1 00:00:50,512 --> 00:00:52,200 Hello. 2 00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:54,675 Open your eyes wide. 3 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,999 You will watch a most filthy show. 4 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,100 I'm going to tell you of our adventures. 5 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:09,084 I present to you my friend. 6 00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:11,700 This is Tina. 7 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:14,980 She's charming isn't she? 8 00:01:18,297 --> 00:01:19,600 Me, I am Pina. 9 00:01:20,353 --> 00:01:22,400 I'm the one who runs the business. 10 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,500 But we work well together. 11 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,447 I am the brains, because everything has to be planned. 12 00:01:33,771 --> 00:01:37,561 She... doesn't have much brain. 13 00:01:38,145 --> 00:01:39,999 What are you saying? 14 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,823 Don't believe her, she's a liar. 15 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:49,340 I, of course, am the most beautiful. 16 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,300 The sexiest... 17 00:02:01,782 --> 00:02:05,156 Admittedly even one of the most dangerous offenders. 18 00:02:06,325 --> 00:02:08,600 Thanks to my beauty. 19 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,200 See how modest she is. 20 00:02:14,456 --> 00:02:16,600 And not at all exhibitionist. 21 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,660 But without my little head next to you, What would you do? 22 00:02:20,566 --> 00:02:21,566 That! 23 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:28,200 Don't exaggerate! You'll get cut by the censors. 24 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,100 You see, she's crazy. 25 00:02:43,273 --> 00:02:44,273 Yes. 26 00:02:44,937 --> 00:02:47,937 We're currently working for Interpol. 27 00:02:49,643 --> 00:02:53,100 They realized that two beautiful girls... 28 00:02:53,247 --> 00:02:57,700 were much more useful than all their useless James Bonds. 29 00:03:00,335 --> 00:03:02,900 We know how to defend ourselves, don't worry. 30 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:08,600 Not with weapons that destroy. 31 00:03:09,364 --> 00:03:12,900 No, with much better weapons than that. 32 00:03:14,016 --> 00:03:17,016 Before which the enemy can only surrender. 33 00:03:17,768 --> 00:03:25,330 The strongest wolf turns into a soft lamb in front of us. 34 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:30,700 We have also invented a character. 35 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:32,400 Half-Zorro. 36 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:34,300 Half-Sherlock Holmes. 37 00:03:34,585 --> 00:03:36,150 That we take turns impersonating. 38 00:03:36,855 --> 00:03:39,100 It's easy because I was a stripper. 39 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:42,894 And Tina did fanless fan-dancing 40 00:03:43,207 --> 00:03:44,500 with great success. 41 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:49,200 For I assure you that she has such a soft pussy 42 00:03:49,921 --> 00:03:53,600 that it's difficult to behave when you put it in your hand. 43 00:03:57,766 --> 00:03:59,200 Well we will leave it there. 44 00:03:59,977 --> 00:04:05,977 Otherwise you will never know the end of the story. 45 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,981 She's cute huh? 46 00:04:57,829 --> 00:05:00,959 It's marvelous, you don't know. 47 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:14,490 Well, the camera must leave us now. 48 00:05:15,408 --> 00:05:18,700 If we want this to be a normal film more or less. 49 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:32,100 We are now in Antofagasta. 50 00:05:32,777 --> 00:05:35,187 Don't tell me you know where that is. 51 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,500 Yes, it's in South America. 52 00:05:39,182 --> 00:05:41,299 Weather's always beautiful. 53 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:45,300 And the people enjoy the beach and sun all year round. 54 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:50,800 And what's more, in this marvelous city, 55 00:05:51,548 --> 00:05:53,700 we fuck at all costs. 56 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,696 There is good French Champagne. 57 00:06:06,043 --> 00:06:07,500 Quite expensive by the way. 58 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:13,000 But like everywhere, ideal for getting down to business. 59 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:30,563 - Here. - Thanks. 60 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:44,104 My dear. 61 00:06:44,299 --> 00:06:45,999 Why don't you take it easy? 62 00:06:47,134 --> 00:06:48,500 I don't know. 63 00:06:52,753 --> 00:06:54,753 Let me do it. 64 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:56,828 But I'm not resisting. 65 00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:08,006 What are you doing? 66 00:07:08,139 --> 00:07:10,139 Oh listen... 67 00:07:10,665 --> 00:07:13,300 B- but... you're undressing me! 68 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,500 Be careful! 69 00:07:22,436 --> 00:07:24,436 Oh listen my angel. 70 00:07:39,212 --> 00:07:40,500 Kiss me. 71 00:07:53,369 --> 00:07:57,500 The poor idiot you just got to know is named Carmen. 72 00:07:58,301 --> 00:08:00,944 He arrived at Antofagasta a few hours ago. 73 00:08:01,453 --> 00:08:04,614 I met him at the airport, but I didn't like him at all. 74 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,150 He's brutal and lousy. 75 00:08:08,242 --> 00:08:11,100 Yes... I still continued to do my performance. 76 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:17,200 Oh love. 77 00:08:22,037 --> 00:08:23,037 Yes. 78 00:08:29,238 --> 00:08:31,800 You wonder why I did that? 79 00:08:31,801 --> 00:08:34,018 You'll find out soon enough. 80 00:08:34,588 --> 00:08:35,800 Hands up, bastard! 81 00:08:35,801 --> 00:08:37,600 What is this? 82 00:08:40,015 --> 00:08:43,571 Get your nasty dick out of this babe's cunt and go to the corner. 83 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:50,292 Hurry up! 84 00:08:51,384 --> 00:08:53,384 If you don't obey, I'll shoot. 85 00:08:57,384 --> 00:08:59,384 Tell me, what did you do with the diamonds? 86 00:08:59,597 --> 00:09:03,597 I don't know anything. 87 00:09:05,825 --> 00:09:07,200 No? Here! 88 00:09:10,268 --> 00:09:13,759 We know perfectly well that you stole the two diamonds of Rumina. 89 00:09:14,022 --> 00:09:15,200 to pay Radeck. 90 00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:18,000 Afterwards, you came here by plane with the diamonds. 91 00:09:18,176 --> 00:09:19,500 Where are they? 92 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:25,500 Diamonds are in... Kashfi's dick. The carpet seller... yes... 93 00:09:26,111 --> 00:09:27,111 What? 94 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:29,700 Asshole! This is not the time to talk nonsense. 95 00:09:30,063 --> 00:09:32,710 You realize I can dump your family jewels in a museum? 96 00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:39,799 That's the truth. 97 00:09:50,082 --> 00:09:52,082 Look, this guy's worthless. 98 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:54,200 I've already checked thoroughly. 99 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:56,200 Okay, sleep my little man. 100 00:09:56,522 --> 00:09:58,200 Did this bastard abuse you? 101 00:09:58,853 --> 00:09:59,853 Not even! 102 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,133 My dear. 103 00:10:12,648 --> 00:10:15,402 Moments later, we returned to our apartment. 104 00:10:15,538 --> 00:10:18,100 After this skirmish we were really wound down. 105 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,500 Oh, I'm exhausted. 106 00:10:22,464 --> 00:10:24,464 You're exhausted? What about me? 107 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:28,728 In this skintight suit and this useless panther's maw. 108 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:32,922 I would like 225-15-18. Will you stop for a moment, please? 109 00:10:32,973 --> 00:10:35,700 No I'm fed up! I don't want to shut up, shit, I'm sick of it! 110 00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:36,764 Guincho? 111 00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:39,500 Portugal 112 00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:41,538 Thanks. 113 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:44,591 I'm tired of these opera rags. 114 00:10:45,191 --> 00:10:47,191 Oh sure, for you it's convenient. 115 00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:50,600 While I have to disguise, climb on roofs... 116 00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:53,600 Play Tarzan in the gutters, at the risk of falling. 117 00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:56,916 Mademoiselle fucks the Champagne and the beautiful men. 118 00:10:58,593 --> 00:10:59,999 I seriously can't stand it anymore. 119 00:11:01,113 --> 00:11:02,600 Next time, we'll swap. 120 00:11:03,849 --> 00:11:06,000 I will be naked with a handsome billionaire. 121 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,379 And you'll endorse the shit that happens to me even if it deforms a body as pretty as mine. 122 00:11:16,268 --> 00:11:19,746 Look at these nice breasts being trapped in this attire, not possible. 123 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,510 And my legs are killing me! 124 00:11:24,537 --> 00:11:25,537 Yeah... 125 00:11:26,549 --> 00:11:28,524 - I'd like to see you like that. - Poor victim. 126 00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:30,714 Yes, I'm the real victim here. 127 00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:33,880 The Cinderella of secret services, that's what I am! 128 00:11:33,999 --> 00:11:36,558 Yes but you forget something: the money you put in your pocket? 129 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:38,000 The same as yours. 130 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,583 Hello? 131 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,600 Answer the telephone. 132 00:12:30,027 --> 00:12:31,027 Yes dear. 133 00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:42,775 Hello? 134 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:45,600 This is the Radeck residence, one moment... 135 00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:02,000 Honey, someone's calling you from Antofagasta. 136 00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:08,066 Not right now, my beautiful music is always interrupted. 137 00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:13,764 Antofagasta? 138 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,800 Antofagasta eh? 139 00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:22,200 Hello? 140 00:13:22,473 --> 00:13:23,473 Here! 141 00:13:24,356 --> 00:13:26,356 Mr. Radeck? 142 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:29,100 This is the Golden Panther. 143 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,700 You have never heard of me? 144 00:13:34,787 --> 00:13:37,500 Well I'm very lovely, very distinguished. 145 00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,668 And I'm also intelligent. 146 00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:43,206 A lot of important matters and other things. 147 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,249 You had some diamonds, and they were stolen from you, right? 148 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,000 My little pussy tells me where I could retrieve these diamonds. 149 00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:00,844 Are you interested in recovering them? 150 00:14:04,805 --> 00:14:06,968 Obviously it'll cost you a bit of money. 151 00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:12,417 A pathetic sum when compared to the diamonds' value. 152 00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:16,000 $200,000 for example. 153 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:23,600 Yes. I will confirm by telephone if I got them. 154 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,418 Let's arrange an appointment on neutral terrain. 155 00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:34,000 Ah no! Not at your place. 156 00:14:35,715 --> 00:14:39,715 I'm scared you'd be a big rascal capable of pinching the diamonds without shelling out. 157 00:14:44,111 --> 00:14:46,111 For example at the Hotel Estoril. 158 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,600 You will come to the nightclub alone. 159 00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:56,638 Dressed in black, you will ask for a bottle of Dom P�rignon. 160 00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:02,346 I will confirm the date and time once I have the diamonds. 161 00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:07,993 See you later dear Mr. Radeck. 162 00:15:10,881 --> 00:15:12,500 It's in the bag. It worked. 163 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:15,800 $200,000. Not bad! - Like you say. 164 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:19,400 Now we need to find the carpet seller. 165 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:25,525 Good. Next time I will take your place but it might not be as fun with Kashfi. 166 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,300 Why not? Maybe he's cute. 167 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,345 Cute? 168 00:15:30,383 --> 00:15:33,383 Maybe I will have a nice surprise. Can I sleep with him? 169 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,440 Of course you can sleep with him. 170 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,100 And with whoever you want. 171 00:15:37,427 --> 00:15:39,000 For me, I couldn't care less. 172 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,160 But I only hope you will have a better chance than me. 173 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,400 Not like that useless Carmen today. 174 00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:47,700 Do you really believe we will be billionaires one day? 175 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:51,551 - Ah yes! - I would love it. 176 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:52,900 So would I! 177 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,200 Otherwise I would've already quit this fucking job a long time ago. 178 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,800 And what would you do? 179 00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:01,400 I would probably be locked in a convent. 180 00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:07,100 No don't say that! 181 00:16:07,562 --> 00:16:10,164 I haven't become a nun yet, right? 182 00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:12,500 Come on, I'll give you a massage. 183 00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,000 Is that better? 184 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:22,990 Yes. 185 00:16:30,117 --> 00:16:31,700 I'm tired. 186 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,016 Shut up! 187 00:16:41,741 --> 00:16:43,900 You'll see. No more worries. 188 00:16:44,776 --> 00:16:46,900 We will be living the good life. 189 00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:48,800 The ch�teau life. 190 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:52,000 We'll go into the most "in" places. 191 00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:57,500 And you can fuck all the boys and all the girls you want. 192 00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:00,455 Tell me. Who would you want to sleep with? 193 00:17:01,017 --> 00:17:02,900 Hmm... I'd like Omar Sharif. 194 00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:04,600 And he will fall into your arms. 195 00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,400 That I'm sure of. 196 00:17:07,255 --> 00:17:08,500 And you? 197 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,599 I can't decide between Alain Delon and Brigitte Bardot. 198 00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:27,600 - It's good... - You like? 199 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,125 Yes it's good... 200 00:17:38,802 --> 00:17:40,000 It's good... 201 00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:41,753 - My dear... - I like it... 202 00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:56,000 Like that? 203 00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:05,800 Agent 0069. 204 00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:07,200 Bigotini. 205 00:22:07,757 --> 00:22:09,386 Brazilian origin. 206 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:11,600 He still belongs to Interpol. 207 00:22:13,106 --> 00:22:15,800 Thanks to the recommendation from his country's president. 208 00:22:17,157 --> 00:22:19,679 Who surely wanted to get rid of him for good. 209 00:22:19,699 --> 00:22:22,200 And the other genius, Raymond Perez, Catalan. 210 00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:24,302 The number 1 brain. 211 00:22:24,501 --> 00:22:26,550 Until the day when the Japanese spy Tanaka 212 00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:30,025 smacked him with such violence, that he still hasn't recovered. 213 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:33,408 Was he the assistant you wanted? 214 00:22:33,773 --> 00:22:35,400 He was given to you. 215 00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:40,600 And for what point? For what? 216 00:22:41,769 --> 00:22:43,769 - For nothing! - Yeah. 217 00:22:43,973 --> 00:22:47,500 You have traveled half of the world, from one failure to the next. 218 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,600 Wasting Interpol's money. 219 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:56,400 It was only 10 days ago when I sent you to arrest Peter the Lion. 220 00:22:57,731 --> 00:23:00,500 And you made a mess in a circus! 221 00:23:00,991 --> 00:23:02,991 That takes some beatings! 222 00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:06,999 And now I ask you to surveil the suspicious girls. 223 00:23:07,463 --> 00:23:11,600 And this idiot has found nothing better to do than rent the opposite apartment 224 00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,900 and buy binoculars to watch them all day 225 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:18,300 in order to send me a report of their anatomy. 226 00:23:20,346 --> 00:23:22,300 I seriously don't care. 227 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,300 That is not work. 228 00:23:25,309 --> 00:23:29,309 I gave you what you needed to carry out your mission. 229 00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:34,300 We think that one of these girls is the Golden Panther. 230 00:23:34,307 --> 00:23:38,007 A private detective who does not stop sticking his nose in our business 231 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,300 and making fools of us. 232 00:23:40,303 --> 00:23:43,200 And all I've been able to get out of this imbecile is... 233 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:46,700 ...that one has pear-shaped breasts and the other has an apple butt. 234 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,041 I give you two days 235 00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:53,900 to send me your report. If you fail... 236 00:23:53,946 --> 00:23:57,700 Bigotini, I will send you back home to dance samba. 237 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,233 And this idiot, I'll lock him up. 238 00:24:05,363 --> 00:24:06,363 Sir. 239 00:24:15,763 --> 00:24:16,763 What a bastard! 240 00:24:16,796 --> 00:24:18,100 Yeah, what a bastard! 241 00:24:18,164 --> 00:24:21,300 State-of-the-art technology? He must be joking! Here, look at this 242 00:24:21,308 --> 00:24:24,700 it's patched up with some old tape and he wants us to disguise ourselves with that... 243 00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:26,700 some old junk! 244 00:24:29,713 --> 00:24:33,695 Besides he's wrong because the Golden Panther is neither of these girls. 245 00:24:35,162 --> 00:24:39,000 Have you not heard about the nuclear submarine microfilms case? 246 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:39,869 No 247 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:42,554 I'm almost sure that these two girls are spies. 248 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,000 Yeah? 249 00:24:44,491 --> 00:24:46,601 Without a doubt, they are involved in this affair. 250 00:24:46,678 --> 00:24:47,402 Are you sure? 251 00:24:47,562 --> 00:24:51,081 We only have to look at them, they're marvelous! Look. 252 00:24:52,216 --> 00:24:54,216 I'll explain. 253 00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:21,878 Meanwhile... 254 00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:26,675 We slept peacefully, unaware of the weird surveillance on us 255 00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,027 and of course the existence of our followers. 256 00:25:43,806 --> 00:25:44,806 Hello? 257 00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:48,500 - Hi, it's Marius of Confidence. - Hello. 258 00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:52,000 - What do you want? - Listen! 259 00:25:52,062 --> 00:25:54,867 In the opposite building, there are two assholes from Interpol 260 00:25:54,906 --> 00:25:56,483 who've been spying on you for a few days. 261 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:59,300 Is that important? - I didn't think it was important. 262 00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:00,388 Yes. 263 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:03,645 And they are the puritan type who only wash their balls in Holy water! 264 00:26:05,412 --> 00:26:07,900 Right now, I just saw their boss leave. 265 00:26:08,127 --> 00:26:09,500 Martin Lamoumoute 266 00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:11,600 Martin Lamoumoute? 267 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:15,166 Watch out for yourselves and spare your tits. 268 00:26:16,196 --> 00:26:18,449 Who is he? I don't know him. 269 00:26:19,014 --> 00:26:21,449 He's gonna lock you up for indecent exposure! 270 00:26:21,473 --> 00:26:23,819 Anyway try to grab the attention of these two clowns. 271 00:26:23,846 --> 00:26:25,500 Let's see what they are made of. 272 00:26:27,465 --> 00:26:30,016 And don't forget that you already owe me for four secrets. 273 00:26:30,109 --> 00:26:32,400 It is time to think about sending me the cash. 274 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:37,002 Alright I'm sending you a signed draft for 3 months. 275 00:26:37,115 --> 00:26:40,700 No signed draft, only cash! 276 00:26:40,763 --> 00:26:41,763 Right away! 277 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:43,200 Or I cut all ties with you. 278 00:26:43,507 --> 00:26:46,800 Yes but to be honest with you, we are totally skint at the moment. 279 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,000 But as soon as we have money, I'll give you a shout. 280 00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:54,758 Who was that? 281 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,865 - Marius. - Marius? 282 00:26:57,718 --> 00:26:59,400 What Marius? 283 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:04,000 The confidant. You see, we've become VIPs. 284 00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:06,570 There are two guys from Interpol watching us. 285 00:27:08,407 --> 00:27:09,407 Don't care. 286 00:27:39,374 --> 00:27:43,100 Come on, hands off! We must work for our money. 287 00:27:45,484 --> 00:27:48,100 We'll have to find Kashfi the carpet seller. 288 00:28:01,268 --> 00:28:02,600 Hours later... 289 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,757 In a residential district in the city. 290 00:28:06,348 --> 00:28:10,000 We found the boutique of Kashfi, the carpet seller. 291 00:28:10,142 --> 00:28:13,142 According to his neighbours, he's a queer. 292 00:28:14,044 --> 00:28:16,640 - It's there. - It's easy to say, but I have to do it. 293 00:28:16,641 --> 00:28:19,000 This won't be difficult, right dear? 294 00:28:19,649 --> 00:28:22,000 Yes but still, he's a queer! 295 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:26,956 If you believe everything you hear, once a guy sleeps with another guy, he's gay! 296 00:28:27,502 --> 00:28:28,800 Reassuring. 297 00:28:46,155 --> 00:28:47,155 Hello. 298 00:28:48,717 --> 00:28:50,900 You sell a lot of carpets, don't you? 299 00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:14,314 Did it work? 300 00:30:14,892 --> 00:30:17,100 - We're meeting at 3 o'clock. - At his place? 301 00:30:18,463 --> 00:30:20,000 No, he's married. 302 00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:54,042 What are you thinking about? 303 00:30:55,463 --> 00:30:57,000 About human stupidity. 304 00:30:57,704 --> 00:31:00,704 - You must be very unhappy. - I'm very unhappy. 305 00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:04,600 - But you're rich. - Money doesn't bring happiness. 306 00:31:04,636 --> 00:31:08,600 - Oh but it still contributes to it. - Yes, it creates new needs. 307 00:31:08,656 --> 00:31:12,800 It helps to increase ambition and reduce the brain to a calculator. 308 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:17,019 - Marcus, do you know him? - Marcus, wait a minute, Marcus... 309 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:22,008 Ah yes I saw him on TV on a Saturday programme. 310 00:31:22,390 --> 00:31:23,900 That's not the same. 311 00:31:23,913 --> 00:31:28,513 Oh but listen you're complicated, I came here hoping you'd be nice to me. 312 00:31:28,773 --> 00:31:32,656 You're right, it's not worth talking about serious things with a girl like you. 313 00:32:33,806 --> 00:32:36,806 - Aren't you going to take off your clothes? - Not yet. 314 00:33:14,471 --> 00:33:16,471 Now I can remove my clothes. 315 00:33:44,669 --> 00:33:45,669 Oh shit! 316 00:33:48,185 --> 00:33:51,050 What did you do? You're crazy! It was just getting good! 317 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,500 Who is that? 318 00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:02,000 Look, Carmen didn't lie to us! 319 00:34:02,513 --> 00:34:04,513 Carmen, you know him? 320 00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:06,575 Of course, he's an old friend. 321 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:14,453 I must crossdress because nowadays, people don't take business women seriously. 322 00:34:15,059 --> 00:34:18,300 I don't take them seriously either! 323 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,100 Now we're rich. 324 00:34:21,195 --> 00:34:23,195 We'll be able to have a party. 325 00:34:33,443 --> 00:34:35,443 The diamonds were now in our hands. 326 00:34:35,804 --> 00:34:37,804 We only had to contact Radeck. 327 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,900 The time and day of the meeting. 328 00:34:40,075 --> 00:34:42,200 The real drama begins at Portugal. 329 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:46,300 In other words, I packed the bags. 330 00:34:46,758 --> 00:34:50,412 Because YOU couldn't be bothered to pack three panties in a trunk. 331 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:54,300 Don't believe her. 332 00:34:55,772 --> 00:34:57,772 Let's say WE packed the bags. 333 00:34:58,508 --> 00:35:02,458 As always, watched by the two idiots from Interpol. 334 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:06,620 Since we were fed up, we decided to call them. 335 00:35:18,739 --> 00:35:21,500 Hey Perez... Hey Perez, come look! 336 00:35:25,629 --> 00:35:27,000 What is it? 337 00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:30,500 They're still naked. How great they are. 338 00:35:31,543 --> 00:35:32,543 Yes. 339 00:35:32,728 --> 00:35:33,728 Oh yes. 340 00:35:34,826 --> 00:35:36,490 - Give it to me. - Have a look! 341 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:41,551 The little fat one passed his binoculars. They are checking us out, like always! 342 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,631 Their telephone must be ringing now. 343 00:35:50,205 --> 00:35:51,205 Hello? 344 00:35:55,566 --> 00:36:01,566 Hello? Agent 0069 Bigotini? This is the Golden Panther. 345 00:36:02,907 --> 00:36:03,907 Ah? 346 00:36:04,065 --> 00:36:08,010 So you want to pin down the diamond trafficker. 347 00:36:09,195 --> 00:36:10,195 Ah yes. 348 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:16,182 You can find him tied up in his own apartment at Ricochet street. 349 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,608 Yeah. 350 00:36:18,003 --> 00:36:21,800 You heard well, at 15 Ricochet. 351 00:36:22,173 --> 00:36:25,000 On the fifth floor, the key is under the mat. 352 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:29,317 I wish you good luck and goodbye because I'm going to Portugal. 353 00:36:36,844 --> 00:36:38,844 It was the Golden Panther. 354 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,040 I don't think so. And neither do you. 355 00:36:50,511 --> 00:36:51,500 Let's get going. 356 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:56,100 There's a tied up trafficker or something waiting for us at Rico-ma-thingy! 357 00:36:56,118 --> 00:36:58,700 Wait! You don't want me to go out like this. 358 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:08,400 Hey where did you put my panties? 359 00:37:09,759 --> 00:37:11,300 Your panties? What panties? 360 00:37:12,326 --> 00:37:13,650 You never wear any. 361 00:37:13,651 --> 00:37:16,200 Yeah but you never know with an old perv. 362 00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:19,680 He must like the swish, the lace and all that crap. 363 00:37:19,682 --> 00:37:21,200 You're dumb. 364 00:37:21,201 --> 00:37:24,590 When one has an ass like yours, you don't need all those things. 365 00:37:26,051 --> 00:37:28,843 The diamonds, where are we going to put them? 366 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,908 We must hide them somewhere. 367 00:37:32,078 --> 00:37:35,078 Easy. In my handbag or... 368 00:37:35,758 --> 00:37:38,893 ...among your jewellery or something. - "Airports are under strict surveillance" 369 00:37:39,001 --> 00:37:42,824 "...and we ask passengers to arrive an hour and a half early..." 370 00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,692 "to undergo a regulatory search." 371 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:52,170 - What are we going to do now? - I have no idea. 372 00:37:53,434 --> 00:37:56,299 - We'll put them in our cooch. - Sure why not? 373 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,800 That's not a bad idea. 374 00:38:00,372 --> 00:38:02,640 I don't think anyone will search there. 375 00:38:02,873 --> 00:38:05,873 - You see. - We can hide each diamond. 376 00:38:08,168 --> 00:38:09,900 I'll look for instruments. 377 00:38:13,803 --> 00:38:15,000 Why not? 378 00:38:45,245 --> 00:38:46,800 There, it's done. 379 00:38:48,508 --> 00:38:49,800 Now it's my turn. 380 00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:56,649 Well get into position. 381 00:38:57,931 --> 00:38:59,931 Ah it's not easy. 382 00:39:05,202 --> 00:39:07,202 Oh goddamn it! 383 00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,000 Oh that tickles! 384 00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:27,605 There, now we could say we have a treasure between our legs. 385 00:40:03,064 --> 00:40:05,064 It's not bad here. 386 00:40:16,270 --> 00:40:18,800 The management invites us to some Champagne. 387 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,400 Move! Give me some space. 388 00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,710 That tickles. 389 00:43:44,928 --> 00:43:46,200 Hello dear. 390 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:59,500 Oh friend, I need you so much. 391 00:43:59,601 --> 00:44:01,600 Me too darling. 392 00:44:01,601 --> 00:44:03,928 I especially need your services. 393 00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:06,500 Why? 394 00:44:06,668 --> 00:44:09,600 To get rid of someone who's trying to blackmail us. 395 00:44:11,157 --> 00:44:12,800 I am at your command. 396 00:44:12,986 --> 00:44:15,400 Have you heard of the Golden Panther? 397 00:44:16,635 --> 00:44:21,300 No, I've heard of black panthers and definitely the Pink Panther. 398 00:44:22,099 --> 00:44:27,099 I hope you won't ruin one of the coolest shows on TV. 399 00:44:28,474 --> 00:44:32,100 Don't be stupid, the Golden Panther is a private detective. 400 00:44:32,248 --> 00:44:33,900 But a woman. 401 00:44:33,927 --> 00:44:37,130 She wants to resell the diamonds that were stolen from my boss. 402 00:44:38,187 --> 00:44:39,600 You know how they were retrieved? 403 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,600 They were stored in a palace. 404 00:44:53,909 --> 00:44:55,500 That reminds me. How much? 405 00:44:56,847 --> 00:44:59,400 Give your price. - $100,000. 406 00:45:00,955 --> 00:45:01,955 Ok. 407 00:45:03,646 --> 00:45:07,700 Pat Martin is here, she will reveal her plan. 408 00:45:07,701 --> 00:45:10,700 You made a mistake inviting a stranger here. 409 00:45:11,028 --> 00:45:12,500 She's not a stranger. 410 00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:17,000 What if she betrays us? 411 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:19,173 What then? 412 00:45:19,969 --> 00:45:21,400 You. Leave! 413 00:45:21,694 --> 00:45:24,694 We can trust her. I promise. 414 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,400 You promise. You promise with your head! 415 00:45:39,212 --> 00:45:41,500 Tell me, what are you going to do? 416 00:45:46,804 --> 00:45:50,000 I will use my ambiguous personality to attract this woman. 417 00:45:51,173 --> 00:45:53,500 But Radeck hates violence. 418 00:45:54,408 --> 00:45:56,100 My gift of hypnosis will suffice. 419 00:45:57,346 --> 00:45:59,346 You will hypnotise her? 420 00:45:59,429 --> 00:46:00,429 Yes. 421 00:46:00,630 --> 00:46:02,630 I learned it in India. 422 00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:06,797 Some old gurus taught me all the ways of the Servi-Lama. 423 00:46:08,961 --> 00:46:13,200 Follow me, I will show you something surprising. 424 00:46:23,397 --> 00:46:26,100 Here it is. Radeck's treasure. 425 00:46:26,881 --> 00:46:28,800 The Monster of Duranstein. 426 00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:31,500 But we call him Duran. 427 00:46:36,695 --> 00:46:37,854 Come. 428 00:46:37,859 --> 00:46:39,300 Closer. 429 00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:46,500 - Is he dangerous? - For most people, yes. 430 00:46:47,301 --> 00:46:49,800 Not for me, he's my brother. 431 00:46:49,819 --> 00:46:51,819 Hello, dear little Duran. 432 00:47:00,161 --> 00:47:02,000 Do you speak French? 433 00:47:03,982 --> 00:47:04,982 Do you understand me? 434 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,800 He's not bad. 435 00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:21,600 He's well-built. Better than Radeck. 436 00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:23,900 He's definitely more intelligent. 437 00:47:32,996 --> 00:47:35,200 He will definitely be of use. 438 00:48:09,256 --> 00:48:12,513 Excuse me if I'm allowed a tiny pause in the narration. 439 00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:14,500 You understand why. 440 00:48:25,832 --> 00:48:30,000 Then we were at Estoril, without the slightest idea of Radeck's betrayal. 441 00:48:30,049 --> 00:48:33,049 On the same night we had to perform at the casino. 442 00:48:33,445 --> 00:48:36,100 And there, all our enemies began to march. 443 00:48:36,805 --> 00:48:42,240 Oh yes, we had to put all our charms on display in order to get through this. 444 00:48:52,425 --> 00:48:57,827 We did a performance in which Tina played the role of a ticklish panther. 445 00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:05,000 And I played a rather... cuddly bird. 446 00:49:29,977 --> 00:49:35,800 In the room, there was the famous hitman, Pat Martin. 447 00:49:38,324 --> 00:49:42,300 And at the bar, the two Interpol agents who had followed us there. 448 00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,600 Take a card. 449 00:50:01,357 --> 00:50:02,357 There. 450 00:50:02,651 --> 00:50:05,734 - Now put it back. - Like that? 451 00:50:05,735 --> 00:50:07,000 Doesn't matter where. 452 00:50:11,064 --> 00:50:12,600 Is it this one? 453 00:50:12,657 --> 00:50:13,657 No! 454 00:50:13,718 --> 00:50:16,200 What a surprise, that's the tenth time I screwed it up. 455 00:50:16,231 --> 00:50:18,231 But one day I'll get it, I know. 456 00:50:18,358 --> 00:50:20,200 Even if it's by accident. That, I assure you. 457 00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:22,200 - Yes. - Come on. 458 00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:24,300 We'll start again. 459 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,245 We reshuffle a little. 460 00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:29,200 And now you'll choose a card. 461 00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:34,999 We came in camouflaged with striptease costumes that pass for something else 462 00:50:35,034 --> 00:50:38,296 in hopes we wouldn't be recognized by the two idiots. 463 00:50:51,092 --> 00:50:52,200 Two rakis. 464 00:50:52,830 --> 00:50:54,830 - The blonde? - It's the brunette. 465 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,718 Quiet idiot! We're incognito. You want them to find out we're from Interpol? 466 00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,100 And they know who we are? 467 00:51:07,889 --> 00:51:10,500 - Should we invite them for a drink? - Yes. 468 00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:18,700 - Do you have a light? - Of course we have. 469 00:51:20,834 --> 00:51:22,999 Not here... 470 00:51:23,143 --> 00:51:25,300 You don't have a lighter? I don't have one. 471 00:51:27,604 --> 00:51:30,200 - He doesn't have a lighter. - That doesn't matter. 472 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,300 I don't smoke. 473 00:51:33,054 --> 00:51:34,799 They're being funny. 474 00:51:38,222 --> 00:51:39,900 They're English. 475 00:51:40,669 --> 00:51:41,999 You think? 476 00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:44,938 Yes. 477 00:51:50,835 --> 00:51:54,700 A shame I can't accompany you but my friend will be delighted to stay. 478 00:51:56,693 --> 00:51:58,114 It's so shabby here! 479 00:52:00,013 --> 00:52:02,500 It's not a palace, it's our room. 480 00:52:02,576 --> 00:52:05,600 You want to drink something? 481 00:52:05,691 --> 00:52:07,000 If you're not bored? 482 00:52:07,077 --> 00:52:08,258 Yes, Champagne. 483 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:10,000 Ah no, no, no, not Champagne. 484 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,900 But I have Port that's really good. 485 00:52:14,101 --> 00:52:16,101 You have a fridge? 486 00:52:16,218 --> 00:52:18,218 No fridge, no fridge. 487 00:52:18,367 --> 00:52:21,100 Only a pot with lots of ice. 488 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:25,000 Wait a moment, I've left it somewhere. 489 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,700 Hey Raymond, what are you doing in there? 490 00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:31,025 Taking a piss. 491 00:52:31,087 --> 00:52:34,339 While Tina had to share her charms with the two cops. 492 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:38,340 I let myself be seduced by the charming Pat Martin. 493 00:52:38,431 --> 00:52:40,160 Do you want another Scotch? 494 00:52:40,189 --> 00:52:41,500 I want. 495 00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:45,599 - Cheers. - To your health. 496 00:52:49,894 --> 00:52:52,800 - Good huh? - It's very good. 497 00:52:53,924 --> 00:52:56,300 Not bad huh? It's real... 498 00:52:57,784 --> 00:52:59,600 Real bog Scotch, yes. 499 00:53:17,866 --> 00:53:19,923 Feel a bit hot with all that? 500 00:53:24,909 --> 00:53:29,000 Take off all that gold stuff. 501 00:53:29,992 --> 00:53:31,992 It's an eyesore. 502 00:53:32,065 --> 00:53:33,500 Come on. 503 00:53:37,407 --> 00:53:39,545 What's your name? 504 00:53:39,739 --> 00:53:40,739 Pina. 505 00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:43,559 - And for lovers? - Pina as well. 506 00:53:43,610 --> 00:53:47,000 That's funny. My name is Pat Martin. 507 00:53:47,764 --> 00:53:48,764 Pat Martin... 508 00:53:51,574 --> 00:53:53,574 That's nice... 509 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:02,230 Say, you have a pistol on your garter. 510 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:04,800 So I can defend myself against men. 511 00:54:05,126 --> 00:54:07,126 You never know. 512 00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:10,060 Ah, you're right. 513 00:54:13,427 --> 00:54:15,000 I think I'm drunk. 514 00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:20,300 Wait, relax. 515 00:57:46,085 --> 00:57:48,085 - Look at me. - What? 516 00:57:49,581 --> 00:57:51,000 Look at me. 517 00:57:51,944 --> 00:57:53,188 Look. 518 00:57:55,113 --> 00:57:57,113 Now, repeat after me. 519 00:58:06,549 --> 00:58:10,000 I am the slave of Pat Martin, repeat. 520 00:58:10,001 --> 00:58:12,170 - Repeat. - No, not that! 521 00:58:12,344 --> 00:58:14,344 Repeat. 522 00:58:14,434 --> 00:58:18,100 I am the slave of Pat Martin. 523 00:58:18,170 --> 00:58:19,500 My ass! 524 00:58:19,501 --> 00:58:21,357 That's enough! 525 00:58:21,466 --> 00:58:23,000 We'll start again. 526 00:58:24,912 --> 00:58:27,700 Look, stare into me. 527 00:58:28,098 --> 00:58:30,098 And repeat after me. 528 00:58:35,152 --> 00:58:37,152 Look right into my eyes. 529 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:40,200 Repeat after me. 530 00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,300 I am the slave of Pat Martin. 531 00:58:45,465 --> 00:58:48,465 I am the slave of Pat Martin. 532 00:58:48,795 --> 00:58:50,400 Pat Martin. 533 00:58:54,352 --> 00:58:56,100 Don't move. 534 00:59:01,753 --> 00:59:03,500 You are the Golden Panther. 535 00:59:04,903 --> 00:59:07,500 - What do you want of me? - To break your face! 536 00:59:12,063 --> 00:59:14,800 - Shit! - Shit. 537 00:59:14,944 --> 00:59:16,282 Respond! 538 00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:17,900 Respond. 539 00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:50,100 Hey boss! 540 00:59:50,993 --> 00:59:52,500 The girl is no longer here. 541 00:59:53,470 --> 00:59:55,470 She left. 542 00:59:57,866 --> 00:59:59,500 My poor head. 543 01:00:03,091 --> 01:00:04,650 It hurts... 544 01:00:06,097 --> 01:00:07,800 She left? 545 01:00:07,801 --> 01:00:09,475 She's not here anymore! 546 01:00:09,527 --> 01:00:11,894 - There's no one. - It's not possible! 547 01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:17,608 Yes? This is Mr. Bigotini's room. 548 01:00:17,738 --> 01:00:23,689 The person you are looking for can be found at 280 Boulevard Marques Pombal. 549 01:00:23,732 --> 01:00:25,100 Hurry up. 550 01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:31,034 Boss! 551 01:00:31,203 --> 01:00:32,203 It's there! 552 01:00:33,224 --> 01:00:35,000 Come see your spy! 553 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,999 It's the German spy. 554 01:00:43,164 --> 01:00:44,700 This spy is not bad. 555 01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:49,000 - The surgery went well. - Ah yes the surgery went well. 556 01:00:49,645 --> 01:00:51,645 - Fucking good figure. - Ah yes. 557 01:00:51,994 --> 01:00:53,300 Very good work. 558 01:00:59,337 --> 01:01:02,000 But do you really think this is a German spy? 559 01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:04,300 I don't know. 560 01:01:04,642 --> 01:01:06,721 I've never seen a spy like that. 561 01:01:07,004 --> 01:01:09,004 Like that? 562 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,000 We'll make sure! 563 01:01:11,404 --> 01:01:13,500 - Do you speak German? - Ja ja! 564 01:01:13,715 --> 01:01:16,300 Then there's no doubt, that's her. Arrest her. 565 01:01:16,364 --> 01:01:18,247 - Go on, stop her! - Stop! 566 01:01:18,248 --> 01:01:20,600 Do your job, friend. It's not my job. 567 01:01:20,601 --> 01:01:22,500 What are you waiting for, hurry up! 568 01:01:22,535 --> 01:01:25,405 Stop! Hurry, stop, quick. Take her! 569 01:01:25,770 --> 01:01:28,999 - Dressed like that? - Yes, why not? 570 01:01:29,087 --> 01:01:30,098 What do you want? 571 01:01:33,188 --> 01:01:36,200 Pardon, please Madame. 572 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:40,202 Sir, do you want to come with us to the police station? 573 01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:42,200 Why should I? 574 01:01:43,606 --> 01:01:45,902 - You are under arrest. - Under arrest. 575 01:01:58,876 --> 01:02:02,200 Back in the nightclub, we were messing around once again. 576 01:02:02,615 --> 01:02:05,807 We were finally visited by the long-awaited Mr. Radeck. 577 01:02:06,309 --> 01:02:09,800 It was the agreed time and date. 578 01:02:10,162 --> 01:02:13,999 And this poor people's playboy immediately attracted our attention. 579 01:02:28,185 --> 01:02:30,100 - A table, sir? - Yes please. 580 01:02:30,124 --> 01:02:31,124 Right this way. 581 01:02:42,263 --> 01:02:44,545 Minutes later he asked for... 582 01:02:45,084 --> 01:02:47,600 - A bottle of Dom P�rignon, please. - Very well, sir. 583 01:03:50,802 --> 01:03:54,203 - You're inviting us for a drink? - Yes it's time for a drink, you know. 584 01:03:54,545 --> 01:03:55,999 Have a seat. 585 01:03:56,058 --> 01:03:57,058 Gladly. 586 01:03:58,487 --> 01:04:00,487 Marcel, two glasses. 587 01:04:01,427 --> 01:04:03,400 Are you from here? 588 01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:04,417 No. 589 01:04:05,136 --> 01:04:07,000 So you're a foreigner? 590 01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:09,149 That's a very sharp observation. 591 01:04:10,675 --> 01:04:12,200 Pardon ladies and gentlemen. 592 01:04:28,917 --> 01:04:31,917 You have a funny accent. You speak good French anyway. 593 01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:36,920 Where are you from? There's something so exotic about you. 594 01:04:37,075 --> 01:04:39,200 So fascinating. 595 01:04:41,744 --> 01:04:45,100 - He's very cute.. - He's especially exotic. 596 01:04:45,973 --> 01:04:48,200 Where are you from, my lovely little prince? 597 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:49,999 Tell us. 598 01:04:50,263 --> 01:04:51,700 Let's make a bet. 599 01:04:51,755 --> 01:04:53,500 If you're correct, I'll invite you over. 600 01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:55,640 - And if we lose? - Then you invite me. 601 01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,300 Okay. 602 01:04:58,912 --> 01:05:00,400 Those lips... 603 01:05:00,879 --> 01:05:02,879 - Iran? - No. 604 01:05:15,940 --> 01:05:18,200 Not Iran. It's... 605 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,999 Beirut! 606 01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:22,502 That's already closer. 607 01:05:29,961 --> 01:05:31,500 It's... Istanbul! 608 01:05:32,049 --> 01:05:33,999 Ok, you lose. 609 01:05:34,314 --> 01:05:36,314 Tell us where you're from... 610 01:05:38,575 --> 01:05:42,200 - Be nice, tell us. - Give me a minute! 611 01:05:42,929 --> 01:05:45,400 You speak French almost correctly. 612 01:05:49,235 --> 01:05:51,400 Oh your place is nice. 613 01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:54,300 - It's terrific. - It's lovely. 614 01:05:54,372 --> 01:05:57,600 I thought even though you lost it'd be better to come here instead. 615 01:05:57,601 --> 01:05:59,500 - Of course! - You're joking. 616 01:05:59,799 --> 01:06:02,687 I'll look for a spot. Let me see if I can find one. 617 01:06:03,642 --> 01:06:04,898 Me too. 618 01:06:04,899 --> 01:06:07,100 - We'd like to refresh ourselves. - So? 619 01:06:07,103 --> 01:06:10,000 You can enter through the terrace, on your left. 620 01:06:10,046 --> 01:06:13,301 Thanks, wait for us. You'll have a pretty surprise. 621 01:06:19,983 --> 01:06:22,983 You think this guy is the billionaire Radeck? 622 01:06:23,205 --> 01:06:25,000 Of course, why not? 623 01:06:25,032 --> 01:06:29,935 I don't know, it seems like he's pretending to be. 624 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,600 Yeah, I agree. 625 01:06:31,614 --> 01:06:35,900 How many times have I known guys who seemed all well dressed... 626 01:06:35,901 --> 01:06:39,754 but who ended up being broke. I no longer rely on appearances. 627 01:06:39,868 --> 01:06:43,000 If this guy is good, has money, then he will have the diamonds. 628 01:06:43,009 --> 01:06:44,800 You think he'll pay up? 629 01:06:45,007 --> 01:06:47,500 If he doesn't pay, bad luck. 630 01:06:51,188 --> 01:06:53,495 We'll just keep the diamonds. 631 01:06:54,393 --> 01:06:57,500 Do you think he's a womanizer? He doesn't look like one. 632 01:06:58,036 --> 01:07:00,036 We'll see on the job. 633 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:13,000 You have a nice home. 634 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,240 You're beautiful. 635 01:08:05,539 --> 01:08:08,500 She's cute my friend. Don't you agree? 636 01:08:09,681 --> 01:08:10,999 Oh yes. 637 01:08:38,237 --> 01:08:40,237 Doesn't that tempt you? 638 01:09:24,868 --> 01:09:26,200 Come... 639 01:09:41,129 --> 01:09:43,129 Alright, finish the show. 640 01:09:43,774 --> 01:09:47,000 Which of you is the Golden Panther? 641 01:09:47,505 --> 01:09:50,500 - What do you care? - It interests me a lot. 642 01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:53,700 One of us is the Golden Panther, and I suppose you are Radeck 643 01:09:53,726 --> 01:09:55,996 with whom we arranged to meet. 644 01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,867 Of course since I'm here, it interests me. 645 01:10:08,509 --> 01:10:11,000 Now, where are the diamonds? 646 01:10:20,775 --> 01:10:22,775 Wait a moment. 647 01:10:31,201 --> 01:10:33,201 Quickly, sit there. 648 01:10:43,571 --> 01:10:44,999 It's good! 649 01:10:58,366 --> 01:11:00,366 Now it's my turn. 650 01:11:10,588 --> 01:11:11,999 And there! 651 01:11:17,174 --> 01:11:19,000 - Let's go. - Yes, yes. 652 01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:11,992 They're real. 653 01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:15,500 I thank you endlessly for your work. 654 01:12:16,049 --> 01:12:18,700 Alright, now pay us! 655 01:12:21,159 --> 01:12:22,900 Not a penny! 656 01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:25,340 I am not Radeck. 657 01:12:25,490 --> 01:12:28,062 I'm only the insurance agent who insures the diamonds. 658 01:12:28,112 --> 01:12:30,800 If you don't give back the stones immediately, I'll shoot! 659 01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:32,800 And you know I'm not joking. 660 01:12:34,763 --> 01:12:35,763 Bastard! 661 01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:36,940 Faggot! 662 01:12:37,235 --> 01:12:38,604 You'll get what's coming to you! 663 01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:40,989 Bitch! 664 01:12:42,717 --> 01:12:44,997 - Hands up! - Oh shit. 665 01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:59,756 What are you doing here, Pat? Thanks! - No problem. 666 01:12:59,795 --> 01:13:01,999 Where are the diamonds? You'll regret it if you don't... 667 01:13:06,613 --> 01:13:07,613 Hands up. 668 01:13:07,614 --> 01:13:11,089 Bravo Perez, you were right. He has the face of an SS, too. 669 01:13:11,724 --> 01:13:13,999 Now you will pass me these mysterious diamonds. 670 01:13:16,729 --> 01:13:20,400 Surely that must be the password of one of your dirty spy jobs. 671 01:13:20,453 --> 01:13:22,400 What are you talking about? 672 01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:25,115 You know well. Now pass me the stuff. 673 01:13:26,813 --> 01:13:27,813 Here. 674 01:13:28,871 --> 01:13:31,700 Now you're cooked. The military court will take care of you. 675 01:13:32,536 --> 01:13:34,700 - Bastard! - Yes, of course. 676 01:13:35,783 --> 01:13:37,783 Hands on your head. 677 01:13:37,839 --> 01:13:39,400 Get moving! 678 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:46,280 And that's how we lost the diamonds. 679 01:13:46,799 --> 01:13:49,799 Our friends still believed that it was an espionage case. 680 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,600 But they were the real stones. 681 01:13:51,626 --> 01:13:54,599 One day, they fell into the hands of Interpol who got involved in the case. 682 01:13:55,859 --> 01:13:58,500 Excuse us for the new interruption. 683 01:14:27,678 --> 01:14:30,678 Don't believe that our adventure ends there, on the contrary. 684 01:14:30,754 --> 01:14:34,700 It's from this moment that the real Radeck, thinking that we always had the stones, 685 01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:37,709 ...used Pat Martin's services again. 686 01:14:39,329 --> 01:14:42,698 We must form a new plan to pinch the diamonds from the two Interpol fools. 687 01:14:44,383 --> 01:14:47,184 Wake up! It's not possible for you to still be sleeping. 688 01:14:48,342 --> 01:14:50,342 Turn off the light. 689 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,333 A little bit higher. 690 01:15:13,388 --> 01:15:15,600 You have soft hands. 691 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:46,878 What do you want? 692 01:16:19,633 --> 01:16:20,633 Pina? 693 01:16:21,655 --> 01:16:23,200 Where are you, Pina? 694 01:16:23,553 --> 01:16:24,999 Where are you? Pina? 695 01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:30,700 She's gone! 696 01:16:45,962 --> 01:16:50,000 The Golden Panther is here. 697 01:16:56,790 --> 01:17:00,830 Wonderful. We can amuse ourselves with her for a bit. 698 01:17:06,034 --> 01:17:08,260 My compliments, Pat. 699 01:17:08,316 --> 01:17:11,999 This time you have done a very good job. 700 01:17:12,690 --> 01:17:16,690 Now, we'll make this bitch talk. 701 01:17:36,983 --> 01:17:38,600 Talk, bitch! 702 01:17:38,638 --> 01:17:41,638 - Tell us where the diamonds are. - I don't know. 703 01:18:17,549 --> 01:18:19,549 Continue. 704 01:18:42,662 --> 01:18:48,190 Bring him. I want to show him to our young friend. 705 01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:51,800 The Monster of Duranstein. 706 01:19:26,510 --> 01:19:28,510 Where am I? 707 01:19:29,038 --> 01:19:32,450 Calm down dear, you are with friends. 708 01:19:34,738 --> 01:19:36,383 Now, the joke is over. 709 01:19:36,503 --> 01:19:39,569 You'll tell us who you are and your relationship with the Golden Panther. 710 01:19:39,584 --> 01:19:40,800 If not... 711 01:19:44,682 --> 01:19:46,682 If not what? 712 01:19:47,590 --> 01:19:48,590 Duran! 713 01:20:01,711 --> 01:20:03,600 What are you going to do? 714 01:20:13,269 --> 01:20:14,600 He so ugly! 715 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:28,695 If you don't talk, we'll rape you with the monster. 716 01:20:28,874 --> 01:20:30,704 Oh no, not the monster! 717 01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:43,600 Go on Duran! 718 01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:45,358 Go! 719 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,230 Go my little Duran. 720 01:21:52,972 --> 01:21:53,972 Again... 721 01:21:58,953 --> 01:22:00,599 Continue! 722 01:22:01,114 --> 01:22:03,000 Again! Stronger! 723 01:22:12,214 --> 01:22:15,214 Duran, go my little Duran. 724 01:22:27,493 --> 01:22:29,400 Go Duran, go, go Duran, go... 725 01:22:54,145 --> 01:22:57,000 Duran...Duran... 726 01:22:57,882 --> 01:22:59,600 Your bosses want to kill me. 727 01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,075 But you won't let them, huh? 728 01:23:03,382 --> 01:23:05,800 - There's the house. - What about it? 729 01:23:05,874 --> 01:23:08,240 Don't you realize? Have you never gone to a cinema? 730 01:23:08,245 --> 01:23:10,005 It's the real spy nest. 731 01:23:10,010 --> 01:23:12,010 There it is. We have to get in. 732 01:24:07,435 --> 01:24:09,435 He's cute. 733 01:24:11,441 --> 01:24:14,350 - Did you hear those cries? - Yes but where they coming from? 734 01:24:16,197 --> 01:24:18,400 Oh, from there! Let's go! 735 01:24:33,187 --> 01:24:35,187 Finally, oh boy that stings. 736 01:24:39,827 --> 01:24:41,827 Get out of here! 737 01:24:42,793 --> 01:24:44,400 Do you want to play with me? 738 01:25:10,687 --> 01:25:11,714 - Good evening. - Hello! 739 01:25:11,765 --> 01:25:13,540 Excuse me gents. 740 01:25:13,864 --> 01:25:15,300 Oh, the Golden Panther! 741 01:25:17,145 --> 01:25:19,145 Where are you taking me? 742 01:25:22,929 --> 01:25:24,200 Ah little Duran... 743 01:25:37,832 --> 01:25:38,832 Ah Pina! 744 01:25:40,373 --> 01:25:41,600 My dear! 745 01:25:46,492 --> 01:25:48,704 What a shame, he was great. 746 01:25:51,678 --> 01:25:52,800 Ah finally! 747 01:25:52,830 --> 01:25:54,600 Finally what? 748 01:25:54,601 --> 01:25:56,600 Finally... Finally nothing! 749 01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:05,600 They are still stalking our mates. We spent some nice hours together. 750 01:26:05,601 --> 01:26:08,585 Thanks to them, we became agents. 751 01:26:09,985 --> 01:26:10,985 Yes. 752 01:26:11,575 --> 01:26:13,777 And now she is very well behaved. 753 01:26:14,025 --> 01:26:19,200 Not me, because I can't always stand a sexy pose without going on the attack. 754 01:26:26,190 --> 01:26:29,190 Well, there we have it... 755 01:26:29,404 --> 01:26:32,404 We have told you about our lives. 756 01:26:32,795 --> 01:26:37,400 And now we say bye-bye and we will close our shutters. 757 01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:39,200 Ciao. 758 01:27:07,137 --> 01:27:10,300 Hey, cut, cut! Perverts! 759 01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:20,549 Subtitles by rulesofachia November 2016. 760 01:27:20,846 --> 01:27:23,579 Massive props to Al for his immense help 761 01:27:23,685 --> 01:27:28,285 deciphering the hilariously drunk dialogue and proofreading my subs.