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I found it.

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Mom, I thought you got rid of that.

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I kind of remember this being bigger.

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Where do you want the three wise men?

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Oh, I don't know, honey. Why don't you
just put them away in the manger until I

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figure out something to do with them?

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Either I'm really out of shape or Larry,
Moe and Curly here have been scarfing

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ding -dongs all summer.

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Oh.

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Look, Aunt Millie's popcorn ball elf.

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I hate that thing. It gives me the
creeps. And it smells bad.

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Just like Aunt Millie.

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At least it doesn't have a mustache.

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Come on, Marcia. That thing's got to be
30 years old. I don't care. She worked

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hard on it.

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Oh, look. A piece is missing.

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Yeah, don't you remember last Christmas
when Mr. Belvedere chipped his tooth?

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Oh, Mary.

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Wow, what a big tree.

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Not to mention heavy.

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It's a beauty, all right.

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You picked a good one, big guy.

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Oh, don't look at me.

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I wanted the aluminum model.

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Okay, gang, we've got a lot of work to
do.

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Heather, I'm going to need your help
trimming the banister.

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Wesley and Kevin, you're in charge of
the outside lights. And George, here's

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gift list.

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If there's nothing else you want dragged
in from the forest, I'll be in my room.

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Oh, Mr. Belvedere, I thought we could go
through the holiday cookbooks and plan

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Christmas dinner together.

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Oh, no need.

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I'll have everything prepared for you.
So in my absence, all you'll have to do

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is just pop it in the oven.

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Oh, thank you.

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What do you mean, in your absence?

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Yeah. Aren't you going to spend
Christmas here with us?

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Of course not, Wesley.

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Christmas is always my day off.

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When you dropped your jacket, as you
came through the door, no one glared.

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According to our new rival, life is more
than mere survival.

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And we just might live a good life yet.

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That in November, our neighbor's dog,
Gunther, jumped over the fence and got

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little Charo in the family way.

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So if you know anyone who would like an
adorable puppy, half St. Bernard, half

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Chihuahua.

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No. Merry Christmas, Marge and Gower
Drobish. Oh, look, they sent us a

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of the pups.

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Oh!

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Hey, look at this.

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The half -nagel sent us a Christmas card
with $20 in it.

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What's that for?

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Oh, it's a bribe, honey, to keep Wesley
out of their yard. Here we are.

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Christmas cookies as requested.

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Don't eat the gingerbread quinoa, girl.
That's for Wesley.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, these are really
good.

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Aren't you going to have one big guy?

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I would, but then I know what's in them.

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Mr. Belvedere, are you sure you won't
change your mind and spend the holiday

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with us? I'm afraid I've made other
plans.

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Oh, yeah?

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You got a hot date with one of Santa's
helpers?

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The thing is, you're so much a part of
the family.

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Well, we all have our Christmas
traditions.

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And mine is suspended alone.

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I wonder what the big guy does all by
himself.

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I don't know. Maybe he just likes to
have Christmas off.

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I don't know why. I don't pay him for
it.

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Hey, I know. I bet he dresses up like
Santa and hands out toys to the needy

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at the orphanage.

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Yarmulke.

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I just want you all to know I've thought
a lot about it and I've decided to

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become Jewish.

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Wesley, you don't just become Jewish.

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Sammy Davis Jr.

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did.

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Tell me, Wesley, did the sudden
conversion have anything to do with the

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days of Hanukkah and the eight days of
gifts that come with it?

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I thought it was nine.

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So much for spiritual callings.

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Well, we'll be at the mall.

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Shalom, Wes.

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Hi, Mr. Robiter.

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Hello, Kevin.

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Well, somebody's sure getting into the
Christmas spirit.

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Oh, really? Who?

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You. I mean, making all these cookies,
wiping up the crumbs with your little

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poinsettia tea towel.

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Christmas won't be the same here without
you.

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I think you should stay.

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Why?

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So I can go.

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It's just, there's a bunch of sorority
girls, and they're renting a condo in

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Poconos. And there's this girl I really
like, and she kind of likes me. But

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there's this other guy that she likes
too, and he's going. So if I don't and

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does, then they will.

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Not at all.

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Look, if I'm not here for Christmas
dinner, it's going to break Mom's heart.

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But if you're here, me being gone won't
seem so obvious.

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You could even sit in my chair.

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Oh, goody.

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Can I wear your bib, too?

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Look, Kevin, I don't think your mother
would consider me a suitable substitute

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for her eldest son.

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Besides, if you're not here, who's going
to spill eggnog on your father?

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Hey, Wes, I thought we talked about
this.

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Well, I'm supposed to light a candle for
every present I want.

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Wes, that's not what Hanukkah's about at
all.

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Well, Joey Goldstein lights candles at
his house and he's three presents ahead

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of me already.

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That's because it's Joey's religion,
pal.

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He lights the menorah to commemorate the
rededication of the temple in

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Jerusalem. It symbolizes the
steadfastness of the Jewish faith under

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Uh... Sandy Koufax told me that.

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Anyway, you're just doing it to get
stuff.

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Yeah, but I figured it was worth the
shot.

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Listen to me, young man. If I were you,
I'd start thinking more about giving

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than receiving, or you're going to wind
up not celebrating anything.

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It's cracked.

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What?

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The glass on your watch. It's cracked.

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Thank you for telling me.

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So how is our littlest rabbi doing?

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Terrible. Mom and Dad think I'm a greedy
pig.

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That doesn't sound very kosher.

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So anyway, what do you want for
Christmas?

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How about my room to myself?

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Well, I know I could get you a new
watch. I already have one.

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Then I'll get the old one fixed. I like
it the way it is.

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No, I'm not...

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It's the spirit of Christmas, and you're
sure not being very cooperative.

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Goodbye, Wesley.

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Yo, bum, buggy, you too.

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Hi,

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Mom. Oh, don't look. I'm wrapping your
present from Santa.

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Oh, don't worry. I won't look.

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Oh, come on.

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Now, it wasn't that long ago that you
still believed in Santa Claus.

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Mom. In fact...

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I still remember the day that you gave
Johnny Kruger a black eye for saying

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Santa wasn't real.

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No, Mom, that was the day he told me Dad
was a tooth fairy. Oh, sure.

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Mom, can I ask you a question? It's kind
of important.

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Oh, honey, anything you want to get me
is fine.

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Huh?

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You know, the greatest gift any mother
can have is just to have her family

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together at Christmas.

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Yeah, well, what if one of the members
of that family wanted to go skiing

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instead?

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Hmm?

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Well, it's just the alpha fees have got
this place up in the mountains, and I

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was kind of thinking I'd like to go.

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Oh, I see.

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Well, you're 19 years old. You're old
enough to make your own decisions. So if

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you would prefer to spend Christmas with
your friends rather than with your own

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family, that's perfectly all right with
me.

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It is?

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You want to blow the whole operation?

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Oh, if we get caught, I can forget about
getting my own phone for Christmas.

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You can forget about it anyway. I
peaked.

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and a neat watch.

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Yeah, and it'll be even neater when we
get it fixed.

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Hey, look, there's an inscription
inside.

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To my dearest Lynn, December 1941.

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Love, Pamela.

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Wow, Mr. Belvedere must have had a
girlfriend.

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Yeah. Now I think I know why he doesn't
like Christmas.

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My brother Reginald has been called up
to the army. I must take care of his

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children. Leaving London tonight for
Sheffield. With this Christmas gift,

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remember me and our time together.

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God bless you and keep you safe from
harm. Love, Pamela.

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P .S. Did you finish the peanut brittle?

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What's the matter? What are you crying
about?

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That.

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So tragically beautiful.

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Huh?

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Oh, Wes.

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was the great love of Mr. Belvedere's
life.

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I thought it was Oreos.

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I mean, it was during that black and
white war you see on PBS all the time.

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Mr. Belvedere was a dashing Calvary
officer and she was this beautiful young

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daughter of the Duke of Earl or
somebody.

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And they were going to be married.

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But the war came and Mr. Belvedere went
off to be a hero.

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And when he came back, he couldn't find
her.

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And she thought he was dead.

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So... she became a nun and her love
could never be.

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And that is why Mr. Belvedere hates
Christmas.

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That makes sense.

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Come on, Wes, get off the phone. I have
to call Angela.

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You can't. I'm talking to Sheffield.

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You mean like in England?

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Yeah. I'm trying to find Mr. Belvedere's
girlfriend.

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You're crazy. All that stuff happened
over 40 years ago.

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the store told me this thing was so easy
to assemble even a monkey could do it.

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Maybe you should hire one.

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Anyway, I thought that Wesley already
had a bike.

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Oh, no, this is for Marsha.

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She says she needs it because her butt's
starting to droop.

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Well, it happens to the best of us. Good
night.

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Hey, uh, Belvedere. Yeah?

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Did you say anything to Wes?

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Oh, I mean about Christmas.

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One minute he's hocking me for all the
stuff he wants.

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The next thing I know he's saying don't
get him anything.

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All he cares about is something he's
getting somebody else.

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I didn't do anything.

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Maybe the boy simply had a sudden burst
of humanity.

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Oh, you're right.

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Do you know we're standing under the
mistletoe?

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Don't even think about it.

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I'm just kidding.

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Merry Christmas.

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What are you giving it to me now for?

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Well, it's Christmas Eve day and it's
kind of a neat gift. I want to see your

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face when you open it.

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Well, why can't you see my face
tomorrow?

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Because I won't be here tomorrow.

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Huh? I'm going on a ski trip.

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What? Hi, guys.

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Hi. Hey, Mom, did you tell Kevin he
could go skiing on Christmas?

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No. I told him it was his decision.

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Well, how come he gets to go away and I
can't go with Angela and celebrate

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Christmas in the Bahamas?

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Heather, only Perry Como celebrates
Christmas in the Bahamas.

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Yeah, well, that's not fair.

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Oh, honey, you have to understand.

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Your brother doesn't mean to be a jerk,
but he's a man.

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And sometimes men get these overwhelming
urges to be thoughtless and sensitive

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and selfish.

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It must be the same genetic deficiency
that makes them play golf.

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Boy, that mall's a madhouse.

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It took me an hour just to find a place
to park.

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Why don't we just forget the whole
thing?

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Huh? What's the matter?

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Mom's all bent out of shape because
Kevin is spending Christmas in a

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What? You know, at least I'm not trying
to spend Christmas in the Bahamas.

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Hey, look, I'll settle this.

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You're grounded. Oh, Thea.

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Ha -ha.

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Oh, great, Heather. I'll just take my
phone back. Oh, come on, Kevin. Give it

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back. No.

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Stop it, you two. Hey, hey.

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If this is the way Christmas is going to
be around here, maybe we should forget

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it.

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Hey, you want to go to the Poconos?

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Go to the Poconos.

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You want to go to the Bahamas?

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Start swimming.

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Hell, I may as well go to work tomorrow.

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There's no reason to hang around here.

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lights. I took them all down.

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Already? Sure.

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I figure our Christmas is over. Why wait
till August?

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Well, I'm off to the movies.

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And since I won't be seeing you
tomorrow, I want to wish you all a Merry

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Christmas.

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silent night, are we?

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It's okay, big guy.

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See you later.

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Hey, where are you going?

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Oh, I'm leaving, Wesley.

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Have a nice Christmas.

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Huh? But you can't go yet.

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Oh, don't worry, Wesley. Your present is
under the tree.

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It's the ticking one marked open me
first.

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Whatever it is, it can wait.

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No, she won't.

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She? What are you talking about, Wesley?

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Pamela Kent, your one true love.

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What?

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It's just I wanted to get you something
special, so I snuck up to your room to

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get your watch fixed, and that's when I
found out about Pamela and why you don't

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like Christmas.

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Oh, Wesley.

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When you jump to conclusions, you don't
fool around.

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Well, Heather helped.

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Mr. Belvedere.

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Who's Pamela Kent?

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Oh, just a friend I knew during the war.

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You mean you two weren't in love?

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Well, we were very fond of each other.

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But then, those were extraordinary
times.

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Anyway, it would never have worked out.

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Why not?

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Well, for one thing, she's 20 years
older than I.

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Long time no see.

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Yes, quite.

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You're certainly looking very well.

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Thank you. I play bingo three times a
week at Twickenhorn.

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Yes, well, that would keep anybody fit.

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Good boy promised you'd introduce me to
Larry Hagman.

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Then, in 1964, Jeffrey left me for this
shop

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girl on Carnaby Street.

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The swine.

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I went back to Sheffield and tended my
garden, and that's where I've been ever

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since. I see.

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But I don't mind.

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I have my grandchildren to keep me warm
in the winter.

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And every spring, I take a holiday in
Spain.

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Of course, it's mostly for the sangria.

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00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,350
Yes, I often take holidays in Hershey.

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But then again, it's mostly for the
kisses.

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Is there anything wrong?

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you looked at me just now when you
smiled.

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It reminded me of that afternoon during
the blitz when the bombs were falling

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and they evacuated the Hyde Park Hotel.

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You threw me over your shoulder and
whisked me up the fire escape to the

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Anne suite.

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If I remember correctly, that was quite
an afternoon.

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You think I should go in there and make
sure everything's okay?

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I don't know.

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They've been in there almost an hour.

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I haven't laughed this hard since you
bared your backside to that German dive

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bomber.

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You mooned the Messerschmitt?

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We were low on ammo.

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Yes, Wesley.

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It simply took us a little time to get
reacquainted.

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Yes, and it was so kind of you to bring
us back together.

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You know, your son is a very thoughtful
and generous young man.

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Yeah, we know.

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I especially like flying first class.

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Well, now you two are back together
again, does this mean you don't hate

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Christmas? Oh, I never hated Christmas,
Wesley.

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It's just, thinking about Pamela and the
friends I'd lost during the war,

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Christmas has always seemed a little bit
sad to me.

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Except for this one.

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It's my hay fever.

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Snow brings it on.

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Yeah, I think I got the same thing.

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I think we all do.

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Now, if you good people would be kind
enough to excuse us, Lynn has promised

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treat me to a Christmas dinner at the
best hotel in Pittsburgh.

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We may even try to relive some of the
high points of the Blitz.

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Well, bombs away.

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Good night, everyone, and Merry
Christmas. Merry Christmas.

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00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,740
Look, I know I haven't exactly been
Chris...

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Kringle lately.

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But I want to wish you all a very Merry
Christmas from the bottom of my heart.

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Merry Christmas, Belvedere.

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00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:25,070
Settle down, Pamela.

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Hey, uh, Kev, if you're heading up to
the Poconos, you'd better get started.

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It's getting late.

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Meh.

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00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,360
I think I'll just stick around here.

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00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,960
Yeah, me too. I don't like swimming in
the dark anyway.

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So, as long as we're all staying, why
don't we open up some presents?

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Yeah.

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Merry Christmas,

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Marsha.

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I put it together myself.

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Honey, it's the best job you've ever
done.

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Mr. Belvedere will be right back.

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00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,840
Pamela is safely back home in Sheffield.

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When we parted, we promised to meet
again in another 40 years.

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The Owens family was thrilled with their
gifts.

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They are presently at the mall trying to
avoid each other as they exchange them.

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And speaking of the spirit of Christmas,
Wesley, with only a few days left

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between him and a six -month
grounding...

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00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,600
He's frantically trying to raise the
money to cover Pamela's airfare.

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00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:57,220
What he doesn't know is that I've
already paid George Beck.

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00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,240
But why should I tell him that?

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I mean, I love him.

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But that doesn't mean I can't have any
fun.