1 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:19,750 Well... 2 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:20,917 In this world, 3 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:23,042 there are numerous incredible things 4 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:32,375 I am called Charles Siu 5 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:35,500 Nick named Barbacue Pork. Funny? 6 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:38,417 I am a student of a Supernatural Research Centre 7 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:41,333 My master is Chor Tin-ngai who is very famous in this field 8 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:44,583 Those who don't know him will greet him as Master 9 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:47,625 Those who know him will call him charlatan 10 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,167 Those who hate him will call him bastard 11 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:52,333 That's too much! 12 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:54,000 Recently, 13 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:58,417 the income of our research centre is going less and less 14 00:01:58,542 --> 00:01:59,792 Why? 15 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:01,458 Why? 16 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:03,958 Because of you all! 17 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,708 Not enough faith! 18 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,792 You refuse to contact new believers 19 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:09,333 Many people trust him 20 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:10,833 Even the TV station trusts him 21 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,417 Just few predictations from him, 22 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,750 will draw numerous audiences watching his programme 23 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:16,958 I've checked 24 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:22,417 Those who were born in 1956 25 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,208 they're having bad luck in this year 26 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,125 Especially those who was born on the 12th of the month 27 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:26,833 The one you mean is me? 28 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,375 Today, he should stay away from fire! 29 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:33,917 Never touch anything related to fire! 30 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:37,125 How about fried ham? 31 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,292 He is great! 32 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,375 So, 33 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,667 how can the citizen stop trusting him? 34 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:53,458 So, he is getting rich 35 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:57,000 I have a sister called Tracy 36 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:59,875 She is busy, 37 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,583 so don't distrub her 38 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:05,958 May I show you my girlfriend, May Lo 39 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,500 Actually, I am not sure about our relationship 40 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:10,833 - Fried eggs and ham - OK... 41 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,583 - No...I prefer... - Barbecue pork buns! 42 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:15,458 - OK! - No... 43 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,583 - What? - Hamburger! 44 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:21,500 - No... - I want rice roll! 45 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:24,250 You'd better buy it in Wanchai 46 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,792 Please! 47 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,458 Go! 48 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,458 Shit! 49 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:18,375 Be punctual! 50 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:22,750 OK! Remember! 51 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,458 It'll be OK 52 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,125 Do you want the phone? 53 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:33,833 What? 54 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,333 The phone! 55 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:36,833 You first! 56 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,750 You first! 57 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:38,958 No! You first! 58 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:40,542 You first! 59 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,125 Cut the crap! It's my turn! 60 00:04:43,542 --> 00:04:45,333 I've been waiting for a long time 61 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:47,250 So what? I'll use it first 62 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,083 What a beast! 63 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,042 Want me to teach you a lesson? 64 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,292 Wait a minute! 65 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:55,542 Want to make a call? 66 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:56,833 A kiss can do! 67 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:59,083 Don't get angry! I can't be angry! 68 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,667 Don't get angry! 69 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:01,500 What are you doing? 70 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:02,708 So what? Beat me if you dare! 71 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,000 Well! Watch out! 72 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,833 See! How great am I! 73 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,500 Help... 74 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,958 Damn it... 75 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,667 Take it away... 76 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:34,542 I lost so much! 77 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,833 I'm in real bad luck! 78 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:38,375 I wonder, maybe I offended any jinx! 79 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:42,208 We've played over 200 rounds! 80 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,917 I wonder! You bitches must be cheating my money 81 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:51,625 Well! Money pays for the bad luck! 82 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,250 Hello! 83 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:03,542 I prefer going to sleep to listening your call! 84 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,958 Mom, how can I get rid of the curse? 85 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:19,500 No way! Just remember that 86 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,542 Your words will... 87 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:24,458 be a curse anyway 88 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:30,500 Whey you are getting excited or falling in love 89 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,917 Fire will come out from your mouth! 90 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,417 So, I can't fall in love! 91 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:40,208 Maybe a fireman can be OK 92 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:44,292 Your auntie in HK, 93 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:47,375 is nicked named Big Beer 94 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,875 She is your only relative left 95 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,875 Don't lose your temper! 96 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,792 Don't leave me! 97 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:04,750 Mom! 98 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:07,917 Who is it? 99 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:10,250 Who is calling me? 100 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,542 Who the hell is it? 101 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:14,875 Big Beer! 102 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:15,625 It's you! 103 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,375 Are you knocking my door 104 00:07:18,542 --> 00:07:19,500 with hammer? 105 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,125 No! It's not hammer 106 00:07:21,292 --> 00:07:23,750 But my tits! I've made it 20 years ago 107 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,292 I was made by paraffin wax! 108 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,667 So it is as strong as iron now! 109 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,542 Yeah! 110 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,042 How can you do this to my door! 111 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,208 See! There is a hole! 112 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,750 Why don't you use the bell? 113 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:37,875 Why do you come here? 114 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:39,167 It's big shit! 115 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,125 Your girls all quitted 116 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,333 And they join the China City Night Club today! 117 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,208 Now, I'm the only one left 118 00:07:48,292 --> 00:07:51,000 Hey, how are you? 119 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,167 The girls of Big Beer left her for another night-club 120 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:55,625 Really? 121 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:56,333 What's the matter? 122 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,625 Big Beer's girls left her for another night-club 123 00:07:57,792 --> 00:07:59,875 She was so angry! She wanted to jump to death! 124 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,292 She jumped and was dead now 125 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:05,542 Really? 126 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:07,417 Big Beer jumped to death! 127 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:10,583 Someone saw her corpse, it was terribly ugly! 128 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,167 Bib Beer jumped to death! 129 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,625 Someone saw her soul! 130 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,250 Really? 131 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:18,958 Hey! Big Beer... 132 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,125 Ghost! 133 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,667 Why don't you go to hell? 134 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:29,625 I've never heard you scream when you make love with your clients! 135 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,292 Brother Wing 136 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:36,000 I've worked here for so many years, 137 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:40,333 from virgin till now, I've achieved a lot 138 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,792 The heartless girls left without a word? 139 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:48,875 I'll ask my buddy Fatty Ching 140 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,958 to skin them! 141 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,542 Wake up, Big Beer! 142 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,792 Fatty Ching has been a charlatan in Wong Tai Sin Temple for years 143 00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,167 You still treat him as your boss? 144 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,917 Your girls! 145 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,917 Complain you of cheating 146 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:06,333 their money! 147 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,875 You'd better beware of their boy friends! Maybe they'll skin you 148 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:14,125 Don't misunderstand me! 149 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:16,875 I won't do that! 150 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,417 You know, I wont' lose! 151 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,458 Give me 3 days 152 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,125 I'll find 10 beauties 153 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,208 to work under me 154 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,583 As an advantage to our club 155 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:29,333 Advantage? 156 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,167 I think it's bandage! 157 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,125 Damn you Fat bitch! 158 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,708 You'd better suck! 159 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:43,958 What's wrong with you? 160 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,125 I've over 40 girls! 161 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:47,458 All are smart! 162 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:50,458 You'd better retire now! 163 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,042 Let's fight one to one, so what? 164 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:54,333 Big Beer 165 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,167 What? 166 00:09:57,292 --> 00:10:00,792 Team 38 is the most popular team in our club 167 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:03,292 if you hurt even a hair of her 168 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,458 I'll fire you! 169 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:08,958 Look! So much hair on the ground! 170 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,167 If I see her tomorrow, 171 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,708 - I'll quit too! - OK... 172 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,875 Are you joined to bully me? 173 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,250 So what? 174 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:18,250 Nothing... 175 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,417 Please don't angry with me 176 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:25,125 I'm bad! My mouth stinks! 177 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,708 Forgive me! 178 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:27,875 I'll buy you some bird nest 179 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:30,708 as compensation 180 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,625 Don't get angry! 181 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,167 OK? 182 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:37,500 Listen, Big Beer 183 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,667 You've only Fat Cat in your team 184 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,458 If you don't find some beauties for me 185 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,333 Go and work in the toilet 186 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:48,542 You disgusting! Are you asking me to serve in the toilet? 187 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:52,750 No! To serve the maid of the toilet 188 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:01,125 Kidding! What are you doing? 189 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:03,292 Are you robbed? 190 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,500 What are you doing? Big Beer! 191 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:22,792 Beauty is always the same as general, it's poor for them to get old 192 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,125 Are you back, Mr. Landlord? 193 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:34,167 You are too kind to me, 194 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,333 I can't repay you in my life 195 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,917 Are you drunk? 196 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,958 The rent I owe you for years... 197 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,708 That should be two years and 11 months exact 198 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,875 Don't be that serious! 199 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,792 What? Are you confessing? 200 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:56,250 A dead won't tell lies... 201 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,333 You want me to lend you money? No way! 202 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,458 You... 203 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,625 You haven't paid the rent 204 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,000 over 2 years, 205 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,042 but I don't mind, pay if you have money 206 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,542 Sleeping pills 207 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,958 The peanuts are rotten, it smells like pills 208 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:16,625 Sleeping pills! 209 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:19,000 Sleeping pills? 210 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,750 Such a large pack of sleeping pills? 211 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,208 Don't worry, I will send you to the hospital 212 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,708 So heavy! 213 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,375 Someone is ringing the bell 214 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,417 Sit well, I am going to ask for help! 215 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,292 Don't move 216 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,458 Sit well! 217 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,833 Keep your balance, hold it 218 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Don't worry, I am asking for help! 219 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:54,042 Don't move, I will be back soon 220 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:02,750 It's you again! 221 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,833 I come to look for my aunt 222 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:08,000 Her nickname is Big Beer 223 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,792 It hurts... 224 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,458 Are you OK? 225 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,917 Big Beer? 226 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,667 Aunt, I am Wendy 227 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:22,833 Aunt? Who is it? 228 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,750 I have found you! 229 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,875 No. I was cursed by a wizard when I was a child 230 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,833 What I talk would only bring bad luck 231 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:36,542 Also, I would bring fire to where I reach 232 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:39,167 You can start fire? 233 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,958 My family was all dead because of the curse 234 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,917 So I always travelled among the relatives 235 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:50,542 I have no relatives now, but an aunt, Big Beer 236 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,500 So just live here 237 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,750 Objection! 238 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,458 Tracy! 239 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:00,958 What the hell it is? 240 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:04,542 What a bad tasted house! 241 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:05,875 It's none of my business, 242 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,583 the furnitures are hers 243 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,875 She has thrown away mine 244 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,458 I can't help then 245 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:12,583 Taste has nothing to do 246 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,875 with this woman 247 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,708 What a big mouth! 248 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,125 What a big mouth! 249 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,208 Why you criticized my taste once you stepped in 250 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,083 I don't think I have bad taste! 251 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,833 Have you tasted my body! 252 00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,292 I know you always let others to taste your body 253 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:30,667 I won't tall to such uncivilized person 254 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,125 Am I uncivilized? 255 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,958 I don't think you have ever read my favourite books 256 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,000 Whay are they? 257 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,042 Mad magazine, Mickey mouse, The beauty and the beast, 258 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,375 Playboy, Penthouse... 259 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,292 Yes Good No Thank You 260 00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,000 Have you ever seen these before? 261 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,500 I am not that cheap as you 262 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,083 She hasn't paid the rent over 2 years, why don't you kick her out? 263 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,958 It's not the way to do good to the society! 264 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,917 What proof do you have to prove it's your house? 265 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:00,833 Give me the title deed 266 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,167 Lost, right? 267 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:05,833 Why do you tell her this? 268 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:08,292 I told her accidently in my dream 269 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,125 Did you sleep with her? 270 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,833 I always sleep in the sitting room 271 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:13,917 Sleep? OK! 272 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,833 It's none of my business of your bad taste about women 273 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,417 But I wish you can raise your minimum requirement 274 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,500 a little bit higher 275 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,167 Am I not good? 276 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,458 What I have are nature born, 277 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,917 unlike hers... 278 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:32,250 What about me? 279 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:35,208 She is a plastic surgery doctor 280 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,167 She always practises 281 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:39,917 at home 282 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,583 But her lisence was banned 283 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:45,042 She can make you the same look as Stephen Chow 284 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,000 Cut the crap 285 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:46,958 I can't stand 286 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,500 the stuffy air of this house 287 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,792 Cigarette is hazardous to health, everybody knows it 288 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,833 It's not fair for pushing us to take 2nd hand cigarette 289 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:59,875 Tracy Siu, come to blow it off if you have guts 290 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,625 I'll take you to work tomorrow 291 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,333 You can earn much from it 292 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,333 What is it? 293 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,000 PR officer 294 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,500 What should a PR do? 295 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,458 Nothing special 296 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,042 Just say hello, 297 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,000 chatting, eating, etc 298 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,500 How much money can I earn? 299 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:26,583 Maybe 80 to 100 thousand per month 300 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:29,208 That is club girl 301 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,667 Actually, 302 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:40,375 my girls have all quitted recently, 303 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,917 So no one helps me now 304 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:46,375 I hope you can help me once 305 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:50,333 Just do two days 306 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:53,833 No one can take your advantage, I'll take care of you 307 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,833 You are my niece, right? 308 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,417 If I have another way to solve my problem, 309 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,667 I won't ask for your help 310 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,917 I have a big mouth, 311 00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:09,333 but I have a good heart too 312 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:13,542 I eat vegetables twice a month 313 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,042 Don't cry, I promise you 314 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:16,958 Really? 315 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,625 I don't think you will cheat me 316 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,250 Big Beer brings a beauty here 317 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,917 Really? 318 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,875 Big Beer's new girl 319 00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:27,958 is perfect! 320 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,125 Really? 321 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,042 Big Beer has brought a perfect beauty here 322 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,125 She has 3 tits and 3 bottoms 323 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:34,792 Really? 324 00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:36,083 Big Beer's new girl has 10 more tits! 325 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,500 Many customers are waiting for her 326 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,958 Really? 327 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,542 Hey, Room V7, V9 and V8 328 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,083 all need Wendy now 329 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,750 You know, 330 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,250 we'd better make it slow to ensure the quality! 331 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,625 Yes... 332 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:49,917 Take Wendy to room V7 333 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,500 OK 334 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:57,250 Be frank, do you want Wendy tomorrow night? 335 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:58,833 Sure! Big Beer 336 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:01,208 All customers are interested in Wendy 337 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:04,125 They are willing to pay full escorts for 2 months 338 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,250 She is great! 339 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:09,083 I tell you, Wendy hates that Big tits monster 340 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:09,792 She won't come to work 341 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,917 if that monster is still here 342 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,417 Big Beer, she is suffering now 343 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,917 She is taking rest in these days 344 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:20,542 Most important of all, ask Wendy to come to work, got it? 345 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,500 I will consider it 346 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,542 Can I take consideration? 347 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,625 Sure you can. Just go ahead 348 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,958 Ladida! 349 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,083 Am I refusing to pay? 350 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,250 She is as old as my mom! 351 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,917 Are you doing business? 352 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,000 She is dumb too! 353 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:44,500 Be smart, just talk something to make my boss happy 354 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,875 I want to take a pack of cigarette, may I? 355 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:52,417 Sure! But on pack is not enough 356 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,958 Why not 107? 357 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,000 That's fine 358 00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:57,125 Come on, eat this... 359 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:00,417 Help... 360 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,583 Government warning, smoking is hazadous to health 361 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,625 You smoke so much! 362 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,000 Brother Cannon, Wendy is here 363 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,333 Have a chat, bye bye 364 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,708 Boss! 365 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,542 Beauty, how are you? 366 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,500 How can a lousy nightclub has a beauty like this 367 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:38,917 Why don't we have fun tonight? 368 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,667 I won't go, I just come to say hello 369 00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,458 Say hello? 370 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,625 Why not a wet kiss? 371 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,292 Don't! Let go of me 372 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:48,875 What are you scaring of? 373 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,292 Hands off! 374 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,542 Brother Cannon! 375 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,583 Come on, you will get used to it soon 376 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,000 Brother Cannon, how are you? 377 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:55,750 - Who are you? - Can't you recognise me? 378 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,958 - What's your name? - Don't you recognise me? 379 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,042 Wendy has come to a wrong room, 380 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,875 she should go to V7 381 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,375 Take a seat, 382 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,542 enjoy yourself 383 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,583 Sit down! 384 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,250 Leave if you have guts 385 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,000 I'll ruin your club at once 386 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,583 No! I am not leaving, 387 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,208 I just want to go for a recess 388 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,542 One minute! You're gentleman! Right? 389 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:23,042 After your smoke, she will be back 390 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,583 Just take a seat, help yourself 391 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,958 Don't cheat me 392 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,042 I am not only a gentleman 393 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,375 I am smart too 394 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,333 Everybody knows it 395 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,375 No one dares to cheat you 396 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,500 But I think she wants to cheat you 397 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,333 Who is your manager? 398 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,958 You don't have professional spirit 399 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,083 in smoking! 400 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,042 Give her a good lesson! 401 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,833 Smoke decently! Am I right? 402 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,583 Sit down... 403 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:55,750 Brother Bo, I am glad you are in Hong Kong 404 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:59,667 You should show us your supernatural power 405 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,042 OK... 406 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,125 Fire! 407 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,208 It's great! 408 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:12,667 What? 409 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,625 So powerful? 410 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,875 Sure! 411 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,583 How can you get what we have in mind? 412 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:23,042 Sure, I can see what you have eaten 413 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:26,167 Fatty, you have eaten the skin of the banana too 414 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:28,708 I can tell there is skin of pig 415 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,417 in your stomach too 416 00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,667 You haven't had your circumcision 417 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,833 Do you have super power of eyes? 418 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,375 Your underwear is red 419 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,958 Yours is black 420 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:43,750 How about me? 421 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,667 You haven't 422 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,000 Really? 423 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,208 Yes... 424 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:53,208 Master Chow, 425 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,875 Wendy is here 426 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,625 What are you doing? 427 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,750 I sacrify myself to protect you 428 00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:11,792 He can see through yuor clothes 429 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,958 Are you that great? 430 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,958 Then I want to bring you to Macau 431 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,708 So that you can pre-tell us the result in gambling 432 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,750 What can you see through? 433 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,833 You have a big one 434 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,750 You are disgusting! 435 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,583 I mean a big stone of your gall 436 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,917 Gallstone? 437 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,250 Beauty 438 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:38,958 Master! 439 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,167 Drink it 440 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,583 I don't know how to drink 441 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,625 You should drink it 442 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,250 Sure, sure. Drink! 443 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,917 I'll drink it for her 444 00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:47,375 Can you stand it? 445 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,167 Sure! 446 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,042 So drink it 447 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,708 Where is the wine? 448 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:57,917 Inside her stomach! 449 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:01,167 Are you kidding? 450 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,083 Why am I feeling so high? 451 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,250 Why do you make my aunt drunk? 452 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,667 Bitch, stop bull shitting! 453 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,833 I want to make you drunk 454 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:10,542 You have stomachache 455 00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:15,875 You have headache, heartache, eyeache... 456 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,833 Stomachache, pain all over the body 457 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:20,625 What sort of supernatural power is it? 458 00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:23,125 That is "Luck never comes but curse will come true" 459 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:24,375 You bitch! 460 00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,167 You will have enteritis till next month! 461 00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:29,667 I want to shit now! 462 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:32,917 Aunt! 463 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:35,542 Master, should we go and have a look? 464 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:38,875 No, because we have discovered his girl, so forget him 465 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,667 What shall we do now? 466 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:41,917 Wendy, 467 00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:44,167 I am Chor Tin-ngai 468 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,833 I can tell you are great among the people 469 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,583 You must be rich 470 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:58,750 What's the matter? 471 00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:00,000 Robbery! 472 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,958 I am hurt! 473 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:07,958 - Where is Wendy? - She was kidnapped! 474 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:10,708 Stop! 475 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:14,375 Come back, hey, come back... 476 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:24,333 I am back, so what? 477 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,208 Nothing... 478 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,125 So stop calling me 479 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:30,417 See you! 480 00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:32,500 Let's go! 481 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:35,833 Cannon? 482 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Who is he? 483 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,625 He is triad member! 484 00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:41,458 He didn't pay me when he came to ask for his fortune last time 485 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:45,167 Damn! Where has he taken Wendy to? 486 00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:47,625 Wendy must be taken to his... 487 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:49,792 Cannon Ball Room 488 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,125 You beast! You bad egg! 489 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,167 You will be punished by law! 490 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,792 You should not talk in such civilized way 491 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:01,792 These lines are out of date 492 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,958 What shall I say? 493 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:03,792 You should say: 494 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:06,333 Damn you bastard, go to hell beast! You scum! 495 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,542 I'll chop you into pieces! 496 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,833 So, it is up date! 497 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,708 Don't you know 498 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,292 why didn't I take you to motel? 499 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,125 I don't know... 500 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,792 Because, I have raped many women before, 501 00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:22,167 but not a one on the snooker table 502 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:23,625 Understand? 503 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:27,750 I promise you 504 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,750 On one condition 505 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,292 What? 506 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,167 I won't kiss with you 507 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,042 OK, take the girl on the table 508 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:38,708 I will go myself 509 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:39,833 Go! 510 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,792 What are you doing? 511 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,417 Don't you want to rape me? 512 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,417 I won't ill-treat myself! 513 00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:49,875 You beast, you scum! Go to hell! 514 00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:51,625 Damn you! 515 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,583 Hold me... 516 00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:56,542 Bump yourself to the wall 517 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,042 What she talks, curse will work! 518 00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:03,458 Keep her mouth shut! 519 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:11,708 Are you Cannon? 520 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:13,292 You needn't know who I am 521 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:15,000 Release Big Beer 522 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,583 So obedient? 523 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,875 Let's have a good talk, don't get mad 524 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:36,958 Move! It'll make me excited 525 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:40,417 But I feel high too if you don't move 526 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,375 Beat me, that's even great! 527 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,833 After raping you, I will sell you to brothel 528 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,542 And sell your aunt to the Philippines 529 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,208 to serve the Philippino maid 530 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:04,375 What's the matter? 531 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,000 The bitch knows how to start fire! 532 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,542 Aunt! 533 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,708 Revenge for me 534 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,917 Bump to the wall 535 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,458 Don't come over 536 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:31,792 Why don't you hurt? 537 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,500 Why don't you hurt? 538 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:34,750 I did get hurt! 539 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:36,583 Some one kicked on my back, 540 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:37,708 I feel painful! 541 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,417 Let me see it 542 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,208 Are you hurt? 543 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:48,667 Then...Enjoy your life! 544 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,458 I won't let you go! 545 00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:53,083 Charles, 546 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:55,458 take Wendy away for me 547 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,042 We? Go together? 548 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,375 Mr. Ho, I come to share your wealth! 549 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,000 Want any insurance? 550 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:22,833 Come on 551 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,958 Will you buy any insurance? 552 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,667 I have no money! 553 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:34,833 So don't come to bet 554 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:45,417 King, queen, jack 555 00:28:47,917 --> 00:28:50,083 How can we win? 556 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,208 If the banker get more than 21 points 557 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:53,625 Over? 558 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,417 Over! 559 00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:56,500 Bravo! 560 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:58,458 We won! 561 00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:09,333 Ask her to get more again! 562 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,583 Over! 563 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:21,958 Over! 564 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:34,042 More... 565 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:37,583 It's annoying! 566 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:43,625 Any one wants more cards? 567 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:48,458 No 568 00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:08,167 Dear audience... 569 00:30:08,292 --> 00:30:09,708 Over! 570 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,167 Where is my card? 571 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:19,292 It's an ace, can't you see it? 572 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:24,625 Now we have so much money 573 00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:25,750 We can repay it to Cannon 574 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:26,792 So we need not hide up 575 00:30:26,917 --> 00:30:27,708 Fine! 576 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,083 I am familiar with Lee Qun, 577 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:31,375 a call can solve our problem 578 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,458 Just forget any cannon 579 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,417 Come back now, I want to meet you urgently 580 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:39,458 Why your voice is so strange? 581 00:30:39,583 --> 00:30:42,000 It's cold here 582 00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:44,083 Well, we'd better contact later, 583 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,625 bye! 584 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,333 Take it 585 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,500 Grenade? 586 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:51,167 What's the matter? 587 00:30:51,292 --> 00:30:52,750 There must be something strange 588 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:55,292 He always cheats our money 589 00:30:55,417 --> 00:30:56,792 It's such a mess, 590 00:30:56,917 --> 00:30:58,542 why doesn't he make use of this chance? 591 00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:00,417 What'll we do? 592 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:07,208 What you said will become curse, right? 593 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:08,000 Bingo! 594 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:19,708 Cannon is arrested by cops... 595 00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:17,083 God, thank you very much! 596 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,042 Wendy is save! 597 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,708 Thank God! 598 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,542 This short-sighted guy is fine too! 599 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,125 Thank you... 600 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:27,583 What you are worshipping is not Avalokitesvara 601 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,208 The meat you eat in a vegetarian shop 602 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:31,833 is not real meat 603 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:32,833 Right? 604 00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:35,542 Come on, greet the god 605 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,083 I've something to talk to you 606 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:44,542 Now, we are relative 607 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:46,583 Wendy has a share of his house then 608 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,542 At least, half of it 609 00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:52,333 She's been with you in these days 610 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:56,167 I just take it as a marriage 611 00:33:56,708 --> 00:33:59,875 So I want to have $500,000 as lucky money 612 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:03,042 I want the money for investment, on Wendy's behalf 613 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,250 I tell you, 614 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:07,292 one'd be sharp tongue once a day 615 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:10,042 Your quota has just been over 616 00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:11,917 You crazy! 617 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:16,208 You want to brush her off? 618 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,917 Do you mean it? 619 00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:20,292 Damn you Charles! 620 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,083 What do you think I am? 621 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:23,708 You are my baby 622 00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,000 But he thinks you are willing to be his baby 623 00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:26,250 What do you treat her? 624 00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:28,333 Rubbish? Used up tissue? 625 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,208 What do you want? 626 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,500 Please, make it slighter 627 00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:36,542 My luggage is valuable! 628 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:38,167 If you damage it, how can you afford to pay it? 629 00:34:38,292 --> 00:34:39,625 Please pick up my Armani! 630 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:40,667 Don't put it there 631 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:41,917 Put it over there! 632 00:34:42,042 --> 00:34:45,292 Or I'll sue you in the Consumer Council 633 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,875 What are you doing? 634 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,833 Charles, I'm so poor! 635 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:51,250 Kwok! He scolded me! 636 00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:52,833 So I beated him! 637 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,125 But he could skip it! 638 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:56,000 So I fetched a chopper in the kitchen 639 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:57,000 He went away! 640 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,750 See, isn't he inhuman? 641 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,417 What are you? 642 00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:03,042 Watch our for my stuff! 643 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,750 Leon, Jackie, Andy, stop it! 644 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,833 You'll have food later, be good! 645 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,083 So, I decided to break our relationship 646 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,167 Don't you think he is heartless? 647 00:35:15,167 --> 00:35:18,417 Thank you God! Someone is being brushed off! 648 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:21,833 Wendy, we'd take more vegetarian meals 649 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,583 Why! 650 00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:25,167 Karma! The bad people will have their punishment 651 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:25,958 Really? 652 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,042 Just learn from her example! 653 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,250 You, fat dwarf! Shut up! 654 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,167 Where are my knives? 655 00:35:31,292 --> 00:35:34,833 I'll cut your tongue out for cooking spaghetti 656 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,542 What'd I do now? 657 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,083 Stay few days in here 658 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,458 OK! I promise you 659 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:42,875 Miss! Your stuff is fixed 660 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,250 Charles, pay him 661 00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:45,667 What? 662 00:35:45,792 --> 00:35:49,167 Someone said she'd not step in this house anymore 663 00:35:49,292 --> 00:35:51,583 Wendy, take precaution by opening the umbrella 664 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,167 Umbrella 665 00:35:53,292 --> 00:35:56,542 Beware of the jelly 666 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,000 and scilicon! 667 00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:00,292 I've a share of this house 668 00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:01,625 So why can't I move in? 669 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:02,833 You'd better get away 670 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:08,208 Have you got any permission from your sister-in-law? 671 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,208 What? You've affair with her? 672 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,083 Oh my god! 673 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:15,167 Shit! 674 00:36:15,292 --> 00:36:16,708 She is your sister-in-law 675 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,167 Greet her with tea now 676 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,583 Don't be ridiculous 677 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,625 I've guessed you'd use this method! 678 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,417 Charles! 679 00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:24,833 You'd teach her a good lesson 680 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:25,625 Beat her! 681 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,750 Why are you so easily tempted? 682 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:29,583 Did they give you drugs, or threaten you with violence? 683 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:31,125 You can sue them 684 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,000 if you are raped 685 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:34,417 Shut up! 686 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:36,500 I'm the only man here 687 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:39,500 You'd listen my words 688 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:43,958 The house is big enough for 4 of you 689 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:47,083 You'll sleep in the guest room 690 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,625 You, go back to your room 691 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:50,875 You, move to my room 692 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,167 No! 693 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,000 I'll sleep in the sitting room 694 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:02,542 I can't answer your question 695 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:05,750 It's related to my personal matter 696 00:37:05,917 --> 00:37:07,625 Yes, these is something wrong between my boy friend and I 697 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:08,708 You get it? 698 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:09,750 Really? 699 00:37:09,917 --> 00:37:11,167 Great! 700 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:14,917 Will he come and ask me back? 701 00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:17,333 You must be kidding! 702 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:22,042 I'm such a good girl! It's hard for him to find another one 703 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,250 Who is it? 704 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,167 There is one single line in this house 705 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,625 You've used it over 30 minutes 706 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:30,917 My brother doesn't complain! 707 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:31,708 Damn you! 708 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,875 Go to hell! 709 00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:34,917 Now I complain! 710 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,208 Cut the line! 711 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,625 Well, let's say goodbye now 712 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:43,708 She used to talk over 6 hours 713 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,000 Forget it! 714 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:45,750 Now I'm giving you face 715 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,250 If not so, I can kill her very easily! 716 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,458 Charles, come here 717 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:54,042 Why did you cut the line so soon? 718 00:37:54,167 --> 00:37:57,125 I don't know her, she's dialed a wrong number 719 00:37:57,917 --> 00:38:01,167 Charles, can Wendy starts the fire? 720 00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:04,875 Would her words become curse? 721 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,917 How do you know it? 722 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,542 I went to the sitting room 723 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:09,208 last night 724 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,625 I learnt it from your somniloquy 725 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,750 What did I say? 726 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,083 Nothing special 727 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,083 You told me the things happened in these 3 months 728 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,083 How you held a themometer 729 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:21,958 in a hotel room... 730 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:25,250 I won't tell you anymore, I'll be shy 731 00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:28,333 I'll wear a mask when I sleep next time 732 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,917 Charles, dinner time 733 00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:33,625 Come down and have dinner 734 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:35,667 How many years has your liscence be banned? 735 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,375 50 years! 736 00:38:37,542 --> 00:38:39,792 I broke the tits of Miss Great Mammal 737 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:42,417 One member of the investigation board was her fan 738 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,208 What do you have in mind? 739 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,958 Nothing! 740 00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:48,167 Will you support my living? 741 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:49,375 Should I support Kwok's 742 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,667 and his hen's living too? 743 00:38:51,792 --> 00:38:52,667 No 744 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:55,417 He is sensitive to hens 745 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,833 Time for eating 746 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,667 Wendy 747 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:00,333 We are family now 748 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:02,667 What you want to amend, 749 00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:04,583 tell me 750 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,542 I'll do it for you 751 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:07,958 It's free 752 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:10,375 Thanks! I don't need it 753 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:14,458 But precaution is better than cure 754 00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:16,167 Gravity 755 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:18,208 is women's greatest enemy 756 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,583 I can do a good demonstration to you 757 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,125 Let's do a test 758 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,708 What's the matter? 759 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:32,167 We're young, we can afford it 760 00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:35,417 Put a pen under your tits, 761 00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,667 if it doesn't drop at once 762 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,750 That's poor! 763 00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:43,833 What are you looking? 764 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:51,125 7th race? 765 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,708 OK. I'll drop it down first 766 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:57,583 7th race, 5, 2 and 6, OK 767 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:12,292 Bravo! 768 00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:14,792 What? It's of different size! 769 00:40:15,417 --> 00:40:17,417 Kwok used to use his left hand 770 00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,000 Let's eat 771 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,292 Time for eating! 772 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:31,167 Why did you fry such tiny fishes 773 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,750 Jacket, Andy, Leon! 774 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:49,417 I've said!! See 775 00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:53,417 Tracy! 776 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,417 What do you want? 777 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,667 Nothing special! 778 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:05,375 Nothing! 779 00:41:05,542 --> 00:41:08,833 I'm not threatening! 780 00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:10,292 We are good friends 781 00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:14,333 Enjoy your meal 782 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,167 I'm going upstairs 783 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:29,458 What does she want? 784 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,500 She had a cunning smile? 785 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:34,083 Would she kill me? 786 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,000 I'm a little bit scared! 787 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:38,625 I don't think so! 788 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:43,250 Maybe, in the mid-night, 789 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,208 she'll go to your room and do plastic surgery for you 790 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,875 I know her very well 791 00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:48,250 She hasn't killed a hen 792 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,208 The most evil way she did was to throw a cat into acid 793 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,375 Welcome to our show, 794 00:41:58,542 --> 00:41:59,875 "The incredible" 795 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,500 In our last show 796 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,375 Master Ampit did give us 797 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,042 an obvious hint that, 798 00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:08,208 Master Chor is a charlatan 799 00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:13,167 You all are lucky this time 800 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:17,125 We've invited 2 masters here 801 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:18,667 to prove themselves 802 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:19,500 Here comes the duel! 803 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:22,125 Actually, the game is very simple 804 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,958 Who gets the biggest, who will win 805 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:27,250 Come on 806 00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:29,875 Come on 807 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,167 Don't be afraid 808 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:36,708 Be frank, 809 00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:40,625 our supernatural power is not for fun 810 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,625 As you said, 811 00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:45,208 you mean you are not capable, right? 812 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:46,542 Are you incapable? 813 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:47,792 That means you are charlatan 814 00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,708 Sure he is, 815 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,083 no need to continue now 816 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:53,042 He is charlatan! 817 00:42:55,167 --> 00:42:56,708 Master Ampit, why not put it in another way? 818 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,292 Why not you show us first? 819 00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:01,208 [...I'Il show it 820 00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:14,375 I show it... 821 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,583 He means to bully our master 822 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,333 Help him 823 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,083 I'll try my best 824 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,833 Only one card 825 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,917 can defeat me 826 00:43:30,042 --> 00:43:33,292 Let's see the real power of Master Chor 827 00:43:33,417 --> 00:43:35,458 Come on 828 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,458 How bad he is, he will lose 829 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,792 Bravo... 830 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:06,042 Wendy is so great, there is no point for her to help Chor 831 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:08,250 If she starts her business, she will be rich 832 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:12,792 Yes, she seems to be a magician! 833 00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:14,542 Yes... 834 00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:18,667 Who is talking to you? Idiot! 835 00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:20,667 I'm going to be rich, 836 00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:23,000 Wendy will give me money if she earns any 837 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:27,375 Then I will move out, I won't live in this haunted house again 838 00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:31,167 Human beings are animal with conscience 839 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:35,750 Wendy is so kind-hearted 840 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,417 I have 841 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:39,667 to tell her that, 842 00:44:39,792 --> 00:44:42,458 some heartless beasts are planning to use her to cheat money 843 00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:43,292 What did you say? 844 00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:45,667 I mean you are foolish! 845 00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:48,208 Once a woman marries, she can get rid of her mom too 846 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,042 You are her aunt only 847 00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:50,833 What? 848 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,750 Cheat and give you money... 849 00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:54,792 You nuts! 850 00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:55,792 Is it the common fact? 851 00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:57,958 Isn't it true? 852 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,875 But I am generous 853 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,417 I won't mind 854 00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:05,125 what you have done to me 855 00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:07,667 Just like cleaning the blackboard, all gone 856 00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:09,875 According to commercial benefits, 857 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,833 I think we can co-operate 858 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,542 What? 859 00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:20,667 Why should I co-operate with you? 860 00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:22,292 Because I have many ideas 861 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:25,500 Which can make Wendy leave Chor 862 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:29,000 and make her own money 863 00:45:29,167 --> 00:45:31,708 Then, we'll try our best be the sales and promoters 864 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:34,833 We will be damn rich! 865 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:37,750 I don't think you are that helpful this time 866 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:40,500 Business is business 867 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:43,000 Money can clear all hatred 868 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:45,292 That's right 869 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:46,167 What do you have in mind? 870 00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:47,792 Sure, let say... 871 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,167 Bravo! 872 00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:59,375 This is for you 873 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,375 It's too generous of you 874 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,833 No, I can't take it 875 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,208 If you refuse, I will have bad feeling 876 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:09,292 No, I can't take it 877 00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:11,917 Don't refuse it, the fish is fainting 878 00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:14,250 Let's call this fish Aaron, like it or not? 879 00:46:14,417 --> 00:46:16,000 It's cute 880 00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:17,833 I love it, thank you 881 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:20,333 Don't mention it 882 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,583 You are home! 883 00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:27,667 About the rent I owe you... 884 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:30,833 Now, I pay a part of it first 885 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,875 and the rest... 886 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,167 I hope I can pay you all 887 00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:38,875 before that day comes 888 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,500 I am sorry, it's an old debt 889 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:50,875 - l am like willow... - Auntie 890 00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:52,000 What happened to her? 891 00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:55,708 She...nothing happened 892 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:58,958 In fact, she is a good person 893 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,083 What does that mean? 894 00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:06,458 I promised her...I won't tell! 895 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:10,208 Why don't you tell... wonder... 896 00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:12,708 Stop it. Let's go up and check it 897 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:17,833 Fatty Cat, this is your favourite dress 898 00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:20,500 Now, take it as a present 899 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,292 I've never promised to lend you this 900 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,833 But now, take it 901 00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:26,833 - Big Beer! - What happened? 902 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,958 I've no chance to wear it 903 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:32,292 What happened? 904 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:35,833 Nothing, I am very happy... 905 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,083 You look so strange! 906 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:40,375 What's happened? 907 00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:43,333 Nothing... 908 00:47:43,958 --> 00:47:45,792 Charles, please go out 909 00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:47,958 What? 910 00:47:53,167 --> 00:47:55,792 Now, you can tell me 911 00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:06,000 I can't stand 912 00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:08,333 anymore! 913 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:11,875 No, please control yourself 914 00:48:12,042 --> 00:48:13,208 What are you hidden from me? 915 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:16,250 Why? 916 00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:19,792 Wendy, I know you are good to me 917 00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:24,667 If I...I will go in peace 918 00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:27,167 Are you... 919 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:30,500 Wy don't you tell her? 920 00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:33,208 Why not tell her earlier? 921 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:37,625 So she can be well prepared 922 00:48:37,792 --> 00:48:44,542 Wendy, close your eyes first 923 00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:49,583 Give me your hands 924 00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:52,292 Touch and feel it 925 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:55,750 What is it? 926 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,000 Bowling ball? 927 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:59,083 Knock it 928 00:49:01,458 --> 00:49:03,708 What kind of noise is it? 929 00:49:03,833 --> 00:49:06,958 Wendy, open your eyes and have a look 930 00:49:10,917 --> 00:49:14,292 I have breast cancer 931 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:17,875 Did you... 932 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:22,042 Sut up! 933 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,708 Why don't you go to a doctor? 934 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,875 She did. I introduced her the doctor 935 00:49:26,042 --> 00:49:29,333 And it is proved that it Is going worse and worse 936 00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:31,125 She can live 70 days more 937 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:34,208 It's fate 938 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:38,125 The most famous doctor of breast cancer, 939 00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:41,167 Dr. HB Ng is now in France 940 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:45,125 The only way is going to USA for special treatment 941 00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:47,167 Why don't you go? 942 00:49:47,292 --> 00:49:49,208 It's not a piece of cake 943 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:51,167 We need $2 million 944 00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:52,458 How much in US dollar? 945 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:55,167 About $300,000 US dollars 946 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,250 How can we get 947 00:49:56,417 --> 00:49:59,083 so much money? 948 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:01,667 You are my only relative left, 949 00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:04,042 I have to save you 950 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,750 I am glad you are concerning me so much 951 00:50:06,917 --> 00:50:10,625 I appreciate it very much 952 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:15,667 How can we earn so much money in such a short time? 953 00:50:15,792 --> 00:50:18,458 Unless, like Chor Tin-ngai, 954 00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:21,667 to open a centre to cheat money 955 00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:24,542 Can he earn much? 956 00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:27,208 Sure! He can earn much from the centre 957 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:29,167 But I understand that, 958 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:32,875 although you are having supernatural power 959 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,917 you will feel like a chartatan 960 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:38,417 if you practise the way as Chor 961 00:50:38,542 --> 00:50:42,167 Well, I will quit after curing aunt 962 00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:44,167 Or, maybe it can help others 963 00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:48,333 You are really smart, you have great analysis power 964 00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:52,708 No...you can't do that! 965 00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:59,583 Because of you, I am willing to do anything 966 00:51:03,917 --> 00:51:07,042 Tracy, how can we open a research centre? 967 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:10,208 Chor cheats the ignorant women 968 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:12,000 to pay his debt 969 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:14,375 First of all, we should disclose his secret 970 00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:16,417 Yes 971 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:32,417 Do you mean it? 972 00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:37,917 But if we don't do that 973 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:40,167 I can't cure aunt 974 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:44,375 Let's talk it later 975 00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,750 Who is it? 976 00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:19,542 Who touched me, who will be in deep shit 977 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:28,375 I am fine, I have to go out now 978 00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,708 Oh, it's you 979 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:35,500 Which one is fake? 980 00:52:35,667 --> 00:52:37,292 This one 981 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:46,167 Dear audience, here comes the Killing Spear! 982 00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:07,000 Cunning and sensual! 983 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:09,083 Tracy is right 984 00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,000 I hope you will be hurt 985 00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:17,833 Master! 986 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 I've got the fake one with me 987 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:27,208 Before calling ambulance, 988 00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:30,875 we've proved that Chor is a charlatan! 989 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:31,667 Right? 990 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:33,125 Yes 991 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,708 Call the ambulance 992 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:38,292 "She Starts The Fire" 993 00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:45,292 No. 200 to 210, please come in 994 00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,333 Have you been waiting long? 995 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,625 Yes... 996 00:53:56,417 --> 00:53:58,708 Kid 997 00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:01,000 Come out, evil spirit 998 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:05,250 You all come out... 999 00:54:05,417 --> 00:54:06,042 Master! 1000 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,833 You evil spirit which harm the world! 1001 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:09,792 Master, is it necessary to do so? 1002 00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:12,333 Don't think that the kid is talking, it's the scream of the evil spirit 1003 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:15,333 Go on beating the evil spirit 1004 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:16,542 It's useless to beat him here 1005 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:18,208 Take him to the dark room 1006 00:54:18,333 --> 00:54:19,458 Help, mom! 1007 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:20,542 Hands off! 1008 00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:22,750 Come out, evil spirit 1009 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:25,333 Come in, I'll go on beating you 1010 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:26,958 Shut up! 1011 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:30,458 "Beat evil in the dark room" 1012 00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,167 Master! 1013 00:54:39,292 --> 00:54:40,750 Has your son learnt judo? 1014 00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:41,833 Yes, he has learnt for 2 years 1015 00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:42,708 Why don't you tell me earlier? 1016 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:44,750 He fough back! 1017 00:54:44,875 --> 00:54:46,292 Take the weapon! 1018 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:50,667 Don't worry, I'll kick away the evil spirit for your son 1019 00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:53,125 How dare you counter attack? 1020 00:54:53,792 --> 00:54:55,875 Don't worry, we are professional 1021 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:01,125 She is the bitch! 1022 00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:02,417 Teach her a good lesson! 1023 00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:05,125 It's her, right? Beat her... 1024 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:08,417 Kill her, she is so ugly looking! 1025 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:12,333 Follow me 1026 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,667 I hit your head, 1027 00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:16,458 I hit your head, 1028 00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:19,208 as you are bad 1029 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:21,333 as you are bad 1030 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,250 I hit your mouth, 1031 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:25,583 I hit your mouth, 1032 00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,583 so that you will be dull 1033 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,083 so that you will be dull 1034 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,917 What are you doing? 1035 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,875 Why hitting the paper doll, someone is screaming outside? 1036 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,125 This is surround sound 1037 00:55:40,292 --> 00:55:43,333 Scientific method to hit bad people 1038 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,833 Otherwise, how can I charge you $3000 per minute? 1039 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,167 It's rather cheap, let's continue 1040 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,500 I hit your bottom 1041 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:52,292 I hit your bottom 1042 00:55:52,417 --> 00:55:54,208 you will have all sorts of sickness's symptom 1043 00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:56,667 you will have all sorts of sickness's symptom 1044 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:57,625 Go! 1045 00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:58,417 Thank you 1046 00:55:58,583 --> 00:56:00,792 Recite the sutra 1047 00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,417 Read more! 1048 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:07,375 How is it? 1049 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,458 How much do you earn? 1050 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,000 It's better than being robbers 1051 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:11,958 I have achieved my wish 1052 00:56:12,083 --> 00:56:13,458 I have got a job which is better than robbing 1053 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:14,333 Look! 1054 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,375 You must be tired, are you painful? 1055 00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:23,750 I always feel sudden pain, it's too poor of me 1056 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:27,333 I think the operation should be taken earlier 1057 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:30,250 Maybe we should work on Sunday 1058 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:33,583 Most important of all, we should cure you 1059 00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:38,250 Perhaps, it needs several operations 1060 00:56:38,417 --> 00:56:42,375 Don't worry about money 1061 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:44,042 You are good girl 1062 00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,542 I am lucky to have a neice like you 1063 00:56:45,667 --> 00:56:46,917 Go for a rest now 1064 00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:47,917 You too 1065 00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:49,542 Go! 1066 00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:53,917 Who is it? That late! 1067 00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:57,042 We charge $3000 per minute... 1068 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,708 Sorry, I am late 1069 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,833 But I've tried my best to get here as soon as I could 1070 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,750 Don't go, wait a minute 1071 00:57:19,542 --> 00:57:21,375 Come in 1072 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,375 Are you St. Fire? 1073 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:25,583 No, I am her au... 1074 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,875 I am her sister 1075 00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:32,708 I have had a quarrel with my girlfriend 1076 00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:35,708 I want to ask whether there is chance for us again 1077 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:39,042 Let me calculate... 1078 00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:49,875 May I be frank... 1079 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,042 No hope! The end 1080 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:54,958 Well, I am leaving 1081 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,542 Don't go! 1082 00:57:57,667 --> 00:58:00,167 I don't want to waste time 1083 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:05,500 Well, it's fate for us to meet, I'll help you 1084 00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:06,750 That means... 1085 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:10,417 Take me to your home, I will give you some charms, 1086 00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,792 you two will be OK then 1087 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:18,458 You have come 10 days, 1088 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:21,042 how is my home's Fung-shui? 1089 00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:25,208 I have found many spiders in your home 1090 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:30,042 You know, spiders influent Fung-shui! 1091 00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:31,375 I want to go to the kitchen 1092 00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:32,625 What are you cooking? 1093 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,542 Just snack 1094 00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:44,625 Lobster? 1095 00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:47,917 It's nutritious, it can stimulate your hormone 1096 00:58:48,042 --> 00:58:50,000 It suits man 1097 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:51,500 I have eaten beef, oyster today, 1098 00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:53,250 and now lobster? 1099 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,458 Have some soup first 1100 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:56,542 What is it? 1101 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,250 Ox penis in soup! 1102 00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:00,708 Just wait for a while, OK? 1103 00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:02,208 OK 1104 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:08,875 Hey, boss 1105 00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,542 I can't find 1106 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:15,542 your girlfriend's photo 1107 00:59:15,667 --> 00:59:17,542 She has taken 1108 00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:19,958 all with her 1109 00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:22,583 She is so cruel! 1110 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:25,917 Are you lonely? 1111 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:33,167 Are you OK? 1112 00:59:33,292 --> 00:59:34,750 Nothing, I am fine 1113 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,417 Don't move 1114 00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:40,125 There is spider 1115 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:43,250 Don't move 1116 00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:45,917 It's caught 1117 00:59:46,042 --> 00:59:49,667 I am afraid, I feel dizzy 1118 00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:52,708 I scare spider so much! 1119 00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:55,125 - I want to lie down - I'll take you to my room 1120 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:57,667 Yes, sure 1121 01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:03,042 I'll fetch you a glass of water 1122 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:07,167 Don't! I am scare! Don't go! 1123 01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:08,542 You are smarter than my girlfriend! 1124 01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:12,417 She will be mad after seeing spider 1125 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:14,375 Come back earlier 1126 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:17,542 Take a rest 1127 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:35,875 Don't think I am scared 1128 01:00:36,042 --> 01:00:40,667 Kwok Lap, I love you 1129 01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:44,667 Tracy 1130 01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:45,667 I just come back to collect my stuff 1131 01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:48,917 And return this key too 1132 01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:50,417 Where have you been? 1133 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:52,125 Can't you listen to me? 1134 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:53,917 I'll give you much timr for explaination later 1135 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,250 I have something to talk to you too 1136 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:56,833 I am thirsty 1137 01:01:06,042 --> 01:01:07,542 Is you taste changed? 1138 01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:11,333 You hate woman wearing brown pet shoes 1139 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,875 She is a Fung-shiu master 1140 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,625 Sorry, 1141 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:19,042 I have no interest to know your new girlfriend's job 1142 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:22,583 She isn't 1143 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:26,167 Part-time hooker then? 1144 01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:28,375 Is she in your room now? 1145 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:30,333 She is sick 1146 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,875 Isn't bad timing for me to come? 1147 01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:36,958 Listen to me 1148 01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:41,917 Why? Why Tracy? 1149 01:01:42,542 --> 01:01:45,000 Maybe, I'll come back 2 hours later 1150 01:01:45,125 --> 01:01:47,125 Or, please ask her to go to the toilet 1151 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,958 Just for 5 minutes, then I'll leave 1152 01:01:50,083 --> 01:01:52,958 OK, I will ask her out 1153 01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:54,958 Isabella 1154 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:58,625 I can't let Tracy know I am here, 1155 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:00,167 I can't! 1156 01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:02,458 Isabella 1157 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:10,833 Spider! 1158 01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:14,083 What? Are you vomitting? 1159 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:15,583 Help! Spider! 1160 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,292 Tracy! 1161 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:21,000 Help! 1162 01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:24,417 It's horrible! 1163 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:28,125 Help! 1164 01:02:29,667 --> 01:02:30,792 Are you fine? 1165 01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:33,542 Is she your ex-girlfriend? 1166 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,917 Yes 1167 01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:41,375 When I saw you looking at her 1168 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:43,833 You do love her very much, right? 1169 01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,417 Sure 1170 01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:49,375 You two will have chance 1171 01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:53,000 to go together 1172 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:55,375 And me... 1173 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,750 I have to go now 1174 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,000 We have received many letter from the audiences, 1175 01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:05,292 they want to know where St. Fire comes from 1176 01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:06,542 Malaysia 1177 01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:09,583 She comes from Malaysia 1178 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:12,292 May 1179 01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:15,083 What's the matter? 1180 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,458 She said she was cursed to start fire 1181 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,208 when she was a child 1182 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:23,833 And her words would become curse because of a wizard 1183 01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,875 So what? 1184 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:31,917 Let's find the one who cursed her 1185 01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:33,208 Let's go to Indonesia 1186 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:35,500 The one who cursed her was my dad 1187 01:03:35,667 --> 01:03:38,167 He loved the little girl because she was gifted 1188 01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:41,292 He wanted her to marry me 1189 01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:44,208 But her dad refused 1190 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:48,042 So my dad cursed them 1191 01:03:48,167 --> 01:03:50,833 He wanted her to be hated by everyone 1192 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,458 But he ruined her whole family 1193 01:03:53,958 --> 01:03:56,500 My dad regreted so much before his death 1194 01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:58,125 He wanted me to solve the curse for her 1195 01:03:58,292 --> 01:03:59,625 But I can't 1196 01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:01,083 Why? 1197 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:03,708 This curse is a terrible one 1198 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:05,958 Unless the girl is hopeless 1199 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:08,667 Hopeless? 1200 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,417 Cheers! 1201 01:04:13,542 --> 01:04:14,458 Hope all the people are getting 1202 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:17,750 more and more superstitious! 1203 01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:27,417 Why are you so happy? 1204 01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:30,333 I just want to drink the sorrow out 1205 01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:31,875 Call Fatty Cat here now 1206 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:32,833 Yes 1207 01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:36,625 Forget me. Just let me die 1208 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:38,000 Don't worry, 1209 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:41,708 I've found the best doctor in breast cancer for you 1210 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:46,750 Miss, may I have a check? 1211 01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:49,875 It's Chinese custom that it's impolite to touch a lady. Respect me 1212 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,125 Big Beer, you should face the practical world 1213 01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:56,292 Dr. Ng is the best doctor in breast cancer 1214 01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:58,542 He will suggest to cut one away, I am sure 1215 01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:01,208 Big Beer, it's not wise to have a single one 1216 01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,125 If it's not balance, 1217 01:05:03,292 --> 01:05:05,750 you will feel dizzy when you walk 1218 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,125 Not exactly 1219 01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:09,583 I can use 1220 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:12,292 Chinese herbal treatment 1221 01:05:12,417 --> 01:05:13,917 I have learnt some incredible medical techniques 1222 01:05:14,042 --> 01:05:16,667 from a sorcercer 1223 01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:21,833 Now, I can cure you without any operation 1224 01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:24,542 Aunt, please let Dr. Ng to check you up 1225 01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:28,667 No, I can't be touched by man 1226 01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:31,458 Who touches me, who should marry me 1227 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:32,458 Are you going to marry me? 1228 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,542 If so, you can touch me 1229 01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,042 Don't you think you are virgin? 1230 01:05:35,167 --> 01:05:37,250 Sure, I am virgin 1231 01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:39,458 When did you see me sleeping with man? 1232 01:05:39,583 --> 01:05:40,542 You want to tell me 1233 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:44,292 you're virgin after working 30 years in nightclub? 1234 01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,542 I have a solid and pure mind 1235 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:49,083 Right? 1236 01:05:49,208 --> 01:05:50,667 I am confident to have a check in the hospital 1237 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:51,708 Right? 1238 01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:53,375 But I have something to add 1239 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,292 I am smart in riding bycicle 1240 01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,167 and playing gymnastics 1241 01:05:57,333 --> 01:05:59,083 I am not sure if it has broken or not 1242 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:01,250 Dr. Ng, 1243 01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:04,208 you can't take advantage of a decent girl 1244 01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:07,042 It's not right for you to do so 1245 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:08,250 What do you think? 1246 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:11,000 Well, it's fate 1247 01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:13,833 I always love the women of your type 1248 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:18,292 I will marry you 1249 01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:19,375 No, 1250 01:06:19,542 --> 01:06:22,625 she is now under special treatment 1251 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,333 I am afraid it will mess the treatment 1252 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,125 Yes 1253 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,708 What sort of treatment is it? 1254 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:28,625 What...so call... 1255 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,625 Urine treatment 1256 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,625 To cure cancer by drinking the patient's own uring 1257 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:34,833 Yes. It's time to drink urine now 1258 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:37,208 I'll take it out for you 1259 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,792 Do you mean it? 1260 01:06:39,917 --> 01:06:43,958 Yes, it's my own urine, it doesn't matter 1261 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:47,708 It's peanut 1262 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:50,458 I have to drink 3 times a day, a bottle should be taken 1263 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,500 So I put a jar in the refrigerator 1264 01:06:52,667 --> 01:06:55,667 Have you drink a wrong jar? 1265 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:57,375 No 1266 01:06:57,542 --> 01:06:58,958 It doesn't matter to mix it with other juice 1267 01:06:59,083 --> 01:06:59,625 Yes 1268 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:02,125 It does harm, it does harm 1269 01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:03,000 You mean it? 1270 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:04,750 A mixed one will cause excitement 1271 01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,542 Excitement will cause heart attack and will die 1272 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,208 Will you take this responsibility? 1273 01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:09,292 I dare not 1274 01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:11,458 That is, so shut up 1275 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,542 Luckily, I have got a jar of apple juice inside the refrigerator 1276 01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,792 Tracy will be smart to get me that 1277 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:23,417 - Come on, drink it now - Thank you 1278 01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:24,833 You have made it warm? 1279 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,083 It's not good to be cold 1280 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:28,292 - Thank you - Welcome 1281 01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:30,375 I'll drink it now 1282 01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:34,208 I have drunk the apple juice this afternoon 1283 01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:35,000 What is it then? 1284 01:07:35,125 --> 01:07:37,875 That's my... 1285 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:41,917 Drink it or not? 1286 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:45,042 You want to drink it? No! 1287 01:07:55,875 --> 01:08:00,000 Finish it if it is good for your health 1288 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:08,167 Have a rest first 1289 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:14,583 Tracy 1290 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:16,333 Yes 1291 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:26,417 The urine is nice after heating 1292 01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:28,000 Try one 1293 01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,750 No, you have cancer 1294 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:31,500 Drink more 1295 01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:33,458 I have plenty left 1296 01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,583 Drink it 1297 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:37,500 My tits are fine 1298 01:08:37,667 --> 01:08:39,667 Let me see it 1299 01:08:42,167 --> 01:08:42,750 What? 1300 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,583 It's urine 1301 01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:45,208 So what to do then? 1302 01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:47,458 Since the patient is having such a strong mind 1303 01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,000 Just let her drink it to see what reaction will cause 1304 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:51,708 Don't push her like this 1305 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,083 Luckily! I come on time 1306 01:08:57,208 --> 01:09:00,792 Do you want me to let Wendy check my tits? 1307 01:09:12,292 --> 01:09:15,250 What'll we do now? 1308 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,000 You are cheating me 1309 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,667 I am framed! 1310 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:21,958 You are cheating me! 1311 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,250 Wendy 1312 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,000 It's a very strange case 1313 01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,083 After your death, 1314 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:34,542 can you donate your tits for our research? 1315 01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,083 Let me come in, I didn't cheat you 1316 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,167 Let me stay calm 1317 01:09:40,292 --> 01:09:41,333 Well... 1318 01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:42,417 Charles 1319 01:09:42,542 --> 01:09:43,333 What's the matter? 1320 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:45,208 Your call 1321 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,292 Who is it? 1322 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:50,458 Charles, I am dying, I want to suicide 1323 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:51,792 What's the matter with you? 1324 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:55,167 I am now in the office, if you don't come in ten minutes, 1325 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,917 you can never see me 1326 01:09:57,042 --> 01:09:57,708 What a deep shit! 1327 01:09:57,833 --> 01:10:00,083 You will never see me again 1328 01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,792 No... 1329 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,667 Please scream in a better way 1330 01:10:14,792 --> 01:10:17,583 You have seen many blue films! 1331 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:21,250 Harder! Squeeze! 1332 01:10:22,792 --> 01:10:23,708 Isn't it so? 1333 01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:25,958 Yes, like making love 1334 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,167 Use more force 1335 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:30,125 Kidding? What are you doing? 1336 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:31,458 There is nothing new 1337 01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:33,958 Forget it, just do it 1338 01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:35,708 May 1339 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,500 Do according to our plan 1340 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,375 May 1341 01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:47,750 Charles 1342 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:48,708 Are you OK? 1343 01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:50,917 Don't you love me anymore? 1344 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:52,708 Why are you back? 1345 01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:55,458 What are you doing in my office? 1346 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:56,625 We did nothing! 1347 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:57,875 No? 1348 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,792 I think you are capable to do 100 times press up now 1349 01:11:00,917 --> 01:11:02,542 100 times? 1350 01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:04,042 To prove that, 1351 01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:05,792 I will do 200 times 1352 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,958 I don't know what you are doing here 1353 01:11:12,083 --> 01:11:14,917 I will edit the shots later 1354 01:11:15,083 --> 01:11:19,042 Wendy will see a wonderful love scene 1355 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,333 St. Fire, your call 1356 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:22,208 Who is calling? 1357 01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,292 She said she is Big Beer 1358 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:29,208 I won't answer her call 1359 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,958 She won't answer your call 1360 01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:35,208 St. Fire, there is a tape for you 1361 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,958 Thank you 1362 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,375 Even you are cheating me 1363 01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:07,750 Ladies and gentlemen, 1364 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:10,375 we have invited St. Fire... 1365 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,708 To demonstrate her curse for several weeks 1366 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:15,167 Now, she is going to 1367 01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:16,375 demonstrate some special thing for us 1368 01:12:16,542 --> 01:12:19,250 What is it? 1369 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:21,500 The audience love seeing someone having bad luck 1370 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:24,167 The worst thing makes biggest fun 1371 01:12:24,292 --> 01:12:26,708 Right? 1372 01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:28,125 Isn't it, Miss Wendy? 1373 01:12:28,292 --> 01:12:30,167 I don't know these 1374 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:35,542 Do you want to quit now? 1375 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,500 You are disgusting! 1376 01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:42,125 That's is, now go on your demonstration 1377 01:12:42,292 --> 01:12:44,083 Dear audience, the worst thing will bring biggest fun to us 1378 01:12:44,167 --> 01:12:45,250 Clap for her... 1379 01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:48,375 Bad luck... 1380 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,292 Now, please go ahead 1381 01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:51,708 Do you want me to show you? 1382 01:12:51,833 --> 01:12:53,208 Of course 1383 01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,208 You have stomach-ache 1384 01:12:56,542 --> 01:12:58,667 Bump your head on the wall 1385 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:07,500 Nothing works to me? 1386 01:13:10,417 --> 01:13:11,125 Another charlatan 1387 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,208 is discredited again 1388 01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:16,458 This charlatan is called St. Fire 1389 01:13:19,083 --> 01:13:20,750 No cheating next time 1390 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,125 We are going to stop you from cheating this time 1391 01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,625 If you do so again, we will teach you good lesson 1392 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:25,000 Remember 1393 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:26,500 Got it? 1394 01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:28,667 Yes 1395 01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:37,042 All returns to normal 1396 01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:39,958 What have you planned? 1397 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:44,292 Just go back to the nightclub 1398 01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:47,292 and be the assistant in toilet 1399 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,583 How about you? 1400 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:54,500 I want to get marry 1401 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:03,083 With whom? 1402 01:14:06,583 --> 01:14:08,292 I won't tell you 1403 01:14:10,625 --> 01:14:12,500 I know it already 1404 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:15,250 Congratulation 1405 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:17,042 Thank you 1406 01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:19,500 I plan to get marry in church 1407 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,625 It's more romantic 1408 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,625 You should come to attend our wedding 1409 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:24,625 Attend your wedding? 1410 01:14:24,792 --> 01:14:26,333 You are home! 1411 01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:34,250 Do you have any news about Wendy? 1412 01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:37,542 I should be blamed, I shouldn't be that kind-hearted 1413 01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:39,875 How could I be trapped by Chor? 1414 01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:43,458 But no one was pushing you 1415 01:14:44,208 --> 01:14:46,750 Be positive. OK? 1416 01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:47,667 Let's think some ways 1417 01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:50,083 We should find Wendy back 1418 01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:53,125 How? It's not easy 1419 01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:54,917 We have reported to the police 1420 01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:57,667 They can't even find her 1421 01:14:57,792 --> 01:15:00,250 It's hard for us 1422 01:15:00,417 --> 01:15:02,583 to find her 1423 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:05,625 After quarrelling 1424 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:07,958 with my boyfriend, 1425 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:08,875 I would go to the place 1426 01:15:09,042 --> 01:15:12,083 where we love to go 1427 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:16,167 May be you can find her in such kind of place 1428 01:15:16,292 --> 01:15:18,042 What sort of place? 1429 01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:20,792 Like the place you kissed her 1430 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,375 Wendy, are you there? 1431 01:15:38,542 --> 01:15:40,958 What's wrong? 1432 01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:42,375 Idiot! 1433 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:48,625 Wendy, where are you? 1434 01:16:18,375 --> 01:16:19,667 Sir, are you calling? 1435 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:20,458 No 1436 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:22,750 Why are you stealing the telephone? 1437 01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:26,167 Idiot! 1438 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:40,458 Mister, what is this word? 1439 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:41,875 I don't know! 1440 01:16:42,042 --> 01:16:42,875 How to write this word? 1441 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,708 I don't know! 1442 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:47,458 Do you know the word "Killing"? 1443 01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:50,458 Who are you? 1444 01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:54,083 I am Cannon 1445 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:56,208 Are you in jail? 1446 01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:58,708 I have found you for a long time 1447 01:16:58,833 --> 01:17:00,167 Luckily I got some information 1448 01:17:00,333 --> 01:17:02,750 that Chor was selling gold in his office 1449 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:04,792 so I planned to rob him 1450 01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:06,417 You are unlucky to meet me here 1451 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:08,250 Did you escape from the prison? 1452 01:17:08,375 --> 01:17:10,792 Where is that bitch who can start fire? 1453 01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:13,625 Don't harm Wendy! 1454 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:16,458 I was the king of Tsimshatsui East 1455 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:18,958 But I was put in jail because of you bastard 1456 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,417 I couldn't have any girl in prison 1457 01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:23,792 And I was raped by Beast Bill 1458 01:17:23,958 --> 01:17:25,708 I became his girl 1459 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:28,625 I want a revenge. I want to rape your girl 1460 01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:29,417 No 1461 01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:30,333 Honey 1462 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,750 Chor and the gold 1463 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:35,208 are upstairs 1464 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:37,625 Are you Beast Bill? 1465 01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:40,000 You are quite handsome 1466 01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:42,250 Good looking or not? 1467 01:17:42,417 --> 01:17:46,250 Rape him if you like 1468 01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:47,792 No 1469 01:17:50,167 --> 01:17:52,500 He deserves it 1470 01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:03,833 Maybe, I'll just make a call for him 1471 01:18:05,917 --> 01:18:08,083 I am Wendy 1472 01:18:08,208 --> 01:18:09,375 Cannon has escaped, 1473 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,625 he kidnapped Charles and will rob Chor 1474 01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:13,625 Call the police now 1475 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,333 I am useless 1476 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:26,750 Just give me $50,000 each 1477 01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:30,458 you can get the gold seed from me 1478 01:18:30,583 --> 01:18:33,875 According to my method, plant it in milk 1479 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,542 Then you can get a big gold later 1480 01:18:37,667 --> 01:18:42,250 Buy more seed, get more gold 1481 01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:48,292 Don't move! 1482 01:18:49,542 --> 01:18:53,000 You needn't shoot even you don't want to line up 1483 01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:54,750 Do you know me? 1484 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:56,500 Impossible, 1485 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,750 I have slept with so many young girls 1486 01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:00,333 I have no reason to forget 1487 01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:02,292 an ugly girl like you 1488 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,417 I am your dad, Cannon 1489 01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:05,292 Can...Cannon? 1490 01:19:05,458 --> 01:19:06,417 Honey, 1491 01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:08,208 take the gold and money now 1492 01:19:08,375 --> 01:19:11,083 The gold is fake 1493 01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:29,792 Tell me where is the money! 1494 01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:32,208 I will rape you if you don't tell me 1495 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:33,833 Don't... 1496 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:34,625 As a friend, 1497 01:19:34,792 --> 01:19:37,417 I will get you some pills from the doctor 1498 01:19:37,542 --> 01:19:40,208 Bill, take him, I will help you 1499 01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:41,917 You bastard! 1500 01:19:42,083 --> 01:19:44,750 I have assisted you to do so many bad things 1501 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:45,667 Don't... 1502 01:19:45,792 --> 01:19:47,625 I am not interested in women 1503 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:51,167 But I am interested in you 1504 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,792 As your friend, 1505 01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:55,333 I will take some pills for you from the doctor 1506 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,042 Take your time 1507 01:19:57,208 --> 01:19:59,083 I'll help you 1508 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:01,625 Pay attention, you are surrounded by the police now 1509 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:04,250 Drop your weapons and surrender 1510 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,292 Who reported to the police? 1511 01:20:15,792 --> 01:20:17,333 What's wrong? It's a mess 1512 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,875 Forget it, just search for Wendy 1513 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:22,708 Isn't it here? 1514 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:48,792 Thank you, you saved my life 1515 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,208 Isn't it lucky to have it done? 1516 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,333 Yeah, 1517 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:53,750 it can stand the bullets too 1518 01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:55,333 This is cheap and good 1519 01:20:55,458 --> 01:20:57,292 Some softer one, but that is expensive 1520 01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:58,333 I just want to promote it 1521 01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,208 That is 1522 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,875 Listen, 1523 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,833 if you don't surrender, we will attack 1524 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:07,625 Come in, they don't have any weapons 1525 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:09,667 Come in, quickly! 1526 01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:11,458 Go! 1527 01:21:11,792 --> 01:21:13,958 Why don't you knock? 1528 01:21:14,125 --> 01:21:15,625 Bitch! How dare you cheat me? 1529 01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:18,708 How dare you report to the police? 1530 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,000 Tell them now, 1531 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,958 I have few hostages with me 1532 01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:23,083 Hold it 1533 01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:26,583 You want to escape? Come back 1534 01:21:27,542 --> 01:21:29,625 If you are like him, you can leave here now 1535 01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:32,167 I am sorry 1536 01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:36,250 Great! 1537 01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:38,250 OK! We can go now 1538 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:42,750 Hold it, once more 1539 01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,542 Not enough? 1540 01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:45,833 Not enough! 1541 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,792 Once more strike 1542 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:59,542 - Bitch! - Nice 1543 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:01,375 You ask for it! 1544 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:06,042 So cruel! 1545 01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:15,542 I want to kill you bitch! 1546 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:17,625 Too much! 1547 01:22:17,792 --> 01:22:20,667 Why did you faint so easily! 1548 01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:21,875 How can you stand it? 1549 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:23,542 Let me see it 1550 01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:25,208 Bitch, get up! 1551 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:28,667 Isn't it correct? 1552 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,458 That's fine 1553 01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:34,333 You said so 1554 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:43,083 Charles, we are in deep shit, I am sorry 1555 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,333 I don't scare dying, 1556 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:49,125 but I hope to for not see Wendy before I die 1557 01:22:49,292 --> 01:22:53,958 I can't explain to her that I didn't fall for you 1558 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,833 he should be blamed 1559 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,375 He wanted me to frame you 1560 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:01,833 If we can see Wendy again 1561 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,333 I'll tell her the truth 1562 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:07,125 I'll tell her you are loving her 1563 01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:09,000 Save it 1564 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:12,333 Even Wendy is here, I'll tell her you two are having affair 1565 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,625 I love harming people 1566 01:23:15,917 --> 01:23:17,792 Have appendicitis 1567 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:19,917 Wendy 1568 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:20,833 Who are you? 1569 01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:22,417 The gun doesn't work 1570 01:23:23,042 --> 01:23:25,208 Your knees go to your chest 1571 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:27,458 Your fists go to your mouth 1572 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,667 Pain on your ass! 1573 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:32,167 Bitch! You are here 1574 01:23:32,292 --> 01:23:34,583 Walk backward 1575 01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:37,333 You bite your tongue 1576 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:39,542 Sister, watch my power 1577 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,542 Your right foot steps on your left foot 1578 01:23:49,042 --> 01:23:49,667 Don't go... 1579 01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:51,167 Wendy, you gain your supernatural power again 1580 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:54,542 Don't move, or I will shoot you 1581 01:23:57,167 --> 01:23:58,708 You have so many enemies 1582 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:00,333 Go 1583 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,500 What shall we do? 1584 01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:12,208 You three will be trapped in the lift 1585 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,917 The lift will make you sick, going up and down 1586 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,583 Go to hell 1587 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:15,500 Help, I don't want to go to hell 1588 01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:17,083 Wendy, let them go 1589 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,667 No way, they're so bad 1590 01:25:19,875 --> 01:25:21,625 For our children's sake, 1591 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:23,250 gain more merits 1592 01:25:23,375 --> 01:25:25,583 Leave them to the police 1593 01:25:27,042 --> 01:25:28,292 OK 1594 01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:34,458 Are you thinking the good of our children? 1595 01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:36,333 You disgusting 1596 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:38,958 Now, do you trust me? 1597 01:25:39,083 --> 01:25:41,500 No 1598 01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:43,333 Why? 1599 01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:46,167 Not next time 1600 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:52,333 Help... 1601 01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:55,375 Help...Hurry up! 1602 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:58,500 Choi, stop the reporters 1603 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,083 Honey 1604 01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:05,917 Get lost! 1605 01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:10,208 I am scared by the thief... 1606 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:12,125 Step aside 1607 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:14,208 Anything wrong? 1608 01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:15,375 Nothing... 1609 01:26:15,542 --> 01:26:17,917 I am scared! And the gun... 1610 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:19,833 OK, OK... 1611 01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:24,583 Tracy, who is he? 1612 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,125 He is the one who is going to marry me 1613 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,042 He is the Superintendent 1614 01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:30,375 Hands off 1615 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,792 Chief! 1616 01:26:31,917 --> 01:26:35,208 Congratulation 1617 01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:39,875 Kwok 1618 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:50,042 Let's go to register 1619 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:54,958 He touched my ass 1620 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:56,292 Why did you touch 1621 01:26:56,417 --> 01:26:58,875 my girl's bottom? 1622 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,458 Did you see it? 1623 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:03,792 Or, was I the one who touched my ass? 1624 01:27:03,917 --> 01:27:06,042 Stop, or I will chop you to death 1625 01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:14,583 What are you doing? 1626 01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:16,083 You passed it to me? 1627 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,500 You are St. Fire too