1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,424 [hockey game playing on TV] 2 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,469 - [crickets chirping] - [distant dog barking] 3 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,804 [announcer] Vlad with a chance, it drops down in front. 4 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,140 Stamkos after it, couldn't control Rodrigues. 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,517 Shot blocked away by O'Reilly. 6 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,311 - [exhales sharply] - Reinhart on the loose puck. 7 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:23,397 Back it goes for Rodrigues. They work it in front. 8 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,483 Reinhart's shot blocked again. 9 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,652 Oh, the Panthers look sharp here. 10 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,819 [text whooshing] 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,279 And this number one line 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,989 really came together last night... 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,199 [phone chiming] 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,660 Stamkos went up with O'Reilly. 15 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:36,662 [pops lips] 16 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,497 He shoots, he scores! 17 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,832 [laughing] 18 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,042 What a great night. 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,336 You know my favorite part about last night? 20 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,673 - Hmm? - The high-five. 21 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,049 - Oh! - [chuckles] 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,885 I was just so excited about how it was going. 23 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,762 I was self-conscious about being on top. 24 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,348 It totally snapped me out of it. 25 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,724 [hands smack] 26 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,851 You shouldn't be self-conscious about anything. 27 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,353 Mwah! 28 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,188 Oh, my gosh, this week. 29 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,314 Wow. 30 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,400 I was so messed up after seeing my ex. 31 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,486 Really helped me. Mm! 32 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,781 There is nothing like a no-strings-attached booty call 33 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,159 to give you a boost of confidence. 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,956 - I'm glad I could help. - Mm. 35 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:25,543 What is better than just fun, uncomplicated sex? 36 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,253 [both moaning] 37 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,796 [grunting] Oh, my God. 38 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,591 - [straining] - [Katie sighs] 39 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,094 - [Archie exclaiming] - What are we doing? 40 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,596 [sighs] You need to wait 41 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,472 at least 30 seconds before you start a conversation. 42 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,435 I just fucked you. Are you seriously telling me to be quiet? 43 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,812 This is tricky for me because I really want to say yes. 44 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,231 [Katie scoffs] 45 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,899 [sighs] 46 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,235 Doesn't this make you feel icky? 47 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,321 Icky? I don't feel icky. 48 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,406 It makes me feel excellent, Katie. 49 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,576 - [sighs] - And you... 50 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,495 you're so beautiful. 51 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,623 I love you. 52 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,666 Yeah, yeah, we're not... We're not doing that. 53 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,501 Come on, you can't honestly tell me you're not enjoying this 54 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,503 - a little bit. Yes. - I am, of course, I am. 55 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,380 - It's... It's forbidden. - Yes. 56 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,299 And it's dangerous, and I wanna do it over and over, 57 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,259 which makes me wanna fucking choke you. 58 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,469 Well, I'm sure that can be arranged. 59 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,429 - Ew! - [knocking] 60 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,473 [Greg] Hey, kiddo! It's me. 61 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,974 - Shit, it's my dad. - [snickering] 62 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,267 - Don't say a word. - [Greg] Katie, it's Dad! 63 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,602 That's exactly what I've been saying. 64 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,188 - Oh, my God. - [Greg] I know you're here. 65 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,649 - Come on out! - Come here, boy. 66 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,025 Ah! 67 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:34,153 [growling] Oh, yes, mi amor. 68 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,030 What did we say about drop-ins? 69 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,450 - You have got to text me. - I did text you. 70 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,285 "I'm out front knocking." 71 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,204 - Not what I meant. - Check it out. 72 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,538 How cool is this? 73 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,666 Gosh, half as cool as a motorcycle? 74 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,959 And twice as safe. 75 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,170 This sporty little sportster 76 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,881 is going to turn my 13-minute commute 77 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,217 into a nine-minute commute. 78 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,386 - Total game changer. - Dad, if you ever find a woman 79 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,680 as excited about this as you, don't let her go. 80 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,847 Never gonna happen. 81 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,766 - Okay. Be safe. - Bye. Whoo! 82 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,560 - [Katie] Go slow. - [Greg imitating motor revving] 83 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:07,645 - [siren whooping] - [Donnie] Whoa! 84 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,980 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 85 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,691 Is that thing street legal, Russo? 86 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,652 I don't know. Shouldn't you know? 87 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,070 - Are you sassin' me right now? - No, no. 88 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,655 - No. - Let me tell you something. 89 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,864 I've got an office, 90 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,366 and in that office is a computer. 91 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,618 And as long as no one else is on it, 92 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,412 I can look up the legal-ness of anything. 93 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,955 - Okay? - Okay. 94 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,165 I'm watching you, Russo. Like a hawk. 95 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,543 Like a cop hawk. 96 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,919 - A what? - Cop hawk. 97 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,754 Are you saying "car park" with a Boston accent? 98 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,339 No, I'm saying cop haw... cop hawk. 99 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,258 - [with Boston accent] Cah pahk! - No, cop... 100 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,342 - Smahten up. - Hawk. 101 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,593 Pahk the cah in the cah pahk. 102 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,845 I'm saying cop hawk. 103 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,514 - Wicked pissah. - Get outta here. 104 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,015 Cah pahk! 105 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:49,228 ♪ Oh, I, oh, I ♪ 106 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,440 ♪ I played the fool ♪ 107 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:56,736 ♪ I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying ♪ 108 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,239 ♪ Falling sometimes, sometimes flying ♪ 109 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,535 ♪ Cry me an ocean of one-liners ♪ 110 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:07,538 ♪ Cruel, cruel, cruel ♪ 111 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,041 ♪ Oh ♪ 112 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,377 - Cortado and a decaf, enjoy. - Thank you. Hey. 113 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,712 Love the green hair, by the way. 114 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,464 Well, tell that to my mother. 115 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,882 Huge fight last night. 116 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,550 I made her sleep on the couch. 117 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,260 - I'm gonna just... - [Beverly] Okay, take care. 118 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,803 I can help whoever's next. 119 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,139 God, I always regret talking to Beverly. 120 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,224 It's like, I care, but I don't care. 121 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,976 - You know what I mean? - Of course I do. 122 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,729 It's how you feel about everything in the world. 123 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,565 - You okay? - Just got rejected 124 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,900 from another internship. 125 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,736 - Oh. - Really thought I nailed this one. 126 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,362 We bonded over the fact that we're both germaphobes, 127 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,740 and then I pretended I was gonna sneeze on him. 128 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,241 It was fucking hilarious. 129 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:47,578 No, hey, that... It sounds so funny. 130 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,748 Listen, someone is gonna hire you, and when they do, 131 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,583 it's gonna be the smartest thing they've ever done. 132 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,251 I like your pep talk. 133 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,253 Yeah? 134 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,300 You know what? You don't need to watch this movie anymore. 135 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,179 Before I start to actually write, 136 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,349 I like to do something that sounds a little bit basic. 137 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,184 [camera clicking] 138 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,979 Uh, I like to list my characters' traits. 139 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,815 So, let's, uh, let's call out some traits. 140 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,274 - Anyone? - Conscientious. 141 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,692 Conscientious. 142 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,154 I love a conscientious character. 143 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,531 How 'bout one that's easier to spell? 144 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,990 - Irascible? - No. 145 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,951 - Girthy. - Alright, we're done. 146 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,203 Why don't we brainstorm some of these traits, 147 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,621 bring them in in the morning? 148 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,540 Hello, hello? Sleepyhead? 149 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,667 - [knocking] - Huh? [sighs] 150 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,628 Today's class is going to be the only thing on the final. 151 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,963 - Sorry. - What? 152 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,131 - I'm kidding. - [sighs] Fuck, dude, I'm... 153 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,260 - What's going on? - Sorry, Rooster. 154 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,636 I fell a little bit behind on rent, 155 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,721 and my roommates kicked me out. 156 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,890 I've been sleeping at Spooner's place on the floor, 157 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,517 and my back is not happy. 158 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,310 Tommy, are you homeless? 159 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,729 - Unhoused. - Thank you, Ronni. 160 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,189 Are you unhoused? 161 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,983 Uh, no. Don't worry about me. 162 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,985 Okay, I have an extra room. 163 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,529 Why don't you just crash with me for a couple days? 164 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,365 - Really? - Yeah. 165 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,367 That is so lit. Thank you. 166 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,869 - You're welcome. - Do you have toothpaste? 167 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,829 You know what? Never mind. 168 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,747 - I'll get my own. - Okay. 169 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,709 - So, just swing by after I get back from hockey practice. - Okay. 170 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,752 Hey, how is Coach Jake doing? 171 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,422 He's better. I think he just needed someone 172 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,673 to believe in him. 173 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,884 Fucker! Come on, DJ! 174 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,760 [Greg] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 175 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,179 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. 176 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,515 Hey, Coach, Coach, Coach! You okay, DJ? 177 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,018 You gonna take his side? He's giving me crazy attitude. 178 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,436 I just asked to go to the bathroom. 179 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,771 - Oh, you... - Oh, no. No, no, no. No, Coach. 180 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,065 Maybe you need a shower, huh? A little time out. 181 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,276 - Yeah? - I thought you believed in me. 182 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,111 Not as much as before. 183 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,113 Lame! 184 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,367 [groaning, imitating gunshots] 185 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,952 - Okay. - Fucking losers. 186 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,913 - [player] Hey! - Oh! Coach! Coach! Coach! 187 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,247 - Come on. - Fine, I'm gone. 188 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,874 - I'm out. I'm gone. - Three-on-three. Three-on-three. 189 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,125 No, no, no. Alright, you're... 190 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,710 [book thuds] 191 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,545 "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been shot." 192 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,213 Those were Teddy Roosevelt's words 193 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:06,258 moments after an attempted assassination. 194 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,052 Now, what challenge 195 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,388 did Roosevelt face as a boy 196 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,434 that gave him so much grit as a man? 197 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,519 Eli, I... I appreciate your enthusiasm, son, 198 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,398 but I like to ask questions and answer them myself. 199 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,109 It's how I command a room. As you were. 200 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,987 The answer is childhood asthma. 201 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,281 - Roosevelt would then be consumed by grief... - [whispering] Hey. 202 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,409 - I was looking for you. - ...when both his mother and his wife died. 203 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,328 Do you always come to Walt's lectures? 204 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,580 He likes me to start the applause when he's finished. 205 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,708 My cue word is "onward." 206 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,460 - I'll keep an eye out for that. - [Walt] Question. 207 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,966 Which of Roosevelt's speeches resonates most today? 208 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,593 Eli, I feel like we just had this discussion. 209 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,804 - Hand down. - That one was really tricky, sir. 210 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,973 Just tell me when there's a real question. 211 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,432 There won't be. 212 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,685 Roosevelt's speech of all speeches, of course, 213 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,437 was "The Man in the Arena." 214 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,524 - [Walt continues indistinctly] - [sighs] So... 215 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,942 what are you up to later? 216 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,694 What, at like 11:00? 217 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,612 Or, I don't know, 9:45? 218 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,447 - Eleven's kind of late. - Okay, Greg. 219 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,992 I'm a grown woman. A single parent. 220 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,620 I have a house that I will own outright in 28 years. 221 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,623 If you want this, or these, or to be inside this, 222 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,458 I need to be treated with some dignity. 223 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,169 Take me on a proper date. I'm not some cheap floozy. 224 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,463 I never felt that. Ever. 225 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:31,135 Even when you photocopied the... your... the... th-these. 226 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,386 I appreciate that, 227 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,013 'cause I don't do that very often. 228 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,305 Okay. 229 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,017 [Walt] Step into the arena of life... 230 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,477 Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight? 231 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,063 Oh, I don't know. Have to think about it. 232 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,481 - Okay. - Yes. 233 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,816 Oh, okay. 234 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,235 Onward! 235 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,530 - Onward! - My goodness, 236 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,324 how can you not clap for that? [clapping] 237 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,536 - [applause] - Thank you. 238 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,829 - Hello, gorgeous. - Ooh. 239 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,706 Hey, I just got some free time this afternoon. 240 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,874 Fancy a shag? 241 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,250 So romantic. 242 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,002 Uh, I can't. I'm meeting my dad here. 243 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,337 And I was thinking about claiming back some self-respect. 244 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,839 Oh, don't worry about that. No, no, no. 245 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,092 Okay, so I was gonna be having a meeting with my editor 246 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,428 who was gonna be giving me notes on the first five chapters of my book. 247 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,181 But, spoiler alert, she didn't have any. 248 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,849 I mean, zero notes. 249 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,684 It's like, sorry, am I the Lionel Messi 250 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,269 of Slavic languages and Russian studies? 251 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,063 - [sighs] - Come on, I wanna... I wanna celebrate with you. 252 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,898 - I wanna celebrate with your body. - [inhales sharply] 253 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,858 [growling] 254 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,693 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 255 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,861 - I meant to ask. - Yeah? 256 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,363 Are you still fucking Sunny? 257 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,448 Whoa, that's... 258 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,700 Wow, that's an incredibly personal question. 259 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,035 - Seriously? - Okay. 260 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,871 If you must know, yeah, I am. 261 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,539 But never on the same day as you. 262 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,375 Never in the same 22-hour window as you. 263 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,921 I think you may be the worst person in the world. 264 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,256 What? H-Hey, listen, I have been very clear 265 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,758 about what I want. 266 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,384 You say the word, and I will do 267 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,261 whatever we have to do to get this marriage back on track. 268 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,972 - I don't know if I want that. - You need time. 269 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:02,434 I get that, and I pray that you take me back. 270 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,977 But if you don't, I kinda feel like 271 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,272 it's maybe incumbent upon me to do whatever I can 272 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,108 to make it work with the mother of my unborn child. 273 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,984 I mean, what kind of man would that make me if I didn't? 274 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,903 I mean, I don't think that's a man that you could love. 275 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,571 - Oh, my God. - So, I can't do anything 276 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,323 that would raise suspicions. 277 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,243 Are you trying to make sleeping with two people simultaneously 278 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,661 the moral high ground? 279 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,080 I hope you choose us, Katie. 280 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,082 No. 281 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,501 I really do. 282 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,796 [e-bike whirring] 283 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,923 [Greg imitating revving] 284 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,801 - [tires screeching] - Screeching to a stop never gets old. 285 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,178 [chuckles] What the fuck are you wearing? 286 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,972 Oh! Yeah, isn't that great? 287 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,599 That, uh, artsy girl with the nose ring, Zoey, 288 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,851 she's handing 'em out. 289 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,352 What is the deal with nose rings? 290 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,645 - Do those hurt? - Give me the bike. 291 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,272 - Oh, yeah, do you wanna try it? - Give me the bike. 292 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,606 - I knew it! Okay. - Get off. 293 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,358 So, that's the throttle, those are the brak... Okay. 294 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,277 Beautiful form. Go for it. 295 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,945 Oh, you should put a helmet on, hon. 296 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,864 [e-bike whirring] 297 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,324 Okay, just loop it around! 298 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,285 Loop it around, hon. 299 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,954 And she's not coming back. 300 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,330 [Dylan] Alright, now that The Review 301 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,207 is back in print, we gotta move fast. 302 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,960 So, I was thinking we all could work a little late tonight? 303 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,462 That's gonna be tough for me. I have a date. 304 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,673 Oh. Then, uh, I do, too. 305 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,134 Oh, not with you. Check your texts. 306 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,803 - [computer mouse clicking] - With my roommate? 307 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,513 - But I introduced you guys. - [Eva] Yes. 308 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,515 Thank you. 309 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,392 I'll never forget you. 310 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,477 - Professor Shepard, you wanted to see me? - [Dylan] One sec. 311 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,856 This is going to be the best issue yet. 312 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,984 - Let's get it! - [students cheer and applaud] 313 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,153 I'm sure you know that we've lost 314 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,822 a few young professors to other institutions. 315 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,532 So, I was thinking you and I could have 316 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,743 some personal meetings, so our best new voices 317 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,494 know that there's a fast track to tenure. 318 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,164 [Walt] You're really embracing this Dean of Faculty thing. 319 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,208 I like the initiative. I'm in. 320 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,667 - Okay, good. - Excuse me. 321 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,336 There wasn't another reason you wanted to see me? 322 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,046 Perhaps you were moved 323 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,923 by an anonymous poetry submission? 324 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,841 A sonnet about the Irish Potato Famine? 325 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,511 Yeah, I'm sorry, that wasn't gonna work for me. 326 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,680 Huh. 327 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,017 [tires screeching] 328 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,395 - [indistinct chatter] - [door bell jingling] 329 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,440 [Zoey] Hi, Katie. 330 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,191 Your hair looks crazy. 331 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,568 I, uh, was on a very fast bike. 332 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,780 Uh, guys, can we have a minute alone? 333 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,406 [Katie sighs] 334 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,283 I, uh, I have a t-shirt for you, if you want one. 335 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,869 What are you doing? 336 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,747 I don't need you to punish Archie, okay? 337 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,208 He is a narcissist with a baby on the way. 338 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,417 Believe me, he's gonna get his. 339 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,127 And not that it's about this, 340 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,629 but the picture that you've chosen 341 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,047 makes me look like Nancy Pelosi. 342 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,799 You made me the face of a cause 343 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,093 without even asking? 344 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,220 This is a flashing reminder 345 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,930 of all of the mistakes I keep making. 346 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,139 Katie, you didn't make any mistakes... 347 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,267 It's Professor Russo. 348 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,435 Stop it, all of it. Clear? 349 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,063 - Y-Yeah. Sorry. - Thank you. 350 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,608 [door bell jingling] 351 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,110 [Greg] I've got a date, Tommy! 352 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,611 What did you do with the toothpaste? 353 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,238 [Tommy] I-I just borrowed a little bit, 354 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,240 but I didn't want to use your sink, so I used mine. 355 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,658 And I don't know, man, it's not in there. 356 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,742 Well, it's not upstairs. 357 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,286 Do you definitely have to brush? 358 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,745 Ranch-flavored Corn Nuts. 359 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,080 Empty bag. You do the math. 360 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,915 - [blowing] Yeah, just think. - Oh, no. 361 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,250 Try to retrace your steps, Tommy. 362 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,584 Where did you last have the toothpaste? 363 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,836 - Oh, the kitchen! - Great. 364 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,170 Yeah, the sink in the guest room 365 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,422 is too small to get my face in. 366 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,257 Why do you put your face in the sink? 367 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,259 - Oh, you don't? - Uh-uh. 368 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,761 Hey, get the tongue. Tongue. 369 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,305 - [water running] - There you go. 370 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,140 See, you can fit your whole face in there. 371 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,017 I don't want to put my face in there. 372 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,020 Alright. I'm going to call her 373 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,647 and tell her I'm gonna be a little bit late. 374 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,358 And... Oh, God. 375 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,443 Why? 376 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,944 Why is this not charged? 377 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,696 Oh, that's my charger, dude. That thing's broken. 378 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,197 Why do you keep it? 379 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,450 - Well, you never know. - You do. You know. 380 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,035 - Ehh. - It's a dead charge... Don't... Oh. 381 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,578 - Go. I just gotta go. Gotta go. - Yeah, yeah, slow... 382 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,954 Slow down there. You just took a shower 383 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,122 and you're already sweating again. 384 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,206 You know what? I bet I can't find 385 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,624 my deodorant either. Did you take that? 386 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,625 I just used it a little bit. 387 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,794 Don't use my deodorant, please! 388 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,920 Alright, I'm out. 389 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,006 - Hey, crush it, Rooster! - I'm gonna crush it. 390 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,009 [♪ light, upbeat music playing] 391 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,348 - [siren whooping] - [Greg groaning] 392 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,726 [over PA speakers] Stop right there! Disengage. 393 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,521 - Hello. - We meet again. 394 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,982 Finally got a chance to hop on the work computer. 395 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,984 Did a little research, and it turns out 396 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,487 these babies are not street legal. 397 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,697 Don't you have anything better to do? 398 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,824 Driver, I'm gonna need you to exit the vehicle. 399 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,369 - Uh... - Put your arms up, and then, 400 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,498 I'm gonna need you to give me... 401 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,999 a hug. Come here. 402 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,751 - Come here, there you go. - What's going on? 403 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,045 - Yes. There it is. - What are you doing? 404 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,380 Doesn't that feel good? 405 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,006 I don't understand. 406 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,175 I'm gonna let this slide tonight. 407 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,344 Ask me why. 408 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,762 - Why? - [inhales deeply] 409 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,348 Because of what you did... 410 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,683 for my boy, Donnie Junior. 411 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,269 Coach was gonna punch him, 412 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,854 and then you threw yourself in the way. 413 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,523 DJ? That was your kid? 414 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,732 That's my son. 415 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,359 You earned yourself one of these. 416 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,861 [Greg] A Get Out of Jail Free card. 417 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,697 - From Monopoly? Yeah. - Monopoly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 418 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,658 - It's a game. - I've played. 419 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,035 So, that gets you out of jail. Turn it over. 420 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,538 That's my name and my phone number. 421 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,456 - Okay. - So, it's legit. 422 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,250 - Okay. - It won't work in any other town. 423 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,419 And it will not work for murder. 424 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,879 - That's a whole other card. - Thank you. 425 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,382 So, I really need to get going. I'm late for a date. 426 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,884 Well, then hop in the car. I'll give you a ride over there. 427 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,387 - Would that be faster? - I don't actually know. 428 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,597 [laughing] I can't use the siren. 429 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,266 I, uh, did that once for a date, 430 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,226 and I got into a heap of trouble. 431 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,436 You're gonna hit traffic. 432 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,979 You got that light on Main Street. 433 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,064 You're gonna sit there and sit there and sit there. 434 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,983 It doesn't ever change. I've called about it, 435 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,402 but no one picks up. 436 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,736 Thank you again! 437 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,615 [♪ upbeat music playing] 438 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,328 [sighs] 439 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,253 [birdsong] 440 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,422 [Mo] You know, when I was a kid, the Bedford Y 441 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,090 had a set of sauna rules, too. 442 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,011 "No horseplay, no foreplay." 443 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,639 - I enjoy your friend. - She's my rock. 444 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,974 [Walt] I do have news. 445 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,684 I know you have not heard from Biotecha, 446 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,979 so I went ahead and called. 447 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,482 [sighs] You're not getting the internship. 448 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,484 [groaning] 449 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,279 Because they flat-out wanna hire you. 450 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,947 - Stop! I knew it! - [Walt slapping bench] 451 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,033 The Golden Buzzer. You got the golden ticket! 452 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,951 You're going to Hollywood! 453 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,411 Diana was quite impressed by you. 454 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,788 She is offering you a full-time position in her lab. 455 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,999 She's happy to work around your pregnancy. 456 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,251 She doesn't even care about you getting your degree. 457 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,794 - They don't give a shit! - [Walt] You did it, kiddo! 458 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:45,962 [Sunny] Okay. 459 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,214 - Okay! - Okay. 460 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,299 Okay? 461 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,302 Okay, uh, I, uh, I need some air. 462 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,971 I'm, um, I'm freaking out. 463 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,474 - I'll check on her. - No, I got it. 464 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,643 And you were late. You still owe two minutes. [groaning] 465 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,019 [door opens, closes] 466 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,689 Hey. You okay? 467 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,150 Obviously, this is an incredible opportunity. 468 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,818 Just, taking this job 469 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,071 means moving away from Archie, and that's... 470 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,073 - It's complicated. - I understand. 471 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,159 But one of the top biotech firms in the whole country 472 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,203 wants you. 473 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,829 And now, it's time to celebrate. 474 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,374 So could I please get a "what-what"? 475 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,376 - What-what. - Again, better. 476 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,669 - [door opens] - What-what! 477 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,671 - Atta girl! [laughing] - My goodness. 478 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,089 What are we celebrating? 479 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,924 I got a job offer at Biotecha. 480 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:34,010 - They're this neuro research... - Oh! Yeah, I-I know. 481 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,262 Who'd you meet with? 482 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,763 [mouthing] No. 483 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,099 Diana Jennings. 484 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,268 [chuckles softly] 485 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,686 [Joanie] Really? 486 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,229 Probably should have run that one by you first. 487 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,897 Probably. 488 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,525 - Congrats. - Thank you. 489 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,776 [door opens, slams shut] 490 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,695 That one's gonna leave a mark. 491 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,113 [Dylan] You know what else I did? 492 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,031 Got a pay increase for the adjuncts. 493 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,575 - [Greg] Mm. - I mean, I'm a poet. 494 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,119 I never expected to have a supervisory position, you know, 495 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,204 but I like having the voice. 496 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,040 Oh, my God, you're drunk with power. 497 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,542 - Stop. - You are. 498 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,628 - [laughing] No, I'm not. - [laughing] You are. 499 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,590 I really just feel that I can... I can do some good. 500 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,301 - Mm. - Even though I'm only interim Dean. 501 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,721 You need to stop treating this like it is a temporary position. 502 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,640 Own it, make it yours. 503 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,642 Okay. Why not? 504 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,562 - Check it out! - Whose is this? 505 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,896 Mine. 506 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,440 Greg, this is the coolest thing. 507 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,150 - Oh, my God! - Yes! 508 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,568 - Try this on. - Gimme! 509 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,653 Safety first, because I have a need for speed. 510 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,322 - You don't scare me. - Are you ready? 511 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,407 [imitating revving loudly] 512 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,326 Now, you do. [laughing] 513 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,578 - Oh, my God! - [yelling] 514 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,079 [both cheering] 515 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,456 - Go, go! - [laughing] 516 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,249 [imitating revving] 517 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,252 - [Dylan] Oh, my God! - [yelling] 518 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,463 - [Dylan] You got class this morning? - [Greg] Uh, no. 519 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,964 But there is something I need to do. 520 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,174 I think it'll be fine. 521 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,675 It's not fine, Greg. 522 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,470 - I'm sorry, again. - [computer keys clacking] 523 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,971 When I got home, I charged my phone 524 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,432 and I texted you a bunch of times. 525 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,267 - I don't know if you got any of 'em. - I got them. 526 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,644 They made everything better. 527 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,687 I don't wanna give you a bunch of lame excuses. 528 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,439 I did get pulled over by the police. 529 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,608 And if I have to be honest, 530 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,401 things really started to fall apart 531 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,612 - when I lost my toothpaste. - I don't wanna hear it. 532 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,447 I know, I know you don't. 533 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,283 It was in the kitchen, of all places. 534 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,952 This isn't how people behave, Greg, 535 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,122 when they're starting something real. 536 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,041 Yeah. 537 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,876 Yeah, that's true. 538 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,795 It's just very embarrassing, I was sitting in the... 539 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,546 Cristle, will you send flowers 540 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,299 to the hotel my wife is staying in? 541 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,300 - Oh... - Yeah. 542 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,886 ...and find out where she's staying. 543 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,346 That'd be good. Morning, Greg. 544 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,722 Good morning. 545 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,183 Was there anything else? 546 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,310 Not at the moment. 547 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,564 Margaret Keane's husband initially took credit 548 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,983 for all of her work, until... get this... 549 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,820 a judge made them do a paint-off in court. 550 00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,574 But the husband never showed up. Typical, right? 551 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,994 - [sighs] - [Katie] You should have seen her, Dad. 552 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,913 She was devastated. 553 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,832 Zoey was the one kid that looked up to me, 554 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,542 and I completely crushed her. 555 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,544 Mm. 556 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,045 So, you don't like these shirts? 557 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,382 'Cause she gave me four of them. I can get rid of 'em. 558 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,259 Or they could be beach shirts. I could wear 'em to the beach. 559 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,010 - Dad. - I don't think they're soft enough to wear 560 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,430 as sleep shirts, but they could be beach... 561 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,890 Beach shirts, not sleep shirts. 562 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,350 Say that five times fast. 563 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,560 What were you talking about, hon? 564 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,521 [sighs] It's totally my own fault. 565 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,566 I was too open with Zoey about everything going on with Arch. 566 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,110 I don't usually do that. 567 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,820 You don't connect with your students? 568 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,530 - Why not? - Yeah, why not? 569 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,865 Why is he here? 570 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,367 - Oh, I live here. - Just for a couple of days. 571 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,702 Also, Greg said he needed to talk to me 572 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:46,786 about some women problems. 573 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,080 No, Tommy, I did not say that. 574 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,915 I said that I was a little confused 575 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,584 about a woman that I was seeing, 576 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,378 and you said, "I got you, dog." 577 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,463 And then, Katie walked in 578 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,590 before I could say, "No, thank you, dog." 579 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,924 Oh, my God, is this the one-nighter? 580 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,384 I think she wants a little bit more than that. 581 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,386 - No. Okay. - Dad! 582 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,598 Let's stick with Katie's issue here right now. 583 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,725 Look, connecting with students 584 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,102 has been the best part of teaching for me so far. 585 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,437 It means a lot to me, too. 586 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,565 - You don't need to participate. - Oh, I don't mind. 587 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,402 I don't know if it's my thing. You know? 588 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,779 And I think maybe that's 'cause 589 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,531 I'm not that much older than them. 590 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,909 Don't say a word unless you wanna get smacked. 591 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,744 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, 592 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,246 but I think you're missing out. 593 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,623 Tommy has some pals coming over, 594 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,251 so I am going to get them some fun snack-a-rooskies. 595 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,504 Ah, no veggies though, Rooster. Nobody likes celery. 596 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,922 [Greg] How about with peanut butter? 597 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,423 Yeah, I'll allow it. 598 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,967 - He's my dad, not your dad. - He's everyone's dad. 599 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,594 - He's my dad. - [Greg] [singing] ♪ Hot pockets ♪ 600 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,429 ♪ Hot pockets! ♪ 601 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,931 [Tommy and Greg] ♪ Yeah ♪ 602 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,016 [indistinct chatter] 603 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,684 Oh, there they are. 604 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,978 Ugh! I miss the quiet. 605 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,772 Did you hear back from any of those internships, Bug? 606 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,316 Did you hear back from, uh, Biotecha, or... 607 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,776 No, still nothing. 608 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,945 Well, keep your chin up, Bug. 609 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,279 It'll all work out as planned. 610 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,990 - Bye. - Thank you. 611 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,868 Keeping secrets from him? 612 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,204 - I like that. - Thank you. 613 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,040 And I'll say this because you taught me how. 614 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,126 - Love you. - [groaning] 615 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,046 Making me all misty-eyed. [sniffling] 616 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,756 [Greg] I think she wants something 617 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,551 that's a little more real, a little more serious. 618 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,304 And I'm not sure that I'm ready for that. 619 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:32,058 This celery with peanut butter goes crazy. 620 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,811 - Mm. - How you make this? 621 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,563 It's celery and peanut butter, 622 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,648 a little sea salt, and a little lemon zest. 623 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,567 - Nice. - It is nice. 624 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,652 These would be so good if it had crunchy peanut butter 625 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,070 - instead of the smooth shit. - [friends] Mm! 626 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,322 Buddy, I told you, if you want anything, 627 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,324 just write it on the list on the fridge. 628 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,326 Can't believe you live here. 629 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,412 You didn't work shit out with your parents? 630 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,455 Don't worry about it. Come on, Pig Tits. 631 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,207 We're talking about Rooster here, yeah? 632 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,627 Bro, take my advice. Don't catch no feelings. 633 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,504 - [JD] Mm-mm. - [George] If you do, you gonna be telling 634 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,172 a beautiful little Taiwanese girl 635 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,549 that you like country music, too. 636 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,884 And then, this weekend, 637 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,093 you're gonna be driving three hours 638 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,553 to go see somebody named Luke Combs. 639 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,930 That is a very specific story, 640 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,432 and one that sounds slightly personal. 641 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,935 I mean, if you're having fun, then don't overthink it. 642 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,771 I just don't wanna lead her on. 643 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,899 On the other hand, 644 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,817 she's very nice, I like her. 645 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,279 There's really only one question that needs to be answered. 646 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,906 Mm-hmm? 647 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,867 How's the sex? 648 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,702 Well... 649 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:36,539 I would never tell you guys in a million years. 650 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,041 - [friends groaning] - Kinky. It's gotta be kinky. 651 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,751 - No, guys. - [Tommy] He's into some weird shit. 652 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,169 I am not. 653 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,754 Whatcha doing over there, Greg? 654 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,255 - Nothing, I'm just seeing... - [text whooshing] 655 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,215 ...if she wants to go to dinner tonight. 656 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,052 - Ooh! - What? What'd she say? 657 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,887 - [text whooshing] - Steak emoji! 658 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,056 [all cheering] 659 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,891 [chanting] Rooster! Rooster! 660 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,392 [friends joining] Rooster! Rooster! 661 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,395 [♪ mellow music playing] 662 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,568 Hey. Can I talk to you for a minute? 663 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,572 Where are my glasses? There they are. 664 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,573 Uh-oh, stud alert! 665 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,575 What do you think? Trying too hard? 666 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,243 Hey, I'd hit that. 667 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,788 - Thank you. Also, you wish. - [Tommy chuckles] 668 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,247 Hey, you need some condoms? 669 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,416 That's not a discussion we're going to have. 670 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,085 And I noticed that you put "condoms" 671 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,628 on the refrigerator list. 672 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,004 That is for food items only. 673 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,589 So, that's a "no" on the PlayStation? 674 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,341 That is a no on the PlayStation. 675 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:32,011 Also, um, what did Pig Tits mean 676 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,430 when he said "work it out" with your parents? 677 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,140 My folks and I have a deal. 678 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,977 They'd only pay for my rent if I kept an above-C average, 679 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,770 and I'm just a smidge below that. 680 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,438 A big smidge or a small smidge? 681 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,232 - It's a pretty sizable smidge, yeah. - Mm. 682 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,942 Your class is the only one I'm doing well in. 683 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,611 - It's pass-fail. - And I'm gonna pass? 684 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,321 - [chuckles] Yeah. Let's hope. - Yeah. 685 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,740 My mom wants me to move home until I can get my grades up, 686 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,034 but I'm feeling really good here, you know? 687 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,452 You made a deal. 688 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,954 You gotta move back home tonight. 689 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,914 - Come on, Rooster. - Pack your bags. 690 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,126 Tomorrow we will meet, come up with a study plan. 691 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,795 Gonna get you back on track. 692 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,296 - Man, you'd do that? - Of course. 693 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,965 We're accountability buddies. 694 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,676 - Yeah. Okay. - Oh, man. 695 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,053 I do not know why I'm so nervous about this date. 696 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,471 Oh, relax, man, I got you. 697 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,723 Open this up a little, yeah? 698 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:17,974 [chuckles] Oh. Oh, yeah? 699 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,142 Let the chest hair sing. 700 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,310 - Yeah, does that look good? - Damn. 701 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,979 No wonder this lady wants to wife you up. 702 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,857 Oh, boy. Yeah. "Wife me up." 703 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,318 Hey, you got this, okay? Oh, yeah. 704 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,070 [Katie] Look. 705 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,032 I didn't like the t-shirts. 706 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,825 I mean, how would you feel if everywhere you walked, 707 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,744 you saw your own face? 708 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,037 I feel like I wouldn't mind it. 709 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,997 You're gonna do really well in life. 710 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:43,166 Still... [inhales sharply] 711 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,001 I should not have come down so hard on you. 712 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,669 - It's okay. - It's not. 713 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,212 I just... [sighs] 714 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,505 Ah, Zoey, 715 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,174 I know you think I'm a strong woman 716 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:54,510 who is handling this personal shitstorm with grace. 717 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,262 But I'm not. 718 00:25:56,263 --> 00:26:00,516 I'm struggling with my feelings for Professor Bates. 719 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,435 And those struggles 720 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:05,271 are sometimes less about what he does 721 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,689 and more about 722 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,274 how he smells. 723 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,901 You like the way he smells? 724 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,904 Unfortunately, I do. 725 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,989 I know you're not perfect. 726 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,200 That's kind of why you were my favorite teacher, Professor Russo. 727 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,368 I... I felt like you were someone 728 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,204 I could really relate to. 729 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,623 - You can call me Katie. - Are you just saying that 730 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,374 'cause you wanna be my favorite teacher again? 731 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,543 [chuckles] That's definitely part of it. 732 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,128 [chuckles] 733 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,422 Look, Archie is a run-of-the-mill 734 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,424 narcissistic asshole who sometimes 735 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,219 smells like wildflowers. 736 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,429 I mean, come on. 737 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,931 There are plenty of real villains 738 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,642 lurking around this place. 739 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,560 Making yourself right at home? 740 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,230 I thought it was time. 741 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,817 There's, uh, something I need to talk to you about. 742 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,276 Miss me? 743 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,444 Mm! 744 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,572 Love the plant. Thank you. 745 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,076 Yeah. [sighs] 746 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,912 There's no way she wrote all these poems. 747 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:07,792 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 748 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,918 'Kay, thank you. [chuckles] 749 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,671 I wanted to ask you about your name. 750 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,506 I've never met anyone named Cristle. 751 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,592 - It's lovely. - Thank you. 752 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,595 It's Crystal, actually. 753 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,931 - What? - My first day working for Walt, 754 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:25,727 I'd just been to the dentist, and he thought I said Cristle. 755 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,813 - Oh, wow! - And I'd just gotten divorced 756 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:33,609 and needed a change, so I just never corrected him. 757 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,445 And now, I kinda like it. 758 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,739 [chuckles] Please don't tell him. 759 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:42,118 - I am not sure I would know how. - [chuckles] 760 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,370 I really like it. I like Cristle. 761 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,957 Thank you. I like the name Greg. 762 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,376 - [both chuckle] - Thanks. 763 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,464 Would you care for some dessert? 764 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,300 - Not here. - Oh, yeah. 765 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,343 We could go get ice cream somewhere or something. 766 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,971 [flirty] No. 767 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,140 Are you okay? 768 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,058 Are you... 769 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,977 - [thumping] - Oh. 770 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,478 - Can you feel that? - Alright. 771 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,522 - Hm? - There he is. Hi. 772 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,191 Could I get the check, please? 773 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,401 Mm. Um... 774 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,988 - Uh, should we go to your place? - [whispering] Yeah. 775 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,989 [Greg] Oof! 776 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,825 Ooh, I definitely pulled something. 777 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,577 - [groaning] - [Cristle] We need to hydrate 778 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,204 so we don't cramp up. 779 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,539 Two Gatorades coming up, my queen. 780 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,416 [Cristle] I want blue flavored! 781 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,585 [Tommy] Rooster? 782 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,507 [Greg] Hey, Tommy. 783 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,761 What are you doing here? 784 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,387 I live here. 785 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,889 [Cristle] Also, get some whipped cream 786 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,683 so I can lick it off your balls! 787 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,646 Holy sh... 788 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,397 [♪ "Bastards of Young" by The Replacements playing] 789 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,192 ♪ God, what a mess ♪ 790 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:59,862 ♪ On the ladder of success ♪ 791 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,572 ♪ Where you take one step ♪ 792 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,243 ♪ And miss the whole first rung ♪ 793 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,537 ♪ Dreams unfulfilled ♪ 794 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,874 ♪ Graduate unskilled ♪ 795 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:17,255 ♪ It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten ♪ 796 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,633 ♪ Wait on the sons of no one ♪ 797 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,261 ♪ Bastards of young ♪ 798 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:27,556 ♪ Wait on the sons of no one ♪ 799 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,309 ♪ Bastards of young ♪ 800 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:34,398 ♪ The daughters and the sons ♪ 801 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,901 ♪ Young ♪ 802 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:42,822 ♪ Of young ♪ 803 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,575 ♪ Young ♪ 804 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,161 ♪ Young ♪ 805 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,622 ♪ Young... ♪ 806 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,749 [laughter] 807 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,752 [child] Bye-bye. [blows raspberries]