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[fuse crackling]

2
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     [grand big band music]

3
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              Â♪ Â♪

4
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          [explosion]

5
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     [thrilling horn music]

6
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              Â♪ Â♪

7
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- IT LOOKED A LOT MORE EXCITING
          ON THE BOX.

8
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  - IT ALWAYS DOES, KOWALSKI.

9
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        ALL RIGHT, NOW,
 SUMMER VACATION STATUS REPORT.

10
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    - CARGO LOADED, SKIPPER.

11
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        WE'RE SET
FOR A FULL WEEK'S FISHING

12
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  OFF THE MASSACHUSETTS COAST.

13
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         - OUTSTANDING.

14
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    I'M DYING TO TANGO
WITH THEIR MYSTERIOUS CAPE COD.

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HAH!

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          - [slurping]

17
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         ROCK AND ROLL!

18
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- LET'S FLOAT THIS BUCKET.

19
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KOWALSKI, HOW'S OUR COVER?

20
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     [projection whirring]

21
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  - CLASSIC SMILING AND WAVING
WITH A HOLOGRAPHIC TWIST.

22
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             - HI!

23
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[hologram crackling and humming]

24
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              HI!

25
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             HELLO!

26
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      YES, IT IS STILL ME
         WAVING TO YOU.

27
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    MY ARM IS GETTING HEAVY.

28
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     [seagulls screeching]

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- THREE HOURS OF SMOOTH SAILING
  TO NANTUCKET SOUND, SKIPPER.

30
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- [inhales deeply]

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    TAKE IT IN, BOYS.

32
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      THAT'S THE SALTY AIR
    OF SWEET FREEDOM.

33
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    THERE ARE NO RULES
    ON THE OPEN WATER.

34
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          - OH, YEAH?

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          [thwacking]

36
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     [fire cannon hissing]

37
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        CHECKMATE.

38
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        - SKIPPER?

39
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     - OPEN WATER, PRIVATE.

40
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    YOU KNOW, LEGALLY,
  HE COULD SELL YOU TO PIRATES

41
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         FOR WHALE OIL
    AND A BARREL OF NUTMEG.

42
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             - NO.
    I MEAN, SKIPPER...

43
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            - EGAD!

44
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          THE WEATHER
STARTED GETTING ROUGH.

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      [lightning cracking]

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- OUR TINY SHIP WILL BE TOSSED!

47
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          - HOLD FAST!

48
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          IT'S BARELY
  A THREE-HOUR TOUR FROM HERE.

49
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    A THREE-HOUR TOUR!

50
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      [lightning cracking]

51
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             - AHH!

52
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     - HOIST THE MAINSAIL.

53
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         - [whimpering]

54
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  - OR IS IT CUT THE MAINSAIL?

55
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          LET'S SEE...

56
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  "WHEN THE WEATHER'S TURNING
MOIST, ALWAYS CUT, NEVER HOIST."

57
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             UH...

58
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         [ship groans]

59
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      [penguins screaming]

60
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[lightning cracking]

61
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             - AHH!

62
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             - BAH!

63
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        [wretches]

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              AH!

65
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          AW, COME ON.

66
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    - THERE, YOU SEE?

67
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 THE SUN ALWAYS COMES OUT TO--

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          [screaming]

69
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             - OW!
            - UH...

70
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- HOLY COW. YOU SEE THAT?

71
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PENGUINS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
        OVER HERE.

72
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    - OH, WELL, BOYS,

73
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 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STARTING THIS
 VACATION BACK FROM SQUARE ONE.

74
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 - OH, THEY LOOK PRETTY ROUGH.

75
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SOMEBODY OUGHT TO GET THEM
BACK TO THE ZOO.

76
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     - WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?

77
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  I AIN'T DRIVING ALL THE WAY
         TO MANHATTAN.

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      - WHO SAID ANYTHING
        ABOUT MANHATTAN?

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          WE GOT A ZOO
     RIGHT HERE IN HOBOKEN.

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        [all gasp]

81
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        [sirens wailing]

82
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     - OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

83
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          [explosion]

84
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            all: NO!

85
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            - <i>HOLA.</i>

86
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             ALOHA.

87
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           <i>KONNICHIWA.</i>

88
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        - OH, TOO LAZY?

89
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     HOW DARE YOU BOW DOWN
AT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT ME?

90
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- [weakly] THE PENGUINS...

91
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    - [sarcastically]
    OH, THE PENGUINS?

92
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WELL, FLOPPITY, FLOPPITY,
        FA-FA-FA!

93
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WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT--

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        OH, HELLO.

95
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    [chuckles] HOWDY.

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    UH, YES, IT IS STILL ME
        WAVING TO YOU...

97
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        WITH BOTH HANDS.

98
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      - UH, YOUR MAJESTY?

99
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        - [gasps]
     SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE

100
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        MUST HAVE BECOME
        OF THE PENGUINS.

101
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     OOH...SQUATTER PARTY!

102
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        [festive music]

103
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- YEE-HAW!

104
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     I'M A BAZOOKA COWBOY!

105
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          [explosion]

106
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    - HEY, I'M JUST SAYING,
  YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY.

107
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          - [retches]

108
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          - [shudders]

109
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    HOBOKEN...THE NEW JERSEY
 NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE AT LAST.

110
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    - REMEMBER, BOYS,
PENGUINS GO DOWN FIGHTING,

111
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EVEN IF WE LOSE ONE OF OUR OWN.

112
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      I'M BETTING PRIVATE.

113
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        - ME TOO.

114
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             - AH!

115
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     - I'M SCARED, SKIPPER.

116
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- USE THAT FEAR, PRIVATE.

117
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         CHOKE IT DOWN.

118
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MAKE IT A TINY HATE BALL
          IN YOUR GUT.

119
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NOW SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!

120
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      [penguins shouting]

121
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        - HOBOKEN!

122
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      [penguins shouting]

123
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             - HUH?
             - EH?

124
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         [dreamy trill]

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              Â♪ Â♪

126
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        - WHAT WAS THAT?

127
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          - [babbling]

128
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             WHOA!

129
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             - AHH.

130
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            - LULU?

131
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- PHIL'S OLD SIMIAN FLAME?

132
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        - [puffs]

133
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
     YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.

134
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            - HANS?

135
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             SAVIO?

136
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CLEMSON AND RHONDA TOO?

137
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    - WHAT IN THE NAME
 OF RETURNING GUEST CHARACTERS?

138
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     IT'S VILLAIN-MAGEDDON.

139
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- NOT EVEN CLOSE, MY FORMER FOE.

140
00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:07,333
- IT'S TIME FOR A TASTE...

141
00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:10,670
    OF HOBOKEN HOSPITALITY.

142
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         [zippy music]

143
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  - Â♪ IT'S A HAPPY LITTLE LAND
          OF HOBOKEN Â♪

144
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     Â♪ WHERE AN UNKIND WORD
    IS NEVER SPOKEN Â♪

145
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         Â♪ YOU CAN BET
      YOUR LEFT FLIPPER Â♪

146
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      Â♪ THAT WE'LL GET YOU
    FEELING CHIPPER TODAY Â♪

147
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    - Â♪ FOR THE PRICE
OF A LOUSY SUBWAY TOKEN, Â♪

148
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 Â♪ YOU CAN CATCH THE NEXT TRAIN
          TO HOBOKEN Â♪

149
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        Â♪ LET OUR WARES
        LOSE THE CARES Â♪

150
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      - Â♪ FROM YOUR DROOPY
          DERRIERES Â♪

151
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        - all: Â♪ OKAY Â♪

152
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- Â♪ WE WERE ONCE QUITE ROTTEN Â♪

153
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      - TRAGIC, YET TRUE.

154
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      - Â♪ NAUGHTY NINNIES
     ONE AND ALL WERE WE Â♪

155
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        - NOT ME.

156
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         - Â♪ YES, FINE,
I WAS SPEAKING GENERALLY Â♪

157
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         - Â♪ BUT HERE,
    OUR PAST IS FORGOTTEN Â♪

158
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  - SO WE'RE GOOD? I'M GOOD.

159
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- all: Â♪ IT'S THE END OF SUMMER
         ANTI-BUMMER Â♪

160
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     Â♪ LAP OF ZOO LUXURY Â♪

161
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              Â♪ Â♪

162
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      all: Â♪ IN THE PERKY,
    PEPPY LAND OF HOBOKEN, Â♪

163
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    Â♪ WHERE YOUR ANGER
    NEVER GETS PROVOKEN... Â♪

164
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      - Â♪ NO MORE HOLDING
        BITTER GRUDGES Â♪

165
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    - Â♪ EVERY TUESDAY,
        WE MAKE FUDGES Â♪

166
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          - Â♪ NO WAY Â♪

167
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             WHAT?

168
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      - Â♪ IT'S PARADISE Â♪

169
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         - Â♪ THEY SERVE
      THE FRESHEST MICE Â♪

170
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 - Â♪ IT TURNS THE BAD TO NICE Â♪

171
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all: Â♪ IN THE HAPPY,
     LITTLE LAND OF HO-- Â♪

172
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            - HI-YA!

173
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            HUH! HA!

174
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         - SKIPPER, NO!

175
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            - WHOA!

176
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 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BUYING
    THIS SING-SONG CLAPTRAP.

177
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         IT'S HOBOKEN,
WHERE HOPES GOES TO CROAK.

178
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      - OKAY, TECHNICALLY,
         YOU'RE RIGHT.

179
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      DON'T LOOK SO SMUG.
      I SAID YOU'RE RIGHT.

180
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- BUT HOBOKEN HAS CHANGED.

181
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WE GOT THIS NEW LADY IN CHARGE,
      ZOOKEEPER FRANCES--

182
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    SISTER KNOWS HER SWANK.

183
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- FRANCES GIVES US ACTIVITIES,
         FINE CUISINE,

184
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      EVEN MASSAGE CHAIRS.

185
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    - AND WHO DOES NOT LOVE
     A GOOD MASSAGE CHAIR?

186
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         - [stuttering]
    OH-H-H, Y-Y-Y-YES.

187
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     - IN SUCH A PARADISE,
     WHO COULD REMAIN EVIL?

188
00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:04,317
        - NOT ME.

189
00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:05,351
        - I SECOND THAT.

190
00:07:05,353 --> 00:07:06,452
        OR IS IT THIRD?

191
00:07:06,454 --> 00:07:08,688
         I LOST TRACK,
    I'M SO HAPPY OVER HERE.

192
00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:11,857
         - [stuttering]
     S-S-SO H-H-H-HAPPY...

193
00:07:11,859 --> 00:07:13,326
      - ACTUALLY, SKIPPER,

194
00:07:13,328 --> 00:07:16,562
 THE NEW HOBOKEN ZOO DOES LOOK
LIKE A SMASHING VACATION SPOT.

195
00:07:16,564 --> 00:07:19,065
  - RICO, KNOCK THE PIXIE DUST
     OUT OF PRIVATE'S EYES.

196
00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,132
            - OKAY.

197
00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:21,233
             - OOF!

198
00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:22,401
     - I AM NOT VACATIONING

199
00:07:22,403 --> 00:07:25,371
        IN NEW JERSEY'S
OWN NINTH PORTAL OF HADES.

200
00:07:25,373 --> 00:07:27,306
        - I ASSURE YOU,
    THIS ZOO IS PERFECTLY--

201
00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:30,009
  - ARE THOSE MY NEW ARRIVALS
            I HEAR?

202
00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,277
     - ZOOKEEPER INCOMING.

203
00:07:31,279 --> 00:07:32,278
         BUG OUT, MEN.

204
00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,813
      [suspenseful music]

205
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          - [grunting]

206
00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:39,018
     - HONESTY, I DON'T SEE
     WHAT'S SO WRONG HERE.

207
00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,386
- OPEN YOUR NOSE, PRIVATE.

208
00:07:40,388 --> 00:07:43,356
         THIS ZOO REEKS
     OF DARK MASTER PLANS.

209
00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:46,826
          QUESTION IS,
WHO'S THE DARK MASTERMIND?

210
00:07:46,828 --> 00:07:48,828
        [penguins gasp]

211
00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,430
  - Â♪ IN THE SHINY, TINY LAND
          OF HOBOKEN Â♪

212
00:07:51,432 --> 00:07:53,966
  Â♪ WHERE NOTHING'S EVER DIRTY
          OR BROKEN Â♪

213
00:07:53,968 --> 00:07:55,334
        Â♪ HERE'S A TIP:
         STAY AWHILE Â♪

214
00:07:55,336 --> 00:07:58,871
         Â♪ TAKE A TRIP
     TO THE SMILE BUFFET Â♪

215
00:07:58,873 --> 00:08:04,210
  Â♪ IN THE HAPPY, LITTLE LAND
          OF HOBOKEN Â♪

216
00:08:04,212 --> 00:08:10,783
        Â♪ U.S.A. Â♪

217
00:08:10,785 --> 00:08:11,984
            HOORAY!

218
00:08:11,986 --> 00:08:13,519
- DARK MASTERMIND.
        - TOTALLY.

219
00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:16,722
      - WELCOME, WELCOME,
    SPANKING NEW HOBOKENERS.

220
00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:19,191
      OH, I AM GONNA TAKE
     SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOU.

221
00:08:19,193 --> 00:08:20,493
        [giggles]

222
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    - WHY DOES THERE ALWAYS
 HAVE TO BE AN EVIL MASTERMIND

223
00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,029
        WITH YOU?

224
00:08:24,031 --> 00:08:26,132
      I THINK SOMEONE JUST
  CAN'T LET THEMSELVES UNWIND

225
00:08:26,134 --> 00:08:28,067
  AND ENJOY A PROPER HOLIDAY.

226
00:08:28,069 --> 00:08:30,703
          - [gurgling]

227
00:08:30,705 --> 00:08:32,238
            BEHOLD:

228
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,573
     THE HOBOKEN EMERGENCY
         HOLLOW TOOTH.

229
00:08:34,575 --> 00:08:37,109
- BUT WE DON'T HAVE TEETH.

230
00:08:37,111 --> 00:08:38,344
- YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?

231
00:08:38,346 --> 00:08:40,279
  HOBOKEN EMERGENCY ACTIVATE.

232
00:08:40,281 --> 00:08:41,947
    - [robotic voice]
     SAVE US FROM HOBOKEN.

233
00:08:41,949 --> 00:08:43,983
    WE ARE IN HOBOKEN.

234
00:08:43,985 --> 00:08:45,885
      SERIOUSLY. HOBOKEN.

235
00:08:45,887 --> 00:08:48,421
      IT'S IN NEW JERSEY,
        EXIT 14C.

236
00:08:48,423 --> 00:08:50,489
  - SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING
          ABOUT THAT?

237
00:08:50,491 --> 00:08:52,425
            - PTOO!

238
00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:54,994
    [garbled voice dwindles]

239
00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:57,096
    - YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T
    REALLY FIX THE PROBLEM.

240
00:08:57,098 --> 00:09:01,267
  - BUT IT FIXED MY PROBLEM OF
NOT HEARING THE TELEVISION BOX.

241
00:09:01,269 --> 00:09:04,270
  NOW SWIVEL THE ROYAL MELON.

242
00:09:04,272 --> 00:09:07,940
- YOU'RE WATCHING THE NONSTOP
     DANCE BOOGIE NETWORK.

243
00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:09,442
- [excitedly] OH, OOH-OOH.

244
00:09:09,444 --> 00:09:13,012
         UH, MR. MORT,
SET THE BOOTY TO STUNNING.

245
00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:14,013
            - PTOO!

246
00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:15,114
  - [whispering] BOOGIE DOWN.

247
00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:16,749
        - ENGAGE.

248
00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:19,385
      - NOW LET'S GET BACK
    TO BAVARIAN POLKA WEEK.

249
00:09:19,387 --> 00:09:20,419
         [polka music]

250
00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,188
        - [gasps]
    GERMAN FOLK MUSIC?

251
00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,690
MY BOOTY'S ONLY WEAKNESS.

252
00:09:24,692 --> 00:09:26,759
AHH, CHANGE IT! CHANGE IT!

253
00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:28,427
         [polka music]

254
00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,629
            THIS IS
THE MOST DISGUSTING THING

255
00:09:30,631 --> 00:09:32,898
     I EVER HAVE BEEN MADE
TO WITNESS.

256
00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,935
         ALTHOUGH MAYBE
  AFTER THE SHOCK WEARS OFF...

257
00:09:35,937 --> 00:09:37,837
            NO! NO!

258
00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:40,139
        IT IS EVEN WORSE
        THE SECOND TIME.

259
00:09:40,141 --> 00:09:43,008
      MAURICE, WHY ARE YOU
     NOT MAKING IT GO AWAY?

260
00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:45,010
  - WE CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE,
         YOUR MAJESTY.

261
00:09:45,012 --> 00:09:46,011
            - WHAT?

262
00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:48,147
 THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS...

263
00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:51,984
     AHH! I GOT SO OUTRAGED
I FORGOT THE NOT LOOKING!

264
00:09:51,986 --> 00:09:53,152
            [cries]

265
00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:55,287
        THIS LACK
    OF REMOTE CONTROL-INESS

266
00:09:55,289 --> 00:10:00,125
  IS UNACCEPTABLE HOSPITALITY,
AND SOMEBODY MUST PAY.

267
00:10:00,127 --> 00:10:01,727
     - IS IT THE PENGUINS?

268
00:10:01,729 --> 00:10:03,996
    - UH, YEAH, SURE.
          THEY'LL DO.

269
00:10:03,998 --> 00:10:07,900
         IF ONLY I KNEW
WHERE TO FIND AND YELL AT THEM.

270
00:10:07,902 --> 00:10:09,535
    - I'D TRY HOBOKEN.

271
00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:12,438
    - BUT I AM HAVING
      A MUCH BETTER IDEA.

272
00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,709
- [giggles] SO, OBVIOUSLY,
WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU,

273
00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:18,911
      BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN
    GET ALONG WITH A PUFFIN

274
00:10:18,913 --> 00:10:21,146
        UNTIL WE FIX UP
    A PROPER HABITAT.

275
00:10:21,148 --> 00:10:22,147
        - [gasps]
          THE PUFFIN.

276
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,451
     [sing-songy] HAVE FUN!

277
00:10:25,453 --> 00:10:29,755
 - OH, YAH, WE ARE GOING TO BE
THE BEST OF CHUMMY FUN PALS.

278
00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:33,659
- NO JAW, I'M NOT YOUR FUN PAL,
    YOU DEMENTED DAME.

279
00:10:33,661 --> 00:10:36,262
  I NEED EVIL ZOOKEEPER INTEL
             ASAP.

280
00:10:36,264 --> 00:10:38,364
        SO ARE YOU GONNA
      SPILL YOUR GIZZARD,

281
00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,065
OR DO I SPILL IT FOR YOU?

282
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:42,868
        [dramatic music]

283
00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,537
        - TICKLE FIGHT!

284
00:10:44,539 --> 00:10:45,905
- [laughing hysterically]

285
00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:49,008
        - OOH, OH-HO-HO,
  SOMEBODY HAS A TICKLE SPOT.

286
00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:51,043
- MASSAGE CHAIR PARTY. WHO'S IN?

287
00:10:51,045 --> 00:10:52,545
        - I AM IN!

288
00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,884
     - KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS.

289
00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:02,488
 - IT APPEARS ZOOKEEPER FRANCES
HAS THEM TOO TERRIFIED TO TALK.

290
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,490
 INSTEAD, THEY MASK THEIR FEAR

291
00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:07,860
    WITH HOLLOW SMILES
    AND TICKLE GAMES.

292
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,495
- [laughing hysterically]

293
00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:10,663
 STOP! STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT!

294
00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:12,031
            - AW...

295
00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:15,434
  - WHAT HAS THAT PERKY FIEND
         DONE TO THEM?

296
00:11:15,436 --> 00:11:18,370
      - [groaning happily]

297
00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:25,611
    - [garbled voice]
         MASSAGE CHAIR.

298
00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:27,313
          [dwindling]
        MASSAGE CHAIR...

299
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:30,883
  - AND NOW IT'S THE MINI VAC.

300
00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:33,052
THAT'S SIX STRAIGHT HOURS
          OF CLEANING.

301
00:11:33,054 --> 00:11:35,287
    SOMEBODY NEEDS A HOBBY.

302
00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,723
- EVIL IS HER HOBBY.

303
00:11:37,725 --> 00:11:40,559
  AND NO MINI VAC CAN SUCK UP
     ITS MALIGNANT STENCH.

304
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:43,062
            - WHOO!

305
00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,698
 THIS IS THE GREATEST VACATION
             EVER!

306
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,266
             - OOH.

307
00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:49,401
- ALL RIGHT, YOU SOFT PRETZELS.

308
00:11:49,403 --> 00:11:52,605
WE'RE CRACKING THIS DAME'S
      HAPPY, CACKY RACKET.

309
00:11:52,607 --> 00:11:55,474
  KOWALSKI, CHECK THE BIG BOOK
 OF MAD ZOOKEEPER CONSPIRACIES.

310
00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,109
          - LET'S SEE.

311
00:11:57,111 --> 00:12:01,380
 THERE'S ENTIRE ZOO SWAPPED OUT
    FOR LOOK-A-LIKE ROBOTS.

312
00:12:01,382 --> 00:12:02,414
             thwap!

313
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,449
             - AH!

314
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:04,450
          - HMM. NOPE.

315
00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:05,517
THAT'S A GOOD FLESHY FEEL.

316
00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:06,919
    WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

317
00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:10,723
- PARANOID SCENARIO NUMBER TWO:
  ANIMALS ARE HUNTED FOR SPORT

318
00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,791
     BY THE WORLD'S LUNATIC
         BILLIONAIRES.

319
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:15,928
      - TOO BAD THEY MADE
      ONE CLASSIC MISTAKE:

320
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:17,329
      NEVER HUNT A HUNTER.

321
00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:18,430
             - HUH?

322
00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:19,698
            - HI-YA!

323
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,200
        - [gasps]

324
00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:23,068
THAT BIRD HIT TEACHER J.J.

325
00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,236
  [children shouting angrily]

326
00:12:24,238 --> 00:12:25,638
          - [shudders]

327
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,473
          OH, OOH, OW.

328
00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:28,474
             - OOF!

329
00:12:28,476 --> 00:12:31,143
      SO MANY TINY HANDS.

330
00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:32,878
      [children shouting]

331
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,447
[computer keys clacking]

332
00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,316
 TELL ME WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR,
        KOWALSKI.

333
00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,151
         - ANY EVIDENCE
     THAT ZOOKEEPER FRANCES

334
00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:41,053
IS CONSORTING WITH ALIENS,
            DEMONS,

335
00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,455
    AND/OR MAN-EATING
      CARNIVOROUS PLANTS.

336
00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:44,790
        - I GOT NOTHIN'.

337
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,693
  - ALL I'VE GOT IS SOME KIND
    OF ZOO ANIMAL BROCHURE.

338
00:12:47,695 --> 00:12:50,229
- SKIPPER, THIS IS NO BROCHURE.

339
00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:54,333
NO, NO, IT'S A...COOKBOOK!

340
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:55,334
            - WHAT?

341
00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:56,802
     - MM. WAIT A MINUTE...

342
00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:57,936
        [shrieks]

343
00:12:57,938 --> 00:12:59,938
        - UH, NOPE, HEH.

344
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,306
IT'S A BROCHURE.

345
00:13:01,308 --> 00:13:04,610
  OOH, DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE
    A CHEESE FOUNTAIN HERE?

346
00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:05,911
          - WHAT? WOW!

347
00:13:05,913 --> 00:13:09,715
          [blathering]

348
00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:11,684
        [festive music]

349
00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:12,918
 [animals laughing and talking]

350
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,286
- WHO DOESN'T LIKE FREE CHEESE?

351
00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:15,754
        - [spits]

352
00:13:15,756 --> 00:13:18,090
             PARTY!

353
00:13:19,492 --> 00:13:20,893
        - WHO-OA.

354
00:13:20,895 --> 00:13:22,027
            [grunts]

355
00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:23,062
         [pins strike]

356
00:13:23,064 --> 00:13:24,229
        - AH! EEE! OOH!

357
00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:26,598
     - YES! IN MORT'S FACE!

358
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,367
  AND STOMACH AND OTHER PARTS.

359
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:29,868
        - I'M CONFUSED.

360
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:31,870
 WHY DID YOU THINK THE PENGUINS
         WOULD BE HERE?

361
00:13:31,872 --> 00:13:35,441
- WHAT? NO, NO,
  I SAID I HAD A BETTER IDEA.

362
00:13:35,443 --> 00:13:38,410
          [chuckling]
     THIS WAS WAY MORE FUN.

363
00:13:38,412 --> 00:13:40,079
    BUT NOW THAT I AM BORED,

364
00:13:40,081 --> 00:13:42,815
         LET US GO FIND
AND YELL AT THE PENGUINS.

365
00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:45,951
    [slapping and groaning]

366
00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:49,021
            - OKAY,
  IT APPEARS WE'RE NOT ASLEEP

367
00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:51,056
 IN SOME BACKWARDS DREAM WORLD.

368
00:13:51,058 --> 00:13:52,691
 - REALLY? EH, BETTER BE SURE.

369
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:55,227
         - NO, SKIPPER,
     I'M AFRAID THAT'S IT.

370
00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,096
IN MY SCIENTIFIC OPINION,

371
00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,865
    THERE IS ONLY ONE
     PLAUSIBLE ALTERNATIVE:

372
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,900
        THIS PLACE IS...

373
00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:03,135
AWESOME!

374
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,636
        WHOO-HOO!

375
00:14:04,638 --> 00:14:07,172
      [stuttering happily]

376
00:14:07,174 --> 00:14:08,907
    - YOU BLIND FOOLS.

377
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:11,276
YOU'RE LIVING A FALSE PARADISE,

378
00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:12,845
    AND WHEN IT COMES
        CRASHING DOWN...

379
00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:15,314
[massage chair whirring loudly]

380
00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:16,415
     - WHAT'S HE ON ABOUT?

381
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:20,652
         - [stuttering]
      I HAVE NO IDEA-A-A.

382
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:24,056
- THIS ENTIRE FESTERING PUSTULE
  OF FILTH-RIDDEN PUTRIDITY--

383
00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:26,725
          - [giggling]
  OH, COMMISSIONER MCSLADE...

384
00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:29,862
 THEY JUST DON'T MAKE MID-LEVEL
 BUREAUCRATS LIKE YOU ANYMORE.

385
00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:32,531
- OH, TRUE THAT, FRANCES.

386
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:35,200
- NEW YORK PARKS COMMISSIONER
        PURVIS MCSLADE?

387
00:14:35,202 --> 00:14:37,770
    WHAT BACK ALLEY INTRIGUE
            IS THIS?

388
00:14:37,772 --> 00:14:43,075
    - WOW, THIS PLACE
    USED TO BE A DUMP.

389
00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:45,844
  BUT NOW, WOW, YOU COULD EAT
    OFF THESE FLOORS.

390
00:14:45,846 --> 00:14:47,579
          [twinkling]

391
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:49,181
            CHK-PEW!
    HOW DID YOU DO IT?

392
00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:52,785
 - UH-UH-UH! ZOOKEEPER SECRET.

393
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:54,453
         - OOH, SASSY.

394
00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:56,155
  THAT'S A LEADERSHIP QUALITY.

395
00:14:56,157 --> 00:14:59,792
          YOU, MADAM,
 ARE A ZOOKEEPER WITH A FUTURE.

396
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:02,494
 OOH, WHAT'S BEHIND THIS DOOR?

397
00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:04,596
  - NOTHING! OH, IT'S NOTHING.

398
00:15:04,598 --> 00:15:06,632
[laughing nervously] IT'S
LITERALLY A DOORWAY TO NOTHING.

399
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,300
      - OH, NOTHING, HUH?

400
00:15:08,302 --> 00:15:09,301
              HA!

401
00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:10,369
    - WHA? NO, NO, NO!

402
00:15:10,371 --> 00:15:11,436
            - HI-YA!

403
00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:12,738
              AH!

404
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,874
BEHOLD THE SINISTER SECRET
     AT THE HEART OF--GUH?

405
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:17,876
        [majestic music]

406
00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:19,378
     - I AM SO EMBARRASSED.

407
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,380
  OH, IT'S JUST YOU'VE ALWAYS
      BEEN A HERO OF MINE.

408
00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,849
        I--I CALL IT MY
      "INSPIRATION NOOK."

409
00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:25,484
      - INSPIRATION NOOK?

410
00:15:25,486 --> 00:15:26,952
        I LOVE IT!

411
00:15:26,954 --> 00:15:28,921
        - DOES THIS MEAN
 I'M COMING TO THE BIG LEAGUES?

412
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:30,522
- THE BIG APPLE LEAGUES.

413
00:15:30,524 --> 00:15:32,891
 WELCOME TO THE NEW YORK PARKS
          COMMISSION.

414
00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:33,959
             - YES!

415
00:15:33,961 --> 00:15:35,594
            [gasps]
     JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE

416
00:15:35,596 --> 00:15:36,995
          TO TAKE CARE
     OF THIS LITTLE SCAMP.

417
00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:38,997
        - HM...OH!

418
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,933
      NO DARK UNDERBELLY?

419
00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:43,402
  IS IT POSSIBLE I WAS WRONG?

420
00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:46,805
     IS HOBOKEN REALLY SOME
HIDDEN VACATION PARADISE?

421
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,578
         - [sing-songy]
          DOWN YOU GO.

422
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,912
             - AHH!

423
00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:55,414
    - OH, NO, NO, NO.

424
00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:58,584
            THIS ZOO
    IS FOR SANITARY ANIMALS.

425
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:02,855
ALL DIRTY BIRDIES GO DOWN THE
GARBAGE CHUTE WHERE THEY BELONG.

426
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:03,956
            BYE-BYE.

427
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,757
         - [screaming]

428
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:08,093
              AHH!

429
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:09,094
              UH!

430
00:16:09,096 --> 00:16:10,095
            [grunts]

431
00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:12,130
            HOBOKEN!

432
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,199
- KNOCK IT OFF, FLAT BROW.

433
00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:16,268
      SOME OF US PRISONERS
      ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.

434
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,003
    - PRISONERS? HOW?

435
00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:19,504
 - WE CAN ANSWER THAT, SKIPPER.

436
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,406
    - I SAW YOU ALL TOPSIDE.

437
00:16:21,408 --> 00:16:24,176
      IF YOU'RE DOWN HERE,
  THEN WHO ARE THEY UP THERE?

438
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:25,744
     - THE PHONY ABALONES?

439
00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:29,181
THEY ARE THE FRUITS OF ZOOKEEPER
FRANCES'S TWISTED OBSESSION.

440
00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:30,182
        - CLONING?

441
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:31,216
          - CLEANING.

442
00:16:31,218 --> 00:16:32,851
- THAT LADY CANNOT STAND A MESS.

443
00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:33,952
  LOOK, CAN WE BE HONEST HERE?

444
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,320
    OF COURSE WE CAN.
         WE'RE FRIENDS.

445
00:16:35,322 --> 00:16:36,788
    WELL, NOT FRIENDS
     THE WAY I THINK OF IT.

446
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:40,692
 THE POINT IS THAT ZOO ANIMALS
ARE FILTHY, FILTHY BEASTS.

447
00:16:40,694 --> 00:16:42,794
      THERE, I'VE SAID IT,
      AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.

448
00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:44,396
  - SO DOWN THE CHUTE WE WENT,

449
00:16:44,398 --> 00:16:47,799
    REPLACED BY SHINY,
     CLEAN ANDROID DOUBLES.

450
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:48,901
  - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA--ROBOTS?

451
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,470
    THOSE THINGS SLAP
LIKE REAL ANIMALS.

452
00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:52,771
     - NOT ROBOTS, SKIPPER.

453
00:16:52,773 --> 00:16:57,843
    BIO-MECHANICAL ANDROIDS
    COPIED FROM OUR OWN DNA,

454
00:16:57,845 --> 00:17:02,047
     COURTESY OF FRANCES'S
 BODY-SCANNING MASSAGE CHAIRS.

455
00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:04,816
    [scanners beeping]

456
00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:07,753
    [machine whirring]

457
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,991
      [mini vac whirring]

458
00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:15,294
         - WELL, WELL,
      SO ALL THIS STARTED

459
00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:17,562
  BECAUSE SOME POSH NANCY CATS

460
00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,831
     COULDN'T RESIST A SPIN
    IN THE MASSAGE-O-MATIC.

461
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,199
      [penguins groaning]

462
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:23,568
 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL--
              HEY!

463
00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,670
         [animals gasp]

464
00:17:24,672 --> 00:17:27,372
- COULDN'T RESIST A MASSAGE,
            YOU SAY?

465
00:17:27,374 --> 00:17:28,707
          - NANCY CAT.

466
00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:31,243
- COME ON, IT WAS ONE NECK RUB.

467
00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:33,979
     - HI! I KNOW KUNG-FU.

468
00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:35,380
             HI-YA!

469
00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:38,517
             - AHH!

470
00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:39,551
              OOF!

471
00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:40,585
            [groans]

472
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:45,090
    - YOU'RE A DIRTY BIRDIE.

473
00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,124
             - HA!

474
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:47,859
        AND YOU'RE
    A TALKING TOASTER.

475
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,097
        [grunting]

476
00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:53,799
    - TUESDAY IS FUDGE DAY.

477
00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:54,800
            - WHAT?

478
00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:56,768
              OOF!

479
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,637
 [shouting and punching sounds]

480
00:17:58,639 --> 00:18:00,072
        - OW. OH.

481
00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,174
- I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO
WITH "NOT GOOD" FOR THAT SOUND.

482
00:18:02,176 --> 00:18:03,675
        - NO, IT--WAIT!

483
00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:06,411
SOUND? WE CAN HEAR THAT BATTLE.

484
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,780
    WHICH MEANS--YES!

485
00:18:08,782 --> 00:18:11,049
     SKIPPER'S KNOCKED OPEN
         AN EXIT HATCH.

486
00:18:11,051 --> 00:18:13,418
- AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
        TO GET UP THERE?

487
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,888
      - I'VE GOT AN IDEA,
BUT IT ISN'T GOING TO BE PRETTY.

488
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,160
             - OOF!

489
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:23,695
        [robot clicking]

490
00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:26,665
        [dramatic music]

491
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,302
              Â♪ Â♪

492
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:31,303
              HA!

493
00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:33,972
              OH.

494
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:35,741
          [screaming]

495
00:18:35,743 --> 00:18:37,642
          - [grunting]

496
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,611
      - FIRE IN THE HOLE!

497
00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,146
- AHH!

498
00:18:41,148 --> 00:18:42,247
              OOF!

499
00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:43,515
            - SAVIO?

500
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,884
         - AND TO SORT
    THE STOMACH CONTENTS...

501
00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:50,288
        [retches]

502
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,690
             - EW.

503
00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:52,758
 - LOVE TO GET A TAPE OF THAT.

504
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,825
             - HI!

505
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,627
        I KNOW KUNG-FU.

506
00:18:55,629 --> 00:19:00,465
- WELL, WELL, WHERE'S YOUR
    ROBOTIC SUPERIORITY NOW?

507
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,466
        [sinister music]

508
00:19:01,468 --> 00:19:05,504
    all: DIRTY BIRDIE.

509
00:19:05,506 --> 00:19:06,505
          - FOUND IT.

510
00:19:06,507 --> 00:19:08,373
        - WELCOME,
     TRI-STATE PRESS CORPS.

511
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,441
             - EH?

512
00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:10,776
    - YOU ALL KNOW ME,

513
00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:13,245
    SO LET'S INTRODUCE
THIS RISING STAR.

514
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:16,548
     LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
  I GIVE YOU FRANCES ALBERTA.

515
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:19,251
        [applause]

516
00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:20,919
    SHE CLEANED UP HOBOKEN,

517
00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:24,089
  AND NOW SHE'S GONNA CLEAN UP
        MANHATTAN.

518
00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:25,123
          - MANHATTAN?

519
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,059
     THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO!

520
00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:30,062
        [sinister music]

521
00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:33,265
              Â♪ Â♪

522
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:36,201
    - OW. OW. OW. OW.

523
00:19:36,203 --> 00:19:37,436
             - EH,
  I COULD LIVE WITH THAT ONE.

524
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,004
- WE HAVE TO STOP FRANCES.

525
00:19:39,006 --> 00:19:40,772
    - [robotic voice]
    FRANCES IN DANGER.

526
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:42,874
    - MUST DESTROY ANIMALS.

527
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,577
- WHY DID WE START TALKING
LIKE ROBOTS?

528
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:46,645
        - I DON'T KNOW.

529
00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:47,679
        [shouting]

530
00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:49,414
     - HOLD THE LINE, BOYS.

531
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,783
        I GOT TO BUST UP
      A PRESS CONFERENCE.

532
00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:53,652
             HI-YA!

533
00:19:53,654 --> 00:19:55,587
            - HI-YA!
            - HO-HA!

534
00:19:55,589 --> 00:19:58,890
  - NOW, AS COMMISSIONER, THIS
 HANDSHAKE IS A LEGAL CONTRACT.

535
00:19:58,892 --> 00:20:01,960
 SO LET'S LIMBER UP MR. RIGHTY
D D MAKE IT OFFICIAL, HMM?

536
00:20:01,962 --> 00:20:03,028
        [knuckles crack]

537
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,098
    - MUST STOP HANDSHAKE--

538
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,699
              UH!

539
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:10,969
     OH, CURSE YOUR ROBOTIC
         SUPER STRENGTH

540
00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:12,904
AND RUGGEDLY HANDSOME LOOKS.

541
00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:14,573
    - IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT
          THE GARBAGE.

542
00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,074
              UH!

543
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:17,109
    [electricity crackling]

544
00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:18,610
             - OH,
  YOUR FACE MAKES A NEW YEARS.

545
00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:19,845
          - RING-TAIL!

546
00:20:19,847 --> 00:20:21,680
  I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE GLAD
          TO SEE YOU.

547
00:20:21,682 --> 00:20:23,181
          - UH-DA-DA.

548
00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:26,218
DO NOT BE THINKING YOU CAN
MAKE SWEET-TALKING EXCUSES

549
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:29,387
    FOR THIS TV REMOTE
    FIASC-A-TASTROPHY.

550
00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:32,124
- THE REMOTE? I KEEP IT ON
  THE SHELF NEXT TO THE RADIO.

551
00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:33,625
     - OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW.

552
00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,763
[electricity crackling]

553
00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:39,898
          - AW, CRUD.

554
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,966
              AH!

555
00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:44,536
     - HANDSHAKE-A-COMING.
          HERE WE GO.

556
00:20:44,538 --> 00:20:46,271
          - AHH! OOF!

557
00:20:46,273 --> 00:20:48,373
  NOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT,

558
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,842
    LOUSY MASSAGE...CHAIRS.

559
00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:53,578
        - OH, MY,
  WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS MESS?

560
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:56,681
    ZOOKEEPER FRANCES
    WON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT.

561
00:20:56,683 --> 00:21:00,352
      - BROTHER, THIS MESS
    IS JUST GETTING STARTED.

562
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:01,486
             HI-YA!

563
00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:04,489
    [triumphant music]

564
00:21:04,491 --> 00:21:08,727
              Â♪ Â♪

565
00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:10,295
    [massage chair whirring]

566
00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:13,932
         - [stuttering]

567
00:21:13,934 --> 00:21:18,603
SO-O-O-O-O RELAXING.

568
00:21:18,605 --> 00:21:20,972
    [nuts and bolts pinging]

569
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:22,807
          [explosion]

570
00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:25,644
 - PANTHER GRAB, PANTHER GRAB.
          AND...READY.

571
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:27,612
  ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY,
            FRANCES?

572
00:21:27,614 --> 00:21:29,748
      - JUST WHAT A THRILL
        IT'S GOING TO BE

573
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,684
          TO TAKE CARE
OF ALL OF CENTRAL PARK'S--

574
00:21:32,686 --> 00:21:34,419
             - AHH!

575
00:21:34,421 --> 00:21:35,854
              HI!

576
00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:37,989
        I KNOW KUNG-FU!

577
00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:40,625
        - BIO-MECHANICAL
      ANDROID DUPLICATES?

578
00:21:40,627 --> 00:21:43,662
    [animals shouting]

579
00:21:43,664 --> 00:21:46,198
        - DIRTY...

580
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,699
        FILTHY...

581
00:21:47,701 --> 00:21:49,701
            ANIMALS!

582
00:21:49,703 --> 00:21:51,102
[screaming]

583
00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:56,408
    [people shrieking]

584
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:59,010
        [grunting]

585
00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:00,245
            - HI-YA!

586
00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:01,346
          [loud thud]

587
00:22:01,348 --> 00:22:03,515
    [furious slapping]

588
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,817
    - NO MORE MESSIES!

589
00:22:05,819 --> 00:22:07,686
        - GAH! EEE! OH!

590
00:22:07,688 --> 00:22:10,455
          - [crazily]
    Â♪ HAPPY, HAPPY HOBOKEN Â♪

591
00:22:10,457 --> 00:22:12,390
        - OH, EAT DIRT.

592
00:22:12,392 --> 00:22:14,559
             - OOF!

593
00:22:14,561 --> 00:22:16,861
        [coughing]

594
00:22:16,863 --> 00:22:19,331
      - YOU ARE SO FIRED.

595
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:24,269
          - [wailing]

596
00:22:24,271 --> 00:22:26,204
 - DEADLY ROBOT DOPPELGANGERS,

597
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:29,708
A PERKY, EVIL MASTERMIND,
      AND A ZOO IN CRISIS.

598
00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:32,410
 BOYS, NOW, THAT'S A VACATION.

599
00:22:32,412 --> 00:22:33,612
            UP HIGH!

600
00:22:33,614 --> 00:22:34,713
[flippers slapping]

601
00:22:34,715 --> 00:22:35,714
        all: HAH!

602
00:22:35,716 --> 00:22:38,149
             - RAH!

603
00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,484
    [people shrieking]

604
00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:40,552
      - [exhales tiredly]

605
00:22:40,554 --> 00:22:41,720
            BORING!

606
00:22:41,722 --> 00:22:43,088
        WHAT ELSE IS ON?

607
00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:44,256
         [polka music]

608
00:22:44,258 --> 00:22:45,257
        [shrieks]

609
00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:46,391
        THE LEDERHOSEN!

610
00:22:46,393 --> 00:22:48,760
    IT IS LIKE POISON
      FOR MY EYE STOMACHS.

611
00:22:48,762 --> 00:22:49,694
             - AHH!