1 00:00:01,278 --> 00:00:03,655 You know the guy, who only does evil- 2 00:00:03,823 --> 00:00:06,492 - and then thinks, why life knocks. 3 00:00:06,659 --> 00:00:09,078 That was me. 4 00:00:09,245 --> 00:00:10,830 When something good happened- 5 00:00:10,996 --> 00:00:13,374 -misfortune was waiting around the corner. 6 00:00:15,626 --> 00:00:17,002 Karma. 7 00:00:17,169 --> 00:00:20,506 That's when I realized that i had to change. 8 00:00:20,673 --> 00:00:22,883 I made a list of everyone of my bad deeds. 9 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:26,303 I will fix all my mistakes one by one. 10 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:30,975 I try to be a better person. I'm Earl. 11 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:36,230 You may be surprised when I have is a neat coat- 12 00:00:36,397 --> 00:00:39,066 - with places in the elbows. I am a teacher. 13 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:41,026 Well, there you go. Let's get started. 14 00:00:41,193 --> 00:00:44,697 How difficult it is to teach America for foreigners? 15 00:00:46,615 --> 00:00:47,992 Hello. 16 00:00:49,493 --> 00:00:54,457 My name is Earl. 17 00:00:54,623 --> 00:00:57,918 My name is Earl. 18 00:00:58,085 --> 00:01:02,089 Really? Hello, Earl. 19 00:01:02,256 --> 00:01:05,217 Here, Earl is a boy's name. 20 00:01:05,384 --> 00:01:06,844 Why am I here? 21 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:10,806 Number 27. I made fun of people, who spoke with an accent. 22 00:01:10,973 --> 00:01:14,351 Not good. This is really inflamed. 23 00:01:16,645 --> 00:01:19,440 You might lose your arm. This is serious. 24 00:01:19,607 --> 00:01:23,486 You can't pronounce water. 25 00:01:26,113 --> 00:01:27,907 Sorry to interrupt- 26 00:01:28,074 --> 00:01:31,535 - but we're looking station for buses. 27 00:01:31,702 --> 00:01:33,746 Exactly, exactly. 28 00:01:33,913 --> 00:01:36,457 Erchky, birchky, barton, churchty. 29 00:01:43,714 --> 00:01:48,427 - Shall I take your plate? - No, I want to suck your blood. 30 00:01:49,845 --> 00:01:53,224 I didn't know how I would replace bullying- 31 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:56,060 - so from a person who talks funny. 32 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:59,146 Or he speaks with an accent. 33 00:01:59,313 --> 00:02:02,900 Did you make fun of people's speech? You should be ashamed. 34 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,444 I'm ashamed. I don't know how i would replace it. 35 00:02:05,611 --> 00:02:08,656 If you want to make up for your mockery for talking bad... 36 00:02:08,823 --> 00:02:11,951 - ...teach people to speak the language. - That could work. 37 00:02:12,118 --> 00:02:14,286 Does the manager know that you wash plastic cups- 38 00:02:14,453 --> 00:02:15,955 -and take them to the rooms? 39 00:02:16,122 --> 00:02:18,374 He invented it. Time is wasted- 40 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:21,502 - while cleaning while AAA took half our stars off. 41 00:02:22,962 --> 00:02:24,922 That's why I'm here. Teaching. 42 00:02:25,089 --> 00:02:27,675 The last time I stood in front of foreigners- 43 00:02:27,842 --> 00:02:29,385 I robbed the inspection station. 44 00:02:29,552 --> 00:02:33,347 Well, there you go. Let's try some basic instructions. 45 00:02:33,514 --> 00:02:38,519 You can go to the library when turns left at the lights. 46 00:02:38,686 --> 00:02:42,565 All right. You. How do you get to the library? 47 00:02:42,731 --> 00:02:46,610 My name is Earl. 48 00:02:46,777 --> 00:02:49,655 They wouldn't find the library. 49 00:02:49,822 --> 00:02:51,198 Crazy. 50 00:02:51,365 --> 00:02:53,993 How can you come here and find the library- 51 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,536 -if you don't speak English? 52 00:02:56,787 --> 00:02:59,957 - Here's some food. - Thanks, crab man. 53 00:03:00,124 --> 00:03:03,169 I've been thinking of another sentence- 54 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:05,129 - when I bring food. 55 00:03:05,296 --> 00:03:09,759 - I can't say anything about it. - It's hard. 56 00:03:11,218 --> 00:03:14,138 "Here's food" is good. It tells you what's going on. 57 00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:20,478 Guess who got out of jail based on good behavior? 58 00:03:20,644 --> 00:03:23,063 Goodness! 59 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:26,066 Ralph Mariano. Before prison- 60 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:30,738 - me Randy and Ralph we stole together. 61 00:03:30,905 --> 00:03:34,617 - We had a lot of fun sometimes. - I made nachos. 62 00:03:34,784 --> 00:03:36,577 We even forgot to steal. 63 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,168 18 months. I missed you. 64 00:03:44,335 --> 00:03:46,796 Same here. It feels good to hug- 65 00:03:46,962 --> 00:03:49,215 - and knows that it will lead nowhere. 66 00:03:51,675 --> 00:03:54,303 Should I go to jail? early to bed? 67 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:56,722 Lights out at nine- 68 00:03:56,889 --> 00:03:59,683 - but you can jump in the dark as long as you want. 69 00:04:00,976 --> 00:04:03,479 - I'll serve the beers. - No, I'll offer. 70 00:04:03,646 --> 00:04:05,981 The guards paid 12 cents per hour 71 00:04:06,148 --> 00:04:07,775 -when I filed my tax returns. 72 00:04:07,942 --> 00:04:11,362 They're gonna have trouble! 73 00:04:11,529 --> 00:04:13,948 Don't tell Ralph, that I have changed. 74 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:16,450 - Don't tell about the list. - Why not? 75 00:04:16,617 --> 00:04:19,829 I don't know how he will react. I taught him to steal. 76 00:04:19,995 --> 00:04:23,666 I am his wax and her painting husband. 77 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:28,087 Mr. Miyagi. 78 00:04:32,133 --> 00:04:35,803 - What are you doing, Ralph? - Hey, Earl. Hello, Randy. 79 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:37,972 I was thinking about how I want to un- 80 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:40,683 - but I don't get money, unless I clean my room. 81 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:43,727 Look. 82 00:04:48,607 --> 00:04:52,403 - It's a street piñata. - Cool. 83 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:55,614 I'm going to get a soda. 84 00:05:02,371 --> 00:05:05,374 I knew I would tell about the list at some point- 85 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:08,878 - but I wanted to have fun as before. 86 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:10,796 Yes. 87 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:16,427 Earl. I'm Earl. 88 00:05:18,471 --> 00:05:21,265 - Hey, buddy. - Hello. Guy. 89 00:05:21,432 --> 00:05:23,392 Yeah. 90 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:27,688 Nothing for me, Tonto. 91 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:31,901 He has been in prison. 92 00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:35,988 He can't say "The Native Americans". 93 00:05:42,036 --> 00:05:44,121 I didn't want change. 94 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:47,166 It caused a dilemma. 95 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,168 He likes to steal. 96 00:05:54,548 --> 00:05:57,343 That's why I thought that what should be done- 97 00:05:57,510 --> 00:06:00,596 -when someone close to you does bad things. 98 00:06:01,931 --> 00:06:06,602 Let's see. Bride on the run. 99 00:06:06,769 --> 00:06:10,815 Is karma waiting for me to stop him? 100 00:06:13,609 --> 00:06:16,237 I let my sister use this. 101 00:06:16,404 --> 00:06:18,447 Many would probably pay a lot- 102 00:06:18,614 --> 00:06:20,783 -to get a lap dance from the bride. 103 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:33,254 Although I try to be a better person, am I responsible to karma- 104 00:06:33,421 --> 00:06:36,006 - from all evil, what are my friends doing? 105 00:06:38,426 --> 00:06:40,177 The last time Karma struck- 106 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:43,931 - I went under the car and ate a steak on the whistle for three weeks- 107 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:47,017 -I didn't want to find out about it. 108 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:49,562 I spent my night there, that I came back- 109 00:06:49,728 --> 00:06:53,065 - and I canceled all Ralph's bad deeds. 110 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:58,863 My friend left here, and no paid for hair gel or something. 111 00:07:00,823 --> 00:07:03,325 I'm Earl. 112 00:07:11,876 --> 00:07:13,252 Hey, asshole. 113 00:07:13,419 --> 00:07:17,506 I don't know why you teach English, but you have to stop. 114 00:07:17,673 --> 00:07:19,216 Sorry what? 115 00:07:19,383 --> 00:07:22,887 - Is there a Chinese Kim Lee? - He's Vietnamese. 116 00:07:23,053 --> 00:07:26,891 I don't care where he's from. He doesn't need to learn. 117 00:07:27,057 --> 00:07:28,434 - Why? - It endangers... 118 00:07:28,601 --> 00:07:30,394 ...my nail decoration business. 119 00:07:31,979 --> 00:07:35,775 My ex Joy has a nail business in his caravan. 120 00:07:35,941 --> 00:07:37,693 Shall I paint the signs of the Milky Way? 121 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:40,905 There are 12 of them. But I can add two to the toes. 122 00:07:41,072 --> 00:07:42,448 Business went well- 123 00:07:42,615 --> 00:07:45,910 - until Kim Lee opened of a competing company. 124 00:07:46,077 --> 00:07:47,703 WE DO HAPPY NAILS 125 00:07:50,915 --> 00:07:55,753 Joy hated competition, so he wanted an advantage. 126 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,714 Joy's nail studio WE SPEAK ENGLISH 127 00:07:58,881 --> 00:08:00,549 You can't teach him to talk. 128 00:08:00,716 --> 00:08:03,511 - Children need food. - They are good people. 129 00:08:03,677 --> 00:08:05,387 They get to learn. 130 00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:09,517 And not. It is not in the Bible nothing about the right to learn. 131 00:08:09,683 --> 00:08:11,393 It's on the list. 132 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,522 I made fun of people who do not know the language. 133 00:08:14,688 --> 00:08:18,526 - On what list? - Hello, Ralph. 134 00:08:18,692 --> 00:08:21,821 - What was it like in prison? - I'll give you a five. 135 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:23,531 - What list? - Nothing. 136 00:08:23,697 --> 00:08:26,242 Hasn't this Urpo told you about his list? 137 00:08:26,409 --> 00:08:28,828 - Shut up. - He's really nice now. 138 00:08:28,994 --> 00:08:31,831 He changed for good and so did we the rest of us will suffer. 139 00:08:33,124 --> 00:08:35,251 Changed for good. What is he talking about? 140 00:08:35,418 --> 00:08:37,211 I was going to tell you. I just don't... 141 00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:39,213 You wait now. 142 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,215 Is that why sister's wedding dress is gone? 143 00:08:41,382 --> 00:08:43,175 - Did you take it back? - I had to. 144 00:08:43,342 --> 00:08:44,927 I won't steal anymore, Ralph. 145 00:08:50,224 --> 00:08:52,476 I don't even know what to say. 146 00:08:55,688 --> 00:08:58,691 Is his sister getting married? 147 00:08:58,858 --> 00:09:02,695 If I'm not gas, I immediately marched to the club- 148 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:05,406 -and I'll strangle him to that pole. 149 00:09:07,956 --> 00:09:10,459 I explained everything to Ralph at breakfast. 150 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:13,336 Karma, list, change. 151 00:09:13,503 --> 00:09:17,716 He had looked at his French, until I won the lottery. 152 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:19,968 Did you win a hundred thousand dollars? 153 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:22,054 Yes, because I started doing good. 154 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:24,306 I spend money on the implementation of the list. 155 00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:26,475 Really, Karma works. 156 00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:29,394 - Karma? - Yes. 157 00:09:29,561 --> 00:09:31,021 Like that tattoo of yours. 158 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,733 They are freaking tadpoles. 159 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,944 I thought so too. It's karma. 160 00:09:40,197 --> 00:09:41,698 I'm going to the sled. 161 00:09:41,865 --> 00:09:44,534 - What? - I'll go with you. 162 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:47,496 I steal just to get better life 163 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:51,583 - and if it succeeds karma with help, I'll come along. 164 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,794 - It's fine. - Yes. 165 00:09:55,045 --> 00:09:57,964 There are two cougars at work here, right? 166 00:09:59,841 --> 00:10:01,760 There are two cougars in the woods. 167 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:05,097 If Ralph would mend his ways, he needed work. 168 00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:08,850 Fortunately, I knew the manager of the lamp store. 169 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,895 Now look at him. He is born among the lamps. 170 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:17,609 When Ralph was under treatment, I went back to class. 171 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:21,571 Teaching people is difficult. That's why teachers are paid well. 172 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:25,033 One block to the right. 173 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:29,121 Two blocks, then left. 174 00:10:29,287 --> 00:10:32,124 Then you get there, where does earl live 175 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:35,419 Who wants to say how can you get to earl's place? 176 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:41,174 Although Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop? 177 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:45,011 When an erection lasts more than four hours- 178 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,724 - it requires immediate medical attention. 179 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:51,560 TV as homework didn't seem to work. 180 00:10:51,727 --> 00:10:53,895 He cursed me in his mother tongue. 181 00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:56,064 Seacrest out. 182 00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:59,943 Thanks, A-Lop-Lop. 183 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:03,572 Kim Lee. How to get To Earl's? 184 00:11:05,824 --> 00:11:07,576 Where is Kim? 185 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,455 When you do someone's nails- 186 00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:15,292 -you say: "I'm doing a good job." 187 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:17,627 I'm doing a good job. 188 00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:22,507 Then say, “I will a big inflammation." 189 00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:25,594 I give a big inflammation. 190 00:11:25,761 --> 00:11:27,929 Really good. 191 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,642 Teaching was frustrating, so I wanted to relax- 192 00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:36,354 among those who speak my own language. 193 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,482 Hello, Earl. Look where I moved. 194 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:41,985 - You have your own place. Humdinger. - Exactly. 195 00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:45,489 - You have work and... - Yes. 196 00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:54,581 - Lots of lamps. - I stole them from work. 197 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,750 I understand. Why? 198 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,668 That's what I do, Earl. I'm stealing. 199 00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:00,462 I thought you were going to change? 200 00:12:00,629 --> 00:12:02,589 I tried your way. 201 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,132 I was good all morning. 202 00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:06,510 Then at lunch I bought 20 scratch cards. 203 00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:09,179 I scraped them all, and I didn't win anything. 204 00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:10,847 This Karma doesn't work. 205 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:13,892 - Give it time. - I don't think so. 206 00:12:14,059 --> 00:12:16,269 I'm a thief, not a lamp dealer. 207 00:12:19,064 --> 00:12:23,860 I hate to say it, but I don't can be with you anymore. 208 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,071 Are you serious? 209 00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:28,782 I'm sorry. I can't to be with you- 210 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,119 -if you keep stealing and you're evil. 211 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,830 I'm going to keep stealing and being bad. 212 00:12:34,996 --> 00:12:36,540 I can see it. 213 00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:38,333 I'm sorry. 214 00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:44,506 I guess we have to say goodbye now. 215 00:12:45,882 --> 00:12:48,009 I guess so. 216 00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:49,845 Do you want a lamp with you'? 217 00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:55,142 Nice offer, but I can't. 218 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,727 Come on, Randy. 219 00:12:56,893 --> 00:13:00,564 - I'll stay here. - What? 220 00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:04,860 Ralph stole the cart. He pushing me in the parking lot. 221 00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:07,654 Randy, we have to go. 222 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:11,074 We have a list to deal with. 223 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,745 Earl, you have to-do list checkout. 224 00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:17,414 I don't have a list. I want to have fun. 225 00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:22,169 Right. Have fun. 226 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,881 Have fun. 227 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,062 Why don't you play with your friends? 228 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:43,065 Because the cart has been stolen. I can't participate in it. 229 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:46,026 - Why is Randy there? - He doesn't have a list. 230 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,571 Randy is a big boy who can make independent decisions. 231 00:13:49,738 --> 00:13:52,365 If he chooses to ride in the parking lot- 232 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:57,245 - and not his brother, that is his entitlement. 233 00:13:57,412 --> 00:14:00,749 Right.. What's that word? 234 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,667 I learned English a year ago. 235 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:05,212 Whatever it is, it's his. 236 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,179 - Right? - Maybe. 237 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,644 Soon Randy spent everything of his time with Ralph. 238 00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:23,855 I started to miss him. 239 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:33,365 I didn't have time to iron. 240 00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,660 There were new Americans in the class- 241 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:39,913 - who didn't understand a word. 242 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,841 - Hello? - Earl, Ralph here. 243 00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:53,927 We have a problem. We tried to break into a house. 244 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,556 Randy got stuck in the chimney. We tried in the style of Santa Claus. 245 00:14:57,723 --> 00:15:00,392 Damn, Ralph. I knew that something would happen. 246 00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:03,770 This is the karma I was talking about. Where are you? 247 00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:15,365 - Who were you talking to? - My mother. 248 00:15:15,532 --> 00:15:17,576 A squirrel came to his house- 249 00:15:17,743 --> 00:15:19,619 -and he tried to drive it away. 250 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:23,040 He hit it with the lamp. 251 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,419 I'm sorry. 252 00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:43,340 Good. You are awake. 253 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,925 How did you get into my room? 254 00:15:45,092 --> 00:15:47,845 Where Earl likes won a hundred thousand? 255 00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:50,097 You hit me on the head with a lamp. 256 00:15:50,264 --> 00:15:54,101 I'm sorry about that. Really. 257 00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:58,105 Money hurts people. There's nothing you can do about it. 258 00:15:58,272 --> 00:16:00,316 Humans are weak, aren't they? 259 00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,443 I guess so. 260 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,361 Where does Earl keep his money? 261 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,906 I'm not going to help you to steal from my brother. 262 00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:11,077 I wish you hadn't said that. 263 00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:16,957 - Where is the money? - I won't tell. 264 00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:18,793 I'm sorry. Really. 265 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,295 I'm a bad person. I can't help it. 266 00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:25,257 - I know, it's not your fault. - It's fine. 267 00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,145 I didn't call anyone about the chimney. 268 00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,856 This is just a routine check. Randy? 269 00:16:41,023 --> 00:16:43,234 Why do you call my chimney Randy? 270 00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:44,860 I call everyone Randy. 271 00:16:45,027 --> 00:16:47,029 Sniffers in London say so. 272 00:16:47,196 --> 00:16:50,699 Can I sniff your Randy, ma'am? 273 00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:52,952 The chimney is made in England. Randy? 274 00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:57,289 - Randy! - I'll get my gun. 275 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,463 Not doing this. 276 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:07,967 I don't want to do this. You are a good friend. 277 00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,885 I don't want to burn your testicles. 278 00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:12,513 Let's stop and forget, that this happened. 279 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,181 That would be nice. 280 00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:17,101 As long as you tell me where Earl keeps his money. 281 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:19,228 They are in the safe. 282 00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:21,105 Earl carries the keys with him. 283 00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:22,648 Don't burn my legs. 284 00:17:23,691 --> 00:17:27,319 Randy wasn't stuck in the chimney. It was good. 285 00:17:27,486 --> 00:17:29,905 He had learned from two from last time. 286 00:17:30,072 --> 00:17:33,951 Something was going on. Randy? 287 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,126 Earl? 288 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:46,338 It hurt. What happened? 289 00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:48,758 Ralph set the trap. 290 00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:51,594 He took the key to the safe and your driver's license. 291 00:17:51,761 --> 00:17:54,638 He is going to the bank to steal your money. 292 00:17:54,805 --> 00:17:57,683 They don't give money. He doesn't look like me. 293 00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:00,311 He looked as he left. 294 00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:03,647 Yes. 295 00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:07,109 Hi, what do you think? 296 00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:10,946 I believe in karma. When you do good, good things happen. 297 00:18:12,531 --> 00:18:15,367 I'm sorry. The reason is mine. 298 00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:18,746 I was bad and it happened to me bad. Karma. 299 00:18:18,913 --> 00:18:20,289 That's what you always say. 300 00:18:20,456 --> 00:18:22,917 I don't understand. Why Karma is punishing me? 301 00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,669 You romp with Ralph. I'm good. 302 00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:28,005 You have been good. 303 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:32,134 If you call karma, it comes to save us. 304 00:18:32,301 --> 00:18:35,096 That's not how it works. It's karma, not Lassie. 305 00:18:35,262 --> 00:18:37,348 At least try it. 306 00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:39,642 - I'm not calling... - Try, Earl. 307 00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:42,144 We lose everything and it's my fault. 308 00:18:42,311 --> 00:18:47,775 - Can you even try? - It's fine. Karma. 309 00:18:49,485 --> 00:18:51,862 - It doesn't work. - Shout louder. 310 00:18:53,072 --> 00:18:56,700 - Karma! - Rumor? 311 00:18:58,661 --> 00:19:02,206 - God. - Behold, the army of karma. 312 00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:05,793 It consists of everyone of the people of the world. 313 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,004 - What are you doing here? - You don't come to class. 314 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:12,341 - How did you find me? - One block, then right. 315 00:19:12,508 --> 00:19:14,218 Two blocks and left. 316 00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:17,096 That's where Earl lives. 317 00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:21,517 Capp. I taught you something. 318 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:25,104 Thanks, karma! 319 00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:32,403 When I got free, I called the bank about Ralph. 320 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,280 They called the police. 321 00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,125 More police officers would have been needed- 322 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,462 - but Constable Lee had emergency in the family. 323 00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:56,510 Big inflammation. 324 00:19:56,677 --> 00:19:59,764 I don't know what he speaks the right language- 325 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:01,807 -but he's lying. 326 00:20:04,477 --> 00:20:08,022 Thanks to karma, the money was there safe and everything was fine. 327 00:20:08,189 --> 00:20:10,024 Thanks to my students- 328 00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:13,611 - I got to delete "for other people's accents of laughing" from my list. 329 00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:18,324 - Here is the teacher. - Looks delicious. 330 00:20:18,491 --> 00:20:22,703 - Thank you very much, crab man. - Please, Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop. 331 00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:28,834 I could have told the police, where Ralph is found- 332 00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:32,338 -but he is my friend after all. 333 00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:36,675 No one deserves a third mistake from a lamp strike. 334 00:20:36,842 --> 00:20:39,929 Hello, Earl. Here it is your safe deposit box key. 335 00:20:40,096 --> 00:20:42,681 I apologize. I got a little confused. 336 00:20:42,848 --> 00:20:46,393 - You know how these go. - No problem. 337 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,188 Randy, shall we play pool? 338 00:20:49,355 --> 00:20:54,276 No thanks, we have to take care stuff on Earl's list. 339 00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:57,321 All right. 340 00:20:58,948 --> 00:21:01,367 - Thank you. - By all means. 341 00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:03,619 Seacrest out. 342 00:21:06,122 --> 00:21:10,292 Finnish translation: Riikka Strandman www.sdimedia.com