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"Brain freeze" is too hard.
I should have gone for "funny bone".

2
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Step aside!

3
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<i>One thing I've learned is to never play</i>
<i>Operation against a surgeon for money.</i>

4
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Eight seconds.
Is that a new record, baby?

5
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That depends.
What are we talking about?

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- Let's play again.
- No.

7
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Every time I hit the buzzer,
I'll act like I'm getting electrocuted.

8
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That's awesome, but no.
My blood sugar's a little low.

9
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You want a cookie?

10
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<i>Turk has Type 2 diabetes and hasn't</i>
<i>figured out his medication yet.</i>

11
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Mulattos.

12
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They're Milanos, you idiot.

13
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I always thought that was
a little bigoted for a cookie.

14
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<i>Cookie racism aside,</i>
<i>I had bigger problems.</i>

15
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<i>It'd been three weeks since Dad died,</i>
<i>and my brother's still staying with me.</i>

16
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Nothing like time off
to remind you how hard you work.

17
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You bartend three shifts.

18
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Two. They docked me
for doinking the Jell-O shot girl.

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Sorry I'm late.

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<i>Since I dumped Elliot and broke her</i>
<i>heart, she couldn't be there for me.</i>

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<i>But she was there for my brother.</i>

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- You doing OK?
- I am now.

23
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Without Elliot, I never would
have gotten through my dad's death.

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- Our dad.
- Right. Air hockey?

25
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Yes.

26
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<i>Oh, hello.</i>
<i>Women are checking me out lately.</i>

27
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<i>The ten pushups I've been cranking out</i>
<i>every other Sunday? Perhaps.</i>

28
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<i>More likely it was the pledge I made</i>
<i>not to date anyone until Elliot did.</i>

29
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<i>See, since then,</i>
<i>the gals have been all over me.</i>

30
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Can I buy you a drink?

31
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I'm sorry, sugar. The store's closed.

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<i>They've been all over me.</i>

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Very impressive, but I'm sorry.

34
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You have some gum on your shoe.

35
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Dr Clock, do you have a minute?

36
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I was talking to Dr Bromberg
about switching shifts

37
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so I can go to Mexico for my
mom's wedding. I am psyched.

38
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She is marrying this guy
that has been a father to me

39
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since I was this big. Maybe this big.
How tall was I in fourth grade?

40
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It's a mystery.

41
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Now, our old hospital psychiatrist

42
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used to write my wife Enid
a prescription for crazy pills.

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He was a dear, dear friend,
but he died or moved or something,

44
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and now I need you to do the honours.

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Have her come in.
I'll prescribe anti-depressants.

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- That's a problem.
- Why?

47
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She doesn't know she's taking them.

48
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<i>The key to sleeping in the on-call room</i>
<i>is to block the noises around you,</i>

49
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<i>like snoring, teeth grinding or even...</i>

50
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<i>... on-call-room nookie.</i>

51
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<i>Hello, my old friend.</i>
<i>How I've missed you.</i>

52
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- That feels good.
- <i>Yes, it does.</i>

53
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<i>Timeout. Male moaning.</i>
<i>Party's over.</i>

54
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Hey!

55
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Hey, little brother.

56
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You know, on <i>The Sopranos,</i>

57
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if a guy caught his brother with his
ex-girlfriend, he'd rub his ass out.

58
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Believe you me,
the second I get Dan alone,

59
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there's gonna be
some serious ass rubbing.

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- I shouldn't smack talk.
- Hey, mind if I join you guys?

61
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The question you should ask is,
"Mind if I diddle your ex?"

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And a great big congratulations
on your ongoing streak

63
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of being the world's worst
older brother.

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Thanks, Coxy.

65
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<i>It was my turn to let Dan have it,</i>
<i>but I wasn't mad.</i>

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- Dan...
- J.D., let me explain.

67
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I came to see you. I ran into Elliot,
and it happened. A one-time thing.

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I'm OK with it.

69
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Great. It's been going on
for a few weeks.

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Elliot's amazing. Smart, funny, hot.
I was in a dark place, and she saved me.

71
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I haven't felt this good
since my dad died.

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- Our dad.
- Right.

73
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When Carla and I came home yesterday,
we heard something.

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- You hook up in J.D.'s room?
- A gentleman wouldn't tell.

75
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- Did you?
- Twice.

76
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- We didn't go under the sheets.
- How thoughtful.

77
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I'm so sorry
you lost your grandmother.

78
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Our prayers go out
to you and your family.

79
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- Thank you, doctor. That's very kind.
- That'll be $1,700.

80
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Sir! Sir?

81
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It is not your job
to collect money from patients.

82
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But I just fired the woman
who usually does it.

83
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You fired Glenda? Why?

84
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Oh, how precious.

85
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- Mind if I hold him?
- Go right ahead.

86
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I finally got a baby!

87
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She was stealing from the hospital.

88
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Oh, Dr Clock.

89
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Look, I'm afraid I wasn't
being honest with you before.

90
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In my job, it seems like
I'm always the bad guy.

91
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Hard as this is to admit,
it gets to me sometimes.

92
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The point is, the anti-depressants
I asked you to prescribe

93
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weren't for my wife.
They were for me.

94
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Oh, I understand.
So, what dosage are you on?

95
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Where are my Fig Newtons, Bob?

96
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I'm getting them, dear.

97
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- About half a Newton.
- No dice.

98
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- Hey.
- Boy, oh, boy,

99
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it looks like you pissed off
the wrong guy there, crunchy.

100
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And trust me, he'll make you pay.

101
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Dr Kelso's all bluster.
Underneath I bet he's a sweetheart.

102
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No, no, underneath it all,
he is pure evil.

103
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Perry, no one's pure evil. Some people
have a hard outer shell,

104
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but inside, everybody
has a creamy centre.

105
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There are plenty of people here
on this particular planet

106
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who are hard on the outside
and hard on the inside.

107
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So they'd have more
of a nougat-y centre?

108
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Lady, people aren't chocolates.

109
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Do you know what they are mostly?

110
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Bastards. Bastard-coated
bastards with bastard filling.

111
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But I don't find them half as annoying
as I find naive bubble-headed optimists

112
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who walk around vomiting sunshine.

113
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I'm touching your creamy centre.

114
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Oh, I am so very angry

115
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that I'm going to find someone
to kill just to prove her wrong.

116
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Why are you acting like that Dan
and Elliot thing doesn't bother you?

117
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- It doesn't.
- You're missing a great opportunity.

118
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If you act like it bothers you,
Elliot will feel guilty,

119
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and she'll forgive you for dumping her.

120
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You gotta use this like
I use my diabetes. Watch.

121
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Honey, my blood sugar's dipping.

122
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Don't move.

123
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Thanks, sweetness.

124
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Oh, my God.
This could be my diabetes.

125
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Exactly, but you gotta use it
before that window closes.

126
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Lucky for me, my diabetes window
stays open 24l7.

127
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Unless, God forbid, they find a cure.

128
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Amen, brother.

129
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Bye, folks.

130
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You'll notice I knocked
$100 off the bill

131
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because of the, you know,
baby stealing thing.

132
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<i>Turk was right. Lying to Elliot</i>
<i>was the perfect way</i>

133
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<i>to get our friendship back to normal.</i>

134
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Thanks for the loaner scooter.

135
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I want to talk to you.
Can you turn that thing off?

136
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Sorry.

137
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Sorry!

138
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Sorry.

139
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When I caught you two yesterday,

140
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I didn't know what to say,
but now I do.

141
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You really hurt me.

142
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Okey-dokey.

143
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Guys! There are sick people
trying to sleep!

144
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J.D., are you really this upset?

145
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What if I hooked up with your sibling?

146
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A little confused considering
I have four brothers.

147
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But not surprised.
At you or Barry.

148
00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,794
Barry?

149
00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,348
I just didn't think
I was doing anything wrong.

150
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,398
Obviously you did, or you
would have told me about it.

151
00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,072
<i>That one had to sting.</i>

152
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<i>I really want to look back</i>
<i>and see if it landed,</i>

153
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,198
<i>but go back to sad face first.</i>

154
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<i>Oh, it landed.</i>

155
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Dr Clock, may I have a word?

156
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Uh-oh. It's payback time.

157
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I got you a present
for your trip to Mexico.

158
00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,789
It's my old
Spanish-to-English dictionary.

159
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I don't need it anymore.
I've mastered the language.

160
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You're welcome-o.

161
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You were right. Payback's a bitch.

162
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Well, just get back to me
when you have an answer.

163
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Baby, check this out.

164
00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,995
Dr Kelso just offered me Glenda's
old job as administrative supervisor.

165
00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,513
Oh, that's great, sweetie.

166
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,830
The job pays an extra $ 7,000 a year.

167
00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,354
My baby's an administrative supervisor!

168
00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,351
Let's celebrate! Whatever you want.

169
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,874
Oh! Let's go shopping
for a new duvet cover.

170
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,032
I'd love to, but my diabetes
is acting up.

171
00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,671
Bob, we have a problem.

172
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,398
Not now, Perry. I'm swamped.

173
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,552
I'm trying to find an exterminator
to kill the bat in my attic.

174
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,279
Be a man, Bob. That's what
tennis rackets are for.

175
00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,871
Good Lord! He got Baxter!

176
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,996
Try telling that
to my one-eared dog.

177
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,470
Bob, do you realise what you did
by giving blondie that book?

178
00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,711
I kept her from reporting me
for trying to con her out of meds.

179
00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,392
Thanks to your little gesture,

180
00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,313
she actually believes
that the Earth is full of people

181
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who deep down are filled
with kindness and caring.

182
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People are bastard-coated
bastards with bastard filling.

183
00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,749
Exactly.

184
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,310
Sweet Moses. Everything has gone
straight down the crapper

185
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,356
since Enid got off anti-depressants.

186
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,749
I didn't know Enid
suffered from depression.

187
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,229
She doesn't. Those pills
kill her sex drive.

188
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,352
Dude, your idea totally worked.

189
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,475
Incoming.

190
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,070
My own brother! Why?!

191
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,952
Oh, God! It hurts so bad!

192
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,519
You can stop now. She's gone.

193
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,591
No, I think I broke my hand.

194
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,752
<i>There's nothing more satisfying</i>
<i>than having a good plan.</i>

195
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,515
- Good night, amigos.
- 'Night.

196
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,194
<i>Sometimes a plan can</i>
<i>crystallise in a moment.</i>

197
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,633
- What are we gonna do?
- Let's destroy her.

198
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,359
<i>And sometimes a plan</i>
<i>can fall apart just as quickly.</i>

199
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,712
So when do you start your new job?

200
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,916
- I turned it down.
- What?

201
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,389
I know it's a dream job,
but with your diabetes,

202
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,072
I think you need me more.

203
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,594
<i>Of course, in my plan,</i>
<i>nobody gets hurt.</i>

204
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,079
Hey, little brother.

205
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,509
What are you doing
back in the tub?!

206
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,397
Elliot dumped me.

207
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,670
<i>Except my brother.</i>

208
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,271
Don't you think you're overreacting?

209
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,955
Elliot was the best thing that ever
happened to me, and now she's gone.

210
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,837
That's not even the right gibberish.

211
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,798
Elliot and I were supposed to
have our romantic evening.

212
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:37,317
Look at all this stuff I bought.
Candles, champagne, a Dido CD.

213
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:43,108
I guess I'll just throw these things out
with the rest of the garbage.

214
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,994
Oh, come on. Don't go.
We can watch <i>Kangaroo Jack</i>

215
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,469
and chug a Fosters
every time they say "g'day."

216
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,073
- G'day, J.D.
- Dan!

217
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,071
I said, g'day!

218
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,952
Baby, you have to take this job.

219
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,713
Let it go. It's done.

220
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,029
- You OK?
- No.

221
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,953
Sometimes I wish I'd never
gotten this stupid diabetes.

222
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,315
Hey! Let's not get crazy.

223
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,314
Dear God. She has
an actual skip in her step.

224
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,755
It doesn't bother me
as much as the whistling.

225
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,432
Watch what happens.

226
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,118
Why are you whistling, Ted?
Your life is pathetic.

227
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,474
Right.

228
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,277
- What's our plan of attack?
- When I crush a person's spirit,

229
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,113
I use a combination of
intimidation and degradation.

230
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,795
I prefer an environment where subjects
end up crushing themselves.

231
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:54,237
I like to pick one person and torment
them relentlessly for no reason.

232
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,231
If I could find him, I'd show you.

233
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,035
He's near.

234
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,271
Well, I'm not sure Moonbeam
is going to break so easily.

235
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,716
I wish we knew something personal
that would really get to her.

236
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,631
You can't go to
your mom's wedding.

237
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,836
Too much shift switching
going on here,

238
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,639
and I don't like shift switching.
It's too hard to say.

239
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,317
That wasn't very soft and creamy.

240
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:27,871
It's OK. He has a hospital to run.
I understand.

241
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,910
Good God. She can't be stopped.

242
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,199
Let me get this straight.

243
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,352
You want me to offer your wife
the same job she's turned down?

244
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,192
Is that the size of it, Turkelton?

245
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:54,239
Actually, my last name isn't Turkelton.
It's just Turk, as in Chris Turk.

246
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,874
I prefer Turkelton.

247
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,032
I promise you, if you offer her
the job again, she'll say yes.

248
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,396
I'll do anything: Pick up extra shifts,
volunteer at the clinic.

249
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,391
Whatever you want.

250
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,916
I want you to kill the giant bat
that's been living in my attic.

251
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,788
- You keep Enid in the attic?
- You make me laugh, Turkelton.

252
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,429
8.00 sharp. I'd wear goggles.

253
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,999
Yes!

254
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,079
<i>I decided the only way Elliot</i>
<i>would take Dan back</i>

255
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,559
<i>was if she knew the truth:</i>

256
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,313
<i>That their being together</i>
<i>didn't really bother me.</i>

257
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,796
Elliot, we need to talk.

258
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,677
Nice jammies!

259
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,796
Thanks. They're new.

260
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,757
This will only take a second. Look,

261
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,434
you know how I told you
I was upset about you and Dan?

262
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,748
Is that champagne?

263
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,196
Yeah. Yeah, I was
celebrating my new jammies.

264
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,635
I love champagne.
You mind if I have a little...

265
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,039
Thank you. A nipper.

266
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,953
Tingly.

267
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,031
It's a tingly drink.

268
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,633
Pretty candles.

269
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,757
I know you broke up with Dan
because you thought I was upset,

270
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,798
but in reality, I... I...

271
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,398
I love this song. Who is it?

272
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,233
Dido, and you've really got
to meet my brother, Barry.

273
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,992
Dido?

274
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,629
<i>Look at all this stuff I bought.</i>
<i>Candles...</i>

275
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,871
<i>... champagne... a Dido CD.</i>

276
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,115
Dan!

277
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,519
Hey, little brother.

278
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,234
Tingles.

279
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,079
- Carla, we have to talk.
- Is it your blood sugar again?

280
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,435
I'll get you something.

281
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,235
Baby, I feel fine.

282
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,914
It's just that I've kinda been
using my diabetes

283
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,194
to get you to, you know,

284
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,316
hook me up with
sandwiches and whatnot.

285
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,630
I can't believe you!

286
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,712
Oh, man! I brought that from home!

287
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,509
Look, baby, before you get
freaked out, I fixed it already. Look.

288
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,717
Nurse Turkelton, I wanted
to offer you that job once more.

289
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,313
I don't want it.

290
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,197
Great. See you Saturday, Batman.

291
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,429
Baby, what the hell?!

292
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:09,036
Maybe I decided I didn't want that job
because I'd miss working with patients,

293
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,510
but didn't tell you because you were
excited about the extra money,

294
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:16,388
so I used your diabetes as an excuse.
I don't know. I don't really remember.

295
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,873
It tastes funny.

296
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,396
You see, Bob? It didn't even faze her.

297
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,314
Patience, Perry. With a tough one
like her, you have to wait for it.

298
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,073
Here it comes.

299
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,878
And we've broken her.

300
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,110
There sits a dejected woman,
all alone.

301
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,189
Wounded.

302
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,032
Vulnerable.

303
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,314
Crying.

304
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,038
She's ruining it for me.

305
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,678
Lady, stop crying!

306
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,589
Dr Clock, you don't have
to miss your wedding.

307
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,432
I was lying about shift switching.

308
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,034
I like doing it, like saying it.
Shift switching.

309
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,873
I lied because we were trying
to destroy your morale.

310
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,635
- Why would you do that?
- You're overly cheery, we were bored.

311
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,836
You thought it'd be nice
to come clean?

312
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,035
Pretty much, yeah.

313
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,395
See, I told you there
was good in everyone.

314
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,517
If you'll excuse me, boys,
I've got a plane to catch.

315
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,478
Don't pretend like you knew
what we were doing all along.

316
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,555
Adi�s, boys.

317
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,269
Was she always wearing that big hat?

318
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,797
I can't believe you never broke up.

319
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,678
Dan was in my tub drinking beers
and singing <i>She's Gone.</i>

320
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,318
How do you take a bath?

321
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,995
OK. I'm gonna get dressed. Do you mind
if I borrow one of your socks?

322
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,675
I lost my righty in the fray.
Oh, there you are, high-flier.

323
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,033
J.D., Dan and I both know
this is just a fling.

324
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,237
Still, I feel like the worst person
in the whole world.

325
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,719
Please, can you forgive me?

326
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,837
Elliot, I came to tell you
I was never actually mad at you.

327
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,639
How could you not be mad I was
hooking up with your brother?

328
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,280
I don't know. I just wasn't.

329
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,237
How could you hook up
with my brother

330
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,438
- without considering my feelings?
- I don't know. I just didn't.

331
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,351
<i>That's when I realised Elliot and I

332
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,113
<i>had no romantic feeling</i>
<i>for each other anymore...</i>

333
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,790
<i>... no matter what the situation.</i>

334
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,469
<i>It was a little sad, but who knows?</i>

335
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,199
<i>Maybe it meant</i>
<i>we could be friends again.</i>

336
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:28,751
Hey! I can't find my Dido CD!

337
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,675
If my heart could write songs,
they'd sound like these.

338
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,474
<i>I think relationships</i>
<i>are inherently fragile.</i>

339
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,028
<i>They can be strengthened</i>
<i>by a shared excuse.</i>

340
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,476
Turk, we just got invited to Linda's
Jack and Jill bridal shower.

341
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,994
Do you mind if I use your diabetes
to get out of it?

342
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,752
Of course not, baby.

343
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,672
And now...

344
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,479
...it's bat-killing time.

345
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,428
Oh, good Lord!

346
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,877
<i>Others can be torn apart</i>
<i>by the loss of a common enemy.</i>

347
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,029
I hate you, Bob.

348
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,509
Same times a thousand, big guy.

349
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,676
- Well, good night, little bro'.
- Oh, 'night, Dan. Sleep tight.

350
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,320
There's a bus schedule
underneath your pillow.

351
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,391
<i>And for Elliot and I,</i>

352
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,675
<i>turns out all we needed</i>
<i>was a little time.</i>

353
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,159
'Night, J.D.

354
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,190
What was that for?

355
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,954
<i>The good news was</i>
<i>this Elliot and Dan thing</i>

356
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,474
<i>meant that I was back on the market.</i>

357
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,198
Can I buy you a drink?

358
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,952
No, thanks.

359
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,235
<i>Yep. I'm back, baby.</i>

360
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,759
More nuts, please.