1 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:07,799 I had finally gotten started as chief physician. 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,259 I bonded with the staff... 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,012 Okay sir What a lovely morning. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,972 Great doctoral energy. 5 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,599 ...and set it as teacher... 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:21,145 Remember when I taught you about pressure? and body fluid compartments in liver patients? 7 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,065 - Thank you. - I'll fix it. 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,526 ...and keeps medical morale up. 9 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:29,195 A handful of cake and it's not even my birthday. 10 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,781 I was born this way. I've never done a squat. 11 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:32,865 I know. 12 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,244 Not even Turk's rock hard ass could throw me off balance. 13 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,329 What the... 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,123 Good morning, old man. You can imagine my joy and shock 15 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,710 that you have not transformed this place to a spirit Halloween shop yet. 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,380 Congratulations on passing the lowest bar. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,258 What are you doing here? Is there something wrong with me? I am incredibly busy. 18 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,262 But okay, I've moved a few things around. I'm free now. 19 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,721 Perry, is this man bothering you? 20 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,266 No, but he has been doing that for almost 25 years. 21 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:01,769 And if you must know, so Park and I have dinner plans. 22 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,563 But weirdo, relax, we'll stop at Zales afterwards 23 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,148 and buy you something delicious. 24 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:10,236 I love it. What jewelry screams daddy issues? 25 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,405 - I don't know, Park. - Definitely a stomach chain. 26 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,032 If you miss your dad I imagine a locket. 27 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,659 I would love a locket. 28 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,744 Then we go. 29 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,371 Old man. 30 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:24,542 Don't worry, he'll look around. No. He put his arm on his shoulder. 31 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,085 I have to praise you. 32 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,380 Call on your great doctor energy and glide away. 33 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,882 I thought the same thing. 34 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:37,180 Crikey. You are truly special. 35 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,269 Turk, come back. 36 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,982 I can't. I'm in my Jamiroquai state. 37 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,529 He is so good. 38 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:11,380 Because Dr. Cox was here I wanted to offer a little extra on the rounds. 39 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,258 Fortunately I looked around Independence Day last night. 40 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,427 Humanity. 41 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:20,056 {\an8}That word should have extra meaning for all of us today. 42 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,140 {\an8}There it sat. 43 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:26,312 {\an8}You are no longer untrained, untested "beginners". 44 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,106 {\an8}You have learned so much now. 45 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,775 {\an8}Dr Dorian is right. 46 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:34,153 {\an8}There it is. It only took 25 years. 47 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,572 {\an8}You have so much more knowledge 48 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:42,370 {\an8}than you had six months ago when you started with me. It feels good, right? 49 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:47,249 {\an8}Or how? Stop smiling. Because you are actually dangerous. 50 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,710 {\an8}You know enough to think you know everything. 51 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,213 {\an8}You are like the ten year old behind the wheel of a Subaru. 52 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,340 {\an8}Are your feet reaching the pedals? Certainly. 53 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,760 {\an8}Should you really drive the vehicle? Under no circumstances. 54 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:01,931 {\an8}And just like the ten-year-old are you all potential murderers. 55 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,684 {\an8}- Dr. Cox, you must... - That's right, killer. 56 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:09,730 {\an8}Assassins scream... when you blow through the front of a restaurant, 57 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,524 {\an8}almost kills an innocent family 58 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,734 {\an8}- and splitting their cheese fries… - You can't hear me. 59 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:14,819 {\an8}...and sweet drinks. 60 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,946 {\an8}He is not employed. I am powerless. 61 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,658 {\an8}- It's okay, Sibby. - He has to listen to me. 62 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:26,288 {\an8}Let me bring Dr. Cox's dark tableau through the John Dorian positivity filter. 63 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:30,626 {\an8}You can handle this. Be alert and do your best. 64 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,045 {\an8}We have a challenging day today. 65 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:37,216 I wanted my AT doctors would shine before Dr. Cox, 66 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,760 but we had the odds against us. 67 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,848 You can't hide from the rule of thirds. 68 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,600 One third of very ill patients die no matter what you do, 69 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:51,648 a third die because of what you do and a third get better themselves. 70 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,317 We will do everything we can for you. 71 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,696 Tosh, the patient is hyponatremic. 72 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,990 - Insert sodium replacement intravenously. - Understood. 73 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:05,286 - Good. Don't let Dr. Cox sway you. - I won't. He's great fun. 74 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:09,165 When he starts moaning, I record him and it always goes viral. 75 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,625 You handle him much better than I did. 76 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:16,380 - I cut my bangs about five times. - My God! I'm so sorry. 77 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,800 I wanted Perry to know how well I filled his shoes. 78 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:24,430 The key to teaching my AT doctors has been my radical availability. 79 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,849 Firstly there are no stupid questions. 80 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,477 I see. So just stupid statements like that one? 81 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:32,813 I ignore it. Secondly, I never wear my white coat. 82 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:36,984 When I dress up as an AT doctor it says, “I am just like you. 83 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,611 A superhero without a cape." 84 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,989 You will want to dive from the sky and help your peer over there 85 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,326 to find what he is looking for in the medical waste bin. 86 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,578 Fleming, I told you 87 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,539 that if your Invisalign is there, is it gone for good. 88 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,584 Stick now. Stick, stick. 89 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,877 Stupid Fleming and his underbite. 90 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,922 Where are all the AT doctors I asked to come and say nice things about me? 91 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,174 Your brilliant teaching has saved another life. 92 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,343 - Continue. - My patient could be discharged, 93 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,469 but something felt wrong. 94 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,222 I took some blood cultures and he is septic. 95 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,266 If you hadn't gone through the signs with us, I had not discovered it. 96 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:14,856 There was Dr. Cox's expression when he tried to swallow a compliment. 97 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,233 For you, sir. 98 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,692 I could kiss you. 99 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,987 Dr. Dorian, I understand that the British is very exciting. 100 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:26,200 It makes him seem both exotic and safe, but you can't kiss him. 101 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,828 It's just a saying. I didn't try to kiss him. 102 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:32,081 - Neither do I, but here we are. - Can I go? 103 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,375 - Yes. Go. - Go to your room. 104 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,585 Thanks to the good news with Asher's patient 105 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,380 the odds began to tip in our favor. 106 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,758 And I have to praise Park, he had a handle on Blake's patient. 107 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,220 I have been sick for three weeks. I am burning. I feel dead. 108 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,888 Can I get antibiotics? 109 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:51,393 This is what antibiotics do for your virus infection, nothing. 110 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,438 Nice to meet you. 111 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,067 If you leave a comment, his name is Dr. Park. 112 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,902 But he is right about the antibiotics. 113 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,656 Okay. But if he is wrong, I sue you both. 114 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,741 Cool. 115 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:13,330 Chris's infection was caught early and he should respond well to treatment. 116 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,041 - I'm just waiting for one more test. - Thank you very much, doctor. 117 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,210 You can enter. 118 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,382 I love your little voice when talking to families. 119 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,843 I do everything I can for them. 120 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,305 - We're going to the warehouse now. - Okay, I love storage. 121 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,183 The results for your sepsis patient. You won't like it. 122 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:37,397 The computed tomography shows that he has a deep throat abscess. He needs surgery. 123 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,611 What are you whispering about? I knew what I was hoping for. 124 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,863 I didn't want to say anything until it went through 125 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,157 but I signed up and J.D. to Amazing Race. 126 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,284 Can you cover for him for a month? 127 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,870 Only the father of medicine can cover for that man. 128 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:56,040 - And he's so handsome too. - Wonderful. 129 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,458 Thanks. 130 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,209 When will you stop needing his approval? 131 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,171 I don't know, Turk. When will you stop loving Carla? 132 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:06,258 - J.D., that's not an appropriate comparison. - If Cox is only here for dinner, 133 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,385 why is he in the hospital then? 134 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,638 Does he get information about my work as a manager? 135 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,723 So what? Everyone thinks you are doing a good job. 136 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,726 Keep singing that encouragement the song you sing in the office. 137 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,814 Do you hear it? But I don't care, because I'm a firework. 138 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:28,155 Dr. Reid, I gave Tina hypertonic saline. 139 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,366 Wait, what did you do? 140 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:36,956 My God! 141 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,710 You cannot give hypertonic saline. You need to calculate the sodium deficit. 142 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:45,005 Get a nurse! Tell them to bring DDAVP and D5W! 143 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,593 - I didn't know. Will she make it? - I don't know, Dr. Tosh. Out of the way. 144 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,303 Out of the room. 145 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,264 Did you see Danny's chest x-ray? 146 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,685 let me guess, incomplete with possible opacity. 147 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:01,230 We should give him antibiotics. It could be pneumonia. 148 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:07,236 It is a radiologist who protects himself. If they say it is incomplete, 149 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:11,824 are they not responsible for the 0.0001% the risk that it is pneumonia. 150 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,492 It's our fault if it is. 151 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,203 Do you let your patient dictate how do you treat him? 152 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,581 You have vibes like a judge, but you are a doctor as a sub. 153 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,960 I was a bartender at a gay bar. I know what that means. 154 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,506 And if that means not getting sued or worse, give it to me, dad. 155 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,929 - How is my patient? - We'll see how he feels after waking up. 156 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,098 I don't understand. I did everything right. 157 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,685 I discovered the infection early, but he got worse. 158 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,480 You have to figure it out a way to deal with stress. 159 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:47,527 You know what? I have a method that can help. follow me 160 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:52,531 The rules are simple. You will jump from the trampoline 161 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,576 and throw the head in the bin. Do you understand? 162 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,786 - I can't hit it. - Maybe, maybe not. 163 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,664 But when my daughter was lying in intensive care I could only wait 164 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:05,294 and this saved my life. In with the elbows, the fingertips on the eyelids. 165 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,503 Now we drive. 166 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,797 You can handle it. 167 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,931 Even if she survives, she may get neurological problems or fall into a coma. 168 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,183 Don't blame yourself. 169 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,894 - If I kill someone? - When you say that... 170 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,439 Okay, but none of that has happened. Hopefully she'll make it. 171 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,358 Moments like this live with AT doctors forever. 172 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:32,279 When a patient becomes the victim of a mistake doctor becomes the second victim. 173 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,990 Tosh, I know you're just worrying for the patient. 174 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:39,245 But it's my job to worry about you. I want you to see a therapist now. 175 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,332 The only positive right now 176 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,628 is that my mentor was not here and saw everything fall apart. 177 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,548 white guys are bad, but british white guys are the worst. 178 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,885 There must be something else we can do for the patient. 179 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,805 We can't. We did everything we could. 180 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:01,016 It's time to let it go or leave it to God or the universe 181 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,977 - or whatever you believe. - It has never worked for me. 182 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,689 But okay, I think if you put the basket our patient will be fine. 183 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,692 I don't like to put that kind of pressure on myself 184 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:14,863 and we do this to think about other things. But okay. 185 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,783 I'll show you how to do it. Are you ready? 186 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,411 Now we drive. I have something. 187 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,246 Bank shots. 188 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,997 - Yes! I said so! - Yes! 189 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,835 That's what I mean. That's what I... 190 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:31,463 I don't believe in violence between bald people, but you give me no choice. 191 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,548 Running. 192 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,674 - Watch out. - He's crazy! 193 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,009 Health care manager 194 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,971 That's the thing about this place. 195 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,643 Sometimes you can just let go and hope it works out. 196 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,063 I have good news. 197 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,399 Tina is stable. She will be fine. 198 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,733 Thank god. 199 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:57,240 You made a big mistake and got lucky. I hope you never need it again. 200 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,870 Chris is awake and doing well. 201 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,206 Nice shot, Dr. Turk. 202 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,504 Mrs. Johnson, I have some news. 203 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:16,133 The good news is that I was right and you were wrong. 204 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,886 Danny's fever went down without antibiotics. 205 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,347 The good news is that Danny is fine. 206 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:27,394 I know you blame yourself for the woman who died in the parking lot, 207 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,356 but it is never good for your patients if you are afraid. 208 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,568 By the way, I knew that you were a bartender at Night Gliders. 209 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,778 I recognized you as soon as you stepped in here. 210 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:40,324 So? I remember you too. You were the only one who didn't tip. 211 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,453 You were the only bartender who didn't want to sleep with me. 212 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,873 Congratulations. We had three very sick patients 213 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,084 and they will all be fine. We beat the odds. 214 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,796 Enjoy it. That doesn't happen very often here. 215 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,675 Dr. Cox. I didn't see you. Do you want to hold one of your famous 216 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,430 - "I believed in you all along" speech? - No, I... 217 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,225 - My God. - Dr. Cox. 218 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,143 - Checking the pulse. - Out of the way. 219 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,729 - We need oxygen. - No answer. 220 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,652 It doesn't matter how many you save. 221 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,154 When one of your own falls, it hits hard. 222 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,949 Why didn't you come to me if you haven't been feeling well? 223 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,744 I knew you would this for an emo lip-smacking party. 224 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,540 I can practically hear the indie music in your head right now. 225 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,544 I don't understand that you chose Dr. Park over me. 226 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,756 He probably knew you would make this an overwrought emo- 227 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,759 - lipstick... - I already said it. 228 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,887 Your X-rays and tumor markers were negative. 229 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,639 - It's not cancer. - Thank goodness. 230 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,517 And we are still waiting on your ANCA and CRP. 231 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,726 We'll know more this afternoon. 232 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,729 Thank you, Dr. Park. I want to take over Perry's care now. 233 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,940 It won't happen, Dr. Sister Jackie. 234 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,652 Come on, you can barely keep it together with patients coming in from the street. 235 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,822 How can you be objective? And look at yourself. You have... 236 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,991 You are already emotional and you haven't done anything yet. 237 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,286 I updated your weight. Congratulations on keeping it. 238 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,705 J.D., we know that if you got into this rummer 239 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,874 and said I was dying, would it break you. 240 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,086 No, that would break me if you didn't give me the chance to help you 241 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:21,758 - by doing everything you taught me to do. - Forget it. And there is no training 242 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,760 for the insane patient I plan to be. 243 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,639 Cujo, Old Yeller, pick a rabies dog, I'll beat him. 244 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,684 I will remove my own drip 245 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,647 because your nurses gave me saline instead of dextrocodil. 246 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,066 My God. 247 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,485 He begins to cry because you mentioned Old Yeller. 248 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,656 I don't cry. I'm not a child. I don't need to be protected, okay? 249 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,783 And if you want someone which takes you behind the shed 250 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,786 and shoot you, take this idiot. 251 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,791 {\an8}Dr Tosh, outside this room, 252 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,045 {\an8}have Dr. Reid and I had a flourishing female friendship. 253 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:02,507 {\an8}But in here she is alone participant A and you participant B. 254 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,593 {\an8}Participant A, you have the floor. 255 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:09,474 {\an8}I know the morning was traumatic and I'm glad you're talking about it. 256 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,060 {\an8}It was very nice, participant A. 257 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,936 {\an8}Participant B, would you like to read aloud 258 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,397 {\an8}- your formal complaint against Dr. Reid? - What? 259 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,984 You told me to up the sodium, but not how I would do it. 260 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,611 Yes, because you should already know. 261 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,198 - She told me to get out of the room. - You almost killed someone. 262 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,076 - Okay, you can't say that. - She messed up. 263 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,119 Not that either. 264 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,747 You made me feel bad. It makes me want to quit. 265 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,166 I'm trying to teach you. 266 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,209 What can I say? 267 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,128 We'll take it up in your mandatory seminar. 268 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,422 This is so stupid. 269 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,470 Your friend Sibby here, I hear you, and we'll whine about this later. 270 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,681 Business Sibby, you can't say that. 271 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,228 Come again. 272 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,773 You are not a doctor in this hospital. You cannot change your own medication. 273 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,819 It's the same pain relief which is given during caesarean section. 274 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,697 But because my doula and I have talked about natural birth 275 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,658 should we lower the dose. 276 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:15,623 Otherwise, I'll take America's best pudding and decorate your wall with it. 277 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,960 You can get this mess. He is yours. 278 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,338 You have expanded your reign of terror to the staff. 279 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,341 I gave him something to talk about with his friends at the hospital. 280 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,345 I've actually started to appreciate it your teaching style. 281 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,597 Not everything. I didn't think it was necessary 282 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,559 to call me a prostitute who only cares for clowns. 283 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,271 It still gets me to laugh in the car sometimes. 284 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:44,693 And if it means anything, I was too hard on you. 285 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,611 Sometimes I sit up and think 286 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,697 that I actually could have driven you from here. 287 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,785 It had been my biggest failure and what I regret most. 288 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,956 I appreciate it. 289 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,832 God, leave me alone. 290 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,584 I have to decorate. 291 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,589 Let him do it. He'll probably eat it. 292 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,968 I've never had to sleep in one like this, 293 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,889 but I'm not leaving your side until we receive your results. 294 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,600 J.D., can you... 295 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,644 Can you pray with me? 296 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,397 First screw ball. 297 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,482 Of course. 298 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,776 Cox was never religious. 299 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,864 But when you are faced with your own mortality you try anything. 300 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,491 Dear God, or whoever up there. 301 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:37,162 I know that I have never turned to you, 302 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,081 but i need you now 303 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,669 So please God, let the chair go over J.D. and suffocate him in silence 304 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,631 so that I can have a few moments of peace, 305 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,467 if these are my last moments. Thank you, God. 306 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,471 Just kidding, but I know you're scared. 307 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,724 For once, let me help you. 308 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:03,189 Here they were, his test results. I knew how I wanted it to go. 309 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,732 Congratulations! 310 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:09,194 You are the millionth person who clicked on the test results. 311 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,322 You have won $10,000 and a brand new jet ski. 312 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,490 YOU WILL SURVIVE! 313 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,533 Oh, no. Not you. Stick. 314 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,912 - J.D., come on, amigo. - Yes. 315 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,956 To the lake. 316 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,583 But that's not how it works. 317 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,921 Look like that. Say it straight. 318 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,633 Because I understand what all that means. 319 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,809 Dr. Tosh, do you have time? 320 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,900 You said I made you want to quit. 321 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,279 That would be a failure for me if you did. 322 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,447 But I would also fail 323 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,034 if I didn't hold you accountable for your mistakes. 324 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,496 I know I screwed up. 325 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,708 I was just afraid it meant that I wasn't good enough to be here. 326 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,420 So I blamed you and I'm really sorry. 327 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,172 Come here. 328 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,550 It's okay. 329 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,303 You seem much more confident. 330 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,348 It's part of my brand. 331 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,102 There are many things we deceive ourselves about to think we have control over. 332 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,521 If I can do this will Cox be fine. 333 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,649 Cox will be fine. Come again. 334 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,195 I'm going to rip your head off and do this with it. 335 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,114 It counts. 336 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,823 It counts! 337 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,158 - But the truth is... - It counts. 338 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,659 ...that we cannot predict the future. 339 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,744 Give me a hug. 340 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,871 - No. - You saved a man. 341 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,042 We can only be there for each other when the odds are against us. 342 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,213 It's not good. 343 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:53,923 But it could be worse. 344 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,093 Worse than my own body attacking himself? 345 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,180 It is an autoimmune disease, for God's sake. 346 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:03,183 There is no cure. It is about managing the crisis 347 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,393 which I will get at the end of the ninth. 348 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,021 Perry, you know the disease has a high chance of survival 349 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,858 - because we discovered it early. - I'm in early kidney failure now, J.D. 350 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,777 Yes, but you can slow it down. 351 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,988 With aggressive treatment and immunosuppressive agents 352 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,825 can microscopic polyangiitis easily go back. 353 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,287 You really didn't think so that it could happen? 354 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:28,083 That just because we're out there and take care of them, 355 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:32,171 would we get immunity that protects us from what awaits us all? 356 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:37,927 Yes. 357 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:48,353 Do you promise to keep me alive very long? 358 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:52,315 I don't want my death must be what makes you cynical. 359 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,151 - I promise... - Let me speak clearly. 360 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,363 I won't be here and enjoy it. 361 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,618 And not even in death I endured the irony. 362 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,329 All I hear is that you will let me be your doctor. 363 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,834 I'm already tingled by the thought on our sponges there, Agatha. 364 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,088 I tried to protect you. 365 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,259 All I had… 366 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,597 but I'm so scared. 367 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,103 I have a plan. 368 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:35,650 I don't care if you don't like it. That is the best way forward. 369 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:39,113 Turk asked when I stopped needing Dr. Cox's approval. 370 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,241 - Okay. - It was now. 371 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,659 For now... 372 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,661 And I have you. 373 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,455 ...did he need me. 374 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,503 {\an8}Listen up, failures. 375 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,047 {\an8}- Look. - To the one who had stake enough 376 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:03,928 {\an8}to stuff the sandwich which I had marked with my name. 377 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,973 {\an8}I hope you enjoyed it, for I will cut you open, 378 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:13,773 {\an8}take it out and feed yourself again, but not orally this time. M'okay? 379 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,900 {\an8}See how many views you have. It has gone viral. 380 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,612 {\an8}All the DJs remix it. People love it. 381 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,282 {\an8}Bring her to me. 382 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,244 Translation: Karin Tengroth