0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Downloaded @ subs4series.com 1 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,640 Honestly, Hannah, it's completely inappropriate. 2 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:49,400 Dad! Not to mention deeply damaging. You're paying the therapy bills. 3 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,280 I thought it was Disney. 4 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:55,000 It was about a man who loved a dolphin. A lot. 5 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,880 I'm sending you to boarding school. Well, Tilly watched it, too! 6 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,200 Right, both of you. 7 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,280 Eat your bagel. 8 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,640 Thank you. 9 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,040 New? Er, no. 10 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,080 Yes. Hot. 11 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,360 Dad! What? 12 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,840 I've got lunch. With the new management team. 13 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,600 How is Christie? 14 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,720 Still Danish? Fine. And he's still Dutch. 15 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,840 Tremendous. 16 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,680 The truth is, you don't get on with your ex-wife. 17 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,320 No, I mean, that's why the show is called My Ex-Wife... 18 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,600 No, we won't at this time of day mention the actual name of the show. 19 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,160 But what would she say about you, Rex? 20 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,160 She'd probably call me something worse. 21 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,320 Yes, she would. 22 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,080 If you want to kill each other, can you wait till after tonight? 23 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:59,120 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you more! 24 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,560 That's mine. Give it back. 25 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,160 Liv, can you pull your skirt up a little higher? 26 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,640 Grandma's birthday card, it's on the TV. 27 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,560 Do not let me get drunk tonight. 28 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,520 Do not drink. Don't be an arsehole. Do not be late. 29 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,960 We agreed if I was late, you would cover. 30 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,680 Your family, your mother's birthday. 31 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,840 I'm in court until... Four. ..plus I have a mountain of briefs. 32 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,160 Call Nina. She won't come. 33 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,000 Then I'll have to leave a message and then she'll have the upper hand. 34 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,880 I have to see her twice today. 35 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,800 Twice - once at the office, once at the party. 36 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,280 It's just six weeks, Hannah. And happily counting. 37 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,320 That's what happens when you walk from the family firm. 38 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,000 But she's your sister, you'll talk. 39 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Plus, tonight, you'll drink. You'll make your speech and then... 40 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,120 You know, I stopped listening five minutes ago. 41 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,760 Oh, it is this the menopause? Oh, there it is! 42 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,360 Your arsehole status at once confirmed. 43 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,560 Bin. 44 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,480 Go brighten someone else's day. 45 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,200 Oi. 46 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,520 Hey, hey. 47 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,440 Hey, Donna. 48 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,360 Be careful. Your mother's on fine form. 49 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,840 Running late again? 50 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,920 We keeping count? 51 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,440 Your sister is threatening to use my old wedding dress. 52 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,600 I couldn't tell her I burned it. 53 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,640 I suspect she's rooting through my wardrobe as we speak. 54 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,680 Hope and Pope. 55 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,800 That's today? You're facing Hannah? 56 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:11,360 Who's still pissed off because, as we know, you didn't step down and let her take over like you promised. 57 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,800 Update. 58 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,960 We're sticking on a couple of financial points. 59 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,320 Child access? Also holding us up. 60 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:23,080 His ex-wife's upset so his son's upset and now refusing to see him. 61 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,800 Delay the decree absolute if you need to. 62 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,960 Yes. 63 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,360 That's what I thought. 64 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,400 Sorry, happy... 65 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,160 No, no. 66 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,000 No happy birthdays. 67 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,000 My Ex-Wife's A Bitch. 68 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,440 Catchy. I thought so. 69 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,440 A little premature, not officially an ex-wife until after the decree 70 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,720 absolute is in. And he asked himself why she won't let him see their 71 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,400 child. I'll have security close by. War room? Booked. 72 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,040 The Pearson meeting is set for tomorrow, I briefed counsel. 73 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,720 Watson, Demova, all to be signed. 74 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,000 And your father was here. I think he might still be downstairs. 75 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,120 Right. 76 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,560 I thought I saw him in the square. 77 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,360 I put it... No. Cancel. 78 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,440 He was pretty insistent he wanted to see you. 79 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,880 He can't. Oh, and Christie wants to brief you on your nine o'clock. 80 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,760 What nine o'clock? Moving in is making progress, then? 81 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,320 A corner window would be making progress. 82 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,680 Tell me who I have to sleep with. 83 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,040 Susie Mackin, HR, second floor. 84 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,600 It's a Mother's Day present. 85 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,120 You dodged that bullet. 86 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,560 Whatever you are asking, no. 87 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,520 David McKenzie. 88 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,760 His business makes up 3% of JJ Johnson's entire turnover. 89 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,720 I won't poach from any of the big five. 90 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,880 You found him, late last night, we got the call. 91 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,280 He needs someone senior in family law. 92 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,600 There isn't a kid who doesn't own a pair of his trainers. 93 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,400 Can't Xander? Your name stands for something. 94 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,760 They hear Defoe and... Stern. 95 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,360 I'm Stern now. 96 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,240 Curious, you never thought of using your married name before. 97 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,920 What can I say? Nathan finally wore me down. 98 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,640 You OK? Er... 99 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,560 Did you tell her? 100 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,480 David McKenzie. 101 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,840 Mr and Mrs McKenzie. 102 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,360 Hannah Stern, senior partner. 103 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,840 And this is my junior solicitor, Maggie. 104 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:25,640 Hiya. So, perhaps you'd like to... bring me up to speed. 105 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,720 Thank you. 106 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,080 Davey? 107 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:36,200 This is my new lawyer, Goldie, love. 108 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,480 She's going to help me. 109 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,240 With what? With our divorce. 110 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,160 We'll find you one of your own, of course. 111 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,600 You've been an exemplary wife and I can't fault you as a mother. 112 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,680 You'll be recompensed. 113 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:05,400 You'll get a healthy allowance, pay for your travel. 114 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,240 There'll be, you know, a small income from your shares. 115 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,080 We should tell the children soon. 116 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,080 I think they already suspect. 117 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,200 I'm sorry. 118 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,480 I just don't love you any more. 119 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,960 Mrs McKenzie... 120 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,200 ..why not take a breath? 121 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,120 She had no representation. She didn't even know why she was there. 122 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,560 So you ended the meeting? 123 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:36,200 Yeah, of course. Set up another with Mr McKenzie alone. 124 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,360 And he can instruct us formally on his divorce. 125 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,080 I don't do circus. 126 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,200 This will be circus. Who doesn't love a circus? Never have. 127 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,120 Hate clowns. 128 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,280 Your mother warned me. 129 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,360 You prefer to encourage settlement. 130 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,400 You don't burn up enough hours in court. 131 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,960 There's a certain paradox in a divorce lawyer who's actually averse 132 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,360 to divorce. I'm not averse... 133 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:01,920 He is a multimillionaire who wants us to litigate so you will litigate. 134 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,400 And it will be a war. 135 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,960 Please tell my wife I'll meet her downstairs. 136 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,680 Just as a matter of interest... 137 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,760 ..was she given any legal advice, 138 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,080 your wife, before she came in at all? 139 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,760 No, of course not. 140 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,280 She didn't know you were going to divorce her today. 141 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,720 To be clear... No, to be clear, legally, 142 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,360 she's entitled to 50% and if I'm going to represent you, 143 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,120 you need to know I play by the book. 144 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,320 So if there is anything you are keeping secret, 145 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,280 now would be the time to say. 146 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,520 Careful, Mrs Stern. 147 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,000 Remember what you said. 148 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,600 Take a breath. 149 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,720 Bill me for the skirt. 150 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,520 You need to get a wet wipe on that. 151 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,400 Thank you. 152 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,840 Do you enjoy this, 153 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,560 watching people tear themselves apart? 154 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,520 No. 155 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,920 But I trained from an early age. 156 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,120 Mrs McKenzie... 157 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,040 ..I know you want to run right now but if I may give you some advice? 158 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,800 Get the best solicitor you can afford. 159 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,440 Keep swimming past the sharks, 160 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,200 you find someone who can put herself in your shoes, 161 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,760 to give you the divorce 162 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,800 she would want if she were to ever find herself there. 163 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,920 She? 164 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,600 I'll ask Maggie to pull up a list. 165 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,560 Thank you. 166 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,560 No, I don't want a bloody lift. 167 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,000 Ah, hello. Hannah Stern? 168 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,760 Just over there. Thank you. 169 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,640 Oh. 170 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,400 Technically, I own half of that. 171 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,840 Technically, you own 10%. It was for the Thompson case. 172 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:23,320 I won the Thompson case that got Mrs Thompson both houses and retained her sanity. The shares? 173 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,800 Nice sweetener. 174 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,400 Hello, Hannah. 175 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200 Hello, Nina. 176 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,840 New hair. New job. 177 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,400 Does Rex know Eddie's here? 178 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,160 And Sarah wants to keep it that way. 179 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,600 He broke the terms of their agreement. 180 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,680 My Ex-Wife's A Bitch - he didn't think of mentioning it? 181 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,520 She's a comedy agent, she was his agent, she knows the way this works. 182 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,120 Yeah, well, hell hath no fury like an agent scorned. 183 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,360 What's David McKenzie doing downstairs? 184 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,640 Nice shirt. 185 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:14,600 Mr Pope, your ex-wife is experiencing considerable distress 186 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,640 seeing her life... Former life. 187 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,120 ..with you continually sourced as material. 188 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,960 Well, it's pretty distressing... 189 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,680 For my client not to be able to see his son. 190 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,280 It's been three weeks since he's had Eddie. 191 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,200 You can't use the gags about my mother's cancer. 192 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,320 Not even the chemo party bit? 193 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,760 You see what I've got to work with here? 194 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,440 Have you got nothing happy to write about? 195 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,720 You used to find this funny. 196 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,160 You used to say there was nothing so bad you couldn't take the piss out 197 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,760 of it. How else do I shine this shit?! 198 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,320 When you loved me... Yeah, WHEN I loved you. 199 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,960 But then you used to be funnier than this. 200 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:58,800 All we would ask is that you find an alternative source for your comedy. 201 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,840 Otherwise the current situation with regard to spending time with your 202 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,640 son may be made permanent. 203 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,680 No. No, no, no, no. 204 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,400 Our concern is that the continued separation between 205 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,880 my client and his son compounds a growing parental alienation. 206 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,960 I love my son. You think this is loving him? 207 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,040 Sorry, I need a break. 208 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,440 You off, then? You need to stay calm. 209 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,320 Do not do this. 210 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,280 Do not make threats with visitation, Hannah, do not screw with us. 211 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,360 It's not a threat. We've negotiated a settlement. 212 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,120 We're nearly agreed... How do you think Rex is going to pay for it? 213 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,240 This tour, he needs this tour. 214 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,960 I'm concerned for him. 215 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,240 He's on the edge, he really is. No-one is disputing your client's 216 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,120 right to tour - we're just disputing his rights to what's in it. 217 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,480 This is not fair on the kid. 218 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,520 When has divorce ever been fair on the kids? 219 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,040 You're coming tonight? Yeah, of course. 220 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,440 Rosie called. And texted. 221 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,440 Several times. I could have brought stuff. 222 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,080 I always bring stuff. Yeah, well, this time, we did it. 223 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,960 You get to give the speech. Great, yeah, lucked out there. 224 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,560 I'm tasked with balloons. 225 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,080 Shiny. It's a surprise party. 226 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,720 She knows. You know she knows. No. She just hates birthdays. 227 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,800 Exactly, so a surprise party, it's insane. 228 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,760 Hey. 229 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,520 Christie Carmichael! 230 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,320 Last time I saw you was the night before Hannah's wedding in our back 231 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,120 garden. Dancing so badly to Wonderwall. 232 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,360 Oh, please. Hannah never approved of the innocent rave. 233 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,880 That is ridiculous, that is totally ridiculous, because I raved. 234 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,960 We raved. You never raved. 235 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,400 You took her in. Your loss is our gain. 236 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,560 Oh, you got grey. I like it. 237 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,440 The Dolan papers, did you sign? Because I left them on your desk. 238 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,640 I need them signed and picked up in the next hour. 239 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,960 Right. Hannah. 240 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,160 Nina. 241 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,680 He got better with age. Oh, please. Seriously. 242 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,640 Is he...? 243 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,160 Divorced. 244 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,040 Sorry, I know you prefer them attached. 245 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,760 Hey...little man. 246 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,880 We need to find a compromise here. 247 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,000 Cutting..."My ex-wife swore a lot. 248 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,760 "Sometimes I get offended just by what came out of her mouth. 249 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,040 "For example, my best friend's cock." That might be a start. 250 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,840 It's always better for the child to see their dad. Not always. 251 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,800 Dad left us when you were seven. 252 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,840 Eight, I was eight. If he is fundamentally a good father... 253 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,320 We did... It is always better for the child. We did fine. 254 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,440 Start with the tweets. 255 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:05,000 Cut the tweets and we MIGHT get him his Wednesdays back. 256 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,480 My client will desist with tweets 257 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,720 but he asks in return you consider giving back weekends. 258 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,440 On the proviso that any material 259 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,680 that also relates directly to my client on the marital breakdown 260 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,760 is removed from any live tours or broadcasts. 261 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,920 A transcript of the modified material would be provided. 262 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,280 Fine. It will be subject to approval, of course. 263 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:21,400 So, let's regroup after lunch and review. 264 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,680 That stuff about when he was a baby, 265 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,200 when Eddie was a baby and that time when we were at your mother's and I 266 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,360 started to leak... 267 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,720 ..you can keep that stuff. 268 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,160 You think? I snorted out my tea when I read that bit. 269 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,760 Hey. How are you? 270 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,640 Yeah, all good, good. 271 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,400 The new man. 272 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,840 Support on my last tour. 273 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,800 That makes me the warm up act. 274 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,160 Do you need me to get lunch for you all? I think we're fine. 275 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,640 Not even for Eddie? 276 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,280 He's here? 277 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,240 Eddie? Sarah was forced to bring him with her today. 278 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,160 Eddie! He is here but it will not help your case... It's Dad! 279 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,800 Take Sarah to my office. Eddie! Rex, please, this isn't helping anyone. 280 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,080 Eddie! Stop him. You stop it. 281 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,760 Eddie! 282 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,000 Call security. 283 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,960 Mr Pope. I'm sorry if I upset you. 284 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,160 Look, I just want to see him. 285 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,400 That's enough. OK, OK, OK, all right. 286 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,600 Hey! 287 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,400 Hey, all right? Eddie, it's fine, it's OK, it's OK, buddy. 288 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,240 It's all right, Daddy's just... I'm sorry, mate. 289 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,120 Where is he? In the boardroom. I calmed him down. 290 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,520 He's not moving until he gets to talk to Eddie. 291 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,320 He doesn't want lunch. Fine, nil by mouth. 292 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,880 Smoke him out. 293 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,280 I don't want to fight. 294 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,960 No, you just don't want to fight unless it's with a smile. 295 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,600 I'm late. 296 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,600 See you. Back at three. 297 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,240 What is bugging you today? 298 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,240 He's back. Dad. 299 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,160 I saw him. 300 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,520 This morning, down in the square. 301 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,160 You recognised him? 302 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,720 I wouldn't. Of course you wouldn't. 303 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,400 You haven't seen him since you were seven. Eight, for the last time. 304 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,080 Did you speak to him? 305 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,800 And say what? "Where have you been for the last 30 years?" 306 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,320 Does he want to see us? I don't know. 307 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,680 I have to go. 308 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,520 Hannah. How did he look? 309 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,600 Old. 310 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,200 OK, as you all know, 311 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,080 we've been getting a lot of interest from Chicago. 312 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,040 Obviously we're excited about expanding... 313 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,840 Excuse me interrupting, but... 314 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,000 Nathan Stern! Christie Carmichael. 315 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,160 Hong Kong clearly agreed with you. 316 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,600 Ah, you've been keeping track of me? 317 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,000 You look well. You owe me a fiver. 318 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,440 I kept my hair. 319 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,760 Ah. 320 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,400 Xander, Nathan Stern. 321 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,680 Xander Hill. You represented Nichols. 322 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,760 Yeah, a challenging case. And won. Yeah. 323 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,720 Nathan has been instrumental in changes to the law involving foreign 324 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,240 surrogates. I keep track of you, too. 325 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,800 Right, well, I couldn't pass by without kissing my wife. 326 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,680 Your mother, one o'clock. 327 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,240 Still spinning your exit like a rabid hamster. 328 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,520 Enjoy your lunch. 329 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,800 Hello? 330 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,680 Um... 331 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,800 Would you excuse me...a moment? 332 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,560 David McKenzie? 333 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,920 Apparently he's unhappy with his solicitor, 334 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,080 fortuitous that we put in a call. 335 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:24,080 First rule - all bets are off until the letter of engagement is signed. 336 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,440 That's invaluable advice. 337 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,800 Are you coming tonight? So you do know? 338 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,680 I said you'd know. You always know everything. 339 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,480 At least look surprised, if only for Rosie's sake. 340 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,240 No speeches, by the way. 341 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,320 That's... That's not good. 342 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,960 We had a window of opportunity and it has been firmly closed. 343 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,600 Yeah, I'll sort it. We've lost him. 344 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,960 There's nothing to sort. 345 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,400 Learn from this. 346 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,760 It won't happen again. 347 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,840 No-one died. 348 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,240 Not yet. 349 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,080 You are so late. 350 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,560 And you are a part-time nanny. My work here is done. Ow! 351 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,280 I've left Hannah, like, five messages. 352 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,520 She's had a new haircut. You've seen her? 353 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,600 Working on a case, we're communicating by semaphore. 354 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,920 The shining Christmas, you didn't speak till... 355 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,920 May. Is that when you were with Psycho John? 356 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,640 Do you ever think of Dad? No. 357 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,240 He walked out when I was two. 358 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,200 After I was left by the Monkees. 359 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,200 That's a myth of your own making. 360 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,520 What you and Hannah said. 361 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,680 God, I hate you two. 362 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,000 You say things, then you say you never said them. 363 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,680 You keep stuff from me. 364 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,800 That's because you are young and impressionable. 365 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,440 I'm getting married in two months. 366 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,760 Exactly, how is the mouth breather, by the way? 367 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,600 He has a sinus problem. Uh-huh. And the other little problem? 368 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,000 He's not gay. 369 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,200 James is not gay. 370 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,320 We live in fluid times. If he was gay, he'd say. 371 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,240 I'm never getting drunk with you again. 372 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,400 He's gentle and you're irritating. 373 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,760 Essential part of my remit. I've got to go. 374 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,720 Don't make a scene tonight, all right? No inappropriate behaviour, 375 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,360 no getting drunk, no turning up with randoms. 376 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,640 Nina! Don't get blown away! 377 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:38,040 When Nina was in my office, was the McKenzie letter of engagement out? 378 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,280 Thank you. Shall we? 379 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,920 You can see that my client has made considerable strides to modify. 380 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,200 "My ex-wife is very sexually adventurous. 381 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,560 "Her favourite thing was having sex in a public place - her vagina." 382 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,440 My delivery's a bit better. 383 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,600 I'm talking about ex-wives in general. 384 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:08,000 "We used to enjoy doing the mannequin challenge, or as she called it, having sex." 385 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,400 I'm laughing at myself as much as I'm laughing at you, Sarah. 386 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,880 No, Mr Pope, the joke is entirely on your wife. I've cut half my act. 387 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,360 Misogynistic, deeply offensive, with little attempt to meet our demands. 388 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,120 You have to leave me with something. No, no more chances, Mr Pope. 389 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,240 I'd like to consult with my colleague. 390 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,360 A word. 391 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,440 OK, cut to it, Hannah. David McKenzie was my client. 392 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,680 Then you should have done a better job of keeping him. 393 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,040 Instead you're taking it out on them and screwing this up. 394 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,040 This isn't you. But it is you. Don't ever go in my office again. 395 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,080 You walked out of Defoes, you don't get to tell me what to do now. 396 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,320 I do, however, give my client the best advice I can. 397 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,600 And I need to think about this child. 398 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,840 Therefore, we retract the offer of every Wednesday night, 399 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,000 and we have no intention of extending visitation rights to weekends. 400 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,560 I have got a father who is not going to leave that boardroom until he sees his son. 401 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,520 Well, remind him you bill by the minute. 402 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,720 Third button, you might want to do that up. 403 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,520 Have you consulted with your client on this first? I don't need to, she'll be in agreement. 404 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,200 How about yours? 405 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,040 Is that better for you? 406 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,320 And look - I'm not even smiling. 407 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,680 Hannah... You need to trust me on this, Sarah. 408 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,480 This is what you pay me for. 409 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,600 Something's different today. 410 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,240 That's where you've been hiding. 411 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,960 Oh... 412 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,640 No! 413 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,720 You didn't? 414 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,400 Don always said he wanted them a little bigger, so... 415 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,880 Carningham clinic? Yeah. 416 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,640 Didn't I say? 417 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,680 Just got to enjoy them now, love. 418 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,040 Oh, golly. 419 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,360 To Don. 420 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,720 Rest in peace. 421 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,160 Oh, sweetheart. 422 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,360 You nursed him until the end. 423 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,200 No-one could have got better care. 424 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,880 Drink up. 425 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,400 Bubbles'll die. 426 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,000 See you, girls. Charlie. Bye-bye, girls. 427 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,200 Are you all right? 428 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,480 Oh, something and nothing with Davey. 429 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,320 It'll be fine. 430 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,600 Really? 431 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,240 I love you, Goldie. 432 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,480 Don't ever forget that, OK? 433 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,320 Hi. 434 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,520 Hiya. Can you follow that cab? 435 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,200 Right, OK, love. 436 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,400 Oh, God. 437 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,880 You gave 438 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,000 man the constant help of woman. 439 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:43,200 So that man and woman should no longer be two flesh but one. 440 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:49,560 May the love that brought us here together today continue to grow 441 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:56,600 and mature with each passing year. 442 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,440 Amen. 443 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,480 Amen. Amen. 444 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,840 I know, it can be strange when you're not used to it. 445 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,800 But I'm here not only to offer you spiritual guidance but also 446 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,840 emotional and practical. 447 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,520 That's great. Sorry. 448 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,040 You were rude. Priests are funny. 449 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,520 He's a vicar. It's ridiculous. 450 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,800 We don't even... I believe... Don't say it. 451 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,360 Do not say it. ..that there's something. 452 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,320 Oh, my God, are you going to say it? 453 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,840 I believe in Jesus. 454 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,080 You were the one who wanted to get married in a bloody church. 455 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,600 Hannah. 456 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,880 You look just like your mother. 457 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,720 Er, did you... 458 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,040 Would you, er, give her this? 459 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,120 It is today, hmm? 460 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,800 Her birthday? 461 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,200 It didn't make the post, so if you could. 462 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,080 Would you mind? 463 00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:01,600 My father went out to buy a newspaper and never came back. 464 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,160 I can only assume that while he was out some catastrophic accident must have happened 465 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,280 cos there's no other acceptable reason for how he could leave us like that. 466 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,040 Hannah... My father is dead. 467 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,960 Sarah's already gone with Eddie but he's refusing to go home. 468 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,960 He's still cutting material. 469 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:37,640 Nina said she'd wait, but apparently she's got a party to go to, so... 470 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,920 So I said I'd wait. 471 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,080 I'll deal with it. Hannah... 472 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,080 Go home. It's late. 473 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,720 OK. 474 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:00,080 There are two ways this can go. 475 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:09,000 You can continue to talk about your ex-wife on this tour, 476 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 you can say exactly what you want, 477 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,840 and one day, if not now, 478 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,200 your son is going to pull you up on YouTube 479 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:23,560 doing your set and he's going to hate you for hating his mum. 480 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,600 Or talk about other stuff. 481 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,360 There must be other stuff. 482 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,800 Because you can't stop someone if they want to leave a marriage... 483 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,720 ..however hard you try and make them stay. 484 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,080 And...in my experience, 485 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,040 it's always better... 486 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,880 ..if he's fundamentally a good father. 487 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,400 It's always better for the child to see their dad. 488 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,480 Did you ever hear the one about the stand-up and his agent? 489 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,440 One minute he's lying in bed, listening to her snoring... 490 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:25,120 ..and the next, he's part of a story she will share with someone else. 491 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,560 And he still has to give her 10%. 492 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,600 You get Wednesday nights. We can talk about weekends after that. 493 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,040 I got you banana. 494 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,640 Lovely boy. 495 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,040 I'm sorry. 496 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,240 I'm really sorry. 497 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,040 Do you think they ever forgive you, children? 498 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,680 Let's see what we've got. 499 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,640 This is mine and this is mine... 500 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,280 Give it to me, give one to me! No, they're mine! 501 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,680 Hey, Dad. Hey, you all right? Take that for me? Mm-hm. Thanks. 502 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,520 Nathan! 503 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,680 Thank God you're here. 504 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,960 That very boring man I invited for Christmas. 505 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960 Hi. Hello. How are you? 506 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,120 Oh, sorry, happy birthday. What's happy about it? 507 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,400 It's a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 508 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,000 I should have died at 69, saved us all. 509 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,080 Be right back. Nathan! Hey. Give me a hug. How are you? 510 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,000 Have some alcohol. Nice dress. 511 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,880 Thank you very much, you can borrow it later. I will, I will. 512 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,440 Oh, hello, James. 513 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,560 Hi! Are these two bothering you? 514 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,840 Vinnie is. All right? No, Tilly, I'm not. OK? 515 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,840 Donna! Nathan. 516 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,080 Finally, alone at last. Oh, yeah, promises, promises. 517 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,240 So she brought the manchild? 518 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,680 Hannah here yet? 519 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,680 Nope. As ever. 520 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,800 You are going to be MC, OK? Oh, great, a promotion. 521 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,280 Last year I was on coat check. I'll take that, thank you. 522 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,920 The liver can regenerate to its full size with only 25% of itself. 523 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,560 That's why you're going to be a doctor 524 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,960 and I'm going to keep drinking. 525 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,040 Why is your mother always late? 526 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,400 How's your boyfriend? He's good. 527 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,480 Sex yet? 528 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,200 You look... 529 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,720 Your zip. Can I...? 530 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,160 Oh. 531 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,680 You and Nathan today. What? 532 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,080 You know what. 533 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,480 The edge. 534 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,880 It's just like in moot court when we were kids. 535 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:14,040 What happened to us? We shared a shitty flat a long time ago. 536 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,960 No. No, what happened to us? 537 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,560 We got married. 538 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,440 We got babies. 539 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,280 I grew up. Yeah. 540 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,640 You did. 541 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:40,000 The night before your wedding... No, no. 542 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,680 We don't talk about that night. 543 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,320 If this is to work, we don't talk about that. 544 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,600 Right. 545 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400 Nina seemed in good form. 546 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,120 She suggested we grab a drink sometime. 547 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,520 Well, she's a cheap date. You don't mind? 548 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,120 I love my husband. 549 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,800 That's not what I said. 550 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,720 Davey McKenzie. I won't go after him. 551 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,200 His wife's here, boardroom eight. 552 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,120 You better... 553 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,400 I was trying to add up how many hours I've spent married. 554 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,600 How many hours I've spent 555 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,160 listening to him, 556 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:46,360 cooking for him, washing for him, screwing him. 557 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,720 I see my girlfriends checking their husband's pockets 558 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:53,320 for hotel receipts, or the phone for a deleted message. 559 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,920 And I was always so grateful that my Davey wasn't like that. 560 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,160 Should have remembered he is a businessman. He always said... 561 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,880 .."See, Goldie, 562 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,920 "little thieves get hanged, great ones escape." 563 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,480 Well, not any more. 564 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,640 Mrs McKenzie, I believe your husband has appointed another solicitor. 565 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,800 Yeah, I heard. So represent me. 566 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,720 Give me the divorce you would want 567 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,680 if you were to ever find yourself here. 568 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,040 Biologically, man is not designed 569 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,320 to watch the mating rituals of his children. 570 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,440 Oh, she's right, new hair. 571 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,240 Looks good. That's why I like you. 572 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,120 Apology? I'm going in here. 573 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,640 Hey. Brace yourself. 574 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,880 What did I do? 575 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,000 Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no, not on my watch. 576 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,800 This music must die, you'll kill the old people. 577 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,600 Give it to me. No, no more. I'm not having it. 578 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,000 Mummy! 579 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,720 We said we'd spend more time. 580 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:20,120 What have we got to do to get you back, eh? 581 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,720 Mum! 582 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,920 What are you doing? 583 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,000 Wear that. 584 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,880 Why? 585 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,080 Because there must some reason Mum's kept all this shit. 586 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,640 Sexy. You look really good. 587 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,280 Hannah, get in here now. Get in here now. 588 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,920 OK, OK. 589 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,280 OK, serious, serious. 590 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,840 Bomber jacket. Oh, really? 591 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,360 Yes, yes. Maybe, maybe? 592 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,640 Once we cut the cake I'm out of here. OK. 593 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 594 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,360 Great. 595 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,520 Marge Simpson meets Sunset Boulevard. 596 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,200 Our mother is a hoarder. 597 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,360 Ooh, these are prehistoric. 598 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,440 What are they doing out? 599 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,200 Oh, I thought there might be something I could use for the wedding. 600 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,920 You should have asked. OK. 601 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,160 Erm, please may I use your tapes? 602 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,640 No. 603 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,640 Rosabelle, back slowly away. 604 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,480 Don't do that, don't make me always have to be grown-up. 605 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,320 These are my tapes. 606 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,440 Mine. You don't just take something that is not yours and leave the rest 607 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,760 of us to pick up the shit. Hannah! OK. 608 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,600 Um... 609 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,640 We're going to go downstairs to that thing known to some as a party, 610 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,280 Hannah. 611 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,680 Did you tell her? Tell me what? Not yet. Tell me what? 612 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,680 What? 613 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,160 OK, Rose. You're going to cry in a moment. 614 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,960 But it is OK. 615 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,000 What, you've got a terminal illness? 616 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,400 I saw Dad today. What? 617 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,760 He just turned up. Hannah, Hannah? 618 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,920 What? Your moment has arrived. Speech. Oh, shit. 619 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,160 Cake. 620 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:44,080 Where do I start with Ruth Alice Defoe? 621 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:49,400 The doyenne of family law, as quoted by the Times. 622 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:57,360 When I was younger, 623 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,240 a lot younger than I am now, I... 624 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,440 ..remember you standing in this living room, 625 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,920 glass of wine in hand... 626 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,080 ..and you were dancing. 627 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,480 Not many of you have seen my mother dance. 628 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,000 But when I was a child, 629 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,920 she liked to dance. 630 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:28,760 Anyway, she was dancing and I must have asked her something like, 631 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,040 "What are you doing?" 632 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,160 And...I'll never forget your reply. 633 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:41,480 "Hannah, the thing you need to know 634 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,960 "in life is men will come and go. 635 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,600 "So the only relationship 636 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,320 "really worth having is the one you have with yourself." 637 00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,360 I've always admired that. 638 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,440 You've raised three children, 639 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,880 you built up Defoes and you did it... 640 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,400 ..all on your own. 641 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,200 But more than that, you always 642 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:18,280 made it feel like it was just the four of us... 643 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,480 ..against the world. 644 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,040 That we didn't need anyone else. 645 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,080 And we didn't. 646 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,640 Until life and love and boys... 647 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,840 ..came along. So, 648 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:50,520 to my beautiful, strong, indestructible mother. 649 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,320 Happy birthday! 650 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,240 Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 651 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,080 I love you all. 652 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,160 More than you will ever know. 653 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,600 Now, go, dance! 654 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,880 We will never talk of this again! 655 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,360 I said no speeches. 656 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,520 It was quite touching, as far as speeches go. 657 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,520 You signed Davey McKenzie. 658 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,520 We need him. 659 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,200 Defoes needs him. 660 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,400 He's a shit. Davey McKenzie is a shit and you're going to make that 661 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,560 divorce even shittier. Divorce shouldn't be easy. 662 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,800 It's there to remind you that however bad it is in that God-awful 663 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,240 state called marriage, getting out would be an even greater hell. 664 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:03,560 Who says it has to be terrible? There is another way. Tilly, Tilly? 665 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,680 You want some pizza? 666 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,760 Tilly. I'll take that as a yes. 667 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,160 Tilly, move. 668 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,800 I relied on you, Hannah. 669 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,720 I counted on you. 670 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,400 And you walked out. 671 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,360 Maybe it's because I'm tired of being the one relied upon. 672 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,480 Counted on. 673 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,160 Be careful, Hannah. 674 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,720 Family is fragile. 675 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,720 No-one is immune to it breaking, not even you. 676 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:48,240 And I'm afraid you'll abandon it before it abandons you. 677 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,560 I blame your father for that. 678 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,320 Well, you can tell him. 679 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,360 I saw him today. 680 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,600 Why now? 681 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,400 Why does he come back now? 682 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,680 On the upside, he wrote you a card. 683 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,480 It's on the mantelpiece. 684 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,960 Tell your dad I'm ordering a cab. 685 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,560 Bye. 686 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,040 Children. 687 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,640 688 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,800 689 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,640 690 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:01,400 691 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,640 692 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,560 Hey. 693 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:12,240 694 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,200 695 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,920 696 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:27,640 697 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,640 end with a fight 698 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,560 699 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:41,880 700 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,040 701 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,680 702 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,120 703 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,920 704 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:40,000 705 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,960 706 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,240 707 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,800 708 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,880 709 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,320