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Almost there.

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All the way from the parking lot.
I told you I could do it!

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Who's the idiot now?

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<i>Despite my burning thighs, giving</i>
<i>that piggyback ride was worth it,</i>

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<i>because I'm sure it put him</i>
<i>in a great mood.</i>

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- I'm in a worse mood.
- <i>Why did I do it?</i>

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Kelso's got this stupid outreach program

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where families are allowed
to observe surgeries.

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Yesterday, I had to do
a bypass on this guy.

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You should have seen that family...

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Standing there emotionless.
Silently judging me.

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And today I gotta do
a colectomy on that guy.

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What do you think
his family's gonna be like?

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There's a tumour in there!

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- There's a tumour in there!
- Don't go behind the kidney, brother!

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You didn't go to the black family

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yelling at the movie screen
stereotype, did you?

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Like a bear to honey.

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I was supposed to
be downstairs ten minutes ago

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to talk to pre-med students
about what it's like to be a doctor.

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Don't worry. I gotcha.

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Buckle up, buddy.

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Hell, yeah!

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Hey, kids, I'm Dr Dorian.

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I'm sure you have lots of questions,
so let's get started.

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So basically, it's a topical application

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consisting of equal parts
triethanolamine and phenyl dimethicone.

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I suggest applying it
twice a day for extra hold, OK?

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Here's a sample tube, Reuben.

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Excellent query.
OK, then. Anybody else?

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Reuben again.

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What was your best moment in medicine?

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I'd say my best moment was probably
my second year, New Year's eve.

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A young pregnant woman
could barely make it to the hospital.

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She had her baby
right there on the ramp.

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You know, that's my first grandchild.

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Did you deliver him?

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No, I didn't. But I did watch.

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And I am a doctor.

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And you look amazing!

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So even though Dr Mickhead
actually delivered the kid,

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yours truly rang in
the new year with grandma.

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We had sex.

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That's how I do it.

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That was your best moment?

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I totally get it.

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Older ladies know how to work it.

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OK. Now you're in a bit of a pickle,
cos the older lady you're talking about

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better not be me and it sure
as hell better not be somebody else.

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- So, what do you have to say?
- Your favourite jeans are too tight.

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- They look ridiculous.
- What?!

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I'm in trouble anyway,
and it needed to be said.

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Unfortunately for you,
that's not true. Right?

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Wow.

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I'll tell you what my
best moment in medicine was.

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Damn! We lost him.

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- Call it.
- I'm not giving up on this guy.

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- Prop his hand up.
- What?

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I said prop his hand up!

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That's right. The miracle five.

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- You take this one, Perry.
- Great moment, dumb ass.

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Starts with a profound misunderstanding
of how the human body works,

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and winds up with you
shattering some old man's hand.

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Oh, yeah.

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Know what'd be neat?
If you took a second

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and thought about what your
best moment in medicine was.

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It would have been neat.

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<i>There's nothing sadder than a young guy</i>

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<i>checking into the hospital during</i>
<i>holidays. I think I'll tell Elliot that.</i>

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Nothing sadder than a young guy checking
into the hospital on the holidays.

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Hi.

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That's my dad.

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Except that.

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And that.

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I've been so tired. Yesterday, when
the little man and I were wrestling,

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- he dropped me in ten seconds.
- I got him with a power kick.

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Hey! You brought Tyler
a new ice-cream cone.

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Sure.

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Thanks.

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It's a waffle cone.

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So, Mr Milligan, it turns out
you have a pretty serious case of mono.

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Don't you get that from kissing?

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There are other ways you can get it.

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Dr Cox.

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Hold that thought, Newbie.
One, two, three, four.

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My new thing is to count just exactly

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how many people in any
given room can kick your ass.

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- And in here, the number is four.
- Five, if you count Mrs Cross.

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The other day she went off her meds.
Slammed him with a tray.

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She came outta nowhere!

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Am I gonna get out of here
in time for Christmas?

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Tyler's mom isn't around anymore,

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and I'd hate to
ship him off to his grandparents'.

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You'll beat Santa home. I promise.

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Phyllis, outside.

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What the hell was that?

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That's one more point for Mrs Cross.

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But let's see how she enjoys
her beloved hard candy without...

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...her choppers.

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Newbie, you never promise a patient
that they're gonna be fine.

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Mr Milligan?
His blood pressure's low.

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He just has mono.

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For God's sakes.
Take a look around, would you?

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What's the difference
between your Mr Milligan

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and every other patient in this ICU?

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If the answer to that question
is that he's the only one young enough

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to have never made
a phone call like this:

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Hello?

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Operatah, gimme
Stuyvesant 45-45-45,

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then you would be right.

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But since I'm not in the mood

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to make some big, dramatic,
sweeping statement,

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I'll just tell you this:
God hates doctors. He truly does.

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You see all these old people in here?

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Any of them'd give about anything
to be able to sashay off this planet.

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But most are gonna stay
and live forever and ever and ever.

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And your Mr Milligan...

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Well, it turns out he's
just young enough to die.

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I mean, think about it.

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It's the holidays.
There's a sweet little kid involved.

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- Can't you just feel it?
- <i>I did feel it.</i>

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<i>I knew what Carla was</i>
<i>gonna say before she said it.</i>

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- Mr Milligan is unconscious.
- Let's go.

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<i>Think of your best moment in medicine.</i>

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Thanks for taking care of me, ma'am.

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If there is ever any way that I can
hook you up, you just call me at work.

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Don't worry about it.
So, what do you do?

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I raise and breed ponies.

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Ponies!

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Come on, Thunder!

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Can't be late for rounds again.
Let's go. Giddyap.

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Hey, would you keep an eye on Tyler here
while we take care of his dad?

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Hi!

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Yeah. I'm not that great with kids.

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They've got such tiny hands.
It's creepy.

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I'm leaving now.

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My dad's in the ICU.

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- What does that mean?
- That stands for Intensive Care Unit.

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It's where we put patients
who need extra care,

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like somebody who needs help breathing

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cos their lung collapsed,
or they had a brain aneurysm...

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Which is when a vessel ruptures,
and then blood pours into the...

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You know what? Forget it. Wanna
see someone worse off than your dad?

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- We call him "The head in the bed."
- OK.

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His cultures are back.
He's not septic.

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- Start him on dopamine.
- Done.

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- Scan his head.
- Ordered it.

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- I'd give Mrs Cross her teeth back.
- That I will not do!

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Hey, J.D. Turns out Mr Milligan
doesn't have insurance.

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Dr Kelso said once he's stable,
we have to bounce him to county.

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Sorry.

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Turk! If you go talk to Kelso for me,
I'll give you special Christmas gum.

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<i>This is actually Mrs Cross's</i>
<i>medicated denture gum,</i>

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<i>so you have to</i>
<i>sell it with your eyes.</i>

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<i>Sell it...</i>

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<i>Sell it...</i>

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OK.

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<i>Think of your best moment in medicine.</i>

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- So I said, "I can't do it on my own."
- Excuse me, sir.

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A man just fainted over there.
Are you a doctor?

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Not this weekend, son.
Another Bahama Mama, please.

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Easy on the Bahama.
Heavy on the Mama.

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How you doing?

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Dr Kelso, I know you told Carla
to bounce Mr Milligan to county,

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but it's Christmas, so...
What do you say?

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I'd say get me a 3-T form.

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3-T f...

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What's that?

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That's tough titties, Turkelton.

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Oh, God...

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So... what do you wanna be
when you grow up?

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A baseball player.

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I wanted to be
a ballerina when I was little,

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but according to my mom,
six-year-olds with mild scoliosis

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and giant man feet
aren't dancer material.

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Joke's on her,
cos I am currently waiting to hear

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if the St Martha's community
theatre'll let me work lights

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for their production of the <i>Nutcracker.</i>

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Can I have some chocolate milk?

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Here's a buck.

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There's a vending machine
right outside that door.

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Dr Reid, could you
sign this for me, please?

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Sure! So, what are you doing
this weekend, Laverne?

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Minding my own business.
How 'bout you?

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Hopefully lighting the crap
outta St Martha's auditorium.

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Yippee.

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<i>Think of your best moment in medicine.</i>

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Damn!

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A little club soda
will take that right out.

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- Thanks, Carla.
- You're welcome, Doctor.

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What's going on up there?

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Sorry. I was thinking about
the last time a doctor listened to me.

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Sometimes I...

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- Get the results of the scan?
- Negative.

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We're missing something in his history.

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When he came in, Mr Milligan said
he and his son'd been wrestling.

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My God! He just might have
goof-around-itis.

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We should also check him
for the silly-willies.

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It's OK. They're just stressed out.

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Anytime a doctor disrespects me,
I respond with a little note.

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Worth it.

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Are you swanning this guy?

203
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,994
I don't need you checking
on me every five seconds.

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I have as much
medical expertise as anyone.

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Now, what exactly is swanning?

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- What?
- I'm kidding!

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Enough back-seat doctoring.
I got this.

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<i>Why does it seem like</i>
<i>every time I take a stand,</i>

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- <i>everything turns to crap?</i>
- I gave that kid money

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and sent him outside.
Now I can't find him.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- Kelso said no insurance.

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Gotta stabilise the guy then bounce him.

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- You gotta be kidding me.
- In ten minutes,

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none of this is gonna matter
cos this guy's circling the drain.

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Why are you sick?

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<i>I can't figure this out.</i>
<i>Maybe if we tried stress-dose steroids.</i>

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<i>I'll tell Cox that.</i>
I can't figure this out.

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Maybe if we tried
stress-dose steroids...

219
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,556
We can fill a syringe with
false promises and inject him with that.

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You got that covered.

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Try and discourage me,
cos kites fly highest against wind.

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- What?!
- I'm a kite!

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00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,949
I'm a big, beautiful kite. Fly!

224
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,952
I wonder if Mr Milligan
could've received blunt trauma

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- without realising it.
- Wrestling.

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00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,397
Remember? He said his kid
dropped him with a power kick.

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Kids kick pretty hard.
Maybe he ruptured his spleen.

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Get a stat abdominal CT.

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Great catch there, Carla.

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Thank you.

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<i>Think of your best moment in medicine.</i>

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You can do this, Dr Turk.

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OK!

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Time!

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Well, it's official.

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Dr Turk is now the fastest
appendectomy in the hospital.

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In your face, Dr Beardface!

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It's Beardfac�!

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- What the hell are you doing?
- I got gummed.

240
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,070
Turns out Mr Milligan
has a ruptured spleen.

241
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,310
We're prepping him
for surgery in room "C."

242
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,868
That's the room where
the family gets to observe.

243
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,757
- So?
- You don't understand.

244
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,991
When I operate, I don't see a person,
I see a machine with parts

245
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- and circuits that need replacing.
- You think you're a robot mechanic?

246
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,119
As a surgeon, the more
detached I am, the more focused.

247
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,873
It's pretty impossible
to feel focused or detached

248
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,599
when this guy's family's
watching every move I make!

249
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,113
I wouldn't worry about that.

250
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,839
Mr Milligan only has a son,
and Elliot lost him.

251
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,239
Awesome!

252
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,829
For me. For me.

253
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,436
- Is that fun?
- No, son. It's work.

254
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,034
But this body didn't happen by accident.

255
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,192
Well, you know what I think is fun?
Baseball.

256
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,238
My son is a big baseball fan.

257
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,880
Not so much playing it, but more the...

258
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,032
...designing and sewing of uniforms.

259
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,314
That's neat.

260
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,153
No, it's not.

261
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,390
Maybe we can play catch sometime.

262
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,552
I hope so, young man.

263
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,991
Thank God, Tyler! There you are.

264
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,594
Sorry, Dr Kelso.
This is Mr Milligan's son.

265
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,033
Come on, Tyler.

266
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,873
Thought you were gonna get
Yoo-Hoo and come right back.

267
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,191
- <i>Hi.</i>
- Mabel, this is Bob Kelso.

268
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:24,319
What say we juggle some things
and see if we can't free ride

269
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,392
Mr Milligan financially for a while, OK?

270
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,190
- <i>Is this really Bob Kelso?</i>
- Yes, this is really Bob Kelso!

271
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,670
Don't run off on me again, Tyler.

272
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,432
Sorry. I got scared.

273
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,351
When I get scared, I hide.

274
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,352
- I know it's stupid.
- It's not stupid.

275
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,193
Wanna know where I used to hide
when I used to get scared?

276
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,748
This closet here.
And the one on the second floor.

277
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,638
There was this broken MRI
machine down in the basement.

278
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,790
It was like my own private cocoon.

279
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,279
You really got scared?

280
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,510
Yeah! Everybody does here at first.

281
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,397
Check this out.

282
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,439
Cool.

283
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,112
Hang in there, Steve.

284
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,033
In school, they never teach you
how to deal with death...

285
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,918
Steve'll be stronger if he
gets through this on his own.

286
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,719
So... How did you stop being scared?

287
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,719
I just realised that people here
need me to be brave.

288
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,712
Just like your dad needs you
to be brave for his operation.

289
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,279
Can I hold his hand?

290
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,476
They're not, actually, very big on that.

291
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,155
- Can I at least watch?
- Are you sure?

292
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,594
- Get it together, Steve!
- I'm trying!

293
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,829
All right. Let's do this!

294
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,758
Come on!

295
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,072
<i>Think of your best moment in medicine.</i>

296
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,472
Come here.
Here you go.

297
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,196
Here you go!

298
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,796
Let's see anybody else make that shot!

299
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,711
Who's your daddy?!

300
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,155
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

301
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,636
Carla, have you seen Newbie?

302
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,597
Oh, he got off your leash?

303
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,470
Give me a break. The kid's like a...

304
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,959
He's like a...

305
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,591
Have you ever seen a drunk baby?

306
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,716
It's a long story involving my son,
rum cake, and a low counter.

307
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,950
Suffice to say that
it turns out, at first,

308
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,799
it's endearing to watch
them bounce off of the walls,

309
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,440
but man, you take your eyes
off them for one second,

310
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,509
and... Bam!

311
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,717
They got a bucket on their head
and they're ploughing through

312
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,199
your new flat-screen TV.

313
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,794
God save me,
it was barely out of the box.

314
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,555
The point is that
Newbie is my drunk baby.

315
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,154
He figured out that spleen thing.
Get off his case.

316
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,037
I would love to get off his case.

317
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,031
In fact, nothing would make me happier

318
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,270
than to watch him
walk into a patient's room

319
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,636
and not feel that I have to run in
after him and check on everything.

320
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,757
- You wanna know what I think?
- No.

321
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,673
I think you know how good
a doctor J.D. Is, and whether you

322
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,513
admit it or not, you have
a personal stake in his future.

323
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,558
So don't pretend that
all this attention you throw at him

324
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,278
is for him,
cos it's also for you.

325
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,591
As your friend, I'm telling you
that if you want him to keep grow,

326
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,591
you ought to back off once in a while.

327
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,398
- Carla...
- Don't say anything,

328
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,994
cos you know I'm right,
and my jeans do look good.

329
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,431
God, I hate Christmas.

330
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,590
I really do.

331
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,038
Hey, Elliot...

332
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,838
Can I talk to you in private?

333
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,878
<i>Parlez-Vous Fran�ais?</i>

334
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,952
I did learn a little when
my high school class went to France,

335
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,837
but that was stuff to pick up chicks.

336
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,709
Turk...

337
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,079
What?

338
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,993
Can I please stay?

339
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,271
Yeah, kid, you can stay.

340
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,073
Dr Turk?

341
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,513
Thanks.

342
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,154
<i>None of us wanted to say</i>
<i>what we were thinking...</i>

343
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,596
<i>How vulnerable we felt. So we all</i>
<i>stood around, pretended to work,</i>

344
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,114
<i>and waited for someone</i>
<i>to come through that door</i>

345
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,952
<i>and tell us how this was gonna end.</i>

346
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,514
Who's the man?

347
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,153
We still got a lotta work to do.

348
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,470
Turk, check the
post-op films in radiology.

349
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,199
Carla, we'll transfuse back
to a haemoglobin of ten.

350
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,192
Elliot, take Tyler and get us all
ice cream immediately?

351
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,756
I'm gonna check on him.
You wanna come?

352
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,831
No. No, you got it.

353
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,754
<i>It's amazing how one patient</i>
<i>can affect so many people.</i>

354
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:12,037
Dr Dorian, what was your
best moment in medicine?

355
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,999
My best moment.
Well, there was this guy...

356
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,516
He had the most amazing little kid...

357
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,433
And the doctors actually listened to me.

358
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,593
But I knocked the surgery
right out the park.

359
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:33,274
And I decided to pull
some strings for the guy...

360
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,476
Honest to God,
I wouldn't have believed it

361
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,711
if I hadn't seen it myself,
but Newbie handled the whole thing.

362
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,392
Wire to wire.

363
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,635
<i>And I kept my promise.</i>

364
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,875
<i>Because the two of them</i>
<i>got home in time for Christmas.</i>

365
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,273
And that was my best moment in medicine.

366
00:19:54,273 --> 00:20:04,273
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