1 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,043 {\an8}Oh, madame… 2 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,670 {\an8}What is the state of this place? 3 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,090 {\an8}Where is father? 4 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,511 {\an8}Listen to me, Hazel. 5 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,554 Father… 6 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,433 {\an8}Call me Ara. Someone might hear you. 7 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:44,437 You're the only one left who still calls me that. 8 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:53,071 {\an8}Like me, we can feel the death pangs of the industry that I gave life to. 9 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,325 {\an8}I sacrificed my own life, 10 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,163 {\an8}I didn't get to have my own family. 11 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,667 {\an8}I wasn't blessed with a beautiful wife. 12 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:12,173 But like you, I had plenty of children. 13 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,554 {\an8}But among all of them, you are… 14 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,639 {\an8}your favorite? 15 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,849 {\an8}Yes, 16 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,685 my most favoured. 17 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:30,525 {\an8}Beautiful, strong, intelligent. 18 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,528 Even if you're a pain in the ass. 19 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,661 You can stop taking on sexy roles. 20 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:46,958 In the midst of your fame, you will study hard. 21 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:53,840 And not only study... 22 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,510 you will make it your life's work. 23 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:04,434 You will not only breathe life back into the sex industry of the Philippines 24 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:09,439 give it a new look, a new life. 25 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:18,198 Consider it a fair exchange for the life I blessed you with. 26 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:23,161 You will have everything you need. 27 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,624 I have arranged everything with my people. 28 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,418 Do not fail me. 29 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,213 Promise me this. 30 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,006 I promise, father. 31 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:44,683 Father? 32 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,563 Father? 33 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,474 Father is dead… 34 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,667 Ma'am, would you like a BJ? 35 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,419 I don't want Buko Juice, I prefer Coke. 36 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,462 A feel for luck. 37 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,562 Oh, god! 38 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,991 Hey, my dears. 39 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:33,286 Could you lend me a hand? Just push my car. 40 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,121 - Okay, ma'am. - Thank you. 41 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,992 Alma Cares… 42 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,004 Hmm… impressive! 43 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,840 You see this all the time in K-Dramas. 44 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,883 People showing off their wealth. 45 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,636 You know what, I'm not the brightest at Math 46 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:35,640 but I think it's just the three of us here. 47 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,642 That's right. 48 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,020 So I guess, we are still waiting for someone? 49 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,605 Actually, 50 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,941 I have been waiting for you. 51 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,536 Enough, ladies. 52 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,288 This is a sacred place. 53 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,832 Have you heard of her? 54 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,127 Her name is Linda Lovelace. 55 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:09,758 An American pornstar who starred in a movie called Deep Throat. 56 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,636 She played a bit part in one of father's films in the 70s. 57 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:17,098 Yes, I know her! She's the one with a vagina in her throat so she loves to… 58 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,892 …that's what she loves. 59 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,602 Excuse me. 60 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,687 It's not a "vagina". 61 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,397 "Clitoris." 62 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,525 She has a clitoris down her throat 63 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,527 that's why she needs to perform a deep throat 64 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,987 to achieve orgasm. 65 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,408 Where can you find the clitoris? In the vagina, right? 66 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,785 Hey, easy! 67 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,372 I feel like my clitoris moved to my butt. 68 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,581 Did it move back? 69 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,958 That's enough, ladies. 70 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,045 We need to go to the orientation room real quick. 71 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,339 We have a long list in our agenda. 72 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,008 Some kind of a librarian? 73 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,345 Well, this is the library of most controversial files. 74 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,638 Okay. 75 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,057 You keep pulling a fast one. 76 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,725 Alma Cares… 77 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,191 Well, I'm sure you have an idea why I summoned you here. 78 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,111 What's this about? Are we making a movie? 79 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,153 For Netflix? 80 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,364 A reality show? 81 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,408 How about an orgy, game? 82 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:18,952 Well, actually… 83 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,121 It's a combination of what you've said, 84 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:22,747 and more. 85 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,875 More than 50 years ago, a vision was born. 86 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,461 A man and his vision. 87 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,464 Papang founded Molo films 88 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,717 with his sweat, tears, 89 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,677 and blood. 90 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,096 And of course, 91 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,431 his seed. 92 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,100 She said seed. 93 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:44,936 Nasty! 94 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,441 The Bomba Films industry was on fire. 95 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,694 Pene movies movies was dominating the box office. 96 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:58,533 After the Marcos years were over, the porn industry took on a new face 97 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,285 and became more conservation. 98 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,954 Because people's urges were repressed, 99 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,708 even softcore porn garnered audiences in the 80's. 100 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:11,046 In the 90s, in the twenty-first century. 101 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,840 But as they say, nothing lasts forever. 102 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,551 On the onset of the internet and social media, 103 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:20,930 the industry of titiilating porn films saw its demise. 104 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:24,351 As time passed, the public sought out new tastes. 105 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,019 They also became more impatient. 106 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,606 Porn videos killed the industry of porn movies. 107 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,941 As they said in the movie "Boogie Nights", 108 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,153 bold movies have turned solely for masturbatory purposes. 109 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,990 Who cares about about stories, about plots, about narratives? 110 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,700 The more staged it is, the more boring it is. 111 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,911 The more raw the scenes seem like, the more exciting they are. 112 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,539 Which explains why people stick to sex scandals like flies to shit. 113 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,250 In Father's death bed, he told me 114 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:54,339 that even if it drains all his wealth, nothing could revive him. 115 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,174 Nothing. 116 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,386 But he was sure about one thing... 117 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,681 and that is his vision, 118 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,183 that once saw its death, 119 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,144 could ultimately be revived. 120 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,980 If the taste of the public has changed, 121 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,233 we will introduce a new formula. 122 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,195 After careful deliberation of the company stakeholders, 123 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,114 we came up with a simple plan. 124 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:23,660 You are here because we badly need your expertise. 125 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,203 Huh? 126 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,956 What do you expect to gain from us has-beens? 127 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,500 Excuse me, don't group me in that sad corner. 128 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,503 I still have plenty of followers on every social media platform. 129 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:36,589 But wait, expertise in what, exactly? 130 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,010 As for me, all I can offer is public service. 131 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,470 But no extra service. 132 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,055 Alma Cares. 133 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,642 Please take your seat, ladies. 134 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:57,193 Well, you won't be playing any roles on camera. 135 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,321 You will all be working behind the scenes. 136 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,994 You will help grow a promising star. 137 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,582 The next Philippine Pornstar. 138 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,669 We will create the public's ultimate fantasy. 139 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,133 All of you have had your individual experiences in acting, 140 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,510 your own realities, 141 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,389 your own scandals, your own flavors 142 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,058 your own love potions. 143 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,852 You mean contusions. 144 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,813 Is this some master class for getting naked? 145 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,440 For moaning seductively? 146 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,777 Yeah, is it for getting the right facial expressions? 147 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,238 Why don't you just make her marathon sex scandals? 148 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,491 What do you need workshops for? 149 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,202 Well, nothing beats real life application. 150 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:51,247 Undressing isn't the only thing you will be teaching. 151 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,832 Undressing one's mask. 152 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,793 Undressing one's identity. 153 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,086 Actually, 154 00:13:57,087 --> 00:14:01,758 pornography is a deeply conservative genre. 155 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,303 Whoa, really? Conservative? 156 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,724 Well, not everything is revealed in porn. 157 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,518 There are no plots. 158 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,019 It's always down to fucking. 159 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,437 On the couch, 160 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,314 in the kitchen, 161 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,275 cumshot, close-up… 162 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,237 What do they censor? 163 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,115 The story. 164 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,994 The pleasure is in the story. 165 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,331 That's why people are crazy about scandals. 166 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,126 Because they know it's real. 167 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,838 The people in it are real. It's a real story. 168 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,924 We're just taking a peek. 169 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,260 And that's what we want to achieve here. 170 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,180 We will make Bomba films that has the feel of a scandal. 171 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,724 That's what you're here for. 172 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:55,729 Because we know we can rely on you, in your own unique little ways. 173 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,609 Am I right, Ligaya? 174 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:06,614 You have mastered the craft of bringing our the joy in your viewers. 175 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:14,039 Just how many times did you fake your orgasm just to satisfy your man? 176 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,791 Just to get what you want? 177 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:22,505 Because isn't it all just a game? 178 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:29,387 Even the most intimate things in life are but commodities. 179 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,473 Just objects. 180 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,352 And we trade those commodities. 181 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,645 We trade power for power. 182 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,065 Sex is power. 183 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,816 Money is power. 184 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:47,614 Sex for money is but an exchange for power. 185 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,492 But we have to control that power. 186 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,205 Because it can explode in our palms like a bomb. 187 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,044 Wow, very impressive. 188 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,505 Looks like someone did their research well. 189 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,091 Why don't we just have a round of drinks? 190 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,133 I agree. 191 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,345 I'll take care of that once we're done here. 192 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,891 As you all know, I have a Masters Degree in Psychology. 193 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,604 I invested a lot of time working with other experts in the field. 194 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,319 Vladimir Honra. 195 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:31,199 Known for being a pop culture historian and porn critic. Have you heard of him? 196 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,663 Yago Tapado, award-winning writer. The man behind... 197 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,456 Revenge of the Vagina! 198 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,168 The Curse of the Virgin Breasts! 199 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,713 I love that! They shot it in Bataan! 200 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:49,676 He also directed A Vertical Cut Closes with Open Legs! 201 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:50,719 That's my favorite! 202 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,470 Lolito Ramada. 203 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,639 No introductions needed. 204 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,268 They will provide the theories, the gossip. 205 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,396 The nitty and the gritty of the industry. 206 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,649 They'll handle the theory part. 207 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,528 You'll handle the practice. 208 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,448 You will have your handouts tomorrow. 209 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,910 I will have dinner sent to your quarters so you can get some rest. 210 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,914 Phew! I'm so glad to hear that. I'm spent. 211 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,043 The travel was tiring. 212 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,086 So exhausted, fuck. 213 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:32,844 {\an3}As you all know, this invitation comes with a ready to encash cheque worth five hundred thousand pesos. 214 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,431 But that's not all you're getting paid for this potential project. 215 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,894 If the training and launching of our new star is successful, 216 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,646 as well as her first porn project, 217 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,817 we will each get 5 Million pesos each. 218 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,778 Five million?! 219 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,530 Where's that little squirt? Let's make her into a pornstar. 220 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,573 - Real quick. - Right now! 221 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,616 Let's go! 222 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,747 - She's got the looks. - Flawless. 223 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,041 Big boobies. 224 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,710 Not her. That's Twinkle. 225 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,004 She's one of our helpers in the estate. 226 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,047 The help? 227 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,256 Those two. 228 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,010 Agatha and Sofia. 229 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,389 Two girls who would do anything for the limelight. 230 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,349 They're on every audition. 231 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,561 They practically grew up in show business, well-versed in the needs of the industry. 232 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,690 They've been playing bit parts since they were little. 233 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,819 In short, exactly what we need. 234 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,862 - They are… - horny ass bitches! 235 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,949 …ambitious. 236 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,974 Do you feel intimidated? 237 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,560 A little. 238 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,270 Just a little? 239 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,856 You should be super nervous. 240 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:09,566 Sorry, miss? 241 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,444 You should be super nervous. You should be scared. 242 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,073 Because you won't just be learning from seasoned bold stars. 243 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:22,537 All of our experiences and wisdom 244 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,331 we will teach you everything. 245 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:30,462 So you will gain all that is right and should be. 246 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,631 You should be nervous because four women 247 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,719 who have had to go through many hardships will be imparting their knowledge to you 248 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,472 about how to do things right. 249 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,016 How to do things right? 250 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:48,146 But why do we have to become pornstars all of a sudden? 251 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,150 Why can't we be a bold star like you? 252 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,362 Or a sexy star, whatever you guys used to call it. 253 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,199 Believe me, 254 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,410 you want something more than what we were. 255 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,083 Don't you have a family, miss? 256 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,086 What does it matter? 257 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,215 You are my family now. 258 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,140 Your beauty is truly one of a kind. 259 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,018 As is yours, miss. 260 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:28,978 Do you really think so? 261 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,564 Yes, miss. 262 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:35,151 But you still haven't answered my question. 263 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,820 Which question? 264 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,072 Why do we have to do porn right off the bat? 265 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:44,494 Why don't you try producing sexy movies again? 266 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,371 Just sexy. 267 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:52,502 When was the last successful sexy film that you watched? 268 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,921 Fifty Shades of Grey? 269 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,298 Sex and the City? 270 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,968 You can count it with your fingertips. 271 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,430 Who still watches sexy movies in the cinema? 272 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,808 When you can watch porn at the comfort of your house? 273 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,938 Look at them. 274 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,152 Who is still watching their old films? 275 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,405 They have been forgotten. 276 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:22,907 Worn-out. 277 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:28,747 You can't even see their movies in YouTube, in Netflix. 278 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,126 They've lost their luster. 279 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,211 They've lost their allure. 280 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:37,630 And they're broke. 281 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,176 But the pornstars… 282 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,512 their works will remain. 283 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,767 The internet isn't going anywhere. At the tip of your fingertips. 284 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:56,316 Sasha Grey, Maria Ozawa, Mia Khalifa. 285 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,985 They have all retired. 286 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,781 But they still get paid! 287 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:13,083 Before I give you the syllabus of our month-long workshop. 288 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,587 We need to discuss the breakdown of the demography of porn first. 289 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,883 I have to discuss to you the demography of porn. 290 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,260 What is demography? 291 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:28,139 It is the statistics of the people who watch porn. 292 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:33,812 Group, age, gender, preferences, etc. 293 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,314 And here is what is interesting… 294 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:42,487 Did you know that Filipinos reportedly spend the most time on porn sites? 295 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,741 That's according to the world's number one porn sites in the world. 296 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,411 We're looking at two factors that contribute to this. 297 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,082 Either we have such a slow internet connection, 298 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,710 or we're just a really horny bunch 299 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:58,628 Can I smoke first? 300 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,589 Oh, here. I have a vape. Want to try? 301 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:02,257 - No, no. - Here. 302 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,216 I'm fine. I don't want that. 303 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:06,219 Your oral fixations are really showing, huh? 304 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,221 Wait, wait. 305 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,390 I don't get what you're trying to say. 306 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,768 Oral frus-fay... 307 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:18,314 Fixation, big sis. Fixation. Fix-a-tion. 308 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:18,898 Fixation. 309 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,234 Fine, fixation. 310 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,111 Yes, yes. 311 00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:27,532 That's why I'm asking because I don't know what it means, alright? 312 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,534 We're here to learn, aren't we? 313 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:36,332 Well, in Psychology, it means you were probably stuck in your oral stage of development. 314 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,462 Freud's Psychosexual Development. 315 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:44,716 Maybe your childhood needs weren't sufficiently satisfied. 316 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:50,513 You were not satisfied, or the manner of breastfeeding was wrong or excessive. 317 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:54,434 As you grow up, you'll become overdependent. 318 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:58,313 As you resort to persistent oral stimulation. 319 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,150 Smoking, nail-biting. 320 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,651 Blowjob! 321 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:07,739 Whatever! All I know is I got my first milk from my father. 322 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:08,823 You're too much! 323 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,909 Take your cigar break, Osang. Five minutes. 324 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,796 Because we are the world's top consumers 325 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,131 that gives us a lot of hope. 326 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:28,259 Father's wishes can be realized. 327 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,303 Cinema and porn. 328 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:35,684 Since 1997, the porn industry settled into the internet. 329 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,855 Nearly 80% consumed through mobile phones. 330 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:48,238 But wait, isn't there a law against showing porn in cinemas? 331 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,282 So, do we go for online content? 332 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:54,119 And we will get to that topic soon. 333 00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:58,123 But in the mean time, let's pick apart the demographics. 334 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,835 So, who watches porn? 335 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,921 According to recent statistics, 336 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:11,011 it's 75% male, and 25% female. 337 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:18,018 And the top consumers fall within the 18-24 years age bracket. 338 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:19,978 Which is 30% 339 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:24,399 So, what do you think is the most viewed category? 340 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:25,900 Take a guess. 341 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,903 Ah, Japanese! 342 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,363 Wait! 343 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,490 It's MILF! Mom I Like to Fuck! 344 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,659 Celebrities! 345 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:37,412 Big dick? Threesome! 346 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,122 Scandal! 347 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,707 Amateur. 348 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,292 Am I right? 349 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,963 I'm not an expert but I know that because when I watch porn, that's what I search for. 350 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,631 I love watching amateur sex videos. 351 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,759 You really see them fiddling nervously. 352 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,802 You can hear the rooster's cockadoodle. 353 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,262 The dogs barking in the background, 354 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,806 the buzz from the news they're watching on TV 355 00:25:56,848 --> 00:26:00,560 even the commercial jingle while they do their thing. 356 00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:03,355 Correct! 357 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:04,939 Genuine, 358 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,524 you can feel the love. 359 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:07,984 Intense. 360 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:12,614 Whatever, I still prefer the ones in uniform and you can see the name. 361 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,616 And when they enter the hotel 362 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:18,953 Boom! You catch the name of the hotel on the bed sheets! 363 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:19,788 That's just how it is. 364 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,664 - They're pressed with time. - Motel. 365 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,500 Just making the most of stolen moments. 366 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,250 Correct! 367 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,045 But what if their devices run out of memory? 368 00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:29,964 That's why it's an amateur video. Because they're amateurs. 369 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,133 Why don't you just admit that I'm right? 370 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,885 Yes, of course. 371 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,387 You're correct. 372 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:40,100 Amateur videos are the most viewed category. 373 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:44,145 And you are right about your observations, 374 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:47,816 why amateur videos are interesting. 375 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:51,486 Back then, you needed a famous lead star to have any chance of selling. 376 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:56,032 Now, you need to show some skin for a slice of the stage. 377 00:26:56,324 --> 00:27:01,079 Even the celebrity has-beens slither back to relevance when they're involved in a scandal. 378 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:06,501 In our case, we will make our persona. 379 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,172 Say, pretend she's a private person. 380 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,384 We will exploit her privacy 381 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:18,471 Until she becomes a household name. 382 00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:20,640 A sex symbol. 383 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,892 Forever amateur. 384 00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:27,689 Which brings me to our syllabus 385 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,525 of our month-long workshop. 386 00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:47,125 As you may notice, we left a lot of spaces to be filled in by you. 387 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:53,173 Because you are here precisely to help us develop the master plan. 388 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,258 Voyeurism. 389 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:59,721 Amateur videos sell like hotcakes because of voyeurism. 390 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:03,892 It's the most natural thing for humans, for Filipinos, 391 00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:07,145 to gossip, to get in on the action. 392 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:13,902 Initial gimmick: leaked photos. 393 00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:15,695 Leaked photos? 394 00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:18,323 Leaked photos! 395 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,283 Leaked photos. 396 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,535 Licked photos. 397 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:26,039 You mean they will have to lick the photos? 398 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,085 Big sis Nes, leaked photos. 399 00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,629 Compromising photos released and spread to the media. 400 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:35,799 Why didn't you just say "spread" photos then? 401 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:40,887 Whatever. We're going to release a teaser. A sample taste. 402 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,223 How do we do this? 403 00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:46,184 Your opinions matter. 404 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,979 Okay, so we're going to come up with characters, 405 00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:54,150 that are based on their supposed private identities. 406 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:58,238 How are we tackling damage control? I mean… 407 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:02,283 how are we going to stop the people who know them in real life 408 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:05,286 from revealing their true identities? 409 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,163 Good question, Maui. 410 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,958 I'll introduce you to our stars. 411 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,836 You haven't met them yet. 412 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,297 But you will, in the coming days. 413 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,300 And your questions will be answered. 414 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:21,594 I have an idea! 415 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,139 - What? - Ex's Revenge. 416 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,934 Guy blackmails girl, 417 00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:30,061 so girl comes back to him. 418 00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:32,230 But the girl has made up her mind 419 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:33,565 but she forgot 420 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:38,361 that they have a lot of their private moments captured and stored in guy's phone. 421 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:41,531 So this guy, furious out of extreme jealousy, 422 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:46,453 he uploads the pictures, leaked the photos on the internet 423 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,873 Licked? Spread! 424 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,878 God, Osang, isn't this illegal? 425 00:29:55,712 --> 00:30:00,800 {\an3}I'm sure it's not. We won't be using a real person without their consent. It's nothing like that. 426 00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,011 I'm just making sure. 427 00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,805 Because, I care. 428 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:12,062 - Alma Cares. - Fuck that. 429 00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,688 Alright, hold on a second. 430 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,190 Let's focus. Okay. 431 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:19,611 So our first gimmick is going to be the leaked pho... 432 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,530 I mean spread photos, right? 433 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:25,241 So, what? What's our plan, do we go for topless first? 434 00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,327 Yes, and it should be blurred. 435 00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:28,536 Okay. Blurred. 436 00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,121 No, this is what we're going to do. 437 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:32,791 Let's make them wear white. 438 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:34,668 Those stark white camisoles 439 00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:39,381 then we'll get them wet so you can see their breasts clearly, nips and all. 440 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:43,426 That's going to be so wow. Eva Fonda 16, very innocent. 441 00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:44,052 Sounds good. 442 00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:44,594 Right? 443 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:49,224 Then let's teach them how to get into the water and emerge in the most seductive way. 444 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:50,225 - Yes! - Perfect. 445 00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:53,019 Soaking wet with their boobs popping out. 446 00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:55,647 That's it. Truly, they are windows to the soul. 447 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:56,898 Not the eyes. 448 00:30:58,149 --> 00:31:00,694 Hmm. Interesting. 449 00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:03,905 The boobs are the windows of the soul. 450 00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:07,200 Actually, in Psychology, 451 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,745 there's this thing called the Male Gaze Theory. 452 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,375 Damnit, Ara. I'm getting so annoyed with you. 453 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:18,044 My brain is having a hard time catching up with your brain. 454 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,546 You're saying all these terms! 455 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:20,922 I've had enough. 456 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:26,177 Male gaze, according to feminists, is a way of looking at 457 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:30,306 {\an3}women in the eyes of men, often as sexual objects. 458 00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:36,187 Recent eye-tracking studies show that the male gaze is fixated on breasts and waists. 459 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,982 Not so much on the hips or pelvis. 460 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:47,032 There is also an MHR, ratio that determines the sexiness and attractiveness of a woman. 461 00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:52,287 Biologically, a swelling on the chest signals fertility. 462 00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:57,542 And wide hips signify a healthy womb. 463 00:31:57,834 --> 00:32:03,923 Men, as animals, just want to reproduce subconsciously and 464 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,885 are always in search of a healthy carrier. 465 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,929 This is our first activity, okay. 466 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,931 This was my idea. Mine. 467 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,350 It's ours. 468 00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:15,769 The wet look was all the rage back in the day. 469 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,644 Yes. 470 00:32:16,686 --> 00:32:18,646 With the nipples sticking out through your shirt. 471 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,523 You were the instigator. 472 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:22,817 You're always picking on me. 473 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:24,611 - No, you! - Okay, go. 474 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,280 Now, to be an effective sexy star, 475 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:30,533 you should know how to make men crazy as you come out of the water. 476 00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:31,159 Okay? 477 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,537 As you rise up, give your whole body a generous feel. 478 00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:35,580 Your nipples… 479 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:38,875 It's up to you. Point is to get the viewers feeling horny. 480 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,335 Especially you, yeah? 481 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:41,002 Yes, ma'am. 482 00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:43,213 Do it right or I'll smack you. 483 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:47,634 Unless you hear this knocking, don't come out yet. 484 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:48,259 Yes, ma'am. 485 00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:50,053 - You should wait for this, okay? - Yes, ma'am. 486 00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:52,305 - Knocking on the drums, really? - Get in there. 487 00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:54,432 Okay. 488 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:55,725 How about you two? 489 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:58,687 Man, let me tell you, back in the day, we were shooting the film Kandungan. 490 00:32:58,728 --> 00:33:00,397 I didn't know how to swim! 491 00:33:00,438 --> 00:33:02,816 Then the director told me, "you need to show them the selling point!" 492 00:33:02,857 --> 00:33:04,484 - She has big boobs. - So, I dove into the water. 493 00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,236 - They thought I was swimming but… - But? 494 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,696 But my breasts were keeping me afloat. 495 00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:10,657 My feet were just paddling beneath the water. 496 00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:13,535 - You were just pretending? - Nobody noticed it when the movie came out. 497 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:16,955 When you get your breasts done… they're natural floaters. 498 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:17,580 You just float, huh? 499 00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:20,291 - They're your lifesavers. - What? 500 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:24,004 Yeah, when you augment them, you'll float naturally. You will float. 501 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:24,713 What? Really? 502 00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,506 - Yes! - Oh, mine are real, so. 503 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:27,549 Real. 504 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:29,551 I'm sorry, not to brag but I have the real thing. 505 00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:33,638 But for my first movie, called No Experience. 506 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,889 That was from Regal Films... 507 00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:35,932 Ah, in the 60s. 508 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:38,893 You motherfucker. You bastard! 509 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:40,562 Wait, did they make sexy films then? 510 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,772 - You idiot, you're so gullible. - She was joking. 511 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:46,151 Was it 1976 or '77? 512 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:48,945 I made the magic camison a thing! 513 00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:52,532 - Yes, that's true. It was her. - Oh shut up, you wore a camison too. 514 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:56,286 It was so white and see through. And of course, my breasts were the real deal. 515 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:58,997 See? You can see the nipples right through. 516 00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:01,708 They could see your undies. I looked so sexy. 517 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,127 I had the most innocent face, right? 518 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,420 - Hey, you better believe it. - Yes, you do. 519 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,755 - She's right. - That's what it was about. 520 00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:09,591 I was starring in Eva Fonda 16 at the time when I had to do all those dances. 521 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:10,258 Something like that! 522 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,135 - Wow! - It's true! Fuck you! 523 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,970 You keep teasing me, you bitch! 524 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,850 Regal Films love that trope. 525 00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:20,602 - That camison. - Oh, wait. 526 00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,937 - Did you wear the ma... you wore it too? - I also had my version of the magic camison! 527 00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,148 I knew it! She wore the camison, too! 528 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,317 - Everyone went through the camison phase. - True. 529 00:34:27,359 --> 00:34:32,447 {\an3}I can never forget that time I made an action film and what they made me wear... it wasn't a camison. 530 00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,199 It was a white T-shirt with no bra underneath. 531 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,617 They let me have shorts on, at least. 532 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:38,203 Because I had to run near a dam. 533 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,746 - A dam? - Yes. 534 00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:43,083 Your nipples would be the last thing on your mind. 535 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,542 - But it was sticking out! - You didn't bother covering it up. 536 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:47,837 I didn't have time, what if the dam broke, right? 537 00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:50,090 {\an3}- Yes, yes. - And they made it into a poster without telling me! 538 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:53,343 - Oh, that was with Lito Lapid! - Yes, I was with Lito Lapid! 539 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:55,970 Oh, speaking of camison. Of course, it originated in Regal. 540 00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:58,515 - Yes. - But it reached Viva, the camison. 541 00:34:58,556 --> 00:35:01,101 - They adapted the camison. - Right? Another magic camison. 542 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:04,104 {\an3}- Yeah, Rica Peralejo and I were shooting a movie. - Uhuh. 543 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:06,648 So we were at Daranak Falls. 544 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:13,488 The scene went like, I was the liberated one so my nips were showing through my shirt. 545 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:16,449 - And we had to French kiss. - Okay. 546 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,285 Okay, then so we were about to kiss, getting closer. 547 00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:20,328 How? Can you do it again? 548 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:23,289 Ugly kissing! 549 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:28,920 We were both puckered up, when a snake slithered by between us out of the blue! 550 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:31,089 - What? For real? - Is that true? 551 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,841 - It is! - Good thing it didn't bite you. 552 00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:35,010 If only another kind of snake had passed by. 553 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:38,930 Oh, big sis, who bought these drums? 554 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,557 This one? I bought it. 555 00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:42,642 Just look here, of course. 556 00:35:42,684 --> 00:35:45,061 - It has an Alma Cares sticker. - I knew it. 557 00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:47,647 - Isn't it obvious? - I bought them, you got a problem with that? 558 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,899 Nothing. You don't fit in those... 559 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:51,776 - That's why you're not in one, yeah? - Let me see you try to fit in there. 560 00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:53,778 You're the one with the problem, fuckhead. 561 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:57,490 {\an3}- I can make it work. - Let me see, fuck, with those giant boobs? Hello? 562 00:35:57,532 --> 00:36:00,618 Ah, the other girl, it doesn't look like she's still breathing. 563 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,746 The other one still has bubbles. Is that okay? 564 00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:06,166 Huh? Oh shit. Fuck, this is your fault. 565 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,168 - Why me? - It's you. It was your idea. 566 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:09,461 Hey! 567 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,131 Are you okay? 568 00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:15,383 - Are you okay? - Was that okay? 569 00:36:15,425 --> 00:36:17,344 Yes, sure. What about you, are you okay? 570 00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:18,386 I'm fine, ma'am. 571 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:22,766 Great, see? This one won't come out. 572 00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:24,726 Not following instruction. 573 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:26,227 - Idiot. - Hey, wake up! 574 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:28,021 You're going to get yourself in trouble. 575 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:28,980 Is she okay? 576 00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:31,399 - Hey, are you okay, dear? - Check if she's still breathing? 577 00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:33,526 - Mister, is she alive? - Yes, yes, she's alive. 578 00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:35,278 Ah, alright. Take her away. Keep her alive. 579 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,155 Wait, hold on. 580 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,239 Wait a minute. 581 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:41,993 Get well soon. 582 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:53,963 See, I told you. She was going to get herself in trouble. 583 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:59,511 Ugh, we just lost a talent. 584 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:01,221 - Watch it! - It was in the way. 585 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:05,892 I thought you were concerned. 586 00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,560 I am concerned. 587 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:09,604 Really, Alma Cares? 588 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:11,981 It's a good thing she survived. 589 00:37:12,023 --> 00:37:14,067 So what happens now? 590 00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:16,111 Well, we lost a talent. 591 00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:19,322 But we should still be thankful. No matter, we still have one girl left. 592 00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:22,325 Let's give thanks to Lord nothing serious happened to the girl. 593 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:24,411 Let's not do the wet look. 594 00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:26,871 Let's just have her jiggle her boobs. That will do. 595 00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:30,875 Ah, yes. Like a sexy calendar girl. Very classy. 596 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:33,086 Like those calendar girls for Tanduay. 597 00:37:33,128 --> 00:37:36,631 Ha! Wait, like commercials. 598 00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:39,175 White Castle commercial. 599 00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:41,886 - That's right! White Castle! - You're right. 600 00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:43,013 We'll need a horse. 601 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,390 Yes, but let's not make her wear white. 602 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:47,767 It should be red. To add intensity. 603 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,394 - Red! - Bloody! 604 00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:51,855 Perfect! Sounds great! 605 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:55,108 Erase the water scene. Go for the horse! 606 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:56,192 Let's eat. 607 00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:59,237 Go for the horse! 608 00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:08,872 Alma Cares, am I right? 609 00:38:08,913 --> 00:38:10,206 Is it campaign period? 610 00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:11,708 Just let me be! 611 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,668 - Both of you, stop it! - Fine! 612 00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:15,879 Okay, we're starting now. 613 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,800 Remember: stick out your breasts and buttocks 614 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:23,178 while you're riding on the horse. 615 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:25,597 And don't just stick out your assets. 616 00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:29,684 While you're riding, you should be swaying your hair with the wind. 617 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:31,269 Like so! So sexy! 618 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:33,021 You're so corny! 619 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:37,359 The only thing she's supposed to do is to stick out her 620 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:42,447 breasts and her buttocks while she rides around. Got it? 621 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:43,073 Huh? 622 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:44,741 You sound like a bunch of idiots. 623 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,451 Who are you calling an idiot? 624 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:48,870 I just repeated what Maui said. 625 00:38:48,912 --> 00:38:54,167 So just make sure your breast smacks against your face while the horse gallops. 626 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:55,460 That's sexy. 627 00:38:55,502 --> 00:38:56,378 Isn't that right. 628 00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:59,381 Did you hear them? 629 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:03,885 You don't have a name yet. Don't disobey us. Just keep doing what we tell you. 630 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,388 I'll be the one to teach you the cooler tricks. 631 00:39:06,429 --> 00:39:08,640 Got it? Different from what they'll be teaching you. 632 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:10,225 Now, do everything that they asked you to do. 633 00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:13,228 But once the horse gallops, let go. 634 00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:14,729 What? 635 00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:17,649 Didn't you hear what they said? 636 00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:22,529 You're still green. You should be more tenacious! 637 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,989 Do everything we asked you to! 638 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:29,452 First of all, stick out your butt and your boobs while you're riding the horse. 639 00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:35,000 Second, sway your hair around in the wind. When you do that, it will look good in slow motion. 640 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:38,336 Third, what's the third one? Smack your breasts against your face. 641 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:39,004 There! 642 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:42,173 You need to… I want to see your face bruised. 643 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:43,508 Hey, you're too much! 644 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,551 I was just kidding. 645 00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:48,388 And fourth, while you're doing all that, yeah… 646 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:53,143 Let go. I'm telling you, you little shit, do what we tell you. I'm watching you. 647 00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:55,562 Can you do it? 648 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:56,604 I can do it, ma'am! 649 00:39:56,646 --> 00:39:58,982 Then get on with it! What are you waiting for? 650 00:40:00,025 --> 00:40:01,693 - That's it! - You got! 651 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,070 Smack your breasts against your face! 652 00:40:04,112 --> 00:40:06,072 Sway your hair with the wind! 653 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:09,701 Sexy! Stick out your boobs and butt! 654 00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:12,245 - Perfect! - Here it comes! The horse is galloping! 655 00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:13,121 Hurry! 656 00:40:13,163 --> 00:40:14,205 Let go! 657 00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:15,790 - Good! - Let go! 658 00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:17,334 Let go now! 659 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,878 Ahh! 660 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:20,670 Fuck! 661 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,130 - Fuck! - Shit! 662 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:23,173 Fuck! 663 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,716 She fell! 664 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:35,185 Ah, wait. Just wait for me. 665 00:40:37,479 --> 00:40:39,230 Okay. Alma Cares. 666 00:40:56,122 --> 00:40:58,458 Now we don't have a pornstar! 667 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:00,502 This is a problem. 668 00:41:00,543 --> 00:41:04,798 What now? This is on you, Osang. You were making the kid do weird things! 669 00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:06,883 You kept running your mouth. 670 00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:09,761 Well, who told her to smack her breasts against her face? 671 00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:11,262 Wasn't that you? 672 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:13,223 That's why she fell. 673 00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:14,974 She couldn't balance her breasts. 674 00:41:15,016 --> 00:41:17,602 Whatever! Let's not blame each other. 675 00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:19,938 We need to find a new subject. 676 00:41:19,979 --> 00:41:20,563 Right. 677 00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:24,484 Let's chill and have a drink. 678 00:41:24,526 --> 00:41:28,655 Maybe we can make a Plan C. 679 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,365 Plan C. 680 00:41:38,123 --> 00:41:40,750 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 681 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:43,628 I think so. 682 00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:45,839 It could work. 683 00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:50,176 You want to have a go at the swing? 684 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:53,013 You silly! We don't want to use the swing! 685 00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,348 Look behind you. 686 00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:58,184 We have a new student. Look at her. 687 00:41:59,769 --> 00:42:00,937 Ah, is that what you meant? 688 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:02,313 You're crazy. 689 00:42:02,772 --> 00:42:06,067 Everytime you open your mouth, it's to pick on me. 690 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,251 Ah, Twinkle. 691 00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:26,087 We want to propose a project. 692 00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:31,676 Don't worry, we'll make you into a star. But there are things we need you to do. 693 00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:33,720 - Please say yes. - You can do it. 694 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:36,014 We will conduct workshops. 695 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:38,058 - Like the one using the drum, right? - Yes, yes. 696 00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:39,893 Just listen to the four of us. 697 00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:40,977 You will dive. 698 00:42:47,525 --> 00:42:50,695 The truth is I know all of these. 699 00:42:51,404 --> 00:42:56,743 You just don't notice it, but I listened to all of your lessons. 700 00:43:01,122 --> 00:43:08,713 From having an ambition, why I should strive to be a pornstar. 701 00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:16,554 The proper way to make men go crazy. 702 00:43:17,013 --> 00:43:19,724 To keep the audience thrilled. 703 00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:32,696 How to ride a horse properly. 704 00:43:40,995 --> 00:43:43,748 I studied everything you don't know. 705 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,335 What you don't know, I do. 706 00:44:11,776 --> 00:44:16,865 Plan C. Initial photos: leaked photos. Check. 707 00:44:16,906 --> 00:44:17,407 Check. 708 00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:21,870 - Wet shirt, nips sticking though. Check. - Check. 709 00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:26,750 If we have photo teasers, we should also have voice teasers. 710 00:44:26,791 --> 00:44:28,418 I agree. 711 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:33,340 The audio teaser has to be something like… a little whimper. 712 00:44:33,381 --> 00:44:35,508 We used to do that back in high school. 713 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:39,054 We used casette tapes, we would play it and match the voices. 714 00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,431 You used to do that too, right, Nes? 715 00:44:41,473 --> 00:44:42,474 Pfft! 716 00:44:42,557 --> 00:44:44,601 I'm a decent woman. 717 00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:47,729 Me getting naked was purely professional work. 718 00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:49,689 Yeah right! 719 00:44:51,941 --> 00:44:53,443 Good idea. 720 00:44:55,153 --> 00:44:56,488 Audio teaser. 721 00:44:57,572 --> 00:45:00,158 We can make it seem like a phone sex. 722 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,827 Like your movie, yeah? 723 00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:05,288 And she'll send a voice recording. 724 00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:06,664 That's very sexy. 725 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:11,461 You know, the right facial expression is important. 726 00:45:11,503 --> 00:45:18,259 When you whimper and moan, you've got to have the right body language that go with it. 727 00:45:18,802 --> 00:45:23,890 And at the same time, so you get in the groove of it, you have to… 728 00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:26,768 you have to show the whites of your eyes. 729 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:29,979 Have you ever climaxed? Do you know what happens when a woman reaches climax? 730 00:45:30,021 --> 00:45:31,022 Huh? 731 00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:33,441 Her legs go stiff. 732 00:45:33,775 --> 00:45:36,152 And her back arches. 733 00:45:36,194 --> 00:45:40,156 And her fingers want to grab and scratch. 734 00:45:40,198 --> 00:45:42,409 And she bites her lips 735 00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:44,911 Sometimes you make the same sounds like when you're pooping. 736 00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:46,621 I have to agree. 737 00:45:46,996 --> 00:45:50,959 Even in the BPO industry, it's a rule of thumb. 738 00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:53,962 When you smile, you sound happy. 739 00:45:54,212 --> 00:45:57,882 The voice follows what the face is doing. 740 00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:24,576 Ah, fuck! 741 00:46:28,747 --> 00:46:32,208 Hey! Make it more intense. What the fuck. 742 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,461 - Yeah! - Okay. Intense. 743 00:46:41,926 --> 00:46:42,886 Intense. 744 00:46:42,927 --> 00:46:45,138 You sound like you're trying to scare someone, you idiot. 745 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,264 That was intense. 746 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,642 - Geez, give it your all. - Your all! Everything! 747 00:46:49,684 --> 00:46:51,019 Fine, I'm giving it all. 748 00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:52,771 Twinkle. 749 00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:10,789 Oh, hey. 750 00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:14,084 Listen to me. Curacha, The Girl Who Never Sleeps. 751 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:16,670 First day in cinemas. 77 Million, you got me? 752 00:47:16,711 --> 00:47:18,213 There were only 50 cinemas back then. 753 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,881 Watch me. 754 00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:33,395 This part is for when you're about to climax, alright. 755 00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,696 Fuck, feels so good! 756 00:47:47,617 --> 00:47:48,618 Mic test. 757 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,205 - Test. Test. - Hey! 758 00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:55,792 What are you doing? That's Mic's testes. 759 00:47:55,834 --> 00:47:57,043 Moan! 760 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:07,679 You see, I just remembered our first meeting de avance 761 00:48:07,721 --> 00:48:08,763 Fuck that! 762 00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:09,848 Start moaning! 763 00:48:09,889 --> 00:48:11,891 Fine, here I go. 764 00:48:19,315 --> 00:48:21,192 Alma Cares.. 765 00:48:39,085 --> 00:48:40,378 Great job. 766 00:48:46,801 --> 00:48:48,094 Fuck, you're so good! 767 00:48:48,678 --> 00:48:50,305 Yay! 768 00:48:51,556 --> 00:48:52,474 Good work! 769 00:48:52,515 --> 00:48:56,019 I'm going to show you something. No one's ever done this before. 770 00:48:56,061 --> 00:48:58,480 This should be in the Kama Sutra. 771 00:48:58,521 --> 00:49:01,524 This is called The Forbidden Technique! 772 00:49:02,108 --> 00:49:04,944 I call it "The Tornado!" 773 00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:23,129 Alma Cares... 774 00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:36,893 So, we have leaked photos for our initial gimmick then the audio sample. 775 00:49:36,935 --> 00:49:41,856 The interval should probably be around a week or a month, maybe two months apart. 776 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:45,819 No, it depends on the public's reaction. 777 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:49,531 When we go for one month, it's a long wait. They'll tire of it. 778 00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:52,450 Alright, fine, a week apart. 779 00:49:52,742 --> 00:49:55,453 It still depends. 780 00:49:56,287 --> 00:49:58,540 Keep the mystery. 781 00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:00,959 The art of keeping them hanging. 782 00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:03,044 Why does it feel good to be kept hanging? 783 00:50:05,755 --> 00:50:06,840 It doesn't always. 784 00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:12,637 But it produces a certain pleasures because our brains will fill in what's missing. 785 00:50:13,221 --> 00:50:16,766 You know what, I think when guys so much as hear about rape in the news, 786 00:50:17,308 --> 00:50:18,852 they'll jerk themselves off. 787 00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,812 That's how their minds work. 788 00:50:20,854 --> 00:50:25,650 When they see a girl twerking, they'll think, "cowgirl position". 789 00:50:25,942 --> 00:50:30,947 When they see a girl eating a banana, they'll think "blowjob". 790 00:50:30,989 --> 00:50:34,909 When they see a girl washing her face, they'll think "cumshot". 791 00:50:34,951 --> 00:50:38,246 That's what makes them so easy to bait. 792 00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:41,666 Huh, in fairness, Cinderella's glass slipper, 793 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:44,294 I bet it has some sexual undertones in between. 794 00:50:44,586 --> 00:50:46,588 Fetish. Keeping the prince hanging. 795 00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:53,678 So, are we all in agreement about the one week interval? 796 00:50:54,262 --> 00:50:56,639 I'm good with one week. 797 00:50:57,724 --> 00:50:58,808 Okay... 798 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:01,728 Then we'll go for audio on week two? 799 00:51:02,187 --> 00:51:06,149 Okay, week four... it should be the final week. 800 00:51:06,691 --> 00:51:08,109 Her launch. 801 00:51:08,568 --> 00:51:10,695 What about week three? 802 00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:15,867 Right, we have an audio teaser, a leaked photo, what's next? 803 00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:17,994 Video. 804 00:51:18,370 --> 00:51:19,662 Video of what? 805 00:51:20,038 --> 00:51:22,957 Like you said, the one where she's eating a banana. 806 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:26,670 Yeah? We're going to take a video of her eating as if she were performing a blowjob! 807 00:51:27,212 --> 00:51:30,423 You know what, I have a brilliant idea. 808 00:51:30,465 --> 00:51:32,801 Ever seen those Facebook tutorials? 809 00:51:33,051 --> 00:51:34,552 The ones that look like cooking shows? 810 00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:37,013 Those are getting lots and lots of attention. 811 00:51:37,055 --> 00:51:39,557 So what, we're going to make a video tutorial on doing blowjobs? 812 00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:40,600 Yes! 813 00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:44,521 It would be too vulgar to use a real penis. 814 00:51:46,398 --> 00:51:49,192 Then use an imaginary penis. 815 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:52,904 I know, let's go for ice candy. 816 00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:55,407 So it looks innocent. 817 00:51:56,574 --> 00:51:57,617 Are you with me? 818 00:51:58,076 --> 00:51:59,577 I like it better. 819 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:04,582 I'm fine with anything. Even the barrel man from Baguio? 820 00:52:04,624 --> 00:52:05,792 I'll suck on that. 821 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:08,211 Let's concur. Ice Candy. 822 00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:09,254 Okay. 823 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,965 Not that. Drop it. 824 00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:14,801 You're so annoying. You're not listening to me. 825 00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:19,222 Scroll down to the pink background. They're crazy about that look in social media. 826 00:52:19,764 --> 00:52:21,307 Heh. Do what you want. 827 00:52:21,349 --> 00:52:25,145 I'm just curious… when you were with sir Dolphy, would his penis get hard? 828 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:28,773 Oh, you don't say. It's all it ever does. 829 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:31,443 Dolphy... 830 00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:36,948 Why did you turn pale? 831 00:52:37,323 --> 00:52:40,160 - Uncle Dolphy was a kind man. - Of course. 832 00:52:40,201 --> 00:52:42,454 Are you scared? He might haunt us. 833 00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:48,293 Because we have a hard ice candy, let's start our VTR. 834 00:52:49,627 --> 00:52:57,635 But we can also give tips on how to give a felatio chick on this humble old ice candy. 835 00:52:58,678 --> 00:53:02,057 Okay, shush. Watch. This is how you do it, okay. 836 00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:06,436 Lick around the edges. 837 00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:07,896 Don't laugh, jeez. 838 00:53:07,937 --> 00:53:09,439 - You're being silly. - Just like that. 839 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,943 Pretend this ice cream... I mean ice candy is a cock. 840 00:53:14,194 --> 00:53:18,114 What do you do when ice cream drips? You lick it. 841 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:20,367 You're so good at this. 842 00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:21,868 That's how it's done. 843 00:53:23,953 --> 00:53:26,331 That's how you treat a penis. 844 00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:28,124 Ice candy! 845 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:29,209 It's the same thing. 846 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:32,087 Here, ice candy. Correct. 847 00:53:32,128 --> 00:53:34,339 You better listen up. 848 00:53:34,714 --> 00:53:40,428 Start from the bottom and work your way to the tip. 849 00:53:40,887 --> 00:53:43,348 This is how you do it. Just stare at it. 850 00:53:44,265 --> 00:53:45,767 Be quiet. You. 851 00:53:45,809 --> 00:53:48,269 - Here. - How? Show us, quick. 852 00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:51,648 God's sake! 853 00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:52,899 - I can't concentrate! - Hurry up. 854 00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,025 Teach her! 855 00:53:56,069 --> 00:53:58,154 - Is this right? - Good job! Check. 856 00:53:58,196 --> 00:54:00,240 I'm sorry, I don't know how to do this. 857 00:54:01,032 --> 00:54:02,325 This is how you do it. 858 00:54:03,993 --> 00:54:05,245 There we go. 859 00:54:05,286 --> 00:54:07,247 With feelings. Put more feelings. 860 00:54:07,288 --> 00:54:08,331 That's enough. 861 00:54:08,748 --> 00:54:10,709 - So, what. - Then, do this. 862 00:54:11,835 --> 00:54:13,878 You're going to bury it in your mouth, like so. 863 00:54:17,882 --> 00:54:20,176 When it's inside your mouth, snug. 864 00:54:20,635 --> 00:54:22,637 Just leave it there or about five to ten seconds. 865 00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:24,305 What happens when it's inside your mouth? 866 00:54:25,765 --> 00:54:27,392 - Push it deeper. - Deeper. 867 00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:28,768 It won't go any deeper. 868 00:54:29,144 --> 00:54:31,771 But I throw up easy. 869 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,481 Silly girl! 870 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:36,943 It's called a gag reflex. Christ. 871 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:41,281 You can train your throat to be desensitized... 872 00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:43,658 so you won't want to throw up. 873 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,743 Correct! 874 00:54:45,326 --> 00:54:47,078 - It's a big one. - Practice on it. 875 00:54:48,121 --> 00:54:49,998 You really know how to put it in your mouth. 876 00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:53,168 You're so good at this! 877 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,128 I'm just starting. 878 00:54:56,004 --> 00:54:58,173 What's the matter? Is it really that big? 879 00:54:58,548 --> 00:55:00,550 Do you want a dick or what? 880 00:55:00,592 --> 00:55:02,177 Ice candy! 881 00:55:02,218 --> 00:55:03,887 Pfft. This will do. 882 00:55:05,221 --> 00:55:06,848 It's soft, wrapped in plastic. 883 00:55:07,682 --> 00:55:08,808 It's as good as any dick. 884 00:56:40,442 --> 00:56:45,989 And now that we've done everything for our three weeks of uploads 885 00:56:46,031 --> 00:56:48,700 Before the final week of launching. 886 00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:54,497 We've reached the most important part of our workshop. 887 00:56:55,498 --> 00:56:58,084 We're going to talk about how to roast a pig? 888 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:01,421 Huh? Oh my god, that's not in the budget. 889 00:57:02,297 --> 00:57:04,799 Are we supposed to pay for catering, too? 890 00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:07,677 Wait, what were you thinking, Ara? 891 00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:13,475 Don't tell me our gimmick for the launch is to show Twinkle piped with a bamboo? 892 00:57:13,516 --> 00:57:17,562 Will she enter the press conference turning round and round? 893 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:20,231 Did you really have to say "piped"? 894 00:57:20,273 --> 00:57:22,275 Theatrical. I like it. 895 00:57:22,317 --> 00:57:25,028 Yeah, and you'll both be in cauldrons. 896 00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:27,572 - Watch your tongue. - You sorry lot. 897 00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:29,866 You and your crazy ideas. 898 00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:33,995 That's what you get for not undergoing training from the one and only, Papang! 899 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:35,038 That's right! 900 00:57:36,122 --> 00:57:39,668 Anyway, Osang, Nes, you'll be in charge of the preparations. 901 00:57:39,709 --> 00:57:42,420 And Maui, you're the voice of the cooking show. 902 00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:44,297 And Twinkle. 903 00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:48,218 You watch and learn! 904 00:57:48,510 --> 00:57:51,054 Watch and learn! 905 00:57:52,847 --> 00:57:56,226 Ingredients. Of course, we need… a pig. 906 00:57:56,267 --> 00:58:00,146 Make sure it's around 18 to 20 kilos. 907 00:58:00,188 --> 00:58:01,898 Mm, there. Okay. 908 00:58:02,273 --> 00:58:04,234 Next, we need salt... 909 00:58:04,567 --> 00:58:05,568 Salt. 910 00:58:05,652 --> 00:58:07,445 And black pepper. 911 00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:08,613 Black pepper. 912 00:58:08,655 --> 00:58:10,407 In Tagalog, paminta. 913 00:58:12,325 --> 00:58:17,122 And of course, let's not forget we all have this… 914 00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:20,125 soy sauce! 915 00:58:20,834 --> 00:58:25,839 For the glaze, make sure you have one bottle of clear softdrinks. 916 00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:29,259 - What's your problem? I'm thirsty! - Keep it together. 917 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,219 - You're always pulling this shit. - Killjoy. 918 00:58:33,304 --> 00:58:35,890 And for the stuffings, 919 00:58:36,474 --> 00:58:38,435 ten bundles of lemongrass, 920 00:58:43,398 --> 00:58:45,483 one fourth cup of star anise, 921 00:58:51,448 --> 00:58:55,410 six pieces of bay leaves, cut into small pieces, 922 00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:01,499 five cloves crushed garlic, 923 00:59:01,916 --> 00:59:04,252 two kilos of onion leaves, 924 00:59:08,465 --> 00:59:11,426 and of course, our favorite... 925 00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:14,721 eight pieces of half-cooked saba. 926 00:59:16,598 --> 00:59:19,267 Teach me. I've already forgotten how to do it. 927 00:59:19,517 --> 00:59:20,852 Joey didn't teach you? 928 00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:25,273 G! 929 00:59:26,858 --> 00:59:29,569 First, shave hair follicles of the pig 930 00:59:29,611 --> 00:59:31,613 and remove the innards. 931 00:59:35,825 --> 00:59:41,873 A certain sexy star... I mean, porn star has to be flawless. 932 00:59:44,209 --> 00:59:45,335 Like this. 933 00:59:53,802 --> 00:59:56,721 She should be free of innards. 934 00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:58,973 Nothing but an empty shell. 935 00:59:59,015 --> 01:00:02,560 That way, no conscience would trouble her. 936 01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:05,355 And she'll have no shame. 937 01:00:05,397 --> 01:00:09,943 So she won't say things like, "I can't take it!" 938 01:00:11,403 --> 01:00:16,282 Rinse the pig and make sure there are no more lumps of blood inside the stomach. 939 01:00:16,825 --> 01:00:18,993 She should always be hygienic. 940 01:00:19,035 --> 01:00:21,746 Always with an inviting scent about her. 941 01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:26,292 Then rub inside with salt and pepper including the body. 942 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,046 Salt, like salty tears. 943 01:00:30,422 --> 01:00:34,676 Sad experiences that add flavor to a woman. 944 01:00:38,763 --> 01:00:41,057 And of course, the black peppers... 945 01:00:41,349 --> 01:00:49,024 {\an3}which represent life expectations and ideologies that got broken and crushed to pieces. Failures in life. 946 01:00:49,357 --> 01:00:50,650 Flavorful. 947 01:00:54,779 --> 01:00:57,949 Now rub a little soy sauce on the inside, belly of the pig. 948 01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:06,291 Don't forget about this bit. This is very important. 949 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:09,669 Because all of us girls have it. 950 01:01:10,378 --> 01:01:11,546 A bit of crazy. 951 01:01:14,257 --> 01:01:16,885 Stuff the belly with saba banana. 952 01:01:18,678 --> 01:01:22,390 They represent all your sexual relations with men. 953 01:01:22,932 --> 01:01:24,601 Of course, you should know who they are. 954 01:01:25,602 --> 01:01:28,396 What they like, and what they really like. 955 01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:31,358 Ohh! These saba are so big! 956 01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:34,235 - What's with you? - Did sir Dolphy's look like this? 957 01:01:34,903 --> 01:01:36,404 Do you miss him? 958 01:01:39,574 --> 01:01:41,368 Put the star anise inside. 959 01:01:42,327 --> 01:01:48,500 The ambition, the dream. The glamour of being famous. 960 01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:56,341 It has a lot. 961 01:01:56,591 --> 01:02:00,595 And of course, don't forget, the onion green leaves and crushed garlic. 962 01:02:06,601 --> 01:02:07,811 Onion leaves. 963 01:02:08,353 --> 01:02:12,273 Things that remind you of your failures. 964 01:02:12,649 --> 01:02:15,193 As for the garlic... antiseptic. 965 01:02:15,443 --> 01:02:18,571 Your protection from intrigue and defamation. 966 01:02:18,863 --> 01:02:22,450 That way you don't lose your determination. 967 01:02:23,076 --> 01:02:25,620 And of course, the laurel leaves. 968 01:02:25,662 --> 01:02:26,705 Leaves. 969 01:02:27,330 --> 01:02:34,629 Sign of your brief education about what you are doing. That's what our workshops are for. 970 01:02:36,006 --> 01:02:39,342 Next, stuff the lemongrass in the center of the stomach. 971 01:02:41,636 --> 01:02:44,723 You should always have something up your sleeve. 972 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:48,810 So they can't easily brush you off. So they wont't get tired of you! 973 01:02:50,228 --> 01:02:51,229 Correct! 974 01:02:54,149 --> 01:02:58,361 Stitched the belly, making sure that no ingredients slip out. 975 01:03:07,078 --> 01:03:11,958 Skewer the pig with a mid-size bamboo and split roast over hot charcoal. 976 01:03:17,797 --> 01:03:22,969 While slowly roasting the pig, glaze it from time to time with sprite using a sponge. 977 01:03:23,345 --> 01:03:26,723 This will make the skin extra crispy. 978 01:03:27,515 --> 01:03:31,019 You have to listen to some criticism. 979 01:03:31,061 --> 01:03:36,608 Constructive or not, these will make you famous. 980 01:03:37,484 --> 01:03:40,987 And most of all, be patient. 981 01:03:41,237 --> 01:03:44,366 Don't be hasty, don't be too quick to act. 982 01:03:45,450 --> 01:03:47,202 Wait it out. 983 01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:50,705 Even if you are the most delicious dish. 984 01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:57,128 The most inviting look, color, beauty, and the most fragrant. 985 01:03:57,462 --> 01:04:00,423 For a lot of people, you're still nothing but a... 986 01:04:00,674 --> 01:04:02,967 No matter how much you've mastered your craft, 987 01:04:03,343 --> 01:04:06,596 no matter how much you've mastered your craft, 988 01:04:07,222 --> 01:04:10,517 people will still think you are their property. 989 01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:15,647 Something they can eat, devour, feast upon. 990 01:04:16,064 --> 01:04:20,402 You may be flawless, fragrant, scrumptious… 991 01:04:20,902 --> 01:04:22,612 but the moment you're thrown into the fire, 992 01:04:23,113 --> 01:04:26,658 you're nothing but meat. 993 01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:35,709 I'm sorry, I really can't go a day without hearing your voice. 994 01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:39,004 But didn't I tell you I'll call you first? 995 01:04:40,171 --> 01:04:43,133 Yes, but Twinkle, I need your answer now. 996 01:04:45,176 --> 01:04:50,390 Just hold tight. I'm not sure about my decisions yet. 997 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:54,269 What about our plans? I need to know. 998 01:04:57,731 --> 01:05:00,025 Please, can you be more patient? 999 01:05:46,738 --> 01:05:47,739 Here she is. 1000 01:05:47,781 --> 01:05:48,907 Here comes Twinkle. 1001 01:05:48,948 --> 01:05:50,784 Twinkle, we're live now. 1002 01:05:50,825 --> 01:05:54,245 Say hi to your fans in Paranaque! 1003 01:05:54,287 --> 01:05:56,247 Here we are. 1004 01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:57,957 Hi, Ms. Twinkle! 1005 01:05:57,999 --> 01:06:00,210 Hello, my little stars. How are you? 1006 01:06:00,251 --> 01:06:02,420 You should be going on FB live more often. 1007 01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:04,881 Because you already have 1 million subscribers! 1008 01:06:04,923 --> 01:06:08,009 It will really make your followers happy, Ms. Twinkle! 1009 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:08,551 He's right! 1010 01:06:08,593 --> 01:06:11,805 - And you can talk to your fans too. - Oh, yeah. 1011 01:06:11,846 --> 01:06:13,473 We support you! 1012 01:06:13,515 --> 01:06:15,892 - We're really excited! - Yes! 1013 01:06:16,184 --> 01:06:17,477 They seem really excited. 1014 01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:18,687 Look. 1015 01:06:19,145 --> 01:06:22,816 Listen here, Twinkle. Just imagine. 1016 01:06:22,857 --> 01:06:25,151 We're preparing for your launch tomorrow. 1017 01:06:25,193 --> 01:06:28,071 And I'm pretty sure, your fans will have all sorts of questions. 1018 01:06:28,530 --> 01:06:29,989 We already went over that. 1019 01:06:30,365 --> 01:06:33,993 Wait, won't we be joining her FB live? 1020 01:06:34,619 --> 01:06:39,833 Right, my friends over at Paranaque will be waiting for me for sure. 1021 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,836 Alright fine, here's what we'll do. 1022 01:06:42,877 --> 01:06:46,339 Let's all join her at the start. 1023 01:06:46,381 --> 01:06:50,427 But Twinkle will be the one to address her online fans. 1024 01:06:50,468 --> 01:06:52,345 - Is that alright? - Go! 1025 01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:54,597 - Okay, let's just make the introductions. - Let's do this! 1026 01:06:54,639 --> 01:06:57,809 Hold on, let's fix the light so we look pretty. 1027 01:06:57,851 --> 01:06:58,977 Okay! Let's go! 1028 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:01,062 - Go on then, click it. - We're going live, alright? 1029 01:07:01,396 --> 01:07:02,647 Okay. 1030 01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,984 - There we go. - Hello, little stars! 1031 01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:11,614 You might be wondering why all four of us are with Twinkle today! 1032 01:07:11,656 --> 01:07:18,538 {\an3}And of course, just like each and every one of you, we are here to support our newest bombshell! 1033 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:26,171 And like you, we're excited for Twinkle's media conference tomorrow. 1034 01:07:26,212 --> 01:07:32,177 So keep your questions coming but we'll save the shoutouts for later, okay? 1035 01:07:32,969 --> 01:07:35,638 Let's start reading some questions. 1036 01:07:36,056 --> 01:07:37,057 Here's our first one. 1037 01:07:37,265 --> 01:07:41,561 Hi, Twinkle. I just want to ask about your skincare and also the aunties'. 1038 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:43,855 Who are you calling an auntie? 1039 01:07:44,647 --> 01:07:47,650 So, guys, my skincare is nothing special. 1040 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:52,447 Facial wash, at night I apply some toner and moisturizer before I go to bed. 1041 01:07:54,491 --> 01:07:56,785 You know what, I did the same thing when I was starting out. 1042 01:07:56,826 --> 01:08:02,290 But now I go to Allura Face and Body. You can find it in Quezon City. 1043 01:08:02,332 --> 01:08:06,044 And I used my own beauty products calle Ara Secret 1044 01:08:06,086 --> 01:08:10,882 which you can buy at arasecret.com and we ship worldwide. 1045 01:08:10,924 --> 01:08:13,635 You can also apply to be a distributor, 1046 01:08:13,677 --> 01:08:19,516 regional business partner, and reseller. Just visit arasecret.com 1047 01:08:19,557 --> 01:08:21,059 Contact us. 1048 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,394 That's all, okay. 1049 01:08:22,435 --> 01:08:25,230 Me, I go to European Aesthetics. 1050 01:08:25,271 --> 01:08:27,565 That's by Doctora Doris Velasco. 1051 01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:32,153 And uh, all their products are imported from Belgium so you will love it there. 1052 01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:35,573 They have an RF called Nanic RF. 1053 01:08:35,615 --> 01:08:37,450 That's my favorite treatment. 1054 01:08:37,701 --> 01:08:40,912 At the same time, I also use my own products. 1055 01:08:40,954 --> 01:08:42,580 I also have a skincare line. 1056 01:08:42,622 --> 01:08:44,541 You can find us on Instagram. 1057 01:08:44,582 --> 01:08:48,461 Just type natureskinsecret. That's all for me. 1058 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:55,885 As for me, Doctora Anna Montesa attends me in her Morato clinic. 1059 01:08:55,927 --> 01:09:00,598 She's the one who injects me with stemcell and RF, too. 1060 01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:06,354 So as you ca see, even at my age, I don't look too shabby. 1061 01:09:06,396 --> 01:09:08,440 Alma Cares, am I right? 1062 01:09:12,902 --> 01:09:17,824 To manage my fats, I undergo this thing called cryoscrystals. 1063 01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:20,660 - It's a kind of non-invasive liposuction... - Oh, okay. 1064 01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:21,953 They freeze the fats. 1065 01:09:21,995 --> 01:09:23,621 - Hmmm. - Yes. 1066 01:09:24,122 --> 01:09:28,918 So you've heard all of our skincare routine. Let's move on to the next question. 1067 01:09:29,502 --> 01:09:33,131 Hi, Twinkle. Is pink the color of your… 1068 01:09:36,468 --> 01:09:37,886 No, let's pick this one. 1069 01:09:37,927 --> 01:09:42,140 Hi, Twinkle. I want to ask what your favorite position is... 1070 01:09:43,975 --> 01:09:46,478 - Maui, Maui. Look at this. - What? 1071 01:09:47,062 --> 01:09:48,688 "Is that Maui Taylor?" 1072 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:52,817 - "She doesn't look like she aged at all." - Wow! 1073 01:09:52,859 --> 01:09:55,362 "Her face still looks like it's been waxed." 1074 01:09:55,403 --> 01:09:57,530 "Don't stick around that bitch, Twinkle." 1075 01:09:57,781 --> 01:10:00,825 "She has an attitude problem. Feeling famous." 1076 01:10:00,867 --> 01:10:03,203 Ah, you think I have an attitude problem? 1077 01:10:03,453 --> 01:10:05,747 - Well, fuck you. - Shh. Hey! 1078 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:09,709 {\an3}- I'm going to show you who's got an attitude problem! - We're live online. 1079 01:10:10,168 --> 01:10:10,960 Fuck you! 1080 01:10:11,002 --> 01:10:13,129 I will find you on Facebook... 1081 01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:16,841 and when I see you, I will break you face, you fucker. 1082 01:10:18,635 --> 01:10:19,928 Wait, here's another one. 1083 01:10:20,679 --> 01:10:24,724 - Look, big sis Osang. You also have an admirer. - What does it say? Quick, read it. 1084 01:10:24,766 --> 01:10:25,767 - Here's what it says. - I can't see. 1085 01:10:25,809 --> 01:10:28,144 "Is that Rosana Roces?" 1086 01:10:28,186 --> 01:10:31,731 "Why does she look like that? She's gotten so fat!" 1087 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:34,609 "She put on so much weight!" 1088 01:10:35,610 --> 01:10:37,445 "It makes me sick!" 1089 01:10:38,071 --> 01:10:40,448 "That's what you call karma." 1090 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:42,492 "Keep stuffing your face!" 1091 01:10:42,534 --> 01:10:46,621 Fuck you! My butthole looks better than you! 1092 01:10:46,663 --> 01:10:47,706 Osang! Osang! 1093 01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:49,541 Wait, wait. I got something. 1094 01:10:49,582 --> 01:10:50,875 Move over there. 1095 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,293 Move! Move! 1096 01:10:53,294 --> 01:10:54,295 Who? 1097 01:10:54,879 --> 01:10:57,340 Who are you calling a moron? 1098 01:10:57,382 --> 01:10:58,842 Hey! I will have you know, 1099 01:10:59,134 --> 01:11:01,511 I was the one who set up this live stream! 1100 01:11:02,303 --> 01:11:06,850 And what's your basis? For saying I'm stupid? 1101 01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:10,812 Because I pretend to not speak English fluently? 1102 01:11:10,854 --> 01:11:13,648 You bastard! It's called Imaging. 1103 01:11:13,690 --> 01:11:15,316 Packaging! 1104 01:11:15,942 --> 01:11:21,197 If I want to speak in English, you know 1105 01:11:21,239 --> 01:11:26,494 With no… no wrong gr... 1106 01:11:26,536 --> 01:11:27,537 You son of a bitch! 1107 01:11:27,912 --> 01:11:30,248 I prefer not to speak in English but I can if I want to! 1108 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:31,541 Fuck you! 1109 01:11:34,878 --> 01:11:36,046 Fuck these bashers. 1110 01:11:36,629 --> 01:11:37,672 Is it gone? 1111 01:11:45,847 --> 01:11:49,642 At least I experienced what it's like to be beautiful. 1112 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:56,483 I was sexy, I was fantasized upon, and thousands of horny men jacked off to me! 1113 01:11:57,525 --> 01:11:58,860 What's that bashes got to show for? 1114 01:11:58,902 --> 01:12:01,654 Shit, he's probably not even getting laid! 1115 01:12:03,615 --> 01:12:06,117 Hey, all of you. 1116 01:12:06,451 --> 01:12:09,329 Jeez, you're so sensitive. 1117 01:12:09,746 --> 01:12:17,504 You know, every little thing you do, fans will always have an opinion about it. 1118 01:12:17,545 --> 01:12:19,381 What the fuck? Fans? 1119 01:12:20,131 --> 01:12:21,132 You call those fans? 1120 01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:27,013 Back then, they would hang flowers around our necks! 1121 01:12:27,305 --> 01:12:30,892 They don't talk down on us, curse at us. 1122 01:12:31,226 --> 01:12:34,354 What's wrong with you? Maui only meant that... 1123 01:12:34,771 --> 01:12:41,361 {\an3}Bashers and supporters are all the same. Anyone who gives you the time of day is considered a fan. 1124 01:12:41,403 --> 01:12:46,241 They contribute to these views and engagement. 1125 01:12:46,282 --> 01:12:49,661 Sometimes, they're the ones that make it viral. 1126 01:12:50,995 --> 01:12:52,622 Fuck being viral. 1127 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:56,126 I'd rather get low views than be judged like that. 1128 01:12:57,419 --> 01:13:00,922 Just because we work in front of the camera 1129 01:13:00,964 --> 01:13:05,593 and they pay to watch us, does that mean they have the right to insult us? 1130 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:07,595 What they pay us is nothing. 1131 01:13:08,930 --> 01:13:11,141 Does paying give them the right to swear at us? 1132 01:13:11,182 --> 01:13:15,228 Just because we're has-beens? 1133 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:18,898 Hey Nes, I'm not a has-been, alright. You're the has-been. 1134 01:13:21,401 --> 01:13:24,779 I thought I was the only idiot in this room 1135 01:13:24,821 --> 01:13:26,906 but you're worse than me. 1136 01:13:26,948 --> 01:13:28,950 You can't even accept reality. 1137 01:13:28,992 --> 01:13:33,246 If I'm not famous anymore, why do I still get cast in TV series? 1138 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,542 You're not famous anymore. What kind of roles do you get? 1139 01:13:39,169 --> 01:13:40,170 Mother roles! 1140 01:13:41,838 --> 01:13:44,591 Mother roles! That's how you know. 1141 01:13:44,632 --> 01:13:47,761 What, getting mother roles doesn't mean I'm not famous. 1142 01:13:47,802 --> 01:13:49,596 You're not! You're a nobody! 1143 01:13:49,971 --> 01:13:50,722 You're a nobody! 1144 01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:54,225 Hey! Excuse me. I'm not a nobody. 1145 01:13:54,851 --> 01:13:57,979 I have die-hard fans. There's tons of them. 1146 01:13:58,021 --> 01:14:02,525 Besides, I'm a public servant. I work in public servant! 1147 01:14:02,567 --> 01:14:03,902 That's right. 1148 01:14:03,943 --> 01:14:06,613 The reason you ran for office is because you're not famous anymore. 1149 01:14:06,654 --> 01:14:08,239 Fuck you, if I'm a nobody, then you're not any better. 1150 01:14:08,281 --> 01:14:10,325 We are all nobodies! 1151 01:14:11,576 --> 01:14:13,745 We are all nobodies! 1152 01:14:14,579 --> 01:14:17,248 It's her turn now. 1153 01:14:20,126 --> 01:14:22,712 We're done, Osang. 1154 01:14:23,380 --> 01:14:25,173 We're done, Nes. 1155 01:14:26,841 --> 01:14:30,011 They've already used us up as much as they could. 1156 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:36,059 The only thing left that they can do... 1157 01:14:37,477 --> 01:14:40,188 is to compare us to the new ones. 1158 01:14:42,232 --> 01:14:44,859 We've long budded and bloomed. 1159 01:14:46,152 --> 01:14:47,654 Don't you know that? 1160 01:14:49,739 --> 01:14:51,991 They've plucked out all our petals. 1161 01:14:53,201 --> 01:14:57,080 We've shown them everything, they sniffed the last whiffs of our scents. 1162 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:05,338 Our aroma has faded, gone is our fragrance Our careers are over. 1163 01:15:05,922 --> 01:15:07,674 We're not fresh anymore. 1164 01:15:09,009 --> 01:15:10,552 We're rotting. 1165 01:15:15,682 --> 01:15:22,814 If we were flowers, we'd be all dried up. 1166 01:15:26,568 --> 01:15:32,032 They won't even offer us to the dead. 1167 01:15:33,658 --> 01:15:37,203 We're dried up flowers. 1168 01:15:43,168 --> 01:15:46,963 We've all become dead flowers. 1169 01:16:08,401 --> 01:16:14,783 Oh, how fragrant Oh, how fragrant this flower is. 1170 01:16:15,116 --> 01:16:21,790 When I take a whiff, when I take a whiff. When I take a whiff, what pleasure! 1171 01:16:22,374 --> 01:16:26,169 Fragrant, so fragrant, feels so good, feels so good. 1172 01:16:26,586 --> 01:16:29,756 To smell the flower. 1173 01:16:31,549 --> 01:16:34,719 Oh, it's so big, so big. 1174 01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:38,139 Oh, how big this flower is. 1175 01:16:38,181 --> 01:16:42,018 Oh, it's so red, so red. 1176 01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:45,355 Oh, how red this flower is. 1177 01:16:45,605 --> 01:16:53,279 So big and so red the color of the flower. 1178 01:16:54,906 --> 01:16:58,576 The flower blooms, and in comes the queen. 1179 01:16:58,618 --> 01:17:01,705 She'll dance the cha-cha, what a joy! What a joy! 1180 01:17:01,746 --> 01:17:05,041 Boom-ti-ya-ya, Boom-ti-ya-ya, boom-ye-ye. 1181 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:09,087 Boom-ti-ya-ya, Boom-ti-ya-ya, boom-ye-ye. 1182 01:17:12,298 --> 01:17:15,135 Oh, it's so thick, so thick. 1183 01:17:15,176 --> 01:17:18,346 Oh, how thick this flower feels. 1184 01:17:18,763 --> 01:17:25,603 There are tiny ones. There are smelly flowers, too. 1185 01:17:25,895 --> 01:17:29,858 There are thick ones, there are wispy ones. 1186 01:17:29,899 --> 01:17:33,111 Flowers of different kinds. 1187 01:17:35,071 --> 01:17:38,658 The flower blooms, and in comes the queen. 1188 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:41,995 She'll dance the cha-cha, what a joy! What a joy! 1189 01:17:42,037 --> 01:17:45,790 Boom-ti-ya-ya, Boom-ti-ya-ya, boom-ye-ye. 1190 01:17:45,832 --> 01:17:50,086 Boom-ti-ya-ya, Boom-ti-ya-ya, boom-ye-ye. 1191 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:59,137 We need flowers in our lives. 1192 01:17:59,554 --> 01:18:05,477 To make the world more colorful. 1193 01:18:05,727 --> 01:18:10,315 Flowers, flowers. 1194 01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:13,360 We need flowers in our lives. 1195 01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:19,282 Make sure everything looks good. 1196 01:18:26,414 --> 01:18:27,415 How? 1197 01:18:29,167 --> 01:18:30,168 Cheers. 1198 01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:28,328 - Make sure everything looks good. - Yes, ma'am. 1199 01:20:30,872 --> 01:20:31,956 There you go. 1200 01:20:32,874 --> 01:20:33,958 Very nice. 1201 01:20:36,419 --> 01:20:37,420 Okay. 1202 01:21:13,164 --> 01:21:17,085 What? Why are you screaming? You're so loud! It's so early! 1203 01:21:17,127 --> 01:21:18,086 What's the matter? 1204 01:21:18,128 --> 01:21:22,132 I was awake, I was just collecting my thoughts. 1205 01:21:22,424 --> 01:21:26,011 Somebody was collecting her thoughts without us knowing. 1206 01:21:26,052 --> 01:21:27,012 Huh? 1207 01:21:27,053 --> 01:21:28,054 Who? 1208 01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:30,515 She sent me this. 1209 01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:34,102 Looks like she recorded us when we were drunk. 1210 01:21:37,272 --> 01:21:42,193 My dear sisters, I'm apologizing right off the bat for what I am about to tell you. 1211 01:21:44,112 --> 01:21:47,282 And if we ever cross paths again, 1212 01:21:49,075 --> 01:21:51,453 I'm sure you'll either pretend I don't exist 1213 01:21:52,495 --> 01:21:54,456 or slap me across the face. 1214 01:21:56,958 --> 01:22:00,462 But I know, you will understand me. 1215 01:22:24,652 --> 01:22:28,531 Even before we began with our project, 1216 01:22:29,532 --> 01:22:32,202 I had been carrying a child in my womb. 1217 01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:47,509 But that did not stop me from pursuing my dream of becoming like you. 1218 01:22:59,020 --> 01:23:05,485 I told myself, I will never fail you. 1219 01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:11,408 And so I had planned to get rid of it before the presscon. 1220 01:23:22,544 --> 01:23:26,464 I also planned to break up with my boyfriend; 1221 01:23:28,842 --> 01:23:31,928 I thought maybe he would get in the way of my career. 1222 01:23:32,429 --> 01:23:38,435 Besides, I was getting sick of him asking my opinion on everything, 1223 01:23:38,476 --> 01:23:41,896 until I realized that's actually a good thing. 1224 01:23:49,195 --> 01:23:54,367 I also remembered my friends and relatives at the foundation 1225 01:23:54,409 --> 01:23:58,079 when Miss Ness made me do some video greetings. 1226 01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:01,082 There are people who are relying on me 1227 01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:08,715 But don't worry. When I get back, I'll have a surprise for all of you. 1228 01:24:09,090 --> 01:24:11,676 Of course, you will love it. I know you've been working so hard. 1229 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:19,976 Hello, Maja. Have you eaten? 1230 01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:25,940 But when I was about to drink the medicine, 1231 01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:38,703 I heard Miss Osang talking with her daughter and granddaughter 1232 01:24:45,877 --> 01:24:52,467 so it occurred to me that I hope I could finish school, study and graduate. 1233 01:24:53,134 --> 01:25:01,142 {\an3}I think it would be nice to have something to be proud of, not just to everyone but also to myself… 1234 01:25:02,227 --> 01:25:04,521 just like you sister Ara. 1235 01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:11,903 But it got me thinking, I'm on the right path. 1236 01:25:12,195 --> 01:25:18,493 Like I was saying, I want to become like you, 1237 01:25:18,535 --> 01:25:21,496 but maybe I could skip through most of it, 1238 01:25:22,038 --> 01:25:24,666 because you've paved the way for me, 1239 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:28,420 and my eyes are set on my destination. 1240 01:25:29,546 --> 01:25:33,842 I know you won't appreciate losing your investment, 1241 01:25:34,384 --> 01:25:37,971 and you might not think all our hardwork will have been wasted, 1242 01:25:38,221 --> 01:25:45,562 but if I'm going to be honest, I think you've made a great success out of me. 1243 01:25:46,187 --> 01:25:51,192 You taught me how to conduct myself, 1244 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:55,905 to be a living dream to aspire to. 1245 01:25:55,947 --> 01:25:57,615 And more importantly, 1246 01:26:02,370 --> 01:26:06,291 you taught me how to go after my own dreams. 1247 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:40,492 Hold on! 1248 01:27:01,805 --> 01:27:03,640 Note: For the Mommy 1249 01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:28,373 Note: For the Baby 1250 01:27:52,230 --> 01:27:53,898 There she is. She got it. 1251 01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:55,358 - She's seen it? - Yes. 1252 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,943 - Hey. - She got the cheque. 1253 01:27:56,985 --> 01:27:58,111 I'm telling you, Ara. 1254 01:27:58,611 --> 01:27:59,988 You better pay me back. 1255 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:03,408 - Yeah, yeah, I'll pay. - Look at you. What are you moaning about? 1256 01:28:03,450 --> 01:28:05,160 We got to help her. 1257 01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:09,497 What do we do now? Where are we supposed to find a new pornstar to train? 1258 01:28:09,539 --> 01:28:11,541 - Exactly! - What do you mean "where"? 1259 01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:13,376 They will come to us! 1260 01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:17,881 Ahh, you mean we'll be holding auditions? 1261 01:28:18,256 --> 01:28:20,342 - Yes! - Oh, I like the sound of that! 1262 01:28:20,383 --> 01:28:21,301 Right? 1263 01:28:21,343 --> 01:28:22,510 The search 1264 01:28:22,927 --> 01:28:23,928 for the next 1265 01:28:24,554 --> 01:28:28,058 Philippine Pornstar! 1266 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:30,852 Pretty grand, yeah? 1267 01:28:30,894 --> 01:28:32,771 - I like that. - But gosh, 1268 01:28:32,812 --> 01:28:34,564 She's still skinny, huh? 1269 01:28:34,606 --> 01:28:36,483 - Even with a big tummy. - Yeah. 1270 01:28:36,983 --> 01:28:38,860 If she ate all that iced candy, she'll blow up like a balloon. 1271 01:28:38,902 --> 01:28:39,903 Are you sure?