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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

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Thursday, Friday, happy days. The
weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to

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you.

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These days are ours,

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happy and free.

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These days are ours, share them with me.

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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

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You're so right. You can't be wrong.

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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

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Till the end.

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That's Monday, Monday, happy days.

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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

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Thursday, Friday, happy days.

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Saturday, what a day.

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Groovin' all week with you.

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These days are all...

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You're driving me crazy.

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Hey, hi, Coach. Hi, Coach.

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Bet you might like to know, they just
posted your English midterm scores up on

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the bulletin board. No kidding.

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Yeah, I didn't have to look too far up
to find yours.

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Really? Well, uh, like how far down was
I?

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There were footprints all over it.

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But you know, why didn't you study the
night before?

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You know why.

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Look, Coach, the whole test was on
poetry.

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Now what's that got to do with life
anyway, huh?

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I wish you were in my English class.

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When did ignorance become a virtue?

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There's truth and beauty in this book.
You've got to listen to this, okay?

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Really listen. All right.

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Ah, yeah, seriously.

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And bring fresh showers for the
thirsting flowers from the sea and from

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stream.

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Who wrote that?

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Keith. Browning. Shelley.

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Three guys write a poem?

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No,

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Fonz. Percy Bish Shelley wrote it.
Percy?

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Yeah. He's so good with words.

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How'd he get a name Percy?

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Fonz, don't knock it. He was one of the
great romantics of all time.

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All right, let's see here.

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And I bring the sun to shine down on
that beautiful flower by the ocean.

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Dim, dim.

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That was beautiful, Fonz.

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This guy is fast becoming my idol.

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You want to look into this, you know
that?

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All right.

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I'm going to go take care of my bike
right now. Can I be honest with you?

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Honesty is your best policy. Your bike
has had it.

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It's got one wheel in the grave, Fonz.

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It's time to jug it.

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You say junk my bank? Yes.

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You know what they do to a junk bank?

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They drop this big ball on it, you know,
and split it up into pieces and they

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melt down those pieces and they use that
melted metal. You know what they do?

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They make it into something else like a
washing machine or an iron or maybe even

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a filing cabinet in some insurance
company.

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Junk my bank?

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You say junk my bank?

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Well, what do you want to do? Put it out
to studs? I haven't thought about it.

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attention, all you hungry customers.

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I'd like everybody to say hello to
Frankie. Hi, Frankie.

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He's going to be doing the cooking
chores around here until Clarence gets

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Yeah? Yeah, where'd Clarence go?

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Cooking school?

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Yeah.

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Hey, Fonz, I'd like you to meet Frankie.
Frankie, this is my partner, Fonzie.

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Hi, how you doing?

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Listen, I'm part owner here. Do you mind
if I ask you a couple questions?

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Where are you from?

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Here and there.

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You ever work in a restaurant before?

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Yeah, and then?

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What's your favorite thing to make, like
your specialty?

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This and that.

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That's all the information I need.

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Thank you.

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You want to get back to work? Cook's
place is in the kitchen.

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He's a dynamo, huh?

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It's great to have a cook who doesn't
come to work in his pajamas.

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He seems like a nice guy to me. Yeah, he
seems likable. And Font's real cute.

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I don't like him. What?

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I'm telling you, that man is bad news.

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Font, how can you say that? You just met
him.

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I have a thick sense, you know. I can
look in a guy's eye and I know whether

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he's good news or bad news.

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Font, could I be honest with you?

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Hey, honesty is real rampant today,
ain't it?

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Shoot, how can you judge someone without
knowing more about them?

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I mean, the entire American judicial
system is based on the principle that a

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is innocent until proven guilty. Is that
so? That's right.

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Well, just something to think about,
Fonz. Yeah, right. I'm going to study

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poetry. Yeah.

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Study your poetry. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, Fonz, that Frankie is a ball of
fire.

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You know what he's doing right now?

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He's got ten hamburgers all working at
the same time.

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Wow. Well, isn't that great? Who wanted
them?

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Right.

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Ten hamburgers wasted. That shoots a
half a pound of meat.

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Oh, hi, Mary. How about a couple of
burgers? Oh, nothing.

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Arthur just left, so this is a perfect
time for me to talk to you.

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I want to use Arnold's and throw a big
surprise party for Arthur's birthday

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Saturday night.

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It was his birthday Saturday night? I
didn't think he told anyone what his

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birthday was.

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His grandma newsbound told me.

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Cost me a case of gin, but I got it.

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Party from right here. And I'll bring
out the old ukulele.

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Everybody, Fonz just crashed on his
motorcycle.

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How's my bike?

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Well, Fonz, it's just this side of the
washing machine.

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If it had to be one of us, why couldn't
it have been me?

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Do me a favor, okay?

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Go in the closet. Get that box with the
magazine on top. I think it's up by the

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shelf, all right?

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Oh, the doctor said I had to soak my
ankle.

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Do you want Mom to make you some soup?

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No, thanks. I'll soak it in Epsom salt.
That'll be all right.

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All right.

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All right, page 36.

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Look at the air. That's what I'm going
to get.

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Why would you want a toupee?

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Oh, the air.

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Oh, the bite. I was just kidding.

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That's a nice -looking bite, Fawn.

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Yeah, beautiful.

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Fawn, what's in the box? Well, that's my
bite money.

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Fonz, don't you keep your money in a
bank? No, I do not. Banks get robbed. I

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don't.

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You know, and the fact is that I got
almost enough there for that bike. I

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got to wait a little while. I'll collect
some more money, and I'll get it, you

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know?

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Fonz, maybe you'll get that bike sooner
than you think.

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You know, I think I'm going to count my
money again. Oh, you have some help?

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Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom, and
I'll... Oh, thanks.

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Sorry. All right, I've just got to look
at my bruises, you know? Maybe one of

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them is going to turn out to be like a
conversation piece.

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Thanks a lot for being here, huh? Sorry,
Fonz. All right.

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Fonz is going to get that bike.

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Yeah, eventually.

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No, for his birthday tomorrow.

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None of us know what to get him, right?

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Yeah. Well, we each chip in a few bucks
to make up what he needs for the bike.

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That's great. Yeah. That is a great
idea.

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Hey, Fonz, we're all going to eat
something.

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What? Nothing, Fonz.

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You don't hurt.

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I didn't want you to tell him. It's
supposed to be a surprise.

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Oh. Well, let me ask you this, slugger.

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We need his money to buy the bike,
right? Yeah. Now, how do you suppose we

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his money from him without spoiling the
surprise?

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Oh, that's simple. You come in here
tonight, steal the money.

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Are you kidding me?

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This is my life you're dealing with.

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Look,

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even if I wanted to, I could.

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I mean, how would I get in here?

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I don't have a key. We'll pick the lock.
Oh, is that right?

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Now, who do you know that can pick a
lock, huh?

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Child's play, kids. What else can I do
for you?

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That'll be all. You can go home now.
Thanks.

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What, are you kidding?

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Not me.

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Boy, Jones, I finally made it to
Fonzie's apartment. This is the chance

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lifetime. Hey, don't mind me, guys. I'll
go about my own business. Okay. You

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stand lookout by the window. Right. I'm
going to get the mother.

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What

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are

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you doing, woman?

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Putting out my picture for Fonzie. Oh.

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in the supermarket.

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Isn't that enough? Yeah.

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I think I'll put you back up in there.
All right.

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Are you sure that Fonzie's out for the
evening? Oh, yeah. He's out with good

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time, Tina. Oh, good. That means we've
got plenty of time. Uh -huh. Good time,

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Tina? Yeah.

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Boy, what I wouldn't do for a reputation
like that.

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Don't worry, Jenny. You're getting
there. Really? Yeah.

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Now, let's just get the money and get
out of here, okay? Yes, okay.

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Oh, no, no. Chachi, leave the box here.
There'll be less chance of Fonzie

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finding out.

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You got it, Scarface. I love it when you
do that.

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Freddie.

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Oh, see, Chachi, no big deal. We got the
money. Fonzie doesn't know. Let's go.

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Where's Jenny? Jenny. Jenny!

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Will you come on?

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I just stood in the shower where Fonzie
stands.

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Naked!

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She's so embarrassing.

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Can we...

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Fonzie and Tina are coming.

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I must

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have

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left the lights on.

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Hey, Fonz, your place looks great.

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Yeah, well, it looks a lot greater now
that you're here.

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Can I wash my hands?

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Yeah, what beautiful hands you've got,
huh?

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Yeah, I got them all dirty when I picked
you those flowers.

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I got an idea. Let my hands wash your
hands.

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You got it.

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Whoa.

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I forgot the flashlight.

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Tie it to the drawing room.

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I got a great idea.

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How about if we listen to some music
before we take a stroll in the midnight

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air, huh?

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Sounds yummy.

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Yeah.

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Wow. A little Elvis P, huh?

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How did you know?

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I got this sick sense, you know? Yeah?

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Well, why don't we try out each other's
pot?

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Every day at once.

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Bonanza.

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So what did the doctor say? He said the
reason that I'm having trouble getting

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around is pain from arthritis.

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Really? He said to get moving again.

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I should take Aleve. But we've always
taken Tylenol. I know, but the doctor

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that nothing is better than Aleve.
Doctors know Aleve can stop pain all day

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fewer pills. And Aleve works right at
the site of arthritis.

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So how's the Aleve working? Like a
charm.

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Morning.

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What happened to you? You know, we ran
down the stairs and looked behind us and

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you weren't there.

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Where were you all night?

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In Fonzie's closet.

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Trapped like a rat.

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Oh, was it bad?

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No. It was just dark, hot, small.

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And I was scared to death. Yeah?

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You know, I really wish you'd have been
there with me. Really?

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Yeah, so I could have strangled you. Oh.

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This is all your fault, you know. It's
all your fault. I know. Come on. Come on

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inside. Sit down.

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How did you get out?

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Well, a few minutes ago, I thought I
heard a door slam.

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And I checked to see if I was alone.

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And luckily, I was. Oh.

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Oh.

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Here's the money, star face. Oh, I don't
want my parents to know how we got out.

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How? Now, I'll just fix you something
that you can eat down at the store.

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Hi,

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Mr. C.

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What are you doing here so early?

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I came to walk Johnny to school.

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On Saturday?

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I'm early.

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Maybe I'm late.

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Saturday?

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Want to shoot some baskets, Mr. C?

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I'd love to, Chachi, but I promised Mrs.
C I'd play some dodgeball with her.

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I gotta get to work. Wait, I'm fixing
you something.

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Oh, don't bother, sweetheart. I'll have
a nice big lunch.

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How would you bother coming home
tonight?

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Marry him.

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We've been married for 26 years. Can't
we talk it out?

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I mean, I want you to go straight to
Arnold's after work because tonight is

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Arthur's surprise party.

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Oh, boy.

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For a minute, I thought that was it.

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Cute little guy.

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I guess it won't be worth it when we
give Fonzie his bike tonight. Sure.

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I just hope he doesn't discover that his
money's gone. Oh, relax. You think he

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counts his money every day. I never know
what's missing.

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Somebody took my money.

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I'm sorry, Fonzie. What? Oh, he's sorry
that someone stole your money. Oh,

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that's such a thing. I got a good idea
about who it is.

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You do?

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Yeah, my sixth sense is going to tell
me. I'm going to look the guy square in

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the eye.

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What are you looking at?

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Oh, nothing, Fonz. I'm just doing neck
exercises.

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Well, it's your life. Whatever.

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Tonight I'm going to know who it is and
I'm going to have a very good time. Oh.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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See you, Fonz. Bye, Fonz.

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Siobhan's gonna show up? Oh, yeah. I
called him up. I told him we had an

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emergency. I said there was a leak in
the bathroom and his office was sinking.

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True, now.

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I'm a little worried, though, you know?

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I've been having all these people here
at night and my cook Frankie hasn't

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up. I thought he was a little more
responsible than that.

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You never know.

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He's here!

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Hold somebody right.

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Patsy wanted me to put Ralph's trick
candles on the cake, but I thought we

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too mature for that.

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Thank you, Lori. Beth, make a wish.

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We're too mature for this.

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Close your eyes.

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All right, now let me lead you, all
right?

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Okay, here we go.

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Open your eyes for a big surprise.

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Happy birthday!

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Speech! Speech! Speech!

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A lot of us pooled our money together
and we bought you the bike for your

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birthday.

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I can't tell you that from the bottom of
my heart to my hair, I'm...

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I'm deeply touched, you know.

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Kids, this is just too expensive.

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We just paid it out to the money from
your cigar box.

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From my cigar box?

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Yeah. See, we snuck into your apartment
and we took the money.

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You took the money from my box.

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Aren't you proud of us?

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You took the money from my box. Yeah. It
was wrong, Arthur, but it was done with

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love. Yeah, right.

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That's not what I am worried about.
We're talking Frankie here.

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Frankie isn't here.

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Do I know that he ain't here?

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I thought he took the money.

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I got it in my head that he took the
money.

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Oh, Fonz.

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Yeah, that's right. I mean, it was my
sixth sense, you know. I thought he was

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the thief. Oh, Fonz.

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Yeah, I understand that, you know. I
mean, I said, all right, look.

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You give me back my money or I'm going
to strangle you with your own tongue.

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Oh, Fonz. Will you stop it with your,
oh, Fonz.

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What happened?

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Did you go beat him up? I didn't ask for
it. I went for his throat. He gave me,

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I don't know, it must have been his
whole life savings.

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Fonz, Fonz, that's not your money.

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We had your money.

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Thank you very much, Judge. I understand
that.

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My six cents, you know, I mean, uh, hey,
look, Al, do me a favor. Get him on the

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phone. When you get him down here.

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Yeah, right, Fonz.

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I can't believe this.

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All right, Roger, go ahead, say it.

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Say what, Fonz? You know. Go ahead. You
can say it. I don't have to. I can see

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you're feeling bad enough.

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Yeah, you don't know how low I'm
feeling. Go ahead. Say it. Okay, you

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Hey, who told you to talk to me like
that?

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00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:00,050
Fonz, you told me to tell you. I didn't
twist your arm, did I?

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A sixth sense. It never has failed me
before.

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Fonz, he's not home. I talked to his
landlord. He said some guy in a leather

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jacket was there and told him to get out
of town. That was me, Al.

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00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,390
Where did he go?

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He's on a bus to Alaska.

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All right, all right, all right. Mr. C,
is Mr. C still here? Here. Huh?

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00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:19,630
Huh? Oh.

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00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:26,290
All right, I'll tell you what. I'm just
going to jump on my bike. I'll be gone

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for three days. I'm going to Alaska.

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3 ,000 miles away?

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Just tell me which direction.

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Hey!

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Happy birthday, Fonz.

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I'm sorry I'm late. Some guy came in at
the last minute to buy a hoe.

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But now it's party time.

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00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:42,970
What's the matter?

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00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:44,570
Bad cake?

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00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,730
Howard, Howard, Fonzie's party is
ruined.

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Marion, I'm only five minutes late.

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00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:54,910
Am I that much, Fon? It wasn't your
fault, Howard. It was Fonzie's.

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I'm sorry.

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00:20:56,950 --> 00:21:01,770
It seems that Chachi and Joanie took
Fonzie's money for a very good reason,

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00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,910
he thought it was Frankie who thought
Fonzie was going to kill him. So he gave

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Fonzie his life savings and went to
Alaska.

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00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:10,610
You're swacked, aren't you?

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00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,740
No, no, Marion, look, I've had a very
hard day. I'll tell you what. I'm going

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the men's room, and I'm going to splash
some cold water on my face, and then

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I'll come out, and then you can tell me
the story again.

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00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,040
All right, Al. Al, give me a favor, all
right?

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I want you to get a detective, set him
up to Alaska, find Frankie, get him back

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00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
down here, all right?

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00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,240
Al, get a detective. Don't study the
numbers on the bill.

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00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,200
You know, Fonz, when I go to the bank...

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I always put my initial on all my
deposit money. I have ruined the man's

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00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,620
I'm not interested in hearing about
banking procedure now.

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00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,260
Fonzie, we were robbed today.

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00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,620
What? What are you talking about? That's
right, we were robbed today. Why don't

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00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,620
you tell me that? Well, the deposit was
missing from the kitchen. I didn't want

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to upset you on your birthday, that's
all.

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00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,960
I mean, this money that Frankie gave you
has got my mark on it.

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00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,020
Wow. He must have taken it.

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00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,880
So when you went there and demanded your
money, he thought he got caught robbing

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Arnold's, and he gave you back our
money.

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00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:08,260
Let me get this straight. That man is a
real thief.

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00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,940
Yeah.

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Instinct. Oh, God.

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00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:21,360
Let's cut up the cake and have a party.

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00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,960
Uh, Bonds, can I talk to you for a
second privately?

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00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,140
Would you like to talk about, Mr.
Professor?

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00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,600
I'm sorry I doubted your sixth sense. I
won't butt into your affairs anymore.

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00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,920
Hey, you listen to me. This is just
between you and me, all right?

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00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:44,740
I was heading toward a very big mistake,
you know? We're talking a humongous

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00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:45,740
faux pas.

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That thing you said about innocent so
proven guilty, you're right.

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Mom's the word.

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00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,100
Thank you. Anytime.

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Okay, sweetheart, now you can tell me
why everybody's so miserable.

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Very good.

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00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,920
Everybody is not so miserable.

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00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,740
Oh, Howard, it is so simple.

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00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:44,860
Fonzie thought that Frankie stole the
money from his apartment, but he really

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00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:49,000
stole the money from Arnold. So Fonzie
was wrong, but he was right also. He had

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00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,240
the right criminal, but the wrong money.
Of course, it was good that he had it,

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00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,760
but he didn't know that until now.

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00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,640
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday,
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Happy birthday to you.

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