1 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:52,099 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 2 00:02:53,976 --> 00:02:55,162 We love you Elisabeth! 3 00:02:55,186 --> 00:02:56,204 Please! 4 00:02:56,228 --> 00:02:57,289 Over here! 5 00:02:57,313 --> 00:02:58,564 Oh my God, we love you! 6 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:08,157 My favorite. 7 00:03:08,699 --> 00:03:11,499 - Wanna get something to eat? - Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something. 8 00:03:16,248 --> 00:03:19,251 - Remember her? - She was in that movie... 9 00:03:25,549 --> 00:03:27,610 We're gonna have to let her know we're gonna be late. 10 00:03:27,634 --> 00:03:28,802 Yeah, I'll give her a text. 11 00:03:32,806 --> 00:03:34,350 He owes me 20 bucks. 12 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:52,118 Get out the way! 13 00:03:52,243 --> 00:03:53,327 Vamos! 14 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,331 Shit! 15 00:04:27,486 --> 00:04:28,487 You got it! 16 00:04:29,071 --> 00:04:30,614 Feel that power, ladies! 17 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,119 And march! Get those knees up. 18 00:04:35,286 --> 00:04:36,287 You got it! 19 00:04:39,331 --> 00:04:40,332 Come on! 20 00:04:40,874 --> 00:04:41,958 Front. 21 00:04:42,126 --> 00:04:43,294 Kick! 22 00:04:44,003 --> 00:04:45,046 Kick! 23 00:04:45,629 --> 00:04:47,131 Oh yeah, you got it! 24 00:04:48,090 --> 00:04:49,133 Square. 25 00:04:49,591 --> 00:04:51,010 Think about those bikini bods. 26 00:04:51,177 --> 00:04:53,971 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 27 00:04:54,763 --> 00:04:55,764 Come on. 28 00:04:56,515 --> 00:04:57,516 Cross. 29 00:04:58,184 --> 00:04:59,310 Push. 30 00:05:00,019 --> 00:05:02,229 Kick! Come on, you got it! 31 00:05:02,771 --> 00:05:04,648 Hang in there, ladies, you've got it. 32 00:05:07,193 --> 00:05:08,819 You've got it! 33 00:05:13,282 --> 00:05:14,783 Great workout, ladies. 34 00:05:16,243 --> 00:05:18,996 Alright, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life. 35 00:05:19,163 --> 00:05:20,706 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 36 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:23,167 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 37 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:24,751 But in the meantime, 38 00:05:24,918 --> 00:05:26,503 take care of yourself. 39 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:32,694 Move it back, position one. 40 00:05:32,718 --> 00:05:34,136 Great job, ladies. 41 00:05:34,303 --> 00:05:35,780 You got it. 42 00:05:35,804 --> 00:05:37,389 Alright take these down for me. 43 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,035 - Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you. 44 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:03,249 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:06:03,374 --> 00:06:05,751 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 46 00:06:26,063 --> 00:06:30,127 I don't care if we have to see every fucking young girl in this fucking town 47 00:06:30,151 --> 00:06:31,777 in the next few weeks. 48 00:06:32,278 --> 00:06:34,946 Look, I'll make it simple. 49 00:06:35,114 --> 00:06:36,782 We need her young. 50 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:39,035 We need her hot. 51 00:06:39,201 --> 00:06:40,869 We need her now. 52 00:06:41,828 --> 00:06:44,724 How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, 53 00:06:44,748 --> 00:06:47,001 that's the fucking mystery to me. 54 00:06:48,377 --> 00:06:50,981 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 55 00:06:51,005 --> 00:06:52,649 When was that? Back in the 30s, 56 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:55,051 what, for King Kong? 57 00:06:57,553 --> 00:06:58,804 - Promised her... - No. 58 00:06:59,263 --> 00:07:02,766 I don't give a fuck what we promised her! 59 00:07:03,309 --> 00:07:06,478 This is network TV, not a fucking charity. 60 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,773 Find me somebody new! 61 00:07:10,399 --> 00:07:11,483 Now! 62 00:07:12,818 --> 00:07:18,365 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25? 63 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:20,326 How old is Jennifer? 64 00:07:20,909 --> 00:07:22,286 You better get busy! 65 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,993 It's like when you see someone fart on screen. 66 00:08:07,081 --> 00:08:08,290 People just love that. 67 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,709 I mean, that's just the way it is. 68 00:08:12,628 --> 00:08:13,795 C'est la vie. 69 00:08:13,962 --> 00:08:15,589 People are just people. 70 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:19,176 And I have to give people what they want. 71 00:08:19,301 --> 00:08:21,387 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 72 00:08:21,553 --> 00:08:25,224 And people always ask for something new. 73 00:08:26,017 --> 00:08:27,268 Renewal 74 00:08:28,019 --> 00:08:29,311 is inevitable. 75 00:08:30,312 --> 00:08:31,647 And at 50... 76 00:08:32,189 --> 00:08:33,232 well... 77 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:35,817 it stops. 78 00:08:36,652 --> 00:08:38,112 What stops? 79 00:08:38,737 --> 00:08:39,780 What? 80 00:08:40,239 --> 00:08:41,823 What stops? 81 00:08:44,826 --> 00:08:46,287 You know, the... 82 00:08:54,336 --> 00:08:55,671 Oh, George! 83 00:08:57,589 --> 00:08:58,674 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 84 00:08:58,882 --> 00:08:59,925 Harvey! 85 00:09:00,342 --> 00:09:03,137 George, those ratings are insane! 86 00:09:04,305 --> 00:09:05,823 You're a genius! 87 00:09:05,847 --> 00:09:07,849 Oh what a man, you're a genius! 88 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,103 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 89 00:10:01,237 --> 00:10:03,173 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle 90 00:10:03,197 --> 00:10:05,258 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe, 91 00:10:05,282 --> 00:10:07,409 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 92 00:10:07,576 --> 00:10:10,329 So, you are good to go. 93 00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:13,332 Vaccination, okay. 94 00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:15,709 Not currently on any medication. 95 00:10:16,543 --> 00:10:18,313 By the way, I just want to say, my... 96 00:10:18,337 --> 00:10:20,631 my wife is a huge fan. 97 00:10:24,218 --> 00:10:25,820 Blood type... 98 00:10:25,844 --> 00:10:27,721 Oh hey, it's your birthday! 99 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:28,972 Happy bir... 100 00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:42,194 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry, I have to... 101 00:10:42,444 --> 00:10:43,779 Have a good... 102 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:45,614 Bye. 103 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,206 One moment. 104 00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:57,376 There's just one last exam to perform. 105 00:10:57,543 --> 00:10:59,295 I thought he said I was good to go. 106 00:11:21,108 --> 00:11:23,485 - Is there a problem? - No, it's perfect. 107 00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:25,487 You're a good candidate. 108 00:11:26,113 --> 00:11:28,282 I mean, you're good to go. 109 00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:33,620 I wish you the best. 110 00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:12,368 Lizzie? 111 00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:15,454 Lizzie Sparkle? 112 00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:17,623 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 113 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:20,876 Fred! 114 00:12:22,003 --> 00:12:24,463 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 115 00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:29,527 Fred, of course! 116 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,470 You haven't changed a bit. 117 00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:35,432 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 118 00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:38,602 You know, I followed your career. What a success! I mean... 119 00:12:39,061 --> 00:12:41,313 Wow, wow, wow! 120 00:12:41,813 --> 00:12:42,790 Wow. 121 00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:43,916 Hey... 122 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:46,461 Why don't we go out maybe for a drink some time? 123 00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:48,820 Now that we're, you know, "reconnected". 124 00:12:50,364 --> 00:12:51,615 Oh, of course, - I'm... 125 00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:53,593 - I'm stupid, you're super busy. - But you know what? 126 00:12:53,617 --> 00:12:56,054 Why don't you give me your card? 127 00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,829 I mean, you never know. 128 00:12:58,622 --> 00:12:59,790 Here... 129 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,458 This will do. 130 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:04,586 Don't look at my cholesterol levels, they're a disaster. 131 00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:09,341 - Oh, God! - Oh, that's... 132 00:13:12,761 --> 00:13:13,845 There. 133 00:13:15,722 --> 00:13:16,723 Now, you've got it! 134 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:21,603 Call me. 135 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,989 Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? 136 00:14:16,783 --> 00:14:17,909 Younger. 137 00:14:18,577 --> 00:14:19,870 More beautiful. 138 00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:21,663 More perfect. 139 00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:26,127 One single injection unlocks your DNA. 140 00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:29,130 Starting a new cellular division. 141 00:14:29,296 --> 00:14:32,008 That will release another version of yourself. 142 00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:33,842 This is... 143 00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,095 The Substance. 144 00:14:36,762 --> 00:14:38,264 You are the matrix. 145 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:40,224 Everything comes from you. 146 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,727 And everything is you. 147 00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:47,439 This is simply a better version of yourself. 148 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,316 You just have to share. 149 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,360 One week for one. 150 00:14:51,527 --> 00:14:53,279 And one week for the other. 151 00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:56,448 A perfect balance of seven days each. 152 00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:58,993 The one and only thing not to forget. 153 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:01,745 You are one. 154 00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:03,872 You can't escape from yourself. 155 00:15:22,808 --> 00:15:25,978 You slip through my fingers 156 00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:31,733 And you drop to the ground 157 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:38,115 You fade away 158 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,997 Fade away 159 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:00,906 Here, Elisabeth... 160 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:02,574 Elisabeth, we love you! 161 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:04,951 We love you... 162 00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:28,976 Yes? 163 00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:30,102 Hello. 164 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,355 I'd like... 165 00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:35,357 to order. 166 00:17:37,318 --> 00:17:38,735 Address? 167 00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:42,781 1057 Beverly Canyon. 168 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:47,995 Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley. 169 00:17:48,495 --> 00:17:50,622 35 North... 170 00:23:46,312 --> 00:23:48,605 You are the matrix. 171 00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,983 Everything comes from you. 172 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,860 And everything is you. 173 00:23:54,778 --> 00:23:56,322 This is simply 174 00:23:56,822 --> 00:23:59,241 a better version of yourself. 175 00:34:16,775 --> 00:34:18,027 Hello. 176 00:37:00,897 --> 00:37:01,959 Thanks. 177 00:37:01,983 --> 00:37:03,317 We'll let you know by next week. 178 00:37:03,567 --> 00:37:06,653 Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part. 179 00:37:12,284 --> 00:37:13,619 Great dancer. 180 00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:19,041 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 181 00:37:21,168 --> 00:37:22,253 Next! 182 00:37:36,017 --> 00:37:39,728 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 183 00:37:40,146 --> 00:37:42,982 Please say your name, age, measurements. 184 00:37:57,204 --> 00:37:58,205 I'm... 185 00:37:58,580 --> 00:37:59,623 Sue. 186 00:38:03,877 --> 00:38:05,421 I'm Sue. 187 00:38:06,505 --> 00:38:09,091 Sue. Sue. Sue... 188 00:38:18,017 --> 00:38:19,768 Where is she? 189 00:38:20,269 --> 00:38:21,687 Where is she? 190 00:38:34,866 --> 00:38:36,535 What a gorgeous 191 00:38:37,203 --> 00:38:38,287 little 192 00:38:38,454 --> 00:38:39,580 angel! 193 00:38:49,548 --> 00:38:50,924 You're hired. 194 00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:52,801 We want a show 195 00:38:53,177 --> 00:38:55,887 that's just like you. 196 00:38:56,055 --> 00:38:57,223 Beautiful and happy. 197 00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,516 People want to be happy. 198 00:39:00,934 --> 00:39:02,811 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 199 00:39:03,145 --> 00:39:06,190 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant... 200 00:39:10,027 --> 00:39:11,112 Isabella. 201 00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:13,822 Isa, Isa, Isa... 202 00:39:13,947 --> 00:39:15,199 who has time to say that? 203 00:39:16,283 --> 00:39:17,368 We're gonna make you Cindy. 204 00:39:17,534 --> 00:39:18,535 It's shorter. 205 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:19,996 It's better. 206 00:39:20,704 --> 00:39:24,083 So, I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. 207 00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:27,044 Before you go, 208 00:39:27,253 --> 00:39:29,171 I just have to mention a... 209 00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,215 small scheduling issue. 210 00:39:31,882 --> 00:39:33,092 I have to be 211 00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,761 out of town every other week. 212 00:39:37,263 --> 00:39:39,015 To take care of my mother. 213 00:39:40,391 --> 00:39:41,642 Who's very sick. 214 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,504 I want you for this show. 215 00:39:52,528 --> 00:39:55,822 And we will work around any mother, brother, 216 00:39:56,032 --> 00:39:57,533 fucking sick puppy 217 00:39:57,658 --> 00:39:59,410 you need to take care of. 218 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:07,376 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 219 00:40:07,876 --> 00:40:10,087 People are gonna love that. 220 00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:40,534 Perfect. 221 00:41:06,978 --> 00:41:08,229 So you jump out. 222 00:41:09,188 --> 00:41:10,397 Touch your elbows. 223 00:41:10,897 --> 00:41:11,916 Head 224 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:12,984 down. 225 00:41:13,359 --> 00:41:14,443 Contract. 226 00:41:17,738 --> 00:41:19,781 And five, six, seven, eight. 227 00:41:19,948 --> 00:41:21,033 Elbows. 228 00:44:49,241 --> 00:44:50,993 There she is! 229 00:44:55,956 --> 00:44:58,084 Where have you been? 230 00:44:58,542 --> 00:45:01,753 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 231 00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:03,672 Anyway... 232 00:45:03,964 --> 00:45:06,508 we all chipped in, 233 00:45:08,219 --> 00:45:09,886 and we got you just a little something. 234 00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:11,888 To keep you busy. 235 00:45:12,473 --> 00:45:13,515 It's French. 236 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,518 My wife, she swears by it. Oh, I love my wife. 237 00:45:18,562 --> 00:45:19,688 Oops, I gotta run. 238 00:45:20,189 --> 00:45:24,068 But it's always great to see you. 239 00:46:04,816 --> 00:46:05,859 And we're ba... 240 00:46:05,985 --> 00:46:07,504 Which is the most valuable seafood? 241 00:46:07,528 --> 00:46:10,281 Are ex pen sing stock options. Most of the nation... 242 00:46:11,282 --> 00:46:12,949 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 243 00:46:13,284 --> 00:46:15,720 Know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? Regr... 244 00:46:15,744 --> 00:46:17,121 the field, kids on the f... 245 00:46:50,988 --> 00:46:53,365 The antelope and the deer moving about, 246 00:46:54,450 --> 00:46:55,867 A hunt through the T... 247 00:46:58,954 --> 00:47:01,290 only at the Worldwide Shopping channel 248 00:47:01,457 --> 00:47:04,019 we have a beautiful, beautiful 249 00:47:04,043 --> 00:47:06,545 straight outta Africa... 250 00:47:07,713 --> 00:47:13,635 $8.99, 99. In less than a minute we have it here today 251 00:47:14,761 --> 00:47:17,806 99, 99. I can't believe this price... 252 00:47:48,087 --> 00:47:49,838 98, with remote. 253 00:47:50,172 --> 00:47:52,674 I cannot believe the incredible price. 254 00:47:52,799 --> 00:47:55,052 For $49.98, shoppers. 255 00:47:55,636 --> 00:47:58,055 Look at the quality of this thing. This thing is sturdy. 256 00:47:58,347 --> 00:47:59,431 Beautiful. 257 00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:01,868 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 258 00:48:01,892 --> 00:48:04,287 $49.98, I'll take one myself. 259 00:48:04,311 --> 00:48:05,413 Put it right there, 260 00:48:05,437 --> 00:48:07,332 hold that one for me, that one's mine. 261 00:48:07,356 --> 00:48:08,649 How can you ever... 262 00:49:38,655 --> 00:49:42,243 God damn it, lady, come on! I haven't slept in three nights! 263 00:49:42,994 --> 00:49:45,121 Open up! God damn it! 264 00:49:45,579 --> 00:49:46,580 Are you gonna open... 265 00:49:50,459 --> 00:49:51,460 Sorry. 266 00:49:52,336 --> 00:49:53,629 I thought that Ms. Sparkle... 267 00:49:53,795 --> 00:49:56,132 She moved out. I'm the new tenant. 268 00:49:57,508 --> 00:49:58,509 Sue. 269 00:50:00,136 --> 00:50:02,513 Oler... 270 00:50:03,305 --> 00:50:04,282 Oliker. 271 00:50:04,306 --> 00:50:06,600 You wanted to complain about something... 272 00:50:07,643 --> 00:50:08,685 Oliver? 273 00:50:09,561 --> 00:50:10,687 What? 274 00:50:10,854 --> 00:50:11,938 No. 275 00:50:12,689 --> 00:50:13,857 No, no, no... 276 00:50:14,441 --> 00:50:17,629 I think it's awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. 277 00:50:17,653 --> 00:50:19,446 You know what I mean? 278 00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:23,742 I'm actually... 279 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,411 quite handy. 280 00:50:25,577 --> 00:50:26,870 If you ever need... 281 00:50:28,122 --> 00:50:30,832 need me to be of aid in any way. 282 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:33,210 I got a sack of tools, and... 283 00:50:34,295 --> 00:50:36,005 I got a big hammer. 284 00:50:38,424 --> 00:50:39,925 You know what I mean. 285 00:50:41,718 --> 00:50:44,221 Anyways, I live right here. 286 00:50:44,388 --> 00:50:46,057 So you know where to find me. 287 00:50:46,223 --> 00:50:47,474 Anytime. 288 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:49,393 Day or night. 289 00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:50,852 Later. 290 00:52:46,135 --> 00:52:47,386 Hi everybody. 291 00:52:47,553 --> 00:52:48,929 I'm Sue. 292 00:52:49,096 --> 00:52:50,181 And it's time 293 00:52:50,347 --> 00:52:51,348 to pump it up! 294 00:52:51,598 --> 00:52:53,225 Are you ready? Let's go. 295 00:54:22,773 --> 00:54:25,067 Thank you so much, everybody. 296 00:54:25,526 --> 00:54:26,568 I'll see you next week. 297 00:54:28,029 --> 00:54:29,113 Oh... 298 00:54:30,406 --> 00:54:32,158 And in the meantime... 299 00:54:33,117 --> 00:54:34,994 take care of yourself. 300 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:42,334 Where is she? 301 00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:45,504 There she is! 302 00:54:46,922 --> 00:54:48,882 Wonderful, wonderful. 303 00:54:49,383 --> 00:54:51,635 That's what I'm talking about! 304 00:56:07,586 --> 00:56:10,881 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 305 00:56:17,013 --> 00:56:18,555 Don't eat too fast. 306 00:56:35,322 --> 00:56:36,698 Let's go! 307 00:58:31,313 --> 00:58:32,481 Are you alright? 308 00:58:36,777 --> 00:58:38,404 Yes, I'll be right back. 309 00:59:14,898 --> 00:59:15,899 Are you alright? 310 01:00:01,988 --> 01:00:03,256 What did you do? 311 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,741 You seem even more beautiful than before. 312 01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:41,188 Yes? 313 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,856 Yes, hi. 314 01:02:43,357 --> 01:02:45,692 This is Elisabeth Sparkle. 315 01:02:51,365 --> 01:02:53,034 I'm 503. 316 01:02:53,784 --> 01:02:54,868 Yes. 317 01:02:55,786 --> 01:02:56,828 Yes, hi. 318 01:02:58,039 --> 01:02:59,706 There's been a slight 319 01:02:59,873 --> 01:03:01,750 misuse of the Substance. 320 01:03:02,501 --> 01:03:06,880 A few extra hours were accidentally 321 01:03:07,339 --> 01:03:08,424 used. 322 01:03:08,715 --> 01:03:10,092 Causing um... 323 01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:13,095 an alteration. 324 01:03:14,221 --> 01:03:16,682 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 325 01:03:16,848 --> 01:03:20,769 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 326 01:03:20,936 --> 01:03:22,813 There's no going back. 327 01:03:28,485 --> 01:03:29,528 No... 328 01:03:30,362 --> 01:03:32,323 I don't know what she was thinking. 329 01:03:32,573 --> 01:03:34,825 And obviously she was drunk. 330 01:03:35,076 --> 01:03:37,578 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 331 01:03:37,744 --> 01:03:39,080 You are one. 332 01:03:39,246 --> 01:03:40,414 Respect the balance. 333 01:03:40,581 --> 01:03:43,084 And you won't have any more inconveniences. 334 01:05:21,348 --> 01:05:22,599 Sue! 335 01:05:23,225 --> 01:05:24,310 Sue? 336 01:05:25,061 --> 01:05:26,937 I just saw you on TV. 337 01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,023 Holy moly! 338 01:05:30,316 --> 01:05:32,318 Makes me wanna join your class. 339 01:05:32,693 --> 01:05:34,695 You don't give private lessons, do you? 340 01:05:37,114 --> 01:05:38,157 Hey, um... 341 01:05:39,366 --> 01:05:41,994 What about a drink at my place tonight? 342 01:05:44,121 --> 01:05:45,914 Come on, don't be shy. 343 01:05:46,165 --> 01:05:48,875 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 344 01:05:52,171 --> 01:05:53,255 Alright. 345 01:05:53,422 --> 01:05:54,756 Take your time. 346 01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:56,258 But it's a date. 347 01:05:57,176 --> 01:05:58,594 You know, pump it up 348 01:05:58,802 --> 01:06:00,762 You've got to pump it up 349 01:06:01,097 --> 01:06:02,764 You know, pump it up 350 01:06:03,099 --> 01:06:04,976 You've got to pump it up 351 01:07:29,185 --> 01:07:30,352 What can I get you? 352 01:07:34,523 --> 01:07:35,774 Mocha latte. 353 01:07:44,283 --> 01:07:46,702 It's long, isn't it? 354 01:07:48,454 --> 01:07:49,746 Excuse me? 355 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,461 Seven days. 356 01:08:25,282 --> 01:08:27,534 Did you follow me here? 357 01:08:28,535 --> 01:08:30,079 I was just curious 358 01:08:30,454 --> 01:08:32,706 to find out how things were going for you. 359 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,710 Each time, you feel a little more... 360 01:08:37,336 --> 01:08:38,379 lonely. 361 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,422 Don't you think? 362 01:08:42,008 --> 01:08:44,093 I don't know what you're talking about. 363 01:08:45,594 --> 01:08:47,013 I'm fine. 364 01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:49,765 Everything's fine. 365 01:08:49,974 --> 01:08:51,892 It gets harder each time 366 01:08:52,643 --> 01:08:54,311 to remember that you 367 01:08:54,811 --> 01:08:56,063 still deserve 368 01:08:56,313 --> 01:08:57,773 to exist! 369 01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:02,444 That this part of yourself 370 01:09:02,819 --> 01:09:05,072 is still worth something, 371 01:09:05,197 --> 01:09:06,740 that you 372 01:09:07,366 --> 01:09:09,576 still matter! 373 01:09:14,123 --> 01:09:16,208 Has she started yet? 374 01:09:17,543 --> 01:09:20,254 Eating away at you? 375 01:09:37,438 --> 01:09:38,480 Fuck! 376 01:09:38,647 --> 01:09:39,898 Watch out! 377 01:09:48,490 --> 01:09:49,533 What? 378 01:10:00,211 --> 01:10:01,253 Hey! 379 01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:02,421 Move! 380 01:10:33,285 --> 01:10:36,663 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 381 01:10:46,382 --> 01:10:47,484 Hello? 382 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:49,260 Hi, Fred. 383 01:10:49,426 --> 01:10:50,677 It's Lizzie. 384 01:10:53,847 --> 01:10:54,931 Hello? 385 01:10:55,432 --> 01:10:57,309 Sorry, I'm in shock. 386 01:10:58,435 --> 01:11:00,521 Wow, wow, wow! 387 01:11:00,812 --> 01:11:03,541 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 388 01:11:03,565 --> 01:11:05,109 Oh gosh, no, not at all. 389 01:11:05,276 --> 01:11:06,735 I've just, I've just... 390 01:11:06,902 --> 01:11:08,945 I've just been really busy lately. 391 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,447 So listen, 392 01:11:10,739 --> 01:11:13,034 I was thinking that... 393 01:11:14,826 --> 01:11:18,247 maybe we could get together and grab a drink? 394 01:11:23,585 --> 01:11:24,878 Are you still there? 395 01:11:25,421 --> 01:11:28,215 Sorry, I'm in shock again. 396 01:11:30,759 --> 01:11:33,512 I could book Luigi's at 8? 397 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:36,324 Eight at Luigi's it is. 398 01:11:36,348 --> 01:11:37,933 I... 399 01:11:38,225 --> 01:11:40,227 I will see you tonight. 400 01:11:41,270 --> 01:11:44,148 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 401 01:16:37,691 --> 01:16:40,319 And we're back! And welcome back to... 402 01:16:40,611 --> 01:16:42,488 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 403 01:16:48,327 --> 01:16:49,745 Hi everybody! 404 01:16:50,829 --> 01:16:53,249 Okay, here we go everyone, clear the set, please. 405 01:16:53,415 --> 01:16:55,060 First positions, thank you. 406 01:16:55,084 --> 01:16:56,418 Roll cameras. 407 01:16:56,585 --> 01:16:57,711 And in 408 01:16:57,878 --> 01:16:59,088 Three, two... 409 01:16:59,796 --> 01:17:00,797 one... 410 01:17:03,467 --> 01:17:05,802 And squat, squat, squat. 411 01:17:07,388 --> 01:17:08,805 Circle those hips. 412 01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:10,599 Circle those hips. 413 01:17:11,142 --> 01:17:13,519 Contract, contract, contract. 414 01:17:13,935 --> 01:17:16,647 Contract, contract, contract. 415 01:17:16,813 --> 01:17:18,607 Head between your legs! 416 01:17:24,655 --> 01:17:25,781 Cut! 417 01:17:29,535 --> 01:17:30,786 I'm sorry, I thought I... 418 01:17:32,163 --> 01:17:34,040 I thought I... 419 01:17:34,956 --> 01:17:36,625 I just got distracted. 420 01:17:37,209 --> 01:17:38,889 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 421 01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:40,629 Back to one, please. 422 01:17:43,549 --> 01:17:45,176 Sorry, it's the control room now. 423 01:17:45,301 --> 01:17:47,636 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 424 01:17:47,803 --> 01:17:49,430 Bring up the replay on camera 2. 425 01:17:49,596 --> 01:17:50,722 Camera 2! 426 01:18:01,733 --> 01:18:02,818 Forward. 427 01:18:08,824 --> 01:18:09,950 Can I have my dressing gown? 428 01:18:10,284 --> 01:18:12,804 - Sorry, it's in your dressing room. - Well then, go and get it! 429 01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:14,871 Let's just take this frame by frame. 430 01:18:29,386 --> 01:18:30,429 I need five minutes. 431 01:20:29,631 --> 01:20:31,758 - Yes? - This balance is not working! 432 01:20:32,051 --> 01:20:34,154 I barely have any time to enjoy myself. 433 01:20:34,178 --> 01:20:37,115 While she wastes seven days, 434 01:20:37,139 --> 01:20:38,951 stuffing her face in front of the TV! 435 01:20:38,975 --> 01:20:41,060 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 436 01:20:41,185 --> 01:20:42,228 You are... 437 01:20:44,063 --> 01:20:46,523 Hello everybody... 438 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:52,821 What's happening? Where is everybody? 439 01:20:52,946 --> 01:20:54,490 The taping's been cancelled. 440 01:20:55,532 --> 01:20:56,533 What? Why? 441 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:57,701 Sue. 442 01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:00,412 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 443 01:21:01,247 --> 01:21:02,289 Okay. 444 01:21:02,539 --> 01:21:03,558 I'll go change... 445 01:21:03,582 --> 01:21:05,209 No, he said "Now". 446 01:21:22,684 --> 01:21:24,478 I'll get right to the point. 447 01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:27,606 We can't keep you on the morning show. 448 01:21:28,857 --> 01:21:31,068 But why? I just started. 449 01:21:31,860 --> 01:21:34,071 Ratings are through the roof. 450 01:21:34,905 --> 01:21:37,033 We started at 42. 451 01:21:37,533 --> 01:21:38,867 Now we're up to, like... 452 01:21:39,785 --> 01:21:40,869 216. 453 01:21:41,037 --> 01:21:43,330 It's phenomenal! 454 01:21:44,581 --> 01:21:45,957 People love you! 455 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,169 They adore you! 456 01:21:48,294 --> 01:21:49,920 They want more and more 457 01:21:50,087 --> 01:21:51,380 and more of you. 458 01:21:51,547 --> 01:21:53,299 That is why we have decided 459 01:21:54,091 --> 01:21:56,218 that we want you to host 460 01:21:57,178 --> 01:21:59,180 the New Year's Eve show. 461 01:21:59,805 --> 01:22:01,158 You mean the... 462 01:22:01,182 --> 01:22:04,310 The network's biggest show. 50 million viewers. 463 01:22:04,476 --> 01:22:05,644 Live. 464 01:22:05,811 --> 01:22:07,980 You can't go higher than that! 465 01:22:10,232 --> 01:22:11,317 Now, it's gonna be intense. 466 01:22:11,608 --> 01:22:14,153 We only have a few months to pull it off, so... 467 01:22:14,528 --> 01:22:16,447 Are you in? 468 01:22:27,499 --> 01:22:29,477 If you don't open the door when opportunity knocks 469 01:22:29,501 --> 01:22:30,919 you won't get another chance. 470 01:22:32,546 --> 01:22:34,298 You of all people know this. 471 01:22:47,103 --> 01:22:49,081 Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off 472 01:22:49,105 --> 01:22:50,522 we can switch. 473 01:23:08,290 --> 01:23:09,750 We're doing the cover of Vogue! 474 01:23:11,293 --> 01:23:12,544 Just one more day, okay? 475 01:23:49,081 --> 01:23:51,250 No... 476 01:24:20,779 --> 01:24:21,780 Yes? 477 01:24:21,905 --> 01:24:23,865 She didn't respect the balance! 478 01:24:24,533 --> 01:24:27,161 She's stealing more and more time from me. 479 01:24:27,328 --> 01:24:31,082 Completely without consideration to the consequences. 480 01:24:31,248 --> 01:24:32,809 She's a selfish bitch! 481 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:33,917 Would you like to stop? 482 01:24:36,962 --> 01:24:38,047 Stop? 483 01:24:38,172 --> 01:24:39,506 You are the matrix. 484 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:43,094 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience 485 01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:46,138 and go back to being just you, on your own. 486 01:24:46,305 --> 01:24:47,348 Would you like to stop? 487 01:24:50,476 --> 01:24:52,936 Will it go back to the way it was before? 488 01:24:53,062 --> 01:24:55,272 What has been transferred won't come back. 489 01:24:55,439 --> 01:24:57,774 But you can stop the experience as of now. 490 01:24:57,941 --> 01:24:59,276 Would you like to stop? 491 01:24:59,443 --> 01:25:02,196 To go back to being just you, on your own? 492 01:25:05,074 --> 01:25:06,158 No. 493 01:25:08,744 --> 01:25:09,911 No, no, no... 494 01:25:10,204 --> 01:25:11,580 I can't stop. 495 01:25:12,748 --> 01:25:13,749 She... 496 01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:16,835 I... 497 01:25:22,466 --> 01:25:24,551 The balance just needs to be respected. 498 01:25:24,718 --> 01:25:26,053 So respect it. 499 01:25:29,056 --> 01:25:30,349 Just stop it. Stop it. 500 01:25:30,682 --> 01:25:32,476 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 501 01:25:41,485 --> 01:25:43,988 Bob, you are the winner! 502 01:25:44,113 --> 01:25:46,948 So Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000. 503 01:25:47,324 --> 01:25:50,369 Now you have one final chance to answer a single question 504 01:25:50,702 --> 01:25:54,956 in our big question round and play for $250,000! 505 01:25:58,460 --> 01:26:00,212 Now, you'll have just 45 seconds... 506 01:26:59,646 --> 01:27:01,940 Just a little something to keep you busy. 507 01:27:14,745 --> 01:27:16,163 Fuck... 508 01:27:42,689 --> 01:27:45,067 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 509 01:27:45,526 --> 01:27:46,735 The superstar 510 01:27:46,902 --> 01:27:49,071 of the moment, Sue! 511 01:27:49,238 --> 01:27:51,157 Are you ready? Let's welcome her! 512 01:27:51,323 --> 01:27:52,491 Sue! 513 01:27:54,285 --> 01:27:59,248 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado! 514 01:27:59,415 --> 01:28:01,125 I don't think anybody 515 01:28:01,292 --> 01:28:02,876 was really prepared for this whirlwind. 516 01:28:10,217 --> 01:28:13,446 It all started with the morning show. 517 01:28:13,470 --> 01:28:14,888 And rumor has it, 518 01:28:15,056 --> 01:28:18,475 that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 519 01:28:20,394 --> 01:28:21,520 Ah, wait... 520 01:28:21,728 --> 01:28:22,813 just a moment. 521 01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:25,149 I'm being told you are going to host 522 01:28:25,316 --> 01:28:27,943 the New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this? 523 01:28:28,527 --> 01:28:29,528 Yes, that's right. 524 01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:31,155 Yes, that's right. 525 01:28:33,865 --> 01:28:36,743 Oh my God! That is huge news! 526 01:28:39,621 --> 01:28:41,123 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 527 01:28:41,290 --> 01:28:43,750 Where are you from, how did you get discovered? 528 01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:47,171 I want, we want to know everything. 529 01:28:50,007 --> 01:28:51,383 Well, I mean... 530 01:28:51,967 --> 01:28:54,303 there's really not very much to tell. 531 01:28:54,803 --> 01:28:56,114 I'm just a girl 532 01:28:56,138 --> 01:28:59,891 from a very small town in Indiana. 533 01:29:00,101 --> 01:29:01,852 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 534 01:29:02,103 --> 01:29:04,039 In fact, it's not even a town. 535 01:29:04,063 --> 01:29:07,191 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. It's... 536 01:29:08,067 --> 01:29:09,943 a farm, perhaps? 537 01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:18,327 But, ever since I can remember, 538 01:29:18,494 --> 01:29:20,204 it has always been my dream 539 01:29:20,371 --> 01:29:21,580 to be on the screen. 540 01:29:22,164 --> 01:29:24,291 This is my dream. 541 01:29:24,458 --> 01:29:26,377 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 542 01:29:27,336 --> 01:29:28,670 Your family. 543 01:29:28,837 --> 01:29:29,921 How sweet. 544 01:29:32,841 --> 01:29:33,884 So... 545 01:29:34,176 --> 01:29:36,428 everyone is aware 546 01:29:36,595 --> 01:29:38,055 that you replaced 547 01:29:38,430 --> 01:29:39,765 Elisabeth Sparkle. 548 01:29:40,932 --> 01:29:44,037 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 549 01:29:44,061 --> 01:29:45,705 you turned up the volume, 550 01:29:45,729 --> 01:29:47,939 and you rocked their world. 551 01:29:48,232 --> 01:29:49,858 Were you a fan of her show? 552 01:29:56,323 --> 01:29:57,491 Well... 553 01:29:58,742 --> 01:30:00,452 Well, I can't... 554 01:30:00,827 --> 01:30:03,497 I can't really say that I actually watched 555 01:30:03,664 --> 01:30:04,665 her show. 556 01:30:05,291 --> 01:30:08,835 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 557 01:30:09,836 --> 01:30:11,380 And you have to admit 558 01:30:11,547 --> 01:30:12,881 it was a bit old-fashioned. 559 01:30:15,926 --> 01:30:17,344 Jurassic Fitness, really. 560 01:30:18,262 --> 01:30:19,721 Jurassic Fitness? 561 01:30:19,888 --> 01:30:21,057 It needed a change. 562 01:30:23,350 --> 01:30:24,726 I'll fucking show you. 563 01:30:26,020 --> 01:30:27,980 You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? 564 01:30:31,275 --> 01:30:32,401 You want it? 565 01:30:33,319 --> 01:30:34,320 Come on, 566 01:30:34,445 --> 01:30:36,905 come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 567 01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:47,874 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 568 01:30:50,086 --> 01:30:51,920 So every morning, 569 01:30:52,463 --> 01:30:53,464 rain or shine, 570 01:30:54,715 --> 01:30:56,675 Sparkle Your Life was on TV. 571 01:30:56,925 --> 01:30:58,927 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 572 01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:00,804 Whether I liked it or not. 573 01:31:02,014 --> 01:31:04,725 I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection. 574 01:31:04,976 --> 01:31:06,602 "Some sort of connection." 575 01:31:06,768 --> 01:31:07,979 You wouldn't exist 576 01:31:08,229 --> 01:31:09,313 without me. 577 01:31:20,741 --> 01:31:22,594 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 578 01:31:22,618 --> 01:31:25,037 for our final question. 579 01:31:25,204 --> 01:31:26,974 The question that we ask 580 01:31:26,998 --> 01:31:31,168 each and every one of our guests. 581 01:31:31,793 --> 01:31:35,107 Would you share one of your little 582 01:31:35,131 --> 01:31:36,507 beauty secrets with us? 583 01:31:38,300 --> 01:31:40,011 Just one little trick of yours 584 01:31:40,177 --> 01:31:43,573 that helps you look so incredibly stunning, I mean, look at you. 585 01:31:43,597 --> 01:31:45,349 - I don't know... - Say it! 586 01:31:46,350 --> 01:31:47,726 Say it! 587 01:31:48,769 --> 01:31:50,312 - Let me think. - Say it. 588 01:31:50,437 --> 01:31:52,731 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 589 01:31:52,898 --> 01:31:53,898 I guess... 590 01:31:53,940 --> 01:31:56,110 Why don't we just show them right here? 591 01:31:56,277 --> 01:31:57,778 Here's your little beauty secret. 592 01:31:57,903 --> 01:31:59,571 I guess I just try to be myself. 593 01:31:59,738 --> 01:32:00,739 To be sincere 594 01:32:00,906 --> 01:32:03,034 and grateful for all that I have. 595 01:32:03,784 --> 01:32:05,702 And to always remember to lead with my heart. 596 01:32:06,537 --> 01:32:08,580 America's sweetheart. 597 01:32:18,465 --> 01:32:20,092 "I just... 598 01:32:21,010 --> 01:32:22,553 I try to be myself." 599 01:32:24,138 --> 01:32:25,306 Stop it! 600 01:32:26,390 --> 01:32:27,849 Stop it. 601 01:32:28,059 --> 01:32:29,768 You're taking it from me. 602 01:32:29,935 --> 01:32:32,104 That's your little secret. 603 01:32:32,271 --> 01:32:33,814 Stop it! 604 01:32:34,106 --> 01:32:36,817 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 605 01:32:48,287 --> 01:32:49,746 You have to... 606 01:32:49,913 --> 01:32:53,000 control yourself! 607 01:33:12,686 --> 01:33:14,521 I can't go back inside her. 608 01:33:22,654 --> 01:33:24,115 Gross, old, 609 01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:25,491 fat, 610 01:33:26,283 --> 01:33:27,326 disgusting! 611 01:34:47,948 --> 01:34:49,325 Coming to bed? 612 01:34:50,034 --> 01:34:51,035 Yes. 613 01:34:51,827 --> 01:34:53,120 I'll be right there. 614 01:35:58,227 --> 01:35:59,537 - Yes? - Hi! 615 01:35:59,561 --> 01:36:01,397 Hi, this is an emergency. 616 01:36:01,563 --> 01:36:03,482 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 617 01:36:05,609 --> 01:36:06,777 Hello? 618 01:36:08,029 --> 01:36:09,613 It's fucking 503. 619 01:36:09,738 --> 01:36:10,781 Yes. 620 01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:14,368 I'm telling you, this is urgent. There's no more stabilizer fluid. 621 01:36:14,535 --> 01:36:16,412 It means you've reached the end. 622 01:36:18,830 --> 01:36:19,999 What do you mean, the end? 623 01:36:20,291 --> 01:36:21,667 You've drained it all out. 624 01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:22,852 If you want more, 625 01:36:22,876 --> 01:36:24,795 you must let the fluid regenerate. 626 01:36:25,587 --> 01:36:26,939 Tell me how to do it, 627 01:36:26,963 --> 01:36:29,258 I need to stabilize myself right now. 628 01:36:29,633 --> 01:36:31,260 You simply have to switch. 629 01:36:33,971 --> 01:36:35,240 Excuse me? 630 01:36:35,264 --> 01:36:37,975 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 631 01:36:38,142 --> 01:36:40,578 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 632 01:36:40,602 --> 01:36:42,604 No, no, no. 633 01:36:42,896 --> 01:36:44,315 I can't switch, I can't. 634 01:36:44,856 --> 01:36:46,400 Especially not now. 635 01:36:46,525 --> 01:36:48,319 There is no other option. 636 01:37:14,971 --> 01:37:16,097 Sue? 637 01:37:28,359 --> 01:37:29,526 Babe? 638 01:37:32,613 --> 01:37:33,655 Sue? 639 01:37:34,198 --> 01:37:35,324 You alright? 640 01:37:41,205 --> 01:37:42,539 Stressed out about tomorrow? 641 01:38:03,019 --> 01:38:05,021 Sue? Is something wrong? 642 01:38:10,026 --> 01:38:12,403 You a little cranky because of your lady business? 643 01:38:17,158 --> 01:38:18,200 Sue, open the door. 644 01:38:19,451 --> 01:38:20,702 Come on, Sue. 645 01:38:21,287 --> 01:38:23,164 It's not funny, I need to take a piss. 646 01:38:24,415 --> 01:38:25,749 Sue, open the door. 647 01:38:26,667 --> 01:38:28,377 Open the door, Sue. Come on. 648 01:38:29,795 --> 01:38:31,047 Babe. 649 01:38:33,965 --> 01:38:35,259 Open the door. 650 01:38:47,146 --> 01:38:48,230 Sue... 651 01:38:55,904 --> 01:38:57,239 Open the door! 652 01:38:58,157 --> 01:38:59,450 Get out! 653 01:39:00,076 --> 01:39:01,410 What the fuck? 654 01:39:02,369 --> 01:39:04,246 Get the fuck out! 655 01:39:04,580 --> 01:39:06,707 Who's this? Who the fuck is this? 656 01:39:06,832 --> 01:39:08,125 And leave me alone! 657 01:39:17,051 --> 01:39:18,885 What the fuck! 658 01:40:12,231 --> 01:40:13,274 Yes? 659 01:40:14,025 --> 01:40:15,067 I... 660 01:40:16,068 --> 01:40:17,987 It's 503, 661 01:40:19,113 --> 01:40:20,781 and I want to stop. 662 01:40:20,947 --> 01:40:24,243 Are you sure? Once you stop, you can't go back. 663 01:40:24,410 --> 01:40:25,995 I wanna stop! 664 01:40:26,162 --> 01:40:28,372 I wanna fucking stop. 665 01:40:28,747 --> 01:40:30,582 I wanna stop! 666 01:40:31,125 --> 01:40:32,251 We'll deliver. 667 01:41:19,298 --> 01:41:20,317 Sue? I... 668 01:41:20,341 --> 01:41:21,550 Fuck off! 669 01:42:42,131 --> 01:42:43,215 Are you sure? 670 01:42:45,676 --> 01:42:48,137 Once you stop, you can't go back. 671 01:42:48,470 --> 01:42:51,098 You will simply remain on your own. 672 01:42:51,807 --> 01:42:54,143 Just on your own. 673 01:42:55,894 --> 01:42:58,040 Just on your own. 674 01:42:58,064 --> 01:42:59,249 On your own... 675 01:42:59,273 --> 01:43:00,316 Shut the fuck up! 676 01:43:00,566 --> 01:43:01,942 On your... 677 01:43:50,491 --> 01:43:51,801 Elisabeth! 678 01:43:51,825 --> 01:43:53,035 We love you! 679 01:43:55,454 --> 01:43:56,848 Over here! 680 01:43:56,872 --> 01:43:58,582 We love you! 681 01:44:03,337 --> 01:44:04,630 I can't. 682 01:44:06,007 --> 01:44:07,049 I can't. 683 01:44:07,591 --> 01:44:09,385 I can't do this. 684 01:44:12,388 --> 01:44:13,889 I need you. 685 01:44:14,473 --> 01:44:15,641 Cause... 686 01:44:15,807 --> 01:44:17,643 I hate myself. 687 01:44:20,479 --> 01:44:22,273 You gotta... 688 01:44:22,523 --> 01:44:23,899 you gotta get ready, 689 01:44:24,066 --> 01:44:25,567 it's our big, it's our big night. 690 01:44:27,528 --> 01:44:29,946 Come on, they're gonna love you so much. 691 01:44:31,157 --> 01:44:32,199 Come on. 692 01:44:33,409 --> 01:44:34,410 Come on. 693 01:44:34,535 --> 01:44:35,702 One, two... 694 01:44:36,203 --> 01:44:37,430 you're the only lovable part of me, 695 01:44:37,454 --> 01:44:39,206 you have to come back. 696 01:44:39,373 --> 01:44:40,457 You have to come back! 697 01:44:40,791 --> 01:44:41,833 Come back... 698 01:45:05,566 --> 01:45:06,567 Come on. 699 01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:09,403 Come on. 700 01:45:15,951 --> 01:45:16,952 Come on! 701 01:51:20,024 --> 01:51:21,984 Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair... 702 01:51:22,109 --> 01:51:23,836 And then we gotta get you to the fitting room, into your dress. 703 01:51:23,860 --> 01:51:26,673 After that we have one final test on stage for lighting and sound. 704 01:51:26,697 --> 01:51:28,175 We have a bit of downtime before the show starts. 705 01:51:28,199 --> 01:51:29,450 You got it? 706 01:51:29,616 --> 01:51:30,659 Okay, let's go. 707 01:51:30,784 --> 01:51:31,785 Come on. 708 01:51:38,584 --> 01:51:39,626 The dress. 709 01:51:40,252 --> 01:51:41,628 Wonderful! 710 01:51:42,129 --> 01:51:43,172 Perfect! 711 01:51:51,138 --> 01:51:52,639 And here you go... 712 01:52:00,397 --> 01:52:01,398 Good. 713 01:52:01,898 --> 01:52:03,025 Can we get the dance light? 714 01:52:08,197 --> 01:52:10,032 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 715 01:53:36,202 --> 01:53:39,205 Sue. They need to see you on stage to set the lights. 716 01:53:41,290 --> 01:53:42,374 Huh? 717 01:54:03,229 --> 01:54:04,730 Have you ever dreamt 718 01:54:05,814 --> 01:54:08,192 of a better version of yourself? 719 01:54:09,276 --> 01:54:10,486 More beautiful, 720 01:54:10,944 --> 01:54:12,363 more perfect... 721 01:54:12,529 --> 01:54:13,530 Sue? 722 01:54:15,366 --> 01:54:16,950 Yes, let me meet you there. 723 01:54:17,118 --> 01:54:18,995 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 724 01:54:35,761 --> 01:54:36,803 Sue. 725 01:54:40,182 --> 01:54:42,577 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 726 01:54:42,601 --> 01:54:45,896 They have been dying to meet you. 727 01:54:49,358 --> 01:54:50,734 Is everything... 728 01:54:51,986 --> 01:54:53,320 okay? 729 01:54:58,034 --> 01:54:59,285 So, smile! 730 01:55:07,251 --> 01:55:09,420 It's what we want tonight! 731 01:55:10,379 --> 01:55:13,965 Pretty girls should always smile. 732 01:55:16,010 --> 01:55:17,053 Girls, come on. 733 01:55:17,261 --> 01:55:18,637 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 734 01:55:20,681 --> 01:55:21,932 Come on, we gotta go. 735 01:55:24,435 --> 01:55:26,520 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 736 01:55:26,687 --> 01:55:27,938 Go, go, go! 737 01:55:28,105 --> 01:55:30,399 Feathers! Feathers! Feathers! 738 01:56:22,284 --> 01:56:23,702 Hey, ready for tonight? 739 01:57:13,585 --> 01:57:15,379 I need a better version of myself. 740 01:57:15,546 --> 01:57:18,299 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 741 01:57:24,180 --> 01:57:25,681 Please! 742 01:57:27,391 --> 01:57:29,143 Come on! 743 01:59:23,465 --> 01:59:27,469 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 744 01:59:29,305 --> 01:59:30,472 Please say your name, 745 01:59:30,639 --> 01:59:32,141 age, measurements. 746 01:59:35,477 --> 01:59:36,770 I'm... 747 01:59:42,943 --> 01:59:44,320 I'm... 748 02:02:29,151 --> 02:02:30,212 Pretty girls 749 02:02:30,236 --> 02:02:32,946 should always smile. 750 02:03:07,814 --> 02:03:11,068 At last, we were starting to worry. Hurry up, you're up in five. 751 02:03:29,795 --> 02:03:32,089 There she is, so beautiful. 752 02:03:33,174 --> 02:03:34,508 We love you! 753 02:03:36,177 --> 02:03:37,695 This is where you belong, 754 02:03:37,719 --> 02:03:39,305 and you'll always belong here. 755 02:03:39,471 --> 02:03:40,764 We can't do it without you. 756 02:03:40,931 --> 02:03:42,349 We could never do it without you. 757 02:03:43,267 --> 02:03:44,935 You're irreplaceable. 758 02:04:13,214 --> 02:04:15,299 Girls, come on, let's go. What are we waiting for? 759 02:04:15,466 --> 02:04:16,526 Alright, come on, everybody. 760 02:04:16,550 --> 02:04:17,843 Let's go, let's go. 761 02:04:21,597 --> 02:04:24,058 You will not be disappointed. 762 02:04:24,850 --> 02:04:26,768 She's my most beautiful creation. 763 02:04:26,935 --> 02:04:29,355 I have shaped her for success. 764 02:06:22,176 --> 02:06:24,529 I'm so happy 765 02:06:24,553 --> 02:06:27,306 to be with you tonight. 766 02:06:30,184 --> 02:06:33,354 I've missed you all 767 02:06:33,479 --> 02:06:35,982 so much! 768 02:07:36,417 --> 02:07:37,959 The monster! 769 02:07:46,177 --> 02:07:47,594 Shoot the monster! 770 02:07:49,055 --> 02:07:50,056 It's a freak! 771 02:07:50,347 --> 02:07:51,390 No! 772 02:07:51,515 --> 02:07:53,725 Shoot the monster! 773 02:07:55,686 --> 02:07:56,770 Monster! 774 02:08:08,490 --> 02:08:09,533 Freak! 775 02:08:11,827 --> 02:08:13,954 You freak! 776 02:08:16,832 --> 02:08:18,625 Monster! 777 02:08:21,920 --> 02:08:23,047 Freak! 778 02:08:24,631 --> 02:08:26,300 Monster! 779 02:08:29,720 --> 02:08:31,138 It's me! 780 02:08:33,057 --> 02:08:34,641 Just me. 781 02:09:40,041 --> 02:09:42,519 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 782 02:09:42,543 --> 02:09:44,461 instead of that nose. 783 02:09:47,381 --> 02:09:48,382 Next! 784 02:09:54,471 --> 02:09:57,766 Pretty girls should always smile. 785 02:10:03,064 --> 02:10:05,566 At 50 it stops. 786 02:13:06,955 --> 02:13:08,249 So beautiful! 787 02:13:09,166 --> 02:13:10,376 We love you! 788 02:13:13,170 --> 02:13:15,131 You're irreplaceable!