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Don't I fuck me? How about I mofuck you?

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Welcome back, boys. Fuck you, Josh, you
fucking shit gargler.

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Fucking bull.

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Hey, what's up?

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What's up, man?

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Hey, boys.

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Good to see you guys.

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Now, now, now. What the fuck, man? I got
one last smoke. Bull fucking shit you

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do, Rick.

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Now, come on. Let's get inside, huh? Get
inside your mother.

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What's up, boys?

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Hey. What's up, man? What's up, man? No,
no, no, no. Get the fuck away from me.

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This is one place I don't have to deal
with you ass beetles.

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Tell me what, dick -mouth.

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What?

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Oh, my fuck!

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Come on, now.

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How the fuck did this happen? You ever
heard of this?

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It was signed off of the shit years ago.

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You have to get extra fucking high now.

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You know what happened? You were there,
you fucking shit blender.

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Oh, I know. Just tell the viewers.

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I wouldn't even know what the fuck to
say. How about cops are getting dumber

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dumber? I mean, this is the most fucked
up bullshit I've ever gone to jail for.

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And I'm suing a lot of fucking people
when I get out of here.

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How do you feel? You know what? No more
questions. You guys can come in here

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with us, but don't fucking ask me any
more questions. Now fuck off.

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I'd like to smear my bag all over your
fucking lens.

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You know the drill?

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No. I hate to say Ricky's right.

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But he is this time. I mean, we did
absolutely nothing fucking wrong.

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You guys are there. Just fucking show
us. I ain't dead of my fucking mind

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shopping. Dill picnic.

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Dressed all over some barbecue. Fuck
yeah.

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All right. Do we got anything for pubs?
Just pepperoni. Chips pop in a bar.

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We're all set.

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What the fuck?

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Is all that smoke from you or is my
fucking car on fire?

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Ricky, put your gun away, man. Ricky.

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Hey, guys. Guys, you can't do that. Get
back here. You have to pay for those.

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Yeah, 911.

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We're being robbed.

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How you been, Yolanda?

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Good, baby.

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Wow. This looks real fancy.

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Real expensive.

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Very funny.

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What'd you do this time?

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We did a fucking thing. A little shit
weasel was trying to break into Julian's

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car. I'm trying to deal with that. And
somehow we got arrested.

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Officer said you freaked out.

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Freaked out? I barely did anything.

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Trying to break into my fucking car,
buddy? You got the lit joint in your

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was putting it out. Your car was on
fire. I'm not fucking buying it, bud.

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fucking car... Ricky, don't be fighting
the fucking cops.

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Cops, Ricky, cops, cops, cops.

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All right, break it up, boys. Break it
up.

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Break it up, boys.

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Let's go. Let's go. Break it up.

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Step back.

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Hey, get out of the way. Step back.

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What's going on here now? Yeah.

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You should be arresting that little fuck
who's breaking into my fucking car.

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Those are the guys' offices. They stole
that shit.

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Stole? What the fuck are you talking
about? You stole it.

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How fucking dumb are you guys? You two
are finished. Your job's fucking gone.

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This is what you're going to do? Oh, is
that right? You think the judge is going

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to believe you two scumbags?

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Really, guys? Pop, chips, chocolate
bars?

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Really? Aren't you a little fucking old
for that? It's our friend Bubba's

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favorite snack.

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This is a big movie night. Big
misunderstanding here. I've got some

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for this stuff. Let's just go inside.
I'll pay. Pay me off.

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What? Okay. Hey, listen. Thanks for your
help. Appreciate it. I'm no hero, guys.

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Hero? You're shitting in my mouth right
now. This common healer broke into her

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fucking car. What is wrong with you
guys? The car was on fire. I put it out

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you. You're going to fucking pull a gun
on me for that?

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A gun?

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What gun? What gun? Yeah, the guns.
They're in the garbage.

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Oh, you... You guys... Hey, hey, hey.
I'm fucking up. Hands behind your back

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right now. I'm fucking suing you. Put
your hands behind your back. I'm fucking

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suing you.

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Yeah, we'll see who the fuck goes to
jail. I'm not resisting, officer. I'm

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finding tips to talk.

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What do you want me to say? They're in
fucking jail.

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Okay, the boys are in jail. There's
nothing I can do about it.

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They don't give a fuck about me,
obviously. I never factor into the

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This is bullshit, because I'm going to
be here all by myself now.

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All by myself, and we were supposed to
go to rock on. You think they'd give a

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fuck about that?

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That was going to be the greatest day of
my life, meeting Ace Bailey and Alex

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Lyson with my two buddies. And now I'm
going to have to just go by myself?

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Too fucking bad I'm not waiting for
them. I'll go by myself.

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Or I'll bring Randy.

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I can't wait to get high as fuck.

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When was the last time you were here?

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Yeah, guys, the good old days are over.
All the drinking and drug parties, we

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don't have them anymore.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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No doper booze. Fuck off. This is jail.

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We are getting so fucked up tonight you
won't even believe it. You think I like

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to get fucked up? You should see how
much dope and booze that fucking shit

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tanker Gorilla Fingers can put away.

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It's fucking unbelievable.

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Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I got pretty
fucked up in here. We all did.

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It'd be nothing for me to hammer back a
40 -ounce and wake up in the commissary,

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you know, piss myself and be covered in
my own feces. But, you know, ever since

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the warden went off the deep end and got
thrown into rehab, they brought in all

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these extra security cameras. There's
all these protocols.

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Can't get away with anything. It's just
not the same anymore.

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And more bad news, we're pretty full at
the moment, so we only have a single

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cell, and unfortunately it's just the
one bed.

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Yeah, well, there is another option, but
the guy does weird shit in his sleep.

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You automatically get the single cell.
Because I'm just taking it, that's how.

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Me too, that's you, buddy.

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Oh, yeah. We cuddle up to you. You
fucking rule me.

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Jesus,

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fuck. You fucking masturbating there,
bud?

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Listen.

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Apparently I'm ruined with you, so we
need to set some fucking grounded rules,

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alright? Rule number one. I'm in fucking
charge about everything. No exceptions.

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You break that rule, I beat the fuck out
of you. You get that?

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Fuck.

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Hey!

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Fuck, Jesus. Oh, sorry, man. Fucking
listen to me, you fucking piece of shit.

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Hello? What the fuck?

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Are you shitting me in my ass right now?
Ricky!

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Fucking damn it!

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I met Tear down at the Legion a while
back. He was down from Alberta trying to

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find his dad, and 11 crossed from my
place for a week, and it was fucking

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We got so fucked up, high and drunk, and
one night we burned down a cornfield by

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accident, and the other night we stole a
fucking boat, which was funny.

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I mean, he's the last fucking person I
expected to see in here. This is nuts.

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What the fuck are you doing here?

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Oh, well, fuck, man. I got right fucked.

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Yeah, no, I met this lady, and she was
super pregnant, and then her water

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So I fucking, like, the cop car was just
sitting there. I was just trying to be

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a hero or something. I don't know, my
brain's like, go for it. So I loaded her

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in the cop car.

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This is Terry to the Federales.

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I'd like to tell you I'm not stealing
your fucking car. I'm delivering a lady

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the hospital.

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And then, like, I offered her a comfort
puff, you know, because she was

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screaming real bad.

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And then, like, lo and behold, I got
charged with childhood endangerment.

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it's totally fucked.

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Fuck, cops are dumb. That's why I'm in
jail, too, because cops are dumb.

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Well, I'm telling you, I don't really
like it here, to be fucking honest, man.

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When you finish up there, I didn't know
it was you, man.

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I just thought you were ignoring me,
listening to fucking music, being off.

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Well, I'm so excited to see you, I'm not
excited down there no more.

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So you've been fucking giving her here
or what, man?

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This place is awesome, man. I ain't
giving her. Yeah.

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Oh, you can't give her if there's
nothing to give her with, man.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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There's nothing to give her with, man.
There's fuck all in here. Like, I've

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going... What are you talking about,
Tara?

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I've been going... Because the guard
said there was no dope or booze. I

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there was shit in me. I've been going
squirrelly asking everyone. There's no

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weed, no booze, not even, like, shitty
hooch. Like, you're fucked.

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No cash, no muscle. Nothing. No giving
her. Not allowed.

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Jail used to be so fucking cool. I mean,
when drugs were illegal, you could get

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them in here, no problem. Anything you
wanted. Now that drugs are legal, you

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can't get them in jail? I mean, that's
fucked.

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No way. They're not fucking leaving this
to me. I don't fucking think so.

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Here's a nice little piece of news.
Terry just told me. What?

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The guards weren't fucking joking. There
was zero booze and no dope in the whole

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fucking prison, man. You've got to be
fucking kidding me. No, I'm not kidding.

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Not that I need it, but normally when
I'm not high, it doesn't really work out

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that well for me, does it? All right, I
know you need your fucking weed. I don't

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need it, but you know what?

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I'll be okay without the booze, but it'd
be fucking nice.

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Jesus, fuck.

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What the fuck are we going to do? I was
planning on coming here to party for

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fuck's sakes.

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Okay, you know what? I'm going to make
this my mission, man.

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Just for principle's sake, I'm going to
do whatever it takes to get some fucking

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booze and dope into this fucking
general.

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You got a plan? What are you thinking?

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Of course I got a fucking plan. Good.

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We thought you guys were joking. You at
least let me have to have a fucking tuck

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me in joint or something.

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Come on, Yolanda, come on. Come on,
girls. It's me.

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You guys know me. Listen, man, not
happening, Ricky. Those days are gone.

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They're over for all of us. I wish they
were still here.

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How does it look so fucked up in here?
This place used to be awesome.

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I used to love coming to jail.

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Look, we didn't know about this shit.

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You've got to give us a couple weeks to
build up to no dope or no booze. That's

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fair. Guys, this is a jail.

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There's not supposed to be drugs and
alcohol in here. No, but there always

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That's what we're used to. Yeah, it's
called video cameras. We're under 24 -7

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surveillance. Nobody gets drunk or high
in here anymore.

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Not me, not her. I'm not losing my job
over this, and even worse, I'm not going

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to end up in rehab like the goddamn
warden. We even had to start those

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educational group sessions again.

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Are you kidding me? Those fucking
sessions suck.

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No kidding.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, there's another shit
fight.

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Fuck, listen, I need you to look after
that, okay?

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I'm not getting paid enough for this
shit. Busy here.

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Okay, guys, listen. What the fuck?

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God damn it, listen, I'm really sorry,
but times have changed in here, okay?

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We didn't know about this. There's no
fucking way I'm going a month with no

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in here. That's fucked.

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Think about that.

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What are you afraid of? Why are you
being a pussy right now?

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Okay, well, listen.

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If you guys want me to turn a blind eye
to all this stuff, you're really going

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to have to make it worth my while.

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All right. Okay. What are you talking?
Name your price.

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Well, get creative. How about getting me
a 65 -inch TV?

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A 65? I don't even own a fucking 65
-inch TV.

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Have you seen how green the grass is on
those fucking things?

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The whole screen explodes to life.

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Listen, that might be the only thing
that gets me to turn a blind eye to your

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goddamn bullshit.

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Actually, you know what?

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Make it happen.

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Get the fuck out of here and get me one
of those things or you're going to be

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sorry. You're being serious right now?
I'm dead serious.

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What the fuck happened to you, man? You
know what? Get the fuck out of here.

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Make it happen.

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I want that TV.

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Jesus Christ.

226
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It is what it is. Just make the fucking
call.

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Call him, you call him. Use your phone
credits.

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My credits, yeah.

229
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I need my phone credits to trade for
mixed rice with a fork in the kitchen.

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What about me? I need them to trade for
trips and snacks so I can get fucking

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high again. I got a family I need to
talk to. Remember them, Julie? As soon

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you get your dope in here, you'll have
as many credits as you want. Just pick

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the fucking phone.

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Phone credits are a big deal in prison.

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I mean, you get 30 a month and you gotta
fucking savor them because they're

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worth a lot of money in here.

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I mean, you can do what you want. You
can use them or you can sell them for

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bucks a minute. Whatever. I mean...

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I made 150 bucks one time in one month
off phone credits.

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Jesus Christ, you fucking bully asshole.
Sometimes you know that. I'll tell you

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one thing. I'm winning the next
argument.

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Try me. I'm fucking winning the next
argument.

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Just pick up the fucking phone. Fuck
this.

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Andre the Giant fucking wall poster.

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I'll be putting that on my wall. Believe
me.

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Sunnyvale Correctional Facility. I
wonder who this could be now.

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Hello? Hey, folks. How's it going,
buddy?

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Hey, buddy.

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Hey, Ricky. How you doing? I'm just out
on the deck here. No, no, no. That's

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great, man. Sorry to cut you off. We
need a huge fucking favor. You got to

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some dope and liquor down to jail right
the fuck now. And we love you, man. Love

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you big time.

253
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Boys, I saw you less than two hours ago
at the courthouse, and now you're

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telling me to bring you dope and liquor,
break the fucking law, bring it down.

255
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You guys are out of your mind.

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Next thing you know, I'll be in jail.
Fuck that.

257
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No, no, no.

258
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It's zero risk, man.

259
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Zero risk.

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How many times have I heard that before,
Ricky? Are they recording this call?

261
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,060
Oh, they record the phone calls. They
don't even fucking listen to it.

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Yeah, no. Hang it up, boys. No, no, no,
no, no. Don't hang up.

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Look, you don't understand.

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We have a fucking carrier on the other
side. It really is zero risk. I can see

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it. I can see it. I can see it.

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I can see it. I can see it.

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I can see it.

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Boom. Everybody's happy.

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Yeah, you mean you guys are happy.

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Exactly.

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Just a second.

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Buzz, like Ricky's saying, there's zero
fucking risk here.

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Ricky's fucking blinding me, man. Come
on.

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Okay, Julian, listen. Here's the deal.
If I do this and something goes wrong

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I end up in fucking jail over this, I'm
just telling you right now, me and you

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will never be friends as long as we
live. So if you want to take that

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All right, man. Okay, sounds good. All
right, you are the fucking man.

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Grab a 65 -inch TV with you. Grab a 65
-inch TV.

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You mean steal a 65 -inch TV.

280
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No, no, no, no, no. Just buy one. We'll
get you fucking back.

281
00:13:37,490 --> 00:13:41,450
No, you know what? I don't have money
for a 65 -inch fucking TV.

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It's not happening.

283
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,750
No, no, no, no, no. Don't hang up.

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What's up?

285
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:47,790
He's going to be here.

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He's not coming.

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He's not coming.

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He doesn't have money for the fucking
TV.

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Justin, turn that fucking karaoke
machine off right now. What the fuck

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00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,410
song is that? What is wrong with you,
man?

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00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:05,320
Dude, don't answer that, man. We've got
to crush the level.

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JL, man.

293
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,360
What?

294
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,340
Answer the fucking phone, Jacob.

295
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,720
Oh, man, I hope things are okay. We did
our answer, dude.

296
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,540
But I'm saying we just crush that level.
Actually, give it to me.

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00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,440
Hello?

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00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,000
Jacob, hey, buddy, you all alone?

299
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,020
Totally. Corey's here and Trin's giving
Mo a bath.

300
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,020
Well, you're not all alone then, are
you?

301
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,880
Oh, fuck, yeah, I guess not.

302
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080
Sorry, Trin.

303
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:32,670
I called to tell you something, man.
I've never said this before, but I think

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00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:33,770
you're really smart, okay?

305
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,210
Okay. Like, like, really smart. I've
been thinking about this all day.

306
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,890
You know, some people think you're
stupid and everything, but... Me? I see

307
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,050
He is. I see it, man.

308
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,810
Thanks, man. You know, I just wish Ricky
could see it.

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00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,230
Listen to me. What if there's a way we
can make that happen? The way that I can

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make you guys do something that's
totally going to blow Ricky away.

311
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,350
Yeah, good luck with that.

312
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:54,930
Seriously, man?

313
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,350
Fuck, man, cut me in. What is it?

314
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:59,270
You and Corey have got to get a 65 -inch
TV.

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00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,300
and get it here as soon as possible,
okay?

316
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:05,760
Before you do that, also stop by T's
place to get some dope and some booze,

317
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,460
okay? Dope and booze and T's. When you
get here, you're going to talk to a guy

318
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,460
named Erden.

319
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,820
He's our guy in here, okay?

320
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,820
We got this, dude.

321
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,780
If you guys can pull this off, I'm going
to promote you guys to equal partners.

322
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,060
What?

323
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,920
Well, you're about to get promoted,
dude. Equal partners.

324
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,590
Thank you so much.

325
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:29,990
Yo, man, what's up? Equal partner.

326
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,530
Get it done.

327
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:35,570
Corey, just get it done. Gotta go. Phone
credits. Gotta get it. You know we got

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00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:36,570
this, man.

329
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,550
Equal partner.

330
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,190
Yeah.

331
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:42,030
Hello?

332
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,070
Yeah.

333
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,170
I'm fucking EP.

334
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,480
See, that's how you take care of the
situation. You know, most people will

335
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,940
panic, but I don't panic.

336
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,040
What I do is think about the resources I
have around me, and then I use the

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00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,520
resources. I mean, you know, Corey and
Jacob, they're pretty fucking stupid,

338
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:04,240
but, you know, this isn't a difficult
job, so they should be able to fucking

339
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,079
pull it off.

340
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,280
I've got confidence in them.

341
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,780
Hey, man, you ought to go backwards or
backwards.

342
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,620
Careful, there's a curb there, man. Oh,
shit.

343
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,960
Oh, fuck. Oh,

344
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,920
man, dude. Oh, I fucking broke, dude.

345
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,380
Fuck, man, we got to try again. Start
one test, become equal partners.

346
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,220
Got to do it for my family, man. Yeah, I
can do that. Let's do it.

347
00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:39,460
Two of my boys are on the way to the
prison right now with a bunch of dope

348
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,540
booze. Girlfingers are going to let them
in. We are getting fucked tonight. This

349
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,360
deal is going to be normal again. Are
you fucking serious?

350
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680
Yeah, I'm fucking serious. We're going
to get her?

351
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, I can't fucking wait. You do that
for me?

352
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:54,140
I got this fucking, like, internet
webpage thing with, like, these ladies

353
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:57,060
are kind of, like, horny and they have
money. It's, like, kind of a scam, but

354
00:16:57,060 --> 00:17:00,180
it's not a scam. I'll fucking hook. You
get me wrecked, I'll hook you up with

355
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,280
that. Are you shitting me? You're
fucking right, son.

356
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,460
I'm fucking drinking until I pass out
tonight. Ricky.

357
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,359
Bad fucking news, man.

358
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,499
Hey, Ricky.

359
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,179
What's up, dude?

360
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,480
What the fuck are you guys wearing?

361
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,720
Oh, man, this is a 14XL. They're all out
of the medium tall.

362
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,559
I know.

363
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,099
Why are you in fucking jail clothes?

364
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,579
Did you not get this taken care of? Oh,
sorry, man.

365
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,900
Yeah, about that, dude. See, we have the
TV, you know, and I dropped it and it

366
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,460
accidentally smashed. It accidentally
slipped and fell. It's like it had a

367
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,240
knife. It's already smashed up, but...
Went back in to get another one from the

368
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,380
store, but... Yeah, at that point,
pretty sure they were onto us, dude. Oh,

369
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,060
God. Do you fucking think so?

370
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:37,270
Jesus Christ, boys, it still baffles me
how fucking goddamn dumb you idiots are.

371
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,249
What the fuck?

372
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,810
So no dope for booze then, obviously?

373
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:41,950
Oh, fuck!

374
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,230
What the fuck? You look like you're
going to say something to me. I

375
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,570
Fuck you, you fucking... Ricky, Ricky,
settle down.

376
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:51,410
Look, look, look, listen.

377
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:52,990
We both know what fucking is.

378
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:57,190
He said if we don't get on the TV,
there's never, ever going to be fucking

379
00:17:57,190 --> 00:18:00,630
at Drexel. That's fucking great. So,
Ricky, we're not going to give her to

380
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,470
Would you shut the fuck up, Terry?

381
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,850
Fuck. I haven't been high in ten hours.
My fucking lungs are growling here. I

382
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:08,350
know. I've been thinking about that, but
you know what? Maybe a break from all

383
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:10,230
the partying will be good for us, okay?

384
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:14,310
What? It'll be good for us. Listen to
yourself right now. You're not making

385
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,170
sense. That's no booze talking, Julian.
Like, what the fuck are we going to do

386
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:17,969
here, man?

387
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:18,769
I don't know.

388
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,770
I don't know.

389
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,170
Just fucking dream.

390
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,170
You know what? I guess we just go to bed
and hopefully dream of an idea of

391
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,370
getting a fucking TV in here.

392
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:28,710
Go to bed.

393
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,230
You want me to sleep right now?
Straight?

394
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:33,990
How the fuck does that work? I don't
know. I'm fucking new to this, too, man.

395
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,510
Just get some sleep. Good night, man.

396
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:40,570
God fucking damn it. Hey, dude, it's
real nice to see you and everything. You

397
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,870
think we can crash with you tonight?

398
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:47,110
Oh, we're fucking jammed right tight in
here. There's not even a spare inch.

399
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:47,989
Sorry, guys.

400
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,050
Jesus Christ.

401
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,150
The guard said there were no free beds
till the weekend.

402
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,690
Yeah, that's cool and everything, but
we're going to have to sleep on the

403
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:56,570
and at least get some pillows and stuff.

404
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,960
I've only got three boys, and I need
them. Fucking one for my head, one to

405
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,220
cuddle, and one between my legs.

406
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,680
All right, well, it's going to be cold,
but okay.

407
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,980
Want to crawl in here with me, bud?

408
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,800
How do you sleep straight, Tara? I don't
even understand how that works.

409
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,780
Fuck, I might have to jerk myself to
sleep.

410
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,700
Nice to be back together again, though.

411
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,180
Shut the fuck up, boy.

412
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480
Okay.