1 00:00:01,367 --> 00:00:07,483 HI removed: Xenzai[NEF] 2 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,483 Time for school! 3 00:01:06,207 --> 00:01:09,119 Stop daydreaming. You'll be late for school. 4 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:15,398 Hey, Louie. Come on. 5 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,762 It's time to go to school. 6 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:48,565 - Are you feeling confident? - Not really. 7 00:01:48,647 --> 00:01:50,717 Okay, now just remember, when you make your speech, 8 00:01:50,807 --> 00:01:53,446 don't look at the people. 9 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:58,157 Pick a spot on the back wall. Don't take your eyes off of it, 10 00:01:58,247 --> 00:02:01,557 - and speak loudly. - Thanks, Mom. 11 00:02:01,647 --> 00:02:03,922 - Bye, Mom. - Good luck. 12 00:02:09,847 --> 00:02:12,077 Morning, Buttons. 13 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:13,725 Be nice, Buttons. 14 00:02:13,807 --> 00:02:15,923 Whoa. Whoa! 15 00:02:16,007 --> 00:02:18,885 Sorry, Mr Robutusen. 16 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:21,839 Have a nice day. 17 00:02:21,927 --> 00:02:23,997 I doubt it. 18 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:32,675 Whoo! 19 00:03:06,247 --> 00:03:07,919 Hey there, ho there. 20 00:03:08,007 --> 00:03:09,440 How do you do? 21 00:03:09,527 --> 00:03:12,280 This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you. 22 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,959 I'm Lana... Anna... 23 00:03:14,047 --> 00:03:15,116 Fontana. 24 00:03:15,207 --> 00:03:17,323 Go Lions! 25 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:18,806 Josh! 26 00:03:20,887 --> 00:03:22,002 Josh! What are you doing? 27 00:03:22,087 --> 00:03:23,964 Oh, he's such a show-off. 28 00:03:24,047 --> 00:03:26,038 Off the wall, please. Jeremiah, off the wall, please. 29 00:03:26,127 --> 00:03:28,118 Come on. You know better than that. 30 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:33,000 Good morning, Miss Gupta. 31 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,759 Morning, Lilly... 32 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:36,758 Lilly's friend. 33 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:43,641 You know, as manager of the team, 34 00:03:43,727 --> 00:03:46,685 I really think you should be a part of the team. 35 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:47,995 Oh, oh! Oops. 36 00:03:48,087 --> 00:03:49,440 I'm sorry, I didn't see you. 37 00:03:49,527 --> 00:03:50,880 Uh, I was thinking-- 38 00:03:56,087 --> 00:03:57,440 Somebody sat on me again. 39 00:03:57,527 --> 00:03:58,801 - Really? - Yeah. 40 00:03:58,887 --> 00:04:00,081 I don't know what happened. 41 00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:02,886 I was just sitting there, working on my speech-- 42 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:04,525 It's really a dumb class-- 43 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:07,280 -Jerk and jerkette sighting. - Hmm? 44 00:04:26,607 --> 00:04:27,722 - What? - What? 45 00:04:27,807 --> 00:04:30,446 You never saw two idiots exchange saliva before? 46 00:04:30,527 --> 00:04:32,643 Oh. Yeah. 47 00:04:32,727 --> 00:04:33,716 They're so rude. 48 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,160 Good. You know, for a second there, 49 00:04:35,247 --> 00:04:36,600 I thought you were going A-crowd on me. 50 00:04:36,687 --> 00:04:38,518 Oh, heh. Negative. 51 00:04:38,607 --> 00:04:39,801 Ready for debate? 52 00:04:39,887 --> 00:04:43,118 I'm never ready for debate. 53 00:04:43,207 --> 00:04:44,242 Go, Josh! 54 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:48,036 So this is not a debate. This is a control issue. 55 00:04:48,127 --> 00:04:50,516 Grove controls our minds with what they teach us. 56 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:54,361 But you know what? They're not satisfied with that. 57 00:04:54,447 --> 00:04:56,199 I think Grove should dump the uniforms 58 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,198 and we have casual dress all year round! 59 00:05:01,727 --> 00:05:05,356 All right, all right. Okay, girls, settle down. Settle down. 60 00:05:05,447 --> 00:05:06,641 This is a debate, and after it's over, 61 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:08,001 I want you back in your school uniform. 62 00:05:08,087 --> 00:05:11,363 - Hey, boss, whatever you say. -Josh, sit down. 63 00:05:11,447 --> 00:05:13,244 - He's the man. - He's my man. 64 00:05:13,327 --> 00:05:15,522 Okay, Josh. Later. Later, okay? 65 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,246 Down, down, boy. You made your point. 66 00:05:18,327 --> 00:05:20,443 Okay, so, uh, now we've all heard 67 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:23,325 from Josh Bryant for the affirmative. 68 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:26,001 I love that sound. 69 00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:27,520 What's my point again? 70 00:05:27,607 --> 00:05:31,156 You like our uniforms. They're equalizers. 71 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:35,684 Now we'll hear the rebuttal from Mia Thermopolis, 72 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:37,280 who will present the negative argument 73 00:05:37,367 --> 00:05:38,436 against our proposition. 74 00:05:38,527 --> 00:05:42,122 Come on, Mia! 75 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:43,401 Whoo-hoo! 76 00:05:46,487 --> 00:05:51,515 Um, I think, um-- 77 00:05:51,607 --> 00:05:53,279 What a frizz-ball. 78 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:55,483 Look at her hair. 79 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:56,841 Shh! 80 00:05:56,927 --> 00:05:57,962 Um-- 81 00:05:58,047 --> 00:05:59,526 We're waiting. 82 00:05:59,607 --> 00:06:00,562 Uh-- 83 00:06:00,647 --> 00:06:01,557 Say something! 84 00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:05,003 You see, um, I-- 85 00:06:06,127 --> 00:06:09,358 See, casual-- c-casual, uh-- 86 00:06:13,927 --> 00:06:15,201 Are you okay? 87 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:17,198 She's gonna barf. 88 00:06:17,287 --> 00:06:18,959 Look out! She's gonna hurl! 89 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:24,280 Cover the tuba! 90 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:26,597 Okay, okay. Everybody settle down. 91 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:40,478 Mia! Finish up with Mrs Taubman, 92 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,717 and then you can take a break. 93 00:06:42,807 --> 00:06:44,525 Another huge tip from Mrs Hersh. 94 00:06:44,607 --> 00:06:45,881 Oh, and I got one from Mrs Taubman. 95 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:47,036 We are doing all right today. 96 00:06:47,127 --> 00:06:48,958 Mr Walsh's ropes are twisted. 97 00:06:49,047 --> 00:06:52,005 Mr Walsh, stop twisting! 98 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:53,998 You'll strangle yourself! 99 00:06:54,087 --> 00:06:55,918 Hi, Mom. 100 00:06:56,007 --> 00:06:58,475 You threw up, huh? 101 00:06:58,567 --> 00:07:00,364 And you ran away. 102 00:07:00,447 --> 00:07:02,915 I'm trying to forget about it. 103 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,680 Can I have some shoes and chalk, please? 104 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:07,519 Anyway, I'll go talk to your debate teacher-- 105 00:07:07,607 --> 00:07:09,723 - What's his name? - Mr O'Connell. 106 00:07:09,807 --> 00:07:11,718 - And straighten it all out. - Mm-hmm. 107 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,640 Mom, I am never going to be a good public speaker. 108 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:17,241 Just call him and tell him I wanna be a mime. 109 00:07:17,327 --> 00:07:19,363 - I can do that. - Here you go. 110 00:07:19,447 --> 00:07:22,519 Oh, your grandmother called. 111 00:07:22,607 --> 00:07:24,757 - What? - The live one. 112 00:07:24,847 --> 00:07:26,280 Who lives in Genovia. Clarisse. 113 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:28,403 Oh. Wow. 114 00:07:28,487 --> 00:07:30,398 This is the first time she's ever contacted us. 115 00:07:30,487 --> 00:07:33,399 - What'd she want? - She's in town. 116 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,318 She wants to have tea. 117 00:07:35,407 --> 00:07:39,161 Tea? She came all the way from Europe to have tea? 118 00:07:41,007 --> 00:07:42,406 I think I'm gonna climb a little bit. 119 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:43,556 Rocks Around the Clock. 120 00:07:44,847 --> 00:07:45,882 Isn't this the grandmother 121 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,320 who made you two get a divorce? 122 00:07:47,407 --> 00:07:50,558 Uh, well, she didn't approve of me, 123 00:07:50,647 --> 00:07:53,684 but Phillipe and I made the decision to divorce on our own. 124 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:56,918 Why should I go see the snobby lady who ignores us? 125 00:07:57,007 --> 00:08:01,046 Mia, she's your father's mother. 126 00:08:01,127 --> 00:08:02,401 Just go see her tomorrow. 127 00:08:02,487 --> 00:08:04,398 - Please? - Tension. 128 00:08:04,487 --> 00:08:07,604 She said your father hoped 129 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,325 that you two would meet someday. 130 00:08:12,647 --> 00:08:15,525 All right, I'll--I'll go. 131 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:29,200 Whoo! 132 00:08:33,127 --> 00:08:35,322 Okay, all right, I win. 133 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,886 Band practice is over. 134 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:38,798 I have a music class here. Out! 135 00:08:38,887 --> 00:08:41,196 All right. Let's have the third group try "Catch a Falling." 136 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,357 Hey, Charles, do you wanna be in the front? 137 00:08:43,447 --> 00:08:45,039 - Okay, thanks. - No problem. 138 00:08:45,127 --> 00:08:47,163 Michael. 139 00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:48,441 Are you sure you can't help me 140 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,926 with my spotted owl petition today? 141 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,963 I told you, I'm meeting my grandmother after school. 142 00:08:52,047 --> 00:08:53,036 Oh, right. 143 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:20,639 The school tours are on Saturday, young lady. 144 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,285 I'm here for a meeting with my grandmother. 145 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:23,356 Name? 146 00:09:23,447 --> 00:09:24,675 Clarisse Renaldi. 147 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,884 Oh. Uh, please come to the front door. 148 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,241 Thank you very much. 149 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:38,204 Get off the grass! 150 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,245 Welcome, Miss Thermopolis. 151 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:48,158 We've been expecting you. 152 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:58,399 Oh, be careful. 153 00:09:58,487 --> 00:10:00,000 Please don't crush my soy nuts. 154 00:10:00,087 --> 00:10:03,477 Your soy nuts are safe. 155 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,080 Okay. 156 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,839 Right this way. 157 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:16,319 Please, uh, make yourself comfortable. 158 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,203 For their daughter Marissa. 159 00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:31,720 She's allergic to peanuts. 160 00:10:31,807 --> 00:10:34,162 And we need new pillows for the prime minister's wife. 161 00:10:34,247 --> 00:10:36,522 She's allergic to goose feathers. 162 00:10:36,607 --> 00:10:38,677 Hello, Amelia. 163 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,440 I'm Charlotte, from the Genovian Attach� Corps. 164 00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:43,085 Hi. It's nice to meet you. 165 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,397 Um, where am I? 166 00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:46,522 The Genovian Consulate. 167 00:10:46,607 --> 00:10:48,757 You've got pears in your flowers. 168 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:51,042 Genovian pears. We're famous for them. 169 00:10:51,127 --> 00:10:52,685 Now, if you'll sit down, 170 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:54,280 she'll be with you in a moment. 171 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,722 No, I don't need a moment. I'm here. 172 00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:59,640 Amelia, I'm so glad you could come. 173 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,400 Hi. You've got a great place. 174 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,966 Thank you. 175 00:11:04,047 --> 00:11:05,799 Well, let me look at you. 176 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,966 You look so... 177 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,036 young. 178 00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,204 Thank you. 179 00:11:15,287 --> 00:11:17,164 And y-you look so... 180 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,486 clean. 181 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,797 Uh, Charlotte, would you go 182 00:11:23,887 --> 00:11:25,036 and check on tea in the garden? 183 00:11:25,127 --> 00:11:27,243 Please, sit. 184 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:38,077 So, um, my mom said you wanted 185 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:41,000 to talk to me about something. Shoot. 186 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:43,840 Oh, before I "shoot," 187 00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:46,122 I have something I want to give you. 188 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:50,405 - Here. - Oh, um, thank you. 189 00:11:52,607 --> 00:11:53,926 Wow. 190 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:55,520 It's the Genovian crest. 191 00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,165 It was mine when I was young. 192 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:02,045 Uh, and that was my great-grandmother's. 193 00:12:02,127 --> 00:12:04,800 Heh. I'll keep this safe. 194 00:12:04,887 --> 00:12:07,560 I will take good care of it. 195 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,285 Now, what did you want to tell me? 196 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,198 Something that I think will have 197 00:12:15,287 --> 00:12:17,881 a very big impact upon your life. 198 00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,195 I already had braces. 199 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:21,403 No, it's--it's bigger than orthodontia. 200 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:24,240 The tea is served, ma'am. 201 00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:35,320 Amelia, have you ever heard 202 00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:38,479 of Eduard Christoff Phillipe G�rard Renaldi? 203 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,556 No. 204 00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:42,639 He was the crown prince of Genovia. 205 00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,161 Hmm. 206 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,680 What about him? 207 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:51,557 Eduard Christoff Phillipe G�rard Renaldi... 208 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:52,682 was your father. 209 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:56,043 Yeah, sure. 210 00:12:56,127 --> 00:12:58,243 My father was the Prince of Genovia. 211 00:12:58,327 --> 00:13:00,283 Uh-huh. You're joking. 212 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:04,565 Why would I joke about something like that? 213 00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:07,366 No! No, 'cause if he's really a prince, 214 00:13:07,447 --> 00:13:09,039 - then I-- - Exactly. 215 00:13:09,127 --> 00:13:11,243 You're not just Amelia Thermopolis. 216 00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:16,162 You are Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, 217 00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:17,965 Princess of Genovia. 218 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,918 Me? A princess? 219 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,918 Shut up! 220 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,917 I beg your pardon? Shut up? 221 00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:31,156 Your Majesty, in America, 222 00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:32,646 it doesn't always mean "be quiet." 223 00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:34,604 Here it could mean, "wow," "gee whiz," "golly"-- 224 00:13:34,687 --> 00:13:36,917 Oh, I--I understand. Thank you. 225 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:40,477 Nevertheless, you are the princess. 226 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:44,526 And I am Queen Clarisse Renaldi. 227 00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:46,996 Why on earth would you pick me 228 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,202 to be your princess? 229 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,484 Since your father died, you are the natural heir 230 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,602 to the throne of Genovia. 231 00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:54,518 That's our law. 232 00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:56,325 I'm royal by marriage. 233 00:13:56,407 --> 00:13:58,921 You are royal by blood. 234 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:01,475 You can rule. 235 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:04,365 Rule? Oh, no. 236 00:14:04,447 --> 00:14:06,324 Oh, no. No, no, no. 237 00:14:06,407 --> 00:14:08,204 Now you have really got the wrong girl. 238 00:14:08,287 --> 00:14:09,879 I never lead anybody-- 239 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,241 Not at-- Not at Brownies, 240 00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:12,885 not at Camp Fire girls-- 241 00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:16,164 Um, Queen Clarisse, my expectation in life 242 00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:18,681 is to be invisible, and I'm good at it. 243 00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:21,565 Amelia, I had other expectations also. 244 00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:22,966 In my wildest dreams 245 00:14:23,047 --> 00:14:24,526 I never expected this to happen. 246 00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:26,484 But you are the legal heir-- 247 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,319 the only heir-- to the Genovian throne, 248 00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:30,602 and we will accept the challenge 249 00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:33,042 of helping you become the princess that you are. 250 00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:35,004 Oh, I can give you books. 251 00:14:35,087 --> 00:14:37,999 You will study languages, history, art, political science. 252 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:40,920 I can teach you to walk, talk, sit, stand, 253 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:42,918 eat, dress like a princess. 254 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,646 And, given time, I think you'll find the palace in Genovia 255 00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:47,797 - a very pleasant place to live. - Live in Genovia? 256 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,400 It's a wonderful country, Amelia, really. 257 00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:50,840 Whoa, whoa.Just-- 258 00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,724 Rewind and freeze. 259 00:14:52,807 --> 00:14:54,035 I'm no princess. 260 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,358 I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive. 261 00:14:57,447 --> 00:15:00,245 I refuse to move to and rule a country and-- 262 00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:04,240 Do you want another reason? I don't want to be a princess! 263 00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:06,682 Oh, uh, Amelia. Amelia! 264 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:09,156 Amelia, come back here! 265 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:15,163 Ohh! 266 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,000 Well, that went well, didn't it? 267 00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:19,281 Um, perhaps she needs more time. 268 00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:20,356 Will you help me? 269 00:15:21,807 --> 00:15:23,320 Miss Thermopolis? 270 00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:25,962 I'm the head of your security 271 00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:27,878 and you want me to be a chauffeur and a baby-sitter? 272 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:30,117 For the time being, yes. The child needs protection. 273 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:37,959 For 15 years 274 00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:39,560 you couldn't find a spare minute 275 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,717 to tell me that my father is a royal? 276 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,160 I thought I was doing the right thing. 277 00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:45,841 Oh, the right thing for who, Mom? 278 00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,280 For all of us. 279 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:49,881 I mean, if we secretly divorced, 280 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,161 he would be able to find a woman 281 00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:53,715 who would stay by his side in Genovia and produce heirs, 282 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:55,604 and I would be free to live my life with you. 283 00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:58,201 I mean, please! We met in college! 284 00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,279 I was young! I--I wanted to paint. 285 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:04,279 I mean, can you see me walking one step behind someone 286 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,595 for the rest of my life? 287 00:16:05,687 --> 00:16:07,200 I mean, with rules and regulations 288 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:08,800 and the waving and the bowing and the scraping? 289 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,206 I mean, I was scared! 290 00:16:10,287 --> 00:16:13,723 Well, living with a mother who lied to me for 1 5 years scares me. 291 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,876 Where are you going? 292 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:17,117 I'm going to straighten up the royal bedchamber. 293 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:22,685 After the divorce, we all discussed it. 294 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:25,327 Your father and your grandmother 295 00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:26,840 both agreed to keep that distance 296 00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:29,122 so you would have a chance of a normal childhood, 297 00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,596 free of emotional complications. 298 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,042 We were going to tell you when you were 18 years old, 299 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:38,040 but when your father died, things changed, Mia. 300 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,118 We wanted to protect you. 301 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,279 Okay, you know what? 302 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:46,086 I don't feel protected. 303 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,158 You try living for 15 years 304 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:49,316 thinking that you're one person, 305 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:51,477 and then in five minutes you find out that you're a princess. 306 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,285 You know what? Just in case 307 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,085 I'm not enough of a freak already, 308 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,156 let's add a tiara! 309 00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:01,761 Well, drink your soup. 310 00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:03,200 I'm not really hungry. 311 00:17:03,287 --> 00:17:06,165 Fine. Goodnight, sweetheart. 312 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,080 Fat Louie... 313 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:12,556 you are so lucky 314 00:17:12,647 --> 00:17:14,080 you don't know who your parents are. 315 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,284 I've never ridden in a limo... 316 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:24,039 he admitted bitterly to himself 317 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,004 as he crossed to the open window 318 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,318 and looked out at the bay, the fog looming 319 00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:31,159 like his pathetic life before him. 320 00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:32,885 I can't believe I won an Emmy. 321 00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,686 I have this favourite photo of Phillipe. 322 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:39,203 We had so much fun when we were here in college. 323 00:17:39,287 --> 00:17:41,847 He was-- He was so full of joie de vivre, 324 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,679 always laughing and smiling. 325 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:44,961 I remember. 326 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:48,881 Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, 327 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,482 then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it. 328 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,558 So the future of your country 329 00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,717 is in the hands of my 1 5-year-old? 330 00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:06,796 Here it is. 331 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,039 Oh. 332 00:18:11,127 --> 00:18:13,687 Phillipe was ready to be king. 333 00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:18,406 Then the terrible accident. 334 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,559 Even though it didn't work out between us, 335 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:25,399 I loved your son very much. 336 00:18:25,487 --> 00:18:27,318 Thank you. 337 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,080 Well, as always, 338 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:33,716 this is as good as it's gonna get. 339 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:34,876 Hmm. 340 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,686 I can't wait until she's 18. 341 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:42,881 Oh, this is a nightmare. 342 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,002 I'm going back to bed. 343 00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:47,204 Mia, the-- the three of us have to talk. 344 00:18:47,287 --> 00:18:50,245 Oh, okay. Is there something else about me and my life 345 00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:52,238 that just maybe I might want to know about? 346 00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:55,160 Oh, no. Are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere 347 00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:57,602 to let me know that I have a twin sister who's a duchess? 348 00:18:57,687 --> 00:18:59,484 You have a cousin who's a contessa, 349 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,762 fondly known as Bartholomew. 350 00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:03,200 Actually, we call him Pookie. 351 00:19:03,287 --> 00:19:05,881 Yesterday did not go well. 352 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:09,403 Will you just listen to your grandmother? 353 00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:12,479 Amelia, in a matter of weeks, 354 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,239 we have an annual ball. 355 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:18,764 I was-- I am hoping that I may present you 356 00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,803 to the press and the public on that occasion. 357 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:23,685 However, you desperately need some instruction. 358 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,361 I speak for the entire Genovian parliament 359 00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:27,960 and the royal family. 360 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,924 And I speak for this family. 361 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:31,156 Excuse me, 362 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,602 I don't have a family with either one of you 363 00:19:33,687 --> 00:19:36,155 because you ignored me for 15 years 364 00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:37,566 and you lied to me. 365 00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:41,083 Families don't do stuff like that to one another, okay? 366 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,283 Where is she going? 367 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,676 The tower. 368 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:50,201 Mia, you can't run from everything! 369 00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,845 She has a tower? 370 00:19:51,927 --> 00:19:55,203 Please? Just come down from there. 371 00:19:55,287 --> 00:19:56,879 You know, most kids hope for a car 372 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,197 for their 1 6th birthday, not a country! 373 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,239 Just make yourself comfortable. 374 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,204 Oh! 375 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,359 This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me. 376 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:09,916 I can't talk to you right now. 377 00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:11,838 I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counsellor. 378 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:14,646 I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal. 379 00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,399 I have a thought. 380 00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:21,765 Mia promises to attend princess lessons until your ball. 381 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:23,360 Well, it's not my ball. 382 00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:26,678 It's Genovia's Annual Independence Day Ball. 383 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,166 I'm sorry. 384 00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:31,478 Mia promises neither to accept nor reject 385 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:35,037 your offer to be royal until this grand ball, 386 00:20:35,127 --> 00:20:37,118 and then she makes her decision. 387 00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:39,118 Now, can you both live with that? 388 00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:49,118 It seems I have no option. 389 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,721 If I have to. 390 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:55,083 But I want not one word of this until that evening. 391 00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,362 - Is that understood? - Duh. 392 00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:58,846 The press would have a field day. 393 00:20:58,927 --> 00:21:04,001 Well. Let's not keep Spain and Portugal waiting. 394 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:07,682 I'm gonna be 16 this year, and my mom traded two paintings 395 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,519 to get me a 1 966 Mustang. 396 00:21:09,607 --> 00:21:11,006 You do know what a Mustang is, right? 397 00:21:11,087 --> 00:21:12,486 I raise mustangs. 398 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,478 That is not a sensible car for a princess. 399 00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:17,445 Well, it's not really a sensible car for anyone. It doesn't run. 400 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,644 Well, I suppose I could donate something to this vehicle. 401 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,558 Good morning, Mr Robutusen. 402 00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:25,161 - Who is this gentleman? - Oh, he's my neighbour, 403 00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:26,396 but you wouldn't want to meet him. 404 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,840 He doesn't have very nice manners. 405 00:21:27,927 --> 00:21:29,485 Good morning. 406 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:31,205 There's someone I want you to meet. 407 00:21:31,287 --> 00:21:33,118 Okay. Whoa. 408 00:21:33,207 --> 00:21:35,118 You have two limousines? 409 00:21:35,207 --> 00:21:36,322 One is yours. 410 00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:38,159 Do you raise limousines too? 411 00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,158 No. Amelia, this is Joseph. 412 00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:41,236 Hi. Nice to meet you. 413 00:21:41,327 --> 00:21:44,285 The elegant European woman didn't stay for tea... 414 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,198 Thanks. 415 00:21:46,287 --> 00:21:48,437 but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air. 416 00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:57,406 Ooh! 417 00:22:05,887 --> 00:22:07,479 - Uh, Princess? - Hmm? 418 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:08,886 Princess, may I point out 419 00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:11,322 that no matter how many times you push it, 420 00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:13,762 it will go up and down the same way. 421 00:22:15,447 --> 00:22:17,881 Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags? Please? 422 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,642 No. The flags allow me to park anywhere. 423 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,285 We keep the flags. 424 00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,323 Sorry,Joseph. 425 00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:29,559 You can call me Joe. 426 00:22:29,647 --> 00:22:32,207 Joey? 427 00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:35,358 No.Joe. 428 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:43,325 Did I miss something? 429 00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:45,318 Are we going to a wedding? 430 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,726 Uh, no. School. 431 00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:48,763 No, this is the, uh, surprise ride. 432 00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:50,917 This is Joe. 433 00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:52,360 Joe, Lilly. Lilly,Joe. 434 00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:54,165 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 435 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,965 You know, you look like Shaft? 436 00:22:56,047 --> 00:22:57,366 Yes. 437 00:22:57,447 --> 00:22:58,436 Excuse me. 438 00:22:58,527 --> 00:23:00,643 - You want a ride, right? - Yeah, totally. 439 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:03,161 - Okay, hey, I got it. - Of course. 440 00:23:06,247 --> 00:23:07,362 Okay. 441 00:23:07,447 --> 00:23:09,961 Oh, my word! 442 00:23:10,047 --> 00:23:11,685 Please fasten your seat belts, ladies. 443 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,917 Is your mother dating an undertaker? 444 00:23:14,007 --> 00:23:15,520 Uh, no. 445 00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:17,120 This long-lost grandmother showed up, 446 00:23:17,207 --> 00:23:18,560 and she wants me to use it. 447 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,682 And? 448 00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:20,802 I--I don't know. 449 00:23:20,887 --> 00:23:23,401 I guess she's just trying to be nice to get me to like her. 450 00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,125 Oh. 451 00:23:25,207 --> 00:23:26,640 Hey, Joe? 452 00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:28,046 Can you please park a block away from school? 453 00:23:28,127 --> 00:23:29,162 I really don't want to cause a riot 454 00:23:29,247 --> 00:23:30,282 with this hearse. 455 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,437 This is a non-riot hearse. 456 00:23:32,527 --> 00:23:33,926 And if it were a hearse, 457 00:23:34,007 --> 00:23:35,963 there would be silence in the back seat. 458 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,799 Hey there, ho there, 459 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,400 how do you do? 460 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,921 This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you. 461 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,725 Go Lions! 462 00:23:49,447 --> 00:23:50,721 This is a reminder. 463 00:23:50,807 --> 00:23:52,957 Virtual homework may not be submitted 464 00:23:53,047 --> 00:23:54,560 for actual credit. 465 00:23:54,647 --> 00:23:57,115 Tell me, Mia. Is it true about your speech? 466 00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,675 Are you really speaking at the bulimic convention? 467 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,598 So you can speak and barf at the same time? 468 00:24:09,007 --> 00:24:10,838 Good. Good glove, Michael. Way to go. 469 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:11,962 That's the way to make the play. 470 00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:14,242 I'm gonna let this one go, Mia. Try catching, all right? 471 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:15,726 - Are you sure? - It's slow-pitch. 472 00:24:15,807 --> 00:24:17,798 You can catch it on a bounce. Don't worry about it. Okay? 473 00:24:19,247 --> 00:24:21,203 Now get it and throw it back to the pitcher. 474 00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:22,606 - Okay. - Come on. 475 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:25,160 Uhh. 476 00:24:29,327 --> 00:24:31,966 - I am so sorry. I-- - Mm. 477 00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:33,082 - I'm really-- I-- - Mm. 478 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,998 - I didn't mean to, and I'm-- - Mm. 479 00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:38,124 - Can I help you? - Ice. Get me ice. 480 00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:42,399 And I'm on the verge of becoming a nutcase, 481 00:24:42,487 --> 00:24:44,796 and my parents think I need an attitude adjustment. 482 00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:45,956 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 483 00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:49,437 Sorry. Yeah, so my dad wants to take me out to dinner tonight, 484 00:24:49,527 --> 00:24:50,562 just the two of us. 485 00:24:50,647 --> 00:24:52,558 We ran out of things to talk about when I was eight. 486 00:24:52,647 --> 00:24:55,036 Well, at least your dad's still alive. 487 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,924 Hey. 488 00:24:57,007 --> 00:24:58,156 I thought you'd gotten over that. 489 00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,885 It's been, what? Two months? 490 00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:01,559 I know, I know. 491 00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:04,036 But, after all, he was my dad. 492 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,766 Biologically, yes, but you never met the man. 493 00:25:06,847 --> 00:25:09,202 Just a nice card and gift on your birthday for 1 5 years? 494 00:25:09,287 --> 00:25:11,847 Hey, be fair, okay? They were beautiful presents. 495 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,758 Remember that Faberg� merry-go-round he sent me? 496 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:14,882 That was nice. 497 00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:16,639 And he paid for my school tuition. 498 00:25:16,727 --> 00:25:17,921 Yeah, I guess so. 499 00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:19,838 You know, Lilly, I gotta run, okay? 500 00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:21,883 I gotta go see your brother about my baby. 501 00:25:21,967 --> 00:25:23,685 Okay, but let's take the limo tomorrow. 502 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:25,120 These hills are killin' me. 503 00:25:25,207 --> 00:25:26,879 Heh. You got it. 504 00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:55,520 He fixes cars, he plays guitar, and he can sing. 505 00:25:55,607 --> 00:25:57,484 He is so hot! 506 00:25:57,567 --> 00:25:58,886 He is wicked sweet. 507 00:26:04,847 --> 00:26:06,644 Hello. Talk loud, I got a band rehearsing. 508 00:26:06,727 --> 00:26:09,082 You've been listening to the sounds of flypaper. 509 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,203 We're flying away nOw. 510 00:26:11,287 --> 00:26:14,484 All right, stop yelling. They're finished. 511 00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:16,762 Hey, that's-- Oh, it's sounding really good. 512 00:26:16,847 --> 00:26:18,724 You know, Ned is really wailing. 513 00:26:18,807 --> 00:26:20,286 Hello, Mia. 514 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:21,641 Hey, Doc. 515 00:26:21,727 --> 00:26:24,446 So, what's the diagnosis for my baby? 516 00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,837 $400. 517 00:26:27,927 --> 00:26:30,361 Yeah, I know. It costs to be cool, huh? 518 00:26:30,447 --> 00:26:32,438 This is not my day. 519 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:34,085 I'll do some labour free. 520 00:26:34,167 --> 00:26:36,635 Thanks, but I'll talk to my grandma about it. 521 00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:37,955 It'll be great. 522 00:26:38,047 --> 00:26:39,162 Anyway, I'll see you guys later, okay? 523 00:26:39,247 --> 00:26:40,236 I gotta be somewhere. 524 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,923 Ooh. "I'll do some labour free." 525 00:26:44,007 --> 00:26:46,316 Heh. You, uh, sweet on her? 526 00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:48,967 She's my sister's best friend! 527 00:26:49,047 --> 00:26:50,275 Yeah, that's the hardest place to be. 528 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:53,325 Between friend and, uh, friendlier, huh? 529 00:26:53,407 --> 00:26:55,398 - Uh-- 530 00:27:03,287 --> 00:27:06,882 Your Majesty, the diplomatic pouch has arrived, and she's here. 531 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:28,036 Send her in. 532 00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:29,640 Yes, ma'am. 533 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:38,161 I need more roses-- Red, white, mauve. Mauve! 534 00:27:38,247 --> 00:27:40,477 Miss Amelia, welcome. 535 00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:41,682 Hi. 536 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,200 Straight ahead to your left. 537 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,959 Her Majesty is ready for you in the library. 538 00:27:45,047 --> 00:27:46,924 Charlotte, take notes, will you? 539 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:50,084 Amelia, circle slowly 540 00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:53,079 so I can evaluate the work to be done. 541 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:54,486 Amelia! 542 00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:57,127 Does your bad posture affect your hearing? 543 00:27:57,207 --> 00:27:59,004 - Turn. - Oh, sorry. 544 00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:00,566 No, no, no. Slowly, turn. 545 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,444 Slowly. Thank you. 546 00:28:02,527 --> 00:28:06,406 Well, carriage, obviously. Hairstyle. 547 00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:08,762 Complexion. 548 00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:09,882 Stop! 549 00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:12,800 Eyes, lovely. 550 00:28:14,447 --> 00:28:18,122 But hidden beneath bushman eyebrows. 551 00:28:20,207 --> 00:28:22,482 The neck is seemly. 552 00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:24,922 Ears... 553 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:26,520 like her father. 554 00:28:26,607 --> 00:28:28,120 Really? They are? 555 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:31,358 Oh, my! Who has nails like these? 556 00:28:31,447 --> 00:28:32,675 Everybody. 557 00:28:32,767 --> 00:28:35,565 Well, tomorrow I would like to see clean fingers. 558 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,285 And you will wear stockings. 559 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,927 Not tights, not socks. 560 00:28:40,007 --> 00:28:42,646 And I never want to see those shoes again. 561 00:28:42,727 --> 00:28:44,763 When walking in a crowd, 562 00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:46,883 one is under scrutiny all the time. 563 00:28:48,647 --> 00:28:51,719 So we don't shlump, like this. 564 00:28:55,207 --> 00:28:57,357 We drop the shoulders, 565 00:28:57,447 --> 00:28:59,165 we think tall. 566 00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:02,835 We tuck under, and we transfer the weight 567 00:29:02,927 --> 00:29:04,679 from one foot to-- 568 00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:08,727 No. Princesses never cross their legs in public. 569 00:29:08,807 --> 00:29:11,640 Why don't you just tuck one ankle behind the other 570 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:14,400 and place the hands gracefully on the knees? 571 00:29:15,607 --> 00:29:16,642 Aah! 572 00:29:18,607 --> 00:29:20,837 Charlotte, I think it's time for tea. 573 00:29:22,247 --> 00:29:24,283 Tell me, how does my mother-- 574 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,881 or, really, any person, for that matter-- 575 00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:29,356 go into a parent-teacher conference 576 00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:30,846 and come out with a date? 577 00:29:30,927 --> 00:29:33,361 Mia, Mr O'Connell is not married, 578 00:29:33,447 --> 00:29:35,642 he's not living with anyone, 579 00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:39,356 plus he's not pierced, tattooed, or hair-plugged. 580 00:29:39,447 --> 00:29:43,281 Do you realize how rare a find that is south of Market Street? 581 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,403 Okay, did it ever occur to you 582 00:29:45,487 --> 00:29:47,318 that if you dated one of my teachers, 583 00:29:47,407 --> 00:29:50,444 it would give the other kids licence to mock me for the rest of my life? 584 00:29:53,407 --> 00:29:56,444 No, you're right. I didn't, and I'm sorry. 585 00:29:57,807 --> 00:30:00,002 It's just that Patrick-- 586 00:30:00,087 --> 00:30:03,477 Mr O'Connell-- is such a nice man. 587 00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:05,558 He's a real gentleman, and I haven't met one of those 588 00:30:05,647 --> 00:30:07,046 in a long, long time. 589 00:30:07,127 --> 00:30:09,880 Okay, okay. It's-- It's fine. 590 00:30:11,887 --> 00:30:13,878 I just can't do anything right any more, can I? 591 00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:16,802 Come on! Go for it! 592 00:30:16,887 --> 00:30:18,718 Come on, get her! In your face! 593 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,356 Come on, come on! 594 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:25,756 Just block one, Mia. Just block one! 595 00:30:25,847 --> 00:30:27,439 I can't do this. I'm a girl. 596 00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:28,596 What am I, a duck? 597 00:30:28,687 --> 00:30:29,915 No! I mean-- 598 00:30:30,007 --> 00:30:31,440 You're an athletic girl, okay? 599 00:30:31,527 --> 00:30:32,801 I am a synchronized swimming, 600 00:30:32,887 --> 00:30:36,482 yoga-doing, um, horseback-riding, 601 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:37,841 wall-climbing type girl. 602 00:30:37,927 --> 00:30:39,963 My hand-eye coordination is zero. 603 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,163 All right, you can go again later. Josh! Get in here. 604 00:30:42,247 --> 00:30:43,236 Yeah, I'm in. 605 00:30:43,327 --> 00:30:48,162 So, I was watching you earlier, and, um, you're way tense. 606 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:49,362 You know what I'm saying? 607 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:56,560 You gotta think like the ball. You gotta be the ball. 608 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,205 You gotta stop it. Know what I mean? 609 00:30:58,287 --> 00:30:59,800 - Heh? - Heh. 610 00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:00,922 Bring it on. 611 00:31:07,847 --> 00:31:09,041 - Hey,Joe? - Mm-hmm? 612 00:31:09,127 --> 00:31:11,243 I'm gonna turn the back seat into a dressing room 613 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:13,636 so I can change into a proper outfit for madame, okay? 614 00:31:13,727 --> 00:31:15,797 Yes, well, don't forget your shoes. 615 00:31:15,887 --> 00:31:17,161 Oh, thanks. 616 00:31:17,247 --> 00:31:19,158 Strange town, San Francisco. 617 00:31:19,247 --> 00:31:20,726 When I purchased the pumps, 618 00:31:20,807 --> 00:31:22,035 they asked if I wanted them wrapped 619 00:31:22,127 --> 00:31:24,595 or if I wanted to wear them. 620 00:31:24,687 --> 00:31:26,564 All right, closing. 621 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:34,000 Going up. 622 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:38,001 Aah! 623 00:31:39,407 --> 00:31:40,442 You all right? 624 00:31:40,527 --> 00:31:41,676 Yeah. Oh, I'm fine. 625 00:31:43,847 --> 00:31:46,645 - Going down. - Whoo! 626 00:31:53,647 --> 00:31:57,606 I've never put on panty hose, but it sounds dangerous. 627 00:32:03,727 --> 00:32:06,321 Grandma, Is it customary in Genovia 628 00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:07,601 to imprison your dinner guests 629 00:32:07,687 --> 00:32:09,837 with, um, with hermeez scarves? 630 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,519 It's Hermes. 631 00:32:11,607 --> 00:32:13,199 The scarf is merely a training tool. 632 00:32:13,287 --> 00:32:14,686 Eventually you will learn to sit 633 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:18,282 and eat properly without it. 634 00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:20,278 Manners matter. 635 00:32:20,367 --> 00:32:22,835 But enough etiquette for the day. 636 00:32:22,927 --> 00:32:25,964 Now, Genovia does a lot of trade with Spain, 637 00:32:26,047 --> 00:32:28,117 - so we prepare for that. - Sorry. 638 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:31,404 The quickest way to a Spanish heart is dance. 639 00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:32,761 Shall we? 640 00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:34,599 Now tell me, what kind of dancing do you do? 641 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,678 Dancing? Oh, just the normal kind, 642 00:32:36,767 --> 00:32:38,200 you know, like, um... 643 00:32:41,007 --> 00:32:42,235 I see. 644 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,761 We have a Genovian alternative. 645 00:32:47,727 --> 00:32:49,922 Now, the dances here are very sedate, 646 00:32:50,007 --> 00:32:51,406 right from the hips. 647 00:32:51,487 --> 00:32:52,522 In place. 648 00:32:52,607 --> 00:32:54,723 No bobbing of the head, please. 649 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,525 It's not a doggy on a dashboard. 650 00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:59,201 Straight, straight, straight up. Let's practise this here. 651 00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:01,642 Now, this dance is 652 00:33:01,727 --> 00:33:04,400 between a waltz and a tango, you see? 653 00:33:04,487 --> 00:33:05,602 It's a wango? 654 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:06,915 No. 655 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:10,278 All right, here we go. Spin out. 656 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:11,482 Spin out. 657 00:33:11,567 --> 00:33:12,602 And spin into me. Spin into-- Uhh! 658 00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:15,280 Okay. 659 00:33:15,367 --> 00:33:17,244 I-- No, no. No, no, no, no. 660 00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:19,158 - Try again. One more spin. - No. 661 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,282 Very quickly, now pull away. 662 00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:23,325 That's it. Good. 663 00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:26,205 Good attitude. Spin in. 664 00:33:28,727 --> 00:33:30,001 - Good. - I did it? 665 00:33:30,087 --> 00:33:31,076 Yes. 666 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:32,919 Grandma, I spun without hurting anyone! 667 00:33:33,007 --> 00:33:34,599 That's very good news. 668 00:33:36,087 --> 00:33:38,203 Spin, spin, spin. Yes, done. 669 00:33:38,287 --> 00:33:40,596 Better. It's coming along. 670 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,155 Now you may go home. 671 00:33:43,247 --> 00:33:45,920 Thank you! See you tomorrow! 672 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,125 Thank you,Joseph. 673 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:59,082 You've been wearing black too long. 674 00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:38,517 This is Coach Harbula. 675 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:40,680 You can sign up now for the Baker Beach party. 676 00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:42,678 Oh! Sorry. Sorry. 677 00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:44,280 Hey, hey, Bobby Bad! 678 00:34:44,367 --> 00:34:45,641 Sorry. 679 00:34:45,727 --> 00:34:46,842 Mia! Are you ready? 680 00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:49,122 Oh, hey. Oh, I'm really sorry, but I can't do it today. 681 00:34:49,207 --> 00:34:50,720 I've got a grandma thing, and just-- 682 00:34:50,807 --> 00:34:52,445 I'll call you, okay? Bye. 683 00:34:52,527 --> 00:34:55,519 What? Has your grandma turned into the big bad wolf? 684 00:34:55,607 --> 00:34:58,280 Shazam. 685 00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:00,642 Cute,Jeremiah, but a way to a girl's heart 686 00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:03,116 is not by treating her like a vending machine. 687 00:35:05,007 --> 00:35:06,156 Get off the grass! 688 00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:15,042 - Hi, Adolpho! I'm late! - She's late. 689 00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:19,685 - You're late. - I know. 690 00:35:19,767 --> 00:35:20,802 I'm really sorry about it-- 691 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:23,162 - And where is Paolo? - Send in Paolo. 692 00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:25,238 Ah! Always prompt. 693 00:35:27,567 --> 00:35:29,603 My assistant, Gretchen and Helga. 694 00:35:29,687 --> 00:35:30,756 Good afternoon. 695 00:35:30,847 --> 00:35:33,566 We're so pleased you could make yourself available to be here. 696 00:35:33,647 --> 00:35:34,841 Your Majesty. 697 00:35:40,047 --> 00:35:43,483 Uh, we won't waste time. Let the work begin. 698 00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:45,876 Ah. Of course. 699 00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:47,400 Where is the beautiful girl? 700 00:35:47,487 --> 00:35:48,840 My granddaughter Amelia. 701 00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:50,918 Aah! 702 00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:54,841 She is gorgeous. Let us take a closer look. 703 00:35:54,927 --> 00:35:56,963 Paolo, we have a limited number of days 704 00:35:57,047 --> 00:35:58,366 before the state dinner. 705 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:00,517 Frizzy, busy, dizzy. 706 00:36:00,607 --> 00:36:02,563 In the best sense. 707 00:36:02,647 --> 00:36:05,605 Oh, I would like it if your ladies would also sign 708 00:36:05,687 --> 00:36:06,915 our confidentiality agreement. 709 00:36:07,007 --> 00:36:09,316 Majesty, they know what is a secret, eh? 710 00:36:11,207 --> 00:36:12,401 Excuse me, Your Majesty. 711 00:36:12,487 --> 00:36:14,637 The Genovian press secretary's waiting for your call. 712 00:36:14,727 --> 00:36:15,796 Oh, yes, of course. 713 00:36:15,887 --> 00:36:17,036 Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave 714 00:36:17,127 --> 00:36:18,640 and come back and be surprised. 715 00:36:18,727 --> 00:36:19,796 Uh-- 716 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,685 Charlotte, watch him like a hawk. 717 00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:33,446 Buerste, Helga! 718 00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:35,245 Danke. 719 00:36:36,607 --> 00:36:38,245 So we begin, Principessa, eh? 720 00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:40,283 In Paolo's hands, remember, 721 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:43,245 you will be beautiful. 722 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,238 You have thick hair. 723 00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:48,996 Like a wolf. 724 00:36:49,087 --> 00:36:50,076 Ow! 725 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,680 Is all right. 726 00:36:55,887 --> 00:36:58,685 Do you wear contact lenses? 727 00:36:58,767 --> 00:37:00,086 Well, I have them, 728 00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:02,203 but I don't really like to wear them that much. 729 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:04,403 Now you do. 730 00:37:05,727 --> 00:37:07,718 You broke my glasses! 731 00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:09,638 You broke my brush. 732 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,400 Gretchen! Helga! Attack! 733 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,359 I love your eyebrows. 734 00:37:16,447 --> 00:37:19,007 We'll call them "Frida"and "Kahlo. " 735 00:37:19,087 --> 00:37:21,203 If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, 736 00:37:21,287 --> 00:37:23,847 that child would have your eyebrows. 737 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,005 Do you want to know a big secret? 738 00:37:30,087 --> 00:37:31,076 Tell me. 739 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,646 The cucumber, it does nothing. 740 00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:35,878 This is something we make up. 741 00:37:52,127 --> 00:37:55,324 Majesty, Paolo is exhausted. 742 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:58,319 Because Majesty, only Paolo can take this... 743 00:37:58,407 --> 00:38:01,444 and this... and give you-- 744 00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:03,085 A princess. 745 00:38:17,807 --> 00:38:21,163 Better. Much better. 746 00:38:21,247 --> 00:38:23,078 Mille grazie. 747 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:26,318 Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea? 748 00:38:26,407 --> 00:38:27,840 Si. 749 00:38:27,927 --> 00:38:29,838 Come, Mia. 750 00:38:43,647 --> 00:38:45,444 Lilly, the car's here! 751 00:38:45,527 --> 00:38:48,041 I'm coming! 752 00:38:49,607 --> 00:38:51,518 Thanks for the ride. Thank you. 753 00:38:55,647 --> 00:38:56,636 Hey. 754 00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:01,480 What? 755 00:39:01,567 --> 00:39:05,446 Michael, don't always think you can get a ride with us. 756 00:39:05,527 --> 00:39:06,846 Oy. 757 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:09,600 Who destroyed you? 758 00:39:09,687 --> 00:39:13,566 Oh. Um, y-you think it looks that bad? 759 00:39:13,647 --> 00:39:16,605 You look ridiculous. You should sue. 760 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,406 Well, um-- 761 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:22,843 I know it's a little straighter and shorter-- 762 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:24,804 Weirder! 763 00:39:24,887 --> 00:39:26,718 An attractive weirder. 764 00:39:26,807 --> 00:39:27,842 No. It's not attractive. 765 00:39:27,927 --> 00:39:28,916 Seat belts, please. 766 00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:30,486 What I really can't understand-- 767 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:32,285 you ditched me again yesterday 768 00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:34,676 when I really needed your help on the Greenpeace petition. 769 00:39:34,767 --> 00:39:38,840 This bag! You have one of these bags? 770 00:39:38,927 --> 00:39:40,155 You know we could hock that 771 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:44,286 and feed a whole third-world country? 772 00:39:44,367 --> 00:39:45,641 Am I right? 773 00:39:45,727 --> 00:39:47,001 No. 774 00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:48,918 If there are no more passengers, 775 00:39:49,007 --> 00:39:50,281 I think we should close the door. 776 00:39:50,367 --> 00:39:52,119 I mean, you used to care more about 777 00:39:52,207 --> 00:39:54,402 what was inside your head instead of on it. 778 00:39:54,487 --> 00:39:57,206 Come on, Mia. Fess up. 779 00:39:57,287 --> 00:39:58,959 I don't know where you are these days, 780 00:39:59,047 --> 00:40:01,561 and now you're turning into an A-crowd wannabe? 781 00:40:01,647 --> 00:40:03,877 You're morphing into one of them! 782 00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:07,680 And who knows, next week 783 00:40:07,767 --> 00:40:10,361 you could be waving pom-poms in my face. 784 00:40:10,447 --> 00:40:12,199 You sold out! 785 00:40:20,407 --> 00:40:22,557 Was my rearview mirror fogging up 786 00:40:22,647 --> 00:40:23,966 or was someone tearing back there? 787 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,321 I'm fine. 788 00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:27,238 Very well. Then I'll go meet your grandmother. 789 00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:28,521 But you should know 790 00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:32,680 that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 791 00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,200 Eleanor Roosevelt said that. 792 00:40:34,287 --> 00:40:37,563 Yes. Another special lady like yourself. 793 00:40:37,647 --> 00:40:39,717 I'll be back at 3:00. 794 00:40:39,807 --> 00:40:41,240 Thank you. 795 00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:48,239 She has a hat. 796 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:50,363 Do you really think wearing that hat 797 00:40:50,447 --> 00:40:53,439 will keep people from seeing your new Lana-do? 798 00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:55,040 Just because the student population 799 00:40:55,127 --> 00:40:57,561 might be morally bankrupt, doesn't mean they're blind. 800 00:40:57,647 --> 00:41:01,083 Lilly! Just stop it, okay? 801 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,557 Just because your hair sucks, get off mine! 802 00:41:04,647 --> 00:41:07,002 Ouch. Thank you. 803 00:41:07,087 --> 00:41:09,237 Michael, can you please pretend you have a life 804 00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:10,680 for just one moment? 805 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:13,884 Hey, relax. Breathe. 806 00:41:18,447 --> 00:41:20,324 What did you just say to me? 807 00:41:20,407 --> 00:41:24,082 You heard me. 808 00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:25,566 I am so sick 809 00:41:25,647 --> 00:41:27,638 of you ragging on me all the time 810 00:41:27,727 --> 00:41:29,206 and always telling me what to do. 811 00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:30,686 I get enough of that from my mother 812 00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:33,235 and now my grandmother, and I don't need it from you! 813 00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:34,521 I'm not an idiot, 814 00:41:34,607 --> 00:41:37,075 so I know something's going on that you're not telling me! 815 00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:39,123 Friends tell, so you know what? 816 00:41:39,207 --> 00:41:41,163 Here is your friendship charm. 817 00:41:41,247 --> 00:41:44,922 I'm taking it off, and it's going in the dirt! 818 00:41:45,007 --> 00:41:48,283 Don't do that, okay? Just-- Ugh! 819 00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:49,516 All right, just wait. 820 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:51,165 Why? 821 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:52,441 I will tell you the truth, 822 00:41:52,527 --> 00:41:54,165 but you're gonna think it's really stupid 823 00:41:54,247 --> 00:41:55,680 and you're gonna freak. 824 00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:57,280 Try me. 825 00:42:05,247 --> 00:42:07,556 Shut up! 826 00:42:07,647 --> 00:42:09,683 Shut up! Shut up! 827 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:12,156 Is that all you can say? 828 00:42:12,247 --> 00:42:14,397 I'm sorry I was harsh, 829 00:42:14,487 --> 00:42:18,241 and I don't know what else there is to say. 830 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:20,283 Will you come on my cable show? 831 00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:22,597 No, I can't. This is a royal secret, okay? 832 00:42:22,687 --> 00:42:23,961 You can't tell anyone. Not even Michael. 833 00:42:24,047 --> 00:42:26,607 Especially not Michael. But you are sworn to secrecy. 834 00:42:26,687 --> 00:42:28,598 - Of course. - Secret handshake. 835 00:42:30,687 --> 00:42:34,043 You know, we might have to think of a new secret handshake. 836 00:42:34,127 --> 00:42:36,243 Are you really sure you can run a country? 837 00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:38,158 I mean, you can barely keep your goldfish alive 838 00:42:38,247 --> 00:42:39,646 for more than a couple of days. 839 00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:41,797 Lilly, I'm really sure of anything right now. 840 00:42:41,887 --> 00:42:43,525 Listen. There are pros and cons to being a princess. 841 00:42:43,607 --> 00:42:44,960 Shh! Don't say that word. People can hear. 842 00:42:45,047 --> 00:42:46,036 Okay! 843 00:42:46,127 --> 00:42:47,958 Class has begun! 844 00:42:49,287 --> 00:42:53,246 Class has begun and I have a little surprise for you. 845 00:42:53,327 --> 00:42:55,636 Pop quiz. French Revolution. 846 00:42:55,727 --> 00:42:58,400 Oh, Mr O'Connell, there's a school rule 847 00:42:58,487 --> 00:43:01,001 that says nobody's allowed to wear hats in class. 848 00:43:01,087 --> 00:43:04,796 And I don't think anybody should be an exception to that rule, do you? 849 00:43:04,887 --> 00:43:06,036 No, Lana. 850 00:43:06,127 --> 00:43:08,846 Mia, I'm sorry, but hats are against the dress code. 851 00:43:10,847 --> 00:43:11,962 Mia? 852 00:43:18,527 --> 00:43:20,518 Mama Mia. 853 00:43:20,607 --> 00:43:21,881 Look who's trying to fit in now. 854 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,480 It's a wig, right? 855 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,876 I think it looks really sweet, Mia. 856 00:43:25,967 --> 00:43:28,242 Looks like she got a head transplant. 857 00:43:28,327 --> 00:43:31,046 Well, I think it rocks. And you know what? 858 00:43:31,127 --> 00:43:33,721 Voltaire. Hair. 859 00:43:33,807 --> 00:43:37,720 I would personally like to learn about Voltaire. 860 00:43:37,807 --> 00:43:39,001 Okay, Lilly, okay. 861 00:43:39,087 --> 00:43:40,600 Okay, everybody settle down now. 862 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:43,076 Quiz time, okay? 863 00:43:43,474 --> 00:43:46,671 The roses are lovely. But now we need fountains, 864 00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,710 lights in the trees. 865 00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:50,910 The Japanese Embassy has a waterfall, for heaven's sake. 866 00:43:50,994 --> 00:43:52,188 Why can't we have fountains? 867 00:43:52,274 --> 00:43:53,673 We have a fountain up there, ma'am. 868 00:43:53,754 --> 00:43:56,063 Yes, well, I would like at least two in here. 869 00:43:56,154 --> 00:43:58,543 Charlotte, just make me an Eden. 870 00:43:58,634 --> 00:43:59,623 Yes, ma'am. 871 00:43:59,714 --> 00:44:01,545 - Mmm. Amelia? - Hmm? 872 00:44:01,634 --> 00:44:03,113 Let's continue. 873 00:44:03,194 --> 00:44:07,506 In your spare time, I would like you to read these. 874 00:44:07,594 --> 00:44:09,346 "What's in a name? 875 00:44:09,434 --> 00:44:11,072 "That which we call a rose by any other word 876 00:44:11,154 --> 00:44:12,223 would smell as sweet." 877 00:44:12,314 --> 00:44:13,747 And so you wave to them 878 00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:15,347 and acknowledge them gracefully. 879 00:44:15,434 --> 00:44:16,628 Hello. 880 00:44:16,714 --> 00:44:18,067 No. Not quite so big, because, of course, 881 00:44:18,154 --> 00:44:21,988 it's very, very exhausting after a while. 882 00:44:22,074 --> 00:44:24,542 Very funny, dear. Try it properly. 883 00:44:24,634 --> 00:44:27,194 Waving-- even more gently-- 884 00:44:27,274 --> 00:44:30,232 you sort of say, "Thank you for being here today." 885 00:44:30,314 --> 00:44:31,667 - Thank you. - For being here. 886 00:44:31,754 --> 00:44:33,904 I'm sorry, ma'am. I must pick up the prime minister. 887 00:44:33,994 --> 00:44:35,746 - Excuse me. - Oh, well. 888 00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:37,904 Thank you for being here today. 889 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:42,869 So this is considered art? 890 00:44:42,954 --> 00:44:46,185 My parents did this in the sixties. 891 00:44:46,274 --> 00:44:49,710 Yes! They had an exhibition at Woodstock. 892 00:44:49,794 --> 00:44:52,513 And I guess you're trying to bring it back? 893 00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:54,903 Well, yeah, this beats homework. 894 00:44:54,994 --> 00:44:57,792 Yeah. Some moms help their kids with homework, 895 00:44:57,874 --> 00:44:59,148 - we do this. - Yeah. 896 00:44:59,234 --> 00:45:01,065 Oh, nice shot! 897 00:45:01,154 --> 00:45:03,110 Oh, yes, I like it. 898 00:45:03,194 --> 00:45:05,105 Bull's-eye! 899 00:45:06,354 --> 00:45:08,072 Yeah! I did it! 900 00:45:13,314 --> 00:45:15,623 This is more fun than princess lessons. 901 00:45:17,554 --> 00:45:20,307 What are you doing this Saturday night? 902 00:45:20,394 --> 00:45:22,146 Oh, are you guys playing? 903 00:45:22,234 --> 00:45:24,304 We're rehearsing some new things. 904 00:45:24,394 --> 00:45:26,589 - We got two new songs. - Oh, yeah? 905 00:45:26,674 --> 00:45:29,791 Plus, surprise, we got the new parts for your 'Stang. 906 00:45:29,874 --> 00:45:31,466 Oh, yea. 907 00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:33,909 We could put it together together. 908 00:45:33,994 --> 00:45:36,462 Okay. Well, is this like a date? 909 00:45:36,554 --> 00:45:38,624 No. 910 00:45:38,714 --> 00:45:40,830 Music, cars. 911 00:45:40,914 --> 00:45:43,587 - Well, would it include pizza? - Of course. Pizza's a given. 912 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:44,993 With MandMs? 913 00:45:45,074 --> 00:45:46,632 Wait up! Wait for me! 914 00:45:46,714 --> 00:45:48,386 Not you! I don't even know you! 915 00:45:48,474 --> 00:45:50,749 - Well, then, I am in. - Great! 916 00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:51,869 Hi! Whoo-hoo! 917 00:45:51,954 --> 00:45:53,353 Saturday, it's on? 918 00:45:53,434 --> 00:45:55,425 Yeah. Great. Hi. Hey, Lil. 919 00:45:55,514 --> 00:45:57,186 - Hi. - What's up? 920 00:45:57,274 --> 00:45:59,230 - What's happening over there? - I don't know. 921 00:46:01,114 --> 00:46:02,103 What's going on? 922 00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:04,071 - Maybe it's a protest. - Maybe. 923 00:46:04,154 --> 00:46:05,348 Um, excuse me. Hi. 924 00:46:05,434 --> 00:46:07,265 Who are you all waiting for? 925 00:46:07,354 --> 00:46:09,265 There she is right there! That's Mia Thermopolis! 926 00:46:09,354 --> 00:46:10,673 We're waiting for you. 927 00:46:10,754 --> 00:46:11,823 Right here, Princess! Talk to me! 928 00:46:11,914 --> 00:46:13,267 Lilly, did you tell? 929 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:14,503 I didn't say anything! 930 00:46:14,594 --> 00:46:17,427 Princess Mia! Who's your favourite actor? 931 00:46:17,514 --> 00:46:19,106 Why are they calling her "Princess?" 932 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:21,833 Princess Mia, what do you do about pimples? 933 00:46:21,914 --> 00:46:23,313 Come on. Let's just go, please! 934 00:46:23,394 --> 00:46:26,943 Can we quote you, Your Majesty? 935 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,592 Come on, Mia. Let's get inside. 936 00:46:28,674 --> 00:46:31,472 Oh, Mia! Ohh! 937 00:46:31,554 --> 00:46:33,624 Wait! Wait! Wait! 938 00:46:33,714 --> 00:46:35,147 Excuse me, mister? Hi! 939 00:46:36,154 --> 00:46:37,633 The phone's ringing off the hook. 940 00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:39,909 What?! 941 00:46:39,994 --> 00:46:41,507 Oh! 942 00:46:41,594 --> 00:46:44,552 Mia, your mother's on her way. 943 00:46:45,754 --> 00:46:49,144 Gupta. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 944 00:46:49,234 --> 00:46:50,667 Mm-hmm. 945 00:46:52,634 --> 00:46:55,353 The queen is coming to Grove High School. 946 00:46:57,034 --> 00:46:58,865 A limo with flags! 947 00:46:58,954 --> 00:47:00,865 A Genovian limousine has arrived. 948 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:02,592 The queen is getting out. 949 00:47:02,674 --> 00:47:05,029 Your Majesty, why all the secrets? 950 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,708 All we keep hearing is "No comment." 951 00:47:07,794 --> 00:47:09,750 Do you have a comment? 952 00:47:09,834 --> 00:47:12,189 - Your Majesty. - Will you be visiting the White House? 953 00:47:12,274 --> 00:47:14,151 Are you taking the princess home? 954 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,031 Mom, I don't know who told on me. 955 00:47:19,114 --> 00:47:21,309 We'll get to the bottom of this. 956 00:47:21,394 --> 00:47:23,271 Here's your tea, Your Majesty. 957 00:47:23,354 --> 00:47:24,423 I'm sorry we don't have finer china. 958 00:47:24,514 --> 00:47:25,663 That's perfectly all right. 959 00:47:25,754 --> 00:47:28,393 Here. 960 00:47:28,474 --> 00:47:30,112 Joseph? 961 00:47:34,074 --> 00:47:35,746 - Speak. - Paolo? 962 00:47:35,834 --> 00:47:39,349 Majesty, it was I who told the press about you, Principessa. 963 00:47:39,434 --> 00:47:42,187 I outed you, so to speak. I don't mean to imply-- 964 00:47:42,274 --> 00:47:43,707 - Grazie. Ahh. - Prego. 965 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:45,022 But not for money, Principessa. 966 00:47:45,114 --> 00:47:46,991 Paolo hates money. He spits on money. 967 00:47:47,074 --> 00:47:48,223 There was no money. 968 00:47:48,314 --> 00:47:49,633 Well, there was some money. 969 00:47:49,714 --> 00:47:52,182 After all, a man like me, each ring is-- 970 00:47:52,274 --> 00:47:54,629 The point is, it was pride and ego 971 00:47:54,714 --> 00:47:57,592 who drove me to know that royalty would see one day 972 00:47:57,674 --> 00:48:00,188 the beauty was mine! The hair was mine! 973 00:48:00,274 --> 00:48:03,903 That I, Paolo Puttanesca, was responsible for-- Grazie. 974 00:48:03,994 --> 00:48:07,543 Prego. 975 00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:09,226 By the way, your hair-- magnificent. 976 00:48:09,314 --> 00:48:10,588 The next time, we go a little lighter, huh? 977 00:48:10,674 --> 00:48:11,902 Your Highness, would you like to say anything? 978 00:48:11,994 --> 00:48:14,667 Isn't that just awful? 979 00:48:14,754 --> 00:48:16,790 Doesn't anyone respect royalty any more? 980 00:48:16,874 --> 00:48:20,583 What is it like in Genovia, Your Majesty? 981 00:48:20,674 --> 00:48:22,585 Do people just fawn over you? 982 00:48:22,674 --> 00:48:26,223 I wonder, would you give us a moment alone? 983 00:48:26,314 --> 00:48:27,508 I'm the vice principal. 984 00:48:27,594 --> 00:48:30,870 Joseph, would you take this fine educator 985 00:48:30,954 --> 00:48:34,151 and show her your security plans for Amelia's safety? 986 00:48:34,234 --> 00:48:36,111 What? 987 00:48:36,194 --> 00:48:37,832 Ah, yes, of course. 988 00:48:37,914 --> 00:48:40,792 Your Majesty, thank you. 989 00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:42,307 Your security system is a bit lax. 990 00:48:42,394 --> 00:48:43,622 Oh, is it? 991 00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:45,511 A week ago, Mia was a normal little kid. 992 00:48:45,594 --> 00:48:48,745 She has never been normal. She was born royal. 993 00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:51,109 And we cope with the press every single day, 994 00:48:51,194 --> 00:48:52,388 and we will do it again. 995 00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:54,863 You don't have to do this. 996 00:48:54,954 --> 00:48:57,946 You can get out of this whole thing right now. 997 00:48:58,034 --> 00:48:59,592 Your mother is right, Amelia. 998 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:00,823 We had a bargain. 999 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:06,144 All right. I will think about it 1000 00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:08,509 and let you know soon. 1001 00:49:08,594 --> 00:49:10,869 Good. A diplomatic answer. 1002 00:49:10,954 --> 00:49:13,991 Polite, but vague. 1003 00:49:14,074 --> 00:49:15,587 Mia Thermopolis is the daughter 1004 00:49:15,674 --> 00:49:18,472 of local eclectic artist Helen Thermopolis. 1005 00:49:18,554 --> 00:49:20,704 They currently live in a refurbished firehouse 1006 00:49:20,794 --> 00:49:22,307 south of Market Street. 1007 00:49:22,394 --> 00:49:26,353 Mia is also the only grandchild of Queen Clarisse Renaldi 1008 00:49:26,434 --> 00:49:29,471 whose husband, King Rupert, passed away last year. 1009 00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:32,273 This is Nelson Davenport, K.R.L.H. 1010 00:49:36,914 --> 00:49:38,472 Will the feng shui club 1011 00:49:38,554 --> 00:49:41,830 please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn? 1012 00:49:41,914 --> 00:49:43,586 Hello? Princess? 1013 00:49:43,674 --> 00:49:45,744 You're the most popular girl in school. 1014 00:49:45,834 --> 00:49:47,267 Everybody wants to take your picture. 1015 00:49:47,354 --> 00:49:49,026 Everybody wants to be your best friend. 1016 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:50,547 - Hi, Lilly. - Hi. 1017 00:49:50,634 --> 00:49:52,784 Okay, so you know what? I've made a list 1018 00:49:52,874 --> 00:49:54,785 of all the reasons for you not to be a princess. 1019 00:49:54,874 --> 00:49:57,183 Number one: No privacy. 1020 00:49:57,274 --> 00:50:00,186 Number two: You always have to look just right. 1021 00:50:00,274 --> 00:50:01,343 Number three-- 1022 00:50:03,354 --> 00:50:05,663 Are you okay? 1023 00:50:05,754 --> 00:50:07,745 Number three. What was number three? 1024 00:50:07,834 --> 00:50:09,267 Okay. Number three.: You can't go nutso. 1025 00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,743 You can't be all "Bleah" during the day. 1026 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:13,506 Lilly, Lilly, um... 1027 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,425 I really don't want to talk about this at the moment, okay? 1028 00:50:15,514 --> 00:50:18,904 - Okay? - Okay. Well, just one last question. 1029 00:50:18,994 --> 00:50:20,188 Now that you're "out," 1030 00:50:20,274 --> 00:50:21,946 would you come on my cable show on Saturday night? 1031 00:50:22,034 --> 00:50:23,387 Yeah, sure. 1032 00:50:23,474 --> 00:50:24,827 I love you! 1033 00:50:24,914 --> 00:50:27,508 Okay, I'm gonna buy you another charm for your charm bracelet. 1034 00:50:27,594 --> 00:50:29,027 Okay? Okay. Ooh! 1035 00:50:29,114 --> 00:50:30,467 See you Saturday night! 1036 00:50:30,554 --> 00:50:32,306 Joe! 1037 00:50:36,194 --> 00:50:37,263 Yes, Miss Mia? 1038 00:50:37,354 --> 00:50:39,151 I don't want to run my own country. 1039 00:50:39,234 --> 00:50:41,225 I just want to pass tenth grade, 1040 00:50:41,314 --> 00:50:45,546 so can't I just tell everyone that I simply quit? 1041 00:50:45,634 --> 00:50:48,273 No one can quit being who they really are, 1042 00:50:48,354 --> 00:50:49,707 not even a princess. 1043 00:50:49,794 --> 00:50:52,467 Now, you can refuse the job, but you are a princess by birth. 1044 00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:55,148 How can I tell if I can even do the job? 1045 00:50:55,234 --> 00:50:57,190 By simply, simply trying. 1046 00:50:57,274 --> 00:50:59,265 Like the fancy dinner coming up. 1047 00:50:59,354 --> 00:51:01,345 She thinks you're ready. 1048 00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:03,584 Really? 1049 00:51:03,674 --> 00:51:06,142 Shall we practise entering like a princess? 1050 00:51:06,234 --> 00:51:09,306 Okay. 1051 00:51:09,394 --> 00:51:11,191 Entering. 1052 00:51:11,274 --> 00:51:14,710 At the grand ball, you enter with the queen, 1053 00:51:14,794 --> 00:51:19,185 but at the state dinner, you enter unaccompanied. 1054 00:51:19,274 --> 00:51:20,753 Shoulders back. 1055 00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:22,552 Smile. 1056 00:51:22,634 --> 00:51:25,307 They're all happy to see you. 1057 00:51:25,394 --> 00:51:26,622 Ah, there she is. 1058 00:51:26,714 --> 00:51:27,783 How is she? 1059 00:51:27,874 --> 00:51:29,671 You are much prettier. 1060 00:51:36,274 --> 00:51:38,583 Well done. The worst is over. 1061 00:51:38,674 --> 00:51:42,462 Our diligent prime minister, Sebastian Motaz. 1062 00:51:42,554 --> 00:51:43,669 Hello. 1063 00:51:43,754 --> 00:51:45,153 And his lovely wife, Sheila. 1064 00:51:45,234 --> 00:51:46,383 Nice to meet you. 1065 00:51:46,474 --> 00:51:47,953 And their charming daughter Marissa. 1066 00:51:48,034 --> 00:51:51,231 Oh! Lord Fricker, let me take your brandy glass. 1067 00:51:51,314 --> 00:51:52,872 You won't need it in there. 1068 00:51:52,954 --> 00:51:54,467 And easy on the schnapps. 1069 00:51:54,554 --> 00:51:55,907 Remember the winter dinner. 1070 00:51:55,994 --> 00:51:58,383 I'm not allowed to go to the party. 1071 00:52:00,714 --> 00:52:02,784 Dinner is served. 1072 00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:10,429 Her Majesty Queen Clarisse. 1073 00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:16,632 Someday we will own Genovia again 1074 00:52:16,714 --> 00:52:18,306 and you will be queen. 1075 00:52:18,394 --> 00:52:21,591 And your face will be on a postage stamp. 1076 00:52:35,714 --> 00:52:37,067 How are the children, Robbie? 1077 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,270 Would you like to see them, ma'am? 1078 00:52:40,954 --> 00:52:43,991 There's Ryan and there's Bridget. 1079 00:52:44,074 --> 00:52:46,793 Oh, they're beautiful. 1080 00:52:46,874 --> 00:52:48,592 Would you like to see? 1081 00:52:51,194 --> 00:52:52,343 So, Mr Prime Minister, 1082 00:52:52,434 --> 00:52:53,992 how would you say the pear market 1083 00:52:54,074 --> 00:52:55,587 is doing in Genovia? 1084 00:52:55,674 --> 00:52:58,472 The Genovian pear market is blossoming, 1085 00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:00,226 if you'll pardon the pun. 1086 00:53:17,914 --> 00:53:20,826 And that's their princess. Huh. 1087 00:53:22,354 --> 00:53:24,345 They grow up so fast, don't they? 1088 00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:25,787 Hi. You wanted to see me? 1089 00:53:25,874 --> 00:53:27,023 Is everything all right? 1090 00:53:27,114 --> 00:53:29,105 Um, yes, yes. 1091 00:53:29,194 --> 00:53:30,707 What was happening with the ice bucket? 1092 00:53:30,794 --> 00:53:34,548 Oh. Um, I just had a little clumsy moment. 1093 00:53:34,634 --> 00:53:35,669 - Okay. - Bye. 1094 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,870 The food's delicious, by the way. 1095 00:53:41,994 --> 00:53:44,110 It was for a feminist group in Scotland 1096 00:53:44,194 --> 00:53:45,593 called "Tarts for Tartan." 1097 00:53:45,674 --> 00:53:47,266 They were a wild bunch. 1098 00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:49,390 Very exciting. 1099 00:53:49,474 --> 00:53:50,827 Thank you. 1100 00:53:54,594 --> 00:53:56,949 Between the courses to cleanse the palate. 1101 00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:58,262 - Mmm. - Bien? 1102 00:54:08,074 --> 00:54:10,349 I'm sorry. It's a little cold. 1103 00:54:10,434 --> 00:54:11,549 She didn't realize it was frozen. 1104 00:54:11,634 --> 00:54:12,703 What should we do? 1105 00:54:12,794 --> 00:54:13,829 Well, we should take that much, too. 1106 00:54:13,914 --> 00:54:14,949 Just do the same thing. 1107 00:54:15,034 --> 00:54:16,911 No! No! It's cold! 1108 00:54:23,194 --> 00:54:25,025 They are acting like monkeys. 1109 00:54:25,114 --> 00:54:26,433 - Mmm! - Mmm! 1110 00:54:37,554 --> 00:54:40,785 Have you ever experienced that instant headache 1111 00:54:40,874 --> 00:54:42,068 when you eat ice too quickly? 1112 00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:44,989 No. 1113 00:54:49,234 --> 00:54:51,509 Wash your hands. 1114 00:55:00,874 --> 00:55:02,307 Excuse me. 1115 00:55:02,394 --> 00:55:04,191 I'm really sorry. 1116 00:55:04,274 --> 00:55:05,468 It happens all the time. 1117 00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:08,704 I would like to propose a toast 1118 00:55:08,794 --> 00:55:12,548 to the Baroness and Baron von Troken. 1119 00:55:12,634 --> 00:55:15,432 May you always be baron. 1120 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:23,590 Ahh, the famous Genovian pear and cheese dessert. 1121 00:55:23,674 --> 00:55:25,232 What else? 1122 00:55:32,314 --> 00:55:34,145 Ooh. 1123 00:55:38,514 --> 00:55:40,391 I'm outta here! 1124 00:55:40,474 --> 00:55:42,066 Oof! Aah! 1125 00:55:46,874 --> 00:55:49,308 Oh! I am sopping! 1126 00:55:52,234 --> 00:55:53,587 Was that my fault? 1127 00:56:14,634 --> 00:56:17,751 Shall we adjourn to the grand hall for coffee? 1128 00:56:31,714 --> 00:56:33,545 Sorry I let you down, Dad. 1129 00:56:36,874 --> 00:56:39,752 Goodnight, Louie. 1130 00:56:47,554 --> 00:56:51,342 This place was such a mess when I first arrived. 1131 00:56:51,434 --> 00:56:53,584 I've been spending every spare moment in it I can. 1132 00:56:55,114 --> 00:56:57,264 Pick up one of these. Make yourself useful. 1133 00:56:57,354 --> 00:56:58,389 Spray everything. 1134 00:56:58,474 --> 00:56:59,987 You're not mad at me for what happened? 1135 00:57:00,074 --> 00:57:01,792 Actually, I found it rather funny. 1136 00:57:01,874 --> 00:57:04,263 Reminds me of my first royal dinner party. 1137 00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:06,914 I accidentally knocked over a suit of armour 1138 00:57:06,994 --> 00:57:10,384 and the spear went right through the suckling pig. 1139 00:57:13,994 --> 00:57:19,193 Amelia, why don't we cancel lessons for today 1140 00:57:19,274 --> 00:57:20,593 and just have some fun? 1141 00:57:20,674 --> 00:57:21,823 Fun? 1142 00:57:21,914 --> 00:57:24,508 You mean you're not too busy for something like that? 1143 00:57:24,594 --> 00:57:26,710 Your Majesty, Lady Jerome has just arrived, 1144 00:57:26,794 --> 00:57:29,183 and I have the French consulate's assistant on hold. 1145 00:57:29,274 --> 00:57:31,105 He wants to confirm tonight's dinner. 1146 00:57:31,194 --> 00:57:33,230 Send my apologies. Cancel everything for today. 1147 00:57:33,314 --> 00:57:37,102 I'm being shown San Francisco by a true San Franciscan. 1148 00:57:37,194 --> 00:57:39,833 - Tell Joseph I'll need the car. - Yes, ma'am. 1149 00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:44,430 Oh, wait! I want to show you my baby. 1150 00:57:55,714 --> 00:57:58,353 I haven't sat in the front seat of a car 1151 00:57:58,434 --> 00:58:00,186 in the longest time. 1152 00:58:00,274 --> 00:58:03,027 By the way, thanks for the money for my car, Grandma. 1153 00:58:03,114 --> 00:58:05,389 So, where are you taking me? 1154 00:58:05,474 --> 00:58:07,783 Well, do you have any change? 1155 00:58:07,874 --> 00:58:11,549 No! It's not appropriate for royalty to jingle. 1156 00:58:11,634 --> 00:58:13,989 Okay. I'll get the change. 1157 00:58:15,354 --> 00:58:16,469 Oh, this one's my favourite! 1158 00:58:16,554 --> 00:58:17,782 What you do is you put the quarter in, 1159 00:58:17,874 --> 00:58:19,193 and then you grab his hand. 1160 00:58:19,274 --> 00:58:20,627 I touch that? 1161 00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:21,749 Yes, you touch that. 1162 00:58:21,834 --> 00:58:23,665 And then you press the button... 1163 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:25,426 - and, uh-- - Yeah? 1164 00:58:25,514 --> 00:58:27,789 - And then you just go. - All right. 1165 00:58:27,874 --> 00:58:32,072 Looks like Rupert's cousin from Liechtenstein. 1166 00:58:32,154 --> 00:58:33,428 How do I know when it's ready? 1167 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,425 Oh, it'll just go. There you go! 1168 00:58:35,514 --> 00:58:37,948 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Ow! 1169 00:58:38,034 --> 00:58:40,070 You enjoy this humiliation? 1170 00:58:40,154 --> 00:58:41,189 Well, it's hard the first time, 1171 00:58:41,274 --> 00:58:42,309 but you can do it again. 1172 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:44,112 Hold this. 1173 00:58:44,194 --> 00:58:45,991 Oh, come on! You can do it, Grandma! 1174 00:58:46,074 --> 00:58:47,348 I'm ready for you this time! 1175 00:58:47,434 --> 00:58:48,787 Ready? 1176 00:58:48,874 --> 00:58:50,353 Go! It's going! It's going! 1177 00:58:50,434 --> 00:58:52,470 Go, go, go, go, go! You're doing it! 1178 00:58:52,554 --> 00:58:54,385 You're doing it! Go! Oh, yes! 1179 00:58:54,474 --> 00:58:55,623 Hah! Ho! 1180 00:58:55,714 --> 00:58:57,033 Got it! Give me five! 1181 00:58:57,114 --> 00:58:58,149 - Five? - Five. 1182 00:58:58,234 --> 00:58:59,223 Oh! 1183 00:59:03,234 --> 00:59:04,553 Oh! 1184 00:59:04,634 --> 00:59:06,545 I want one of these! 1185 00:59:06,634 --> 00:59:08,545 Just not this one. 1186 00:59:11,994 --> 00:59:17,068 So, did my father always want to be a prince? 1187 00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:18,872 Oh, yes. 1188 00:59:18,954 --> 00:59:22,583 Except once, about 1 5 years ago, 1189 00:59:22,674 --> 00:59:25,711 he seriously considered renouncing his title 1190 00:59:25,794 --> 00:59:27,512 because he met a lovely artist 1191 00:59:27,594 --> 00:59:29,152 who showed him wonderful things 1192 00:59:29,234 --> 00:59:30,906 about how life could be-- 1193 00:59:30,994 --> 00:59:32,746 how he could be. 1194 00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:35,153 But? 1195 00:59:36,794 --> 00:59:39,433 But he had a decision to make, 1196 00:59:39,514 --> 00:59:41,152 and nobody could make it for him. 1197 00:59:41,234 --> 00:59:43,589 Not I-- though many people thought I did-- 1198 00:59:43,674 --> 00:59:45,073 or anybody else. 1199 00:59:45,154 --> 00:59:48,510 Phillipe knew that my firstborn, 1200 00:59:48,594 --> 00:59:50,107 his brother Pierre, wanted to abdicate, 1201 00:59:50,194 --> 00:59:51,468 which he did, eventually, 1202 00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:53,306 to join the church. 1203 00:59:53,394 --> 00:59:54,588 Your father realized 1204 00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:57,268 that the love he could have for one person-- 1205 00:59:57,354 --> 00:59:58,992 or even two-- 1206 00:59:59,074 --> 01:00:01,269 could not make him forget the love he felt 1207 01:00:01,354 --> 01:00:03,549 for his country and its people. 1208 01:00:05,354 --> 01:00:09,188 It was the hardest thing he ever had to do. 1209 01:00:11,034 --> 01:00:13,389 Um, oh. 1210 01:00:13,474 --> 01:00:14,793 Do you want a bite of this? 1211 01:00:14,874 --> 01:00:18,662 Why not? 1212 01:00:18,754 --> 01:00:20,984 Well, here goes. 1213 01:00:24,314 --> 01:00:26,464 Why, it's delicious! 1214 01:00:26,554 --> 01:00:27,748 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1215 01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:30,792 Oh, okay! Well, then, let's get another one! 1216 01:00:30,874 --> 01:00:34,105 I know it's the fastest way back to the consulate, 1217 01:00:34,194 --> 01:00:36,105 but I hate this hill! 1218 01:00:36,194 --> 01:00:38,754 I do believe I'm beginning to feel that corn dog. 1219 01:00:41,274 --> 01:00:43,663 Maybe you can just sneak gently through? 1220 01:00:43,754 --> 01:00:45,585 - Okay, I'll try. - Good. 1221 01:00:45,674 --> 01:00:46,948 Right. Now, blaze on up. 1222 01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:49,150 - I got it! - Yes, you've got it. 1223 01:00:49,234 --> 01:00:51,350 - I got it! - You've got it! 1224 01:00:51,434 --> 01:00:52,583 Uhh! 1225 01:00:52,674 --> 01:00:54,346 I haven't got it! 1226 01:00:54,434 --> 01:00:56,550 Uh-oh! Mia! Mia, brake! 1227 01:00:56,634 --> 01:00:58,704 Brake! Look out! 1228 01:00:58,794 --> 01:01:00,512 Down here! 1229 01:01:01,954 --> 01:01:04,024 - Oh! - Oh! 1230 01:01:04,114 --> 01:01:06,674 9-1-1 , I need to report an accident. 1231 01:01:06,754 --> 01:01:08,949 You didn't hear the bell? 1232 01:01:11,274 --> 01:01:13,868 - They put me on hold. - Oh, for the love of God! 1233 01:01:13,954 --> 01:01:16,787 Put down destruction of public property. 1234 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:19,308 I will, I will. And last, but not least, 1235 01:01:19,394 --> 01:01:21,271 driving without a licence. 1236 01:01:21,354 --> 01:01:23,788 Accompanied by an adult whose licence expired 1237 01:01:23,874 --> 01:01:25,592 45 years ago. 1238 01:01:25,674 --> 01:01:27,744 I've been trying to tell you, Officer, 1239 01:01:27,834 --> 01:01:30,268 licences don't expire in Genovia. 1240 01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:31,389 Not for the queen. 1241 01:01:31,474 --> 01:01:33,829 Don't I have diplomatic immunity? 1242 01:01:33,914 --> 01:01:36,109 You do, but her we have to take downtown. 1243 01:01:36,194 --> 01:01:37,229 What? 1244 01:01:37,314 --> 01:01:38,542 I'm sorry, miss. 1245 01:01:38,634 --> 01:01:40,545 It's all right, Officer. I understand. 1246 01:01:40,634 --> 01:01:43,194 I-- 1247 01:01:43,274 --> 01:01:45,788 I understand perfectly. 1248 01:01:45,874 --> 01:01:47,512 You do? 1249 01:01:47,594 --> 01:01:51,109 Mia, no town, no city, no country, 1250 01:01:51,194 --> 01:01:52,388 can function peacefully 1251 01:01:52,474 --> 01:01:55,989 if its officers and its transportation engineers 1252 01:01:56,074 --> 01:01:58,065 don't follow the letter of the law. 1253 01:01:58,154 --> 01:01:59,587 Why, I would be proud 1254 01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:02,746 to have two such fine, honourable gentlemen 1255 01:02:02,834 --> 01:02:04,028 serving in Genovia. 1256 01:02:04,114 --> 01:02:05,467 Aw, shucks, ma'am. 1257 01:02:05,554 --> 01:02:07,909 Ma'am, we're not all that. 1258 01:02:07,994 --> 01:02:10,713 Oh, but you most certainly are. 1259 01:02:10,794 --> 01:02:12,147 As a matter of fact, 1260 01:02:12,234 --> 01:02:14,953 I would like to bestow upon you 1261 01:02:15,034 --> 01:02:17,264 the honour of the, um, 1262 01:02:17,354 --> 01:02:19,584 Genovian Order of the... 1263 01:02:19,674 --> 01:02:23,792 uh, Genovian Order of the Rose. 1264 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:26,183 Oh-- Oh! Ooh! 1265 01:02:26,274 --> 01:02:29,232 - Ooh! - Ooh! 1266 01:02:29,314 --> 01:02:30,349 Oh. 1267 01:02:30,434 --> 01:02:32,550 Won't you please kneel? 1268 01:02:34,634 --> 01:02:37,467 Um, does anybody have a sabre? 1269 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:39,033 Oh! I've got an umbrella! 1270 01:02:39,114 --> 01:02:41,389 I have an emergency brake. 1271 01:02:41,474 --> 01:02:43,749 This will do fine, thank you. 1272 01:02:43,834 --> 01:02:46,826 With the power vested in me 1273 01:02:46,914 --> 01:02:49,382 by the royal crown of Genovia, 1274 01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:51,032 I dub thee-- 1275 01:02:51,114 --> 01:02:53,628 Artie Washington, San Francisco, ma'am. 1276 01:02:53,714 --> 01:02:55,386 Arthur Washington. 1277 01:02:55,474 --> 01:02:56,463 And I dub thee-- 1278 01:02:56,554 --> 01:02:58,988 Bruce Macintosh of San Leandro. 1279 01:02:59,074 --> 01:03:01,224 Bruce Macintosh... 1280 01:03:01,314 --> 01:03:03,703 masters of the Order of the Rose. 1281 01:03:03,794 --> 01:03:05,352 And all of you bear witness 1282 01:03:05,434 --> 01:03:07,026 to this auspicious moment in history. 1283 01:03:07,114 --> 01:03:08,342 Please rise. 1284 01:03:08,434 --> 01:03:10,390 Wait till I go home and tell Bernice. 1285 01:03:10,474 --> 01:03:13,546 Now, Mia, I know you don't want to go 1286 01:03:13,634 --> 01:03:15,147 all the way downtown, but-- 1287 01:03:15,234 --> 01:03:16,872 That really won't be necessary. 1288 01:03:16,954 --> 01:03:18,672 No one got hurt, did they? 1289 01:03:18,754 --> 01:03:19,823 - We're insured. - Okay. 1290 01:03:19,914 --> 01:03:23,111 Chivalry ain't dead, you know, so-- 1291 01:03:23,194 --> 01:03:25,947 Noble Arthur, how very kind. 1292 01:03:26,034 --> 01:03:27,786 Do you need a lift home? 1293 01:03:27,874 --> 01:03:29,023 Oh, that would be very helpful, thank you. 1294 01:03:29,114 --> 01:03:30,103 Come along, Mia. 1295 01:03:30,194 --> 01:03:31,707 Goodbye, trolley people! 1296 01:03:31,794 --> 01:03:33,432 Please take the car to Doctor Motors? 1297 01:03:33,514 --> 01:03:34,993 - Goodbye! - So long! 1298 01:03:35,074 --> 01:03:36,143 Goodbye! 1299 01:03:36,234 --> 01:03:37,952 Goodbye. 1300 01:03:38,034 --> 01:03:39,547 You were awesome! 1301 01:03:39,634 --> 01:03:41,750 You are the coolest queen ever! 1302 01:03:41,834 --> 01:03:43,711 All in a day's work. 1303 01:03:43,794 --> 01:03:45,705 Wave goodbye! That's a queen! 1304 01:03:45,794 --> 01:03:48,308 Would you like to slide in first? 1305 01:03:48,394 --> 01:03:49,747 I never slide. 1306 01:03:49,834 --> 01:03:51,153 Goodbye. 1307 01:03:51,234 --> 01:03:52,349 Thank you. 1308 01:03:52,434 --> 01:03:53,469 Goodbye! 1309 01:03:53,554 --> 01:03:54,703 Hey, Bruce! 1310 01:03:54,794 --> 01:03:56,193 How about gettin'on your royal carriage 1311 01:03:56,274 --> 01:03:58,026 and gettin'us out of here? 1312 01:04:05,554 --> 01:04:08,751 Here she is. This is the possible new princess of Genovia here. 1313 01:04:08,834 --> 01:04:11,473 That's right. Genovia. Anyone know where Genovia is? Anyone? 1314 01:04:11,554 --> 01:04:12,953 It's a country between France and Spain. 1315 01:04:13,034 --> 01:04:14,467 That was a question on Jeopardy. 1316 01:04:14,554 --> 01:04:16,704 This is the girl that won the genetic lottery. 1317 01:04:16,794 --> 01:04:18,671 Look! Here's the princess! 1318 01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:20,267 Okay, back up. Let's go. 1319 01:04:20,354 --> 01:04:21,867 The princess is late for school. 1320 01:04:21,954 --> 01:04:24,263 - Could you sign my backpack? - Hi, Princess. 1321 01:04:24,354 --> 01:04:25,992 May I have your autograph, please? 1322 01:04:26,074 --> 01:04:27,143 Hi. What's your name? 1323 01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:28,269 Lilly. 1324 01:04:28,354 --> 01:04:30,709 Lilly? That's my best friend's name. 1325 01:04:30,794 --> 01:04:32,830 Would you consider you and the princess best friends? 1326 01:04:32,914 --> 01:04:35,030 Um, I would definitely say that. 1327 01:04:35,114 --> 01:04:36,388 I mean, we do everything together. 1328 01:04:36,474 --> 01:04:38,226 We shop together, we get our hair done together. 1329 01:04:38,314 --> 01:04:40,032 We even finish each other's sentences. 1330 01:04:40,114 --> 01:04:41,149 It's very cool. 1331 01:04:41,234 --> 01:04:43,350 - And what's your name? - Charlotte. 1332 01:04:43,434 --> 01:04:45,629 Charlotte? You two must be twins, huh? 1333 01:04:45,714 --> 01:04:46,863 Yes. 1334 01:04:46,954 --> 01:04:49,991 You know, I don't have any sisters, but I do have a cat-- Fat Louie. 1335 01:04:50,074 --> 01:04:51,507 That's a funny name! 1336 01:04:51,594 --> 01:04:54,233 Will you take a picture with me, Princess? 1337 01:04:54,314 --> 01:04:55,508 The princess is late for algebra. 1338 01:04:55,594 --> 01:04:57,505 Thank you so much. 1339 01:04:57,594 --> 01:05:00,062 The pack is back. Are you ready? 1340 01:05:24,794 --> 01:05:26,432 Mia. 1341 01:05:28,754 --> 01:05:30,506 Hi. Hi. 1342 01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:33,062 Step into my office. 1343 01:05:36,354 --> 01:05:37,833 Hey. 1344 01:05:37,914 --> 01:05:38,903 Hi. 1345 01:05:38,994 --> 01:05:40,268 So, um... 1346 01:05:40,354 --> 01:05:43,152 I hope what Lana said on TV didn't freak you out too much. 1347 01:05:43,234 --> 01:05:44,713 - No. - Okay, good. 1348 01:05:44,794 --> 01:05:46,785 Because I broke up with her because of it, 1349 01:05:46,874 --> 01:05:49,388 and I hate phoney publicity seekers. 1350 01:05:49,474 --> 01:05:50,702 Anyway... 1351 01:05:50,794 --> 01:05:52,750 Saturday night's the big beach party. 1352 01:05:52,834 --> 01:05:54,506 Uh-huh. 1353 01:05:54,594 --> 01:05:56,824 Well, I think it'd be cool if we went together. 1354 01:05:56,914 --> 01:05:59,667 See you on the waves? 1355 01:05:59,754 --> 01:06:00,869 Okay. 1356 01:06:00,954 --> 01:06:01,989 Okay. 1357 01:06:02,074 --> 01:06:03,951 Bye. 1358 01:06:06,874 --> 01:06:08,227 Attention. 1359 01:06:08,314 --> 01:06:11,067 Remember to watch Grove High School's TVcable show 1360 01:06:11,154 --> 01:06:14,385 Saturday nights with your host Lilly Moscovitz. 1361 01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:15,463 Michael. 1362 01:06:15,554 --> 01:06:16,748 Princess. 1363 01:06:16,834 --> 01:06:19,826 You will never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me. 1364 01:06:19,914 --> 01:06:21,267 "Can I borrow a comb?" 1365 01:06:21,354 --> 01:06:25,905 No. He asked me to go to the Baker Beach party with him. 1366 01:06:25,994 --> 01:06:27,905 That's this Saturday, right? 1367 01:06:27,994 --> 01:06:29,507 Yeah. So I was thinking 1368 01:06:29,594 --> 01:06:31,152 I could come by the garage next week 1369 01:06:31,234 --> 01:06:33,668 and listen to your band play then. All right? 1370 01:06:33,754 --> 01:06:35,346 Oh, yeah. That's-- Yeah. 1371 01:06:35,434 --> 01:06:37,504 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1372 01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:38,947 All right. Well, I have to go, 1373 01:06:39,034 --> 01:06:42,026 but thank you so much. Bye! 1374 01:06:42,114 --> 01:06:43,103 Bye. 1375 01:06:53,554 --> 01:06:55,033 Is Joseph driving you? 1376 01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:57,833 No.Joseph was nice enough to take the night off. 1377 01:06:57,914 --> 01:06:59,347 I'm gonna take the school bus with the other kids. 1378 01:06:59,434 --> 01:07:01,994 Okay. I look like an asparagus. 1379 01:07:02,074 --> 01:07:03,826 But a very, very cute asparagus. 1380 01:07:03,914 --> 01:07:04,949 No, it's okay. Don't worry. 1381 01:07:05,034 --> 01:07:06,911 I'm just gonna wear my blue suit. 1382 01:07:06,994 --> 01:07:08,746 Are you nervous about the beach party? 1383 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:11,109 No. Actually, I'm kind of excited. 1384 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,185 I think I might get my first real kiss. 1385 01:07:13,274 --> 01:07:17,062 - Oh! Who from? -Josh Bryant. 1386 01:07:17,154 --> 01:07:19,190 That Backstreet Boy clone you've had a crush on forever? 1387 01:07:19,274 --> 01:07:21,629 Okay. He is not a Backstreet Boy clone. 1388 01:07:21,714 --> 01:07:23,033 He's a sailor. 1389 01:07:23,114 --> 01:07:24,832 I thought he was never nice to you. 1390 01:07:24,914 --> 01:07:27,348 Oh. Well. 1391 01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:30,312 I don't know. He is now. 1392 01:07:30,394 --> 01:07:31,986 I just kind of hope that... 1393 01:07:32,074 --> 01:07:33,826 if he kisses me... 1394 01:07:33,914 --> 01:07:35,632 um, my foot pops. 1395 01:07:35,714 --> 01:07:36,942 Pops? 1396 01:07:37,034 --> 01:07:40,106 Yeah. You know, in old films 1397 01:07:40,194 --> 01:07:41,786 whenever a girl gets seriously kissed, 1398 01:07:41,874 --> 01:07:45,992 her foot would just kind of... pop. 1399 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:02,465 Pop! 1400 01:08:02,554 --> 01:08:05,591 Okay. I'm gonna go change now. 1401 01:08:05,674 --> 01:08:09,064 I hope you get your first real foot-poppin' kiss. 1402 01:08:13,754 --> 01:08:17,588 We are Mark and Brian and welcome to the Baker Beach bash. 1403 01:08:17,674 --> 01:08:19,153 Now, with one week left of school, 1404 01:08:19,234 --> 01:08:20,462 you're gonna be out for the summer, 1405 01:08:20,554 --> 01:08:21,669 and we know what's on your mind. 1406 01:08:21,754 --> 01:08:23,346 How are you gonna find that summer love? 1407 01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:26,631 And if you do, how do you know if it's true? 1408 01:08:26,714 --> 01:08:28,432 Well, here to tell us all about it, please welcome... 1409 01:08:28,514 --> 01:08:29,913 Lana and the Lanettes! 1410 01:08:29,994 --> 01:08:34,545 Lana, Anna and Fontana! 1411 01:09:13,074 --> 01:09:14,985 - Uhh! - That was so-- 1412 01:09:15,074 --> 01:09:16,393 - Awesome, huh? - Amazing! 1413 01:09:16,474 --> 01:09:18,624 Ha ha! I'm glad you had fun. 1414 01:09:18,714 --> 01:09:20,591 I thought you'd get scared, honestly, 1415 01:09:20,674 --> 01:09:21,823 'cause most of the girls I take on the boat, 1416 01:09:21,914 --> 01:09:22,949 they freak out. 1417 01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:24,865 Oh, no. I wasn't scared. 1418 01:09:34,994 --> 01:09:38,350 And now it's time for your favourite talk show host... 1419 01:09:38,434 --> 01:09:40,390 direct from Grove High School, 1420 01:09:40,474 --> 01:09:41,509 the lovely Lilly. 1421 01:09:45,914 --> 01:09:47,905 It's Saturday night, 1422 01:09:47,994 --> 01:09:49,347 and welcome to my cable show, 1423 01:09:49,434 --> 01:09:51,425 Shut up and Listen. 1424 01:09:51,514 --> 01:09:52,549 Later on in my show, 1425 01:09:52,634 --> 01:09:54,943 I will be joined by our very own Princess Mia 1426 01:09:55,034 --> 01:09:58,106 to discuss her positive opinion 1427 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,503 of the "Save the Sea Otter" movement. 1428 01:10:00,594 --> 01:10:02,232 Until she arrives, 1429 01:10:02,314 --> 01:10:06,193 I've asked Grove's magic master, Jeremiah Hart, 1430 01:10:06,274 --> 01:10:10,267 to entertain us with some sleight of hand. 1431 01:10:10,354 --> 01:10:12,310 Hello, folks. 1432 01:10:39,114 --> 01:10:40,786 Awesome! 1433 01:10:40,874 --> 01:10:43,593 Hey, Princess! Give us a smile! 1434 01:10:43,674 --> 01:10:45,312 How did they find me here? 1435 01:10:45,394 --> 01:10:46,509 What? 1436 01:10:46,594 --> 01:10:48,585 How did they find me here? 1437 01:10:48,674 --> 01:10:50,073 Hey, wave, everybody! 1438 01:10:50,154 --> 01:10:51,906 You're on TV! 1439 01:10:51,994 --> 01:10:54,986 Wait, Princess, don't be shy! 1440 01:10:55,074 --> 01:10:56,587 Come back! 1441 01:10:56,674 --> 01:10:59,234 Hey, chopper boy, look over here! 1442 01:10:59,314 --> 01:11:01,111 Royal deejays! 1443 01:11:04,474 --> 01:11:05,748 Josh! 1444 01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:09,827 Oh, no! I am so sorry about all this. 1445 01:11:09,914 --> 01:11:12,064 No, it's fine. It's fine. They can't get us in here. 1446 01:11:12,154 --> 01:11:13,269 We were having such a good time, 1447 01:11:13,354 --> 01:11:15,106 and then they came and ruined it. 1448 01:11:15,194 --> 01:11:17,662 I know, I know. Look, they can't see us. 1449 01:11:17,754 --> 01:11:19,107 We can't see them. 1450 01:11:19,194 --> 01:11:23,267 We're all alone in this little shack. 1451 01:11:23,354 --> 01:11:24,469 Actually, you know what? 1452 01:11:24,554 --> 01:11:28,229 It's kind of cosy in here... 1453 01:11:28,314 --> 01:11:31,226 and there's no one I'd rather be here with than you, Mia. 1454 01:11:31,314 --> 01:11:34,192 Really? 1455 01:11:34,274 --> 01:11:35,502 Yeah. 1456 01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:45,188 -Josh? - Mm-hmm? 1457 01:11:45,274 --> 01:11:46,787 This isn't romantic. 1458 01:11:46,874 --> 01:11:48,512 Um, it just-- 1459 01:11:48,594 --> 01:11:49,913 No. It's my foot. 1460 01:11:49,994 --> 01:11:51,507 It's caught in a volleyball net, 1461 01:11:51,594 --> 01:11:53,550 - and I-- - Yeah. Here. 1462 01:11:53,634 --> 01:11:55,511 Ooh! 1463 01:11:58,714 --> 01:12:01,353 Hey! My dad thinks I'm a princess! 1464 01:12:01,434 --> 01:12:02,662 I'm a friend of Mia's! 1465 01:12:02,754 --> 01:12:04,426 I tell you what. While we're waiting, 1466 01:12:04,514 --> 01:12:06,869 how about a foot massage? 1467 01:12:06,954 --> 01:12:09,991 That would be so wonderful. Thank you. 1468 01:12:10,074 --> 01:12:12,907 No. Actually, I mean you give me one. 1469 01:12:12,994 --> 01:12:15,747 Oh, yeah. 1470 01:12:16,794 --> 01:12:21,914 And indeed, it is the queen of hearts! 1471 01:12:23,474 --> 01:12:24,987 Thank you, Jeremiah, 1472 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,110 for your potpourri of prestidigitations 1473 01:12:27,194 --> 01:12:28,547 for the past hour. 1474 01:12:28,634 --> 01:12:31,751 Obviously, Princess Mia has a problem appearing here tonight, 1475 01:12:31,834 --> 01:12:34,667 and I'm sure she has a good excuse. 1476 01:12:34,754 --> 01:12:37,188 I'm Lilly Moscovitz for Shut up and Listen. 1477 01:12:37,274 --> 01:12:38,593 Thank you and goodnight. 1478 01:12:42,874 --> 01:12:44,353 Mia... 1479 01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:46,789 the coast is clear. 1480 01:12:46,874 --> 01:12:47,909 Really? 1481 01:12:47,994 --> 01:12:49,222 They're gone. Yeah. 1482 01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:50,542 Oh, good. 1483 01:12:53,754 --> 01:12:54,789 So, what do you say we go find 1484 01:12:54,874 --> 01:12:57,308 a more romantic spot? 1485 01:12:57,394 --> 01:12:58,588 Okay. 1486 01:12:58,674 --> 01:13:00,790 Quiet! Quiet! 1487 01:13:10,394 --> 01:13:11,383 No! Stay! 1488 01:13:12,594 --> 01:13:13,868 Give her a smooch! 1489 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:16,548 Come on! Give her a big, sloppy wet one! 1490 01:13:16,634 --> 01:13:17,669 Hold it! 1491 01:13:17,754 --> 01:13:19,107 Uhh! 1492 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:20,866 Hit him again! Hit him again! 1493 01:13:20,954 --> 01:13:24,264 Go away! No, no, no! Go away, all of you! 1494 01:13:24,354 --> 01:13:26,310 The princess has left the building. 1495 01:13:26,394 --> 01:13:28,544 What's your name? 1496 01:13:28,634 --> 01:13:30,272 Where do you go to school? 1497 01:13:30,354 --> 01:13:32,185 Josh Bryant. 1498 01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:34,424 I go to Grove High School. 1499 01:13:34,514 --> 01:13:36,186 What, are we friends with Mia now? 1500 01:13:36,274 --> 01:13:38,151 Yes. We hate Josh. 1501 01:13:38,234 --> 01:13:40,543 Sorry. It's hard to keep up with who we're not talking to. 1502 01:13:40,634 --> 01:13:42,226 Here she comes! 1503 01:13:42,314 --> 01:13:43,508 - Mia! - Mia! 1504 01:13:43,594 --> 01:13:44,947 I'm really sorry. I can't talk. 1505 01:13:45,034 --> 01:13:46,433 I have to go get my clothes. 1506 01:13:46,514 --> 01:13:47,708 Well, here. We've got your clothes. 1507 01:13:47,794 --> 01:13:48,863 You'll be a lot warmer. 1508 01:13:48,954 --> 01:13:49,943 You guys want to help me? 1509 01:13:50,034 --> 01:13:52,468 Yeah. You know, Josh is such an idiot. 1510 01:13:52,554 --> 01:13:53,987 We're gonna make sure no one bothers you. 1511 01:13:54,074 --> 01:13:56,668 Thank you. Um... 1512 01:13:56,754 --> 01:13:58,472 that's really nice of you. 1513 01:13:58,554 --> 01:13:59,589 This is so great of you. 1514 01:13:59,674 --> 01:14:00,868 Thank you so much. 1515 01:14:04,834 --> 01:14:06,267 Everything's fine. 1516 01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:07,389 Is anybody coming? 1517 01:14:07,474 --> 01:14:09,032 - No! - No! 1518 01:14:09,114 --> 01:14:10,229 Guys, I really appreciate this. 1519 01:14:10,314 --> 01:14:11,508 Thank you. 1520 01:14:11,594 --> 01:14:13,744 She's got her bathing suit off. 1521 01:14:15,274 --> 01:14:16,946 Okay, now! 1522 01:14:17,034 --> 01:14:19,389 Princess, hi! 1523 01:14:19,474 --> 01:14:21,749 That was the scream of Princess Mia. 1524 01:14:21,834 --> 01:14:23,870 Go away, all of you, please! 1525 01:14:23,954 --> 01:14:25,990 Okay. Come here, Mia. 1526 01:14:26,074 --> 01:14:29,464 Piranhas, all of you! Back off! 1527 01:14:31,994 --> 01:14:35,066 My mom always told me I couldn't cry 1528 01:14:35,154 --> 01:14:36,189 and told me to be a big girl, 1529 01:14:36,274 --> 01:14:39,107 but you've been hurt, so you just cry, okay? 1530 01:14:40,994 --> 01:14:44,031 It was really bad. 1531 01:14:44,114 --> 01:14:48,392 My foot didn't even pop. 1532 01:14:48,554 --> 01:14:49,669 It was just last night 1533 01:14:49,754 --> 01:14:51,585 that San Francisco's own little princess 1534 01:14:51,674 --> 01:14:52,948 partied at the beach. 1535 01:14:53,034 --> 01:14:54,911 But what started out as innocent fun 1536 01:14:54,994 --> 01:14:58,464 soon turned into allegedly too much fun. 1537 01:14:58,554 --> 01:15:01,466 This is Suki Sanchez for KPFW. 1538 01:15:02,914 --> 01:15:04,552 Please say something. 1539 01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:06,386 Well, there's not much to say. 1540 01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:09,068 A picture's worth a thousand words, 1541 01:15:09,154 --> 01:15:12,544 and you have two pictures. 1542 01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:15,273 I really embarrassed the family, didn't I? 1543 01:15:15,354 --> 01:15:19,393 Not to put too fine a point on it, yes, you did. 1544 01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:21,590 I think you're making a wise decision 1545 01:15:21,674 --> 01:15:23,585 to abstain from the job. 1546 01:15:23,674 --> 01:15:27,747 I suppose I won't come to the ball then. 1547 01:15:27,834 --> 01:15:29,506 Well, of course you should come. 1548 01:15:29,594 --> 01:15:30,629 You're still family. 1549 01:15:30,714 --> 01:15:32,227 Just because you don't want to be our princess 1550 01:15:32,314 --> 01:15:34,703 doesn't mean we're sending you into exile. 1551 01:15:34,794 --> 01:15:36,068 Your mother's planning to come. 1552 01:15:36,154 --> 01:15:37,951 All your guests are invited, 1553 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,025 except for your beach friends. 1554 01:15:40,114 --> 01:15:42,469 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1555 01:15:42,554 --> 01:15:43,589 I'm meeting with the press in an hour 1556 01:15:43,674 --> 01:15:44,993 to do some damage control. 1557 01:15:53,594 --> 01:15:55,664 You can come in now. 1558 01:15:59,754 --> 01:16:03,588 If I may say so, that did not go very well. 1559 01:16:03,674 --> 01:16:06,552 Is this the way a princess should act? 1560 01:16:06,634 --> 01:16:09,148 My information tells me that boy was using her. 1561 01:16:09,234 --> 01:16:11,190 The kiss was merely a device 1562 01:16:11,274 --> 01:16:13,868 so that he could get his 1 5 minutes of fame. 1563 01:16:13,954 --> 01:16:15,353 And her friends didn't help, either. 1564 01:16:15,434 --> 01:16:18,312 Anna, Falana, Banana, Bandana, Montana-- 1565 01:16:18,394 --> 01:16:20,589 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1566 01:16:20,674 --> 01:16:22,426 Why didn't she have enough common sense 1567 01:16:22,514 --> 01:16:23,708 to deal with this? 1568 01:16:23,794 --> 01:16:25,193 She's only 15... 1569 01:16:25,274 --> 01:16:28,072 but today, she acted beyond her years. 1570 01:16:28,154 --> 01:16:30,588 She showed great respect 1571 01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:32,187 and gracefully accepted your criticism. 1572 01:16:32,274 --> 01:16:35,186 You're saying that as a queen, I was too harsh on her. 1573 01:16:35,274 --> 01:16:37,742 I was critical of the person 1574 01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:40,792 who could become the next ruler of my country. 1575 01:16:40,874 --> 01:16:43,991 No. I'm saying, as a grandmother you might have been too harsh 1576 01:16:44,074 --> 01:16:45,746 on your granddaughter. 1577 01:16:49,594 --> 01:16:51,664 Do you think she can do it? 1578 01:16:51,754 --> 01:16:54,587 Oh, I have no doubts, ma'am. 1579 01:16:54,674 --> 01:16:56,790 I thought so, too. 1580 01:17:16,434 --> 01:17:18,152 Hey, it's Mia "Thermopolips." 1581 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:21,783 Can you autograph your picture for me? Josh did. 1582 01:17:21,874 --> 01:17:23,944 Hey, there's Princess Pucker-up. 1583 01:17:38,554 --> 01:17:39,907 Lilly? 1584 01:17:39,994 --> 01:17:43,873 Hey, can I talk to you for a minute, please? 1585 01:17:43,954 --> 01:17:46,627 Lilly, can I just talk to you for a minute? 1586 01:17:46,714 --> 01:17:48,466 - Is that cool? - Sure. 1587 01:17:48,554 --> 01:17:49,782 Let's talk. 1588 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,910 But about what, hmm? 1589 01:17:51,994 --> 01:17:53,507 How you broke my brother's heart, 1590 01:17:53,594 --> 01:17:56,188 or how you stuck me with Jeremiah during my cable show 1591 01:17:56,274 --> 01:17:59,152 doing, "pick a card, pick a card, pick a card." 1592 01:17:59,234 --> 01:18:00,303 I'm sorry, okay? 1593 01:18:00,394 --> 01:18:02,589 I forgot to call you and tell you that I couldn't make it. 1594 01:18:02,674 --> 01:18:04,824 So I was stuck with the happy Houdini 1595 01:18:04,914 --> 01:18:07,109 while you're making out with the yachting yahoo. 1596 01:18:07,194 --> 01:18:08,912 Those are really good alliterations. 1597 01:18:08,994 --> 01:18:11,030 No! I don't want to talk about alliterations! 1598 01:18:11,114 --> 01:18:13,708 Lilly, I came up here to tell you that I'm sorry! 1599 01:18:13,794 --> 01:18:15,864 Okay? I'm sorry I missed your cable show, 1600 01:18:15,954 --> 01:18:19,071 and I'm just really sorry. 1601 01:18:19,154 --> 01:18:22,191 I can't believe that you hung me up 1602 01:18:22,274 --> 01:18:24,344 after all I did for you. 1603 01:18:24,434 --> 01:18:26,504 You know, I kept your royal secret. 1604 01:18:26,594 --> 01:18:28,107 And do you know how hard it is 1605 01:18:28,194 --> 01:18:29,912 to have a cable show and keep a secret? 1606 01:18:29,994 --> 01:18:31,473 You didn't keep it a secret from me 1607 01:18:31,554 --> 01:18:33,624 how jerky you thought my being a princess was. 1608 01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:35,466 Well, congratulations. You got your wish. 1609 01:18:35,554 --> 01:18:37,067 I'm not gonna be a princess. 1610 01:18:37,154 --> 01:18:39,588 - You're not? - No. 1611 01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:42,825 But I want you to be. 1612 01:18:42,914 --> 01:18:44,745 What? 1613 01:18:46,594 --> 01:18:48,027 I didn't mean it. 1614 01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:50,503 The green monster of jealousy came out 1615 01:18:50,594 --> 01:18:52,664 because you were Miss Popular 1616 01:18:52,754 --> 01:18:54,585 and I thought I was losing my best friend 1617 01:18:54,674 --> 01:18:58,349 so I got angry and upset and hurt and-- 1618 01:18:58,434 --> 01:18:59,833 I told you! 1619 01:18:59,914 --> 01:19:01,825 I need an attitude adjustment. 1620 01:19:01,914 --> 01:19:04,587 But the truth is, 1621 01:19:04,674 --> 01:19:08,269 you being a princess is kind of a miracle. 1622 01:19:08,354 --> 01:19:09,867 Whoa! No! 1623 01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,672 What miracle? 1624 01:19:11,754 --> 01:19:13,790 It's a nightmare! 1625 01:19:13,874 --> 01:19:15,944 No! Think about it! 1626 01:19:16,034 --> 01:19:17,786 I just found out that my cable show 1627 01:19:17,874 --> 01:19:19,353 only reaches 12 people. 1628 01:19:19,434 --> 01:19:21,948 Wanting to rock the world 1629 01:19:22,034 --> 01:19:23,786 but having zip power like me-- 1630 01:19:23,874 --> 01:19:25,387 now that's a nightmare. 1631 01:19:25,474 --> 01:19:27,624 But you-- Wow! 1632 01:19:27,714 --> 01:19:29,545 I mean-- 1633 01:19:29,634 --> 01:19:32,626 Okay, what is so "Wow?" 1634 01:19:34,274 --> 01:19:36,947 Wow is having the power to affect change, 1635 01:19:37,034 --> 01:19:38,183 make people listen. 1636 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,344 How many teenagers have that power? 1637 01:19:40,434 --> 01:19:42,106 What more of a miracle do you want? 1638 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,513 Well... 1639 01:19:43,594 --> 01:19:47,223 we'll just have to find a different miracle. 1640 01:19:47,314 --> 01:19:50,386 Not more, just different. 1641 01:19:51,914 --> 01:19:54,189 Listen. 1642 01:19:54,274 --> 01:19:57,425 Tomorrow night is the Genovian Independence Day Ball, 1643 01:19:57,514 --> 01:19:59,630 and to make up for my missing your cable show, 1644 01:19:59,714 --> 01:20:01,511 I'm inviting you. 1645 01:20:01,594 --> 01:20:04,154 I hope you'll forgive me... 1646 01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:07,704 and I hope you come. 1647 01:20:14,234 --> 01:20:16,270 But what will I wear? 1648 01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:19,471 Mmm! Yea! 1649 01:20:19,554 --> 01:20:21,385 I don't know, but it doesn't really matter. 1650 01:20:21,474 --> 01:20:22,953 I'm just gonna be happy that you're gonna come! 1651 01:20:23,034 --> 01:20:25,229 Thanks. And you can be a princess. 1652 01:20:25,314 --> 01:20:26,349 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can. 1653 01:20:26,514 --> 01:20:27,629 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't. 1654 01:20:27,714 --> 01:20:29,193 No, I can't. 1655 01:20:29,274 --> 01:20:32,152 Come on. Let's move it in. Move in! Let's go! 1656 01:20:32,234 --> 01:20:33,428 Bobby Bad, hang up the phone! 1657 01:20:33,514 --> 01:20:35,311 Yes, Mom. I'll go to the dentist after school. 1658 01:20:35,394 --> 01:20:37,225 I hate it when they move in like that. 1659 01:20:37,314 --> 01:20:38,793 Mia, it's not a championship game. 1660 01:20:38,874 --> 01:20:40,865 It's not even a big game. It's just gym class. 1661 01:20:40,954 --> 01:20:42,069 Just hit the ball. 1662 01:20:42,154 --> 01:20:44,065 I don't want to flunk you in gym class. 1663 01:20:44,154 --> 01:20:45,382 Come on. You can do it. 1664 01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:47,942 Keep your eye on the ball. 1665 01:20:48,034 --> 01:20:50,673 That's all right! That's okay! 1666 01:20:50,754 --> 01:20:52,346 You're gonna hit it anyway! 1667 01:20:52,434 --> 01:20:54,345 Go Lions! 1668 01:20:56,354 --> 01:20:58,948 Oh, come on, girls. It's a ball, not a snake. 1669 01:20:59,034 --> 01:21:00,149 Back in formation! 1670 01:21:00,234 --> 01:21:01,383 I'm sorry. 1671 01:21:01,474 --> 01:21:02,907 Foul ball. Okay. It's all right. 1672 01:21:02,994 --> 01:21:04,427 You got a piece of it. It's okay. 1673 01:21:04,514 --> 01:21:05,788 Just focus. 1674 01:21:06,994 --> 01:21:08,109 Focus. 1675 01:21:08,194 --> 01:21:09,547 Focus. 1676 01:21:09,634 --> 01:21:10,669 That's all right! That's okay! 1677 01:21:10,754 --> 01:21:11,789 Come on, Mia. Remember, it's only a game! 1678 01:21:11,874 --> 01:21:12,909 Keep your eye on the ball. 1679 01:21:12,994 --> 01:21:14,825 Go Lions! 1680 01:21:14,914 --> 01:21:16,313 Great! 1681 01:21:16,394 --> 01:21:17,747 Let's go! Let's go! 1682 01:21:17,834 --> 01:21:20,348 Hey, Mia! Would you rather hit a beach ball? 1683 01:21:20,434 --> 01:21:21,992 Order me a pizza, huh? Pepperoni. 1684 01:21:22,074 --> 01:21:24,827 Uhh! 1685 01:21:24,914 --> 01:21:26,632 Oh! Oh! 1686 01:21:26,714 --> 01:21:29,672 - Run, Mia! - All right! Go! Go! 1687 01:21:29,754 --> 01:21:30,903 I gotta go. 1688 01:21:30,994 --> 01:21:32,029 Get up! 1689 01:21:32,114 --> 01:21:33,229 What are you doing? Get up! 1690 01:21:33,314 --> 01:21:35,384 All the way, Mia! 1691 01:21:37,114 --> 01:21:39,150 Hi,Josh. 1692 01:21:39,234 --> 01:21:40,383 Come on, girl! 1693 01:21:40,474 --> 01:21:43,147 All the way, Mia! Come on! 1694 01:21:43,234 --> 01:21:45,065 Safe! And you passed. 1695 01:21:45,154 --> 01:21:47,145 Whoo! Mia! 1696 01:21:47,234 --> 01:21:49,794 Nicejob, Mia. Way to go! 1697 01:21:52,354 --> 01:21:54,185 Oh! Uh, it's open. 1698 01:21:54,274 --> 01:21:56,026 Come on in. 1699 01:22:01,434 --> 01:22:04,073 Michael! Hi. 1700 01:22:04,154 --> 01:22:05,303 How are you? 1701 01:22:06,794 --> 01:22:07,943 - What? - Little guy on your-- 1702 01:22:08,034 --> 01:22:11,071 Oh! Um... 1703 01:22:15,554 --> 01:22:18,751 Did Lilly tell you that I called? 1704 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:20,745 Because I, uh, called. 1705 01:22:20,834 --> 01:22:22,506 I brought your car. 1706 01:22:22,594 --> 01:22:24,073 Oh, thank you. 1707 01:22:24,154 --> 01:22:25,872 Seven times I called. 1708 01:22:25,954 --> 01:22:27,023 Doc said that he fixed what he could 1709 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:28,103 and if you had any problems to give him a call. 1710 01:22:28,194 --> 01:22:29,752 Oh, okay. Um-- 1711 01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:31,153 Do you want the cheque now? 1712 01:22:31,234 --> 01:22:32,747 'Cause I have the last payment and-- 1713 01:22:32,834 --> 01:22:35,712 Yeah. Thank you. 1714 01:22:35,794 --> 01:22:38,024 Are you hungry or thirsty? 1715 01:22:38,114 --> 01:22:40,503 - No. - Oh! Here it is. 1716 01:22:40,594 --> 01:22:42,425 Um, look. 1717 01:22:42,514 --> 01:22:44,664 Thank you so much for doing this for me. 1718 01:22:44,754 --> 01:22:46,631 It's really, really great of you. 1719 01:22:46,714 --> 01:22:48,511 I didn't do it for you. Doc lets the band practise. 1720 01:22:48,594 --> 01:22:50,027 Right. Of course. 1721 01:22:50,114 --> 01:22:51,149 I help with the cars. 1722 01:22:51,234 --> 01:22:52,587 Oh, here. 1723 01:22:52,674 --> 01:22:54,027 Oh, thanks. 1724 01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:59,314 I know you're still mad at me for blowing you off, 1725 01:22:59,394 --> 01:23:02,909 and I'm really sorry I did, 1726 01:23:02,994 --> 01:23:06,430 but I am going to try to make it up to you. 1727 01:23:08,794 --> 01:23:09,829 How? 1728 01:23:09,914 --> 01:23:12,223 Well, um, I'm still going 1729 01:23:12,314 --> 01:23:13,633 to the Genovian Independence Day Ball, 1730 01:23:13,714 --> 01:23:16,945 and I'm inviting you. 1731 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:19,867 It could be fun, you know. 1732 01:23:19,954 --> 01:23:22,991 I'm wearing this great dress that I can't breathe in 1733 01:23:23,074 --> 01:23:25,110 and Lilly's got a date, and-- 1734 01:23:25,194 --> 01:23:26,991 Josh looks better in a tux. 1735 01:23:27,074 --> 01:23:29,793 Oh. 1736 01:23:29,874 --> 01:23:31,785 But, see, it's-- 1737 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:36,709 I really want you to be the one I share it with. 1738 01:23:36,794 --> 01:23:38,785 You don't have to wear a tux. 1739 01:23:38,874 --> 01:23:42,264 You can wear sweatpants for all I care, you know? 1740 01:23:44,794 --> 01:23:47,308 Don't-- Don't worry about me. 1741 01:23:47,394 --> 01:23:50,272 I just consider myself royally flushed. 1742 01:24:03,554 --> 01:24:05,749 Ow! 1743 01:24:05,834 --> 01:24:07,267 Stop the bovine massacre! 1744 01:24:07,354 --> 01:24:08,673 Sign up now and save a cow! 1745 01:24:08,754 --> 01:24:10,346 Vegetarians have right to eat special. 1746 01:24:10,434 --> 01:24:12,390 Make Grove School more tofu-friendly. 1747 01:24:12,474 --> 01:24:13,827 - Hello. - Hi. 1748 01:24:13,914 --> 01:24:15,472 Go sit by Jeremiah. I'll be there in a minute. 1749 01:24:15,554 --> 01:24:16,748 Okay. 1750 01:24:16,834 --> 01:24:18,790 She's wearing that dorky hat again. 1751 01:24:18,874 --> 01:24:20,592 Hey, you want to see a trick? 1752 01:24:20,674 --> 01:24:22,744 Um, no. Not right now. 1753 01:24:22,834 --> 01:24:25,223 What are you doing? Are you, like, writing a story or-- 1754 01:24:25,314 --> 01:24:28,590 Oh, well, my portfolio's increased by 30% since the last quarter. 1755 01:24:28,674 --> 01:24:31,142 Look what we have. 1756 01:24:31,234 --> 01:24:32,667 The perfect nerd couple. 1757 01:24:32,754 --> 01:24:34,984 Jeremiah and Mia. 1758 01:24:35,074 --> 01:24:37,349 Oh! Miah and Mia! 1759 01:24:37,434 --> 01:24:38,753 Oh, but listen,Jere. 1760 01:24:38,834 --> 01:24:40,984 My friends and I were wondering. The sweater you're wearing-- 1761 01:24:41,074 --> 01:24:42,189 was it designed for you 1762 01:24:42,274 --> 01:24:44,071 or did the knitting machine just blow up? 1763 01:24:44,154 --> 01:24:45,792 Sunglasses, girls. 1764 01:24:45,874 --> 01:24:48,183 Oh! It's Jeremiah hair glare. 1765 01:24:48,274 --> 01:24:50,663 Is one of your magic tricks your hair? 1766 01:24:52,314 --> 01:24:53,383 - Hey, Lana? - Huh? 1767 01:24:53,474 --> 01:24:54,509 You know, 1768 01:24:54,594 --> 01:24:57,233 that is such a cute cheerleading outfit. 1769 01:24:57,314 --> 01:24:58,542 It's so clean-cut. 1770 01:24:58,634 --> 01:25:00,226 I bet it goes with anything. 1771 01:25:00,314 --> 01:25:01,986 Of course it does! 1772 01:25:04,234 --> 01:25:06,509 Aah! 1773 01:25:06,594 --> 01:25:07,709 Aah! 1774 01:25:07,794 --> 01:25:09,352 Mia, you're such a freak! 1775 01:25:09,434 --> 01:25:12,028 Yeah. Yeah, I am. But you know what? 1776 01:25:12,114 --> 01:25:13,103 Someday I might just grow out of that, 1777 01:25:13,194 --> 01:25:15,867 but you-- you will never stop being a jerk. 1778 01:25:15,954 --> 01:25:17,103 Lana got coned! 1779 01:25:17,194 --> 01:25:18,343 Lana got coned! 1780 01:25:18,434 --> 01:25:20,504 Lana got coned! 1781 01:25:20,594 --> 01:25:22,664 - Mia! - Toodles. 1782 01:25:22,754 --> 01:25:23,789 Lana got coned! 1783 01:25:23,874 --> 01:25:26,672 Mrs Gupta, did you see what she did to me? 1784 01:25:26,754 --> 01:25:29,473 Oh, no, honey, I'm sorry. 1785 01:25:29,554 --> 01:25:31,306 I was in a very important meeting. 1786 01:25:31,394 --> 01:25:33,385 Send it out for dry cleaning. 1787 01:25:33,474 --> 01:25:34,623 Lana got coned! 1788 01:25:47,954 --> 01:25:50,673 It's a present for your 1 6th birthday 1789 01:25:50,754 --> 01:25:51,869 from your father. 1790 01:25:51,954 --> 01:25:54,752 It was found among his possessions. 1791 01:25:54,834 --> 01:25:57,826 My birthday's not for two weeks. 1792 01:25:57,914 --> 01:26:01,145 I know, but I wanted you to have it before we leave. 1793 01:26:01,234 --> 01:26:04,112 I return to Genovia the day after tomorrow. 1794 01:26:04,194 --> 01:26:07,982 Thank you. 1795 01:26:08,074 --> 01:26:09,393 It's locked. 1796 01:26:09,474 --> 01:26:12,432 If you open the locket I gave you, 1797 01:26:12,514 --> 01:26:13,947 it becomes the key. 1798 01:26:14,034 --> 01:26:17,344 Thank you for bringing it down here. 1799 01:26:17,434 --> 01:26:20,107 I also came to apologize 1800 01:26:20,194 --> 01:26:22,754 for the way I spoke to you about the beach incident. 1801 01:26:22,834 --> 01:26:24,062 It was judgemental of me. 1802 01:26:24,154 --> 01:26:27,066 I didn't pause to verify the facts. 1803 01:26:27,154 --> 01:26:28,712 That's all right, Grandma. 1804 01:26:28,794 --> 01:26:31,866 I've been thinking about it a great deal, 1805 01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:32,989 and the truth is, 1806 01:26:33,074 --> 01:26:36,225 I think you'd make a very fine princess. 1807 01:26:36,314 --> 01:26:37,872 You know, people think 1808 01:26:37,954 --> 01:26:39,865 princesses are supposed to wear tiaras, 1809 01:26:39,954 --> 01:26:41,865 marry the prince, always look pretty, 1810 01:26:41,954 --> 01:26:44,104 and live happily ever after, 1811 01:26:44,194 --> 01:26:46,310 but it's so much more than that. 1812 01:26:46,394 --> 01:26:48,624 It's a real job. 1813 01:26:52,514 --> 01:26:56,951 You are an extraordinary person, Grandma... 1814 01:26:57,034 --> 01:26:59,594 but I don't think I'm meant to do this. 1815 01:26:59,674 --> 01:27:03,144 I would be so afraid 1816 01:27:03,234 --> 01:27:06,783 that I would disappoint the people of Genovia 1817 01:27:06,874 --> 01:27:08,512 and I couldn't bear 1818 01:27:08,594 --> 01:27:11,711 to disappoint you again. 1819 01:27:14,754 --> 01:27:16,710 Well, as I said, 1820 01:27:16,794 --> 01:27:19,183 I have faith in you. 1821 01:27:23,914 --> 01:27:25,791 - I'm a writer. - Ah! 1822 01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,387 I write soaps-- soap opera. 1823 01:27:27,474 --> 01:27:29,430 Mm-hmm. 1824 01:27:29,514 --> 01:27:31,072 Did you ever see Middle House Road? 1825 01:27:31,154 --> 01:27:32,906 No. No, no. 1826 01:27:32,994 --> 01:27:34,666 It's a big hit. 1827 01:27:34,754 --> 01:27:36,506 I wrote a character just like you once. 1828 01:27:36,594 --> 01:27:37,583 He was a spy. 1829 01:27:37,674 --> 01:27:39,153 I'm not a spy. 1830 01:27:39,234 --> 01:27:41,702 That's what the character said. 1831 01:27:43,114 --> 01:27:46,026 - I'll see you tonight, then. - Mm-hmm. 1832 01:27:46,114 --> 01:27:48,912 Hah! 1833 01:27:48,994 --> 01:27:51,906 I do have one favour to ask. 1834 01:27:51,994 --> 01:27:53,029 Mm-hmm. 1835 01:27:53,114 --> 01:27:57,107 I need you to formally renounce your title for the press... 1836 01:27:57,194 --> 01:27:59,867 at the ball, you know? 1837 01:27:59,954 --> 01:28:02,468 - Make a speech? - Mm-hmm. 1838 01:28:02,554 --> 01:28:05,227 Um, well, do you think that maybe, 1839 01:28:05,314 --> 01:28:07,111 considering my history with the press, 1840 01:28:07,194 --> 01:28:08,309 it would be better if you did it? 1841 01:28:08,394 --> 01:28:12,023 Amelia, you wouldn't stop driving your Mustang 1842 01:28:12,114 --> 01:28:13,627 just because a couple of insects 1843 01:28:13,714 --> 01:28:14,988 hit the windshield, would you? 1844 01:28:15,074 --> 01:28:17,065 Besides, look how far you've come, 1845 01:28:17,154 --> 01:28:18,712 and I'll be right there with you. 1846 01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,625 I'll haveJoseph pick you up at 7.:00. 1847 01:28:20,714 --> 01:28:22,864 Uh, no. 1848 01:28:22,954 --> 01:28:25,309 I promised I'd let my mom drive me. 1849 01:28:25,394 --> 01:28:27,430 She wants to drive me to my first ball 1850 01:28:27,514 --> 01:28:30,267 or something. 1851 01:28:30,354 --> 01:28:33,710 All right. I'll see you there, then. 1852 01:28:33,794 --> 01:28:35,022 Mm-hmm. 1853 01:28:35,114 --> 01:28:37,184 Uh, Grandma? 1854 01:28:41,954 --> 01:28:43,831 I am sorry. 1855 01:28:43,914 --> 01:28:46,667 Oh, my dear. 1856 01:28:46,754 --> 01:28:52,067 You are first and foremost my granddaughter. 1857 01:28:59,674 --> 01:29:01,630 Ah! 1858 01:29:02,914 --> 01:29:05,382 Please don't be late. 1859 01:29:36,394 --> 01:29:38,271 Thank you, Dad, but... 1860 01:29:38,354 --> 01:29:41,232 I can't be a princess, okay? I don't make speeches 1861 01:29:41,314 --> 01:29:43,111 and I'm not Clarisse Renaldi and... 1862 01:29:43,194 --> 01:29:44,673 and I just... 1863 01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:46,267 I can't do it, okay? 1864 01:29:46,354 --> 01:29:48,993 I'm scared. 1865 01:29:49,074 --> 01:29:51,030 - Joseph. - Charlotte, Miss Kawa. 1866 01:29:51,114 --> 01:29:52,103 Nice to meet you. 1867 01:29:52,194 --> 01:29:53,547 Pardon me. I have to go get the band ready. 1868 01:29:53,634 --> 01:29:54,669 Of course. 1869 01:29:54,754 --> 01:29:56,904 Should you be going to get Princess Mia? 1870 01:29:56,994 --> 01:29:58,507 Well, Mia told Clarisse 1871 01:29:58,594 --> 01:30:00,027 that her mother would be bringing her. 1872 01:30:00,114 --> 01:30:02,582 Helen just arrived and said Mia was waiting for you. 1873 01:30:02,674 --> 01:30:05,108 She's going to run. 1874 01:30:05,194 --> 01:30:07,503 Come on, Fat Louie. Time to pack. 1875 01:30:07,594 --> 01:30:08,788 Let's get your things. 1876 01:30:10,794 --> 01:30:13,627 Louie, what have you got there? 1877 01:30:13,714 --> 01:30:15,511 Come on, Louie. 1878 01:30:15,594 --> 01:30:17,073 We're going on a trip. 1879 01:30:17,154 --> 01:30:18,303 We're going to Colorado 1880 01:30:18,394 --> 01:30:20,669 where we can climb some real rocks. 1881 01:30:25,794 --> 01:30:28,911 We are so out of here, Louie. 1882 01:30:32,194 --> 01:30:34,150 "My dearest daughter, 1883 01:30:34,234 --> 01:30:36,111 "today is your 1 6th birthday. 1884 01:30:36,194 --> 01:30:37,707 "Congratulations. 1885 01:30:37,794 --> 01:30:39,591 "I present you with this diary 1886 01:30:39,674 --> 01:30:41,904 "to fill the pages with your special thoughts-- 1887 01:30:41,994 --> 01:30:45,145 "special thoughts of your wonderful life. " 1888 01:30:45,234 --> 01:30:47,111 "It is a custom in my family 1889 01:30:47,194 --> 01:30:49,230 "to pass on a piece of wisdom 1890 01:30:49,314 --> 01:30:51,066 "when one reaches this age. 1891 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,189 "I pass it on to you 1892 01:30:52,274 --> 01:30:54,504 "as my father passed it on to me. 1893 01:30:54,594 --> 01:30:57,666 "Amelia, courage is not the absence of fear 1894 01:30:57,754 --> 01:30:59,107 "but rather thejudgement 1895 01:30:59,194 --> 01:31:02,470 "that something else is more important than fear. 1896 01:31:02,554 --> 01:31:04,863 "The brave may not live forever, 1897 01:31:04,954 --> 01:31:07,832 "but the cautious do not live at all. 1898 01:31:07,914 --> 01:31:10,906 "From now on, you'll be travelling the road 1899 01:31:10,994 --> 01:31:12,712 "between who you think you are 1900 01:31:12,794 --> 01:31:14,671 "and who you can be. 1901 01:31:14,754 --> 01:31:16,710 "The key is to allow yourself 1902 01:31:16,794 --> 01:31:18,591 "to make thejourney. 1903 01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:21,905 "I also want you to know 1904 01:31:21,994 --> 01:31:23,985 "I loved your mother very much 1905 01:31:24,074 --> 01:31:26,349 "and still think of her often. 1906 01:31:26,434 --> 01:31:28,994 "Happy birthday, my Mia. 1907 01:31:29,074 --> 01:31:32,828 All my love, your father. " 1908 01:31:37,474 --> 01:31:39,942 And there's Countess Puck of Austria 1909 01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:41,592 as the glamorous continue to arrive 1910 01:31:41,674 --> 01:31:43,505 at the Genovian Independence Ball. 1911 01:31:43,594 --> 01:31:45,073 Despite the threat of rain, 1912 01:31:45,154 --> 01:31:47,827 the big turnout includes the mayor of San Francisco 1913 01:31:47,914 --> 01:31:50,064 and a Genovian pearjuggler. 1914 01:31:50,154 --> 01:31:51,348 The future of Genovia 1915 01:31:51,434 --> 01:31:53,868 is in the hands of young Mia Thermopolis. 1916 01:31:53,954 --> 01:31:56,422 Her decision tonight will affect the queen, the court, 1917 01:31:56,514 --> 01:31:59,950 and all the people of this small but proud country. 1918 01:32:01,114 --> 01:32:02,911 Do you think it's gonna rain on us? 1919 01:32:02,994 --> 01:32:05,588 It never comes down on Willie Brown. 1920 01:32:05,674 --> 01:32:07,153 Thank you. 1921 01:32:07,234 --> 01:32:08,667 Umbrellas up! 1922 01:32:11,114 --> 01:32:13,230 And that's enough pearjuggling. 1923 01:32:15,263 --> 01:32:16,776 The trip is off, Louie. 1924 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:31,660 Oh! Perfect. 1925 01:32:37,983 --> 01:32:39,621 Unh! 1926 01:32:41,543 --> 01:32:45,456 Oh, come on. Oh, come on, baby. 1927 01:32:45,543 --> 01:32:46,896 Genovians, you know, 1928 01:32:46,983 --> 01:32:49,099 are famous for their impeccable taste in art. 1929 01:32:49,183 --> 01:32:51,060 Also for their cheese. 1930 01:32:51,143 --> 01:32:54,419 Maybe it's string cheese. 1931 01:32:55,783 --> 01:32:57,774 Don't do this, baby. 1932 01:32:57,863 --> 01:32:59,057 Unh! 1933 01:32:59,143 --> 01:33:02,055 Gotcha! 1934 01:33:02,143 --> 01:33:04,338 Oh! 1935 01:33:04,423 --> 01:33:06,459 Sorry, Mr Robutusen! 1936 01:33:08,823 --> 01:33:10,973 Here you go. It's already paid for. 1937 01:33:11,063 --> 01:33:12,416 I didn't order a pizza. I'm sorry about that. 1938 01:33:12,503 --> 01:33:13,618 No, you must've, 1939 01:33:13,703 --> 01:33:15,898 unless there's another Michael Moscovitz living here. 1940 01:33:15,983 --> 01:33:17,575 We get a call, we deliver. 1941 01:33:17,663 --> 01:33:20,177 That's our motto. 1942 01:33:20,263 --> 01:33:21,662 You don't make the pizza? 1943 01:33:21,743 --> 01:33:23,574 No, no. I just deliver 'em. 1944 01:33:40,863 --> 01:33:42,819 Press passes. Thank you. Thank you. 1945 01:33:42,903 --> 01:33:44,461 Oh, hi. Where are you from? 1946 01:33:44,543 --> 01:33:47,262 - Teen Scene magazine. - Oh, good, good. 1947 01:33:48,863 --> 01:33:50,057 The queen has entered. 1948 01:33:56,103 --> 01:33:58,901 Do we have any news on the von Troken matter? 1949 01:33:58,983 --> 01:34:00,939 It'll be decided tonight, ma'am. 1950 01:34:01,023 --> 01:34:02,138 I'm afraid so. 1951 01:34:02,223 --> 01:34:04,612 - Where is she? - She went somewhere! I know nothing! 1952 01:34:04,703 --> 01:34:08,173 - Nothing? Come here. - Oh, what? What? 1953 01:34:08,263 --> 01:34:09,537 Talk to me. 1954 01:34:09,623 --> 01:34:11,579 She went that way, then that way. 1955 01:34:11,663 --> 01:34:14,860 - Two minutes ago. - Thank you very much. 1956 01:34:14,943 --> 01:34:16,137 Do we have any problems? 1957 01:34:16,223 --> 01:34:17,781 No. Everything's perfect. 1958 01:34:17,863 --> 01:34:19,535 Perfect. It's wonderful. 1959 01:34:19,623 --> 01:34:22,262 You're not very good at lying, Charlotte. 1960 01:34:22,343 --> 01:34:24,538 No, I'm not, Your Majesty. 1961 01:34:24,623 --> 01:34:27,501 But the garden looks beautiful. 1962 01:34:27,583 --> 01:34:28,572 Thank you. 1963 01:34:32,143 --> 01:34:33,417 Come on, baby. You can make it. 1964 01:34:33,503 --> 01:34:35,937 Yes, come on! Yes! 1965 01:34:36,023 --> 01:34:37,934 No. Come on, baby. 1966 01:34:38,023 --> 01:34:39,661 Baby, please, come on. 1967 01:34:42,463 --> 01:34:44,693 There's no answer at Princess Mia's house, 1968 01:34:44,783 --> 01:34:46,580 and I couldn't get Joseph on the cell phone. 1969 01:34:46,663 --> 01:34:48,415 There's too much static from the storm. 1970 01:34:48,503 --> 01:34:49,982 The press is starting to complain 1971 01:34:50,063 --> 01:34:52,019 about making their deadlines. 1972 01:34:53,543 --> 01:34:56,819 If she's not here in ten minutes, I'll make the announcement. 1973 01:34:56,903 --> 01:34:57,938 Yes, ma'am. 1974 01:34:58,023 --> 01:35:00,537 It's okay. It's okay. She'll be fine. 1975 01:35:00,623 --> 01:35:02,261 She's gonna get here. 1976 01:35:02,343 --> 01:35:04,903 Is this punishment for driving 1977 01:35:04,983 --> 01:35:09,215 without a licensed driver in the front seat? 1978 01:35:12,143 --> 01:35:16,261 I am invisible and I am wet. 1979 01:35:19,303 --> 01:35:21,453 The press was wondering if it would be possible-- 1980 01:35:21,543 --> 01:35:23,852 No. No interviews until later in the evening. 1981 01:35:23,943 --> 01:35:25,296 Yes, ma'am. 1982 01:35:25,383 --> 01:35:28,455 And we're meeting Baroness and Baron von Troken. 1983 01:35:28,543 --> 01:35:31,535 Is it true if the teenager refuses the princess-ship, 1984 01:35:31,623 --> 01:35:33,978 your family will take over the country of Genovia? 1985 01:35:34,063 --> 01:35:35,621 Yes. They must have a legitimate 1986 01:35:35,703 --> 01:35:37,773 Renaldi blood relative, or we rule. 1987 01:35:40,423 --> 01:35:41,617 No, ma'am. 1988 01:35:47,503 --> 01:35:51,212 Then it's time. 1989 01:36:19,943 --> 01:36:21,740 You wouldn't happen to be running away, would you? 1990 01:36:21,823 --> 01:36:23,176 What? Dressed like this? 1991 01:36:23,263 --> 01:36:24,821 No. I'm going to a ball. 1992 01:36:24,903 --> 01:36:27,542 Good. Get in. 1993 01:36:27,623 --> 01:36:29,420 Her Majesty, the queen. 1994 01:36:30,423 --> 01:36:32,698 My fellow Genovians and honoured guests... 1995 01:36:32,783 --> 01:36:34,262 good evening. 1996 01:36:34,343 --> 01:36:37,301 I apologize for the delay and-- Oh, hello-- 1997 01:36:37,383 --> 01:36:38,702 And may I say, 1998 01:36:38,783 --> 01:36:43,061 welcome to our Grand Genovian Independence Day Ball. 1999 01:36:43,143 --> 01:36:45,179 There's no time to change. 2000 01:36:45,263 --> 01:36:46,298 You look fine. 2001 01:36:46,383 --> 01:36:47,702 Pretty and fine. Just fine. 2002 01:36:47,783 --> 01:36:49,296 - Oh! - No running. 2003 01:36:49,383 --> 01:36:50,452 Please, no running. 2004 01:36:50,543 --> 01:36:52,374 - Good. - It's nice. 2005 01:36:52,463 --> 01:36:55,023 ...a very special moment. 2006 01:36:55,103 --> 01:36:58,061 Thank you so much for your patience. 2007 01:36:58,143 --> 01:37:00,862 I have an announcement to make. 2008 01:37:00,943 --> 01:37:02,820 My granddaughter-- 2009 01:37:06,663 --> 01:37:08,938 - She's here! - I see. 2010 01:37:09,023 --> 01:37:12,299 I would like to announce that my granddaughter has arrived. 2011 01:37:12,383 --> 01:37:17,218 With a fascinating explanation as to her wardrobe, I'm sure. 2012 01:37:17,303 --> 01:37:21,057 She's styling a wet, sort of grunge-look hairdo 2013 01:37:21,143 --> 01:37:23,532 and is wearing a sweatshirt, jeans, and docs. 2014 01:37:23,623 --> 01:37:26,581 Mia, would you care to say a few words? 2015 01:37:26,663 --> 01:37:28,574 Um, yes. 2016 01:37:28,663 --> 01:37:32,019 Why didn't we dress like her? We look like idiots. 2017 01:37:32,103 --> 01:37:34,014 Thank you, Your Majesty. 2018 01:37:34,103 --> 01:37:36,617 Do you think they're trying to save money on the gown? 2019 01:37:36,703 --> 01:37:39,615 Hi-- Er, uh, hello. 2020 01:37:39,703 --> 01:37:44,379 I'm Mia. Um, it stopped raining. 2021 01:37:46,183 --> 01:37:48,458 Get your tiara ready. 2022 01:37:48,543 --> 01:37:51,216 I'm really no good at speech making. 2023 01:37:51,303 --> 01:37:55,137 Normally I get so nervous that I faint 2024 01:37:55,223 --> 01:37:57,976 or run away or sometimes I even get sick. 2025 01:38:01,263 --> 01:38:04,573 But you really didn't need to know that. 2026 01:38:04,663 --> 01:38:08,338 But I'm not so afraid any more. 2027 01:38:08,423 --> 01:38:11,972 My father helped me. 2028 01:38:12,063 --> 01:38:14,213 Earlier this evening, I had every intention 2029 01:38:14,303 --> 01:38:18,694 of giving up my claim to the throne. 2030 01:38:18,783 --> 01:38:25,177 And my mother helped me by telling me that it was okay 2031 01:38:25,263 --> 01:38:30,383 and by supporting me like she has for my entire life. 2032 01:38:30,463 --> 01:38:32,499 But... 2033 01:38:32,583 --> 01:38:34,892 then I wondered how I'd feel 2034 01:38:34,983 --> 01:38:37,975 after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. 2035 01:38:38,063 --> 01:38:41,214 Would I feel relieved or would I feel sad? 2036 01:38:41,303 --> 01:38:43,976 And then I realized... 2037 01:38:44,063 --> 01:38:48,534 how many stupid times a day I use the word "I." 2038 01:38:48,623 --> 01:38:51,262 In fact, probably all I ever do 2039 01:38:51,343 --> 01:38:52,617 is think about myself. 2040 01:38:52,703 --> 01:38:53,852 And how lame is that 2041 01:38:53,943 --> 01:38:55,820 when there are seven billion other people on the planet-- 2042 01:38:57,343 --> 01:39:00,380 Did-- Ooh. Sorry. I'm going too fast. 2043 01:39:00,463 --> 01:39:03,261 But then I thought... 2044 01:39:03,343 --> 01:39:06,380 if I cared about the other seven billion out there 2045 01:39:06,463 --> 01:39:08,658 instead of just me, 2046 01:39:08,743 --> 01:39:11,496 that's probably a much better use of my time. 2047 01:39:11,583 --> 01:39:17,340 See, if I were Princess of Genovia, 2048 01:39:17,423 --> 01:39:18,776 then my thoughts 2049 01:39:18,863 --> 01:39:22,412 and the thoughts of people smarter than me... 2050 01:39:22,503 --> 01:39:26,337 would be much better heard and just maybe... 2051 01:39:26,423 --> 01:39:29,733 those thoughts could be turned into actions. 2052 01:39:31,503 --> 01:39:34,415 So this morning when I woke up, 2053 01:39:34,503 --> 01:39:37,301 I was Mia Thermopolis. 2054 01:39:37,383 --> 01:39:39,772 But now... 2055 01:39:42,063 --> 01:39:46,181 I choose to be forevermore... 2056 01:39:46,263 --> 01:39:50,017 Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, 2057 01:39:50,103 --> 01:39:53,334 Princess of Genovia. 2058 01:40:04,343 --> 01:40:08,575 I hope you didn't order your stationery yet. 2059 01:40:08,663 --> 01:40:11,097 This was my very first tiara. 2060 01:40:11,183 --> 01:40:12,332 I was rather fond of it. 2061 01:40:12,423 --> 01:40:14,653 I'm hoping you will be too. 2062 01:40:15,783 --> 01:40:19,014 Oh. Grandma, but you had it already. 2063 01:40:19,103 --> 01:40:20,138 How did you know I'd even be here? 2064 01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:23,295 Because I recognize the same spirit in you 2065 01:40:23,383 --> 01:40:24,941 as someone else I know. 2066 01:40:25,023 --> 01:40:26,502 Who? 2067 01:40:26,583 --> 01:40:28,619 Me. 2068 01:40:30,463 --> 01:40:31,452 Ah, you made it. 2069 01:40:31,543 --> 01:40:33,659 You bet your life, you big, tall string bean. 2070 01:40:33,743 --> 01:40:36,382 Here. Paolo here to save the day. 2071 01:40:56,703 --> 01:40:59,171 Her Majesty, Queen Clarisse, 2072 01:40:59,263 --> 01:41:04,178 and Her Royal Highness, Amelia, Princess of Genovia. 2073 01:41:07,463 --> 01:41:11,172 I think perhaps we'd better get you dried off now. 2074 01:41:11,263 --> 01:41:13,174 Thank you. 2075 01:41:18,183 --> 01:41:20,299 No longer does Mia stand for "missing in action." 2076 01:41:20,383 --> 01:41:22,135 Genovia has a new princess. 2077 01:42:52,103 --> 01:42:53,297 They had the same idea I had, 2078 01:42:53,383 --> 01:42:54,816 but now the garden is occupado. 2079 01:43:06,103 --> 01:43:07,900 Why me? 2080 01:43:09,983 --> 01:43:12,781 Because you saw me when I was invisible. 2081 01:43:14,503 --> 01:43:16,619 And just because I'm royal 2082 01:43:16,703 --> 01:43:17,738 doesn't mean I'm any different. 2083 01:43:17,823 --> 01:43:19,142 Come on, I'm really the same person. 2084 01:43:19,223 --> 01:43:20,781 Yes, I will have to live in Genovia, 2085 01:43:20,863 --> 01:43:23,331 but I'll still go to school and... 2086 01:44:35,783 --> 01:44:37,136 Dear diary... 2087 01:44:37,223 --> 01:44:40,772 today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia. 2088 01:44:40,863 --> 01:44:42,012 We'll land in a few hours 2089 01:44:42,103 --> 01:44:43,741 and I'll meet the parliament and the people 2090 01:44:43,823 --> 01:44:45,302 before beginning my royal duties. 2091 01:44:45,383 --> 01:44:48,580 Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me, 2092 01:44:48,663 --> 01:44:51,780 and will continue painting-- without the balloons. 2093 01:44:51,863 --> 01:44:55,412 Lilly and Michael are planning to spend their summer vacation at our-- 2094 01:44:55,503 --> 01:44:57,619 can you believe it--palace. 2095 01:44:57,703 --> 01:44:59,819 They're even having my Mustang brought over, 2096 01:44:59,903 --> 01:45:02,781 which I can legally drive in two weeks. 2097 01:45:02,863 --> 01:45:04,979 Grandma's so glad to be going home. 2098 01:45:05,503 --> 01:45:08,381 And Joseph? Well, he's watching nearby as usual. 2099 01:45:08,463 --> 01:45:10,135 Everybody's got pre-coronation jitters, 2100 01:45:10,223 --> 01:45:11,542 including me. 2101 01:45:11,623 --> 01:45:13,932 Everybody, that is, except Fat Louie. 2102 01:45:14,023 --> 01:45:17,299 He's totally adapted to being a royal. 2103 01:45:17,383 --> 01:45:19,374 I guess he was one all along. 2104 01:45:20,903 --> 01:45:23,701 Princess, look out the window... 2105 01:45:23,783 --> 01:45:26,820 and welcome to Genovia. 2106 01:45:29,783 --> 01:45:36,820 HI removed: Xenzai[NEF] English RETAIL