1 00:00:16,738 --> 00:00:20,834 Valentine's Day is two weeks away, but Cupid is very busy. 2 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:23,636 His arrow's struck Lynn Weaver... 3 00:00:23,845 --> 00:00:26,780 a talk-show host worth $ 100 million... 4 00:00:26,981 --> 00:00:30,747 whose popular program has spawned a TV empire... 5 00:00:30,952 --> 00:00:33,853 announced her marriage this afternoon. 6 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,647 The lucky groom-to-be... 7 00:00:35,857 --> 00:00:39,691 is former NFL quarterback and aging playboy Mike Gambril... 8 00:00:39,894 --> 00:00:43,591 who is a sportscaster for NBC in Los Angeles. 9 00:00:44,799 --> 00:00:47,393 You look good with your collar up like that. 10 00:00:47,602 --> 00:00:49,627 Mike, nice catch! 11 00:01:04,619 --> 00:01:06,143 Lynn Weaver and Mike Gambril... 12 00:01:06,454 --> 00:01:09,446 the aging sports stud and the popular talk-show host... 13 00:01:09,657 --> 00:01:13,058 have everyone talking about their engagement. 14 00:01:22,971 --> 00:01:26,065 Mike is a sportscaster for an LA affiliate. 15 00:01:26,374 --> 00:01:29,343 But how he got that job is the real news. 16 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:32,570 Sources say Lynn got Mike the job... 17 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:35,340 but so far the quarterback has been fumbling. 18 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,575 If that doesn't make her think twice... 19 00:01:37,785 --> 00:01:41,221 there's Mike's reputation for playing the field. 20 00:01:41,422 --> 00:01:44,220 This is my favorite part. I like this. 21 00:02:09,584 --> 00:02:11,711 Who's standing on the cake with her? 22 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,821 One-time NFL backfield coach Mike Gambril. 23 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:16,456 Perfect timing. 24 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:32,364 When you get back from Australia... 25 00:02:32,574 --> 00:02:35,407 we go in, we renegotiate your deal. 26 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,976 Mike, what time is your flight? 27 00:02:46,254 --> 00:02:47,687 Can I make a call? 28 00:02:47,889 --> 00:02:51,825 People are batshit over you two getting married. It's perfect. 29 00:02:52,026 --> 00:02:53,584 You're the lawyer. 30 00:02:53,795 --> 00:02:56,525 Don't hold me to it, but in the next few weeks... 31 00:02:56,731 --> 00:02:59,461 I can get in excess of $200,000. 32 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:04,036 If Lynn can get you on a Wednesday night special, the sky's the limit. 33 00:03:04,239 --> 00:03:07,970 I mean, who's going to say no to Lynn Weaver? 34 00:03:08,977 --> 00:03:11,673 Did you hear when I said "the sky's the limit"? 35 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,480 - You got a date? - For what? 36 00:03:14,682 --> 00:03:15,882 The wedding. 37 00:03:16,084 --> 00:03:18,450 The wedding! We're getting there. 38 00:03:18,653 --> 00:03:20,746 What do you mean? 39 00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:22,923 Don't louse this up for me. 40 00:03:23,124 --> 00:03:26,685 - Would I do that? Calm down. - I am calm. 41 00:03:26,894 --> 00:03:30,830 I was thinking we should have it on TV. Ever think of that? 42 00:03:31,032 --> 00:03:33,933 I'm joking. I'm joking. 43 00:03:34,135 --> 00:03:37,627 I'm glad I caught you. You forgot your watch. 44 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:40,603 - I wondered where it was. - The editing room. 45 00:03:40,808 --> 00:03:42,469 The editing room, yeah. 46 00:03:42,677 --> 00:03:44,269 Thanks. 47 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:48,640 - Safe trip. - Bye. Thanks. 48 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:52,115 - Who removes their watch in editing? - I do. 49 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,844 Sweet. Very nice. 50 00:03:54,055 --> 00:03:56,250 What did she take off? 51 00:03:56,557 --> 00:03:58,957 Don't louse this up, huh? 52 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:24,513 I'm telling you, he's not on the flight. 53 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:27,017 Wait, I see him. 54 00:04:27,221 --> 00:04:29,553 Don't worry, I'll get the picture. 55 00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:32,191 You'll get your Lynn Weaver story. 56 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:35,885 You wanted a picture of the tattoo on Tom Arnold's ass. 57 00:04:36,097 --> 00:04:39,794 I got you a picture. You think you can do better? 58 00:04:40,001 --> 00:04:42,697 - Mr. Gambril, welcome. - I'll take those. 59 00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:44,838 Thanks. 60 00:04:46,107 --> 00:04:50,339 The flying time for the L.A. Leg of our New York to Sydney flight... 61 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:53,170 should be 13 hours and 47 minutes. 62 00:04:53,381 --> 00:04:57,112 - What can I get you to drink? - Only a pillow. 63 00:04:57,318 --> 00:05:01,755 The temperature in Sydney should be the same as it is here, 68 degrees. 64 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,065 Excuse me, I think that's my... 65 00:05:55,276 --> 00:05:57,073 I thought these things were extinct. 66 00:05:57,278 --> 00:05:59,610 Mike Gambril, what a thrill! 67 00:05:59,814 --> 00:06:02,214 I've been watching you sleep. How are you? 68 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:04,647 I've seen you play 1000 times. 69 00:06:04,852 --> 00:06:07,412 I'm Herb Stillman. 70 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:09,622 This is my wife, Nora. 71 00:06:09,824 --> 00:06:11,758 She's a fan of yours, too. 72 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,086 You've given us 1000 thrills! 73 00:06:14,295 --> 00:06:16,456 I'm glad you stopped coaching. 74 00:06:16,764 --> 00:06:18,732 I'm trying to watch the movie. 75 00:06:42,723 --> 00:06:44,418 Mike Gambril. 76 00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:46,886 Really? Hi. Terry. 77 00:06:47,094 --> 00:06:48,294 - How are you? - Good. 78 00:06:48,496 --> 00:06:49,963 I'd like... 79 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,731 It's true, he's given me 1000 thrills. 80 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:59,873 - But coaching is a thankless job. - Herbie? 81 00:07:00,641 --> 00:07:02,973 - Herbie? - Yes, Nora, sweetheart? 82 00:07:03,177 --> 00:07:04,075 Excuse me. 83 00:07:04,278 --> 00:07:09,181 Can you help me? I can't figure out 23 across and 15 down. 84 00:07:12,353 --> 00:07:13,752 I have an empty seat here. 85 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:19,359 You two can come up here and sit beside each other. Come on. 86 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,824 Your son wouldn't have to... 87 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:24,623 I hate to tell you, but this is my grandson. 88 00:07:24,932 --> 00:07:26,797 It's Matthew. 89 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:28,382 Shake hands with Mike Gambril. 90 00:07:28,402 --> 00:07:31,803 - Come on up here, I insist. - Thank you very much. 91 00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:45,047 Did that look stupid? I know I looked stupid. Was anyone watching? 92 00:07:48,222 --> 00:07:50,986 - No. - Good. 93 00:07:51,192 --> 00:07:55,720 I must say, at my age 14 hours is 14 hours, know what I mean? 94 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:59,229 It's 14 hours of my life. 95 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:03,062 We only have six more hours, but... 96 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:06,240 I don't even know what time zone I'm in. 97 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,805 I took off from LA... 98 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,102 9000 miles to Sydney on Friday... 99 00:08:10,311 --> 00:08:12,802 then back to New York for the weekend... 100 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,073 and back to LA on Tuesday. 101 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:20,576 - Can I help you? - I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong place. 102 00:08:20,888 --> 00:08:24,289 Literally. I'm up in the air all the time. 103 00:08:24,926 --> 00:08:28,020 You do that on any kind of ongoing basis... 104 00:08:28,229 --> 00:08:29,560 you become... 105 00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:31,422 completely... 106 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:33,896 - Disoriented? - Disoriented. 107 00:08:34,101 --> 00:08:35,363 Disoriented. 108 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,094 And... and... 109 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:40,371 Isolated? 110 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,774 Isolated, yeah. 111 00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:44,808 Isolated. 112 00:08:55,856 --> 00:08:58,381 How long are you gonna be in Sydney? 113 00:08:59,994 --> 00:09:01,222 Two days. 114 00:09:01,429 --> 00:09:03,363 Two days! 115 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:06,032 - Actually, two and a half. - Me too. 116 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:09,066 But I'm lucky, I don't travel on an ongoing basis. 117 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:12,171 I don't worry about feeling isolated. 118 00:09:16,611 --> 00:09:18,238 That's good. 119 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:22,410 This is your captain. Please fasten your safety belts. 120 00:09:22,617 --> 00:09:24,414 - Let me get that. - No, I... 121 00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:27,315 - I'll get it. - No, really, I... 122 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:28,920 I'd rather... 123 00:09:30,391 --> 00:09:31,858 This will look fantastic. 124 00:09:32,059 --> 00:09:34,220 - Is that for a coat or a dress? - A sailboat. 125 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,961 A sailboat? 126 00:09:40,334 --> 00:09:43,167 - Don't want to lose these. - Thank you. 127 00:09:43,871 --> 00:09:47,068 All right. Here we go. 128 00:09:54,415 --> 00:09:57,145 - Good-looking guy. - I think so. 129 00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:58,613 Stockbroker? 130 00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:00,648 He's an investment banker. 131 00:10:00,955 --> 00:10:04,083 - What firm? - Shearson Leahman. 132 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:07,317 - Don't tell me he runs it. - Actually, he does. 133 00:10:07,528 --> 00:10:09,689 What is he, 30, 35? 134 00:10:10,064 --> 00:10:11,929 He's young. 135 00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:17,328 - Amazing! - What's that? 136 00:10:17,538 --> 00:10:21,702 Memory loss is not necessarily related to aging. 137 00:10:22,009 --> 00:10:23,295 - Memory loss? - Absolutely. 138 00:10:23,444 --> 00:10:26,470 It's usually stress, change. Change creates stress. 139 00:10:26,681 --> 00:10:29,149 The bigger the change, the greater the stress. 140 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,616 It must be overwhelming. The mind is like a computer. 141 00:10:33,921 --> 00:10:37,049 It can only process so much information before it farkles. 142 00:10:37,258 --> 00:10:40,489 - Farkles? - Breaks down. Crashes. 143 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:43,960 Don't be embarrassed. It's experience overload. 144 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,929 That's why you have a black book. 145 00:10:47,134 --> 00:10:51,332 - What are we talking about? - Us. You don't have a clue, do you? 146 00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:55,999 Don't be embarrassed. You've been a very busy man for a long time. 147 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,371 I'm a big girl. 148 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:02,411 You look clammy. Are you all right? 149 00:11:04,552 --> 00:11:05,814 Me? I'm fine. 150 00:11:06,153 --> 00:11:10,715 Mike, it's no big deal. Not every experience in life is memorable. 151 00:11:11,058 --> 00:11:14,050 You've been with many women. It's understandable. 152 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:20,300 I hate root beer. Come on, it's funny! 153 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:24,002 What? To hear you call a wonderful experience forgettable? 154 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,695 What would you call it? 155 00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:27,974 You didn't say anything, so I didn't. 156 00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:30,939 I'm not going to embarrass you. 157 00:11:31,145 --> 00:11:33,079 That's hilarious. 158 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,408 One thing about me, I don't forget. 159 00:11:36,617 --> 00:11:38,107 I know when I forget something. 160 00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:42,187 If you know what you forgot, you didn't forget it. 161 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:46,120 We've been experiencing trouble with one of our engines. 162 00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:49,626 Actually, two engines on the right wing. 163 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:52,765 We have to make an unscheduled landing. 164 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:55,729 There's a landing site on a Cook Island atoll. 165 00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:59,597 Attendants, please review the emergency landing procedures. 166 00:11:59,807 --> 00:12:02,469 We should be on the ground very shortly. 167 00:12:02,676 --> 00:12:05,372 He found an atoll. We got a place to land. 168 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,103 It's a sunken volcano. 169 00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:09,145 He's got a place to land. 170 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:17,284 There's nothing but water out there! No lights, no land! 171 00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:21,154 They do this all the time with coordinates and vectors. 172 00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:23,330 With no engine on the right wing? 173 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:26,364 He can land on one engine. 174 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,034 It's fine. 175 00:12:28,235 --> 00:12:30,760 I spend my life on planes. Don't worry. 176 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,856 Let's hear it! Let's hear it! 177 00:13:07,474 --> 00:13:10,102 - What? - Excuse me. 178 00:13:21,288 --> 00:13:25,520 As we're on a rather small landing strip built during World War II... 179 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:30,959 there's no immediate possibility of moving you by air from the island. 180 00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:33,632 But we have three ships nearby... 181 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:37,463 to ferry our passengers to Fiji, Tahiti or Hawaii... 182 00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:41,835 one of which you can see moored to our right. 183 00:13:42,142 --> 00:13:45,839 We'll help you make connections from any of these airports. 184 00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:47,875 If you'll return to your seats... 185 00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:51,276 our flight attendants will give you information. 186 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,214 Thank you. 187 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,684 Tahiti, Fiji or Hawaii? 188 00:13:55,890 --> 00:14:01,089 Go with what you know. I know Tahiti. They're all 2 or 3 days away. 189 00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:02,495 Days? 190 00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:04,493 Forget Sydney for me. 191 00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,632 - Really? - Yeah. 192 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,928 I gotta call New York. Do the ships have phones? 193 00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:13,172 - Sometimes. - Really? 194 00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:16,769 Well... congratulations. 195 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,973 - For what? - Lynn Weaver. 196 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,206 Tell her from me she has a gallant fianc? 197 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:26,011 I know Hawaii, so have a nice trip. 198 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,652 Thank you. You, too. 199 00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:32,220 Don't get too disoriented. 200 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:39,128 Terry, I want you to read this and give me your opinion. 201 00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:17,766 Chernobyl. That's good. Chernobyl. 202 00:15:17,972 --> 00:15:20,805 That cloud went around the earth. 203 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:23,442 Want hear a poem? Listen to this: 204 00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:25,077 Oh, Chernobyl cloud 205 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,244 Chernobyl cloud What did you do? 206 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,384 Yesterday I had one head Today I have two 207 00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:34,816 Excuse me. This boat does stop at Raiatea? 208 00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:37,855 Raiatea, Tangiroa, Huahine and Morea. 209 00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:40,925 - Is Raiatea the first stop? - Can we talk? 210 00:15:41,228 --> 00:15:43,788 I'd like to make a phone call to Sydney. 211 00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:46,296 No telephone! Send telegram. 212 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,831 How do I send one? 213 00:15:48,035 --> 00:15:51,266 Form in stateroom. Fill out. Hang on door. 214 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:54,839 - Do you happen to have a form? - Form in stateroom. Fill out! 215 00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:58,375 I understand! I'm asking nicely, do you have a form? 216 00:15:58,579 --> 00:16:02,515 It's 5:30. If you don't go to bed... 217 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:07,653 we'll sleep all day tomorrow. The toilet in my room doesn't flush! 218 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:13,424 Good morning, Miss MclKay. Welcome to our beautiful Belorussia. 219 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,492 You'll be in stateroom 21. 220 00:16:15,696 --> 00:16:17,027 What happened to Hawaii? 221 00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:18,798 It was another 4 hours. 222 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,559 - That's terrible! - I know. 223 00:16:21,769 --> 00:16:23,566 Where is the telephone? 224 00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:26,035 There is none. There's radiotelegraph. 225 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:29,241 You fill out the form and hang it on the door. 226 00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:32,469 Will you be sure Miss MclKay's bags go to her room? 227 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:35,409 - Excuse me. - Oh, hello. 228 00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:37,481 Smooth. 229 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:43,820 We can work our way around here. 230 00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:46,356 - Is this uncomfortable for you? - What? 231 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,084 Given our history and... 232 00:16:48,395 --> 00:16:51,853 I don't think we want to give people the wrong idea. 233 00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:53,727 - Why ask for trouble? - Right. 234 00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,698 - You do attract attention, you know. - As do you. 235 00:16:56,904 --> 00:17:00,101 - And very deservedly, I might add. - Thank you. 236 00:17:00,407 --> 00:17:04,639 But I'm nothing if not discreet. That's common knowledge. 237 00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:09,282 If it were, you wouldn't be discreet. I'm fine with our history. 238 00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,474 Thank you. 239 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:15,451 - You know what it is? Your hair. - Longer. 240 00:17:15,656 --> 00:17:18,056 - It was a lot longer. - Now it's longer. 241 00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:21,327 That's what I mean. But there's more red in it. 242 00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:24,395 - Not really. - No, not really. 243 00:17:24,598 --> 00:17:27,226 It probably looks more red because it's longer. 244 00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:31,801 But that's not how I get a sense of someone. This is my room. 245 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,939 There's 21. 246 00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:41,973 Mike, you were nice on the plane. 247 00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:43,977 You serious? 248 00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:46,775 Let me ask you, when you think about us... 249 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:49,319 what do you remember most? 250 00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:51,081 We only saw each other once. 251 00:17:51,391 --> 00:17:54,724 You tripped on a bag in front of a hotel as I got a cab. 252 00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:56,395 We never met. 253 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:01,729 Beautiful luggage. 254 00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:03,684 I do have a weakness for nice things. 255 00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:05,763 Me, too. Nice things are nice. 256 00:18:05,973 --> 00:18:08,635 Better get to work on those telegrams. 257 00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:06,720 He says, it's honor to have you all aboard. 258 00:20:06,927 --> 00:20:11,455 That we are proud to offer help in moment of crisis. 259 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,963 - We love Americans. - Watch. 260 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,208 We were in Hawaii last year... 261 00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:24,773 at the same hotel as Alex Trebeck. 262 00:20:24,978 --> 00:20:27,970 - Really? - Don't drink the water. 263 00:20:28,515 --> 00:20:30,142 Hey, the coach is here! 264 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,475 Mr. Gambril, I'm the captain. 265 00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:35,621 On behalf of captain, welcome to our happy table. 266 00:20:35,822 --> 00:20:37,653 - Herb, Nora. - And you know... 267 00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:39,553 We met briefly. 268 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,921 - Miss...? - MclKay. 269 00:20:42,729 --> 00:20:45,562 - Nice to see you again. - Certainly nice to see you again. 270 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:49,634 Please, sit there. 271 00:20:49,836 --> 00:20:52,566 Over there is good, too. 272 00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:54,971 Wally Tripp. 273 00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:57,666 Good to meet you. 274 00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:37,674 Radiotelegram. 275 00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:59,071 If you don't make a friend of TV it exploits your misery. 276 00:21:59,239 --> 00:22:04,700 You're miserable, you watch TV, you escape, you see more misery. 277 00:22:04,911 --> 00:22:08,074 - Violence, war... - I tell you, TV has been good to me. 278 00:22:08,248 --> 00:22:10,910 Mike, you're in local TV now, right? 279 00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:13,552 You have to make a friend of television. 280 00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:31,627 $ 75? 281 00:22:38,945 --> 00:22:42,073 Small school, tiny school, no money, no bucks. 282 00:22:44,951 --> 00:22:47,385 How do you say, "You can be great?" 283 00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:51,179 - What's the toughest thing? - Getting them to listen? 284 00:22:51,391 --> 00:22:53,985 - Or getting them to think? - The great ones don't. 285 00:22:54,194 --> 00:22:56,594 What do you mean? 286 00:22:56,797 --> 00:23:00,130 They react. They don't have to think. 287 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,324 What're you talking about? 288 00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:06,970 Are you saying a football player is greater if he doesn't think? 289 00:23:09,743 --> 00:23:11,142 I like watching you move. 290 00:23:13,613 --> 00:23:15,604 Excuse me. 291 00:23:17,884 --> 00:23:20,352 Basically, I'm in TV, too, now. 292 00:23:32,232 --> 00:23:33,790 Hey, you. 293 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,297 Hi, how are you? 294 00:23:36,837 --> 00:23:40,432 See the heavyset guy at the bar with a camera? 295 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:44,232 He was traumatized by the landing last night. He's so sweet. 296 00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:47,106 I couldn't even get him to come to the table. 297 00:23:47,314 --> 00:23:49,009 - I can do that. - Would you? 298 00:23:49,216 --> 00:23:50,615 I'll do that for you. 299 00:23:50,817 --> 00:23:53,251 That's so nice of you. 300 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:40,227 What are you doing? 301 00:24:41,034 --> 00:24:42,467 Watching you move. 302 00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:56,907 I saw what was going on with you and the captain. 303 00:24:57,117 --> 00:25:01,110 I'm not gonna put up with it another moment, understand me? 304 00:25:01,321 --> 00:25:04,381 They may be pretty faces, but they're shallow. 305 00:25:05,392 --> 00:25:06,882 Thank you, dear, I just... 306 00:25:07,093 --> 00:25:09,857 I needed to hear you say that. 307 00:25:10,063 --> 00:25:12,861 Did she fall for it? 308 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:17,332 The silly story of the plane going down and moving to a Russian ship. 309 00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:19,869 She doesn't ask a lot of questions. 310 00:25:20,073 --> 00:25:22,234 - Is that good? - I think so. 311 00:25:23,243 --> 00:25:24,672 You don't play around, do you? 312 00:25:24,844 --> 00:25:29,838 No, but I think I might have to if I were involved with someone like you. 313 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:33,281 But you wouldn't. You're way too fussy. 314 00:25:34,955 --> 00:25:36,786 - Fussy? - Cautious. 315 00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:38,787 Playing around is like this. 316 00:25:38,992 --> 00:25:42,826 Too much is bad for you, but a little raises the HDLs. 317 00:25:43,029 --> 00:25:45,361 - HDLs? - Good for the heart. 318 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,097 Is it? 319 00:25:49,769 --> 00:25:52,135 I think that might be difficult for you. 320 00:25:52,339 --> 00:25:54,204 Is that so? 321 00:25:55,408 --> 00:25:57,933 It might be. 322 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:07,250 But you can get a little wet, even if you're fussy. 323 00:26:07,954 --> 00:26:09,387 Miss MclKay. 324 00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:11,523 Radiotelegram. 325 00:26:15,295 --> 00:26:17,354 I'll be right back. 326 00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:41,313 Alka-Seltzer, for headache. My wife has a headache. 327 00:27:05,545 --> 00:27:07,445 It's me. 328 00:27:07,647 --> 00:27:09,308 It's me. 329 00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:11,211 Hello, honey. 330 00:27:23,263 --> 00:27:24,958 - She was drunk. - You're drunk. 331 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:27,030 - I'm not drunk! - I see you're drunk. 332 00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:30,293 - You're at the bar, flirting. - I do not flirt! 333 00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:31,731 You do flirt! 334 00:27:44,350 --> 00:27:45,612 You gonna marry him? 335 00:27:47,954 --> 00:27:50,479 Forget that. 336 00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:52,317 What do you mean, a sailboat? 337 00:27:56,663 --> 00:27:59,393 A coat or a dress I can understand. 338 00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:01,965 But a sailboat? 339 00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:05,433 That's what I'm doing in Sydney. I'm decorating a sailboat. 340 00:28:05,638 --> 00:28:08,664 - A red one. - You're a decorator? 341 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:12,310 I'm a musician. 342 00:28:13,313 --> 00:28:15,975 What do you play? 343 00:28:16,182 --> 00:28:18,980 Piano, I guess. I don't know. I teach it. 344 00:28:19,185 --> 00:28:22,985 But I also write songs and I sing. 345 00:28:23,189 --> 00:28:25,555 You sure sound like you sing. 346 00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:29,525 Yeah, I sing. I'm big. I'm very big. 347 00:28:29,729 --> 00:28:33,495 Ray Charles sings, "You got the right one" and someone goes, "Uh-huh"... 348 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:36,396 in certain South American countries, that's me. 349 00:28:36,603 --> 00:28:40,334 Also, I have dabbled in waitressing... 350 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:44,271 but at the apex of my music career and my food service career... 351 00:28:44,477 --> 00:28:48,538 I met a man and I helped him decorate his apartment in New York. 352 00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:52,479 Then I decorated his Hampton house and his house in Palm Beach. 353 00:28:52,685 --> 00:28:56,177 Then I decorated his apartment in Sydney. 354 00:28:59,192 --> 00:29:01,456 If his acquisition of Virgin succeeds... 355 00:29:01,661 --> 00:29:04,926 I'm sure I'll decorate something in London. 356 00:29:05,131 --> 00:29:07,998 But at the moment, it's a sailboat. 357 00:29:08,201 --> 00:29:10,066 It's red. It's nice. 358 00:29:13,973 --> 00:29:18,273 - You gonna marry him? - Yeah, I guess. I hope so. 359 00:29:20,079 --> 00:29:22,547 I'm madly in love with him. 360 00:29:28,188 --> 00:29:29,985 What? 361 00:29:32,592 --> 00:29:34,321 Come here. 362 00:30:25,578 --> 00:30:27,773 All right? 363 00:30:28,081 --> 00:30:30,641 - I really should go. - No, don't. 364 00:30:30,850 --> 00:30:33,216 I think so. I think so. 365 00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:35,683 - Don't think. - Right. 366 00:30:35,889 --> 00:30:38,449 The great ones don't, huh? 367 00:30:52,605 --> 00:30:55,199 - How you doing? - How are you? 368 00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:34,139 I'd like to send the lady a drink. 369 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:38,174 A glass of tomato juice, two raw eggs and a shot of vinegar. 370 00:32:53,226 --> 00:32:54,989 About last night... 371 00:32:55,294 --> 00:32:57,524 Listen... 372 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:01,291 You don't want to mess up your life any more than I do mine. 373 00:33:03,803 --> 00:33:06,203 Well... 374 00:33:06,406 --> 00:33:11,708 You can get a small plane tonight to Tahiti, then to Sydney. 375 00:33:13,379 --> 00:33:18,146 This boat will take two days to reach an airport. You can get there tonight. 376 00:33:21,821 --> 00:33:23,516 I'm gonna run along. 377 00:33:23,723 --> 00:33:25,953 Big shuffleboard game? 378 00:33:26,259 --> 00:33:29,751 As a matter of fact, I know a woman who lives on the next island. 379 00:33:29,962 --> 00:33:31,725 I'm shocked and amazed. 380 00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:33,956 She's amazing. Want to come? 381 00:33:34,267 --> 00:33:36,963 Do you feel you need a chaperon? 382 00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:40,398 - She's my aunt. - Your aunt? 383 00:33:41,374 --> 00:33:46,505 A couple hours with a guy and his aunt... Meet me in 20 minutes. 384 00:34:06,532 --> 00:34:08,523 Do you have an aunt on every island? 385 00:34:24,150 --> 00:34:25,412 Your aunt? 386 00:34:27,153 --> 00:34:28,353 Sure. 387 00:35:35,821 --> 00:35:37,789 Oh, ducks! 388 00:35:41,427 --> 00:35:43,054 Out! Go on. 389 00:35:43,362 --> 00:35:45,455 Holy Moses! Get! 390 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,164 For God's sake, Michael! What are you doing here? 391 00:35:52,471 --> 00:35:56,430 - You're the only restaurant in town. - This is a surprise. 392 00:35:56,642 --> 00:36:01,011 She's a surprise, too. You, her, what a surprise. 393 00:36:01,614 --> 00:36:05,050 You certainly have got yourself a handful. 394 00:36:05,651 --> 00:36:07,482 Actually, no, I don't. 395 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:12,351 He's got the handful? Good. Very good. It's about time. 396 00:36:12,558 --> 00:36:13,820 I like that. 397 00:36:14,026 --> 00:36:16,358 You've got the wrong girl. 398 00:36:16,562 --> 00:36:20,896 I say, you're a knockout in person and look so much younger. 399 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:24,160 Do they make you up on television? 400 00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:26,461 This is not Lynn, this is Terry MclKay. 401 00:36:26,672 --> 00:36:31,541 We were on a plane together and we had to land on the islands and... 402 00:36:31,744 --> 00:36:33,371 Why were you on a plane together? 403 00:36:33,579 --> 00:36:35,628 - We were going to Australia. - We're friends. 404 00:36:35,648 --> 00:36:37,411 This isn't Lynn. 405 00:36:37,617 --> 00:36:38,584 Friends? 406 00:36:38,784 --> 00:36:41,719 - This isn't the girl you'll marry? - No. 407 00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:45,185 Well... 408 00:36:45,491 --> 00:36:49,484 - We gotta be back on the boat by 5. - It's nice to meet you. 409 00:36:49,695 --> 00:36:51,788 Friends? 410 00:36:51,998 --> 00:36:55,126 Rau, come and look who's here. 411 00:37:01,807 --> 00:37:03,035 So... 412 00:37:03,242 --> 00:37:04,732 Well... 413 00:37:10,182 --> 00:37:12,673 How's the new job? 414 00:37:13,919 --> 00:37:17,446 How is it? Is it fun? 415 00:37:17,923 --> 00:37:21,586 Is it satisfying, at least? 416 00:37:21,794 --> 00:37:24,160 Say no more. Say no more. 417 00:37:24,463 --> 00:37:27,626 Eloquent, isn't he? A born broadcaster. 418 00:37:30,102 --> 00:37:32,730 How are you doing? 419 00:37:32,938 --> 00:37:34,997 This is Rau. Terry MclKay. 420 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:38,734 - Look at you! How big he is! - Come see the little one. 421 00:37:38,944 --> 00:37:41,572 We're going to see the baby. Be right back. 422 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:44,477 What do you think of your brother? 423 00:37:57,730 --> 00:38:02,167 Tell me, as a friend, what do you think of Michael's fiancée? 424 00:38:03,969 --> 00:38:06,529 Well, we just met, Mike and I. 425 00:38:06,739 --> 00:38:10,038 - You're a new friend? - I haven't met Lynn. 426 00:38:10,242 --> 00:38:13,734 Neither have I, as I'm sure you've gathered by now. 427 00:38:18,317 --> 00:38:21,548 - Are you in broadcasting? - No. 428 00:38:21,754 --> 00:38:25,690 - What do you do? - Music. 429 00:38:26,659 --> 00:38:28,820 - Music? - Music. 430 00:38:35,534 --> 00:38:37,593 Your house is beautiful. 431 00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:39,964 It's rather nice. 432 00:38:40,172 --> 00:38:43,005 I'd never leave here. 433 00:38:49,081 --> 00:38:52,778 I hope you don't feel awkward being here with Michael... 434 00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:54,543 when he's engaged. 435 00:38:55,955 --> 00:38:58,947 I'm engaged myself. 436 00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:04,693 Are you happy? 437 00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:08,163 I'd better be. I have everything I want. 438 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:11,530 - That's what Michael says. - Why do you think he's wrong? 439 00:39:11,737 --> 00:39:14,069 I didn't say he was wrong. 440 00:39:14,273 --> 00:39:16,264 Naive, maybe. 441 00:39:16,575 --> 00:39:19,601 The trick in life isn't getting what you want... 442 00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:22,042 it's wanting it after you get it. 443 00:39:22,248 --> 00:39:25,740 For people like you and Michael, the getting is easy. 444 00:39:25,951 --> 00:39:28,078 Would you like something to eat? 445 00:39:28,287 --> 00:39:31,313 Thanks, but don't go to any trouble. 446 00:39:31,624 --> 00:39:33,717 No, it's no trouble at all. 447 00:39:44,069 --> 00:39:47,664 Your horses are beautiful. They seem devoted. 448 00:39:47,873 --> 00:39:52,708 Bernard and Sophie? They're devoted, but then they're stuck on an island. 449 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,740 Horses are not monogamous. 450 00:39:58,717 --> 00:40:01,413 I made this tea cake yesterday. 451 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,950 Could you slice it for me, please? 452 00:40:04,156 --> 00:40:05,783 Swans, of course, are. 453 00:40:05,991 --> 00:40:08,858 - Are what? - Monogamous. 454 00:40:09,061 --> 00:40:11,621 - They are? - Unremittingly. 455 00:40:11,831 --> 00:40:14,129 You make them sound almost boring. 456 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,699 - I mean... - I know what you mean. 457 00:40:17,336 --> 00:40:20,931 - Roosters? - Not monogamous. 458 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,937 You've heard? 459 00:40:23,142 --> 00:40:27,636 - Do you find them boring? - Depends on the rooster. 460 00:40:27,847 --> 00:40:29,906 What about ducks? 461 00:40:30,115 --> 00:40:31,844 What about ducks? 462 00:40:32,051 --> 00:40:37,683 They're worse. They're promiscuous, and they are terribly indiscreet. 463 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:41,917 - I try not to make judgements. - About what? 464 00:40:42,127 --> 00:40:44,652 About whether or not somebody wants to... 465 00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:47,458 if you'll excuse the expression... 466 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,732 fuck a duck. 467 00:40:50,936 --> 00:40:54,201 Please don't misunderstand. I'm not recommending it. 468 00:40:54,406 --> 00:40:58,399 But I don't necessarily view it as a moral failure. 469 00:40:58,711 --> 00:41:01,942 No. I mean, no. How long were you married? 470 00:41:02,147 --> 00:41:06,208 Dearie, I am married, although he died 12 years ago. 471 00:41:06,418 --> 00:41:08,750 I am married. 472 00:41:11,490 --> 00:41:13,390 Haven't we forgotten something? 473 00:41:13,692 --> 00:41:15,717 Yes. Forks. 474 00:41:15,928 --> 00:41:18,453 If I'd known I was going to live to 86... 475 00:41:18,764 --> 00:41:21,426 I wouldn't have let the maid go. 476 00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:24,128 You like it? 477 00:41:24,336 --> 00:41:26,327 Very much. 478 00:41:26,539 --> 00:41:29,007 Michael did it. 479 00:41:31,911 --> 00:41:35,677 - Back when he played football. - Does he still paint? 480 00:41:35,881 --> 00:41:38,941 I don't think so. I doubt he has the time. 481 00:41:39,151 --> 00:41:41,210 He's so busy... 482 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:44,184 in other places... 483 00:41:44,390 --> 00:41:47,154 pursuing other things... 484 00:41:47,359 --> 00:41:49,884 if you'll excuse the expression... 485 00:41:50,095 --> 00:41:52,427 other ducks. 486 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:57,298 Other ducks. 487 00:42:04,076 --> 00:42:06,840 But I'm not sure Michael is a duck. 488 00:42:07,947 --> 00:42:10,381 He does a pretty good imitation of one. 489 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,915 Sometimes I feel he's desperate. 490 00:42:13,118 --> 00:42:15,552 Impostors are usually desperate to behave... 491 00:42:15,854 --> 00:42:17,913 like what they know they're not. 492 00:42:18,123 --> 00:42:19,385 But as a duck... 493 00:42:19,592 --> 00:42:24,029 I have no doubt he's very credible and highly energetic. 494 00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:29,324 You're worried about him? 495 00:42:29,535 --> 00:42:32,561 I didn't say I was worried about him. 496 00:42:32,871 --> 00:42:36,363 I hope you won't turn out to be one of those irritating women... 497 00:42:36,575 --> 00:42:39,942 who think they can read minds. 498 00:42:43,048 --> 00:42:44,913 Okay. I'm worried. 499 00:42:45,517 --> 00:42:46,717 Why? 500 00:42:46,819 --> 00:42:48,480 I just... 501 00:42:48,787 --> 00:42:51,585 I just want him to have what I had. 502 00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:55,792 I've been lucky. I always knew what I wanted. 503 00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:58,520 He's settling down, isn't he? 504 00:43:02,835 --> 00:43:08,068 Michael may just be the ugly duckling who doesn't know he's a swan. 505 00:43:08,273 --> 00:43:12,903 He thinks he's a duck. He'll probably continue to behave like a duck... 506 00:43:13,112 --> 00:43:15,910 until he finds another swan. 507 00:43:17,016 --> 00:43:20,417 Maybe he's found one. 508 00:43:26,091 --> 00:43:28,992 I'm quite sure he's found one. 509 00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:20,930 Five o'clock. 510 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:24,974 - You must go? - Yes. 511 00:45:27,379 --> 00:45:29,370 - May I...? - Thank you. 512 00:45:29,581 --> 00:45:31,606 Thank you. 513 00:45:36,522 --> 00:45:38,513 I wore this when I was married. 514 00:45:38,724 --> 00:45:40,123 Beautiful. 515 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,458 Well, off you go. 516 00:45:48,066 --> 00:45:51,593 These petals are supposedly the hands... 517 00:45:51,804 --> 00:45:54,295 of a Polynesian princess. 518 00:45:54,506 --> 00:45:57,168 It's been hanging around for 62 years... 519 00:45:57,376 --> 00:45:59,367 and it's still holding together. 520 00:45:59,578 --> 00:46:03,309 I wish I could say the same for myself. 521 00:46:09,755 --> 00:46:11,450 We'll see you soon. 522 00:47:55,227 --> 00:47:58,754 We've got an hour and a half before the plane. 523 00:48:00,165 --> 00:48:03,396 - Shuffleboard? Bingo? - Bingo? 524 00:48:03,602 --> 00:48:05,365 Forget the bingo. 525 00:48:05,570 --> 00:48:08,164 It was a good day. Thanks. 526 00:48:08,373 --> 00:48:11,240 You're right. I'd better go pack. 527 00:48:38,370 --> 00:48:41,339 We're heading into a rough sea. 528 00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:50,345 Mike, let's forget the plane. We have two days. 529 00:49:54,646 --> 00:49:58,343 - Will he be at the gate? - IKen? 530 00:49:58,550 --> 00:49:59,778 Yeah. 531 00:50:01,453 --> 00:50:03,648 - Lynn? - Yeah. 532 00:50:07,259 --> 00:50:09,921 Excuse me, what would you like for lunch? 533 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:17,229 - I'm not gonna have anything. - Neither will I. 534 00:50:17,436 --> 00:50:19,529 - All right. - Thank you. 535 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:25,502 - Did you say something? - No. 536 00:50:37,255 --> 00:50:38,722 Ladies and gentlemen... 537 00:50:38,924 --> 00:50:40,755 we'll be on the ground shortly. 538 00:50:40,959 --> 00:50:44,622 The temperature in New York is 41 degrees. 539 00:50:45,664 --> 00:50:48,633 Let me take this opportunity to thank you for flying with us. 540 00:50:48,834 --> 00:50:51,268 If you travel to our part of the world... 541 00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:53,563 we look forward to seeing you again. 542 00:50:54,339 --> 00:50:56,432 It's about that time. 543 00:51:14,693 --> 00:51:18,288 Excuse me, it's time to put up your seat. 544 00:51:19,731 --> 00:51:21,096 Thank you. 545 00:51:32,611 --> 00:51:35,375 Well, it won't be long now. 546 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,712 - Happy? - What? 547 00:51:46,124 --> 00:51:48,888 - What makes you happy? - You're embarrassing me. 548 00:51:49,094 --> 00:51:51,892 - Is that an embarrassing question? - What makes you happy? 549 00:51:52,097 --> 00:51:54,065 Embarrassing you. 550 00:51:56,801 --> 00:52:00,464 I'm happy when I don't want to be anyplace but where I am. 551 00:52:00,672 --> 00:52:02,037 You happy now? 552 00:52:11,449 --> 00:52:15,112 You know I've never been faithful to anyone in my life. 553 00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:25,687 - Is your father alive? - My father? 554 00:52:25,897 --> 00:52:27,421 No. 555 00:52:27,632 --> 00:52:31,432 - Why? - What would he say to you about me? 556 00:52:31,636 --> 00:52:34,127 He'd say, "You're hung up on a guy... 557 00:52:34,439 --> 00:52:38,432 because you cruised around Bali Hai for 3 days? Isn't that nutty?" 558 00:52:38,643 --> 00:52:41,134 It's nutty to get hung up on a guy like that. 559 00:52:41,446 --> 00:52:44,074 - It is? - It's crazy. 560 00:52:44,382 --> 00:52:47,715 You don't know if the guy likes kids. 561 00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:52,887 See? The subject never even came up. 562 00:52:56,061 --> 00:52:58,427 It should. 563 00:53:08,873 --> 00:53:11,671 I mean, if you really want to... 564 00:53:11,876 --> 00:53:13,076 Take a chance? 565 00:53:16,448 --> 00:53:18,848 Take a chance on this guy. 566 00:53:21,419 --> 00:53:23,182 Make him wait. 567 00:53:23,488 --> 00:53:25,786 Make him get his life in order. 568 00:53:25,991 --> 00:53:29,085 Even maybe go so far as to find his own job. 569 00:53:32,497 --> 00:53:34,897 How long should I make him wait? 570 00:53:37,469 --> 00:53:39,164 Three months? 571 00:53:41,106 --> 00:53:42,903 - Three months? - Three months. 572 00:53:43,108 --> 00:53:45,906 If he's worth it, he'll be there. 573 00:53:47,679 --> 00:53:48,976 Where will you be... 574 00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:51,910 on May 8th at 5:02 p. m.? 575 00:53:59,724 --> 00:54:01,624 We'll land in a few minutes. 576 00:54:01,826 --> 00:54:04,522 - Want to think it over? - Do you? 577 00:54:04,729 --> 00:54:06,094 Absolutely not. 578 00:54:10,635 --> 00:54:12,660 Top of the Empire State Building? 579 00:54:12,871 --> 00:54:16,432 It's not the tallest building anymore, but you can't miss it. 580 00:54:16,641 --> 00:54:19,132 May 8th, 5:02 p. m.? 581 00:54:34,592 --> 00:54:36,560 - Nervous? - Oh, yeah. 582 00:54:52,877 --> 00:54:54,310 Look... 583 00:54:54,612 --> 00:54:57,137 If one of us doesn't show... 584 00:54:57,349 --> 00:55:02,013 we won't pester each other, okay? No phone calls, no contact. 585 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:04,882 All or nothing. We'll never speak again. 586 00:55:05,090 --> 00:55:08,287 All right. If you're not there, I'll understand. 587 00:55:08,593 --> 00:55:10,788 If you're not, I'll understand. 588 00:55:10,995 --> 00:55:12,326 I'll be there. 589 00:55:17,535 --> 00:55:19,230 Do you like kids? 590 00:55:19,537 --> 00:55:20,970 Yeah. 591 00:55:22,807 --> 00:55:25,139 - Terry! - What? 592 00:55:26,711 --> 00:55:28,542 I like watching you move. 593 00:55:28,747 --> 00:55:30,146 Good. 594 00:55:30,348 --> 00:55:32,816 I like watching you move. 595 00:55:33,017 --> 00:55:35,008 You go first. 596 00:55:37,255 --> 00:55:38,882 Okay. 597 00:55:41,726 --> 00:55:44,194 - Here he comes. - There he is, let's go. 598 00:55:44,396 --> 00:55:47,593 Make sure we get both of them. 599 00:55:47,799 --> 00:55:49,562 Let's set a wedding date right now. 600 00:55:49,768 --> 00:55:51,030 Over here! 601 00:55:51,236 --> 00:55:52,601 Lynn, give us a date. 602 00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:56,240 - How about another kiss? - Give us a commitment, Mike! 603 00:55:58,943 --> 00:56:01,207 A little closer together. 604 00:56:02,213 --> 00:56:04,909 Terry! Terry, over here. 605 00:56:05,917 --> 00:56:10,354 Lynn, is it true you're part of a group trying to buy NBC? 606 00:56:13,758 --> 00:56:16,283 Lynn, when will you give Mike his own show? 607 00:56:16,594 --> 00:56:18,789 Will Mike be on your April special? 608 00:56:18,997 --> 00:56:20,828 Charlie, get the bags. 609 00:56:21,032 --> 00:56:23,193 Okay, let's get out of here. 610 00:56:26,738 --> 00:56:29,901 Get back to me about the Dallas affiliate problem. 611 00:56:30,108 --> 00:56:31,700 Great. 612 00:56:32,844 --> 00:56:35,813 How was your trip? 613 00:56:36,014 --> 00:56:38,175 Trip... 614 00:56:38,383 --> 00:56:41,079 We have to talk about that? 615 00:56:41,286 --> 00:56:44,585 - Mr. Edwards is on the phone. - Thank you. 616 00:56:44,789 --> 00:56:46,017 Hello? 617 00:56:47,692 --> 00:56:48,920 Not interested. 618 00:56:49,127 --> 00:56:50,355 Next? 619 00:56:51,329 --> 00:56:53,593 I don't need another bank. 620 00:56:53,798 --> 00:56:57,666 I've got banks falling over each other to get in on this deal. 621 00:56:58,303 --> 00:57:01,898 If they're that eager... 622 00:57:02,106 --> 00:57:05,598 and they want to have lunch with me, I'll listen. 623 00:57:05,810 --> 00:57:09,906 What else? No, tell Hong IKong they can wait. 624 00:57:10,114 --> 00:57:12,344 Just tell them they can wait. 625 00:57:12,650 --> 00:57:15,881 We've got enough for three months, six months. 626 00:57:26,264 --> 00:57:28,425 Miss MclKay? 627 00:57:28,733 --> 00:57:31,702 Miss MclKay, may I have the key to your bags? 628 00:57:31,903 --> 00:57:34,371 Annie, don't unpack. 629 00:58:18,173 --> 00:58:20,300 What? If you wanted limousines... 630 00:58:20,509 --> 00:58:24,275 you should've stayed with Lynn. That'll go in the back. 631 00:58:24,647 --> 00:58:26,342 You bring gas money? 632 00:58:27,283 --> 00:58:29,217 Oh, okay. 633 00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:31,249 Now I got it. 634 00:58:31,453 --> 00:58:34,513 All I was asking for was a reason. You changed your mind. 635 00:58:34,723 --> 00:58:37,214 - We don't need to talk about it. - Good. 636 00:58:57,613 --> 00:58:59,274 That's what Campbell's soups are: 637 00:59:03,752 --> 00:59:06,915 Lou, can you take something from the 5th take... 638 00:59:07,222 --> 00:59:10,521 and combine it with something from the 16th take? 639 00:59:15,197 --> 00:59:16,769 That's what Campbell's soups are: 640 00:59:18,334 --> 00:59:20,393 Good job. 641 00:59:27,409 --> 00:59:28,981 That's what Campbell's soups are: 642 00:59:31,647 --> 00:59:33,376 - Ed was good. - Ed was great. 643 00:59:33,582 --> 00:59:35,641 That's a wrap, ladies. 644 00:59:35,851 --> 00:59:39,252 Terry, can I speak to you for a second? 645 00:59:39,722 --> 00:59:42,850 - Are you coming? - See you later. 646 00:59:43,158 --> 00:59:45,149 Ed was great. 647 00:59:49,298 --> 00:59:51,632 - Dinner at his place? - A weekend in the country. 648 00:59:51,834 --> 00:59:53,263 - The Hamptons? - The Vineyard. 649 00:59:53,435 --> 00:59:54,766 Did you say yes? 650 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:56,369 No. 651 00:59:56,772 --> 01:00:00,230 What do you do for money when you're not singing about soup? 652 01:00:00,442 --> 01:00:03,434 - Good question. - I have an idea if you're interested. 653 01:00:03,645 --> 01:00:07,376 We're persona non grata at Weaver Productions. So what? 654 01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:10,814 If you're meant to be with Lynn, you'll end up with Lynn. 655 01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:14,512 I'm with you on this. Let's let nature take its course. 656 01:00:14,723 --> 01:00:16,588 - You want to call her? - No. 657 01:00:16,792 --> 01:00:19,386 I was joking anyway. 658 01:00:24,767 --> 01:00:26,735 It's Sheldon, your accountant! 659 01:00:26,935 --> 01:00:29,563 What a surprise. What are the chances of that? 660 01:00:29,772 --> 01:00:33,264 - How you doing? - It's been a while. 661 01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:36,672 I haven't seen you since '89 when we got audited. 662 01:00:36,879 --> 01:00:41,009 Uncle Sam said we couldn't deduct a $60,000 Porsche as an office. 663 01:00:41,316 --> 01:00:43,750 I told him it had a phone. 664 01:00:43,952 --> 01:00:47,183 It's perfect that you came by because... 665 01:00:47,389 --> 01:00:50,199 we were just discussing some big career changes for Mike. 666 01:00:50,259 --> 01:00:53,854 Maybe this would be a good time to review his financial status. 667 01:00:54,063 --> 01:00:55,792 TV not working out? 668 01:00:55,998 --> 01:00:59,229 The Lynn thing is not going great. 669 01:00:59,435 --> 01:01:01,494 What's the next move? 670 01:01:01,703 --> 01:01:03,830 I'm not sure. 671 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:06,030 You have a pretty healthy nut here. 672 01:01:06,341 --> 01:01:09,799 You got the leases on the houses, the lease on the car. 673 01:01:10,012 --> 01:01:13,539 Restaurant bills. Did you ever consider eating at home? 674 01:01:13,749 --> 01:01:15,649 What do I have in reserve? 675 01:01:15,851 --> 01:01:18,285 I'm not sure what you mean by "reserve." 676 01:01:18,487 --> 01:01:21,285 I've had some good years. 677 01:01:21,490 --> 01:01:24,482 Yes, but that was before me, Mike. 678 01:01:24,693 --> 01:01:27,526 Remember the fried chicken? We lost a bundle. 679 01:01:27,729 --> 01:01:30,027 That was great chicken. 680 01:01:30,332 --> 01:01:32,892 If any chicken had a chance of taking off... 681 01:01:33,102 --> 01:01:36,367 You've never been an aggressive saver. 682 01:01:36,572 --> 01:01:38,870 That was never important to you. 683 01:01:40,275 --> 01:01:42,971 What happens if I... 684 01:01:43,278 --> 01:01:48,841 - If I, like, simplified my life? - Give up Call Waiting? 685 01:01:49,051 --> 01:01:53,283 Get rid of the guy who takes care of your house while you're on the road? 686 01:01:53,489 --> 01:01:57,255 Get rid of me? You can do your own taxes, pay your own bills. 687 01:01:57,459 --> 01:01:59,484 When did you last write a check? 688 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:04,292 You don't even know what a stamp costs. 689 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,799 Good. Very subtle. Would you give us a few minutes? 690 01:02:10,806 --> 01:02:12,501 I don't know what a stamp costs. 691 01:02:12,708 --> 01:02:16,940 Who needs to know that? You go to the post office and ask for one. 692 01:02:17,146 --> 01:02:18,738 They don't ask, "How much is it?" 693 01:02:18,947 --> 01:02:23,213 - Twenty-nine cents. - Twenty-nine? When did that happen? 694 01:02:24,386 --> 01:02:29,346 - What is the deal with you? - I want to simplify my life. 695 01:02:29,558 --> 01:02:34,291 When it comes to my life. But you have a great life. I love your life. 696 01:02:34,496 --> 01:02:35,696 It's my life, right? 697 01:02:35,898 --> 01:02:38,389 I want to wake up and be excited about what I do. 698 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,068 What makes you happy? What do you want? 699 01:02:41,370 --> 01:02:43,338 I don't know. 700 01:02:43,539 --> 01:02:45,734 Something to do with the game. 701 01:02:45,941 --> 01:02:49,502 - Paint. - Paint. 702 01:02:49,711 --> 01:02:54,512 I don't like what I've been doing. After a while, you forget. 703 01:02:54,716 --> 01:02:57,617 - What do you forget? - What it's like to love something. 704 01:02:57,819 --> 01:02:59,844 Really? 705 01:03:00,055 --> 01:03:03,821 I'm gonna set up a physical for you, if that's all right. 706 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,088 I never felt better in my life. 707 01:03:08,897 --> 01:03:11,695 Blue urban barn jacket? 708 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,925 Single dad, doctor. 709 01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:15,967 Father-IKnows-Best vest? 710 01:03:16,171 --> 01:03:18,696 Single dad, real estate. 711 01:03:18,907 --> 01:03:20,465 Single dad, lawyer. 712 01:03:20,676 --> 01:03:22,507 You don't care. 713 01:03:23,512 --> 01:03:25,070 I know. 714 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:28,076 - I do. - It's 10:00. 715 01:03:28,383 --> 01:03:32,410 Everybody, come to the middle! 716 01:03:34,089 --> 01:03:36,489 Say hello to someone new. 717 01:03:36,692 --> 01:03:39,388 This is her first day. Remember yours? 718 01:03:39,595 --> 01:03:42,723 Say hello to Terry! 719 01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:54,404 You're in. Let's go. 720 01:04:05,921 --> 01:04:09,379 Hey! Don't you get a special nostalgic rush... 721 01:04:09,591 --> 01:04:11,718 every time you eat at Chasen's? 722 01:04:11,927 --> 01:04:13,758 First it's Ron and Nancy, then... 723 01:04:13,962 --> 01:04:16,396 Two more bowls of borscht. Want some? 724 01:04:16,598 --> 01:04:20,432 Give me a couple more bowls. I could eat 100 of those. 725 01:04:20,636 --> 01:04:24,072 Then it's Sid Caesar, next day you see... 726 01:04:24,273 --> 01:04:25,797 I have something to tell you. 727 01:04:26,008 --> 01:04:29,239 Hold it. I got something more important. 728 01:04:29,544 --> 01:04:31,478 Willie Mays, 1954. 729 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,581 You know what this is worth? Neither do I. 730 01:04:34,783 --> 01:04:37,843 It's probably gone up $10 since we've been here. 731 01:04:38,053 --> 01:04:42,046 These guys get hundreds of dollars just to sign a baseball. 732 01:04:42,257 --> 01:04:45,852 They put Ernie Banks in a room with 10,000 baseballs... 733 01:04:46,061 --> 01:04:49,087 and let him go until his hand cramps. 734 01:04:49,298 --> 01:04:53,234 - You want me to sign footballs? - That's not what I meant. 735 01:04:53,535 --> 01:04:55,059 But it's not a bad idea. 736 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,795 Your autograph would sell like hotcakes. 737 01:04:58,006 --> 01:05:02,500 I'm talking about something bigger. Listen, this is huge. 738 01:05:02,711 --> 01:05:05,009 Home Shopping Network. 739 01:05:05,213 --> 01:05:06,976 You're not following me. 740 01:05:07,182 --> 01:05:11,676 I've talked to them. They'd give you a piece of the real estate. 741 01:05:11,887 --> 01:05:14,720 Five percent on every card, every ball... 742 01:05:14,923 --> 01:05:18,051 every jockstrap that you sell. 743 01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:23,029 You'd have fun. Talk to Mickey Mantle one day, then... 744 01:05:23,231 --> 01:05:26,064 Nellie Fox, Johnny Unitas. 745 01:05:26,268 --> 01:05:28,759 Nellie Fox is dead. He had cancer. 746 01:05:28,970 --> 01:05:30,460 I know that. 747 01:05:30,672 --> 01:05:33,766 I wasn't talking about Nellie Fox, the Nellie Fox. 748 01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:36,569 I was using that as a generic. 749 01:05:36,778 --> 01:05:39,144 You're not getting the point. 750 01:05:39,348 --> 01:05:41,680 - I ordered two. - I thought you were joking. 751 01:05:41,883 --> 01:05:43,680 You'll know when I'm joking. 752 01:05:43,885 --> 01:05:45,978 Sorry, I'll bring another. 753 01:05:46,188 --> 01:05:49,282 Would you buy a jock from this man? 754 01:05:50,292 --> 01:05:53,659 Look, that is not the average. 755 01:05:54,629 --> 01:05:57,097 I took a coaching job today. 756 01:06:01,169 --> 01:06:02,602 I took a coaching job. 757 01:06:03,238 --> 01:06:05,001 Great. 758 01:06:05,207 --> 01:06:06,640 A coaching job? 759 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:09,538 - Where? - Hillsboro State Teachers College. 760 01:06:12,547 --> 01:06:15,948 Boy, I'm not familiar with that institution. 761 01:06:16,151 --> 01:06:18,551 It's in western Pennsylvania between Erie... 762 01:06:18,754 --> 01:06:21,086 and Loretto Federal Penitentiary. 763 01:06:21,289 --> 01:06:23,655 Good place. 764 01:06:23,859 --> 01:06:26,987 God, what has happened to you? 765 01:06:27,195 --> 01:06:29,254 Then he starts with the DNA. 766 01:06:29,564 --> 01:06:32,533 He says it's the basic structure of life. 767 01:06:32,734 --> 01:06:34,531 It exists only to replicate itself. 768 01:06:34,736 --> 01:06:35,936 True. 769 01:06:36,138 --> 01:06:38,902 Which it does in a woman every 9 months, but in a man... 770 01:06:39,107 --> 01:06:42,770 it could replicate itself millions of times a day. 771 01:06:42,978 --> 01:06:45,811 He's trying to tell me DNA forces men... 772 01:06:46,014 --> 01:06:49,711 to screw around more than women. It forces them! 773 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:53,945 A guy dumb enough to tell me he'll screw around before he screws me... 774 01:06:54,156 --> 01:06:57,023 can take his DNA and replicate it up his ass. 775 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:03,158 But he's telling the truth. Sooner or later they all screw around. 776 01:07:03,365 --> 01:07:05,663 It's always the boys against the girls. 777 01:07:05,867 --> 01:07:08,392 The boys always try to run up the score. 778 01:07:08,703 --> 01:07:10,694 Look, I gotta go. All right? 779 01:07:10,906 --> 01:07:13,238 Friday. Right? 780 01:07:13,442 --> 01:07:15,410 Bye, babe. 781 01:07:19,648 --> 01:07:24,381 That makes you uncomfortable. Talking about men. 782 01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:27,917 - No. Why? - You never talk about them. 783 01:07:28,123 --> 01:07:30,091 What would I say? 784 01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:33,890 You never date them, either. 785 01:07:37,399 --> 01:07:41,836 If you have some other sexual preference, you can just say so. 786 01:07:42,037 --> 01:07:44,631 You're among friends. 787 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,734 Hey, thanks. And vice versa. 788 01:08:08,930 --> 01:08:10,761 All right! 789 01:09:21,603 --> 01:09:23,696 - Nice to see you again. - How are you? 790 01:09:23,905 --> 01:09:26,100 Would you take these to my room? 791 01:09:26,308 --> 01:09:31,211 Not the painting. Just leave that. I'm in a tiny touch of a hurry. 792 01:09:31,413 --> 01:09:36,112 There seems to have been a mistake. Don't you usually take a suite? 793 01:09:36,318 --> 01:09:39,014 No mistake. The cheaper the better. 794 01:09:44,859 --> 01:09:46,554 Come in. 795 01:09:49,264 --> 01:09:51,061 Now I get it. 796 01:09:51,266 --> 01:09:52,494 What? 797 01:09:52,801 --> 01:09:54,166 Come in. 798 01:09:58,139 --> 01:09:59,339 IKen! 799 01:09:59,874 --> 01:10:01,171 Hi... 800 01:10:06,514 --> 01:10:08,106 How are you? 801 01:10:09,150 --> 01:10:12,381 - You look good. - So do you. 802 01:10:12,587 --> 01:10:15,522 I'm in a hell of a rush. 803 01:10:15,824 --> 01:10:19,055 - What time is it? - It's 4:35. 804 01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:22,821 I found a few of your things at the apartment you might like. 805 01:10:23,031 --> 01:10:26,967 - Terry, can we talk? - I can't now. 806 01:10:27,168 --> 01:10:31,696 I was an idiot when you left. I still don't understand, but I'm sorry. 807 01:10:31,906 --> 01:10:35,774 No, you were very good about it. What time is it? 808 01:10:35,977 --> 01:10:41,005 Now? Well, it's 4:35 and 32 seconds. 809 01:10:41,216 --> 01:10:42,808 Where are you going? 810 01:10:43,018 --> 01:10:44,849 I can't be late. 811 01:10:45,053 --> 01:10:46,520 You're hopeless. 812 01:10:46,821 --> 01:10:49,221 Taxi! Taxi! 813 01:10:49,424 --> 01:10:51,415 Tony and Rebecca asked for you. 814 01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:53,787 - How are they? - They're fine. 815 01:10:53,995 --> 01:10:56,088 Taxi! I don't know how you're doing... 816 01:10:56,297 --> 01:10:58,959 but I'll tell them you look happy. 817 01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,294 Thanks. Tell them hello for me. 818 01:11:01,503 --> 01:11:03,869 I will. I'll call you, okay? 819 01:11:04,072 --> 01:11:06,267 - Where am I going? - Where are you going? 820 01:11:06,474 --> 01:11:08,942 Downtown. 821 01:11:09,144 --> 01:11:10,344 I'll call you. 822 01:11:10,545 --> 01:11:12,206 Empire State Building. 823 01:11:12,414 --> 01:11:17,351 This city's problem is traffic. Why do people murder and rob banks? 824 01:11:17,552 --> 01:11:20,043 Because they're frustrated, that's why. 825 01:11:20,255 --> 01:11:23,816 I could've been a ball player. Maybe not the majors, but the minors. 826 01:11:24,025 --> 01:11:26,084 Could you cut through the park? 827 01:11:26,294 --> 01:11:27,886 What? The park? 828 01:11:28,096 --> 01:11:30,860 The park is jammed, bumper to bumper. 829 01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:35,999 Michael Jordan's playing in the minors. 830 01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:38,138 What do you think they're paying him? 831 01:11:38,339 --> 01:11:39,829 Peanuts. 832 01:11:40,041 --> 01:11:41,372 How tall are you? 833 01:11:41,576 --> 01:11:43,373 You look tall for a woman. 834 01:11:43,578 --> 01:11:45,910 - What, 5' 10"? - There's no faster way? 835 01:11:46,114 --> 01:11:48,912 Helicopter. Maybe. 836 01:11:49,117 --> 01:11:52,450 I like tall women. Some men don't like tall women. 837 01:11:52,654 --> 01:11:57,114 Bureaucratic quagmire. IKnow how to eliminate the quagmire? 838 01:11:57,325 --> 01:12:00,192 Elect a mayor who's not a politician, that's how. 839 01:12:00,395 --> 01:12:03,694 - You know how to find one? - I'll get out here. 840 01:12:05,834 --> 01:12:07,267 Here you go. 841 01:12:08,570 --> 01:12:10,765 Lady, that's a 50. 842 01:12:11,005 --> 01:12:14,702 It's for you. I'm getting married, and I wanted you to know first. 843 01:12:15,009 --> 01:12:17,375 For a $42 tip, I... 844 01:14:13,294 --> 01:14:16,058 Miss MclKay, can you hear me? 845 01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:20,600 I'm Dr. Punch. 846 01:14:20,802 --> 01:14:23,828 I'll touch you and I want you to tell me if you feel it. 847 01:14:24,138 --> 01:14:26,800 It's important for you to remain still. 848 01:14:27,108 --> 01:14:30,441 If it's too painful to talk, just blink your eyes. 849 01:15:07,582 --> 01:15:09,413 Mr. Gambril! 850 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,249 You forgot this. 851 01:15:13,521 --> 01:15:17,321 I had to take off the wrapping, it was torn and damp. 852 01:15:20,194 --> 01:15:22,219 - You didn't forget it? - No. 853 01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:25,763 You just left this for housekeeping? 854 01:15:27,802 --> 01:15:31,329 I choose the pictures for the restaurant. 855 01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:38,202 I think it's very good. I'm not a critic, but I like it. 856 01:15:38,413 --> 01:15:40,643 - What do you like about it? - I don't know. 857 01:15:40,848 --> 01:15:46,150 It makes you wonder, is it a real place, is it a real person? 858 01:15:47,288 --> 01:15:49,222 - Is she? - Is she what? 859 01:15:49,424 --> 01:15:50,686 Real. 860 01:15:52,327 --> 01:15:53,589 I don't know. 861 01:15:54,362 --> 01:15:57,889 - Is it for sale? - It's yours. 862 01:15:58,199 --> 01:16:01,134 No, I couldn't. It must be worth something. 863 01:16:01,336 --> 01:16:03,804 Not to me. Thanks. 864 01:16:09,744 --> 01:16:13,271 Janet, Glenda and Dixie were all married to him... 865 01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:15,039 some at the same time. 866 01:16:15,249 --> 01:16:19,447 - Tough break. - I had to take her for an ultrasound. 867 01:16:22,590 --> 01:16:24,558 Wait, go back. 868 01:16:25,827 --> 01:16:29,729 Hawkeye offense moved the ball convincingly. 869 01:16:29,931 --> 01:16:31,865 The Buckeye defense slaughtered the... 870 01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:34,657 Where do they get a name like Buckeye? 871 01:16:34,869 --> 01:16:37,497 Where do they get "Rams" or "Trojans"? 872 01:16:37,705 --> 01:16:40,606 The Trojans? The mind reels. 873 01:16:40,808 --> 01:16:42,275 What is a Buckeye? 874 01:16:42,477 --> 01:16:44,240 Ohio's the Buckeye state. 875 01:16:44,445 --> 01:16:47,175 Do their eyes stick out like buck teeth? 876 01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:50,180 A buckeye is... 877 01:16:51,185 --> 01:16:52,914 What's a buckeye? 878 01:16:55,423 --> 01:16:57,323 A buckeye. 879 01:16:59,961 --> 01:17:02,953 Guys, I'm a little pooped. 880 01:17:03,564 --> 01:17:05,191 It's okay. Don't worry. 881 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,369 I have to go back to work anyway. 882 01:17:10,338 --> 01:17:12,499 I've got a meeting with a new group. 883 01:17:12,707 --> 01:17:15,972 You know what that's like. It'll be boring. 884 01:17:17,278 --> 01:17:19,178 Do you want this off? 885 01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:20,608 Please. 886 01:17:21,949 --> 01:17:24,645 Well... I'll call you. 887 01:17:24,852 --> 01:17:27,286 - Thanks. - IKen. 888 01:17:27,488 --> 01:17:29,922 I'll see you, Tina. Take care. 889 01:17:31,726 --> 01:17:34,422 You need anything else? 890 01:17:35,930 --> 01:17:38,228 So how's it with Mariel? 891 01:17:38,433 --> 01:17:42,563 Ariel. She's allergic to the dog. 892 01:17:42,770 --> 01:17:45,603 Hector's a Dandy Dinmont Terrier. He doesn't have dander. 893 01:17:45,807 --> 01:17:49,368 Yes, he does. She can live with it. 894 01:17:53,614 --> 01:17:57,641 - Do you mind if I ask you a question? - No. 895 01:18:00,354 --> 01:18:03,323 Have you been seeing anybody? 896 01:18:04,692 --> 01:18:06,284 Not lately. 897 01:18:06,494 --> 01:18:09,793 Of course. I mean, since we... 898 01:18:10,631 --> 01:18:12,258 No. 899 01:18:13,501 --> 01:18:16,470 I haven't been seeing anybody. 900 01:18:17,538 --> 01:18:19,836 You don't sound convinced. 901 01:18:23,511 --> 01:18:26,480 Boy, you're a tough nut to crack. Come here. 902 01:18:31,352 --> 01:18:32,580 Sorry. I can come back. 903 01:18:32,787 --> 01:18:35,517 It's all right, I'm just leaving. 904 01:18:35,723 --> 01:18:38,487 You know where I am if you need me. 905 01:18:38,693 --> 01:18:40,593 So call. 906 01:18:40,795 --> 01:18:42,057 I will. 907 01:18:43,064 --> 01:18:45,430 She's all yours. 908 01:18:48,936 --> 01:18:51,302 So, guess what? 909 01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:54,774 I can not only feel the sheet... 910 01:18:54,976 --> 01:18:58,844 but I have movement in my right leg. 911 01:18:59,413 --> 01:19:02,576 You can't see it, but I feel it... 912 01:19:03,618 --> 01:19:05,017 sometimes. 913 01:19:05,319 --> 01:19:08,652 We won't operate until we see if there's permanent damage. 914 01:19:08,856 --> 01:19:11,950 Can't you be more specific in some way? 915 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,390 How will that help? 916 01:19:19,634 --> 01:19:22,569 Can I tell you something I haven't told anyone? 917 01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:27,573 I want to keep this from someone. 918 01:19:29,343 --> 01:19:31,971 I don't want to see him until I can walk. 919 01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:18,074 Yes, Rau? 920 01:21:18,286 --> 01:21:21,449 She gave me this to send to you. 921 01:21:22,490 --> 01:21:26,187 She said it was for the young lady who was here with you. 922 01:21:26,494 --> 01:21:28,485 Thank you, Rau. 923 01:23:00,154 --> 01:23:01,587 Hello. 924 01:23:05,059 --> 01:23:07,687 Happy Holidays, Mr. Gambril. 925 01:23:07,895 --> 01:23:10,762 - Merry Chris... - Merry Christmas. 926 01:23:11,766 --> 01:23:14,530 - I got you something. - Oh, you shouldn't have. 927 01:23:14,735 --> 01:23:17,033 - Merry Christmas. - A hat. 928 01:23:17,238 --> 01:23:19,672 One size fits all? 929 01:23:19,874 --> 01:23:22,206 Walk with me. 930 01:23:23,811 --> 01:23:25,073 Thanks. 931 01:23:25,279 --> 01:23:28,373 - I've got good news and bad news. - What's the good news? 932 01:23:28,682 --> 01:23:31,845 - I got us a meeting with the Giants. - Giants? 933 01:23:32,052 --> 01:23:35,886 Let me amend that. I got a meeting with Tisch himself. 934 01:23:36,090 --> 01:23:39,184 He's a fan. We'll have lunch tomorrow. 935 01:23:39,393 --> 01:23:44,194 The best part is we talked about you being quarterback coach. 936 01:23:44,398 --> 01:23:46,389 Then he mentions offensive coordinator. 937 01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:48,849 - What's the bad news? - You might be successful. 938 01:23:48,869 --> 01:23:54,136 I know how hard that is for you to handle, but I'll see you through it. 939 01:23:54,341 --> 01:23:55,933 I need a drink. 940 01:24:04,652 --> 01:24:05,880 What are you doing? 941 01:24:06,086 --> 01:24:08,179 I have a table over here. 942 01:24:09,723 --> 01:24:13,887 Oh, it's Lynn Weaver! I can't believe that's Lynn Weaver. 943 01:24:14,695 --> 01:24:18,756 What are the chances of bumping into her? She looks great. 944 01:24:18,966 --> 01:24:20,957 She looks great. 945 01:24:21,168 --> 01:24:22,863 He's right, you look great. 946 01:24:23,771 --> 01:24:26,865 - So do you. - Thanks. 947 01:24:27,074 --> 01:24:29,338 Why don't you join us? 948 01:24:29,643 --> 01:24:32,441 All the art here is by celebrities, did you know that? 949 01:24:32,746 --> 01:24:34,714 This is a Phyllis Diller over here. 950 01:24:34,915 --> 01:24:37,907 And that was a Doug McClure in the other room. 951 01:24:38,118 --> 01:24:40,712 Evidently done during his blue period. 952 01:24:40,921 --> 01:24:45,949 They have a Howard Cosell next to a Don Meredith. They still clash. 953 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,993 It's in the next room. How'd he get you here? 954 01:24:49,196 --> 01:24:51,630 Using natural charm and seduction. 955 01:24:51,832 --> 01:24:56,963 - He does have that. - Thank you. Do you really mean that? 956 01:24:57,171 --> 01:24:59,162 You left your tux in my closet. 957 01:24:59,373 --> 01:25:02,900 There's a benefit tomorrow night. Should I send it over? 958 01:25:03,110 --> 01:25:05,135 That's a big Elke Sommer. 959 01:26:18,018 --> 01:26:20,179 Good night, y'all. 960 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,791 So, really, since when? 961 01:26:35,002 --> 01:26:38,335 Starting tonight. I want this to be your evening. 962 01:26:38,539 --> 01:26:40,871 I don't know where to go anymore. 963 01:26:57,424 --> 01:26:59,449 - Thank you very much. - Hello. 964 01:27:01,095 --> 01:27:02,392 Hello. 965 01:27:05,366 --> 01:27:07,357 That was Mike Gambril, wasn't it? 966 01:27:07,568 --> 01:27:09,331 I think so. 967 01:27:09,536 --> 01:27:12,596 He looked very good. This was terrific. 968 01:27:12,906 --> 01:27:14,134 Shall we go? 969 01:27:14,341 --> 01:27:16,104 Sure, let's go. 970 01:27:29,990 --> 01:27:32,254 What about tomorrow? 971 01:27:32,459 --> 01:27:34,552 - Tomorrow? - It's Christmas Eve. 972 01:27:34,862 --> 01:27:37,558 - Are you coming for dinner? - Is Ariel cooking? 973 01:27:37,865 --> 01:27:42,097 It's takeout from the Four Seasons. You're safe. 974 01:27:42,302 --> 01:27:44,133 Thanks, IKen. 975 01:27:44,905 --> 01:27:47,533 How about if I stop by? 976 01:27:47,841 --> 01:27:49,832 Let's talk tomorrow. 977 01:28:01,488 --> 01:28:02,978 Want to grab a bite? 978 01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:06,250 No, thanks. I don't think so. 979 01:28:08,028 --> 01:28:11,327 I guess this wasn't such a great idea after all. 980 01:28:14,068 --> 01:28:16,127 I don't know. 981 01:28:16,336 --> 01:28:18,861 Merry Christmas, Lynn. 982 01:28:19,073 --> 01:28:21,200 Merry Christmas, Mike. 983 01:28:39,893 --> 01:28:41,622 No kidding! 984 01:28:41,929 --> 01:28:43,920 - Look at that! - How are you? 985 01:28:44,131 --> 01:28:48,067 You know who this guy is? Mike Gambril. 986 01:28:48,268 --> 01:28:50,099 No kidding. 987 01:29:42,156 --> 01:29:45,717 - Thanks, guys! - Merry Christmas, Miss MclKay. 988 01:29:46,026 --> 01:29:49,553 - Merry Christmas to you, Monica. - You recognized me. 989 01:29:49,763 --> 01:29:51,993 - Just a wild guess. - Open this one. 990 01:29:52,199 --> 01:29:57,102 This is the best Christmas ever. Oh, thanks, Lori! 991 01:30:03,110 --> 01:30:06,102 It's sort of a quiet Christmas. 992 01:30:06,313 --> 01:30:08,076 Exactly. 993 01:30:08,282 --> 01:30:11,410 You know something, I like it better quiet. 994 01:30:11,618 --> 01:30:14,485 Absolutely. Thanks, Dorothy. 995 01:30:14,688 --> 01:30:18,954 - Call me if you need anything. - All right, I will. Thanks. 996 01:30:19,159 --> 01:30:22,060 I'll be right upstairs. 997 01:30:22,262 --> 01:30:24,423 Hello. 998 01:30:24,631 --> 01:30:27,099 - Mike? - Hello, Terry. 999 01:30:30,704 --> 01:30:32,103 Good to see you. 1000 01:30:32,306 --> 01:30:36,299 It's good to see you too. You feeling all right? 1001 01:30:37,044 --> 01:30:38,671 Yeah. I'm just... 1002 01:30:39,379 --> 01:30:40,579 catching up. 1003 01:30:40,681 --> 01:30:42,308 Good, good. 1004 01:30:45,385 --> 01:30:46,613 It's been a long time. 1005 01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:49,550 Yes, it has, hasn't it? 1006 01:30:50,657 --> 01:30:52,318 It is good to see you. 1007 01:30:54,061 --> 01:30:55,551 You said that. Could I...? 1008 01:30:55,762 --> 01:30:58,060 Yes, please do. 1009 01:30:58,265 --> 01:31:00,028 Thanks. 1010 01:31:01,368 --> 01:31:03,563 I'll just be a minute. 1011 01:31:04,571 --> 01:31:08,337 - You don't mind? - Of course not. 1012 01:31:09,109 --> 01:31:11,100 Good, good. 1013 01:31:22,789 --> 01:31:26,247 I bet you're wondering how I got here. 1014 01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:30,089 I was looking through a phone book for a man named McBride... 1015 01:31:30,297 --> 01:31:33,528 and I ran across the name "T. MclKay." 1016 01:31:33,734 --> 01:31:35,326 I said to myself: 1017 01:31:35,535 --> 01:31:39,062 "Could that possibly be Terry MclKay, my old friend?" 1018 01:31:39,273 --> 01:31:42,470 - It was. - And then I said to myself: 1019 01:31:42,676 --> 01:31:47,670 "I wasn't very nice to her. I had an appointment with her, and I... 1020 01:31:47,881 --> 01:31:49,849 didn't keep it." 1021 01:31:50,150 --> 01:31:52,550 - You didn't? - No. 1022 01:31:52,753 --> 01:31:54,220 No. 1023 01:31:55,255 --> 01:32:01,421 So then I said to myself... I talk to myself quite a lot these days. 1024 01:32:01,628 --> 01:32:04,222 "That's not a nice way to treat a friend. 1025 01:32:04,431 --> 01:32:06,194 I have to apologize to her." 1026 01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:09,995 If one doesn't keep an appointment, shouldn't they apologize? 1027 01:32:10,270 --> 01:32:11,703 Yes. 1028 01:32:11,905 --> 01:32:13,896 Yes, you're absolutely right. 1029 01:32:14,107 --> 01:32:17,508 The least people can do is say they're sorry. 1030 01:32:18,578 --> 01:32:19,875 So here I am. 1031 01:32:21,615 --> 01:32:25,415 - That's very sweet. - I thought so. 1032 01:32:28,055 --> 01:32:29,852 I've often wondered about you. 1033 01:32:30,157 --> 01:32:32,216 - Have you really? - Yes, really. 1034 01:32:32,426 --> 01:32:36,328 I've wondered about you, too. You weren't angry? 1035 01:32:36,530 --> 01:32:38,657 You must have been at first. 1036 01:32:38,865 --> 01:32:40,389 I was. I was. 1037 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:42,659 At first, I was furious. 1038 01:32:42,869 --> 01:32:46,828 I said, "He can't do this to me. Who does he think he is?" 1039 01:32:47,140 --> 01:32:50,632 - Did you wait long? - Yes, I waited. I waited until... 1040 01:32:50,844 --> 01:32:53,210 Midnight? 1041 01:32:54,314 --> 01:32:57,181 - Then what? - I got really mad. 1042 01:32:57,384 --> 01:33:00,182 You can just imagine, being up there... 1043 01:33:00,387 --> 01:33:02,150 In a thunderstorm. 1044 01:33:04,358 --> 01:33:06,383 - In a thunderstorm? - Yeah. 1045 01:33:08,962 --> 01:33:10,793 What did you say? 1046 01:33:10,998 --> 01:33:14,195 Then I said, "Why don't you just go home and get drunk?" 1047 01:33:14,401 --> 01:33:17,131 - But you didn't. - I didn't? 1048 01:33:17,337 --> 01:33:19,567 You just took one little drink... 1049 01:33:19,773 --> 01:33:22,173 every hour for about two months. 1050 01:33:22,376 --> 01:33:23,673 Can you blame me? 1051 01:33:23,877 --> 01:33:25,902 Not at all. No. 1052 01:33:26,213 --> 01:33:28,943 The least I could've done was send you a note. 1053 01:33:30,484 --> 01:33:34,887 Maybe by the time you thought of it, you couldn't find me. 1054 01:33:35,188 --> 01:33:39,249 But certainly you swore that if you ever saw me again you'd ask. 1055 01:33:43,330 --> 01:33:48,461 No. We said if we could make it, we'd be there. 1056 01:33:48,668 --> 01:33:52,331 If one of us didn't show up, there must be a good reason. 1057 01:33:52,539 --> 01:33:55,804 - Did we say that? - Yes, that's exactly what we said. 1058 01:33:56,009 --> 01:33:58,204 Like what, for instance? 1059 01:33:59,246 --> 01:34:02,909 So there'll be no more questions asked, I hope. 1060 01:34:04,017 --> 01:34:05,484 Thirsty? 1061 01:34:12,726 --> 01:34:13,988 Thank you. 1062 01:34:14,294 --> 01:34:16,228 Thank you, Mike. 1063 01:34:21,435 --> 01:34:22,663 Isn't this wonderful? 1064 01:34:22,869 --> 01:34:25,235 I walk over here just to... 1065 01:34:25,439 --> 01:34:28,875 Now I'm not even supposed to ask why you weren't there. 1066 01:34:29,076 --> 01:34:32,443 - It doesn't seem fair, does it? - I know. 1067 01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:36,371 I don't know what it is. 1068 01:34:36,583 --> 01:34:39,245 When I'm with you, I just... 1069 01:34:40,620 --> 01:34:44,317 - No wedding ring. - No. 1070 01:34:45,425 --> 01:34:48,622 I thought when I saw you last night... 1071 01:34:48,829 --> 01:34:50,353 No. 1072 01:34:50,564 --> 01:34:52,225 He was just... 1073 01:34:52,432 --> 01:34:53,922 No. 1074 01:34:55,769 --> 01:34:57,498 Sorry. 1075 01:34:59,906 --> 01:35:01,897 So how are you? 1076 01:35:02,109 --> 01:35:04,441 You can ask questions? 1077 01:35:06,413 --> 01:35:09,473 I thought everything was fine till I saw you last night. 1078 01:35:09,683 --> 01:35:13,847 Then I knew there must be something between us, even if only an ocean. 1079 01:35:14,054 --> 01:35:15,578 So I got a ticket. 1080 01:35:16,590 --> 01:35:18,182 Where are you going? 1081 01:35:18,525 --> 01:35:19,924 Away. 1082 01:35:23,530 --> 01:35:25,054 - When? - Tonight. 1083 01:35:25,365 --> 01:35:28,391 Unless I can get an earlier flight. 1084 01:35:39,546 --> 01:35:40,877 Well... 1085 01:35:43,083 --> 01:35:44,983 You're happy, aren't you? 1086 01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:48,383 And you? 1087 01:35:48,588 --> 01:35:50,818 I don't know. Sometimes I... 1088 01:35:51,024 --> 01:35:53,959 I worry about the future, what people will think of me. 1089 01:35:54,161 --> 01:35:58,029 That they'll say, "What happened to him? He's a mess." 1090 01:35:58,331 --> 01:36:02,062 - "He doesn't really like women." - Why would they say that? 1091 01:36:02,369 --> 01:36:06,305 Because every woman he meets, he says: 1092 01:36:06,506 --> 01:36:10,374 "Where will you be in three months? Meet me in three months." 1093 01:36:10,577 --> 01:36:12,841 - And they're there? - Everywhere. 1094 01:36:13,046 --> 01:36:15,879 Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty, everywhere. 1095 01:36:16,082 --> 01:36:18,983 Just waiting. Waiting. 1096 01:36:19,186 --> 01:36:21,154 Where is he? 1097 01:36:23,089 --> 01:36:24,920 Waiting. 1098 01:36:27,694 --> 01:36:29,787 Want to change the subject? 1099 01:36:34,034 --> 01:36:36,434 Merry Christmas. 1100 01:36:36,636 --> 01:36:40,037 I almost forgot. 1101 01:36:43,043 --> 01:36:46,706 Who would've thought we'd spend Christmas together? 1102 01:36:46,913 --> 01:36:51,077 - I brought you a present. - I wish I had something for you. 1103 01:36:51,384 --> 01:36:53,352 I didn't expect anything. 1104 01:36:53,553 --> 01:36:56,021 It's not really a Christmas present. 1105 01:37:08,868 --> 01:37:12,429 So that's why my letters came back. 1106 01:37:12,639 --> 01:37:15,904 Well, I'd have sent it to you, but I... 1107 01:37:16,109 --> 01:37:18,839 didn't know your address till today. 1108 01:37:29,556 --> 01:37:31,956 She wanted you to have it. 1109 01:37:37,530 --> 01:37:38,963 Anyway... 1110 01:37:39,966 --> 01:37:41,524 That's why I... 1111 01:37:55,081 --> 01:37:56,946 Goodbye, Terry. 1112 01:37:59,486 --> 01:38:00,919 Goodbye, Mike. 1113 01:38:30,717 --> 01:38:33,584 You know, I painted you wearing that. 1114 01:38:33,820 --> 01:38:36,516 I wish you'd seen it. It was good. 1115 01:38:40,393 --> 01:38:45,763 I left it at the hotel. They hung it in the restaurant... 1116 01:38:45,965 --> 01:38:49,901 and there was a young woman who came in and really liked it. 1117 01:38:50,103 --> 01:38:54,096 They told me she kept trying to buy it so I said: 1118 01:38:54,307 --> 01:38:59,210 "Just give it to her because she wants the damn thing so much." 1119 01:39:00,780 --> 01:39:04,716 They said she didn't seem like she had a lot of money... 1120 01:39:04,918 --> 01:39:08,183 and not only that, they told me she was... 1121 01:39:18,898 --> 01:39:20,661 She was... 1122 01:39:22,736 --> 01:39:24,226 When is your flight? 1123 01:39:24,537 --> 01:39:26,596 I said, "By all means... 1124 01:39:26,806 --> 01:39:32,335 give it to her because I never took any money for paintings and it was... 1125 01:39:32,645 --> 01:39:34,579 Christmas season, ho-ho-ho. 1126 01:39:35,181 --> 01:39:36,944 So I... 1127 01:40:18,324 --> 01:40:22,021 Oh, Mike, don't look at me like that. 1128 01:40:22,228 --> 01:40:24,059 Why didn't you tell me? 1129 01:40:31,638 --> 01:40:35,335 If anything had to happen to one of us... 1130 01:40:35,642 --> 01:40:38,042 why did it have to be you? 1131 01:40:40,814 --> 01:40:44,215 It was my own fault. I was looking up. 1132 01:40:44,417 --> 01:40:46,715 I knew you were there. 1133 01:40:50,990 --> 01:40:52,218 Don't worry, Mike. 1134 01:40:52,425 --> 01:40:54,689 It doesn't have to be a miracle. 1135 01:40:54,894 --> 01:40:57,328 If you can paint, I can walk. 1136 01:41:02,635 --> 01:41:05,229 Anything can happen, don't you think? 1137 01:41:13,012 --> 01:41:14,707 Come here.