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Here,
let me give you a hand.

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ORCHESTRAL MUSIC

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GROANS
There we go.

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Gerry!

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Stop that pelican squawking

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or I'll throw a typewriter
on its head!

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Mother? Stop Larry squawking.

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Come, shoo!
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC

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So I said
to him, "You're very sweet,

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"but you look about 14
and only come up to my chest."

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Someone bang the exciting new gong!

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Quick, put this on.
You must be joking.

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It's the big moment!

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GONG

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GONG, GONG

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SHEEP BAAS

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LUGARETZIA SPEAKS IN GREEK

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What's she saying? Too many bloody
foreigners in the house.

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We are not foreign, Lugaretzia.

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You are foreign.
I'm certainly not foreign.

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Cometh the cocktail hour,
cometh the man.

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Have you gonged
the exciting new gong?

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Yes, I did.

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Because the builders
have finally left

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and the penthouse floor is ready.

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So, now we are up and running
as a high-grade guesthouse,

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I will have to charge all my lodgers

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the full weekly rent of 80 drachma.

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Larry!

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Can we be your girlfriends
and move into your room?

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Oh, all right.

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BOTH GIGGLE

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Well, I think it's thrilling.

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Guests, a venture to be proud of

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and a chance to heal
the sadnesses of the past.

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Will you please stop growing!

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Bacon, known locally as noumboulo.

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Eggs and vegetables from the garden.
And orange juice,

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enlivened with kumquat.
Thank you.

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Now that I'm paying the full ticket,

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a chaser of porridge
would slide down very nicely.

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But of course.

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You will explode.

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It's a risk I'm happy to take.

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Good morning, Spiro.

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Mrs Durrells.

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The postman
asked me to take this to you

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because he couldn't be bothered.

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Thank you.

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It's either
Margo's fashion magazines

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or Leslie's gun ones.

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Pretty or dead
seems to be the choice.

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It's strange not seeing you since...

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Yes. How are your children?

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Ah... Noisy?

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And your wife?

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Pleased to be back, I think.

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SHUTTERS OPEN

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Oh, wonderful to see you, Spiro!

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SHEEP BAAS
Oh, congratulations.

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Thank you, yes.
It's going very well.

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I hear you're running
a boardy house?

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A boarding house.
Yes, well, starting.

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We only have one paying guest,
Basil.

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If you hear of any lodgers,

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especially rich or barmy,
do send them our way.

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That won't be necessary.

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So, goodbye.

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Goodbye.

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BANG
Aw...

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You need to be friends with Spiro
again.

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Can't.
Look where that got me.

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Months of snivelling.
I know, but apart from missing him,

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we're all really tired
of having to walk everywhere.

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I am working hard
and I'm not thinking about Spiro.

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Don't mention him again.
BANG

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You know,
Les and I both have emotional scars.

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He's obviously healing his
by reverting to his more basic self.

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BANG
I saw Daphne in town with her baby.

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Oh, poor Les.

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BANG
Yes!

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You effing beauty!

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Not that he was ready
to be a father.

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Gerry... Here.

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It's all right, I'll go in
and polish the exciting new gong.

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Here.

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Now, she followed me.
Followed you home, yes, yes.

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Oh, he's gorgeous!

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He's a barn owl.

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Roger can't get over the fact
that he can swivel his head

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all the way around.

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Stop talking, please!
I need to write.

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Well, do it in your room.
Impossible.

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The girls are up there snoring...
and farting.

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It's a dancer thing.

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They love to express themselves
with their bodies.

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You won't let him get in the way
of any of the guests, will you?

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The guest.
England's worst solicitor.

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So bad
that he's been sent on holiday.

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There'll be more.
Well, they better be animal lovers.

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Because I'm going ahead with my plan
for a proper zoo here.

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A complete animal experience

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with a breeding programme,
wildlife in area enclosures

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and is now a mascot.
Ulysses the owl.

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Who embodies the wisdom
of the animal kingdom.

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Theo, where do you stand
on nipped in waist dresses?

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It's a massive issue.

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I need to read up about it
before I comment.

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Life's moving on.
I feel I need new challenge.

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SIGHS

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Be very careful what you say.

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Who did your dreadful hair?

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Oh, I like its boldness.
I didn't want bold.

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I wanted soft and attractive.
Who did it?

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Mrs Lekhas.
I think she was trained by clowns.

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The others are even worse.

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That's a worrying face.

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Can I have a few days off?

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GREEK GREETING

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Customer?

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Welcome!

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I hope you don't mind stairs.

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Now, this is newly appointed
and rather swish.

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I like to be by the sea.

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How long are you thinking
of residing?

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Perhaps a week? I will pay you now.

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Oh, you're not going to haggle?
Are you sure you're Greek?

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In return, I am writing a book so I
need to be left in peace, please.

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Oh, of course.
My son, Lawrence, is a novelist.

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Ah.
Don't read his books.

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He's become very smutty.
All rather awkward.

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And yet, you are very proud?
Yes. Yes, I am.

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Nobody wants a child
who is like them.

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That is like
giving more bread to the baker.

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I think we are going to get on.

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GIRLS GIGGLING
LAWRENCE: My turn! My turn!

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Ignore that giggling.

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That's him
with one of his girlfriends.

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And ignore any animal noises,
or gunfire.

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How blessed you are.

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Two writers in the house.

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Three, if you count
animal boy's scribblings.

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Mr Vangelatos is rather more modest
than you about it.

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Yeah, and I bet he doesn't claim

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that each of his so-called books
reinvents the wheel.

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If you think all wheels are the
same,

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I'm gonna make you a car
out of a bike, a tractor,

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a go-cart and a Ferris wheel.

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Perfect.
And I'll drive it over your face.

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Thank you.

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You could both do with some
of Mr Vang's generosity of heart.

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Why are you home early?
I found my vocation.

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I'm setting up
a hair and beauty salon.

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Argh, please stick to something
that exercises your mind.

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Most men already
think of women as brain-dead.

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Let me set you right
about female emancipation, Larry.

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I'm off!
It's about the right to choose.

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Not the right
to stick at a boring job

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her brother thinks she should do.

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- Finally!
- Lunch is served.

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DOOR KNOCK
Hello.

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Well, don't let me interrupt
your writing if it's flowing.

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No, it's not writing day.

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Yes...

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People don't realise
we authors aren't typists,

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we're... penseurs.

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I think
you're more of a penseur than me.

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So, just fill you in on us Durrells,
father died when we were young

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so mother has wells of resource
but she's always relied on us,

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me, to sure her up.

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Families are monstrous, of course.

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00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,480
No doubt Bruegel was inspired
by Christmas with his relatives.

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Do you write about your family?

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No. I should, really.

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But they don't deserve it.

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Maybe Gerry will.
He's kinder than me.

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What do you write about?

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GULPS
The... people.

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Right...

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What people?

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Er...

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I don't want to talk about
writing.

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Hah.

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Ha. What do you think?

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My beauty boudoir.

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I'm prepared to give you
free introductory

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fashion advice or a haircut.

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Mother does my hair.
Yes, and look at it.

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I take my lead
from the animal kingdom.

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Clearly.

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00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,960
All right, fashion...

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I can make you a nice bowtie
by cannibalising some old knickers.

193
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,320
Les!
No, don't trust you.

194
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,960
So, do you own this house?
Yes, of course we do.

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Gosh.

196
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,960
Oh, no, I mean this house?
Oh, yes.

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And a castle in Tuscany.

198
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,960
No.

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00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,960
We usually have to pawn something
to pay the rent.

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So, hide your cuff links.

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00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,960
Am I not to be joined
by my co-tenant?

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00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,960
No, he likes to eat in his room.

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00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,960
Simply and without fuss.

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00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,960
Portions befitting
a single human being.

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Rather than a barbershop quartet.

206
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,000
Now, do you see the mistake
you've made there?

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00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,960
I did mention
that I gag on tomatoes.

208
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,960
Someone offer to help!

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00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,960
Squeeze three oranges and a kumquat
into a glass,

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put it on the tray in the kitchen

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00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,960
and then take it upstairs
to Mr Vangelatos.

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00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,320
And don't roll your eyes at me!

213
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,960
Mr Vangelatos isn't a writer,
you know.

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00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,960
What? You sure?

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00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,160
He's lying. And, he's jumpy.

216
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,960
Nonsense.

217
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,960
Speaking as a solicitor emeritus,
one has seen these types before.

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Vagabond thieves moving from
house to house... Shush!

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00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,960
And his name, Lazarus Vangelatos.

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Reeks of contrivance.

221
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,480
Well, I'm a trained policeman

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00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,960
so I'll cunningly
get the truth out of him.

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00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,960
In terms of me,
I'm rather saddened by my laundry.

224
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,800
Could it be crisper?

225
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,960
Excuse me, quick visit to the lav.

226
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,960
One meal in, one out.

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SPEAKS IN GREEK

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SPEAKS IN GREEK

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00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Hmm...

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DOOR KNOCK
LESLIE SPEAKS IN GREEK

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00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:29,460
Supper for one?
Thank you.

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00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:41,460
So...

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00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,460
What's your game? What are you up
to, really, staying here?

234
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,460
Hmm?

235
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:51,460
I am just trying to make my way
in this unjust world.

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As you are.

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00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:57,460
Well, yes, I am.

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I'm sorry if I seem awkward.

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00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,460
You have the gift of confidence.
Thanks.

240
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,460
But actually, no, not really.

241
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:13,660
I'm horribly misunderstood
by my family.

242
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:16,460
That's very sad.

243
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:20,460
I'm like my father was,
a man of action.

244
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,460
And now you're considered stupid
if you like simple, honest things

245
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,460
like physical work.

246
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,460
And guns.

247
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:33,460
I nearly became a father.
With Daphne.

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00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,460
She's so beautiful.

249
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:42,460
She carried what I thought
was my baby for six months.

250
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,460
But... it was another chap's.

251
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:56,460
Oh, um... are you all right?

252
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,660
The question is, are you?

253
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,460
Embrace change.

254
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,460
It is painful but necessary.

255
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,820
The future is yours.

256
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,460
You are such a good listener.

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00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,460
CHUCKLES

258
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,460
Leslie!
Spiro.

259
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,460
Thanks for recommending
The Durrell Guesthouse

260
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,460
to Mr Vangelatos.

261
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,460
He hid his face a bit under his hat.
I hope he's not peculiar.

262
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:38,460
No, we love him.
OLD MAN SPEAKS IN GREEK

263
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:39,980
Is he talking to us?

264
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,460
He's being rude about you
because you're not Greek.

265
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:54,460
Wasn't shouting, was I?
Sorry, Spiro.

266
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,500
Hello.
Hello.

267
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:21,460
Do you always carry a hat stand now?

268
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,460
No, I just bought it for the house.
Nice.

269
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,460
I haven't seen you in a while.

270
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,460
No, I was in Athens
with my grandmother,

271
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:41,460
getting help with the baby.
Ah, yes.

272
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,460
I hear it's quite a shock
no matter how prepared you are.

273
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,460
Yes.

274
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:51,460
I left my father with her for ten
minutes, he's white with fear.

275
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:55,460
It is no fun. You are the lucky one.

276
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,460
Yes, aren't I?

277
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:09,460
I uh... I built my family
a new lavatory.

278
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,460
Well done.

279
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,460
I have dreams it's our baby

280
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,460
and we're together
in a little house.

281
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:49,500
Any plans for the weekend?
Yes. Um, sitting in my room.

282
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:53,660
That's boring.
Join us downstairs.

283
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,460
Beards are very demode.

284
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,460
Why don't I shave yours off?
Oh, no!

285
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,460
I am sorry, no. I need it.
They're all desperately wondering

286
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,460
what you're doing here.

287
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,140
But as a beauty professional,
I pass no judgements.

288
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:14,460
I... made a mistake.

289
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:20,820
Let it all out.
What kind of mistake?

290
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,460
A big one.

291
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,980
I'm sure it's not as bad
as all that.

292
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,500
No, it is bad.

293
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:46,460
But maybe I will do it again.
Differently.

294
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,460
Or not. Hard to say.

295
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:53,460
Well, it's always important
to forgive oneself.

296
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,460
Would you like a manicure?

297
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,460
You have done ghastly things
to my hair, haven't you?

298
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,140
Yep.

299
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:15,460
Louisa Durrell!
Oh, Superintendent.

300
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,140
And is it super to see me?
AWKWARD GIGGLES

301
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:21,300
We agreed to have a drink, remember?

302
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,460
You know, I don't think that was me.

303
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:26,660
Yes, it was. When your son Leslie
was in the police force.

304
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:31,980
Ah, well, sadly, I'm too busy now
running our guesthouse.

305
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:36,460
If you have a hotel, I must visit
to make sure everything is in order.

306
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:40,460
It is. But do send one of your men
over if you don't trust me.

307
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:45,140
I will. And I will come myself.
Yes, you do that.

308
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:48,460
I hear you do not see
your crooked taxi driver any more?

309
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,460
CHATTER IN THE DINING ROOM

310
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,460
KNOCK ON DOOR

311
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:01,460
- Ah, the clever one.
- Theo!

312
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,460
Hello! Margo?

313
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,460
I've come for my haircut.
Ooh...

314
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,460
Is that not a good idea?
What? Yes.

315
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,300
You have no experience.

316
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,460
And how else will I ever get any?

317
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,460
I don't mind the few rough edges.

318
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:20,820
You made it downstairs.
Oh, God. Did Margo do your hair?

319
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,460
Yes.
Margo, I'm cancelling.

320
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,460
Oh!
OWL SCREECHES

321
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:30,140
Oh, it's the ruddy owl.

322
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,660
Eurgh!
That is...

323
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,460
Regurgitated mouse, anyone?
And owls are supposed to be clever?

324
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:43,300
Owl wisdom
is profounder than humans'.

325
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,460
But if it's cheap tricks
you're after, I can arrange that.

326
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:47,460
Come on.
OWL SCREECHES

327
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,660
Come on.

328
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:07,460
Many gentlemen. One mule.

329
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:12,460
Did Margo do that to your hair?
Yes.

330
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,460
Well, let that be a lesson
to us all.

331
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,820
Before you attempt to flee,

332
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,460
do you want to tell them
or shall I?

333
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:20,140
Theo, you're being peculiar.

334
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:22,460
You'll get
a sympathetic hearing here.

335
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:24,140
What's going on?

336
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:27,460
He's on a wanted poster
in the police station.

337
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:31,460
Attempted murder.
I didn't try to kill anyone!

338
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:34,460
But it's true,
I wanted to hurt him badly.

339
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:37,460
I hate violence of any kind

340
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,460
but I asked my friends in Athens

341
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,460
who know and they say
it was a political act

342
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,460
targeting a brutal fascist.

343
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,460
He put friends in prison.

344
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:48,460
I meant to shoot him in the leg,
to show anger, but he bent down

345
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:52,460
to tie his shoelace and by mistake
a shot him in the...

346
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,460
This part.
It's the loin.

347
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:02,460
Private parts.
Testes.

348
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,460
We hate Greece's drift
towards fascism.

349
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:09,460
The Nazis are polluting Europe,
country by country.

350
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:14,460
And Greece is next!
Radical solutions are required!

351
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:16,460
We must join together!

352
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:18,460
Oh, spare me the waterworks.

353
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,460
You shot a man
and now you descend on us

354
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,460
with some jumped up idealism

355
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,460
and endanger my family.
Well, how dare you!

356
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,460
Now, hang on a minute...
No.

357
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:30,980
No, I have slaved away
to get this place on its feet

358
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:35,140
and now we'll be shut down
and hated for harbouring a murderer.

359
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,140
It wasn't murder.
And he won't get a fair trial.

360
00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:41,460
I don't care.
I want you to leave.

361
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:42,460
By tomorrow.

362
00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:00,980
Look, I like him too

363
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:03,500
but we shouldn't be hiding
ruthless revolutionaries.

364
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,460
You're such a copper.
And you're such an arsehole.

365
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,460
If he's found,
he'll be incarcerated.

366
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,460
Ugh, that's horrible.

367
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:15,460
Are you thinking of castrated?

368
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,460
Sorry, yes.

369
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:20,460
Imprisoned for life or worse.

370
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:24,460
As a family, we support the
underdog. You would be saying that

371
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,460
if he shot Mahatma Gandhi
in the bollocks.

372
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:29,300
What's your problem?
I think you know what it is.

373
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,660
CREAKING

374
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,820
LAUGHTER

375
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,460
Well you wanted them crisp.

376
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:41,820
I shall be making a deduction
from next week's rent

377
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:43,460
for client mockery.

378
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,820
It was an accident.
I got the starch wrong.

379
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:49,460
I tried the shirt on,
I looked like a Cubist painting.

380
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,460
Moving on
to something less contentious...

381
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:53,820
Good vocabulary.
Thank you.

382
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,460
I've been drawing up some plans
for the new zoo and ah...

383
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,300
TURKEY GOBBLES

384
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:03,460
Nice barnet.
LAUGHS

385
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,460
What have you done to him?

386
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,460
Improved his look.
No, you haven't.

387
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,460
Yes, she has.
She has, actually.

388
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:11,460
Well, I'm inspired by Mr Vangelatos.

389
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,460
He pursued his passion and so am I.

390
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:16,460
I agree.
We should all be revolutionaries.

391
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,460
Revolutionaries...

392
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:21,460
I'll settle for a home
without stupid animals.

393
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:23,460
Shoo!
TURKEY GOBBLES

394
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:32,300
I know this seems harsh, but...
No, I understand.

395
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,460
So, where will you go?

396
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,460
I must find a boat
and escape abroad.

397
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,460
I'm sorry.

398
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,500
But to be honest,
I'm fighting battles

399
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,460
and I couldn't face another one.
I will be honest, only to you.

400
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:50,460
You're right,
I am a terrible revolutionary.

401
00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:55,460
I did it all for love.
Oh.

402
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,820
I fell in love with a communist.

403
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:59,980
I wanted to win her over
by shooting the man

404
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,460
who put her father in prison.

405
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:06,460
That's so romantic. Sort of.
No...

406
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,300
She said it was an example
of bourgeois sentimentality.

407
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,980
I'm sorry, I...

408
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,460
I cry easily
when I think of who I love.

409
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:22,500
And can never have.
Me too. Till I learnt to stop.

410
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:26,460
Look at you.

411
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:30,460
You won't get to the bottom
of the garden, let alone abroad.

412
00:27:30,460 --> 00:27:32,460
No, really,
I'm as cunning as a fox.

413
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,500
Good luck, son.
Viva la revolution.

414
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,660
Don't try anything in Dorset.
He's staying.

415
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:49,660
Oh.
Until we can engineer an escape.

416
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,460
You are so kind.

417
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,460
You can lie low with us for a while.

418
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,500
None of us will blow your cover.

419
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:02,460
What have you done?

420
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:09,140
I told the police superintendent
that we were taking in guests.

421
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:11,300
He's insisting
on searching the premises

422
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:13,500
with his men.
When?

423
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,460
Any time.
LARRY GROANS

424
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,460
We need a plan.
We must get you away.

425
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,000
Erimitis Cove is secluded.

426
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,960
That's the best place to drop a boat
and pick up Mr Vangelatos.

427
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,960
No, what's his real name?
The less we know, the better.

428
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,640
Isn't that the kind of thing
one says?

429
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,960
I'm bored!

430
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,960
Can somebody else
watch out for the police now?

431
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,960
Oh, well done! Very discreet!

432
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,800
I'll get you a megaphone
so even the deaf people

433
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,960
in the neighbourhood can hear you!

434
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,640
Why don't we get him off the island
on the ferry, disguised as a monk?

435
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,960
Too risky.
The police know he's in Corfu

436
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,960
and what he looks like.

437
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,960
Washerwoman?

438
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,800
I'm not good this, am I?

439
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,960
We need a boat.

440
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,000
Coffee in the northern gazebo.
Oh, make your own.

441
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,960
You know, I've got better things
to do than flap around after you.

442
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,960
There's a fugitive upstairs!
Um...

443
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,960
We wouldn't have needed
to take in guests,

444
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,960
fugitive or normal,

445
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,800
if you hadn't buggered up
Auntie's legacy

446
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,960
like the great idle walrus you are!

447
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,960
I may be a walrus
but I am a paying walrus.

448
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Spiro!

449
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,320
I have a favour to ask.
Come into my office.

450
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,960
I need a good boat with a motor.
Why?

451
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,960
To take a friend of ours
away from Greece.

452
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,960
Basil? You want to drown him?
No.

453
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,960
Well, yes, but no.
A Greek friend.

454
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,960
What's his name?
I can't say it.

455
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,960
How do you spell it?
No, I can pronounce it,

456
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,960
I don't want to say it.

457
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,960
It's a so-called Communist fugitive.
He's staying with us.

458
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,960
Your Mr Vangelatos?
Shush!

459
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,960
The wanted guy?
Yes.

460
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,960
He's a good man.

461
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,960
He needs to get
to the nearest safe country.

462
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960
OK.

463
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,000
I'm so sorry about you and Mother.

464
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,960
Not as sorry as I am.

465
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,960
But she's safe, well and...

466
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,960
wonderful?

467
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,480
Yes. She is.

468
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,960
MARGO SPEAKS IN GREEK

469
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,960
Hello!
Beauty, haircutting.

470
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,960
Hi, hi.

471
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,480
Very cheap. I have my own scissors.

472
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,000
And I trim pets' hair rather well.

473
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,960
Have a think and come back here
tomorrow to book an appointment.

474
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,960
LADIES RESPOND IN GREEK

475
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,960
GONG
Argh! Ah, Super!

476
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,800
Mr Durrell.
What brings you to our house?

477
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,960
I would like to visit
the new guesthouse.

478
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,960
To make sure everything is in order.

479
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,000
Everyone, the superintendent
and two nice policeman

480
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,960
are going to check
that everything's in order!

481
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,960
Lots of people are snoozing.

482
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,000
Superintendent!
Leslie.

483
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,320
Can I ask you one thing?
Um, out here,

484
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,960
because it's, it's personal.
What?

485
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,960
Can I have my old job back?
No.

486
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,960
But I'm a natural policeman.
I hate injustice,

487
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,000
love a uniform...
SIGHS

488
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,960
Ah! Superintendent.

489
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,640
What a joy.

490
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,960
You must sit and have tea and cake.

491
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,960
All of you. I know how much
you bobbies love your pastries.

492
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,960
Only me.

493
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,960
My men will examine the house.
Go.

494
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,960
I'm excited to be in your quarters.

495
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,960
I need to see your search warrant.
You can't come up.

496
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,960
My girlfriend's naked.

497
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,960
She's ferocious. Australian.

498
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,960
And will scream
so I'd, I'd give her a moment.

499
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,960
We can do this.

500
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,960
- Make sure it's tight.
- Yes, yes.

501
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,960
OK, come on...

502
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,640
Yeah, that's it.

503
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,960
Yeah.
Yeah.

504
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,960
There we are, we did it.

505
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,960
GRUNTS

506
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,960
Bugger.
Oh...

507
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,640
You are a pretty lady.
Oh.

508
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,960
I'm a handsome man.
We should be lovely together.

509
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,960
Oh, yes.

510
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,960
You sleep alone, that is a waste.

511
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960
Well, not really, you see,
I thrash about in bed.

512
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,960
I thought so.

513
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,960
Oh, no, not in that way!
No, I've just...

514
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,960
POLICEMEN ENTERING

515
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,960
Hello, ah, the police.
Let me show you my owl.

516
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,960
Ulysses.
Isn't he magnificent?

517
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,000
Take your time, give him a stroke.

518
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,960
OWL COUGHS

519
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,960
Eurgh.

520
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,960
The wise owl
has gobbled the pretty mouse.

521
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,960
If I wanted to be gobbled,
it wouldn't be by you.

522
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,960
And Spiro is not crooked,
he's painfully honourable.

523
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,640
I will inspect the house.

524
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,960
We have information you are hiding
a communist desperado.

525
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,480
Grab the rope!
GRUNTS

526
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,960
GRUNTS

527
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,960
Ah...

528
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,960
- I'm not going up!
- Mum, what do we do now?

529
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,960
Hi.
GIRL: You're not allowed here.

530
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,960
POLICEMEN TALKING IN GREEK
Scuse me!

531
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,960
Wait!
GERRY: You can't go up there!

532
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,960
Go back
and fold those things nicely.

533
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:00,960
You have no warrant!

534
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,960
SUSPENSEFUL GREEK STRINGS

535
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,320
POLICEMEN SPEAK IN GREEK

536
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,960
Oh, my God...

537
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,960
No!
Wait!

538
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,640
No, no, no!

539
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,480
We meet again, Superintendent.
LARRY: No, no, no!

540
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,960
We need to get something to help...
Get what?

541
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,960
Be careful...

542
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:48,960
SUPERINTENDENT SPEAKS IN GREEK

543
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,960
Careful, that's it!

544
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,960
Argh!

545
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,800
Hold tight!

546
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,960
That's it, nearly there!

547
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,960
Can't watch.
LESLIE: I've got it, I've got it.

548
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,960
I know what's happened,
I heard you shouting

549
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,960
about a Communist desperado.
Guilty, that'll be me!

550
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,160
Yep. Who'd have thought?

551
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,960
Like a lot of posh Brits,
I toyed with Marxism.

552
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,960
Before realising it was tosh.

553
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,960
That's it.

554
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,960
So proud. Well done.

555
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,960
Move.
LESLIE: Quick!

556
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:24,320
So, we'll wait here
and hope that Spiro's found a boat.

557
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,960
Emilia went back to her old lover.

558
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,960
He's a better revolutionary than me.

559
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,960
Aw...
I shot a man, that is so bad.

560
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,960
Nah...
Love makes us do crazy things.

561
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,160
The sweet madness.

562
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,960
So this man, Spiro, is your lover?
No.

563
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,960
His wife would have to die first.

564
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,960
Do you want me
to do anything about it?

565
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,960
Don't joke!

566
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,960
Anyway, you'd only miss.

567
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,640
You know I...

568
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,480
used to confide in Spiro
in a way I can't even with Larry,

569
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,960
or anyone.

570
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,960
So I feel adrift.

571
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,800
The guesthouse
was supposed to give me purpose.

572
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,480
And we all need purpose, don't we?

573
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,960
Keep your family safe and well,
overthrow a government.

574
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,960
Change the world with a novel.

575
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,800
Love animals.

576
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,960
You're a terribly good listener.
Oh, yes, I've been told.

577
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,960
Spiro is such a lovely man.

578
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,960
But we can't be together. Why?

579
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,960
I know he wants to be with me.

580
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,960
He should be rescuing me
as well as you.

581
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,320
Thank you.
You must talk to him again,

582
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,960
for your own sanity.

583
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,960
And then who knows?

584
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,640
Be kinder to yourself.

585
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,960
It's the classic cleft stick.

586
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,960
How do you fight
the authoritarian state?

587
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Brutally,
then you're playing their game.

588
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,960
I hope they haven't fallen off the
cliff.

589
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,960
Passively, well, then
you're a de facto supporter

590
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,960
and an apologist.
Too many words.

591
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,640
The more I think about it,
the closer Vangelatos and I are.

592
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,480
My novels are bullets
bringing down the forces

593
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,960
of literary oppression.

594
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,480
That's balls!
Are they really?

595
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,960
But books are actually important!

596
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,960
So I've recced and I don't think
we're being watched.

597
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,000
Larry, find Spiro,
see what's happening with that boat.

598
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,800
So I said,
I may be a solicitor

599
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,960
but if you prick us,
do we not bleed?

600
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,960
Basil, Lugaretzia, dancers.

601
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,960
If the police arrive,
tell them we have gone on a picnic.

602
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,960
You don't know where.
What shall I do?

603
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,160
Put the owl down.
Oh, no, don't do that!

604
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,960
No, put the owl down.
Right, with you.

605
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,960
We'll go to the cove
in case something's gone wrong.

606
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,640
Leslie is like handsome general.

607
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,960
I've not been included again,
have I?

608
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,960
Do you ever feel
like you have outgrown your family?

609
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,960
There they are.
We brought food and water.

610
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,960
Here, you'll need these
for your journey.

611
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,160
Not, not now.

612
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Look!
Where?

613
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,960
I can't see it.
Kestrel. Just above the headland.

614
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,960
But, there is something...

615
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,960
Come on...

616
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,160
Ah, just in time to say goodbye.

617
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Spiro, what can I say?
Nothing.

618
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,960
I think he's on his way to Malta.
Spiro...

619
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,960
Sell it!
You'll need money to survive.

620
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,960
The owner owes me favour.

621
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,960
Goodbye.
This is a sad moment.

622
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,960
You bloody liar.

623
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,480
I brought you a fascinating book
to read on your journey.

624
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,960
It's about even-toed ungulates.

625
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,960
Thank you! What a treat!

626
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,960
Don't get them muddled up
with the odd-toed ungulates.

627
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Shut up, Gerry, my turn.

628
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,960
It's very old but you might need it.
No.

629
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,960
I am a pacifist now.
That's a bit of an overreaction.

630
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,480
If there is war,

631
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,960
we'll have to get
used to these sorts of ordeals.

632
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,960
Crisscrossing the Mediterranean
to search for safety.

633
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,960
Please come to the house in an hour.

634
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,640
UPLIFTING MUSIC

635
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,960
Bye!

636
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,960
It's too sad being strangers.
I know.

637
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,960
Can we stop?

638
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,960
Yes, please.

639
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,960
Goodbye!
Goodbye!

640
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,960
How did it go?
Beautifully.

641
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Mr Vangelatos
is on his way to safety.

642
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,960
As sole guest,
you have my full attention, Basil.

643
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,960
Well, in fact, I realise
I've been a goon and a swine

644
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,000
so I... we wanted to thank you.

645
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,960
For putting up with us.

646
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,960
Ta-da!

647
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,480
Well, I'm touched.

648
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,960
Ah, not you! Just your mummy.

649
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,640
Now, I know some of you
have your doubts

650
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,960
about Ulysses' intelligence
and suitability

651
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,960
as a mascot of my zoo,
given his history of vomiting.

652
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,960
But, prepare to be disabused.
Ooh, good vocabulary.

653
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Thank you.
Come on, boy.

654
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,640
Yeah...
OWL SCREECHES

655
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,960
Ulysses, come on...

656
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:01,960
Hup!

657
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,960
Ulysses... hup!

658
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,960
Ta-da!
Hmm...

659
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,640
Margo, where were you?
Don't worry about me.

660
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,000
I've been planning my life.
Did Vang make it?

661
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,480
Yes, he's headed for Malta.
Oh, thank God.

662
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,960
As I wasn't there to wish him well,
I did this for him.

663
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,960
Come on, sweetheart.

664
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,480
LAUGHTER

665
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,960
SHEEP BAAS
BASIL: Good Lord.

666
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,960
I made the hair dye myself.

667
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,960
Red for revolution, white for peace.
Never mind that revolution crap,

668
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,000
those are the colours
of good old St George.

669
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,960
Don't gang up.

670
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,960
We love Margo.
Sorry, darling. Have a bun.

671
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,480
You can't fob me off this time.
I'm opening a salon in Corfu Town.

672
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,960
My life's about to begin.
No, Margo,

673
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,960
you can't make big announcements.
Why not?

674
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,800
Because I am. I'm moving out.

675
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,960
Spiro's going to drive me up to
Kalami.

676
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,960
What? No! Why, where?

677
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,960
It's up the coast, it's paradise,
nothing to do but write.

678
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,960
Despite what you may think,

679
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,960
I take my art seriously.
Sorry.

680
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,960
Sorry.
I'll write letters,

681
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,480
brilliant letters.

682
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,960
Oh, look, Spiro.
Back the way it used to be.

683
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,960
Margo's gone!
We must search the island.

684
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,640
There's a mad colonel staying
with us and he's paying Leslie

685
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,960
to take him to kill wild boar.

686
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:47,960
So we're going to stop them.
Good.

687
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,960
I will come back tomorrow.
Tomorrow?

688
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,960
You've got a woman, haven't you?

689
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,960
You have a wife you want to keep
and me here

690
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,320
waiting for you just in case.

691
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,960
Cuddle an animal today!

692
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,960
GONG

693
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:00,960
BANG

694
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,960
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