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What’s the matter with you, Leslie ?

2
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I have to live with you !

3
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What’s the matter with you ?

4
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Well, I'm not sneery and prickly
and I don't smell like feet.

5
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6
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Have a ruddy bath, find a ruddyjob,
and change your personality !

7
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8
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You know what ?

9
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I had more fun in that
police cell than here !

10
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Well, ask yourself why, because
 I've given you a loving and happy home.
 
11
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12
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Well, maybe I'm not the happy kind.

13
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Well, you're making us feel
the same way !

14
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15
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J !

16
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Adolescents are all hard work,
aren't they ?

17
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I mean, how was Larry at 18 ?

18
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Like a tall, evil goblin.

19
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But sort of fun.

20
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Whereas Leslie, who I love, 
obviously, is a twit with a gun.

21
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22
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What is this ?

23
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Ooh, you don't want to know.

24
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Margo's got a job, though.

25
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26
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Companion to the Countess Mavrodaki.

27
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Well, we all need someone
to be with.

28
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If you mean Sven,

29
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I am tired of trying to break 
through his bloody shell.

30
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31
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Oh, but he's so handsome.

32
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Yeah, and wouldn't it be nice if
just once, a man could look good
with his shirt off and want to
 share some thoughts ?

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34
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35
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Isn't love worth pursuing ?

36
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Is this bile ?

37
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Who knows ?

38
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The patients are full of surprises.

39
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Don't change the subject.

40
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Yes, love is worth pursuing.

41
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42
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43
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44
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45
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Why is everyone
shouting at me today ?

46
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Look, I know this is Greece, but
 you're gonna have to speak English.
 
47
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48
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Louisa.

49
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Sven.

50
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Are you busy, orjust being rude ?

51
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No, I'm busy.

52
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Do you have to be so secretive ?

53
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I've already got a son at home
who's about to implode because
he can't express himself.

54
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55
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56
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I just like my privacy.

57
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58
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I just thought we knew
 each other well enough
to pop by and say hello.

59
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60
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Well, sometimes a man is an island.

61
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62
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It's "no man is an island," you idiot.

63
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Right, well, I'll get back
to my family.

64
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Your principal function will be to
 read to me, as my eyes tire easily.

65
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66
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I know ! Mine are the same.

67
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Well, I hope not.

68
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69
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I was just trying to agree with you.

70
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My last job was a bit of a calamity,
 so I need this to go well.

71
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72
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Demetrios used to read to me,
but his voice is rather unpleasant.

73
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74
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It isn't.

75
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My name is Dennis.

76
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He's still learning where to place
 the cutlery around the table, so 
 I am delighted to have you here
as my companion.

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78
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79
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Mowgli.

81
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82
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Something's crawled into it !

83
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Two beautiful bats look.

84
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I don't want to see bats !

85
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No more frigging wildlife out here.

86
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They've got to go somewhere.

87
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Outdoors ?

88
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Where they came from ?

89
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90
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One collects them,
the other executes them.

91
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I hate that turkey farmer.

92
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Crippenopoulos ?

93
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94
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Crusty, vile, money-grabbing weasel.

95
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96
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Is that his name ? Crippenopoulos ?

97
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98
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So why call him that, then ?

99
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Because he's like the murderer 
Crippen and I've added the Greek
 suffix “opoulos“ because we're in...
 
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101
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102
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Please find me some cleverer people !

103
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Why don't you piss off upstairs
and do your typing ?

104
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I'm recharging my batteries
while I find out if they'll 
publish my novel.

105
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106
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That's a story in book form
with chapters.

107
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I found some baby owls
in the woods.

108
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And I've put the bats
somewhere safe !

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111
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112
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Roger, shush !

113
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No one likes a Ioudmouth.

114
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So, are you a pain because 
your so-called girlfriend's
 miles away ?

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116
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Are you one because you'll never
ever get another girlfriend ?

117
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Bog.

118
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Who's there ?

119
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120
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Leslie ?

121
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122
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125
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Get them out !

126
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Leslie !

127
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Leslie, I mean it !

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129
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Leslie !

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136
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Here we go again.

137
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138
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Sky/Ios !

139
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140
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My god, he's got rabies.

141
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142
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143
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144
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145
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146
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147
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148
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149
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I want Leslie dead.

150
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I'll deal With this.

151
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What's going on ?

152
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153
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You've killed it !

154
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It's only a bat, Gerry.

155
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They're lovely.

156
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All creatures are.

157
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Especially the ones no one likes.

158
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Go on, then !

159
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Take your misery out on me !

160
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Atent for you to live in in the garden
until you start to appreciate
the home and family life.

161
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162
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163
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So where are you
intending to sleep ?

164
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Don't you dare !

165
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166
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167
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168
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169
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Sotos !

170
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Leslie !

171
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English !

172
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174
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,968
Can I stay with you ?

175
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:21,909
Lady Marchmont watched
Sir Timothy's hands
dancing on the piano keys.

176
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,909

177
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,617
Even the back of his neck
was handsome."

178
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,031

179
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,287
How's it coming along ?

180
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Splendidly.

181
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,300
You don't get
any better, do you ?

182
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,256
“But Lady Marchmont's head
was in turmoil.“

183
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,798
Well, it would be.

184
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:49,346
So she asked for a cold compress
and took it with her to her room,
which tended in any case to be chilly.

185
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,060

186
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,346

187
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,606
You're reading it
like that, are you ?

188
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Jealousy does not become you.

189
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,022
Shall I bring you
some easier fruit ?

190
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You're a rude man.

191
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:24,135

192
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:28,143
Lugaretzia, if that's Greek
for "You're a dreadful mother,"

193
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,269
I will make you clean out
the pelican.

194
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,647
Leslie is best child.

195
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,978
Yes, I know you think Leslie
is best child.

196
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,064
Now please go and ask Spiros
to find him.

197
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,321

198
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,904
Well, I've run out of good books 
to read, so I might as well sort you out.

199
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,904

200
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,492
Sort me out ?

201
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,204
If you hadn't been so unkind
to Leslie, he'd still be here.

202
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,209
You're so shirty.

203
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,211
I smell man trouble.

204
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,838
Oh, if you mean Sven,

205
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:02,878
as everybody seems so intent
on shoving us together,
he's clearly not interested.

206
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,878

207
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,138
Well, he wouldn't be
the first moody Swede.

208
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,798
You're better off
with a Finn.

209
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,968
Well, there weren't
any Finns.

210
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:15,982
Anyway, he seems to enjoy being
strong and silent and... male.

211
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,313
So he's like
Mr. Darcy in...

212
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,946
Yes, I know what book
Mr. Darcy's in, thank you.

213
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,402
And for all the failings
of English men,

214
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,067
at least I understand them.

215
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,952
And England.

216
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,363
Smug, tweedy old England ?

217
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,656
Pudding Island ?

218
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:32,744
Ha !

219
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,125
What's wrong
with pudding ?

220
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,675
Leslie.

221
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:51,968
Eat.

222
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,261
Thanks.

223
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,562
First, run round.

224
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,226
What ?

225
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,485
To eat.

226
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,896
Run round.

227
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,985
What, run round
the shack ?

228
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,399
Bugger off.

229
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,787
(snaps)

230
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,670
(laughing)

231
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,613

Darling, don't.

232
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,614
Supper's nearly ready.

233
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,116
(sighs)

234
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,027
Listen, this is important.

235
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,947
I have to get hold
of better clothing

236
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,240
or I won't get
the boyfriend I want.

237
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,910
The countess
has gorgeous clothes.

238
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,419
A true boyfriend
will love you

239
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,581
even if you're wearing
a dirty old sack.

240
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:03,714
(knocking)

241
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:04,840
Mrs. Durrells.

242
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,592
Your son Leslie.

243
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,798
What's happened ?

244
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,587
He's living with bad people.

245
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,563
Oh darling,
please come home.

246
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,277
No-- you chucked me out.

247
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,611
I know, and it was wrong.

248
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,026
But you are way
out of your depth

249
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,034
with these men here.

250
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,445
They're my friends.

251
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,410
At least let me come in
and tidy.

252
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,198
No !

253
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,163
Leslie !

254
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,827
I don't know what's gone wrong
between us.

255
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,870
How can I make it better ?

256
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,710
I just can't seem to be happy.

257
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,005
SERGEANT:
Mrs. Durrell.

258
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,263

Kalispera.

259
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,890
Ah, good evening--
kalispera.

260
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,176
I come to arrest.

261
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,469
Well, the gentlemen
who live here

262
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,477
don't seem to be
at home.

263
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,979
My son is just
about to leave.

264
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,389
Yes, I want him.

265
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,556
What ? Why ?

266
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,645

You can't do that !

267
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,730
What's he done ?

268
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,486
Leslie !

269
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,022

I haven't done anything !

270
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,697
I miss my bat,
Lugaretzia.

271
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,736
I'm gonna give him
a good send-off.

272
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,123
Leslie's shorts.

273
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,972
Heretai.

274
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,390
Hello.

275
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,229
My name's Margo.

276
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,109
Angel.

277
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,612
You know, like an angel.

278
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,816
So, you like
to watch me at work.

279
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,735
Yes, I love gardening.

280
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,332

Killing turkeys is
a serious crime.

281
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,670
He's bailed for a week.

282
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,051

Thank you, officer.

283
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,512
It's so unfair !

284
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,763
Sh ! You're only
out on bail.

285
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,014
They could
arrest you again.

286
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,266
It's outrageous.

287
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,223
I mean, why bother
to respect the law ?

288
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,682
Look, the farmer
obviously thinks

289
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,018
that we have tons of money
and we'll just roll over.

290
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,900
No, you've always told me
honesty is its own reward.

291
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,685
Well, it's not true, is it ?

292
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,401
Leslie, just come home.

293
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,406
Lugaretzia's
beside herself,

294
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,408
Larry's written you
a very funny poem

295
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,285
based on “The Ballad
of Reading Gaol,“

296
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,663
and, well, we all miss you,
darling, terribly.

297
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,948
Well, I don't miss you.

298
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,593
“Lady Margo,
you are stunning.“

299
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,134
“Yes, Angel, I am,
very much so.“

300
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,645
I'm sorry.

301
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,225
I'll take it off.

302
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,859
I'll have to tell
the countess.

303
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,519
What ?

304
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,688
No ! Why ?

305
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,231
The villa is her
entire universe.

306
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,525
She insists on knowing
everything.

307
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,783
(sighs)

308
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,947
Please don't dislike me.

309
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,115
I don't dislike you.

310
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,124
But I am the countess's
guard dog,

311
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,707
in human form.

312
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,543
You're going to have me sacked.

313
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,957
She decides everything.

314
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,046
That's why it's
the Villa Mavrodaki,

315
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,757
not the Villa Dennis.

316
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,343
(door closes)

317
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,882
They've charged him

318
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,722
with threatening
our local farmer, shooting,

319
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,353
letting our dog
savage his turkeys,

320
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,480
and failure to pay
compensation.

321
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,811
Pack of lies !

322
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,226
Is it a pack of lies ?

323
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,860
Of course it is.

324
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,021
But he has to appear in court
next week.

325
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,155
I need you two
to be our lawyers.

326
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,566
Is that wise ?

327
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,156
We are, respectively,
a biologist and a taxi driver.

328
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,570
Yes, but between you,

329
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,739
you know everything
and everyone.

330
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,078
And I couldn't find or afford
anybody else.

331
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,707
I'm disappointed with you,
Margo.

332
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:18,343
But you seemed so easygoing,

333
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,052
I thought you'd let me
try on a dress.

334
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,342
I'd let you try on mine.

335
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,761
I am relieving you
of your duties

336
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,019
for gross disobedience.

337
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,896
Do let me stay.

338
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,058
My mother would be so sad.

339
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,852
I find adults very confusing.

340
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,441
Go now !

341
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,745
(laughing)

342
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,531
Oh, but you're so serious,
my dear !

343
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,621
Your face !

344
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,285
Have the dress.

345
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,375
I hear it becomes you.

346
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,585
Now read to me.

347
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,877
We've a whole library
to get through.

348
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,885
(muttering):
Oh, don't come now !

349
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,071
(sighs)

350
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,198
Well, speak !

351
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,405
Don't be angry.

352
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,944
I come in peace.

353
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,455
Oh, so it's okay for you
to come and call on me

354
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,036
but not for me
to come and call on you.

355
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,792
I apologize.

356
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,873
I felt unsure.

357
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,754
Oh, you were feeling unsure ?

358
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,210
(scoffs)

359
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,960
What are you doing here ?

360
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,594
I like it here.

361
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,261
And I like you.

362
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,426
So why do we argue
all the time ?

363
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,222
Because as a woman,
you get upset.

364
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,607
It's tiring.

365
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,517
(laughing)

366
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,152
Or as a man,

367
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,029
you don't tell me
what you're thinking.

368
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,532
I mean, it is like
talking to fog.

369
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,740
What do you want to know ?

370
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,200
What's stopping us ?

371
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,414
Is it me ?

372
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,249
Is it my children ?

373
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,164
No.

374
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,253
I like children.

375
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,168
Your children.

376
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,133
Well, it's true

377
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,218
I'm used to being on my own.

378
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,260
Perhaps change makes me anxious.

379
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,311
Well...

380
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,571
Well, no, that was good !

381
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,107
Well, don't stop there !

382
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,367
So it is me.

383
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,337
Oh, sorry.

384
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,680
Whisky inside.

385
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,194
Locked.

386
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,525
Oh.

387
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,190
Shoot

388
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,733
Ooh, should we ?

389
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,868
I'm supposed to be
on bail, and...

390
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,904
Tell you what,
let's go play some football !

391
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,322
Shoot

392
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,786
Or we shoot you.

393
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,938
(sighs)

394
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,499
They're eating the queen.

395
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,786
Oh, how lovely.

396
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,795
This is going to be
our burial area.

397
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,378
Oh, I had rather expected
to be buried in England.

398
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,543
No, I mean for my bat.

399
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,506
Oh.

400
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,218
Could you please find me
a Greek Orthodox priest ?

401
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,275
The countess
gave me a dress !

402
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,937
Yourjob is notjob.

403
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,447
This is job.

404
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,233
It's actually hard work
reading love stories

405
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,073
where the most they do
is breathe heavily.

406
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,948
I'm going to snip
some pages out.

407
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,493
When did anyone ever really
“feel their heart skip a beat“ ?

408
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,458
I do that.
All the time.

409
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,997
You should read
“The Posh Ignoramus,“ my novel.

410
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,130
She's not an ignoramus.

411
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,133
She has a huge library.

412
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,171
Ooh, ask her to let me
borrow from it.

413
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,135
Oh, you're not so rude now.

414
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,140
No.

415
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,767
I've run out of books to read.

416
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,768
Well, you'd better write
another one then.

417
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,054
I'm still waiting
for the first one

418
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,142
to be accepted.

419
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,650
I don't like it
when she does that.

420
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,109
Yeah, nor do I.

421
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,124
Who peed on my shoes ?

422
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,963
Your mother.

423
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,129
These were very expensive.

424
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,516
We went on a special trip
to London to get them.

425
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,520
I don't think we can be
best friends anymore.

426
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,988
What do you think ?

427
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,781
Oh my goodness.

428
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,450
That is so beautiful.

429
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,789
Wearing this,
I feel like I could do anything.

430
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:26,829
And have any man.

431
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,622
Margo !

432
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,836
(creaking)

433
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,125
(door closes)

434
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,388
Oh, Leslie.

435
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,060
I'm so worried about you.

436
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,563
Stop, I'm all right.

437
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,189
What's that smell ?

438
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,146
My shoes.

439
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,027
(birds chirping)

440
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,194
(door closes)

441
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,701
That little bastard Creech !

442
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,034
Mrs. Durrell,
good morning.

443
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,328
Oh. You.

444
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,748
Your face looked like
an overcast day in Bootle

445
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,008
last time we met, so...

446
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,844
I'm off the drink.

447
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,471
Oh, well...

448
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:03,384
Lost the beard,
bought a cravat.

449
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,677
Thank you.

450
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,565
I'm here to invite you
onto my yacht.

451
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:10,941
Sailing is

452
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,942
one of the few things
I do well.

453
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,523
Oh.

454
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,188
Ah !

455
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,277
Didn't he get drunk here
and you nearly shot him ?

456
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,532
Yes.

457
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,944
Thank you,
and that reminds me

458
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,783
why a trip outwith you
would be a bad idea.

459
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,288
Mommy, we're starting.

460
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,744
Ooh ! Lunch ?

461
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:27,999
Bat funeral.

462
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,080
Ah.

463
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,839
THEO:
(saying "The Lord's Prayer"
in Greek)

464
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:49,312
This is grander than
Dad's funeral.

465
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,065
What was Captain Creech
doing here ?

466
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,898
He was inviting me
on his yacht.

467
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,858
I said no.

468
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,488
Say yes !

469
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,524
Stop fretting
about Les.

470
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,693
He'll always be
a mess.

471
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,111
Let your hair down.

472
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,531
You have no idea
about parenting, do you ?

473
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,700
You're supposed to fuss.

474
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,993
Idiot.

475
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,501
(prayer continues)

476
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,430

And Gerry is grieving

477
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,181
for this bat,
of all things.

478
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,809
Well, it's obviously
a displaced sense of loss

479
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,598
and not feeling connected
and anxiety for his sibling.

480
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,640
I know that.

481
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,229
I've asked Theo

482
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,360
to encourage him
in the science of it:

483
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:40,614
death, life, compost.

484
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,524
Compost ?

485
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:43,818
But I'm very glad
he's developing

486
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,076
a spiritual interest, too.

487
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,659
Well, maybe that's
what Leslie needs.

488
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,663
Oh, no.

489
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,244
He'd take it too far.

490
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,000
He'd be frog marching us all
to the church at gunpoint.

491
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,001
(laughs)

492
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,787
You know, Sven goes
to the Greek Orthodox Church.

493
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:55,795
He's a dark horse.

494
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:58,048
I don't want to talk about him.

495
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,925
You know, he started talking,

496
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,632
he started opening up

497
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:07,140
about liking children
and, you know,

498
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,642
and then he just walked away !

499
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,640
But sod him,

500
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,976
because I have a captain friend
who has a big boat

501
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,107
that he's taking me out on
on Thursday.

502
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,189
Well, it's good you don't want
to talk about him.

503
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,570
In fact, if you could get Sven

504
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,652
to come to the harbor
when I'm leaving,

505
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,818
I'll get hold of a stunning
dress for the occasion

506
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:29,580
and I can watch his face
as I step off that yacht.

507
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,330

“Was that the flicker
of interest from him ?

508
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,916
Or were they really, totally,
severely in love ?“

509
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,332
DENNIS:
Mrs. Durrell
to see you, madam.

510
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,091
I'm sorry to bother you.

511
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,547
Margo left home
with a sniffle,

512
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,838
and I wanted to check
she's well.

513
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,763
Oh, by the way, I loved
the dress you gave Margo.

514
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,604
You have exquisite taste.

515
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,359
Thank you.

516
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,939
And many, many dresses,
I gather.

517
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:08,535
The truth is, like you,
I'm a widow,

518
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,663
and, well, I'm struggling.

519
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,824
I was wondering if you might
have a spare frock for me.

520
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,209
Oh, of course !

521
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,462
I'm sure we can find
something for you,

522
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:19,963
can't we, Demetrios ?

523
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,043
Dennis.

524
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,300
Pack the purple gown

525
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,802
for Mrs. Durrell.

526
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,563
(sniffing)

527
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,769
Now, I know it's rather showy,
but what do you think ?

528
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,060
Say if it's horrible.

529
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,156
Margo ?

530
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,657
I thought
I might wear it

531
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,944
on Creech's yacht tomorrow--
for fun, you know.

532
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:53,239
Well, yes, why not ?

533
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,001
I think you look nice
whatever you wear.

534
00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,251
Well, thank you, darling.

535
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:02,256
(bat squeaking)

536
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,508
He hasn't got creatures
up there as well, has he ?

537
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,634
THEO:
I can't see him.

538
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,972
GERRY:
Oh, well.

539
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,637
He can join the others
under the floorboards.

540
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,806
(bats squeaking)

541
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,770
You're so generous, Theo.

542
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,935
How can I thank you ?

543
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:25,525
The pleasure, as a fellow
enthusiast, is all mine.

544
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:29,362
The ancients embalmed
their loved ones.

545
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:33,575
We could have pickled your bat
in formaldehyde.

546
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,580
I think that might scare
my family.

547
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,161
(door opens)

548
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,496
Look, Mom,

549
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,661
my Center for Scientific
Learning.

550
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,330
You don't need to nag me
about education anymore.

551
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,372
Excellent.

552
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:45,631
And eight times seven ?

553
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,212
Um...

554
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,547
Is it in the 50s ?

555
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:49,882
THEO:
Spot on.

556
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,172
It's in the 50s.

557
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,223
I hope you're
feeling relaxed

558
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,725
about Leslie's
court case.

559
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,306
Oh, hardly.

560
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,312
It's a shame Leslie
isn't one of us.

561
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,599
My delight in mollusks

562
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,517
saw me through
a bumpy adolescence.

563
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,855
I keep wondering

564
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,816
how I could have steered
Leslie differently.

565
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,230
Who knows ?

566
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,239
The experience
may do him good.

567
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,241
They say a broken leg
grows back stronger

568
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,527
than an unbroken one.

569
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,960
You are wearing it
on a boat ?

570
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,415
It's a yacht.

571
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,083
Stop staring at it.

572
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,151
Oh, no.

573
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,438
Really ?

574
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:50,947
That's a yacht ?

575
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,279
(laughs)

576
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,489
(sighs)

577
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:56,995
Oh, I can't let

578
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,746
the old fool down.

579
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,745

So now you're not speaking.

580
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,915
What's the matter ?

581
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,709
I'm very drunk.

582
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,128
What ? !

583
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,466
VVhy ? !

584
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:15,972
Why did you get drunk ?

585
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,350
The sea.

586
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,010
It's a bloody death trap !

587
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,679
I've seen too much.

588
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:26,851
Since I've retired,
it haunts me.

589
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,152
Take me back to shore
right now !

590
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,156
No !

591
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,739
I know some sea shanties.

592
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:40,280
You dare sing one sea shanty,
and I'll...

593
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,539
Give me that !

594
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,668
Give me that tiller
right now !

595
00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,294
Oh, do you know how to sail ?

596
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,295
No !

597
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,797
No, I can't sail,

598
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,377
but I'm a hell
of a lot more competent

599
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,383
than you are
at this moment !

600
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,839
Ah.

601
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:54,673
Whoa !

602
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:58,715
Good.

603
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,385
Help !

604
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:02,643
I can't swim.

605
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,099
Silly, silly man !

606
00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,354
(screams)

607
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,390
(coughing)

608
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,525
CREECH:
You'll like this one.

609
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:13,655
J“ O Blodwyn was a Welsh girl,
she came from Cardiff City... J“

610
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:17,158
This was my chance
to feel attractive

611
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,240
and notjust like
a bad mother !

612
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,654
J“ She only had one titty ! J“

613
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:21,662
(laughs)

614
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,323
Thanks for nothing !

615
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,038
CREECH:
Don't go !

616
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,077
We were having
such a nice day !

617
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,495
This is terrible.

618
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,413
Don't let Louisa
see you here.

619
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:33,004
No, I have to offer
my sympathies.

620
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,726
(sighs)

621
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,354
If you say anything nice,
I'II cry.

622
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,074
(sighs)

623
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,841

So is nobody going to tell me
how Mother's yacht trip went ?

624
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,769
The good news is that
if you're put in jail,

625
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,353
youtlbe
with my friend Kosti.

626
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,688
He's not going to jail.

627
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,477
It's a ridiculous
trumped-up charge.

628
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,771
This is Corfu.

629
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,814
Anything's possible.

630
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,904
Isn't that why
we like it here ?

631
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,183
THEO:
This innocent
young Englishman

632
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,560
should not be
standing here today.

633
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:08,766
Not so innocent.

634
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,682
Before, he was
in my police cell

635
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:12,975
after a drunken brawl.

636
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,189
Well, who among us
has not been arrested

637
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,443
for drunken brawling ?

638
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,479

Exactly.

639
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,608
He always carries a gun
with him !

640
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,902
JUDGE:
Mr. Durrell,

641
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,320
is it true you carry guns ?

642
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,615
Yes.

643
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,078
Why ?

644
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,960
Because the world's
a dangerous place, Judge.

645
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,463
JUDGE:
Do you not make it

646
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,340
more dangerous ?

647
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,501
LUGARETZIA:
Oh, Leslie.

648
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,812
In English, please--
the defendant is...

649
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:06,195
Leslie isn't gifted
or nuanced,

650
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,580
but he's got
a kind of visceral

651
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,739
dogged ness.

652
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,909
Paradoxically,
he loathes dogs,

653
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,170
so he wouldn't go killing
turkeys with Gerry's dog.

654
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,876
No.

655
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,541
Leslie's far more likely
to shoot the turkeys...

656
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,004
...on his own.

657
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:26,764
(crowd murmuring)

658
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,391
(sighs)

659
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,051
THEO:
If my client killed
your turkeys, as you say,

660
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,436
where are the carcasses ?

661
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,972
(speaking Greek)

662
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:38,439
(speaking Greek)

663
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:40,483
He disposed of them.

664
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:41,737
JUDGE:
You are wasting

665
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,398
the time of the court
if you have no evidence.

666
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,867
Excellent point.

667
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,197
Thank you.

668
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,620
(translating):
Leslie was living
with Sotos and Fotis.

669
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,843
Leslie was the one
who shot off the lock.

670
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:10,680
(shouting in Greek)

671
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,310
He's an armed robber.

672
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,311
JUDGE:
(shouting in Greek)

673
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,519
JUDGE:
These are serious
allegations.

674
00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,608
We will come back tomorrow.

675
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,694
It wasn't an armed robbery.

676
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,494
Except I suppose,
strictly speaking,

677
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,205
I was armed
and we did rob somewhere.

678
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,994
Oh, Leslie !

679
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,129
But we only stole some booze;
we didn't shoot anybody !

680
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,380
Theo says

681
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:42,631
the law here is that

682
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,542
you will go to jail
if found guilty.

683
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,131
Sotos and Fotis
made me !

684
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,796
I couldn't look
like a coward.

685
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,215
Lots of people have gone to jail
for their beliefs:

686
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,929
Oscar Wilde; Voltaire;

687
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,094
Crazy Horse,
the Sioux Indian chief.

688
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,638
I don't believe in stealing
cheap Greek whisky !

689
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,647
Stop it !

690
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,399
Why did I bring us here ?

691
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,060
Could've happened
to Leslie anywhere.

692
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,155
Where are you going ?

693
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,790
It's about Leslie.

694
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:24,549
I've no right to ask,
and, well,

695
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,960
you could argue that my son
is no better than you.

696
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,676
But he is barely
an adult,

697
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,182
and if you could say that
he wasn't involved

698
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,093
in the robbery,

699
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,932
if you could do
the noble thing

700
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,642
and be lenient with him,

701
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:42,810
well, then maybe the judge
would be lenient with you.

702
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:45,729
(spits)

703
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,363
Maybe.

704
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,785
You're probably
not allowed tins, are you ?

705
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:26,269
(sighs)

706
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,190
(door opens)

707
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:35,862
(speaking in Greek)

708
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,379
(door closes)

709
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:54,846
Kalimera.

710
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:56,133
ALL:
Kalimera.

711
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,775
I am dismissing

712
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,230
this case.

713
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,485
The defendant

714
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,897
Leslie Durrell
is clearly blameless.

715
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,736
The plaintiff shall give
to the defendant

716
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,742
six of his best turkeys

717
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,744
in compensation.

718
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,496
Everyone is dismissed.

719
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:26,171
Except the Durrell family
and legal representatives.

720
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:37,216
You are implicated
in a more serious crime:

721
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,430
the armed robbery
of the storehouse.

722
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:41,435
Let me say this...

723
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,346
No.

724
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,685
However, the co-accused,
Sotos and Fotis,

725
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,853
now claim that
they acted alone,

726
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,191
for whatever reason.

727
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:55,234
So there is no case
to answer.

728
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,197
But he is

729
00:40:57,372 --> 00:41:00,034
at the top
of a slippery slope.

730
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,744
Don't let him fall.

731
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,679
You see ?
Worry, it's overrated.

732
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:21,138
No, apparently worry
and parenthood are inseparable.

733
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,223
I am going to sleep
for a week.

734
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,270
Right.

735
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,355
Everybody, back to the house
for supper !

736
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:46,918
Spiros, thank you
for your legal expertise.

737
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,750
I think we know it was you
who made the difference.

738
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,165
I don't know what you mean.

739
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,835
You sold your wedding ring
to bribe those two thugs.

740
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,427
Well, I offered shortbread,

741
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,636
but it seems
the modern criminal

742
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:02,926
expects more.

743
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:17,941
Don't ask.

744
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,705
(sighs)

745
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,254
(chickens clucking)

746
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,714
Bravo, Leslie !

747
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,550
(clucking)

748
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:40,964
(speaking Greek)

749
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,730

Mother !

750
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,234
My first proper wages !

751
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,486
I'm going to invest
in a feather boa.

752
00:42:55,656 --> 00:43:00,491
Well, everybody has
to contribute, so...

753
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,322
...invest in half
a feather boa.

754
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:06,206
That is outrageous !

755
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,741
How is the reclusive countess,
Margo ?

756
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,330
I may be missing
something,

757
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,338
but I find her
rather sweet and jolly.

758
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,925
Where are you going ?
I'm not telling you.

759
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,882
Not the lavatory,
in case you get any ideas.

760
00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,136
(laughs)

761
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,013
(sarcastic laughter)

762
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,139
(laughing)

763
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:32,939
(knocking)

764
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,226
(door opens)

765
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,143
Oh !

766
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,029
There's something
I want to say.

767
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,818
Gerry, I know I complain
about your creatures, but...

768
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,485
Well, you're serious
about this animal business,

769
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,494
aren't you ?

770
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,280
Yes, I am.

771
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,795
Didn't we bury that ?

772
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,048
GERRY:
Yes, but I changed my mind
and dug it up and stuffed it.

773
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,298
Oh.

774
00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,675
GERRY:
First you remove
the skin,

775
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:01,711
then you rub
non-iodized salt on it,

776
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,924
and then you
take the head,

777
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,680
and you...

778
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,801
I want you
to have my dress.

779
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,016
Oh, Margo.

780
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,680
I can't !

781
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:13,974
It's yours.

782
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,521
(laughing)

783
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:26,868
Is it bat ?

784
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,028
(laughs)

785
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,086
Theo, would you like
to say grace ?

786
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,626
Oh, yes, yes, of course.

787
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:51,726
I added a beard.

788
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:56,524
(saying “The Lord's Prayer"
in Greek)

789
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:05,492

“Lady Marchmont glimpsed
Lord Tim in the distance.

790
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:10,371
Was that the flicker
of interest from him, or..."

791
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,873
Do I have to read this ?

792
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,787
You do if you want
to borrow any books.

793
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,709
“She felt hot in places
she'd never felt hot before.“

794
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,627
Don't make anything up.

795
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:31,801
“Seeking ventilation, she went
onto her beloved veranda

796
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,810
"and played
with her pooch Leonard,

797
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:38,315
who had always provided
distraction at times of crisis."

798
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,105
So...

799
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,325
Leslie, what's that ?

800
00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:49,451
Hm ?

801
00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:50,486
Darling,
behind your back ?

802
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:51,620
A stick.

803
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,286
Just a bit of night shooting,
that's all.

804
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,546
What will it take
for you to learn ?

805
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,471
(splash)

806
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:20,607
No.

807
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:36,866
What a week.

808
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,540
I'm sorry
about my little wobble.

809
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,046
No, I checked.

810
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,547
You don't wobble.

811
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,754
(laughs)

812
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,366
That's better.

813
00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:37,768
ii