1 00:01:12,074 --> 00:01:16,534 - Hi. - Who, me? Him? 2 00:01:16,745 --> 00:01:23,031 - Not you. - Don't worry about it. 3 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,417 Hey! 4 00:01:57,154 --> 00:02:01,400 - How are you doing? - Oh, fuck off. 5 00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:08,028 - What's up? - Feel good. All right. 6 00:02:08,247 --> 00:02:11,117 Excuse me. 7 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:20,085 - Yeah. Score. - Very nice. 8 00:02:29,473 --> 00:02:34,715 All right. Let's talk to this little lady called Night. 9 00:02:45,069 --> 00:02:47,821 I broke the window again. 10 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:51,979 - Dad's gonna be pissed. - I'll just tell him you did it. 11 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:58,569 But I didn't do it. I'm driving. Don't do that. 12 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:08,122 So anyways, I'm standing there, waiting to use the pay phone... 13 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:14,044 And this guy on the phone turns around and tips his hat like this. 14 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,712 And who do you think that guy was? 15 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:23,551 - Emilio Estevez. - "The Mighty Duck". I was there! 16 00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:29,438 Of course you were. You yelled the "Breakfast Clubber's" name. 17 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:37,943 So, anyway. You guys wanna make out or what? 18 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:15,895 Oh, man. It was perfect that time. 19 00:04:16,105 --> 00:04:18,726 Four months of work for nothing. 20 00:04:22,152 --> 00:04:25,567 - What's up? - Did you know you were doing 50? 21 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:32,777 Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. 22 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:39,571 - What's up? - Just giving you an $80 ticket. 23 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:43,243 She is so into you. 24 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:51,669 - I want you to do me a favor. - Whatever you say, "T.J. Hooker". 25 00:04:55,472 --> 00:05:00,678 Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night. 26 00:05:00,893 --> 00:05:06,515 It's already been good, now that you've served and protected me. 27 00:05:07,899 --> 00:05:11,350 Way to go! You got her badge number. 28 00:05:11,569 --> 00:05:19,065 And you got a date to meet her at The Municipal State Court. Up top. 29 00:05:19,283 --> 00:05:21,525 - What was the point of that? - Sorry. 30 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:35,996 Come next week. I'm gonna take care of you. All right, man. 31 00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:39,049 This is the Roxbury. We have a list. 32 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:42,841 - We're on the list. Doug Butabi. - Steve Butabi. 33 00:05:43,054 --> 00:05:46,802 - You're brothers? - No. 34 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:51,059 - Yes. Man! - That's quite a joke. 35 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:54,519 - Doug is hilarious. - Check this out. 36 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:59,937 You ever heard of this one? You're not on the list. Get in line. 37 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:10,401 - Is that...? - It's the king of "21 Jump Street". 38 00:06:10,619 --> 00:06:14,402 Richard Grieco. 39 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:21,617 - Excuse me. - See you later. We'll go wait in line. 40 00:06:21,837 --> 00:06:24,707 - Maybe we'll hang out later? - No chance. 41 00:06:24,922 --> 00:06:30,794 - Sounds good. - Know what's wrong with this place? 42 00:06:31,010 --> 00:06:37,298 - They don't evaluate the clientele. - I thought we just weren't cool enough. 43 00:06:37,516 --> 00:06:43,720 You are a beautiful man. Know what we're gonna do when we get our club? 44 00:06:43,939 --> 00:06:49,941 We're gonna treat all wannabes just as well as any legendary TV-star. 45 00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:54,280 - That's pretty Roosevelt of you. - It's just what I believe in. 46 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,903 - Wanna dance? - We're not in the club yet. 47 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,034 So, maybe when we get in? 48 00:07:05,248 --> 00:07:13,291 So I'm waiting to use the pay phone, and this guy tips his hat like this. 49 00:07:13,505 --> 00:07:18,416 - And who do you think that guy was? - Emilio Estevez! 50 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:23,794 "The Mighty Duck", man. I swear to God. I was, like, "Emilio!" 51 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,642 "Emilio...!" 52 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:37,182 The club is closed, folks. Sorry. 53 00:08:03,673 --> 00:08:08,500 - Nozzled you, my friend. - Totally got me. 54 00:08:10,303 --> 00:08:14,170 That was in my nose. 55 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:23,136 - You're an idiot. - Oh yeah? You like it. 56 00:08:23,356 --> 00:08:27,140 Get off... Watch it! 57 00:08:31,029 --> 00:08:36,271 Where's Mom? And who's this gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen? 58 00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:42,530 - Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe? - What do you think of my new chin? 59 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:45,867 Is it better than last year's? 60 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:50,662 Behave yourselves. Look who's gracing us with their presence. 61 00:08:52,339 --> 00:08:54,545 - Who? - Here, Dad. 62 00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:59,300 It's a health shake. It helps me hit my physical peak. 63 00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:03,094 Get the camera. He's gonna hit his peak. 64 00:09:03,307 --> 00:09:08,466 - Honey, do it in your room. - Oh, Mom, you're so funny. 65 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:14,640 Steve? In the store in a half hour. Wear something nice. Emily's back. 66 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:19,401 As if he gives a flying rat's ass. 67 00:09:19,612 --> 00:09:22,815 "Flying rat's ass..." That would be wild to see. 68 00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:29,151 Steve, at the store in a half hour. Bring your dancing monkey brother. 69 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,752 Hey, are you from out of town? You have a local number? 70 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,881 Are you all right? Sure? 71 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:58,987 Finally. An hour and a half late. Steve, go dust the roses. 72 00:10:59,197 --> 00:11:03,063 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 73 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:07,612 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 74 00:11:13,584 --> 00:11:20,119 Hi. How are you paying for these? Cash, check or charge? 75 00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:22,830 - Charge. - Okay. 76 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:28,174 - Is this a Visa or a Mastercard? - Move your thumb. 77 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,305 Good one. Okay. 78 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:40,305 Sure this is your card? It's not processing. I have to call it in. 79 00:11:48,822 --> 00:11:53,282 - Operator 238, please. - Authorization. Card number? 80 00:11:53,493 --> 00:11:57,241 - What's up? - I told you not to call anymore. 81 00:11:57,454 --> 00:12:01,238 - I need an approval. - Card number? 82 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:07,542 - Not the card, sweetness, me. - Shut up and swipe it. 83 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:11,337 I can go for that. 84 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:16,294 You like that? Does that feel good? 'Cause I can swipe it all night. 85 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:23,850 - The card's fine. Bye, Doug. - Bye, 238. 86 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,138 Hi. Can I help you? 87 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:35,149 Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool. Can my model friends come in? 88 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,694 - No. Yes. - You're so funny and cute and tall. 89 00:12:38,906 --> 00:12:41,361 Let's shake it. 90 00:12:41,575 --> 00:12:47,695 What are you doing? You have to cut up my plants and make toys of them? 91 00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:51,958 - It's a club with a jungle theme. - You're a jungle theme. 92 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:56,461 Go find your brother and load the trucks. Idiot... Useless! 93 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:11,840 - Steve...? - Don't look. 94 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,677 - Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug. - Whatever. 95 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:21,933 So, you're back from school, working for your dad at the lamp store? 96 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:26,611 I missed you. You said when I got back, we could get together. 97 00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:30,356 Now I'm back, so we can get together. 98 00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:34,489 - You wanna go see a movie? - Sure. 99 00:13:34,703 --> 00:13:41,701 Or we could just drive around and make out. I love making out. 100 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:46,621 - And I'm really good at it. - Sounds good. 101 00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:53,374 Back off, Chicklett. My brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. 102 00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:57,674 That means no stop signs, no pulling over to take pictures. 103 00:13:57,890 --> 00:14:02,302 See this man? He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. 104 00:14:02,519 --> 00:14:07,974 - You're just way too much luggage. - Shut up, Doug. 105 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:14,736 Emily? I see you've picked the right son. 106 00:14:14,946 --> 00:14:18,895 You know, Steve likes you very much. 107 00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:25,948 Mr. Butabi. Is Steve asking Emily to marry him again? 108 00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:30,030 You know something? If they have enough children, - 109 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,085 - we won't have to hire salesmen. 110 00:14:33,295 --> 00:14:39,047 - Oh, Kamehl, you kill me. - No, you kill me, Mr. Sanderson. 111 00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:46,256 - Can you please leave Steve alone? - He likes the girl... Yes, you do! 112 00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:51,679 You see this wall? After they get married, we'll combine stores - 113 00:14:51,894 --> 00:14:55,807 - and have the first plant-lamp shop. Steve and Emily will run it. 114 00:14:56,022 --> 00:15:04,645 - Maybe you can clean the toilets. - You're living on "Fantasy Island". 115 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:08,314 - God, that was a sweet show. - I have a fantasy. 116 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:13,657 That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up his ass! 117 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:20,584 Is this how you load trucks? Disgusting. Get out of here. 118 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:26,869 - So we're on a break? - I guess. 119 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:32,925 - You wanna crunch it? - Sure. Let's crunch. 120 00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:41,767 - Can the rest of us use the mirror? - Appreciate it. 121 00:15:41,978 --> 00:15:46,390 - Everyone's got an attitude here. - Gentlemen! Looking large. 122 00:15:46,607 --> 00:15:50,604 Want my power bar? How about an energy bar? 123 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:56,821 - I got a muscle triplicator bar. - Supplements aside... 124 00:15:57,032 --> 00:16:00,981 - How long have we been friends? - All seven years of high school. 125 00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:08,996 That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat it. I'm worried about your triceps. 126 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:14,369 You aren't going all the way down. I'm not seeing full extension. 127 00:16:14,589 --> 00:16:19,250 We had a long talk about that the other night. 128 00:16:19,468 --> 00:16:26,216 You just shouldn't cheat yourselves. Sorry to come down on you like this. 129 00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:29,848 That's why we love you and hate you. 130 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:33,310 - Still friends? - You know it. 131 00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:36,724 I'm glad we had this talk. 132 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:56,281 I had a great idea for the store... 133 00:16:56,499 --> 00:17:02,750 The store? You're supposed to be thinking about... Hey, what's up? 134 00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:07,459 - Can we call you sometime? - Want some of this? 135 00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:12,004 - Think about our future. - You're Mount St. Helensing on me. 136 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,257 Why are you forgetting our plans? 137 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:20,349 The plans about you and I opening up only the coolest club a la the Roxbury. 138 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:27,358 - How? We can't even get in. - We're letting them not let us in. 139 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:32,857 But no more. It's time we step up into that sweet-ass world. 140 00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:38,611 From now on, the only club we're going to is the Roxbury. 141 00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:41,744 - We can't... - We can. You know why? 142 00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:47,079 - We're good looking? - Very good looking. You especially. 143 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:51,870 Repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury. 144 00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:56,749 We can get into the Roxbury. 145 00:17:56,967 --> 00:18:00,632 Roxbury...! 146 00:18:05,308 --> 00:18:10,301 Hey, what's up? You want some of this? How about a little of that? 147 00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:18,854 She starts to smell them. She thought they were real plants! 148 00:18:20,779 --> 00:18:24,444 - Hello? - What's up? 149 00:18:24,657 --> 00:18:29,651 The Sandersons are here to see your mother's new chin. Get dressed. 150 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:35,290 - Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight. - Steve? I'll be right back. 151 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:41,039 I like your bathing suit. You have really good muscle definition. 152 00:18:41,255 --> 00:18:46,165 Most Americans don't wear revealing bathing suits. Very European of you. 153 00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:52,089 It's really sexy and I have a really good taste in what's sexy. 154 00:18:52,306 --> 00:18:55,888 - Steve! - Whatever, Emily. 155 00:19:12,198 --> 00:19:14,071 Good. 156 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,904 What's going on...? 157 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:22,285 Are you from out of town...? 158 00:19:57,319 --> 00:20:02,823 When I tell you to do something, I mean it. Never come in half-naked. 159 00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:07,907 - Put some clothes on and come down. - Isn't on our things-to-do-list. 160 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:13,077 - We have something to do tonight. - Yes. To get downstairs. 161 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:16,873 I don't want to! 162 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:22,037 How do I get through to this individual? 163 00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:25,507 Doug is like a fax machine. 164 00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:30,925 Without a cover page, people don't know where it's coming from. 165 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:36,560 And sometimes you get a busy signal. That's why you got a redial button. 166 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:42,723 - Actually, I always screw it up... - Don't bother. He'll never understand. 167 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:49,856 I understand very well. You're going to a new, hot club tonight, right? 168 00:20:50,072 --> 00:20:55,148 - But how are you gonna get there? - What are you doing? 169 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:26,810 You can take away our phones and our keys, but not our dreams. 170 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:31,267 'Cos we're, like, sleeping when we have them. 171 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,973 Later much! 172 00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:44,034 Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving without a phone. 173 00:21:44,243 --> 00:21:47,113 How old are these? How embarrassing. 174 00:21:47,329 --> 00:21:51,789 You know, in case of emergency. Have fun. 175 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,127 - Did Mom get lipstick on me? - It looks like you were making out. 176 00:22:08,722 --> 00:22:13,549 - How's my hair? Roxbury-good? - You know it. 177 00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:18,228 I've got to tell you, Steve, tonight, I can taste it. 178 00:22:20,024 --> 00:22:25,183 I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now. I don't know what to do. 179 00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:29,899 - You're mad-cowing on me. Relax. - I'm nervous. 180 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:36,367 - It's this pressure to get in. - You must take control of yourself. 181 00:22:36,579 --> 00:22:40,623 No, you take control. I'm barely hanging on here. 182 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:48,202 Come on, relax. Think puppies and candy canes, all right? 183 00:22:48,423 --> 00:22:54,127 - Hey, hotlegs. What's going on? - We'll clean it up later. Don't worry. 184 00:22:56,263 --> 00:23:02,265 I see your Roxbury balloon and I hate to burst it, - 185 00:23:02,476 --> 00:23:07,980 - but I don't think our names are on that list. 186 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,229 Perfect. "Rites of Passage". 187 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:15,683 Remember? A boy in the jungle with only a spear to hunt the lion. 188 00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:19,984 This van is our spear. That Roxbury is our lion. 189 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,113 - Does the bouncer know about this? - He's about to find out. 190 00:23:24,328 --> 00:23:27,163 See you next week. 191 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:32,283 - My good hombre. Remember us? - Doug and Steve Butabi. 192 00:23:32,502 --> 00:23:36,914 - You're brothers? - No... Yes. 193 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:40,214 - Man! - Works every time. 194 00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:43,509 Now I remember. You can't come in. 195 00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:50,506 What's up, partner? How are you doing tonight? 196 00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:54,723 Time to play a little softball. 197 00:23:54,937 --> 00:24:00,726 - Hey, good man. How's it going? - Good. You still can't come in. 198 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:06,316 That's not what my friend told me. His name is Abraham. 199 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:12,947 - You don't know him? - What about his two friends? 200 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:19,163 George Washington and George Washington? 201 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:28,414 And George Washington is a little lonely. Wants to join his buddies. 202 00:24:28,632 --> 00:24:34,136 And look who else we've got. Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Jefferson. 203 00:24:37,932 --> 00:24:41,051 Thanks... Great. 204 00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:47,354 - Is that an ATM? - That's where we drop off videos. 205 00:24:47,565 --> 00:24:51,016 - Hello, that's it. - That was a card store. 206 00:24:51,235 --> 00:24:57,023 - That's just Weight Watchers... - ATM. That's it. 207 00:25:03,245 --> 00:25:07,871 - Shit. The car. - What about me? 208 00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:11,783 This racing car is illegal. All I need is a police report. 209 00:25:13,963 --> 00:25:18,042 - Are you all right? - Yeah, let me see. 210 00:25:18,258 --> 00:25:25,635 Great. They're starting with the neck injuries. I'm screwed. 211 00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:28,385 Jesus, man. 212 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:33,178 - Sorry about your van. - No way. Richard Grieco! 213 00:25:35,022 --> 00:25:41,273 - We saw you at the Roxbury. - Right. So what do you want to do? 214 00:25:41,486 --> 00:25:46,277 - Go to the Roxbury again. - We couldn't get in. 215 00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:53,370 You want me to get you into the Roxbury? Great. Follow me. 216 00:25:54,414 --> 00:25:57,414 - Amazing. - It all comes from within. 217 00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:00,874 He felt it because he's an actor. 218 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:07,537 We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury. I just don't want a lawsuit. 219 00:26:21,937 --> 00:26:27,440 Oh, my God, this is the most amazing place I've ever been. 220 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:31,647 This is the coatroom. The club's in there. 221 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:38,280 What's up...? 222 00:26:41,287 --> 00:26:45,995 - Get a hold of yourself. - It's hottie overload in here. 223 00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:50,536 - Just pace yourself. - What's up? Two, three, four. 224 00:26:50,753 --> 00:26:54,620 What's up? Two, three, four... 225 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:01,547 - Sweet! - Sweet! 226 00:27:01,762 --> 00:27:04,763 Richie, good to see you. Get over here. 227 00:27:04,973 --> 00:27:11,176 - The place is kicking. - Jumping like "21 Jump Street". 228 00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:14,064 Who are your friends? 229 00:27:14,273 --> 00:27:18,899 - Mr. Zadir owns the place. - Doug Butabi. 230 00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:24,186 You look like good boys. Come to my VIP table. 231 00:27:24,406 --> 00:27:27,075 - The owner. - The man we want to be. 232 00:27:27,284 --> 00:27:31,945 - I thought we wanted to be Grieco. - Professionally, it's this guy. 233 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,669 Dooey, my main man. I love this man. Meet the Butabi brothers. 234 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:47,715 These are good boys. Did you grab my ass? 235 00:27:47,926 --> 00:27:52,089 - No, sir. I did not grab your ass. - It's okay if you did. 236 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:57,299 I understand. It's just that you're barking up the wrong tree. 237 00:27:59,686 --> 00:28:03,185 - You guys come here a lot? - All the time. 238 00:28:03,398 --> 00:28:07,229 - But we've never been inside. - Watch what you're saying. 239 00:28:07,443 --> 00:28:10,858 So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here? 240 00:28:13,323 --> 00:28:17,237 No. 241 00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:23,820 All right... Listen, Bennie, see you later. See you, guys. 242 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,788 - See you, Richard Grieco. - See you, Grieco's lady. 243 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:36,587 I'm honored to shoot the shit with the owner of the club of all clubs. 244 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,471 - And we're proficient club hoppers. - We usually go to the Mudd Club. 245 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,132 - That place is rank. - They let any asswad in the door. 246 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:50,680 - I own that place also. - It's a really good location, though. 247 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:57,515 No, you're right. One day you're hot, the next day you're not. 248 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:04,401 Actually, I had an idea for a club. 249 00:29:04,616 --> 00:29:09,112 - Wait. Did you grab my ass? - No. 250 00:29:09,329 --> 00:29:14,453 - Do you want to? - No. Should I? 251 00:29:15,876 --> 00:29:19,494 Okay. Continue. 252 00:29:19,712 --> 00:29:26,213 People waiting outside are bummed, 'cos they're trying to get in. 253 00:29:26,427 --> 00:29:30,589 What if the outside of the club looked like the inside? 254 00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:36,309 With couches and music and all that. But then on the inside... 255 00:29:36,518 --> 00:29:40,729 ...it looks like the street. You know, cars and signs. 256 00:29:40,939 --> 00:29:45,565 The outside is the inside and the inside is the outside. 257 00:29:45,776 --> 00:29:48,267 Doesn't that blow your mind? 258 00:29:49,446 --> 00:29:54,107 - What about that guy? - Owns a restaurant. One. 259 00:29:54,325 --> 00:30:00,445 - Boy, has this place gone downhill. - No one over six figures. Let's go. 260 00:30:00,664 --> 00:30:04,957 - Wait. That's that Zadir guy. - Who are those guys with him? 261 00:30:05,168 --> 00:30:09,414 If they're with Zadir, they've got to be worth something. 262 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:12,963 Great. Let's work. 263 00:30:13,174 --> 00:30:17,551 - Tell him about the vampire idea. - That's a dumb idea. 264 00:30:17,762 --> 00:30:20,169 I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. 265 00:30:20,389 --> 00:30:23,757 Come here, you pet detective bastard. 266 00:30:23,975 --> 00:30:28,683 "Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch. 267 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:33,890 - Was I too pushy? Did I speak well? - You were totally articulate. 268 00:30:34,109 --> 00:30:39,351 It's hard to pitch in a nightclub. The music is way too loud in here. 269 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:43,154 We have to get a meeting. Steve...? 270 00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:59,743 - You want to dance? - Yes. 271 00:30:59,964 --> 00:31:04,210 - All right. Take it easy. - She said yes. 272 00:31:04,426 --> 00:31:07,676 Hotties wanna shake it. Come on. 273 00:33:16,538 --> 00:33:19,907 That's some good ass-grabbing going on there. 274 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:31,548 1980. Good year. 275 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:35,377 Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit. 276 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:43,507 - And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started. - Chachi gives a fuck about Joanie. 277 00:33:43,728 --> 00:33:49,184 Cambi makes a good point. But tonight we have some fun. 278 00:33:49,399 --> 00:33:54,773 - Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir. - But you know what makes a party? 279 00:33:54,987 --> 00:33:58,486 - Fluffy whip. - But not putting it on stuff. 280 00:33:58,699 --> 00:34:04,487 You press the little white nozzle and you suck on it. It's fun. 281 00:34:04,704 --> 00:34:10,706 - You mean, like, nitrous oxide? - No. What is that? 282 00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:15,330 Dooey, we have to stop and get some fluffy whip for the party. 283 00:34:15,547 --> 00:34:19,247 - Yes, sir. - It has to be in a can. 284 00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:21,673 He can't hear you. 285 00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:26,345 Hey, Dooey, tell your mom I had a nice time last night. 286 00:34:26,556 --> 00:34:29,556 - And your dad. - What? 287 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:35,180 - I mean, your sister. - Good one! 288 00:34:35,397 --> 00:34:38,848 - Only in a Limo. - We nailed him. 289 00:34:39,066 --> 00:34:42,517 Disco-dicks. 290 00:34:44,738 --> 00:34:49,399 - And that alien was Robin Williams. - I'll be right back. 291 00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:54,195 - It's my boss's card. - I'll take care of that. 292 00:34:56,665 --> 00:35:02,536 - Operator 238, please. - Hello, Doug. 293 00:35:02,753 --> 00:35:09,087 - Guess where we went tonight. - The One-Stop Market on Ventura? 294 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:13,463 No, I mean before that, you sly, little credit vixen. 295 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:17,925 I give up, you nasty card-swiper. 296 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:23,301 - The Roxbury. Come out some time. - I would. 297 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,221 But then who would approve all the money you spend? 298 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:33,561 - You're always thinking of me. - The card's good. Bye, Doug. 299 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:40,737 She approved. Approved. 300 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,999 - Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir. - It's a place to hang my hat. 301 00:36:01,386 --> 00:36:07,424 Look. A hundred thousand dollar sound system, and nobody's dancing. 302 00:36:07,642 --> 00:36:13,097 If I may congest, the pool is taking up the prime dancing real estate. 303 00:36:13,313 --> 00:36:20,026 If you put glass over the pool, it would be like dancing on water. 304 00:36:20,236 --> 00:36:24,648 - And people love to do that. - Let's not talk business now. 305 00:36:24,864 --> 00:36:27,984 Let's set up a meeting. 306 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:32,743 Anna Nicole? Put something on. You're making us sick. 307 00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:35,243 Meeting! 308 00:36:35,457 --> 00:36:38,872 - Let's mingle. - Right. 309 00:36:39,085 --> 00:36:43,580 This Italian food tastes so good. It's, like, Mexican. 310 00:36:43,797 --> 00:36:47,130 - Could you pass me a towel, please? - Good. How are you? 311 00:36:47,342 --> 00:36:52,881 - They're right behind you. - BMW... Vanilla, mostly. 312 00:36:53,097 --> 00:36:56,761 - There you are. - We got scared. 313 00:36:56,975 --> 00:37:00,675 - Of who? We'll kick his ass. - No. 314 00:37:00,895 --> 00:37:04,263 We got scared somebody stole you away from us. 315 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,478 Oh, okay. 316 00:37:08,693 --> 00:37:12,311 Like some other girls would steal us away... 317 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:17,571 Oh, right. Oh! 318 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,324 So, do you guys wanna go some place we can be alone? 319 00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:29,166 No... Yes! Oh, man. 320 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:34,798 - Why does it taste so sweet? - 'Cos it's like candy. 321 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:42,471 These are real. They'll be dead in a week. 322 00:37:43,765 --> 00:37:49,304 You know what I always thought would make a cool "Twilight Zone"? 323 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,386 Like, we see a picture of this lady, - 324 00:37:53,606 --> 00:37:59,608 - but to this lady, are we just a picture of us? Ever think of that? 325 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:02,393 No. 326 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,029 Why don't you come over here? 327 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:10,702 Vivica, you know what I heard when I first met you? 328 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:13,238 What? 329 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,253 - What are you doing? - That's an ambulance. 330 00:38:23,465 --> 00:38:28,755 Coming to take me away. The sight of you stopped my heart. 331 00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:36,802 Cambi, do you like blueberries or strawberries? 332 00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:42,308 I wanna know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning. 333 00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:48,308 Steve! 334 00:38:51,405 --> 00:38:55,616 - I was wondering... - What are you doing? 335 00:38:55,826 --> 00:39:01,329 Checking your label. Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 336 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:04,658 Doug. You've gotten past the opening lines. 337 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:11,126 - Is that a mirror in your pocket? - What? 338 00:39:11,339 --> 00:39:15,418 I could see myself in your pants. 339 00:39:15,634 --> 00:39:20,758 If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? 340 00:39:24,684 --> 00:39:31,100 I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!" And Doug was going cra... 341 00:39:31,314 --> 00:39:36,900 And Steve was, like, "Emilio!" Oh, God, if you were only there. 342 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:42,068 I feel like a selfish pig, going on about myself. What about you? 343 00:39:42,282 --> 00:39:46,493 Where are you from? Any brothers or sisters? Any family? 344 00:39:46,702 --> 00:39:49,453 - Pets, what about pets? - I got a cat. 345 00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:53,031 Really? A cat? Interesting. 346 00:39:53,249 --> 00:39:58,705 I think of you more as a dog person. Maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso. 347 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:03,796 Something small, warm, fuzzy... 348 00:40:04,008 --> 00:40:06,499 Is this your first time? 349 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,337 Yes. Isn't it yours? 350 00:40:12,349 --> 00:40:16,180 - Is this your first time? - What? 351 00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:21,139 Are you serious? Oh, you're hilarious. 352 00:40:21,357 --> 00:40:29,315 Oh, man. You're funny. Hey, Steve? You're a funny girl. 353 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:33,907 All right. Hey, where are you going? 354 00:40:38,746 --> 00:40:44,451 - Oh, my God. - Did you just? 'Cos I just... 355 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:55,219 Not that it hasn't happened before. It was okay. 356 00:40:55,427 --> 00:40:59,175 I'm gonna go back in and... 357 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,517 - Hey, Steve? - Yeah, Doug? 358 00:41:12,483 --> 00:41:17,725 - You got a number. - We got a number. 359 00:41:25,703 --> 00:41:31,206 I got some great office supplies for our new nightclub business. 360 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:34,701 Post-It notes to annotate important documents. 361 00:41:34,919 --> 00:41:39,664 Little ones. You write smaller than me. Mugs with our names on them. 362 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,748 Yours say Doug. Did you call Mr. Zadir? 363 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:49,210 Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir, you have to have a plan of attack. 364 00:41:49,430 --> 00:41:54,804 I'd like to schedule a meeting. Can you do... 12:30? 365 00:41:55,019 --> 00:41:58,139 Let me see. 366 00:42:02,609 --> 00:42:05,444 - I'm clear. - You know what? 367 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:09,781 Let's have a pre-meeting to brainstorm before our meeting. 368 00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:15,825 Yeah, that way we don't look like idiots at our meeting. 369 00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:21,789 - I'm sorry. Register's closed. - Sorry. 370 00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:29,085 Mr. Butabi, where's the other cash register? 371 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:37,836 Steve? I was just thinking. Dad would be really proud of us right now. 372 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:44,342 What are you idiots doing? I pay you to take money and push a button. 373 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,431 Are your delicate fingers injured? 374 00:42:47,647 --> 00:42:52,024 - We're working our asses off. - Our week's filling up quick. 375 00:42:52,234 --> 00:42:55,733 We've made important business contacts. 376 00:42:55,946 --> 00:42:59,279 Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump? 377 00:42:59,490 --> 00:43:03,951 You're always telling us to do something with our lives. 378 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,451 You never support us or care about what's important to us, right? 379 00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:14,908 - Yeah... for the most part. - Even your brother isn't convinced. 380 00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:21,380 Why? He uses his brain, unlike you. You're a loser! New policy. 381 00:43:21,593 --> 00:43:27,595 No more clubs. Yes! Your life is retail. 382 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:31,009 - Go clean the stockroom. - You know what? 383 00:43:31,226 --> 00:43:37,180 Not only will we not clean out the stockroom, we're out of here! 384 00:43:37,398 --> 00:43:40,980 What about the stockroom? 385 00:43:42,068 --> 00:43:45,567 We don't need you. We made huge-ass contacts last night. 386 00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:49,611 Plus we met these girls, Dad. 387 00:43:49,825 --> 00:43:53,952 We'll make it without you. You'll see. 388 00:43:54,162 --> 00:43:59,368 I'll see when you come home, begging for food and shelter. Morons! 389 00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:05,703 Steve? You're an ass, Doug. You want to go to the beach later? 390 00:44:05,922 --> 00:44:10,085 I know a beach where you don't have to wear a bathing suit. 391 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:15,176 - Plus with my milky white skin... - This is a major family crisis. 392 00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:18,638 I have to take a rain check on this convo. 393 00:44:20,059 --> 00:44:26,179 Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't mean that metaphorically. 394 00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:31,685 Just give me a call if you wanna go out. Or just call me anyway. 395 00:45:11,644 --> 00:45:15,807 You notice we forgot to ask her something. That's weird. 396 00:45:16,023 --> 00:45:21,443 We're in serious relationships right now, and our ladies can trust us. 397 00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:27,358 Why go out for burgers, when you got steak at home? 398 00:45:36,082 --> 00:45:40,494 - Are you all right? - Yeah, fine. 399 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:43,581 - Doug and Steve Butabi. - You're brothers? 400 00:45:43,796 --> 00:45:50,165 - We can't get into that right now. - Your names are not on the list. 401 00:45:50,385 --> 00:45:52,674 We have a meeting. 402 00:45:52,887 --> 00:45:57,798 - Doug, Mr. Zadir! - Security. 403 00:46:00,644 --> 00:46:04,973 - Dooey... Yeah. Up top. - Main man. 404 00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:10,479 - Raging party last night. - Is that what my mother told you? 405 00:46:10,694 --> 00:46:14,608 - What? - The fluffy whip was a big hit. 406 00:46:14,823 --> 00:46:20,113 - I was sent out looking for more. - You, sir, are a party animal. 407 00:46:20,327 --> 00:46:24,905 It's been great spending quality time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir. 408 00:46:25,123 --> 00:46:29,619 Zadir was drunk last night. He doesn't even remember you. 409 00:46:29,835 --> 00:46:33,998 You think you're the first losers I've had to get rid of on a Monday? 410 00:46:34,214 --> 00:46:39,552 - Are we being blown off? - Actually, you're being kicked out. 411 00:46:49,602 --> 00:46:53,516 That doesn't feel good at all... 412 00:46:55,315 --> 00:46:58,898 - What's going on? - Just some trespassers. 413 00:46:59,110 --> 00:47:05,064 - And the boys from last night? - I haven't located them yet. 414 00:47:05,282 --> 00:47:08,781 Dooey, did you just grab my ass? 415 00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:13,157 From where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibility. 416 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:17,535 I know your tricks, Dooey. 417 00:47:30,178 --> 00:47:33,262 Maybe we should just go back to work. 418 00:47:33,473 --> 00:47:38,467 Maybe we should go to college, not put gel in our hair and wear jeans! 419 00:47:38,685 --> 00:47:43,181 - Let's do that, Steve! - Sorry. 420 00:47:48,319 --> 00:47:51,355 Cambi's number. 421 00:47:52,614 --> 00:47:58,734 - We had a pretty sweet time, right? - Sweet-ass time. 422 00:47:58,953 --> 00:48:03,910 Diabetic. I could see us doing that again. 423 00:48:04,124 --> 00:48:07,907 Maybe even a couple of times a week. 424 00:48:08,127 --> 00:48:12,290 The ladies await, my friend. Cell. 425 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:18,504 So you do travel to places other than Japan. 426 00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:22,337 - These hotties are sweet. - Sweet ass sweet. 427 00:48:24,349 --> 00:48:28,393 - Who is it? - Just a bunch of pound signs. 428 00:48:28,603 --> 00:48:33,098 - Are you doing it right? - You have to hit the pound sign. 429 00:48:35,192 --> 00:48:40,316 You have to put in our number and then hit the pound sign. 430 00:48:42,406 --> 00:48:45,739 Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy. 431 00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:49,533 That's a sweet show, too. 432 00:48:52,206 --> 00:48:58,493 Cambi, it's your boyfriend. Look, I need to see you. 433 00:48:58,712 --> 00:49:02,412 - I'm at the Skybar. - We'll be right there. 434 00:49:02,632 --> 00:49:07,589 - Nice. - I was focused the whole time. 435 00:49:07,803 --> 00:49:11,420 Did you have a good time last night? 436 00:49:11,639 --> 00:49:15,802 I had a great time. I think we've reached a point - 437 00:49:16,018 --> 00:49:20,015 - where I can call you Viv and leave out the "ica". 438 00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:24,891 You wanna hang out or do what we did last night? 439 00:49:25,109 --> 00:49:29,651 - Or eat, then do what we did? - Sounds good. 440 00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:36,987 - Have your boarding passes ready. - You'll have to check your bag. 441 00:49:37,203 --> 00:49:44,616 The movie on this flight will be... I can't think of any more. 442 00:49:44,834 --> 00:49:51,796 - Where's your car? - Our dad got mad, took it away. 443 00:49:52,007 --> 00:49:57,961 We used to work for him, but we quit today. Actually, we're unemployed. 444 00:49:58,179 --> 00:50:03,338 - You don't work with Mr. Zadir? - We just met him last night. 445 00:50:03,558 --> 00:50:10,224 - We will be. So no, but yes. - If we ever get to see him again. 446 00:50:14,150 --> 00:50:19,275 - You don't need boarding passes. - Get away from us. 447 00:50:19,488 --> 00:50:23,438 - You guys are a big waste of time. - Como what? 448 00:50:23,659 --> 00:50:28,818 - Steve, you're a jerkoff. - I'm glad you shared that with me. 449 00:50:29,038 --> 00:50:34,032 - It's a big step for both of us. - Consider last night a favor. 450 00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:37,869 Now do us a favor. Never talk to us again! 451 00:50:38,088 --> 00:50:41,752 - What did we do? We'll change. - You can't change. 452 00:50:41,966 --> 00:50:45,548 You are ugly, pathetic losers. 453 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:50,801 I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads! 454 00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:56,720 That's the problem. Poor schmucks look just the same as rich schmucks. 455 00:51:09,072 --> 00:51:14,611 - No... Yes... - This is the worst day of my life. 456 00:51:14,827 --> 00:51:18,527 I'd really appreciate it if you didn't talk to me right now. 457 00:51:18,747 --> 00:51:22,162 I don't know how to respond to that. 458 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:29,504 Big surprise. You don't know how to work the clubs, talk to the ladies. 459 00:51:29,715 --> 00:51:34,292 You only know how to ask me how to do everything! 460 00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:38,673 That's why everything has gone wrong. You're holding me back. 461 00:51:38,889 --> 00:51:47,891 You're like this thing tied to my leg, this dragging thing on a chain. 462 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,889 - A lead weight? - Yes, thank you. But not anymore! 463 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,607 Nothing. That's all. Nothing. 464 00:51:55,820 --> 00:52:01,739 You can't blame me. Today was just a series of random events gone awry. 465 00:52:01,950 --> 00:52:07,738 Maybe they wouldn't go awry if I had someone next to me with a brain! 466 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:13,827 You know what? Dad was right. You are a loser. 467 00:52:14,044 --> 00:52:19,797 You know what, Steve? I lied. You're not good looking. 468 00:52:20,007 --> 00:52:25,001 Did you say something? I can't hear things from that low to the ground. 469 00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:29,715 - Consider me your ex-brother. - I don't care. 470 00:52:29,932 --> 00:52:33,846 Care about this? You want the real thing? 471 00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:36,682 - Do you want...? - Stop talking to me. 472 00:52:36,897 --> 00:52:39,387 Fine. My pleasure. 473 00:53:23,436 --> 00:53:29,308 Little Post-Its, you little idiot. 474 00:53:29,524 --> 00:53:32,644 Get out, 'cos I hate you. 475 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:45,745 - You should take a lesson from it. - Grieco. 476 00:54:12,227 --> 00:54:17,601 - You'll be very happy with these. - How long do they last? 477 00:54:17,815 --> 00:54:22,975 They last forever. They're silk. They'll always be in bloom. 478 00:54:23,195 --> 00:54:29,149 They'll never die, never change. Never say you're not good looking. 479 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:36,282 They'll always be in your room, not suddenly move to the guest house. 480 00:54:36,498 --> 00:54:40,577 Something has come up. Excuse me. 481 00:54:40,793 --> 00:54:46,747 - All the customers are depressed. - It's just that I miss Doug. 482 00:54:46,965 --> 00:54:51,840 - He's in the guest house. It's a mansion. - There's no cable. 483 00:54:52,053 --> 00:54:57,675 - Yes, there is. They have Cinemax. - But there's no HBO. God! 484 00:55:00,768 --> 00:55:05,513 - Feel it right here. Squeeze. - Hey, Steve. 485 00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:09,099 I heard about your brother. 486 00:55:09,317 --> 00:55:14,940 - So when are we gonna go out? - I know a place with spinach wraps. 487 00:55:15,156 --> 00:55:20,529 I know you've had you heart set on this, but the truth is, I'm a rebel. 488 00:55:20,744 --> 00:55:24,611 You're like this sweet-girl-from-next-door type. 489 00:55:24,830 --> 00:55:31,995 I go to college. Translation: Drunken orgies with occasional Cliff notes. 490 00:55:32,212 --> 00:55:37,336 It sounds good, but I just got out of this very serious relationship. 491 00:55:37,550 --> 00:55:41,333 I have to nurse my emotional wounds. 492 00:55:41,553 --> 00:55:45,336 That could take till... Saturday. 493 00:55:45,556 --> 00:55:50,846 That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets for David Copperfield this Saturday. 494 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:57,513 It's gonna be so much fun to see things appear and disappear. 495 00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:03,770 I'll see you. 496 00:56:09,035 --> 00:56:14,787 - Oh, man. Great glutes. - I don't care. 497 00:56:40,686 --> 00:56:44,055 - That's expensive. - Gotta go. 498 00:56:47,109 --> 00:56:51,188 Who decorates like this? Steve, come on. 499 00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:29,975 "Business. Human Relationships in Management." 500 00:57:30,187 --> 00:57:33,389 "Covers the development of..." 501 00:57:33,606 --> 00:57:38,647 Here's one. "Business Computer Systems." That's a good one. 502 00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:44,281 Machines are Doug's thing. I'm more of a people person. 503 00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:51,203 A business man must have knowledge of computers. Come on. 504 00:57:51,413 --> 00:57:55,873 Here's another one. "Venture Management." 505 00:57:56,084 --> 00:58:01,789 Gosh, Emily, school? I'll have to read, and homework... 506 00:58:02,005 --> 00:58:06,631 Teachers saying: "Would you share that with the rest of the class?" 507 00:58:06,843 --> 00:58:09,547 Do you want me to be less horny? 508 00:58:09,762 --> 00:58:15,052 - No, that wouldn't be good. - Look, here's what we do. 509 00:58:15,267 --> 00:58:21,386 First, we combine the stores, okay? Then we can add the furniture. 510 00:58:21,605 --> 00:58:24,974 Recliners and sofa beds... 511 00:58:25,192 --> 00:58:29,023 - And end tables and... - Chairs. 512 00:58:29,237 --> 00:58:34,313 - Oh, yes, chairs. - Ottomans. 513 00:58:34,533 --> 00:58:40,701 Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger than Ikea... Home Depot. 514 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:48,909 Ikea! 515 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:03,927 I think we're moving way too fast. You're talking like we're married. 516 00:59:05,392 --> 00:59:10,978 Oh, Steve. You just made me so happy. 517 00:59:11,189 --> 00:59:15,233 What? No, I don't mean that. 518 00:59:15,443 --> 00:59:19,605 It's just that I don't... 519 00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:26,031 Okay. 520 00:59:38,462 --> 00:59:44,546 Doug, if I'm not mistaken, this place has got it going on! 521 00:59:44,759 --> 00:59:48,210 I owe you big time for inviting me. 522 00:59:48,429 --> 00:59:54,182 Who wants to dance? I call this one the sprinkler. 523 00:59:56,019 --> 01:00:01,225 You think it would be okay to wear this to your brother's wedding? 524 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,982 Your brother's wedding, man. What are you gonna wear? 525 01:00:06,653 --> 01:00:11,278 You have to hand it to Steve. That Emily is the perfect woman. 526 01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:16,401 Strong legs, tight stomach, positive mental attitude... 527 01:00:16,619 --> 01:00:23,914 - She can really keep you on track. - Shut up...! Idiot. 528 01:00:25,752 --> 01:00:29,701 Just because you and your brother are having problems, - 529 01:00:29,922 --> 01:00:35,627 - that's no reason to refer to my intellect in a diminutive manner. 530 01:00:35,844 --> 01:00:40,589 I'm sorry. It's just... 531 01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:45,053 Can we not talk about my brother for a second? 532 01:00:45,269 --> 01:00:49,729 - 10-4. Boundary set. - Thank you. 533 01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:54,601 I'm having a hell of a time. 534 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:07,074 At this moment, I want to make a toast to Steve and Emily, - 535 01:01:07,287 --> 01:01:11,534 - who after tomorrow will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi. 536 01:01:11,749 --> 01:01:15,581 - Emily Sanderson-Butabi. - Whoever. 537 01:01:15,795 --> 01:01:24,252 I would like to thank my parents, who came in all the way from Maine. 538 01:01:24,469 --> 01:01:29,177 - Despite Mom's sciatica. - Terrific, sir. 539 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:35,468 And the Butabis, who came in all the way from Yayman. 540 01:01:35,686 --> 01:01:40,893 - Yemen. - And that's not the only union. 541 01:01:41,108 --> 01:01:46,813 - We got a new lamp-plant store. - Plant-lamp store. Much better. 542 01:01:47,029 --> 01:01:51,940 - Seriously, it sounds better. - Steve? 543 01:01:52,159 --> 01:01:54,732 You want to make a toast? 544 01:01:54,953 --> 01:01:58,570 I think you should make a toast. All the men are making toasts. 545 01:02:03,210 --> 01:02:09,627 Okay, I just want to say, "What's up, Grandma, Grandpa?" 546 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:14,585 And to the other two old people, "What's up?" 547 01:02:14,803 --> 01:02:18,586 - Yeah, you. - Very nice. 548 01:02:18,806 --> 01:02:23,847 Steve is thrilled that this family's coming together. 549 01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:31,142 I'd like to show you some of our business plans for after the merger. 550 01:02:34,319 --> 01:02:39,693 Dad? Is there any way we can cancel this whole thing? 551 01:02:39,908 --> 01:02:45,612 - Yes... No! - That is so funny. 552 01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:50,953 But it's like Emily turned out to be this whole different other person. 553 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:53,574 Let me explain something. 554 01:02:53,794 --> 01:02:58,456 The caterer has been paid. Your grandparents came. 555 01:02:59,590 --> 01:03:03,718 All men are nervous the night before their wedding. 556 01:03:03,928 --> 01:03:10,808 All guys are nervous and kind of hope she eats a can of botulism? 557 01:03:11,017 --> 01:03:16,093 She could hang out with a deer and accidentally be shot by a hunter. 558 01:03:16,313 --> 01:03:20,809 You know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistle sound, - 559 01:03:21,026 --> 01:03:26,446 - and you want to ram her toothbrush up her nostril into her skull. 560 01:03:28,365 --> 01:03:32,065 These are perfectly normal feelings. 561 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:45,164 Doug, are you there? It's Steve. 562 01:03:54,596 --> 01:03:59,720 Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi. I'm outside living it up. 563 01:03:59,934 --> 01:04:02,471 Unlike my pussywhipped brother - 564 01:04:02,686 --> 01:04:07,928 - who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep. 565 01:04:08,149 --> 01:04:13,818 Doug? Sorry I missed you. I guess I'm getting married - 566 01:04:14,029 --> 01:04:19,271 - and I'm just wondering if you wanted to be my best man. 567 01:04:19,492 --> 01:04:21,698 Give me a call or page me. 568 01:04:21,910 --> 01:04:26,786 I'm in our room still across from the pool. 569 01:04:26,998 --> 01:04:29,370 See you. 570 01:04:36,798 --> 01:04:41,673 - Let's go over this one more time. - I know my duties as best man. 571 01:04:41,886 --> 01:04:46,263 I walk down the aisle. I stand next to you. 572 01:04:46,473 --> 01:04:50,850 - I settle interwedding skirmishes. - No, no... 573 01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:57,561 You're the best man. Not the wedding bouncer. You just back me up. 574 01:04:57,774 --> 01:05:02,352 Like, if things get too heavy, I step in like a spotter. 575 01:05:02,570 --> 01:05:05,689 - Yeah, right. - Thanks, man. 576 01:05:05,906 --> 01:05:11,825 Let's go. We're ready, let's go. 577 01:05:12,036 --> 01:05:15,619 Do you want your kid blessed or not? 578 01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:24,121 - Richard Grieco. You know Steve? - I just don't want to be sued. 579 01:05:24,339 --> 01:05:29,379 No, listen to me. You can't get your kid confirmed for less than $150. 580 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:33,175 You want your kid blessed, you call me. 581 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:40,967 Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party. That's a major part of a wedding. 582 01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:46,524 So could we delay a couple of hours so that we could go to a strip club? 583 01:05:46,733 --> 01:05:50,646 I have to go. Leave me a message. 584 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,779 Hey... Steve getting married. You're the man! 585 01:05:56,990 --> 01:06:02,495 Shut up, Craig. I'm walking down the aisle, you dick! 586 01:06:02,704 --> 01:06:08,409 I told you to wear white. Grandma, get off the phone. 587 01:06:22,805 --> 01:06:26,505 Dearly beloved. We're gathered here today to join... 588 01:06:26,725 --> 01:06:31,469 Did we already start? Oh. 589 01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:37,061 I thought there was supposed to be a buzzer or a whistle or something. 590 01:06:37,275 --> 01:06:40,644 ...to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 591 01:06:40,862 --> 01:06:46,448 But first I understand the bride and groom have each prepared something. 592 01:06:48,910 --> 01:06:54,414 "Dear Steve. They say if you set something free and it comes back - 593 01:06:54,623 --> 01:06:58,703 - you should love it forever. Like one of your silk plants, - 594 01:06:58,919 --> 01:07:04,754 - I'll try to stay beautiful. I know our lives together will be great." 595 01:07:04,965 --> 01:07:08,963 "Just like when we saw David Copperfield on our first date." 596 01:07:09,177 --> 01:07:11,419 "Love Emily." 597 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:24,185 "I used to see you outside my father's store - 598 01:07:24,399 --> 01:07:31,396 - and then we went on some dates and you let me have sex with you." 599 01:07:37,243 --> 01:07:40,576 Oh, I'm done. 600 01:07:40,788 --> 01:07:45,496 If anyone has reason to believe that this man or woman - 601 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:50,950 - should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace. 602 01:07:51,170 --> 01:07:57,291 - What's up? From out of town? - Don't hit on the bridesmaid. 603 01:07:57,510 --> 01:08:03,263 - It's your wedding. - Wait till after the ceremony. 604 01:08:04,390 --> 01:08:10,013 Do you promise to love Emily for as long as you both shall live? 605 01:08:10,229 --> 01:08:14,522 My dad already paid the caterer. 606 01:08:16,109 --> 01:08:21,613 Do you promise to love Steven for as long as you both shall live? 607 01:08:21,822 --> 01:08:25,357 - Steven, repeat after me. - After me. 608 01:08:31,622 --> 01:08:37,042 - With this ring, I thee wed. - With this ring, I thee wed. 609 01:08:39,963 --> 01:08:42,749 Now, Emily. 610 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:46,873 With this ring... 611 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,934 Doug! 612 01:09:02,148 --> 01:09:05,896 - What the hell's he doing here? - Make him stop. 613 01:09:06,110 --> 01:09:09,359 Turn that music off! 614 01:09:09,570 --> 01:09:14,647 You know what I paid for this wedding? 615 01:09:14,867 --> 01:09:20,027 Don't do that with your head. That's so dumb! 616 01:09:20,247 --> 01:09:23,947 - Mr. Butabi, I can't... - Keep going. You want to get paid? 617 01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:31,414 - You're out of my will! - I told you he was a jerk! 618 01:09:42,307 --> 01:09:46,767 Emily... Sorry. I'm not ready yet. 619 01:09:46,978 --> 01:09:51,935 - Steve, stop! - Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad. 620 01:09:52,149 --> 01:09:58,233 Steve, come back here! Don't you leave me. I'm not kidding. 621 01:09:58,446 --> 01:10:04,281 Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer of human nature, I can tell you - 622 01:10:04,493 --> 01:10:08,157 - that your son is not ready for this sort of commitment. 623 01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:15,786 - Hello. - Hey. 624 01:10:23,259 --> 01:10:26,627 - Go ahead, Father. - What are you doing? 625 01:10:26,845 --> 01:10:32,431 Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking as is his appreciation for you. 626 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:39,177 Now, I can bench press 305 pound, and my body fat is less than 2%. 627 01:10:42,358 --> 01:10:47,150 I am a professional trainer. I also hope to market my own protein bar. 628 01:10:47,362 --> 01:10:51,229 Plus, I've always loved you. 629 01:10:54,660 --> 01:10:58,657 Okay. But we should look into infomercials. 630 01:10:58,872 --> 01:11:04,292 - This is a completely new fee. Cool? - Yeah. 631 01:11:06,712 --> 01:11:11,504 Okay. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here again today... 632 01:11:13,885 --> 01:11:18,712 Also, I took Craig clubbing. 633 01:11:18,930 --> 01:11:22,050 That was all right. 634 01:11:22,267 --> 01:11:26,311 Plus I rented a lot of videos. I didn't do much else. 635 01:11:31,149 --> 01:11:33,722 Look, Steve... 636 01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:43,200 I'm sorry. I said a lot of bad things before. 637 01:11:45,286 --> 01:11:50,991 I've been thinking... You're my brother. 638 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:57,245 We're brothers, and when we're together... 639 01:11:58,965 --> 01:12:01,538 I just... 640 01:12:03,885 --> 01:12:06,839 You don't drag me down. 641 01:12:08,306 --> 01:12:12,385 I drag me down. 642 01:12:13,810 --> 01:12:16,645 And you... 643 01:12:17,564 --> 01:12:20,564 You complete me. 644 01:12:20,775 --> 01:12:24,724 - Shut up. - What? 645 01:12:24,945 --> 01:12:29,690 Just shut up. You had me at "hello". 646 01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:52,799 It seems to me, you're a bit harder on Doug than you are on Steve. 647 01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:58,252 It's true. It's just that Doug is so rebellious. I can't control him. 648 01:12:58,473 --> 01:13:01,225 But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer... 649 01:13:01,434 --> 01:13:05,763 What other young man does that remind you of? 650 01:13:07,022 --> 01:13:12,098 - Myself as a kid. - So who are you really fighting with? 651 01:13:15,905 --> 01:13:21,278 Mr. Grieco... You see right through me. 652 01:13:34,379 --> 01:13:37,878 I missed this car. I look good in it. 653 01:13:38,090 --> 01:13:40,795 And you look good also. 654 01:13:41,009 --> 01:13:45,884 Thanks. Glad you moved back into the room. 655 01:13:46,097 --> 01:13:50,343 Dad was cool about the wedding after his chat with Grieco. 656 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:55,019 And it really improved your relationship with him. 657 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:02,689 - Is that an outside nightclub? - That's your idea. 658 01:14:02,903 --> 01:14:05,773 Pull over. Let's check it out. 659 01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:19,372 - We only let people in on the list. - We're on the list. 660 01:14:19,584 --> 01:14:26,332 - Steve and Doug Butabi. - Step right in. 661 01:14:26,548 --> 01:14:32,467 - Go right in. - I guess we should go in then. 662 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:39,258 - We're gonna go in. - We're going in. 663 01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:45,847 I can't believe we got in. Sure it wasn't a mistake? 664 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:49,398 - It's weird to be in here. - But they stole your idea. 665 01:14:56,740 --> 01:15:01,734 Butabis? I've been looking all over for you. Come here! 666 01:15:01,953 --> 01:15:06,246 - Mr. Zadir! - How do you like our club? 667 01:15:06,457 --> 01:15:10,039 - Our club? - I cut you in. It was your idea. 668 01:15:10,252 --> 01:15:15,127 - Sweet ass sweet. - Running a club is hard work. 669 01:15:15,339 --> 01:15:18,340 - Don't worry about it. - We're workaholics. 670 01:15:18,550 --> 01:15:23,508 Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says he didn't grab your ass. 671 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,928 What is he up to now? 672 01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:29,805 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 673 01:15:31,019 --> 01:15:34,103 - Let's do some business. - All right. 674 01:15:38,526 --> 01:15:42,902 - Put some cherries on that. - Nice call. 675 01:15:43,113 --> 01:15:48,818 - Mr. Butabi, can you approve this? - That looks fine and all that. 676 01:15:49,035 --> 01:15:52,284 - Hi, Mr. Barntabi. - It's Butabi, but that's okay. 677 01:15:52,496 --> 01:15:57,323 How's the hair? Successful-club-owner good? 678 01:15:57,542 --> 01:16:02,084 That voice sounds so familiar. 679 01:16:05,090 --> 01:16:09,134 - Are you...? - Doug? 680 01:16:09,343 --> 01:16:13,293 - Credit vixen? - My God, I can't believe this. 681 01:16:13,514 --> 01:16:17,558 You're even more beautiful than you sound. 682 01:16:17,767 --> 01:16:23,602 - You stopped calling. - Not because I didn't want to. 683 01:16:23,814 --> 01:16:27,348 Am I what you expected? 684 01:16:28,610 --> 01:16:32,061 I totally approve. 685 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:37,865 - You're not here with anyone? - Just my friend. 686 01:16:39,953 --> 01:16:42,704 Hottie police officer? 687 01:16:42,914 --> 01:16:47,824 I was really looking forward to meeting you in court on June 6th. 688 01:16:48,043 --> 01:16:52,585 - So, do you guys wanna dance? - No. 689 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:58,384 - Yes. - Yes. 690 01:16:58,594 --> 01:17:03,219 - Oh, I love this song. - I'm getting kind of sick of it. 691 01:17:47,510 --> 01:17:50,380 I broke the window again.