1 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,973 "THE FORCE-CARRYING PARTICLES 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,341 "EXCHANGED BETWEEN MATTER PARTICLES 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,310 "ARE SAID TO BE VIRTUAL PARTICLES 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,744 "BECAUSE, UNLIKE REAL PARTICLES, 5 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,046 "THEY CANNOT BE DIRECTLY DETECTED 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,582 BY A PARTICLE DETECTOR." 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,018 THE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WILL SWALLOW ANYTHING. 8 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,188 HA HA HA! 9 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,490 OOH, FINALLY! 10 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,526 MY PICTURES OF THE TODAY SHOW GANG. 11 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,362 OH, MY FAVORITE-- 12 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:31,399 MARTHA STEWART. 13 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,366 IS IT AUTOGRAPHED? 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,136 NO, BUT SHE SIGNED IT. 15 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,005 SHE LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. 16 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,349 SO HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? 17 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,450 THE BEST EVER. 18 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,752 I HAD MY VERY FIRST MAKE-OUT SESSION. 19 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,720 GOOD FOR YOU. 20 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,622 WITH DINA, MY LAB PARTNER. 21 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,023 DINA, THE ONE WITH THE... 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,160 OH, YEAH. 23 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,329 TELL US EVERYTHING. I WANT DETAILS. 24 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,297 AT FIRST, I WAS CONFLICTED. 25 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,299 WE COME FROM VERY DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS. 26 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,336 I'M AN ALIEN, AND SHE'S A PRESBYTERIAN. 27 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,603 I HAVE A HIGHLY DEVELOPED MIND, 28 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:13,707 AND SHE'S GOT THAT BIG, POUTY MOUTH. 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,276 I TELL YOU. IT WAS A TOUGH DECISION. 30 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,377 WHAT TIPPED THE SCALES? 31 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,312 SHE LET ME. 32 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,982 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 33 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,984 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME, 34 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:29,223 BUT THEY WERE SO BIG AND ROUND AND BEAUTIFUL 35 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,992 I JUST HAD TO TOUCH THEM. 36 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,093 THEN WHAT? 37 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,762 SHE SCREAMED, "OW! MY EYES!" 38 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:38,399 AND THAT JUST BASICALLY KILLED THE MOOD. 39 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,667 DAMN! 40 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:14,535 "IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES. IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES." 41 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,771 I'M NOT READING 387 PAGES 42 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,874 IF HE CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND IN THE FIRST SENTENCE. 43 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,212 GREAT. 44 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,713 WONDERFUL. 45 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,881 THANKS FOR NOTHING. 46 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,917 WHAT HAPPENED? 47 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,352 MY DATE FOR A WEDDING TOMORROW NIGHT 48 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,454 JUST CANCELED AT THE LAST MINUTE. 49 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:37,791 HIS BROTHER CAME OUT OF THE COMA. 50 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,626 A WEDDING? 51 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,160 YEAH. A BIG RECEPTION. 52 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,262 A RITUAL? 53 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,697 VERY TRADITIONAL-- CRYING, DANCING. 54 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,132 AND THE FEMALE DEVOURS THE MALE 55 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,502 IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE CEREMONY? 56 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,037 NO. HA HA HA! 57 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:54,242 THAT'S A PROCESS THAT TAKES YEARS AND YEARS. 58 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,543 NINA, ARE YOU MARRIED? 59 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,644 NO. 60 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,812 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG? 61 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,349 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY MOTHER. 62 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:05,519 THAT MUST BE VERY CONFUSING FOR YOU. 63 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,656 OH, I WISH I DIDN'T RSVP. 64 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,424 I HATE GOING TO THESE THINGS BY MYSELF. 65 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,826 I'D LOVE TO GO WITH YOU. 66 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,263 I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 67 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,096 IT'S SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 68 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:16,864 I DON'T MIND. 69 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:17,765 IT'S A TWO-HOUR DRIVE. 70 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,367 I'LL PAY FOR GAS. 71 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,834 A SUIT'S REQUIRED. 72 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,069 I'M WEARING A SUIT. 73 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,605 A NICE SUIT. 74 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,173 I'LL GET ONE. YOU CAN PICK IT OUT. 75 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,775 WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL DO IT! 76 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,343 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME SAY THIS. 77 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:30,444 WHAT? 78 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,813 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T FIND YOU CHARMING 79 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:33,747 IN YOUR OWN WAY, 80 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,349 IT'S JUST THAT YOU 81 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:38,419 TEND TO MAKE A VIVID IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE. 82 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,921 WELL, I AM THE HIGH COMMANDER. 83 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,890 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 84 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,326 I'LL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR. 85 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,594 YOU WON'T BRING YOUR FAMILY? 86 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,395 JUST ME. 87 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:49,697 FINE. 88 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,198 YOU CAN COME. 89 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,266 EXCELLENT! 90 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,635 MY FIRST WEDDING! I CAN'T WAIT! 91 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,804 OH, AND BE SURE TO WEAR SOMETHING 92 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:00,341 THAT SHOWS THE CRACK IN YOUR BREASTS. 93 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,948 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SCHOOL NURSE IS TALKING ABOUT. 94 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,317 I DON'T SEE ANY BUG. 95 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,384 I KNOW. 96 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,286 SHE SAID I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM DINA. 97 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,989 HOW? UNLESS THE BUGS SWAM IN WITH THE SALIVA. 98 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,691 THIS IS INTERESTING... MY THROAT TICKLES. 99 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,360 MINE, TOO. 100 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:23,464 YOU KNOW, I TRIED USING A STICK TO SCRATCH IT, 101 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:28,969 BUT THAT JUST BROUGHT UP A WHOLE NEW SET OF PROBLEMS. 102 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,504 THIS SHIRT, THIS TIE, THESE SOCKS, 103 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,540 OR THIS SHIRT, THIS TIE, THESE SOCKS? 104 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,774 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 105 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,409 MARY'S COUNTING ON ME. 106 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,244 I WANT TO LOOK MY BEST FOR THE WEDDING. 107 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,812 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THAT BLONDE? 108 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,081 NOTHING. THIS IS STRICTLY RESEARCH, 109 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,650 BUT TO DESCRIBE HER AS "BLONDE" 110 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,385 IS INACCURATE. 111 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:48,255 HER HAIR IS MORE LIKE HONEY WITH FLAXEN HIGHLIGHTS 112 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,190 AND JUST THE WHISPER OF GOLD 113 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:54,728 DANCING PLAYFULLY ABOUT THE HALO THAT SURROUNDS HER. 114 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,599 SO SHE'S NOT "BLONDE." 115 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,435 SORRY. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER THROUGH YOUR LOVE GOGGLES. 116 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,836 I DON'T LOVE HER. 117 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,572 THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 118 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,006 TO OBSERVE A WEDDING FIRSTHAND. 119 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,274 THERE'S A LOT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND. 120 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,308 LIKE WHAT? 121 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,411 IT'S REALLY A VERY FASCINATING RITUAL. 122 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:13,781 THE CEREMONY BEGINS WITH THE BRIDE BEING GIVEN AWAY. 123 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,615 EXCUSE ME. 124 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,083 GIVEN AWAY, LIKE AN OBJECT? 125 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:20,754 AS IN, "FREE GIRL WITH EVERY LARGE FRIES"? 126 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,290 WAIT. THERE'S FREE GIRLS? CAN I GO? 127 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,958 FRIES? CAN I GO? 128 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,560 NO. I'M AFRAID NOT. 129 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,796 DR. ALBRIGHT HAS ALREADY RSVP'd. 130 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:33,100 YOU SAID YOU'D STOP SPELLING IN FRONT OF ME. 131 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,102 AH-CHOO! 132 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,439 WOW. 133 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,708 WHAT WAS THAT? 134 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:44,445 I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANT ANOTHER ONE. 135 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,279 AH-CHOO! 136 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,818 AHH! 137 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,624 AH-CHOO! 138 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,893 WHOO. 139 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,831 WAS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU AS IT WAS FOR ME? 140 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,940 GOOD MORNING, DR. SOLOMON. 141 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:16,009 NINA, I SEEM TO BE HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE SWALLOWING THIS MORNING. 142 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,680 IS THERE AN ALTERNATE STOMACH ACCESS? 143 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,481 ARE YOU SICK? 144 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,383 YES, AND THE NOVELTY IS WEARING OFF. 145 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,554 YOU'RE SICK, AND YOU'RE BREATHING MY AIR. 146 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,322 WHICH AIR IS YOURS? 147 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,824 I'LL GET YOU SOME TEA. 148 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,393 WHAT'S THIS? 149 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,675 THIS IS BRILLIANT! 150 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,409 YOU'RE SICK. YOU SHOULD BE HOME IN BED. 151 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,645 IT'S MY FIRST DATE WITH DR. ALBRIGHT. 152 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,747 DR. SOLOMON, I'M SURE SHE'LL UNDERSTAND. 153 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,115 OH, NINA, PLEASE... 154 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,484 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 155 00:06:56,517 --> 00:07:02,055 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LET DR. ALBRIGHT KNOW THAT I'M SICK. OH! 156 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,457 SHE WON'T HEAR IT FROM ME. 157 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,192 OH. 158 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,494 GOOD MORNING. 159 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,928 GOOD MORNING, DR. ALBRIGHT! 160 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,763 I'M FINE, THANKS. 161 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,933 GOOD. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU? 162 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,702 ABSOLUTELY. 163 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:15,669 IT'LL BE FUN. 164 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,505 WHY DON'T YOU PICK ME UP AROUND 7:00-ISH? 165 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,406 7:00-ISH ON THE DOT. 166 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,575 YOU BETTER MAKE IT 6:30. 167 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,144 WE MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE PARK-- 168 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,481 YOU MIGHT, BUT I'M VERY GOOD AT IT. 169 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,783 OOH, I'M LATE FOR CLASS. 170 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,719 SEE YOU TONIGHT. 171 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,954 CAN'T WAIT. 172 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,189 OH! 173 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,996 OH, MY HEAD IS THROBBING. 174 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,097 MINE'S WORSE. 175 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,600 AND MY BACK ME, TOO. IS ACHING. 176 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,468 MINE'S KILLING ME. 177 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:53,406 MY BREASTS FEEL LIKE TWO HOT STEAMING BOWLS OF CHILI. 178 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,778 SHE WINS. 179 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:59,813 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 180 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:02,115 YOU BROUGHT A FOREIGN GERM INTO THIS HOUSE. 181 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:06,587 HEY, I HAVE AS MUCH A RIGHT TO BE HERE AS ANYBODY ELSE. 182 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,691 SEE YOU LATER. 183 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,304 I'M NOT WEARING PANTS. 184 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:30,043 I WAS WONDERING WHY THE LINT BRUSH WASN'T WORKING. 185 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,613 DICK, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TOO SICK TO GO. 186 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,814 WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY HOME 187 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,049 AND DRIP FLUIDS WITH US? 188 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,418 NONSENSE. I FEEL PERFECTLY FINE. 189 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,821 SALLY'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULD STAY HOME. 190 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,792 NO. NOW HELP ME GET MY PANTS ON, 191 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,594 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 192 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:50,097 I'VE NEVER BEEN DEFEATED BY A SINGLE-CELLED ORGANISM. 193 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,500 THEY ARE STEALTHY, BUT THEY ARE STUPID. 194 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,568 I AM THE HIGH COMMANDER, 195 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,904 AND I REFUSE TO LET THIS BEAT ME. 196 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,839 IF YOU INSIST ON BEING STUBBORN, 197 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,874 PLEASE TAKE SOME OF THIS COUGH SYRUP. 198 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,309 I DON'T NEED ANY. 199 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,276 YOU HAVE TO. 200 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,245 THE DRUGSTORE LADY SAID IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, 201 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,515 WE HAVE TO PUT A VAPORIZER IN YOUR ROOM. 202 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,919 NO. 203 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,553 AAH! 204 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,521 TASTES BAD? 205 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:19,259 NO. I JUST DIDN'T CLEAR THE ZIPPER. 206 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,768 WE ARE GATHERED TOGETHER HERE IN THE SIGHT OF GOD 207 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,237 AND THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY 208 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,039 TO JOIN TOGETHER THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN 209 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,207 IN HOLY MATRIMONY... 210 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,177 INSTITUTED OF GOD, SIGNIFYING... 211 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,854 NOW, WHICH OF THOSE GUYS IS GOD? 212 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:47,955 BE QUIET. 213 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,990 O.K., BUT BE SURE TO INTRODUCE ME LATER 214 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,659 BECAUSE I WANT SOME ANSWERS. 215 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,292 SHH! 216 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,896 SHH! 217 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,297 HEH HEH HEH. 218 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:03,904 NOW, HOW WERE THOSE TWO ABLE TO FIND EACH OTHER? 219 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,939 HE'S RICH. SHE WANTED MONEY 220 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,308 SO SHE COULD SIT ON HER ASS. 221 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,576 I GIVE IT A YEAR. 222 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,781 OH, THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL! 223 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,349 LOOK AT THEM. THEY BELONG TOGETHER. 224 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,718 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE ANY IDEA 225 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,853 HOW UGLY THEIR CHILDREN WILL BE? 226 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,488 HA HA HA! 227 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,289 SHH! 228 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,390 OH, YOU SHUSH. 229 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,124 SHH! 230 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,827 SHH! 231 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,462 HEH HEH HEH! 232 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,499 OH, THIS IS SO MOVING-- 233 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,368 THE LOVE, THE CLOSENESS. 234 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,537 HOLD ME. 235 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,472 OH, GET OFF! 236 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,208 SHH! SHH! SHH! 237 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,811 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE! 238 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,484 WHOO! 239 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,186 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 240 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,388 I GOT ANOTHER HOLE HERE. 241 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,928 WHOO! 242 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,131 I MADE CHICKEN SOUP. 243 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,633 IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER. 244 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,274 AHH! 245 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,909 SALLY, YOU'RE AMAZING. 246 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:19,012 YOU'RE SO SICK, AND YOU KEEP TAKING CARE OF US. 247 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:19,980 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 248 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,115 ALL I WANT TO DO IS CURL UP INTO A BALL, 249 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,485 YET, SOMEHOW, I'M COMPELLED TO NURTURE YOU. 250 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,821 GOD, WHAT A CRUEL DISEASE! 251 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,490 WHY DID WE CHOOSE BODIES THAT COULD DECAY SO EASILY? 252 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,625 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD COME HERE AS DUCKS, 253 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,196 BUT NOBODY LISTENS TO ME. 254 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,497 HOW COULD DINA DO THIS TO ME 255 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,766 AFTER I WAS NICE ENOUGH 256 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:43,036 TO BROADCAST THAT SHE WAS A GOOD FRENCHER? 257 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,704 AFTER ALL THE BATTLES I'VE FOUGHT IN 258 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,373 AND ALL THE PLACES I'VE BEEN, 259 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,176 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DIE 260 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,745 ON A FLEA-INFESTED LITTLE PLANET 261 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:56,116 IN THE BOONDOCKS OF THE GALAXY... 262 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,820 IN THIS OUTFIT! 263 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,922 NOW I'LL NEVER FALL IN LOVE, 264 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,525 NEVER GET USED, CHEATED ON, 265 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,162 TOSSED ASIDE LIKE AN OLD SHOE. 266 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,664 I'M GLAD I'M DYING. 267 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,834 I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, 268 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:17,504 BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'D MAKE A TOTALLY KICK-ASS HIGH COMMANDER. 269 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,940 THANKS. 270 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,976 I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOUR ELOQUENCE. 271 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,713 WHAT ABOUT ME? 272 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,717 NO ONE CAN TAKE A BLOW TO THE HEAD LIKE YOU, HARRY. 273 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,453 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME. 274 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,089 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 275 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,590 OH, HO HO HO. 276 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,565 I REALLY WISH YOU HADN'T WRESTLED THE MAID OF HONOR FOR THAT. 277 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,268 MEN AND WOMEN ARE COMPLETELY EQUAL 278 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,537 UNTIL SOMETHING PRETTY IS BEING GIVEN AWAY. 279 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,839 KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 280 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,974 WHY DID THAT GIRL THROW AWAY FLOWERS? 281 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,276 WHAT WAS HER PROBLEM? 282 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,777 IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. 283 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,112 OH, WAIT! 284 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,414 I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU YOUR GIFT YET. 285 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,650 IT'S A TOASTER. 286 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,451 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 287 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,253 IN THE ROOM FULL OF PRIZES. 288 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,222 [GLASS CLANKING] 289 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,624 I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO THE COUPLE. 290 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,160 HERE HERE! HERE HERE! 291 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,429 TO A LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS TOGETHER. 292 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,932 WE GIVE IT A YEAR! 293 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,802 MARY? 294 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,939 MARY, WHO IS THIS INTERESTING CHARACTER YOU'RE WITH? 295 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,308 DR. RICHARD SOLOMON FROM THE UNIVERSITY. 296 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,980 I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD TOP THE PERSONAL TRAINER/PLAYWRIGHT, 297 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,015 BUT YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH. 298 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,416 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW DR. SOLOMON 299 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,186 IS A HIGHLY RESPECTED SCHOLAR AND EDUCATOR. 300 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,988 HE MAY BE A BIT ECCENTRIC, 301 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,556 BUT HE IS A WONDERFULLY EXCITING MAN. 302 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,159 I'M HAVING A MUCH BETTER TIME THAN YOU. 303 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,765 I'M PROPOSING A TOAST. 304 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,368 I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY 305 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:59,139 THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, RADIANT WOMAN IN THE ROOM 306 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,309 IS NOT THE BRIDE, BUT MARY ALBRIGHT! 307 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,711 YES! YES! 308 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,614 HI. 309 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,084 I HAVE A SPECIAL DISH 310 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,886 AND A SPECIAL HELPER TODAY... 311 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,487 HARRY SOLOMON. 312 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,289 HARRY IS AN ALIEN. 313 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,691 I LO ALIENS. 314 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,929 AND I LOVE YOUR TRADITIONAL OYSTER STUFFING... 315 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,196 IN THEORY. 316 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,297 THANK YOU. 317 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,533 YOU'RE NOT FEELING VERY WELL, ARE YOU, HARRY? 318 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,070 OH, MARTHA, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE. 319 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,940 WELL, YOU NEED A REASON TO LIVE. 320 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,107 I THINK I HAVE ONE-- 321 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:38,811 FULL, CRISP, GRANNY SMITH APPLE COBBLER. 322 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,747 OHH, MMM! 323 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,350 A LATTICE CRUST. 324 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:50,157 NOW, OPEN WIDE... 325 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,225 THWUP! 326 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,494 MMM! 327 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,164 SEE? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE, 328 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,800 AND THAT'S A GOOD THING. 329 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,469 OPEN. 330 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,304 MMM-MMM! 331 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,638 MMM! 332 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,945 [KNOCKING] 333 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,913 COME IN! 334 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,021 MARTHA STEWART SAYS I'M NOT GOING TO DIE. 335 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,789 IS TOMMY HOME? 336 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,691 OH! HEY DINA! 337 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,492 TOMMY. 338 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,359 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 339 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,061 I CAME TO SEE HOW YOU'RE FEELING. 340 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,997 I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER. THANKS. 341 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,965 I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU THE FLU. 342 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,033 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT 343 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,701 'CAUSE ANYTIME YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ANYTHING, 344 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,437 JUST LET ME KNOW. 345 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,406 IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, 346 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,608 I'D DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. 347 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,345 IS THERE A CHANCE WE COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN? 348 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,347 WE COULD GO TO MY HOUSE. 349 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,882 GREAT. YEAH. YEAH! 350 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,151 WHO'S THAT? 351 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,419 OH, THIS IS DINA. 352 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,154 SHE'S THE ONE THAT GOT US SICK. 353 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,723 AAH! DESTROY THE INCUBATOR! 354 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,463 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 355 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,937 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 356 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,440 I'M FINE. I COULD STAY HERE ALL NIGHT. 357 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,142 NOT WITH ME. I'M LEAVING. 358 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,243 VERY WELL. 359 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,244 BAND PLAYS BRAZIL] 360 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,512 WAIT. LISTEN. 361 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,714 IT'S 4/4 TIME WITH A HALF-BEAT HESITATION. 362 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,749 WE HAVE TO DANCE. 363 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,051 NO, WE DON'T. 364 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,419 YO QUIERO BAILAR CONTIGO. 365 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:32,525 PORQUé TUS OJOS SON EL SOL DE Mí CORAZóN. 366 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,862 WHAT? 367 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:39,732 ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE USING THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE-- 368 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,368 A DANCE! 369 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,593 HYAH! 370 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,560 HYAH! 371 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,428 HYAH! 372 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,697 AH! YA YA YA YA! 373 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,465 OH, GOD... 374 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,334 WE'RE GOOD. 375 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,774 OH, MY GOD! 376 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,576 MY GOD, YOU'RE BURNING UP. 377 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,245 RIGHT. I'M BURNING UP FOR YOU, BABY. 378 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,280 YOU'RE GOING HOME TO BED. 379 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,649 ALL RIGHT! 380 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,984 WE'RE HAVING SEX TONIGHT! 381 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,886 AH! 382 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,290 AHH! 383 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,727 OH, WHAT A LOVELY PLACE YOU HAVE. 384 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,729 LIE DOWN. 385 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,632 OH, NOT THERE. 386 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,235 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SICK? 387 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,170 DR. ALBRIGHT, I'M... 388 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,038 I'M SICK. 389 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,075 DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS WHAT YOU DID WAS? 390 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,545 NO, BECAUSE I THINK I'M DYING. 391 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,346 OH, SHUSH. 392 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,047 NO. LET ME TALK. 393 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,849 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 394 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,851 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE LEFT, 395 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520 SO LISTEN CLOSELY. 396 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,189 IF YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW 397 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:14,794 AND FIND A QUIVERING PURPLE MASS WEARING MY WATCH, 398 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,264 DON'T TOUCH IT. 399 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,467 I WON'T. 400 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,707 DID YOU DRINK THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE? 401 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,642 I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS. 402 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,710 YOU HAVE TO LIE DOWN. 403 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,347 I COME FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD. 404 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,316 AND THIS IS NEWS? 405 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,750 NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 406 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,886 I'M AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET. 407 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,088 I'M TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE.. 408 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,756 OHH! 409 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,725 I LOVE YOU. 410 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,667 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 411 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,739 SO MUCH TROUBLE... 412 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,841 BUT YOU ARE SWEET. 413 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,811 I KNOW. 414 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,517 GOOD MORNING, NINA! 415 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,785 YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER! 416 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,455 [STUFFILY] I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 417 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,623 I'M GOING HOME. 418 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,324 WHY? 419 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,025 BECAUSE I'M SICK, THAT'S WHY. 420 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,060 REALLY? WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 421 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,130 YOU'RE GETTING SICK JUST AS I'M GETTING BETTER! 422 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,067 [COUGHING] 423 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,404 HAVE A NICE DAY. 424 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,009 DR. SOLOMON, I SEE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 425 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,311 YES. MUCH. 426 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,280 THANKS FOR COMING TO THE WEDDING. 427 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,614 I KNOW YOU WERE SICK. 428 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,849 IT MEANT A LOT. 429 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,050 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 430 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,552 HA HA HA. 431 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,356 YOU SEEM TO HAVE MORE TEETH THAN USUAL. 432 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,624 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU SAID? 433 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,326 DID I SAY ANYTHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE? 434 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,995 ACTUALLY, YOU SAID A LOT OF THINGS. 435 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,830 COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC? 436 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,834 LET'S JUST SAY YOU WERE VERY REVEALING. 437 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,169 I WAS DELIRIOUS. 438 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,905 I WAS RAMBLING. 439 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,340 WHAT DID I SAY? 440 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,109 YOU SAID... 441 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,446 "I LOVE YOU." 442 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,717 ISN'T THAT SILLY? 443 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:20,787 HA HA HA! 444 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,390 HA HA HA! 445 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,092 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 446 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,298 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 447 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,736 EH-HEH. 448 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,472 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 449 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,040 I WASN'T SURE WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT. 450 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,141 WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE, 451 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:46,112 I TOLD DR. ALBRIGHT THAT I LOVED HER. WHY? 452 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,179 WHEN YOU FACE DEATH, 453 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,249 YOU REASSESS YOUR PRIORITIES. 454 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:54,787 I'VE DECIDED NOT TO GET THOSE BREAST IMPLANTS. 455 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,889 YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THESE HUMANS. 456 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,391 THEIR LIVES ARE SO FRAGILE, 457 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,659 YET THEY'RE SO WILLING 458 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,495 TO COMMIT THEIR HEARTS TO ONE ANOTHER FOR A LIFETIME. 459 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,396 OR AN AFTERNOON 460 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,798 WITH SOME PETRI DISH IN A MINISKIRT. 461 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,567 HEY, AT LEAST I'M GETTING SOME HERE, 462 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,669 ALL RIGHT? 463 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,205 WELL SAID.