1 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:22,500 Please help me. - That bitch is top heavy. 2 00:00:22,713 --> 00:00:26,659 Stay off her ass! - Fingering is allowed, right? 3 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,167 With one finger then? -Ray! 4 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:36,545 We dump her at the ER, just like we do after shootings. 5 00:00:36,755 --> 00:00:39,706 What are you supposed to do with her anyway? I wanted to fuck her. 6 00:00:39,921 --> 00:00:41,628 She's possessed, Ray. - Possessed? 7 00:00:41,838 --> 00:00:44,623 With spinning heads and green vomit? 8 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:47,409 Or possessed like Kanye when he is photographed? 9 00:00:47,629 --> 00:00:50,296 Drive like you don't want to get ticketed! - I'm dying of fines! 10 00:00:50,504 --> 00:00:56,003 Look! Wrong crossing! Eating unpaid grapes! 11 00:00:56,213 --> 00:00:59,873 Shaving my dog's balls in public. Driving with hands loose. 12 00:01:00,086 --> 00:01:02,871 I can't help it. It's so delicious. 13 00:01:03,086 --> 00:01:06,452 Arguments with mothers... all her fault! - I think she's waking up! 14 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:09,703 Take it and hit her hard in the head! 15 00:01:09,919 --> 00:01:14,043 I don't do that! - Then I'll beat the hell out of her! 16 00:01:15,919 --> 00:01:17,116 Kisha, then resist! 17 00:01:17,336 --> 00:01:21,993 You wouldn't do that otherwise! I saw what a sissy you are! 18 00:01:22,211 --> 00:01:25,327 What does she mean? - Brown worker! 19 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,790 Man, she's possessed! - You bet! 20 00:01:28,836 --> 00:01:32,664 He grabs you from behind! - That sounds very suspicious. 21 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:36,408 Have you been in jail? Did they get to you? 22 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:39,743 Not nice to me. I took them back hard. 23 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:45,080 By virtue of the power vested in me while I was locked up... 24 00:01:45,293 --> 00:01:47,201 Who are you? - Reverend Williams. 25 00:01:47,418 --> 00:01:51,826 She's doing a great job, man. And I can imitate 'The Butler'. 26 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:53,785 'I'm here for the Boss. I serve the Boss.' 27 00:01:54,002 --> 00:01:54,949 Who are you? 28 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:58,782 Forest Whitaker. From that movie where he hadn't shit in the cake. 29 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,204 I'm not talking to you, but against Kisha! 30 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:04,118 You're not going to let that bitch win, are you? 31 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:12,696 She breathed in my face... bird flu, that's contagious! 32 00:02:12,916 --> 00:02:18,450 She fainted! Hurry to the hospital! Ray? 33 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:33,744 Kisha? 34 00:02:37,249 --> 00:02:39,239 Ray? 35 00:02:43,165 --> 00:02:47,110 That cognac works well. I don't feel anything at all! 36 00:02:47,331 --> 00:02:50,578 I think Kisha is dead. - Nice! Get out. 37 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:56,620 We've never been here. - I completely agree with you. 38 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:59,614 Deuces! - We're ghost hunters! 39 00:03:06,663 --> 00:03:08,570 ONE YEAR LATER 40 00:03:09,288 --> 00:03:12,903 I don't know about this house. - You say that about every house. 41 00:03:13,121 --> 00:03:16,949 There's something creepy about this house, which gives me the creeps... 42 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:21,985 as if something bad had happened. - I'm in love with this house. And on you. 43 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,527 You let the vagina do the work again. - If you have to. 44 00:03:25,745 --> 00:03:27,203 And I am weak. 45 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:29,698 Disgusting... 46 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:35,199 What we do is disgusting, but if you talk to the whole class, is it cool? 47 00:03:35,412 --> 00:03:38,943 Give me that camera, you spoiled brat! The middle finger, huh? Creatively. 48 00:03:39,161 --> 00:03:41,448 Give her some space; it's just a phase. 49 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:45,572 A whore phase, yes. Then look; she eats it up. 50 00:03:45,787 --> 00:03:46,700 Stop! 51 00:03:46,911 --> 00:03:50,573 Speaking of phases. - He just has a fantasy boyfriend. 52 00:03:50,786 --> 00:03:53,654 How's it going, kid? Would you like to help me? 53 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:55,740 Great! - Friend of mine! 54 00:03:56,952 --> 00:03:59,701 Sorry, but I can't do it. - What do you mean? 55 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:03,322 Tony says, 'Drop dead, I'm not your slave!' 56 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:07,778 Is that fantasy boyfriend black? Quite progressive. 57 00:04:07,994 --> 00:04:10,742 Why don't you go play with that friend? 58 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,151 That sounds fun! 59 00:04:15,368 --> 00:04:18,283 Tripping me isn't fun, Tony. 60 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,859 Sexy, you know. Give me a kiss. 61 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:25,529 Let's piss off your ancestors. 62 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:34,149 In 2013, a mixed relationship is not an issue. - Tell that to those black girls. 63 00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:40,482 'Go away! He stood that flat, you can't lick that pale woman!' 64 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:45,772 'And those thin lips? Look like lemon slices!' 65 00:04:45,992 --> 00:04:48,776 'Really, it really makes sense nothing!' 66 00:04:49,159 --> 00:04:51,444 Come, Shiloh Junior, good dog. 67 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,441 I can't believe you got that dog Shiloh Junior mentions. 68 00:04:54,657 --> 00:04:59,694 He didn't want to listen to Shiloh II or Shiloh The Sequel... 69 00:04:59,907 --> 00:05:03,355 so it became Shiloh Junior. Come on, boy! 70 00:05:03,574 --> 00:05:07,614 Are you filming this? - Why the obsession with cameras? 71 00:05:07,906 --> 00:05:10,146 You can never have enough cameras. 72 00:05:10,365 --> 00:05:14,737 Ready to see your new home, Shiloh Junior? 73 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:18,314 Don't make me put on my deep voice! 74 00:05:19,906 --> 00:05:21,482 What does that animal have? 75 00:05:26,698 --> 00:05:29,400 Keep breathing, I'm calling 911! 76 00:05:29,906 --> 00:05:33,354 Call 911 and tell them it's a white dog! 77 00:05:33,739 --> 00:05:35,481 I feel his pulse. 78 00:05:35,697 --> 00:05:37,605 Breathe! Like this! 79 00:05:40,822 --> 00:05:43,311 My back, damn it! 80 00:05:43,739 --> 00:05:44,900 Help me! 81 00:05:49,613 --> 00:05:51,853 My dog ​​is a pancake! 82 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,063 I need a pump! 83 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:03,144 It works! 84 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,648 I'll see you at the hospital! 85 00:06:13,695 --> 00:06:15,317 The hospital is that way! 86 00:06:16,154 --> 00:06:18,820 So young, and never a chance to lick his balls. 87 00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:21,517 I'm fine. 88 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:24,776 I am happy with the time I have got to spend with Shi... 89 00:06:24,986 --> 00:06:28,103 Every time I hear the name Shi... 90 00:06:35,236 --> 00:06:37,522 Shiloh! 91 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:41,893 It hurts so much! 92 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:45,939 I feel it everywhere... 93 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:53,102 Time to say goodbye. 94 00:06:55,359 --> 00:06:57,350 Shiloh! 95 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,813 Junior... 96 00:07:10,317 --> 00:07:14,310 You can store a lot of condoms in there. - I hate you intensely. 97 00:07:14,525 --> 00:07:17,642 That's what your father said too; that's why he's gone. 98 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:21,437 What have you got there? - A chest I found in the basement. 99 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,475 He shouldn't go back to the previous owner? 100 00:07:23,691 --> 00:07:26,938 Then they would have taken it with them. 101 00:07:27,442 --> 00:07:30,641 Becky, I'm not your father. 102 00:07:30,858 --> 00:07:33,606 I'm the guy who loves your mother. 103 00:07:33,816 --> 00:07:39,480 I suggest you keep that box, As long as you're a little nicer from now on, okay? 104 00:07:39,691 --> 00:07:42,689 For your mother? - Best. 105 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,356 That's going well. 106 00:07:46,691 --> 00:07:52,140 How are you, amigo? - Everything kits, hombre? 107 00:07:52,356 --> 00:07:54,062 I don't speak Spanish... 108 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:59,144 Just kidding! I always do that with niggers. Nothing to worry about. 109 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:00,932 Did he just say 'nigger'? - How's it going, man? 110 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:05,223 We just moved here and perhaps you can include us in your itinerary? 111 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:08,602 Are you serious? I live here! This is my house! 112 00:08:08,814 --> 00:08:14,478 Excuse me! I saw your clothes and the equipment and I thought... 113 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:17,888 As a Mexican, I must be José! - Is that so? 114 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:20,675 My name is Miguel! - Is that your truck? 115 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:23,183 Indeed, yes! - Who is José then? 116 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:26,063 That's my middle name. Would you like to guess my last name? 117 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:28,760 You're here now! - No idea... Rodriguez? 118 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,598 That's racist! - He asked me, right? 119 00:08:31,813 --> 00:08:33,602 I'm taking the piss out of you! 120 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:39,643 For the record: my name is Miguel José Jesus Gonzalez Smith. 121 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:43,136 Your last name is Smith? 122 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:45,973 I am Mexican on my mother's side. 123 00:08:46,187 --> 00:08:49,020 Then why is there Gonzalez on the truck? 124 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,799 Would you trust your garden? to a 'Smith'? 125 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:54,971 That's true. My name is Malcolm. 126 00:08:55,185 --> 00:08:58,349 And your last name must be Johnson? - That's racist again! 127 00:08:58,561 --> 00:09:01,179 Am I right? - Absolutely right. 128 00:09:02,352 --> 00:09:04,758 Nice, man. - It's my pleasure. 129 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,766 I'll mow your lawn on Tuesday. 130 00:09:06,977 --> 00:09:10,094 I am an ethnic gardener. 131 00:09:10,436 --> 00:09:13,387 Stay strong, negrito! Watch out, güera! 132 00:09:14,144 --> 00:09:17,473 Are you teasing me? Is that an invitation? 133 00:09:17,685 --> 00:09:20,434 Just a quickie... one, two, done. 134 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,385 What is that? 135 00:09:22,602 --> 00:09:24,224 That's Abigail. 136 00:09:24,435 --> 00:09:29,424 I found her in this closet. - Just put it back. She's scary. 137 00:09:29,643 --> 00:09:31,799 We look alike. - Same eyes and braids. 138 00:09:32,018 --> 00:09:33,759 No, not on the bed! 139 00:09:48,851 --> 00:09:52,429 How are you? You're certainly not saying anything, are you? 140 00:09:53,391 --> 00:09:55,961 You're stupid, girl. 141 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,718 Don't you want this? 142 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:02,055 I'm not allowed to play with it, but you are. 143 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:06,298 Are you biting my lip? Take it! 144 00:10:06,515 --> 00:10:11,303 You like it! You almost came! 145 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,211 A little piece in it... 146 00:10:21,849 --> 00:10:23,590 Look! 147 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:29,676 Tasty, right? Bite the pillow! 148 00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:34,802 Lick my ass! 149 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:39,552 Look at her licking! 150 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,512 You taste like shit. Tasty! 151 00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:46,175 Are you taking the pill? Or do you want to little doll babies? 152 00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:49,552 With your eyes or mine? I want to see splinters! 153 00:10:52,472 --> 00:10:53,585 Never mind. 154 00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:55,629 I want to cry! 155 00:11:01,554 --> 00:11:03,758 Don't look, eyes closed. Wait a minute. 156 00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:09,838 This side is wet with soap, this one is dry. I'll clean you up. 157 00:11:10,054 --> 00:11:13,585 I leaked a little. But not really cumming. 158 00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:17,797 What do you mean ovulation? Don't worry so much. 159 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:27,635 Honey, we're home! - You have to run! 160 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,130 Malcolm? 161 00:11:32,636 --> 00:11:33,750 Honey, where are you? 162 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,759 Away! I'm upstairs! 163 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,676 You have to go! 164 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,672 Damn! 165 00:11:55,843 --> 00:11:58,757 'Just Hanging Out...' 166 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,548 Sounds a bit tame, but oh well. 167 00:12:08,051 --> 00:12:11,630 I don't think this is correct. 168 00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:13,963 Want to download the manual? 169 00:12:50,298 --> 00:12:53,794 I've seen a lot but that was insane. 170 00:12:54,632 --> 00:12:58,043 'A demon type wants a family hang it in the backyard.' 171 00:12:58,256 --> 00:13:02,202 “I have to hide this from Megan and the children. Is it any wonder it turned me on?' 172 00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:05,125 'Why is my cock standing standing up in my jeans?' 173 00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:14,503 Hello? 174 00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:19,416 Twinkle little star... - Who am I talking to? 175 00:13:19,922 --> 00:13:21,747 With the devil! 176 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:33,374 What an ugly bastard. 177 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:35,744 Is that Steven Tyler? 178 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:41,373 The same tree! 179 00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:47,617 Kisha? 180 00:13:53,128 --> 00:13:56,161 What are you doing now? I almost beat the shit out of you! 181 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,542 You shouldn't sneak up on me like that. 182 00:13:59,753 --> 00:14:04,789 You just need some sound maken als je eraan komt. 183 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:07,041 Just let us know you're coming. 184 00:14:07,253 --> 00:14:09,409 You look like you saw a ghost. 185 00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:12,117 Heb ik ook, geloof ik. 186 00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:14,955 Do I look like a ghost? - What do you mean? 187 00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:17,206 Ben ik soms te bleek? 188 00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:21,875 Kan ik niks aan doen! Or should I sometimes get skin cancer in the sun? 189 00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:26,908 Then I get wrinkles and chemo and I'm going to be a bald, wrinkly soot! 190 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,750 Is dat wat je wilt? 191 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,034 I don't want a bald soot joke! 192 00:14:31,252 --> 00:14:36,289 I don't want a bald soot as a wife; one Morgan Freeman is enough! 193 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,702 And Obama isn't getting any better either! 194 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:43,615 Please don't do it! 195 00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:49,039 I'm going to meditate on my inner self to get it in order. 196 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,118 What do you mean? I didn't do anything anyway... 197 00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:05,197 Walk towards the light! - Bedtime... 198 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,786 How are you dressed up? Are we going out? 199 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,163 Something formal? Pajama party? - Just go to bed. 200 00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:17,241 You need to become more relaxed in our relationship; just wear sweatpants. 201 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,536 My God... 202 00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:20,946 you are naked. 203 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:26,949 Beats. I love that. I want to be naked all day. 204 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,369 But that would be impractical. 205 00:15:29,582 --> 00:15:33,742 You have a job. You can't be naked take the bus or go to Starbucks. 206 00:15:33,957 --> 00:15:36,445 Why not? - If you spill coffee, it's hot. 207 00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:40,077 That leaves scars or it will burn your nipples away. 208 00:15:40,915 --> 00:15:46,993 The camera's on, honey. - Nice. Film me from my good side. 209 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:52,028 What? Are you serious? I'll grab you in every corner. 210 00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,734 That scary doll scares my cock. 211 00:15:56,955 --> 00:16:01,197 Let her watch. - Love it when you say nasty things. 212 00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:08,987 I need fresh fluids. 213 00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:13,118 Only after the second round. 214 00:16:18,954 --> 00:16:21,241 That was wild. - Come here, Malcolm. 215 00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:23,741 Not ready yet? 216 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,202 Now it is. Ready for round 3? - For God's sake... 217 00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:43,238 You have to train hard for such things. - The gong sounds. Time for round 4. 218 00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:48,572 My young man is exhausted. My corner throws in the towel. 219 00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:53,075 I need doping as we continue. Wait, no! 220 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:59,072 She almost tears me to pieces. 221 00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:04,654 Strangulation sex? Do you like that? 222 00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:07,108 Don't be such a sissy! 223 00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:09,655 Or do you want this? 224 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:15,198 Just like a blindfold, only you get it no breath! Does it feel like dying? 225 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,609 That thing moved. 226 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,699 Only you can't breathe... 227 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,651 That thing was watching! 228 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,023 Who was watching? 229 00:17:25,242 --> 00:17:27,032 You should watch it! 230 00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:30,481 My God... -Did you see that? 231 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,987 How could I miss that? - I thought I was going crazy! 232 00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:38,616 I'm fat as hell! What a blubber ass! Miss Piggy! 233 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,153 What do you mean? 234 00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:41,860 You would film me from my good side. 235 00:17:42,076 --> 00:17:46,696 I did too. You have to Now see that nice ass. 236 00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:51,861 I'm black and we like a fat person ass. That was a compliment, you know. 237 00:17:52,074 --> 00:17:55,736 I get it. You hate me vagina so... too wide, surely? 238 00:17:55,948 --> 00:17:59,279 It hangs a bit, but if you look good aim, it is still quite narrow on the inside. 239 00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:04,941 I have two children! You thought that they came from the stork? 240 00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:09,565 You're walking around 9 months pregnant, and then you are stretched from below... 241 00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:11,689 unbelievable! 242 00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:17,062 I think your vagina is quite sweet. - Delete that recording or never have sex again. 243 00:18:17,281 --> 00:18:19,272 If you put it that way. - Delete that recording! 244 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,480 I already knew it. - I want to see you do it. 245 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:24,151 I'm busy. - Now! 246 00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:29,780 I love your vagina! He isn't too spacious! It sounds delicious too! 247 00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:32,359 Like a blown up speaker! 248 00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,733 Just like W. Ferse's bebop! 249 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:48,109 Who is that? Abigail? 250 00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:49,684 A website? 251 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,773 'Has a relationship with Malcolm Johnson'? 252 00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:58,190 I only caught it once! 27,000 hits? What do we get now? 253 00:18:59,612 --> 00:19:01,982 I fucked the wrong bitch. 254 00:19:02,196 --> 00:19:07,611 She hacked my cell phone. She's stalking me! 255 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,026 She's crazy! 256 00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:16,105 I need to take it a step further my cameras. Bathroom, computers... 257 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:22,186 toy animals, mouths and asses! Everywhere! I'll hit back hard! 258 00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:25,068 Kitchen... 259 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,227 I see you! 260 00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:29,526 Perfect. 261 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,691 And his ass too. 262 00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:33,610 Extremely sharp... 263 00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:39,185 I told you, cameras everywhere. 264 00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:43,024 Becky, shall we play hide and seek? - Fuck off! 265 00:19:43,235 --> 00:19:44,348 So that means 'no'. 266 00:19:44,568 --> 00:19:48,479 A blindfold? From your mother's room, huh? 267 00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:55,732 What your mother and I are up to! She ties me up and then she licks my... 268 00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,391 Tony likes that too. - Well... 269 00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:01,015 I'll put it on and then we'll start. 270 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,891 One, two, three... first hand clap! 271 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,519 Come on, clap. 272 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,888 I'm warm... I smell you... 273 00:20:14,108 --> 00:20:17,936 You smell like a child, worms, coins and poop... 274 00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:25,603 Can't we just play tag? 275 00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:28,850 Wyatt? 276 00:20:29,858 --> 00:20:32,180 Where are you, you little brat? 277 00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:40,145 Third clap. 278 00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:48,928 I got you, Wyatt. 279 00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,560 I win! You took off your blindfold! 280 00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,763 You're right, Tony. Malcolm is crazy. 281 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,434 Take your camera, loser. 282 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:01,557 I'd like to learn how to start a fire. 283 00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:06,561 What was that then? 284 00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:09,226 I dare swear... 285 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,178 I got you! 286 00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:22,389 Are you crazy or something? What is this? 287 00:21:22,605 --> 00:21:25,140 Malcolm... - Honey? 288 00:21:25,647 --> 00:21:29,343 You shouldn't sneak up on brothers. Then you'll get your ass kicked. 289 00:21:29,563 --> 00:21:32,431 It was a joke. - Are you okay? 290 00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:38,844 'Cause I hit you right! I would Would love to see a repeat. 291 00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:42,096 You went down like a sore thumb. 292 00:21:49,937 --> 00:21:52,259 Please help me. 293 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,385 I hope this works. 294 00:21:57,311 --> 00:21:59,680 What kind of thing is that? 295 00:22:01,602 --> 00:22:04,056 That's not human. 296 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,592 That was weird. 297 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,638 Damn... 298 00:22:51,724 --> 00:22:54,296 Gotcha! - Not true. 299 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,099 Bullshit! 300 00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:14,011 Becky, this is your box... - What? 301 00:23:14,224 --> 00:23:18,596 I want you to touch me... 302 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:22,632 Okay. 303 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:29,803 Not that box... 304 00:23:35,306 --> 00:23:40,639 You know I love you and the kids? And that I will protect you? 305 00:23:43,763 --> 00:23:46,003 What was that? 306 00:23:47,888 --> 00:23:50,342 That! - The wind? 307 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:53,718 The windows are closed! 308 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:58,254 That was a ghost or a demon. Or a demon pregnant with a spirit. 309 00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:02,500 This is fun. 310 00:24:02,846 --> 00:24:07,088 I'm going to wear that all the time, all day long. 311 00:24:07,721 --> 00:24:11,418 What if it's a burglar? - Should that get you excited? 312 00:24:11,637 --> 00:24:15,547 Either way it's terrifying. - Not all burglars are scary. 313 00:24:15,762 --> 00:24:20,384 It's a burglar or a ghost! You just shoot them upside down. 314 00:24:20,595 --> 00:24:23,297 And if he makes one more move, shoot you again. 315 00:24:23,512 --> 00:24:27,173 That seems a bit rude to me. What are you going to do? - I'll fix this. 316 00:24:27,387 --> 00:24:29,294 How? - I'll shoot it up. 317 00:24:29,512 --> 00:24:32,214 You can't just shoot people! 318 00:24:43,302 --> 00:24:44,215 Becky? 319 00:24:45,052 --> 00:24:47,801 What is this...Becky! 320 00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:49,248 Becky! 321 00:24:53,176 --> 00:24:57,549 Give me something! - A fly swatter? 322 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:06,247 This is disgusting. That sound is horrible. 323 00:25:06,468 --> 00:25:07,747 Use this! - Give here! 324 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,291 Here! - Give here! 325 00:25:21,092 --> 00:25:24,754 Get rid of that thing! I have an idea! 326 00:25:25,676 --> 00:25:28,211 Bitch, why don't you move? Damn! 327 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,917 See? This is a good idea. 328 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,752 Good night, Becky. 329 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:37,208 Good night, darling. 330 00:25:42,632 --> 00:25:46,079 What is this? - A tea party. 331 00:25:46,298 --> 00:25:50,588 Don't you want to do something manly outside? Playing football? 332 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,245 Not really. 333 00:25:54,632 --> 00:25:56,954 Not there! That's Tony's chair. 334 00:25:57,173 --> 00:26:00,290 My bad, Tony. 335 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,543 Tony says, "No problem, bitch." Do you want tea? 336 00:26:06,215 --> 00:26:08,170 Best. 337 00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:14,076 As for your boyfriend Tony... 338 00:26:14,297 --> 00:26:19,001 I don't think he is such a good influence. Got it? 339 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:26,291 That's pure vodka! -Tony calls it tea. 340 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,876 And he drinks a lot of tea. 341 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:33,710 You must break this friendship. -Tony doesn't think that's a good idea. 342 00:26:33,922 --> 00:26:40,498 Just tell him you're not friends be more. End of discussion! 343 00:26:42,962 --> 00:26:45,913 On second thought, you have something beautiful together. 344 00:26:46,129 --> 00:26:49,625 I'm going down where there are fewer chairs. 345 00:26:50,628 --> 00:26:54,076 This is not good. It's happening again. 346 00:26:54,295 --> 00:26:56,333 It really happens. 347 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,661 What now? 348 00:27:01,711 --> 00:27:03,369 Who's there? 349 00:27:11,711 --> 00:27:13,667 Hello? 350 00:27:15,545 --> 00:27:17,748 That's scary. 351 00:27:19,128 --> 00:27:22,742 Just run away! Just knocking on my door here... 352 00:27:24,128 --> 00:27:25,869 Damn! 353 00:27:26,419 --> 00:27:28,326 I have a knife! 354 00:27:39,668 --> 00:27:41,493 'Do you miss me?' 355 00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:43,118 Abigail... 356 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,827 We have to talk. 357 00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:53,621 This is a mistake. We've gone too far. 358 00:27:53,834 --> 00:27:58,123 'Do you miss me? ' At Megan's house? Are you crazy or something? 359 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:02,197 I take responsibility on me. My bad. 360 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:05,035 It's a cliché, but I was wrong. 361 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,413 You knew I had a girlfriend! 362 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:12,405 I would prefer you and Megan. 363 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:16,204 And preferably too my toys. 364 00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:20,411 I'm trying to solve it, but... you're not making it easy for me. 365 00:28:20,874 --> 00:28:22,331 I swear... 366 00:28:25,624 --> 00:28:28,373 Do you see what you're doing to me? 367 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:32,327 You're lucky I don't hit women. 368 00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:40,579 Enough! 369 00:28:42,248 --> 00:28:45,743 Damn... I didn't touch you... 370 00:28:45,998 --> 00:28:49,279 We disappear from each other's lives. I'm done. 371 00:28:54,955 --> 00:28:56,910 Make no mistake... 372 00:28:57,122 --> 00:28:59,906 After this time it's over. 373 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:02,487 Do you want one more time? 374 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,952 Hello, Malcolm? - Professor Wilde, how are you? 375 00:29:12,163 --> 00:29:15,943 Good that you reached out. - What am I dealing with? 376 00:29:16,162 --> 00:29:20,108 The creature you described is a demon. 377 00:29:20,705 --> 00:29:23,619 A rare and obscure creature from Babylonian times... 378 00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:27,111 one Anghoul. He's a cheater. 379 00:29:27,329 --> 00:29:30,363 There's a chance that you met him before. 380 00:29:30,579 --> 00:29:33,576 Have you had any paranormal before? had experiences? 381 00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:35,658 About a year ago. 382 00:29:36,036 --> 00:29:39,282 This is much worse than expected... 383 00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:46,529 I thought there was a shooting! 384 00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:50,690 Thai food! Seasoned inside, double spiced out! 385 00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:55,034 Scientifically impossible! - I can smell you all over here! 386 00:30:00,869 --> 00:30:03,985 I only hire the very best. -Are those tits? 387 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:07,153 Ladies, we make meth, not children's aspirin. 388 00:30:07,368 --> 00:30:14,075 All stories are about Anghouls attempts to enter our world... 389 00:30:14,285 --> 00:30:18,278 as possession, or as spirit, intended for children's eyes only... 390 00:30:18,493 --> 00:30:22,487 or as an antique object that attracts hypersensitive people. 391 00:30:22,701 --> 00:30:25,237 So something is coming behind me and my family. 392 00:30:25,451 --> 00:30:29,658 That's exactly what I'm saying. Jessica, your tit is hanging in the speed! 393 00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:32,154 Good luck. I have to 'Breaking Bad' crackdown. 394 00:30:44,575 --> 00:30:46,897 Tonight you will drown. 395 00:30:50,241 --> 00:30:51,817 Not again... 396 00:30:55,824 --> 00:30:57,814 Then sink. 397 00:31:00,116 --> 00:31:02,402 Costs me another leather jacket! 398 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:06,319 If so... and now you're drowning! 399 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,562 Are you drowning! 400 00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:12,819 Prepare yourself for hell! 401 00:31:13,448 --> 00:31:14,989 That hurt! 402 00:31:19,323 --> 00:31:20,484 This isn't over yet! 403 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:26,686 Is Anghoul the same demon what Kisha was possessed of? 404 00:31:27,656 --> 00:31:33,522 When will the Republicans lose their do they control and curse at Obama? 405 00:31:33,738 --> 00:31:39,154 When will they stop Scary Movies without the Wayans? Those suck! 406 00:31:47,904 --> 00:31:49,610 What do we get now? 407 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,732 Steroids, bitch! 408 00:32:23,945 --> 00:32:26,611 You're looking for moth today with the wrong nigger! 409 00:32:30,902 --> 00:32:33,272 Put it down! What are you doing? 410 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:38,142 I come into the hallway, there is one scary box with something living inside! 411 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,642 And I knew it was fatal! So I killed it! 412 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:46,564 Honey, it was a gift! - But it's not Christmas. 413 00:32:47,484 --> 00:32:48,265 Kwanzaa? 414 00:32:48,484 --> 00:32:53,437 You were so upset when Shiloh Junior died that we thought... 415 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:02,519 Don't look. - My God! Wyatt, to your room! 416 00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:06,430 I killed a baby. I think it's still breathing. 417 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:10,099 You are so crazy. - He's still breathing. 418 00:33:10,316 --> 00:33:13,314 I have to help him out of his misery! 419 00:33:24,899 --> 00:33:26,606 Becky? 420 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:31,640 Let's see what's in that box. 421 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,684 That stinks! 422 00:33:38,898 --> 00:33:41,303 What are you doing? - Nothing. 423 00:33:41,523 --> 00:33:43,727 Do you know there are blue faces stand on your pillows? 424 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:46,724 Don't touch my box! -Would you like to calm down a bit? 425 00:33:46,939 --> 00:33:49,642 No, I want you to stay away from my box! 426 00:33:49,856 --> 00:33:52,889 Do you really have to say 'box' so loudly? - What's happening here? 427 00:33:53,106 --> 00:33:56,553 Nothing. We just play. With dolls. 428 00:33:56,772 --> 00:33:59,308 Malcolm was just touching my box. 429 00:33:59,522 --> 00:34:03,385 Is this true? - Just for a moment. 430 00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:08,642 It stunk! Rancid... just smell it. That she can play with that! 431 00:34:08,856 --> 00:34:12,268 He had two fingers in my little box, mom. 432 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,344 Don't lie. Baby, there is nothing small about her box. 433 00:34:16,564 --> 00:34:19,266 He's huge! I can putting my whole fist in. 434 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,348 I was only in it for a second. He's crazy big. 435 00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:25,763 You said, 'No means no!' And that's what I said. 'No!' 436 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,061 Indeed. - Take a break. 437 00:34:29,855 --> 00:34:32,686 She's trying to frame me badly! 438 00:34:32,895 --> 00:34:37,054 Where is the hidden camera? He must be here somewhere! 439 00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:40,966 I know there is. You try to annoy me! Can I speak to you for a moment? 440 00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:43,805 Right now. - There's something strange going on here. 441 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:49,222 Wyatt used to be the apple of my eye. We had a close bond. 442 00:34:49,437 --> 00:34:51,841 When my dog ​​died, he helped me, yes? 443 00:34:52,061 --> 00:34:57,975 But lately he's been talking and playing no more with me! And that Tony? 444 00:34:59,644 --> 00:35:02,393 You're crazy, Tony. - You don't believe that... 445 00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:06,098 Have you seen that? Look! Did you miss that? 446 00:35:06,311 --> 00:35:12,058 Forget him. Becky. There's something there in that old box that drives her crazy! 447 00:35:12,269 --> 00:35:15,516 She sleeps with it, she eats with it, she even goes to the toilet with it! 448 00:35:15,727 --> 00:35:19,342 Who shits with a box? in his hand? Insane! 449 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,257 And by that you mean that I am a bad mother? 450 00:35:23,476 --> 00:35:25,800 Where are you going? Guard! 451 00:35:26,019 --> 00:35:28,554 If you were a little less critical... 452 00:35:28,768 --> 00:35:31,386 she wouldn't hurt her carry in a box. 453 00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:34,882 This isn't about me! - It's always about you! 454 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:39,094 'You're too fat, a bad parent, you like blacks because of their big cocks!' 455 00:35:39,475 --> 00:35:40,884 Like I hear you. 456 00:35:41,434 --> 00:35:44,004 Do you see this? That's not normal! 457 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:47,057 She's just trying to get attention! 458 00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:51,212 As a baby she cried all day in her crib... 459 00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:54,384 until she finally realized that I wouldn't pick her up! 460 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,965 If you were a parent you would know that this was called the 'crying method'! 461 00:35:58,183 --> 00:36:00,090 Then pick up that little bitch! 462 00:36:00,308 --> 00:36:06,884 She has to learn something too. Understand you me now? That's called parenting. 463 00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:09,848 Mother of the Year. - Thank you. 464 00:36:11,849 --> 00:36:14,633 That crazy doll scratched my car! 465 00:36:14,974 --> 00:36:19,216 Someone ruined your car! - You don't know anyone with a garage, do you? 466 00:36:19,432 --> 00:36:23,426 Despite the prejudices, have not all Mexicans have a garage. 467 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,219 As if we all have pimped out cars with bells and whistles? 468 00:36:27,432 --> 00:36:29,635 Do you think I have 6 children? and my whole family lives at home? 469 00:36:29,847 --> 00:36:33,627 Who chase Chihuahuas and making burritos? Look at the neighborhood! 470 00:36:33,847 --> 00:36:36,761 I didn't think so at all! My car just needs to be made! 471 00:36:36,972 --> 00:36:41,380 I'm kicking your ass, man! You're on your feet so quickly! 472 00:36:41,597 --> 00:36:47,795 My cousin Chucho can do anything. And avoid those crazy bitches. I have to go home. 473 00:36:48,722 --> 00:36:50,878 Where has she gone now? 474 00:36:51,722 --> 00:36:53,877 Take care! - Where are you going? 475 00:36:54,096 --> 00:36:58,718 We're going to get some Chihuahuas. - That's racist! 476 00:37:00,346 --> 00:37:06,627 I moved across the street. Nice and quiet and perfect for haunting. 477 00:37:09,054 --> 00:37:15,086 I don't even know your name. - Kisha? How is this possible? 478 00:37:15,304 --> 00:37:17,674 You two know each other? 479 00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:25,425 Do you remember that boyfriend who told me? left for dead? That's it. 480 00:37:27,137 --> 00:37:28,877 Painful... 481 00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:36,169 I'll leave you alone for a while, and thanks for the coffee. 482 00:37:36,886 --> 00:37:40,086 Malcolm, nice to see you again. 483 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:43,047 Later, Malcolm. 484 00:37:45,761 --> 00:37:47,467 Really and truly? 485 00:37:47,968 --> 00:37:50,422 Why didn't you ever say anything about her? 486 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,791 I wanted to forget that period. 487 00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:55,924 What do you mean? She was goddamn beautiful. 488 00:37:56,135 --> 00:37:59,049 She was okay. - Okay? 489 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:01,795 She had nice legs. - Legs? 490 00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:06,086 Skinny ass, but... - Butt. And this? 491 00:38:06,301 --> 00:38:10,045 It wasn't a punishment to fuck her. 492 00:38:10,259 --> 00:38:13,423 But she was crazy, almost possessed! 493 00:38:13,634 --> 00:38:17,959 You mean possessive. - No, that bitch was possessed. 494 00:38:18,551 --> 00:38:20,790 First, she was quite verbally abusive. 495 00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:25,500 Hey, honey, what's for dinner? - Lick your mother's pussy, asshole! 496 00:38:27,424 --> 00:38:31,963 Like she gave up everything. But I could her dragged along to relationship therapy. 497 00:38:32,174 --> 00:38:36,333 Dr. Rousch, me and my girlfriend are going through difficult times. 498 00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:40,838 She doesn't communicate with me. No matter what I do, she just sits there. 499 00:38:42,466 --> 00:38:45,795 And she growls a little. - I hear that. 500 00:38:46,007 --> 00:38:50,297 She gets upset about the littlest one things. Like crucifixes or questions. 501 00:38:50,506 --> 00:38:52,000 Is that so, Kisha? 502 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,878 Is there a recipe for 'Crazy Woman'? 503 00:38:58,090 --> 00:39:05,461 I'm sorry. It sounds terrible. - It wasn't all bad. 504 00:39:05,673 --> 00:39:09,038 Wait, I'm coming. - Shut up, you son of a bitch! 505 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,252 You knocked a tooth out of my mouth! 506 00:39:14,922 --> 00:39:18,999 Whose ass is this, huh? - From the devil! 507 00:39:21,797 --> 00:39:23,788 Now it just gets too strange. 508 00:39:24,006 --> 00:39:26,671 Look at me, damn it! 509 00:39:29,463 --> 00:39:33,291 My God! That was great! 510 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:39,168 You make my toes curl. One by one. 511 00:39:39,463 --> 00:39:43,621 Seriously, Malcolm? - You know what they say about crazy people. 512 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:47,373 Too fast? 513 00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:57,413 There's something about that box. And I'm going to find out. 514 00:39:58,378 --> 00:40:01,376 What is that little pervert doing now? 515 00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:06,170 That's very strange! 516 00:40:08,337 --> 00:40:09,533 Real? 517 00:40:12,586 --> 00:40:17,492 What kind of tooth fairy is this? That little boy needs a father. 518 00:40:17,711 --> 00:40:23,459 “Dear Diary, Joey has me today deflowered. That's not entirely true.' 519 00:40:23,669 --> 00:40:31,039 'I already had sex with 17 boys, but only anal, so that doesn't count.' 520 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,458 "I've sucked a lot of cocks." 521 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:40,408 “I stopped counting after the blowjob party at Ashley. There were like 40 boys there.' 522 00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:43,458 She has no bones in her neck. Pure plastic, man. 523 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:47,910 'PS: Diary, I never stop sucking cocks. Never!' 524 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,283 A mood ring. And what mood is that? 525 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:56,957 That stands for 'You are not my father'. 526 00:40:57,167 --> 00:41:01,871 That bitchy white teenager. That's why they don't let you into black neighborhoods. 527 00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:07,826 Are you okay? 528 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:11,204 Becky? 529 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,074 That's a serious fibroid. 530 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:26,362 It goes in easier then off. Foreign. 531 00:41:27,081 --> 00:41:29,119 Your breath smells like meat. 532 00:41:29,373 --> 00:41:31,826 I hope it's not contagious. 533 00:41:35,081 --> 00:41:38,909 Professor, what a noise. Am I inconvenient? 534 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,865 Endicott? I have more important ones things to do. 535 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:48,454 Wait a minute, I'm at a party. And I need my medicine. 536 00:41:52,289 --> 00:41:56,034 Professor, how do I get rid of that demon? 537 00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:58,529 Professor! 538 00:41:58,872 --> 00:42:02,367 That demon wants to get you through your family and he doesn't stop! 539 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:06,490 What you call the paranormal equivalent of a violent storm. 540 00:42:06,705 --> 00:42:08,245 Shit, the police! 541 00:42:08,455 --> 00:42:09,913 What's happening? 542 00:42:10,121 --> 00:42:14,067 My ass is full of meth, I gotta go! - Police! 543 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:17,117 Professor, please! 544 00:42:17,330 --> 00:42:20,078 Hands up! - I'm not going back! 545 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:22,699 How do I get rid of that demon? 546 00:42:25,995 --> 00:42:29,905 You're under arrest! And you there, don't move! 547 00:42:35,244 --> 00:42:37,993 Damn! Not my favorite shirt. 548 00:42:41,286 --> 00:42:44,450 My God... you can't be serious. 549 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,984 Not my clothes! 550 00:42:53,577 --> 00:42:57,785 That crazy woman made of wood burns my clothes! 551 00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:03,194 It looks like 'Fatal Attraction'! She'll be cooking a rabbit later. 552 00:43:05,577 --> 00:43:07,366 Would you like something to drink? 553 00:43:07,577 --> 00:43:08,855 Tequila? - Are you serious? 554 00:43:09,077 --> 00:43:12,940 You invite the Mexican, so there must be tequila. 555 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,655 'The burrito has been removed, so time for a drink.' 556 00:43:16,868 --> 00:43:20,992 There must be a worm in there, right? Should I have put on my sombrero? 557 00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:23,949 Yes, huh? I'm completely fine to get excited! 558 00:43:24,158 --> 00:43:30,689 I'd like a drink. Do you have silver ones? tequila? That gold junk is for losers. 559 00:43:31,658 --> 00:43:33,944 Thanks, man. - We're friends now, aren't we? 560 00:43:34,158 --> 00:43:35,651 Now it is! 561 00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:38,437 Can you keep a secret? 562 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:43,813 Very good indeed. My other neighbors know not even that a nigger lives here. 563 00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:46,154 What is this about? 564 00:43:47,783 --> 00:43:50,484 Did you know the previous residents of this house? 565 00:43:50,699 --> 00:43:54,479 Did strange things happen? Were they acting strange? 566 00:43:54,990 --> 00:44:01,236 Have you seen scary things? Supernatural? 567 00:44:01,449 --> 00:44:03,984 I've seen something, yes. - You don't believe in that, do you? 568 00:44:04,199 --> 00:44:07,694 Otherwise, wouldn't you have greased it already? 569 00:44:07,907 --> 00:44:13,192 Don't believe in the paranormal? - Of course! I'm half-Mexican. 570 00:44:13,406 --> 00:44:15,397 I believe in everything true others don't believe in. 571 00:44:15,615 --> 00:44:21,315 La Llorona, El Cucui, Chupacabra, Bigfoot, Obamacare... 572 00:44:21,531 --> 00:44:25,275 Interracial relationships, nuclear war. I believe everything. 573 00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:28,860 I wouldn't stay here overnight. 574 00:44:29,447 --> 00:44:31,982 I'll be honest with you. 575 00:44:32,197 --> 00:44:35,111 When I discovered that there was a black one came to live nearby... 576 00:44:35,322 --> 00:44:42,396 I already saw the house value drop... keeping children inside... gangs... 577 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:46,938 but you're pretty cool. And hospitable too. 578 00:44:47,446 --> 00:44:49,567 I think I can help you. - Real? 579 00:44:51,363 --> 00:44:53,104 You have to kill the chicken. 580 00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:56,403 No way! - Do you want to get rid of that demon or not? 581 00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:59,445 We can't just get a chicken breast or something? 582 00:44:59,654 --> 00:45:02,770 You need a blood sacrifice! 583 00:45:03,154 --> 00:45:05,145 We do it. 584 00:45:05,362 --> 00:45:07,767 Wait, I have to prepare. 585 00:45:07,987 --> 00:45:11,352 Are you going to shit in the baby food? 586 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:15,600 Do you want to piss on my mother? In her face? 587 00:45:18,695 --> 00:45:20,401 I'll make you pay for that! 588 00:45:22,611 --> 00:45:24,766 Is that chicken from your uncle's farm? 589 00:45:24,985 --> 00:45:28,682 From a cockfighting ring. - You're dead, you bastard! 590 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:42,439 Are you getting scared now? Did you didn't expect it, huh, motherfucker! 591 00:45:45,735 --> 00:45:47,772 Bite back, Malcolm! 592 00:45:53,692 --> 00:45:55,766 Then drown! I'll kill you! 593 00:45:57,734 --> 00:46:00,352 Just wait and see what I do with your chicks! 594 00:46:04,026 --> 00:46:05,981 What are you doing now, man? 595 00:46:09,359 --> 00:46:11,065 This beast is crazy! 596 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:19,557 You got it, Malcolm! 597 00:46:19,775 --> 00:46:22,688 You took good care of that chicken. 598 00:46:30,398 --> 00:46:35,305 Time for you to go on Ascension Day! And say hello to them all! 599 00:46:39,773 --> 00:46:43,305 That was better than Sesame Street and the Angry Birds, man! 600 00:46:43,648 --> 00:46:46,599 You did it. I think this house is clean now. 601 00:46:46,815 --> 00:46:48,971 Well, clean... but the demon is gone. 602 00:46:49,190 --> 00:46:51,595 What are we going to do with all that chicken? 603 00:46:51,815 --> 00:46:53,889 And you ask a brother that? 604 00:46:58,397 --> 00:46:59,974 Cheers, man! 605 00:47:04,231 --> 00:47:07,264 What the hell? 606 00:47:09,022 --> 00:47:11,511 You again! This is insane! 607 00:47:11,730 --> 00:47:15,771 Filthy wooden pussy bitch! Then come! 608 00:47:16,022 --> 00:47:20,181 I'm going to bury you 609 00:47:25,687 --> 00:47:27,096 Erin you! 610 00:47:27,354 --> 00:47:29,309 And die there! 611 00:47:29,771 --> 00:47:32,851 B... I... T... 612 00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:35,472 Bitch! 613 00:47:36,978 --> 00:47:38,222 Do you need more? 614 00:47:41,812 --> 00:47:45,675 You are going to meet your Creator! 615 00:47:45,895 --> 00:47:49,307 I'll send you back to Taiwan! 616 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:54,011 You stink of piss and shit. You make me sick! 617 00:47:58,061 --> 00:48:02,718 Do you know what you can do? Address this and draw yourself! Fuck off! 618 00:48:05,685 --> 00:48:11,469 I tried to resolve this nicely. But you force me to violence. 619 00:48:11,685 --> 00:48:13,760 And shut up! 620 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,841 How do you feel about this? Just watch. 621 00:48:20,059 --> 00:48:22,678 Let's see if you can still write! 622 00:48:23,476 --> 00:48:25,680 'Do you miss me?' This is laughter. 623 00:48:25,892 --> 00:48:29,637 We're having a barbecue. Get in! 624 00:48:30,101 --> 00:48:31,475 Everything kits? 625 00:48:31,683 --> 00:48:34,054 You're gonna burn, baby! 626 00:48:37,101 --> 00:48:39,636 This is what hell feels like! 627 00:49:04,974 --> 00:49:07,509 Damn doll! 628 00:49:07,724 --> 00:49:11,007 I don't want this! 629 00:49:12,307 --> 00:49:15,175 I'll cut out your eye! 630 00:49:17,973 --> 00:49:20,970 What did you do to our room? 631 00:49:21,181 --> 00:49:24,512 It's not what it seems. - Real? 632 00:49:25,931 --> 00:49:29,131 She's crazy! Not me! 633 00:49:29,347 --> 00:49:33,293 You're crazy. - It's not what it seems. 634 00:49:33,514 --> 00:49:36,796 I'm not done with you yet! 635 00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:42,178 Nobody listens to the colored man. Until everyone is dead. 636 00:49:42,389 --> 00:49:46,880 I see the way you look at me... but this house is bewitched. 637 00:49:47,097 --> 00:49:49,502 And that doll you like so much? Abigail? 638 00:49:49,721 --> 00:49:52,589 Let me tell you something. She's alive! 639 00:49:52,888 --> 00:49:54,677 Indeed! She's alive! 640 00:49:54,888 --> 00:49:58,633 Not as in 'alive', but as in 'possessed'. 641 00:49:58,846 --> 00:50:02,176 How do I know that? Because me repeatedly had sex with her. 642 00:50:02,388 --> 00:50:05,919 Upstairs, downstairs, in the kitchen, in the garden. 643 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,634 While you slept next to me. Right where you sit... twice! 644 00:50:09,845 --> 00:50:14,005 So, when you caught me while I was killing the doll... 645 00:50:14,221 --> 00:50:16,544 I did that because they ruined our relationship. 646 00:50:16,762 --> 00:50:21,751 And that box is cursed! Both boxes! 647 00:50:21,970 --> 00:50:25,170 By a demon. The other one through guys. But that's another story. 648 00:50:25,386 --> 00:50:31,714 And your son? With his boyfriend? He uses foul language and drinks vodka! 649 00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:35,174 I'll patch you up, man. It's more than fantasy! 650 00:50:35,386 --> 00:50:36,795 He's crazy. 651 00:50:37,010 --> 00:50:42,248 You are cracker-cracker! With you slang that is already out of fashion! 652 00:50:42,469 --> 00:50:45,916 You're not that cool, or dope. How about that? 653 00:50:46,135 --> 00:50:48,920 Mom, I think he's scary. 654 00:50:49,135 --> 00:50:54,753 Is that the guy whose room exploded? And I scare you? You dare! 655 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:59,341 I've had enough that whining about your haunted house. 656 00:50:59,552 --> 00:51:03,628 It's bad enough that you believe it, but now you're scaring the kids! 657 00:51:03,842 --> 00:51:09,045 Am I scaring the children? The pot blames the nigger for seeing black! 658 00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:13,004 Your children scare me! 659 00:51:13,218 --> 00:51:19,295 That's just Marilyn Manson in terms of appearance, with Charlie Manson's eyes. 660 00:51:19,508 --> 00:51:24,841 She walks around with a box, as if is a treasure chest, and he deals with the dead! 661 00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:28,082 Am I crazy? What should I do then? 662 00:51:28,299 --> 00:51:32,755 Perhaps we moved in together too early. And you weren't ready for a family. 663 00:51:32,966 --> 00:51:37,458 But there are three of us, okay? - This isn't about you or them! 664 00:51:38,549 --> 00:51:42,377 Don't! Don't touch it! 665 00:51:42,590 --> 00:51:44,332 Don't! That's a devilish ringtone! 666 00:51:44,549 --> 00:51:49,206 Do not record! The devil is calling! That ringtone is devilish... hear that? 667 00:51:49,423 --> 00:51:54,839 The devil, yes! And tweet that but on your Insta-Telegram! 668 00:51:55,048 --> 00:51:56,672 Don't touch it! 669 00:51:57,173 --> 00:51:59,460 Don't call! 670 00:52:01,798 --> 00:52:03,505 Stop! 671 00:52:09,714 --> 00:52:14,206 Am I talking to the devil? -Malcolm? It's your cell phone. 672 00:52:18,463 --> 00:52:24,826 Forgot I changed my ringtone. Why do we still have a landline? 673 00:52:27,547 --> 00:52:29,336 Who's there? 674 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,041 How are you doing, officer? What is? 675 00:52:34,546 --> 00:52:37,994 We received a domestic report violence. Are you Malcolm Johnson? 676 00:52:38,213 --> 00:52:41,625 Indeed, but there is nothing going on. That phone, yes... 677 00:52:41,838 --> 00:52:44,705 You are under arrest. - Why? 678 00:52:44,921 --> 00:52:46,579 I only spoke with a raised voice! 679 00:52:48,212 --> 00:52:52,040 That doll called! Then listen! 680 00:52:52,254 --> 00:52:56,117 That doll, I fucked it, you know... - He's heavily on drugs! 681 00:52:56,337 --> 00:52:59,998 No! Dirty pussy doll! Bitch! 682 00:53:00,962 --> 00:53:03,710 Malcolm, maybe this is better this way. 683 00:53:45,251 --> 00:53:48,947 Cans of gasoline for death... 684 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:56,080 and then a burning fire... 685 00:54:30,123 --> 00:54:32,446 'What is...' 686 00:54:34,623 --> 00:54:36,246 Malcolm? 687 00:54:43,164 --> 00:54:44,954 Malcolm? 688 00:54:45,914 --> 00:54:48,865 Damn, man, you are seriously fucked up. 689 00:54:49,081 --> 00:54:51,320 Don't look at me! 690 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:56,575 Mommy, your guy is throwing up here! Do you see that, Tony? 691 00:55:01,289 --> 00:55:04,536 Sometimes it becomes a victim tormented by more than one demon. 692 00:55:04,746 --> 00:55:08,527 These things lead to transmission. - What are you talking about, man? 693 00:55:08,746 --> 00:55:11,530 Reverend Williams, mind you words! You are a clergyman! 694 00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:19,034 Damn, what am I saying wrong? For God's sake... move on, brother. 695 00:55:19,245 --> 00:55:22,527 Victims sometimes break their own bones during possession. 696 00:55:22,745 --> 00:55:27,283 Happened to me too. In prison I tried to blow myself... 697 00:55:27,495 --> 00:55:31,571 I didn't know anyone yet so I had to do it myself. 698 00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:34,026 I'm not a fagot, you know... that you don't think so. 699 00:55:34,245 --> 00:55:37,657 Now I've had enough of your impertinence! 700 00:55:37,869 --> 00:55:42,077 My impertinence?! Get you my health now? 701 00:55:42,286 --> 00:55:46,067 Did you think diabetes is fun? Impertinence every day? 702 00:55:46,286 --> 00:55:54,107 Because I like cake? Yes, I think coincidentally tasty. All kinds of cakes! 703 00:55:54,744 --> 00:55:57,446 You know? You're making me sick. 704 00:55:59,077 --> 00:56:02,822 You guys get out! And bring your man! 705 00:56:03,411 --> 00:56:05,484 Come on, man. 706 00:56:07,202 --> 00:56:08,611 Malcolm? 707 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:11,493 Reverend Williams! - You wouldn't call me that anymore! 708 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,485 Hey, man! - Kick it, man! 709 00:56:15,909 --> 00:56:21,573 Too bad you had to see that. The stress, huh? That dirty bastard. 710 00:56:21,784 --> 00:56:25,231 I saw nothing. - The right answer. 711 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:30,321 If you had said you would had seen, I was compelled... 712 00:56:30,533 --> 00:56:32,570 Don't panic, I only had one knife. 713 00:56:32,783 --> 00:56:39,029 I used to have two knives in my pocket, but that got out of hand. 714 00:56:40,075 --> 00:56:42,645 How are you doing? 715 00:56:43,950 --> 00:56:45,407 I need your help. 716 00:56:45,616 --> 00:56:48,733 It's happening again. - No, damn it! 717 00:56:48,949 --> 00:56:52,895 I'm not coming to help you again with that scary bitch. 718 00:56:53,116 --> 00:56:57,323 I don't see that anymore; I just have need your help. I don't know anyone else. 719 00:56:57,532 --> 00:57:02,687 Let me explain to you why I am a priest. Of course for the little boys. 720 00:57:02,907 --> 00:57:07,648 What are you talking about? - That was a joke! 721 00:57:08,032 --> 00:57:12,025 Oh well, accuse a priest and we just laugh about it. 722 00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:21,779 I don't know if I can help you with that one demon, because I'm not so sharp anymore. 723 00:57:22,281 --> 00:57:26,025 Day after day... 724 00:57:26,239 --> 00:57:31,903 when you find you can't win, you postpone the inevitable. 725 00:57:32,114 --> 00:57:36,486 You just have to let them in. - Do you mean the devil? 726 00:57:36,697 --> 00:57:39,814 Worse... the Kardashians. 727 00:57:40,904 --> 00:57:45,775 You have the crazy mother, Kim, Khloe, Courtney, those two little... 728 00:57:45,988 --> 00:57:51,985 Lamar, Scott, Rom Fat, that weirdo, Bruce with the acne. 729 00:57:52,196 --> 00:57:55,727 And what's with Bruce Jenners face? He looks like a monster! 730 00:57:55,946 --> 00:57:59,063 He scares me to death. Day and night! 731 00:57:59,279 --> 00:58:01,316 He doesn't even look like himself anymore! 732 00:58:01,529 --> 00:58:05,475 And Kanye! - Julianne Hough? 733 00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:08,440 They changed Kanye... 734 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,818 Doug, you have to let me go now. - You can't... 735 00:58:14,027 --> 00:58:15,141 Let me go! 736 00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:19,058 You can't hide. He has plans for you. 737 00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:20,900 Doug, let go! - He'll get you. 738 00:58:21,111 --> 00:58:24,939 Let me go! What's wrong with you now? 739 00:58:30,193 --> 00:58:35,858 Why do you keep us waiting in that heat? We were already banging on the windows. 740 00:58:36,068 --> 00:58:41,270 I could have watched a movie at home too! With that girl from The Fresh Prince? 741 00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:44,566 In which she is the head of NASA plays? With those aliens? 742 00:58:44,776 --> 00:58:48,604 'Madea Goes To Mars?' - Indeed! 743 00:58:48,818 --> 00:58:54,731 Are you the brother who is now? live in the old Burton house? 744 00:58:54,943 --> 00:58:56,684 With a white woman? 745 00:58:56,901 --> 00:59:00,941 She's not white everywhere. - I think she's pale and white! 746 00:59:01,317 --> 00:59:05,442 Interracial relationships are after all no point anymore? 747 00:59:05,650 --> 00:59:10,189 Tell that to one lonely 'sista'. Here, this one. 748 00:59:10,401 --> 00:59:12,722 Show us what you've got! 749 00:59:12,941 --> 00:59:16,105 Calm down, Bertha, we have it no defibrillator with us. 750 00:59:16,524 --> 00:59:20,767 Those white chicks do everything with their mouth, that cunnalungus... 751 00:59:20,983 --> 00:59:23,269 what is that called? Fellatio? 752 00:59:23,482 --> 00:59:26,894 As deep as possible... they have no intestines. 753 00:59:27,107 --> 00:59:30,851 Time to go. Ladies, I wish a nice sermon to you. 754 00:59:31,065 --> 00:59:33,814 Where are you going? - Let it go! The anger! 755 00:59:34,024 --> 00:59:39,604 Those 'brothers' don't track, that's why I have a white man at home. 756 00:59:39,815 --> 00:59:41,012 Delicious, that vanilla flavor. 757 00:59:45,065 --> 00:59:48,347 Professor Wilde, thank God! I already tried to reach you. 758 00:59:48,565 --> 00:59:50,354 Sorry, but I got held up quite a bit. 759 00:59:50,565 --> 00:59:55,518 I have no further news about Anghoul, because I can't go anywhere for a while. 760 00:59:55,731 --> 00:59:57,887 Professor, where are you? 761 00:59:58,106 --> 01:00:04,932 Behind bars, about 10 years. Drugs Selling to students is quite bad. 762 01:00:05,148 --> 01:00:06,604 Evidently. 763 01:00:06,814 --> 01:00:14,018 Go offline for a moment and kiss me up my mouth. I feel very romantic. 764 01:00:15,396 --> 01:00:20,432 I have to go again, but I will email you some useful contacts of mine. 765 01:00:20,646 --> 01:00:23,644 That might still work before you get raped? 766 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:27,930 What part of gangbang didn't you understand? 767 01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:31,427 Time for the white bunny to bark... 768 01:00:32,104 --> 01:00:34,142 with the black pudding gun. 769 01:00:34,353 --> 01:00:36,925 I'm the asshole... - It's not that bad. 770 01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:40,723 Lights on, please? 771 01:00:42,312 --> 01:00:45,013 After several exhausting days of exorcism... 772 01:00:45,228 --> 01:00:48,179 I poured some holy water around, read some spells... 773 01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:52,471 and the demon left the woman's body. 774 01:00:52,811 --> 01:00:55,382 I sat there and watched it. 775 01:00:55,603 --> 01:01:01,221 I'm just the medium that brings her life dare, when we fight demons. 776 01:01:01,436 --> 01:01:05,643 But you, with your Bible and your holy water, makes the world a lot safer. 777 01:01:05,853 --> 01:01:12,097 In short: God exists, the Devil exists and there are also monsters. 778 01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:15,308 Evil, terrifying entities! 779 01:01:15,643 --> 01:01:18,262 The good news is that Santa Claus doesn't exist... 780 01:01:18,476 --> 01:01:22,173 so don't panic about one old guy in your chimney. 781 01:01:22,393 --> 01:01:25,425 Who are you and who hired you? 782 01:01:25,642 --> 01:01:27,597 Just call us Ned and Noreen. 783 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,344 That's why you don't rent anyone on Marktplaats. 784 01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:31,886 Son of a bitch! 785 01:01:34,475 --> 01:01:41,432 Why are you claiming all the credit? Also in our book! While I have the gift! 786 01:01:41,642 --> 01:01:44,557 Ned comes first alphabetically! 787 01:01:44,766 --> 01:01:47,090 And that's why Ned comes too before Noreen in the bedroom? 788 01:01:47,309 --> 01:01:51,432 Just do that trick just once your thumb and your index finger? The Shock? 789 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:55,884 What if you did that other thing? does with my balls... 790 01:01:56,766 --> 01:01:58,342 Can we help you? 791 01:01:59,017 --> 01:02:03,638 Something terrible is happening in my house. My family doesn't realize it, but I do. 792 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:07,131 There must be a rational explanation... - But they're white! 793 01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:10,631 Then say that! - Then start with that! 794 01:02:10,848 --> 01:02:16,963 Because you are black, we immediately think to haunting bailiffs and such! 795 01:02:17,182 --> 01:02:20,796 99% of all apparitions occurs among whites. 796 01:02:21,015 --> 01:02:25,304 He means we're happy to help you. - Thank you. 797 01:02:25,556 --> 01:02:29,715 We want to help you. We mean you as a couple. 798 01:02:29,930 --> 01:02:32,598 No racist intent? 799 01:02:32,805 --> 01:02:36,254 The bad news is there is a demon. - Here we go again. 800 01:02:36,473 --> 01:02:39,672 So the house really is haunted? 801 01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:42,803 Not the house. 802 01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:47,051 I knew it! It's always the white girl. 803 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:51,470 'The Exorcist', 'The Last Exorcism', The Exorcism of Emily Rose'? White! 804 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,671 Black parents allow that never allow such filthy language. 805 01:02:53,889 --> 01:02:57,088 'Who are you insulting? And do something about that stench!' 806 01:02:57,305 --> 01:02:59,710 Malcolm, listen a minute. 807 01:02:59,929 --> 01:03:03,591 When we met you were you carrying something with you? 808 01:03:03,804 --> 01:03:06,376 Yes, my hemorrhoid; things are going a lot better already. 809 01:03:06,596 --> 01:03:10,920 His evil entity now feeding on all of you. 810 01:03:11,137 --> 01:03:13,755 So this is Malcolm's fault. 811 01:03:13,970 --> 01:03:18,378 Beats; your family was long gone could be, but now you're screwed. 812 01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:21,711 Like a piece of toilet paper that sticks to your shoe. 813 01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:27,213 And then your wife doesn't say anything, because she wants to make a fool of you. 814 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:32,843 Stop it! I didn't have an affair with a palm reader from Akron! 815 01:03:33,052 --> 01:03:34,960 And you would never have discovered that if you weren't a medium! 816 01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:37,215 But that's me! 817 01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:39,916 Why did you do that? 818 01:03:40,136 --> 01:03:44,259 For what you're thinking about Megan in a moment! 819 01:03:44,469 --> 01:03:46,127 See? 820 01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:53,509 We arrived at very short notice, so do you know someone who can help? 821 01:03:53,719 --> 01:03:56,716 I know someone. A Mexican. 822 01:03:57,968 --> 01:03:59,674 Megan, what are your contacts? 823 01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:07,080 Nice camera. Your cousin has probably an electronics store? 824 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,255 Something like that; he sells them from his van. 825 01:04:09,467 --> 01:04:12,038 Mobile company; if you want one too? 826 01:04:12,258 --> 01:04:17,164 All clocks have stopped at 3:27 am when it starts. 827 01:04:17,383 --> 01:04:22,124 Normally they do at 03.07, but that is the time difference. 828 01:04:22,341 --> 01:04:24,794 The demon appears in many forms. 829 01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:29,132 With your son as a fantasy friend. With your daughter as a voice in her box. 830 01:04:29,341 --> 01:04:31,711 With Malcolm as the sexy doll, Abigail. 831 01:04:31,924 --> 01:04:35,041 Well, I'm not just fucking any doll. 832 01:04:35,257 --> 01:04:36,205 Malcolm, shut up! 833 01:04:36,424 --> 01:04:40,714 We now take step one to deal with the demon eventually dissipate. 834 01:04:41,174 --> 01:04:45,417 What is that? - That's how I communicate with the demon. 835 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:49,874 Hydro-organically grown super weed. 836 01:04:51,673 --> 01:04:54,505 This is crazy shit. 837 01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:59,620 Do something to me too. - We grow it ourselves. 838 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:03,087 Sky-high energy bills. - This is crazy! 839 01:05:03,298 --> 01:05:04,791 Give me some more, I enter the other world. 840 01:05:05,922 --> 01:05:07,628 Tony? 841 01:05:07,922 --> 01:05:10,707 Tony, where are you? 842 01:05:12,589 --> 01:05:15,421 That smells like organic weed. 843 01:05:22,213 --> 01:05:23,622 Mommy! 844 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,253 Becky! 845 01:05:29,963 --> 01:05:32,167 Cool! -Wyatt, go upstairs! 846 01:05:32,504 --> 01:05:34,045 Drop dead, bitch! 847 01:05:35,671 --> 01:05:38,917 Why are you tying my child up? - Because there's a demon inside her! 848 01:05:39,129 --> 01:05:43,751 Make it stop! - This is your purest, creepiest Cucui shit! 849 01:05:43,962 --> 01:05:47,623 But who or what is Cucui? - A Mexican bogeyman. 850 01:05:47,837 --> 01:05:50,372 Like George Lopez? - I should know, right? 851 01:05:50,587 --> 01:05:53,158 That is indeed terrifying. 852 01:05:53,462 --> 01:05:55,583 The mind is stronger than I thought. 853 01:05:55,795 --> 01:05:58,462 We need a priest for a real exorcism. 854 01:05:58,670 --> 01:06:01,704 I know someone; he is quite unconventional. 855 01:06:03,629 --> 01:06:07,206 Don't know. - The bitch is not normal anymore. 856 01:06:07,419 --> 01:06:10,334 What do you mean 'bitch'? You show little respect for that little whore. 857 01:06:10,544 --> 01:06:12,286 Are you pissing me off now? 858 01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:17,787 Some words don't work for white people: bitch, whore, slut. Excuse me. 859 01:06:18,002 --> 01:06:20,751 Those words are forbidden, just like 'nik...' 860 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,785 What is he talking about now? 861 01:06:23,168 --> 01:06:27,541 We never say something like that. - Only behind closed doors. 862 01:06:27,752 --> 01:06:31,033 I won't say it quickly on the bus or in Atlanta... 863 01:06:31,251 --> 01:06:34,699 or at KFC, but further I say it quite often. 864 01:06:34,918 --> 01:06:36,031 I'm behind you! 865 01:06:36,251 --> 01:06:39,865 What a beautiful scarf you are wearing. - Pure silk. 866 01:06:40,084 --> 01:06:45,499 This is my new clothing line, Jesus Pieces, and I also sell Pope shoes... 867 01:06:45,709 --> 01:06:52,286 in leather, suede, in green, brown and I also have Pope hats. 868 01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:57,781 Well, it can be done again! Can we help my daughter now? 869 01:06:58,751 --> 01:07:02,198 She's acting very white, isn't she? Oh my God... 870 01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:05,911 Now that we're talking about it... - Are you using coke again? 871 01:07:06,124 --> 01:07:10,118 No, this is grape sugar! - Can I have some? 872 01:07:10,498 --> 01:07:11,742 Good stuff. 873 01:07:17,957 --> 01:07:19,414 Okay then. 874 01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:25,413 Calm down. 875 01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:30,655 Did you really think that? I would shoot that bitch? 876 01:07:30,873 --> 01:07:33,278 I'll threaten her until she gives up. 877 01:07:36,332 --> 01:07:39,080 He knows what he's doing. He's a genius. 878 01:07:41,873 --> 01:07:45,783 In the name of the Father and the Holy Spirit... 879 01:07:45,997 --> 01:07:47,656 I need 3 more whites. 880 01:07:47,873 --> 01:07:50,539 Peyton Manning! Kristen Stewart... 881 01:07:50,748 --> 01:07:52,074 Paula Dean! 882 01:07:53,747 --> 01:07:57,077 Malcolm, where's Doug? - I can't see anything in the dark! 883 01:07:57,289 --> 01:07:58,829 Where is he? - Look at the eyes! 884 01:07:59,039 --> 01:08:02,486 Like a forest monster in a cartoon! Father Doug! 885 01:08:02,705 --> 01:08:04,493 Here it is! 886 01:08:04,704 --> 01:08:07,192 Doug, no! Don't! 887 01:08:08,204 --> 01:08:09,365 Venerable, don't do that! 888 01:08:09,579 --> 01:08:13,276 He better focus on himself then on us. Talk to him, Malcolm! 889 01:08:13,496 --> 01:08:16,114 Listen to my voice, Doug. 890 01:08:16,454 --> 01:08:23,161 Negroes don't commit suicide. Murder, okay...suicide is for white people. 891 01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:26,901 That's right, I've tried it 20 times already. 892 01:08:27,245 --> 01:08:32,364 That demon is driving me crazy. I would never commit suicide. 893 01:08:33,578 --> 01:08:35,119 I can't stop it! 894 01:08:35,328 --> 01:08:38,741 A voice in my head says that I have to shoot myself in the head. 895 01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:41,488 This? Or there? 896 01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:44,237 Yes, up there! 897 01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:48,577 Break? Do we want a nice mojito? The colored man is still armed. 898 01:08:48,786 --> 01:08:51,700 This demon is a real bastard. 899 01:08:51,911 --> 01:08:58,157 Lord, why have you forsaken me? Because I curse, even during prayer? 900 01:08:58,410 --> 01:09:00,365 Amen, damn it. 901 01:09:00,577 --> 01:09:05,731 Is it because I like Ryan Seacrest don't understand? 902 01:09:05,951 --> 01:09:11,485 Or because I am a bailiff dressed up for evictions? 903 01:09:11,701 --> 01:09:15,990 I was just watching on Halloween. Wrong, but oh so funny. 904 01:09:16,201 --> 01:09:21,023 From the Brady Bunch I wanted always fucking Alice. 905 01:09:21,242 --> 01:09:24,821 In the car or on Mr. Brady's drawing board. 906 01:09:25,034 --> 01:09:27,155 And then I used a ruler or protractor. 907 01:09:27,366 --> 01:09:32,569 Because I was actually okay with it that Chris Brown hit Rihanna? 908 01:09:32,784 --> 01:09:35,022 She hit first! And she talks too much! 909 01:09:35,241 --> 01:09:37,232 Shit, Island Girl, what are you doing with Chris? 910 01:09:37,450 --> 01:09:41,029 What are you complaining about now? my Chris? Shut up, bitch! 911 01:09:41,241 --> 01:09:44,489 Help me... - Doug, be strong! 912 01:09:44,783 --> 01:09:47,354 That's a big gun, man! That's gonna hurt! 913 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:51,154 Malcolm, he has a message for you. 914 01:09:51,491 --> 01:09:54,738 He says, 'Huh, bitch?' 915 01:10:00,574 --> 01:10:02,813 We need a new priest. - Too late. 916 01:10:03,031 --> 01:10:05,436 I have to do the exorcism. - He's right! 917 01:10:05,656 --> 01:10:09,484 Even though Ned is only 'Ghostbuster' training followed in 1988. 918 01:10:09,697 --> 01:10:14,769 Never just cross the road. - And he's stupid! Very stupid! 919 01:10:14,989 --> 01:10:19,361 The point is that you can do this! Know Do you remember what you said on our wedding day? 920 01:10:19,572 --> 01:10:21,479 'My cock won't stand up, but tomorrow is another day?' 921 01:10:21,697 --> 01:10:25,691 No! That God brought us together for a reason! 922 01:10:25,906 --> 01:10:28,026 I would never say that. Was I that lame? 923 01:10:28,238 --> 01:10:30,940 Just do it, idiot! 924 01:10:44,279 --> 01:10:45,559 Did it work? 925 01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:48,896 I'm so sorry... - I think you did it. 926 01:11:00,571 --> 01:11:01,399 Goddamn... 927 01:11:01,611 --> 01:11:04,728 Time to die! 928 01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:07,766 It was him! - Don't! 929 01:11:07,986 --> 01:11:09,478 It was indeed him. 930 01:11:10,486 --> 01:11:13,437 In his knee! - That looks painful. 931 01:11:19,152 --> 01:11:21,723 Now that's a blowjob! - A leaf sucker? 932 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,105 Excuse me. 933 01:11:23,361 --> 01:11:26,808 Demon, leave our daughter alone! 934 01:11:28,527 --> 01:11:30,020 That's not your daughter anymore! 935 01:11:30,235 --> 01:11:34,939 I didn't mean it so literally either... - Excuse me? Malcolm, help her! 936 01:11:35,152 --> 01:11:37,770 God damn it! - Grab 'em, man! 937 01:11:39,152 --> 01:11:44,816 Wyatt, are you okay? - Yeah, but Becky is really fucked up. 938 01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:50,227 I suggest this: you leave and then Let's pretend this never happened. 939 01:11:50,443 --> 01:11:52,066 The bitch is mine! 940 01:11:52,443 --> 01:11:54,765 You hear it. I tried it. - Real? 941 01:11:54,984 --> 01:12:00,564 The bitch is his. Clear language. -Malcolm, help me. I'm so sorry. 942 01:12:01,441 --> 01:12:05,139 Becky will rot in hell! 943 01:12:06,067 --> 01:12:08,140 What will it be now? Rot away or should I help you? 944 01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:10,597 Help her! - I'm getting confused! 945 01:12:11,316 --> 01:12:15,854 Demon, leave her alone! Take me in her place! 946 01:12:16,066 --> 01:12:17,096 Agreed to meet. 947 01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:19,520 Wait, take it. 948 01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:27,358 I don't hear demonic screams anymore. It will be safe. 949 01:12:27,565 --> 01:12:30,848 I have a bad feeling. - Oh, come along! 950 01:12:31,066 --> 01:12:33,103 Come! - Good. 951 01:12:34,815 --> 01:12:38,311 My God! Wyatt, up! 952 01:12:38,732 --> 01:12:43,306 They hug each other. The demon is gone. Success! This house is clean. 953 01:12:43,524 --> 01:12:47,812 His eyes... they roll all the way up behind. I think he's possessed. 954 01:12:48,023 --> 01:12:51,470 That's how he looks at an orgasm. I think he's fine. 955 01:12:51,689 --> 01:12:53,266 This isn't over. 956 01:12:53,481 --> 01:12:56,894 Do you see this? - We see, weirdo! 957 01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:59,179 This really intrigues me. 958 01:12:59,730 --> 01:13:03,427 He's all twisted together. 959 01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:08,517 The fluid flexibility! - It makes me sick. 960 01:13:08,854 --> 01:13:12,718 He can blow himself! - Please help. 961 01:13:13,146 --> 01:13:15,137 If I could, I would never talk to you again. 962 01:13:15,355 --> 01:13:18,886 Stop it, you wicked demon! 963 01:13:19,271 --> 01:13:21,759 That's some greasy junk. -Hair gel? 964 01:13:23,021 --> 01:13:24,679 The power of Christ compels you! 965 01:13:26,063 --> 01:13:28,729 It burns like piss! It works! 966 01:13:28,938 --> 01:13:30,679 Throw everything on me, just like the Super Bowl. 967 01:13:30,896 --> 01:13:32,803 Now! -Are you guys crazy? 968 01:13:37,103 --> 01:13:39,427 Is that all you can do, bitch? 969 01:13:55,478 --> 01:13:57,718 People, stop! Guard! 970 01:13:57,937 --> 01:14:02,260 Malcolm, are you okay again? - I think I'm getting sick. 971 01:14:11,393 --> 01:14:12,850 He pukes like a fashion model. 972 01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:15,134 It's going again. 973 01:14:15,559 --> 01:14:19,008 I would clean all of this thoroughly. 974 01:14:20,267 --> 01:14:22,554 I feel much better now. 975 01:14:27,309 --> 01:14:32,013 You can't take any risks. I have to get out of here. 976 01:14:32,226 --> 01:14:37,013 When they see a colored person in a pool of blood, you understand who they need. 977 01:14:38,017 --> 01:14:41,845 Now this house is clean. - It sounded better from my mouth. 978 01:14:42,059 --> 01:14:43,551 Get that box. 979 01:14:43,767 --> 01:14:47,808 Thank you very much. - Not necessary. We were happy to do it. 980 01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:53,219 We'll take Abigail with us too. - I know what you're planning to do. 981 01:14:53,433 --> 01:14:56,384 I'm a professional. - That bitch is a freak. 982 01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,431 Why doesn't Noreen notice anything now? 983 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:03,220 If you want to continue longer, can you still think about baseball? 984 01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:07,377 You have to put up a smokescreen. That makes sense if you marry a medium. 985 01:15:07,598 --> 01:15:12,090 Come on, Ned, I know you thinking about fucking that doll. 986 01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:20,430 You've had enough. - Hello, doll. 987 01:15:24,722 --> 01:15:30,636 Wonderful to hang on the couch and watching the 'Bachelorettes'. 988 01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:37,501 Didn't you hear that? 989 01:15:38,056 --> 01:15:42,049 My black instinct is tickling. Just like Spider-Man. 990 01:15:42,263 --> 01:15:48,260 Just calm down. My white instinct says: 'Nothing's wrong.' 991 01:15:48,930 --> 01:15:51,797 All is well. It's over. 992 01:15:52,013 --> 01:15:54,881 Past. - I'm imagining it. 993 01:15:57,762 --> 01:15:59,089 Listen to that, White Man! 994 01:16:07,512 --> 01:16:09,965 You know what happens, right? 995 01:16:10,178 --> 01:16:13,793 My app says this is the correct address. 996 01:16:14,011 --> 01:16:19,511 This is not a drive-by, but a walk-in. No way out! My cousin is sitting here! 997 01:16:19,719 --> 01:16:21,626 Finished? 998 01:16:22,428 --> 01:16:27,169 Malcolm, how are you? I'm it, cuz! 999 01:16:28,928 --> 01:16:31,416 What are you doing? 1000 01:16:33,803 --> 01:16:35,924 My God... I'm scared! 1001 01:16:40,219 --> 01:16:43,833 Okay, let's catch your breath. 1002 01:16:46,094 --> 01:16:47,883 We go back inside. 1003 01:16:48,593 --> 01:16:52,339 It yearns for death here and sweaty socks, man. 1004 01:16:52,551 --> 01:16:54,626 It stinks like Honey Boo-Boo's poop box! 1005 01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:56,384 Malcolm? 1006 01:16:56,592 --> 01:16:59,127 Where are you? 1007 01:17:02,801 --> 01:17:04,708 There's no one here. 1008 01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:07,048 Megan has been there. 1009 01:17:07,467 --> 01:17:09,836 Her head is the other way around. 1010 01:17:10,092 --> 01:17:16,171 This white man can be noticed in the air bitch been dead for at least two weeks. 1011 01:17:16,384 --> 01:17:19,962 I watch 'Dexter', 'CSI New York, 'Love 'n Hip-Hop Atlanta.' 1012 01:17:20,175 --> 01:17:23,623 Unfortunately, no one is included in the latter murdered. It should! 1013 01:17:24,050 --> 01:17:26,455 This bitch smells gross! 1014 01:17:27,132 --> 01:17:29,419 Tae Kwon Do! 1015 01:17:30,258 --> 01:17:32,663 They killed that mini chick too. 1016 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:38,206 What happened here? 1017 01:17:44,258 --> 01:17:46,047 Another corpse. 1018 01:17:46,299 --> 01:17:49,711 Who is it? 1019 01:17:50,382 --> 01:17:52,752 My God, it's Malcolm! 1020 01:17:52,966 --> 01:17:54,956 They killed my cousin! 1021 01:17:55,215 --> 01:17:57,750 It's like 'Boyz 'N the Hood'; he would continue studying! 1022 01:17:57,964 --> 01:18:03,166 Why was Dough Boy allowed to live and did Ricky have to die? Dough was bad! 1023 01:18:04,755 --> 01:18:06,545 I can't believe it! 1024 01:18:07,047 --> 01:18:09,038 See if he has any money on him. 1025 01:18:15,296 --> 01:18:17,087 Why are you hitting me now? 1026 01:18:17,296 --> 01:18:22,119 You shouldn't jump me like that! Then you always get smacked in the mouth! 1027 01:18:22,338 --> 01:18:24,376 World star! 1028 01:18:25,797 --> 01:18:28,546 That hit me hard... true my family? Is everything okay? 1029 01:18:28,754 --> 01:18:29,998 Dead to death. 1030 01:18:30,213 --> 01:18:34,207 All? Also the little boy? - It is now in Investigation Requested. 1031 01:18:34,421 --> 01:18:36,577 So he might still be alive. 1032 01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:38,200 Where is Kisha? 1033 01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:40,541 I have no idea, man! 1034 01:18:41,546 --> 01:18:43,951 She did this. - Did Kisha do this? 1035 01:18:44,170 --> 01:18:45,580 She twisted that neck! 1036 01:18:45,796 --> 01:18:50,252 That bitch is gangsta, man! I want to pounce and stake that! 1037 01:18:50,462 --> 01:18:56,494 I had fled into the cellar, waiting for her to emerge. 1038 01:18:56,710 --> 01:19:00,538 All this time I lay here incog-negro, under this blanket. 1039 01:19:00,752 --> 01:19:03,786 Then she would think I was dead. 1040 01:19:04,002 --> 01:19:07,036 I suddenly wanted to emerge jump and grab her! 1041 01:19:07,253 --> 01:19:11,033 Don't kill me! I am a cockroach and never die. 1042 01:19:11,252 --> 01:19:14,499 Because I have God on my side. 1043 01:19:19,293 --> 01:19:22,042 She's right behind me, right?