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Narrator: It was summer when
I first met Slippin' Jimmy.

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Back then, I was nothing
but a three-time loser.

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Felt like it was my destiny to
let the world walk all over me.

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I was a problem
child, a troublemaker.

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And eventually they started
sending me to Camp Reformation.

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And it was during
my third stint.

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I used to love watching
the fresh meat arrive.

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They were always so nervous,

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like lost children
looking for their mommies.

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But Jimmy, Jimmy was different.

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Welcome to Camp Reformation.

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You are hoodlums, miscreants
and other assorted scum.

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Here, we know what
to do with hoodlums,

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miscreants and assorted scum.

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We make them work.

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Heh, as long as we don't have
to work as hard as that belt.

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Narrator: The
nerve of that kid.

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I couldn't wait for this
camp to take him down a peg.

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You will have your deviant
instincts beaten out of you

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through the age old
curative of hard labor.

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Ahh.

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Think he'd share if we
asked him real nice?

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This isn't summer camp, new kid.

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Keep your head down
and do the work.

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"Yes, boss" and "no boss."

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Especially around
Carris. Got it?

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Yes, boss. Less yap,
yap and more chop, chop.

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Hey, I got a question.

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Why are we chopping
these trees for?

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We buildin' Fort
Carris or somethin'.

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You're building character.Darn.

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Here, I was hoping it was
a bridge I could jump off.

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Problem McGill? Nope.

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"No, boss."

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You know, I'm thinking you ought
to work through dinner tonight,

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just to be sure.

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Huh?

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Aah! Ow, ow, ow!

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Help! It fell on me.

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Help, please!

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It barely touched you.

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It's not what I'm going
to tell my parents

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when they ask me
why I have a limp.

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Fine. Go to the infirmary.

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Aah. Ooh, ooh, ow.

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As for the rest of you
look-y Lous, back to work.

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Aw, mm.

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So, how's the ankle?

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-Ooh, I don't know.

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Thinking I might need to keep
it elevated tomorrow, too.

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You know, they made us

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chop down extra trees
since you were "hurt."

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Yeah? Well, that's
a lot of trees.

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Yeah, it is.

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And some of us have been busting
our butts for weeks out there.

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And day one, you think you
can just get out of work?

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Pretty sure I did get out of it.

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You just think you're so much
better than everybody else,

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don't you? Your
time's going to come.

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Don't hate me.

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Hate that ice-cream-teasing
butt-face Carris.

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He's the one making
you chop trees.

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I wanted a break.
I took a break.

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You can take what you want too.

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Nobody stopping you.

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Lights out.

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Good chat. Night.

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It seems we have a
weasel in our midst.

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Somebody had a
little fun last night

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and tried to break
into my cooler.

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Those ice cream
sandwiches are mine.

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Fortunately for the rest of
you, I already know the culprit.

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James McGill.

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I dunno what you're
talknin' about, Boss.

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I read your file, you thief.

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They caught you red
handed at your last school

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trying to steal Wite-Out.

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It's worth a mint
on the white market.

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Confess, McGill.

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There's no point in
arguing. I know it was you.

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Sorry, boss.
Couldn't help myself.

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Guess I'm a sucker
for ice cream.

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Come with me.

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Push the boulder up to the top,
then carry it down ten times.

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Isn't that a little
Kafkaesque? No, it's Sisyphean.

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And now it's 20 times.
Up and down. Look!

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Now it's 30 times.

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You are not talking your
way out of this, McGill.

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Wouldn't dream
of it.

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14. Nearly halfway
through. Had enough?

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No, boss.

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Hey. Can I help you?

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I got to come clean.

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It was me. I tried to
steal the ice cream.

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Yeah, I figured.

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Why didn't you
just say something?

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I mean, you didn't need
to take the rap for me.

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Wouldn't have mattered.
Carris wanted it to be me.

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So it was me. Thanks.

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I'm Marco, by the
way. Marco Pasternak.

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Jimmy McGill.

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So, did you actually
get the ice cream?

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Nah, I got all the
way to the cooler,

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and then I tripped
a motion sensor.

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Carris came out so
fast, I barely got away.

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It was a dumb
plan. I just wanted a win.

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You still want that ice cream?

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You know what
you're doing, right?

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I mean, weren't you sent here

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because you got nicked on a BandE?

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Shh! Get down!

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They only caught me once.

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That first step is where
the light went off.

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Copy that.

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Gotcha! Huh?

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Stupid squirrel.

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Really time for that
squirrel-proof fence.

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Okay. I think we're good.

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Whoa! Yeah, he seemed like
a one, two, three kinda guy.

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Wait, take off the
wrappers and put them back.

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Then we'll chew up the
cord and kill the freezer.

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Here's how I see it.

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In the morning, Carris
will be all like...

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It's time, it's time
for a little ice cream.

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Whoa.

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What in the name of
Simon the Zealot.

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He'll think one of the
squirrels got to it.

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No wrappers are missing,
so he'll be none the wiser.

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No!

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Oh, that's genius.

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If a crime falls in the woods

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and it doesn't make a
sound, did it even happen?

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Jimmy wait!

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Oh.

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Thanks.

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Narrator: The heist
worked of course.

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There was nothing
Jimmy couldn't do.

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Nosdrovia.

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Now, it may have just been
an ice cream sandwich,

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but to me, it was everything.

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It was friendship.

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It was freedom.

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And it was only the beginning.