1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:05,939 - * MTV * 2 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,176 - I just went through a really bad breakup, 3 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:11,311 and I don't know if I could or should 4 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,647 jump back into bed with somebody. 5 00:00:13,746 --> 00:00:15,682 - What do you think about a fall release? 6 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:16,984 - We'd have to move quickly, though. 7 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,885 - Oh, good. I love moving quickly. 8 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,155 - What is happening? 9 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:23,224 - Are things really over between you and Charles? 10 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,992 - He's... 11 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,426 free to do whatever he wants. 12 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,161 - Thanks, Liza. 13 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,929 - I just never thought you'd be someone's rebound. 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,031 - When an employee doesn't get along 15 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,734 with the boss' new girlfriend, 16 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,469 guess who's out? 17 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:42,743 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,246 - Hey. both: Hi. 19 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,746 * * 20 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,082 - Hey, baby girl. 21 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,084 - Aw, thanks for taking her on short notice. 22 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,984 - Yes, of course. 23 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,487 We got a light day today, so we're good. 24 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,055 - So Clare, how is life with the real estate mogul? 25 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,091 - You mean Rob. And he's hardly a mogul. 26 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,326 And we split up, so... 27 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,094 - What? When did that happen? 28 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,963 - [sighs] Just last week. 29 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,498 - Oh, my God. 30 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,233 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 31 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,335 - You didn't wanna say anything to me? 32 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,370 You know you can still talk to me, right? 33 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,539 - [coos] - I'm still your... 34 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,040 - Baby daddy. - Yeah, I'm--yeah. 35 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,176 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 36 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,944 - [laughs] Thanks, but I'm fine. 37 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,248 He's a great guy, we're just, you know, in different places. 38 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,081 Yes, I'm even boring myself with all this. 39 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,450 Okay. - [laughs] 40 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,353 - Bye, baby. Bye. 41 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,388 - Bye. Go kick some ass today, Mommy. 42 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,323 - [sighs] 43 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,424 - God, that has to be so hard. 44 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,426 Dating as a single mom? 45 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,861 We should take her out to brunch. 46 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:37,930 - Oh, Kelsey, brunch is your answer to everything. 47 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:39,700 Do you think she really wants to unload on us? 48 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,534 Just make it a tea. It's less of a commitment. 49 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,371 - Yeah, I think she'd love that. 50 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,004 [cell phone dings] - [gasps] 51 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,373 Oh, no. 52 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,242 No, no. No, no. This is...this--this is bad. 53 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,811 - Wait. What is happening? - Use your words. 54 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,513 - Okay, I gotta get to Liza's. 55 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,781 Kels, bring my galleys to Empirical. 56 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:57,685 - I am not your assistant. [door clicks shut] 57 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,587 - [laughs] 58 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,590 - [sighs] 59 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,227 - Good morning, beauty! - Lauren, what--why? 60 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,061 Maggie! - Uh-uh, nope. 61 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,128 I sent her on a bagel run. 62 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:11,731 You're gonna need some carbs. 63 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,203 - [sighs] 64 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,171 [dramatic music] 65 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,774 * * 66 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,909 Okay. 67 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,114 - Yeah, you're looking at me like I'm the jittery waxer 68 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,549 who just ripped off your perineum, 69 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,050 and that's fine, okay? Quinn is coming in 70 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,884 to review the marketing plan for "The F Word" at 10:00. 71 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,753 And you can either find out when she saunters in 72 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,823 wearing one of his wrinkled shirts as a mini dress, 73 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,259 or you can find out from a friend. 74 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,394 I came as soon as I heard. 75 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,263 - Thanks, friend. 76 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,796 [door clicks open and shut] 77 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:47,367 - FedEx just dropped off his-and-her "Gatsby" costumes. 78 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,069 - [sighs] Those are mine. 79 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,503 My friend Michelle's 80 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,206 Roaring '20s anniversary party is tonight. 81 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,307 Oh, shit. - His and hers? 82 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,876 - Charles was supposed to come, 83 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,110 but I guess I'll just be hanging solo 84 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,747 in a room full of judgmental couples. 85 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,248 - Liza, no, no, no, no, no. Say no more. 86 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,750 I'm gonna call my friend Stefanos, okay? 87 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,018 He staffs bartenders, cater waiters, 88 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,554 the hottest men you've ever seen. 89 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,987 Now most of them are Kinsey-6 gay, 90 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,056 but they will definitely give you the old grope-a-dope 91 00:03:10,122 --> 00:03:13,360 in front of your PTA friends if you tip generously. 92 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,127 - Lauren, are these sex workers or waiters? 93 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,629 - Yes, they are. 94 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,500 - [laughs] - I'm good. 95 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,634 - * It's about to go down * 96 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,704 * It's about to get loud * 97 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,039 * It's about to go down * 98 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:28,276 - Thank you all so much 99 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,576 for pulling this together so quickly. 100 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,344 I really wanna get it out as soon as possible. 101 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,180 Ooh, can I read them the new ending? 102 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,914 [quirky music] 103 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,084 - Oh, I'm not sure that-- - He inspired it. 104 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,252 He made a joke that he was my consolation prize 105 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,320 after the whole senate debacle. 106 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,854 Here, listen to this. 107 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,024 - Um, why don't we save it for the copy edits? 108 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,394 - Aw, he's so shy. 109 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,995 * * 110 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,731 The gentlest warriors always carry the biggest swords. 111 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:57,871 So... - [laughing crazily] 112 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,240 - Liza. 113 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,542 "Claw" would've been a much better book 114 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,477 if I had listened to your notes. 115 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,211 So I'm listening now. 116 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,747 - I'd be happy to. 117 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:10,350 - Uh, we have some more editorial notes to review, 118 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,118 but why don't we do that in my office? 119 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,288 - Of course. And thanks, Liza. 120 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,723 - [quietly] You're so welcome. 121 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,927 - You handled that so much better than I would 122 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,029 if someone was talking about my ex's sword 123 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,398 in a meeting. 124 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,733 You do not have to read that book. 125 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,002 [heavy thud] 126 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,269 - Oh, no. - [sighs] 127 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,771 - It's well written. 128 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,574 I mean, even if a lot of it sounds like bullshit. 129 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,543 - Well, it's a book about failure 130 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,009 written by billionaire. 131 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,177 Of course it's bullshit. 132 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,480 - But these stories that she tells... 133 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,947 [laughs] They sound phony. 134 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,850 I mean, is anyone really going to believe 135 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:45,151 that Pope Benedict consulted her 136 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,555 about admitting female clergy? 137 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,889 - Well, Charles is editing the book. 138 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,524 Maybe we just let him worry about it. 139 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,159 - Yeah, but he's not seeing things clearly 140 00:04:53,225 --> 00:04:55,262 because they're-- whatever they are. 141 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,831 - Okay, he's not seeing things clearly? 142 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,867 - This has nothing to do with us. 143 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,937 Naomi Wolf's last book got canceled 144 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,839 when they found out that it was full of factual errors. 145 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,776 Her publisher lost a ton of money. 146 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,745 - Quinn has already hired a third-party fact checker. 147 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,314 - And she's never forged anything before, has she? 148 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,082 Are we just going to sit by 149 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,286 while the woman who almost bankrupted our company once 150 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:22,956 and besmirched our reputation threatens to do it again? 151 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,925 - [sighs] Okay. 152 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,560 Liza, I want you to know 153 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,428 that I recognize your passion, okay? 154 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,497 I respect it, and I fear it. 155 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,165 - Okay, ignore her. 156 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,502 Ignore this, okay? 157 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,170 It's Charles's problem now, not yours. 158 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,572 - [sighs] Okay. 159 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,908 [light music] 160 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,911 And this story about Elizabeth Warren 161 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:45,978 telling Quinn she's one of the good billionaires 162 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,848 is both politically volatile and provably inaccurate. 163 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,750 Elizabeth Warren categorically says 164 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,220 the existence of billionaires is immoral. 165 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:54,353 Also... 166 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,555 - Liza. 167 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,658 I need to apologize to you 168 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,326 for what happened in the meeting. 169 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,928 I can't imagine a worse way 170 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,630 for you to find that out. 171 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,598 - I'd already seen it in "Page Six." 172 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,500 - That's definitely worse. 173 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,601 I'm sorry-- - You know what? 174 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,637 It's none of my business. 175 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,839 Let's just keep it to the book. 176 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,776 Why don't I just fact-check some of these? 177 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,310 - You're still not sold? 178 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:20,346 - Quinn is a controversial author. 179 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,915 People will already be dubious 180 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,050 that she's turned over a new leaf. 181 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,351 - Okay. 182 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,788 So let me know what you find. 183 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:29,689 - Great. 184 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,057 I will report any red flags-- 185 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,192 for the book. 186 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,360 I meant for the book. 187 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,228 I have gotta go. 188 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,363 I'm a late for a--a thing. So. 189 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,632 There's a chair. 190 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,935 [upbeat jazz music] 191 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:48,542 * * 192 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,744 - I'm honestly embarrassed 193 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,545 that I didn't clock this Rob/Clare breakup thing. 194 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,613 I mean look at her Insta. 195 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,348 Apple picking with Rob, 196 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,917 then Domino Park with Rob and Gemma. 197 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,886 - Yeah, and then back on the market hard. 198 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,487 Did we even know that she could do the splits? 199 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,788 - No. [laughs] 200 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,723 - Hey, you guys, can someone grab my coat? 201 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,158 - Uh, why, girl? You naked in there? 202 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,095 - Uh, n--no. 203 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,295 I just...oh-- - [gasps] 204 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,831 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yes! 205 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,701 - [gasps] Hello, gorgeous. 206 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,735 - It's just a costume for a party 207 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,303 that I maybe shouldn't even go to. 208 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,738 - Why? You're single again. 209 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:19,839 You need to put it on main, girl. 210 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,274 That's what Clare did. - Mm-hmm. 211 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,076 - Let the new customers see what's on the menu 212 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,778 and let the old ones see what they're missing. 213 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,112 - What is she talking about? - [laughs] 214 00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:28,548 I'll explain on the way to the elevator. 215 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:30,382 Past Charles. 216 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,951 - No, no, I shouldn't do that. 217 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,353 - Yeah, and he shouldn't have shown up 218 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,555 in "Page Six" with Quinn, okay? 219 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,423 Sashay away. 220 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,425 [rock music] 221 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:42,495 * * 222 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,064 - * Take a load off your mind * 223 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,399 * Baby, you're one of a kind * 224 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,901 * * 225 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:52,805 * Let your individuality be kind * 226 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,207 - Bye, Charles. Have a great weekend. 227 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,043 - * Yeah, yeah * 228 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,711 - I'm sorry, which wave of feminism is this? 229 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,514 - Oh, shut up and just be petty for once. 230 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,882 - [sighs] - He's choking on his water. 231 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,382 - Don't look. - Oh. 232 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,317 - [scoffs] 233 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:08,288 - * We got it, we got it * 234 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,257 [jazz music playing] 235 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,293 * * 236 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,661 - Liza! 237 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,531 - [laughs] Hi. 238 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:22,035 - Ooh, that dress. - [chuckles] 239 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:23,470 - I thought you were just defrauding 240 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,637 that publishing house. 241 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:25,872 What? Are you embezzling now too? 242 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,439 [laughs] I'm just kidding. 243 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,809 Where's Charles? 244 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,711 Oh, no. 245 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:33,614 Oh, you poor thing. 246 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,649 I knew this would happen. 247 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,918 I read all about his first marriage. 248 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,586 I did a little deep Googling. 249 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,788 - It's just Googling on three glasses of wine. 250 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,523 - Of course he wasn't ready 251 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,493 to commit to anybody. 252 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,427 Oh, you must be devastated. 253 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:51,130 Are you devastated? 254 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,533 - Actually, he proposed. - You said no? 255 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,669 - I didn't want to get married again. 256 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,772 I don't even know if I believe in it anymore. 257 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,875 It's a flawed system. - Aw, honey. 258 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,211 You and I can split a bottle of chards 259 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,647 and rail against the prison of matrimony 260 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,014 on another night 261 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,418 that isn't my 20th wedding anniversary party. 262 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,753 - Right. - Ooh, Denny. 263 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,822 Jules! Excuse me. 264 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,091 Oh! You poor thing. 265 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,561 * * 266 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,496 [bumping electronic music] 267 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:29,501 * * 268 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,837 [glass dinging] 269 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,005 - Hi, hi. Excuse me. 270 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,908 I just wanted to take a minute as dean 271 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,476 to welcome all of our esteemed guests 272 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,312 and thank the artists who donated 273 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,149 to the silent auction to benefit our scholarship fund. 274 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,116 - Bored? - Yep. 275 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,186 - Booze? - Yep. 276 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,755 - So have a wonderful time, 277 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,456 enjoy the open bar, 278 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,960 please bid early and often, 279 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,794 but not on that piece by Maggie Amato. 280 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,330 I've already made space in my den. 281 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,565 Thank you all so much. 282 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,769 [applause] 283 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,304 [chatter] 284 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,974 [light piano music] 285 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,307 - Hi. 286 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,942 * * 287 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,611 Um, you have your eye on anything tonight? 288 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,147 - Sure do. 289 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,017 - I mean on any pieces. - I know what you meant. 290 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,052 You are so stunning. 291 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,828 - Hey, did you hear that name-drop? 292 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,030 You're officially queen of art prom. 293 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,332 - Aw, the dean's just friends with my gallerist, that's all. 294 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,702 - And whose friend is she? 295 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,538 [jazzy Broadway music playing] 296 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,508 * * 297 00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:43,475 - Five, six, seven, eight. 298 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,712 And left. And right. 299 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,014 And step, step, step, step. 300 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,517 Keep those hips square. 301 00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:52,952 It's a Charleston, not a lap dance. 302 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,187 Hon, do you need a dance partner? 303 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,489 - Nope, I'm good. 304 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,960 - * Shout hooray and hallelu! * 305 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,162 * Now me and Mr. Wrong are through * 306 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,831 * I'll find myself another beau * 307 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,034 * Who I know is no rover * 308 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,636 * Forget about the boy * 309 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,905 * Forget about the boy * 310 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,875 * Forget about the boy * 311 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,046 [cheers and applause] 312 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,816 - Liza Miller, is that you? 313 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,786 - Vince? Hi! 314 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,187 What? Oh, my goodness. 315 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,756 It's been ages. 316 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,591 - Carpool, ninth grade. 317 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,926 As soon as the girls could drive, 318 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,693 I was a ghost. [both laughing] 319 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,596 - Vinny, you made it. [laughs] - Hey. 320 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,533 - Without a costume like the invitation required. 321 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,934 - Yeah, well... 322 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,904 - I will go to the costume chest. 323 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,706 Liza, keep an eye on him. 324 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,240 - [laughs] 325 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,777 - I can't believe Andrea 326 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,411 let you out of the house without a costume. 327 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,514 - Well, Andrea has a new husband to dress. 328 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,515 We got a divorce a few years ago. 329 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,284 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 330 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,187 I didn't know. I've been in New York. 331 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,221 - I know, I know. I've heard a lot about you. 332 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,724 - Okay, everyone, let's Lindy hop! 333 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,193 [jazz music playing] 334 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:10,663 [both laugh] - Uh, show me a few moves? 335 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:16,536 * * 336 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,806 - They're plant-based-- oh, Maggie! 337 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,441 Hey, I had an ulterior motive for asking you here tonight. 338 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,243 - Is this a lesbian speed-dating event? 339 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,412 - Don't leave me alone. - [laughs] 340 00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,647 - Listen, we have an open teaching position 341 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,450 in our visual arts program, and you are a perfect fit. 342 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,251 - Wha--me? Really? 343 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,153 - Yes, you, because you've got decades of experience, 344 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,423 but you're still making vital work. 345 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,756 You'd mentor our students 346 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,158 and teach them everything you've learned 347 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,961 being a working artist in New York. 348 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,461 - She's basically already doing that for free. 349 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,032 - Well, then let's get her paid for it. 350 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,466 Come by my office next week. 351 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,000 - Okay. - Great. 352 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,971 [electronic dance music] 353 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,940 * * 354 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,875 - What a night for Professor Amato. 355 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,710 - Right? It doesn't even sound real. 356 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,979 - [laughs] 357 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,847 - It's like a character in a bad porno. 358 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,982 - Hey, now. 359 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,918 Speaking of bad pornos, 360 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,486 I think I know how this one's gonna end. 361 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,121 Look, I'm catching an early train to Philly 362 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,591 to go see KT in the morning, so... 363 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,826 Be good, Professor Amato. 364 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,931 - You got a light? - Yeah. 365 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,403 - You seem tense. 366 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,773 - Yeah, well, it's not really my scene. 367 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,008 - Me either. 368 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,808 These things are always super boring. 369 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,945 - Well, then what are we still doing here? 370 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,480 - Good question. 371 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,051 Coming? 372 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,254 [upbeat music] 373 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:46,092 * * 374 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,162 [jazz music playing] 375 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,463 - I didn't know that you moved to the city. 376 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,201 I'm so out of the loop. - Or nobody talks about me. 377 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,068 - Oh, well, they definitely used to talk about you. 378 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,870 My book-club ladies called you "hot dad." 379 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,572 - Ooh. 380 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:03,342 - I pitched "Prince Vince," but they thought it was too cutesy. 381 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,379 - Is that why Lori Champlin always "ran out of gas" 382 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,714 at away games? 383 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,816 You know, she tried to kiss me at homecoming. 384 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,717 - [gasps] She kissed me at book club. 385 00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,620 - So by the transitive property, 386 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,121 we've already kissed. 387 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,057 - But she didn't kiss you, so... 388 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,427 - Settle down, Hot Mom. You know, we'll get there. 389 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,727 * * 390 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,730 - No one called me Hot Mom. 391 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,765 - Well, I did just now. 392 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,003 - Keep dancing. Don't give up. 393 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,072 - [laughs] 394 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:40,947 [dreamy music] 395 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,115 - Ugh, the whole night was like a dream. 396 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,653 A room full of art snobs gushing over my work, 397 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,188 and then a stranger--I-- 398 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,722 but you see where this is going. 399 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,359 - I do, and thanks for stopping. 400 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:53,826 - Well, I mean you had a great night too. 401 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,294 Are you gonna text Hot Dad? 402 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,663 - Um, maybe. 403 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,066 I mean, it was fun seeing him 404 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,668 and nice to know that a crush was reciprocated. 405 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,070 You know, sometimes that's enough. 406 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,836 - Really? That's enough now? 407 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,239 - I don't know anything anymore, Maggie. 408 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,774 - Ah, well, I got something 409 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,009 that might be able to help with that. 410 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,743 My trick left me a little treat. 411 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,879 I don't know what it does, but it's French and it's pink. 412 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,681 - [laughs] Well, it's 8:00 a.m. 413 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,548 It's a little early for recreational drugs, 414 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,783 and I can't. 415 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,351 I have to fact-check Quinn's book. 416 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,620 - Fact-check? 417 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,188 You know, I really don't understand your job. 418 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,556 - [sighs] Neither do I. 419 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,325 * I-I-I-I-I-I * 420 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,427 * Like it, love it, love it * 421 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,261 * I-I-I-I-I-I * 422 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,130 * Like it, love it, ooh * 423 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,599 * Love it! * 424 00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:35,701 - So Aiden, you were Quinn's assistant for how long? 425 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,604 - Uh, second assistant. 426 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,172 Yeah, I never made it to first. 427 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,142 So I wasn't, like, interacting with power players. 428 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,777 I was fetching her birth control. 429 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,447 Getting screamed at for getting the wrong kind. 430 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,648 - Been there. 431 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,283 It's hard being someone's assistant. 432 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,220 - Yeah, "Hand-Aiden," that's what she used to call me-- 433 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,087 in front of Melinda Gates; that was fun. 434 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,557 Sorry, you did not come here to listen to me complain. 435 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,760 So, uh, what do you need to kill this book? 436 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,196 - No, no, no. - Oh, come on. 437 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,298 You can't stand her. I could tell on the phone. 438 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,866 I can help. I want to. - I'm not... 439 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,370 I am just trying to verify a story from her book. 440 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,605 - Okay. 441 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,807 - The one about her divestment from WeWork 442 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,644 just before they pulled their IPO. 443 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,745 A lot of pundits hinted that 444 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,682 she was tipped off by someone inside and bailed. 445 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,317 - That's a dead end. 446 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,885 She never wanted to invest in that cult, 447 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,489 but the board overruled her, so she pulled out of the fund 448 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,091 and was the only one who didn't look like an idiot 449 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,359 when they pulled it. 450 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,096 - So she's telling the truth? - Yeah. 451 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,900 - Thank you, Aiden. 452 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,136 - Yeah, but, I mean, I'm sure we can find something 453 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,205 to take her down, or, hell, 454 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,639 we could make something up. 455 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,441 I mean look what you have-- - Thank you, Aiden. 456 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,709 - Yeah. 457 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,679 [pop music] 458 00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:56,082 - Happy breakup brunch, ladies. - Yeah. 459 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,584 - Go ahead, Clare. Let it all out. 460 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:58,717 - [sighs] 461 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,552 This is really nice of you guys, 462 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,254 but I'm actually okay. 463 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,257 You know, it was a mature breakup. 464 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,093 Rob and I are at different places in our lives, 465 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,528 and we're just, you know, we're not the right fit. 466 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,729 That's it. 467 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,231 - "A mature breakup"? I don't know her. 468 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,467 - No, I know, couldn't be me, but good for you. 469 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,702 - [laughs] - Well, now I feel bad. 470 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,271 Can we keep day drinking even though I'm not devastated? 471 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,007 I mean, I already paid the babysitter. 472 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,741 - Of course, yes, hello. - Yeah. 473 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,311 - Thank you, and I'm sure you're exaggerating. 474 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,180 How did you and Zane end things? 475 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,948 - Oh, he dumped her over FaceTime 476 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,817 because she got promoted above him. 477 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,219 - No. both: Yes! 478 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,653 - Yes, 100. - Okay. 479 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,753 Oh, my gosh. Okay. 480 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,355 We're gonna... 481 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,160 Can we--one more? Thanks. 482 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,595 Okay, start at the beginning. 483 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,998 [phone chatter] 484 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,701 - Yes, Father. Okay, Father. 485 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,069 Yes, we just wanted to verify everything 486 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,805 in her book before we go to print. 487 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,106 [phone chatter] 488 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,042 Yes, she is so great, 489 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,112 isn't she? 490 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,814 Okay. Okay. 491 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,549 Hail--hail--hail Mary. 492 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,152 Bye-bye. 493 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,686 [cell phone buzzes] 494 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,222 Vince, hi. 495 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,592 - Hey, Hot Mom. 496 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,993 - Oh, I don't think that name's gonna stick. 497 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,796 Um, how was your Saturday? 498 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,465 - Well, not as good as my Friday, thanks to you. 499 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,602 So I was thinking, we're both in the city, 500 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,103 we're both single, 501 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,872 and I have a reservation 502 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,308 in Soho on Monday and no one to go with. 503 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,042 - That sounds really nice, actually, 504 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,412 but I should be honest with you. 505 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,247 I'm not sure I'm ready to be 506 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,714 someone's dance partner right now. 507 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,915 - That's good, 508 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,250 because I think I popped my knee out 509 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,487 during the Lindy hop. - [laughs] 510 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,423 - Listen, I know you just got out of something. 511 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,791 All I'm looking for is somebody to sit across from me 512 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,326 at a nice restaurant. 513 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,528 - A dinner buddy. - Exactly. 514 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,664 You know, anything else is just icing. 515 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,166 Do you do icing? 516 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,068 You know, I should really learn your dietary restrictions 517 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,971 if we're gonna be dinner buddies. 518 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,440 - Yes. 519 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,974 - What? To dinner or to the icing? 520 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,211 - Let's just start with dinner. - [laughs] Okay. 521 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,645 I'll text you the details, 522 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,849 and I will see you Monday... buddy. 523 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,251 - Okay. 524 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,486 - * You know I've been hungry * 525 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,954 * Help me feed my hunger * 526 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,124 * Baby, can we hurry? * 527 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,426 * I can't wait much longer * 528 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,762 * And we're not getting younger, younger * 529 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,403 [upbeat music] 530 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,137 - So it's two classes per week, 531 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,673 a session of office hours, 532 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,807 and individual critiques at the end of the term, 533 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,910 and this is your salary plus medical and dental. 534 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,578 - Fantastic! 535 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,847 You know, I've never had dental insurance in my life. 536 00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:42,914 - So you'll think about it? 537 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,115 - There's nothing to think about 538 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,285 except which crown I'm replacing. 539 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,586 Uh, where do I sign? 540 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,555 - Well, we'll finalize the long-form contracts, 541 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,789 but we can get your paperwork started now. 542 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,857 [knocking] 543 00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,461 Hey, there she is. 544 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,628 Maggie, this my wife, Kamila. 545 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,565 - How are you, sweet pea? - Hi, love. 546 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,067 [quirky music] 547 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,068 - I remember you. 548 00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,737 - Um, you do? 549 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,508 - You bid on her painting, right, babe? 550 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,910 - I did, I did, and we're gonna be seeing a lot more of her 551 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,111 'cause she's teaching here now. 552 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,945 - That's terrific news. 553 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,347 * * 554 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,450 Welcome to the family. 555 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,352 - Thanks. 556 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,491 - So why were Clare and Lauren kissing 557 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,159 on Instagram Stories this weekend? 558 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,694 - We had a breakup brunch 559 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,698 which Lauren tried to turn into a make-out dinner. 560 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,098 - Oh. 561 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,734 - But we're over our exes, so it all worked out. 562 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,470 [both chuckle] 563 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,339 - Liza, thank you so much for your notes. 564 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,309 They were as smart and incisive as I'd hoped. 565 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,676 - Just doing my job. 566 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,679 - Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do too. 567 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,548 So I hope we can put the past in the past and move on. 568 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,250 - Mm-hmm. 569 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,652 Should I forward the notes to Charles? 570 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,121 - Oh, no, I can show him tonight at dinner. 571 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,890 - Great. [cell phone buzzing] 572 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,959 - Oh--oh, God, it's Pelosi. 573 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,694 I gotta take this. Hey, girl. 574 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,896 [laughs] 575 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,333 - Are you okay? 576 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,035 - Yeah, I just gotta get used to her being around. 577 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,471 Better to have her as an ally than an enemy, right? 578 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,039 - Yeah, definitely better as an ally. 579 00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:17,009 [upbeat music] 580 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:23,349 * * 581 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,518 [both laughing] 582 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,086 - Okay, they called me "Legs-a Miller"? 583 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,689 - Yes. - That is so stupid. 584 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,358 - [laughs] Well, look, it's no Hot Dad, 585 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,625 but what do you expect 586 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,927 from a bunch of suburban mortgage brokers? 587 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,565 [laughs] 588 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,266 I used to have 589 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,769 such a crush on you. 590 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,903 Is that okay to say on a first date? 591 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,406 - It's not a date, buddy. 592 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,343 Besides, I think I'm undatable. 593 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,310 - You are many things, 594 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,547 but undatable isn't one of them. 595 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,083 - So since it's not a date, 596 00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,352 can I ask how you and Andrea are doing? 597 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,586 - We're friendly. 598 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,855 My divorce was probably a lot like yours. 599 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,323 - Oh, so you cheated on her 600 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,492 and lost all your savings playing blackjack in Bayonne? 601 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:09,596 - Yikes. Not that. [chuckles] 602 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,798 I just mean that we were married pretty young, 603 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,866 and, um, I've been married most of my adult life. 604 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,201 And so when it ended, 605 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,005 I finally had to ask myself who I really was. 606 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,406 * * 607 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,442 - And who were you? 608 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,310 - Well, I was a person 609 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,079 who grew up with miserable parents. 610 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,181 - Hmm. 611 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,083 - And then my own relationships 612 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,585 were not great, 613 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,387 but as long as I was successful, 614 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,656 I could convince myself 615 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,859 that a partner was a liability that I didn't want. 616 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,895 - All I ever really wanted was a family, 617 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:47,098 a house, a wife, kids. 618 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,701 Do you know how much pressure that puts on a marriage? 619 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,269 - I do, 620 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,539 and I know how destabilizing it is 621 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,074 when you put all your chips on something, 622 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,608 and it doesn't work out. - [scoffs] 623 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,878 - Your whole life, a really good life, 624 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,647 just vaporizes. 625 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,883 And for the first time in your life, 626 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,551 you're just alone. 627 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:09,221 - I never minded being alone. 628 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,758 But then when my senate race exploded, 629 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,460 I looked around. 630 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:18,765 I realized that I didn't have any people in my life. 631 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,299 Only employees. - [chuckles] 632 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,836 - And then when I bumped into you in Chicago, 633 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,806 I can't even say it was a feeling I had missed. 634 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,509 Because honestly, 635 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,942 I don't know if I'd ever felt it before. 636 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,511 - I've never felt older 637 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,180 than on dates with younger women. 638 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,615 - [laughs] Why? 639 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,616 - I mean, seriously, there's only so many times 640 00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,019 that you can say, "Wow," to a TikTok dance challenge, 641 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,121 you know? 642 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,655 - And most people our age 643 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,857 are so terrified of ending up alone 644 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,426 that they just wanna lock something down. 645 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,028 - So why don't you? 646 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,964 - I just got to a place where my life can surprise me again. 647 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,233 - I hate surprises. 648 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,169 Always have. 649 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,807 I like stability. 650 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,644 I just don't feel like I should have to apologize for that. 651 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,113 - No. 652 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,147 Look, in my experience, 653 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,349 when you know what you want, 654 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,318 you don't apologize for it. 655 00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,354 - Hmm. 656 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,355 - You go for it. 657 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,491 - Well, 658 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,761 then it's lucky that we found each other. 659 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,333 - Do you know how lucky we are to have found each other? 660 00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:29,335 Seriously. 661 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,136 You're a unicorn. 662 00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,739 Most women, when I tell them 663 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,173 I don't want to get married again, they get so upset. 664 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,542 But you're over it. 665 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,010 No rings, no strings. 666 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,016 Next time, we don't even have to get dinner. 667 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,519 [laughs] Buddy. 668 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,655 - I want dinner, Vince. 669 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:51,423 - Yeah. Good. 670 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,625 Okay, yeah, me too. 671 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,161 - I want a relationship. 672 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,864 I don't--I don't want to be sleeping around forever. 673 00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,031 That sounds exhausting. - Okay. 674 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,333 - I want a partner. 675 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,934 I want to share my life with someone. 676 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,104 I just don't wanna move into his house 677 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,471 and become his wife 678 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,240 and have my life revolve around his. 679 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,308 I mean, why is that so hard for him to understand? 680 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,678 - I'm sorry, who? 681 00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:14,145 - My ex who proposed to me out of nowhere 682 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,548 at someone else's wedding. 683 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,683 - And you said no, or-- 684 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,151 why? 685 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,820 Like, it sounds like that's what you wanted, 686 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,422 so why couldn't you just get married? 687 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,557 - Why couldn't he just not get married? 688 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,028 Why did he have to throw everything away over semantics? 689 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,762 Why does he get to decide it's over 690 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,731 just because he didn't get what he wanted? 691 00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,634 - So you're still in love with him? 692 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,736 - Of course I'm still in love with him! 693 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,572 And I blew it--or he did or we both did 694 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,941 or it doesn't matter because it's over, 695 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:45,044 and he's moved on, and I'm in Soho at some hot new restaurant 696 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:48,213 with a dinner buddy because I'm what? 697 00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,182 [inhales sharply] 698 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,684 Undatable? [cries] 699 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,387 - I'm just gonna go use the... 700 00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:58,023 yeah. 701 00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:01,292 [somber music] 702 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:08,467 * * 703 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,875 - [sighs] 704 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,448 - * Ooh * 705 00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:24,983 * Ooh * 706 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:28,119 * Ooh * 707 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,122 * * 708 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,057 - [laughs] 709 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,494 [cell phone buzzing] 710 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:38,964 - Hi, this is Liza. 711 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,968 - Hi, Liza, this is Ayanna Williams returning your call. 712 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,703 I was Quinn Tyler's consultant in the California primary. 713 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,372 - Right. Hi, Ayanna. 714 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,973 I am with her publisher. 715 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,976 I was just calling to fact-check something 716 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:53,345 for her new book, but I think we're all set. 717 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:54,814 - Another book? 718 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,548 At least I don't have to read it. 719 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,717 What is it about? 720 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,786 - Failure. It's called "The F Word." 721 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,087 - That's smart. It makes her look relatable. 722 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,289 That was always one of her biggest negatives. 723 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:05,624 Not the only one though. 724 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,928 - What did you do for her campaign? 725 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,096 - Oppo research. 726 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,931 I was supposed to expose the flaws 727 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,565 in her candidacy so she could fix that. 728 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,703 - What were her flaws, if I can ask? 729 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,404 - People thought she was cold, 730 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,272 a little condescending, elitist. 731 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,974 - Mmm. - But the biggest one-- 732 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:27,145 and this is so stupid and patriarchal I could scream-- 733 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,780 was that she wasn't married. 734 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,450 People couldn't reconcile that. 735 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:33,051 - How was she supposed to fix that? 736 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,753 - I literally told her 737 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,423 to find a guy with kind eyes and a strong jawline 738 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,891 to stand next her, 739 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,425 and she would jump ten points in the polls. 740 00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:42,929 15 if the guy had a normal-looking kid. 741 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:43,962 - Really? 742 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:48,233 And how did she take that? 743 00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:49,736 - Not well, 744 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:52,038 but she ate it pretty hard in that senate race. 745 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,740 So if she runs again-- when she runs again; 746 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,541 there are already rumors she wants to be governor-- 747 00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,477 I think she'd suck it up and do it. 748 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,713 - Do what? 749 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,750 - Recruit a discount Kennedy 750 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:07,053 to walk her across the finish line. 751 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,755 - * Lies, lies * 752 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,556 - Thanks for getting back to me. 753 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,857 - No problem. 754 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,893 - * They taste like honey * 755 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,428 * Deceive your eyes * 756 00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:18,630 * Ooh * 757 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:21,366 * It's all just fun again * 758 00:28:21,432 --> 00:28:23,602 * Yay * 759 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,276 - As someone who's gone head-to-head with Quinn, 760 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,144 trust me, there's no winning or losing. 761 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,378 There's just hangovers. 762 00:28:33,444 --> 00:28:35,981 - Why does Josh have all this baby stuff? 763 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,348 - You still haven't told her about your offspring? 764 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,050 - It's not like I haven't tried. 765 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,551 - I just want what's best for you. 766 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,756 - You've got the wrong idea, Liza. 767 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,156 - You set me up. 768 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,094 - I mean, lucky for us, sex sells. 769 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,661 - Do you think we can pull this off? 770 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,130 - I have no idea. 771 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,898 - If I would've said something sooner, 772 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,400 would it have made a difference? 773 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,941 [pop music] 774 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:08,948 * *