1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT For best IPTV provider, please visit: WWW.IPTV.CAT.BZ 3 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,000 My apologies. 4 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:47,166 Excuse me. Public speaking has never been my... 5 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:51,666 I can't find the word. 6 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:56,750 I would do almost anything to avoid speaking in public. 7 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:59,333 Even die. I'd rather die... 8 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:01,916 than speaking in public. 9 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,083 If a meteor fell on our heads Right now, I would be relieved. 10 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,708 I'd say, "Come see Dad." 11 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:10,833 Relax, Elijah. 12 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,375 It's just an exercise. 13 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:14,958 We are with you. There is no pressure. 14 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,666 Apart from the future Regal Blue Condoms 15 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,833 and all of us employees. 16 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:22,083 If the speech fails, we're done. 17 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,708 - And we don't want that. - It's true. 18 00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:28,541 You know, I have a phobia of germs. 19 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:30,625 Fill naturally? 20 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,458 No, dude. 21 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:38,083 And once I made love 22 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:41,250 with a woman from... It doesn't matter where, 23 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:45,208 but I… We were busy and… 24 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:48,833 My testicles were rubbing against things 25 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:51,125 which I didn't want to touch. 26 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,458 What is happening? 27 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:53,958 - What is… - I don't know, 28 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,833 but I don't look away. 29 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,875 I suggest changing outfits. 30 00:01:57,958 --> 00:01:59,250 Diving gear? 31 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,833 Let Elijah finish, please. 32 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:03,250 I identify with that 33 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,958 because I often felt 34 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,791 the guy's balls on my butt 35 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:11,208 like dog shit hanging from the plastic bag, 36 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:13,958 and it's disturbing and disgusting. 37 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,041 - It's disturbing. - Excuse me. 38 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,916 Is Steve from HR here? 39 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,958 I didn't invite him. The killjoy. 40 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,666 I am here. 41 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,333 Shit. 42 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:28,333 As you know, 43 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:35,166 prophylactics break records sales during the World Cup, 44 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,583 more than during any event on Earth. 45 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:40,375 Even more so than on Valentine's Day. 46 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,125 Even more than at the Olympics. 47 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:45,083 Raoul, yours. “More than the Olympics.” 48 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,291 Excuse me. 49 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,250 - No. Yes. - Yes. 50 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:51,541 - Shit. - My God. Keep it away from me. 51 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:52,583 He's alive! 52 00:02:52,666 --> 00:02:54,541 Good. Look, there is… 53 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,166 - Turn it off. - All right. 54 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:59,875 I don't... There's a button somewhere. 55 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:00,958 Alright. 56 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,166 Can I leave? 57 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,208 No, Jeremy. 58 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:08,041 It's just that I... I have an important meeting at 11:30 a.m.… 59 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,333 What's so important? 60 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,958 Dialysis. 61 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:15,333 - Shit. - Yes. 62 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:17,791 Excuse me. Yes, no problem. 63 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,375 Do what you have to do. 64 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:22,541 Let's move on. 65 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,750 Drum roll. 66 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,708 To win the World Cup contract, 67 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:34,375 I imagined and designed 68 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:37,041 a condom that covers 69 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:41,708 the penis and testicles. 70 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,541 I call him... 71 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,875 When You want for the meteor, God. 72 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,250 The testicle guard. 73 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,208 It sells itself, right? 74 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,916 CANNON BALLS 75 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:07,208 I have to tell you that your conception is sick. 76 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:10,000 This is one of the best products that I will have to sell. 77 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,291 Yes. 78 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,916 Brad, 79 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,250 no paternalistic attitude towards me. 80 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:21,332 We know it was a simple rehearsal for presentation. 81 00:05:21,416 --> 00:05:23,416 A test. I was sorting out some glitches. 82 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,000 There were glitches, yes. 83 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:32,957 What? It's a free buffet. 84 00:05:40,832 --> 00:05:43,416 - Are you singing We Built This City? - Yes. 85 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,000 I do this because I have trouble to swallow pills, 86 00:05:47,957 --> 00:05:51,332 and when my throat closes, I sing a song 87 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:53,582 and it happens. It distracts me. 88 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:56,332 I got it. 89 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,125 You understand that this is my product. 90 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:01,875 Mine. Designed by my brain. 91 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,458 I should introduce it. 92 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,333 Not sure I like it. No “I” in “team”. 93 00:06:07,416 --> 00:06:10,708 That's part of it. 94 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:14,041 The best designer is you, Elijah, 95 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,875 but Brad is the best salesman. 96 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,666 So you do the perfect collaborators. 97 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,625 The steak and the sizzle. 98 00:06:20,707 --> 00:06:22,625 That's how I see Brad. 99 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:24,082 Fanciful, without substance. 100 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,000 Opposites are productive. 101 00:06:26,082 --> 00:06:29,541 Think of Ben and Jerry, with chocolate and peanut butter. 102 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:31,291 -Michael and Fredo. - So. 103 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:33,291 But which one am I? 104 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,375 A typical Fredo question. 105 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:39,500 Hello, Senhor Santos, 106 00:06:39,582 --> 00:06:42,541 and distinguished delegation from the Ministry of Tourism of Brazil. 107 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:44,041 My name is Brad. 108 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:45,250 Brad Lewison. 109 00:06:45,332 --> 00:06:48,082 But call me Brad the salesman. 110 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,832 You met the manufacturer Preserve me. 111 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,000 A tough rival for us. 112 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:57,707 Regal Blue can't top Save Me in size and scope, 113 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:02,000 but we surpass them in passion. 114 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:06,000 I imagine that as a Brazilian, 115 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,000 you know what passion is. 116 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,708 But sometimes, 117 00:07:09,791 --> 00:07:13,166 passion has harmful consequences. 118 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:18,582 Here at Regal Blue, we aim to protect our greatest good. 119 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:23,500 Do not expose the penis to undesirable risks. 120 00:07:23,582 --> 00:07:26,082 And neither is the vagina! 121 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:30,875 These are not the only jewels on display in a vigorous sexual exchange. 122 00:07:30,957 --> 00:07:35,582 I'm talking about uninvited intruders at the passionate party. 123 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,207 Our testicles have long been the transmitters 124 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,957 or the recipients of unwanted contaminants. 125 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,957 The mini round super-transmitters. 126 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,957 He's not wrong, is he? 127 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:49,041 A covering condom is presented 128 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:52,750 not just the penis and its head, 129 00:07:52,832 --> 00:07:57,000 but thanks to our technology patented latex, 130 00:07:57,082 --> 00:07:59,582 bone testicles too. 131 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:02,083 And the precious genetic seed inside. 132 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,000 Why didn't we think of this before? 133 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,083 Isn't that right, Senhor Santos? 134 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,833 Why not allow Regal Blue to serve you, 135 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,625 you and yours, at the World Cup? 136 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,582 Impressive. 137 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,832 It's very impressive. Yes. 138 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,000 I only have one question. 139 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:28,332 What do you call it? 140 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:30,541 - The testicle guard. - Great… 141 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:38,665 I don't know. 142 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:42,207 Sounds a bit clinical, born? 143 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,415 Not very… 144 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,040 Not very attractive. 145 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,665 That’s why we replaced it with… 146 00:08:49,915 --> 00:08:51,958 “Cannonballs.” 147 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,833 Now yes! 148 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:58,708 Small futebol bolas right there, on the condom. 149 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:01,208 I love it. It's sensational. 150 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:09,541 Well, official condoms of Brazil 2025 are… 151 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,500 Cannonballs! 152 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:37,083 It will be an extraordinary partnership, Senhor Santos. 153 00:09:37,165 --> 00:09:39,250 Please call me Artur. 154 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,540 Perfect, Artie. 155 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,083 Champagne, gentlemen. 156 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,290 Shall we raise our glass? 157 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,915 No, no, not for me. Sorry. 158 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,915 Nine years in March. 159 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,290 You wimp. 160 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,665 I'm kidding. 161 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,625 You have some catching up to do. 162 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,165 - Hey! - What do you have there? 163 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,250 It's an Abigail Breslin. 164 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,916 A Shirley Temple, with twice as much grenadine. 165 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,666 Why not a real cocktail? We are on a roll. 166 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,250 It's not over yet? 167 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,625 No, I'm just getting started. Yes. 168 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,875 - Don't ruin everything. - Spoil? 169 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,833 Weren't you here this morning? I was the lone hero. 170 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,041 You work well together. 171 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,833 You don't see it the way I do. 172 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,875 Artie, a toast. 173 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,166 - No. Please. - Do you know what? 174 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,000 It's tradition... 175 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,958 I don't want you to drink. 176 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:33,415 Smell it to solidify our association. 177 00:10:35,165 --> 00:10:36,665 All right. 178 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,333 I smell, that's all. 179 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,083 Over to you, Artie. 180 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,165 Drink. 181 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,458 It's not just smelling. 182 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,041 And then, shit! 183 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,750 Gentlemen, 184 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,166 what do you know about futebol? 185 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,291 Enough to know that it's great. 186 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,041 The songs, slipping on your knees when you score 187 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:25,083 and shout "goal" breathlessly. 188 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,125 And at the end, the orange segments. 189 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,625 It's a good sport. 190 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:29,666 A sport? 191 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,541 A sport? No. 192 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:37,125 Futebol is science, mathematics, physics, chemistry. 193 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:42,415 But also, letters and human sciences, art, music, poetry. 194 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:47,458 It is also love, family, the community. 195 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,333 It's a lot of things. 196 00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:50,540 Almost everything. 197 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,165 And perfectly simple. 198 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,458 Twenty-two men, a balloon, 199 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,208 without hands. 200 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,916 Aim! 201 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 This guy. 202 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:09,458 This guy. 203 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,250 AKA “the doer”. 204 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,375 Do you know what? 205 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:16,125 I invite you to the World Cup final. 206 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:17,500 - What? - You two. 207 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,500 The ones behind the Cannonballs. 208 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,166 First class. With V.I.P. seats 209 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:25,541 You deserved it. 210 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,000 Thank you, Senhor Santos. 211 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,000 Let me ask you a question. 212 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,040 How well do you know El Presidente? 213 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,208 - Lula? - Yes. 214 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:37,208 We have been friends for 40 years. 215 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,040 We could introduce him Cannonballs. 216 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:43,125 Let it be the official condom from Brazil. Eh? 217 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,625 Great idea. 218 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,665 Great idea. 219 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,415 And to celebrate, 220 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,790 another tour, or three. 221 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,165 Maybe some glasses of water. 222 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,583 Let's hydrate ourselves. 223 00:12:57,665 --> 00:12:58,915 You're going to ruin everything. 224 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,500 I'm going to bring him back to earth. 225 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,458 - No. - Yes, I'll take care of it. 226 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,041 You know what I haven't tried for a long time? 227 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:10,916 - Skeeball? - Crack. 228 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,416 Crack? 229 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,000 I have a contact. 230 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:34,083 The pulsation of the speakers excites me 231 00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:36,125 - like diamonds. - What? 232 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:40,458 Senhor Santos, 233 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,708 - pull yourself together. - Look at. 234 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,208 What? No. Senhor Santos! 235 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,583 Pull yourself together. 236 00:13:49,165 --> 00:13:50,833 I grab my bag. 237 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,165 Who wants hot chocolate... 238 00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:58,750 Shit! 239 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:08,458 I hired you for complementarity. 240 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,333 To compensate for your weaknesses. 241 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,500 You are too strict. 242 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,000 You are too relaxed. 243 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,541 Two imperfect employees who compensate 244 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,958 for each other's damn faults! 245 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:22,125 I want to make sure Steve writes this down. 246 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,000 Steve from HR? No way. Not today. It's between us. 247 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,708 I'm already here. 248 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,208 Damn shit. 249 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:35,375 This is our client, 250 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,500 who, after 9 years of sobriety, downed 11 shots, 251 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,125 smoked half a white ball, 252 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,625 took down his pants 253 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,040 to put our condom on his penis. 254 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,500 And his testicles. 255 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,415 And jumped off the damn balcony naked. 256 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:53,000 BRAZILIAN CRACKHEAD SWINGS NAKED 257 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,290 Seven million saw it. 258 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,125 Any publicity is good publicity. 259 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,708 You piece of shit! 260 00:14:58,415 --> 00:15:01,916 And one of the 7,000,000 Internet users, it's not a joke, 261 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500 was the president of Brazil, 262 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,125 who hurried to fire Santos this morning. 263 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,625 It's a shame. 264 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,750 And us. 265 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,916 We? 266 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,458 What will the condom be? 267 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,458 host country official of the 2025 World Cup? 268 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:17,291 It's the ultra-thin Preserve Me. 269 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,958 What? 270 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,791 It doesn't cover the balls at all. 271 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,416 I promise you, boss, 272 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,791 - in the future. I… - The future? 273 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,083 What are you talking about? 274 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,958 Do you understand that the company is ruined. 275 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,958 This is your exit interview 276 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,165 that I lead 277 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,290 with the seriousness of an unseemly turd. 278 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,583 Fuck off, you two. 279 00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:42,915 You are outside. 280 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,208 Me too? 281 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,583 You too! 282 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,708 Chief Burgess was right. 283 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,750 You are a real salesman. 284 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:54,833 The costume you wear envelopes an empty shell. 285 00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:57,790 Brad the salesman doesn't care 286 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,915 than his navel. 287 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,750 We can't appreciate each other anymore? 288 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,041 Self-esteem is important, otherwise 289 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,458 who else can I love? 290 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,708 I'll tell you... Perfect. 291 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:11,833 You should take inspiration from Raoul. 292 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:13,500 He is selfless. 293 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,750 Is this my box? 294 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,375 The boss fired me too. 295 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,875 You morons, made Regal Blue flow 296 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,208 and my health insurance. 297 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,500 You'll get through this. 298 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,000 If I die now, 299 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,958 it will be your fault. 300 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,540 Adios forever. 301 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,375 Patter on the back. Dream killer. 302 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,540 Know that patting on the back is an art. 303 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,708 We don't do this with our fingers in our noses. 304 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,375 I want to hear your theory about slapping 305 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,125 because you are going to taste my hand. 306 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,208 Are you going to slap me? 307 00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:58,915 No. 308 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,416 You bastard... 309 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:05,833 Good. Don’t… 310 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,083 I could drop the box to mistreat you, 311 00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:12,750 but there is not enough Purell in the world. 312 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:14,790 It's you who's sweating. 313 00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:17,415 I'll think of a reply 314 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,915 - and hit you later. - Do that. 315 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,583 - Expect a text. - Yes. 316 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,915 THREE MONTHS LATER 317 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,916 - Hello. - Hi. 318 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,416 BRAZIL 2025 UNLIMITED ACCESS 319 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:07,541 PRIVILEGE PASS 320 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,208 Damn. 321 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,416 - Shit. - Shit. 322 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,416 Does… 323 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,750 Are you okay? 324 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:48,958 Great. 325 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,125 Yes. Me too. 326 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,000 It couldn't get better. 327 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,541 It's crazy to have these tickets in the final, huh? 328 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,333 No doubt the bureaucracy. 329 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,458 A civil servant who told another official to send the tickets. 330 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:07,625 Without canceling. 331 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,833 We are lucky. 332 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,125 Yes. Very lucky. 333 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,041 We reach the bottom, then the summit. 334 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,791 We're taking a big leap. 335 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,125 - “A jump”? - A jump. 336 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,458 When we go from the bottom to the top. 337 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,458 That's double the distance. 338 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,333 Nobody says “jump.” 339 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:25,625 Just you. 340 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,333 It's stupid. 341 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,958 What a spectacle! 342 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:08,375 Ladies and gentlemen, wherever you are in the world, 343 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,916 welcome to the final of the 2025 World Cup. 344 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,458 I've been through worse than you. 345 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:18,875 What? 346 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,416 "How are you doing?" 347 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,541 And listen to this. 348 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,458 It also means “I’m fine.” 349 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,666 So we say: “Tudo bem?” “Tudo bem.” 350 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,083 One of the pearls of Contrails Magazine. 351 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,791 It's funny. Look at this. 352 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:36,125 An automatic interpreter with the voice of Larry David. 353 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,125 How are you? I'm doing well. 354 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,500 Extra, huh? 355 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,208 It's time to drink, then. 356 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,000 It's time to drink. It's what? 357 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,083 - “Sales” is poorly written… - I see that. 358 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,125 …on the first, 359 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:56,041 and they had to give me another one. 360 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,583 BRAD OF THE DAMN SALES 361 00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,166 - Great. - Here's yours. 362 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,166 It's great. 363 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,958 If I drink a little, 364 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,333 I have to first... 365 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,958 Protect myself. 366 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,791 Over the past 39 days, 367 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,875 48 international teams were reduced to two. 368 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:16,833 The heroes of the country, Brazil, against neighboring rival Argentina. 369 00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:20,833 After four long years, our wait ends this evening. 370 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:27,916 What? 371 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,833 You have a bit of Brad the salesman in you, after all. 372 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,208 I imagine so. 373 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,833 “Naughty Elijah.” 374 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,916 He shows up once a decade. 375 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,583 Like a comet. 376 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,125 I thought I knew you! 377 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,791 COME PREPARED! ULTRAMIN 378 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,083 “Ultrathin”? Am I dreaming? 379 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:47,250 It's a real affront to prophylactics. 380 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,291 They are all crazy. 381 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,375 - Noisy. - It hasn't even started yet. 382 00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:58,125 The moment has finally arrived, 383 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,750 in the World Cup final 384 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:03,375 as two titans clash in this grandiose event. 385 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,708 This is their first presence in the World Cup final. 386 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,416 Here we go. Argentina, in pale blue, 387 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,666 and Brazil in canary yellow, of course. 388 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,958 Kick the damn ball! 389 00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:23,750 Offense! 390 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,083 It should be our mascot, 391 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,625 not a damn hot dog. 392 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:41,375 It's not a hot dog. 393 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,333 It is a Brazilian linguiça. 394 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,000 It should be ours. 395 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:50,791 They would not have chosen a condom with balls as a mascot. 396 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,375 I want to hit him in the family jewels. 397 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:57,166 We are making progress in the first half. It's very tense. Still no goal. 398 00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:01,208 Maybe Argentina can kick off one last offensive 399 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,541 as the team seems to dominate. Nice game. 400 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,583 Pass towards Alberti. 401 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:08,666 He has two defenders, which he avoided as if in a slalom. 402 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,458 - A great chance for Argentina! - No! 403 00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:15,750 Aim! 404 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:19,583 A goal from Alberti! An incredible outcome! 405 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,166 Rubbish! 406 00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:24,500 My God. 407 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:28,375 Look at that limp penis. 408 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,791 Hey, linguiça! 409 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:33,833 You're dangling, linguiça! 410 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Brazil! 411 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:47,416 Brazil! 412 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,916 End of the 2nd half. 413 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,291 Argentina leads 1-0. 414 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,500 They can be satisfied 415 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,416 to absorb the pressure to win. 416 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,666 There is little time left for the Seleção. 417 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,916 Time is up. 418 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,875 Stoppage of play. 419 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:06,208 A defender advances towards him. 420 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,625 A confrontation that ends badly. 421 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:12,750 They are sure to score! 422 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,083 I understand now. 423 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,750 They make fun of us. 424 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,416 Who is that? 425 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,833 Preserve me, with advertising 426 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:24,833 and all those sausages. 427 00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:26,875 They are deliberately humiliating us. 428 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,333 But what are you talking about? 429 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,125 Don't you see it? 430 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:33,791 It looks like a big cock 431 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,333 who laughs at us and curses us. 432 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:39,291 Stop it. Sometimes, a sausage is just a sausage. 433 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:42,125 Come on, it's a tail. 434 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:44,916 - My God. You are ridiculous. - Really? 435 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:49,750 He swings his cock and balls in front of us. 436 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,666 He wiggles in front of the opponent already on the ground. 437 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,875 Will you please shut up? This is madness. 438 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,333 If they had wanted send us a message, 439 00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:00,250 the mascot would wear a hood. 440 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,916 Time flies, Brazilian supporters are on hot coals. 441 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,916 Look at this, 442 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Leo la linguiça puts on a hat on the head. 443 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,583 The bastard! 444 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,416 All right. Calm down. 445 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,750 - He just looked at us. - Calm down. 446 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,083 - Calm down. - Shit. 447 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,500 Never mind. We are here. We're having fun. 448 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,708 The goalkeeper makes a remarkable save. 449 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:32,166 Cat reflexes for the Brazilian goalkeeper. 450 00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:39,166 Thanks to the efficient guard, Brazil could count. 451 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,416 Guts! 452 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,000 No! Naughty Elijah! 453 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,791 I'm coming, sausage man! 454 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:01,916 Yes, you like… 455 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,916 Stop! It’s a linguiça! 456 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,125 Who makes the worm? 457 00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,208 Naughty Elijah! Naughty! 458 00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:15,666 The graceful Pereyra crosses 459 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:19,083 Argentina's defense like a ballerina on stage. 460 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,625 What do I see there? The mascot and two guys? 461 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:23,583 He attacks the goalkeeper. 462 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,875 The goalkeeper falls. 463 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:28,583 There will be a goal. No! 464 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,250 What happened? This is madness. 465 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,416 It's astonishing. What happened? 466 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,958 Two men harmed the game 467 00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:48,458 and prevented Brazil to score the equalizing goal 468 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,041 in the World Cup final, 469 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:52,375 in bizarre circumstances. 470 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,583 Two fools. 471 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:56,750 I've never seen that in my life. 472 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:06,458 The referees have a big decision to take. 473 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,750 They need help from Heaven. 474 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,875 Brazil is out of luck. 475 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:13,166 According to the regulations, in the event of intrusion 476 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:17,166 on the field: a referee, an object, an animal or a person, 477 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,458 I quote: “We restart the match 478 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:22,833 "at the position of the ball, without penalty." 479 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:27,333 The referee will apply the regulations to the letter, 480 00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:33,000 and Brazilians are absolutely furious. 481 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:36,916 The whole of Brazil has just been robbed. 482 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:40,208 Death to the Americans! 483 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:45,000 What do they say? 484 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:48,083 You are going to die! You are going to die! 485 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,666 You are going to die! 486 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,333 You are going to die! 487 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,083 I think they're talking about you. 488 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,375 Die! Die! 489 00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:02,500 Nerves! 490 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,166 It's just a game! 491 00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,750 And there you have it. 492 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:12,375 Argentina is world champion in an unimaginable finale. 493 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,083 No. 494 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,583 Damn shit. 495 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,333 Damn. 496 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,750 Are we in hell? 497 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,666 Not very far. 498 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:42,416 It's your fault, you ran onto the field. 499 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,416 Frankly. We would still have our job without you. 500 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,166 It must have been our hood mascot. 501 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,583 That wasn't it. 502 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,125 How many times do I have to repeat it? 503 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,416 It was a linguiça! 504 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,416 All right. Don't panic. 505 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,083 But no. We are no longer there. 506 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,458 You see. 507 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,250 You only think about yourself. 508 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,416 I was talking to myself. 509 00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:23,541 Good morning. 510 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,083 Antonia Costa, 511 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:27,750 the best lawyer in legal aid. 512 00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,791 Veja will describe me as such when I win. 513 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,833 “The trial of the century.” 514 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:34,958 Always a winner. 515 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,083 I never won, but I am undefeated in court. 516 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,750 Is this your first trial? 517 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,708 It's my first day! 518 00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:44,916 The novice drew the short straw. 519 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,583 Shit goes down the stream. 520 00:29:46,666 --> 00:29:50,125 “The shit.” What are we in this metaphor? 521 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,416 How can you represent these morons?! 522 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,416 Would you do that to your own country? 523 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,000 Sorry, but you shouldn't listen to this. 524 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:02,333 Let's take advantage of this enthusiasm juvenile, huh? 525 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,375 Your strategy? 526 00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:09,166 Good. Here's what we're going to do... 527 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,833 Can I? I did of propaedeutics at Penn… 528 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:14,666 - State. -Penn State. You interrupted me. 529 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,916 My mother believed that I was going to become a lawyer. 530 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,791 But it's quite the opposite. 531 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:25,791 On the other hand, I remember of the Humberto Alvarez-Machain affair… 532 00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:29,208 And the case of a certain judge Joe Brown, 533 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:31,000 - “The shrimp.” SO? - Pardon. 534 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:34,666 Two minutes with them, please? Can you… 535 00:30:36,208 --> 00:30:38,416 We'll be sentenced to death, right? 536 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,458 Yes. 537 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,291 After a torture session. 538 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,500 But why is he still getting involved? 539 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,458 We don't want your opinion, von Frankenstein. 540 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:48,208 Let's forget it. 541 00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:49,791 I made an oath. 542 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:52,958 I am the light who chases away the darkness of injustice 543 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,750 no matter the price to pay. 544 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,583 “Whatever…” What… 545 00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,250 What price to pay? You are legal aid. 546 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:01,208 Yes. But still. 547 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:04,791 After the trial, I won't be able to walk in the street anymore. 548 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,541 Or go shopping, go to the public toilet. 549 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,458 My mother will be ostracized at church. 550 00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,291 My brothers, bullied at school. 551 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:13,250 - Ouch. - But too bad. 552 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:16,541 I have a good plan to get you released. 553 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,875 I'm stopping you. 554 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:22,875 It's your dismissal interview, Antonia Costas. 555 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:24,000 What are you doing? 556 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,625 I am not egocentric. 557 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:29,083 You and I have hurt a lot of people. 558 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,041 You're fired. 559 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,333 - What? No! - No! 560 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:36,791 Go to the grocery store or public toilets, if necessary. 561 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,166 Put paper on the bowl. 562 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,833 You don't understand. 563 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,333 Go away. We'll manage. 564 00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,625 They are incapable of it. 565 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:47,541 Excuse me. I am their lawyer. 566 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,708 I have the right to speak to them without witnesses 567 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:51,208 if you want to go out. 568 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:53,208 No, since they fired you. 569 00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:55,291 They didn't hear my plan. 570 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,583 Go away! 571 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,916 Gentlemen? Hire me again. 572 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,375 Can I give you my number? 573 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,958 You don't understand the seriousness of the situation. 574 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,333 You sent away our only hope, moron. 575 00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,916 I don't want to ruin his life. 576 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,375 Good moves are always punished. 577 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:10,458 I'll take care of it. 578 00:32:10,541 --> 00:32:13,125 Senhor DeBell. Senhor Lewison… 579 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,666 The idiots. 580 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,166 They are yours, sir. 581 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,583 Brad. Elijah. 582 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,791 We know it, Os Estúpidos. 583 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,875 No. Don't stop at these vulgarities. 584 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,750 Jessel Cristos, Minister of Defense. 585 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:52,291 The Minister of Defense? 586 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,083 - Lord God. - Damn… 587 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,500 I'm coming from my jog. 588 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:57,666 My business, my mission, 589 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,208 it is the security of our great country and everyone here. 590 00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:04,416 That's why I came here early 591 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,500 so that nothing happens to you. 592 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,125 Yes. 593 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:13,791 Very kind. 594 00:33:25,666 --> 00:33:26,750 Please enter. 595 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,375 You are Americans. 596 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,750 Tell me, 597 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,083 do you understand the extent of our hatred 598 00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:34,916 for rival teams from the south? 599 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:37,125 My son… 600 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,458 takes for Argentina. 601 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,500 A rebellion. 602 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:45,666 We don't talk to each other anymore. 603 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,791 Adolescence can be very difficult. 604 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,458 He was only 9 years old. 605 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:53,333 It was Elijah who ran towards the grass. 606 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:55,250 He ran on the damn field! 607 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,125 - I tried! Drunk… - Selfish. 608 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,541 Silence! 609 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,458 Stop your bullshit! 610 00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:08,291 The terror in your eyes. 611 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:15,666 You must believe that I am a little despot 612 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:20,333 capable of committing a violent act on a whim, with complete impunity. 613 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,875 I regret, but yes. 614 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:29,166 Despite of your awful cultural prejudices, 615 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,291 I'm not going to cut off your hand 616 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,291 or lock yourself in a dungeon. 617 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:35,250 or a transfer? 618 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:38,000 I will not accept a bribe. 619 00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:42,458 What I'm going to do, 620 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,750 it is to free you. 621 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:47,375 You will… 622 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:51,750 Here. 623 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,583 The door is open. 624 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,916 The elevator you know. 625 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,250 Go down to the lobby, then straight ahead. 626 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,541 The double doors, and the street. 627 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,333 For real? How to thank you? 628 00:35:04,416 --> 00:35:07,916 You are kind and forgiving. THANKS. 629 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,458 I didn't expect that. 630 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:15,083 A real Jesus. Full of leniency. 631 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,500 But are you kidding? 632 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,333 Do you know what just happened? 633 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,666 He throws us to the wolves. 634 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,041 We needed 635 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,958 a police escort, you know? 636 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,333 An armed escort to the airport. 637 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:31,083 Instead, it's the street. 638 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,458 - Shit. - The Brazilian street. 639 00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:35,500 Yes, we will be recognized. 640 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,458 I don't have your ordinary face. 641 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:39,916 - No, not in Brazil. - All right. 642 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,291 Do you know what? Don't panic. 643 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,166 The street perceives fear. 644 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,333 We're going to relax and stay natural. 645 00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:50,000 Smile and nod. Tudo bem, okay? 646 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:51,541 - Tudo bem. - Discreetly. 647 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:52,666 - Yes. - Come on. 648 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,291 Shit. Good God. 649 00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:58,000 Come on. 650 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:03,166 I don't know how long I will be able to smile. 651 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,708 Would you like to come? 652 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:08,916 - My God. - Everyone is looking at us. 653 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:11,208 Good God. 654 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,333 Where are we going, anyway? 655 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,166 - I don't know. - It's reassuring. 656 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,375 My God! 657 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,208 Shit! My phone. 658 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:20,000 - Give it up. - What? 659 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:21,708 I still have 18 months to pay! 660 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,291 You didn't buy it? 661 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:26,333 No, I spread out the payments. It seemed logical. 662 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,708 It pays off for them. 663 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,916 The idiots. 664 00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,125 Shit. 665 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:43,208 Come! 666 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:47,416 Good God. 667 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,125 Shit. 668 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,916 Come on. 669 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:00,750 They follow us. 670 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:02,125 Who is that? 671 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:03,416 Brazil in its entirety! 672 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:06,875 Come up! 673 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,458 Santos, what are you doing? 674 00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:09,791 I fix my mistakes. 675 00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:37,208 You look good, Artie. 676 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,208 After a two-month drinking binge, 677 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,666 I have now been sober for 23 days. 678 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,250 Thank you. 679 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,833 You gave me an electric shock. 680 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,500 Fortunately everything is fine. 681 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,541 Of course my wife left me. 682 00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,583 The courts took away from me house and children, 683 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:56,708 because I lost my job, my pension, my dignity. 684 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,500 I'm not talking about withdrawal symptoms. 685 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,625 It's not the tingling on my skin. 686 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,916 It's the tingling under my skin. 687 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,041 What are you doing here? 688 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,916 Why do this for us? 689 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,625 The twelve steps of healing. 690 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,916 It's number nine. 691 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,958 - Complicity? - Ask for forgiveness. 692 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:13,375 So what's the plan? 693 00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,750 Don't look at me. 694 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,333 I'm in a mental fog. 695 00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:21,833 I received a shock to the prefrontal cortex 696 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:24,166 to counter my addiction. So… 697 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,083 I await your ideas. 698 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,500 Artie, you are the President's friend always. 699 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:32,541 - Can you reconcile? - No. 700 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:35,333 He is the most Brazilian of Brazilians. 701 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,583 Who in Brazil is not Brazilian? 702 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,208 The United States Consulate! 703 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,458 - Awesome. - Diplomatic immunity. 704 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:45,458 Strap yourself in tight. 705 00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:49,833 Shit. 706 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:53,291 Take driving lessons, asshole. 707 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,250 Or not. You are gifted. 708 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,666 No, it's okay. 709 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:02,708 Slutty! 710 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,250 Could you tell us where is the ambassador? 711 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,250 I doubt he speaks English. 712 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,375 Leave it to me. 713 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,166 Gentlemen… 714 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,166 I'm going to ask you a simple question. 715 00:39:58,291 --> 00:39:59,583 If you are wrong, 716 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,291 I'll blow your brains out. 717 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,583 Here's the question. 718 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:11,958 Two men... 719 00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:29,166 The answer is yaysh or naow? 720 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:36,500 Pardon. I couldn't understand everything. 721 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,083 Can you repeat, please? 722 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:40,625 Two men... 723 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:56,833 So is it yaysh or naow? 724 00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:04,500 Did you say... 725 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,041 What? 726 00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:08,750 What is it… 727 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,333 The word in your language… 728 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,375 Could you use it in a sentence? 729 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:25,708 It’s very… 730 00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:30,750 So what's the answer? 731 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,541 Yaysh or naow? 732 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,625 You, first. 733 00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,750 I'm going to say "yaysh". 734 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,875 What is "yaysh"? 735 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,458 You said… I think… 736 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:52,916 Sorry. I thought that you said “yaysh or naow” and… 737 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,833 I'm going to say "naow". 738 00:41:57,666 --> 00:42:00,833 You don't respond like your friend. 739 00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:03,041 That means one of you... 740 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,833 will die. 741 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,916 Because… 742 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,458 I am… 743 00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,625 fooling you! 744 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:22,666 You think I talk like that, “yaysh or naow”? 745 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:26,083 I learned English well at the University of Mississippi. 746 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,458 Come on, Rebels! 747 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,833 The Rebels. Ole Miss. Yeah. 748 00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:32,625 The most famous graduate is… 749 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,833 -Peyton Manning? -Eli. 750 00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,166 Do you know Eli? 751 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:39,375 My brother-in-law met him, but it didn't click. 752 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,125 Yes, it seems that Eli is a little difficult to decode. 753 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,708 - Fuck him. -Bradley. 754 00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:46,208 - Yes, Brad. -Elijah. 755 00:42:46,916 --> 00:42:50,000 My name is Pavio Curto Bundchen. 756 00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:53,958 And these 777 square kilometers of jungle 757 00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:55,791 are at my house. 758 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:58,375 The jungle. I fainted? 759 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:01,291 Half a day. I recommend an MRI if we survive. 760 00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:05,208 You see, this house, this cartel, this country, 761 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,625 there is nothing in Brazil that I cannot possess, 762 00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:09,666 including both of you. 763 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,000 If I wanted, 764 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:14,916 I could shoot you three times in the queue. 765 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:17,541 I would tear it off with a machete 766 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:20,333 to load it in my gun 767 00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:22,416 and shoot it into your skull. 768 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:25,916 If I can, I would prefer start with the skull. 769 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Afterwards, go for the queue. 770 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,208 All right. 771 00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:31,375 I would start with the tail. 772 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:35,041 It's not great, but I wouldn't have died. 773 00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:38,208 No skull or tail today. 774 00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:41,750 You wonder why I took you away. 775 00:43:42,416 --> 00:43:43,333 Yes. 776 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:45,958 A motivated act. Look around you. 777 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,375 It's magnificent. 778 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,333 - It's superb here. - Very bright. 779 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,250 You should have seen the house first. 780 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,833 It was a hole. 781 00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:55,958 The surrounding rainforest 782 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,833 with Natives shitting on the ground. 783 00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:01,041 I chased them away. 784 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:04,166 I burned 100,000 acres. 785 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:07,208 I had a swimming pool installed, a pickleball court 786 00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:10,708 and also, a latrine pit? 787 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:14,041 A mass grave. Yes, that's it. 788 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:18,041 The sorrow of rainy days Is back 789 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,500 Is it too hot? 790 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,166 No, it's okay. 791 00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:23,625 No, you're sweating. 792 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,541 I am a careless host. 793 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,000 Air conditioning failed 794 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:32,291 and I asked Nando to fix it, 795 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:36,166 but I think that he couldn't finish the job. 796 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:41,541 Forgive me. 797 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:43,708 Civil police. 798 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:48,458 Finally, I believe it for the last two years. 799 00:44:48,541 --> 00:44:49,625 But to be frank, 800 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:52,791 I sometimes mixed the air plainclothes police 801 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,125 with the air of one who holds back from shitting 802 00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:57,208 because the face is similar. 803 00:44:58,666 --> 00:44:59,750 Take him away. 804 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,125 The mass grave? 805 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:03,833 No. Of course, in the mass grave! 806 00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:11,583 Let me introduce a three-part apology. 807 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:16,458 We would never have done this if we had known 808 00:45:16,958 --> 00:45:20,250 how much you loved futebol. 809 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,208 Do you think I like futebol? 810 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:26,458 I don't care about futebol at all. 811 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,291 In fact, I hate him. 812 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,333 It's a stupid sport. 813 00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:35,166 Have you ever walked into a bar where a goal is scored? 814 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,083 It's still vibrant. 815 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:40,416 Because goals are so rare! 816 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,541 And don't get me started on the pretense. 817 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:47,000 Adults who barely touch each other 818 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:49,208 and look like they were machine-gunned? 819 00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:51,500 Finally, someone who understands. 820 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:52,916 But here's the rub. 821 00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:56,541 My hatred of futebol 822 00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:58,833 is equal 823 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,500 to my love... 824 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,791 money. 825 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,916 I am not materialistic. 826 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,375 I don't love money. 827 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,958 I like the things he gives me 828 00:46:10,041 --> 00:46:12,375 and the ability to control people. 829 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:13,333 Yes. 830 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:15,916 That's why that even though I hate futebol, 831 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,750 I bet very, very big 832 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:22,083 on the World Cup final. 833 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:28,041 How much did you... Were you made to lose? 834 00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:31,416 How much have I lost? 835 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,791 I won, damn it! 836 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,208 I bet on defeat! 837 00:46:37,291 --> 00:46:38,708 If Brazil had counted, 838 00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:41,583 I would have lost 30 million reals. 839 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,166 But I made 30 million. 840 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:46,208 That’s a jump of 60 million! 841 00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:47,583 - The jump… - The jump is… 842 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:50,666 How to explain it? When we go from the basement to the top. 843 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,625 He thinks jumping is stupid. 844 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:55,791 I'm starting to admit the jump. The jump takes me away. 845 00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:57,666 The jump is huge this time. 846 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:03,083 Thanks to you bastards. 847 00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:04,375 Glad to have helped. 848 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:08,291 That… Senhor Pavio Curto… 849 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:09,666 Call me Curt. 850 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,000 - Curt? - Kurt. 851 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:15,416 I'm trying to understand. You took us away for... 852 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,083 To party! 853 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:34,166 - So, anyone? - Anyone. 854 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,166 Tell me who, and I'll kill him. 855 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:38,250 My gift, gordinho. 856 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,208 Well, I have to think about it. 857 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,583 Chief Burgess. 858 00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:43,916 Wait. My doctor. 859 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,333 - Your doctor? - Yes. 860 00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:47,333 He's a damn self-righteous man. 861 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,416 So, Doctor who? 862 00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:50,541 No, don't write that. 863 00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:54,166 I'm just reading the menu out loud, I don't order. 864 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:56,791 Anyone else? 865 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,250 Brad? 866 00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:00,208 Brad. 867 00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:01,541 Hey. 868 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:04,958 That's nice of Curt, shower and clothes. 869 00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:07,750 - Look at that. - That's great. Watch TV. 870 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:11,000 NIGHTMARE IN BRAZIL 871 00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:14,208 A story that hardly surprises us: 872 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:16,750 two Americans make a blunder abroad. 873 00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:18,041 THE DEBILOS 874 00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:20,625 Brad Lewison and Elijah DeBell, 875 00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:23,625 former employees of the deceased 876 00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,541 manufacturer Regal Blue. 877 00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:28,541 - I couldn't believe my eyes. - Is this a joke? 878 00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:31,583 Brad, yes, of course. We expected it. 879 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:33,958 But Elijah, that's amazing 880 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,083 - indeed. - I don't want to look. 881 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:39,458 React to what we call Fiasco in Rio. 882 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,000 Frankly? 883 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:43,041 I'm ashamed. 884 00:48:43,125 --> 00:48:46,166 The United States helped so much South America. 885 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:48,375 The war on drugs, the CIA. 886 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:49,333 WE EXPRESS OURSELVES 887 00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:51,833 All these good deeds went up in smoke 888 00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:53,375 because of these two. 889 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:56,583 But the anger felt by the Americans is little compared 890 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:59,333 to the uproar in the fifth largest country in the world. 891 00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:02,000 If I could, I would kill them! 892 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,500 A question of time. 893 00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:04,750 They will be dead. 894 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,666 Shame for the United States 895 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,458 is a tragedy for Brazil. 896 00:49:08,916 --> 00:49:10,791 Over to you, Alexi, to the studio. 897 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:12,958 All soccer fanatics in Brazil 898 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,583 chases Lewison and DeBell. 899 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,125 - Two carefree Americans… - Well, we can… 900 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,083 The whole country wants to punish you. 901 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,000 Not as long as I'm alive. 902 00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:24,416 - Do you see? - More champagne! 903 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:25,958 - You're awesome, Curt. - THANKS. 904 00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:27,916 We're safe here, with him. 905 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,333 - Relax. - How are you. Long live champagne. 906 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:32,916 - Well. Hi. - Hi. 907 00:49:33,583 --> 00:49:35,208 Are you the Americano? 908 00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:37,041 Yes. 909 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:38,625 Do you like karaoke? 910 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,916 O.K. 911 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,625 And the towels? 912 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:45,083 A little. Are these trick questions? 913 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:55,583 Are you going to sing me a song, gatinho? 914 00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,791 I don't know. I don’t… 915 00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:00,041 Please. 916 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,000 - Entertain me. - No. Don’t… 917 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:05,166 - Only one. - I don't do karaoke. 918 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,791 Sing me a damn song! 919 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,875 Well done! So sweet! I love you! 920 00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,041 You are geniuses. 921 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:22,000 And now I want to give you 922 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:25,958 whatever you want, anything. One word, and it's yours. 923 00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:28,375 Can we go back? 924 00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,458 Almost everything. 925 00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:32,875 Impossible to leave. 926 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:36,625 Did you see Brazil's reaction? 927 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,333 It's too risky. 928 00:51:38,416 --> 00:51:40,750 Anything else? 929 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,958 I have an idea. 930 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:45,000 And we call them 931 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,458 “The test guards…” 932 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:50,000 “Cannonballs.” 933 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:52,500 Yes, Cannonballs. 934 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,291 Pardon. 935 00:51:56,541 --> 00:51:59,416 Why has no one ever thought of it? 936 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,875 You know… 937 00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:02,500 Elijah, 938 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:06,708 I didn't imagine in the condom trade. 939 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,958 It's a bit of a sordid industry. 940 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:11,333 I will have to tell my mother that I am selling 941 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:13,458 stimulants, 942 00:52:13,541 --> 00:52:15,958 but tô dentro. 943 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:18,583 I'm boarding. 944 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:19,583 Are you boarding? 945 00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:21,541 You are… 946 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:23,833 The mighty king. 947 00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:25,666 It wasn't too early! 948 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,375 I needed protection 949 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:29,750 for my balls. 950 00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:33,000 I don't care about your testicles. 951 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,416 But imagine 952 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,791 how much cocaine we could put in these condoms 953 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:41,375 swallowing them for trafficking. 954 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,458 Phenomenal. 955 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:46,666 They would be big sausages cocaína with meatballs. 956 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,625 It could transform the industry. 957 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:52,541 Let's see if it's also durable first that you say it. 958 00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:57,750 A quick question. 959 00:52:57,833 --> 00:53:00,583 What if I can't swallow it? 960 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:06,583 Maybe I'll decide that this condom is not useful for that 961 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:11,916 and you made me lose my time and that of my family. 962 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,458 And that I could play futebol 963 00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:17,041 with both of your buttocks. 964 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:19,125 I appreciate your frankness. 965 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:21,416 All at once. 966 00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:23,708 Yes, take a bite out of it. 967 00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:26,375 Frankly. You know that my throat closes. 968 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,500 For God's sake, don't chew it. 969 00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:35,333 Gorgeous. 970 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,625 Nice technique. 971 00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:39,583 Exercise pays off. 972 00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,250 I bet It's not your first time? 973 00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,833 Swallow. 974 00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:04,958 Is this from Jefferson Starship? 975 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,083 Just Starship. 976 00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:10,625 - They released the "Jefferson". - Ah good? 977 00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:13,166 A problem? 978 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,750 Do you want Tabasco on this? 979 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:17,458 It doesn't taste anything. 980 00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:19,208 Not so much the flavor. 981 00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:23,458 But rather the penis and the balls 982 00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:25,916 full of cocaine that can choke me. 983 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,500 I understand. 984 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:29,750 Hollandaise sauce? 985 00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:12,750 I got it. 986 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:14,666 Well done! 987 00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:17,458 Yes! 988 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,875 - Let's celebrate. - How did you do it? 989 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:24,041 How did you manage to swallow it? 990 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,125 - Bye! - It's easy. Swallow. 991 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,500 - Let's celebrate! - Take advantage of my cartel! 992 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:30,500 These two crazy young people. 993 00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:32,291 What great determination! 994 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,250 It sucks, man. 995 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,291 Break. Excuse me. 996 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,166 Is it Gisele? 997 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:48,791 Tell me, for Gisele. 998 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,250 Is this one of your many conquests? 999 00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:54,916 Why would I want to seduce 1000 00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:57,416 my sister? 1001 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,125 Gisele… 1002 00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:04,625 Is this your sister? 1003 00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:07,833 Pavio Curto Bundchen. 1004 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,541 Gisele Bundchen. 1005 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:12,750 During family gatherings, 1006 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:15,583 everyone said that I would become 1007 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,291 an international model 1008 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:20,250 and that she would be the leader of the cartel. 1009 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:24,083 But our father wanted that one of us studies at university 1010 00:56:24,541 --> 00:56:26,125 the cocaine trade. 1011 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:28,625 As I am the eldest, 1012 00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:32,333 I did my duty. 1013 00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:34,500 I gave up on my dream 1014 00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,500 so that she follows hers. 1015 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,750 She did well. 1016 00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,250 But I would have done better. 1017 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:43,625 I could have united the world... 1018 00:56:45,541 --> 00:56:47,333 in his desire for me. 1019 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,833 But she needed attention. 1020 00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:52,916 Even today, she surrounds herself with yes-men. 1021 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,500 - Isn't that true? - Yes. 1022 00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:57,333 Hey, boss, 1023 00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:59,250 - show him. - Yes. 1024 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,791 No. 1025 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:03,250 - Show him. - He doesn't want to see that. 1026 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,416 Show him. 1027 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,708 He's not interested. 1028 00:57:05,791 --> 00:57:08,416 That interests me. It can wait. 1029 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:10,041 He has to see this. 1030 00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:12,416 Please, Curt. 1031 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,416 Gotta minutos. Stay here. 1032 00:57:23,041 --> 00:57:25,958 I'm not too excited because of the cocaine penis. 1033 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,041 Damage. 1034 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:34,500 I always wanted to fuck with an American tail. 1035 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,666 Can we stop here? 1036 00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:41,500 Still so beautiful. 1037 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,958 I could have been the greatest! 1038 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:45,333 Yes. 1039 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:50,125 You have three seconds to swallow it. 1040 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,333 When you put it like that... 1041 00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:14,583 Balls first, interesting. I didn't expect it. 1042 00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:17,041 I thought if I swallowed the jewelry, 1043 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:19,083 the rest would follow. 1044 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,708 Cannonballs! 1045 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:23,208 Cannonballs! 1046 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,916 Elijah. A question. 1047 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,375 I see the resemblance. 1048 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:33,041 The hair at least, right? 1049 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,166 Have you seen your friend? 1050 00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,583 Brad? No. He left, so... 1051 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:42,041 - He left with a woman, Emilia. - Yes. 1052 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:44,041 She is Pavio Curto's wife. 1053 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:46,125 His wife? 1054 00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:49,916 My boss fucked a lot. A lot. 1055 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,375 So much so that it no longer tickles him. 1056 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:55,208 To stimulate his desire, 1057 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:58,791 Emilia must find a man and seduce him. 1058 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,875 Pavio Curto surprises her, 1059 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:02,416 gets very angry. 1060 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,500 They fuck, and we torture the lover 1061 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,333 with a bottle up his ass. 1062 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:11,666 - It's quite a concept. - Yes. A concept. 1063 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,375 Give me a moment. 1064 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:15,666 - Bull? - You'll like it, Brad. 1065 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,666 - I'm not sure… -Brad. Hey. 1066 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,166 Give me a Cannonball from your fanny pack. 1067 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:23,875 Get out of bed! Get this woman away immediately! 1068 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:24,791 Emilia! 1069 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,583 The Americano wanted to take advantage of you? 1070 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,833 Yes. Yes, it's true. 1071 00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:35,000 No. On the contrary. She tried to fuck me. 1072 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:37,125 Brad, Brad, Brad. 1073 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:40,625 We all know what awaits you. 1074 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:42,166 Actually, I don't know anything about it. 1075 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,958 What? You, do you know that? What… 1076 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,375 It's just a misunderstanding 1077 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:52,708 regarding your words: “Profit from the cartel.” 1078 00:59:52,791 --> 00:59:54,041 I thought of her. 1079 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:56,916 You thought I was saying to take my wife 1080 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,875 and put your pinto in its barrigão? 1081 00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:01,958 I didn't know you were married. 1082 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:03,875 - She is very friendly. - Of course. 1083 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:06,416 Yes, she is. It's our nature. 1084 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,541 We are in Brazil. 1085 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:11,125 Her ex-husband is not broken down yet in the latrine pit. 1086 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,708 Dear husband, 1087 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:15,166 how will you avenge my honor? 1088 01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,458 I thought it was a little murder. 1089 01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:21,458 Are you as excited as me? 1090 01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:27,750 A moment. We stop everything. 1091 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,250 We're not friends? 1092 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,916 Davi, Benicio, don't you say anything? 1093 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 No, you're not my friend, you piece of trash. 1094 01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,125 I grew up in a family in love with futebol. 1095 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,500 I regret. 1096 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:41,375 Seriously, for the thousandth time, 1097 01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:44,208 It's just a game! 1098 01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:45,666 Yes, and you will lose. 1099 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,750 Kill them. 1100 01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:51,041 The little seducer, prepare to die. 1101 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,708 It's time for analysis. 1102 01:00:54,291 --> 01:00:56,291 Put it in the correct position. 1103 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,500 What? 1104 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:22,750 It is undoubtedly the rival Cardosa cartel. 1105 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:27,666 They never stop before killing everyone. 1106 01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:30,458 Please shoot them 1107 01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:32,916 on the tail for me. 1108 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,416 Okay, we'll do our best. 1109 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,125 Kiss me. 1110 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,541 Kiss me. 1111 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:42,750 What? 1112 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:45,041 No, no, no. 1113 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:47,416 I forbid you. 1114 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,500 Don't die, Curt. 1115 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:52,333 Stay here. Right here. 1116 01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,250 Why did I say that? 1117 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:57,041 It's an incredible opportunity. 1118 01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,625 We have to leave. 1119 01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:00,041 - Quickly. Come on. - All right. 1120 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,750 My God! 1121 01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,416 - Shit. - Come on. 1122 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,916 Be careful not to fall in the common grave. 1123 01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,333 This is our signal. 1124 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,500 Come on. 1125 01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:57,958 Shit. 1126 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:02,125 My God. 1127 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:05,166 There is undoubtedly for 100 million powder. 1128 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:07,583 Yes. And 5 million in our belly. 1129 01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:09,833 Returned to the intestines. Don't you feel it? 1130 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,375 Here we go! Come on! 1131 01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:22,291 My God. I inhale coke. 1132 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:24,833 I have never taken drugs in my life. 1133 01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:29,333 Murphy's Law. 1134 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:31,666 He finally lets us invite girls 1135 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,208 to party, and… 1136 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,833 Don't you have a stomach ache? 1137 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,583 Artichoke dip. 1138 01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:38,916 No. Stop! 1139 01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:40,416 It's cocaine! 1140 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,625 Cocaine! 1141 01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,833 What shit, 1142 01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:45,541 not only you have a cock in your stomach, 1143 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,083 but the balls too. 1144 01:03:47,166 --> 01:03:49,291 All because of these Americans. 1145 01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:51,458 I don't understand. What is happening? 1146 01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,208 Okay, wait. 1147 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:57,250 My husband let his guard down and died 1148 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,708 because of these two stupid bastards. 1149 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,791 I would like to chop them small 1150 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:06,416 and eat them like peanuts until we arrive in Paraguay. 1151 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,875 And the big one, Brad? 1152 01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:10,125 A real empty shell. 1153 01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:13,125 He truly believed that he had a chance with me. 1154 01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:15,750 No attraction to him. 1155 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:18,541 Like my brother's head between the breasts. 1156 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:19,666 He had lucky. 1157 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,666 He was allegedly tortured to death 1158 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:25,000 with a broken bottle up his ass. 1159 01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:26,666 Elijah. 1160 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,416 I'm sure he has a small one. 1161 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:31,083 A real neurotic, right? 1162 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,375 In fact, I shouldn't make fun of him. 1163 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:35,916 The compulsion is sad. 1164 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,708 - We… We can stop this. - Give me that. Don’t… 1165 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:43,041 What was that? 1166 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:56,500 - Are you okay? - Yes. 1167 01:04:57,041 --> 01:05:00,458 It took my breath away. Are you okay? 1168 01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:04,000 - Yes. Shit. - I can't find my phone. 1169 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:06,958 - I have it. Hold. - What? 1170 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:09,208 - Here. - Damn it. THANKS. 1171 01:05:18,041 --> 01:05:19,333 Good God. 1172 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,625 Shit. It hurts. 1173 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:25,791 Shh. 1174 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:28,666 Do you know what? 1175 01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,958 I feel good. 1176 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:32,333 It's because of the coke. 1177 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:40,500 My God. 1178 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,750 Should we pray? 1179 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:45,666 For whom? 1180 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,500 For the murderous pigs 1181 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:50,750 who will cause our death what if we wait for the others here? 1182 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:52,375 I will pray for them later. 1183 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,583 Good. Come on. Let's not stop. 1184 01:05:58,041 --> 01:06:00,125 Sapristi. Slutty! 1185 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:01,208 - Shit! - What? 1186 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:04,125 - My leg is injured. - No. Come on. We must move forward. 1187 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,583 We are in the jungle. 1188 01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:07,416 - Damn shit. - What? 1189 01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:10,750 Nothing. Don't look. 1190 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,125 - You make me want to watch. - No… 1191 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:14,750 My God. My knee! 1192 01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,708 In these cases, my grandmother says… 1193 01:06:16,791 --> 01:06:19,208 Do it before the powder no longer takes effect. 1194 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:20,625 You're right. Excuse me. 1195 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:24,375 Hey. Before I do that, I want to tell you. 1196 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,583 Brad, 1197 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:28,625 I love you, my man. 1198 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,875 It's the coke talking. I love you too. 1199 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,958 - What? - Are you saying it because of the drugs? 1200 01:06:33,041 --> 01:06:34,958 - I say it sincerely. - The knee. 1201 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,333 Okay, the knee. Are you ready? 1202 01:06:37,416 --> 01:06:39,625 - It's the other one. - It's true. 1203 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,875 Port. Right, starboard. 1204 01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,333 I don’t think that… My God! 1205 01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,625 Shit! My God! 1206 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,083 I put it back in place. 1207 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,083 My God. 1208 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,625 You put it back in place. THANKS. 1209 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,250 I love you, too. 1210 01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:02,250 What? 1211 01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:05,208 I know what it looks like. 1212 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:09,291 Attention. Let's see if you can walk. 1213 01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:10,958 Yes. 1214 01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:12,416 Are you okay? 1215 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,583 It's great. 1216 01:07:15,208 --> 01:07:16,541 So much the better. Perfect. 1217 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:18,291 To get out of the jungle... 1218 01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:20,500 No network, no GPS. 1219 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:25,041 We know they were leaving towards the west, towards Paraguay. 1220 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,416 The sun is rising… 1221 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,791 That way, under the equator. 1222 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:29,916 You are totally wrong. We must rather 1223 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000 walk backwards in the morning light 1224 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:35,166 then run to Paraguay. 1225 01:07:45,958 --> 01:07:48,416 - Alright. - We're making progress, do you think? 1226 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,791 No. No not at all. 1227 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:52,583 And without the cocaine, 1228 01:07:52,666 --> 01:07:54,750 - I'm starting to see... - Don't say anything. 1229 01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:57,083 - ...that we're screwed. - No, I said! 1230 01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:00,125 It's crazy to think about that. 1231 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,041 It's ironic. I was afraid 1232 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,708 that the rainforest be cut down. 1233 01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:08,333 I tell myself they don't have it not cut fast enough. 1234 01:08:08,416 --> 01:08:09,666 Do you know what? 1235 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:13,250 You ruined several dinners with your damn rainforest. 1236 01:08:13,333 --> 01:08:15,833 Am I spoiling your fun, Brad? 1237 01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:18,582 No. You know what? I accused Steve of being a killjoy. 1238 01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:20,582 But no. It's you. 1239 01:08:20,666 --> 01:08:21,957 It was you, in truth. 1240 01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:25,416 When people laugh, They don't laugh with you. 1241 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,250 They laugh at you. 1242 01:08:27,332 --> 01:08:31,291 Have you ever thought that “Brad from sales” was derogatory? 1243 01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:34,666 Maybe they're laughing at me, 1244 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:36,416 but you exasperate them. 1245 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,666 "My standards", "I arrived early", 1246 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,875 “I cleaned the microwave.” 1247 01:08:40,957 --> 01:08:43,875 “I’m an ass licker.” Did it serve you well? 1248 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:46,791 But then, the nice things you said? 1249 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:49,957 I told you, it was cocaine. 1250 01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,416 By the way, 1251 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,125 we need more yayo to survive. 1252 01:08:54,207 --> 01:08:55,916 No, I'm not taking another one. 1253 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,291 Really? How are you going to find the energy to get out of here? 1254 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:01,207 No… Don’t sniff me! 1255 01:09:01,291 --> 01:09:04,291 Do you want energy? Take the energy from real life. 1256 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,000 It will run out pretty quickly. 1257 01:09:06,082 --> 01:09:09,125 unless you're hiding something from me? A leg of lamb? 1258 01:09:09,207 --> 01:09:10,750 We need powder. 1259 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:14,416 I think I know where to find some. 1260 01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:17,082 No. 1261 01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:20,332 Yes. Do me a favor. 1262 01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:22,832 - Take it far away, okay? - Yes. Heard. 1263 01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:24,541 - And, Brad? - What? 1264 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:27,707 We will never speak what we're going to do there... 1265 01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,625 Relax. We're just shitting, that's all. 1266 01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:31,375 I might need you. 1267 01:09:31,457 --> 01:09:32,916 It stays between us. 1268 01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:40,916 I can't do this. 1269 01:09:42,082 --> 01:09:43,375 Me neither. 1270 01:09:43,457 --> 01:09:45,541 On the other hand, they came out very clean. 1271 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,207 It was wanted. 1272 01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:51,250 The latex compound we chose 1273 01:09:51,332 --> 01:09:54,875 flushes out any contaminants, especially feces. 1274 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,583 You have a good handle on this shit. 1275 01:09:57,583 --> 01:10:01,583 Yes. My shit and me. 1276 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,250 People, that's another story. 1277 01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:08,208 At least you love mankind. 1278 01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:11,291 I can't say the same. 1279 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:19,791 I don't think I found my place in a group, never. 1280 01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:22,083 That's what I admire about you. 1281 01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:24,916 You're not trying to please. We hate you, you don't care. 1282 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,750 - People don't hate me. - But yes. 1283 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:29,500 It's a compliment. 1284 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:32,583 You have a very strong ego. You are you. 1285 01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:36,208 Me? I smile and I give pats on the back. 1286 01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:38,333 A golf tan, a civilian life. 1287 01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:39,750 Yes, “Brad from Sales.” 1288 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:41,875 It will be written on my tombstone. 1289 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,291 Know 1290 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,291 that you excel in your profession. 1291 01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:51,333 And I don't think that we will have a tombstone. 1292 01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:57,416 - Holy shit! - Shit!! 1293 01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:09,041 He swallowed the coke condoms. 1294 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:12,041 Luckily there was no poop, he would be sick. 1295 01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,458 Haven't you seen the movie Bear on Cocaine? 1296 01:11:14,541 --> 01:11:17,708 I don't want to see a frozen crocodile because of the powder. 1297 01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:19,333 It's an alligator. 1298 01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,750 - He's going to eat us the same. - It's true. 1299 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,125 Shit! He's attacking us! 1300 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,500 Is he dead? 1301 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:40,541 I think his heart exploded. 1302 01:11:41,375 --> 01:11:42,875 Yes! 1303 01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,625 Yes, his heart exploded! 1304 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,875 My God! Wait! 1305 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,916 Have you tried crocodile tacos? 1306 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,083 With fangs? 1307 01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,875 I think it's an alligator. 1308 01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:58,250 Crocodile tacos are good. 1309 01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,083 Like a chicken with nerves. 1310 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:04,416 Do you believe that in his world, 1311 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,083 did he have a name? 1312 01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:08,916 “In his world”? Did you come across coconut? 1313 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,041 What? Animals communicate. 1314 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:12,791 Maybe they baptize themselves. 1315 01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:15,250 I feel guilty for eating Lenny. 1316 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,500 Hey, stop. 1317 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,291 I heard a noise. 1318 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:23,708 My God. Maybe friends of Lenny want revenge. 1319 01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:24,666 Shut up. 1320 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,375 There are tribes in the jungle 1321 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:30,166 who have never seen other human beings. 1322 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,500 No, Pavio Curto chased them away because they shit on the floor. 1323 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,500 Curt couldn't eradicate them. I bet... 1324 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:40,000 Good. Tell me you heard that. 1325 01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:41,208 It was you. 1326 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:43,000 - No. - What? 1327 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,041 Don't move! 1328 01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:45,833 What are you doing? 1329 01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:46,875 My God! 1330 01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:49,583 Are you Americans? 1331 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,666 Formerly. 1332 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,791 We are stateless ecologists. 1333 01:12:53,291 --> 01:12:55,333 - Perfect. That suits us. - Yes. 1334 01:12:55,416 --> 01:12:58,041 We fight for wildlife. You are not poachers? 1335 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,291 Lord, no! Dressed like that? 1336 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,583 I don't eat bacon. It's disgusting. 1337 01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:05,458 But it's delicious with eggs in the morning. 1338 01:13:05,541 --> 01:13:08,208 Adding a poached egg lowers fat oxidation. 1339 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:09,291 It's a fact. 1340 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:12,416 Erewhon serves them on toast sweet potato. Yum. 1341 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:15,083 I adore. Have you tasted to the Benedict Cumberbatch? 1342 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:16,750 - No. - They look like failures, 1343 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:19,625 but we say to ourselves: “It deserves a medal!” 1344 01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:22,208 So what are you doing here? 1345 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:24,000 The anecdote is comical. 1346 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:25,625 Can I… No. Go ahead. Tell. 1347 01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:28,041 A cartel used us as mules. 1348 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,166 - We didn't know anything. - We fled here. 1349 01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:32,833 The wife of a damn drug trafficker 1350 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,916 gropes him, drags him into the bedroom. 1351 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,166 - To kiss him. - It was twisted, 1352 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:39,541 because he wanted me to fuck her in front of him. 1353 01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:43,000 He wanted to kill me with broken glass in my ass. 1354 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:44,208 An elaborate concept. 1355 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,166 Did you do it? 1356 01:13:47,083 --> 01:13:50,541 Impossible, I had just swallowed a giant condom. 1357 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,708 Yes. And no one wanted me. 1358 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,041 By the way, I'm Brad from Sales. 1359 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:57,666 Julie. 1360 01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:59,125 Julie Patchouli. 1361 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,625 Frankly! 1362 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:01,833 Condoms. 1363 01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:05,500 Damn. I know who you are! 1364 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:07,083 Os Estúpidos! 1365 01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:12,000 Are you soccer fans? 1366 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:15,083 It was unheard of, your action. 1367 01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:17,750 The ultimate activism. 1368 01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:20,666 The disruption! We do that, too. 1369 01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,500 - You are heroes! - Yes. 1370 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,791 Nelson Mandela, Che Guevara. 1371 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,958 - Heroes! - I told you so! 1372 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:30,541 This damn soccer game. 1373 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:32,833 They attach so much importance to it. 1374 01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:33,750 Vital. 1375 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:36,000 No, that's rubbish. 1376 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:37,625 We've been saying it from the start. 1377 01:14:37,708 --> 01:14:38,541 Down with soccer! 1378 01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:42,458 Life and death are at stake here, in the humid forest. 1379 01:14:42,541 --> 01:14:45,125 Capitalists do everything to destroy the region 1380 01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:48,916 and too bad for the indigenous people and the prodigious wildlife. 1381 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,583 And by the way, here is Yarimoey. 1382 01:14:52,041 --> 01:14:54,208 He's a shaman that supports our mission. 1383 01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:56,375 Nice to meet you, Yarimoey. 1384 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:57,625 No. 1385 01:14:57,708 --> 01:14:59,625 It's Yarimoey. 1386 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:01,333 You have to sing it. 1387 01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:05,041 Nice to meet you, Yarimoey. 1388 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:07,625 Yes. 1389 01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:12,791 I want you to know that I'm pretty green. 1390 01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:14,208 Yes? 1391 01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:16,208 I recycle my Nespresso capsules 1392 01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:18,416 so as not to clutter up landfills. 1393 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:19,958 How do you recycle them? 1394 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,666 I put them in the blue bin. 1395 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:24,791 Sorting center employees 1396 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,625 see the integral cycle. 1397 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:29,541 I know it's not to your level of dedication. 1398 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:30,958 Or maybe yes. 1399 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,291 - What are you doing? - Not much. 1400 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,791 I invented a testicle protector. 1401 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,291 He will change the world. 1402 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:40,083 We know this guy won't be a customer. 1403 01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,416 - Why… - His hidden balls. 1404 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,083 Who disappear into his cave. 1405 01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:50,500 This is called cryptorchidism. 1406 01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:52,791 They are functional, but invisible. 1407 01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:55,500 You have to dig, like for earthquake victims. 1408 01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:59,125 He has a huge cock. It's truly grotesque. 1409 01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:01,666 I don't mind if it gets out. 1410 01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:04,833 Let's spend the evening together. 1411 01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:07,500 We're going to celebrate, dance, kiss, sing. 1412 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,083 - All right. - Yes? 1413 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:10,291 - Kiss? - Yes. 1414 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:13,041 I think it will be fun. 1415 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:16,416 Very fun, but we should get going. 1416 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,500 From dawn tomorrow, 1417 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,041 we will leave by raft. 1418 01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,458 We have juice and food. 1419 01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:22,666 It's great. THANKS. 1420 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,208 Once arrived at the ocean, 1421 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:26,375 ships can take you. 1422 01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,083 A good ship. 1423 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:30,458 Not those who traffic in humans. 1424 01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,958 Be careful! 1425 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:35,708 Never urinate in water! 1426 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:39,375 This is where lives a terrible little vampire fish, 1427 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:41,666 which can come up through the urethra 1428 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,416 settle in your bladder 1429 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,208 and eat you from the inside out. 1430 01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:48,166 I didn't understand anything. Please excuse me. 1431 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,291 What does he say? 1432 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,583 Not sure. 1433 01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:54,500 We need to learn Yarimoey's language. 1434 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:55,458 Yarimoey. 1435 01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:57,708 It's truly prodigious. 1436 01:16:57,791 --> 01:17:00,208 Probably the last speaker of this language. 1437 01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:02,583 This little fish 1438 01:17:02,666 --> 01:17:05,250 managed to kill some very strong men. 1439 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,083 - Gibberish. - Yes. 1440 01:17:18,791 --> 01:17:22,000 It's crazy that we're falling at a Phish concert! 1441 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:24,708 - They are very cool. - Do you want some ayahuasca? 1442 01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:27,333 - I'm interested. - No. 1443 01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:28,666 No ayahuasca. 1444 01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,916 I understand. We took too much, too. 1445 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:32,791 Hey. 1446 01:17:33,541 --> 01:17:35,041 Do you want some? 1447 01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:36,375 No, thank you. 1448 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,208 He has a phobia of germs. 1449 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:39,708 A fresh one. 1450 01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:43,166 Give it a fresh one. 1451 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,833 It's Ed. Our expert. 1452 01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:48,208 Hi, Ed. Are you the frog expert? 1453 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:50,125 - What is the route? - Great. 1454 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,250 We catch… 1455 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,916 We… 1456 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,416 We start catching frogs. 1457 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:58,958 It's great. 1458 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,291 I was thinking about the science of the profession. 1459 01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:06,583 Dosage, chemical interactions, toxicity. 1460 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,416 Hey, I have a call to make. 1461 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,291 - What? - I'll come back. 1462 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:16,416 Brad. 1463 01:18:16,916 --> 01:18:18,333 Brad? 1464 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:19,791 What? 1465 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:20,958 Where are you going? 1466 01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,208 What do you mean? 1467 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:24,458 Do a product demo to Julie Patchouli. 1468 01:18:24,541 --> 01:18:27,333 Try to fuck with Tina the heiress, right there? 1469 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,625 The one whose armpits look like on the barbershop floor? 1470 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,666 Yes, her. 1471 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:35,041 No, thank you. 1472 01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:36,375 It's natural, hair. 1473 01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:38,750 Nature is natural around here. Come on. 1474 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:40,541 Three minutes. 1475 01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:43,500 Do you suffer from bullshit amnesia? 1476 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:45,208 And your latest misadventure? 1477 01:18:45,291 --> 01:18:47,125 You almost got fucked to death. 1478 01:18:47,208 --> 01:18:49,166 Because you bragged about your condom to Curt. 1479 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:52,041 - Curt liked the product. - Hey. 1480 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:53,375 Are you coming too? 1481 01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:54,916 - Hey. - Yes! 1482 01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:58,416 There is a perfect little corner for fucking. Right at the top. 1483 01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:01,625 Have you seen the soles of his feet? 1484 01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:03,958 They look like burnt potatoes. 1485 01:19:04,041 --> 01:19:05,333 Forget his feet. 1486 01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:07,416 But we'll see where it takes us. 1487 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,833 - Come on! Live a little! - Of course. 1488 01:19:09,916 --> 01:19:12,500 - Come! Come see this! -Brad… 1489 01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,458 Is this the place to fuck? 1490 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:20,458 Yes. 1491 01:19:20,541 --> 01:19:22,708 That's where we put the poachers. 1492 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,375 But let's see! 1493 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:28,875 They hang them to scare others. 1494 01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:30,000 Great. 1495 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,291 What did they do… Poaching? 1496 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,458 How… Why did they die? 1497 01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:40,083 Especially black caimans. 1498 01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,166 Black caimans? 1499 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,791 A kind of alligator. 1500 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:45,708 You see. 1501 01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:48,000 - You said "alligator". - All right. 1502 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:51,166 Beautiful majestic reptiles. 1503 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:52,500 To survival threatened. 1504 01:19:52,583 --> 01:19:54,791 Poachers covet their claws. 1505 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:57,208 So you killed the poachers? 1506 01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,416 We had no choice. Be peaceful, 1507 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:02,875 it doesn't work. It's an eye for an eye. 1508 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:05,208 If you kill an animal that we came to protect, 1509 01:20:05,291 --> 01:20:06,833 we're killing you. It's simple. 1510 01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,166 We don't negotiate. 1511 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:10,166 With anyone? 1512 01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,458 - Not even with the Pope… - Nobody! 1513 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,250 Even damn Greta Thunberg, 1514 01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:17,625 if you kill a jungle beast, you are dead! Dead! 1515 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,458 Let's fuck now. 1516 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,666 While they are watching? 1517 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:27,166 I know. 1518 01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:30,875 In a way, it’s about honoring one another. 1519 01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:33,250 By fucking in front of corpses? 1520 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:36,083 Yes, it is my Society of the Missing Dead. 1521 01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:38,583 Speaking of the look, 1522 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:40,625 is it a camera? The little… 1523 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:41,833 Yes. 1524 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,333 We have cameras everywhere in the jungle. 1525 01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:46,416 But no one is looking at us. 1526 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,541 The team studies today's footage 1527 01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:52,166 because we lost the signal of our favorite caiman. Morey. 1528 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:54,208 He had a name, then. 1529 01:20:56,041 --> 01:20:57,833 Excuse me for a moment? 1530 01:20:57,916 --> 01:21:00,791 - Where are you going? - I'm going to wear a condom. 1531 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,500 I will do it for you. 1532 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:05,250 But it's very difficult, 1533 01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:07,791 you have to include the balls. He will help me. 1534 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:09,833 No, it's easy. It fits well. 1535 01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,583 I'm shy. 1536 01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:14,458 So say it. Don't criticize my product. 1537 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:16,541 - We're coming back. - All right. 1538 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,458 Can your legs run? 1539 01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:23,041 It has to be. Come on! 1540 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:29,166 - My God! - No. 1541 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:33,958 My God! The claw is delicious. You have to taste it. Go ahead. 1542 01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:36,458 Damn, father! 1543 01:21:36,541 --> 01:21:39,250 - The label is a feast. - I agree. 1544 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:42,166 Shit! Julie will make us kill them. 1545 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,125 Yes. 1546 01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:45,375 "Yes"? 1547 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:46,875 - Well… - “Yes”? 1548 01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:48,625 Is that all you have to say? 1549 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,958 I'm going crazy. 1550 01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:53,250 I came here for animal protection, 1551 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:54,916 ayahuasca and stuff Julie. 1552 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,500 Not killing poachers. 1553 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:58,375 Me too. She also snubs us. 1554 01:21:58,458 --> 01:21:59,833 It sucks, man. 1555 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:01,791 She fucks everyone except us. 1556 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,375 Well, not everyone. 1557 01:22:04,125 --> 01:22:05,333 Everyone. 1558 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:07,458 Yarimoey? 1559 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:09,666 Yes. Yarimoey. 1560 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,708 He is almost a hundred years old! 1561 01:22:11,791 --> 01:22:13,750 But what is she thinking? 1562 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:16,875 I know it, and she told me that he had a split penis. 1563 01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:18,541 What does that mean? 1564 01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,750 He separated it Or is it wear and tear that does this? 1565 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,666 What happened to him? 1566 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,750 She was super cool in Calabasas. 1567 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,416 She splits tails and kill the hunters? 1568 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,041 Have you seen the two new ones? 1569 01:22:30,125 --> 01:22:31,833 We were getting ready to fuck and… 1570 01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:33,750 I'm not contradicting you, gourmet. 1571 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,500 - You know that. - What? 1572 01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:36,791 - Yes. - And you know what? 1573 01:22:36,875 --> 01:22:38,541 We can scratch our backs. 1574 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:40,083 I'll try. 1575 01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:43,000 - I can brush you. - Heard. 1576 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,250 I will do it. 1577 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,791 Were you going to tell me? 1578 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:47,291 - Of course yes. - Yes. 1579 01:22:47,375 --> 01:22:49,166 We were going to kill these bastards. 1580 01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:50,416 They are dead! 1581 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:54,875 They're dead men, Julie! You said it! 1582 01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:03,166 A raft! Come on. 1583 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:14,250 Yes. Course. 1584 01:23:21,833 --> 01:23:23,333 Kill them! 1585 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:31,416 Shit! 1586 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:33,791 Slutty! 1587 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,041 You have to row, 1588 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,666 or we'll be hung to watch her fuck! 1589 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:47,666 We're going to suspend you, you bastards! 1590 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:51,750 Keep shooting! 1591 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:54,083 Shit! 1592 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:58,500 The stupid bastards, you let them escape! 1593 01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:00,166 I'm not fucking you, am I? 1594 01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:02,250 - But no. - Damn liars! 1595 01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:04,791 We heard you! Everyone heard you! 1596 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:06,208 We were asking ourselves the question. 1597 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,125 Damn. Come, Yarimoey. 1598 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:09,458 Yarimoey. 1599 01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:11,208 Shut up! 1600 01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,833 I'm going to stuff it to calm my rage. 1601 01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:27,916 No network here either. 1602 01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:33,625 I'm going to change. 1603 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:36,208 If we ever get out of this. 1604 01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:37,833 - Stop. - I'm serious. 1605 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:40,166 I'm not kidding. 1606 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:42,416 You'll see. I'll be a little more serious. 1607 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:49,625 Maybe I'll be less serious. 1608 01:24:52,416 --> 01:24:53,583 Hey, Brad. 1609 01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:57,625 We're going to die here, right? 1610 01:24:58,166 --> 01:24:59,541 It is sure and certain. 1611 01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:02,125 It's written in the sky! 1612 01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:22,291 These condoms are good pillows. 1613 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:25,875 A free buffet. 1614 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:28,541 Coconut water again? 1615 01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,208 No, it's okay. I want to pee. 1616 01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:46,833 What is happening? 1617 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,125 I have stage fright. 1618 01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:51,791 Can you turn around? 1619 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:54,125 You have your back. How do you know? 1620 01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:55,791 I feel you looking at me. 1621 01:25:58,416 --> 01:25:59,708 I'll tell you something. 1622 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,791 We should save our urine. 1623 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:08,250 If we lack water, we don't want to die of thirst. 1624 01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:10,333 We don't drink piss. 1625 01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:14,041 I don't want your piss to flow in the raft. Throw it away. 1626 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:16,250 Urine is perfectly sterile. 1627 01:26:16,666 --> 01:26:18,833 I don't care. Throw it away. It's disgusting. 1628 01:26:20,791 --> 01:26:21,833 All right. 1629 01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:28,083 Look at these fish, They drink my urine. 1630 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,500 What? 1631 01:26:31,583 --> 01:26:32,416 Look at this. 1632 01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:36,791 Damn shit! They're piss fish! 1633 01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:38,541 The damn morons. 1634 01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:40,291 It looks like they are smiling. 1635 01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:41,875 Wait a moment. 1636 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:44,666 I read about it in National Geographic. 1637 01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:46,666 Damn shit! 1638 01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250 I avoided disaster! 1639 01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:55,875 Take it off, please! 1640 01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:58,625 - Do it. It's your penis! - I can't! 1641 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:01,291 I must hold with both hands, or it will go up. 1642 01:27:01,375 --> 01:27:04,583 He is fiercely determined. Please! 1643 01:27:04,666 --> 01:27:06,750 - Take… - My God! 1644 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:09,583 Please! Take it off! Take it off! 1645 01:27:09,666 --> 01:27:12,208 - Take it off! - All right. Don't move. 1646 01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:17,208 It slips too much. I have no outlet. 1647 01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:20,333 If you have an erection, you could strangle him. 1648 01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:23,375 How to get an erection with this fish! 1649 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,708 With your imagination. 1650 01:27:24,791 --> 01:27:26,208 Your biggest fantasy? 1651 01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:28,375 Don't have a fish in your tail! 1652 01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:34,250 Yelling never convinced anyone remove the fry from a friend's seed. 1653 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:36,291 - Go with your teeth. - My… 1654 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:37,708 With your teeth. 1655 01:27:37,791 --> 01:27:40,333 - No. - Come on! Take this away from me! 1656 01:27:40,416 --> 01:27:41,541 Take your teeth! 1657 01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:43,791 How? Explain that to me. 1658 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:46,500 Pull on your tail and bend over. 1659 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:50,041 If I could reach it with my mouth, I wouldn't do it? 1660 01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,833 I beg you! You are my only hope! 1661 01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:55,000 Make a man of yourself! 1662 01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:58,500 Elijah, please! I beg you. 1663 01:27:58,958 --> 01:28:00,083 Good God! 1664 01:28:02,541 --> 01:28:06,541 Yes! 1665 01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,208 - Stop saying that! - Pardon. 1666 01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:11,375 Damn. 1667 01:28:18,541 --> 01:28:19,541 Don't touch me! 1668 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:23,208 - We won't talk about it... - Never again. 1669 01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:25,000 That's for sure, the sailor. 1670 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:27,208 My God. 1671 01:28:29,666 --> 01:28:32,375 I need to isolate myself a little. 1672 01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:35,333 DON’T LET GO! AND DON’T FORGET YOU’RE AWESOME! 1673 01:28:37,666 --> 01:28:40,708 5G NETWORK 1674 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:47,666 We found them. 1675 01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:06,333 A boat! 1676 01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:07,875 A boat! 1677 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:09,375 Brad! 1678 01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:12,291 Brad! A boat. Standing. A boat! 1679 01:29:12,666 --> 01:29:13,833 Hey! 1680 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:15,083 Damn shit. 1681 01:29:15,166 --> 01:29:16,791 - Hey! - Hey! 1682 01:29:16,875 --> 01:29:17,750 We are saved. 1683 01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,833 Hey! 1684 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:19,833 Hey! 1685 01:29:20,916 --> 01:29:22,666 This way! We are alive! 1686 01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:30,833 Damn. This is Jessel Cristos. Look at! 1687 01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:35,166 - Come on, row. Row! - My God. 1688 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:37,875 Row! 1689 01:29:41,791 --> 01:29:43,958 - My God. But what… - Come on! 1690 01:29:56,916 --> 01:29:58,291 Really stupid. 1691 01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,708 Get on board. 1692 01:29:59,791 --> 01:30:03,208 For what? To serve us the speech about our “freedom”? 1693 01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:05,416 I'm not used to swearing, 1694 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:07,541 but fuck off, Jessel Cristos! 1695 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,458 Do you know where you are? 1696 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:13,541 "My greatest fear is injustice 1697 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,500 "for the people who do not deserve it, 1698 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,500 “especially if I’m in charge. 1699 01:30:19,583 --> 01:30:23,333 “No injustice will be done to you.” 1700 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:28,208 Was the accent a little racist? 1701 01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:31,416 - Exactly. - Sorry. 1702 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,916 - I explore fantasy. - Okay. 1703 01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:36,166 Here is the program. 1704 01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,666 You come back with me. 1705 01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:39,750 You will be accused 1706 01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:43,041 for killing the dream of half a billion people. 1707 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,666 You go to prison do forced labor for a year. 1708 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:49,375 And if you survive, 1709 01:30:49,458 --> 01:30:51,291 you can go home. 1710 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:53,250 No. No. 1711 01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:55,833 I'll tell you what's going to happen, El General. 1712 01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:59,625 Paddle with your green tub insignificant 1713 01:30:59,708 --> 01:31:01,583 to the port from which you departed 1714 01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:04,166 and pass on this message from the Estúpidos. 1715 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:06,166 Tell the people of Brazil 1716 01:31:06,250 --> 01:31:10,458 and to the community of fanatics of world soccer 1717 01:31:10,541 --> 01:31:14,375 which we regret with all our hearts. 1718 01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:15,791 But… 1719 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:18,458 it's just a game, 1720 01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:22,250 and we paid quite a lot. 1721 01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:29,291 All right. 1722 01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:32,000 I will pass on your sincere apologies. 1723 01:31:32,083 --> 01:31:36,083 And I will tell what followed your apology. 1724 01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:39,500 You and your esteemed comrade fled to the ocean 1725 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:42,125 on your intrepid wooden raft 1726 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:44,041 on the Iguazu River. 1727 01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:45,708 I like it. 1728 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:47,875 Like legendary heroes. Perfect! 1729 01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:49,583 Deal concluded. THANKS. 1730 01:31:50,875 --> 01:31:52,166 On the way, Paulo! 1731 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,583 Did you see his look? 1732 01:32:07,666 --> 01:32:09,666 It took testicles, my friend. 1733 01:32:09,750 --> 01:32:11,375 I'm not used to it, 1734 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:13,083 but I will do it more often. 1735 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:17,375 Wait. What was that… 1736 01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:19,000 the name of the river? 1737 01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:22,791 He spoke of the Iguazu, or something like that. 1738 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:25,125 Do you remember Contrails? 1739 01:32:25,208 --> 01:32:26,958 There was a report on… 1740 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,666 - The Iguazu River. - No. 1741 01:32:28,750 --> 01:32:30,208 It wasn't the river. 1742 01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:32,666 Iguazu Falls, 1743 01:32:33,333 --> 01:32:34,666 the largest. 1744 01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:38,958 From Brazil? 1745 01:32:39,041 --> 01:32:40,875 No. People! 1746 01:32:47,125 --> 01:32:49,083 - We have to go to the shore! - Shit! 1747 01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,083 Come on. 1748 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,625 Come on! 1749 01:32:53,708 --> 01:32:55,625 The damn oars don't do anything! 1750 01:32:56,583 --> 01:32:57,791 Come on! 1751 01:32:57,875 --> 01:32:58,708 My God! 1752 01:33:00,250 --> 01:33:01,666 Shit. 1753 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:03,916 It's supposed to run! Why not? 1754 01:33:05,458 --> 01:33:07,083 He's barely moving forward! 1755 01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:08,666 Wait, condoms. 1756 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:09,958 What? 1757 01:33:10,041 --> 01:33:11,416 They will make us float. 1758 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:18,958 Are you ready? 1759 01:33:38,666 --> 01:33:39,875 Brad! 1760 01:33:41,708 --> 01:33:42,541 Brad! 1761 01:33:46,416 --> 01:33:47,708 Brad! 1762 01:33:50,583 --> 01:33:52,208 Brad. Brad. 1763 01:33:54,250 --> 01:33:56,833 Brad. Brad. It's okay, friend. 1764 01:34:21,541 --> 01:34:22,666 My friend. 1765 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,666 Brad. Yes, that's it. Spit. 1766 01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:28,708 Come on, my friend. 1767 01:34:28,791 --> 01:34:30,208 Breathe. Breathe. 1768 01:34:34,541 --> 01:34:35,833 Breathe, Brad! Breathe! 1769 01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:44,125 Brad. Yes. 1770 01:34:44,208 --> 01:34:45,708 Spit it all out. Spit it all out. 1771 01:34:48,041 --> 01:34:49,791 You don't have any germs, do you? 1772 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:50,958 No kidding? 1773 01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:52,000 Shut up. 1774 01:34:52,541 --> 01:34:53,750 Did you hear that? 1775 01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:55,208 - What? - No. 1776 01:34:56,083 --> 01:34:57,000 Shit! 1777 01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,958 It's a damn joke! 1778 01:35:10,875 --> 01:35:12,000 Wait! 1779 01:35:12,083 --> 01:35:14,416 No, don't shoot! 1780 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,166 Wait. Please. 1781 01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:17,458 Don't shoot. 1782 01:35:18,333 --> 01:35:19,375 Don't bring it. 1783 01:35:20,833 --> 01:35:21,916 Take me. 1784 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,791 - Stop that. - No. 1785 01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:25,291 What's done is done. 1786 01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:27,166 He didn't do anything wrong. 1787 01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:29,458 Is he a bit of an idiot? Without question. 1788 01:35:29,541 --> 01:35:32,083 But he has lots of inventions still in him. 1789 01:35:32,166 --> 01:35:33,583 And if I know Elijah, 1790 01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:34,875 and I think so, 1791 01:35:35,375 --> 01:35:37,958 it won't just save the testicles. 1792 01:35:38,041 --> 01:35:41,208 If you want revenge, choose me. 1793 01:35:41,916 --> 01:35:42,833 Hey. 1794 01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:44,125 Hey. 1795 01:35:44,791 --> 01:35:48,333 Sorry for being dismissive to suck that fish out of your penis. 1796 01:35:49,916 --> 01:35:51,000 Calm down. 1797 01:35:51,083 --> 01:35:53,583 The Iguazu is not just a river, 1798 01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:55,041 but a border. 1799 01:35:56,291 --> 01:35:57,291 Welcome to… 1800 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:01,708 Uruguay? 1801 01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:04,750 - My God. We are in Uruguay! - No not at all. 1802 01:36:04,833 --> 01:36:06,666 It's Argentina! 1803 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:09,041 Our flags are similar. 1804 01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:12,458 My country is trying to save you 1805 01:36:12,541 --> 01:36:14,250 since you saved us. 1806 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,083 Really? I didn't notice anything. 1807 01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:20,208 Yes, where have you been all this time? 1808 01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:22,333 You ask? 1809 01:36:24,541 --> 01:36:25,500 But what… 1810 01:36:27,875 --> 01:36:29,333 Antonia? How… 1811 01:36:29,416 --> 01:36:30,625 I am Isadora Cortez, 1812 01:36:30,708 --> 01:36:33,625 agent of the Agencia Federal of Inteligencia. 1813 01:36:34,875 --> 01:36:36,708 A spy? 1814 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:40,375 Since your arrest, I lead Operation Estúpidos. 1815 01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:43,916 You just had to listen to me at the prison. 1816 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,250 You sent me away before even listening to me. 1817 01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:48,083 Not me. He sent you away. 1818 01:36:48,166 --> 01:36:49,291 To protect her. 1819 01:36:50,875 --> 01:36:53,041 Good moves are always punished. 1820 01:36:53,125 --> 01:36:54,000 - You see! - Ah! 1821 01:36:54,083 --> 01:36:57,708 We had a squad who wanted to evacuate you from Brazil, 1822 01:36:57,791 --> 01:36:59,875 but you were fleeing forward. 1823 01:36:59,958 --> 01:37:02,625 Wait. Was it the crowd after us? 1824 01:37:02,708 --> 01:37:04,166 No, it was the Brazilians. 1825 01:37:04,250 --> 01:37:06,666 - GOOD. - We were there when Pavio Curto 1826 01:37:06,750 --> 01:37:09,125 almost killed you with the bottle of Cachaça. 1827 01:37:09,208 --> 01:37:11,166 - Was it you? - Of course. 1828 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:13,958 Why did you run away? when we shot him? 1829 01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:16,458 Curt said they were rival narcos. 1830 01:37:16,833 --> 01:37:18,583 The damn liar. 1831 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,541 We lost your signal and thought you were dead. 1832 01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:23,958 Our country has prayed for you. 1833 01:37:24,541 --> 01:37:26,000 Did you pray for us? 1834 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:30,333 Our prayers were answered. 1835 01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:38,083 Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! 1836 01:37:49,250 --> 01:37:51,166 I'm not just the designer. 1837 01:37:51,250 --> 01:37:52,416 I am a customer. 1838 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:58,500 Our testicles will not be never the same again. 1839 01:37:58,583 --> 01:38:00,500 The testicles. 1840 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:02,791 You are in Buenos Aires. 1841 01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:06,791 What is better than the World Cup hood? 1842 01:38:06,875 --> 01:38:10,333 To be the official hood of a country. 1843 01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,791 Ten million, please. 1844 01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:21,291 Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! 1845 01:38:26,375 --> 01:38:30,208 CANNON BALLS THE OFFICIAL CONDOM OF ARGENTINA 1846 01:38:32,416 --> 01:38:33,500 Yes! 1847 01:38:59,375 --> 01:39:00,875 A wise man once said: 1848 01:39:00,958 --> 01:39:05,583 "Soccer is science, mathematics, physics, chemistry. 1849 01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:10,291 "But also, letters and human sciences, art, music, poetry. 1850 01:39:12,291 --> 01:39:16,791 It is also love, family, the community, 1851 01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:19,208 orange segments 1852 01:39:20,166 --> 01:39:22,958 and the greatest game in the world. 1853 01:39:25,166 --> 01:39:26,500 For our part, 1854 01:39:26,583 --> 01:39:30,791 we settled in Argentina like testicles in Cannonballs. 1855 01:39:31,250 --> 01:39:32,958 Engrave it on the tombstone. 1856 01:39:33,333 --> 01:39:35,458 So, are we going to have a tombstone? 1857 01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:37,000 Even better than that. 1858 01:44:23,541 --> 01:44:25,541 Subtitles: Christine Archambault 1859 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:27,625 Creative supervision Jeremie Baldi