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I don't think... I've seen you feel
nervous to have a friend over before.

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I mean, I'm hoping it's not because you
think your old stepdad is going to

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embarrass you or anything.

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I promise we'll keep the dad jokes to a
minute.

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It's nothing like that, Dad.

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Okay, then what is it?

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Bailey isn't just a new friend.

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She's actually someone that I...

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I have a bit of a crush on.

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You know, she's really friendly, and
she's 21, just like me. So we get along

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really great.

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And she's bi and single right now.

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So since I'm lesbian, I thought, you
know, maybe I might have a shot at

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her.

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I just really want the night to go well
to make sure that I leave a great first

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impression on her, you know.

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That's great. I mean, I know you've been
pretty lonely since you came out, so I

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promise I'll do everything I can not to
embarrass you and to make sure that you

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and Bailey have a great night.

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Don't worry. The old stepdad has your
back.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Bailey, come in.

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You ready for some serious movie time?
You know it. I've been waiting all week.

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Hey, girl.

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Don't worry. I'm not going to get in
your hair. Just wanted to bring you a

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little snack.

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This is my stepdad. Dad, this is Bailey.

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It's nice to meet you, Bailey.

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You too.

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So, uh, what are we watching?

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That thriller I was telling you about.
The one with all the weird time jumps.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, it looks interesting.
A little confusing for my taste, though.

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You're a smart man.

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I'm sure it wouldn't go over your head.

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Oh, Bailey, thank you. But you're giving
me way too much credit.

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Um, is there anything else I can get you
all while I'm here? No, it's okay, Dad.

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Are you sure?

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Popcorn is a gateway snack.

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Like, it starts with that, and then you
want, like, nachos and cookies.

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Okay, okay, I get it, I'll get it out of
your hair.

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Wait, why don't you stay and watch the
movie with us?

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No, no, you don't want me hanging out
with you.

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I don't want to intrude.

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Come on, you'll be fine.

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Are you sure?

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There's plenty of room, I'm sure.

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Sophia doesn't mind.

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No, not at all.

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I'll do it. Sophia doesn't mind?

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Sure.

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It's cold.

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I cannot turn up the thermostat.

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This blanket is big enough for three of
us.

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You look a little stiff over there.

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I mean, wiggling your fingers can help
you feel warm if you're feeling cold.

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I certainly don't mind.

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Everything okay there? We've been quiet.

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Yeah, just trying to figure out the
movie.

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Wait, the movie's over? That's it?

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Oh, yeah, they must have ended it on a
cliffhanger for the sequel.

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Not my favorite way to end a movie.

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What did you guys think about it?

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Yeah, the movie, it had definitely more
twist than I was expecting.

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Well, I should probably get going. It's
really fun hanging out with you.

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Why don't you stay the night?

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Oh, well, I wouldn't want to intrude.
Oh, you wouldn't be intruding. We could,

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like, turn the couch into a bed for you.

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Well, Bailey didn't pack anything.

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I'm sure we have a spare toothbrush and
stuff lying around. I mean, your dad

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did, like, the hoard stuff anyway.

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And besides, that'll give the two of you
more time to really get to hang out.

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Especially, like, over breakfast.

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I can even make my special pancakes for
you.

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Sounds great.

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As long as that's okay with you, Sophia.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Great, great.

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I know it's not time to turn in yet or
anything, and you've got your whole

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bedtime routine.

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So maybe you want to get started on
that, and that way you have more time to

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really hang out tonight.

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All right.

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I'll be back in like 15 minutes.

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Sounds good.

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Now we can pick up where we left off
after she actually goes to bed.

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Why wait?

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She said she's going to be 15 minutes.

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And you know it always takes longer.

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She could come back any minute.

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Relax. She's swooning over me. So if she
comes back early, I can easily distract

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her.

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Alright. Yeah.

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We just gotta keep it down.

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Right?

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Thank you.

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Suck your dick.

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I'm gonna stop you.

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I'm just going to go over here.

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That's okay.

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I'll see you then.

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Where were we?

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You guys better bring up your crushes
more often.

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I'm at a step that is naughty as

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you.

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That is what he's doing.

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Hmm.

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Oh!

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Uh huh.

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Thank you.

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That makes sense.

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You should paste your stuff on me.

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I wish they used to be in a survey.

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Ready for more?

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Sit down.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, you're hitting my G -spot.

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Thank you.

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I'm gonna come.

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I'm gonna come.

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You know, Sophia is a really amazing
girl.

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I know she is.

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Just the thing is, she comes off as
someone who wants something real

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real fast.

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I'm not into that. I like to keep my
options open.

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Okay. Well, can you at least not let her
down for a few days?

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And when you do, can you be gentle about
it?

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She was so happy today. Like, happier
than I've seen her in a long time.

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You're such a sweetheart.

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Even after clam -jamming her, you still
want the best for her.

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She deserves nothing but the best.

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Well, she's lucky because she has the
best dad in the world.