1 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:20,600 She's making it big, making it big. Give it all she's got. She's heading for the 2 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,120 top. She's making it big, making it big. 3 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:24,780 Highly good. 4 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:27,720 She's making it big, making it big. 5 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:53,390 He wants to take a mile so he makes her stop. 6 00:01:53,990 --> 00:02:00,490 Candy is good, she's sugar and spice. Just look at her now, she's 7 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:05,990 going to die. She's living in the city where hope's no pity. She's making it 8 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:10,130 big, making it big. Give it all she's got, she's heading toward the top. She's 9 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,150 making it big, making it big. 10 00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:16,890 Hollywood, she's making it big, making it big. 11 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,170 Hollywood, she's making it big. 12 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,390 She's gonna make it. 13 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,630 Don't try to fake it. 14 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:39,970 She's gone to Hollywood. 15 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,690 Gone to Hollywood. 16 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:47,090 She's gonna make it. 17 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:49,370 Don't try to fake it. 18 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,650 She's gone to Hollywood. 19 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:58,750 The way she walks, she can have any man. 20 00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:01,050 Having her legs, if you know what I mean. 21 00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:03,550 She's got a nice look, just look at those eyes. 22 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,840 Beautiful thing that she always tries. 23 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:12,840 Candy is good, she's sugar and spice. Just look at her now, she's 24 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:18,180 throwing a dice. She's living in a city where homes don't finish. She's making 25 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:22,560 it big, making it big. Give it all she's got, she's learning to adopt. She's 26 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,500 making it big, making it big. 27 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:29,180 Hollywood, she's making it big, making it big. 28 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:32,680 Hollywood, she's making it big. 29 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,200 I'm really standing here at the crossroads of the movie world. 30 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,420 Hollywood and Vine. 31 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,020 Hollywood, where all the movie stars live. 32 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:11,760 And me, Candy Christian. 33 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,820 I'm really here. 34 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,580 Oh, gosh. 35 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:16,619 Miss Christian. 36 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,420 Who? Who are you? 37 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,459 And how did you know my name? 38 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,280 I am compelled to introduce myself. 39 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,580 My name is Johnny Door Opener. 40 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,440 Everyone calls me J .D. 41 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,260 Golly, Mr. Door Opener, how did you know who I was? 42 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,520 My business to know people. 43 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,300 Step inside the restaurant and I will explain all. 44 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:37,740 I don't know. 45 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,400 I really shouldn't. 46 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,280 Ah, come on, Miss Christian, we have been introduced. 47 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,920 Come on. 48 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,760 Come on. 49 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,860 Well, okay. 50 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,560 Two more coffees, honey. 51 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,940 Candy, let me introduce myself to you properly. 52 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,800 Jay Dorfner, sex therapist. 53 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,240 Oh, mistake. It's former profession. 54 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,340 Read this. 55 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Okay. 56 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:27,800 Johnny Dorfner, actor's agent and star maker. 57 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,680 Star maker, that's me. 58 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:33,620 Gosh. Tell me, Candy, you must be a model, aren't you? No. 59 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:37,540 I just got... Well, if you're not a model, you must be an actress, right? 60 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,400 No, I'm not either. 61 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:46,280 I just got off the bus from... Candy, do you realize that fate has brought us 62 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:51,320 together at this particular... Oh, thank you. That's service, right? 63 00:05:55,160 --> 00:06:02,120 Candy, do you realize that fate has brought us together? This is destiny. 64 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:03,940 Now, you're a smart chick, right? Right. 65 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,640 So this won't go over your head. 66 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:11,180 Now, this planetary vibrational force has been tugging at me to bring us 67 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,280 together at this very time and place. 68 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,520 Gee. 69 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:15,780 This very day. 70 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,380 The 4 ,048th day of the zodiac calendar. 71 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,760 By the way, what month were you born? 72 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,140 June. June. I knew it. I knew it. 73 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:30,360 The minute I saw you, I said to myself, you were a Gemini. 74 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:35,080 Right. This could only happen once in 2 ,000 years. 2 ,000 years. 75 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,320 Wow. 76 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:44,720 What's the matter? 77 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,740 I got something in my eye. Are 78 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:53,400 you all right? 79 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,780 Yeah, yeah. Wait one second. 80 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,160 Candy, let me explain. 81 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,140 You're destined to become a big star. 82 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,320 I can see it all now. I can see the headlines. 83 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,280 Candy wins Academy Award. 84 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,460 I'm the man who's going to make that possible. 85 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,400 Really? Me? 86 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:19,460 Oh, gosh. 87 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,040 I see you have plenty of talent. 88 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,780 Look, 89 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:27,460 my office is near. We'll drop by. 90 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:29,880 Well, okay. 91 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,520 I can't... It'll be all right. That's a spirit, kid. This is the stuff dreams 92 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,520 are made of. 93 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,420 Hey, baby, keep the change. 94 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,220 What change? 95 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,660 What are you trying to do? Make me look bad in front of the bride, huh? 96 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:55,900 Turkey. 97 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,060 See that? 98 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:01,420 Sarah Dawson. I made her a star in two weeks. 99 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,280 Golly! Just two weeks? 100 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,920 I opened those quickly. 101 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,480 I'm a big man in this town. 102 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,080 What? Yeah. 103 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:18,900 I got one of my stars out the block somewhere. I don't know. I forget where 104 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:19,900 is. 105 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,540 Gosh. 106 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,400 This is the place. 107 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:28,080 Gee, Mr. Door Opener. I can hardly believe I'm here. 108 00:08:29,789 --> 00:08:30,789 Where are we going? 109 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:31,910 In here. 110 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:34,530 Your office is in here? 111 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:38,030 Hey, I'm not like those other schmucks. I like to stay close to my talent. 112 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:40,789 Come on, no one's going to bite you. 113 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,640 Made her famous, too. 114 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:19,919 Come on. 115 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,920 This way. 116 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,440 Go ahead. 117 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,280 Now take that. 118 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:52,090 Golly, do you know all these people? 119 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:53,950 These are the people I made famous. 120 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:55,390 See that guy there? 121 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:56,810 He used to be a big actor. 122 00:09:57,150 --> 00:10:00,030 Now he's making dirty movies. He started one last summer. He's still not done. 123 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:01,530 Here, have a seat. 124 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:10,670 Tell me, Candy, have you ever heard of the Dong Show? 125 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:14,870 No. Well, it's an amateur show where newcomers get their start. 126 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:18,970 Why, uh, Rick Small did his first impression there. 127 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,870 Vanis Noor sang her first song. 128 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:23,730 Really? This could be your big break. 129 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:29,890 With a face like yours and such nice, uh... teeth. 130 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,590 But can you sing? 131 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,310 No. 132 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:40,430 Well, um, I mean, I never really tried before. 133 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,750 Well, look, let's hear a scale. 134 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,680 That's great, kid. That's great. Now let's see if you can dance. 135 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,780 It's really good, isn't it? Hello, 136 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,040 Chuck. Look, Chuckie, this is JD. 137 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,280 I got a girl here who can really sing. 138 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,700 You got to put her on your show. 139 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,680 What a set of lungs. 140 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Mamma mia. 141 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:23,460 You can? 142 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,720 Tonight? 143 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,500 That's fantastic. It's great. Hey, no problem. Look, I'll have her there. 144 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,440 All right. Bye. 145 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,860 Now we got to practice. 146 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,500 I am a qualified hypnotist. 147 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,840 Jay, door opener. 148 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,580 Used cars? 149 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,520 No, the other side. 150 00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:49,590 Johnny Door Opener. 151 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:51,850 Qualified hypnotist. 152 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,110 That's me, kid. 153 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:57,350 Excuse me, Mr. Door Opener, but... J .D., kid. J .D. 154 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,590 Right. J .D. 155 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:07,450 J .D., I really don't see how being a hypnotist and all can really help 156 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:11,430 me. I mean, what... Look, Candy, your voice needs training. Normally it would 157 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,130 take weeks and much money. 158 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:15,730 But I can put you under hypnotic trance. 159 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,310 and accomplish the same thing in a single lesson. 160 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,390 Golly, do you really mean it? 161 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,010 Hey, look, it's the Pope Jewish, huh? 162 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:27,250 You will be a veritable Barbra Streisand in minutes. 163 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,910 Can we start right away? 164 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:32,190 Yeah, sure. Here, go right to the couch. 165 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,350 Now, oh, one thing before we start. 166 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,550 Yes? What's your favorite ice cream? 167 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,530 Vanilla. Oh, great. 168 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:45,150 Now, just relax. 169 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,820 I want you to focus all your attention on my watch. 170 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,060 I want you to begin counting backwards from 100. 171 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,180 Now your eyes will become heavy. Don't resist. 172 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,580 Let them close. 173 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,960 Listen only for the sound of my voice. 174 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,940 Do exactly as I say. 175 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,920 Now begin counting. 176 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,340 100. 177 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,020 99. 178 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,840 98. 179 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:11,780 97. 180 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,380 96. 181 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:26,440 By Strong stuff 182 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:32,360 I 183 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:39,320 Have a big vanilla ice cream 184 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,320 cone for you candy 185 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,300 Johnny knows how much you like ice drinks, Holmes. 186 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,260 Now, stick it in your mouth. 187 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,500 Suck on it. 188 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,260 Isn't that good? 189 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,670 You've got to think. 190 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:31,890 You've got to think. 191 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,350 Let me hear you. 192 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,050 Yeah, 193 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:50,970 louder, louder. 194 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,310 Louder. 195 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,400 Louder. Louder, higher, louder. 196 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,140 Softer, softer. 197 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:12,720 Softer, softer. 198 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:54,270 I love your ice cream cone. 199 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,910 You love it in your mouth. 200 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:04,090 I love it in my mouth. 201 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:16,190 It's so big, it fills up your whole... It's so big, 202 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:19,290 it fills my whole mouth. 203 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,490 Here you... hum again. 204 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:09,540 Did you like my 205 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,680 ice cream cone? 206 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:15,660 I loved your ice cream cone. Oh, you did? 207 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:21,040 It was vanilla, your favorite. 208 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,640 It's delicious. 209 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,440 Now, candy. 210 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,760 Clap my hands. 211 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,780 You'll have a voice as sweet as candy. 212 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,820 I'm going to catch him. 213 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:42,460 Shoot me one, Wendy. Come on. I'm going to catch him. 214 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,180 Do it. Do it. 215 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520 Almost. 216 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,860 Almost. Give me another one. Give me another one. 217 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Come on, Wendy. 218 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,140 Oh, 219 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,220 come on. We can do it. 220 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,500 We'll get one. We'll get one. 221 00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:06,290 Oh, the gong had come. 222 00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:07,590 We can do it. 223 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,850 Let's do this. 224 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,250 He's on the wrong show. She belongs in Yellowstone Park. 225 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:37,350 Thank you, Wendy Williams. 226 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:39,090 Hello, Wendy. 227 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,010 Hey, Wendy, come on. You've got to leave the stage. 228 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:43,890 Great stuff. Come on. 229 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,350 Come on. You've got to leave the stage. Quiet. 230 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:08,120 Okay, now, our next act is a little girl from Michigan State University with a 231 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:13,880 voice so fine we call her Granulated Sugar for short. Folks, welcome Candy 232 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,880 Christian! 233 00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:29,780 The minute you walked in the joint, 234 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:35,510 I could tell you... You were a man of distinction. 235 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:39,130 A real big spender. 236 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,930 Good looking. 237 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,190 So fine. 238 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:51,630 Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind? So let me get right 239 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,070 to the point. 240 00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:57,540 Just because you have such nice ass, Chucky, baby, I'm giving her a big, 241 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,260 succulent 69. 242 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,700 You know what I mean, Chucky? 243 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,100 69? 244 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,380 Okay, 245 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,240 Jamie, what do you got? 246 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,500 Boy, I'll tell you what. 247 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,860 I sure would like a piece of that candy, so I'm giving her a great big 69 248 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:16,280 inches. Oh, that is 69, folks. Can you believe it? That's a high score. Watch 249 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,540 out now. Here comes the killer. 250 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,160 J .P. Organ, what did you do? 251 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:20,750 What a set of lungs. 252 00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:26,090 Anyone who could sing that much on her chest deserves a big 69. 253 00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:30,110 Kim, 254 00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:35,990 you've been chosen the winner by our panelists. 255 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:11,220 coincidental and merely the result of bad taste. My goodness. 256 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,760 You just keep smiling for TBR. 257 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:49,810 This is the best part. 258 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,610 You just keep smiling and the whole world... 259 00:26:06,139 --> 00:26:07,139 Good stuff. 260 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,700 Good stuff. 261 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,160 Oh, it's the best act in the show. 262 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,380 It's not even in the show. 263 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,440 Mr. Bearass was so nice, he let me spend the night at his place. 264 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:30,860 That's great, kid. 265 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,360 You were sensational on the show. 266 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,020 Thanks, J .D. 267 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:42,000 And thanks also for offering to take care of my check for me so nobody robs 268 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,920 What are agents for, kid? 269 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:47,080 I really don't know. 270 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,240 Well, they're to protect their stars. 271 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,480 And you're going to be a star, and I'm your agent. 272 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,280 Besides, I got another show for you to do. 273 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800 Really? 274 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,280 Already? Mm -hmm. 275 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:03,460 Johnny Farson saw you on the Dong show, and Chuck Brass told him you were dying 276 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:04,419 at my house. 277 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:06,660 Johnny Farson of the Last Night show? 278 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,360 The one and only, the man himself. 279 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,900 He's got a spot for you on his show tonight. 280 00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:12,800 This is the big time, kid. 281 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,780 Before you know it, you'll be in the movies. 282 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:16,499 Golly, Mr. 283 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,280 Door Opener, what'll I do? 284 00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,400 I don't know another song. 285 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:22,220 J .D., kid, J .D. 286 00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:23,830 All you have to do is talk. 287 00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:25,890 Well, what will I talk about? 288 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:27,430 Anything that comes into your head. 289 00:28:28,930 --> 00:28:29,930 Whatever you like. 290 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:34,810 But remember, just follow Farson's lead and do whatever he tells you to do. 291 00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:36,309 Shut down. 292 00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:37,570 Got it, J .D. 293 00:28:39,290 --> 00:28:40,290 Here's the address. 294 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,370 It's in Burbank. 295 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:43,350 Be there at 7 .30 tonight. 296 00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:45,970 Thanks, J .D. 297 00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:51,230 Oh, J .D., won't I need some cab fare? 298 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,360 Sum it, kid. 299 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,580 An agent's duty is to protect his client's money. 300 00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:01,140 I can't have you wasting it on needless things like cabs. 301 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:07,340 Gosh, you're right, J .D. I sure am lucky to have you watch out for me. 302 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:10,620 it. Just be there promptly at 7 .30. I'm on my way. 303 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,760 Give it all she's got, she's headin' on the top, she's makin' it big, makin' it 304 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:29,760 big. Hollywood, she's makin' it big, makin' it big. 305 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:31,380 Hollywood. 306 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:33,900 Well, 307 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,200 hello, honey. Need a ride? 308 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,140 Gee, yeah. 309 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:38,340 Well, hop in. 310 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:40,920 So, where are you going to, honey? 311 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:42,780 I'm going to Burbank. 312 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,480 I'm gonna be on the Johnny Parson Show. 313 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,220 And am I nervous. 314 00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,710 Well, I can sure see you got what it takes. 315 00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:54,390 My name is Samantha. My friends usually call me Sam. 316 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,110 I'm Candy, Christian. 317 00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,810 Nice to meet you, Candy. 318 00:30:00,910 --> 00:30:02,590 Say, what time do you have to be there anyway? 319 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:04,930 7 .30, promptly. 320 00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:06,690 Oh, yeah. 321 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:08,170 You've got lots of time. 322 00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:11,430 Let's go by my place. You know, I used to be in pictures myself. 323 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,050 I could show you a few tricks, so to speak. 324 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,350 Gosh, Sam, would you? 325 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,830 My pleasure, Candy. 326 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,680 Wow, 327 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,660 Samantha. You sure do have a beautiful apartment. 328 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,600 Let me fix you a drink, Candy. What will it be? 329 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,680 Oh, golly. No thanks, Samantha. 330 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,200 I don't drink. 331 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,600 Oh, but everyone in Hollywood drinks. 332 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,860 This is the way you sort of warm up for the big show, and it... It kind of helps 333 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:51,860 you get over your nervousness. 334 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,480 Let's toast to your success. 335 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,140 Go on, honey. Drink it all down. 336 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,020 This is what everyone does in Hollywood when they want to get together and be 337 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:22,040 friendly. It's kind of an old showbiz tradition. 338 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:29,000 Well, then I guess I'll just have to get used to it. 339 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,480 That's right. 340 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,480 Why don't you come and make yourself comfortable? 341 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,460 How about some music? 342 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,800 Sure, Samantha, that sounds good. 343 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:37,440 Gee, Samantha, the music sounds great. 344 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:40,180 Why don't you sip some more of your drinks? 345 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,220 Make yourself comfortable. 346 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:33,440 Gosh, Samantha, I feel real warm and oozy. 347 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:38,880 Why don't you come and lie down and it'll make you feel much better. 348 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,060 That's a good idea. 349 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:50,860 Oh, but first maybe take your dress off so you don't wrinkle it for the evening. 350 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,040 Oh, yeah. 351 00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:55,580 Okay. 352 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,500 Why don't you let me help you? 353 00:34:28,010 --> 00:34:29,190 Let me massage you. 354 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,810 It'll make you feel more relaxed. 355 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:12,630 Do you like this candy? 356 00:35:13,050 --> 00:35:15,210 Oh my, yes. 357 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:27,790 That feels nice, Samantha. 358 00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:33,970 Here, why don't you lift up, Candy? 359 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,400 It'll make you feel better. 360 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,040 Make you feel more relaxed. 361 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,800 You'll really enjoy this candy 362 00:37:41,800 --> 00:38:01,920 This 363 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,320 will help you to feel relaxed candy 364 00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:56,530 Does this feel good to you, Candy? 365 00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:59,950 It feels nice, Samantha. 366 00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:13,630 Why don't you rest a while now, dear? 367 00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:16,630 I'll awaken you in plenty of time for the show this evening. 368 00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:27,290 No need 369 00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:29,210 to worry, Candy. We'll rehearse everything first. 370 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:30,850 You just follow my lead. 371 00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:33,390 Gosh, thanks, Mr. Farson. 372 00:40:33,730 --> 00:40:35,110 Fifteen minutes till showtime, Johnny. 373 00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:39,310 Thanks, Ed. This way, Candy. We'll rehearse in my dressing room. Was that 374 00:40:39,310 --> 00:40:42,430 man? He sure was. I'll introduce him to you later. 375 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:51,590 Gee, a real dressing room with a real star on the door. 376 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:56,050 I've never been in a real star's dressing room before. 377 00:40:57,250 --> 00:41:00,530 Someday you'll have one of these of your own, Candy, if you play your cards 378 00:41:00,530 --> 00:41:01,388 right, that is. 379 00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,130 What cards, Mr. Farson? 380 00:41:03,570 --> 00:41:05,550 Oh, I'm speaking metaphorically, Candy. 381 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:09,470 You have natural assets that will help you go far. 382 00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:12,220 Your smile, your natural warmth. 383 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,460 My warmth? 384 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,720 Yes, you're becoming part of a great family, the family of show business. 385 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:22,260 one big family, every one of us. Men, women, boys and girls, all part of a 386 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,260 tradition. 387 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,400 Gee. 388 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,200 We have a duty, Candy. 389 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:31,240 And that duty is to serve our fellow man, to bring a little light into his 390 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,360 a little cheer. 391 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:38,520 Gosh, Mr. Barson, I never realized how noble and unselfish show business was. 392 00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:47,110 It kind of chokes me up a little bit. It often gets me up, too. 393 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,370 Let me propose a toast to you. 394 00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:52,810 The first night of your new career. 395 00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:55,530 Gee, thanks, Mr. Farson. 396 00:42:01,610 --> 00:42:05,030 I have an outfit here that I want you to wear tonight. 397 00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:06,910 You do? 398 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,060 Drink up. 399 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,120 What size are you, Candy? 400 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:23,780 Seven. 401 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,720 Oh, 402 00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,220 I think you look lovely in this. 403 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,600 Why don't you try this on, Candy? 404 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,760 Thanks, Mr. Varson. 405 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,640 But where will I change? 406 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,100 Right here. 407 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:49,660 Right here? 408 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,820 In front of you? 409 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,240 Big star? 410 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,880 Oh, sure. 411 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,840 This is showbiz. Just ignore me. I see chorus fills changing all the time. 412 00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,480 Here, let me help you. 413 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,020 Well, that looks lovely. 414 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,040 The panties, too. 415 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,800 This outfit has its own. 416 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,060 But... I think you're just right. 417 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,180 Mr. Farson, these panties don't have any bottom in them. 418 00:43:27,780 --> 00:43:29,580 It's the in thing here in Hollywood Candy. 419 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:31,019 Go ahead. 420 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,020 Try them on. 421 00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:42,130 Oh, that is nice. 422 00:43:44,770 --> 00:43:47,050 I think you'll be a smash on the show tonight. 423 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:57,250 Now, Candy, there's an old show business tradition we need to pay homage to. 424 00:43:57,470 --> 00:43:58,288 There is? 425 00:43:58,290 --> 00:44:00,070 Yes. Just don't move. 426 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,700 Gee, Mr. Farson, this is a nice tradition. 427 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,680 I think I like show business. 428 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,200 That feels nice, Mr. Barson. 429 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,300 Now, Candy, you do me. 430 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,760 Oh, that's nice candy. 431 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,580 Oh, that is nice. 432 00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:15,440 A little faster. 433 00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:38,620 Come on. 434 00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:45,760 You gonna be a star yet? 435 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,280 Why don't you lay down? 436 00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:09,660 You'll be more comfortable there, Candy. 437 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,200 Just make yourself comfortable. 438 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:30,480 To give from one's breast fully, Candy, is not merely a duty prescribed by an 439 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,620 outmoded superstition. 440 00:47:32,170 --> 00:47:35,510 It is a beautiful and thrilling experience. 441 00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:40,710 Gee, Mr. Farson, that sounds exciting. 442 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:47,510 Yes, I've seen the wonders of the world, Candy, but none of them compare to the 443 00:47:47,510 --> 00:47:48,269 human breast. 444 00:47:48,270 --> 00:47:51,490 It is the breast that prepares man for the turmoil of the world. 445 00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:54,610 Golly, do you really mean it? 446 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:59,690 Yes, Candy. Now hold them closer and tighter together so I may feel your 447 00:47:59,690 --> 00:48:00,690 warmth. 448 00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:06,510 Like that? 449 00:48:07,070 --> 00:48:08,070 That's good. 450 00:48:08,530 --> 00:48:10,130 A little tighter. 451 00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:14,370 That's... Oh, that feels good. 452 00:48:21,310 --> 00:48:22,310 Boy, 453 00:48:28,190 --> 00:48:29,650 you're going to be great on the show, Candy. 454 00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:31,860 A little bit tighter. 455 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:39,020 I know someone who can do something really big for you. 456 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,120 Get you on every show in the country. 457 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:49,860 Oh, that's good. 458 00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:50,940 Oh, that's good. 459 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,640 From beautiful downtown Bergen. 460 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:05,170 It's The Last Night Show starring Johnny Farson. I met the man here with Doc 461 00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:09,730 Revinson. And now, here's Johnny. 462 00:49:19,870 --> 00:49:21,070 Here's Johnny. 463 00:49:21,530 --> 00:49:22,550 I'm coming. 464 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,950 I'm coming. I'm coming. 465 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,040 I'm coming. 466 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:35,900 I'm coming. 467 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,060 I'm coming. 468 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:43,940 I'm coming. 469 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,000 Gotta go. Run away. 470 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:58,900 My goodness. 471 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,320 No business? 472 00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:03,480 Yes. Certainly exciting. 473 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,820 Here's Johnny. 474 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,820 There I came. I mean, coming. 475 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,900 And because they were running late, I didn't get on the show. 476 00:50:21,140 --> 00:50:22,200 Don't feel bad, kid. 477 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:25,700 After all, Farson must have liked you. Otherwise, he wouldn't have asked you to 478 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:27,000 spend the night at his penthouse, right? 479 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,100 Maybe you're right. 480 00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:33,020 He did give me this dress. 481 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,240 See? I have nothing to worry about. That's my job. 482 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,480 I'll get you on the show again. 483 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,480 Besides, we have other things that are more important today. 484 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,740 I've got you an audition with Samuel Golddicker, Hollywood's biggest 485 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:46,460 What's he produce? 486 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:48,060 Movies, sweetheart, movies. 487 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,820 Haven't you ever heard of Gone with the Wind? 488 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,640 He produce that? 489 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,440 Nah. 490 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,700 Turn that down. That's how big of a producer he is. 491 00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:00,980 And he knows talent when he sees it, too. 492 00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:05,480 He used to be a big actor himself one time until some smart -ass kid came 493 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:09,100 from one of those method acting schools and took his place. 494 00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:11,600 Anyway, he's making this movie, see? 495 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,840 And it's sure to be a big hit. And he says a part there calls for a girl of 496 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:20,000 dimensions. And he wants you to come right over. 497 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,760 Right now? 498 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:24,040 But, J .D., what'll I do? 499 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,540 Don't you think I better go over the script or something? 500 00:51:29,070 --> 00:51:30,070 I'm not prepared. 501 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:32,910 Now, don't worry about a thing. I don't want to go over the lines with you 502 00:51:32,910 --> 00:51:33,910 personally. 503 00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:35,310 Here. Here's this card. 504 00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:37,950 Now, scoot. 505 00:51:38,650 --> 00:51:39,690 Traffic's late at this hour. 506 00:51:40,670 --> 00:51:42,170 Okay. I'll pick you up later. 507 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,680 He must be Johnny Door Opener's new discovery. Step right in. 508 00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:17,680 Gosh, all you Hollywood people have such big homes. Yes, well, step right this 509 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,680 way. 510 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,140 The movie you'll be auditioning for is called Something's Got to Happen. 511 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,240 And you'll have the starring role opposite Dean Martin. 512 00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:28,420 Dean Martin? 513 00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:29,980 Really? 514 00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,860 Yes, it's a big part. 515 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:35,040 And you'll have to do a nude scene. 516 00:52:37,710 --> 00:52:38,710 Mr. Golddigger? 517 00:52:39,630 --> 00:52:40,930 I don't know. 518 00:52:41,730 --> 00:52:46,190 Well, it'll be shot in a swimming pool and no one will be able to tell that 519 00:52:46,190 --> 00:52:47,109 you're naked. 520 00:52:47,110 --> 00:52:48,270 It's no big thing. 521 00:52:48,490 --> 00:52:54,430 However, for the purposes of makeup, I must ask you to take off your clothes. 522 00:52:55,270 --> 00:53:00,690 But... But, Mr. Golddigger, I feel so... 523 00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:02,950 so embarrassed. 524 00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:05,350 Surely you've auditioned before? 525 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,640 Stand to procedure. 526 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:12,540 Every star that's come before you has done it, and they will continue to do it 527 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:16,180 long after you are gone. So, let's get on with it. 528 00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:26,840 Young lady, my time is valuable, and I'd be getting too tired, so 529 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,060 please, please. 530 00:53:55,350 --> 00:53:57,010 Very, very nice. 531 00:53:58,330 --> 00:54:01,110 Let's spread these legs a bit here. 532 00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:05,030 Oh, that's wonderful. 533 00:54:06,270 --> 00:54:08,990 Oh, yes, I'm sure you'll be very photogenic. 534 00:54:12,330 --> 00:54:16,370 Well, now that we've passed this test, let's go on to the screen test. 535 00:54:19,310 --> 00:54:21,490 think I've ever had one of those before. 536 00:54:21,890 --> 00:54:27,090 Well, it's really quite simple, actually. You see, those video cameras 537 00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:28,530 up to record all the action. 538 00:54:29,870 --> 00:54:31,590 Just like real movie cameras. 539 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:36,090 This way I can see just how well you come off on screen. 540 00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:39,490 Oh, now I understand. 541 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:43,490 Yes, okay. So let's take a seat over here. 542 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,380 Move back just a bit, please. 543 00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:53,660 Thank you. 544 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,220 Okay, you play the girl's part, page 92. 545 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:03,160 Back just a bit. 546 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,520 Is that good? 547 00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:27,420 so I must you are the only man for 548 00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:34,180 me no man can ever be handsomer no 549 00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:40,960 man can ever be stronger no 550 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,620 man can ever satisfy me the way you do 551 00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:57,270 Oh, Dicker. 552 00:55:57,510 --> 00:55:59,510 The script, Candy, the script. 553 00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:05,790 Oh, 554 00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:21,870 Sam, 555 00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:23,530 you're so big. 556 00:56:23,870 --> 00:56:25,410 You're so fulfilled. 557 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:32,740 Oh, Sam, please don't put it in all the way. 558 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,620 More emphasis, Candy. 559 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,760 More desperation in your voice. 560 00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:38,840 Tell me how bad you want me. 561 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,840 Tell me how much it hurts. 562 00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:43,880 Oh, you love it, Candy. 563 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,860 Tell me how much you love it. 564 00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:52,080 Yes, but I thought... Remember, Candy, the cameras are rolling. So don't mess 565 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080 this scene. 566 00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:09,850 Oh, Sam, please don't put it in all the way. 567 00:57:15,110 --> 00:57:21,870 Oh, Sam, I need 568 00:57:21,870 --> 00:57:22,870 you so. 569 00:57:27,190 --> 00:57:28,190 Don't leave me. 570 00:57:28,890 --> 00:57:30,870 Please don't put it in all the way. 571 01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:56,020 I get the part. 572 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,200 Absolutely. 573 01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,100 Hi. 574 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:16,960 How's the test? 575 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,140 Great, great. 576 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:29,560 What am I supposed to do with this? 577 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,740 That's the best product I ever bought you. Come on. 578 01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:35,240 I got to confer with my accountant on this. 579 01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,640 Fuck your accountant. 580 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:40,280 I already did, and she was... Come on, give me, give me, give me, give me. 581 01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:43,660 Here, 582 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,200 have a toothpick. 583 01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:53,680 Hey, it's a perfectly good toothpick. What's the matter? 584 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,280 Bye, Mr. 585 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:57,380 Golddigger. 586 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,160 Sweetheart, you're gonna be a big star. 587 01:02:30,819 --> 01:02:32,920 Left side really is my best side. 588 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,240 Well, I hope you were nice to Mr. Goldbicker. 589 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,720 He said I got the part, J .D. He did, huh? 590 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,640 Hey, that's great. See, everything's happening for you. 591 01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:56,140 Now look, tonight we're going to a big Hollywood party. 592 01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,260 Big Hollywood party. Everybody ever... 593 01:02:58,670 --> 01:03:01,470 heard about in the movies, or seen on TV, will be there. Everybody. 594 01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:02,629 Big party. 595 01:03:02,630 --> 01:03:03,670 Maybe I ought to get you here, then. 596 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,930 Gee, J .D., a real Hollywood party? 597 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,250 The biggest. 598 01:03:08,650 --> 01:03:11,210 Champagne, and hors d 'oeuvres, and everything? 599 01:03:12,230 --> 01:03:13,470 Yeah. And everything? 600 01:03:16,550 --> 01:03:17,690 See this guy's place? 601 01:03:18,370 --> 01:03:20,270 I got him his first big break on TV. 602 01:03:20,590 --> 01:03:21,169 You did? 603 01:03:21,170 --> 01:03:22,790 Yeah. Here's a couple of bucks. 604 01:03:23,030 --> 01:03:24,009 How about it? 605 01:03:24,010 --> 01:03:25,650 I got some auditions at the office. 606 01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:29,810 Now, just take your time. When you're done... Walk over to the office. It's 607 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:30,810 around the corner. 608 01:03:31,010 --> 01:03:32,750 Okay. See you later. 609 01:03:33,890 --> 01:03:34,890 Hasta luego. 610 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:42,490 He sure is a hard worker. 611 01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:55,490 Yeah. 612 01:05:01,370 --> 01:05:03,630 Oh, that tastes sensational, sweetheart. 613 01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:05,550 Now I'm going to show you some moves. 614 01:05:05,870 --> 01:05:09,550 Every good singer, every great singer's got to have great moves. 615 01:05:10,050 --> 01:05:11,050 Come here. 616 01:05:12,270 --> 01:05:13,590 Got something down. 617 01:05:58,110 --> 01:05:59,110 Sweetheart, what are you doing? 618 01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:00,330 What are you doing? 619 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,160 Close your eyes. 620 01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:57,920 Now open them. 621 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:03,840 Speak to me. 622 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,600 The other hand. 623 01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:12,440 Oh, you have great moves, kid. Great moves. 624 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,680 Very good. Great way. 625 01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,640 You'd be in another Julian house before you know it. 626 01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:28,779 Good grief! 627 01:09:29,779 --> 01:09:30,960 Candy, cover your eyes 628 01:09:31,770 --> 01:09:32,770 I'm auditioning here. 629 01:09:40,870 --> 01:09:44,350 Did I dance all right, Mr. Door Opener? Just fine, just fine. 630 01:09:44,649 --> 01:09:48,109 Now, don't forget, the address of the party tonight, 830 Sharpton. 631 01:09:48,330 --> 01:09:49,330 Okay. 632 01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:55,970 Candy, you look beautiful. 633 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:58,790 I should send you to that beauty parlor every day. 634 01:09:59,390 --> 01:10:01,750 Hey, we're gonna go to this party tonight. You're gonna meet all the big 635 01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:04,630 all the big shots. You're gonna be in the movies before you know it. All the 636 01:10:04,630 --> 01:10:05,810 people you wanna meet are gonna be there today. 637 01:10:06,070 --> 01:10:07,070 Oh, gosh. 638 01:10:07,450 --> 01:10:08,490 We're gonna have so much fun. 639 01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:40,660 Good morning. 640 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,820 Good morning. 641 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,040 Good morning. 642 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:22,680 He will leave. 643 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,640 Oh, God. 644 01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:29,110 Please. 645 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,640 Oh, dear. 646 01:13:46,570 --> 01:13:47,570 Oh, fuck. 647 01:14:25,369 --> 01:14:27,650 Oh, no. 648 01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:30,370 Oh, no. 649 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,760 oh oh 650 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:39,120 What's the matter? 651 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:17,750 Oh. 652 01:16:59,810 --> 01:17:02,610 Thank you. 653 01:17:31,780 --> 01:17:33,180 Oh. 654 01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:02,180 Thank you. 655 01:18:29,790 --> 01:18:32,590 Thank you. 656 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:40,920 Oh, God. 657 01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,760 um oh 658 01:20:41,020 --> 01:20:43,820 Thank you. 659 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,600 Thank you. 660 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,320 Thanks. Thanks. 661 01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:03,890 Pay no attention. 662 01:23:03,930 --> 01:23:05,070 This is an old Hollywood tradition. 663 01:23:05,790 --> 01:23:08,590 Cast and friends get together before a big shoot. Come on, let's have a drink. 664 01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:10,150 Come on, come on, come on. 665 01:23:10,430 --> 01:23:15,170 Isn't that Rocky Stallion, the big Academy Award winner over there? That's 666 01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:16,190 hey, Rock, a little bit. 667 01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:18,590 Hey, J .D., what's happening? 668 01:23:19,670 --> 01:23:20,608 Oh, it's empty. 669 01:23:20,610 --> 01:23:21,610 Here. 670 01:23:21,870 --> 01:23:25,150 Isn't that Johnny Farson from the last night show? 671 01:23:25,550 --> 01:23:28,090 That's him. He gets around. Let's see who's with him. Sarah Gossett. 672 01:23:28,350 --> 01:23:32,570 The one you made famous in two weeks? Two weeks. Two weeks. 673 01:23:33,770 --> 01:23:37,590 Is that Chuck Beres from the dog show? How's it going, Johnny? 674 01:23:38,130 --> 01:23:39,710 Oh, pretty good. How's yourself? 675 01:23:40,110 --> 01:23:41,108 All right. 676 01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:43,730 I haven't heard from you in quite some time. 677 01:23:44,050 --> 01:23:45,690 Well, I've been busy, you know. 678 01:23:46,110 --> 01:23:47,810 Yeah, real busy. Busy season. 679 01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:55,830 Well, I think I'll go to the powder room, enjoy your drink. 680 01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:57,990 I'll be back. 681 01:23:58,190 --> 01:23:59,190 Don't buy any fish. 682 01:23:59,290 --> 01:24:00,690 I don't have any intentions to. 683 01:24:00,950 --> 01:24:01,950 Who was that? 684 01:24:02,270 --> 01:24:03,630 I don't know. I think she works here. 685 01:24:05,970 --> 01:24:09,790 If you'll excuse me, Johnny, I have to go to the powder room, too. 686 01:24:10,590 --> 01:24:11,589 No problem. 687 01:24:11,590 --> 01:24:12,590 Hurry back. 688 01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:16,190 Is that Ed, the man? 689 01:24:17,530 --> 01:24:18,530 Yeah, I told. 690 01:24:20,270 --> 01:24:21,270 Hurry back. 691 01:24:27,570 --> 01:24:29,890 I see you came in with Johnny Door Opener. 692 01:24:30,270 --> 01:24:31,270 Yeah. 693 01:24:32,170 --> 01:24:33,170 my career. 694 01:24:33,410 --> 01:24:34,410 Oh, yeah? 695 01:24:34,530 --> 01:24:41,310 Yeah. He got me this fabulous part opposite Dean Martin in Samuel 696 01:24:41,310 --> 01:24:42,188 new movie. 697 01:24:42,190 --> 01:24:43,108 Huh. 698 01:24:43,110 --> 01:24:44,630 You're full of shit, honey. 699 01:24:44,890 --> 01:24:46,550 I got that part. 700 01:24:46,770 --> 01:24:50,170 Well, you're both wrong because I got that part last week. Oh, yeah? 701 01:24:50,510 --> 01:24:52,810 Yeah. I got a part there, too. 702 01:24:53,090 --> 01:24:57,650 Well, you can kiss that part goodbye because when I get through with you... 703 01:24:57,650 --> 01:24:58,650 Wait! Wait! 704 01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:00,990 Girl, there's no sense in this. 705 01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:05,280 Mr. Door Opener can straighten it all out. Yeah. 706 01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:08,320 Let's go have a little talk with Mr. Door Opener. Yeah, right now. 707 01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:20,260 There he is. 708 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,400 You too, Tom. Who got that part in the gold digger's picture? 709 01:25:26,860 --> 01:25:28,140 Well, you got the part, baby. 710 01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:31,380 She got the part? Yeah. No, you got the part. I screwed up. 711 01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:32,760 Twice for that part. 712 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:06,240 Better get out of here. 713 01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:09,720 You're going to make me depressed. 714 01:26:11,180 --> 01:26:14,280 I've got so much trouble. 715 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,120 Oh, look, I got this. 716 01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:17,780 Good job, boys. 717 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:26,400 These Hollywood people are crazy. 718 01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:30,460 I think I'll go to Washington. 719 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:32,340 People are safe. 720 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:34,380 Where'd you say you were going, little? 721 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,960 I'm going to Washington. Well, ain't that something. I'm going there, too. 722 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,640 You know, I've got relatives in high places. 723 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,160 She's gonna make it. 724 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,380 Don't try to fake it. 725 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,720 She's going to Hollywood. 726 01:26:55,140 --> 01:26:56,140 Ow! 727 01:26:57,780 --> 01:26:59,820 Wait, she won't. She can have any man. 728 01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:02,100 Have it on legs, if you know what I mean. 729 01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:04,540 She's got a nice look. Just look at those eyes. 730 01:27:05,740 --> 01:27:06,860 And she always tries. 731 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:13,780 Candy is good. She's sugar and spice. Just look at him now. She's 732 01:27:13,780 --> 01:27:19,160 throwing a dice. She's living in a city where homes don't finish. She's making 733 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:23,520 it big, making it big. Give it all she's got. She's having to adopt. She's 734 01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:25,420 making it big, making it big. 735 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,160 Hollywood. 736 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,100 She's making it big, making it big. 737 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:31,840 Hollywood. 738 01:27:32,060 --> 01:27:33,580 She's making it big. 739 01:27:36,970 --> 01:27:41,450 I have great news about some super exciting films that are coming your way. 740 01:27:41,910 --> 01:27:47,870 First, from Caribbean Films, Tropical Desire, a film I produced and shot on 741 01:27:47,870 --> 01:27:49,150 beautiful island of Hawaii. 742 01:27:49,550 --> 01:27:54,150 Also, Fantasy World, an experience in erotic fulfillment. 743 01:27:54,490 --> 01:28:00,350 And I'm sure you won't want to miss my next film, The Longest Foot, inch for 744 01:28:00,350 --> 01:28:03,490 inch the most exciting football game you'll ever see.