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<i>Cameliard Fortress</i>

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I am outraged!

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A summons.

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At your very relaxed discretion,

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no consultation. I'm outraged!

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Be outraged quietly!

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Quit bawling!

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Crazy.

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Have you sent many?

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There's been some sending, yes.

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At least sixty copies.

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Dispatched all around.

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Enough pissing around.
We launch.

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We trigger.
We precipitate.

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But who says the Round Table is ready?

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Better:
we're perfectly aware it isn't.

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Right. Enough.

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- Where's the King?
- Snoozing.

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In his bedroom.

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Snoozing in his bedroom.

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You're saying he supports this scheme?

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He'd have to be aware.
Why were you told to shut up?

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You call the first meeting

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of the new Round Table,

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behind Arthur Pendragon's back?

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Hell yeah.

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We'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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Are you out of your minds?

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Less goddamn loud!

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How many objections did I state?

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As many as we ignored.

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This is a disaster.

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You're dramatizing.

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So, by "not ready,"

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you mean...

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We're not.

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But there's "not."

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- And "not."
- That's "not."

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What's the holdup?

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How many decades
to stick a table in a barn?

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For half a year,

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we've been struggling
to restore an edifice

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for which
your gracious government

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has granted us
usufruct privileges.

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It housed a siege-engine manufacture,

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but now, thanks to the weapons ban,

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it's a cattle market!

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The floor's covered in droppings.

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We stuff our noses with thyme,
so we won't puke.

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Endless shoveling!

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How can you tolerate

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knights congregating
in a stinking shithole?

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I thought the creed
of the new Round Table was humility?

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Knee-deep in manure.

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Kills the smugness.

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You think you'll wake up someday

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and all will be magically back
to normal?

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The majesty of stubbornness!

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He gets to Kaamelott,
"Tear it down!"

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Trashed his crib,
so he squats mine!

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Can't stand his apathy.
Been sitting on his hands since the coup.

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You'd think he'd be wearing pants!

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He doesn't care about your Table.
No shits given.

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That's a bit strong.

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Doesn't trouble us with it.

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- He gets up at sundown.
- If at all.

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If I were he, I'd stay in bed too.

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What's the insinuation?

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His divine sword spits black fire.

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To trim his toenails?
No, to bump off Lancelot.

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Has he offed him?
Seems not.

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What do you call
flouting divine orders?

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The sin of disobedience.

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With that around my neck,
I'd stay in bed too.

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Ladies and gents.

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Aren't you overdoing it some?

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Getting any work done?

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What's cooking?

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Sire, I left the Table the instant

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we intercepted this dispatch.

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This is real.

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Your in-laws
have organized the first meeting

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of the new Round Table.

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And told no one!

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A letter does that.

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Well, that's nice.

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- But...
- We're unprepared.

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You're good. Chill.

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Sire!

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You approve?

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Approve?

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Considering I won't attend...

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We get it,
you've adopted the "contrarian attitude."

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Duly registered.

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But be reasonable.
No Round Table without you.

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No pressure. You go ahead.

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But I'm out.

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What do I tell the knights
we summoned in vain?

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"Welcome, there's no King"?

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No King, and it stinks.

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- Sire!
- Let it go.

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He's out.

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Get used to his absence.

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Because sooner or later...

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Meaning?

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He'll do himself in.

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As Kaamelott collapsed,

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we know you planned
to stay under the rubble!

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If the kids hadn't acted,
you'd be there.

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What's it to you?

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We Britons endured a ten-year tyranny

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under Lancelot's regency.

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For all the false hopes you gave,

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you should've stayed in Araby.

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In Araby, I was a slave.

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Here, I am king.

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Get this: I was better off there.

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No, I won't kill Lancelot.

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No, I won't lead the Round Table.

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Thought about it,

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but no.

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Outta my league.

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Hey!

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Grab the lass
and scram before it hits again!

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Water first?

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Can't just watch it burn.

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Whatever, we're gone!

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If you're not too busy,
can we request a hand?

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Out!

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Next four!

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That stays outside.

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Four, not three!

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Together or not!

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Tiny table by the latrine.

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Or you can eat ferns in the woods.

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You varlets! Twenty more logs!

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- Twenty?
- Our food's an hour late!

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Eat twice tonight.

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You can't just split!

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With the fair on, two rushes a day!

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What's that say?
Did you mention a summons?

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Yes, but...

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Still undecided at the front of the line:
get back!

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- You got his order?
- Nope.

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I don't speak Spittle.

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Get your ass to the back!

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Get back, wretch!

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You know I can't read.

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When we get mail, tell me what's in it.

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This, for one,

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is certainly news of Sir Percival.

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The hell with him!

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What is this?

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I know the Cameliard seal!

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It might be some sort of summons.

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But if you take off, how will I manage?

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With your brother and three clowns?

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Does that include me?
Watch it. I'm useful.

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I'm a knight of the Round Table.

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If I'm summoned to the new Table, I go.

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I can't ladle soup all my life.

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Soup needs ladling. Wretch!

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Still don't get it?

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As a veteran, you can skip the start.
Introductions,

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Round Table, knights,
the whole nine leagues!

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You don't need it spelled out.

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Last five pork sausages!

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No rough shit.

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First broken chair

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gets you suspended a month!

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You'll eat dead leaves.

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Quit mewling,
there's poultry-mushroom pie.

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Last three!

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I'm alone on cleanup,
where are the two grunts?

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Splitting wood.

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- You're not. Help me.
- I'm on cutlets.

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Served in what?
No clean bowls!

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- Faster on the bowls.
- Faster!

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Enough!

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Enough, wretches!

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One clean bowl gets me five filthies!
I'm no magician!

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We're outta bowls!

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Goddamn!

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There's a guy asking
for "Merlin, the famous wizard."

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Famous wizard?
Our Merlin's not famous.

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Not a wizard either.

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Merlin!

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Great wizard

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of Kaamelott,

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sorcerer to Kings Uther
and Arthur Pendragon,

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victor of the Great Squirrel
of Markyal,

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author of the scroll

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"Druidism For Geezers,"

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decimator of the School of Trout

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of the Fivefold-Curséd River,

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I have come here

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seeking you.

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Take a step back.

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Why?

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If he wants a duel,
that's my out.

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Merlin!

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We must join forces against evil.

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I'll give you contrarian attitude.

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The shit's on you.

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The shit's on you!

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I was thinking.

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You blaspheme,

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and I get struck by lightning?

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A bit hairy-footed, you think?

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When I saw you leave at dawn, I said,

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"That's it,
they went after his wife,

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he'll kill Lancelot
with his magic sword."

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Well.

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Another time.

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It's us!

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The hell they doing here?

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The hell they doing here?

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You dress in rags for Mommy and Auntie?

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Spotted you in the distance.
We said,

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"Some knave snuck in to steal scraps!"

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Nobody told you we were coming?

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Slipped our minds.

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Frankly, I thought you'd croaked.

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But he'd be dressed the same.

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No, I'd be gone.

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So this is your famous Cameliard?

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Heaven knows
we swore never to set foot here.

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Good oath.
You should've kept it.

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I hadn't seen my son
in nearly 12 years.

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Since Lancelot's takeover.

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We worried so, in those dark years!

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How many times
did the Saxons interrogate us,

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"Where is your son?"

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"Give us information, about your son!"

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"No, we know nothing," we said.

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We didn't snitch.

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But you had no information to give.

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Exactly.

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Lack of information
ensured we didn't snitch.

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Enough. What do you want?

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We've come to speak of an heir.

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Of?

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Can't say you've shown much disposition.

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What the hell...

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Do I throw 'em out?

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It's quite odd
that you wouldn't agree with us.

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Think I was waiting for you?

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Thrice a week at tea time,
I nag 'em.

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Fat lot of good.

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Our room's next door.
Think the ruckus drives us out?

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Nope. We sleep like corpses.

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Adding to the historical issue

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of your lack of manhood,

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there is, more recently, your age.

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Both your ages, as it happens.

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Already loving this.

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- What'd they say?
- Nothing.

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There's no shame
in being limp-whistled.

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So you're more into table talk
with a bunch of asshats,

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But are you at least trying?

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- None of your business!
- No.

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I'm starting to lip-read.

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They ask if we're getting there?

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No. We don't touch.

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I'm not bitter.

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We appreciate each other, but no.

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And being totally ignorant on the topic,

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I can't really identify the problem,
let alone initiate anything.

269
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You've cheered us all up,
why don't you leave?

270
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,876
We wouldn't raise an issue...

271
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,168
... without bringing a solution.

272
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:03,209
We offer you a mixture.

273
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:06,418
That cost us about a leg each.

274
00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:07,751
It's a mixture

275
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:09,334
for couples.

276
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:14,084
Split it into two herb teas,
on a night that boogies some,

277
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,459
it boosts all parameters.

278
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:19,709
Fertility, enthusiasm, endurance.

279
00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:24,751
It'd make moldy centenarian cripples
squeeze out quadruplets.

280
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,543
That vial may contain
the promise of a radiant future

281
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:35,043
for the Kingdom of Logres.

282
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:49,376
Here's the miracle survivor.

283
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:52,876
Can't rule out another ceiling collapse.

284
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,543
Could I change rooms?

285
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,501
Change rooms...

286
00:19:56,668 --> 00:19:59,709
Think this is Amenhotep's?
We're outta rooms.

287
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:03,168
Don't mind us fixing your pad
while you stand around?

288
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:06,251
You don't mind we're doing repairs?

289
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:08,293
What have we done wrong?

290
00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,959
Housed a jackass
who pisses off the gods?

291
00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:16,918
Help remove the burnt bits,
we'll clean behind the bed.

292
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:37,876
Father?

293
00:21:47,209 --> 00:21:48,168
Father!

294
00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:55,376
Father, over here!

295
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:58,126
<i>Ruins of Ban</i>

296
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,084
Can you hear me?

297
00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:06,418
Do you understand my words?

298
00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:10,543
I am your son!
Do you understand?

299
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,543
I am Lancelot!

300
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,043
I left this fortress

301
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,918
and yourself
when I was but a very young...

302
00:22:27,918 --> 00:22:29,043
boy.

303
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:38,043
Stay there.

304
00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:40,209
Stay there!

305
00:22:47,293 --> 00:22:50,209
Look, you gifted me this knife.

306
00:22:51,251 --> 00:22:52,584
Do you remember?

307
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,501
I'm not sure what you mean
by changing hues.

308
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:02,501
Is it a yes?

309
00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:03,918
No?

310
00:23:08,293 --> 00:23:09,209
Father?

311
00:23:50,459 --> 00:23:51,459
<i>Sire,</i>

312
00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:54,251
one of the most respected druids
of Britannia.

313
00:23:55,418 --> 00:23:56,626
Well, isn't he?

314
00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:58,793
As much as anyone else.

315
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,209
Who knows his mug?

316
00:24:00,376 --> 00:24:03,168
Anyone outshining Mister Elias...

317
00:24:03,334 --> 00:24:05,626
Even you're more famous
than he is.

318
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:06,793
He's a hobo!

319
00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:09,584
- Is fame important?
- Not at all.

320
00:24:09,751 --> 00:24:11,209
Nor are his words.

321
00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:12,334
Not your call!

322
00:24:14,876 --> 00:24:16,459
This is Conle, the druid.

323
00:24:18,001 --> 00:24:19,126
The druid...

324
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,168
- Conle-the-Famous.
- The famous Conle.

325
00:24:22,334 --> 00:24:23,334
- Shush!
- Am I wrong?

326
00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:25,001
Shut it, windy varlet!

327
00:24:28,543 --> 00:24:29,709
Enough!

328
00:24:30,209 --> 00:24:34,709
Your Tranquility will note the elegance
with which I remain neutral.

329
00:24:35,251 --> 00:24:37,168
Why call me that?
Are you from Rome?

330
00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:39,418
We have indeed served the same Caesar.

331
00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:41,751
Albeit at different periods.

332
00:24:43,334 --> 00:24:44,418
I'm listening.

333
00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:49,459
A few days ago,
chance guided my footsteps

334
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:50,918
toward some undergrowth.

335
00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:52,293
Chance...

336
00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:55,918
Upon reflection,
was it not rather intuition?

337
00:24:56,626 --> 00:25:00,834
<i>After all, whether druid,
prince, king or knave,</i>

338
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,209
what are we without intuition?

339
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:05,501
<i>I was walking through the undergrowth,</i>

340
00:25:05,668 --> 00:25:07,209
<i>Sire, if I were to tell you...</i>

341
00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:09,168
Tell me why you're here.

342
00:25:09,334 --> 00:25:11,043
For nothin'. Don't it show?

343
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,543
Sire, the end will interest you.

344
00:25:14,209 --> 00:25:17,084
<i>There I was, when suddenly,</i>

345
00:25:17,376 --> 00:25:19,334
<i>I realized I was...</i>

346
00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:21,376
in Kaamelott.

347
00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:22,959
That so?

348
00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:25,209
<i>Yes, Sire, instinct had led me</i>

349
00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:28,751
<i>near the ruins of your former fortress.</i>

350
00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:31,793
Legendary seat of the confrontation

351
00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:34,418
between the treacherous
Lancelot of the Lake

352
00:25:34,584 --> 00:25:36,126
and Arthur Pendragon.

353
00:25:36,376 --> 00:25:38,084
- Ass-licker.
- Why?

354
00:25:38,459 --> 00:25:40,334
The fight wasn't legendary?

355
00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:41,793
Nobody died.

356
00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,126
Do you mind?

357
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,459
I couldn't have said why,

358
00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:47,626
I felt unwell,

359
00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:49,418
uncomfortable, almost ill.

360
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:50,334
You don't say?

361
00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:54,584
Was some dumbass druid droning on?

362
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:57,918
<i>And then, an idea came to me.</i>

363
00:26:00,084 --> 00:26:01,209
The birds.

364
00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:03,959
Birds. What birds?

365
00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:05,334
<i>What birds?</i>

366
00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:07,293
<i>Any birds!</i>

367
00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:10,918
By conjuring a few flocks, I understood.

368
00:26:11,168 --> 00:26:13,126
This part is riveting.

369
00:26:13,293 --> 00:26:14,584
As riveting as the rest?

370
00:26:14,751 --> 00:26:15,876
Sire,

371
00:26:16,793 --> 00:26:20,793
the birds won't fly over Kaamelott.

372
00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:25,501
<i>- Who cares?
- No one.</i>

373
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,501
<i>- Sire, you have no idea.
- No, I confess.</i>

374
00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:30,876
Sire, I won't beat around the bush.

375
00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:32,918
- Don't like foreplay?
- Lay off.

376
00:26:33,418 --> 00:26:36,126
I'm afraid Kaamelott's ruins

377
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:38,001
are cursed.

378
00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:41,209
How about that!

379
00:26:41,376 --> 00:26:42,709
If I'm not mistaken.

380
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:45,168
Have you never known of anyone

381
00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:47,793
at Kaamelott
practicing black magic?

382
00:26:48,418 --> 00:26:51,084
Wouldn't you have practiced some

383
00:26:51,251 --> 00:26:52,584
in that shady wizard get-up?

384
00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:56,251
Says the fetid hermit
who washes his hair with lard?

385
00:26:58,293 --> 00:27:00,168
- That's enough!
- What a pain!

386
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,543
Throw them out before my mother does.

387
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:07,293
Sire, who could have dabbled
in such magic?

388
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,209
Lancelot?
Just kidding, Sire.

389
00:27:09,543 --> 00:27:11,043
You're kidding,

390
00:27:11,209 --> 00:27:13,126
but he did wear a white armor.

391
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:15,959
White armor, black magic.

392
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,043
The ruins of your former fortress

393
00:27:26,668 --> 00:27:28,959
harbor a source,

394
00:27:29,459 --> 00:27:32,209
a pocket of black magic, as it were,

395
00:27:32,376 --> 00:27:34,959
that is still active,
and radiates the area.

396
00:27:35,126 --> 00:27:37,209
This cannot be ignored.

397
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:39,251
Like an unhealed wound.

398
00:27:39,418 --> 00:27:40,543
It must be destroyed.

399
00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:44,668
Do you share that opinion?

400
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:48,001
What happened here?

401
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,293
Lightning.

402
00:27:53,209 --> 00:27:55,418
Has anyone translated the inscription?

403
00:27:55,584 --> 00:27:57,043
We're on it, Pops.

404
00:27:57,418 --> 00:27:59,834
Gotta admit runic writing and all that

405
00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:01,543
were never my forte.

406
00:28:01,918 --> 00:28:04,501
Having a weakness
is kinder for others.

407
00:28:04,876 --> 00:28:07,251
It's clearly a message from the Heavens.

408
00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:09,543
Thanks for enlightening us!

409
00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:13,084
It must therefore be read
from the heavens.

410
00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,751
For us, it's upside down.

411
00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:25,918
"The King's assassin

412
00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:28,376
"will come from Orkney."

413
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,251
That's what it says.

414
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,334
Is it truly "assassin"

415
00:28:33,501 --> 00:28:35,043
or "murderer"?

416
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,293
"The king's assassin,"

417
00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:40,584
is that a possessive?

418
00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:41,626
As in,

419
00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:43,293
"the assassin hired by the king"?

420
00:28:43,459 --> 00:28:47,001
No, this is more
"he who will assassinate the king."

421
00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:48,668
Will come from Orkney.

422
00:28:58,334 --> 00:28:59,501
Sire!

423
00:29:00,043 --> 00:29:01,209
Such an honor!

424
00:29:01,376 --> 00:29:02,209
Shut up.

425
00:29:02,376 --> 00:29:03,209
Of course.

426
00:29:04,168 --> 00:29:05,376
I'm serious. Zip it.

427
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:08,084
Certainly. Not a word.

428
00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:11,001
I wish, nonetheless, to thank you

429
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:12,793
for not putting me to death.

430
00:29:14,334 --> 00:29:15,834
It's not too late.

431
00:29:16,876 --> 00:29:19,668
I had a doubt
when those two showed up.

432
00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:22,001
"Has the king
decided to make me

433
00:29:22,168 --> 00:29:24,126
"limbless, headless, speechless?"

434
00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:26,584
Then I recalled
your legendary clemency.

435
00:29:27,293 --> 00:29:29,501
That splendid humanity which makes you

436
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:32,251
an emblem of civilized governing.

437
00:29:33,251 --> 00:29:36,918
Keep quiet now or this will end fugly.

438
00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,418
Absolutely, Sire.

439
00:29:39,209 --> 00:29:40,959
But what admirable modernity.

440
00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:42,793
Bravo, Sire.

441
00:29:45,168 --> 00:29:47,001
Since you braved my orders

442
00:29:47,168 --> 00:29:51,084
and didn't follow
the scumbag Orkney bastards into exile...

443
00:29:51,251 --> 00:29:54,626
Not my fault!
They said, no room on the boat

444
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,709
and ditched me on the sand
like a dead cod.

445
00:29:57,876 --> 00:29:59,793
I don't need to hear it again!

446
00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:03,251
I roamed the coast till nightfall,
but not a boat.

447
00:30:03,418 --> 00:30:04,709
Then, wham, the guards!

448
00:30:05,126 --> 00:30:07,793
"Shouldn't you be on exile island?"

449
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:09,959
"Well, I can't swim there."

450
00:30:10,126 --> 00:30:11,918
Then, bam, in jail!

451
00:30:13,459 --> 00:30:16,084
Have the others come back,
by any chance?

452
00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:17,793
The others?

453
00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:19,584
Unless, like you, they stayed.

454
00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:24,251
It's not in your best interest
to cover them.

455
00:30:24,418 --> 00:30:26,959
You know my loyalty, Sire:
I have none.

456
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,501
If I could rat on those numbskulls,
I'd do it freely.

457
00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:31,959
And so?

458
00:30:32,126 --> 00:30:34,418
So they left by boat. I saw them.

459
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,751
By boat, but where?

460
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:37,876
In exile,

461
00:30:38,043 --> 00:30:40,459
or back home in Orkney
to plot my downfall?

462
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:44,334
How would I know?
I've been locked up ever since.

463
00:30:46,668 --> 00:30:48,793
For the last time, jurisconsult,

464
00:30:49,168 --> 00:30:53,376
yes or no,
are Loth and his boneheads

465
00:30:53,543 --> 00:30:55,084
on exile island?

466
00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:56,584
I am convinced they are.

467
00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:59,918
We so feared execution
when you showed up in Kaamelott.

468
00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:01,418
Banishment was a blessing.

469
00:31:02,084 --> 00:31:04,459
They took a boat as big as this table,

470
00:31:04,626 --> 00:31:07,584
rowed like hell
and vanished into the mist.

471
00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,834
They'll never dare come back.

472
00:31:10,459 --> 00:31:11,334
Sire,

473
00:31:11,709 --> 00:31:14,668
you and I are solid,
audacity's our signature.

474
00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:16,001
Those guys...

475
00:31:16,501 --> 00:31:18,168
Loth and his mutts

476
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:21,043
don't have the shoulders
to defy your orders.

477
00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:22,376
That so?

478
00:31:24,209 --> 00:31:25,334
I'm not so sure.

479
00:31:25,793 --> 00:31:27,918
I think King Loth,
though a coward,

480
00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:31,709
when it comes to plotting my fall,
always has the shoulders.

481
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,001
Back to the dungeon!

482
00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:39,126
I implore your benevolence.
A private cell...

483
00:31:39,293 --> 00:31:42,668
Have mercy!
You know my delicate sense of smell.

484
00:31:43,793 --> 00:31:46,043
It reeks!
They eat rats and fart!

485
00:31:46,209 --> 00:31:49,043
Yesterday, one threw giblets at me.
It's vile!

486
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:52,209
You have no idea.
I can't decently share space

487
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:54,626
with such half-beasts!

488
00:31:57,334 --> 00:32:00,084
Not ignoring you,
but you've thrice interrupted

489
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,293
my livestock inventory.

490
00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:04,001
Who cares about your critters!

491
00:32:04,168 --> 00:32:05,709
The Table, you mule!

492
00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:09,251
We are summoned
to Arthur Pendragon's new Round Table.

493
00:32:09,709 --> 00:32:12,043
Great, can I finish counting my goats?

494
00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:13,584
Eat your goats!

495
00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:18,168
Arthur's testing us.
We can prove our valor and purity.

496
00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:19,709
You think I can afford

497
00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:24,876
to leave my land and go sightseeing
just like that, recklessly?

498
00:32:26,293 --> 00:32:28,418
Since my wedding,
I told my father

499
00:32:28,584 --> 00:32:31,334
our business
would be under my responsibility.

500
00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:34,001
That didn't fall off dead eyes!

501
00:32:34,168 --> 00:32:36,834
He counts the shop
manically three times a day.

502
00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:38,209
Suit yerself!

503
00:32:38,376 --> 00:32:40,334
I'm not lifting a finger.

504
00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:41,834
Not a finger is right,

505
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,834
but it started
well before the boy's wedding.

506
00:32:45,334 --> 00:32:48,584
Astonishing, after a long career,
to have nothing to pass on

507
00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:50,501
but three half-dead bovines.

508
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,668
And a mole-infested plot!

509
00:32:53,959 --> 00:32:57,959
Do you hear? Waste not your youth
on a worthless inheritance.

510
00:32:58,334 --> 00:33:01,168
Listen to the hotshots
who dump on the neighbors

511
00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:02,793
but steal my animals!

512
00:33:02,959 --> 00:33:06,293
Can't blame 'em.
Their cows look like alcoholic raccoons!

513
00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:09,209
That's right, and you know why?

514
00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:10,543
They're yours!

515
00:33:10,709 --> 00:33:13,001
And we try not to steal the worst ones.

516
00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:16,293
Adventure awaits, Petrok!

517
00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:18,334
Let the elders bicker

518
00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:21,459
and embrace your destiny with us.

519
00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:27,584
My destiny...

520
00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:31,584
- It won't sow my peas.
- Good grief!

521
00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:34,876
To the prospect of prestige,
you answer vegetables.

522
00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:36,834
I answer prudence.

523
00:33:37,001 --> 00:33:38,626
I answer moderation.

524
00:33:38,793 --> 00:33:40,251
I answer caution.

525
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,126
And we answer...

526
00:33:42,543 --> 00:33:45,084
Cut yer bellowing, youngsters.

527
00:33:45,418 --> 00:33:46,751
It ain't good for you.

528
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,251
Dries up the pipes.

529
00:33:50,043 --> 00:33:52,584
Swish this 'tween yer gums, instead.

530
00:33:52,751 --> 00:33:56,293
Fine idea, Father.
A pickup, to get back on foot.

531
00:33:56,459 --> 00:33:59,126
Nope, with this, you go out feet first.

532
00:33:59,293 --> 00:34:02,334
In these parts, we call it snake piss.

533
00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:04,543
Know why?

534
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,043
That's what it is.

535
00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,459
Is the cough syrup out?

536
00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:15,334
See? When you open the bottle,
it drives insects away

537
00:34:15,501 --> 00:34:17,334
and attracts assholes.

538
00:34:18,001 --> 00:34:19,834
Lucky I'm thirsty!

539
00:34:22,709 --> 00:34:25,043
Drinking alone
Will break your bone.

540
00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:27,084
Ya don't say.

541
00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:28,876
Gotta be dehydrated

542
00:34:29,043 --> 00:34:32,251
to toast with you lot of scoundrels.

543
00:34:35,001 --> 00:34:36,834
You got good land,

544
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:41,376
so pay no heed to Round Tables
and such,

545
00:34:42,084 --> 00:34:43,584
it won't feed ya.

546
00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:46,793
Day by day
Grain by grain

547
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,709
All needs will wane.

548
00:34:48,876 --> 00:34:50,459
You added arsenic?

549
00:34:50,918 --> 00:34:53,043
One sip and I'm color-blind.

550
00:34:54,001 --> 00:34:56,834
You face a defining choice, Petrok.

551
00:34:57,001 --> 00:34:59,709
Who do you want to be?

552
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:03,584
Alley-oop!

553
00:35:03,918 --> 00:35:04,793
Greetings.

554
00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:08,334
What the devil, Mehben,
are you leaving?

555
00:35:08,501 --> 00:35:11,376
You bet!
If adventure called, I'd go too.

556
00:35:13,043 --> 00:35:15,959
'Cause agriculture ain't an adventure?

557
00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:18,501
<i>Laid to rest near this place</i>

558
00:35:18,668 --> 00:35:22,709
<i>Winter'd thrown on your noble face
Frost and dew</i>

559
00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:24,709
<i>You have died, dear old fool</i>

560
00:35:25,168 --> 00:35:26,126
<i>'Tis a waste!</i>

561
00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:28,834
- Cameliard!
- Round Table!

562
00:35:30,543 --> 00:35:32,001
- But...
- But, but.

563
00:35:32,168 --> 00:35:34,293
Grail questing or manure shoveling,

564
00:35:34,793 --> 00:35:36,043
what do you choose?

565
00:35:36,209 --> 00:35:37,251
Manure shoveling.

566
00:35:38,043 --> 00:35:38,918
Well done!

567
00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:54,626
Mehben!

568
00:35:54,793 --> 00:35:56,126
You can't leave me!

569
00:35:56,293 --> 00:35:58,293
A fabulous future awaits us

570
00:35:58,459 --> 00:35:59,668
in the farming business!

571
00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:01,501
I choose knighthood!

572
00:36:02,084 --> 00:36:04,751
Pack some undies and get after 'em.

573
00:36:05,084 --> 00:36:06,209
With no itinerary?

574
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:08,001
No certainty?

575
00:36:11,918 --> 00:36:15,626
Don't leave!
Our marriage is fresh as a spring cheese!

576
00:36:15,793 --> 00:36:17,084
Knots can be untied!

577
00:36:17,626 --> 00:36:20,543
In under five years,
we can expect an income

578
00:36:20,709 --> 00:36:23,668
of 65 soldi per semester!

579
00:36:25,293 --> 00:36:27,459
As a minimum!

580
00:37:13,543 --> 00:37:17,668
<i>Field of the Heartless</i>

581
00:37:27,126 --> 00:37:30,168
Sir Lionel!
This piece, do we accept it?

582
00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:33,126
- Who brought that?
- Cameliard delegation.

583
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,334
Figures!

584
00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:37,251
Sir Leodegrance,
is that all you could find?

585
00:37:37,418 --> 00:37:39,293
You asked for scraps.

586
00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:41,459
Was that hit by lightning?

587
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,751
You must be kidding. It's burnt!

588
00:37:43,918 --> 00:37:46,626
Obviously! He told you why.

589
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:48,376
It'll weaken the structure.

590
00:37:48,543 --> 00:37:49,501
Come now!

591
00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:52,584
In your crappy contraption,

592
00:37:52,751 --> 00:37:54,584
our board's the weakness?

593
00:37:54,751 --> 00:37:55,793
Poppycock!

594
00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:58,293
Sir Hywel, no representative

595
00:37:58,459 --> 00:38:00,501
for your Armorican delegation?

596
00:38:00,668 --> 00:38:03,293
Why?
You can see I'm alone.

597
00:38:03,668 --> 00:38:07,751
Your delegation must elect
a representative by show of hands.

598
00:38:09,334 --> 00:38:10,543
Hywel of Armorica.

599
00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:14,959
Sir Girflet,
we stick our board anywhere?

600
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,293
Yes, but fast.

601
00:38:16,459 --> 00:38:18,418
Hurry up, we must start!

602
00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:20,501
Sir Lionel, not everyone's here.

603
00:38:20,668 --> 00:38:22,168
We start without the twins?

604
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,084
The twins?

605
00:38:23,709 --> 00:38:24,668
What twins?

606
00:38:25,793 --> 00:38:27,001
Cheeky and Grumbly.

607
00:38:28,334 --> 00:38:29,543
Percival and Caradoc?

608
00:38:30,168 --> 00:38:31,626
They had a tiff.

609
00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:33,501
Sir Percival is questing solo.

610
00:38:33,668 --> 00:38:35,626
And where's Father?

611
00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:38,251
No one's repping Gwynedd?

612
00:38:38,418 --> 00:38:41,584
But for Wales,
Percival's brother is here:

613
00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:43,084
Sir Lamorak.

614
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:45,376
Perfectly, no need for more.

615
00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:47,959
My brother's bumming around somewhere.

616
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,709
The Wales I represent is committed.

617
00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:53,251
The Wales I represent is involved.

618
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:54,293
No one cares!

619
00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:57,334
Right, take your seats,

620
00:38:57,834 --> 00:38:59,043
if you please.

621
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:08,501
Wait a sec, did I miss a chapter?

622
00:39:08,668 --> 00:39:12,126
Isn't Arthur Pendragon presiding?
What is this hot mess?

623
00:39:13,876 --> 00:39:15,626
I don't like it much!

624
00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:17,501
We're not reexplaining.

625
00:39:17,668 --> 00:39:19,543
Get it or get lost!

626
00:39:20,168 --> 00:39:22,293
- I'm lost.
- Me too.

627
00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:25,751
Now, let's go around the table
for introductions.

628
00:39:25,918 --> 00:39:26,876
Who gives a hoot?

629
00:39:27,043 --> 00:39:31,126
A convention of nuts and buttholes.
Introductions finished!

630
00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:34,959
You're sowing discord
at a meeting you called!

631
00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:38,084
No introductions,
we know these pigs too well!

632
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,084
I've never seen
most of these mugs.

633
00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:44,334
Last time I came, this one wasn't born.

634
00:39:48,668 --> 00:39:50,876
Behave at the Table, Sir Trevor!

635
00:39:52,668 --> 00:39:53,876
He said I wasn't born.

636
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,001
Manners!

637
00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,334
You're making us look crazy.

638
00:39:57,501 --> 00:39:58,543
No introductions?

639
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,209
Since nobody cares,

640
00:40:04,709 --> 00:40:08,418
let's begin with the main subject
of this first meeting:

641
00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:10,126
quests.

642
00:40:14,293 --> 00:40:16,501
The Cameliard delegation is opposed.

643
00:40:17,418 --> 00:40:19,584
Opposed? Already?
Opposed to what?

644
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,084
Opposed to quests.

645
00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:22,501
We're too old for it.

646
00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:25,168
Opposed?
Then why are we here?

647
00:40:25,584 --> 00:40:29,043
King Arthur
has always required his knights

648
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,418
prove their valor by a great deed.

649
00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:33,043
He should be here!

650
00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:36,626
We elders are rolling in exploits.
We're not budging.

651
00:40:36,793 --> 00:40:39,876
Some elders still have the courage
to face danger.

652
00:40:40,043 --> 00:40:43,126
And Loth Orkney's son, the traitor,

653
00:40:43,293 --> 00:40:45,376
talks nonsense unrestricted.

654
00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:46,751
Orkneys, out!

655
00:40:46,918 --> 00:40:49,168
Back to their village of turncoats!

656
00:40:50,959 --> 00:40:52,876
Sir Gawain never turned his coat.

657
00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,418
I agree my father is a sorry man.

658
00:40:55,584 --> 00:40:58,334
Sanctimonious Scotia!
Spawn of Ketchatar!

659
00:40:58,501 --> 00:41:00,459
Respect a dead sovereign!

660
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,251
He was for Lancelot!

661
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:06,251
Well, only 'cause he confused him
with some other dude!

662
00:41:06,418 --> 00:41:09,543
The sons of Loth are like ceps.
When you find one,

663
00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:11,293
there's another not far!

664
00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:15,918
I proved my loyalty to Arthur

665
00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:18,209
by risking my life
at Kaamelott's collapse.

666
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:22,001
I refuse to be likened
to my crook of a father.

667
00:41:22,168 --> 00:41:23,543
Stop using his magic, then.

668
00:41:28,418 --> 00:41:29,626
That's enough!

669
00:41:29,793 --> 00:41:32,959
We will accomplish nothing
through hostility!

670
00:41:33,376 --> 00:41:34,668
Hey there!

671
00:41:35,834 --> 00:41:37,918
Profuse apologies, my bumpkins,

672
00:41:38,084 --> 00:41:40,751
Aquitaine-Kaamelott
was already no piece of pie,

673
00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:44,334
but now it's straight up Cameliard?

674
00:41:44,501 --> 00:41:46,459
What next? The North Pole?

675
00:41:47,626 --> 00:41:48,918
This place is great.

676
00:41:49,084 --> 00:41:50,126
Armorica's far too.

677
00:41:50,293 --> 00:41:53,001
Having the Table in Gaunes
was more central.

678
00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:54,626
So...

679
00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:57,626
Brought my little board
like I was told.

680
00:41:57,793 --> 00:42:00,376
I thought a raspberry tint was nice.

681
00:42:01,918 --> 00:42:03,918
Some I know, some I don't.

682
00:42:04,084 --> 00:42:08,043
I heard somewhere
there's a new son of Loth the traitor.

683
00:42:08,418 --> 00:42:10,084
What's the word on that?

684
00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,084
Enough!

685
00:42:16,251 --> 00:42:18,334
Didn't mean it in a mean way.

686
00:42:18,501 --> 00:42:21,126
- Peace and virtue reign herein!
- Virtue, my ass!

687
00:42:21,751 --> 00:42:24,293
Do not force me
to announce exclusions.

688
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:28,543
Seems I've caused a bit of ruckus.
Where were you?

689
00:42:29,001 --> 00:42:29,959
The quests.

690
00:42:30,751 --> 00:42:31,793
What's the deal?

691
00:42:31,959 --> 00:42:33,584
The deal's hell no.

692
00:42:34,001 --> 00:42:35,043
Not voted yet.

693
00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:37,626
I'll admit, speaking for myself,

694
00:42:38,168 --> 00:42:39,918
I'm not that keen.

695
00:42:40,084 --> 00:42:43,334
Every quest has an element of danger...

696
00:42:43,501 --> 00:42:45,001
Why be here without a quest?

697
00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:47,626
You insult the tenets of knighthood.

698
00:42:47,793 --> 00:42:52,209
I don't have time
to screw around for charity!

699
00:42:52,543 --> 00:42:55,418
Don't send tourists
on wild goose chases.

700
00:42:55,584 --> 00:42:58,626
I suppose we vote by show of hands.

701
00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,293
All in favor?

702
00:43:25,793 --> 00:43:27,626
We'll never make this work.

703
00:43:57,793 --> 00:43:59,584
The pain's almost gone!

704
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,668
I can't believe the gods would hurt you.

705
00:44:09,543 --> 00:44:11,334
Hurt what I love most.

706
00:44:12,584 --> 00:44:16,043
You talking to me?
Between my bum ears and chewing...

707
00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:28,209
I'll...

708
00:44:28,376 --> 00:44:29,334
What?

709
00:44:32,293 --> 00:44:35,459
I'll try to make an effort.

710
00:44:36,959 --> 00:44:38,251
You'll write a report?

711
00:44:41,584 --> 00:44:43,376
I'll make an effort.

712
00:44:43,543 --> 00:44:46,168
- You'll make an effort.
- Right.

713
00:44:46,334 --> 00:44:48,084
You'll kill Lancelot.

714
00:44:50,751 --> 00:44:52,334
Well, sorry.

715
00:44:54,209 --> 00:44:56,376
I thought that was the subject.

716
00:45:26,418 --> 00:45:28,543
I command you to calm down!

717
00:45:29,043 --> 00:45:31,751
We'll have to inflict sanctions!

718
00:45:31,918 --> 00:45:34,043
Can't take names, it's everyone.

719
00:45:35,543 --> 00:45:36,751
Me included.

720
00:45:36,918 --> 00:45:38,043
More latecomers!

721
00:45:38,751 --> 00:45:40,584
Silence!

722
00:45:40,959 --> 00:45:42,751
All rise for the King.

723
00:45:58,376 --> 00:46:00,209
The new Round Table,

724
00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:01,709
back from Gaunes,

725
00:46:01,876 --> 00:46:04,584
with parts from everyone,
as requested.

726
00:46:05,584 --> 00:46:09,543
Some brought a board,
part of a door,

727
00:46:09,709 --> 00:46:11,168
the seat of an old chair.

728
00:46:15,918 --> 00:46:17,918
As you can see, the tabletop

729
00:46:18,084 --> 00:46:19,543
will soon be complete.

730
00:46:21,293 --> 00:46:23,793
Sire, you don't carry Excalibur?

731
00:46:26,626 --> 00:46:28,251
Percival and Caradoc aren't here?

732
00:46:28,668 --> 00:46:30,001
I wondered about that.

733
00:46:30,168 --> 00:46:31,959
Our friends,
what can I say...

734
00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:33,459
They squabbled, Sire.

735
00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:34,376
Right.

736
00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:35,459
We were discussing

737
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,793
the difficult issue of quests.

738
00:46:38,543 --> 00:46:41,709
Honestly,
we were this close to arguing.

739
00:46:41,876 --> 00:46:45,376
Our younger members are keen.
As for the others,

740
00:46:45,543 --> 00:46:48,043
the idea of going off
on an adventure...

741
00:46:48,209 --> 00:46:52,126
The youth want to hoof it, fine.
But we lords have had it.

742
00:46:57,459 --> 00:47:00,376
I agree with
Leodegrance of Cameliard.

743
00:47:01,334 --> 00:47:02,168
Obviously,

744
00:47:02,543 --> 00:47:04,459
lords and dukes

745
00:47:04,751 --> 00:47:06,626
have nothing to prove.

746
00:47:10,418 --> 00:47:12,293
Then again, in an adventure...

747
00:47:13,626 --> 00:47:16,793
there are no lords, nor knights,

748
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,251
nor peasants.

749
00:47:19,584 --> 00:47:21,168
Nor young, nor old.

750
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:24,459
Granted, this Table

751
00:47:24,626 --> 00:47:26,584
can be used to rule.

752
00:47:27,043 --> 00:47:31,084
To make laws.
The Kingdom needs governance.

753
00:47:32,168 --> 00:47:34,334
Sure. But after its ordeals,

754
00:47:35,043 --> 00:47:39,168
the despotic regency of Lancelot,
is it not more

755
00:47:39,418 --> 00:47:40,709
in need

756
00:47:42,001 --> 00:47:43,293
of inspiration?

757
00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:46,084
Of feeling, even.

758
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,418
Why go on a quest?

759
00:47:51,793 --> 00:47:55,126
In order to try to prove

760
00:47:55,668 --> 00:47:56,751
that life

761
00:47:57,543 --> 00:47:59,376
real life, starts

762
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:02,126
where the unknown begins.

763
00:48:03,084 --> 00:48:05,418
Any kid crossing the stream
down the garden,

764
00:48:05,584 --> 00:48:08,334
that he's never dared to cross,

765
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,418
is a lord.

766
00:48:10,793 --> 00:48:12,293
100% legitimate.

767
00:48:13,709 --> 00:48:14,668
Because

768
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,001
the unexplored is his dominion.

769
00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:23,209
He is the unquestioned leader

770
00:48:23,709 --> 00:48:26,209
of a realm he does not own,

771
00:48:27,543 --> 00:48:29,626
a secret land

772
00:48:30,459 --> 00:48:32,293
to which he is foreign,

773
00:48:33,209 --> 00:48:35,418
but that exists solely for him.

774
00:48:37,668 --> 00:48:39,959
A land of feeling.

775
00:48:42,334 --> 00:48:45,543
That said, will kings and lords

776
00:48:46,584 --> 00:48:49,459
willingly become nonentities?

777
00:48:49,834 --> 00:48:51,751
Will they cross that stream?

778
00:48:53,834 --> 00:48:57,418
To roam new hills and prairies

779
00:48:58,751 --> 00:49:03,334
that yield new foes, and new allies?

780
00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:11,251
Will their bounty somehow enable us

781
00:49:11,709 --> 00:49:13,543
to restore feeling?

782
00:49:15,959 --> 00:49:17,876
Will they be knights?

783
00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:21,793
You tell me.

784
00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:27,501
Who's game?

785
00:49:43,168 --> 00:49:44,876
- What?
- He got me.

786
00:49:45,418 --> 00:49:46,918
- You, on a quest?
- No.

787
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:48,501
I can still raise my hand.

788
00:49:48,668 --> 00:49:49,959
We don't really go?

789
00:49:50,126 --> 00:49:51,168
'Course not.

790
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,043
Father?

791
00:51:39,334 --> 00:51:41,459
Incredible!

792
00:51:42,334 --> 00:51:43,751
Gripping!

793
00:51:45,084 --> 00:51:45,918
You?

794
00:51:48,251 --> 00:51:49,293
Did you not see...

795
00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:50,418
What?

796
00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:52,751
A huge...

797
00:51:52,918 --> 00:51:54,793
What is

798
00:51:56,834 --> 00:51:58,668
this new get-up

799
00:51:58,834 --> 00:52:00,793
you've come up with?

800
00:52:02,876 --> 00:52:05,084
- I get few visitors.
- Really?

801
00:52:05,251 --> 00:52:09,376
Don't host little picnics for hoboes?

802
00:52:15,126 --> 00:52:16,959
White armor,

803
00:52:17,459 --> 00:52:19,168
black magic.

804
00:52:19,876 --> 00:52:24,168
Did you not,
before Arthur wrecked Kaamelott

805
00:52:24,626 --> 00:52:26,001
and drove you out,

806
00:52:26,168 --> 00:52:29,334
try to conduct some kind of

807
00:52:29,501 --> 00:52:31,001
career change?

808
00:52:31,334 --> 00:52:33,959
Have you dropped that idea?

809
00:52:34,251 --> 00:52:35,584
Let's say...

810
00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:39,168
I try things.

811
00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:42,751
I fled the siege of Kaamelott.
Couldn't take my work.

812
00:52:42,918 --> 00:52:44,084
I'm lacking...

813
00:52:44,251 --> 00:52:47,668
You are lacking many things.

814
00:52:49,543 --> 00:52:51,084
Starting with

815
00:52:52,584 --> 00:52:54,293
an instructor.

816
00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:03,084
The Quest for the Opalescent Dragon.

817
00:53:06,334 --> 00:53:07,543
That holds promise.

818
00:53:09,043 --> 00:53:11,293
It does make for a snazzy lead.

819
00:53:11,459 --> 00:53:13,584
Not many opalescents left.

820
00:53:15,209 --> 00:53:17,793
Allegedly, there's one.
A single one.

821
00:53:19,084 --> 00:53:20,209
That's possible.

822
00:53:20,376 --> 00:53:21,918
But hard to verify.

823
00:53:22,084 --> 00:53:24,376
That's what we're proposing!

824
00:53:24,543 --> 00:53:26,959
We'll travel to its frozen lands,

825
00:53:27,126 --> 00:53:28,959
check that it's alive...

826
00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,251
Shield it from possible poachers...

827
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:34,418
We can't ensure it'll breed,

828
00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:36,459
if it is the last of its kind.

829
00:53:36,626 --> 00:53:38,168
You can, if it's a female.

830
00:53:39,834 --> 00:53:41,168
What do you mean, Sire?

831
00:53:41,334 --> 00:53:43,168
Females lay eggs independently.

832
00:53:44,251 --> 00:53:46,959
- Even better!
- Any luck, we get a female.

833
00:53:47,126 --> 00:53:49,209
We'll protect her until she lays!

834
00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:51,626
- The ultimate quest!
- The gods bless us!

835
00:53:51,793 --> 00:53:53,376
Make haste, companions!

836
00:53:53,543 --> 00:53:56,168
To the land of the Opalescent Dragon!

837
00:53:57,251 --> 00:53:58,043
Now, now.

838
00:53:59,793 --> 00:54:01,168
Hold the cray-cray.

839
00:54:03,334 --> 00:54:04,209
Sorry, Sire.

840
00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:07,251
We'd never leave
without your blessing.

841
00:54:09,001 --> 00:54:09,793
Nice.

842
00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:13,418
Nice. Stylish.

843
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,626
Easy, with dragons.

844
00:54:15,793 --> 00:54:17,668
No reason to rule it out.

845
00:54:17,834 --> 00:54:19,126
Certainly not.

846
00:54:19,293 --> 00:54:21,584
The setbacks you can expect...

847
00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:24,334
On top of the cold, of course.

848
00:54:24,834 --> 00:54:26,376
Right. Don't underestimate.

849
00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:28,126
- Rug up!
- Right.

850
00:54:28,293 --> 00:54:30,043
Can't overstate that.

851
00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:31,543
Quit trying.

852
00:54:31,834 --> 00:54:34,084
Poachers who deal in dragons.

853
00:54:34,251 --> 00:54:36,793
Not your typical crawdad peddlers.

854
00:54:36,959 --> 00:54:38,293
You'd be up against...

855
00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:40,751
We'll eat those scoundrels up!

856
00:54:40,918 --> 00:54:42,584
We fear nothing and no one!

857
00:54:42,751 --> 00:54:46,084
Onwards, for the path is long,
proud Table mates!

858
00:54:46,251 --> 00:54:47,668
The gods be with us.

859
00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,001
I still need a few details

860
00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:55,043
to launch the...

861
00:54:57,418 --> 00:54:59,126
<i>Do we need all the gear?</i>

862
00:54:59,293 --> 00:55:00,793
We didn't before.

863
00:55:01,126 --> 00:55:03,501
Not you, dawdling all day.

864
00:55:03,668 --> 00:55:04,751
But down there,

865
00:55:04,918 --> 00:55:08,543
you cannot be unequipped!

866
00:55:08,709 --> 00:55:11,918
Not counting oil gourds
and extra pickaxe.

867
00:55:12,084 --> 00:55:14,459
You want us to move?
I can't bend a knee!

868
00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:16,376
Nobody's asking you to.

869
00:55:16,543 --> 00:55:18,709
Also, our extra-sensories

870
00:55:18,876 --> 00:55:21,668
could be disrupted
by these contraptions.

871
00:55:21,834 --> 00:55:22,959
Not interested.

872
00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:25,168
La Drille will go along.

873
00:55:25,334 --> 00:55:26,918
He's on loan.

874
00:55:27,084 --> 00:55:30,001
Only after he's cooked the terrines.

875
00:55:31,043 --> 00:55:33,543
He will lead the group.

876
00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:36,793
When we're under,
there's only one boss.

877
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:38,501
Me.

878
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:40,876
Forget that,
and I'll dump your asses,

879
00:55:41,043 --> 00:55:42,876
to find your own way out.

880
00:55:43,043 --> 00:55:45,959
So they're ready,
can we set tables?

881
00:55:46,126 --> 00:55:49,959
Give us a minute.
For once we're not selling lemonade!

882
00:55:50,126 --> 00:55:52,459
You'll be lost,
when I'm at the Table!

883
00:55:55,876 --> 00:55:58,959
But the new Table convened yesterday.

884
00:55:59,543 --> 00:56:00,293
What?

885
00:56:00,459 --> 00:56:02,126
You didn't go? WTF?

886
00:56:02,293 --> 00:56:04,626
Damn!
When you read me the rag,

887
00:56:05,043 --> 00:56:07,251
you didn't mention yesterday!

888
00:56:07,876 --> 00:56:10,334
Might I have omitted the date?

889
00:56:11,209 --> 00:56:14,084
He did it on purpose.
So you'd stay.

890
00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:17,126
Get a life.
I'm not his secretary!

891
00:56:17,543 --> 00:56:20,626
They divvied up the quests,

892
00:56:21,209 --> 00:56:25,084
and I get to teach
three crusty old fossils to dig tunnels?

893
00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:26,668
Don't take it out on us.

894
00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:29,293
Crusty fossils
can fry your whiskers.

895
00:56:29,459 --> 00:56:32,834
Wouldn't these predicaments
be best avoided

896
00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:35,834
by just learning how to read?

897
00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,876
No offense meant.

898
00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:41,751
You watch yourself.
I still don't get who you are.

899
00:56:46,209 --> 00:56:49,251
Some foul-smelling wench
asks for Sir Caradoc.

900
00:56:49,418 --> 00:56:50,709
Foul-smelling?

901
00:56:51,043 --> 00:56:52,209
Says she knows him.

902
00:56:52,751 --> 00:56:54,918
- You know stinkers ?
- Not one.

903
00:56:55,084 --> 00:56:56,334
Except Sir Percival.

904
00:56:56,501 --> 00:56:59,376
Get rid of her.
It's set-up time.

905
00:57:02,043 --> 00:57:03,626
I dreamt of you!

906
00:57:04,709 --> 00:57:06,251
A dream of you is a sign!

907
00:57:06,418 --> 00:57:07,501
Enough! Calm down!

908
00:57:07,668 --> 00:57:10,084
The hag
thinks she's Lady of the Lake.

909
00:57:10,876 --> 00:57:13,709
Not in my tavern.
Even less if she stinks.

910
00:57:13,876 --> 00:57:16,001
All your patrons stink, sissy.

911
00:57:16,418 --> 00:57:20,043
I walked all the way
from Excalibur Stone, you pimp!

912
00:57:20,209 --> 00:57:22,459
- No time to wash!
- Get lost!

913
00:57:22,626 --> 00:57:23,918
She won't!

914
00:57:24,084 --> 00:57:25,251
Strong as a donkey!

915
00:57:25,418 --> 00:57:27,459
And she's fragrant all right!

916
00:57:27,626 --> 00:57:30,209
You, on an island!
Fountains, a sinking ship!

917
00:57:30,376 --> 00:57:31,834
It was prophetic!

918
00:57:32,168 --> 00:57:34,543
I get prosthetic dreams too.

919
00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:37,209
I see patrons about to pour in,

920
00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:39,168
and not a table ready!

921
00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:40,043
I'm not loony!

922
00:57:40,209 --> 00:57:42,584
Some dreams don't mean shit,
this does!

923
00:57:44,251 --> 00:57:46,834
I'm dreaming these days.
Granted.

924
00:57:47,293 --> 00:57:48,543
The same dream.

925
00:57:49,251 --> 00:57:50,293
Underwater,

926
00:57:50,751 --> 00:57:52,501
a sinking ship.

927
00:57:54,501 --> 00:57:57,084
A message from the gods, Caradoc.
Obviously.

928
00:57:57,543 --> 00:58:01,084
You see me in rags,
reeking hellish,

929
00:58:01,251 --> 00:58:02,668
but I've been different.

930
00:58:03,418 --> 00:58:05,376
Trust me, I know the gods.

931
00:58:06,293 --> 00:58:09,876
That bastard Arthur
planted Excalibur again, imagine!

932
00:58:10,168 --> 00:58:11,418
He let us all down!

933
00:58:11,584 --> 00:58:15,209
You, me, the people,
the Grail, everyone!

934
00:58:16,584 --> 00:58:17,418
But you...

935
00:58:21,543 --> 00:58:23,126
you have a mission.

936
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:26,209
I don't know which,

937
00:58:27,293 --> 00:58:29,084
but you have a mission.

938
00:58:36,418 --> 00:58:37,334
Well.

939
00:58:39,209 --> 00:58:42,209
Considering the long faces,
you're the ones staying?

940
00:58:42,834 --> 00:58:45,126
Sire, we did have a quest.

941
00:58:45,584 --> 00:58:46,876
Most stimulating.

942
00:58:47,293 --> 00:58:49,418
Finding Ywain,
Knight of the Lion,

943
00:58:49,584 --> 00:58:51,293
who's been missing
for a decade.

944
00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:52,751
Perfect for us.

945
00:58:52,918 --> 00:58:55,834
New knights searching for the old...

946
00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:57,126
Too good.

947
00:58:57,293 --> 00:58:58,251
Yeah, sweet.

948
00:58:58,418 --> 00:59:00,834
Rescuing a comrade has potential.

949
00:59:02,126 --> 00:59:03,293
However,

950
00:59:04,043 --> 00:59:06,251
don't you fear he'd be, regrettably...

951
00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:08,168
Dead?

952
00:59:08,834 --> 00:59:09,876
Or something?

953
00:59:10,668 --> 00:59:12,001
He's too smart.

954
00:59:13,668 --> 00:59:15,501
We think he's dead.

955
00:59:16,084 --> 00:59:17,918
You can still look for him.

956
00:59:18,084 --> 00:59:19,418
Not that simple, alas.

957
00:59:20,293 --> 00:59:24,543
Because of a certain
personal quest of Sir Trevor's.

958
00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:28,376
In addition to the group quest?

959
00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:31,334
What's this personal quest, Trevor?

960
00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:32,793
Killing his brother.

961
00:59:33,918 --> 00:59:34,751
What?

962
00:59:35,251 --> 00:59:38,876
Killing his brother
Lucan the Cuttlefish here.

963
00:59:39,043 --> 00:59:42,501
His other brother Bedivere,
who took over the farm,

964
00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:45,501
and his half-brother here,
they're OK.

965
00:59:46,001 --> 00:59:47,876
But his brother Lucan, no way.

966
00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:49,543
He wants his head.

967
00:59:50,001 --> 00:59:51,543
That's nuts. Why?

968
00:59:52,084 --> 00:59:53,209
He's annoying!

969
00:59:54,084 --> 00:59:55,501
- It's the sword.
- No.

970
00:59:57,126 --> 00:59:58,084
Not the sword?

971
00:59:59,084 --> 01:00:03,251
We forged Lucan a fine sword,
emblazoned with a cuttlefish,

972
01:00:03,418 --> 01:00:05,543
his totem animal.

973
01:00:06,668 --> 01:00:08,668
Lord Trevor only has a tiny knife.

974
01:00:09,043 --> 01:00:11,168
- Ergo: fratricide.
- It's not that!

975
01:00:11,334 --> 01:00:15,376
The only weapon I could score
is this lousy bludgeon.

976
01:00:15,834 --> 01:00:18,668
Leave it five minutes,
it'll be in the fireplace.

977
01:00:18,834 --> 01:00:21,459
'Cause someone took it for a log.

978
01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:24,293
So hecky-darn shit!

979
01:00:25,334 --> 01:00:28,293
Lord Trevor,
do you not see the absurdity?

980
01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:30,584
We look like fools to the King!

981
01:00:30,751 --> 01:00:32,334
You can't be unaware!

982
01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:36,584
Last time, he cooked.
Wonder why I puked for 3 days.

983
01:00:36,751 --> 01:00:38,501
- Just me.
- And me.

984
01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:40,084
I'd finished your plate.

985
01:00:40,251 --> 01:00:41,251
Lord Trevor,

986
01:00:41,418 --> 01:00:44,001
is there no way
to prevail upon you?

987
01:00:44,168 --> 01:00:47,876
Do you realize this prevents you
from questing together?

988
01:00:48,043 --> 01:00:50,543
I don't mind if we go together.

989
01:00:51,293 --> 01:00:52,918
- With Lord Lucan?
- Sure.

990
01:00:53,209 --> 01:00:54,543
You won't kill him?

991
01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:55,834
I will.

992
01:00:58,834 --> 01:01:01,043
Separate them.
Time to split heirs.

993
01:01:01,834 --> 01:01:05,334
I got other fish to fry.
Split whatever,

994
01:01:05,501 --> 01:01:08,334
and come back
with specific quests to offer.

995
01:01:14,584 --> 01:01:16,376
Half of you, the...

996
01:01:16,793 --> 01:01:17,918
Trevorians,

997
01:01:18,084 --> 01:01:19,918
will search for Lord Ywain.

998
01:01:20,084 --> 01:01:23,293
As to the other half,
the Lucaneers...

999
01:01:24,418 --> 01:01:25,543
well...

1000
01:01:25,709 --> 01:01:27,459
The Lucaneers are questless.

1001
01:01:27,626 --> 01:01:30,793
Three lone clods at the Table,
with nowhere to go.

1002
01:01:30,959 --> 01:01:32,418
- All for a knife!
- No!

1003
01:01:32,584 --> 01:01:33,834
Yes!

1004
01:01:34,001 --> 01:01:36,084
No great feat required.

1005
01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:39,376
You're young.
A small quest, clean and efficient.

1006
01:01:39,543 --> 01:01:42,084
A threat, a trip, an antagonist,

1007
01:01:42,251 --> 01:01:44,293
swat the antagonist,
get home, done.

1008
01:01:44,459 --> 01:01:46,918
For the umpteenth time:
adventure - yes,

1009
01:01:47,084 --> 01:01:48,668
unwarranted risk - no.

1010
01:01:50,418 --> 01:01:51,334
On your way!

1011
01:03:13,501 --> 01:03:14,959
Howdy, Sire.

1012
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:18,209
What a colorful invitation!

1013
01:03:18,668 --> 01:03:21,793
I'll hand it to you: it's stylish.

1014
01:03:22,126 --> 01:03:25,293
One could assume
you won't be seen with us.

1015
01:03:25,459 --> 01:03:26,626
You done?

1016
01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:29,668
You don't carry a grudge,
that's for sure.

1017
01:03:30,334 --> 01:03:32,376
To your good credit, Sire.

1018
01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:35,126
And I wasn't
in that pack of bitchlets

1019
01:03:35,293 --> 01:03:37,043
that hounded you in Araby.

1020
01:03:38,001 --> 01:03:39,709
Wasn't your perimeter.

1021
01:03:39,918 --> 01:03:40,751
Came into it.

1022
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,043
To be clear:

1023
01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:46,501
I hire you 'cause you're the best.
We're not friends.

1024
01:03:46,668 --> 01:03:48,834
Maybe, to be the best,

1025
01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:53,001
we need a friendly atmosphere.

1026
01:03:55,876 --> 01:03:56,876
Here's the deal.

1027
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,584
I'm sending you to Orkney,

1028
01:04:00,876 --> 01:04:02,834
to ascertain King Loth and his men

1029
01:04:03,001 --> 01:04:06,168
haven't secretly gone home,
flouting banishment,

1030
01:04:06,584 --> 01:04:09,001
to plot my snuffing.

1031
01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:12,876
Do you have reason to suspect...

1032
01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:15,334
I do.
Stay out of it.

1033
01:04:15,501 --> 01:04:17,126
I want it quiet.

1034
01:04:20,751 --> 01:04:23,959
Scared you got a rat at your Table...

1035
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:26,459
... who'll tip the Orkneys
we're coming?

1036
01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:28,876
I hear you got
two of Loth's sons.

1037
01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:31,043
Of course,
I'm not one to gossip.

1038
01:04:31,209 --> 01:04:32,668
Yes or no, dammit.

1039
01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:36,376
We do appreciate your trust,

1040
01:04:36,543 --> 01:04:38,918
and your amazing lack
of hard feelings,

1041
01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:42,376
but a bounty hunter is not a spy.

1042
01:04:45,293 --> 01:04:47,376
I figured your love of moolah

1043
01:04:47,543 --> 01:04:50,084
might expand your practice.
Was I right?

1044
01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:51,668
Yep.

1045
01:04:52,626 --> 01:04:54,543
A third now, the rest upon return.

1046
01:04:58,001 --> 01:04:58,709
Also,

1047
01:04:59,209 --> 01:05:02,043
even if your demise
wouldn't drown me in sorrow,

1048
01:05:02,209 --> 01:05:03,584
watch your asses.

1049
01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:07,209
Sire, are you watching yours?

1050
01:05:07,376 --> 01:05:10,251
Aye.
You fear assassination,

1051
01:05:10,418 --> 01:05:12,709
yet you're in the woods at night...

1052
01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:14,751
- Alone.
- Unguarded.

1053
01:05:14,918 --> 01:05:17,959
Agreed.
But you'll be in Orkney. Scumbag-land.

1054
01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,043
Among scumbags, we go unnoticed.

1055
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:22,876
We blend in.

1056
01:05:23,209 --> 01:05:24,626
We're undetectable.

1057
01:05:37,543 --> 01:05:39,751
It's the Round Table summons
I wanted.

1058
01:05:39,918 --> 01:05:43,293
Percival's letters,
I couldn't give a tinker's damn.

1059
01:05:43,459 --> 01:05:45,334
It's a two-minute read.

1060
01:05:45,501 --> 01:05:48,043
Why waste two minutes on that bum?

1061
01:05:48,668 --> 01:05:50,918
He's craving a quest without me.

1062
01:05:51,168 --> 01:05:53,418
Why should I care about his letters?

1063
01:05:53,959 --> 01:05:56,501
And he's not in my prophylactic dream.

1064
01:05:56,876 --> 01:05:58,168
Nor in mine.

1065
01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:01,293
You can still read the letter.

1066
01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:04,501
There's a morsel of moldy meat on it.
Intriguing.

1067
01:06:04,834 --> 01:06:06,876
Chuck it all in the trash!

1068
01:06:07,043 --> 01:06:08,334
Come on, let's read it.

1069
01:06:08,501 --> 01:06:10,668
There might be a kind word for you.

1070
01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:12,918
I've got one for him.
Guess!

1071
01:06:13,084 --> 01:06:14,584
Could be an apology.

1072
01:06:17,043 --> 01:06:19,501
"Dear all, except the big turkey.

1073
01:06:23,584 --> 01:06:26,543
"I am dictating this to a nice lady

1074
01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:29,293
"who sells duck fat at the market,

1075
01:06:29,626 --> 01:06:31,626
"and eggs, and who can write.

1076
01:06:32,293 --> 01:06:33,418
"And duck.

1077
01:06:33,584 --> 01:06:35,626
"Such good quality duck!

1078
01:06:35,793 --> 01:06:39,251
"I am eating well
and I will soon return

1079
01:06:39,418 --> 01:06:40,959
"with the Grail.

1080
01:06:41,626 --> 01:06:43,293
"Tell Caradoc

1081
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:47,709
"that if he wants a team of bums,
I'm fine on my own.

1082
01:06:48,168 --> 01:06:49,459
"I am eating well.

1083
01:06:49,959 --> 01:06:52,876
"I don't often send letters
because people who can write

1084
01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,334
"say they don't have time

1085
01:06:55,501 --> 01:06:57,501
"and sic dogs on me.

1086
01:06:58,126 --> 01:06:59,918
"Sorry about the grease.

1087
01:07:00,709 --> 01:07:04,959
"I've attached a piece of delicious duck.

1088
01:07:06,209 --> 01:07:09,793
"Percival, solitary and tedious knight."

1089
01:07:21,126 --> 01:07:23,501
Anything more convincing?

1090
01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:25,876
More convincing?

1091
01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:28,001
It's my sword.

1092
01:07:28,168 --> 01:07:29,543
Your sword is lame.

1093
01:07:29,709 --> 01:07:32,543
I know style's not your scene,
but still.

1094
01:07:33,459 --> 01:07:35,168
My enemy has a sword.

1095
01:07:35,334 --> 01:07:38,084
Precisely, confront him
with something surprising.

1096
01:07:38,251 --> 01:07:40,084
And if it could, in the process,

1097
01:07:40,251 --> 01:07:42,793
frighten the masses.

1098
01:07:47,251 --> 01:07:50,084
How am I supposed to counter
a magic sword?

1099
01:08:02,126 --> 01:08:03,209
A rake.

1100
01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:05,793
I'll frighten the masses with this.

1101
01:08:06,209 --> 01:08:08,376
Lancelot, the Raker of Darkness.

1102
01:08:09,501 --> 01:08:10,584
You gotta feel it.

1103
01:08:10,751 --> 01:08:11,709
I don't.

1104
01:08:13,084 --> 01:08:15,584
- Put some heart into it.
- Projectiles?

1105
01:08:15,751 --> 01:08:18,668
Look. I could throw magic honey pots?

1106
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:23,834
Shame you can't take this
more seriously.

1107
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:30,043
Yes.

1108
01:08:31,584 --> 01:08:32,459
Father!

1109
01:08:34,126 --> 01:08:35,126
Father!

1110
01:08:38,209 --> 01:08:40,876
Listen to me, will you?

1111
01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:42,501
Ban

1112
01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:44,626
of Benwick.

1113
01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:47,918
What?
You know him? Knew him?

1114
01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:50,918
Of course.
Who didn't know King Ban?

1115
01:08:52,001 --> 01:08:54,584
I can't even get my father's ear.

1116
01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:56,918
It's not that simple.

1117
01:08:57,084 --> 01:08:58,959
Your father, when alive,

1118
01:08:59,126 --> 01:09:01,001
was quite stubborn

1119
01:09:01,168 --> 01:09:02,793
and quite stupid.

1120
01:09:03,251 --> 01:09:04,751
The worst combination.

1121
01:09:04,918 --> 01:09:06,126
Stupid?

1122
01:09:06,501 --> 01:09:07,709
Incredibly so!

1123
01:09:08,084 --> 01:09:09,334
Legendarily.

1124
01:09:09,834 --> 01:09:11,001
One day,

1125
01:09:11,168 --> 01:09:13,584
he greeted a Phoenician general here.

1126
01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:17,251
The guy says,
"Ban, starting today, your fortress

1127
01:09:17,418 --> 01:09:19,334
"is my fortress.

1128
01:09:19,501 --> 01:09:21,543
"This is my home."

1129
01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:23,251
Your father answered,

1130
01:09:23,418 --> 01:09:25,334
"Oh, I didn't know."

1131
01:09:26,043 --> 01:09:28,001
And he packed his bags.

1132
01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:31,793
His warlords caught up with him

1133
01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,334
in the forest.

1134
01:09:33,501 --> 01:09:35,584
He'd have given up the shack.

1135
01:09:36,168 --> 01:09:38,418
So, you giant moron?

1136
01:09:42,543 --> 01:09:45,584
Come on. Don't waste your time.

1137
01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:48,334
But if I could...

1138
01:09:50,293 --> 01:09:52,001
- Make him an ally.
- Too difficult.

1139
01:09:52,459 --> 01:09:56,293
It would require
a mastery you do not have.

1140
01:09:58,043 --> 01:09:59,751
Go plant this in the ground

1141
01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:02,251
and draw a big circle around it.

1142
01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:10,584
A circle.

1143
01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:12,334
Be warned,

1144
01:10:12,668 --> 01:10:14,209
I've drawn about a million.

1145
01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:17,084
- None have worked.
- A circle will do.

1146
01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:20,084
Not with a stick, of course.

1147
01:10:20,251 --> 01:10:21,501
With your finger.

1148
01:10:21,709 --> 01:10:24,001
Flesh and earth.

1149
01:10:42,084 --> 01:10:45,001
Flesh and earth.

1150
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:57,293
<i>Frankly,</i>

1151
01:10:57,459 --> 01:10:59,043
don't you miss adventures?

1152
01:10:59,793 --> 01:11:00,793
Not at all!

1153
01:11:00,959 --> 01:11:04,626
I bitch about the mail,
but what do I care about the Table?

1154
01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:07,626
I dunno.
You've had so many quests.

1155
01:11:07,793 --> 01:11:09,626
To get bad-mouthed in the end.

1156
01:11:09,793 --> 01:11:12,418
Ten years of Resistance
and not a thank you.

1157
01:11:13,043 --> 01:11:15,543
Besides, we've got dishwashing.

1158
01:11:15,959 --> 01:11:17,668
Sausages drying in the cellar.

1159
01:11:17,834 --> 01:11:19,376
Sweep up in the mornings.

1160
01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:21,418
An eye on the maturing cheeses.

1161
01:11:21,584 --> 01:11:25,334
One underwater dream,
and we'd give all this up?

1162
01:11:26,709 --> 01:11:28,001
Not one.

1163
01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:30,043
Every night.

1164
01:11:52,459 --> 01:11:55,126
Let's say I go under water,

1165
01:11:55,293 --> 01:11:56,626
then what?

1166
01:11:57,001 --> 01:11:58,334
I don't know.

1167
01:11:58,918 --> 01:12:00,668
Under water, I ask for whom?

1168
01:12:01,043 --> 01:12:01,959
I don't know.

1169
01:12:03,668 --> 01:12:05,834
But I think it's the Mediterranean.

1170
01:12:06,334 --> 01:12:07,334
That's something.

1171
01:12:07,501 --> 01:12:10,334
Who's that?
Some hobo girlfriend?

1172
01:12:10,501 --> 01:12:11,834
Is there a pack of you?

1173
01:12:12,001 --> 01:12:14,543
Impersonating who?
Cleopatra? Agrippina Maior?

1174
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:18,084
If a man of my caliber travels,
especially under water,

1175
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:20,668
there must be big loot.

1176
01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:24,334
You have the dream too,
so stop playing dummy.

1177
01:12:24,668 --> 01:12:26,584
You know how crucial this is.

1178
01:12:26,751 --> 01:12:28,959
No, it's just a dream.

1179
01:12:29,126 --> 01:12:31,376
I dreamt I was a gerbil in a shoe,

1180
01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:33,876
I suffocated, and barfed salad.

1181
01:12:35,209 --> 01:12:37,751
Point is,
dreams aren't always crucial.

1182
01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:41,501
This one is,
because it could be related to the...

1183
01:12:42,168 --> 01:12:43,876
To the what? We can't hear you.

1184
01:12:44,043 --> 01:12:45,543
Don't bug him, cream puff.

1185
01:12:46,001 --> 01:12:48,668
Don't treat me like a birdbrain.

1186
01:12:48,834 --> 01:12:50,084
Watch the attitude.

1187
01:12:50,543 --> 01:12:53,043
Premonitions aren't an exact science.

1188
01:12:53,209 --> 01:12:55,543
They just give you the direction.

1189
01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:56,876
That's all I know.

1190
01:12:57,376 --> 01:12:59,626
I know it's the Mediterranean,

1191
01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:02,001
and that there are fountains. There.

1192
01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:03,084
Fountains now!

1193
01:13:03,251 --> 01:13:04,126
What on earth?

1194
01:13:04,293 --> 01:13:05,918
Yes, fountains.

1195
01:13:06,126 --> 01:13:07,876
Three fountains. I think.

1196
01:13:09,126 --> 01:13:10,126
Yes, fuzzy.

1197
01:13:10,293 --> 01:13:12,918
But if you want my honest opinion,

1198
01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:15,543
it could be related to the...

1199
01:13:16,126 --> 01:13:17,376
Again!

1200
01:13:17,543 --> 01:13:18,959
To the what?

1201
01:13:21,751 --> 01:13:23,959
To the Grail.

1202
01:16:18,543 --> 01:16:20,709
Sirs Trevor and Rostan,

1203
01:16:21,168 --> 01:16:23,209
quest-mates for the Knight of the Lion...

1204
01:16:23,376 --> 01:16:25,001
Hoping he's not dead.

1205
01:16:25,168 --> 01:16:27,543
We have reached a fork!

1206
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,001
- Which way?
- As we wish.

1207
01:16:31,168 --> 01:16:33,376
We have not a single clue!

1208
01:16:34,168 --> 01:16:35,668
Zero clues?

1209
01:16:37,043 --> 01:16:38,709
Zero as in zero.

1210
01:16:39,126 --> 01:16:41,376
Not a one, my old chum.

1211
01:16:41,959 --> 01:16:45,668
Last time you saw Ywain,
didn't he say anything?

1212
01:16:46,043 --> 01:16:47,043
He did.

1213
01:16:47,709 --> 01:16:50,959
It was ten years ago,
feels like yesterday.

1214
01:16:51,626 --> 01:16:52,834
He said,

1215
01:16:53,126 --> 01:16:55,751
"Life, Sir Gawain, is like greens.

1216
01:16:56,709 --> 01:16:59,834
"The leaf often minced like spinach,

1217
01:17:00,459 --> 01:17:03,418
"the stem is eaten steamed,

1218
01:17:03,584 --> 01:17:05,501
"fried or casseroled."

1219
01:17:08,418 --> 01:17:10,876
Sir Trevor, why hither and not thither?

1220
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:12,668
I'm sick of the talk.

1221
01:17:12,834 --> 01:17:14,334
We must move on.

1222
01:17:16,001 --> 01:17:17,543
Spirited comrade.

1223
01:17:18,584 --> 01:17:20,418
Let us follow him.

1224
01:17:21,251 --> 01:17:24,001
All bets on our young friend's intuition!

1225
01:17:33,168 --> 01:17:34,418
Come on,

1226
01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:36,751
don't sulk.

1227
01:17:36,918 --> 01:17:39,293
We're not sulking. We're listless.

1228
01:17:42,501 --> 01:17:43,709
I'm sulking.

1229
01:17:45,709 --> 01:17:47,668
I have no mission. I'm sulking.

1230
01:17:49,209 --> 01:17:50,543
Maybe that's our mission.

1231
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,334
What? Laziness?

1232
01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:54,834
Guarding the Table.

1233
01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:59,126
Shack-sitting while others become heroes.
What a mission.

1234
01:17:59,293 --> 01:18:00,626
I'm thinking!

1235
01:18:01,918 --> 01:18:03,543
The gods aren't helping.

1236
01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:12,501
We know what the gods want.

1237
01:18:14,501 --> 01:18:17,209
They even told Arthur,
and he disobeyed.

1238
01:18:18,876 --> 01:18:20,043
Kill Lancelot?

1239
01:18:21,793 --> 01:18:23,626
- Are you nuts?
- We need a quest!

1240
01:18:23,793 --> 01:18:25,334
That happens to be one.

1241
01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:26,584
It's not ours.

1242
01:18:26,959 --> 01:18:30,584
Ours? It's a divine commandment.
It's everyone's.

1243
01:18:31,584 --> 01:18:33,751
How could we face Lancelot?

1244
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:35,751
Three against one.

1245
01:18:41,168 --> 01:18:43,626
Bumping off Lancelot would be...

1246
01:18:46,501 --> 01:18:48,876
And the others,
with their shoddy knight,

1247
01:18:49,043 --> 01:18:51,293
they'll look like snotbags.

1248
01:18:53,959 --> 01:18:56,918
They're after a dude
nobody knows or cares about.

1249
01:19:01,001 --> 01:19:04,501
Either we stay here
and be the Round Table loafers

1250
01:19:05,168 --> 01:19:06,584
or we ice Lancelot

1251
01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:09,959
and become heroes.

1252
01:19:18,918 --> 01:19:20,209
Don't.

1253
01:19:27,626 --> 01:19:29,084
Could you haul ass?

1254
01:19:29,251 --> 01:19:31,626
- Relax!
- Adventure can't be rushed.

1255
01:19:32,126 --> 01:19:35,209
If we're late, we won't sail today.

1256
01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:37,793
I never sail by night.

1257
01:19:37,959 --> 01:19:39,001
Wait up!

1258
01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:40,918
Wait up!

1259
01:19:45,501 --> 01:19:47,001
I am leaving with you.

1260
01:19:47,168 --> 01:19:48,543
Since when?

1261
01:19:48,709 --> 01:19:50,751
Three isn't the same price.

1262
01:19:50,918 --> 01:19:53,376
What about your precious tavern?

1263
01:19:53,543 --> 01:19:55,543
Believe me or not.

1264
01:19:55,709 --> 01:19:57,876
This morning, I got up, as usual,

1265
01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:00,334
and I ask where my two wieners were.

1266
01:20:00,709 --> 01:20:02,793
Braving the unknown, I'm told.

1267
01:20:02,959 --> 01:20:06,001
I didn't think thrice,
undies in a bag,

1268
01:20:06,668 --> 01:20:09,584
I took off
like two farts at the starting line.

1269
01:20:10,001 --> 01:20:11,168
Yes,

1270
01:20:11,501 --> 01:20:12,793
I gave instructions.

1271
01:20:14,334 --> 01:20:18,376
<i>I turned over the keys
to my prized establishment.</i>

1272
01:20:18,876 --> 01:20:21,959
<i>Impregnable bastide
risen from its ashes.</i>

1273
01:20:22,168 --> 01:20:24,668
<i>Eternal refuge to the exhausted</i>

1274
01:20:24,834 --> 01:20:26,043
traveler.

1275
01:20:26,376 --> 01:20:30,001
This time, you won't hog the honors
while I work to death

1276
01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:32,709
feeding all the local tramps.

1277
01:20:32,876 --> 01:20:35,001
Wait for me!

1278
01:20:36,376 --> 01:20:37,459
Why's she here?

1279
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:41,418
- Everyone and their dog coming?
- Dimwits' getaway?

1280
01:20:41,584 --> 01:20:43,501
Not classy, stealing off.

1281
01:20:43,668 --> 01:20:45,084
Stealing? Not so much.

1282
01:20:45,418 --> 01:20:46,709
I get up, you're gone.

1283
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,251
Get up before 3 pm.

1284
01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:50,709
Can we get going
or are there others?

1285
01:20:50,876 --> 01:20:52,418
You're not leaving without me!

1286
01:20:52,876 --> 01:20:53,959
Why not?

1287
01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:57,709
I told you about the Mediterranean.
Don't get smart.

1288
01:20:57,876 --> 01:20:59,918
But now that we know,

1289
01:21:00,084 --> 01:21:02,584
why would we put up with you?

1290
01:21:02,751 --> 01:21:04,709
I'm coming with you!

1291
01:21:05,043 --> 01:21:08,168
The Mediterranean?
If we wanna get there before dusk,

1292
01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:09,876
no time to dawdle.

1293
01:21:10,043 --> 01:21:11,709
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

1294
01:21:11,876 --> 01:21:12,834
We do agree

1295
01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:17,251
that the Mediterranean
isn't the sea around Britain?

1296
01:21:17,418 --> 01:21:18,959
We don't know!

1297
01:21:19,126 --> 01:21:21,876
We head to the sea that we know.

1298
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:24,584
I wouldn't recognize it.

1299
01:21:24,751 --> 01:21:26,459
Spare us.

1300
01:21:26,626 --> 01:21:29,251
It's what, a two-day sail away?

1301
01:21:29,626 --> 01:21:31,918
What? A month in a half, I said.

1302
01:21:32,751 --> 01:21:37,043
We thought
you were justifying the price.

1303
01:21:37,334 --> 01:21:39,876
You thought my rate
was for two days?

1304
01:21:40,043 --> 01:21:41,876
Shoulda multiplied by 15.

1305
01:21:42,293 --> 01:21:43,959
Ok, my little piggies.

1306
01:21:44,126 --> 01:21:45,168
To the boat!

1307
01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:46,793
A month and a half on a boat?

1308
01:21:47,251 --> 01:21:49,668
If it's too much, go back to your dishes.

1309
01:21:49,834 --> 01:21:51,501
I'm coming with you!

1310
01:21:51,959 --> 01:21:54,293
A month and a half
with you on the water?

1311
01:21:54,459 --> 01:21:56,209
Space out the quarrels, sailors,

1312
01:21:56,376 --> 01:21:58,084
or you're going overboard.

1313
01:21:59,334 --> 01:22:00,168
Let's go!

1314
01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:19,293
<i>Kaamelott Foundations</i>

1315
01:22:27,793 --> 01:22:28,834
So?

1316
01:22:29,418 --> 01:22:30,459
So nothing.

1317
01:22:31,918 --> 01:22:33,418
Another gizmo that doesn't work.

1318
01:22:33,584 --> 01:22:35,626
I know another that don't work!

1319
01:22:35,793 --> 01:22:37,209
Don't get in a tussle.

1320
01:22:37,376 --> 01:22:39,543
For the last time, above,

1321
01:22:39,876 --> 01:22:41,793
there's a collapsed fortress,
it's fragile.

1322
01:22:41,959 --> 01:22:45,001
If we're too loud,
we could get squashed.

1323
01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:06,793
It's collapsed. We can't get through.

1324
01:23:07,251 --> 01:23:10,668
Tell me your thingy
doesn't point that way.

1325
01:23:11,293 --> 01:23:12,334
No.

1326
01:23:12,501 --> 01:23:13,709
Lucky us!

1327
01:23:14,751 --> 01:23:16,709
Black wax.

1328
01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:18,501
Black?

1329
01:23:18,668 --> 01:23:19,918
What's it mean?

1330
01:23:20,293 --> 01:23:22,543
Someone used this staircase

1331
01:23:22,709 --> 01:23:26,626
lighting the way with a macabre candle.

1332
01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:27,834
Macabre?

1333
01:23:29,334 --> 01:23:32,293
- It could be something else!
- Suit yourselves.

1334
01:23:43,168 --> 01:23:45,293
Yet more wax.

1335
01:23:53,709 --> 01:23:55,543
We must continue

1336
01:23:56,126 --> 01:23:56,834
that way.

1337
01:23:57,459 --> 01:24:00,376
That way?
An anorexic fox wouldn't fit!

1338
01:24:00,543 --> 01:24:01,418
You nutjob!

1339
01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:05,334
You're talking to Conle-the-Famous.
Respect celebrities.

1340
01:24:05,501 --> 01:24:06,168
Shut up!

1341
01:24:08,418 --> 01:24:09,834
There's no air in there.

1342
01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:12,668
Kill the head-lights.
Lamps are enough.

1343
01:24:22,501 --> 01:24:25,459
Bets are on!
Methinks we've traveled...

1344
01:24:25,918 --> 01:24:27,584
a fourth of the way.

1345
01:24:27,751 --> 01:24:30,584
Ho there, Sister, what spirit!
A fourth?

1346
01:24:30,751 --> 01:24:31,959
I know not.

1347
01:24:32,126 --> 01:24:34,709
We've kept a fine pace.
Nonetheless...

1348
01:24:34,876 --> 01:24:36,709
So, this tall peak,

1349
01:24:37,251 --> 01:24:38,459
must be this one.

1350
01:24:40,001 --> 01:24:42,209
The dune field is where we are.

1351
01:24:42,876 --> 01:24:45,334
Doubtless we are here.

1352
01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:49,293
We started on the blue dot.

1353
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:51,168
Yes, we're right next to it.

1354
01:24:51,751 --> 01:24:53,501
And our destination? Is this it?

1355
01:24:53,668 --> 01:24:55,584
You wish to see our destination?

1356
01:24:55,751 --> 01:24:58,251
Is that not necessary
to measure progress?

1357
01:24:58,418 --> 01:24:59,793
Nothing simpler.

1358
01:25:11,793 --> 01:25:13,876
As to the fourth of our journey...

1359
01:25:14,459 --> 01:25:15,584
We're not there.

1360
01:25:15,751 --> 01:25:17,793
No. We must verify, of course.

1361
01:25:17,959 --> 01:25:21,126
But I think we've covered
less than a hundredth.

1362
01:25:21,459 --> 01:25:23,418
Not including the return.

1363
01:25:27,293 --> 01:25:30,793
Upon reflection,
I hope I'm suitably shod.

1364
01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:17,168
<i>Orkney Fortress</i>

1365
01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:23,209
Thing's abandoned.

1366
01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:26,293
Ye, denizens!

1367
01:26:26,834 --> 01:26:30,543
We are a group of unfortunate travelers,

1368
01:26:31,293 --> 01:26:34,043
three poor devils,
lost and caught by nightfall.

1369
01:26:34,209 --> 01:26:35,501
Speak for yourself.

1370
01:26:35,876 --> 01:26:37,793
We dare ask for hospitality!

1371
01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:44,001
We said cunning.
Don't shoot them outright.

1372
01:26:44,626 --> 01:26:46,251
It's not for them. It's for you.

1373
01:26:46,668 --> 01:26:48,418
First sign of fishiness,

1374
01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:50,501
you get a bolt in the ass each.

1375
01:26:51,251 --> 01:26:52,793
What kind of fishiness?

1376
01:26:52,959 --> 01:26:55,709
I don't know yet. Surprise me!

1377
01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:58,918
Go play in the yard.
Rich folk make me nervous.

1378
01:26:59,084 --> 01:27:00,709
You clowns make it worse.

1379
01:27:02,293 --> 01:27:06,501
I always work alone. And why?
Because I know myself.

1380
01:27:06,959 --> 01:27:10,543
I don't have the patience
to trail along shitwits.

1381
01:27:15,209 --> 01:27:16,626
Good evening!

1382
01:27:17,251 --> 01:27:19,418
We'll muck up the house!

1383
01:27:46,251 --> 01:27:48,376
Caught by nightfall.

1384
01:27:49,459 --> 01:27:51,584
We left a bit late. Bam...

1385
01:27:51,751 --> 01:27:52,834
Big mistake.

1386
01:27:54,918 --> 01:27:58,168
Your mistake
is feeling safer here than outside.

1387
01:28:01,376 --> 01:28:02,626
Are you of the household?

1388
01:28:04,209 --> 01:28:05,793
King Loth's family, maybe?

1389
01:28:06,293 --> 01:28:09,751
I married his third sister
21 years ago out of greed.

1390
01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:11,251
21 years of woes.

1391
01:28:12,751 --> 01:28:13,959
You know those big books,

1392
01:28:14,126 --> 01:28:16,126
very heavy, with illuminations?

1393
01:28:16,293 --> 01:28:18,168
Imagine opening one,

1394
01:28:18,334 --> 01:28:21,959
sliding your genitalia inside,
and closing it

1395
01:28:22,126 --> 01:28:23,251
sharply.

1396
01:28:23,418 --> 01:28:24,959
Do it five times a day.

1397
01:28:25,251 --> 01:28:26,584
That's marriage for me.

1398
01:28:33,668 --> 01:28:34,709
What is it?

1399
01:28:36,793 --> 01:28:38,709
This place reeks of money.

1400
01:28:39,168 --> 01:28:40,501
I don't feel well.

1401
01:28:40,668 --> 01:28:43,668
Eat what you were served
and keep it together.

1402
01:28:44,501 --> 01:28:47,043
May we pay our respects to King Loth?

1403
01:28:47,209 --> 01:28:48,209
He's banished.

1404
01:28:48,501 --> 01:28:50,918
Exiled
since the destruction of Kaamelott.

1405
01:28:51,084 --> 01:28:55,209
If you like high society, my pilgrims,
you're in for a treat.

1406
01:28:55,376 --> 01:28:56,876
Upper crust.

1407
01:28:58,168 --> 01:28:59,834
- Crust?
- Loth's wife.

1408
01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:02,834
Ex-wife.
He ended the marriage before leaving.

1409
01:29:03,001 --> 01:29:06,043
Anna of Tintagel,
half-sister to King Arthur.

1410
01:29:07,334 --> 01:29:10,293
And her three bitchy sisters-in-law,
including my wife.

1411
01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:13,626
Damn, Arthur's half-sister.

1412
01:29:14,001 --> 01:29:16,918
May I remind you
you met King Arthur in person.

1413
01:29:17,084 --> 01:29:18,293
Outdoors.

1414
01:29:20,709 --> 01:29:24,793
You can't stand the rich,
but only indoors?

1415
01:29:28,043 --> 01:29:29,459
Night is falling.

1416
01:29:29,834 --> 01:29:30,959
Here they come.

1417
01:29:31,959 --> 01:29:34,251
They sleep by day
and pester by night.

1418
01:29:34,626 --> 01:29:35,793
Like mosquitoes.

1419
01:29:51,251 --> 01:29:53,126
Three lost travelers.

1420
01:29:53,293 --> 01:29:54,793
Caught by nightfall.

1421
01:29:56,251 --> 01:30:00,501
Our deepest thanks for your hospitality,
Lady Anna.

1422
01:30:01,751 --> 01:30:05,168
How do you know who I am,
if you are lost?

1423
01:30:08,709 --> 01:30:11,751
This gentleman here explained

1424
01:30:11,918 --> 01:30:14,543
to whose door providence had led us.

1425
01:30:15,959 --> 01:30:18,501
Please continue your meal.

1426
01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:25,668
I don't feel well.
I'm gonna face-plant my grub.

1427
01:30:25,834 --> 01:30:28,626
Say something polite.

1428
01:30:29,001 --> 01:30:30,501
You're going to attract attention.

1429
01:30:30,668 --> 01:30:31,793
Polite?

1430
01:30:32,793 --> 01:30:34,543
Your friend doesn't like roe deer?

1431
01:30:36,043 --> 01:30:39,251
Roe deer, speak you in jest?
I love the stuff.

1432
01:30:39,459 --> 01:30:42,334
I'd eat it off a dysenteric's crack.

1433
01:30:47,209 --> 01:30:49,709
The beans are exceptionally tender.

1434
01:30:49,876 --> 01:30:52,626
You add a hint of baking soda
to the soak, right?

1435
01:30:54,334 --> 01:30:56,376
Lost travelers.

1436
01:31:11,668 --> 01:31:13,043
You cackling like a goose?

1437
01:31:14,501 --> 01:31:15,209
What?

1438
01:31:15,376 --> 01:31:17,918
It's been an hour now.
What's in there,

1439
01:31:18,084 --> 01:31:19,376
a poultry stand?

1440
01:31:19,543 --> 01:31:22,626
What's this loony ambush?
I just got here!

1441
01:31:22,793 --> 01:31:26,126
Whatever. The ruckus
is coming out of your quarters!

1442
01:31:36,376 --> 01:31:37,334
There.

1443
01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:43,876
Why's there a guinea-hen meeting
in your pad?

1444
01:31:44,043 --> 01:31:46,876
Like the Kaamelottian debauchery of old.

1445
01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:48,751
I thought you'd lost all desire.

1446
01:31:48,918 --> 01:31:50,584
Affirmative, especially that kind.

1447
01:31:50,751 --> 01:31:51,709
So what, then?

1448
01:31:51,876 --> 01:31:53,334
So piss off!

1449
01:31:53,751 --> 01:31:57,376
I don't want to talk about it.
With you even less!

1450
01:32:04,126 --> 01:32:05,126
Surprise!

1451
01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:08,126
Wow.

1452
01:32:08,293 --> 01:32:09,793
I found them for you!

1453
01:32:10,293 --> 01:32:12,918
That's nice,
but I wasn't looking.

1454
01:32:13,084 --> 01:32:15,626
Even though I'm very pleased.

1455
01:32:15,793 --> 01:32:17,418
- Us too.
- Delighted.

1456
01:32:17,584 --> 01:32:21,709
Keep the rejoicing down,
or do we need to get nasty?

1457
01:32:21,876 --> 01:32:24,043
- Easy does it!
- It does not!

1458
01:32:24,209 --> 01:32:26,001
Shut it, or we sic the dogs!

1459
01:32:26,168 --> 01:32:28,584
I'm serving
the future of the Kingdom.

1460
01:32:29,168 --> 01:32:31,584
I did have to booze up some.

1461
01:32:31,918 --> 01:32:33,459
Come and join us!

1462
01:32:33,626 --> 01:32:35,501
Don't stand there
like a toadstool!

1463
01:32:35,668 --> 01:32:37,751
Come on!
What a doofus!

1464
01:32:38,834 --> 01:32:39,918
Wait.

1465
01:32:42,418 --> 01:32:44,376
What do you have in mind?

1466
01:32:44,959 --> 01:32:46,293
The heir.

1467
01:32:47,251 --> 01:32:48,043
What heir?

1468
01:32:48,209 --> 01:32:51,418
Since I can't quite rouse you,

1469
01:32:52,001 --> 01:32:54,918
I've invited your former mistresses,
who allegedly can.

1470
01:32:55,084 --> 01:32:57,126
We're a bit worse for wear.

1471
01:32:57,293 --> 01:32:59,043
Sorry: less than he.

1472
01:32:59,209 --> 01:33:01,668
At any rate,
they're willing to carry

1473
01:33:01,834 --> 01:33:03,959
the heir in my stead,

1474
01:33:04,126 --> 01:33:06,918
and hand him over at birth.

1475
01:33:07,084 --> 01:33:08,418
Carry the heir?

1476
01:33:08,584 --> 01:33:10,793
What's this new-fangled mishmash?

1477
01:33:10,959 --> 01:33:12,668
Our contribution to the Quest.

1478
01:33:12,834 --> 01:33:14,418
We're happy to serve.

1479
01:33:14,584 --> 01:33:17,709
Though it's unclear
why you'd need us.

1480
01:33:17,876 --> 01:33:20,084
Why they can't get it done

1481
01:33:20,251 --> 01:33:21,959
is the riddle of the ages!

1482
01:33:22,126 --> 01:33:24,334
What's this new invention?

1483
01:33:24,501 --> 01:33:26,334
Excuse me. I invented nothing.

1484
01:33:26,501 --> 01:33:30,543
Roman history
is brimming with similar shenanigans.

1485
01:33:30,709 --> 01:33:32,543
Every other Caesar's illegitimate.

1486
01:33:32,918 --> 01:33:35,168
What matters is having an heir.

1487
01:33:35,334 --> 01:33:38,126
Roman shenanigans empowered generations

1488
01:33:38,293 --> 01:33:39,709
of inbred morons.

1489
01:33:39,876 --> 01:33:41,876
Lancelot's out,
no need for Caligula!

1490
01:33:42,043 --> 01:33:44,418
Can't you honor your queen,

1491
01:33:44,584 --> 01:33:46,418
instead of ordering take-out twins?

1492
01:33:46,584 --> 01:33:49,834
- I didn't.
- No, I did!

1493
01:33:50,251 --> 01:33:51,751
For the last time,

1494
01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,584
you're not the problem.

1495
01:33:53,918 --> 01:33:55,001
I am.

1496
01:33:55,334 --> 01:33:57,001
You're no less rousing.

1497
01:33:57,168 --> 01:33:59,959
But we do have that magic vial

1498
01:34:00,126 --> 01:34:02,084
from your Mom and Auntie.

1499
01:34:02,251 --> 01:34:04,543
Mildly offended that you'd need it.

1500
01:34:04,709 --> 01:34:08,459
We don't need it, ourselves.
But we're not as old.

1501
01:35:00,376 --> 01:35:01,834
<i>Lands of the Dragon</i>

1502
01:35:02,001 --> 01:35:03,626
By the gods,

1503
01:35:04,376 --> 01:35:05,959
where have we landed?

1504
01:35:06,126 --> 01:35:08,209
The sky itself is bewitched!

1505
01:35:08,376 --> 01:35:10,501
Green, celestial smoke!

1506
01:35:10,668 --> 01:35:13,001
Curses, curses, curses!

1507
01:35:13,168 --> 01:35:15,293
We should never have come.

1508
01:35:15,459 --> 01:35:17,376
We're no match for these perils.

1509
01:35:18,334 --> 01:35:21,334
Don't start!
Remember Arthur's words.

1510
01:35:21,501 --> 01:35:24,251
If we're up to it,
it's no adventure!

1511
01:35:24,418 --> 01:35:26,501
If we die outright, it's not either.

1512
01:35:26,668 --> 01:35:29,084
Let's camp,
my feet are freezing.

1513
01:35:29,251 --> 01:35:30,959
Camp here? Under that?

1514
01:35:31,126 --> 01:35:33,209
The cold has numbed your brains!

1515
01:35:33,376 --> 01:35:34,626
- We're spent.
- Famished.

1516
01:35:34,793 --> 01:35:35,876
Icicle-toed!

1517
01:35:36,334 --> 01:35:38,043
We'll get no further tonight.

1518
01:35:38,209 --> 01:35:41,834
What if that sky-blazing snow-witch
lands on us?

1519
01:35:42,293 --> 01:35:44,668
Fool! Speaking of witchery aloud!

1520
01:35:44,834 --> 01:35:46,543
You'll attract evil!

1521
01:35:46,709 --> 01:35:47,584
Friends,

1522
01:35:47,959 --> 01:35:49,334
discord looms.

1523
01:35:49,501 --> 01:35:52,001
We must be twice as vigilant.

1524
01:35:52,626 --> 01:35:54,459
Care to tone Granny down?

1525
01:35:54,959 --> 01:35:56,209
Granny'll slap you.

1526
01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:58,501
Slap me, or give me honey?

1527
01:36:09,376 --> 01:36:11,834
Our equipment's inadequate.

1528
01:36:12,001 --> 01:36:13,168
I'm so hungry.

1529
01:36:13,709 --> 01:36:16,293
I'd trade you all
for a few blueberries.

1530
01:36:16,626 --> 01:36:17,459
lagu!

1531
01:36:17,626 --> 01:36:18,668
It's true, Gareth.

1532
01:36:18,876 --> 01:36:21,459
If cold and hunger don't kill us,
the wolves will.

1533
01:36:21,626 --> 01:36:22,876
Or worse,

1534
01:36:23,043 --> 01:36:26,584
one of the countless demons
swarming here!

1535
01:36:26,751 --> 01:36:29,959
What say the maps?
Are we nearing Dragon land?

1536
01:36:30,126 --> 01:36:31,126
Hard to say.

1537
01:36:31,293 --> 01:36:35,043
Holy rotten bears,
don't tell us we're lost!

1538
01:36:35,543 --> 01:36:38,418
No, it's hard to say
because my mouth froze.

1539
01:36:39,126 --> 01:36:40,418
Who the hell cares!

1540
01:36:40,584 --> 01:36:41,376
So?

1541
01:36:41,543 --> 01:36:43,793
The Opalescent Dragon lives here.

1542
01:36:43,959 --> 01:36:46,793
In this rather vast region.

1543
01:36:47,543 --> 01:36:50,084
By the gods, what's this?

1544
01:36:50,251 --> 01:36:51,751
Our impending doom.

1545
01:36:51,918 --> 01:36:53,001
Curses!

1546
01:36:53,501 --> 01:36:54,459
Well.

1547
01:36:55,334 --> 01:36:57,876
A band of young travelers.

1548
01:36:58,751 --> 01:36:59,959
So lost!

1549
01:37:01,459 --> 01:37:02,584
Who are you?

1550
01:37:03,543 --> 01:37:04,959
A trapper girl.

1551
01:37:05,209 --> 01:37:06,251
Like you.

1552
01:37:06,793 --> 01:37:07,793
Hogwash!

1553
01:37:07,959 --> 01:37:09,918
Who says we're trapper girls?

1554
01:37:12,959 --> 01:37:14,668
Share your campfire...

1555
01:37:18,918 --> 01:37:20,376
I'll share my bread.

1556
01:37:26,543 --> 01:37:27,751
So, dear youths,

1557
01:37:28,418 --> 01:37:30,334
why so far from home?

1558
01:37:30,751 --> 01:37:32,418
Who says we are?

1559
01:37:32,584 --> 01:37:34,501
We seek the last Opalescent Dragon.

1560
01:37:35,168 --> 01:37:36,668
You just spill the beans?

1561
01:37:37,459 --> 01:37:38,543
Beautiful beings.

1562
01:37:39,084 --> 01:37:40,293
If any are left.

1563
01:37:40,459 --> 01:37:41,584
Of course there are.

1564
01:37:42,793 --> 01:37:45,126
Yesterday,
one was spotted over its lair.

1565
01:37:45,501 --> 01:37:46,376
What?

1566
01:37:46,543 --> 01:37:50,043
Beware, trapper girl.
You'd be foolish to prevaricate.

1567
01:37:50,376 --> 01:37:51,793
Where's the lair?

1568
01:37:51,959 --> 01:37:53,376
Please say it's close!

1569
01:37:53,918 --> 01:37:55,376
It's no secret.

1570
01:37:55,959 --> 01:37:58,751
For a few coins,
I'll take you at dawn.

1571
01:38:00,543 --> 01:38:02,626
Are we finally in luck?

1572
01:38:49,543 --> 01:38:50,709
Quarto!

1573
01:38:52,959 --> 01:38:54,334
Quarto, goddammit!

1574
01:38:54,626 --> 01:38:55,459
What?

1575
01:38:55,626 --> 01:38:57,084
My door's locked!

1576
01:38:57,584 --> 01:38:59,084
The fuck do I care?

1577
01:38:59,251 --> 01:39:01,084
We're in a loony bin!

1578
01:39:01,251 --> 01:39:02,376
It's our last night!

1579
01:39:02,543 --> 01:39:04,584
Then don't waste it bugging me.

1580
01:39:10,834 --> 01:39:12,084
Alzagar!

1581
01:39:14,751 --> 01:39:15,459
What?

1582
01:39:15,918 --> 01:39:17,209
I'm locked in my room!

1583
01:39:17,376 --> 01:39:20,709
Me too. It's bolted from outside.

1584
01:39:20,876 --> 01:39:23,334
What?
Holy infected nanny-goats,

1585
01:39:23,501 --> 01:39:27,084
we can't just sit here
and get euthanized?

1586
01:39:27,251 --> 01:39:29,084
What does Quarto say?

1587
01:39:29,251 --> 01:39:30,584
"Piss off."

1588
01:41:10,459 --> 01:41:11,501
There.

1589
01:41:17,959 --> 01:41:21,084
Who do you serve,
you sons of stinking she-dogs?

1590
01:41:22,084 --> 01:41:24,793
We're lost travelers,
caught by nightfall.

1591
01:41:24,959 --> 01:41:26,418
We'd established that.

1592
01:41:27,084 --> 01:41:28,501
We might serve,

1593
01:41:28,876 --> 01:41:30,793
and be unwilling to tell.

1594
01:41:30,959 --> 01:41:33,376
We might serve
someone who does not

1595
01:41:33,543 --> 01:41:34,668
want it known.

1596
01:41:35,209 --> 01:41:36,626
At a certain Table.

1597
01:41:36,959 --> 01:41:39,668
The shape of which
ain't necessarily square.

1598
01:41:42,751 --> 01:41:44,001
It's miraculous,

1599
01:41:44,501 --> 01:41:47,584
that you've enjoyed a decent career

1600
01:41:47,751 --> 01:41:49,376
being so damn dumb.

1601
01:41:49,543 --> 01:41:51,668
Arthur sent you?

1602
01:41:52,209 --> 01:41:54,084
Pendragon pissant!

1603
01:42:03,584 --> 01:42:04,709
Guys,

1604
01:42:05,376 --> 01:42:07,168
some self-evident things

1605
01:42:07,334 --> 01:42:09,084
can be stated anyway.

1606
01:42:09,793 --> 01:42:12,876
We're clear
that I'm coming with you?

1607
01:42:40,959 --> 01:42:42,334
Weren't there three of us?

1608
01:42:42,501 --> 01:42:43,793
There are.

1609
01:42:44,376 --> 01:42:45,459
When you arrived?

1610
01:42:45,626 --> 01:42:47,918
I thought the guy was behind us.

1611
01:42:48,084 --> 01:42:50,168
That fool's a liability.

1612
01:42:50,626 --> 01:42:52,209
I was against bringing him.

1613
01:42:53,501 --> 01:42:54,668
What?

1614
01:42:54,834 --> 01:42:56,376
What now, you clodpoll?

1615
01:42:56,543 --> 01:42:58,043
What are you lugging?

1616
01:42:58,209 --> 01:43:00,293
- Dunno. Can't read.
- Why bother?

1617
01:43:00,459 --> 01:43:02,209
There was pricey shit in there!

1618
01:43:02,376 --> 01:43:05,959
It was dark.
I took what I found. On principle.

1619
01:43:06,126 --> 01:43:07,543
So you steal paper?

1620
01:43:08,084 --> 01:43:10,959
Move your asses!
Enough jabbering.

1621
01:43:11,334 --> 01:43:14,959
You'll carry it home!
Don't count on us!

1622
01:43:18,876 --> 01:43:20,709
Arthur Pendragon

1623
01:43:21,293 --> 01:43:23,126
sends me spies.

1624
01:43:25,001 --> 01:43:26,043
To me!

1625
01:43:27,251 --> 01:43:28,501
Vengeance.

1626
01:43:29,376 --> 01:43:30,709
Vengeance!

1627
01:43:35,168 --> 01:43:40,418
<i>Pillars of Hercules</i>

1628
01:43:51,834 --> 01:43:52,626
Say...

1629
01:43:53,793 --> 01:43:56,418
No pressure,
but you need to decide.

1630
01:43:56,584 --> 01:43:57,876
Where are you going?

1631
01:43:58,043 --> 01:44:00,918
- You were told 40 times.
- The Mediterranean!

1632
01:44:01,084 --> 01:44:04,084
This is it.
Ocean behind, Pillars to the side,

1633
01:44:04,376 --> 01:44:06,251
Ahead and under, Mediterranean.

1634
01:44:06,418 --> 01:44:09,501
Well, we can't just dive in.

1635
01:44:09,668 --> 01:44:12,209
Land us, you seaman-stain?

1636
01:44:12,376 --> 01:44:14,918
I'd be thrilled.
But where?

1637
01:44:15,251 --> 01:44:16,459
Massilia? Syracuse?

1638
01:44:17,001 --> 01:44:19,376
- Thessaloniki? Alexandria?
- Wherever.

1639
01:44:20,293 --> 01:44:21,209
Wherever?

1640
01:44:21,376 --> 01:44:24,168
Maybe not.
What's your take?

1641
01:44:24,334 --> 01:44:27,126
Nothing. Long as I get paid,
I'll sail to China.

1642
01:44:27,293 --> 01:44:29,251
So you only care about money?

1643
01:44:30,084 --> 01:44:31,001
What else?

1644
01:44:31,168 --> 01:44:33,876
What's your own worthless opinion?

1645
01:44:34,834 --> 01:44:38,043
Apart from the three fountains,
I got nothing.

1646
01:44:38,793 --> 01:44:40,043
We should sleep,

1647
01:44:40,209 --> 01:44:41,751
try for a new dream.

1648
01:44:42,501 --> 01:44:43,834
You sleep all the time.

1649
01:44:44,001 --> 01:44:47,168
I won't scour the seas for fountains
while you snooze.

1650
01:44:47,334 --> 01:44:48,543
Well?

1651
01:44:48,918 --> 01:44:51,001
- We can't turn back.
- No.

1652
01:44:51,418 --> 01:44:54,168
Portus Albus then.
I'm sick of you, we need food.

1653
01:44:54,668 --> 01:44:56,918
Find your shit, or get lost.

1654
01:44:57,084 --> 01:44:59,376
You'll walk.
After you pay me.

1655
01:44:59,709 --> 01:45:02,084
So you only care about money?

1656
01:45:04,043 --> 01:45:05,709
Already asked that.

1657
01:45:13,043 --> 01:45:14,501
My belly!

1658
01:45:16,459 --> 01:45:17,501
Such discomfort!

1659
01:45:18,001 --> 01:45:19,543
Throbbing, stabbing.

1660
01:45:20,001 --> 01:45:21,251
Awful!

1661
01:45:22,168 --> 01:45:24,751
Only my elegance keeps me from...
Damn!

1662
01:45:25,168 --> 01:45:26,626
Our food wasn't...

1663
01:45:26,793 --> 01:45:28,459
- The bread!
- Witch!

1664
01:45:29,834 --> 01:45:31,043
My purse is gone!

1665
01:45:31,626 --> 01:45:32,626
And mine!

1666
01:45:33,209 --> 01:45:36,293
That diarrhoeic goat
stole all our money!

1667
01:45:36,459 --> 01:45:37,668
What will become of us?

1668
01:45:37,834 --> 01:45:39,709
We can't even buy a radish!

1669
01:45:39,876 --> 01:45:41,209
We'll die!

1670
01:45:41,376 --> 01:45:43,459
She can't have gone far!

1671
01:46:02,418 --> 01:46:03,334
Halt!

1672
01:46:03,709 --> 01:46:05,918
Schemer! Trying to poison us

1673
01:46:06,084 --> 01:46:07,584
with your diseased shit-loaf!

1674
01:46:07,751 --> 01:46:09,418
You failed!

1675
01:46:10,001 --> 01:46:12,876
It only caused intestinal clogging!

1676
01:46:14,959 --> 01:46:16,959
You won't get off so lightly.

1677
01:46:17,126 --> 01:46:20,376
Yeah?
Go ahead, you filthy poachers!

1678
01:46:20,709 --> 01:46:23,668
Kill me,
if sowing death is your only talent!

1679
01:46:25,084 --> 01:46:26,168
Say what, shrew?

1680
01:46:26,334 --> 01:46:28,084
You call us trapper girls,

1681
01:46:28,251 --> 01:46:29,543
and now poachers?

1682
01:46:29,709 --> 01:46:32,043
Wrong guess, sweetie.
We are knights

1683
01:46:32,209 --> 01:46:33,626
of the Round Table.

1684
01:46:33,793 --> 01:46:37,043
We're from Logres,
sent by Arthur Pendragon!

1685
01:46:37,209 --> 01:46:40,001
To protect
the last Opalescent Dragon.

1686
01:46:40,168 --> 01:46:41,334
Too late!

1687
01:46:41,751 --> 01:46:44,876
The last Opalescent was slaughtered.

1688
01:46:46,709 --> 01:46:49,168
Slaughtered? How can this be?

1689
01:46:49,334 --> 01:46:52,293
What demon
committed this heinous deed?

1690
01:46:52,668 --> 01:46:53,751
Alfarn.

1691
01:46:54,209 --> 01:46:55,209
Who?

1692
01:46:55,376 --> 01:46:56,209
Alfarn!

1693
01:46:57,959 --> 01:46:59,293
Famous dragon hunter.

1694
01:46:59,459 --> 01:47:02,668
He hates "poacher."
Finds the term demeaning.

1695
01:47:02,834 --> 01:47:05,168
Show us his hideout,
we'll eat him up!

1696
01:47:06,043 --> 01:47:07,126
You?

1697
01:47:07,834 --> 01:47:09,834
You'll hunt Alfarn?

1698
01:47:10,001 --> 01:47:11,043
Absolutely.

1699
01:47:11,209 --> 01:47:14,584
This rescue mission is now retaliation!

1700
01:47:15,209 --> 01:47:16,334
lagu?

1701
01:47:25,126 --> 01:47:28,459
I'm not sure vengeance
is in the knight's covenant.

1702
01:47:28,626 --> 01:47:29,334
What's that?

1703
01:47:29,501 --> 01:47:32,043
I said, I'm not sure
that vengeance

1704
01:47:32,209 --> 01:47:34,251
is in the knight's covenant.

1705
01:47:35,001 --> 01:47:36,543
We'll add it on.

1706
01:47:36,709 --> 01:47:38,793
Give up and go home, elflings.

1707
01:47:39,168 --> 01:47:41,834
You're not cut to face Alfarn.

1708
01:47:42,001 --> 01:47:43,043
You could help!

1709
01:47:43,209 --> 01:47:45,876
Forgive our excesses.
Join us!

1710
01:47:46,043 --> 01:47:48,251
Lead us to him, we'll do the rest!

1711
01:47:48,793 --> 01:47:51,084
Get yourselves home!

1712
01:47:51,709 --> 01:47:53,209
How do we find you?

1713
01:47:53,376 --> 01:47:55,251
We don't know your name!

1714
01:48:02,876 --> 01:48:05,501
Surface route mighta been better.

1715
01:48:06,293 --> 01:48:09,376
What surface?
You said the forge was underground.

1716
01:48:09,543 --> 01:48:11,084
We said...

1717
01:48:11,251 --> 01:48:13,418
Black magic
is often cloaked in darkness.

1718
01:48:13,584 --> 01:48:15,459
Hence the tunneling.

1719
01:48:15,626 --> 01:48:18,543
Or you guessed,
and the forge is up a tower.

1720
01:48:18,709 --> 01:48:20,334
Or there is none.

1721
01:48:20,543 --> 01:48:22,459
Now we're here, let's look.

1722
01:48:22,626 --> 01:48:24,168
Are you dicking around?

1723
01:48:24,751 --> 01:48:27,334
You have any idea
how dangerous this is?

1724
01:48:27,751 --> 01:48:29,459
At any given moment,

1725
01:48:29,626 --> 01:48:31,418
the whole shebang could...

1726
01:49:11,334 --> 01:49:14,834
Dunno what we've found,
my peckerlings, but it's big.

1727
01:49:28,876 --> 01:49:31,084
Good grief, the smell.

1728
01:49:31,793 --> 01:49:33,626
What reeks like that?

1729
01:49:33,793 --> 01:49:36,251
Do we proceed,
or is it stronger than you?

1730
01:49:36,418 --> 01:49:39,501
Common sense says we turn back.

1731
01:50:25,168 --> 01:50:26,668
Black magic forge?

1732
01:50:26,834 --> 01:50:28,126
Black magic?

1733
01:50:28,293 --> 01:50:30,043
My poor dear,

1734
01:50:30,418 --> 01:50:32,459
methinks it is far worse.

1735
01:50:33,043 --> 01:50:35,001
What's the hanging thingy?

1736
01:50:35,334 --> 01:50:37,543
Bad news, friend.

1737
01:50:37,709 --> 01:50:39,001
- We thinking alike?
- Yes.

1738
01:50:39,376 --> 01:50:42,126
It's not a black magic forge.

1739
01:50:42,293 --> 01:50:45,293
It is a forge of necromancy.

1740
01:50:45,459 --> 01:50:46,584
- Necro?
- mancy.

1741
01:50:46,751 --> 01:50:50,293
Raising the dead.
This, my oldie-moldies, is a matrix.

1742
01:50:50,459 --> 01:50:53,126
A matrix that took years to make.

1743
01:50:53,543 --> 01:50:56,001
So urgent was it
to flee the siege

1744
01:50:56,168 --> 01:51:00,168
that the sorcerer abandoned
such an advanced opus.

1745
01:51:00,501 --> 01:51:02,376
That there's advanced?

1746
01:51:02,543 --> 01:51:04,543
Near-completed, even.

1747
01:51:04,959 --> 01:51:07,043
It feeds the curse on the ruins.

1748
01:51:07,209 --> 01:51:10,626
Do you measure how valuable this is?

1749
01:51:11,376 --> 01:51:14,001
This is still about
the hanging rotten meat?

1750
01:51:14,459 --> 01:51:17,293
We must get across
this accursed grating!

1751
01:51:17,626 --> 01:51:18,834
Across?

1752
01:51:19,418 --> 01:51:21,626
That is a task fit for a wizard!

1753
01:51:21,959 --> 01:51:24,543
You athletes warm up,
it's gonna bounce!

1754
01:51:30,668 --> 01:51:33,334
Whaddya say?
Teleportation for grownups!

1755
01:51:33,501 --> 01:51:34,668
Calm down!

1756
01:51:34,959 --> 01:51:38,418
Want out of the bog?
Tele-sphere, by yours truly!

1757
01:51:38,584 --> 01:51:40,668
You didn't make it,
you bought it!

1758
01:51:40,834 --> 01:51:42,209
Lies! Slander!

1759
01:51:42,376 --> 01:51:43,793
Made it from scratch!

1760
01:51:43,959 --> 01:51:45,251
We'll piss around later.

1761
01:51:45,793 --> 01:51:48,084
Destruction of the foul source.

1762
01:51:48,543 --> 01:51:49,793
How...

1763
01:51:53,001 --> 01:51:55,918
How does one destroy
this kind of place?

1764
01:52:17,793 --> 01:52:19,459
We good?
Curse gone, we're out?

1765
01:52:20,084 --> 01:52:22,751
- Quickly.
- The spillage can poison us.

1766
01:52:23,043 --> 01:52:24,209
Go ahead, Merlin.

1767
01:52:24,376 --> 01:52:25,709
Where?

1768
01:52:25,876 --> 01:52:27,251
Another sphere.

1769
01:52:27,418 --> 01:52:29,126
I don't have another.

1770
01:52:29,293 --> 01:52:30,376
What?

1771
01:52:30,543 --> 01:52:32,459
You zap us in here,
one-way?

1772
01:52:32,626 --> 01:52:35,334
You think I can afford two spheres?

1773
01:52:36,126 --> 01:52:37,668
We're trapped?

1774
01:52:38,251 --> 01:52:40,418
Yes. We will die.

1775
01:52:45,959 --> 01:52:47,293
They're not there.

1776
01:52:47,459 --> 01:52:49,293
- Your sister...
- Half-sister.

1777
01:52:49,459 --> 01:52:51,084
Three crazies, wife included.

1778
01:52:51,251 --> 01:52:53,668
No Loth, no Dagonet,
no jurisconsult.

1779
01:52:53,834 --> 01:52:58,168
They could be in the Kingdom,
just not in Orkney.

1780
01:53:01,001 --> 01:53:02,334
A bonus.

1781
01:53:04,501 --> 01:53:05,376
What's this?

1782
01:53:05,543 --> 01:53:07,668
Dunno why he took those.

1783
01:53:07,834 --> 01:53:10,584
Real estate stuff.
Deeds and shit.

1784
01:53:11,126 --> 01:53:12,709
Dunno how useful they'd be.

1785
01:53:12,876 --> 01:53:14,043
Paper holds mystery.

1786
01:53:14,209 --> 01:53:15,876
Right. When you can't read.

1787
01:53:16,293 --> 01:53:18,959
What's my batshit sibling's disposition?

1788
01:53:21,668 --> 01:53:25,876
Her disposition has seen better days.

1789
01:53:26,043 --> 01:53:28,084
Diplomatically, I doubt

1790
01:53:28,751 --> 01:53:31,626
we've warmed
your relationship with Orkney.

1791
01:53:31,876 --> 01:53:34,293
Our mission of observation

1792
01:53:34,459 --> 01:53:36,043
impelled us to give her

1793
01:53:36,209 --> 01:53:37,709
an ass-kicking.

1794
01:53:38,126 --> 01:53:40,959
Admittedly,
she was already sore with you.

1795
01:53:41,126 --> 01:53:42,959
We didn't fix that.

1796
01:53:49,876 --> 01:53:51,209
And for me?

1797
01:53:51,543 --> 01:53:53,668
A small tip, for services rendered?

1798
01:53:54,668 --> 01:53:55,834
Take a guess.

1799
01:53:57,668 --> 01:53:59,001
I guess not?

1800
01:54:42,459 --> 01:54:43,668
Venec!

1801
01:54:43,834 --> 01:54:45,626
- A clue!
- We have a clue!

1802
01:54:48,168 --> 01:54:50,543
Why the clown costumes?

1803
01:54:50,709 --> 01:54:53,501
We went shopping.
We're entitled.

1804
01:54:53,668 --> 01:54:55,501
We look Mediterranean.

1805
01:54:55,668 --> 01:54:57,418
Mediterraneans look like bozos?

1806
01:54:57,584 --> 01:55:00,334
Who gives a shit?
We have a clue!

1807
01:55:00,876 --> 01:55:02,459
A clue for what?

1808
01:55:02,626 --> 01:55:04,043
We know where to go.

1809
01:55:04,209 --> 01:55:05,709
Bought food, at least?

1810
01:55:05,876 --> 01:55:08,168
Hang your errands!
Listen to us!

1811
01:55:08,584 --> 01:55:09,709
I bought this.

1812
01:55:11,459 --> 01:55:13,418
What the hell?
We're out of supplies.

1813
01:55:13,584 --> 01:55:17,084
We were on the job,
then we found this old dude.

1814
01:55:17,293 --> 01:55:19,876
He was eating squid salad
at the bar,

1815
01:55:20,043 --> 01:55:21,376
he heard us talk.

1816
01:55:21,543 --> 01:55:23,793
We were squabbling like senators.

1817
01:55:23,959 --> 01:55:26,918
Like finding fountains would be so hard.

1818
01:55:27,084 --> 01:55:28,168
It's true!

1819
01:55:28,334 --> 01:55:30,793
I screamed, and lobbed my sausage

1820
01:55:30,959 --> 01:55:33,418
- I'd bought a sausage -
at this guy.

1821
01:55:33,584 --> 01:55:36,751
I ducked, it bounced off her mug.

1822
01:55:37,251 --> 01:55:41,293
So the sausage
lands in the old crow's salad.

1823
01:55:42,168 --> 01:55:43,959
He gets up, we're ready to roll.

1824
01:55:44,168 --> 01:55:46,959
He explains,
through a thick-ass accent,

1825
01:55:47,376 --> 01:55:50,501
that he knows a village
with three fountains.

1826
01:55:51,126 --> 01:55:52,709
And he wanted another salad.

1827
01:55:53,501 --> 01:55:56,709
'Cause half of it
got knocked on the floor.

1828
01:55:56,876 --> 01:55:57,626
Says he.

1829
01:55:57,793 --> 01:56:00,543
"What's the village called?"
we ask.

1830
01:56:00,709 --> 01:56:03,668
He kept at it, "Three fountains!"...

1831
01:56:03,834 --> 01:56:07,751
We were about to choke him
on his half-salad, when it clicked.

1832
01:56:07,959 --> 01:56:09,501
It's the name of the village!

1833
01:56:11,209 --> 01:56:13,293
- What name?
- Three-Fountains!

1834
01:56:13,668 --> 01:56:16,168
We gather it's on the Isle of Sicily.

1835
01:56:16,543 --> 01:56:20,001
It's in the Mediterranean,
don't get pissy.

1836
01:56:20,168 --> 01:56:22,084
I've never heard of it.

1837
01:56:24,959 --> 01:56:26,918
Ok, I'll check the maps.

1838
01:56:27,334 --> 01:56:30,751
While you go back to the market
to get chow.

1839
01:56:31,168 --> 01:56:33,043
Not a tambourine or earrings.

1840
01:56:35,376 --> 01:56:38,418
Sicily's far.
You're racking up the bill.

1841
01:56:38,584 --> 01:56:41,626
You are serving the quest for the Grail,
goddammit!

1842
01:56:41,793 --> 01:56:43,584
Leave money aside for once!

1843
01:56:43,751 --> 01:56:45,876
Putting money aside is my passion.

1844
01:56:46,043 --> 01:56:47,293
So Grail or not,

1845
01:56:47,709 --> 01:56:49,251
I bill all the same.

1846
01:56:50,459 --> 01:56:51,876
You ain't nothing but a...

1847
01:58:08,959 --> 01:58:10,043
What's going on?

1848
01:58:12,209 --> 01:58:13,959
What on earth did you do?

1849
01:58:14,126 --> 01:58:15,209
What do you mean?

1850
01:58:15,376 --> 01:58:16,834
I did what you told me.

1851
01:58:17,918 --> 01:58:18,876
Sabnock.

1852
01:58:21,168 --> 01:58:23,459
You conjured Sabnock.

1853
01:58:23,626 --> 01:58:26,126
Who? I conjured no one.

1854
01:58:26,293 --> 01:58:29,334
Sabnock doesn't come
for a circle or a buried spade.

1855
01:58:29,501 --> 01:58:30,209
A scythe!

1856
01:58:45,709 --> 01:58:47,876
Take shelter now!

1857
01:58:48,334 --> 01:58:50,584
You nutbag!

1858
01:58:55,251 --> 01:58:58,668
You better hope
he doesn't come flush you out.

1859
01:58:58,834 --> 01:58:59,584
What?

1860
01:59:03,543 --> 01:59:06,459
- Why would he flush me out?
- To kill you, buddy.

1861
01:59:10,584 --> 01:59:11,918
You think Sabnock...

1862
01:59:13,751 --> 01:59:16,251
You think Sabnock has the leisure

1863
01:59:16,418 --> 01:59:18,626
to put charms on garden tools?

1864
01:59:18,793 --> 01:59:22,084
If he finds you,
you'll be wiped off all Planes.

1865
01:59:22,293 --> 01:59:24,959
I didn't specially invoke Sabnock.

1866
01:59:25,168 --> 01:59:27,209
It's not my fault he's showed up.

1867
01:59:27,376 --> 01:59:31,334
Yet he's here.
And your tushie is in for it.

1868
01:59:35,584 --> 01:59:38,293
- What can I do?
- Go apologize.

1869
01:59:39,334 --> 01:59:41,418
Stay here, you imbecile!

1870
01:59:41,584 --> 01:59:45,376
Hide, and pray he leaves
without taking you.

1871
01:59:45,543 --> 01:59:47,043
Good grief, why?

1872
01:59:47,251 --> 01:59:50,959
Why a major demon answers your call?
I do not know.

1873
01:59:51,168 --> 01:59:55,501
But make no mistake,
this is a rare visitation.

1874
02:00:00,626 --> 02:00:02,418
My father's ghost might help me.

1875
02:00:02,584 --> 02:00:04,959
Your father against Sabnock?

1876
02:00:05,959 --> 02:00:08,459
Expect a speedy showdown.

1877
02:00:11,918 --> 02:00:16,918
It would be your father's chance
to vacate the Middle Plane.

1878
02:00:36,543 --> 02:00:38,668
We're totally out of our league!

1879
02:00:38,834 --> 02:00:40,793
We come beat up a guy in rags

1880
02:00:41,043 --> 02:00:42,668
and there's a 12-foot demon.

1881
02:00:43,334 --> 02:00:44,834
Bum luck.

1882
02:00:45,001 --> 02:00:46,918
From the get-go, actually.

1883
02:00:47,626 --> 02:00:49,751
This is next-level.

1884
02:01:47,376 --> 02:01:48,751
It didn't work.

1885
02:01:49,959 --> 02:01:52,584
He just came to punish my arrogance.

1886
02:01:52,751 --> 02:01:53,918
Didn't find me,

1887
02:01:55,209 --> 02:01:56,543
so he left.

1888
02:01:59,543 --> 02:02:01,084
Another failure.

1889
02:02:01,709 --> 02:02:04,459
Sabnock left his Plane for you.

1890
02:02:05,501 --> 02:02:10,251
Even if he came to murder you,
don't call this a failure.

1891
02:02:12,334 --> 02:02:14,043
Call it what you will.

1892
02:02:17,001 --> 02:02:20,834
All in favor
of attacking Lancelot at once?

1893
02:02:21,751 --> 02:02:22,834
Very well.

1894
02:02:23,001 --> 02:02:24,543
All opposed?

1895
02:02:55,543 --> 02:02:57,793
There's a town called Three-Fountains.

1896
02:02:58,168 --> 02:03:00,084
Can't be much to do there.

1897
02:03:00,293 --> 02:03:02,668
We're not going on vacation.

1898
02:03:02,834 --> 02:03:05,751
She keeps ranting
that the Grail's there.

1899
02:03:05,918 --> 02:03:08,334
That's not quite what she says.

1900
02:03:08,543 --> 02:03:09,918
To summarize,

1901
02:03:10,084 --> 02:03:11,459
you're telling us...

1902
02:03:11,834 --> 02:03:12,959
Hey...

1903
02:03:58,709 --> 02:03:59,876
What's wrong?

1904
02:04:00,043 --> 02:04:01,709
She's pale as a butt cheek.

1905
02:04:01,876 --> 02:04:03,251
Periwinkle indigestion?

1906
02:04:27,709 --> 02:04:29,876
What now? Still up for it?

1907
02:04:30,043 --> 02:04:31,709
We did vote.

1908
02:04:32,251 --> 02:04:34,793
Besides,
Sir Lucan too has a magic weapon.

1909
02:04:34,959 --> 02:04:36,001
I don't.

1910
02:04:37,043 --> 02:04:38,334
It just has a cuttlefish.

1911
02:04:38,793 --> 02:04:40,709
We're here, might as well.

1912
02:04:41,959 --> 02:04:43,084
You ready?

1913
02:04:43,668 --> 02:04:45,751
Three, two...

1914
02:04:49,168 --> 02:04:51,084
Have you lost your marbles?

1915
02:04:54,084 --> 02:04:56,918
Your quest
was to walk into the lion's den?

1916
02:04:57,084 --> 02:04:59,126
You think King Arthur

1917
02:04:59,293 --> 02:05:01,043
sanctions attacking Lancelot?

1918
02:05:01,209 --> 02:05:02,543
It's a recent project.

1919
02:05:02,709 --> 02:05:04,209
And not really a project.

1920
02:05:04,376 --> 02:05:07,918
We didn't have a quest,
so we thought, let's kill Lancelot.

1921
02:05:08,084 --> 02:05:09,668
Spur of the moment.

1922
02:05:09,834 --> 02:05:12,543
We were regretting our decision

1923
02:05:13,001 --> 02:05:14,834
when you busted us.

1924
02:05:15,376 --> 02:05:17,168
If we hadn't spied on you,

1925
02:05:17,709 --> 02:05:18,959
right now,

1926
02:05:19,293 --> 02:05:22,334
you'd be slain
by Lancelot's new accursed weapon.

1927
02:05:22,501 --> 02:05:23,668
Now get out

1928
02:05:24,168 --> 02:05:26,918
and find a quest that's appropriate.

1929
02:05:27,084 --> 02:05:28,376
Reckless idiots!

1930
02:05:28,543 --> 02:05:29,543
Scram!

1931
02:05:36,418 --> 02:05:38,668
And return the snack baskets!

1932
02:07:19,876 --> 02:07:21,293
What's gotten into you?

1933
02:07:21,668 --> 02:07:23,168
You kooky?

1934
02:07:23,918 --> 02:07:24,793
Well?

1935
02:07:24,959 --> 02:07:28,251
If the grub still doesn't suit you,
go to the tavern.

1936
02:07:33,376 --> 02:07:34,918
Sorry, must've dozed off.

1937
02:07:35,459 --> 02:07:37,709
I know our meals aren't gripping,

1938
02:07:37,876 --> 02:07:41,293
but in the name of decorum,
you could stay awake.

1939
02:07:42,834 --> 02:07:44,376
<i>Read it!</i>

1940
02:07:48,543 --> 02:07:49,876
<i>Your mail...</i>

1941
02:07:51,334 --> 02:07:52,126
Say what?

1942
02:07:52,751 --> 02:07:53,834
What what?

1943
02:07:55,209 --> 02:07:56,918
I didn't get what you said.

1944
02:07:57,543 --> 02:07:58,876
What I said when?

1945
02:07:59,043 --> 02:08:00,209
Just before.

1946
02:08:00,376 --> 02:08:02,584
Didn't say nothin'.
But now I will.

1947
02:08:02,751 --> 02:08:05,876
Put your head on ice
if you're hallucinating.

1948
02:08:06,334 --> 02:08:10,084
<i>You must read your mail!</i>

1949
02:08:17,418 --> 02:08:18,626
Do I...

1950
02:08:19,626 --> 02:08:20,959
Do I have mail?

1951
02:08:21,168 --> 02:08:23,209
As in recent?

1952
02:08:24,543 --> 02:08:25,418
I don't know.

1953
02:08:25,584 --> 02:08:28,001
You have back mail,
you never open it.

1954
02:08:30,084 --> 02:08:31,251
Can I have it?

1955
02:08:32,584 --> 02:08:33,584
Now?

1956
02:08:33,751 --> 02:08:36,626
With back mail,
comes a point, you just read it.

1957
02:08:37,709 --> 02:08:41,043
I don't know why we bother.

1958
02:08:41,209 --> 02:08:42,959
We eat, chilling at the table,

1959
02:08:43,126 --> 02:08:45,918
he jumps 3 feet, I choke on my peas,

1960
02:08:46,084 --> 02:08:48,251
then he wants his mail fetched.

1961
02:08:48,543 --> 02:08:52,084
Housing a sloth is one thing,
but a nutcase

1962
02:08:52,251 --> 02:08:53,501
isn't the same gig.

1963
02:08:53,668 --> 02:08:55,584
So make an effort.

1964
02:08:57,334 --> 02:09:00,459
That one's grease-stained,
and it stinks.

1965
02:09:00,626 --> 02:09:03,584
I think it's from Sir Percival.

1966
02:09:08,543 --> 02:09:09,334
And this?

1967
02:09:09,501 --> 02:09:10,959
Arrived this morning. No idea.

1968
02:09:12,543 --> 02:09:13,751
Venec.

1969
02:09:17,543 --> 02:09:19,459
I have to leave urgently

1970
02:09:19,876 --> 02:09:21,459
for Portus Albus.

1971
02:09:23,709 --> 02:09:26,334
Why the hell would you go there?

1972
02:09:32,459 --> 02:09:34,918
Watch him cut out
without an explanation.

1973
02:09:41,209 --> 02:09:44,126
You shoulda seen him.
A demon taller than two men.

1974
02:09:44,293 --> 02:09:45,459
With lightning bolts.

1975
02:09:45,626 --> 02:09:47,709
Dunno how we didn't shit ourselves.

1976
02:09:47,876 --> 02:09:50,459
We got scolded for taking risks.

1977
02:09:51,626 --> 02:09:53,168
And you? Any perils?

1978
02:09:53,334 --> 02:09:54,209
Nope.

1979
02:09:54,543 --> 02:09:56,543
- Yes, there was.
- No, there was not.

1980
02:09:56,709 --> 02:09:59,376
- Plenty of peril.
- Nothing at all.

1981
02:09:59,959 --> 02:10:03,168
We came across countless junctions.

1982
02:10:03,334 --> 02:10:05,501
Constant decision-making: left, right,

1983
02:10:05,834 --> 02:10:06,751
left...

1984
02:10:06,918 --> 02:10:08,168
Bullshit.

1985
02:10:08,334 --> 02:10:11,876
And we slept outdoors.
The other night, we heard nibbling.

1986
02:10:12,043 --> 02:10:14,376
We didn't go see,
but we think

1987
02:10:14,543 --> 02:10:15,709
it was a badger!

1988
02:10:15,876 --> 02:10:17,668
We think it was bullshit.

1989
02:10:18,168 --> 02:10:19,918
Fat chance we'd go check!

1990
02:10:22,834 --> 02:10:25,418
- And the Knight of the Lion?
- Making progress.

1991
02:10:25,584 --> 02:10:26,668
Little by little.

1992
02:10:26,834 --> 02:10:28,376
Nothing at all.

1993
02:10:30,626 --> 02:10:32,376
Why is my food different?

1994
02:10:35,501 --> 02:10:36,709
Who prepared this meal?

1995
02:10:37,293 --> 02:10:38,293
Sir Trevor.

1996
02:10:53,751 --> 02:10:55,584
Not a team player.

1997
02:11:50,959 --> 02:11:52,793
You think they're dead?

1998
02:11:53,251 --> 02:11:54,376
Dunno.

1999
02:11:54,918 --> 02:11:57,001
Who were the guys
who jumped them?

2000
02:11:57,418 --> 02:11:58,501
Dunno.

2001
02:12:00,043 --> 02:12:01,293
Can't we go faster?

2002
02:12:01,543 --> 02:12:02,751
No wind.

2003
02:12:04,543 --> 02:12:07,626
But we're getting there.
Look, Carthage.

2004
02:12:08,043 --> 02:12:09,834
We'll soon be nearing Sicily.

2005
02:12:10,001 --> 02:12:12,168
Why not read Percival's letter?

2006
02:12:12,334 --> 02:12:13,251
Wow!

2007
02:12:14,251 --> 02:12:15,501
It stinks a lot.

2008
02:12:15,668 --> 02:12:17,834
There was a piece of cheese in it.

2009
02:12:18,084 --> 02:12:20,501
Really? Where's the piece of cheese?

2010
02:12:20,668 --> 02:12:22,543
I threw it away, of course.

2011
02:12:23,043 --> 02:12:25,626
With the others,
Percival's name was banned.

2012
02:12:25,793 --> 02:12:28,876
At the slightest slip up,
Lord Caradoc lost it.

2013
02:12:29,043 --> 02:12:30,459
Doesn't explain the cheese.

2014
02:12:30,626 --> 02:12:32,918
Read the letter, maybe he explains.

2015
02:12:36,584 --> 02:12:38,709
"Sire, I hope everything's jammy

2016
02:12:38,876 --> 02:12:41,334
"like a little doughnut
at the Round Table.

2017
02:12:41,501 --> 02:12:44,584
"Yesterday, I swam in the river

2018
02:12:44,751 --> 02:12:47,001
"and all my clothes were stolen.

2019
02:12:47,209 --> 02:12:50,668
"I continued my adventure in my boxers,

2020
02:12:50,834 --> 02:12:54,001
"but at the village,
the old dude selling cheese

2021
02:12:54,168 --> 02:12:56,084
"was wearing my clothes.

2022
02:12:56,501 --> 02:12:57,834
"I tried beating him up,

2023
02:12:58,001 --> 02:13:01,168
"but he's nice so he's writing this.

2024
02:13:01,334 --> 02:13:04,709
"He sends you
one of his fresh-tasting cheeses

2025
02:13:04,876 --> 02:13:07,751
"to enjoy in the morning,
or with friends,

2026
02:13:07,918 --> 02:13:09,043
"even without bread.

2027
02:13:09,209 --> 02:13:11,501
"Tomorrow, I'll go to the Stone

2028
02:13:11,918 --> 02:13:16,668
"to keep an eye on the frauds
who try to extract your sword.

2029
02:13:17,334 --> 02:13:21,084
"Not a chance, but you never know.

2030
02:13:21,501 --> 02:13:23,668
"I will bring back the Grail

2031
02:13:24,251 --> 02:13:27,168
"in two weeks or, at latest, in 15 days.

2032
02:13:27,709 --> 02:13:28,793
"Percival,

2033
02:13:28,959 --> 02:13:32,376
"solitary and regional knight."

2034
02:13:44,876 --> 02:13:46,043
Step back.

2035
02:14:48,418 --> 02:14:52,043
CHAPTER TWO - PART 1

2036
02:15:06,084 --> 02:15:08,584
Subtitles by
Mariette Kelley and Joël Savdié

2037
02:18:28,251 --> 02:18:30,959
Subtitling:
TransPerfect Media France