1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:09,341 You had an accident. We cleaned you up. 2 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:12,720 Cancer, it's a godless disease, Mom. 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,096 It's not your fault. 4 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,850 Should we give her some space? That was really intense. 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,269 Morgan, I know that your generation 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,355 is terrified of anything that doesn't make you feel good, 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:26,358 but this is one of those full-circle life moments 8 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,444 that you need to be present for. 9 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:32,031 The woman changed my diapers. Now it's my turn to change hers. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,699 These are acts of love. 11 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,785 It just felt like she didn't want us all standing around 12 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:38,412 watching her while it happ... 13 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,497 - It was an act of love. - Okay. 14 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:44,376 Do any of you know how much I'm carrying on my back 15 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:48,255 trying to scrape together an early birthday party for my dying mother 16 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,008 while launching a mayoral campaign? 17 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,094 What are you two bringing to the table? Have you even bought her a gift yet? 18 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,429 She just took a turn. 19 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,097 Well, that didn't stop Natalie. 20 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,808 Speaking of, I need one of you to pop by the store. 21 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:03,103 - I had Leanne set aside some decorations. - Oh, Mom, Mom, I can grab them. 22 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,940 Yeah, and it's looking like they are able to push the candidates' town hall a week. 23 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:10,569 Good news. Tell your brother and sister about the gift you got your nonna. 24 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,781 Uh, pasta bowls from the Amalfi trip Kevin and I took last summer. 25 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,366 She's on a feeding tube. What does she need bowls for? 26 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,534 What did you say? 27 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:18,619 - Mom? - What did you say? 28 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,162 - What? I didn't say… - Mom? 29 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,664 What do you want for your birthday from the kids? 30 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,459 I don't want a birthday! 31 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:28,712 What do you want for your birthday from Nicholas and Morgan? 32 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,422 - Who are they? - Oh my God. 33 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,882 That's a good question, Nonna. 34 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,843 Your father gave me a necklace… 35 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:38,889 In Acapulco that you lost on your honeymoon. 36 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,141 We know. Get your nonna a necklace. 37 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:44,436 It was a diamond necklace! 38 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,605 Nonna, I'm a public school teacher. 39 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,816 Okay, Morgan, the woman doesn't know who we are. 40 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,943 I don't think she cares if it's real diamonds. 41 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,069 Yeah, I know... 42 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,823 Just something cheap and nostalgic she can cherish during her final days. 43 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,535 Is that so much to ask? Nicky, help your sister with this, for once. 44 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,496 - For once? - All right, do a good deed, for me. 45 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,705 I'm stepping out. 46 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,833 Okay, fine. Thank you. 47 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,751 - Are you going? - Yeah. 48 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:11,380 Nobody expects you to be like Natalie. 49 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,173 She is an anomaly in this family. 50 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:16,677 Confident, ambitious. She doesn't have to work for that body. 51 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:20,722 But could the two of you for once set your differences aside 52 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,475 and make my mother's death easy on me? 53 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,769 - Stop screaming! - All right. 54 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,272 She needs a nap! 55 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:41,076 Because while you might reach that island and finally see those gardenias, 56 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,870 will it have been worth it in the end… 57 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:47,875 …if their sweet smell is corrupted by the smoke 58 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,628 billowing in from the bridge you burned to get there? 59 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,130 On that uplifting note, everybody, 60 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:56,091 I would like to remind you that this is a fire-free zone, okay? 61 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:58,343 Okay? We have a lot of hardwood flooring. 62 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,470 If you wanted to contribute to the food drive, 63 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:02,347 Rose would be happy to take your name. 64 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:14,860 Hi, Helen. 65 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,409 You organize your drawers like a serial killer. 66 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,662 Yeah, that's the intention. Hi. 67 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,459 - Fuck! - Reverend Nicholas! 68 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,003 Yeah. Rose? 69 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,923 Oh, we're just letting ourselves in now, huh? 70 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:38,342 We might need to chat about boundaries a little bit, Rose. 71 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,219 - The door wasn't locked. - Well, okay. 72 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,971 - Did I hear something, though? - No, I was just on the phone. 73 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:46,183 - Oh. The sponsorship team can do Friday. - Uh-huh. 74 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,392 Okay, great. 75 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:50,395 Well, that could have been an email, but thank you for letting me know, 76 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,147 and I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 77 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,315 - Okay. - Okay. 78 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,443 Bye-bye. 79 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,612 Bye. 80 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,656 Imagine you get invited to a game night, 81 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,658 and someone hides your crutches. 82 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,743 They're, like, throwing stuff, they're fighting. 83 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:05,578 It's amazing. 84 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,331 Okay. 85 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,418 Can you unlock the door, please? 86 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,464 Oh. 87 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,508 Okay. 88 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,597 Uh… You always, like, pull away from my touch. 89 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,015 - I pull away from your touch? - Yeah, you… 90 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,433 - I'm at work. - You pull away. 91 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,186 I know, but, like, you know physical intimacy is my love language. 92 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:34,064 - I express my inside thoughts to you. - Yeah, I know. 93 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,941 I think you're seeing your therapist too much. 94 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,150 He told me you'd say that. 95 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,486 Okay, I'm sorry I don't want to have sex with you 96 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,612 in a school parking lot. 97 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,949 I'm not trying... You… you do this. You ruin these moments. 98 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,451 You, like, make it so… Whatever. 99 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,996 You… wreck things. It's whatever. It's stupid. 100 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,039 - Okay, can you just unlock the door? - Yes. 101 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:52,959 Thank you. 102 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,507 What is that? What is this? 103 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,260 What does it look like? 104 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,554 Yeah, Morgan, I wanted to do a nice thing 105 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,348 for the woman I love more than, like, my beating heart in my chest. 106 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,600 Are you proposing by throwing a ring at my back? 107 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:13,854 - What am I supposed to do with this? - I don't know, that's up to you. 108 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:14,897 It's up to you. 109 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,108 Whoa. 110 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:22,155 Okay. 111 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:24,532 It's very nice. 112 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,033 I know. 113 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:29,411 I don't need, like, a fucking flash mob, you know? 114 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:33,665 But I think I at least deserve something that resembles a proper proposal. 115 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,502 - You know? - Of course. Yeah. Heard. 116 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,796 - Um, I'll see you later? - Yeah. 117 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,340 - Okay. - All right, I love you. 118 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,591 I love you too. 119 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,508 Okay. 120 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,344 All right. 121 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,429 Bye, have fun at work. 122 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,222 - Thanks, bye. - Bye. 123 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,809 Don't be so reactive. 124 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,689 Did I tell you I'm being honored by Out and Loud next month 125 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,108 for the work that I do for them? 126 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:03,695 Raising money for queer people so that they can be "out and loud"? 127 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,572 Mm-hmm. You've mentioned that a few times. 128 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,449 And yet, I can't surprise my boyfriend 129 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,787 at work because according to his church, he can be gay but can't have a boyfriend. 130 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,373 They expect me to be nonpracticing, yeah. 131 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,960 I wanna practice with my nonpracticing boyfriend, 132 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,755 not be in my mid-thirties keeping our relationship a secret 133 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,216 from our friends and family. 134 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,885 You had one job last summer, and that was to fix my roof. 135 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,053 Okay. 136 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,306 And you got greedy, okay? And now look at us. 137 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,682 I couldn't help myself. 138 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,810 I got a thing for The Book of Mormon. 139 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:35,769 - Do ya? - Yeah. 140 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:39,023 - Well, I'm not Mormon, so… - I know, but you kinda dress like one. 141 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,858 Mm-hmm. 142 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:44,194 I told you, as soon as my mom's campaign is done, 143 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,197 I'm gonna find a new congregation. 144 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,198 And we can, you know… 145 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,950 - Shh. - …practice outwardly and loudly. 146 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,244 - I believe you, okay? - For as long as we'd like. 147 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,330 Okay, I'm gonna book that cruise this year, with or without you. 148 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,499 And I… I can't wait to go on that cruise with you. 149 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,417 - Yup. - I can't… 150 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:02,171 - I can't wait to get norovirus together. - That's the best part! 151 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,257 You didn't need to come with me. 152 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,968 Yeah, well, Mom thought you needed a babysitter at 30, so… 153 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,262 Yeah, well, she thought I needed one growing up too. 154 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,763 Where were you then, Reverend? 155 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,641 Probably praying for God's protection from your bad attitude 156 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,310 and all of those cigarettes. 157 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,354 I love cigarettes. 158 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,275 No, go ahead. 159 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,901 - Excuse me. - Sorry, sorry. 160 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,071 I'm gonna get a card. 161 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,074 Okay, I don't think she's gonna read a card, right? 162 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,034 It's a gesture. We're getting her a gift. 163 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,829 - I'm gonna get her a card. - Get her a card. Go crazy. 164 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,610 - Hey, excuse me, I'm... - That's display only. 165 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,529 Okay, yeah, I just wanted to try it on. 166 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,865 It's not for sale. 167 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:14,242 I know, you've made that really clear. 168 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,536 Um… Could you grab me one from the back? 169 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:19,457 No, because that's actually the last one. 170 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,543 Okay, good, then I wanna buy that one. 171 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,046 Can you fucking leave it alone? 172 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,048 It's not for you, okay? 173 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,218 Seriously? It's a cheap fucking necklace in a cheap fucking store. 174 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,178 - Yeah? - Who's it for if it's not for me? 175 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,888 - Then get the fuck out of here. - Okay. 176 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,264 Whoa, Morgan. 177 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:39,726 Can you just accept the fact that this isn't some hot New York boutique? 178 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,812 "A hot New York boutique"? What are you, addicted to humiliating yourself? 179 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,441 By the way, he wishes this was a hot New York boutique. 180 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,651 Get your wife under control, man. 181 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,652 - Ew. - She's not my wife. 182 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,529 I'm the pastor of Glenview Community Church. 183 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,697 And even if she was, we don't need to get hostile. 184 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,991 - "Even if I was"? - Oh, Morgan, please. 185 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,702 - You're a very rude woman. - You're a very rude woman. 186 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,163 Morgan, wait outside. 187 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:03,667 Thank you, I'm gonna get this card and two of those angel figurines. 188 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,924 - Which, this? - The… the blue ones. 189 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,968 And if you have a gift bag and some tissue paper... 190 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,387 Do you have any ribbon or anything to… 191 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,846 Just gonna put it inside of this. 192 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,474 Well, they're just gonna jinglejangle around in that bag. 193 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,976 Carry carefully then, man. 194 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,060 Oh. 195 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,771 - Okay? - Well, all right, they're gonna break. 196 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,023 I'm just saying, you're a slippery person... 197 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,192 I'm slippery because I'm going to a dinner? 198 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,069 - I don't think so. - She's gone. 199 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,155 Body's cold. You missed her last words. 200 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,491 Nicky, you weren't even here to say a prayer. 201 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,953 Some teenybopper from the hospital had to do it. 202 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,497 Read something right off of her phone. 203 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:46,127 Kept getting interrupted by text messages. 204 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,295 What were they? 205 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,379 What were what? 206 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,672 What were her last words? 207 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,049 I don't know. I couldn't hear. She was mumbling. 208 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:57,137 I kept telling her to enunciate. Something about her gloves are new. 209 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,556 Poor thing, she was so out of it by the end. 210 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,726 - She was saying, "I love you." - I do not think it was that. 211 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,019 Nevertheless, 212 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,522 your sister's been here since ten this morning documenting the day. 213 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:12,611 She thought that it was important content for the social platforms. 214 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280 That feels exploitative. 215 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,866 Nevertheless, she died before her birthday party. 216 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,787 Okay. Well, then what are we supposed to do with this? 217 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,830 What the fuck did you do? 218 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,000 - I took care of it. - Oh, Morgan! 219 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:30,128 - I… It's not wrapped. - Oh my God. 220 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,130 It's a little something from me and Nicky. 221 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,591 - Oh, from the two of you. - Yeah. 222 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,885 Natalie, look at this. 223 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,511 It's gorg... It's stunning. 224 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,512 - Nicholas… - Mm-hmm. 225 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,765 I think that it makes sense 226 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,309 that you be the one to put it on her. 227 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,645 - Put it on her? - And maybe say a few words. 228 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,732 She wants you to put the necklace on Nonna and say a few words. 229 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,650 Put the necklace on. 230 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,110 - It's done. Say something. - Okay. I don't… I don't know why. 231 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,695 Morgan? All right. 232 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:56,988 Please put the necklace on. 233 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,740 Natalie, just take this from me. 234 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,117 - And move. - Nicholas, put the necklace on. 235 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,119 - Sorry, I'm just… - No worries. 236 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,205 Morgan, help your brother. It's your gift too. 237 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,666 Yeah, Morgan, come on. 238 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,917 Okay. 239 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,794 - Help me. - Yeah. 240 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,878 Morgan, her head. 241 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,547 - Just lift her head. - What else would I lift? 242 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,966 - Just lift it… lift it up. - I've got it. I've got it. 243 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,343 - Morgan. - I got it. I got it. 244 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,263 - Are you lifting? - Oh, honey, honey. Just wait. 245 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,015 It's fine. 246 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,102 There we go. There we go. Okay. 247 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,145 - Okay. - Oh my God. Okay. I feel like… 248 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,356 - I need you to lift more. - Sorry, I'm losing it. 249 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,941 - Oh my God. - It's really heavy. 250 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,317 - Can you lift it up? - More? 251 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,361 Move forward a bit 'cause I can't get the clasp. 252 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,154 Why is it taking so long? 253 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,990 - Eternal rest grant unto her… - I can't hear you. 254 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,786 …perpetual light shine upon her. 255 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,455 May she rest in peace, amen. 256 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,833 Okay. 257 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,252 Oh, Natalie, did you want to get a pic for socials? 258 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,295 - Oh, Morgan! - Ha, ha. 259 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,215 - Morgan, fuck. You crazy? - Please, have some respect for the dead. 260 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,967 Nicky, you really sped through that. 261 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,030 Coming. 262 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,207 - Hey. - Hi. Uh, can I help you with something? 263 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,752 I'm here for a pickup. 264 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,797 I… I think you might have the wrong address. 265 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,300 No. 266 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,845 You said you were at the Glenview Church? 267 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:47,015 Uh… Yeah. Mm-hmm. 268 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,850 You came with your sister, 269 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,020 bought a card, two Elsa dolls from me? 270 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,899 I bought two angel figurines. They didn't look anything like Elsa. 271 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,276 And a tennis necklace? 272 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,737 I… 273 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:04,949 No, I… I don't… don't… I don't think I bought a tennis necklace. 274 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,369 I know you didn't buy the necklace. 275 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,207 I'm here to take it back. 276 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,296 I don't… I don't… I don't have it. 277 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,429 - Very nice house, huh? - Mm-hmm. 278 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,765 You must have a very… 279 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,435 supportive congregation. 280 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:36,105 Wouldn't want to lose their trust, would you, Father? 281 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,108 Well, I'm not Catholic, so I… I go by "Pastor." 282 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:43,655 I don't give a fuck what name you go by, you dumb-looking piece of shit. 283 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,116 You don't know what you've taken, okay? 284 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,453 - Okay. - You have no idea who you're dealing with. 285 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:55,584 Return it, or I'll make sure your God gets very upset with you, okay? 286 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,961 Okay. 287 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,337 - Yeah. - Yeah? 288 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,381 - Yep. - Good. 289 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,597 Get in the... 290 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,224 Get in the… fucking car! 291 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,329 No, 'cause his is Gosling with a G. He's not related to the eight kids. 292 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,997 - Fuck! - Oh, shit. 293 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,167 Honey, what is wrong? I am asking you, what is wrong? 294 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,795 I'm fine, I'm fine, I just got my finger. I told you we should have ordered food. 295 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,841 God forbid I honor my mother by making her cutlets on the day she died. 296 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,052 They're the best cutlets I've ever had, Mrs. M. 297 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,220 Where's your brother? I told him eight o'clock. 298 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,513 - I don't know. - Uh, Mrs. M. 299 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,141 I know that today's been really hard… 300 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,645 …but if it's okay with you, I would… love to grab you privately 301 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,729 at some point. 302 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,523 I have something I would really love to ask you. 303 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,025 Let's play it by ear, Max. 304 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,568 - Okay? Hmm? - Okay. 305 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,819 Let's play that one by ear. 306 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,697 Coming! 307 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,575 Come on. 308 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,661 Come on. 309 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,621 Since when are we locking the door? 310 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,958 Since Susan Gopnik's garage got broken into a couple of weeks ago, 311 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,126 and all of her kids' bikes got taken. 312 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,671 - Where's your umbrella in this rain? - I don't have one. 313 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,049 I can't lose my son and my mother on the same day. 314 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,050 I'm sorry. 315 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,886 I'm sorry, today has not brought out the best in me. 316 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:12,929 I could admit that. 317 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,807 - How are you dealing with everything? - I'm not good. I'm not... 318 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,644 No, I just want a minute alone with my firstborn. 319 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,770 Technically, that would be Morgan. 320 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,272 We do not talk about adoption in this home. 321 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,734 I birthed you emotionally, which is just as painful. 322 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,777 You're freezing. 323 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,029 - Why are we standing out here? - You tell me. 324 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,867 We're making Nonna's veal cutlets. 325 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,536 They lived in Long Island. 326 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,162 Morgan, can I talk to you for a second? 327 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,956 No, no, there are no secrets in this house. 328 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,792 Anything you have to say, you can say in front of me and Max. 329 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,837 And half the women in this town. Ma... Can I talk to Morgan, please? 330 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,548 It is an inclusive neighborhood Facebook group! 331 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,091 Okay. Morgan! I need five minutes. 332 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,218 I can't help who signs up or what they send. 333 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,928 - Okay, okay. - It's out of my control! 334 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,054 Just five minutes. 335 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,975 - How would I even begin to? - That's all I need. Morgan… 336 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,309 I mean, seriously. 337 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,688 Okay, first of all, what the fuck is wrong with you? 338 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,605 Excuse me? 339 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,233 I need you to get that necklace back right now. 340 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,609 What necklace? 341 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:12,613 The necklace you stole after I told you to just leave it alone. 342 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:16,284 Oh… You mean the necklace that's around our dead grandmother's neck at a morgue? 343 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,952 - Oh, Morgan. - Come on. 344 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,830 You didn't seem freaked out when you were taking credit for it 345 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,914 at the hospital. 346 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,875 Look out the window! 347 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,252 - Do you see that truck out there? - Yes. Yes! 348 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,755 Don't look like that. Hide yourself a little bit. 349 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:32,008 Okay, that man out there followed me here from my house. 350 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:35,011 - What? - The guy you pissed off in the store. 351 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,346 He knocked on my door and threatened my reputation 352 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,348 if I didn't get that necklace back, okay? 353 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,767 I… I don't know what to do. 354 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,811 So you thought it'd be a good idea to lead him here to Mom's house 355 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,689 where your entire family's having dinner? 356 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,278 - Well, I wasn't really thinking about... - About the rest of your family? 357 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,906 - Oh, Morgan. - Did you just eat falafel? 358 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,240 You are such a bitch. 359 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,118 I'm sorry that your sexy life as an actress in Manhattan 360 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,622 didn't work out the way you want, but I am not getting my life ruined 361 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,958 because you have given up on yours. 362 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,712 - Fix this, Morgan. - It was a $79 necklace. 363 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,840 It felt really fucking heavy for a $79 necklace. 364 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,884 I held it in my hand, and it felt expensive. 365 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,219 I don't have time for this. 366 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,638 The Quick Post guy isn't gang-stalking you. 367 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,432 - Then go outside and talk to him then. - Seriously? 368 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,600 Yes! 369 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,895 Okay, fine. Fine! 370 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,772 - I will go talk to him, fine. - Go! 371 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,774 And you know what? If he wants $79, 372 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,901 I will Venmo him 79 fucking dollars. 373 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,612 - Great. - If that's what he needs. 374 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,252 Hello? 375 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,005 Can I help you with something? 376 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,674 What the fuck? 377 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,676 You're creeping out my family. 378 00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,222 I don't know what you're doing here, but this is some kind of misunderstanding. 379 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,890 You deaf? 380 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,727 You need to go. I know you can hear me. Hi. 381 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,230 Hey, great. 382 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:38,802 And? 383 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,012 Um… 384 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,388 And yeah. Yeah. 385 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:46,809 So we just have to… get… get the… get the necklace back. 386 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,687 - I know. I know we do. - But we have… But we have to. 387 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,274 - We have to. - Okay. Yeah, I know. 388 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,193 That's it? That's all… that's all he said? 389 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,612 No... Um, no, he didn't… he didn't… 390 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,989 - Morgan, spit it out. - He didn't say much of anything. 391 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,201 But you could've warned me about the fucking gun. 392 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,162 - What gun? - The gun! The gun! 393 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,456 The fucking gun I got pointed at my fucking face. 394 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,292 - Did you... - What gun, Morgan? 395 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,961 Did you not get a gun? 396 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,550 No. 397 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,929 But I had a man come to my house in the middle of the night 398 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,263 and verbally threaten me. 399 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,724 - Oh, really?! - Which was also very scary. 400 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:30,186 Did he scare you? He came to your house, and he didn't point a gun at you? 401 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,647 - That's not the same thing. - You have to calm down. 402 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,650 - That was so fucked-up! - Shh! Shh! 403 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,277 - You'll have to calm down. - Oh, I have to calm down? 404 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,071 - You have to calm down. - I have to calm down? 405 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,407 How the fuck are we gonna get that necklace back? 406 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,578 I'm seeing Nonna tomorrow. I'm gonna have to take it off her neck. 407 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,622 - I'm gonna have to take it off… - Okay. 408 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,082 …a dead woman's neck. 409 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,833 - Okay? - Yeah, right. 410 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,460 - Is there any other plan? - No. I don't... 411 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,711 - Okay, so then… - Okay. 412 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,673 Anything you wanna say? 413 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,049 - What? - "Thanks, Nick"? 414 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,969 - Maybe "thank you for the offer"? - Really? That's where your head goes? 415 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,553 - It is. - Are you out of your mind? 416 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,973 - Are you? Are you out of your... - Oh shit. That's next-level. 417 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,350 Am I interrupting something? 418 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,102 - I don't… Yeah, I mean… - Um… 419 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,562 - No. It's… What's… What's up? What's up? - Okay. Okay. 420 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:17,066 Well, I was just wondering if there was something that you wanted to say to me. 421 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,986 - I don't… - Mmm, I don't think… No. 422 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,947 - Morgan, what's happening? - Sure there's nothing you wanna say to me? 423 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,449 - Babe, I don't know what... - Well, how about now? 424 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,118 Okay, yeah. Um… 425 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,744 Anything that you might wanna say to me? 426 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,746 Oh my fucking God. 427 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,791 - Anything you might wanna say? - Um… 428 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,209 - Morgan… - Yeah, yes. 429 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,712 - Oh my fucking God. - …Janice Dardano… 430 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,131 …will you make my life by saying yes? 431 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,717 Um… Mom, what about… what about Nonna? 432 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,302 - The timing is not, um… - Okay. 433 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,429 Oh no, hon, she would be relieved. 434 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,681 - Nicky, get the prosecco from the garage. - What? 435 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,349 From the garage, okay. 436 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,351 So it's a yes? 437 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,565 Yes. Oh my God. 438 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,110 - Okay. - Oh my God, it's happening. 439 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,992 We're getting engaged! 440 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,201 Why are you so wet? 441 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,714 Oh, forgive me. 442 00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,852 Yeah? 443 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:38,064 Sorry to interrupt. Can I use the office printer for the programs? 444 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,899 - Sure. - The basement's out of ink. 445 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,816 Absolutely. 446 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:45,529 Thank you. And do you want those programs in black-and-white or color? 447 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,783 I… I don't know, Rose. Are the programs in black-and-white or color? 448 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,618 - Color. - Then we print in color. 449 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,827 Then we print in color. 450 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,621 Thank you, Rose. 451 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,009 Miss Morgan? 452 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,553 You look like a bad witch. 453 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,805 Thanks, Mackenzie. 454 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,328 Nicholas. 455 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,331 - Honey. Calm down. - What?! 456 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:41,669 I just got word your nonna's best friend, Dina, slipped at a Five Guys last night. 457 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,003 - What? - Broke her neck. 458 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,381 She'll be in the hospital for the rest of her life. 459 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,341 So you're gonna have to read her poem, okay? 460 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,384 And your father's here, 461 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,719 speaking of somebody who should've slipped at a Five Guys. 462 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,221 - Ma. - What? 463 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,807 If we don't have laughter in these moments, what do we have? 464 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,226 - He left Denise at home, which was decent. - Ah. 465 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,228 Okay. 466 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,771 - Good to roll, Mrs. M? - Yep. 467 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:01,772 Uh… 468 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,190 - Let's do it. - Can we stop? 469 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,151 Can we just, um… 470 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,278 Can we stop it for a second? Can we just stop? Can we stop? 471 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,490 Can we stop?! Just stop! Stop! 472 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,833 I haven't said a prayer. I need to say a prayer for the woman. 473 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:21,792 Okay? Can I... 474 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,752 I just need to be alone with… 475 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:26,006 - Honey. - With her for a moment, please. 476 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,632 She's late to her own funeral. 477 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,093 You can bless her later. 478 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:31,719 Okay? Move. 479 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,643 What in the world? 480 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,562 Fuck! 481 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:44,774 Fuck! 482 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,669 Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome. 483 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,677 Uh… I wish we were gathering here under happier circumstances. 484 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,554 But, um… 485 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:18,517 but it often is in these times 486 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,894 that the Lord, um, 487 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:25,898 shows us the true cap... capacity that we as human beings have 488 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:29,986 to… to process and to live through pain. 489 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,240 - Both emotional and, um… - Mmm. 490 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:34,950 …and physical. 491 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:39,745 Sometimes it's easy to forget that death… 492 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,459 …could be just around the… co... corner 493 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:46,877 for any of us. 494 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:52,258 Um… Just look at Dina Caputo, who just last night slipped in a Five Guys 495 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,718 and is now in a coma, 496 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,846 no longer able to read her poem here today. 497 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:02,018 Thoughts and prayers are with Dina and her family 498 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,145 at this time. 499 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,190 You know, Nonna was, uh, a special woman. 500 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,235 I use the word "special" because I know she pissed a lot of you off. 501 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,281 But she never lied 502 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,451 or forced any of her family members to lie for her. 503 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,585 How did you not get the... 504 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,421 Don't you fucking dare. 505 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:41,141 I'm gonna head home and let the dogs out. Denise is in Tampa. 506 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,143 I'll see you back at the house. 507 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,020 - Your grandmother was a great woman. - Yes, she was. 508 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,230 - Oh, yeah. - She was so proud of your mom. 509 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,691 All right, we're good, Michael. Thank you for that. Go home. 510 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,527 Let her poodles out. Don't want them shitting on your carpet. 511 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:57,406 Yep. All right. I'll see you in an hour. Hey, congrats again on the ring, honey. 512 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,283 Thanks, Dad. 513 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,954 Did you congratulate your sister? 514 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,833 On Max proposing to her the day Nonna died? Um… 515 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,293 No, not yet. 516 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,046 Congrats, Morgan. I'm… I'm just... It's beyond words. 517 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,131 - I'm thrilled. - Max is helping me out. 518 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,717 I've got him picking up Baileys for your Aunt Joanie. 519 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,428 But we really should get back to the house. People will be arriving. 520 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,182 I don't trust what those caterers consider hot food. 521 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,475 Sorry for your loss. 522 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,103 Oh, thank you so much. Have we met? 523 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,397 My condolences. 524 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,774 Oh. 525 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,484 It's a friend of Morgan's. 526 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,110 - Uh-huh. It's my friend. - Ah. 527 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,278 That tracks. 528 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,907 All right. Honey, we should really go. Kids, we'll see you back at the house. 529 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:40,824 Okay. 530 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:41,910 Okay, see you. 531 00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,664 - Let's take a walk. - Oh… 532 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,832 I have some papers to sign, so... 533 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,042 - Walk. - Oh, okay. 534 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,085 Okay. 535 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,504 - We don't need to push. - I know how to walk. 536 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,924 Come on. Okay, give me the necklace. 537 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,469 Where is it? 538 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,221 Huh? 539 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,389 We don't have it. 540 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,892 - What do you mean, you don't have it? - I... We don't have it. 541 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,560 What the fuck you mean? Where is it?! 542 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:11,563 I don't know how else we can say it. We don't have it. 543 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,066 What the fuck you mean you don't have it? 544 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,776 - Where the fuck is it? - I... 545 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,237 Okay, okay. 546 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,740 Can you calm down? Because I don't think talking to us like this is helping. 547 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,867 What are you, some kind of crisis manager now? 548 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,619 - Whose side are you on? - Not yours. 549 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,579 What am I gonna do now? 550 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,335 Fucking fuck. 551 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:37,298 You have no idea what the fuck you've done. Huh? 552 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,431 - Get in the fucking truck. - There has to be some… 553 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,767 What if I said I wasn't comfortable doing that? 554 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:53,564 - Get in the truck. Get in the truck. - No. 555 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:57,192 - He has a gun. Get in the fucking truck. - This is fully giving kidnap homicide. 556 00:28:57,193 --> 00:29:00,487 It's "giving"? Those are your last words? Is it giving kidnap homicide? 557 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,614 - Get in the fucking truck! - Oh my God! 558 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:03,450 Ow!