1 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,160 Go on. 2 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,240 Have a seat right there. 3 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:28,440 You know, that's actually a very good question. 4 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:35,020 Have you ever partaken in the five -finger discount? 5 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,440 No. I've never heard of it. What is that? 6 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,640 Oh, you've never heard of that one? Yeah, it's a pretty good deal that they 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,640 every once in a while. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,340 Yeah, they often find themselves in my office. 9 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:45,559 Oh. 10 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,860 Yeah, so there was a... 11 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:54,120 I was notified that there was something that was stolen, and it kind of fits the 12 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,120 shape right here. 13 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:56,560 Does that look familiar? 14 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,360 No, I've never seen it before. 15 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:02,200 Okay, I know. I guess we can just play denial until the grave. 16 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,740 Well, this is going to go one of two ways. 17 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:10,880 One, I'm going to do my job, and I'm going to have to perform a search on 18 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,880 person. 19 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:17,560 Or two, I call it an early day, and I give the cops a ring, and they can 20 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,950 it. You think I stole them? 21 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:22,670 I have reasonable suspicion to believe so. 22 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:23,910 I've never stolen anything. 23 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,170 You know what? I'll tell you what. 24 00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:30,990 I want to believe you, but I've got to do my job. 25 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:32,830 Okay. 26 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,850 So... Do you consent to a search? 27 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:40,790 I guess. I mean, I don't want you to call the cops, but like I said, I'm 28 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:41,790 innocent. 29 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:44,870 You know, if that's the first time I heard that, it's probably not going to 30 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:45,870 the last. 31 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,680 All right, will you go ahead and stand up for me? 32 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,160 Okay. 33 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:51,700 All right, clap your hands up. 34 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,280 Um, what do you mean? 35 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:01,420 Well, you have consented to a full search, so we are going to 36 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:04,580 do just that. 37 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,360 Then I was going to go like this. 38 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,539 Well, I should have thought about that before. 39 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:14,740 Whoa. 40 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:16,020 What are you doing? 41 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,520 I'm just doing my job. 42 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:20,120 I don't think that's a very good job. 43 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:24,000 Um, I think, what are you doing? 44 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:26,120 Do you have a job? 45 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,759 Do you work? 46 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,760 I go to school. 47 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,960 Oh, okay. 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,860 Well, I won't tell you how to study and you won't tell me how to do my job. 49 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,040 Um, 50 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,040 a little close. 51 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,660 You're just getting started, honey. Alright. 52 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,860 Have a look in here. 53 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,760 Okay. 54 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,880 Alright. 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,380 Like I said, I'm innocent. 56 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,780 Yeah, I don't believe you. 57 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:04,340 Alright. 58 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:10,220 So, you know, this is going to be easier if you just take everything off. 59 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:12,100 You want me to take off my clothes? 60 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,320 Yep. 61 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:14,830 Um, that doesn't sound right. 62 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,610 Well, we're doing a strip search. 63 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:20,010 Uh, what? 64 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:24,030 Why? I've never, like, taken a year as a security guard. 65 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:29,870 I'm a customer, and I really think this is, like, not right. 66 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:36,270 You know, part of me agrees with you, and part of me doesn't even want to deal 67 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:37,149 with it either. 68 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,150 But I'll tell you what. 69 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:41,730 I'll just go ahead and give the cops a call. They can handle it. I can go home 70 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:42,730 early. 71 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,750 Maybe catch the game. 72 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:47,270 I don't know what to call the cough. 73 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:50,870 Alright, well then. 74 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,250 Go on, take it out. 75 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:03,490 Okay. 76 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:13,270 So you haven't seen anything that fits that shape. Nope. 77 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:18,410 I wonder what this is. 78 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,769 I wonder if you push this button. 79 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:31,650 Something wrong? 80 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,910 Nope. Nothing wrong? 81 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:35,170 Nope. 82 00:04:35,370 --> 00:04:37,690 Right here. Look at me. 83 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,250 Right there. 84 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,440 And nothing's wrong. 85 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,780 See, I told you. Nothing. 86 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,480 There's nothing in my pockets. You can check. 87 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,780 I'm pretty much clean, so... 88 00:04:55,780 --> 00:05:02,720 All right, ma 'am. I'm going to have 89 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,480 to ask you to... Well, let's just start by removing those shoes. 90 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:08,740 Okay. 91 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,400 I'm gonna have to ask you to, uh, remove your shoes. 92 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,619 My shoes? 93 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:17,280 Mm -hmm. Why? Like, nothing could be better than my shoes. 94 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,600 Yeah, nothing? 95 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:24,640 Yeah, well, I just need a few, you know? Okay. How weird. 96 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:25,860 Yeah. 97 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,840 I've been... I've been weirder. 98 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,560 All right, I'm here. 99 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,160 Yeah, there I'll be. 100 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,320 How about we go ahead and remove those pox, too? 101 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,940 My pox? Yeah. 102 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,760 But you can see them right here. There's, like, nothing in them. 103 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,280 Yeah. Okay. 104 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:53,580 Are you sure? 105 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,280 Yeah. 106 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,400 Okay. 107 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,080 I'm going to go ahead and have those here. 108 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,580 All right. 109 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,440 Pretty fun game, isn't it? Oh, nice for you. 110 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,080 Almost like, hang a seat. 111 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:19,360 Where's the little humming to my phone? 112 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,020 Hmm, I wonder. 113 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,540 Hmm. 114 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:30,360 You know, I don't know, but I'm just gonna... You're gonna have to lose your 115 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,720 trousers. My pants? 116 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,120 Yeah. 117 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:39,720 I don't know about that. I mean, I'm supposed to leave and, you know, meet 118 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,720 friends for lunch. 119 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,720 Like... It's, uh, I don't really know if I have time for this. 120 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:53,500 So, we probably should have thought about that before this myth 121 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:58,900 -themed merchandise just happened to disappear in your vicinity. 122 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:03,720 Well, if I take off my panties and there's nothing there, can I go? 123 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:10,060 Well, I want to continue to conduct a thorough search, but that was a good 124 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,060 start. 125 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,480 So I can go if I take off my pants. 126 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,700 We're heading in that direction. So go ahead and remove your trousers. 127 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,570 Alright, let's see those. 128 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,090 This seems to be good. 129 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:03,550 Does that then seem to be a problem? 130 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,510 Nope, everything's fine. 131 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,090 You're a little uncomfortable? 132 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,630 Yeah. Hear that little button? 133 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,900 You don't feel that buzzer? 134 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,200 You don't have to be doing anything. 135 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,320 Oh, you know, you need to be my age. You might hear a few things. 136 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,740 I also need to be my age to sing a few things. Go ahead and put your arms out. 137 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:29,380 Nice and wide. Good. We're just going to... Oh, okay. 138 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,780 Yeah, we're going to have to remove this. 139 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,580 I don't think that's necessary. 140 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:36,840 Yeah. Well, you know what? I'm not going to argue with you. 141 00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:38,419 I'll tell you what. 142 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:42,780 You make my day easy, I can make your day easy. You make my day hard, I can 143 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:43,780 your day hard. 144 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,220 You said you weren't going to call the cops, though. 145 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,520 They can come and take over if you would like. 146 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:57,300 I mean, I can call the cops and they can pass you around like a piece of meat 147 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,300 during Thanksgiving dinner. 148 00:08:58,860 --> 00:08:59,860 Oh gosh, it's a Friday. 149 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:03,540 You might not even get seen. You might be there all weekend until the judiciary 150 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:04,580 is ready to see you on Monday. 151 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,400 I don't know. Do you think you got what it takes to hang out in a prison? 152 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,200 Or to jail cell? 153 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,320 That's messed up. 154 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:12,620 Oh, honey, this world ain't fair. 155 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,720 You should know this by now. And you're stepping on the wrong side of the law, 156 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:19,080 so... Let's see, where's this sound coming from? 157 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,100 Hmm. 158 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,060 Hmm. 159 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,880 Yeah, where's this sound coming from? 160 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,120 Must be your picnic, old man. 161 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,740 You got jokes. 162 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,960 I appreciate that. Good little sense of humor. 163 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,120 All right, well, I'll tell you what. 164 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,820 Why don't you go ahead and remove your clothes. 165 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:42,690 Is there like a female officer or anyone else nearby? 166 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:47,470 If you'd like a female officer, unfortunately there's none on duty right 167 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:51,090 if you'd like to continue down this road, I can go ahead and call the police 168 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:55,730 make sure that they bring a female officer to take you off of my hands. 169 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,050 Does that work for you? 170 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:58,730 There's no other option? 171 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:00,410 That's me. 172 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:04,610 What if I took off my pants and I could go home? No, I said you're on a step in 173 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:06,850 the right direction, but I'm not done conducting my investigation. 174 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:17,920 Can I go home after? 175 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,840 You can go home when I'm done conducting my investigation. 176 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,360 Is there much left? 177 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,380 Yeah, 178 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,680 I think we're getting down pretty close. 179 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,820 You know, one little bit at a time. 180 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,960 I'll tell you what, I'll help you out with that. 181 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,200 Let's see. 182 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,420 Not coming from here. 183 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,600 Do I even need to tell you what to do next? 184 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,180 I haven't stolen anything. 185 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:01,980 Ah, you know. 186 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 Ignorance isn't so guilty. 187 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,840 Gotcha. Okay. Well, the next bit is you're going to have to remove your 188 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:11,800 You want me to take off my panties? I'm already completely naked. I should be 189 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,160 able to go home by now. I'm fucking sick of it. 190 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,840 You know, I'm no biology professor or anything. 191 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,920 Hell, I barely even graduated biology in high school. 192 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:28,300 But I can tell you the human body does not make that kind of humming sound. So, 193 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,260 yes, I'm going to have to insist that you remove your panties. You know, I've 194 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,620 got all day. 195 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:41,360 And you know what? This button, I kind of like pushing this button. 196 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,780 So are you done playing sleeping? 197 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,940 I don't know what you're talking about. 198 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,280 Just remove the panties. 199 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,200 We both know what's going on. 200 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,520 All right. 201 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,780 Bend over. 202 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,760 Go. Bend over. 203 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:04,960 All right. We're just going to go ahead and remove these. 204 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,040 There we go. 205 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,760 What are you doing, you weirdo? 206 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,500 Oh, you know. 207 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:18,810 being a weirdo i could probably be a weirdo in fact yeah let's be a weirdo 208 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:23,150 see all right 209 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:27,850 let's see about the button right there 210 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:34,210 oh 211 00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:35,830 what do we have here 212 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,170 I really don't feel like this is necessary. 213 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,710 Oh, I think this is plenty necessary. 214 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,290 Huh, okay. 215 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,890 Oh, here, come on up here. Put this up right there, yeah. 216 00:12:58,830 --> 00:12:59,830 Oh. 217 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,610 I'm sure that tickles, doesn't it? Is that why you've been acting all funny 218 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:04,710 every time I push this button? 219 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:06,330 None of your business. 220 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,350 It is my business. 221 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,410 Hey, don't mind if I just... 222 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:25,640 have here oh look at that and it fits 223 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:32,460 perfectly perfectly inside that you 224 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:38,600 know I tell you what I am good at my job whoo 225 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:44,000 all right you know what We're just going to have to keep searching. We've got to 226 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,720 do a thorough investigation now. 227 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 What do you mean? 228 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,860 I'm about to do a cavity search. Don't you like putting merchandise up there? 229 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:56,240 Well, you already found it. There's nothing else in there. Well, don't mind 230 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,860 but I don't exactly trust anything that comes out of your mouth. 231 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,400 Let's see. Okay. 232 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,660 Well, you already got it. 233 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,320 Oh, yeah. Well, here we go. 234 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,730 Oh, yeah, 235 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,250 you're grippy. 236 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,770 This doesn't feel like a strip search. 237 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,430 No, what does it feel like? 238 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,590 It feels like your finger. 239 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,450 You know, seeing how I got you dead to rights. 240 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,470 Well, 241 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,930 seeing how I got you dead to rights, we've got a couple options. 242 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:58,890 So we've got a couple options. 243 00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:01,730 One, well, you're caught. 244 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,490 You agree? 245 00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:05,690 You got caught? 246 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,610 Sure. Okay, great. Now we've got admission. 247 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,560 Now, I can either continue to prosecute you, which is technically according to 248 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,680 my protocol, but now I have to call the police. 249 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,160 But you said that you weren't going to call them. 250 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:24,340 Well, that's one route we could go. The other route could almost 251 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,720 pretend that there's nothing that happened. 252 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,960 Yeah. You like that idea? 253 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:35,020 Yeah, I mean, you got it back, so, you know, you can take it back to the store 254 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,020 and I can go home. 255 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,580 Ah, but you see, you see, I've got... 256 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,690 my manly, worldly needs that need to be taken care of. 257 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:50,470 And seeing how I got you dead to rights, well, you want to beat around the bush 258 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:51,750 or be direct? What do you like? 259 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,550 What are you trying to get at? 260 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,210 Okay, we're going to be direct. 261 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,570 I won't have sex with you. 262 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:04,010 And you do that, we'll make this whole mess disappear. 263 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:08,470 I don't really feel like that's right. 264 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:09,870 You know what? 265 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,200 I'm not going to force you to do anything that you don't want to do. 266 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,700 going to be fun for both of us. 267 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,500 So I guess that just means I've got to do my job, which nobody likes doing 268 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,940 job. But, you know, it is what it is. 269 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,740 I've got admission to guilt. 270 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,560 Caught you red -handed. 271 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,460 So, yeah, looks like I'm just going to have to call the police. 272 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,040 You can't call the police. 273 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:35,960 My parents are going to kill me, and I have to go to college soon. I got this 274 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,420 really good scholarship, and it's going to ruin everything. You can't call the 275 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,420 police. 276 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:46,130 So it's almost as if you could just fuck your way out of your problem and make 277 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,130 it just disappear. 278 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,210 What? How can you even suggest something like that? 279 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:57,550 Whether I suggest it or not, that is the reality of what you are facing right 280 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,550 now. 281 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,710 I don't know. It's some kind of growth. 282 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,730 You don't have to. I'm not going to force you. 283 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,599 But we know what goes down that road. Now I've got to call the cops, and 284 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:10,319 got to take you off my hands, and I'll probably take an early day. 285 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:15,460 Or I can, you know, stay a little bit longer, maybe clock some overtime. 286 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,500 You know, we can have some fun. 287 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,560 And then you can leave here as if nothing had happened. 288 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,819 Well, do you have another option? 289 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,420 You got those two. 290 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,100 That's it? That's it. 291 00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:39,400 I've never done anything like this, and it's just so weird. 292 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,380 It's not really weird at all. It's pretty straightforward. 293 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,640 You and I have sex, and then you leave here, and we both go on about our days 294 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:51,120 feeling better and not having to deal with the consequences of our decisions. 295 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:56,080 two, I do my job, and you lose your scholarship? 296 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,220 Is that what I'm understanding? 297 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,400 Oh, my God. 298 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,700 I'm in so much trouble. 299 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,280 You need a moment to think about it. Should I come back? 300 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,600 Yeah. Well, no, I'm not going anywhere. You get to decide. 301 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,800 How can I think about it? 302 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,700 I mean, there's nothing to think about it. 303 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,880 Cops. 304 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,240 Or have fun. I mean, you're already naked. You're almost there. 305 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,260 I'll tell you what. This is what I'll do. 306 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,560 I'll turn around and I'll take the wall. 307 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:32,720 And if you want to do this, then you sit down on that table. And when I turn 308 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,040 back around, We'll begin. 309 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,640 So now you don't have to worry about something. 310 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,060 How is this going to start? 311 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,280 What are we going to do? What's going to happen? 312 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:44,620 If you just sit on that table, when I turn back around, we'll go through with 313 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,440 it. And then we'll keep going, and then we're done. 314 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,000 And it can all just disappear like magic. 315 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,520 Or maybe it's a good dream. I don't know. Maybe we're kinky like that. I 316 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,560 know. We're just getting to know each other. 317 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220 Good dream for you. 318 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,760 Well, 319 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,320 I can get pretty weird. 320 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,560 Oh, God. 321 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,070 I can't believe this is happening. 322 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:09,370 Well, I can't. Tell you what, I'll turn around and I'll give you to the count of 323 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,370 five. 324 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,730 You can try that, but the door is locked. 325 00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:24,610 And it's not like you're going to run through the entire department store butt 326 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,610 -ass naked. 327 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:31,450 Because then you're going to end up on the sex offenders list for indecent 328 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:35,760 exposure. so you're just gonna be digging a deeper hole so by all means if 329 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:41,500 want to leave go for it oh great okay so you got five 330 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:48,200 four three two one 331 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:54,700 okay 332 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:58,800 i mean i guess bending over on the table did that but i thought it was 333 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:04,030 I'm going to have sex with you. So we got a deal? 334 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,370 Yeah. All right. Come look at me. Look at me. 335 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:10,850 We got a deal. 336 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:13,590 Fine. 337 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,610 Why don't you get up on that table? 338 00:21:14,129 --> 00:21:15,530 Oh. 339 00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:09,780 oh come on that's not so bad don't talk to me 340 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,500 You ready for that, Dave? 341 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,860 You're really wet. 342 00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:26,230 You know, I'm trying to. I'm trying to. 343 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,170 You know. 344 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,330 Maybe if we try a different position. 345 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,370 Here, let's get him here. 346 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,770 Yeah, right 347 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:43,290 there. 348 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,130 You don't have to poke me so hard. 349 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:51,940 You want me to be a little bit lower? 350 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,500 It might just take a little bit longer. 351 00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:57,940 I didn't want to keep you here for a moment. 352 00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:37,430 You really are a pervert, huh? 353 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,630 Oh, yeah. 354 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:45,570 I'm glad I'm a pervert. You'd be sitting in jail right now. 355 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:14,900 Holy shit! 356 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,100 Since you brought it up. 357 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,460 I better be honest, Dad. 358 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,140 Have you ever made a guy come before? 359 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:58,140 Um, not a lot. 360 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,720 Yeah, I think so. 361 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,600 Just zoom out, open up wide. 362 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,290 I'll tell you what, when I come, you can go. 363 00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:04,390 I'll tell you what, I'm trying to, but you're making it a little difficult. 364 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,360 Get back up here. They're doing it. 365 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:06,950 I'll tell you what, as much as it looks like he's drunk, 366 00:34:06,970 --> 00:34:10,510 you're a ripper. 367 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,520 Totally. 368 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,699 That's all we want, man. 369 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:47,980 Keep doing that, you're going 370 00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:48,980 to hate yourself. 371 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,020 Then you could be in sobriety. 372 00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:08,120 oh oh oh 373 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,560 You can be this strong, Silent Night. 374 00:36:41,609 --> 00:36:43,450 Come on, I'll take it again. I already did it once. 375 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,820 No, not at all. I don't feel like that at all. 376 00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,490 You're just like dripping with it. 377 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:04,160 Tell me you like it, and I believe you. 378 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,720 I'll come. 379 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:15,640 Did you like coming on my dick? 380 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,400 Mm -hmm. 381 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,620 Well, it happened. 382 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,600 You like it? Mm -hmm. 383 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,160 Oh, yeah, that's it right there. 384 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,520 Oh, fuck, you know what? 385 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:29,520 I'm really fucking close. 386 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:31,520 Tell me you like it. 387 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:33,370 Tell me you like it. Okay, 388 00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:35,189 I like it. 389 00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:36,950 Is that okay? 390 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:37,868 I like it. 391 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:38,870 You do? You like it? 392 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,250 Mm -hmm. 393 00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:41,850 Oh, yeah. 394 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,170 Get down here. Get down here. 395 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:45,790 Right there. 396 00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:48,350 Right there. Right there. 397 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,180 I tell you what, look at the bright side. 398 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800 You're free to go. 399 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:29,240 And I tell you what, if you want to come back and steal something, you can make 400 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,240 a round two. 401 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:32,340 You're crazy. 402 00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:33,760 I'm never coming back here. 403 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,260 Can I get a napkin or something? 404 00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,560 No, you've been a total bitch this whole fucking time. 405 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:42,780 Get your shit and get out. 406 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:46,900 That's it, sir.