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- Hi, you guys.
- Hey.

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What's the matter?

3
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Well, it's just... It's one
of these situations that I just hate.

4
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You know,
a massage client gave me three tickets...

5
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...to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit
at the Morgan Chase Museum.

6
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Now you're thinking
you gotta sleep with him.

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No. No, it's just that he gave me
three tickets and there are six of us.

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- I'll give up my ticket.
- Me too.

9
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Okay. That's so generous.

10
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And I think Ross is generous too.

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Great. Okay. Then it's just us girls.

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- Great.
- Yeah.

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So, what is the exhibit?

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It's mostly just photographs...

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...of, um, lesbian love scenes interspersed
with video games and free sandwiches.

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Oh, man.

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- Hi.
GROUP: Hi. Hi there.

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Hey, Ross, listen.

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Chandler got you out of going to the
lesbian sandwich museum this weekend.

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Thanks? But I have plans.
Uh, Elizabeth and I are going out of town.

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- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah.

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Think about all the money
that you're gonna make.

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Why? What?

24
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Well, her father pays you
for babysitting, right?

25
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- Uh-oh.
- Ha, ha.

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No, no. That's funny.
But maybe it's time to move on.

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You know, let it go. Stop it.

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Besides, Rachel's going out
with Elizabeth's father.

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So, uh, he's much older than she is.

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Looks like I'm not the only one
interested in fossils. Huh?

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Ross, all that does is remind us
that you are interested in fossils.

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Okay, okay.

33
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Uh, well, Rachel's gonna need to yell
sweet nothings in his ear. Huh?

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- Ross?
- Oh, come on, that's funny, you know?

35
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Because he's got, like, a hearing aid,
you know?

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Because he's all old.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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One second.

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Okay, look, Ross.

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Just so you know,
since Lizzie likes you so much...

41
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...I accept the fact
that you're going out with her.

42
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Really? Okay, that's great.

43
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Yeah. But then I changed my mind.

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I'm funny like that.

45
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So I've told Lizzie
and now I'm telling you.

46
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I don't want you seeing
my daughter anymore.

47
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All right, look. I realize it upsets you.

48
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Yes, it does.

49
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But Elizabeth and I are both adults...

50
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...and so I don't think there's really
anything you can do about it.

51
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I'll tell the university about
your relationship and have you fired.

52
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Oh, a man with a plan.

53
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This is so exciting. You get your picture
back up on the wall of fame.

54
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I know. It was so cool
when it was up there before.

55
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Me and Jim Belushi would just be
cracking up about something.

56
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Then I get fired off Days of Our Lives
and he takes me down.

57
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Now he's just laughing at me.

58
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Look at him. That smug Belushi bastard.

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[GASPS]

60
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Oh. Okay. Maybe when they put
your picture back up...

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...they could put you next to Matt Lauer.

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Look at him just smiling at me. Hee-hee.

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Yeah, I know. We'd be great together.

64
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- Hey. So I'm back.
- Who are you?

65
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Joey Tribbiani.

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From the wall?

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Okay, maybe this
will jog your memory, huh?

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Huh?

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Okay, anyway.

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I'm ready to go back up on the wall.
I'm the star of a new TV show.

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- Show me in the TV book.
- Oh, well, it's not on TV yet.

72
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Well, then it's not on the wall yet.

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Okay, fine. I will bring you a tape. Huh?

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So, um, now, do you have any
of Matt Lauer's clothes here?

75
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Maybe just ones
that haven't been cleaned yet?

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God.

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I love museums.

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- Soaking up all the culture.
- Yeah.

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- Where do you want to start?
- Ooh, the gift shop.

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Yeah.

81
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- Hey, and then lunch.
- Oh, wait, yes, but I can't eat too much.

82
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Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight.
He said he has a big surprise planned.

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Ow, wow. What do you think?
Maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay?

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What? No, why?

85
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No reason. That would just be
a really big surprise, right?

86
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You could put the aisle over here
and then have the wedding ceremony here.

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I didn't know
you could get married here.

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This would be a beautiful place
to get married.

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Yeah, but I wouldn't put the aisle there.
And I'd never have the ceremony there.

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You'd have the ceremony
under this big, beautiful arch.

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May I help you?

92
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Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
It's a beautiful space.

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- Do you do a lot of weddings here?
- Yes, we're very popular.

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There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry.

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Monica, you should totally put
your name down for this place.

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What? Are you crazy?

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I'm not getting married.
I'm not even engaged.

98
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Yeah, but there's a two-year wait.
What if you get engaged in two years?

99
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Then you've gotta wait
another two years for this place?

100
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That's four years.
Chandler's not gonna wait that long.

101
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He's gonna find somebody else,
you know?

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- Someone who put their name on the list.
- Mm-hm.

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Yeah. Honey, it can't hurt
to put your name down.

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If in two years you're not engaged,
you just don't use it.

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Well, I guess there is no harm
in putting my name down.

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- I'm gonna do it too.
- Me too.

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Really? Who would you marry?

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I don't know.
I don't have anyone right now, you know?

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Oh, Pheebs.

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Don't feel too sorry for me.
At least my boyfriend isn't gay.

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- Phoebe, that's not...
- Don't even get me started on yours.

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Hey.

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- So, did you watch the tape of my show?
- I did.

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- All right. Let's get me back up there.
- No. You don't go up on the wall.

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- What? But you saw the show.
- Yes. It was very offensive to my people.

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Dry cleaners?

117
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Russians. It showed them
as terrorists and villains.

118
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Okay, okay.
Look, you got Harrison Ford up there.

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That's right.
Mr. Ford is a very good customer.

120
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He brings us a lot of clothes.
You bring us nothing.

121
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Okay, well, that may be true.

122
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But in Air Force One, okay,
the Russians were terrorists and evil.

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And plus, he kills a bunch of them.
That's offensive to Russians.

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- I've never seen it.
- Oh, you should. It's great.

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This place is really beautiful.

126
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Yeah. I've been coming here since I was
a kid. This used to be my grandma's.

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Wow. The only thing I got
from my grandmother was her eyes. Heh.

128
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I mean, not her actual eyeballs.

129
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But people say that my eyes look...

130
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- Do you want to make out?
- Sure. Ha, ha.

131
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Are you okay?

132
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- What's wrong?
- Uh...

133
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Yeah, I was just thinking
about your father.

134
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- Well, whatever works for you.
- No.

135
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No, no. Uh, he just really
freaked me out before.

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Oh.

137
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Well, so we have to hide our relationship
from one more person.

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Big deal.
Besides, we've had fun hiding it.

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Yeah.

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- Hey.
- Yeah.

141
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Um, you brought protection, right?

142
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Why? Are there, like, bears
or something?

143
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- No.
- Oh, uh...

144
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Oh, protection, yeah.
No. That I forgot.

145
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Ha, ha. I'll just run to the store
and get some.

146
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No. Hey, hey. I'm the guy. I'll get it.

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- Do you know where the store is?
- No.

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Do you want to ride around town
on my little pink bicycle?

149
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A little bit.

150
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- I'll be back in 10 minutes.
- Okay.

151
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Why don't you get in the hot tub
and I'll meet you there.

152
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Oh, okay.

153
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[DOOR OPENS]

154
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RACHEL: Oh, my God. What a great
surprise. This is such a beautiful house.

155
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PAUL: Thank you. It used to be
my mother's. So this is the kitchen.

156
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[PHONE RINGS]

157
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CHANDLER [ON RECORDING]:
You've reached Monica and Chandler's.

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If you're listening to this message,
we're probably screening.

159
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Yeah, we are.

160
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HILDY: Hi, this is Hildy
from the Morgan Chase Museum.

161
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I'm calling for Monica Geller.

162
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I want to let her know
there was a cancellation.

163
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If she's still interested in having
the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility...

164
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...it is available.

165
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This is Chandler Bing.
This is Chandler Bing.

166
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Yes, the groom. No, not the groom!

167
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,645
It's so secluded up here.

168
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,649
- I know. That's why I like it here.
- Mm-hm.

169
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,485
I feel like we're the only two people
in the world.

170
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Whoops. Sorry.

171
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[SCREAMS]

172
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,288
What's the matter, honey?

173
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,708
- Did you see a little mouse?
- No. Big bear. Big bear outside.

174
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:27,876
I think I...

175
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,587
Actually, would you go check on that?

176
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,631
Honey, we don't have any bears here.

177
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,257
Well, okay.

178
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,468
Would you get me a Diet Coke?

179
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,555
- Okay. Be right back.
- Okay.

180
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,604
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?

181
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,232
- I came with Paul.
- Yeah. I recognized the ankles.

182
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,942
Hurry up. Get out.

183
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,487
PAUL:
Here you go, honey.

184
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- Ah. Thank you.
- Diet Coke.

185
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,868
Oh. Ice.

186
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,453
I need ice.

187
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,873
Okay.

188
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,333
- Thank you.
- Be right back.

189
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,210
Okay.

190
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,546
- You and your ice.
- Oh.

191
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,549
Get out. Get out. Go. Come on.

192
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,343
Quick.

193
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,263
No, not in there! Not in there!
He's in there!

194
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,809
- Did you really hear a bear?
- Go!

195
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,480
PAUL:
Here you go, honey.

196
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,484
One Diet Coke with ice.

197
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,112
Oh, thank you.

198
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:41,074
I am so happy that you're here.

199
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,785
- Here I am.
- Elizabeth.

200
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,662
Oh, look. Elizabeth's here.

201
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,417
Who were you talking to?

202
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,460
You guys?

203
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,630
How did you know we were here?

204
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,092
- Um...
- Well, she obviously saw the tire tracks...

205
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,011
...that were leading up
to the closed garage.

206
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,514
Obviously. Heh.

207
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,644
Elizabeth, what are you doing here?

208
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,903
Did you come up here to work on
that term paper or something?

209
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,530
Yeah. Yeah.

210
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:24,159
Well, why don't you, you know,
go in that room and do your homework?

211
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:27,829
Oh, I wouldn't do it in there.
Um, that's my dad's bedroom.

212
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,042
That's your dad's bedroom.

213
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,713
[YELLING]
Ha, ha. That's your dad's bedroom.

214
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,048
Ho-ho.

215
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,800
- Why are you yelling?
- Oh!

216
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:44,596
That Diet Coke, I think,
went straight to my head. Whoo!

217
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,727
Hi, honey.

218
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,562
See you later.

219
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,857
Wait. I bought groceries.
I was gonna make you dinner.

220
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,067
Well, next time, ask.

221
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,072
Or at least wait for me to ask.

222
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,586
HILDY [ON RECORDING]: Hi, this is Hildy
from the Morgan Chase Museum.

223
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,421
I'm calling for Monica Geller.

224
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,798
Oh, no.

225
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,133
HILDY: I wanna let her know
there's been a cancellation.

226
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:26,346
If she's still interested in having
the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility...

227
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,972
...it is available.

228
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,682
Please. He didn't hear it.

229
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,602
CHANDLER: This is Chandler Bing.
This is Chandler Bing.

230
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,647
No!

231
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,109
Can I help you?

232
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:44,280
Uh, yeah. Where's the guy who decides
whose pictures go up on the wall?

233
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,450
- He's not here right now.
- Oh, you're kidding me.

234
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:51,746
All right, well, make sure you tell him that
Joey Tribbiani dropped off these clothes.

235
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,041
Okay? I'm an actor. I'm trying to get
my picture up there on the wall.

236
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:59,337
You know, there are two people
who could get your picture up there.

237
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,589
Oh, really?

238
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,593
Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks.

239
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,929
You're the other one, right?

240
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,935
So, Lizzie, are you planning
on staying the night?

241
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,313
Oh, no, no. Believe me,
I'm leaving as soon as possible.

242
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:22,777
Good, good. Not that we don't want you
to stay. Obviously, you're welcome.

243
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,196
How much more homework
do you have?

244
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:29,826
Uh, I just have one problem left
that I do not know how to solve.

245
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,288
Uh, Rachel, maybe you want to
come upstairs and help me figure it out?

246
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,956
Really?

247
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,166
Okay.

248
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,502
Okay, I'll go upstairs...

249
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:43,047
...if you get me something from the car.

250
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,049
What do you need from the car?

251
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,427
Surprise me.

252
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,097
- Okay.
- Okay.

253
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,726
[YELLING] So you're gonna be in the car.
I will be upstairs.

254
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,853
And that's where everybody's gonna be.

255
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,331
[SIGHS]

256
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,088
Just relax. Just relax, Paul.
You're doing great.

257
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,090
She likes you. She...

258
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,052
I think she likes you. She likes you.

259
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,139
You know why?
Because you're a neat guy.

260
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:40,438
You are the man.

261
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,735
Still got it.

262
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,321
Still sexy.

263
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,324
You're just a love machine.

264
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,369
[SINGING]
I'm just a love machine

265
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,665
So proud of what you have, baby

266
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,668
[GRUNTING]

267
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,176
Showtime.

268
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:16,057
[SINGING] I'mjust a love machine
Hey, baby

269
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,351
- Phoebe?
- Yeah?

270
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,144
- Have you seen Chandler?
- No, why?

271
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,231
The woman from the museum called
and said that there was a cancellation...

272
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,566
...and we could move up our wedding.
Chandler heard.

273
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,776
[GASPS]

274
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,778
I know. How bad is this?

275
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,074
Well, with a regular guy, it's bad.
With Chandler, oh, dear God.

276
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,662
I know. I know. He totally freaked out
and I can't find him anywhere.

277
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,207
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- I'm never listening to you again, for sure.

278
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,669
[IMITATING] "What harm can it do
to put your name down?"

279
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,714
- Rachel said that.
- Well, Rachel's not here!

280
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,015
Ooh, here it is.

281
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,101
Ooh, Joey, why did you sign it,
"son of a bitch"?

282
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,691
- I didn't do that. Who would've done that?
- Son of a bitch.

283
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,527
Okay. Maybe ask this guy.

284
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,654
You. Get out of my shop.

285
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,906
- What did he do?
- He went out with my wife.

286
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,701
- Joey.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

287
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,204
Hey, I did not go out with your wife.
Okay?

288
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,707
- I went out with her.
- That's my wife.

289
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,001
Get out!

290
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,503
[YELLING IN RUSSIAN]

291
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,548
- Well, we should go.
- Yeah.

292
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:37,597
Ross?

293
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,682
Elizabeth.

294
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,731
Okay. Okay.
I'm gonna go out this window.

295
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,274
I'll meet you at the front door.

296
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,235
- Just tell them you're going home, okay?
- Okay.

297
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,446
RACHEL:
Wait, wait. No, don't go in there.

298
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,157
Don't go in there. I need another soda.

299
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,701
Ross.

300
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,790
Oh, my God. Ross, what in heaven's name
are you doing here?

301
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,713
And that is why we cannot
see each other anymore.

302
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,886
Ross, you and I are gonna have
to have a little talk.

303
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,179
- Daddy, I...
- You're next.

304
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,015
Okay. I didn't know he was here.

305
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,728
Let me just see if I got this straight.

306
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,190
I tell you to stay away from my daughter
or I'll have you fired.

307
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,901
What you heard was:
"Take my daughter...

308
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,862
...come up to my country house
and ruin my weekend with Rachel."

309
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:40,201
- Okay. Please, Paul. Just let me explain.
- No. Let me explain. Fired.

310
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,664
Okay, fine. Fine. Have me fired.

311
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,543
But, uh, I want you to know...

312
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:52,964
...that you and I are not all that different.
I mean...

313
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,717
...l, too, am a neat guy.

314
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,395
What?

315
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,440
And I, too...

316
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,609
...am just a love machine.

317
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,615
[HUMMING]

318
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,621
[GRUNTS]

319
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,506
Ross.

320
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,719
Let me show you
where the guest room is.

321
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,233
I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out.

322
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,028
I'm not freaking out.

323
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,573
Why would I freak out?

324
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,075
A woman named Hildy called
and said we were getting married.

325
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,411
But that happens every day. Ah-ah-ah!

326
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,167
Honey, we were at this beautiful place.

327
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,711
And I just put our names down for fun.

328
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,713
- I mean, what's the harm in that?
- Right here.

329
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,089
[YELPS]

330
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,636
Please don't think I was trying
to pressure you.

331
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,055
- Phoebe and Rachel just thought...
- Phoebe and Rachel?

332
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,683
So the people that knew
about our wedding before me were you...

333
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,560
...Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy...

334
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,313
...and apparently some band called
Star Light Magic Seven...

335
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,024
...who are available, by the way.

336
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,361
It was a mistake.

337
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,156
Please don't take this to mean anything,
because it doesn't.

338
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,327
Okay.

339
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,412
Really?

340
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:52,500
Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything,
because you know I'm just not ready.

341
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,753
I know.

342
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,546
Okay.

343
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,340
All right.

344
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,176
Now, I'm gonna go tell Joey
that you're back.

345
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,679
We were really worried about you.

346
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,187
- Hey, did she buy it?
- Totally.

347
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:17,525
- So did Hildy show you the place?
- Yeah. It's beautiful.

348
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,861
I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica
to marry you.

349
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,321
I know.

350
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,168
- Hey, Gunther.
- Take these cappuccinos to Table 11.

351
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,671
And that guy over there wants
some biscotti.

352
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,216
Oh. Well, I just actually came in
for a cup of coffee to go.

353
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,012
Do you still work here?

354
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,308
No, no. I quit a long time ago.

355
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,060
Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry.

356
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,147
- Oh, it's cool. I was gonna fire you anyway.
- Great.

357
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,945
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