1
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Cease fire! Cease fire! Heads up!

2
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Man down! Cease fire!

3
00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:48,817
Stupid motherfucker!

4
00:04:08,437 --> 00:04:09,605
<i>Sí.</i>

5
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What's up, Sylvia?

6
00:06:46,175 --> 00:06:48,428
Cute little outfit.

7
00:06:48,428 --> 00:06:50,012
You look nice.

8
00:06:50,012 --> 00:06:51,013
Mike's in the bedroom.

9
00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:52,098
Yeah?

10
00:06:55,017 --> 00:06:59,105
Man, I said you look nice.

11
00:06:59,105 --> 00:07:01,858
I have a court appearance, Jim.

12
00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:04,026
Well, you just give 'em hell.

13
00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,529
Hey.

14
00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:12,452
Spiffy duds, huh?

15
00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:15,788
You look like a gift-Wrapped turd.

16
00:07:15,788 --> 00:07:17,623
Now please leave me alone.
I have to concentrate.

17
00:07:17,623 --> 00:07:19,459
I have two filings
and a deposition today.

18
00:07:19,459 --> 00:07:21,127
Play nice, kids.

19
00:07:23,129 --> 00:07:24,130
What up, dog?

20
00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:26,215
Nothing. Just got back. Cool. Cool.

21
00:07:26,215 --> 00:07:27,717
How was Mexico, dog?

22
00:07:27,717 --> 00:07:30,136
Oh, it was a dream, man.

23
00:07:31,804 --> 00:07:33,222
Loving my woman. Right.

24
00:07:33,222 --> 00:07:34,974
That's it. I'm out of here.

25
00:07:34,974 --> 00:07:37,810
Those are copies of your resumé.

26
00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:38,895
Pass them out like candy.

27
00:07:38,895 --> 00:07:40,313
'Cause I can always print up more.

28
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And just call me if
anything happens, okay?

29
00:07:43,565 --> 00:07:44,983
And no drinking.

30
00:07:46,318 --> 00:07:47,486
Come on, baby, be cool.

31
00:07:47,486 --> 00:07:48,737
Honey, I'm serious.

32
00:07:48,737 --> 00:07:50,906
No drinking. Okay?

33
00:07:50,906 --> 00:07:53,241
I love you. I love you, too.

34
00:07:54,743 --> 00:07:57,412
Good luck.

35
00:07:59,331 --> 00:08:00,665
Your suit's fine, okay?

36
00:08:05,587 --> 00:08:08,340
Dude, she called me
a gift-Wrapped turd.

37
00:08:09,674 --> 00:08:10,926
Don't be fucking with her, dude.

38
00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:12,761
She's pissed.

39
00:08:12,761 --> 00:08:14,262
Why is she on the warpath? Dog...

40
00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,349
I didn't look for work yesterday, dude.

41
00:08:17,349 --> 00:08:20,185
Sold some of her CDs,
bought a couple of 40s

42
00:08:20,185 --> 00:08:22,020
And a pack of GPCs.

43
00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,188
Caught a buzz and watched

44
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My Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes.

45
00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:27,442
That's on you, homie.

46
00:08:27,442 --> 00:08:29,694
We didn't even hang yesterday.

47
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I was out of the country.

48
00:08:31,196 --> 00:08:33,198
So? My old lady still
thinks it's your fault.

49
00:08:33,198 --> 00:08:34,449
Huh? Huh? Hmm?

50
00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:36,451
Come on, dude, let's
get the fuck out of here

51
00:08:36,451 --> 00:08:37,702
And find my ass some employment.

52
00:08:37,702 --> 00:08:39,121
It's cool you driving me around?

53
00:08:39,121 --> 00:08:40,705
Yeah, dude, it's cool. It's no trouble.

54
00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,543
<i>Here, asshole.</i>

55
00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:46,877
Breakfast.

56
00:08:46,877 --> 00:08:48,713
Oh... ho, ho...

57
00:08:48,713 --> 00:08:49,713
Dog.

58
00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,550
<i>No pisto for me, dude.</i>

59
00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,719
Today's a no-Pounding
day. You heard the woman.

60
00:08:54,719 --> 00:08:56,554
Good. More for me.

61
00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:01,058
Fuck it.

62
00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:03,894
<i>Salud. Salud.</i>

63
00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:09,066
Man, hope they put me in
the next class or I'm fucked.

64
00:09:09,066 --> 00:09:10,901
I can't pay my rent.

65
00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:13,904
Landlady's about to
pull a gauge on my ass.

66
00:09:13,904 --> 00:09:16,407
What happened to all that money
you saved in the army, dude?

67
00:09:16,407 --> 00:09:19,326
The tax-Free shit?

68
00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,163
Man, bro, this fucking
ride cleaned me out.

69
00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:23,914
I guess we drank up the rest.

70
00:09:23,914 --> 00:09:25,583
Dumb ass.

71
00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,753
Cops better start paying you, dude.

72
00:09:28,753 --> 00:09:30,254
You spend enough fucking time with them.

73
00:09:30,254 --> 00:09:32,673
They better start kicking
me down some paychecks, man.

74
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,842
They got me hopping
through hoops, you know?

75
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,178
"Come in for a test."
"Come back in two weeks."

76
00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:39,013
Another test, another two weeks.

77
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,514
Fuck.

78
00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:41,599
Shit gets real,

79
00:09:41,599 --> 00:09:42,933
You be hating life.

80
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,935
Party time will be over.

81
00:09:44,935 --> 00:09:47,687
Dude, you don't know how much

82
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,773
I'm looking forward to this shit.

83
00:09:49,773 --> 00:09:52,108
You know, I'll be super recruit.

84
00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,985
I was jumping out of choppers

85
00:09:53,985 --> 00:09:55,278
In the mountains, taking down

86
00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:58,281
Hard motherfuckers, you know?

87
00:09:58,281 --> 00:10:01,034
I'll be laughing my way
through LAPD's reindeer games.

88
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,787
Shit, they're gonna love me.

89
00:10:03,787 --> 00:10:06,122
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
fucking love them, dude.

90
00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:08,208
Ah, fuck you.

91
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,627
I'm going to love my old lady.

92
00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:12,462
I'm gonna marry homegirl.

93
00:10:13,797 --> 00:10:15,131
Import her ass.

94
00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,633
Oh, come on, man.

95
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,134
Dude, what happened to all the honeys

96
00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,928
We were gonna pimp with your badge, dog?

97
00:10:19,928 --> 00:10:20,970
You're fucking up the plan.

98
00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:23,390
I've been thinking, you know?

99
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,642
Love's about sacrifice.

100
00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:28,686
Only true measure of it.

101
00:10:28,686 --> 00:10:30,230
What would you do for Sylvia?

102
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,900
Get a job.

103
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,819
Mm... Nine to fucking five.

104
00:10:35,819 --> 00:10:37,654
Yeah.

105
00:10:37,654 --> 00:10:39,155
That's love.

106
00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:52,084
Hey.

107
00:10:56,588 --> 00:11:00,092
Good morning.

108
00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,513
So when do you officially

109
00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:06,265
Hand your ass over to the Man?

110
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:10,185
"Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to inform...

111
00:11:12,479 --> 00:11:14,606
I had two beers, right?

112
00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:16,024
Yeah.

113
00:11:16,024 --> 00:11:17,359
Going fucking blind or something.

114
00:11:17,359 --> 00:11:19,361
Okay, this letter says, quoting...

115
00:11:19,361 --> 00:11:24,700
"No longer eligible as a
police officer candidate."

116
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,244
What the fuck does that mean?

117
00:11:27,244 --> 00:11:29,288
Come on, dude.

118
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,957
"No longer eligible"? I mean,
what does that sound like?

119
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,208
They pulled the plug, dude.

120
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,288
No, no...

121
00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:38,839
Why?

122
00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:42,217
Oh, man, I'll bet you...

123
00:11:42,217 --> 00:11:44,303
I'll bet you it's because I'm white.

124
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,472
I bet it's because you're a dick.

125
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,222
No, no, no, Mike, you don't understand.

126
00:11:48,222 --> 00:11:50,058
I am fucked.

127
00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,060
I got to get married.

128
00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:56,064
Okay? INS won't let
me bring Marta across

129
00:11:56,064 --> 00:11:57,482
Unless I got employment.

130
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,566
I promised her.

131
00:11:58,566 --> 00:12:00,401
This fucks up my plan.

132
00:12:00,401 --> 00:12:02,737
This is fucking bullshit, okay?

133
00:12:02,737 --> 00:12:05,239
This... these fucking assholes...

134
00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:08,576
These fucking assholes!

135
00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:10,244
What the fuck is their problem, man?!

136
00:12:10,244 --> 00:12:15,333
This is fucking typical
cop hate game bullshit!

137
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,251
Yo, yo, fucking chill, Magilla Gorilla.

138
00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:18,669
I mean you're trippin', dude.

139
00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:19,754
Hey, what the fuck

140
00:12:19,754 --> 00:12:21,005
Are you looking at, asshole?!

141
00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:23,758
Fucking dick.

142
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:24,759
Yo, yo,

143
00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,844
Jim, Jim...

144
00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:29,263
I'm gonna fucking kick your
teeth down your puke hole!

145
00:12:30,431 --> 00:12:31,766
You fucking want some?

146
00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:35,019
Jim, Jim, dude.

147
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:36,270
Kick back, dude.

148
00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,940
The fucking light is green.
Get the fuck in the car.

149
00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,274
Man, fuck. You're going to catch

150
00:12:40,274 --> 00:12:41,442
A case doing that shit, man.

151
00:12:41,442 --> 00:12:42,693
What the fuck were you doing?

152
00:12:42,693 --> 00:12:44,529
Fuck the LAPD, man.

153
00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:46,531
What's up with Pasadena,
Pomona, Santa Ana and all that?

154
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,449
Oh, no, fuck the sticks.

155
00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:50,450
L.A. City's the shit.

156
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,119
Hey, Sheriff's Department.

157
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,788
It's good enough for the INS
and still basically L.A., right?

158
00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:59,042
Yeah, Sheriff's Department, yeah.

159
00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:02,295
They make you work the
jails the first two years

160
00:13:02,295 --> 00:13:03,380
Or something.

161
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,798
I could be cracking heads

162
00:13:04,798 --> 00:13:06,633
Up at the Honor Ranch.

163
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,970
I'll give 'em a call, start testing.

164
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:12,139
Yeah.

165
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,557
That's right.

166
00:13:13,557 --> 00:13:17,076
Yo, it's just a minor setback, right?

167
00:13:17,076 --> 00:13:18,895
Quit tripping, dude.

168
00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:21,064
Shit.

169
00:13:21,064 --> 00:13:24,234
Hey, you know what I want to do?

170
00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:25,819
What?

171
00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:28,822
I want to get fucked up.

172
00:13:28,822 --> 00:13:30,490
Me, too, man.

173
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,326
I got to find a job and
placate my baby, you know.

174
00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:35,162
Sylvia's going to kick your ass?

175
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,830
Come on, big man, she'll be cool.

176
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:37,790
Come on.

177
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:50,676
Bye, Nicole. Bye.

178
00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:58,184
Let me get a couple of
singles, too, please.

179
00:13:58,184 --> 00:14:00,186
Sorry, you buy whole pack.

180
00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:02,104
Be cool, dude.

181
00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,355
If I buy a whole pack

182
00:14:03,355 --> 00:14:05,024
I'm gonna want to smoke it.

183
00:14:05,024 --> 00:14:07,359
I just want a couple
of smokes with my beer.

184
00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:09,111
City give me $1,500 ticket.

185
00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:10,112
No more.

186
00:14:33,386 --> 00:14:34,553
Asshole.

187
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:57,492
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.

188
00:14:57,492 --> 00:14:58,910
Oh, shit.

189
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,662
That fucking gangster, man.

190
00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:03,498
Homeboy just ran a
six second four-Forty.

191
00:15:03,498 --> 00:15:06,251
Damn, the chino looked
fucking pissed, man.

192
00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,169
You think we'll be
able to go back there?

193
00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:10,004
I hate that shit.

194
00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:12,924
Fuckin' chino lookin' at us
like we were gonna bust him?

195
00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:14,926
Come on, dude. We're wearin' suits, man.

196
00:15:14,926 --> 00:15:16,261
We totally look like cops.

197
00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:17,929
He said he got fined for that shit.

198
00:15:17,929 --> 00:15:19,180
He was just being cautious.

199
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:23,518
<i>Well, we got pisto, we got frajos.</i>

200
00:15:23,518 --> 00:15:25,603
Only one thing missin'.

201
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:30,108
Oh, yeah, I mean besides bitches, man.

202
00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:32,444
<i>Yesca? Mm-Hmm.</i>

203
00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:34,112
Bingo.

204
00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:36,448
I need to feel some reefer madness.

205
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,284
You sure you want to
score some bud, dude?

206
00:15:39,284 --> 00:15:41,453
You haven't smoked out
since like forever, man.

207
00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:45,040
I said I want to get fucked up, man.

208
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,791
Fuck this purity bullshit.

209
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:51,212
Yeah... fuck purity.

210
00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:55,799
Aw, man, look at this zero-Head, dog.

211
00:15:55,799 --> 00:15:56,967
Stupid-Ass cholo.

212
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,302
Look at that.

213
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,638
That dude's slangin', dog.

214
00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:05,059
Want to get a dime?

215
00:16:05,059 --> 00:16:08,228
No, I want it all.

216
00:16:14,401 --> 00:16:16,320
Go for the stash, man.

217
00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:25,662
Whoa, go, go, go.

218
00:16:25,662 --> 00:16:27,331
Hey, hey, yo, yo.

219
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,500
That's my shit!

220
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,251
Fuck.

221
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,671
Outstanding.

222
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,258
That shit was slick.

223
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,344
That motherfucker just got schooled.

224
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,429
Bitch-Ass cholo.

225
00:16:42,429 --> 00:16:44,014
Check this shit out, huh? Yeah.

226
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,350
Nice motherfucking haul.
You see that shit, huh?

227
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,186
Mm. It's not laced either.

228
00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:50,187
Smell that shit.

229
00:16:50,187 --> 00:16:51,355
Smell that motherfucking shit.

230
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,440
We just burned my car.

231
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,191
We go back there, we're gonna get shot.

232
00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:56,192
Yeah, no shit.

233
00:16:56,192 --> 00:16:57,193
Man, bust that light.

234
00:16:57,193 --> 00:16:59,028
Roll that shit up.

235
00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:01,030
Yeah, yeah, Cool.

236
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,782
Yo, let's drop off some resumés first.

237
00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:04,033
Then we'll smoke out, dude.

238
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,201
Some resumés.

239
00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:06,369
Yeah.

240
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,538
Ah, man, fresh air.

241
00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:09,706
Look.

242
00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:11,624
Oh! They're dropped off, man.

243
00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:12,875
You fucking asshole, man.

244
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,210
I got to get a fucking job, man.

245
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,545
What's your problem, man?

246
00:17:15,545 --> 00:17:16,879
What the fuck are you doing, dickhead.

247
00:17:16,879 --> 00:17:18,047
Yo, Mike, first
day looking--

248
00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:20,717
Nobody ever gets a job
their first day looking.

249
00:17:20,717 --> 00:17:24,387
Come on, don't sweat it, man.

250
00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:27,557
Hey, I can't fuck around tomorrow.

251
00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:28,808
I got to get a job for sure.

252
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:30,059
This is your job, man.

253
00:17:30,059 --> 00:17:31,477
So act like a fucking professional,

254
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,646
Spark up the goods, 'cause
we got a lot of work to do.

255
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:45,992
It's harsh. It's good, though.

256
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,669
You okay?

257
00:17:57,669 --> 00:17:59,671
How are those lungs, baby?

258
00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:01,423
There it is.

259
00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:04,092
That magic feeling.

260
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:27,032
Damn, look at that bitch.

261
00:18:27,032 --> 00:18:28,784
Oh, damn.

262
00:18:31,536 --> 00:18:35,040
Fuck, yeah.

263
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,625
She's fucking good.

264
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,294
I bet she got skills.
I want to get laid.

265
00:18:39,294 --> 00:18:42,464
You just saw your woman.

266
00:18:42,464 --> 00:18:43,965
Only hit her once, man.

267
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:47,386
We can't go nowhere alone.
They got me sleeping in the car.

268
00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:52,140
Family's got that ass under guard, huh?

269
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,308
Lock and key.

270
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:56,144
Fuck, I want to get laid.

271
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:59,313
Pay a visit to my harem, huh?

272
00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:00,481
Online, pornmeister.

273
00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:02,108
Uh-Uh, let's go to Letty's pad, man.

274
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,984
How much you want to bet I hit it.

275
00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:05,820
She won't, dog. How
much you want to bet?

276
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,196
She won't give you shit, dog.

277
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,823
You big time fucked her over.

278
00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:11,617
Aw, man, I popped that poodahey.

279
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,870
I got that mind control, man.

280
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:18,499
How much you want to
bet I get back up in it?

281
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:20,000
20 bucks?

282
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,335
You ain't got 20 bucks.

283
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:23,337
So, neither do you, man.

284
00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:25,172
Come on, shake on that shit.

285
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,591
Come on.

286
00:19:27,591 --> 00:19:29,927
What the fuck, let's go.

287
00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:32,596
I got it.

288
00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:35,224
What's up, Patty?

289
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:38,185
<i>Y tu hermana? She ain't here.</i>

290
00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:39,770
<i>Y sabes que?</i>

291
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,856
You're not welcome in this house.

292
00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:45,025
Sure, Patty.

293
00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:47,194
I'd love to come in.

294
00:19:48,529 --> 00:19:49,947
Thank you.

295
00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:52,199
Are they here?

296
00:19:56,203 --> 00:20:00,498
<i>You're looking fine, as fuck, chulas.</i>

297
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:02,709
Don't... don't touch me, please.

298
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:05,378
Hey, hey.

299
00:20:06,796 --> 00:20:09,049
You got to get out of here.

300
00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:11,051
Letty...

301
00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:14,220
I just wanted to see you again.

302
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,226
<i>Hey, Patty, you want to
grab me a pisto or something?</i>

303
00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:22,270
I ain't grabbing you shit.

304
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:23,646
Oh, you still got a mouth, huh?

305
00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:25,732
Maybe one day you'll
learn how to keep it shut.

306
00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:28,985
Laters. I'm going to my room.

307
00:20:28,985 --> 00:20:32,280
You know you have to
run his ass out of here.

308
00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:36,910
Baby.

309
00:20:40,121 --> 00:20:42,248
Let's sit down.

310
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:52,342
No, no, no.

311
00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:55,422
So, um...

312
00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:58,348
You a cop yet?

313
00:20:58,348 --> 00:20:59,932
I'm working on it.

314
00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:01,182
<i>Y tu?</i>

315
00:21:02,351 --> 00:21:05,270
<i>Que andas haciendo?</i>

316
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,689
Well, you know, I'm
going to L.A. Trade Tech.

317
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:10,359
It's good you're doing positive shit.

318
00:21:22,788 --> 00:21:24,707
What, after everything
I don't get a kiss?

319
00:21:24,707 --> 00:21:28,460
It's because of everything
you can't get a kiss.

320
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,629
Oh, come on, come here.

321
00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:31,879
Yeah.

322
00:21:36,969 --> 00:21:37,689
Don't.

323
00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,474
Jim, I got a boyfriend.

324
00:21:42,474 --> 00:21:43,474
Who?

325
00:21:44,351 --> 00:21:45,071
Flaco.

326
00:21:46,645 --> 00:21:47,646
You're back with that

327
00:21:47,646 --> 00:21:49,982
Piece of shit after what he did, Letty?

328
00:21:51,734 --> 00:21:53,485
You're not fucking him, are you?

329
00:21:53,485 --> 00:21:55,821
Please tell me no.

330
00:21:55,821 --> 00:21:58,657
Yes. So... just go.

331
00:21:58,657 --> 00:22:00,491
'Cause there's nothing
here for you, Jim.

332
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,076
See?

333
00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:05,329
Okay?

334
00:22:05,329 --> 00:22:07,165
I don't believe this shit, Letty.

335
00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:09,000
You're too good for that.

336
00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:17,341
You gotta go.

337
00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:19,177
Go. Please!

338
00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:20,344
Let me talk to them.

339
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:22,346
No, Jim, don't be stupid. Please.

340
00:22:22,346 --> 00:22:26,684
<i>Okay? Largate. Just go.</i>

341
00:22:31,105 --> 00:22:33,775
I guess it's later days.

342
00:22:43,284 --> 00:22:46,204
<i>Largate. Just go!</i>

343
00:22:46,204 --> 00:22:48,748
<i>Flaco, the pinchi guero's here!</i>

344
00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:51,042
<i>Apuarte, Jim! Hurry up!</i>

345
00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:53,127
Fuck him up! I got him!

346
00:23:12,562 --> 00:23:15,065
Fucking white boy!

347
00:23:17,901 --> 00:23:19,903
What's up, faggot?!

348
00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:22,739
We're going to fuck you up!

349
00:23:27,661 --> 00:23:28,578
Yo! Pop the trunk

350
00:23:28,578 --> 00:23:29,830
So I can handle this shit!

351
00:23:29,830 --> 00:23:31,581
<i>Fuck you, puto!</i>

352
00:23:31,581 --> 00:23:33,250
I'll bust you!

353
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,252
Leave him alone!

354
00:23:35,252 --> 00:23:39,256
Pop the fucking trunk!

355
00:23:55,939 --> 00:23:56,939
Jim!

356
00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:01,778
Oh, you fucked up!

357
00:24:01,778 --> 00:24:03,946
Get your fucking knees
down on the curb now!

358
00:24:03,946 --> 00:24:05,614
Get the fuck over there, man!

359
00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:07,616
Don't fucking move unless you
want your brains hanging out!

360
00:24:07,616 --> 00:24:08,784
What's your problem, Flaco?

361
00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:11,787
Motherfucker!

362
00:24:11,787 --> 00:24:13,789
Fucking knees on the curb, man!

363
00:24:13,789 --> 00:24:17,209
That's right!

364
00:24:17,209 --> 00:24:21,297
Interlock your fingers
behind your heads, Flaco!

365
00:24:21,297 --> 00:24:23,883
You deaf fuck!

366
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,721
Yo, Mike.

367
00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:30,056
Yeah?

368
00:24:30,056 --> 00:24:31,474
Do up their ride.

369
00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:34,393
Freeze, bitch!

370
00:24:34,393 --> 00:24:37,396
I'm going to take that
big ass of yours home,

371
00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:39,648
Hit it for a minute, you know?

372
00:24:39,648 --> 00:24:40,983
Fuck off!

373
00:24:40,983 --> 00:24:41,984
Now you got it.

374
00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:46,989
Yo, relax, homie.

375
00:24:48,324 --> 00:24:52,328
You break Letty's heart,
I'm coming for your mom.

376
00:24:52,328 --> 00:24:53,496
Fuck!

377
00:24:56,082 --> 00:24:58,167
<i>Hey, haina.</i>

378
00:24:58,167 --> 00:24:59,335
Whoo!

379
00:24:59,335 --> 00:25:00,920
Fuck off! Oh, yeah?

380
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,838
What you got down here?

381
00:25:02,838 --> 00:25:04,422
Oh...

382
00:25:04,422 --> 00:25:06,007
Liking that.

383
00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:13,098
Damn! Those are badass kicks, dog.

384
00:25:13,098 --> 00:25:16,017
Lucky you got little bitch feet,

385
00:25:16,017 --> 00:25:18,436
Else I'd be stomping around
in them motherfuckers.

386
00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:20,355
<i>Fuck you, puto. Huh?</i>

387
00:25:20,355 --> 00:25:22,023
Yeah. Fuck you. Yes?

388
00:25:24,609 --> 00:25:26,861
You fucking stay still!

389
00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:29,197
Bitches! If you didn't
have that fucking gun,

390
00:25:29,197 --> 00:25:31,783
<i>Ese, it wouldn't be about shit, homie.</i>

391
00:25:31,783 --> 00:25:33,702
Not fucking shit!

392
00:25:33,702 --> 00:25:36,204
Hey, later, Patty!

393
00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:38,039
I hope you're not pregnant, but you know

394
00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:39,207
You wanted me to blow in you.

395
00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:40,375
Fuck you!

396
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,043
Bye, Letty!

397
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:51,136
<i>Salud.</i>

398
00:25:51,136 --> 00:25:52,470
<i>Salud.</i>

399
00:25:56,725 --> 00:25:58,810
Divvy up the bounty, dude.
I know you got some cash.

400
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,572
I know I got more than that.

401
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,659
Yeah. Here we go.

402
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:16,994
Shit.

403
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:19,246
That's my pussy she's giving away there.

404
00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,000
Homeboy uses extra large.

405
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,752
Man, that's it? Next time,

406
00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:26,420
Jack someone with a job.

407
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:30,090
Well, fuck you. What
did you get, their lunch?

408
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,842
Check it out.

409
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:34,928
Holy shit. You're kidding me.

410
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:44,271
Whoo! It's a fucking Ruger
P-94. Nine millimeter.

411
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:47,191
14, plus one in the chamber.

412
00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:48,942
It's a good fucking gun. Durable.

413
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,778
It's brand-New.

414
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,865
It's a BB gun.

415
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,283
Yeah. Cool.

416
00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:57,951
Here you go, dog.

417
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,286
<i>About time you got a cohete.</i>

418
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:00,788
No. I don't want it.

419
00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:03,123
Why the fuck not? I'll use it.

420
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,125
That's a good reason. Sell it.

421
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,210
How much you think we
can get for the gun?

422
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,962
Two bills, maybe three. Costs six new.

423
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,131
We'll sell it and split the greenery.

424
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,132
You sure?

425
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,801
It's cool, dude.

426
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,386
50-50.

427
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,056
Good BB gun though.

428
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,642
Shoot some birds and shit.

429
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,477
Hey, put that shit away.

430
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:25,978
Looks real as hell.

431
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,314
Not a bad day's work.

432
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,829
Get down to business though.

433
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,331
I know you didn't get any.

434
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,833
So pay up, motherfucker.

435
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,839
Dick.

436
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:59,679
Hello. This is a message
for Michael Alonzo.

437
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:04,517
This is Bob Luell at
the Palm Glen Group.

438
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,602
We have reviewed your resumé,

439
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:09,354
And would like to make an appointment

440
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,772
For later in the week.

441
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:11,940
Please call me at your

442
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,775
Earliest convenience.

443
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:14,776
Thank you.

444
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,112
Huh? That's good.

445
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,697
One more? This is fun.

446
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,866
Sounded a little gay, but it was good.

447
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,036
No, no, no. No. That's
it, dude. That's it.

448
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,204
I get too many callbacks,

449
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,456
Sylvia's going to get suspicious.

450
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,124
Oh, Sylvia's going to
be kissing your ass.

451
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,542
Not if she recognizes your voice.

452
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,544
Oh, she won't. Here, sir.

453
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,212
No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool.

454
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,714
Come on. I'm cool.

455
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,216
I want to get home before
the little woman and sober up.

456
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,218
Come on, bro. One brew.

457
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,554
All right, but hey,

458
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,473
I got to look for a
job tomorrow for sure.

459
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,724
Okay? I can't be getting fucked up

460
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,808
Behind Sylvia's back when I'm supposed

461
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:47,893
To be looking for work, man.

462
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,644
Not cool. Tomorrow, for sure.

463
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,730
I got to find a job, too.

464
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,487
Hello.

465
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,325
Yes, sir.

466
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,412
Yes, sir. That is correct.

467
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,913
Six years.

468
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,165
Honorably discharged.

469
00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:12,917
Yes, sir.

470
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,752
I would love to.

471
00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:17,838
Believe me, I would
welcome the opportunity.

472
00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:20,925
Tomorrow

473
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,844
Is not a problem.

474
00:29:23,844 --> 00:29:26,180
Thank you, sir. You
have a good day, too.

475
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,933
Good-Bye, sir.

476
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,185
That was the man, huh? You're all "Sir,

477
00:29:31,185 --> 00:29:32,603
Sir, sir."

478
00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:36,774
Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God!

479
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,114
That was the man! That
was the Federal man!

480
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,700
The Federal man!

481
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,951
Department of Homeland Security

482
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,869
Wants me to come in
tomorrow to start testing!

483
00:29:48,869 --> 00:29:49,949
Oh, shit!

484
00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:53,124
Fucking A, my brother!

485
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,458
That shit is righteous, motherfucker!

486
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:55,710
It's on, homie!

487
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,378
Wow, man. Tomorrow.

488
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,130
So what the fuck you
going to do now, dude?

489
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,715
I got to take a piss test.

490
00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:02,133
If I'm cool, I'm in the house.

491
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,639
Yeah! Oh!

492
00:30:08,639 --> 00:30:12,142
Shit, dude, do they piss test for weed?

493
00:30:12,142 --> 00:30:14,811
Oh, shit!

494
00:30:17,564 --> 00:30:19,065
You fucked up, man.

495
00:30:19,065 --> 00:30:20,984
Oh, fuck.

496
00:30:22,736 --> 00:30:24,404
I fucked up.

497
00:30:24,404 --> 00:30:26,990
Oh, fuck. I fucked up.

498
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:29,409
Fuck! Oh...

499
00:30:29,409 --> 00:30:32,495
You know, one dope
molecule, and I'm done.

500
00:30:32,495 --> 00:30:34,998
And they will burn me

501
00:30:34,998 --> 00:30:37,584
With every law enforcement
outfit in the country.

502
00:30:37,584 --> 00:30:38,835
Shit!

503
00:30:38,835 --> 00:30:40,170
Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.

504
00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:43,590
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.

505
00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:45,508
Hey, there's a way out of
every fucking situation.

506
00:30:45,508 --> 00:30:48,011
Right? Relax, dude. Yeah, yeah.

507
00:30:48,011 --> 00:30:50,513
Yeah. I'm going to do
what I got to do, you know?

508
00:30:50,513 --> 00:30:51,681
It's cool. Fuck, yeah.

509
00:30:51,681 --> 00:30:52,766
I'll pass that shit.

510
00:30:52,766 --> 00:30:54,184
Hell, yeah. Yeah.

511
00:30:54,184 --> 00:30:56,603
Of course you will, dude!

512
00:30:56,603 --> 00:30:59,522
Later, loco.

513
00:30:59,522 --> 00:31:00,857
Don't fucking trip, dude.

514
00:31:00,857 --> 00:31:01,775
All right.

515
00:31:01,775 --> 00:31:03,777
Shit.

516
00:31:10,116 --> 00:31:11,033
Eat.

517
00:31:12,618 --> 00:31:14,119
Come in, dumb ass!

518
00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,042
What's up, dog?

519
00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:21,043
What up, dog...

520
00:31:21,043 --> 00:31:23,879
Hey, Jim. Want some coffee?

521
00:31:23,879 --> 00:31:24,963
Sure.

522
00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:26,799
Want some eggs? There's extra.

523
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:29,051
Yes, ma'am. Please.

524
00:31:29,051 --> 00:31:32,054
I, uh, heard about the LAPD.

525
00:31:32,054 --> 00:31:33,972
Sorry about that.

526
00:31:33,972 --> 00:31:35,891
I thought they guaranteed you a job.

527
00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:37,476
Yea. Me, too.

528
00:31:37,476 --> 00:31:41,146
Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be.

529
00:31:41,146 --> 00:31:43,899
You know, you being a cop.

530
00:31:45,734 --> 00:31:47,569
Tell her what's up, dude.

531
00:31:47,569 --> 00:31:48,904
Well, I applied

532
00:31:48,904 --> 00:31:51,990
To all the Federal law
enforcement agencies.

533
00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:53,325
You know, ATF, Border Patrol,

534
00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:54,827
ICE, Homeland Security, all of them.

535
00:31:54,827 --> 00:31:57,579
And Homeland Security's
interested in me.

536
00:31:57,579 --> 00:32:00,165
They want me to come in
today and start testing.

537
00:32:00,165 --> 00:32:02,668
Wow. That's great. How sure is this?

538
00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:04,420
Well, I got a urinalysis today.

539
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,672
If I pass that, I'll be
a Special Agent candidate,

540
00:32:06,672 --> 00:32:08,674
And then I could be
out of here next month.

541
00:32:08,674 --> 00:32:10,592
You haven't been smoking out, have you?

542
00:32:10,592 --> 00:32:14,345
Nah. Chilled on that shit a while back.

543
00:32:14,345 --> 00:32:16,597
Good. Well, thanks for
driving Mike around yesterday.

544
00:32:16,597 --> 00:32:18,516
Yeah, sure. Yeah, bro.

545
00:32:18,516 --> 00:32:20,518
Three callbacks.

546
00:32:20,518 --> 00:32:23,187
Damn! Good!

547
00:32:23,187 --> 00:32:25,940
We dropped off enough resumés. Whoo!

548
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,442
Got more.

549
00:32:27,442 --> 00:32:28,443
Yeah! Yeah!

550
00:32:28,443 --> 00:32:30,028
Well, you have to keep trying

551
00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:31,612
Until something happens.

552
00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:33,114
<i>Finding a job is a job, right?</i>

553
00:32:33,114 --> 00:32:34,449
Lunch money.

554
00:32:34,449 --> 00:32:35,700
Thank you.

555
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,035
And good luck today.

556
00:32:37,035 --> 00:32:38,953
Thank you.

557
00:32:38,953 --> 00:32:40,455
Love you. I love you, too.

558
00:32:40,455 --> 00:32:42,290
Good luck.

559
00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,709
And, Jim, good luck on your pee test.

560
00:32:44,709 --> 00:32:45,960
I hope you studied.

561
00:32:47,795 --> 00:32:51,382
I'm going to cram for it.

562
00:32:51,382 --> 00:32:53,801
Man, that's freaky.

563
00:32:53,801 --> 00:32:55,887
She was in a good mood.

564
00:32:55,887 --> 00:32:57,388
Breakfast and beer money?

565
00:32:57,388 --> 00:32:58,389
Yeah, dude.

566
00:32:58,389 --> 00:33:00,808
She heard the messages last night.

567
00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:01,976
She got me a sixer.

568
00:33:01,976 --> 00:33:03,644
I slammed two last night.

569
00:33:05,396 --> 00:33:06,981
Now we know beer is
just a phone call away.

570
00:33:06,981 --> 00:33:08,232
Yeah.

571
00:33:08,232 --> 00:33:10,985
Yeah. We talked shit
out last night, though.

572
00:33:10,985 --> 00:33:14,237
You know? Hey, all she
wants is for me to get a job.

573
00:33:14,237 --> 00:33:17,157
I shouldn't be playing her like that.

574
00:33:18,742 --> 00:33:20,577
<i>Dude, you had a good job,</i>

575
00:33:20,577 --> 00:33:23,246
With that, uh, with
that Web design shit.

576
00:33:23,246 --> 00:33:24,831
<i>Had, dude. Had.</i>

577
00:33:24,831 --> 00:33:27,084
All right? All that shit's in India now.

578
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:28,752
Want a cold one? No, later.

579
00:33:28,752 --> 00:33:30,003
You got any vinegar?

580
00:33:30,003 --> 00:33:32,506
Vinegar? What for?

581
00:33:37,511 --> 00:33:39,513
Ah...

582
00:33:39,513 --> 00:33:41,515
Oh...

583
00:33:41,515 --> 00:33:42,599
Damn, dude!

584
00:33:42,599 --> 00:33:43,767
Ah...!

585
00:33:45,018 --> 00:33:47,520
Man! That is fucking sick, man.

586
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,522
What'd you do that for?

587
00:33:48,522 --> 00:33:50,023
Shuts down the old kidneys. Ooh.

588
00:33:50,023 --> 00:33:52,025
Come on, let's roll.

589
00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:01,535
Grab me that bag, dude.

590
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,711
Little trick I learned in the service.

591
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,048
Aw, that's sick, dude.

592
00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:18,718
You're gonna stick a
turkey baster in your dick?

593
00:34:19,802 --> 00:34:21,387
Quit looking, faggot.

594
00:34:21,387 --> 00:34:24,223
You wish.

595
00:34:31,147 --> 00:34:32,648
Oh, man.

596
00:34:32,648 --> 00:34:33,983
Fuckin'...

597
00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,568
Shit, dude.

598
00:34:35,568 --> 00:34:36,652
Oh, fuckin' shit...

599
00:34:36,652 --> 00:34:38,320
Aw...

600
00:34:39,739 --> 00:34:41,407
Aw, motherfucker!

601
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,412
Whew!

602
00:34:46,412 --> 00:34:47,913
Ah...

603
00:34:52,418 --> 00:34:54,336
That was...

604
00:34:54,336 --> 00:34:57,006
Unpleasant.

605
00:35:01,761 --> 00:35:02,481
Man...

606
00:35:05,514 --> 00:35:07,850
Man, I want to get this shit over with.

607
00:35:07,850 --> 00:35:10,186
You know, my teeth are floating.

608
00:35:12,021 --> 00:35:13,856
Oh...

609
00:35:13,856 --> 00:35:16,441
You get those in the military, dog?

610
00:35:16,441 --> 00:35:18,693
I was a Ranger.

611
00:35:18,693 --> 00:35:20,862
Your mom still suck a mean dick, hmm?

612
00:35:20,862 --> 00:35:22,614
Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people.

613
00:35:22,614 --> 00:35:24,199
Why don't you go fuck yourself!

614
00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:25,367
Hey!

615
00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:26,785
Let's play nice,

616
00:35:26,785 --> 00:35:28,370
Boys.

617
00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:31,456
I have everyone's "Consent
to Urinalysis" form signed

618
00:35:31,456 --> 00:35:32,540
And dated, am I right?

619
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,541
Yes, sir.

620
00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:35,543
Good. I'm Agent Richards.

621
00:35:35,543 --> 00:35:37,212
Jackets off.

622
00:35:37,212 --> 00:35:39,381
I will now administer the easiest test

623
00:35:39,381 --> 00:35:41,383
Homeland Security will ever give you,

624
00:35:41,383 --> 00:35:42,801
The whizz quiz.

625
00:35:42,801 --> 00:35:45,220
Roll up both sleeves past the elbow.

626
00:35:46,471 --> 00:35:51,476
Remove all gloves,
rings, watches, bracelets,

627
00:35:51,476 --> 00:35:55,814
Jewelry, Band-Aids and bandages.

628
00:35:55,814 --> 00:35:59,401
I want to see nothing but
bare hands and forearms.

629
00:35:59,401 --> 00:36:01,986
Wiggle your fingers.

630
00:36:01,986 --> 00:36:04,739
Let me see both sides.

631
00:36:04,739 --> 00:36:06,574
Beautifully done.

632
00:36:06,574 --> 00:36:08,702
Again, gentlemen, no talking.

633
00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:09,994
Detweiler, is it?

634
00:36:09,994 --> 00:36:11,913
You're with me.

635
00:36:25,259 --> 00:36:26,677
Fucker.

636
00:36:31,765 --> 00:36:33,851
Next!

637
00:36:37,688 --> 00:36:38,939
Name?

638
00:36:38,939 --> 00:36:41,108
Davis, Jim.

639
00:36:41,108 --> 00:36:42,776
Ah, the Ranger.

640
00:36:42,776 --> 00:36:44,194
Yes, sir.

641
00:36:44,194 --> 00:36:47,197
You serve? 101st.

642
00:36:47,197 --> 00:36:49,700
High speed. All right.

643
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,618
Think you can fill that, son?

644
00:36:51,618 --> 00:36:54,329
I could fill a goddamn trash can, sir.

645
00:36:54,329 --> 00:36:57,374
You're full of piss and
vinegar, aren't you, Jim?

646
00:36:57,374 --> 00:36:59,543
Yes, sir.

647
00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:06,799
Hey, unload that shit before
you clown with it, okay?

648
00:37:06,799 --> 00:37:07,551
I don't want my head blown off

649
00:37:07,551 --> 00:37:08,927
Just when I'm getting it straight.

650
00:37:11,305 --> 00:37:13,440
Pop! What's it like...

651
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,141
....To just straight-Up
whack a motherfucker?

652
00:37:15,141 --> 00:37:17,770
What's it like? I mean,
what the fuck, you know?

653
00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:20,313
It's like nothing. What's
it supposed to be like?

654
00:37:20,313 --> 00:37:21,689
You tell me.

655
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:24,025
You were busting heads for the military.

656
00:37:24,025 --> 00:37:26,569
I can't talk about this shit, Mike.

657
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,159
But I will tell you one
thing-You point and shoot,

658
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:35,995
Pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em,
they shouldn't have been there,

659
00:37:35,995 --> 00:37:37,580
You move the fuck on.

660
00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:41,584
<i>You do not stop and think about it.</i>

661
00:37:41,584 --> 00:37:43,836
It's not a big deal. So if it's nothing,

662
00:37:43,836 --> 00:37:45,254
Then what you getting all mad for?

663
00:37:45,254 --> 00:37:46,464
I'm not getting mad.

664
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:47,924
I just hate stupid questions, Mike.

665
00:37:47,924 --> 00:37:50,093
You think you killed a lot of Commies?

666
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:52,178
They weren't Commies, dumb
ass. Then what were they?

667
00:37:52,178 --> 00:37:54,597
You know what they were--
They were fuckin' Hajjis,

668
00:37:54,597 --> 00:37:57,141
Terrorists, the bad guys.

669
00:37:57,141 --> 00:38:00,186
Did you like it? Oh, shit.

670
00:38:00,186 --> 00:38:02,188
Did you dig it?

671
00:38:02,188 --> 00:38:04,607
You bust a nut?

672
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,444
Not fuckin' now, man. Seriously.

673
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:12,115
You're killing my buzz, dude.

674
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,617
Aw, kick back, stress case.

675
00:38:14,617 --> 00:38:16,953
Are we on a mission to
sell this piece or what?

676
00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:18,121
Hell, yeah.

677
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,538
Let's sell this fuckin' piece.

678
00:38:19,538 --> 00:38:22,165
Got to get some scratch,
you know what I'm saying?

679
00:38:22,165 --> 00:38:22,958
Pop! Pop! Pop!

680
00:38:36,054 --> 00:38:37,806
Yo, Darrel!

681
00:38:37,806 --> 00:38:40,475
Yo, yo, yo, Darrel!
Wake the fuck up, Darrel!

682
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:43,311
Darrel!

683
00:38:43,311 --> 00:38:45,605
Come on, come on, come
on, wake up and fuckin'

684
00:38:45,605 --> 00:38:47,232
Shine!

685
00:38:52,154 --> 00:38:55,282
Y'all need to knock
this shit off right now.

686
00:38:56,324 --> 00:38:58,744
Hey, what's up, bro?

687
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,039
Come on in, motherfuckers.

688
00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:03,498
Yeah.

689
00:39:03,498 --> 00:39:05,333
Get your little ass up in here.

690
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:06,460
Shit!

691
00:39:07,836 --> 00:39:09,671
Oh, man...

692
00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:12,007
Y'all scared the fuck out of me, man.

693
00:39:13,175 --> 00:39:15,594
You motherfuckers got ties on.

694
00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:17,512
I saw that city-Lookin'
car pull up--

695
00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:19,681
I thought y'all was
some rollers or shit.

696
00:39:21,766 --> 00:39:23,142
I just got out of County.

697
00:39:23,142 --> 00:39:26,520
$9,600. No shit. When?

698
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,356
Yesterday.

699
00:39:28,356 --> 00:39:30,024
Damn. What'd they put on you?

700
00:39:30,024 --> 00:39:30,983
Some bullshit.

701
00:39:30,983 --> 00:39:33,194
I saw some wrong-Ass shit

702
00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:34,445
Up in there, dude.

703
00:39:34,445 --> 00:39:36,614
I ain't ever going back
to that motherfucker.

704
00:39:36,614 --> 00:39:38,199
It scared you straight, huh?

705
00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:40,868
Mm-Hmm. Hey, you
get booty-Played?

706
00:39:42,953 --> 00:39:44,205
<i>Hell, no.</i>

707
00:39:44,205 --> 00:39:46,290
You over there tickling
your brown eye, dog?

708
00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:48,793
They-They put some jelly
on there, serve some syrup?

709
00:39:48,793 --> 00:39:50,795
You toss the salad?
Hey, you know, nigga,

710
00:39:50,795 --> 00:39:54,632
I kept my ass to the
wall and my mouth shut.

711
00:39:54,632 --> 00:39:55,883
Shoot.

712
00:39:55,883 --> 00:39:58,094
I almost lost my job over that shit.

713
00:39:58,094 --> 00:39:59,720
Fuckin' around in there.

714
00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:05,142
Oh, God...

715
00:40:05,142 --> 00:40:06,977
You a cop? Nope.

716
00:40:06,977 --> 00:40:08,771
Rejected his ass.

717
00:40:08,771 --> 00:40:09,897
Fuck you.

718
00:40:09,897 --> 00:40:11,482
I'm getting in the Feds' car.

719
00:40:11,482 --> 00:40:12,442
Damn...!

720
00:40:14,652 --> 00:40:16,987
That's what I'm talking about!

721
00:40:16,987 --> 00:40:18,906
Ah, you hear that?

722
00:40:18,906 --> 00:40:21,492
<i>This motherfucker gonna be a Fed.</i>

723
00:40:21,492 --> 00:40:23,368
Yeah.

724
00:40:23,368 --> 00:40:25,578
You been wanting that shit, too.

725
00:40:25,578 --> 00:40:27,539
It's my dream, dude.

726
00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:29,374
So, you gonna do that shit right,

727
00:40:29,374 --> 00:40:32,419
Or, you know, you gonna do
a little shit on the side?

728
00:40:32,419 --> 00:40:34,587
I'm gonna get my own thing going.

729
00:40:34,587 --> 00:40:37,173
You know, I'll be flipping
shit, make a little money.

730
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:39,592
You know?

731
00:40:39,592 --> 00:40:43,430
<i>This motherfucker gonna have shit wired.</i>

732
00:40:43,430 --> 00:40:45,765
Scary, huh?

733
00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:50,603
Check this shit out.

734
00:40:50,603 --> 00:40:51,938
Oh, hello!

735
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,191
This is sweet!

736
00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,861
<i>We jacked some eses. Got a BB gun, too.</i>

737
00:40:57,861 --> 00:41:00,196
A BB gun? Yo.

738
00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:02,449
Goddamn!

739
00:41:02,449 --> 00:41:05,368
This is a nice little machine.

740
00:41:05,368 --> 00:41:07,412
Three bills, it's yours.

741
00:41:07,412 --> 00:41:09,372
I ain't got three bills, dog.

742
00:41:09,372 --> 00:41:12,459
My lawyer cleaned me out.

743
00:41:12,459 --> 00:41:13,960
Man...

744
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,339
I ain't got no ways or means, homie.

745
00:41:18,631 --> 00:41:20,633
I need this shit, too.

746
00:41:21,634 --> 00:41:23,635
Bring the heat to these motherfuckers

747
00:41:23,635 --> 00:41:25,554
Trippin' around here.

748
00:41:26,638 --> 00:41:28,474
We need ends, dog.

749
00:41:28,474 --> 00:41:32,436
Who'll give us three bills for it?

750
00:41:32,436 --> 00:41:34,271
Hey, uh, I know a cat.

751
00:41:34,271 --> 00:41:36,815
Hangs out at, uh... La Licha

752
00:41:36,815 --> 00:41:37,941
On, uh, Santa Fe.

753
00:41:37,941 --> 00:41:39,735
Yeah, I know that place. He cool?

754
00:41:39,735 --> 00:41:42,071
Oh, man, he's old school, real cool.

755
00:41:42,071 --> 00:41:43,489
<i>Veterano named Eddie.</i>

756
00:41:43,489 --> 00:41:45,824
He there today?

757
00:41:45,824 --> 00:41:47,159
Oh, that's just like
his living room, dog.

758
00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,494
Mm.

759
00:41:48,494 --> 00:41:51,497
Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you
up. Don't worry about it.

760
00:41:51,497 --> 00:41:52,665
Cool, cool.

761
00:41:52,665 --> 00:41:55,334
Yo, uh...

762
00:41:55,334 --> 00:41:57,836
Y'all need to come up, dog.

763
00:41:57,836 --> 00:41:59,838
Can you do me a favor?

764
00:41:59,838 --> 00:42:01,173
Sure.

765
00:42:01,173 --> 00:42:02,758
You mind calling my pad

766
00:42:02,758 --> 00:42:04,176
And leaving a fake message

767
00:42:04,176 --> 00:42:07,346
So my old lady thinks I'm
out there looking for a job?

768
00:42:07,346 --> 00:42:10,349
Instead you out getting fucked up.

769
00:42:11,266 --> 00:42:13,102
Can you hook me up,

770
00:42:13,102 --> 00:42:14,937
Or what, dog? Huh?

771
00:42:14,937 --> 00:42:16,438
Yeah? All right.

772
00:42:16,438 --> 00:42:17,940
Check this out.

773
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:21,110
Uh, just call, right?

774
00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:23,445
And say you're from
that place right there

775
00:42:23,445 --> 00:42:26,698
And that you want to
schedule an interview, dude.

776
00:42:26,698 --> 00:42:29,784
<i>Man, y'all some devious
motherfuckers, man.</i>

777
00:42:32,662 --> 00:42:35,873
Hey, hey, make sure she
can't star-69 my shit.

778
00:42:35,873 --> 00:42:38,209
Nah, she's... Serious, man.

779
00:42:38,209 --> 00:42:41,004
I ain't trying to break
up no shit on this.

780
00:42:41,004 --> 00:42:42,964
All right, it's ringing. Here you go.

781
00:42:42,964 --> 00:42:44,674
Be serious, dude. Hey, hey,

782
00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:46,384
Don't sound like a fag, either, man.

783
00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:47,552
That's how he be sounding.

784
00:42:49,095 --> 00:42:51,472
Uh, Mr. Alonzo,

785
00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:53,516
I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties,

786
00:42:53,516 --> 00:42:55,143
Uh, to schedule an interview.

787
00:42:55,143 --> 00:42:59,063
Uh, please call
me back at 213-555-

788
00:42:59,063 --> 00:42:59,783
15-15.

789
00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,568
Oh...

790
00:43:03,568 --> 00:43:04,652
Damn, dog!

791
00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:06,654
That shit was good, dude!

792
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:09,574
Damn, they should give you a
fuckin' Oscar for that shit.

793
00:43:09,574 --> 00:43:11,659
That shit was cold, man.

794
00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:13,870
Playing your woman like
that. Aw, come on, man.

795
00:43:13,870 --> 00:43:16,414
I did three yesterday--
She bought him a six-Pack.

796
00:43:16,414 --> 00:43:17,915
Yeah.

797
00:43:17,915 --> 00:43:20,168
<i>What's one call get you, a fuckin' 40</i>

798
00:43:20,168 --> 00:43:21,919
Of St. Ides?

799
00:43:21,919 --> 00:43:23,421
I'll be like this. Look.

800
00:43:23,421 --> 00:43:25,256
You know you would!

801
00:43:25,256 --> 00:43:26,882
You know you would!

802
00:43:26,882 --> 00:43:29,217
Bitch-Ass motherfucker.

803
00:43:32,637 --> 00:43:33,847
This is good shit, right?

804
00:43:33,847 --> 00:43:35,932
I told you it was some good shit, dog.

805
00:43:35,932 --> 00:43:37,184
Hey, we got to bounce.

806
00:43:37,184 --> 00:43:38,602
Oh, no, no, no, no.

807
00:43:38,602 --> 00:43:41,104
No, no, y'all just got here, dog.

808
00:43:41,104 --> 00:43:42,522
Can't happen.

809
00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:45,692
Come on. Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie

810
00:43:45,692 --> 00:43:48,445
That we're gonna cruise
through there a little later.

811
00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:49,863
Okay?

812
00:43:49,863 --> 00:43:51,615
Aw, yeah. Later, man.

813
00:43:51,615 --> 00:43:53,450
<i>I wish I had the money.</i>

814
00:43:53,450 --> 00:43:55,452
That's a sweet-Ass piece, though.

815
00:43:55,452 --> 00:43:57,537
That shit'll keep the porch clean.

816
00:43:57,537 --> 00:44:00,540
Motherfuckers like y'all
won't be banging on my shit.

817
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,135
Hey, Jim.

818
00:44:13,637 --> 00:44:15,097
We should lose the monkey suits, dude.

819
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,832
<i>Quien es?</i>

820
00:44:55,177 --> 00:44:56,804
<i>Hey, bring us, dos pistos, por favor,</i>

821
00:44:56,804 --> 00:44:58,764
<i>Mi reina.</i>

822
00:45:00,182 --> 00:45:01,267
Damn.

823
00:45:03,853 --> 00:45:06,731
Hey, dog, I don't
think they like us here.

824
00:45:06,731 --> 00:45:07,773
Fuck 'em.

825
00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:09,316
I got my shit.

826
00:45:09,316 --> 00:45:11,777
They make a move, I'm blasting.

827
00:45:13,279 --> 00:45:15,781
Which one of these fools is Eddy?

828
00:45:17,658 --> 00:45:19,368
Yeah. I don't know.

829
00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:22,455
<i>They're all paisas here.</i>

830
00:45:24,707 --> 00:45:28,710
Hey, why don't you ask
that homegirl right there?

831
00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:43,224
<i>Sientate, guapa.</i>

832
00:45:43,224 --> 00:45:44,225
Mm.

833
00:45:44,225 --> 00:45:45,310
<i>Habla Espanol?</i>

834
00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:46,353
<i>Si.</i>

835
00:45:46,353 --> 00:45:47,479
<i>Que bien.</i>

836
00:45:47,479 --> 00:45:50,065
<i>Sabas donde esta el Eddy?</i>

837
00:45:50,065 --> 00:45:52,567
<i>Eddy, te hablan.</i>

838
00:45:59,366 --> 00:46:01,409
<i>Que paso?</i>

839
00:46:01,409 --> 00:46:03,328
Do I know you?

840
00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:05,747
My homeboy Darrell said to talk to you.

841
00:46:05,747 --> 00:46:08,833
Darrell? Yeah.

842
00:46:10,418 --> 00:46:11,503
I'm Jim, homie.

843
00:46:13,755 --> 00:46:16,174
What's up, man? Mike, dog.

844
00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:18,593
All right. So what's up?

845
00:46:18,593 --> 00:46:20,428
<i>Need a cohete?</i>

846
00:46:21,930 --> 00:46:23,765
Maybe.

847
00:46:28,436 --> 00:46:29,436
What kind?

848
00:46:29,436 --> 00:46:31,522
Ruger P-94,
brand-New.

849
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,107
Ruger, huh? Yeah.

850
00:46:33,107 --> 00:46:34,108
How many mags?

851
00:46:34,108 --> 00:46:36,110
One high cap. I'll throw
in the hollow points.

852
00:46:38,278 --> 00:46:39,613
Strictly Black Talons, homes.

853
00:46:39,613 --> 00:46:41,865
Homies be wearing vests these days,

854
00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:43,200
Know what I'm saying?

855
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,201
Is it new?

856
00:46:44,201 --> 00:46:46,120
Yeah, it's brand-New.

857
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,871
Where's it at?

858
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:49,123
I can get it.

859
00:46:52,126 --> 00:46:53,210
How much?

860
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:55,629
Three bills.

861
00:46:55,629 --> 00:46:57,131
I'll give you $250 if it's new.

862
00:46:57,131 --> 00:46:58,465
If not, I'll give you $200.

863
00:47:03,637 --> 00:47:04,887
Cool.

864
00:47:05,973 --> 00:47:09,393
<i>You got the feria, homie?</i>

865
00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:10,978
I can get it.

866
00:47:10,978 --> 00:47:12,646
<i>Orale.</i>

867
00:47:12,646 --> 00:47:14,732
<i>Let's kick back, have a couple pistos</i>

868
00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:16,900
Before we handle business, eh?

869
00:47:20,154 --> 00:47:21,155
<i>Hey, guero, you like her?</i>

870
00:47:21,155 --> 00:47:24,074
I do need to get laid.

871
00:47:24,074 --> 00:47:25,909
There it is right there, brother.

872
00:47:25,909 --> 00:47:27,161
<i>Yo, give me that cohete.</i>

873
00:47:41,090 --> 00:47:45,011
<i>Mataste a un flor.</i>

874
00:47:52,268 --> 00:47:53,519
Oh, shit!

875
00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:55,104
Open the fucking door!

876
00:48:05,031 --> 00:48:06,032
<i>Holy shit, dude!</i>

877
00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:09,202
You think he's gonna fuckin' die?!

878
00:48:09,202 --> 00:48:11,120
Sure. Got his carotid.

879
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,955
Fucker was garden-Hosing.

880
00:48:12,955 --> 00:48:13,956
He'll bleed out.

881
00:48:13,956 --> 00:48:15,208
Oh, shit, dude,

882
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:17,210
I've seen dudes get shot,
man, but I never seen

883
00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:18,711
No motherfucking shit
like that before, man!

884
00:48:18,711 --> 00:48:21,130
Fucked his shit up, you know?

885
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,383
Quick as shit, too. That crack-Crack!

886
00:48:23,383 --> 00:48:26,052
<i>Turned that vato into
a fountain of blood.</i>

887
00:48:26,052 --> 00:48:27,720
Why the fuck did he do that, man?

888
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,722
That shit could have been
over anything, you know?

889
00:48:29,722 --> 00:48:31,307
Money, drugs, bitches,
respect, whatever.

890
00:48:31,307 --> 00:48:32,724
That homie, straight-Up pimp.

891
00:48:32,724 --> 00:48:34,726
You know, maybe he turned
out that dude's daughter.

892
00:48:34,726 --> 00:48:35,811
Looney tunes and shit,

893
00:48:35,811 --> 00:48:37,312
Glass all stuck in his fuckin' neck.

894
00:48:37,312 --> 00:48:39,231
Did you see all that
fuckin' blood over there?!

895
00:48:39,231 --> 00:48:41,566
Yeah, man, the human
body's got a gallon.

896
00:48:41,566 --> 00:48:42,816
Damn!

897
00:48:44,736 --> 00:48:47,656
I could a boned Gracie.

898
00:48:47,656 --> 00:48:50,409
She had that proper thickness.

899
00:48:50,409 --> 00:48:51,410
Look at me, dog.

900
00:48:51,410 --> 00:48:53,412
Look at me.

901
00:48:53,412 --> 00:48:56,248
I'm fuckin' traumatized and shit.

902
00:48:56,248 --> 00:49:00,002
Yo, homie, that shit don't
fuckin' faze you at all?

903
00:49:00,002 --> 00:49:02,421
Oh, man, I seen way worse.

904
00:49:02,421 --> 00:49:05,007
Trashcanistan.

905
00:49:05,007 --> 00:49:08,510
My battle buddy, he got
his legs and arms blown off

906
00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,929
By a booby-Trapped motorcycle.

907
00:49:10,929 --> 00:49:14,182
Medic saved his ass and he lived.

908
00:49:14,182 --> 00:49:18,103
He didn't want to, but he did.

909
00:49:18,103 --> 00:49:19,521
I got to face my woman.

910
00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:21,857
How in the fuck am I supposed
to play this shit off, huh?

911
00:49:21,857 --> 00:49:23,942
Man, you'll do it, player.

912
00:49:32,451 --> 00:49:34,201
Hey, baby girl, you cooking?

913
00:49:34,201 --> 00:49:35,619
Yeah. Where have you been?

914
00:49:35,619 --> 00:49:37,121
Oh, Jim's pad.

915
00:49:37,121 --> 00:49:38,456
You been drinking?

916
00:49:38,456 --> 00:49:40,124
Oh, you know, I had a few brews.

917
00:49:40,124 --> 00:49:41,542
A few? Yeah.

918
00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:42,793
You look wasted.

919
00:49:46,213 --> 00:49:47,214
Don't trip, girl.

920
00:49:47,214 --> 00:49:48,466
I've been working all day.

921
00:49:48,466 --> 00:49:52,803
I've been looking for work all day.

922
00:49:52,803 --> 00:49:55,806
I wish I could hang out and
get wasted like the old days.

923
00:49:55,806 --> 00:49:57,641
You know what?

924
00:49:57,641 --> 00:49:59,977
When I'm working, you can lounge.

925
00:49:59,977 --> 00:50:01,896
I'll fix this place up,

926
00:50:01,896 --> 00:50:03,314
Get you nice clothes and stuff...

927
00:50:03,314 --> 00:50:04,565
Mike, Mike, Mike.

928
00:50:04,565 --> 00:50:07,151
It doesn't have anything
to do with money.

929
00:50:07,151 --> 00:50:08,569
Come here.

930
00:50:08,569 --> 00:50:11,989
Sit down. I want to talk to you.

931
00:50:11,989 --> 00:50:13,574
Hey, it's not about stuff.

932
00:50:13,574 --> 00:50:16,577
It's about you and me
needing an equal partner.

933
00:50:16,577 --> 00:50:18,079
Right.

934
00:50:18,079 --> 00:50:20,247
Hey, I know that you
supported me through college

935
00:50:20,247 --> 00:50:21,749
And I'm gonna always

936
00:50:21,749 --> 00:50:22,917
Owe you for that. Right.

937
00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:24,168
Now everything's flipped

938
00:50:24,168 --> 00:50:25,836
And I feel like I'm
doing everything alone.

939
00:50:25,836 --> 00:50:29,924
You know, sometimes I
feel like you're my kid.

940
00:50:29,924 --> 00:50:31,926
I mean, you sneak around like one.

941
00:50:31,926 --> 00:50:33,177
Oh-Ho!

942
00:50:33,177 --> 00:50:36,262
Look... Wow, dude.

943
00:50:36,262 --> 00:50:38,598
I'm sorry.

944
00:50:38,598 --> 00:50:39,599
Be cool, baby girl,

945
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:41,101
I'm on a mission to
get my shit together.

946
00:50:41,101 --> 00:50:43,687
I applied at this commercial
realty company in Studio City,

947
00:50:43,687 --> 00:50:46,022
And this black guy, he
was the office manager

948
00:50:46,022 --> 00:50:47,273
And he's fuckin' hella cool,

949
00:50:47,273 --> 00:50:49,109
You know? We're talkin'
and all that shit.

950
00:50:49,109 --> 00:50:51,361
You know? We're just
kickin' it and all that.

951
00:50:51,361 --> 00:50:53,863
Did you, did you check the messages?

952
00:50:55,699 --> 00:50:58,201
Four messages.

953
00:50:58,201 --> 00:50:59,869
Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling

954
00:50:59,869 --> 00:51:02,539
From Sunhouse Properties
to schedule an interview.

955
00:51:02,539 --> 00:51:05,125
Honey, this is great!

956
00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:08,044
Mm, mm... Oh! Oh...

957
00:51:08,044 --> 00:51:10,046
You better call him first
thing in the morning.

958
00:51:10,046 --> 00:51:11,631
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

959
00:51:11,631 --> 00:51:15,051
Oh, damn, dog, that shit was good, dude.

960
00:51:15,051 --> 00:51:17,554
Damn, they should give you a
fuckin' Oscar for that shit.

961
00:51:28,481 --> 00:51:30,233
You just stood there

962
00:51:30,233 --> 00:51:34,237
And you fed me a line of
bullshit like it was nothing.

963
00:51:34,237 --> 00:51:38,073
You should be the lawyer.

964
00:51:38,073 --> 00:51:40,659
How could you just do that?

965
00:51:40,659 --> 00:51:44,413
How could you look me in the
eye and lie to me like that?

966
00:51:44,413 --> 00:51:45,497
I'm sorry.

967
00:51:45,497 --> 00:51:48,083
I'd rather you hit me.

968
00:51:49,585 --> 00:51:51,420
I'm your clown.

969
00:51:51,420 --> 00:51:53,005
I'm your fucking clown.

970
00:51:53,005 --> 00:51:56,592
And you and Jim are laughing at me?

971
00:51:56,592 --> 00:51:58,594
No, it's not...

972
00:51:58,594 --> 00:52:02,931
No, no, no, you are so
utterly, irrevocably busted!

973
00:52:06,602 --> 00:52:09,021
Why don't you just go play
with your little butt buddy?

974
00:52:09,021 --> 00:52:11,023
Go cook up more lies.

975
00:52:11,023 --> 00:52:13,025
You know, I bet you're
doing lines again.

976
00:52:13,025 --> 00:52:15,694
Dude, how could you say that shit?

977
00:52:15,694 --> 00:52:16,945
I'm not fuckin' doing lines again.

978
00:52:16,945 --> 00:52:18,530
Yeah, right, right.

979
00:52:18,530 --> 00:52:20,199
I'm not fuckin' doing lines again!

980
00:52:20,199 --> 00:52:22,785
Right now your word is less than shit.

981
00:52:22,785 --> 00:52:24,870
Maybe you should go.

982
00:52:24,870 --> 00:52:28,791
Just fuckin' go.

983
00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:32,961
Just fuckin'... just go, right?

984
00:52:32,961 --> 00:52:34,546
Fuck it. I'll fuckin' go!

985
00:52:34,546 --> 00:52:35,714
Please, go. Go!

986
00:52:35,714 --> 00:52:37,632
Fuck it then! I'll fuckin' go!

987
00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:39,300
Then go, Mike!

988
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:40,468
I'm serious! I'll fuckin' go

989
00:52:40,468 --> 00:52:41,719
Except I won't fuckin' come back!

990
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:42,970
You want me to fuckin' go?!

991
00:52:42,970 --> 00:52:43,971
Fuckin' go, Mike!

992
00:52:43,971 --> 00:52:45,306
I'll fuckin' go then!

993
00:52:45,306 --> 00:52:46,307
I'll fuckin' go!

994
00:52:46,307 --> 00:52:49,310
Get the fuck outta here!

995
00:52:56,150 --> 00:52:56,870
Hello?

996
00:52:58,736 --> 00:52:59,816
Speaking.

997
00:53:02,407 --> 00:53:06,661
Of course, sir. Absolutely.

998
00:53:06,661 --> 00:53:09,747
Thank you very much, Agent Richards.

999
00:53:09,747 --> 00:53:11,833
Thank you, sir.

1000
00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,006
Who was that?

1001
00:53:18,006 --> 00:53:19,424
That was the feds, my friend.

1002
00:53:19,424 --> 00:53:23,094
I've been informed that
I passed my urinalysis

1003
00:53:23,094 --> 00:53:25,596
And they would like me
to go in this morning

1004
00:53:25,596 --> 00:53:28,850
To start formal testing.

1005
00:53:28,850 --> 00:53:30,351
Fuck yeah, dude.

1006
00:53:30,351 --> 00:53:31,519
I'll be there all day,

1007
00:53:31,519 --> 00:53:34,605
So take my ride, get your ass a job.

1008
00:53:34,605 --> 00:53:35,690
Let's go.

1009
00:53:35,690 --> 00:53:37,025
Oh, shit!

1010
00:53:37,025 --> 00:53:40,694
Come on. Get your parasitic ass in gear.

1011
00:53:44,781 --> 00:53:48,702
I had some twisted-Ass dreams
about that dude being killed.

1012
00:53:48,702 --> 00:53:50,704
I slept like a baby.

1013
00:53:50,704 --> 00:53:54,207
I heard screaming.

1014
00:53:54,207 --> 00:53:55,792
What kind of tests?

1015
00:53:55,792 --> 00:53:58,628
Psychological tests.

1016
00:53:58,628 --> 00:54:01,882
Geez, you're a freakin' psycho, dude.

1017
00:54:01,882 --> 00:54:03,383
Don't answer that shit honestly.

1018
00:54:03,383 --> 00:54:05,886
Hell no.

1019
00:54:05,886 --> 00:54:09,222
They use the Minnesota
Multiphasic Inventory.

1020
00:54:09,222 --> 00:54:13,393
It's like 600 questions,
cross-Referenced

1021
00:54:13,393 --> 00:54:15,479
To detect deception.

1022
00:54:15,479 --> 00:54:16,980
They ask the same shit

1023
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:18,982
Six different ways. It's lame.

1024
00:54:18,982 --> 00:54:20,901
You'll ace it.

1025
00:54:20,901 --> 00:54:24,488
Dude, I'm gonna pull it off.

1026
00:54:24,488 --> 00:54:28,075
All I needed was a shot.

1027
00:54:28,075 --> 00:54:29,910
Gotta play the system.

1028
00:54:29,910 --> 00:54:33,246
Like a piano.

1029
00:54:42,171 --> 00:54:43,756
You done with that crap, son?

1030
00:54:43,756 --> 00:54:45,091
Yes, sir.

1031
00:54:45,091 --> 00:54:47,760
Let's grab some coffee
while these guys finish up.

1032
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,845
Bring that with you.

1033
00:54:50,930 --> 00:54:52,848
I see dumb people.

1034
00:54:56,018 --> 00:54:58,270
We reviewed your LAPD package.

1035
00:54:58,270 --> 00:55:00,856
Since they ran your
background, physical and psych,

1036
00:55:00,856 --> 00:55:02,942
We're going with their paper.

1037
00:55:02,942 --> 00:55:04,527
Navy sucks. Army swallows.

1038
00:55:04,527 --> 00:55:06,445
Took a little work to
pry your jacket loose

1039
00:55:06,445 --> 00:55:07,947
From their people.

1040
00:55:07,947 --> 00:55:10,533
They don't much like us poaching
from their applicant pool.

1041
00:55:10,533 --> 00:55:12,118
Move it, dirt bag.

1042
00:55:13,619 --> 00:55:15,121
Why'd they drop me?

1043
00:55:15,121 --> 00:55:17,623
Someone here make a call?

1044
00:55:17,623 --> 00:55:19,041
Nope.

1045
00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:20,376
They dropped you on psych, Jim.

1046
00:55:21,794 --> 00:55:23,879
You blew their profiles.

1047
00:55:23,879 --> 00:55:26,632
We're all a little goofy here.

1048
00:55:26,632 --> 00:55:29,301
You'd rather be with us, wouldn't you?

1049
00:55:29,301 --> 00:55:30,970
Absolutely, sir.

1050
00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:33,305
Good answer.

1051
00:55:33,305 --> 00:55:34,807
Have a seat.

1052
00:55:36,058 --> 00:55:38,060
Said you were bilingual on your app.

1053
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:39,729
They want to test your Spanish.

1054
00:55:39,729 --> 00:55:42,147
We can get that going if you got time.

1055
00:55:42,147 --> 00:55:43,982
Yes. Sure.

1056
00:55:43,982 --> 00:55:45,567
Who's "they"?

1057
00:55:45,567 --> 00:55:47,152
Your fans upstairs.

1058
00:55:47,152 --> 00:55:49,070
Fans upstairs? Who?

1059
00:55:49,070 --> 00:55:51,656
This is some shit above my pay grade,

1060
00:55:51,656 --> 00:55:55,243
But some very important
people have an eye on you, Jim.

1061
00:55:59,581 --> 00:56:01,166
Westside Realty Management.

1062
00:56:01,166 --> 00:56:02,917
How may I direct your call?

1063
00:56:04,002 --> 00:56:05,170
Please hold.

1064
00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:08,506
Okay, Mike...

1065
00:56:08,506 --> 00:56:10,008
Alonzo?

1066
00:56:10,008 --> 00:56:11,426
Oh, shit. Joe?!

1067
00:56:11,426 --> 00:56:12,844
Damn...! What's up, dog?

1068
00:56:12,844 --> 00:56:14,929
Mikey, look at you. What
are you doing here, dude?

1069
00:56:14,929 --> 00:56:16,931
Mikey, man, check you out.

1070
00:56:16,931 --> 00:56:18,183
What the fuck you doing here?

1071
00:56:18,183 --> 00:56:19,601
Fucking grew up. I work here.

1072
00:56:19,601 --> 00:56:21,186
Get out of here. Yeah.

1073
00:56:21,186 --> 00:56:22,937
Dude, you got to come on up.

1074
00:56:22,937 --> 00:56:24,189
Yeah, I'll show you the office.

1075
00:56:24,189 --> 00:56:25,690
Fuck, you're gonna trip, man,

1076
00:56:25,690 --> 00:56:27,108
I can see the ocean and everything.

1077
00:56:27,108 --> 00:56:29,527
Check you out, fucking
ocean view and all that.

1078
00:56:29,527 --> 00:56:31,529
You're wearing a suit now.

1079
00:56:31,529 --> 00:56:33,114
Got your hair cut. Hey, watch out, baby.

1080
00:56:33,114 --> 00:56:34,282
Yeah. Tag no more, huh?

1081
00:56:34,282 --> 00:56:35,700
No, man.

1082
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:37,202
Dude, what's up with
your brother, Pedro?

1083
00:56:37,202 --> 00:56:39,287
Oh, man, he's in Iraq.
He's in a forward unit.

1084
00:56:39,287 --> 00:56:41,206
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.

1085
00:56:41,206 --> 00:56:43,457
Fuckin' Mexicans.

1086
00:56:45,459 --> 00:56:46,377
Bye, sweetie.

1087
00:56:49,963 --> 00:56:52,132
Thank you, sir. I need
me some of this, man.

1088
00:56:52,132 --> 00:56:53,550
I've been taking piss all day.

1089
00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:54,551
Dude!

1090
00:56:54,551 --> 00:56:55,386
What?

1091
00:56:55,386 --> 00:56:56,387
You're not going to

1092
00:56:56,387 --> 00:56:57,554
Fucking believe this. What?

1093
00:56:57,554 --> 00:56:59,723
I had an interview today. Yeah?

1094
00:56:59,723 --> 00:57:01,225
Remember Crazy Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1095
00:57:01,225 --> 00:57:03,143
Dude stomped that guy's
face in at Taco Land

1096
00:57:03,143 --> 00:57:05,145
For grabbing his chick's ass.

1097
00:57:05,145 --> 00:57:06,730
Homeboy got his shit together, man.

1098
00:57:06,730 --> 00:57:07,815
Went to UCLA.

1099
00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:10,067
Works at this office up in Century City.

1100
00:57:10,067 --> 00:57:11,485
I got the hookup, dog.

1101
00:57:11,485 --> 00:57:13,654
12 an hour. Hoo-Hoo!

1102
00:57:13,654 --> 00:57:15,322
That's a lot of lettuce. That's right.

1103
00:57:15,322 --> 00:57:16,991
And in three months, I get benefits.

1104
00:57:16,991 --> 00:57:18,075
Damn! Benefits?

1105
00:57:18,075 --> 00:57:19,827
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit!

1106
00:57:19,827 --> 00:57:20,995
Yeah!

1107
00:57:20,995 --> 00:57:22,663
It's not for sure yet, though, dude.

1108
00:57:22,663 --> 00:57:24,331
I still got to meet the owner, right.

1109
00:57:24,331 --> 00:57:26,083
But he says I'm straight.

1110
00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:27,418
It's all good, you know.

1111
00:57:27,418 --> 00:57:29,420
You're in. Dude...

1112
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:30,921
I'm in. Oh, shit.

1113
00:57:30,921 --> 00:57:32,423
Yeah... What happened?

1114
00:57:32,423 --> 00:57:34,008
They want my ass, man.
Going back tomorrow

1115
00:57:34,008 --> 00:57:35,426
For a polygraph test.

1116
00:57:35,426 --> 00:57:37,678
If I pass that, they'll
send me to Georgia next week.

1117
00:57:37,678 --> 00:57:39,763
Oh...! Damn! It's like that?!

1118
00:57:39,763 --> 00:57:41,098
What's up, lawman?

1119
00:57:41,098 --> 00:57:42,433
Whoo-Hoo!

1120
00:57:42,433 --> 00:57:44,100
How you gonna pass a lie detector test,

1121
00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,768
You lying motherfucker? Aw, easy, man.

1122
00:57:45,768 --> 00:57:48,604
After every question,
you just fucking squeeze

1123
00:57:48,604 --> 00:57:50,273
Like you're taking a
dump, you know, man.

1124
00:57:50,273 --> 00:57:52,358
It throws the machine off. Ooh! Oh, dog.

1125
00:57:52,358 --> 00:57:54,110
You're gonna shit your
pants like that, bro.

1126
00:57:54,110 --> 00:57:55,278
Fuck, I think I just did.

1127
00:57:55,278 --> 00:57:56,946
All right, Jim,

1128
00:57:56,946 --> 00:57:58,865
I'm going to ask you
some control questions

1129
00:57:58,865 --> 00:58:01,117
Before we get to the good stuff.

1130
00:58:01,117 --> 00:58:03,619
They can be answered just "yes" or "no."

1131
00:58:03,619 --> 00:58:06,873
Just relax and respond naturally.

1132
00:58:07,957 --> 00:58:09,042
Are you ready?

1133
00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,043
Yes, sir.

1134
00:58:10,043 --> 00:58:12,462
You can just answer "yes" or "no."

1135
00:58:14,964 --> 00:58:17,884
"Is your name Jim Luther Davis?"

1136
00:58:17,884 --> 00:58:19,635
Yes.

1137
00:58:19,635 --> 00:58:22,221
"Do you live in Los Angeles?"

1138
00:58:22,221 --> 00:58:23,221
Yes.

1139
00:58:24,807 --> 00:58:27,727
"Are you 26 years old?"

1140
00:58:27,727 --> 00:58:28,811
Yes.

1141
00:58:30,313 --> 00:58:31,981
"Are you married?"

1142
00:58:31,981 --> 00:58:32,731
No.

1143
00:58:37,654 --> 00:58:39,072
"Are you wearing shoes?"

1144
00:58:39,072 --> 00:58:40,072
Yes.

1145
00:58:42,575 --> 00:58:45,661
"Have you ever smoked marijuana?"

1146
00:58:45,661 --> 00:58:46,661
Yes.

1147
00:58:49,998 --> 00:58:53,001
"Aside from the occasion you
mentioned in your application?"

1148
00:58:53,001 --> 00:58:53,751
No.

1149
00:58:58,173 --> 00:59:00,842
Jim, knock it off.

1150
00:59:02,761 --> 00:59:04,012
What, sir?

1151
00:59:04,012 --> 00:59:06,098
Son, I've been doing
polygraph examinations

1152
00:59:06,098 --> 00:59:09,351
Since you were swimming
in your daddy's balls.

1153
00:59:09,351 --> 00:59:11,853
So I know all the tricks.

1154
00:59:11,853 --> 00:59:13,522
You've either got a tack in your shoe

1155
00:59:13,522 --> 00:59:15,524
Or you're clinching your butt.

1156
00:59:15,524 --> 00:59:18,360
I've got spikes all over this thing.

1157
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,530
If you do it again,

1158
00:59:21,530 --> 00:59:23,865
I'm going to void this test

1159
00:59:23,865 --> 00:59:25,951
And report that you were uncooperative.

1160
00:59:25,951 --> 00:59:27,285
Do you understand?

1161
00:59:27,285 --> 00:59:29,121
Yes, sir.

1162
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,875
Walk with me.

1163
00:59:35,961 --> 00:59:37,295
We've got a problem, Jim.

1164
00:59:37,295 --> 00:59:38,714
With what?

1165
00:59:38,714 --> 00:59:40,298
With your candor.

1166
00:59:41,383 --> 00:59:43,468
Come in.

1167
00:59:43,468 --> 00:59:44,553
He's here, sir.

1168
00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:46,303
Bring him in.

1169
00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:50,474
Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck,
our regional director.

1170
00:59:50,474 --> 00:59:51,475
Pleased to meet you, sir.

1171
00:59:51,475 --> 00:59:53,060
Have a seat.

1172
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:54,645
Mr. Gillespie.

1173
00:59:54,645 --> 00:59:57,064
Pleased to meet you, sir.

1174
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,736
Jim, uh...

1175
01:00:01,736 --> 01:00:02,987
You're an exemplary candidate

1176
01:00:02,987 --> 01:00:05,406
With valuable operational experience.

1177
01:00:05,406 --> 01:00:09,076
You've cleared the psych
and physical hurdles.

1178
01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:11,829
Your credit's good, you've
kept your nose clean,

1179
01:00:11,829 --> 01:00:13,331
You've got the Spanish.

1180
01:00:13,331 --> 01:00:14,665
You clearance is still valid.

1181
01:00:14,665 --> 01:00:16,083
Everybody we talked to for background

1182
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:19,003
Had only great things to say about you.

1183
01:00:19,003 --> 01:00:21,088
And then you scored a
negative-Five on the polygraph.

1184
01:00:21,088 --> 01:00:25,426
That's indicative of deception.

1185
01:00:25,426 --> 01:00:27,011
We were wondering why

1186
01:00:27,011 --> 01:00:29,847
Until we got the results of urinalysis.

1187
01:00:29,847 --> 01:00:33,601
We detected THC metabolites
in the urine, Jim.

1188
01:00:35,436 --> 01:00:38,439
Levels were just below
the positive threshold,

1189
01:00:38,439 --> 01:00:41,108
But there was a presence.

1190
01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:43,194
Do you have a drug problem, Mr. Davis?

1191
01:00:43,194 --> 01:00:44,779
I don't have a drug problem, sir.

1192
01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:49,115
I made a very stupid mistake.

1193
01:00:49,115 --> 01:00:50,533
Would you care to tell
us the circumstances

1194
01:00:50,533 --> 01:00:51,701
Of your stupid mistake?

1195
01:00:51,701 --> 01:00:53,703
I was at a party...

1196
01:00:53,703 --> 01:00:56,873
And someone offered me a joint.

1197
01:00:56,873 --> 01:01:00,627
I was pretty angry
about not getting into

1198
01:01:00,627 --> 01:01:04,631
The LAPD, so I was
feeling rebellious and, uh

1199
01:01:07,634 --> 01:01:10,303
I inhaled.

1200
01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:12,973
Someone considering a
career in law enforcement

1201
01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,557
Would be well advised to exercise

1202
01:01:14,557 --> 01:01:16,226
A little more discipline.

1203
01:01:16,226 --> 01:01:18,144
Yes, sir.

1204
01:01:19,562 --> 01:01:22,482
I'm on the fence, Doug.

1205
01:01:22,482 --> 01:01:24,067
It's your call.

1206
01:01:24,067 --> 01:01:26,403
Mr. Davis, I'm in charge
of several programs.

1207
01:01:26,403 --> 01:01:28,405
Yes, sir?

1208
01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:31,324
Had a nice chat with your
old commanding officer.

1209
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,584
Good.

1210
01:01:41,584 --> 01:01:42,919
Recognize these guys?

1211
01:01:46,506 --> 01:01:48,590
Huh? Yeah,

1212
01:01:48,590 --> 01:01:49,591
They're your buddies.

1213
01:01:49,591 --> 01:01:51,176
Your old Hajji buddies.

1214
01:01:51,176 --> 01:01:53,262
You should work in a deli
how you sliced these guys up.

1215
01:01:53,262 --> 01:01:54,346
Jesus Christ.

1216
01:01:54,346 --> 01:01:55,848
Oh, I'm sorry.

1217
01:01:55,848 --> 01:01:58,350
Did I ruin your lunch?

1218
01:01:58,350 --> 01:02:00,185
You went through those sons of bitches

1219
01:02:00,185 --> 01:02:02,271
Like butter.

1220
01:02:02,271 --> 01:02:03,856
I took my objective

1221
01:02:03,856 --> 01:02:05,441
And did what was necessary

1222
01:02:05,441 --> 01:02:08,444
To obtain information
vital to national security

1223
01:02:08,444 --> 01:02:10,612
That saved American lives.

1224
01:02:10,612 --> 01:02:12,531
Whacked them all, huh, Jim?

1225
01:02:12,531 --> 01:02:14,783
My C.O. Told me not to
leave anything breathing.

1226
01:02:14,783 --> 01:02:16,702
I do what I'm told. Relax, son.

1227
01:02:16,702 --> 01:02:20,539
You were getting paid to fuck people up.

1228
01:02:20,539 --> 01:02:22,207
You know we're beefing up
our anti-Narcotics programs

1229
01:02:22,207 --> 01:02:24,710
In Latin America.

1230
01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:25,878
Yes, sir.

1231
01:02:25,878 --> 01:02:28,714
I had heard some
things on the grapevine.

1232
01:02:28,714 --> 01:02:30,382
I want you on my team.

1233
01:02:30,382 --> 01:02:32,217
I need someone who can get things done

1234
01:02:32,217 --> 01:02:34,053
On my task force in Colombia.

1235
01:02:34,053 --> 01:02:34,773
Sir...

1236
01:02:36,472 --> 01:02:39,141
I listed Los Angeles and
San Diego on my dream sheet.

1237
01:02:39,141 --> 01:02:40,976
No slots in southern California?

1238
01:02:40,976 --> 01:02:42,645
No, Jim.

1239
01:02:42,645 --> 01:02:43,646
I got Colombia.

1240
01:02:43,646 --> 01:02:45,564
That's what I have for you.

1241
01:02:45,564 --> 01:02:47,566
If it's not what you want,

1242
01:02:47,566 --> 01:02:48,566
Thank you for your time.

1243
01:02:48,566 --> 01:02:50,985
You can hit the door.

1244
01:02:52,570 --> 01:02:55,657
What exactly would I be doing?

1245
01:02:55,657 --> 01:02:58,242
Running and gunning in the jungle?

1246
01:02:58,242 --> 01:03:00,411
Mr. Davis, this is the deal.

1247
01:03:00,411 --> 01:03:02,413
You'll be riding shotgun with the locals

1248
01:03:02,413 --> 01:03:04,666
As interpreter-Advisor
on sharp end operations.

1249
01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:06,167
You'll be in some very hot areas.

1250
01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:08,002
How hot?

1251
01:03:08,002 --> 01:03:09,504
We talking trigger time?

1252
01:03:09,504 --> 01:03:10,838
Sure, if you want.

1253
01:03:10,838 --> 01:03:13,758
Well, who exactly
would I be working for?

1254
01:03:13,758 --> 01:03:15,927
The U.S. Government, Jim.

1255
01:03:15,927 --> 01:03:18,763
I want you in Glynco, Georgia next week.

1256
01:03:18,763 --> 01:03:20,932
You make it through in one piece,

1257
01:03:20,932 --> 01:03:24,519
You'll be working Colombia's
finest by the summer.

1258
01:03:24,519 --> 01:03:26,437
It's just that...

1259
01:03:26,437 --> 01:03:29,023
I'm supposed to get married, sir.

1260
01:03:29,023 --> 01:03:31,109
Maybe now is not the
time to start a family.

1261
01:03:31,109 --> 01:03:32,777
We've been together a long time.

1262
01:03:32,777 --> 01:03:35,196
I'm serious about marrying her.

1263
01:03:35,196 --> 01:03:40,118
Foreign bride could jeopardize
your security clearance.

1264
01:03:40,118 --> 01:03:44,956
Jim, don't shack up with some Mexican.

1265
01:03:44,956 --> 01:03:48,376
Colombian broads are
smoking hot and knee deep.

1266
01:03:48,376 --> 01:03:50,627
You get a per diem and a driver.

1267
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,796
You'll live like a
fucking king down there.

1268
01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:53,880
Yes, sir, I understand.

1269
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,965
You take some time,

1270
01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:56,383
Think about what you want to do.

1271
01:03:56,383 --> 01:03:57,467
This is a serious commitment.

1272
01:04:01,638 --> 01:04:05,058
I want the opportunity, sir.

1273
01:04:05,058 --> 01:04:07,060
I want on board.

1274
01:04:11,982 --> 01:04:13,483
Welcome aboard.

1275
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:14,985
I'm taking a big chance on you.

1276
01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:16,069
Thank you, sir.

1277
01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,738
This is the career I've dreamed of.

1278
01:04:17,738 --> 01:04:19,156
These are your orders,

1279
01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:20,657
Orientation material and travel money.

1280
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:24,661
Report to FLETC before the
end of working hours Wednesday.

1281
01:04:24,661 --> 01:04:26,830
Thank you, sir.

1282
01:04:26,830 --> 01:04:27,998
Go.

1283
01:04:45,849 --> 01:04:48,185
Sorry, dog.

1284
01:04:54,023 --> 01:04:56,108
I got the job.

1285
01:04:57,276 --> 01:04:59,111
Oh, shit.

1286
01:04:59,111 --> 01:05:00,361
Yeah?

1287
01:05:01,781 --> 01:05:03,866
Me, too.

1288
01:05:06,118 --> 01:05:08,454
When do you start? Monday.

1289
01:05:08,454 --> 01:05:09,872
When do you start?

1290
01:05:09,872 --> 01:05:11,123
Wednesday.

1291
01:05:11,123 --> 01:05:14,543
Big Jim, back on the man's payroll.

1292
01:05:14,543 --> 01:05:17,380
Got the W-2

1293
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:20,633
And the employee handbook
as proof of employment.

1294
01:05:20,633 --> 01:05:23,719
I will be back in the
arms of my woman tonight.

1295
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:24,969
Good.

1296
01:05:26,973 --> 01:05:29,392
Hey, we got to celebrate this shit.

1297
01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:31,978
<i>Salud.</i>

1298
01:05:35,648 --> 01:05:36,816
Oh, shit.

1299
01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:42,571
Fuzz.

1300
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,490
They're on my ass, dog.

1301
01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:47,326
<i>And my license is suspended.</i>

1302
01:05:47,326 --> 01:05:49,161
Yeah, maybe he's after someone else.

1303
01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:53,415
Shit. Fucking shit, man.

1304
01:05:53,415 --> 01:05:55,667
He's pointing right at me.

1305
01:05:55,667 --> 01:05:57,752
And we got the open beers.

1306
01:05:57,752 --> 01:06:00,672
Fuck the beers, the guns.

1307
01:06:00,672 --> 01:06:02,590
Shoot the fucker.

1308
01:06:02,590 --> 01:06:04,426
Car's in my name. We're fucked.

1309
01:06:07,429 --> 01:06:11,182
Shit. Right when shit was
starting to go good, dude,

1310
01:06:11,182 --> 01:06:12,267
I'm going to jail.

1311
01:06:12,267 --> 01:06:13,601
Damn it, I'm going to jail.

1312
01:06:15,854 --> 01:06:17,439
I can dump these guys.

1313
01:06:18,606 --> 01:06:20,692
Rip the video from their trunk.

1314
01:06:26,364 --> 01:06:27,532
Let's see them hands.

1315
01:06:27,532 --> 01:06:28,616
Let's see your hands

1316
01:06:28,616 --> 01:06:30,535
On the fucking dash!

1317
01:06:30,535 --> 01:06:33,538
Grab the sky or I'll blow
your fucking heads off.

1318
01:06:33,538 --> 01:06:35,790
Blink and die, scumbags.

1319
01:06:39,878 --> 01:06:40,628
Oh.

1320
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:43,465
Look who it is, dude.

1321
01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:45,050
It's all right, I know these guys.

1322
01:06:45,050 --> 01:06:47,135
You fucking asshole.

1323
01:06:47,135 --> 01:06:49,137
You're such a prick. You
scared the fuck out of me.

1324
01:06:49,137 --> 01:06:52,474
What's up, homie?

1325
01:06:52,474 --> 01:06:55,142
What's up, fool? What's up, man.

1326
01:06:55,142 --> 01:06:57,728
I almost shot you, jerk.

1327
01:06:57,728 --> 01:06:59,229
That shit wasn't fucking funny, Leo.

1328
01:06:59,229 --> 01:07:00,314
Yeah, it was hilarious.

1329
01:07:00,314 --> 01:07:03,067
You guys getting fucked up?

1330
01:07:03,067 --> 01:07:06,403
Of course, dog, it's Friday.

1331
01:07:06,403 --> 01:07:08,739
Well, Boot, you in the Academy yet?

1332
01:07:08,739 --> 01:07:10,741
Fuck no.

1333
01:07:10,741 --> 01:07:12,076
Fuck the LAPD.

1334
01:07:12,076 --> 01:07:14,662
It's local small-Time bullshit.

1335
01:07:14,662 --> 01:07:15,746
I'm going with the feds.

1336
01:07:15,746 --> 01:07:16,914
How'd you get that hook-Up, dog?

1337
01:07:16,914 --> 01:07:19,083
You know, me, got my connects, you know.

1338
01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,167
Going to FLETC on Wednesday.

1339
01:07:20,167 --> 01:07:21,919
Hey, see you can get me in there.

1340
01:07:21,919 --> 01:07:23,587
Yeah, I'll look into that.

1341
01:07:23,587 --> 01:07:25,422
How's Sylvia?

1342
01:07:25,422 --> 01:07:27,591
None of your concern, ass wipe.

1343
01:07:27,591 --> 01:07:30,010
Say hi to her for me, no?

1344
01:07:30,010 --> 01:07:31,345
No.

1345
01:07:31,345 --> 01:07:35,015
<i>This vato's all
protective of his female.</i>

1346
01:07:35,015 --> 01:07:37,184
Check this out.

1347
01:07:38,769 --> 01:07:39,770
Nice, huh?

1348
01:07:39,770 --> 01:07:42,356
It's a nine? Uh-Huh.

1349
01:07:42,356 --> 01:07:44,191
Sorry, dog, I got a lot of nines.

1350
01:07:44,191 --> 01:07:45,776
Come on, dude, it's a bad-Ass Ruger.

1351
01:07:45,776 --> 01:07:48,112
Talk to Toussaint. He'll buy that shit.

1352
01:07:48,112 --> 01:07:50,114
Toussaint, he's... he's in Florida.

1353
01:07:50,114 --> 01:07:52,616
He's back. He called me today.

1354
01:07:55,535 --> 01:07:57,036
Page me tonight, bro.

1355
01:07:57,036 --> 01:08:01,040
<i>We'll hit the clubs and
tear up some fine hinas.</i>

1356
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,710
Later. Sure, dog.

1357
01:08:03,710 --> 01:08:05,211
I'm on the City's time.

1358
01:08:05,211 --> 01:08:07,964
You guys be cool.

1359
01:08:07,964 --> 01:08:09,966
Okay?

1360
01:08:14,387 --> 01:08:16,055
That fuck-- He
put a scare in me.

1361
01:08:16,055 --> 01:08:17,390
Yeah, me, too.

1362
01:08:17,390 --> 01:08:18,558
He's a dick.

1363
01:08:18,558 --> 01:08:20,310
Want to party with him?

1364
01:08:24,897 --> 01:08:27,400
See if this motherfucker's home, dude.

1365
01:08:34,157 --> 01:08:38,995
Toussaint? Toussaint?!

1366
01:08:38,995 --> 01:08:40,163
Yo, Toussaint?

1367
01:08:40,163 --> 01:08:41,497
Yeah, come on, man.

1368
01:08:41,497 --> 01:08:45,418
Can't go far in that little
fucking place of yours. Fuck in.

1369
01:08:45,418 --> 01:08:47,503
Goddamm it, I'm coming.

1370
01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:49,422
Chill out.

1371
01:08:50,923 --> 01:08:52,342
Washing that dirty ass.

1372
01:08:56,428 --> 01:08:58,430
Damn it.

1373
01:08:58,430 --> 01:09:01,099
Group love. Group... Come on.

1374
01:09:01,099 --> 01:09:02,267
Group love, boys.

1375
01:09:02,267 --> 01:09:06,104
Welcome back, hometown.

1376
01:09:06,104 --> 01:09:09,608
Hey, I missed you crazy fuckers, man.

1377
01:09:09,608 --> 01:09:11,109
Leo told us you were back.

1378
01:09:11,109 --> 01:09:13,362
Thanks for calling asshole.

1379
01:09:17,783 --> 01:09:18,983
You a cop?

1380
01:09:21,286 --> 01:09:22,621
Uh-Uh. Going federal.

1381
01:09:24,456 --> 01:09:26,792
Man, craziest head I know

1382
01:09:26,792 --> 01:09:27,960
Is going

1383
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:28,961
To be a fed.

1384
01:09:28,961 --> 01:09:32,297
Yes, sir! Sir.

1385
01:09:32,297 --> 01:09:33,966
Still sponging off your woman?

1386
01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:36,468
Fuck you, dog. I got a job.

1387
01:09:36,468 --> 01:09:37,469
This motherfucker.

1388
01:09:37,469 --> 01:09:39,972
Look, dude.

1389
01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:43,475
This is bad.

1390
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:46,061
It's yours for three big ones, dog.

1391
01:09:46,061 --> 01:09:50,065
Fuck yeah, I want it.

1392
01:09:50,065 --> 01:09:53,735
What's up? What's up?

1393
01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,487
Huh?

1394
01:09:55,487 --> 01:09:57,905
What the fuck you say now, huh?

1395
01:09:57,905 --> 01:09:59,490
Hey. Huh?

1396
01:09:59,490 --> 01:10:02,159
Bam, bam, bam.

1397
01:10:02,159 --> 01:10:05,162
Motherfucker, I'm strapped.

1398
01:10:05,162 --> 01:10:07,581
What the fuck is up now, huh?

1399
01:10:07,581 --> 01:10:09,417
Whoo-Ooh!

1400
01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:10,584
Whoa, whoa.

1401
01:10:10,584 --> 01:10:12,169
Your kneecap and shit.

1402
01:10:12,169 --> 01:10:16,590
Step up and get blasted.

1403
01:10:16,590 --> 01:10:20,594
Shit, man, what the fuck is up now?

1404
01:10:20,594 --> 01:10:22,513
Hey, kick back, gunslinger.

1405
01:10:22,513 --> 01:10:23,514
It's loaded.

1406
01:10:23,514 --> 01:10:24,849
That shit goes through walls.

1407
01:10:24,849 --> 01:10:26,017
You pop the neighbor's little kids.

1408
01:10:27,351 --> 01:10:28,519
Uh-Oh.

1409
01:10:28,519 --> 01:10:29,854
Ooh.

1410
01:10:30,771 --> 01:10:33,691
Fuck, dude.

1411
01:10:33,691 --> 01:10:36,777
Whoa, I'm straight, bro.

1412
01:10:36,777 --> 01:10:41,032
Yo, guys, we got to
party tonight, you know?

1413
01:10:41,032 --> 01:10:42,867
Go clubbin' or something.

1414
01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:44,201
I got a better idea.

1415
01:10:44,201 --> 01:10:45,202
What?

1416
01:10:45,202 --> 01:10:46,203
Here, sir.

1417
01:10:48,205 --> 01:10:50,207
Let's go to Mexico.

1418
01:10:50,207 --> 01:10:51,876
Mexico?!

1419
01:10:51,876 --> 01:10:53,961
Yeah. I'm in.

1420
01:10:57,882 --> 01:10:59,716
Only fags like that...

1421
01:10:59,716 --> 01:11:01,718
Because you're a little faggot.

1422
01:11:01,718 --> 01:11:03,219
I don't get it, too much fucking hills.

1423
01:11:03,219 --> 01:11:04,304
Right, right.

1424
01:11:04,304 --> 01:11:07,724
Dude, yo, dude, stay
back boy, stay back.

1425
01:11:07,724 --> 01:11:10,060
Motherfucker's got to ask permission.

1426
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:12,979
Fuck you, all right?

1427
01:11:12,979 --> 01:11:14,814
Let me tell you something.

1428
01:11:14,814 --> 01:11:16,816
I am a grown motherfucking
man, all right?

1429
01:11:16,816 --> 01:11:18,568
I'm going to tell her the good news,

1430
01:11:18,568 --> 01:11:20,904
Make up, grab my shit and we are out.

1431
01:11:20,904 --> 01:11:23,406
Lines, lines, and more lines.

1432
01:11:23,406 --> 01:11:25,742
For many passengers
traveling through LAX,

1433
01:11:25,742 --> 01:11:27,911
The waiting has become unbearable.

1434
01:11:27,911 --> 01:11:29,412
It's hit or miss, you
can't predict it...

1435
01:11:29,412 --> 01:11:32,415
Excuse me, you're not made out of glass.

1436
01:11:32,415 --> 01:11:33,416
I'm made out of me.

1437
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:36,086
You're drunk.

1438
01:11:36,086 --> 01:11:37,587
I'm celebrating, baby.

1439
01:11:37,587 --> 01:11:39,005
What, another wasted day?

1440
01:11:40,882 --> 01:11:42,509
Here.

1441
01:11:42,509 --> 01:11:44,928
...security since 9-11,
but that's true everywhere.

1442
01:11:44,928 --> 01:11:48,098
...and still a recent
study shows the wait at LAX

1443
01:11:48,098 --> 01:11:49,683
Is the third longest in the world...

1444
01:11:53,436 --> 01:11:54,854
This is a good company.

1445
01:11:54,854 --> 01:11:57,065
They make all the new condos downtown.

1446
01:11:57,065 --> 01:11:58,066
How much?

1447
01:11:58,066 --> 01:11:59,150
$12 an hour.

1448
01:11:59,150 --> 01:12:00,150
Plus their MIS guy

1449
01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:01,360
Is leaving in three months.

1450
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,195
I'm going to update my certifications

1451
01:12:03,195 --> 01:12:04,446
And take his job over.

1452
01:12:04,446 --> 01:12:05,614
Then I'll make bank.

1453
01:12:09,118 --> 01:12:10,869
Such an asshole.

1454
01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:12,871
What? Why? This shit is real.

1455
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:14,873
This is a great job,
the pay is outstanding

1456
01:12:14,873 --> 01:12:17,793
And it's a great opportunity
for me to do what I want to do.

1457
01:12:17,793 --> 01:12:19,545
I know.

1458
01:12:19,545 --> 01:12:22,715
It's so... it's so Mike, you know.

1459
01:12:22,715 --> 01:12:24,967
You can't just go out
and get a shitty job.

1460
01:12:24,967 --> 01:12:26,468
You gotta... you gotta get a...

1461
01:12:26,468 --> 01:12:27,469
A dream job?

1462
01:12:27,469 --> 01:12:28,804
Yeah, a dream job.

1463
01:12:28,804 --> 01:12:31,807
Well, why shouldn't your
dream guy have a dream job?

1464
01:12:31,807 --> 01:12:33,809
...the ambitious plans of many opponents

1465
01:12:33,809 --> 01:12:36,812
On the County Board of Supervisors...

1466
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,655
Come here, I have a job for you.

1467
01:12:58,167 --> 01:13:00,252
What the fuck is taking so long?

1468
01:13:00,252 --> 01:13:01,836
I knew this shit would happen.

1469
01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:03,171
She hates my ass.

1470
01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:05,506
She's not going to let him go.

1471
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,342
Go knock.

1472
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,554
Dude, go knock.

1473
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:16,017
Bro, drag his fucking ass out of there.

1474
01:13:23,191 --> 01:13:24,692
Yo, Miguel.

1475
01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:28,195
Hey.

1476
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:32,617
Mike, hurry up.

1477
01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,703
Hey.

1478
01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,538
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?

1479
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:38,957
Come on, dude.

1480
01:13:38,957 --> 01:13:41,042
Dog, I'm tearin' it up, man.

1481
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:43,419
I'm hittin' it, bro.
It's been a few days.

1482
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:46,130
You guys just go ahead,
man. I'm gonna chill.

1483
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,548
What?

1484
01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:50,051
I'm just gonna kick
it here with the woman.

1485
01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:52,720
You said you'd go, man.

1486
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,347
Your woman's in your head.

1487
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:55,390
That's wrong.

1488
01:13:55,390 --> 01:13:56,724
She's got your nuts, bro.

1489
01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:58,643
Dog, dog...

1490
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:01,646
Sylvia's all happy 'cause I
got a job, all right, dude?

1491
01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:03,563
She wants us to fuckin' chill together.

1492
01:14:03,563 --> 01:14:07,150
Man, that girl put the zap on your head.

1493
01:14:07,150 --> 01:14:08,819
This is our last chance to hang.

1494
01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:12,155
You're like my brother. Yeah.

1495
01:14:12,155 --> 01:14:13,824
You're all I got. You're
gonna dog me like that?

1496
01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:15,200
I ain't no fucking do...

1497
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,411
How are you, baby?

1498
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:19,579
Hey, Sylvia, he's going to Mexico.

1499
01:14:19,579 --> 01:14:22,958
No, he isn't, Jim. Yes, he is.

1500
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:27,004
I'm joining the feds. I'm
gone, I'm out of here next week.

1501
01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:28,588
The least you can do

1502
01:14:28,588 --> 01:14:30,007
Is let my best friend

1503
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,341
See me off.

1504
01:14:31,341 --> 01:14:32,509
Baby, it's not safe.

1505
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:33,969
All you're going to do is drink.

1506
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:36,013
Aw, fuck, man.

1507
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,764
Mike, come on.

1508
01:14:37,764 --> 01:14:39,641
Come on, fuck, man!

1509
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:41,435
Come on, you promised.

1510
01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:43,020
You promised, man.

1511
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:48,191
Yo... I promised, Sylvia, okay?

1512
01:14:48,191 --> 01:14:50,110
Mike, you're not going to Mexico.

1513
01:14:50,110 --> 01:14:51,862
What?

1514
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:53,447
You're not going.

1515
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,616
I'm not your fucking puppet, Sylvia.

1516
01:14:56,616 --> 01:14:58,994
All right, you know
what, do what you want.

1517
01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:01,288
But I'm not going to be
here when you get back.

1518
01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:02,539
That's fucked up.

1519
01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:04,540
Why you got to lay that bullshit on him?

1520
01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:06,459
Because I don't want
him going with you, Jim.

1521
01:15:06,459 --> 01:15:08,544
You're fucking nuts.

1522
01:15:08,544 --> 01:15:10,796
You're crazy and you're dangerous,

1523
01:15:10,796 --> 01:15:12,798
And my biggest nightmare
is you with a fucking badge.

1524
01:15:12,798 --> 01:15:14,300
You're the last person
who should have one.

1525
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,301
Yeah? Yeah.

1526
01:15:15,301 --> 01:15:16,469
That's not bullshit, it's the truth.

1527
01:15:16,469 --> 01:15:17,762
Fuck this!

1528
01:15:17,762 --> 01:15:18,888
Whoa, wait.

1529
01:15:18,888 --> 01:15:20,389
Whatever, man.

1530
01:15:20,389 --> 01:15:22,975
Fuckin' thanks, homie!

1531
01:15:22,975 --> 01:15:24,060
Yeah, laters.

1532
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,060
Bye.

1533
01:15:26,562 --> 01:15:27,897
Yo, yo.

1534
01:15:27,897 --> 01:15:29,231
I'm going.

1535
01:15:30,650 --> 01:15:31,651
I gotta go.

1536
01:15:31,651 --> 01:15:33,319
Get the fuck out of here, go!

1537
01:15:34,654 --> 01:15:35,404
Go!

1538
01:15:35,404 --> 01:15:37,156
Fuck this shit, man.

1539
01:15:37,156 --> 01:15:38,491
Good night, Sylvia.

1540
01:15:38,491 --> 01:15:39,659
Kiss my ass, Jim.

1541
01:15:39,659 --> 01:15:41,702
Oh, any time, sellout.

1542
01:15:41,702 --> 01:15:44,372
Oh, you going to be
happy once he's dead? Huh?

1543
01:15:53,339 --> 01:15:54,674
Hey, Toussaint.

1544
01:15:54,674 --> 01:15:56,342
I heard the battle, man.

1545
01:15:56,342 --> 01:15:58,678
Yo, your lady didn't
want you going, huh?

1546
01:15:58,678 --> 01:16:00,179
No, but I'm going.

1547
01:16:00,179 --> 01:16:01,681
Hell, yeah. Shit.

1548
01:16:01,681 --> 01:16:03,265
I'm a motherfucking man. That's right.

1549
01:16:03,265 --> 01:16:05,350
Shit. I walk the Earth at will.

1550
01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:07,310
Damn right. I do
whatever the fuck I want.

1551
01:16:07,310 --> 01:16:08,353
You know, we're men, right?

1552
01:16:08,353 --> 01:16:09,604
We're men, right? That's right.

1553
01:16:09,604 --> 01:16:10,939
That's what we do, right?

1554
01:16:10,939 --> 01:16:12,607
Amen. And
don't worry--

1555
01:16:12,607 --> 01:16:14,859
Home girl will be right there
waiting when you get back.

1556
01:16:14,859 --> 01:16:16,027
You're right. You're right.

1557
01:16:16,027 --> 01:16:17,237
She wouldn't play that shit like that.

1558
01:16:17,237 --> 01:16:18,697
Shit, I got a fucking job for real.

1559
01:16:18,697 --> 01:16:19,614
You did.

1560
01:16:19,614 --> 01:16:21,116
Plus you're my homie,
dog. You're my homie.

1561
01:16:21,116 --> 01:16:22,784
You're going to go fucking do your thing

1562
01:16:22,784 --> 01:16:24,619
And this is it. No, shit, dude.

1563
01:16:24,619 --> 01:16:25,704
Yo, we're all dogs.

1564
01:16:25,704 --> 01:16:27,038
I got you guys back, man.

1565
01:16:27,038 --> 01:16:28,123
No doubt, no doubt.

1566
01:16:28,123 --> 01:16:29,874
It's just going to be fucking cool, yo.

1567
01:16:29,874 --> 01:16:31,626
I got a job, you got a job.

1568
01:16:31,626 --> 01:16:33,128
Shit, I got some bud.

1569
01:16:33,128 --> 01:16:34,546
We got some smokes. We got some

1570
01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:36,298
Motherfucking money.
We are on a mission.

1571
01:16:36,298 --> 01:16:39,301
Let's get our heads together
so we can achieve our objective

1572
01:16:39,301 --> 01:16:40,468
In a timely manner.

1573
01:16:40,468 --> 01:16:43,054
Let's get deployed, people.

1574
01:17:08,287 --> 01:17:10,372
Wake up, wake up, wake up.

1575
01:17:10,372 --> 01:17:11,498
Rise and fucking shine.

1576
01:17:11,498 --> 01:17:14,043
Come on, ladies. Chow time.

1577
01:17:14,043 --> 01:17:15,252
Chow's getting cold.

1578
01:17:15,252 --> 01:17:18,339
Oh, what the fuck, Jim? Chill, dude.

1579
01:17:33,854 --> 01:17:35,439
Dude, where are we?

1580
01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:38,484
Family, man.

1581
01:17:38,484 --> 01:17:40,069
Damn! It's a shizzack...

1582
01:17:40,069 --> 01:17:41,111
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1583
01:17:41,111 --> 01:17:43,614
It's a home, all right?

1584
01:17:43,614 --> 01:17:45,824
Respect, bro.

1585
01:17:45,824 --> 01:17:47,701
Straighten up, fellas.

1586
01:17:51,121 --> 01:17:53,040
My old lady, Marta.

1587
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:54,041
<i>Hola.</i>

1588
01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:55,209
<i>Mike. Hola, mucho gusto.</i>

1589
01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:56,752
<i>Hola, Mike. Toussaint.</i>

1590
01:17:56,752 --> 01:17:58,212
<i>Hola. Hola. Hola.</i>

1591
01:17:58,212 --> 01:17:59,880
<i>Hola. Marisa.</i>

1592
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:00,965
<i>Good morning. My mom.</i>

1593
01:18:00,965 --> 01:18:01,966
<i>Nice to meet you. Marta's mom.</i>

1594
01:18:01,966 --> 01:18:03,968
<i>Good morning.</i>

1595
01:18:03,968 --> 01:18:05,302
Vicki. Vicki.

1596
01:18:05,302 --> 01:18:07,220
<i>The cousin, that's my cousin.</i>

1597
01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:08,388
<i>Nice to meet you.</i>

1598
01:18:08,388 --> 01:18:09,639
<i>Nice to meet you. Mike. Vicki.</i>

1599
01:18:09,639 --> 01:18:11,349
Toussaint.

1600
01:18:11,349 --> 01:18:12,558
Vicki.

1601
01:18:12,558 --> 01:18:14,060
Okay.

1602
01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:15,645
Hey, record yourselves a rock.

1603
01:18:15,645 --> 01:18:17,397
<i>Yes, please sit down.</i>

1604
01:18:19,732 --> 01:18:20,733
Vicky?

1605
01:18:20,733 --> 01:18:22,402
<i>Coffee, do you want coffee?</i>

1606
01:18:22,402 --> 01:18:24,404
<i>Yes, coffee, please. Vicki, come on.</i>

1607
01:18:24,404 --> 01:18:26,656
<i>Calm down, baby.</i>

1608
01:18:29,325 --> 01:18:30,827
Mom!

1609
01:18:30,827 --> 01:18:32,996
Yeah, w-What's she saying, dude?

1610
01:18:32,996 --> 01:18:35,081
Oh, they... they think you're cool.

1611
01:18:35,081 --> 01:18:36,249
Oh, sweet.

1612
01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:40,420
<i>Here you go. Thank you.</i>

1613
01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:42,755
<i>Caliente. Thank you.</i>

1614
01:18:46,592 --> 01:18:47,802
Dude...

1615
01:18:47,802 --> 01:18:49,262
Marta's fine as fuck, bro.

1616
01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:50,471
Hey, hey, hey...

1617
01:18:50,471 --> 01:18:52,557
I'm just saying, dude.
You need to marry her, bro.

1618
01:18:52,557 --> 01:18:54,934
If you don't, you're a fool.

1619
01:18:54,934 --> 01:18:57,103
<i>¿Que dice?</i>

1620
01:18:57,103 --> 01:18:58,353
Oh...

1621
01:19:00,106 --> 01:19:02,191
Oh, that shit's good, man.

1622
01:19:02,191 --> 01:19:04,777
No shit, you know they got that
good fucking weed from here.

1623
01:19:04,777 --> 01:19:07,697
That's what I want.
Some of that good shit.

1624
01:19:07,697 --> 01:19:10,115
You know where some fields
are or something, Jim?

1625
01:19:10,115 --> 01:19:12,701
Yeah, that's not... I want to
see, like, where they grow it.

1626
01:19:12,701 --> 01:19:13,869
You know, and then maybe

1627
01:19:13,869 --> 01:19:15,996
They'll let us go out
and, like, pick some.

1628
01:19:15,996 --> 01:19:18,123
You know, pick some of
that really good weed.

1629
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:29,968
Shit.

1630
01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:36,391
Toussaint?

1631
01:19:41,229 --> 01:19:43,231
This is nice.

1632
01:19:43,231 --> 01:19:45,567
This is beautiful, man.

1633
01:19:45,567 --> 01:19:46,735
Dog, you see this?

1634
01:19:46,735 --> 01:19:47,985
Here.

1635
01:19:50,447 --> 01:19:51,448
Mmm...

1636
01:19:51,448 --> 01:19:52,658
Beautiful...

1637
01:19:52,658 --> 01:19:53,909
Man!

1638
01:19:53,909 --> 01:19:55,410
Mmm!

1639
01:19:55,410 --> 01:19:57,496
<i>When the hell'd you
get all the pistos, dog?</i>

1640
01:19:57,496 --> 01:19:58,789
<i>Mexico, man.</i>

1641
01:19:58,789 --> 01:19:59,831
It's magic.

1642
01:20:04,086 --> 01:20:05,170
He bleed?

1643
01:20:05,170 --> 01:20:06,171
Like a stuffed pig.

1644
01:20:07,339 --> 01:20:09,174
How'd Letty know you were
tearing up her sister?

1645
01:20:09,174 --> 01:20:11,759
That fuckin' bitch Patti, right?

1646
01:20:11,759 --> 01:20:13,427
Ah... I took her to dinner.

1647
01:20:13,427 --> 01:20:15,763
Took her for a cruise
up to Malibu, you know?

1648
01:20:15,763 --> 01:20:18,516
Got up all in it. Back of my ride...

1649
01:20:18,516 --> 01:20:20,184
Pounded that fish, man.

1650
01:20:20,184 --> 01:20:21,602
Good fuckin' fish.

1651
01:20:21,602 --> 01:20:22,728
I figured the crazy broad

1652
01:20:22,728 --> 01:20:24,105
Pulled out some hairs and pubes

1653
01:20:24,105 --> 01:20:25,856
And stashed it in the seat, you know?

1654
01:20:25,856 --> 01:20:28,484
Oh, dude, you got to
watch that shit, man.

1655
01:20:28,484 --> 01:20:30,778
Chicks get treacherous.

1656
01:20:30,778 --> 01:20:33,447
Yeah, no shit. Sibling rivalry, Jim.

1657
01:20:33,447 --> 01:20:34,865
Next day,

1658
01:20:34,865 --> 01:20:37,326
I'm driving around with
Letty all kick back and shit,

1659
01:20:37,326 --> 01:20:40,705
And she radars in on
this rat's nest, man.

1660
01:20:40,705 --> 01:20:43,541
Pulls out these long-Ass hairs,
she's like "What are these?"

1661
01:20:43,541 --> 01:20:44,542
"Whose are these?"

1662
01:20:46,127 --> 01:20:49,130
She sees all the pubes mixed
in, man... fuckin' busted.

1663
01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:51,132
Busted! Busted!

1664
01:20:51,132 --> 01:20:52,466
Oh!

1665
01:20:52,466 --> 01:20:54,802
Dude, how'd she know
they were her sister's?

1666
01:20:54,802 --> 01:20:56,304
Oh, come on, dude.

1667
01:20:56,304 --> 01:20:57,888
Mexican chick voodoo, right, Mike?

1668
01:20:57,888 --> 01:20:59,473
You know, live and learn.

1669
01:20:59,473 --> 01:21:01,976
Yep, next time you'll
be all up in your ride

1670
01:21:01,976 --> 01:21:03,811
With the Super Vac, dude. Treachery!

1671
01:21:03,811 --> 01:21:05,896
Yep, treachery.

1672
01:21:11,901 --> 01:21:13,987
Um...

1673
01:21:13,987 --> 01:21:15,739
Shouldn't we be

1674
01:21:15,739 --> 01:21:16,948
Helping them?

1675
01:21:16,948 --> 01:21:18,491
You know how to hand wash?

1676
01:21:18,491 --> 01:21:20,076
No. Then don't sweat it.

1677
01:21:20,076 --> 01:21:21,161
Yeah, we're men.

1678
01:21:21,161 --> 01:21:22,746
They know we don't do that shit.

1679
01:21:22,746 --> 01:21:23,747
That's right.

1680
01:21:23,747 --> 01:21:25,165
We're men.

1681
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,335
Oh, yeah!

1682
01:21:31,546 --> 01:21:32,756
This is paradise, huh?

1683
01:21:32,756 --> 01:21:34,174
Mm-Hmm.

1684
01:21:36,009 --> 01:21:37,594
Yo, Mike?

1685
01:21:37,594 --> 01:21:39,095
Yeah?

1686
01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:40,388
They're sending me to Colombia.

1687
01:21:46,019 --> 01:21:48,772
Colombia.

1688
01:21:48,772 --> 01:21:50,440
Who, the man?

1689
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:51,440
Yep.

1690
01:21:52,442 --> 01:21:54,611
They're tearing shit up down
there, they need my help.

1691
01:21:54,611 --> 01:21:56,529
Doing what?

1692
01:21:56,529 --> 01:21:58,448
Busting up drug labs and drug lords

1693
01:21:58,448 --> 01:22:00,116
And all that shit. You got it.

1694
01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:02,619
Gonna be an advisor, you
know-- Shoot him, him and him.

1695
01:22:02,619 --> 01:22:04,788
Then it's back to the
barracks for bitches and beer.

1696
01:22:04,788 --> 01:22:06,706
I'm set.

1697
01:22:06,706 --> 01:22:08,875
Why do you want to do that shit, dude?

1698
01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:10,460
I mean...

1699
01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:13,837
What about Marta, you know?

1700
01:22:13,837 --> 01:22:14,880
I mean...

1701
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,882
Ain't gonna happen.

1702
01:22:16,882 --> 01:22:19,385
They told me not to get married.

1703
01:22:19,385 --> 01:22:21,303
That's messed.

1704
01:22:21,303 --> 01:22:22,388
They really told you that?

1705
01:22:22,388 --> 01:22:24,181
Not straight up, but I heard 'em.

1706
01:22:24,181 --> 01:22:27,059
Yo, if the feds won't let you
hook up with your old lady,

1707
01:22:27,059 --> 01:22:28,727
You need to tell them to fuck off.

1708
01:22:28,727 --> 01:22:30,229
Yeah, I mean,

1709
01:22:30,229 --> 01:22:32,898
You love her, she loves you, right?

1710
01:22:32,898 --> 01:22:35,567
Dude, you need to move
down here, marry Marta,

1711
01:22:35,567 --> 01:22:37,069
You know, get a good-Ass job

1712
01:22:37,069 --> 01:22:39,738
Working with fucking
tourists or something.

1713
01:22:39,738 --> 01:22:41,156
Fuck that.

1714
01:22:41,156 --> 01:22:43,450
Taking bucket baths in cold-Ass water?

1715
01:22:43,450 --> 01:22:45,327
You know, wading around
in ankle-Deep mud?

1716
01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:46,328
Outhouses, man!

1717
01:22:46,328 --> 01:22:48,330
Fuckin' outhouses!

1718
01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:50,416
You told Marta yet?

1719
01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:55,963
You love this place.

1720
01:22:55,963 --> 01:22:59,258
It's in your eyes, man.

1721
01:22:59,258 --> 01:23:01,760
Dude, this is what it's all about.

1722
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:06,015
You got a woman that loves
you and a place to stay.

1723
01:23:06,015 --> 01:23:07,683
You'd be happy here, and you know it.

1724
01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:12,021
Yeah, well, shacking up with Marta,

1725
01:23:12,021 --> 01:23:17,191
Squeezing out some puppies,
has its appeal, but...

1726
01:23:17,191 --> 01:23:20,528
This is my career.

1727
01:23:20,528 --> 01:23:22,572
I got one shot.

1728
01:23:22,572 --> 01:23:24,157
You're making a mistake.

1729
01:23:24,157 --> 01:23:28,953
You should stay right
here with your lady.

1730
01:23:28,953 --> 01:23:30,413
What the fuck you gonna do

1731
01:23:30,413 --> 01:23:32,290
In Colombia?

1732
01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:36,461
Whack people,

1733
01:23:36,461 --> 01:23:37,712
Program shit.

1734
01:23:37,712 --> 01:23:40,381
You ain't down, fuck you.

1735
01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:42,300
Bring in my gunships

1736
01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:45,386
And smoke your little
jungle hideaway. You know?

1737
01:23:45,386 --> 01:23:47,096
I mean, I'm a solider
of the apocalypse, man.

1738
01:23:47,096 --> 01:23:48,306
I'll be in a chopper,

1739
01:23:48,306 --> 01:23:52,060
Door-Gunning villagers
and shit. Fuck 'em.

1740
01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:54,937
Kill the chickens and dogs, too, man.

1741
01:23:56,314 --> 01:23:58,816
I don't give a fuck.

1742
01:24:10,745 --> 01:24:11,829
Shh, shh...

1743
01:24:32,474 --> 01:24:33,600
Yeah.

1744
01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:05,024
Doce años.

1745
01:26:05,024 --> 01:26:06,692
Doce años. Doce años...

1746
01:26:06,692 --> 01:26:08,903
Doce... we've been together that long.

1747
01:26:08,903 --> 01:26:10,196
<i>Es muy bonita.</i>

1748
01:26:10,196 --> 01:26:11,572
Man, you're bring sand
to the beach, dumb ass.

1749
01:26:11,572 --> 01:26:13,866
Cover that shit up. Jim, dude!

1750
01:26:13,866 --> 01:26:15,034
Huh?

1751
01:26:15,034 --> 01:26:17,535
How you say, um, "You're
beautiful" in Spanish?

1752
01:26:17,535 --> 01:26:19,120
<i>Huh? "Bonita." Bonita.</i>

1753
01:26:21,539 --> 01:26:23,792
Come on, you don't know
that shit, Toussaint?

1754
01:26:23,792 --> 01:26:25,585
<i>Tu... bonita.</i>

1755
01:26:25,585 --> 01:26:26,711
<i>Gracias.</i>

1756
01:26:26,711 --> 01:26:28,254
Hey, baby, see my new one?

1757
01:26:28,254 --> 01:26:29,631
Right, did I get it? Huh?

1758
01:26:29,631 --> 01:26:30,882
Think I got it?

1759
01:26:30,882 --> 01:26:34,052
Yeah, she got the point.

1760
01:26:37,222 --> 01:26:40,642
Yo, Mike, that chick digs you.

1761
01:26:40,642 --> 01:26:42,477
What chick?

1762
01:26:44,062 --> 01:26:46,064
Oh, she's good, dog.

1763
01:26:46,064 --> 01:26:48,316
Yeah, name's Lila.

1764
01:26:48,316 --> 01:26:50,402
She's a freak. She'll fuck you, dude.

1765
01:26:51,903 --> 01:26:53,655
She's a freak, huh?

1766
01:26:53,655 --> 01:26:55,323
How you know? You fuck her?

1767
01:26:55,323 --> 01:26:57,409
No, out of respect for Marta.

1768
01:26:57,409 --> 01:27:00,578
Not that I don't want... Hey, baby.

1769
01:27:00,578 --> 01:27:04,124
Ask her to dance.

1770
01:27:04,124 --> 01:27:06,293
I'm not cheating on Sylvia, dude.

1771
01:27:08,086 --> 01:27:11,339
There's a big gap between
dancing and fucking, man.

1772
01:27:11,339 --> 01:27:13,258
Go explore it.

1773
01:27:14,426 --> 01:27:16,094
No shit.

1774
01:30:05,093 --> 01:30:05,843
No.

1775
01:30:18,190 --> 01:30:19,775
You're fucking nuts.

1776
01:31:26,589 --> 01:31:28,758
You fucked up, woman.

1777
01:31:30,427 --> 01:31:32,429
I'll do it.

1778
01:31:37,601 --> 01:31:39,102
It's easy.

1779
01:31:56,202 --> 01:31:57,202
Jim!

1780
01:32:24,313 --> 01:32:26,315
What's up, man, huh?

1781
01:32:26,315 --> 01:32:27,816
Where's Toussaint?

1782
01:32:27,816 --> 01:32:29,318
He's dancing.

1783
01:32:29,318 --> 01:32:30,319
Yeah? Yeah.

1784
01:32:30,319 --> 01:32:31,320
You gonna get back

1785
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:32,488
To the party? Yeah.

1786
01:32:32,488 --> 01:32:34,740
Let's get back to the party, man.

1787
01:32:36,241 --> 01:32:38,077
Yeah. Hey, uh, go,

1788
01:32:38,077 --> 01:32:39,745
Go tell Toussaint that

1789
01:32:39,745 --> 01:32:41,330
We're gonna get the
fuck out of here, man.

1790
01:32:41,330 --> 01:32:42,998
Just go into the party,
tell him we're gonna go.

1791
01:32:42,998 --> 01:32:43,999
We're leaving, huh?

1792
01:32:43,999 --> 01:32:45,501
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna leave.

1793
01:32:45,501 --> 01:32:47,169
Let's go, yeah?

1794
01:32:47,169 --> 01:32:48,337
Yeah, let's go.

1795
01:32:48,337 --> 01:32:49,755
Go ahead, go get Toussaint, man.

1796
01:32:49,755 --> 01:32:50,839
Go get him.

1797
01:32:58,597 --> 01:33:00,432
Hey, we're going.

1798
01:33:00,432 --> 01:33:01,433
Come on.

1799
01:33:01,433 --> 01:33:02,434
Fuck you, dude.

1800
01:33:02,434 --> 01:33:04,436
I'm having a great time, bro.

1801
01:33:04,436 --> 01:33:06,522
Then walk back to L.A., motherfucker.

1802
01:33:06,522 --> 01:33:08,023
You're in the car or not.

1803
01:33:12,111 --> 01:33:14,029
He's fucking crazy, man. What the fuck!

1804
01:33:14,029 --> 01:33:17,032
All right, let's go, man.

1805
01:33:18,784 --> 01:33:21,287
Hey, yo, what the fuck
is your problem, psycho?!

1806
01:33:21,287 --> 01:33:23,038
Hey, hey, homeboy's
losing it, all right?

1807
01:33:23,038 --> 01:33:26,040
Shut the fuck up and just
get in the car, all right?

1808
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,125
Fucking bullshit!

1809
01:33:29,627 --> 01:33:30,962
Fucked up!

1810
01:33:59,991 --> 01:34:03,411
Dude, dude... dude, slow down.

1811
01:34:06,831 --> 01:34:08,333
Fuck, man.

1812
01:34:08,333 --> 01:34:12,003
Whoo, yeah, man.

1813
01:34:12,003 --> 01:34:13,671
Slow down, you crazy motherfucker!

1814
01:34:13,671 --> 01:34:16,424
I want a cop to pull me over.

1815
01:34:18,009 --> 01:34:20,261
Treachery.

1816
01:34:20,261 --> 01:34:22,180
Fucking treachery.

1817
01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:24,515
Jim, slow down!

1818
01:34:24,515 --> 01:34:25,683
Shut up!

1819
01:34:26,850 --> 01:34:28,268
Fuck, dude.

1820
01:34:29,019 --> 01:34:31,271
Only female I trust.

1821
01:34:33,357 --> 01:34:35,192
Fuck you, God!

1822
01:34:35,192 --> 01:34:38,779
You ain't got the fucking
balls to take my ass.

1823
01:34:40,364 --> 01:34:43,867
Jim, don't say that shit, dude.

1824
01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:00,133
Jim!

1825
01:35:03,136 --> 01:35:06,723
Dude, you are getting
out of control, okay?

1826
01:35:06,723 --> 01:35:09,309
You need psychiatric help, man.

1827
01:35:09,309 --> 01:35:12,646
You're seriously fucked up, dude.

1828
01:35:12,646 --> 01:35:18,151
All right, you need to sue
the military or something.

1829
01:35:18,151 --> 01:35:19,903
You used to be mellow.

1830
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,491
Later, homie.

1831
01:35:24,491 --> 01:35:26,326
'Night, dog.

1832
01:35:26,326 --> 01:35:27,166
Laters.

1833
01:35:28,577 --> 01:35:30,579
Dude, I ain't hanging around you anymore

1834
01:35:30,579 --> 01:35:31,914
Until you get some fucking help.

1835
01:35:31,914 --> 01:35:34,667
You can 12-Step off, bitch.

1836
01:35:34,667 --> 01:35:37,003
You're dismissed.

1837
01:35:49,765 --> 01:35:51,517
He's right, dude.

1838
01:35:51,517 --> 01:35:52,602
Yeah.

1839
01:35:55,521 --> 01:35:58,024
Georgia will get me squared away.

1840
01:35:58,024 --> 01:35:58,984
Hope so.

1841
01:36:00,943 --> 01:36:04,447
What was that shit with Marta, dude?

1842
01:36:04,447 --> 01:36:09,201
I don't know why that happened.

1843
01:36:11,370 --> 01:36:13,456
But I'm cool. I'm cool now.

1844
01:36:13,456 --> 01:36:15,374
Okay?

1845
01:36:17,293 --> 01:36:18,294
Yeah.

1846
01:36:18,294 --> 01:36:19,962
I'm cool.

1847
01:36:31,056 --> 01:36:33,391
Look, dude, she told
me she was pregnant.

1848
01:36:33,391 --> 01:36:35,143
I had a panic attack.

1849
01:36:35,143 --> 01:36:36,311
I pulled my gun.

1850
01:36:36,311 --> 01:36:37,562
Come on, dog,

1851
01:36:37,562 --> 01:36:39,314
I thought you loved her, dude.

1852
01:36:39,314 --> 01:36:40,564
I do.

1853
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:43,985
God, fuck.

1854
01:36:43,985 --> 01:36:46,738
Come on, man, let's
go drop off that bud.

1855
01:36:50,158 --> 01:36:51,409
What bud?

1856
01:36:51,409 --> 01:36:54,329
There's 20 kilos in the trunk.

1857
01:36:54,329 --> 01:36:55,664
Say that again?

1858
01:36:55,664 --> 01:36:57,832
There's 20 kilos in the trunk, man.

1859
01:36:59,417 --> 01:37:00,752
Of weed? Yeah.

1860
01:37:00,752 --> 01:37:02,087
Get the fuck out of here, man.

1861
01:37:02,087 --> 01:37:03,588
I picked it up at the party.

1862
01:37:03,588 --> 01:37:05,924
I'm dropping it at Casper's.

1863
01:37:05,924 --> 01:37:07,592
Casper's?

1864
01:37:07,592 --> 01:37:09,427
I get three Gs.

1865
01:37:09,427 --> 01:37:12,514
We get three Gs.

1866
01:37:12,514 --> 01:37:14,099
You drove it across the border?

1867
01:37:14,099 --> 01:37:16,268
Yeah.

1868
01:37:16,268 --> 01:37:17,602
What if they would've caught us?

1869
01:37:17,602 --> 01:37:19,437
Couldn't happen, man.

1870
01:37:19,437 --> 01:37:23,024
My shit is on fire right now, man.

1871
01:37:23,024 --> 01:37:25,694
My shit is wired right now, man.

1872
01:37:25,694 --> 01:37:27,862
You risked my ass without telling me?

1873
01:37:27,862 --> 01:37:30,698
That's not cool, man.
For three fucking Gs?

1874
01:37:30,698 --> 01:37:33,450
That's... that's a good
rate for transporting that.

1875
01:37:33,450 --> 01:37:35,452
Shit, if I'd told you,

1876
01:37:35,452 --> 01:37:36,620
You would have gotten

1877
01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:39,290
All fucking hinkey at the
border, man, gotten us nabbed.

1878
01:37:39,290 --> 01:37:41,292
I wouldn't have been in
the fucking car, dude!

1879
01:37:41,292 --> 01:37:43,711
I would've been on
motherfucking Greyhound.

1880
01:37:43,711 --> 01:37:45,713
That's a serious breach
of the homie code, man,

1881
01:37:45,713 --> 01:37:47,381
Not fuckin' telling me.

1882
01:37:47,381 --> 01:37:50,050
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, you know.

1883
01:37:50,050 --> 01:37:52,386
I should've had... I
should've got you guys,

1884
01:37:52,386 --> 01:37:53,971
You know, walk across the border.

1885
01:37:53,971 --> 01:37:55,472
I could've met you somewhere.

1886
01:37:55,472 --> 01:37:57,641
But, you know, I got bills, I got shit.

1887
01:37:57,641 --> 01:37:58,976
I gotta put my shit in storage.

1888
01:37:58,976 --> 01:38:01,312
I gotta get gas out to Georgia.

1889
01:38:01,312 --> 01:38:03,314
Oh, fuck your money woes, dog!

1890
01:38:03,314 --> 01:38:05,399
I am not catching a
fuckin' case for you.

1891
01:38:05,399 --> 01:38:07,401
Let me out of the fucking car right now.

1892
01:38:07,401 --> 01:38:08,986
Fuck, man. Come on, man,
let's drop this shit off.

1893
01:38:08,986 --> 01:38:09,987
Let's get paid!

1894
01:38:09,987 --> 01:38:11,488
Let me out right here.

1895
01:38:11,488 --> 01:38:12,990
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike!
Listen, listen!

1896
01:38:12,990 --> 01:38:14,325
Let me out right here, right now!

1897
01:38:14,325 --> 01:38:16,327
You will feel so much better
with a fistful of twenties.

1898
01:38:16,327 --> 01:38:17,995
Huh?

1899
01:38:19,079 --> 01:38:21,582
Dude, we're drunk,

1900
01:38:21,582 --> 01:38:24,251
And we got a trunk full of
fuckin' weed, dude, I am not...

1901
01:38:24,251 --> 01:38:26,837
Okay, fuckin', Mike,
don't bitch out on me!

1902
01:38:26,837 --> 01:38:30,007
Don't fucking bitch out on me!

1903
01:38:30,007 --> 01:38:31,507
I am still on probation, dick head.

1904
01:38:31,507 --> 01:38:33,092
Let me out now!

1905
01:38:33,092 --> 01:38:34,344
Let me out right here
right fuckin' now, dude!

1906
01:38:34,344 --> 01:38:36,095
Let me get paid, will you?

1907
01:38:36,095 --> 01:38:37,597
Will you fuckin' let me get paid?!

1908
01:38:37,597 --> 01:38:38,681
Oh, yo, get paid, man.

1909
01:38:38,681 --> 01:38:40,767
Fuckin' go for it, all right?

1910
01:38:40,767 --> 01:38:43,269
Just let me get the fuck out.
I don't give a fuck, dude.

1911
01:38:47,023 --> 01:38:49,609
What the fuck are you doing, man?

1912
01:38:50,860 --> 01:38:53,112
What the fuck are you doing, Jim?

1913
01:38:53,112 --> 01:38:54,697
What the fuck? What the fuck?

1914
01:38:54,697 --> 01:38:55,865
Fuck you!

1915
01:39:02,872 --> 01:39:05,708
Fuck, I'm sorry, dude,

1916
01:39:05,708 --> 01:39:06,793
I'm sorry, dude.

1917
01:39:06,793 --> 01:39:08,878
Okay? I'm sorry.

1918
01:39:08,878 --> 01:39:11,214
Why the fuck did you
put a gun to my head?

1919
01:39:11,214 --> 01:39:12,214
Huh?

1920
01:39:14,050 --> 01:39:15,385
You gonna shoot me?

1921
01:39:15,385 --> 01:39:18,137
No, man. I'm sorry. I was trippin'.

1922
01:39:18,137 --> 01:39:19,577
I'd never...

1923
01:39:22,392 --> 01:39:25,561
I'd never put a fuckin'
gun to your head, dude

1924
01:39:25,561 --> 01:39:26,729
I know.

1925
01:39:26,729 --> 01:39:29,232
I know you wouldn't, man. I'm sorry.

1926
01:39:29,232 --> 01:39:31,734
First your lady, now me,
man. What the fuck is up?

1927
01:39:31,734 --> 01:39:33,735
I'm not thinking.

1928
01:39:33,735 --> 01:39:35,237
I got too much shit going on.

1929
01:39:38,991 --> 01:39:42,411
Oh, fuck, I'm just
faded, man, that's all.

1930
01:39:42,411 --> 01:39:44,413
I'm just fuckin' fade right now, okay?

1931
01:39:44,413 --> 01:39:45,998
I'll cruise you by your pad.

1932
01:39:45,998 --> 01:39:47,165
I'll drop you off, man.

1933
01:39:47,165 --> 01:39:48,333
I'm sorry.

1934
01:39:48,333 --> 01:39:49,501
I'm sorry.

1935
01:39:49,501 --> 01:39:52,087
Yeah. You're a fuck-Up.

1936
01:39:54,423 --> 01:39:58,093
I'm going with you so you
don't fuck this shit up, too.

1937
01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:02,681
We'll go to Casper's... get the money.

1938
01:40:02,681 --> 01:40:03,682
Yeah.

1939
01:40:03,682 --> 01:40:05,183
Then you can drop me off home,

1940
01:40:05,183 --> 01:40:08,020
You can go to Georgia fed
out and be the fuckin' man.

1941
01:40:08,020 --> 01:40:11,523
Yeah, I'm gonna be the fucking man.

1942
01:40:11,523 --> 01:40:13,108
I can drop you off, you know.

1943
01:40:13,108 --> 01:40:14,860
Take you up the hill.

1944
01:40:14,860 --> 01:40:16,278
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1945
01:40:16,278 --> 01:40:17,028
No.

1946
01:40:19,281 --> 01:40:22,784
Keep on going.

1947
01:40:30,125 --> 01:40:31,126
Looks sketchy.

1948
01:40:31,126 --> 01:40:33,211
I don't know.

1949
01:40:37,381 --> 01:40:39,550
Ho, what, you gonna shoot their pigeons?

1950
01:40:39,550 --> 01:40:40,718
Yeah.

1951
01:40:40,718 --> 01:40:42,053
Just hurry up.

1952
01:40:54,899 --> 01:40:56,317
Yo, Casper!

1953
01:41:00,905 --> 01:41:02,406
<i>Buenos noches, señor.</i>

1954
01:41:03,741 --> 01:41:05,409
<i>¿Tiene losé cosatles?</i>

1955
01:41:05,409 --> 01:41:06,661
Go pop the trunk, dude.

1956
01:41:16,087 --> 01:41:17,755
<i>Con permiso.</i>

1957
01:41:39,359 --> 01:41:40,944
What's up, Casper?

1958
01:41:40,944 --> 01:41:42,028
What up, Jim?

1959
01:41:42,028 --> 01:41:45,198
What's crackin', man.

1960
01:41:45,198 --> 01:41:46,700
Is that you, Mike?

1961
01:41:46,700 --> 01:41:47,617
Whass up, homes?

1962
01:41:47,617 --> 01:41:48,618
Yo, Casper. What up, dog?

1963
01:41:48,618 --> 01:41:50,370
Nothing, homey. How you been?

1964
01:41:50,370 --> 01:41:51,371
Still with Sylvia?

1965
01:41:51,371 --> 01:41:52,956
Hope so.

1966
01:41:52,956 --> 01:41:54,374
Gonna find out tonight.

1967
01:41:55,625 --> 01:41:56,793
So whass up with your brother, dog?

1968
01:41:56,793 --> 01:41:57,961
Fernie?

1969
01:41:57,961 --> 01:41:59,546
<i>Got blasted by the
hulas awhile back, ese.</i>

1970
01:41:59,546 --> 01:42:00,964
Damn.

1971
01:42:00,964 --> 01:42:02,966
Sorry to hear that, dog.

1972
01:42:02,966 --> 01:42:04,384
You play, you pay.

1973
01:42:04,384 --> 01:42:05,719
He knew what time it was.

1974
01:42:05,719 --> 01:42:07,470
Right.

1975
01:42:07,470 --> 01:42:09,139
Hey, we gotta bounce.

1976
01:42:09,139 --> 01:42:10,473
You got the money?

1977
01:42:10,473 --> 01:42:12,809
Yeah, just let me check the shit, okay?

1978
01:42:14,978 --> 01:42:17,147
Yo, bring the feria, homey!

1979
01:42:18,398 --> 01:42:20,066
How's your old lady?

1980
01:42:20,066 --> 01:42:22,902
Eh... bitch finally graduated, yo.

1981
01:42:22,902 --> 01:42:24,237
Oh, fuck it!

1982
01:42:24,237 --> 01:42:26,156
Yeah, now she can support my ass, eh?

1983
01:42:26,156 --> 01:42:27,407
I got all the feria right here, dog.

1984
01:42:27,407 --> 01:42:29,242
It's all rolled up and shit.

1985
01:42:29,242 --> 01:42:30,160
You know what I mean?

1986
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:31,745
Ready to go, dog. Check this out, homes.

1987
01:42:31,745 --> 01:42:32,746
Ah, hell, nah!

1988
01:42:32,746 --> 01:42:34,080
Yo, hold up, dog. Don't trip.

1989
01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,916
<i>I know these fools.
They're with me, ese.</i>

1990
01:42:35,916 --> 01:42:36,999
These are the fools that jacked me, man!

1991
01:42:36,999 --> 01:42:39,335
Fuck these motherfuckers!
I'm shooting both of 'em!

1992
01:42:39,335 --> 01:42:41,670
At least give the homeboy
a pass right here, dog.

1993
01:42:41,670 --> 01:42:42,838
Yeah, yeah, let him bounce.

1994
01:42:42,838 --> 01:42:43,923
I don't give a fuck.

1995
01:42:43,923 --> 01:42:45,424
I want this white boy in a box, though.

1996
01:42:45,424 --> 01:42:46,508
Hey, you in the ride.

1997
01:42:46,508 --> 01:42:48,177
<i>I ever see you again, ese, you best be</i>

1998
01:42:48,177 --> 01:42:50,596
Getting your last supper,
'cause you're a dead man.

1999
01:42:50,596 --> 01:42:51,931
Hey, just get the fuck outta here, Mike.

2000
01:42:51,931 --> 01:42:53,432
Take off, homey.

2001
01:42:53,432 --> 01:42:55,517
I'll be cool.

2002
01:43:03,192 --> 01:43:04,860
What the fuck?

2003
01:43:05,945 --> 01:43:07,363
<i>Don't trip, ese. I'm cool.</i>

2004
01:43:10,032 --> 01:43:11,200
Chill, dog! Chill, dog!

2005
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:12,785
I got three kids...

2006
01:43:12,785 --> 01:43:14,954
Oh, no, please, sir! Please!

2007
01:43:14,954 --> 01:43:16,205
No, no, no, no, no! Jim, no!

2008
01:43:16,205 --> 01:43:18,290
Please, please.

2009
01:43:37,809 --> 01:43:40,143
Why the fuck did you do that?
Why the fuck......

2010
01:43:42,897 --> 01:43:43,898
Pull the door!

2011
01:44:27,108 --> 01:44:28,526
Oh, my God, Jim!

2012
01:44:28,526 --> 01:44:29,527
I'm hit bad.

2013
01:44:29,527 --> 01:44:31,029
What have we done?

2014
01:44:31,029 --> 01:44:33,281
I can't move my arm...
and I can't feel my legs!

2015
01:44:34,616 --> 01:44:36,784
I can't move shit.

2016
01:44:36,784 --> 01:44:39,036
I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up.

2017
01:44:39,036 --> 01:44:40,370
I'm fucked up.

2018
01:44:51,381 --> 01:44:52,549
Okay...

2019
01:44:52,549 --> 01:44:54,134
Don't trip...

2020
01:44:54,134 --> 01:44:55,719
Don't trip, dog.

2021
01:44:55,719 --> 01:44:57,888
County Hospital's right there.

2022
01:44:57,888 --> 01:44:59,306
No! No! No! County Hospital...

2023
01:44:59,306 --> 01:45:00,807
Don't you dare take me there!

2024
01:45:00,807 --> 01:45:02,643
Don't you dare!

2025
01:45:02,643 --> 01:45:04,394
I'm not going out like that.

2026
01:45:04,394 --> 01:45:05,562
No, we're going. No, no...

2027
01:45:05,562 --> 01:45:07,397
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, we're going.

2028
01:45:07,397 --> 01:45:09,149
No medical treatment.
No medical treatment.

2029
01:45:09,149 --> 01:45:10,901
But, but...

2030
01:45:10,901 --> 01:45:12,402
Mike, Mike...

2031
01:45:12,402 --> 01:45:15,155
You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me.

2032
01:45:15,155 --> 01:45:17,157
You gotta kill me.

2033
01:45:17,157 --> 01:45:18,237
Why? Why?

2034
01:45:20,744 --> 01:45:23,747
I fucked up.

2035
01:45:23,747 --> 01:45:24,998
Everything's shitty.

2036
01:45:24,998 --> 01:45:27,000
No, no...

2037
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:28,669
Mercy kill me.

2038
01:45:28,669 --> 01:45:31,505
Ah... ah, please, mercy kill me.

2039
01:45:31,505 --> 01:45:34,675
Ah, oh, no, dude.

2040
01:45:34,675 --> 01:45:37,094
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

2041
01:45:37,094 --> 01:45:38,595
No, everything's gonna be fine.

2042
01:45:38,595 --> 01:45:40,096
Jim, shh-Shh, shh-Shh,
shh-Shh, shh-Shh.

2043
01:45:40,096 --> 01:45:41,180
Everything's gonna be fine.

2044
01:45:41,180 --> 01:45:42,515
Everything's gonna be fine.

2045
01:45:42,515 --> 01:45:44,767
Take a look at me, you dumb fuck!

2046
01:45:44,767 --> 01:45:47,270
Everything's gonna be fine?!

2047
01:45:47,270 --> 01:45:49,105
Come on...

2048
01:45:49,105 --> 01:45:52,108
You take my piece...

2049
01:45:52,108 --> 01:45:54,110
And you put it to my fuckin' head...

2050
01:45:54,110 --> 01:45:57,280
And you pull the trigger.

2051
01:45:57,280 --> 01:45:59,031
You fuckin' step up...

2052
01:45:59,031 --> 01:45:59,531
No

2053
01:46:00,866 --> 01:46:01,701
And you do it.

2054
01:46:01,701 --> 01:46:02,868
No.

2055
01:46:02,868 --> 01:46:04,787
'Cause I can't.

2056
01:46:10,459 --> 01:46:12,545
Don't be a fuckin' pussy.

2057
01:46:12,545 --> 01:46:13,879
Oh, my God...

2058
01:46:13,879 --> 01:46:15,381
Don't think about it.

2059
01:46:15,381 --> 01:46:17,133
Huh?

2060
01:46:17,133 --> 01:46:18,134
Do it.

2061
01:46:18,134 --> 01:46:18,974
Please.

2062
01:46:20,469 --> 01:46:21,470
Just kill you and bail?

2063
01:46:21,470 --> 01:46:22,720
Yeah.

2064
01:46:23,889 --> 01:46:25,474
Just take off.

2065
01:46:25,474 --> 01:46:27,977
And don't look back...

2066
01:46:27,977 --> 01:46:29,562
Or you'll...

2067
01:46:29,562 --> 01:46:33,232
Or you'll turn into a pillar of salt.

2068
01:46:33,232 --> 01:46:35,568
Hey... Hey...

2069
01:46:35,568 --> 01:46:38,571
You wanted to know what it
was like to kill someone.

2070
01:46:38,571 --> 01:46:42,324
What's up, huh?

2071
01:46:42,324 --> 01:46:43,575
No one's gonna know.

2072
01:46:43,575 --> 01:46:44,575
Hmm?

2073
01:46:46,244 --> 01:46:47,996
Just you...

2074
01:46:47,996 --> 01:46:50,081
And just me.

2075
01:46:50,081 --> 01:46:51,750
And God.

2076
01:46:51,750 --> 01:46:53,418
No fuckin' way.

2077
01:46:53,418 --> 01:46:54,836
Huh? No fuckin' way.

2078
01:46:54,836 --> 01:46:56,838
You're crazy; I'm not shootin' you, dog.

2079
01:46:56,838 --> 01:46:58,089
It's mercy, dog.

2080
01:46:58,089 --> 01:47:00,258
It's mercy.

2081
01:47:00,258 --> 01:47:02,928
I deserve that.

2082
01:47:02,928 --> 01:47:04,596
I'd do it for you.

2083
01:47:06,181 --> 01:47:07,766
I'd do it for you.

2084
01:47:08,350 --> 01:47:09,600
Yeah.

2085
01:47:11,686 --> 01:47:13,605
Take it.

2086
01:47:13,605 --> 01:47:15,273
Yeah, yeah.

2087
01:47:20,028 --> 01:47:23,031
Yeah, yeah... yeah...

2088
01:47:28,954 --> 01:47:31,539
D-Don't, don't think about it.

2089
01:47:31,539 --> 01:47:32,791
Don't think about it.

2090
01:47:35,377 --> 01:47:37,128
Yeah, yeah...

2091
01:47:37,128 --> 01:47:38,380
Ah, yeah.

2092
01:47:38,380 --> 01:47:39,630
Yeah.

2093
01:47:41,132 --> 01:47:43,717
Ah... ah...

2094
01:47:43,717 --> 01:47:47,304
You did this to
yourself, you stupid fuck!

2095
01:47:47,304 --> 01:47:48,555
You're always doing stupid shit!

2096
01:47:48,555 --> 01:47:50,391
I gotta fuckin' fix it! Okay, okay.

2097
01:47:50,391 --> 01:47:51,642
Is that what you fuckin' want?!

2098
01:47:51,642 --> 01:47:52,810
Yes. Huh?

2099
01:47:52,810 --> 01:47:54,311
You want me to fuckin' fix your head,

2100
01:47:54,311 --> 01:47:55,896
Once and for all?! Come on, it's easy.

2101
01:47:55,896 --> 01:47:57,231
It's easy. No! Bullshit!

2102
01:47:57,231 --> 01:47:58,816
Bullshit! Not for me!

2103
01:48:02,403 --> 01:48:04,738
I love you, fuckin' shit bag.

2104
01:48:04,738 --> 01:48:07,324
I love you, too.

2105
01:48:09,910 --> 01:48:11,495
I'm gonna miss you, brother.

2106
01:48:13,998 --> 01:48:15,165
I'm sorry.

2107
01:48:17,251 --> 01:48:19,336
I'm sorry.

2108
01:48:19,336 --> 01:48:21,171
Everything's gonna be okay. Yeah.

2109
01:48:21,171 --> 01:48:22,421
Yeah.

2110
01:48:24,258 --> 01:48:25,759
I know.