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Morning, sleepy head. I made you a coffee.

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How'd you rest?

3
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Good. Fine. Yeah.

4
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Hey, that's good.
I haven't slept a wink in days.

5
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Well, as you know, me and Janine broke up.

6
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It's been an emotionally rough
couple of days, still processing,

7
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but I wanted to do the right thing
and give her some space.

8
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So, I'm staying with Jacob
and Melissa and Caleb.

9
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To be honest, I don't really know
what's going on.

10
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I'm just putting one foot
in front of the other,

11
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but no one is taking it harder than Jacob.

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Morning.

13
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Okay, this ain't a Motel 6,
and I ain't a maid.

14
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So why don't you pick up your crap

15
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instead of standing there
looking like a wartime widow.

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Morning.

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Good morning, sunshine.

18
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Ooh. Dude, we gotta get you
out of this funk, man.

19
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Are you time?

20
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What?

21
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Are you time itself?

22
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Because that is the only thing
that will get us out of this funk.

23
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Hey, um, does anybody need the bathroom
or can I hop in the shower?

24
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Gregory, I would sooner piss my pants

25
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than get in the way of you doing
whatever you need to do, okay, buddy?

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Yeah.

27
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Yeah.

28
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Okay, we are all suffering under
the weight of an immeasurable loss.

29
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Everyone's just bopping around here
like nothing's happened.

30
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I'm with you, man. I'm feeling this too.

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- Good.
- <i>Who wants smiley face omelets?</i>

32
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- Ooh!
- Your smiley face boy does.

33
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Mmm. Good morning.

34
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Hey, good morning. How'd you sleep?

35
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{\an8}Your couch continues to suck,
but I took enough edibles last night

36
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{\an8}to sleep pretty much anywhere,
so I'm feeling pretty great.

37
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{\an8}- Good.
- How about you? How are you feeling?

38
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{\an8}Uh… Bad, sad.

39
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{\an8}I don't know.
Honestly, I think I'm still in shock. So…

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After I said we should break up,

41
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Gregory and I just spent
the rest of the night in silence.

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And then in the morning,
he said he was gonna give me my space.

43
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I didn't think our first big fight would
be our last big fight. But I don't know.

44
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{\an8}Well, at least you get to go to work
and take your mind off things.

45
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He works next to me.

46
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And that's on you, bitch.
Who told you to date a coworker?

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{\an8}But things will get better, I promise.

48
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{\an8}Yeah. And I think I'm gonna brave
the teacher's lounge today.

49
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{\an8}There you go.

50
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{\an8}Thank you so much for staying here
and just being with me.

51
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{\an8}Please, where else would I be?

52
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{\an8}Yeah, so my lease was up on my old place,

53
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and my new one doesn't start
for another week, so…

54
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But I'd be here anyway
because Janine is my girl.

55
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But the timing really did
work out for me personally.

56
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{\an8}I mean, he almost ran me off the road.

57
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- I'm telling you.
- Ridiculous.

58
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Janine.

59
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I know you're going through a breakup,
but you know the rules.

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{\an8}You can't sit here.

61
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{\an8}Yeah, it's nothing personal, kid.

62
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It's like a seniority thing.
This is the big kids' table.

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- I know. Okay. I'm sorry.
- Okay.

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Yeah.

65
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Morning, Gregory.

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- Sir, you know the rules.
- Hey, whoa. What are you doing?

67
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I just need the chair.

68
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{\an8}- It's for my bag.
- It's for her bag.

69
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Oh, I am verklempt.

70
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You know, in all these years,
I never sat by this window.

71
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I could use some vitamin D.

72
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{\an8}Only took 15 years,
but I finally got my seat back.

73
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What the hell going on in here?

74
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{\an8}In the words of Chinua Achebe,
"Things Fall Apart." Love is no more.

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Somebody that knows
how to answer a question, please?

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{\an8}Gregory and Janine broke up,
and I got my seat back.

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Wh... When?

78
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Just now.

79
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- What?
- They broke up last week.

80
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{\an8}The number four couple in the school
breaks up and it doesn't cross my desk?

81
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That's prime-time gossip.

82
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I got to get to my classroom.

83
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I love choosing sides, but don't worry,
I'm team Janine. For now.

84
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Oh. That really isn't necessary, so…

85
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What an incorrect opinion.

86
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You're single now, which I used
to be great at. We're going out.

87
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You know, I actually need
to get back to my classroom too, so…

88
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And it's Thursday.
That's dance night at Rubenstein's.

89
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What a great day.

90
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Can you two do something
about this, please?

91
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- Nope.
- Jacob, those are young people's problems.

92
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And as you correctly pointed out,

93
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we ought not to get our noses in
the business of young people's love lives.

94
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Hey, this is serious, okay?
It's not a joke.

95
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Do you see me laughing?
Do you see anyone laughing?

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Oh, my gosh.

97
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Yeah, you, like, spit when you said that.

98
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Yeah.

99
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Oh. Mr. J, don't forget
the white cheddar popcorn for tonight.

100
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Like I'd remember.

101
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Mmm?

102
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Oh, we're just gonna watch that, uh,
latest Avatar movie, that Fire and Ash.

103
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God, I wish Pandora was real.

104
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Ooh, I saw that trailer. Mm-hmm.

105
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And I love that shade of blue. I'd join.

106
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Yeah.

107
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Okay, Barb, whom I love, just can be
a little tough to watch a movie with.

108
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She asks too many damn questions,
but at least she'll be a buffer.

109
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I thought I was going to have to build
a pillow wall between me and Melissa.

110
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Did you think we were
watching the movie in bed?

111
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That's what you thought.

112
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Okay, you guys have a good day.

113
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Buck up, because we're going out tonight.

114
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Stand down 'cause no, we are not.
He doesn't need to go out.

115
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- He needs to stay in.
- Hey!

116
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I told you guys not to come in here
at the same time. Somebody go.

117
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The best way to get over a girl
is to get under…

118
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- Whoa, don't.
- …the spell of a DJ.

119
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- Oh.
- I'm good.

120
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Listen, I know what
you're going through, okay?

121
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I've broken up with five women
seven times this year alone. Trust me,

122
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the club is the best medicine.

123
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Okay, he's not trying
to meet "dime pieces" at the "club"

124
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to "impress" Mom and Dad.

125
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He wants to be alone... in my room,

126
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popping dark chocolate cacao nips,
listening to Mitski.

127
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I could maybe do one drink.

128
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I do beg your pardon?

129
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- Oh. Hey.
- Hey, girl.

130
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- You didn't go to work today?
- Oh, I'm working from home.

131
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Ah.

132
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I didn't know 911 dispatchers
could do that.

133
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Oh, it's frowned upon for sure,
but just for legal reasons.

134
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- Oh, okay.
- So, how was today?

135
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How'd your trip to the lounge go?

136
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Um… Bad.

137
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- Yeah.
- Dang.

138
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- I'm sorry, girl, that sucks.
- Yeah.

139
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But your coworkers, they all know, right?

140
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Yeah. Well, actually Ava just found out,

141
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and she's insisting
on taking me out tonight.

142
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911, what's the address of your emergency?

143
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Mm-hmm.

144
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Okay.

145
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A little ass shaking might do the trick.

146
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- Oh. Not you. Do not move him.
- Oh.

147
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- Where are we going?
- We're not going anywhere.

148
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Okay? I don't think I'm up for all that.

149
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Okay, ma'am. Yeah.

150
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Besides, Ava just says stuff all the time.
I doubt she actually meant it.

151
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Okay. You don't have to yell.

152
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Why aren't you dressed?
I told you we're going out.

153
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So, is he bleeding?

154
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It's just like downstairs except upstairs.
Y'all really thought y'all did something.

155
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What's up, phone sex?
Damn, you live here too?

156
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With y'all broke asses.

157
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Come in, come in.

158
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- We have arrived for the Avatar.
- Oh, good.

159
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Gregory.

160
00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,401
Nice shirt.

161
00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,195
- Do you think I…
- Sorry.

162
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Does it matter that
I have not seen Avatar one or two?

163
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Only if you care to be a part of
the last bit of monoculture we have left.

164
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We're a weaker society without it.

165
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Mono, what?

166
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Ooh. Car's here.

167
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Wait, put these in your pockets.
It's vodka, gin and rum.

168
00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,837
Well, which is which?

169
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What do you mean?

170
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,682
See, it's poppin'.
There's fine men everywhere.

171
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This is where Gregory and I
used to come for dates, you know?

172
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- Okay, let's get you a drink, baby.
- Okay.

173
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What you want?

174
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Um, can I have one vodka soda, please?

175
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Actually, no bubbles. That's too fun.
Can I have a vodka water?

176
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Oh, brother.

177
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We'll have a round
of Long Island iced teas.

178
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Ooh!

179
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I did an ass load of research,
and this place has it all.

180
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:05,170
One, it's open. Two, vibes. And three,
it has an ideal demo for my boy.

181
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,296
What do you think?

182
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,757
This is the first place
Janine and I danced.

183
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,884
And four, great track record.

184
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,345
Also, I learned there's only one thing
that a white guy can do at a Black club

185
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,472
to make a good impression.

186
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,600
I bought a table.

187
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Balling straight out of the gate.

188
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,313
And supporting Black businesses.

189
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,108
You know, with the money
you are spending here tonight,

190
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,903
you could probably pay first
and last month's rent on an apartment?

191
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,489
Why would I do that?
I already have a place to stay.

192
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,450
Now, to quote music legend Pitbull,

193
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,412
"Life is not a waste of time,
and time is not a waste of life."

194
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:44,292
So let's stop wasting time, get wasted,
and have the time of our lives.

195
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,503
We don't need to do…

196
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,215
Dale!

197
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,010
Okay, buckle up.
Who's ready for a third trip to Pandora?

198
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,345
Yeah.

199
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,807
Okay, pause.

200
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,434
Where are they and who is the president?

201
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,105
Pandora,
and they haven't had an election yet.

202
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,773
- Okay.
- Okay.

203
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,987
Does this TV get any bigger?
I mean, can you zoom in?

204
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,281
Do you know how a TV works?

205
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,576
Oh, yeah, we're off to a great start.

206
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,829
I just want to watch the movie.

207
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,082
Over there is where
we lost the costume contest.

208
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:28,002
And back there, actually, is where Gregory
ordered garlic bread for the table.

209
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,546
It was a really big night for him.

210
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,215
Janine, look at me, hear me.

211
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,509
From the moment you two got together,
I knew you were gonna break up.

212
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,011
- What?
- So what you got memories here?

213
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,847
All the more reason to reclaim the space.

214
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:43,059
She's not wrong.
Tonight's the night to make new memories.

215
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,687
You gotta embrace the single life.
Drink up.

216
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,814
Okay.

217
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,945
- Oh!
- Yeah.

218
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,738
I think it was the right thing
to walk away.

219
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,700
I-I don't know. It's-It's-It's crazy to…

220
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,035
- It is crazy. It's very crazy.
- It's not crazy.

221
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:04,164
I'll tell you what is though
in three, two…

222
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,999
I told them it's your birthday!

223
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,334
You get way more free drinks that way.

224
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,378
You are one trillion percent
getting charged.

225
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,006
Ladies, join us.
It is my friend's birthday.

226
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,341
Look, I don't need all of this.
I just wanted a drink.

227
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,511
This is the single life, buddy.
Cheers. Welcome to it.

228
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,513
You gonna choose me or what,
white chocolate?

229
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:29,772
I thought you said Zoe Saldaña was in
this movie, because that woman is blue.

230
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,816
Zoe's blue in the movie.

231
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,819
- Okay.
- Right.

232
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,905
- And what is an avatar?
- Okay, that's it.

233
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:41,201
Barb, listen, we're really just trying
to enjoy the movie, so how about this?

234
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:45,747
If you've got a question, just look it up
on your phone quietly, okay?

235
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,042
Okay.

236
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,461
I can take a hint.

237
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,504
- Wasn't really a hint.
- It wasn't a hint.

238
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,591
You guys were right. I needed this.

239
00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,720
I just feel, like, free and less tense,

240
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,389
and am I wilding
or have I never looked better?

241
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,933
- Both things can be true.
- Get it, girl.

242
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,434
Uh-oh.

243
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,354
Oh, oh.

244
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,356
Hey. What's up, lil mama?

245
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,027
If you don't back up off of me with that
uptown fade, looking like Oscar Proud.

246
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,238
Go on.

247
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,616
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Were you tryna dance with my man?

248
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,826
Uh, was you tryna get in my face, bitch?
Back up!

249
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,497
Yeah, better had.

250
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:32,126
Oh, no! This is my!

251
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,797
<i>♪ This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot ♪</i>

252
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,633
<i>♪ This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot ♪</i>

253
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,427
Caleb! He is way
too fragile for this, okay?

254
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,221
And that is not at all why he is hot.

255
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,099
We need to get him home
and draw him a warm bath immediately.

256
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:50,144
It's okay. He's good.
This is the pinnacle of single manhood:

257
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,398
popping bottles at the club
with your boys, bagging chicks.

258
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,066
I mean, look at him up there.

259
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,026
Hey, DJ! Turn this up.

260
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,862
- Stop?
- What? Are you deaf? Turn it up!

261
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,370
Now how do they stay on those banshees?

262
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:13,084
Actually, it's stunt performers
in performance capture suits.

263
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,919
You don't have to whisper.
I paused the movie.

264
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:20,300
I said it's stunt performers
in performance capture suits,

265
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:25,138
and a lot of these online forums,
they are calling it a miracle.

266
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,056
Wow. I had no idea.

267
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,392
- Mmm.
- Great. So, can we go now?

268
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,060
How did they get the Na'vi underwater?

269
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,355
They built a water tank
to simulate oceanic movement,

270
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,898
much like on the Titanic.

271
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,192
The film, not the boat. Common mistake.

272
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,737
That really enhances
my viewing experience.

273
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,988
Ooh!

274
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,869
Ew, don't touch me.

275
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,913
Wait, where are you going?

276
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,417
Ah, ah! Thank you.

277
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,501
- That's not... Oh.
- Mmm.

278
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,921
Hey. What's up, man?

279
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798
Look, play "This Is Why I'm Hot."

280
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,425
I already played it.

281
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,676
- Okay, but, like, again.
- Nah.

282
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,803
- It's a killer. Everybody loved that.
- Ay, back up, man.

283
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:06,929
♪ This is why I'm hot ♪

284
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,057
Okay. Okay. You just gotta spin it back.

285
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,558
Back up.

286
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:15,229
And according to Reddit user
Handstandbandaid51,

287
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:20,610
some Na'vi hands were rendered
10,000 times for underwater close-ups.

288
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,278
Okay, enough.

289
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,822
We are less than halfway
through this movie.

290
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:30,119
Now you just gotta, like, watch the movie
in silence, or hit the bricks so I can.

291
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,122
Caleb told me he's got a TV
in Jacob's old room.

292
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,668
Toodle-oo, Melissa. I guess you do
not want to know how they did the whales.

293
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,923
Wait. H-How'd they do the whales?

294
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:46,344
All right. They are called
Tulkun, and although fictional,

295
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:52,725
they are smart enough to understand both
hand symbols and spoken word, girl. Ooh!

296
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,061
- No.
- Hmm.

297
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,147
You don't have to grab me, okay?
I have rights. I'm a citizen.

298
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,942
Your friend is one push away
from getting bounced.

299
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,653
- Girl, are you good?
- Yeah, I'm fine, okay.

300
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,823
I didn't know there's so many rules
in this bar about pushing, okay.

301
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,450
They need to make a rule
about being a weak-ass bitch.

302
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,077
Get it!

303
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,957
Hey, so this is obviously getting dark
in a very bad way.

304
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,876
I think it's time that we go.
She's clearly hurting.

305
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,628
She's fine. Let her work it out.

306
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,548
Go 'head, Janine,
with your short self.

307
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,175
Did you just say short? To me?

308
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,637
I know you not talking with
your cheaper than Temu clothes,

309
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,764
and a bag that
I wouldn't carry groceries in.

310
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,475
Little Miss "Used to date an NBA champion

311
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,812
but now sleeps with a member
of the Geek Squad."

312
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,565
Lying about your degrees and de-weaves.

313
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:45,528
That's an overnight delivery,
polyester-ass wig. Uh-huh.

314
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,739
Yeah, you ordering hair from a bald man.

315
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,744
She started so many failed businesses,
they had to put her ass in a dead mall.

316
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,164
Don't talk to me.

317
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,624
Whoo!

318
00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,792
It's time to go.

319
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,253
Janine.

320
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,796
She lost her damn mind.

321
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,006
This hair is expensive.

322
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,757
<i>♪ Ain't 'coz you're not… ♪</i>

323
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,093
Gregory. Gregory!

324
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,804
- Oh!
- You need to get down. No.

325
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,891
This isn't Coyote Ugly, okay?
Bud, people are starting to get mad.

326
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,435
No. No, no. Look at this guy.
He hyping me up.

327
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,895
No, I'm telling you to get down.

328
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,313
- Get down.
- I am getting down.

329
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,107
- Get…
- Ayo, DJ, run that back.

330
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,693
- I played it seven times.
- Then play the remix.

331
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,822
Yo, so I'm kind of a body language expert,
and what I'm getting is that Gregory,

332
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,909
- he's not in a good place.
- Yeah, you think?

333
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,493
- Gregory, Gregory, hey.
- Catch me.

334
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,912
We gotta go. No, Greg!

335
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,081
We'll go. We'll go.
Gregory! Gregory! Greg!

336
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,419
Ugh.

337
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,092
- Morning.
- Oh, my God.

338
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,638
What happened last night?

339
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,474
You got drunk as hell and mean.

340
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,227
Oh, God. I'm sorry.

341
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,438
You know, when I'm really sad
and I drink a lot,

342
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,940
I kinda turn into my mom.

343
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,525
Yeah, you called the rideshare driver
a dirty whore

344
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,902
when he wouldn't stop for fries.

345
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,986
Oh, no.

346
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,738
And then you gave him one star.

347
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,241
- Oh, God, that's his livelihood.
- Yeah.

348
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,953
- You slept over?
- I had to.

349
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,704
You need an intervention.

350
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,667
Look, I think I'm having
a really hard time with this breakup.

351
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,544
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
Because this is unsustainable.

352
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,215
Do you want to get back with Gregory?

353
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,221
I can't 'cause I'm the one
who ended things,

354
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,723
and... and he didn't push back,

355
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,101
so it doesn't matter what I want.

356
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,648
Well, we have work, so chop chop.

357
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,276
You're out of lotion and makeup wipes
and toothpaste.

358
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,654
- Wait, I'm out of toothpaste? I just...
- No, but I am, so I'm taking yours.

359
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,366
- You were very mean to me last night.
- Mmm. You really were.

360
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,793
What's happening?
Why are we at the school?

361
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,380
- You begged us to come here.
- You said you could dunk.

362
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,840
That's ridiculous.

363
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,801
- Did I do it?
- No.

364
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,137
<i>Go check out my boy, Gregory.
Check out my boy.</i>

365
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,513
<i>Let's go!</i>

366
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:22,643
<i>- Greg, Greg, Greg!
- Greg, Greg, Greg.</i>

367
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,936
<i>Oh, oh, oh…</i>

368
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,104
<i>Greg? Gregory?</i>

369
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,772
You just left me there?

370
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,318
You really didn't want to move, man.
I tried to give you a mat.

371
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,777
You took the basketball though.

372
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,407
I tried to… I couldn't.

373
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,784
I dunked.

374
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,495
Why is everybody always
laughing at me? I did. I swear.

375
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,165
When you guys were passed out.
I'd show you, but my phone is dead.

376
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,374
- Uh-huh.
- Sure, Jakey.

377
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:50,004
Gregory, are you finally ready to admit
that you are going through it?

378
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,257
Yeah.

379
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,260
I am.

380
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,221
You want to get back with Janine?

381
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,389
I've always been told

382
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,601
that if a woman says
that she doesn't want to be with you,

383
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,562
you don't push it, you don't beg.

384
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,690
You just accept it,
so that's what I'm doing.

385
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,027
Ball's not really in my court.

386
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,199
I guess this is my life now,
clubbing and waking up in gyms.

387
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,785
Oh, yeah, the freaking dream, bro.

388
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,244
Insane to be straight.

389
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,709
Spider began shooting his scenes
when he was 12 years old,

390
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,170
and he didn't finish until he was 16

391
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,631
because so much time had passed
during production.

392
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,091
- Oh, wow.
- Wow.

393
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,634
- Yeah.
- Oh, gosh.

394
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,052
Where you going? We only got an hour left.

395
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,596
Yeah, but because we paused it
every 12 seconds,

396
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,598
we gotta go get ready for work.

397
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,766
What do y'all take in your coffee?

398
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,602
Cream and sugar. And girlfriend,
I need an outfit I can borrow, please.

399
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,689
Okay, but not the red leather one
with all the zippers. Those are pajamas.

400
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,065
You need anything, Mr. J?

401
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,025
No, I keep that thing on me.

402
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,323
Oh, my God.

403
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,204
Okay, can I get some of that?

404
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,999
What kind of night did you have?

405
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,546
Caleb and I went out with Gregory,
and it was a lot.

406
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,257
Okay, because I took Janine out,
and her ass is crazy.

407
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,341
Talk about it.

408
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:21,303
Gregory thinks his life is partying
and debauchery now. I'm at a loss.

409
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,556
Jacob, Janine said hurtful things,

410
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,517
things I couldn't even come up with,
and I take that personally.

411
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,394
They're both so, so sad.

412
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,233
Are we having the same thought right now?

413
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,777
We need to get...

414
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,904
- Croissant breakfast sandwiches.
- No.

415
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:42,199
And over breakfast, we can talk about how
to get Janine and Gregory back together.

416
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,536
Have either one of you ever heard
of a little film franchise

417
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,416
that I like to call, Avatar? Yes.

418
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,217
Whoo!

419
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,469
Did you guys see that?

420
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,513
{\an8}Guys?

421
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,197
{\an8}Learned it all from High School Musical.
Thank you, Troy Bolton.

422
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,450
{\an8}Whoo!