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This is so embarrassing.

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We know nothing.

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All right, players, as I said, the final
Jeopardy category is art history.

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Hey, this one's mine. I took art history
in college. And here is the final

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Jeopardy answer.

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This 20th century Russian painter is
often referred to as the creator of the

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first pure abstraction.

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Okay. Good luck.

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I know this.

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Who is somebody? Who is somebody?
Somebody is key. Somebody... Who is

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Vasily Kandinsky? Who is Vasily
Kandinsky?

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You know, that Jerome just made more
money in half an hour than I'm going to

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make all year.

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And why?

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Because he's smart.

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We're stupid.

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No, we're not. We knew all the TV
questions.

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Even the PBS one.

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Yeah, Adam, I'm sure the judges would
have accepted who is some old English

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Okay, well, maybe we can't answer
questions, but we know stuff that is

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important. Like, I can get from my house
to anywhere in the city without making

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a left turn. Huh?

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Well, I always pick the fast line at the
grocery store. Tell me that's not

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valuable. I used to know this stuff.

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Isn't anyone embarrassed by this? What
for? It's not as if you're going to run

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into this Kandinsky guy on the street.

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Well, of course not. He's dead.

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I think.

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I'm going to find out.

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How?

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I'm going to read. I'm going to learn.
I'm going to take a refresher course in

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everything.

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It's so inspiring, Ellen.

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I'm going to take a nap.

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What about Wheel of Fortune?

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They make it too hard these days.

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Thank you, Joe.

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My pleasure, Stephanie, dear.

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Ah, the bloom of new love.

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Oops!

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I actually envy you. But you can't catch
me.

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I'm to hit you.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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Could you guys not do that in here?

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Sorry, Helen.

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It's just that we're extra happy today.

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This morning, Stephanie moved in with
me. I officially have a ball and chain.

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Well, congratulations.

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We did it in honor of our two -week
anniversary.

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Don't you guys think you're rushing
things a little?

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Because I sure don't. No.

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Hi. Hey, you ready to go? Yeah, but, you
know, I changed my mind. I don't want

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to go to a movie.

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What do you mean? It's Van Damme. We
love Van Damme. Yeah, I know we do, but

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want to go to a museum instead.

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A museum?

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In L .A.?

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Is there one?

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Yes, and they're showing this exhibit on
Kandinsky. I'm reading this book about

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him. Oh, the Jeopardy guy.

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Yeah, and look at this painting. This is
called Blue Mountain. It's from his

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Munich period.

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In this one, Van Damme goes back in
time.

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Look, I'm going to the exhibit, and if
you two care anything about learning

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intelligence or knowledge, you'll come
with me.

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But I want milk duds.

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I'll buy you some Milk Duds. But I want
the big feeder size.

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Stop at a video store now. Shut up, you
big baby.

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You're the baby.

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I don't get art.

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You've got to give it time.

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No, my mom said that if it doesn't go
with the drapes, it's not worth having.

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Yeah, actually, your mom's right. This
$3 million Kandinsky would clash with

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ceramic clown collection.

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They're hobos, Ellen.

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I always hated being dragged to museums.
They're so stuffy. I always had this

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uncontrollable urge to do cartwheels.

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That is so immature, Paige.

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Look, tic -tac -toe, I'll be X's, you be
O's.

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You just missed them. They went that
way. It was two men, one tall, thin man

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with a limp, and then a short man with a
patch. Not an eye patch, but like a

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shoulder patch, like he was trying to
quit smoking or something edgy, and he

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just touched it. Go get them. They were
that way.

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Oh, look, Marky Mark.

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Oh,

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this is the picture that I saw in the
book.

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This is so cool to see it in person. You
know, before this, Kandinsky was very

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representational. Like if he was
painting a horse, it looked like a

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Oh, I get it. So if he was painting dogs
playing poker, they really were playing

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poker.

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I'm going to go look at the sculptures.

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Did you know Kandinsky was a lawyer?

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Me? Well, actually, he studied law, but
he never practiced.

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I stand charmingly corrected.

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Don't the colors seem almost dreamlike?
They speak directly to the senses.

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Kandinsky had very specific associations
for color.

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Yellow was assertive, blue was restful,
and green was smug, like the middle

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class.

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Well said.

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Well, I just calls them as I sees them.

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So, you like nude men.

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Yeah, it's kind of a coincidence,
because underneath these clothes, I'm

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completely naked.

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Done.

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Well, that didn't work too well, did it?

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Worked perfectly.

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Wanted to sit.

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Did you know that Kandinsky's earliest
memories were of color? Really? Yeah.

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My earliest memories is crawling through
the dog door and sitting on the

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driveway.

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Ellen Morgan. Roger Thompson.

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Are you an artist?

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Unfortunately, no. I teach at UCLA.

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I'm a professor of Pan -Arab politics.

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Wow. I mean, politics alone, that's
exciting, but then add Pan -Ab to it.

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Don't get me started. I know about that.

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And you?

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I own a book. Oh, how wonderful to be
surrounded by books all day long. I envy

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you. We, uh, sell coffee, too.

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You know, if you appreciate the
improvisational freedom of Kandinsky, I

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to say you were a fellow jazz lover as
well.

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Did you go through my wallet?

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You venture correctly. Yes, I love jazz.

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Well, I'm going to see Herbie Hancock
tomorrow night. Perhaps you could join

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Share your opinions on funk versus
fusion.

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I'd love to, yes, because, you know,
funk is one thing, but then fusion...

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another.

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Wonderful. Here's my card.

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Call me tomorrow.

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I will.

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Goodbye, Ellen.

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Bye -bye.

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Ellen, come here. You've got to see
this. Come here. The work, the shapes,

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angles. And as a photographer, I'm
always fascinated by areas of light and

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shadow in a painting.

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Hey.

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What?

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Joe. Joe.

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Ellen.

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Ellen.

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Ellen, hi. What are you doing here?

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Stephanie and I had a huge fight.

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I moved out.

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It's over between us.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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What happened?

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First 45 minutes were paradise.

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Suddenly, the magic was gone.

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The sex got to be routine.

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It was wham, bam, thank you, Joe.

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I even had to think of other women just
to get excited.

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Thank you, by the way.

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Well, uh, you can't live here.

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Well, Stephanie gave up her place. I
can't just throw her out on the street.

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It's either here or your place.

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Here's good.

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Thanks.

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Wow, here I am going on about me. What's
happening with you, Ellen Morgan?

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Oh, well, I'm picking up some books on
jazz. I met this professor at a museum,

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and he's taking me to see Henny
Herbcock.

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So I need to learn everything there is
to know about jazz by 8 o 'clock

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night.

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Well, good luck.

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Lammy?

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Lammy.

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All

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right,

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I know jazz.

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Quiz me.

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Okay. He wrote Straight No Chaser. Who
is Thelonious Monk, High Priest of Bup?

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Dick it.

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Okay. He was a fabulous trumpeter.

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His given name was John Burke.

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Who was Diddy Gillespie?

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Ellen, are you aware of the fact that
you're cramming for a date?

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I just don't want to look stupid. I was
learning anyway, and now I've chosen

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jazz as my next subject.

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Keep them coming, Paige.

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He recorded Take Five.

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I don't know that.

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Do you think that'll be on the date?

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Hide the books. Hide the books.

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Hi. Hello, Adam. Roger, come in. Thank
you. These are my friends, Paige and

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Adam. Paige.

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Hello, Adam. They don't live here.

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I have an amazing surprise.

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There's been a change of plans.

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We're going to the marriage of Figaro.

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Oh, I'm not dressed for a wedding.

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Are you enjoying it, John?

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Yes. Yeah, that cat sure can swing.

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The tenor? Yeah.

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Reminds me of Charlie Parker.

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Inventor of bebop.

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Lover of nutmeg.

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1920 to 1955.

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Bird.

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Sorry about that. Can you toss those
back up here?

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Wow. Good arm, Duchess.

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That was something. We'll have to do
that again sometime real soon. Ellen,

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is just the intermission.

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I know. I know. I'm saying that we'll
have to do that again. And when I see

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second half, we'll probably have to do
that again soon, too. Because this is...

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I love it. This is like being in a
Mariah Carey concert.

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You seem uncomfortable.

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Are you not having a good time?

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Are you kidding? Having a good time?
It's opera.

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Then it must be me.

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Actually, it's opera.

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I thought we were going to see a jazz
concert, so I studied up on that.

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I don't know what you mean.

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I'm not as educated as I seem. I could
talk about Kandinsky because I just read

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a book about him.

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I'm sorry. I just didn't want you to
think I was stupid.

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Well, why would I think that?

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Because I am.

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I don't know nothing about nothing.

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But you clearly have a thirst for
knowledge. I share that with you.

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Yeah, but this is your world. I don't
fit in here.

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I'm sorry. I only brought you here
because I thought you'd enjoy it.

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Let's go out again tomorrow night and do
something you love to do. I want you to

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show me your world.

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Well, tomorrow night is Melrose Place
night.

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This Melrose Place.

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Take me there.

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We're going to need a new sponge and
more liquid soap. A lot more.

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Just bought a five -gallon drum.

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Hi, Ellen. I'm sorry I'm late.

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Joe, go talk to her.

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I miss you.

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I miss you, too.

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Oh, good.

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Now we can all get back to work around
here.

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Stephanie, come home with me tonight. Be
with me. Lay across my big brass bed.

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No, no, no, no.

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Let's start over with a place we can
call ours.

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Or you could spend some time getting to
know each other better.

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Ellen's right. Let's take the day off.

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Joe, you're in your bathrobe. I know,
and I'm as naked as a jaybird

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But I'm young and crazy in love, and I
don't care.

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It is a little windy out. I think I'll
change.

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Can I get you another box of juice?

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No.

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Well,

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Roger, you said you wanted to see my
world. What did you think of Melrose

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Well, I... I don't know what to say.

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Well, we watch meaningful shows, too. I
mean, what's a show we watch, Adam? The

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Commish.

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There you go.

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This Amanda character.

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Heather Locklear.

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Perhaps I'm stating the obvious here,
but isn't Amanda reminiscent of Lady

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Macbeth?

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Heartlessly manipulating these young
innocents, always to further her own

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yet possessing an underlying
vulnerability within which lie the seeds

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downfall.

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See, he does get it.

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Who is this gentle bard whose finger is
on the pulse of all that which makes us

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human? Aaron Spelling?

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Roger?

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Would you like to try the clicker?

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He likes you.

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You know, having seen both the
Honeymooners and the Flintstones, I'm

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some amazing similarities.

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Not just between Ralph and Fred.

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Between Norton and Barney as well? Yeah,
well, sure, of course. You know, and

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basically it goes without saying that
Wilma is basically Alice with a bone in

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her head. Exactly.

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How about that Betty?

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Wouldn't get her out of my cave.

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Hey, hey, you know, I think you guys are
on to something here, but I have to go

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to work in four hours. Paige!

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Oh, oh, oh, a Korean game show is just
about to start.

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Loosely translated, it's called Who's
Got My Pants? This should be good.

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Oh, God, not more reading.

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Haven't you learned enough?

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Paige, you can never learn enough.

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History of opera.

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Still trying to impress that Roger?

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No, I'm doing this for me.

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And would it impress Roger, I'd buy a
bigger TV.

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Last night, we stayed up until 2 .30 in
the morning watching Nick at night. He's

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fascinated by Gilligan's Island.

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Who is it?

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He kept saying, if there's so much great
stuff on the other side of the island,

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why don't they just live there?

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Duh, the lagoon.

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I can't stand this anymore. I mean, we
haven't actually left the house for a

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week. He just sits and stares at the
television with a stupid look on his

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Might as well be dating Adam.

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Hi. Hi, Roger.

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Hi.

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Paige, what a surprise to find you here.

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Adam, ready for a terrific evening?

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Well, you know what? I know you've been
looking forward to TGIF all week long. I

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mean, we all have, but I thought maybe
tonight we could go out.

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My thoughts exactly. We are going out
tonight.

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Really? Where?

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It's a surprise.

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Let's just say it's a long -running show
and tickets are very hard to come by.

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Oh!

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That's exactly what I had in mind.

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Rainmaker, in team.

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Okay, okay, I guess you remember.

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Don't get me wrong, this is a terrific
show, but I just thought maybe we'd be

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doing something else. Isn't this
exciting?

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Michel is so adorable.

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And look at Danny, he's so funny, and a
great father, too. He's what every guy

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wants to be.

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It's Bob Saget. You know, he has another
show, too. Do you take me for a fool?

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Of course I know that.

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Hey, Bob!

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Mary Kate!

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You guys deserve the Emmy!

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Thank you very much, sir.

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Where are you from?

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England! Oh, really? It's nice to see
our fans from across the sea.

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Call security. Have them taken out,
please.

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Roger, could you sit down? People are
looking.

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You know, Adam, ever since the day I was
born, I've been pushed to learn, learn,

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learn. I'm sick of it.

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I just want to sit back and be
entertained. Thank you for introducing

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television. Oh, that's nice, but I
already know about TV.

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I was hoping to learn about other
things, basically everything else. I

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know about everything else.

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That's kind of why I found you so
exciting.

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So, sweetheart, the important thing to
remember is names can only hurt you if

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you let them hurt you.

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Always remember that. Don't you think
that Danny is an idealized portrait of a

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father figure representing to us all
what we wish our fathers could be?

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I mean, in that sense, doesn't he then
become a father to us all? Who cares?

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He's funny.

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Can we go?

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This is beautiful.

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Madame Butterfly is saying goodbye to
her son.

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She's saying if you cannot live with
honor, it is better to die with honor.

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You know, we're missing the commish.

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You ever hear from that Roger guy
anymore?

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No. He stopped calling ever since he got
that direct satellite dish.

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150 channels.

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I don't get opera.

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Why do they have to sing everything?

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Why can't they just say it?

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Yeah. Say it, don't spray it.