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They say that loneliness is a disease,
that it can eat away at you, leaving

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nothing but a hollow shell.

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Some have even called me lonely.

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After all, I'm just a single man in a
small town occupying a large, empty

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But the truth is, I'm not lonely,
because I have them.

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I don't know when or how or why the
obsession started.

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All I know is I can't remember a time in
my life when I wasn't watching people.

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In parks, at libraries, coffee shops,
and now from the comfort of my

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laptop.

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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.

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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own

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entertainment.

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I had a front row seat to the most
interesting show in town.

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And the best part was, nothing I did was
even criminal.

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Because I told all of them about the
cameras.

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My favorite part of the property is a
great view of the mountain out back.

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Follow me. You're gonna love it.

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Most of my tenants paid little mind to
the cameras, quickly revealing their

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darkest realities.

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None of them suspected that I was
sitting there, relishing every moment of

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lives.

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Until Melissa.

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Are you watching me right now?

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But I'll get to her in a bit.

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No matter what anyone might say about
boyers, I don't do it for any sadistic

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reason. I do it for sheer entertainment.

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The same way you might watch TV.

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And if this were TV, my tenants created
the most compelling storyline.

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Chad and Lily were the first couple to
ever draw me in.

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Their relationship I likened to a late
-night softcore.

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A bunch of meaningless dialogue,
followed by the ultimate payoff.

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By day, they were just this typical
suburban couple.

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But by night they transformed into these
deviant sexual creatures.

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Have you been a bad girl?

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I've been really, really, really bad.

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Really, really not.

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Yeah, I keep thinking about your big
dick and I don't get any work done.

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I just want you to fuck me in every
single room of this house.

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I can't stop being a 30 -foot baby.

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Oh,

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no.

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I don't mean to be a bad girl.

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You want to be a bad girl?

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Hurt your back.

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Oh my God, there we are.

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Happy, happy, happy, happy, yes.

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Good girl.

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That's a good girl.

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That's a good girl.

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That's a good girl.

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It's so fucking bad. I do. It's so good.
It's so good. I've been dreaming about

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it. I've been thinking about it.

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Say please.

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Please.

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Please, let this cock in my pussy.

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The duality of Chad and Lily's marriage
was one of the greatest joys in my life.

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I derived such pleasure from their
pleasure.

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I rooted for them.

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But, as with all tenants,

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eventually they moved on.

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It was a sad day when they handed me
their last rent check.

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Ryan and Valentina, every argument more
extreme than the last, all building

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towards the explosive season finale.

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I was rooting for Valentina and Ryan to
somehow find common ground, but

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Valentina had set her sights on someone
new.

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None of them suspected that I was
sitting there, until Melissa.

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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.

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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own

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entertainment. I had a front row seat to
the most interesting show in town.

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Ryan and Valentina, every argument more
extreme than the last, all building

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towards the explosive season finale.

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I was rooting for Valentina and Ryan to
somehow find common ground, but

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Valentina, had set her sights on someone
new.

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I had to wait almost an entire year for
my next show.

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Melissa and Lyra.

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They were my favorite primetime drama,
offering a little bit of everything.

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Intrigue, love, lust, romance.

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conflict, heartache, and renewal.

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They moved in at the height of the
honeymoon phase.

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They could barely keep their hands off
one another for even a moment.

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But, as with all relationships,

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their lust -fueled affair tempered when
time and reality set in.

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Okay, so I'm going to tell you
something, but I don't want you to get

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Okay.

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I just feel like maybe we need to change
it up a little bit.

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Maybe add some penis into our life.

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You mean with a strap -on?

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Uh, no.

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I mean, you know I'm bi.

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It could be like a threesome.

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You were straight when I met you.

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Yeah, but then I met you.

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I know.

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I don't need penis.

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I do.

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Come on, just meet him.

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He's super nice and open -minded.

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He's not looking for anything serious.

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Wait, you already have someone picked
out?

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I felt for Melissa.

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I could tell from the look on her face
she didn't want this.

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But there was no stopping Lyra.

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Don't be so nervous.

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I'm not.

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As hot as it was, I didn't like seeing
Melissa so torn.

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She was such a vulnerable woman.

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So sweet.

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It hurt me to watch.

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I told you we needed some dick.

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I mean, come on.

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Yesterday was amazing.

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It was.

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Can I get you guys some orange juice?

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I'll take some orange juice.

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Hey.

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I love you.

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I love you.

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Up until this moment... Everyone who had
lived in my house were simply

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characters in their own TV show.

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But all that changed on this particular
morning.

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Are you watching me right now?

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If you are,

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how fucked up is my life?

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And I fall in love with this great girl,
and she's upstairs lying in the arms of

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this great guy.

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Only. That's my life.

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How's it going?

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It was the first time anyone had
acknowledged the camera's existence.

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Nobody ever paid attention to the
cameras.

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And now that she did, it changed
everything.

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I felt violated and liberated at the
same time.

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I couldn't keep an emotional distance if
one of the characters acknowledged me.

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Acknowledgement meant that I became a
character in the story, not just an

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observer. So, Michael's been spending a
lot of time with us.

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Yeah, I really like him.

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I like him too.

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Good.

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But maybe we should focus on us a
little.

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We are.

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Michael's just an extension of us.

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What does that even mean?

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Come on.

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Melissa, stop being jealous.

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You know I need this.

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Not tonight.

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I have a migraine.

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You guys have fun, though.

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Are you there?

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I'm here.

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Listen to them.

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How happy they sound together.

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She never makes that sound when I kiss
her.

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I'm losing her and she won't even admit
it.

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If you're out there, stay with me.

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Until it's over.

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I don't want to be alone.

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Not yet.

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my balls in your mouth like that.

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inside of it.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
god.

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You fucked me.

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I'm not so fucking good.

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I think it's an object.

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If you're the one who's watching, or if
you hear this at all, leaning at the

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spot and running to each other hiking,

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then you're talking.

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So you have been watching on camera?

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I'm always watching.

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What have you seen?

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Fighting.

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Heartbreak.

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Loneliness.

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Sex.

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So, what's so different about me that
maybe you can?

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You were you.

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Authentic.

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Hopeful.

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Scared.

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You were everything that I feel.

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Now when I leave here, are you going to
watch me on your laptop?

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Yeah.

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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.

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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own

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entertainment. I had a front row seat to
the most interesting show in town.

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Melissa and Lyra.

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They could barely keep their hands off
one another for even a moment.

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But their lust -fueled affair tempered
when time and reality set in.

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Maybe we need to change it up a little
bit.

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Maybe... Add some penis in her life.

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Come on, just meet him.

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He's super nice and open -minded.

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He's not looking for anything serious.

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I didn't know whether Melissa took her
one -sided

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conversations with me seriously or if I
was simply a virtual diary for her to

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confide in.

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Would she have confided in the real me
if I was standing right in front of her?

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Logan? As fate would have it, I got my
answer. I'm the girl that's living in

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your house. Oh, I know.

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Sorry.

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I know who you are.

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We always pay on time.

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How's everything going?

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No, we're good.

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Everything's okay? We're good.

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So I didn't know you were much of a
hiker.

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Oh.

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Yeah,

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you know, because I work from home, so,
you know, hiking's like my one

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connection to the outside world.

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I get that.

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I get lonely sometimes, too.

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Anyway, it was great seeing you.

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Yeah. Yeah, likewise.

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For weeks, I waited for her to say
something, anything to me, to

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existence behind the camera, but she
didn't.

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And for the first time in all the years
of watching, I felt lonely.

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I didn't want to watch anymore.

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I wanted to participate.

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And as with any primetime drama, my
story soon took a drastic turn.

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Oh, no, I'm good.

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Can you guys have fun with us?

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We love you.

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Logan, if you're the one who's watching,
or if you hear this at all, meeting at

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the spot we're running to each other
hiking,

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I need to talk to you.

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But you have been watching the camera?

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I'm always watching.

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What have you seen?

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Anything and everything that's happened
on the security cameras

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I've seen.

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Fighting.

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Heartbreak.

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Loneliness.

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I'm sorry.

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Did that freak you out?

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Yes. No.

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In a really fucked up way.

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Kind of comforting.

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Knowing that someone's watching.

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I felt very alone since we've moved in.

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You're not alone.

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I'm here.

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You know, I've learned so much about you
from watching your life.

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More so than I probably would have had I
just been... Living your own?

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You taught me that I can truly care
about somebody else.

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That their pain can also be my pain.

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Sorry,

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it's not even real life.

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It's real life.

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It's always been real life.

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Just because you're watching it from
your laptop doesn't make it any less

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So, what's so different about me that
made you care?

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You... were you.

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Authentic.

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Hopeful.

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Scared. Lost.

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You were everything that I feel.

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Only you make me want to make those bad
parts all better.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

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I gave Melissa a million reasons not to
like me, but she still did.

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She said it was because she understood
me, that she connected with me on a

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deeper level.

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She had done what I always thought I was
incapable of doing, seeing people for

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who they really were without all the
cameras.

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Sorry. The next night, Melissa ended
things with Lyra and Michael.

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She told them she needed something more.

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And so did I.

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The fetish of watching would always be a
huge part of who I was.

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But now it wasn't the only part.

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After all, when one show ends, another
must begin.

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Well, you just arrived.

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Oh, my God.

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You're cute, aren't you? You're so
happy.

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Yeah.

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Okay, let's get down to that.

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Hey.

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They say that loneliness is a disease,
that it can eat away at you, leaving

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nothing but a hollow shell.

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Some have even called me lonely.

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But the truth is, I'm not lonely,
because I have them.

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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.

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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own

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entertainment. I had a front row seat to
the most interesting show in town.

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Chad and Lily were the first couple to
ever draw me in.

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They transformed into these deviant
sexual creatures.

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None of them suspected that I was
sitting there.

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Until Melissa.

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It didn't take long for a new couple to
move in.

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Ryan and Valentina.

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And if Chad and Lily were a late -night
softcore, these two were the ultimate

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reality show.

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Melodrama after melodrama. Every
argument more extreme than the last. All

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building towards the explosive season
finale.

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I'd never seen two people go at each
other more.

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And it wasn't until Ryan's brother Van
moved in that anything changed.

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Van was the ultimate good mood pill.

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Someone both of them could laugh with
and be civil to.

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After all, Ryan didn't want his brother
to think that he was the world's most

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volatile husband.

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And Valentina, well, Valentina didn't
want Van to think that she was a raging

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cunt of a wife.

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I genuinely enjoyed watching the dynamic
shift from one of anger to one of

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enjoyment. I was rooting for Valentina
and Ryan to somehow find common ground

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and forgive one another for being so
awful.

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But, just like most reality shows, that
never happened.

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Because Valentina had set her sights on
someone new.

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No, no, Valentina, we can't.

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Oh, come on.

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You don't want to know how I'd be funny.

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I mean, I do, but he's my family, and
I'm not going to. I'm your family, too.

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I'm your sister, too.

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Yeah, but I don't. I'm nothing.

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You never know.

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Mmmmm.

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the greatest series finale in all the
series I'd ever watched.

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Sadly, it never got renewed for another
season.

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Valentina and Ryan moved out a few weeks
later.

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I don't know what ever came of either of
them.

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I hate you!

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Get out!

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Get out!

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I had a front row seat to the most
interesting show in town.

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Melissa and Lyra.

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They could barely keep their hands off
one another for even a moment.

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But their lust -fueled affair tempered
when time and reality set in.

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Maybe we need to change it up a little
bit.

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Maybe add some penis in our lives.

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Come on, just meet him.

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He's super nice and open -minded.

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He's not looking for anything serious.

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None of them suspected that I was
sitting there.

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Until Melissa.

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Are you watching me right now?