1 00:00:09,014 --> 00:00:11,350 (Scrape, slap, squeak) 2 00:00:12,768 --> 00:00:15,229 (I Marching music) 3 00:01:07,281 --> 00:01:11,368 Oh, the memory can ne'er forget the beauty of a young rump. 4 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:14,788 (Old man Not even after death! 5 00:01:14,913 --> 00:01:17,082 What a piece! 6 00:01:32,097 --> 00:01:33,849 Such vulgarity. 7 00:01:33,974 --> 00:01:37,311 Well, what did you expect, with a mother like Zaira? 8 00:01:37,436 --> 00:01:39,896 And with a pa like André! 9 00:01:40,022 --> 00:01:42,107 Is it true that he's the father? 10 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,901 Nothing is true when nothing is untrue. 11 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:53,535 (Lola) Hey, Maestro! 12 00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:59,875 I'll strangle you, you little wart! 13 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:30,155 (Meowing) 14 00:02:31,907 --> 00:02:35,577 - (Tommaso) Didn't she get here yet? - No, not yet. 15 00:02:36,495 --> 00:02:38,914 Will you stop looking at the clock? You're not going to find her there. 16 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:41,708 Your obsession is unnatural. 17 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:45,212 - What's wrong, you're not happy? - Very happy. 18 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,301 You bothered to ask? Ha-ha! 19 00:02:51,426 --> 00:02:55,305 His obsession was my obsession at his age. 20 00:02:56,515 --> 00:02:59,434 No, no. When we were young, you fooled around with me. 21 00:02:59,559 --> 00:03:02,938 Not with some dumb poopy doll. The likes of her comes out of nowhere! 22 00:03:03,063 --> 00:03:05,399 What do you mean, nowhere? She's Zaira's daughter. 23 00:03:05,524 --> 00:03:08,985 In fact, imagine a woman who worked as a hat-checker 24 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:11,446 in the cloakroom of a trans-Atlantic liner! 25 00:03:11,571 --> 00:03:14,074 What's so bad about working in a cloakroom? 26 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:17,411 Because she came back, knocked up and unmarried! 27 00:03:17,536 --> 00:03:19,663 She returned with Signor André. 28 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:21,665 What a pair, Zaira and Mr Bang-a-bang! 29 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:23,875 Bang-a-bang? Are you kidding? 30 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,213 He was considered the best, unequalled chef The Normandie ever had! 31 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,674 I say, what you see you believe. 32 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:34,344 And I see Signor André living in Ca' da Mosto sitting on his ass! 33 00:03:34,469 --> 00:03:37,681 Together with a lady who acts as his governess but is his lover, 34 00:03:37,806 --> 00:03:39,099 as everybody knows. 35 00:03:39,224 --> 00:03:41,476 And a young lass who he treats like a daughter 36 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:44,438 despite the fact that her surname is her mother's. 37 00:03:44,563 --> 00:03:48,108 Ah, 'tis the life I would lead. Blessed is he who can do it. 38 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:50,318 Ah, look at you, slobbering. 39 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:54,448 But I can tell you one thing: nobody is getting our son without my approval. 40 00:03:54,573 --> 00:03:57,993 Besides, what's the hurry? They're too young yet. 41 00:03:59,202 --> 00:04:01,163 How about if they've already consumed? 42 00:04:01,288 --> 00:04:03,248 Oh, yeah? Well, that's just too bad! 43 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:06,293 Cos I know my son, he doesn't take after his father! 44 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:08,962 - Hey, he's no fruit. - Oh, you can bet on that. 45 00:04:09,087 --> 00:04:11,715 And he's not indecent either, like you are! 46 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,885 Well, he is my son too. Or isn't he? 47 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,596 (I Jaunty rock 'n' roll song: "Monella") 48 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,986 Oh! 49 00:05:56,111 --> 00:05:58,154 You piggy! 50 00:06:23,763 --> 00:06:26,016 Wheel 51 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:52,167 (Gasps) 52 00:07:44,135 --> 00:07:46,137 (Whistling) 53 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:39,774 - See? You're very lucky. - What do you mean, lucky? 54 00:08:39,899 --> 00:08:44,237 - You're lucky cos you're fun. - Hmm...yeah. 55 00:08:44,362 --> 00:08:46,031 - Lots of fun? - Hmm. 56 00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:48,825 - What's that mean? - Er... 57 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:51,327 You come with me and I'll show you. 58 00:08:51,453 --> 00:08:53,329 You're supposed to knead the bread today. 59 00:08:53,455 --> 00:08:56,708 Look, I don't get paid but you do! 60 00:09:01,588 --> 00:09:05,884 - Oh, come on, hug me! - My hands are full of dough. 61 00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:07,719 Give here. 62 00:09:08,887 --> 00:09:11,973 - What are you doing? - I'm cleaning you, what else? 63 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,191 Oh, you're right, I'm so lucky. 64 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,739 (Moaning) 65 00:09:36,331 --> 00:09:39,501 - No, you excite me too much. - So? 66 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,711 And so first, we have to get married. 67 00:09:41,836 --> 00:09:43,630 With me no, and with whores yes, huh? 68 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:46,382 For your information, I don't go with that kind of women. 69 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:50,720 Don't be wayward with me, Lola, or you'll make me lack respect. 70 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:55,642 "Don't be wayward with me, Lola"? You must be an idiot! 71 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,644 Listen, Masetto... 72 00:09:57,769 --> 00:10:00,146 They say virginity is only a crumb of bread, 73 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:02,482 and the first birdie that comes along takes it away. 74 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:05,777 - In other words... - You're just a dodo! 75 00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:17,372 You're almost naked most of the time. 76 00:10:17,497 --> 00:10:21,501 It's so hot. Do you want me dressed like a nun? 77 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:35,723 Who do you think of all the time? 78 00:10:35,849 --> 00:10:37,892 Of you, just you, all the time. 79 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,816 - Oh, God, you're driving me crazy. - And I'm here waiting. 80 00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:50,405 Oh, yes! 81 00:10:57,036 --> 00:10:59,622 Signor Tommaso? 82 00:10:59,747 --> 00:11:02,584 The bread, too, has risen. 83 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:05,795 Shall I pick you up after lunch, about three o'clock? 84 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,590 No, go respect somebody else! 85 00:11:14,095 --> 00:11:16,347 - Shameless thing. - Talking to me? 86 00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:19,601 - You could've brushed up a little bit. - Oh, I leaned on some flour sacks. 87 00:11:19,726 --> 00:11:23,104 - I'll tell you what you leaned on! - I'll brush you, clear. 88 00:11:26,232 --> 00:11:29,694 OW! Why did you hit me like that? 89 00:11:32,947 --> 00:11:34,449 Well? 90 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,920 Of all the cheek! 91 00:11:50,465 --> 00:11:52,717 Ah, blessed cheek... 92 00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:59,766 Well, I think I prefer them headless. Bodies alone are more expressive. 93 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:02,560 And above all, they do not lie. 94 00:12:02,685 --> 00:12:04,854 (André) Right, the quintessence of being. 95 00:12:04,979 --> 00:12:07,774 Coito ergo sum. 96 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,610 And all the rest is nothing but distraction. 97 00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:14,614 No, go ahead, say it. An illusion, a fraud, a lie. 98 00:12:14,739 --> 00:12:17,909 No, no, even worse. A curse! 99 00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:23,581 Work, success, progress... It's all bullshit. 100 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:28,795 Only there...l am. 101 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,882 Some of the credit, I think, is due to the black and white. 102 00:12:33,007 --> 00:12:36,886 Zaira was made for black and white. 103 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:42,016 I'll never forget the first time I saw her was in Le Havre. 104 00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:47,188 I was already chef on The Normandie, 105 00:12:47,313 --> 00:12:51,192 and she was in charge of the cloakroom in first class. 106 00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:55,571 She was wearing her black uniform. 107 00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:57,907 White collar, 108 00:12:58,032 --> 00:13:00,410 black stockings, 109 00:13:00,535 --> 00:13:03,621 pure white skin. 110 00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:07,250 A bombshell. She was having a affair with somebody else. 111 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,253 And she gave him up for me. 112 00:13:10,378 --> 00:13:12,255 She sacrificed him for me. 113 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:16,467 And you, in exchange, sacrificed travels, adventures 114 00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:18,553 and straying about as you please. 115 00:13:18,678 --> 00:13:21,681 All I gave up were today's myths. 116 00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:25,018 That boom of theirs will blow them all up. 117 00:13:26,394 --> 00:13:30,857 When I'm out here, I can laugh at all trouble the world's getting itself into. 118 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:35,236 All I need is what is on my plate and in my bed. 119 00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:38,406 That is la joie de vivre, Pepé. 120 00:13:39,574 --> 00:13:43,578 - Cé del Mosto, your friendship... - Hmm... 121 00:13:45,496 --> 00:13:48,583 Ha! Zaira's derriere. 122 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,794 And... 123 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,838 And...Lola's... 124 00:13:57,008 --> 00:13:58,593 ...smile. 125 00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:03,723 Er...must I imagine she's not your daughter, André? 126 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:05,600 It's not for you to imagine. 127 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:19,614 Urgh! That looks sinful, Mama. 128 00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:23,284 - They're already blessed. - Praise be the Lord. 129 00:14:23,409 --> 00:14:25,411 Praise be, now and forever, amen. 130 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:28,790 And forever, amen. 131 00:14:28,915 --> 00:14:31,000 I've something for you, dear. 132 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:38,633 The good pope, John XXIII. He'll always protect you. 133 00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:47,308 See if the water's boiling and check the salt. Go on. 134 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:04,826 - A bit too salty. - For André, nothing's too salty. 135 00:15:04,951 --> 00:15:07,745 He's all salt, I know. 136 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:09,956 (Zaira) All right, get a move on. 137 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:13,543 Wash your hands, fix a tray with two plates, two glasses. 138 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,671 - A bottle of wine and four rolls. - Yeah, yeah. 139 00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:42,363 Here, take it up to the master. He's in the studio with Pepé. 140 00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:08,139 (Sighs heavily) 141 00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:13,144 What's eating you, Zaira? 142 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,607 My daughter's no longer a child. 143 00:16:17,732 --> 00:16:20,735 Well, praise be the Lord. 144 00:16:22,987 --> 00:16:25,907 Here, padre, this is the heel of the salami. 145 00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:29,243 - The prior's portion. - Oh, the hind quarter. 146 00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:32,705 Thank you, child. Thank you and God bless. 147 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,457 Thank you. 148 00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:53,017 (Pepé) ls it true that you and Maxim had a mistress in common? 149 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:56,812 - A famous danseuse ? - Oh, she was famous, all right! 150 00:16:56,938 --> 00:16:58,814 But not for la danse. 151 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:02,652 She once had twelve men, on the trot, one after the other. 152 00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:05,029 She er...liked ceremonies. 153 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,740 (Pepé) But Maxim was impotent, was he not? 154 00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:11,244 He got her warmed up. And then I took over. 155 00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:15,831 Like I said, she loved cerem... Pepé, attention. 156 00:17:15,957 --> 00:17:18,417 Oh, Lola! 157 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:23,005 Bonjour, ma petite. What a pleasure to see you. 158 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,800 (Lola) Bonjour, Monsieur Pepe'. 159 00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:28,386 Mama prepared you something to eat and drink. 160 00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:33,099 - Hmm, the smell of baked bread. - More likely a baker boy. 161 00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:36,894 Incidentally, how is Tomasetto? 162 00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:39,647 What do you care? You don't have to marry him. 163 00:17:41,065 --> 00:17:44,777 Well...if he makes love the way he bakes bread... 164 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:49,073 (Chuckles) ...you are a very lucky girl. 165 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,705 (Chuckling) 166 00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:59,333 - Monsieur Pepe'. - Merci. 167 00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:07,216 Can I leave the tray here, or does it hinder the projector? 168 00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:10,344 Leave it there. Leave it there. 169 00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,776 Thank you. 170 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:29,238 It's not the tray that's going to hinder our view. 171 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:31,866 (Chuckles) 172 00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:45,880 A-ha! Not there! 173 00:18:46,881 --> 00:18:48,924 It's off limits. 174 00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:53,512 I'm like Bluebeard. Every door except one. 175 00:18:54,764 --> 00:18:56,599 (André cackles) 176 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,356 And that? Where did you get that? 177 00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:06,817 One of my old ships. The Atalante. 178 00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:09,403 - It's still working? - I think so. Take a look. 179 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,094 Help me. 180 00:19:37,056 --> 00:19:40,309 All right, all right. Come on, then, I've got you. 181 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,978 (Lola) What are you doing? Put me down! 182 00:19:51,654 --> 00:19:54,448 All right, you can go now. 183 00:19:54,573 --> 00:19:56,325 Run along. 184 00:19:57,284 --> 00:19:59,370 Take him as a present. 185 00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:03,874 Come on, let us get on with our work. 186 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:05,876 (Lola) Yes, very delicate work! 187 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:10,589 You never know, you could mistake one ass for another! 188 00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:19,348 She's simply delightful. She's a Charlotte Russe. 189 00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:21,267 And something even more. 190 00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:24,562 An unquenchable pussy of natural talent. 191 00:20:26,272 --> 00:20:27,690 Lola? 192 00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,859 No! That one! 193 00:20:29,984 --> 00:20:31,235 Ah... 194 00:20:32,153 --> 00:20:33,446 Who's that? 195 00:20:33,571 --> 00:20:37,283 A country bride named Carla. 196 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,160 Shameless twat. 197 00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:44,081 Yet she lives in constant fear, which lends a certain licentiousness. 198 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,708 Where did you come across her? 199 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:49,712 She was in Michelle's atelier looking for a dress. A candid shot. 200 00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:54,759 I'll shoot her later this afternoon. Full service in the buff! 201 00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:57,011 With the hat, though! 202 00:20:58,804 --> 00:21:02,308 I guaranteed her that the pictures would only be published in France. 203 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:05,936 Although no Italian editor would dare take the chance. 204 00:21:06,061 --> 00:21:08,481 André...you come along too. 205 00:21:08,606 --> 00:21:10,691 Yes, of course. 206 00:21:10,816 --> 00:21:13,986 Only I feel sorry for her. 207 00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:17,740 Ah... She's going to be disappointed. 208 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:23,704 What we want from her is far less than she's willing to give! 209 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,624 You'll do me a favour if you come. 210 00:21:26,749 --> 00:21:31,921 Oddly enough, Michelle is ratherjealous when I'm alone among such models. 211 00:21:32,046 --> 00:21:35,925 (Andre) Well, you know women, always trying to turn you into someone else. 212 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:39,595 That's why, every now and then, I have to make it very clear 213 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,639 that I will continue to, er... 214 00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:45,351 give free rein to the rest of my desires. 215 00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:48,729 Bravo, Andre! Show everyone that 10/} c'esz' 10/} 216 00:21:48,854 --> 00:21:52,817 and that it's their choice whether to take you or leave you. 217 00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:56,320 Merci man ami. I'll walk with you. 218 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,531 It's a beautiful day. 219 00:22:39,947 --> 00:22:42,116 (Cows mooing) 220 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:44,326 (Chickens clucking) 221 00:22:54,044 --> 00:22:56,964 (Music box plays) 222 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,807 (Music stops) 223 00:23:41,592 --> 00:23:42,843 (Sniffs) 224 00:23:59,401 --> 00:24:01,028 (Sighs) 225 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:10,663 (Moans) 226 00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:54,081 Ow! 227 00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:56,834 Betrothed. 228 00:25:01,088 --> 00:25:02,423 Ow! 229 00:25:05,134 --> 00:25:06,427 U nbetrothed. 230 00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:13,267 (G roans) 231 00:25:15,561 --> 00:25:17,062 (Sighs heavily) 232 00:25:36,582 --> 00:25:39,001 (I GENE VINCENT: "Be-Bop-A-Lola") 233 00:25:39,126 --> 00:25:41,795 I Be-Bop-A-Lola, she's my baby 234 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,716 I Be-Bop-A-Lola, I don't mean maybe... 235 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,934 (Ship's horn blares) 236 00:28:21,371 --> 00:28:23,248 Ah! 237 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:27,628 And what if someone came walking through? 238 00:28:27,753 --> 00:28:29,713 They'll enjoy the view. 239 00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:32,007 (Laughs) 240 00:28:32,132 --> 00:28:36,511 The Normandie was a floating house of pleasure. 241 00:28:36,637 --> 00:28:38,722 (André) And what pleasure! 242 00:29:22,182 --> 00:29:25,143 (She moans) 243 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:30,023 (Andre) There... There, there! 244 00:29:30,148 --> 00:29:31,692 (She moans) 245 00:29:31,817 --> 00:29:33,902 (Andre) There! There! 246 00:29:38,865 --> 00:29:40,450 (Moaning) 247 00:29:42,202 --> 00:29:45,622 Now it's a pink as a rose. 248 00:29:47,874 --> 00:29:49,376 Like that... 249 00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:51,878 Yes, lovely. 250 00:29:52,963 --> 00:29:54,840 Pepe, prepare her. 251 00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:15,402 (Moaning) 252 00:30:44,514 --> 00:30:46,892 - Pepé... - I am finished. 253 00:30:49,102 --> 00:30:51,980 Our trophy is up for the bidding. 254 00:31:23,762 --> 00:31:29,309 (Andre) I shall be the first. And then the others will all join in. 255 00:31:31,311 --> 00:31:33,480 How many others? 256 00:31:35,148 --> 00:31:36,858 Twelve. 257 00:31:36,983 --> 00:31:39,111 (Gasps) 258 00:31:39,236 --> 00:31:43,073 - As you wish, man amour, man chef - (And ré) Santé. Merci. 259 00:31:45,492 --> 00:31:47,744 - Eleven to go. - (Gasps) 260 00:32:39,379 --> 00:32:41,298 (Moaning) 261 00:33:00,442 --> 00:33:02,444 (Ship's horn blasts) 262 00:33:05,906 --> 00:33:08,158 Oh! 263 00:33:15,832 --> 00:33:19,336 (Tommaso) We could turn that bakery into something you wouldn't believe, 264 00:33:19,461 --> 00:33:22,005 a big, modern, money-making factory. 265 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:23,590 Hmm... 266 00:33:25,050 --> 00:33:27,469 Quiet! Shh! 267 00:33:27,594 --> 00:33:31,473 Th-th-th... There! There! 268 00:33:31,598 --> 00:33:33,934 Don't make noise! Quiet! 269 00:33:34,059 --> 00:33:37,604 Cavaliers! The cavaliers of Italy! Hey! 270 00:33:39,481 --> 00:33:43,777 I really don't see any cavaliers. A couple of tvvats, maybe. 271 00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:47,739 He who see-sees her, he who see-sees her, 272 00:33:47,864 --> 00:33:49,991 a cavalier of Italy! 273 00:33:50,116 --> 00:33:51,952 He's nutty. 274 00:33:52,077 --> 00:33:55,455 We call him Giolo the voyeur, everyone knows him. 275 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:56,998 What's a voyeur? 276 00:33:57,123 --> 00:34:01,294 Somebody who gets his rocks off spying on you, like all those cavaliers over there. 277 00:34:01,419 --> 00:34:03,338 Who are the cavaliers of Italy? 278 00:34:03,463 --> 00:34:05,966 - They're dicky birds! - Cavaliers! 279 00:34:06,091 --> 00:34:08,009 He keeps going peek-a-boo. 280 00:34:08,134 --> 00:34:11,263 He doesn't hurt anybody, he just looks, that's all. 281 00:34:11,388 --> 00:34:14,766 Like I was saying, I want to set up a factory, real modern, 282 00:34:14,891 --> 00:34:18,353 for the mass-production of breadsticks, sandwich bread and fresh egg noodles 283 00:34:18,478 --> 00:34:20,522 for export mostly in Germany. 284 00:34:20,647 --> 00:34:23,900 And raise laying hens, mass-production eggs for noodles, 285 00:34:24,025 --> 00:34:26,319 automatic heaters and automatic feeders, 286 00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:29,573 I got so many things in mind we can do together, Lola. 287 00:34:29,698 --> 00:34:31,825 And I have only one! 288 00:34:35,036 --> 00:34:37,330 - Let's get out of here, that nut's there. - So what? 289 00:34:37,455 --> 00:34:41,001 He doesn't seem to bother anyone. Didn't you just say he watches? 290 00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:43,670 I want you, Tommaso. 291 00:35:49,944 --> 00:35:51,196 Here... 292 00:35:52,197 --> 00:35:56,284 - You got me, huh? - Yeah...l got you. 293 00:35:56,409 --> 00:35:59,496 (Moaning) 294 00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:04,709 - Take me, Tommaso. Now! - Huh? 295 00:36:04,834 --> 00:36:06,711 Oh! 296 00:36:10,173 --> 00:36:13,385 Do what you have to do. What are you waiting for, Tommaso? 297 00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:15,303 What I'm waiting for is for us to get married. 298 00:36:15,428 --> 00:36:19,724 Look, he's not waiting. Poor thing, you're cruel. 299 00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:22,060 You're going to make him cry. 300 00:36:23,561 --> 00:36:26,314 - Get your bloomers back on. - No! I'll do nothing of the sort. 301 00:36:26,439 --> 00:36:28,942 Not before you avoid respecting me. 302 00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:32,570 - Avoid? - Rape me, screw me, do me! 303 00:36:33,947 --> 00:36:37,492 Are you crazy, only a few days before our wedding and you want to ruin it? 304 00:36:37,617 --> 00:36:39,285 Don't worry, it's not going to get ruined. 305 00:36:39,411 --> 00:36:41,287 What if I don't like you and it's all wrong? 306 00:36:41,413 --> 00:36:43,498 One must experiment before the wedding. 307 00:36:43,623 --> 00:36:46,209 (Speaks Italian) 308 00:36:50,171 --> 00:36:52,674 ...that you love me. 309 00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:56,845 You want to be sure of my love? My respecting you is the very proof of it. 310 00:36:56,970 --> 00:37:00,432 You're being silly, Lola. You're talking nonsense. 311 00:37:02,142 --> 00:37:03,852 I want an apology, Lola. 312 00:37:03,977 --> 00:37:07,021 An apology? Where do you think you are, in a tearoom or something? 313 00:37:07,147 --> 00:37:09,733 I know what you got spinning inside your head. 314 00:37:09,858 --> 00:37:12,777 You're worried I'm going to betray you and put the horns on you. 315 00:37:12,902 --> 00:37:14,696 Which is what you deserve, probably. 316 00:37:14,821 --> 00:37:20,243 You think virginity is an insurance policy against you getting the horn. Poor boy! 317 00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:25,123 I could put horns on you before and after our marriage, just like that! 318 00:37:25,248 --> 00:37:29,043 Faggot! Go on, go and marry your noodle factory. 319 00:37:29,169 --> 00:37:31,254 Come back, Lola! Where are you going? 320 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:35,008 To find somebody who's less of a jerk than you are! 321 00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:40,180 A virgin, olé! 322 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:43,892 Is there anyone willing not to respect me? 323 00:37:44,017 --> 00:37:46,186 Come back here! 324 00:37:54,319 --> 00:37:56,279 (Shrieks) 325 00:38:01,034 --> 00:38:03,077 He)', YOU, voyeur! 326 00:38:06,706 --> 00:38:09,083 What's going on? 327 00:38:09,209 --> 00:38:11,294 I scared him too. 328 00:38:13,630 --> 00:38:16,090 You know, you should listen to me. 329 00:38:19,886 --> 00:38:21,721 (LOB) Stupid. 330 00:38:21,846 --> 00:38:23,556 (Moaning) 331 00:38:25,767 --> 00:38:28,394 You're so stupid! 332 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,772 L811 gQ! 333 00:38:36,986 --> 00:38:39,364 You're right, I am pretty stupid. 334 00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:51,543 (Bells chime) 335 00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:55,588 Oh, the dressmaker! I had an appointment at five! 336 00:38:55,713 --> 00:38:57,549 Don't worry, we'll make it. 337 00:39:06,933 --> 00:39:12,939 (Woman) Sonia, come. It's so nice here. Come. 338 00:39:17,569 --> 00:39:21,239 Get the damn thing started. I don't want to get there too late. 339 00:39:21,364 --> 00:39:24,409 - I'm supposed to try the gown on. - Jesus! 340 00:39:24,534 --> 00:39:27,161 What's the point in going if you're not going to marry me anymore? 341 00:39:27,287 --> 00:39:31,207 You can go fly a kite while I marry somebody that I like! 342 00:39:33,835 --> 00:39:36,754 What the hell's the matter with this all of a sudden? 343 00:39:40,592 --> 00:39:42,176 Aargh! 344 00:39:44,053 --> 00:39:47,849 If you don't hurry, you'll bleed to death before I get to the dressmaker. 345 00:39:47,974 --> 00:39:52,312 Well, you better get out and get my handkerchief in my side pocket. 346 00:40:04,157 --> 00:40:07,535 - Aargh! - I don't feel any handkerchief. 347 00:40:09,203 --> 00:40:11,623 There's really nothing much in there. 348 00:40:11,748 --> 00:40:15,960 Put anything on it, a strip of your blouse or skirt, whatever. 349 00:40:17,754 --> 00:40:19,839 Wait a minute. 350 00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:26,220 - Don't worry. - Aargh... 351 00:40:28,014 --> 00:40:29,265 Hold still. 352 00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:44,906 The juices of woman are a potent and immediate disinfectant. 353 00:40:47,283 --> 00:40:50,036 - You're too much for me. - Well, it's true. 354 00:40:51,621 --> 00:40:54,791 What goes on in that little head of yours anyway, huh? 355 00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:57,043 (Church bells ring) 356 00:40:59,087 --> 00:41:03,925 (Andre) Only because today is Easter, it's the last time I'm going to stuff it. 357 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:06,260 Ijust find it inhibiting. 358 00:41:06,386 --> 00:41:09,097 What is this disgust? 359 00:41:09,222 --> 00:41:13,601 I'm surprised at your repression, knowing how talented your finger is. 360 00:41:13,726 --> 00:41:15,812 Ouch! 361 00:41:15,937 --> 00:41:19,107 Goddamn bird! What have you been eating? 362 00:41:19,232 --> 00:41:21,359 Aargh... 363 00:41:21,484 --> 00:41:23,736 I'll take care of it. 364 00:41:24,737 --> 00:41:26,322 Give it here. 365 00:41:27,865 --> 00:41:30,618 (André moans) 366 00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:34,330 (He chuckles) 367 00:41:39,544 --> 00:41:41,754 What are you tugging there, stupid? 368 00:41:46,092 --> 00:41:48,428 (André laughs) 369 00:41:49,554 --> 00:41:51,681 (Engine revs) 370 00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:58,521 You'd like me to have one like that, wouldn't you? 371 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,606 It's late, come on! 372 00:42:14,912 --> 00:42:17,123 (Thunderclap) 373 00:42:30,970 --> 00:42:33,681 Oh, just barely on time. 374 00:42:33,806 --> 00:42:35,641 Hey, wait up! 375 00:42:36,976 --> 00:42:40,104 - Hey, can't we go together? Slow down! - Are you crazy? 376 00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:44,692 Showing the gown to the groom spells a marriage of ill-fated doom! 377 00:42:44,817 --> 00:42:47,111 Watch out for your dressmaker, huh? 378 00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:49,781 A French seamstress and whore on the side. 379 00:42:49,906 --> 00:42:51,532 That can kind of heady! 380 00:42:51,657 --> 00:42:54,243 She can influence you, Lola, don't forget that. 381 00:42:54,368 --> 00:42:56,079 Shut up! 382 00:42:56,204 --> 00:42:59,582 How could I fall in love with an idiot like that? 383 00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:02,543 I'll be waiting at the bar. 384 00:43:05,213 --> 00:43:09,217 All of a sudden it rains. What weather? Look at it! 385 00:43:09,342 --> 00:43:12,053 Unpredictable, like women. Yeah. 386 00:43:21,854 --> 00:43:23,898 (Doorbell rings) 387 00:43:24,982 --> 00:43:27,360 Un moment, j 'arrive. Mon D/eu/ 388 00:43:29,862 --> 00:43:33,449 - Oh, it's you. I was about to call you. - Sorry I'm late, madame. 389 00:43:33,574 --> 00:43:37,787 - It started to rain and l... - Yes, yes. It's all right. Come along. 390 00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:41,833 With lightning, too. 391 00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:48,464 - Voila'. - How beautiful. A work of art, madame. 392 00:43:48,589 --> 00:43:51,384 Yes, it's coming along well. Undress and try it on. 393 00:43:51,509 --> 00:43:52,802 Yeah. 394 00:44:00,268 --> 00:44:01,602 Oh! 395 00:44:04,730 --> 00:44:07,942 - Er...afraid it's not possible. - E2' pourquoi? 396 00:44:08,067 --> 00:44:10,153 Don't have any panties. 397 00:44:10,278 --> 00:44:14,490 - What? You lost them by accident? - Well, in a way. 398 00:44:14,615 --> 00:44:17,952 - It was an emergency. - Oh, je comprends. 399 00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:20,913 At your age, very common. It happens often. 400 00:44:21,038 --> 00:44:25,793 Oh, but I havejust what you need. So you undress and I'll be right back. 401 00:44:35,261 --> 00:44:37,555 (Doorbell rings) 402 00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:46,147 - Hurry! - Ah...that's wet. 403 00:44:46,272 --> 00:44:49,108 (Speak French) 404 00:44:54,322 --> 00:44:56,824 - Ah... - Go on. 405 00:44:56,949 --> 00:44:59,076 (André chuckles) 406 00:45:01,078 --> 00:45:02,747 A/lez, al/ez/ 407 00:45:08,669 --> 00:45:12,924 Here we are. These come from Paris, they are trimmed with lace. 408 00:45:13,049 --> 00:45:15,134 Trés chic, cherie. 409 00:45:16,135 --> 00:45:18,971 Thank you, Madame Michelle. You'll have them tomorrow. 410 00:45:19,096 --> 00:45:24,143 Oh, no, no. You can keep them, darling. It will be my wedding gift. 411 00:45:30,483 --> 00:45:34,862 This is a lovely gown, dear, but I think you look best in the nude. 412 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,866 I can't go to church with just a veil. 413 00:45:38,991 --> 00:45:42,245 What a shame. You are perfect as is. 414 00:45:42,370 --> 00:45:44,622 There are many who I know, cherie, 415 00:45:44,747 --> 00:45:49,418 who would pay a fortune for a girl like you are, dear. 416 00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:55,258 - Might you be a virgin? - Yeah, like a dope. 417 00:45:55,383 --> 00:45:59,762 - You said that they would pay a lot? - Beaucoup, beaucoup d 'argenz'. 418 00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:03,182 So many girls sit on a fortune without even knowing it. 419 00:46:03,307 --> 00:46:05,017 There's a gentleman I know 420 00:46:05,142 --> 00:46:07,687 who is ready to pay a fortune, an enormous sum, 421 00:46:07,812 --> 00:46:10,856 just to be near you and admire you. 422 00:46:10,982 --> 00:46:12,441 In total respect. 423 00:46:12,566 --> 00:46:14,902 Ah, no! It's a mania! 424 00:46:15,027 --> 00:46:17,071 "In total respect"! 425 00:46:17,196 --> 00:46:21,242 No, Michelle, I thank you but making love's a lot of fun. 426 00:46:21,367 --> 00:46:23,411 And if it isn't, I don't want to do it. 427 00:46:23,536 --> 00:46:25,246 (Doorbell rings) 428 00:46:25,371 --> 00:46:28,165 Oh, excuse me a minute. 429 00:46:39,885 --> 00:46:44,265 - Madame Carla. - Good evening. How are you, Michelle? 430 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:46,434 - Through there. - Thank you. 431 00:46:48,394 --> 00:46:49,562 (Snorts) 432 00:46:56,902 --> 00:46:58,571 Silly tart. 433 00:46:59,822 --> 00:47:03,701 Oh, man chou. You're a veritable angel. 434 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:15,921 Well, your husband, Madame Michelle, what kind of photos does he do? 435 00:47:16,047 --> 00:47:18,382 Photos of art, my dear. 436 00:47:19,675 --> 00:47:22,595 But models in Italy have no class. 437 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,848 Paris is another world. P/us chic. 438 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,476 Ah... Then why didn't you stay where you were? 439 00:47:28,601 --> 00:47:31,103 For many reasons, my dear. 440 00:47:32,396 --> 00:47:36,150 La guerre, politics. And cinema, the movies. 441 00:47:36,275 --> 00:47:38,736 I worked in wardrobe and he was cameraman. 442 00:47:38,861 --> 00:47:40,946 But that was long ago. 443 00:47:42,656 --> 00:47:44,617 VO/lé/ 444 00:47:47,036 --> 00:47:48,829 Perfection. 445 00:47:48,954 --> 00:47:50,998 Not yet, you're missing the veil. 446 00:47:51,123 --> 00:47:54,418 No moving. You're full of pins. They hurt. 447 00:47:56,921 --> 00:47:58,631 (Giggles) 448 00:48:12,061 --> 00:48:13,562 (Sighs heavily) 449 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:25,658 (André speaking French) 450 00:48:33,082 --> 00:48:36,544 (Carla) I accepted only because they're artistic photos, Signor Andre. 451 00:48:36,669 --> 00:48:41,966 (André) Of course, Signora Carla. Artistic and poetic. 452 00:48:42,675 --> 00:48:45,010 Don't squeeze your legs together. 453 00:48:45,136 --> 00:48:47,388 Now, lift your slip. 454 00:48:47,513 --> 00:48:52,560 Very good. Lean forward. It has to stick out. 455 00:48:52,685 --> 00:48:55,146 (Speaks Italian) 456 00:48:59,817 --> 00:49:02,695 We've just met. I wouldn't want you to think badly of me. 457 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:07,158 On the contrary. Very highly of you, Signora Carla. 458 00:49:07,283 --> 00:49:10,077 Oh, pardon. I was looking for a veil... 459 00:49:10,202 --> 00:49:12,288 (André) You are worthy of D'Annunzio. 460 00:49:12,413 --> 00:49:16,584 (Michelle) You're using the bridal veil as a filter? 461 00:49:17,877 --> 00:49:19,795 (Speaking Italian) 462 00:49:31,557 --> 00:49:33,434 Am I pretty? 463 00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:37,980 Hmm... You're a b/jou. 464 00:49:39,064 --> 00:49:41,192 (Carla) D'Annunzio! 465 00:49:41,317 --> 00:49:47,072 (I Gramophone plays EDITH PIAF: "Non, je ne regrette rien") 466 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:21,357 Here you are, darling. 467 00:50:24,485 --> 00:50:27,029 And your veil... You like it? 468 00:50:28,447 --> 00:50:30,783 I don't know. It's a veil. 469 00:50:30,908 --> 00:50:34,161 What's the matter, dear? Are you upset? 470 00:50:34,286 --> 00:50:38,749 Oh, it's nothing. Could be the gloomy day and that everything here is so dark. 471 00:50:38,874 --> 00:50:42,336 Oh, it often happens the first time you put on a wedding gown. 472 00:50:42,461 --> 00:50:45,839 But you get over it. It's just a bit of cafara'. 473 00:50:45,965 --> 00:50:48,008 Huh? A bit Of ca...? 474 00:50:48,133 --> 00:50:50,844 En frangais, you say "cafard". 475 00:50:50,970 --> 00:50:53,764 Oh, I know. That's melancholy. 476 00:50:53,889 --> 00:50:56,183 André says that to mama when she's sad. 477 00:50:56,308 --> 00:50:59,853 Oui. You're melancholic and sad. 478 00:51:07,069 --> 00:51:09,029 No, I'm not sad. It's only that... 479 00:51:09,154 --> 00:51:11,824 Only that it itches like hell! 480 00:51:11,949 --> 00:51:15,327 Oh, bravo, Lola! When it itches, it itches. 481 00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:18,539 Which, of course, is nothing to do with being a bride. 482 00:51:36,140 --> 00:51:38,851 (I GLENN MILLER: "ln The Mood") 483 00:52:06,253 --> 00:52:09,381 - Pretty long time! - I took the time it took. 484 00:52:14,511 --> 00:52:16,889 - Did it come out right? - Hm-mm. 485 00:52:17,014 --> 00:52:18,807 (Grunts) 486 00:52:34,948 --> 00:52:37,910 - You want a drink or something? - Erm... 487 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:41,622 - Marsala wine. - That's pretty strong! 488 00:52:41,747 --> 00:52:44,833 Too bad. I feel like Marsala. 489 00:52:46,585 --> 00:52:48,545 One Marsala! 490 00:52:56,428 --> 00:52:58,055 (I Music ends) 491 00:52:59,973 --> 00:53:03,769 Look what a nice wedding gift I got from Madame Michelle. 492 00:53:06,355 --> 00:53:08,065 - (Tommaso) Cover up! - Why? 493 00:53:09,441 --> 00:53:11,610 - They're looking at you. - Too bad! 494 00:53:31,797 --> 00:53:35,718 Po, you're staring at the girl! You're gonna get the guy all riled up. 495 00:53:35,843 --> 00:53:39,304 What are you worried about? It's not like we're back in Palermo. 496 00:53:39,430 --> 00:53:44,935 We're up north. They're nice, they don't get offended if you look at their broads. 497 00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:48,188 Sit like a lady or there'll be trouble. 498 00:53:48,313 --> 00:53:51,066 Oh, Tommaso, you're such a bore! 499 00:53:59,116 --> 00:54:00,284 (Hiccoughs) 500 00:54:04,496 --> 00:54:07,916 (I CARLA BONI: "Mambo ltaliano") 501 00:54:12,504 --> 00:54:16,175 Oh-yo-yo! I'm dying. She's crazy! 502 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:19,303 Now the fun starts. 503 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:30,564 I Hey, mambo, Mambo ltaliano 504 00:54:30,689 --> 00:54:33,442 I Hey, mambo, Mambo ltaliano... 505 00:55:33,377 --> 00:55:35,462 Come on, Lola, let's get out of here! 506 00:55:35,587 --> 00:55:38,549 - I'm not going anywhere. - What do you mean? 507 00:55:38,674 --> 00:55:41,343 No. Besides, it's raining. 508 00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:44,137 Got to go to the john too. 509 00:55:50,978 --> 00:55:52,771 Oh, erm... 510 00:55:54,231 --> 00:55:57,484 - If you need help... - Ha-ha(!) 511 00:55:57,609 --> 00:56:00,070 I'm at your disposal. 512 00:56:00,195 --> 00:56:01,822 (Laughter) 513 00:56:01,947 --> 00:56:03,615 - See her? - You deserved it! 514 00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:06,952 - She's on the make. - Look, look, he's getting edgy. 515 00:56:15,961 --> 00:56:17,796 (I Music finishes) 516 00:56:29,182 --> 00:56:33,061 (I CHUBBY CHECKER: "Let's Twist Again") 517 00:56:33,186 --> 00:56:35,272 I Now, you're looking good 518 00:56:35,397 --> 00:56:38,233 I I'm gonna sing my song, it won't take long 519 00:56:38,358 --> 00:56:41,653 I We gonna do the twist and it goes like this 520 00:56:42,988 --> 00:56:48,160 I Come on, let's twist again like we did last summer 521 00:56:48,285 --> 00:56:54,166 I Yeah, let's twist again like we did last year... 522 00:58:02,859 --> 00:58:04,069 (I Music stops) 523 00:58:05,070 --> 00:58:07,280 - What the...? - That's enough now! 524 00:58:07,406 --> 00:58:10,909 - What, are you crazy or something? - You're coming with me. 525 00:58:11,034 --> 00:58:14,997 - Watch your manners. - Let go. Who do you think you are? 526 00:58:15,122 --> 00:58:17,040 You dance with me from now on. 527 00:58:17,165 --> 00:58:20,043 - We made the north jealous! - I'll bust your head in! 528 00:58:20,168 --> 00:58:22,254 Get your hands off him! 529 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:26,508 Hold it, we'll give him a lesson! 530 00:58:29,761 --> 00:58:33,807 On the pinball? Hey, not on the machine! 531 00:58:33,932 --> 00:58:37,019 I don't have to marry you. I'm free to do whatever I damn please! 532 00:58:37,144 --> 00:58:40,022 - Yeah, lwish lwere too. - Goodbye! 533 00:58:40,147 --> 00:58:42,399 Break it up! 534 00:58:43,442 --> 00:58:45,193 That's enough. 535 00:58:45,318 --> 00:58:47,112 (Car horn blares) 536 00:58:48,363 --> 00:58:51,658 Hey, Miss? Hop in, I'll give you a lift. 537 00:58:51,783 --> 00:58:54,286 I'll go where you go. Wherever that is. 538 00:58:55,537 --> 00:58:58,623 Come on, hop in. What are you afraid of? 539 00:58:58,749 --> 00:59:03,670 I'm a gentleman, I am. Can't you tell? Come on, Miss, get in the car. 540 00:59:03,795 --> 00:59:05,672 (Horn beeps) 541 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:13,805 Lola! 542 00:59:17,309 --> 00:59:18,393 Lola! 543 00:59:18,518 --> 00:59:19,978 Get in, let's go! 544 00:59:24,024 --> 00:59:25,442 (Tommaso) Lola! 545 00:59:26,902 --> 00:59:28,945 (Driver) Now! Now! 546 00:59:34,785 --> 00:59:36,828 Lola, where are you going? 547 00:59:48,006 --> 00:59:51,134 How did it go? You lost the gadget? 548 00:59:51,259 --> 00:59:52,844 What gadget? 549 00:59:52,969 --> 00:59:55,555 The dude who was hollering like he had a fever. 550 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,391 - You're Lola, aren't you? - Lola...? Er, no. 551 00:59:58,517 --> 01:00:01,144 - Oh, really? - My name's Zaira. 552 01:00:01,269 --> 01:00:03,021 Zaira, it's a pleasure. 553 01:00:03,146 --> 01:00:07,109 You're talking to Lenzi Remo the furrier, absolute best furrier in the business. 554 01:00:07,234 --> 01:00:09,820 - A-number one. - Oh... 555 01:00:09,945 --> 01:00:12,072 Would you like to take a peek? 556 01:00:12,197 --> 01:00:14,866 Go ahead, feel how lush they are. 557 01:00:19,204 --> 01:00:23,458 Ah...you got a pretty good chassis there, Zaira. 558 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:28,296 You ever think of modelling? You'd look great in a mink coat. 559 01:00:29,881 --> 01:00:31,675 How about a little music? 560 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,761 (I 1950's Italian pop music) 561 01:00:34,886 --> 01:00:39,766 That's it, relax, honey. Then you can tell me where you have to go. 562 01:00:39,891 --> 01:00:42,185 Maybe you'd like me to close the window... 563 01:00:42,310 --> 01:00:44,980 Er...no, don't close it. 564 01:00:45,105 --> 01:00:47,566 I need the air and the raindrops. 565 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:51,111 What are you afraid of? 566 01:00:51,236 --> 01:00:54,197 Zilch. Nobody. Nothing. 567 01:01:03,248 --> 01:01:05,876 (Moaning) 568 01:01:06,001 --> 01:01:09,004 (Remo) Yeah, you're a winner. 569 01:01:15,677 --> 01:01:17,304 Every little bit. 570 01:01:23,935 --> 01:01:26,021 What a bush! 571 01:01:27,731 --> 01:01:29,232 (She moans) 572 01:02:10,315 --> 01:02:15,028 I get your fr/seur, and you're gonna get all of mine. 573 01:02:15,153 --> 01:02:17,280 Fair exchange. 574 01:02:31,336 --> 01:02:35,173 - Am I pretty? - (André) Oh, more. Even more. 575 01:02:36,007 --> 01:02:39,928 You are the joie de vivre. 576 01:02:48,728 --> 01:02:51,273 (Pepé) Form/dab/e/ 577 01:02:51,398 --> 01:02:54,985 A dream in black and white. 578 01:03:14,004 --> 01:03:16,298 (Flash explodes) 579 01:03:16,423 --> 01:03:18,341 (Gasps) 580 01:03:20,677 --> 01:03:22,679 What the hell are you doing? Where am I? 581 01:03:22,804 --> 01:03:25,598 - You're with me, take it easy. - Let go, I wanna get out of here. 582 01:03:25,724 --> 01:03:28,518 Oh, come on, you come into my car without any panties, 583 01:03:28,643 --> 01:03:31,313 and then you want to turn me into a sucker? 584 01:03:31,438 --> 01:03:33,940 I don't have to turn you, you already are! 585 01:03:34,065 --> 01:03:37,444 So pussy's being sarcastic? I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget. 586 01:03:37,569 --> 01:03:40,613 - Come here, Miss No Panties! - Get your hands... 587 01:03:40,739 --> 01:03:42,824 (He groans in pain) 588 01:03:46,828 --> 01:03:49,039 You bitch! Are you crazy or something? 589 01:03:49,164 --> 01:03:52,375 You wanna hit, you smartass? Here, now stop it! 590 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:55,879 You wiggle your ass, then you do your virgin modern bit. 591 01:03:56,004 --> 01:03:59,758 Zaira, you know what you are, huh? Zaira, you know what? 592 01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:02,677 A hunk of tail! A hooker! Yeah! 593 01:04:02,802 --> 01:04:05,972 Where the hell do you think you're going? Where the fuck...? 594 01:04:06,097 --> 01:04:09,267 Aargh! No, you don't! Come here, gimme a piece of that! 595 01:04:09,392 --> 01:04:11,519 (Screams in pain) 596 01:04:11,644 --> 01:04:15,190 Aargh, right in the soft part, right in the nuts! 597 01:04:15,315 --> 01:04:20,153 - I'll get you yet! - Oh, yeah? Then come on out! 598 01:04:20,278 --> 01:04:25,450 - I dare you! - That's not fair play, it's not fair play! 599 01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:35,919 (Laughs) 600 01:05:38,857 --> 01:05:40,733 (Thunderclap) 601 01:06:13,224 --> 01:06:14,893 (Laughs) 602 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,793 ('Doorbell rings') 603 01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:44,214 (Ringing) 604 01:06:46,591 --> 01:06:49,260 (Woman) Coming! Coming! 605 01:06:49,385 --> 01:06:51,429 (Footsteps approach) 606 01:06:54,098 --> 01:06:57,268 - It's your Masetto. - Don't keep him waiting. 607 01:06:59,395 --> 01:07:00,897 Enter, dear. 608 01:07:09,239 --> 01:07:11,908 Ah, splendid book. 609 01:07:12,033 --> 01:07:14,827 Here's someone who finally says loud and clear 610 01:07:14,953 --> 01:07:17,163 that they shouldn't have closed down the houses 611 01:07:17,288 --> 01:07:21,000 and that, as a result, society ladies are now putting out for free. 612 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:23,920 That bitchy senator, it's on account of her. 613 01:07:24,045 --> 01:07:27,507 - She's probably doing for nothing. - I didn't come for any senator. 614 01:07:27,632 --> 01:07:30,134 It's you I come for. 615 01:07:31,469 --> 01:07:35,473 Hey, look at you. You'd think you were shipwrecked! 616 01:07:36,641 --> 01:07:40,770 Got in a brawl, huh? You can tell me. 617 01:07:40,895 --> 01:07:43,690 Look, I came here to get laid not to fuck around. 618 01:07:43,815 --> 01:07:48,736 Yeah, well, before you start, Tootsie, let's dry you off a little, huh? 619 01:07:51,656 --> 01:07:55,034 Relax now, take it easy. Your Wilma's here with you. 620 01:07:56,452 --> 01:07:59,998 Good boy. You dry your hair now. 621 01:08:00,123 --> 01:08:03,251 Let's hope you didn't drench your money too. 622 01:08:05,461 --> 01:08:08,047 Oh, let go, I'll do it. 623 01:08:11,843 --> 01:08:13,511 Hmm? 624 01:08:17,724 --> 01:08:19,851 So, what happened to your finger? 625 01:08:19,976 --> 01:08:23,062 You need a new bandage, it's coming apart. 626 01:08:23,187 --> 01:08:26,024 See? I'll do it for you. 627 01:08:35,491 --> 01:08:38,911 What...? What did you do, use it as a band-aid? 628 01:08:39,037 --> 01:08:40,455 (Laughs) 629 01:08:40,580 --> 01:08:42,540 L 'am0ur, /'am0ur./ 630 01:08:42,665 --> 01:08:46,836 She must really be in love with you if she's ready to give up her panties for you. 631 01:08:46,961 --> 01:08:52,342 So tell me, what did you fight over? Another of your ugly, jealous rows? 632 01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:54,802 None of your business. I came here to get laid. 633 01:08:54,927 --> 01:08:58,473 Now you're frustrated and I gotta be your scapegoat. 634 01:08:58,598 --> 01:09:01,476 With the houses closed now, everybody gets his on the run. 635 01:09:01,601 --> 01:09:03,895 No longer any room for foreplay. 636 01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:09,442 In the old sporting houses, us girls had a chance to converse with the clients. 637 01:09:09,567 --> 01:09:12,779 It was a question of principle. For me it was... 638 01:09:12,904 --> 01:09:16,616 A question of principle for a fuck? My poor little Masetto! 639 01:09:16,741 --> 01:09:19,619 - Shut up! - Here, slip it on. 640 01:09:53,111 --> 01:09:57,156 You're always so exciting, Masetto. 641 01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:09,627 So, how do you want me? 642 01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:13,548 Yes, darling, do what you want. 643 01:10:13,673 --> 01:10:16,634 And don't think about her making you angry. 644 01:10:16,759 --> 01:10:20,847 Come, come get on me. Jump on me. Kiss me if you like. 645 01:10:20,972 --> 01:10:22,849 Oh! 646 01:10:22,974 --> 01:10:26,436 Yes, I'm ready. You drive women crazy. 647 01:10:26,561 --> 01:10:29,439 This is how you have to screw that dumb twat of yours. 648 01:10:29,564 --> 01:10:31,149 Shut up, don't talk. 649 01:10:31,274 --> 01:10:33,735 Forgive me, I won't talk. Let's just enjoy. 650 01:10:33,860 --> 01:10:37,780 I am the dumb twat, not her. Just me, just me! 651 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:45,496 Lola! 652 01:11:22,492 --> 01:11:24,744 Tell me something, Wilma. 653 01:11:24,869 --> 01:11:26,954 Why's Lola so spiteful? 654 01:11:27,079 --> 01:11:29,165 Oh, sweet boy. 655 01:11:29,290 --> 01:11:33,294 You should know that love is all spite. 656 01:11:41,636 --> 01:11:43,304 (Thunderclap) 657 01:11:52,688 --> 01:11:54,607 Hm...what happened to you? 658 01:11:54,732 --> 01:11:57,610 Oh, caught in a rain storm. 659 01:11:57,735 --> 01:11:59,821 Aren't you up early? 660 01:11:59,946 --> 01:12:02,198 I was getting ready to go out hunting. 661 01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:07,161 Pepé is coming by later. 662 01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:12,750 - And mama? - Upstairs. Asleep. 663 01:12:14,544 --> 01:12:16,128 (Chuckles) 664 01:12:17,296 --> 01:12:21,092 Here...dry yourself. 665 01:12:21,217 --> 01:12:23,803 You'll catch your death. Here. 666 01:12:23,928 --> 01:12:27,139 Gotta take these off first, they're sopping. 667 01:12:30,393 --> 01:12:31,853 Oh... 668 01:12:31,978 --> 01:12:35,231 Then hang it in front of me if it bothers you. 669 01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:42,822 Huh? What's the matter? 670 01:12:42,947 --> 01:12:46,784 You're the father you say you are...aren't you? 671 01:12:58,129 --> 01:13:00,381 All done. You can dry me now. 672 01:13:00,506 --> 01:13:02,800 - Finished? - ls something missing? 673 01:13:02,925 --> 01:13:05,094 It's all I got. 674 01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,721 (Laughs) 675 01:13:18,482 --> 01:13:21,068 Well, what happened? Did you... 676 01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:25,531 ...have a fight with Tommaso? 677 01:13:25,656 --> 01:13:27,742 It's over with him. 678 01:13:34,832 --> 01:13:38,044 Go on. What happened? 679 01:13:38,169 --> 01:13:41,839 Tsk! The usual. He's your opposite. 680 01:13:44,175 --> 01:13:47,219 With him, there's no kidding, no fooling around, no dreaming. 681 01:13:47,345 --> 01:13:50,723 He keeps saying no, no, no, as usual. 682 01:13:50,848 --> 01:13:55,853 He's always making a scene. He's jealous of anybody I say hello to. 683 01:13:56,896 --> 01:13:59,690 Even of my father. 684 01:14:02,193 --> 01:14:05,905 Maybe he's right. You can't lock up la joie de vivre. 685 01:14:07,031 --> 01:14:10,034 - Or could he be wrong? - Do you love him? 686 01:14:13,037 --> 01:14:14,497 I don't know. 687 01:14:14,622 --> 01:14:16,707 There are two Lolas. 688 01:14:18,376 --> 01:14:20,461 One wants Masetto. 689 01:14:24,006 --> 01:14:25,883 And the other... 690 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:33,057 Dry yourself. 691 01:14:48,739 --> 01:14:52,034 Here, drink this. It'll do you good. 692 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:02,837 - Are you all right? - What is that? 693 01:15:08,134 --> 01:15:11,470 Find me a dress that's dry. Go look inside my room. 694 01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:14,098 Hm... Not even "please". 695 01:15:15,141 --> 01:15:17,435 Why don't you go and fetch it yourself? 696 01:15:18,936 --> 01:15:20,855 Because if I go... 697 01:15:22,148 --> 01:15:24,692 ...who knows, will I return? 698 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,170 - What are you looking at? - The moon, it's so white. 699 01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:10,589 Huh... So am I. 700 01:17:11,465 --> 01:17:14,260 Ou 'esz'-ce qu 'e//e esz' belle. 701 01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:18,264 Elle esz' belle. 702 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,728 - Like a posed photograph? - Oh, better. 703 01:17:26,063 --> 01:17:28,482 (He speaks Italian) 704 01:17:34,196 --> 01:17:36,073 - Get dressed. - No, you dress me! 705 01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:40,119 Come here, you! Come here. Now put this on. 706 01:17:41,245 --> 01:17:44,790 - How did you find this one? - ljust followed my nose. 707 01:17:47,126 --> 01:17:50,296 I can just see you snooping around in my room when I'm not there. 708 01:17:50,421 --> 01:17:54,633 And you? You come snooping around even when I'm here. 709 01:18:03,058 --> 01:18:07,188 - You're still going to marry Tommaso? - No, not any more. 710 01:18:07,313 --> 01:18:09,106 Then you can carry on making him jealous. 711 01:18:09,231 --> 01:18:11,734 Not marry Tommaso? Want to bet? 712 01:18:11,859 --> 01:18:13,903 Ooh, easy! Bet what? 713 01:18:14,028 --> 01:18:15,779 Me. 714 01:18:16,906 --> 01:18:20,451 - Don'tjoke, baby girl. - No, it's a fact. 715 01:18:20,576 --> 01:18:23,787 Though I'm promised to Tommaso, it is you who are... 716 01:18:23,913 --> 01:18:25,915 ...luring me away. 717 01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,125 Don't talk foolishly. 718 01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,628 I'm your father. 719 01:18:34,048 --> 01:18:36,342 Well, are you? 720 01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:38,844 Or aren't you? 721 01:18:41,764 --> 01:18:44,183 André! Lola! 722 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,269 - You little slut! - All right, all right... 723 01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:50,522 - Dirty slut! - All right, nothing happened. 724 01:18:56,487 --> 01:18:58,697 - The Wench! - Look who's talking. 725 01:18:58,822 --> 01:19:02,576 I saw your sleazy bordello photographs. Congratulations. 726 01:19:02,701 --> 01:19:05,579 I can accept the others, but not my daughter! 727 01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:08,582 Dirty lech! You turned her into your lover! 728 01:19:08,707 --> 01:19:12,378 - Admit it! I want to know... - What's there to know, you jealous idiot? 729 01:19:12,503 --> 01:19:15,756 She came in here soaked to the skin and I helped to dry her. 730 01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:18,175 That is all. That is all! 731 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:21,637 - (Sobs) - I want to know everything from you. 732 01:19:21,762 --> 01:19:24,723 - Everything what? - And this time... 733 01:19:24,848 --> 01:19:26,892 ...l want the truth. 734 01:19:28,352 --> 01:19:30,521 Is Lola my daughter? 735 01:19:32,606 --> 01:19:34,483 Got it on your mind, huh? 736 01:19:34,608 --> 01:19:37,611 She could've been your daughter, but you preferred her to be mine! 737 01:19:37,736 --> 01:19:40,489 And I played along, letting you live in doubt, 738 01:19:40,614 --> 01:19:43,534 a doubt that would protect her while saving our own love. 739 01:19:43,659 --> 01:19:46,036 But nothing will stop you, nothing! 740 01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:49,873 Because your libido is so perverted and instead of showing restraint, 741 01:19:49,999 --> 01:19:51,834 it excited you, you pig! 742 01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:53,544 (She cries) 743 01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:07,349 Lola's father is Jean. Go on, take another swat at me. 744 01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:11,145 Good old Jean, your machinist friend on the Normandie, eh? 745 01:20:11,270 --> 01:20:14,565 He introduced us, he was my lover. 746 01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:16,775 And you knew it all along. 747 01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:21,530 Lola was already on her way before I met you. 748 01:20:21,655 --> 01:20:25,576 It was that pig's goodbye present. Nice, huh? You pig. 749 01:20:25,701 --> 01:20:29,121 And now that you know Lola's not your daughter, run to her! 750 01:20:29,246 --> 01:20:31,457 It's not true, no, no! 751 01:20:31,582 --> 01:20:35,586 You know I could never love anybody but you. 752 01:20:38,881 --> 01:20:41,592 - No, you pig! - No, no, no... 753 01:20:41,717 --> 01:20:43,969 - Pig! Pig! - No, no, no... 754 01:20:44,094 --> 01:20:46,388 Can't you feel me? 755 01:20:46,513 --> 01:20:50,184 Feel the way I love you? Yes! 756 01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:55,147 - I sense you love her. - No, no, no! 757 01:20:55,272 --> 01:20:57,900 You know it's not true. 758 01:20:58,025 --> 01:21:01,278 No, it's for you. For you! 759 01:21:02,613 --> 01:21:08,160 No woman has ever excited me the way as you excite me so quickly. 760 01:21:08,285 --> 01:21:11,622 - No, I saw you. - You didn't see anything. 761 01:21:12,664 --> 01:21:15,334 You know there's only you. 762 01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:21,215 I could never love anybody the way I love you. 763 01:21:25,886 --> 01:21:28,138 - Yes... - You pig... 764 01:21:37,106 --> 01:21:39,691 Bite me. Yes. 765 01:21:39,817 --> 01:21:41,026 Bite me! 766 01:21:57,418 --> 01:22:00,671 (Singing Italian pop song) 767 01:22:02,673 --> 01:22:05,217 Will you shut up, you ball-breaker? 768 01:22:05,342 --> 01:22:07,886 (Continues humming) 769 01:22:08,011 --> 01:22:10,431 What's wrong, you don't like the song? 770 01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:13,058 No! And you neither! 771 01:22:14,935 --> 01:22:16,687 (Metallic crash) 772 01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:23,569 - Well, what's to look at? - Hm...the rolls are not done yet? 773 01:22:23,694 --> 01:22:28,365 Huh? Well, obviously not if I closed the oven, stupid! 774 01:22:29,575 --> 01:22:33,203 Strange. According to the clock, they should be out. 775 01:22:35,289 --> 01:22:39,460 Oh, really? You're gonna tell me how to run a bakery now, are you? 776 01:22:39,585 --> 01:22:43,630 Look, if you can't get your rocks off with Lola, don't take it out on me. 777 01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:46,717 What? You son of a bitch... 778 01:22:50,012 --> 01:22:54,266 Listen, sweetpea, you just mention Lola's name and you're dead, clear? 779 01:22:54,391 --> 01:22:57,644 Yeah, loud and clear. Mustn't name. 780 01:23:03,025 --> 01:23:04,735 Clear, my ass! You punk! 781 01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:10,032 (indistinct shouting and swearing) 782 01:23:27,132 --> 01:23:29,635 The bread! The bread's burning! 783 01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,897 (coughing) 784 01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:53,200 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 785 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,835 Stupid! Look what you did. 786 01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,465 What I did? 787 01:24:16,848 --> 01:24:18,934 (Birdsong) 788 01:26:04,831 --> 01:26:08,043 Masetto! 789 01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:34,528 - Anything else? - Some fresh buns. 790 01:26:34,653 --> 01:26:38,198 I'm sorry, but the hand-rolled bread is gonna take a little longer, Signora. 791 01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:41,451 - Really? Why ever? - Ah, 'tis a whimsy of ovens. 792 01:26:41,576 --> 01:26:45,080 And of bakers whose thoughts are far from their work. 793 01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:48,041 You're being unjust, come on. They're about to get hooked. 794 01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:52,295 Unfortunately. The girl's a tropical disease which is incurable. 795 01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:55,966 Your son's marrying the disease, not you. And he's probably immune. 796 01:26:56,091 --> 01:27:01,680 Better pray the girl doesn't take after that whoremongering Signor André. 797 01:27:01,805 --> 01:27:05,350 - You're talking of our future in-law. - In-law? That scoundrel? 798 01:27:05,475 --> 01:27:08,186 If I learn that Lola is officially Signor André's daughter, 799 01:27:08,311 --> 01:27:11,356 you can be sure she'll not marry Masetto! 800 01:27:11,481 --> 01:27:13,692 Good morning! 801 01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:17,571 - How are you doing, Lola? The usual? - No, today no bread, just Masetto. 802 01:27:17,696 --> 01:27:21,867 - Just stay out of there, you hear? - He's got a supplementary batch to do. 803 01:27:21,992 --> 01:27:25,245 Don't distract him too much, sweetie. 804 01:27:26,204 --> 01:27:27,497 Ha! 805 01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:32,252 They burned the bread, by chance? 806 01:27:34,296 --> 01:27:36,339 Just look at her. 807 01:27:40,927 --> 01:27:43,680 Hi! You burned the bread, huh? 808 01:27:43,805 --> 01:27:46,892 Don't get cheeky. Look at the way she shows up. 809 01:27:47,017 --> 01:27:49,519 As far as that goes, you look like a pretzel. 810 01:27:49,644 --> 01:27:53,565 Every minute of the day, you're jealous. You in that bar with those soldiers... 811 01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:57,360 And then ordering me to get in the car with that awful man. 812 01:27:57,486 --> 01:27:59,738 I ordered you to get in the car? 813 01:27:59,863 --> 01:28:02,824 It was your doing on account of your sick jealous phobia. 814 01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:06,536 - Wanna know what took place in there? - Go on. 815 01:28:06,661 --> 01:28:09,706 - Poor Tomasetto! - Don't give me that shit! Talk! 816 01:28:09,831 --> 01:28:11,583 Go on! 817 01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:13,752 I was forced to consent. 818 01:28:13,877 --> 01:28:17,714 Huh? Forced to consent...? 819 01:28:17,839 --> 01:28:19,883 (Screams) 820 01:28:20,926 --> 01:28:23,970 One word out of you and you're dead! Mind the ovens! 821 01:28:24,095 --> 01:28:26,932 - Get in here. - Take that! 822 01:28:27,057 --> 01:28:30,101 What's all this bullshit? If it's true, I'll strangle you, you little bitch! 823 01:28:30,227 --> 01:28:32,229 Talk! Go ahead, talk! Go on! 824 01:28:32,354 --> 01:28:35,106 - I was forsaken! Forsaken! - What the fuck does that mean? 825 01:28:35,232 --> 01:28:38,026 He took a back alley the minute I got into his car. 826 01:28:38,151 --> 01:28:41,112 Pervert finally parks and I'm sitting there like a goose. 827 01:28:41,238 --> 01:28:45,617 Then all of a sudden he notices I don't have any panties. 828 01:28:45,742 --> 01:28:48,662 I did everything to break away, but he... 829 01:28:48,787 --> 01:28:51,456 he jumped on top of me and tied my arms and legs. 830 01:28:51,581 --> 01:28:54,668 Then I called out, called out to you. 831 01:28:54,793 --> 01:28:57,754 Oh, how I called out to you, Masetto, you'll never know. 832 01:28:57,879 --> 01:29:00,090 I was forsaken. 833 01:29:00,215 --> 01:29:02,050 And? 834 01:29:02,175 --> 01:29:08,139 And I said, "You mustn't! To a virgin girl, you mustn't! I'm a virgin!" 835 01:29:08,265 --> 01:29:12,853 But all he did was to spread me with all the force he had 836 01:29:12,978 --> 01:29:15,063 and unleashed his libido. 837 01:29:15,188 --> 01:29:19,234 His what? Come on, spit it out. What did he do? 838 01:29:19,359 --> 01:29:23,822 He took his dick out and slipped it inside me! You got it, lunkhead? 839 01:29:23,947 --> 01:29:29,160 He took my cherry, is what he did. My virginity, and it's all your fault! 840 01:29:32,831 --> 01:29:35,333 It's a load of crap, you made the whole thing up. 841 01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:39,004 It happened, and if you don't believe it, take a look! 842 01:29:39,129 --> 01:29:40,213 What? 843 01:29:48,805 --> 01:29:52,851 Take a look at what? What's to look at, you little slut? 844 01:29:52,976 --> 01:29:57,314 I'll give you something to look at. Here! Here, you slut! You cunt! 845 01:29:57,439 --> 01:30:00,150 Wench! Wench! Wench! 846 01:30:00,275 --> 01:30:02,861 Wench! Wench! Wench! Wench! 847 01:30:02,986 --> 01:30:05,697 - Slut! - Yeah, slut! 848 01:30:05,822 --> 01:30:07,949 Cunt! Horny little Wench! 849 01:30:08,074 --> 01:30:11,286 Deflower me, deflower me. 850 01:30:13,371 --> 01:30:15,707 You lied to me, you lied! 851 01:30:15,832 --> 01:30:17,959 Why did you lie? 852 01:30:23,381 --> 01:30:24,883 You liar! 853 01:30:27,594 --> 01:30:29,179 (G roans) 854 01:30:39,356 --> 01:30:42,192 Tell me why you made up all that baloney. 855 01:30:43,610 --> 01:30:46,071 To help you take the initiative. 856 01:30:46,196 --> 01:30:49,074 Give me a towel or something, I'm such a mess. 857 01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:01,419 Here, take this, it's clean. 858 01:31:01,544 --> 01:31:04,381 We use it to cover the dough to help it rise. 859 01:31:04,506 --> 01:31:07,092 That's just what I need, especially now. 860 01:31:07,217 --> 01:31:12,263 - I could start getting big all of a sudden. - Doesn't matter. 861 01:31:12,389 --> 01:31:17,268 We'll just tell the dressmaker to hurry up and finish your gown. 862 01:31:18,895 --> 01:31:21,231 I love you, love you, love you. 863 01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:40,792 Hey, hussy! What's a cockerel doing here? 864 01:31:40,917 --> 01:31:43,211 (Woman) The poor thing's in mourning. 865 01:31:43,336 --> 01:31:47,590 All the lovelies gathered in our midst, there's but one who heads the list! 866 01:31:47,716 --> 01:31:49,759 Who else but Lola? 867 01:31:51,386 --> 01:31:55,265 Tired, my young baker? Dress up tonight and let me take her! 868 01:31:56,975 --> 01:32:01,646 Give me one too. Yoo-whoo! Give me one too! 869 01:32:01,771 --> 01:32:03,773 (Pepé) Coming, dear. 870 01:32:04,774 --> 01:32:06,484 Hmm? 871 01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:09,779 Take it, take it. 872 01:32:12,282 --> 01:32:18,204 My conjugal duties require that I uphold my husband's offer. 873 01:32:18,329 --> 01:32:20,081 (Screams in pain) 874 01:32:33,595 --> 01:32:35,096 (Hiccoughs) 875 01:32:35,221 --> 01:32:37,182 A toast to our first night, Monsieur. 876 01:32:41,811 --> 01:32:47,525 I'm bursting, I'm so full. Careful, it's holding me up! Careful! No, no! 877 01:32:47,650 --> 01:32:49,152 Boss, wow! 878 01:32:50,653 --> 01:32:53,782 Never seen one of those. 879 01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:56,659 Give the bride a bustier, lad. 880 01:32:56,785 --> 01:32:59,037 Bus the bride, bus the bride! 881 01:32:59,162 --> 01:33:02,415 (All) Bus the bride! Bus the bride! 882 01:33:02,540 --> 01:33:05,251 Bus the bride! Bus the bride! 883 01:33:05,376 --> 01:33:07,378 Bus the bride! 884 01:33:07,504 --> 01:33:09,380 Bus the bride! Bus the bride! 885 01:33:09,506 --> 01:33:12,092 You've been bawling since we left the church. Let's be happy. 886 01:33:12,217 --> 01:33:13,635 Give me a kiss. 887 01:33:17,931 --> 01:33:20,517 I have to do something, it won't take long. 888 01:33:20,642 --> 01:33:22,602 - Pee-pee? - And... 889 01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:25,897 What do you mean, "and"? You starting again? 890 01:33:26,022 --> 01:33:30,652 Ah-ha! You're not to ask questions. Wait and I'll tell you. 891 01:33:30,777 --> 01:33:32,529 (Giggles) 892 01:33:54,509 --> 01:33:57,262 (Zaira) I've never seen such a wedding in these parts. 893 01:33:57,387 --> 01:34:00,098 And you couldn't have done more had she been your daughter. 894 01:34:00,223 --> 01:34:02,934 Yes, I think it's all gone wonderfully well, my darling. 895 01:34:03,059 --> 01:34:06,771 But I better go check the wedding cake, la p/éce de résisfance. 896 01:34:06,896 --> 01:34:08,982 Excusez-moi. 897 01:34:12,735 --> 01:34:16,447 Right, Zaira, let's have one of you kissing the groom. 898 01:34:22,579 --> 01:34:24,581 (Shutter clicks) 899 01:34:33,339 --> 01:34:35,258 (I Music stops) 900 01:34:38,928 --> 01:34:43,308 They say there are only three things in the world that leave no traces. 901 01:34:43,433 --> 01:34:46,769 A gull high up in the air, a halibut in the ocean... 902 01:34:46,895 --> 01:34:49,189 And a cock inside a pussy! 903 01:34:49,314 --> 01:34:51,191 (Raucous laughter) 904 01:34:51,316 --> 01:34:54,277 - Yeah, that's my Wilma! - (She screams) 905 01:34:55,695 --> 01:34:59,657 We thank the Lord for womanhood, we thank the Lord, we think it's good. 906 01:34:59,782 --> 01:35:02,327 And I, a friar, I touch one there, 907 01:35:02,452 --> 01:35:04,621 and... Oops! I feel it here! 908 01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:11,461 And tomorrow we shall all be penitent. 909 01:35:12,462 --> 01:35:14,339 Stop your moaning, Agnes, for goodness sake. 910 01:35:14,464 --> 01:35:16,841 Eat up that good food and tonight I'll do you! 911 01:35:16,966 --> 01:35:18,801 Oh! Oh, not here! 912 01:35:58,925 --> 01:36:00,343 I, er... 913 01:36:01,803 --> 01:36:05,390 - I have a present for you. - And I too. 914 01:36:05,515 --> 01:36:08,643 Only you mustn't tell anybody else, though. 915 01:36:15,358 --> 01:36:18,111 It has to be our little secret. 916 01:36:18,236 --> 01:36:19,445 Like mine. 917 01:36:27,036 --> 01:36:28,538 Oh! 918 01:36:33,376 --> 01:36:35,712 I declare you... 919 01:36:37,672 --> 01:36:39,549 ...a member... 920 01:36:41,426 --> 01:36:43,386 ...of my club. 921 01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:54,230 Oh, André. It's stupendous. 922 01:36:58,818 --> 01:37:02,280 All right, all right... Now, what about my present? 923 01:37:04,449 --> 01:37:07,452 As you know, you were right, I married Tommaso, 924 01:37:07,577 --> 01:37:10,455 and so I lost the bet. 925 01:37:10,580 --> 01:37:11,914 Ah... 926 01:37:14,959 --> 01:37:16,836 You won, André. 927 01:37:18,254 --> 01:37:20,757 And I have to pay. 928 01:37:31,267 --> 01:37:32,727 Stop, stop! 929 01:37:40,735 --> 01:37:43,905 You're making a mistake. 930 01:37:44,030 --> 01:37:48,034 I'd like to give you a souvenir to remember me by. 931 01:37:52,205 --> 01:37:54,040 - Here, look. - Ah! 932 01:37:56,542 --> 01:38:00,213 You have every right. You won. 933 01:38:04,634 --> 01:38:06,094 Lola, I... 934 01:38:07,053 --> 01:38:10,139 I've never met anybody like you. 935 01:38:11,557 --> 01:38:13,476 Norl like you. 936 01:38:14,227 --> 01:38:17,730 I am a very lucky man. 937 01:38:17,855 --> 01:38:20,608 Didn't you know that whoever gives me pleasure 938 01:38:20,733 --> 01:38:23,361 is surely lucky, huh? 939 01:38:29,951 --> 01:38:31,869 (Cheering and clapping) 940 01:38:34,664 --> 01:38:37,625 Bride? Where's the bride? 941 01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:40,211 Get your bride, son, before I do! 942 01:38:40,336 --> 01:38:44,257 We want the bride! We want the bride! 943 01:38:44,382 --> 01:38:45,883 (Cheering) 944 01:38:48,344 --> 01:38:50,263 You all right? 945 01:38:58,521 --> 01:39:00,731 Are you ready? 946 01:39:01,983 --> 01:39:03,401 (Shutter clicks) 947 01:39:03,526 --> 01:39:07,155 (Drum roll crescendos) 948 01:39:09,615 --> 01:39:11,576 Bus the bride. 949 01:39:11,701 --> 01:39:13,536 Bus the bride! Bus the bride! 950 01:39:18,541 --> 01:39:20,585 (Cheering) 951 01:39:27,091 --> 01:39:30,553 (I Band plays rock 'n' roll music) 952 01:39:33,097 --> 01:39:35,016 Ah, come on, let's dance! 953 01:39:36,225 --> 01:39:39,103 (André) More champagne! 954 01:39:39,228 --> 01:39:42,190 (Music over dialogue) 955 01:40:51,634 --> 01:40:54,554 Think it'll last or they'll be cheating? 956 01:40:54,679 --> 01:40:57,932 - Her on him or him on her? - Works both ways. 957 01:41:01,060 --> 01:41:04,522 They're wild about each other, that's all that matters. 958 01:41:04,647 --> 01:41:07,900 - What does fidelity have to do with love? - Everything. 959 01:41:08,025 --> 01:41:10,820 Ha! No, no, it doesn't. 960 01:41:11,737 --> 01:41:14,782 - It has nothing to with it. - It does, it does. 961 01:41:14,907 --> 01:41:16,742 No! 962 01:41:20,663 --> 01:41:23,916 - Look what a nice gift I got from André. - It's beautiful. 963 01:41:24,041 --> 01:41:26,127 Are you wearing the dressmaker's gift too? 964 01:41:26,252 --> 01:41:29,964 - No, no panties. - What do you mean, no panties? 965 01:41:30,089 --> 01:41:33,551 I removed two things, my panties and the veil, when I went upstairs. 966 01:41:33,676 --> 01:41:35,761 - They made me itchy. - You're always itchy. 967 01:41:35,886 --> 01:41:37,638 Yep! 968 01:41:41,892 --> 01:41:44,020 Be on the level, Lola. 969 01:41:44,145 --> 01:41:47,648 So long as you don't ask, I'll always be on the level. 970 01:41:50,026 --> 01:41:53,029 Don't tell me you're still jealous, now that we're married. 971 01:41:53,154 --> 01:41:55,239 Above all, now! 972 01:41:57,533 --> 01:41:59,744 You feel sorry for having done it? 973 01:41:59,869 --> 01:42:03,122 I'm not so sure. It's the first time I get married. 974 01:42:04,332 --> 01:42:07,168 You mean you're already thinking ofcheafing? 975 01:42:07,293 --> 01:42:11,297 (Mimics him) Well, I'm not so sure the first time I get married!