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What's that, mate?

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No, I just put one out, mate. Here,
come, let's go and have a cup of tea.

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Here, Sam.

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Look, Dave, open the nursery for the
clippish kid.

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Ah, it's a daft idea that he's having
babies in the depot.

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No, it's not.

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That's so that the young married
clippers can come back to work.

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Well, our clippish coffee, you must be
joking, lazy lot.

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Most of them got in the pudding club so
they wouldn't have to work.

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Which way's the nursery?

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Oh, it's through that door, love, and
along the corridor.

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Corridor? Oh, dear, I'm going to be late
on duty.

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Oh, don't worry, duck, we'll give you a
hand. Oh, he's heavy, isn't he?

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Hey, he's gorgeous, isn't he? Is he
yours?

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Yeah, lovely.

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Hello, darling.

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He's a beauty, isn't he? Now, look, this
is it.

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I hope the nurse is nice.

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Nurse?

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Oh, blimey, some of them nurses are hot
stuff, mate. I used to go out with one

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man. Oh, they know everything.

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Do they? Yeah.

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Oh.

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What do you want?

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Well, if this one knows everything,
she's been keeping it a secret.

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We've brought this baby in, nurse. Oh,
not another one. Yeah.

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Well, all right, you'd better bring him
in. Yeah, all right.

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What do I hear with the others? Yeah,
he's a gorgeous one.

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Hello. I'm a dash, I'm due out.

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I've put his feeding chart on the cot.

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Bye, darling.

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Morning,

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sister.

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What you two layabouts doing in here?

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They helped me bring baby up, Inspector,
cos I'm going on duty.

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Oh, well, you'd better hurry along then,
lovey. Come on.

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It's working, then, I see, sister, eh?
More and more of the Clippers are

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bringing their babies up here.

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It's all my idea, you know. Yeah.

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I see you've brought your two with you.

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Hey, they take after their farmer, don't
they?

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No, not quite.

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Blakely hasn't got a tail.

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He's got one, but he keeps it tucked in.

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You two shut up and get out of the way.
I've been getting some stuff for the

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sister here.

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Did you bring the baby oil?

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Yes, I didn't. Forget it, sister. Here
you are.

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I told you to bring a big bottle. That's
useless.

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Oh, well, I'd better check this.

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Late arrival, eh? Now, let's see.

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Arrived at depot 12 .25.

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I mean, it's a baby, not a bus.

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They all have to be checked. There's no
difference.

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Yes, well, you see, he's very thorough,
you see, Jack, yes. We should stick to

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regulations, mate.

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I'll just check to see if that one up
the end wants some air and water.

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I think he's got a bit too much air
pressure.

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This one here's got a radiator leak.

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Will you two shut up?

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You stupid man, you've woken the baby.

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It's not my fault, sister.

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Perhaps it needs feeding or something.

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Inspector, you look after your buses and
I look after the babies.

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I'll feed it when I've got time. I can't
manage everything.

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And where's that helper? I told you that
I wanted a helper. Now, where is she?

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Yes, well, it's a little difficult, you
see, about this, sister, because we

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can't get the right type of girl, you
see.

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They don't want to do the job, actually.

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Anyway, I'll put a notice up about it.

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Come on, mate.

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Here, here, you know what I've been
thinking?

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That job would suit Olive.

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Or your sister. Oh, she knows nothing
about babies. I mean, she can't do

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anything properly.

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No, you're right. No, because if she
did, she'd have killed herself, wouldn't

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she? Yeah, mind you.

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Perhaps she could learn.

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Don't be daft. She's been married nine
years.

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No, you burk. Learn to look after
babies. Tell her what your mother could

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her what to do.

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It's ten quid a week part -time.

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Yeah, why not?

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Oh, no, Stan.

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I don't think I could manage it. What do
you think, Arthur?

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Ridiculous. I've always maintained
you're quite incapable of looking after

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children. Well, please yourself.

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Good, I thought you'd be grateful.

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I mean, let's face it.

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She's getting ten quid a week.

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Eh?

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Oh.

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Oh, well, on second thoughts, you may as
well give it a try.

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I mean, after all, modern babies are
very tough, aren't they?

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Of course they are. They're as tough as
nails, aren't they, Mum? Yes.

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Do you remember when you let me hold
Olive when she was a baby?

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Oh, yes.

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I dropped her on her head.

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Oh, no, it was awful.

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It's a wonder she's grown up into such a
lovely, healthy girl.

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I mean, it might have affected her in
all sorts of ways.

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How bright you are.

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Well, nothing much. You sort of look
after the babies in general and sort of

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change their nappies.

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Change their nappies? Oh, I couldn't do
that.

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Oh, that's the trouble with you modern
girls.

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None of you want to have anything to do
with babies.

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You're too busy sitting around the house
looking sexy and glamorous.

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Well, it's not my fault.

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How can I know about babies when I've
never had one?

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Well, that's what I mean in the old
days. They believed in big families.

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Here, Arthur, do you know what?

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Her granny had 16 children.

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Really? Yes.

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They tried to have one at least once a
year.

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Did they? Yes.

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That's about what Harper does.

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Will you shut up?

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I've never handled a baby before. I
wouldn't know what to do.

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Well, now, my love, I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a few lessons after

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supper.

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Dear loves, look what I've found. Oh,
it's my old dolly. Yes, I found it in

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cupboard. Here, I thought it'd do for
Olive to practice putting a nappy on a

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baby. What a smashing idea.

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I used to love my dolly. Ah, yes.

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Do you remember, Stan?

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She used to sleep with that doll every
night till she married Arthur.

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I bet she found more light than the
doll.

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I'm a little tired of your offensive
remarks. Oh, now, now. He was only

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If I press the dolly in the right place,
I can get the squeaker to work.

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I told you it had more light than you.

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Now, look, mate.

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Oh, now, now.

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Here, Oliver, tell you what. Pretend
this is a nappy and practice in putting

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on the baby.

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Oh, all right. Now, look what you do,
love, here. You get this, a three

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piece like that. See? There. Now lay the
baby on it.

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That's it.

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You're supposed to be putting it on his
bum, not his head.

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Give us a chance.

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a nappy on it, not teaching it judo.

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Well, it's not easy because the ends
don't meet.

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That's it, isn't it?

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You can't do that to a kid.

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Give us in here.

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I mean, even a baby can't get in that
position.

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Just so happens that I was practising my
yoga.

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Oh, that's right.

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Oh,

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there, that's it, isn't it? No, love,
no, that's not it. Look, you've

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to put the oil on. Eh?

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Look, before you put a nappy on, you've
got to rub baby oil in all the little

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creases. What creases?

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Well, all babies have creases, love.
Then you grow up and fill out, and the

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creases go away.

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Olive's didn't.

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She filled out and got another lot, see?

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I have not.

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Anyway, I'm not taking the nappy off now
to put the baby oil on.

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Well, you don't have to with that one,
do you? Eh? Well, you just pour it

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through the hole in the middle of his
back here.

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Then instead of the oil being on the
outside working its way in, it'll be on

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inside working its way out, see?

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Do you know what I've been thinking?

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What? It's a pity when the hole made
like that.

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Oh, how revolting.

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No, it's not. No, if we all had a hole
in the middle of our back... Anything

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that went wrong with us, all we'd have
to do is to take off that inspection

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plate and have a shifty inside to see
what's wrong.

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What a ghastly thought.

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It's not a ghastly thought, mate. If you
had a hole in the middle of your back,

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you wouldn't have needed your operation.

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I don't see what my operation has to do
with this. So the doctor could have

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peered inside and see if you was
functioning properly.

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I was functioning perfectly all right.
No, you weren't. I remember the first

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year we were married. Will you shut up
about that?

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Olive's had to look after babies.

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Look, she's got a fair idea how to put a
nappy on. That's all she'll need to

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know. Well, no, it isn't, love. She's
got to learn how to bring the wind up

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after it's had a feed.

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How do I do that?

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God, everybody knows that.

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Look, Olive, all you have to do, you
take hold of the baby, put it over your

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shoulder like that, and just tap it
gently on its back.

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There, you see?

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Ah, my little Olive. Used to be
something awful with the wind.

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A little stomach would all fill up and
she'd go all red in the face.

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She hadn't changed much.

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That is such a pig.

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Now, look, take the baby, put it over
your shoulder and pat it gently. And

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take no notice of him. Oh, well, he
shouldn't be so rude.

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Oh, well, never mind, love.

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That won't happen with a real baby.

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With her in charge, I'm not so sure.

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Good morning, Blackie.

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I see you've bashed that bollard in the
high street again.

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More complaints from the council, eh?

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Look at that, look. You must have bashed
that blooming bollard right over this

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time. Yeah, well, not to worry. Come
over here.

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See that?

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I bashed it straight on the way back.

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Typical, isn't it, eh?

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No regard for the buses at all, have
you? Well, if you put it in maintenance,

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they'll soon fix it, you know. Duh. By
the way, Blackie, how's my sister

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on in the nursery?

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Well, I only hope the gawd she's looking
after them babies a bit better than you

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are the buses, mate.

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Well, there you are again. If she
happens to drop one, nibble it in the

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maintenance and have the bumps knocked
out.

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Here, come on, let's go and see how
she's getting on, Jack. If you're going

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there, you can take that cot up there
for me.

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What, you're going to beddy -bye -byes,
are you?

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Twit. I'm collecting all that stuff up
for the nursery, ain't I?

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In the last two weeks, I've had to go up
that baby shop up the road and get six

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cots. Gawd, they must think you're hell
of a goer.

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Get that cot up there. All right, all
right. Go on, Jack.

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Ernest. What do you two want?

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The inspector told us to bring this cot
in here.

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Well, I can't put it up. You'd better do
it.

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Well, we can't do it. We're going to
have our lunch. Put it in that corner

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don't argue.

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Yeah, OK.

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Oh, well, how you getting on, love?

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Oh, well, I changed all their napkins
like I did on my dolly, and I've made

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bring up wind.

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Have you?

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Well, I'd better see if they've still
got their heads on.

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They're all right, love, don't worry.

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You're so silly, eh? Well, those men are
putting the cot up for me. I can't do

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it. It's not my job.

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Oh, very well, then.

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Well, hurry up about it, will you?

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Yeah, well, here I am.

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How did it go?

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Oh, look at that. Bless him, look.

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Oh, isn't he lovely?

237
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,440
He's a lovely little fellow, isn't he,
eh?

238
00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:44,460
What's up with him, then?

239
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,160
You all make your faces at him.

240
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:48,860
I was only smiling at him, what do you
call that?

241
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,720
Leave that baby alone.

242
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,090
Yeah. Here, I'll play with my pencil.

243
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:56,930
Take your hand away.

244
00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,650
I'm responsible for that child's health.
Anything he touches should be

245
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:04,250
sterilised. Ah, he's all right there. He
qualifies for that.

246
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,450
All right, sister, I won't touch him
then.

247
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:09,709
Very well.

248
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:13,650
And don't lean too close over the cot. I
don't want you breathing germs all over

249
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,010
him. Oh, for goodness sake, sister, I'm
not doing any harm.

250
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:20,510
Ridiculous. I wasn't breathing over him
at all. I was just leaning over him like

251
00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,680
that. Yeah, but let's face it, Blake,
there's a lot of funny things fall out

252
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,680
your moustache.

253
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:28,280
Will you two shut up and get out? It's a
quarter to one, come on.

254
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,760
Quarter to one? Yeah.

255
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,340
Oh, that's my lunch hour.

256
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,980
Well, you're not going to lunch and
leaving the babies, are you, sister?

257
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,880
Certainly I am.

258
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,380
I have to eat, you know.

259
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,160
I've shown my assistant what to do.

260
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:45,360
Olive, the feeds are all ready and I'll
be back at two o 'clock.

261
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,709
And, uh...

262
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:50,710
Also, dear, I think number six wants
changing. Would you see to that at once?

263
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:57,250
Will you men get out of here as soon as
you've finished? Yeah, well, I... Well,

264
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,850
I think I'd better go and check the
buses, then.

265
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:05,410
How much longer are you two going to be?
We'll nearly finish it now, Bladie.

266
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,690
Well, hurry up and get on with it, then.

267
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,490
Lovely.

268
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,070
Fair with the rock. Come on, then, I'll
lunch.

269
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,570
Terri, I'll see you later, love.

270
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,150
Oh, you little devil!

271
00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:17,389
What's the matter?

272
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,550
He took my glasses. I think he put them
on the floor.

273
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,549
Oh, yeah, there.

274
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,269
Down there.

275
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,790
Where? Just in front of you there.

276
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:31,170
You stupid great knit, you. You've been
a tread on them, look.

277
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,630
Well, I couldn't see them without my
glasses.

278
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,450
Can I wear them?

279
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,450
Well, you can wear them, but I don't
know what they're going to do for you.

280
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,450
I can't see a thing.

281
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,690
Well, what are you going to do?

282
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:45,010
Well, I'll have to manage.

283
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,630
I'll just try and do this little... Mark
Snappy first.

284
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,329
Where are you going?

285
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:50,890
Where are you going? Not that one. Not
that one.

286
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,770
That's where you were. On that one.
There.

287
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,090
There.

288
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,830
Oh, you old wet, you naughty little
girl.

289
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:01,450
Girl?

290
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,090
Can't you see anything? That's a boy.

291
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:10,769
Is it?

292
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,290
Oh, it's just a blur to me.

293
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:16,590
That's the first time I've ever heard it
called that.

294
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:21,690
Ain't it marvellous, eh? She's blind as
a bat without her glasses.

295
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:25,530
Yeah, I only take them off when I go to
bed at night. You want to keep them on,

296
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:26,690
love, might do you a bit of good.

297
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,010
Hey, Jack, hang on, hang on.

298
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:34,510
We can't leave her here in charge
without her glasses. Ah, well, we'll

299
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,710
Blackie. It's his picture, isn't it? Oh,
no, don't!

300
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,670
No, she's right, though. No, if you tell
Blake, you know what he is. You only

301
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:48,970
give her the push, you know what he is.

302
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:52,950
Yes, and I'm quite capable of looking
after babies. Yeah, provided you can

303
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:53,950
them.

304
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,170
Yeah, haven't you got a spare pair?

305
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:58,190
Yeah, I've got a pair at home. I could
dash home and get them. Just look after

306
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,310
the babies for me, please.

307
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:00,970
Eh?

308
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,170
Oh, Stan, please.

309
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,190
Arthur will kill me if I lose this job.

310
00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:05,450
Of course he won't.

311
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,770
I don't know, you're getting ten quid,
aren't you? Maybe you're right.

312
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,130
All right, go and dip my phone. We'll
hang on. Hey, hang about. What about my

313
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,130
lunch? I'm hungry.

314
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,369
I'll be as quick as I can.

315
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,849
Oh, what about the baby's nappy?

316
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,589
Well, give us your... I'd better do it
then for you.

317
00:17:18,869 --> 00:17:19,869
Hurry up and don't be long.

318
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:27,170
Oh, blimey, how much longer's Olive
going to be? She'll be gone 20 minutes.

319
00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:28,470
Well, give her a chance.

320
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,090
She'll be another 10 minutes at least.

321
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,310
Well, it will be due out.

322
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,050
Anyway, I'm famished. I want me lunch.

323
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:37,230
I'm going up the canteen. No, Jack, no,
Jack. Don't leave him with this lot.

324
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:41,050
Oh, blimey, I'm starving. Well, I'm
starving and all, but... Here, there's

325
00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:42,050
plenty of grub here, look.

326
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:44,240
What, baby? Baby food?

327
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,580
What do you mean, yeah?

328
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,660
It's smashing stuff. It's great.

329
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,860
Besides, it's free, isn't it?

330
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,260
We're in a management appointment,
aren't we?

331
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,260
You've got a point there, mate. Let's
have a look.

332
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,560
Minced, homogenised beef, mixed
vegetable, gravy added, vitamins. Well,

333
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,560
doesn't sound bad.

334
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,360
Yeah? What's it like? Yeah, that is
handsome, mate. That is handsome. I'll

335
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,360
this one.

336
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,740
Mmm.

337
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,460
So is this, mate. What have you got?
This is liver, chicken, spinach and bone

338
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,460
broth.

339
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,880
Oh, this is great. Here, you've got
another spoon there, have you?

340
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,360
No,

341
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,880
you can have the pusher. Oh, do turn it
up a little.

342
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,759
Oh, darn it.

343
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,860
This is very good stuff, you know this.
Yeah, it's much too good for babies.

344
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
This is good, isn't it?

345
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,700
You want to go careful with that one,
though.

346
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,159
Why's that?

347
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,060
See what it says here? It's full of
vitamins, this is. It'll make your teeth

348
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:40,100
grow. Well...

349
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,470
You must have had a hell of a lot when
you was a kid.

350
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:46,570
Shut up.

351
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,030
Anyway, what's wrong with my teeth?

352
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,230
Nothing. It's just that every time you
smile, it reminds me of that piano down

353
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,230
the pub.

354
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:56,810
Good stuff, isn't it? Very good. Very
good indeed, I must say.

355
00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:01,010
Anthem. Marley, don't be a pig. All
right, all right. It's plenty there,

356
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,010
it? It ain't done for me.

357
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:04,969
What's this one?

358
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:09,010
It's all right.

359
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,630
It's nice. It's sweet as well.

360
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,020
Sweet. Beautiful artist, lovely artist.

361
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,280
What is it?

362
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400
I don't know.

363
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:20,640
Stewed rhubarb, essence of figs, and
prune juice.

364
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,060
You'll be breaking all records bringing
the bus back to the depot today.

365
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,480
Got a point there, mate.

366
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,100
All right, makes you a bit thirsty,
though, doesn't it?

367
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:38,320
Have you got anything to drink here?

368
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,400
Yeah, that's ready. Have some of that.

369
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,120
Can't drink out of a baby's bottle.
Yeah, I'll shove it in a cup then.

370
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Hang on.

371
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,800
Hey, how about that then, Jack?

372
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,840
Look at that.

373
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,860
It's just like milking a cow, isn't it?

374
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,920
It's better. You can see how much you've
got left. Yeah.

375
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,379
Do you know what?

376
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,800
They ought to breed cows with plastic
watches, didn't they?

377
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,980
You're going to be all day filling that
cup up, mate.

378
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,280
Don't be saying that again. There's
nothing in there, oddly.

379
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,600
How are you going to get it out then?

380
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:21,060
Hey, I know what I'll do. Tell you what
I'll do. I'll do it like the Spaniards

381
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,380
do when they're drinking their wine.
Yeah?

382
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,920
Yeah, squirt it straight into your
mouth.

383
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,400
I see them do it in Majorca last year.
Go on. Watch it. Straight off. Right,

384
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,460
here we go.

385
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:29,980
Oh,

386
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,980
very good brother.

387
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:36,320
It goes right down your gullet that way.

388
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:38,940
Let's have a go. Arms length.

389
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,620
You've got to be careful with this one,
because if you miss, it goes down your

390
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,580
neck, runs down here, down your leg. I
suppose that's why all them Spanish

391
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,720
dancers go about wriggling and stamping
their feet.

392
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,760
Here we go. Arms length, mate.

393
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,100
Hang on, hang on.

394
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,600
Ah, like that, eh? Very good. Yeah, I
like that.

395
00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,380
But when you get expert at it, do you
know what you do?

396
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:03,820
No. They squirt it on their forehead,
then it runs down their nose into their

397
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:05,640
mouth. Oh, blimey, I better not try
that.

398
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,710
With my nose, by the time it gets down
to me mouth, the milk will have turned

399
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,710
sour.

400
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:12,870
Yeah, something there. Let's have a go
at you, then. Here we go.

401
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:21,230
I wonder what... You don't look.

402
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,590
It's all going in your ears, mate. No,
no, no!

403
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:31,710
What do you do with that baby's bottle?

404
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,610
What's he spraying his face with milk
for?

405
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,410
Well, he's having trouble with his
complexion.

406
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:41,970
Well, I always knew he was raving mad,
but I mean, this is... Well, Blake, you

407
00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,550
see, I was just drinking a drop.

408
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:44,890
What, from a baby's bottle?

409
00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:46,790
Here.

410
00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,330
What's all these empty jars here?

411
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,890
You've been licking the baby's grub,
haven't you? No, wait a minute, no.

412
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:55,970
Four new peas each, them jars, you know
that?

413
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:58,750
Yeah. You've got to be pinching them,
haven't you? I caught you. I caught the

414
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,650
pair of... I'm having you two, I'll tell
you that. Wait a minute, Blake, don't

415
00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:02,650
be... Blake, listen.

416
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:03,770
Listen, listen, listen.

417
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,620
Honestly, Flanky, there's a simple
explanation why we was eating this.

418
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,200
suppose your little toothy things are
coming through, aren't they?

419
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,200
I'm making out a complete report about
this, mate, I'll have you.

420
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:22,480
Here, where's that half -dark sister of
yours who's supposed to be left in

421
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,219
charge here?

422
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,220
She leapt off home.

423
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:25,720
What, and left all the babies?

424
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,560
Look, she trod on her glasses and
smashed them. She's a blind as a bat

425
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,299
them, right?

426
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,780
She's just gone back to get another
pair. She won't be long. You ought to be

427
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:35,140
very grateful to us for looking after
these nippers.

428
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,560
Looking after them? They've been
pinching all their grub.

429
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,640
And I'll make sure you pay for it and
all, mate. Don't worry about that.

430
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,940
So what? They're not complaining.

431
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,680
Not one of them said a word.

432
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:48,100
Twit. You shouldn't have been left in
charge of them. You can't be responsible

433
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,100
for them babies.

434
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,680
Well, I don't know. I've had my moments.

435
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:54,720
Will you two shut up and get out of here
right away and get in that bus? Come

436
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,720
on. Oh, it's all right. We can go. There
she is. I'll go back as quick as I

437
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,320
could. Yeah. Did you find your glasses?

438
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:05,030
on the sofa to think and they were
underneath the cushion.

439
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:07,310
Oh, Lord.

440
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:11,130
I'll dash off to the opticians and see
if I can get another pair. Oi, oi, what

441
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:13,970
about the babies here? Yeah, well, the
nurse will be back in half an hour.

442
00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:18,690
Oh, oh, God. Oh, what's the matter with
that one now?

443
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,230
Oh, Lord.

444
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,840
Wet, ain't it? Needs changing.

445
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,520
Yeah, well, Stan, you heard the
inspector. We've got to get that bus

446
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,560
no, no, hang on.

447
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,780
Don't leave me like this. Look, come on.
I'm sorry about that, Blake. I mean,

448
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,960
we've got to get the bus out, haven't
we? I mean, the bus has got to run.

449
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,300
Nothing to do with us. Nothing to do
with us whatsoever.

450
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,700
You told us to get the bus out there.
You see what's happened now? That one's

451
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,519
started a little.

452
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,280
Yeah, I'm afraid they all need changing.
Yeah. Here, Blake, tell you what. Take

453
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,400
the nurse's rubber apron and you can get
on with it. Right.

454
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,800
I can't change a baby's nappy. I've
never changed one in my life before.

455
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,720
Oh, my God. Oh, it's just my nappy.

456
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,540
Well, you see, it's because you're an
inspector, isn't it? I mean, the babies

457
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,720
are just like the bus. As soon as you
walked in, they all started running

458
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,520
Oh, I hate you, butler. I hate you. I
hate the fear of you.