1 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:48,714 As you know, 2 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:53,219 the human race lived among glaciers during the ice ages. 3 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,514 The cold stimulates very ancient nerves. 4 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:59,601 It brings back the primordial bond with the world. 5 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:04,479 We have used more than 300 tons of ice to build the hotel. 6 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,233 And the guests are surprised from used snow: 7 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,069 more than 10,000 tons. 8 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:10,904 It's a lot. 9 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,157 Luckily, Norway abounds in snow and ice. 10 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,244 These blocks have been created 11 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,873 sanding carefully the ice of our river 12 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,749 during freezing. 13 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,004 Then it was taken and stored in a nearby cave. 14 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,591 What you see melts in the summer. 15 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:35,428 There are artists and craftsmen who help us rebuild it every year, 16 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,516 therefore every stay It's a once in a lifetime experience. 17 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,685 Here is your room. 18 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,982 The Koi suite. 19 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:54,656 It's cold. 20 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,327 Our suites are slightly warmer of the other rooms. 21 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,371 It's about three degrees below zero. 22 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,373 They're not that cold. 23 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,793 It's an invigorating cold, once you get used to it. 24 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,465 As we say, you will feel somplommen i egget. 25 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,050 Like the yolk in an egg. 26 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,676 Okay, lovely phrase. 27 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,304 Som... Som plommen i eggen? Eggen? 28 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,389 Very good. 29 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,975 These fish were hand carved 30 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,312 by the famous Norwegian sculptor Anders Skjeggestad Ruud. 31 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:30,191 Won the Boreal Forest Award at the Harbin competition last year. 32 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,692 Stupendous. Isn't that gorgeous? 33 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,195 - Is the bed made of ice? - Yes. Isn't it lovely? 34 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:37,865 And I highly recommend you try it the brandy offered by the house. 35 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:41,285 - The bed is made of ice. - It is distilled from ice wine, 36 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,913 and I assure you that it is truly special. 37 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,249 - These furs are thick. - Ice. Helen, 38 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,335 we will sleep on a bed of ice. 39 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,879 I could have saved $100,000 and freeze my eggs here. 40 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,257 One last thing. 41 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,926 Your bathrooms are around the corner, 42 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,262 in the corridor on the left. Continuing in that direction, 43 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:02,224 you will find the area with a hydromassage tub, always open. 44 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:06,602 I'm sure you've noticed that the sky It's a spectacle these days. 45 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,648 For anything else, don't hesitate to contact me. 46 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,608 Thanks, Bjorn. 47 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,694 Thank you very much to her. 48 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,529 I wish you both a pleasant stay. 49 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,614 God natt? 50 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,366 Excellent. God natt til deg også. 51 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,410 Okay. 52 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,127 It's one thing... 53 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:31,919 crazy. 54 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,424 How did I not think that the bed would be made of ice? 55 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,468 We traveled 16 hours to make us hibernate like Walt Disney. 56 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,806 It was not hibernated. He's a legend. And look at this place! 57 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,309 It was worth coming. 58 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,854 We have to go to all sorts of weird places recommended by Rick Steves? 59 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:54,609 I mean, it would be so bad to go in a place that is not an experience, 60 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,819 but just a very nice hotel? 61 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,905 Both? 62 00:03:58,989 --> 00:03:59,823 It's not... 63 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,033 wonderful? In short, 64 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,951 my skin is so alive. 65 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,245 Oh god, seriously? 66 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,916 Absurd, hell is in Norway. 67 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,502 Let's go. This is right for you. 68 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,171 You love feeling uncomfortable. 69 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,428 - What are you doing there? - I'm looking for your cell phone. 70 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,556 - Val should have the numbers. - I already spoke to him at the airport. 71 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,099 Come here, under the covers, 72 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,894 - they are soft. - Have you talked to Val? 73 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:30,854 What did he say? 74 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,026 It's on the list! 75 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,194 Congratulations. 76 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,154 Well. 77 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,571 - Optimal. - Yes. 78 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,366 Come here. Drink the brandy, it's great. 79 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,202 In what position? 80 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,037 Stop it, it's a bestseller. 81 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,165 I know, I just want to know the location. 82 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:51,959 Top 20. 83 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,335 - Top 20. - Yes. 84 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,839 But closer to the eleventh or the twentieth? 85 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:58,882 You're terrible. 86 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,885 The most terrible bestselling author that I know. 87 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,763 - Come here. - Why? 88 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,265 Just come. 89 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:08,976 Look there. 90 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,771 It's a real show. 91 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,401 Oh God, I've always wanted to see her. 92 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,945 I almost did it in Canada, but it... 93 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,906 definitely better than I imagined. 94 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,409 It looks like a screensaver. 95 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,745 Oh, my God. Stop it. Sit down. 96 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,165 Here you go. 97 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,167 Yes. 98 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,169 Is it warmer this way? 99 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,045 Hotter than what? 100 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,217 You can almost feel it, can't you? 101 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,930 It's turning purple. 102 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,185 Look at this stuff. 103 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:55,898 Guess? 104 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,026 Sit on the ice it makes you want to piss. 105 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:00,861 Ok, then piss. 106 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,488 Yes, but will the toilet be made of ice? 107 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,782 - What if I glue myself? - Do as you like, but... 108 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,296 INTERCOM 109 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,841 SPEAKER 110 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,679 This is the commander. 111 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,598 Fingers crossed, the turbulence should be over. 112 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,559 We should travel safely now. 113 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,146 We will proceed with the shutdown of the seat belt sign. 114 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,692 You can get up safely, Carol. 115 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,220 Can we offer you something? 116 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:51,597 No. 117 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,390 Who is piloting today? 118 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:57,143 Carol, in the cockpit, we are Commander John McConnell, 119 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,645 - and next to it there is... - Co-pilot Tom Deegan. 120 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:03,817 These individuals have a total of 51,619 flight hours. 121 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,277 And the two of them piloted together 122 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:10,407 any model of this performance and reliable Airbus A330 aircraft. 123 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,326 You are in good hands. 124 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,495 They're weirder from the girl from TGI Fridays. 125 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,123 Are you doing it because it scared me? 126 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:21,084 - Yes, Carol. - Shut him up. 127 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,837 There is much more space in first class. 128 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,797 Are you sure you don't want to go? 129 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,343 There are reclining seats. You could rest. 130 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,844 I'm fine where I am. 131 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,931 Thank you. 132 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,620 In Spain, there were those who spoke our language, yes? 133 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,039 Anyone capable of conversing, yes. 134 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,707 Tell me about everyone else. 135 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,417 Certain. What would you like to know? 136 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,128 Anything. All. 137 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:10,007 Ok, let's see. There is Bora Colak, 68 years old, Istanbul candy seller. 138 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,386 He speaks Turkish and loves cats. 139 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,722 In Bali, there is Ida Ayu Dewi, 23 years old. 140 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:20,518 He speaks Balinese-Indonesian. She is a contortionist and a dancer. 141 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,435 Dance the Barong, 142 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,105 the Legong Jobog. They are wonderful dances. 143 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,439 I'm sure of it. Continues. 144 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,568 Sidore Melis, from Sardinia, he is a fisherman. 145 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,321 Or at least it was, He is now 89 years old and retired. 146 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,616 Then there is Mary Kuksie Akintola. Lives in Maseru, Lesotho. 147 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,159 What does he do? 148 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,580 His family raises Basuto ponies, but she is only eight years old. 149 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,083 - He doesn't know what job to do yet. - Next. 150 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,627 Abdul Kareem Alsharei lives in Aden, Yemen. 151 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,839 He is a 37 year old muezzin. 152 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,008 Muezzin. So it's... 153 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,094 - What does he do? - The call to prayer. 154 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,304 He has a powerful tenor voice. 155 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,639 He also loves cats. 156 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,142 Okay. 157 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,394 But are there any specialized doctors? 158 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:06,565 Of scientists or experts of some kind? 159 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,902 Yes. According to Time Out Magazine, Takeo Kitanaka from Osaka 160 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,863 makes the best udon of the Keihanshin metropolitan area... 161 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,782 I didn't mean that. No. 162 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,660 Ok, that's... How many? 163 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,454 Six. 164 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,874 You didn't mention the guy from... 165 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,585 Where was he from? From Paraguay. 166 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,504 Tell me about him. 167 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,463 His name is Manousos Oviedo. 168 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,799 We didn't know about him in the first 33 hours. 169 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,053 Manages a private storage facility in Asunción. 170 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,306 So far, he hasn't been very inclined to talk to us. 171 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,228 I want to talk to him. 172 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,937 He only speaks Spanish. 173 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,231 And a little guarani. 174 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,775 - Do you want us to translate for you? - No. 175 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:51,527 I'll be fine. 176 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,696 I'll call him when I get home. 177 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,116 We can call him now if you want. 178 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,343 He was reluctant to establish contact. 179 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,611 Try again. 180 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,259 Hola, señor. 181 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,344 I call myself C... 182 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,309 I think the line went dead. Call him back. 183 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,661 Hola, yo soy Carol Sturka. 184 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,163 Estoy de los... United States. 185 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,334 Don't worry about me anymore! ¡Déjenme en paz, putas! 186 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,423 Call him back. 187 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,719 Call him back. 188 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,612 Chinga tu madre, cabrón! 189 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,117 Sorry, Carol. We don't think it's personal. 190 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,902 Hi, Carol. 191 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,446 Please let us know if there is... 192 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,241 Carol! One second. 193 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,744 There's something for you. 194 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,504 We recovered all the mail which was in transit to you. 195 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,260 We believe you will like it the contents of the package. 196 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,480 If there is anything we can do for you, let us know. 197 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:20,944 {\an8}US POSTAL SERVICE PRIORITY MAIL 198 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,098 {\an8}ALLEVIATES PAIN - REDUCES STRESS IT FACILITATES SLEEP 199 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,455 Hi, Carol. How can we help you? 200 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,543 What do you know exactly of the contents of this package? 201 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,961 Helen ordered it for you. 202 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,214 You were very stressed during the tour. 203 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,049 You've tried one at the Atlanta airport. 204 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:11,262 But you said it was too expensive, so Helen bought it online. 205 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,221 Really? 206 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:15,726 He thought it would be a nice gift to celebrate the end of the tour. 207 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,978 A welcome home gift. 208 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:22,983 Carol? 209 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:27,070 Okay, here's what's going to happen. 210 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,574 You will forget anything about Helen. 211 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,577 Every memory. Any of his thoughts. 212 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,329 Get it out of your head. From the heads. 213 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,582 - Carol, we apologize if... - Don't ever mention her again. 214 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,542 Don't ever think about her again. 215 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,505 Only I can remember it, okay? Just me. 216 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,356 And why isn't your name Stupidona? 217 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,984 Well, there were already three people with that name in the city. 218 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,947 But that's not the point. One day 219 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:14,450 {\an8}I found the courage to go by the old witch Hickenlooper 220 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,036 {\an8}to ask her why she was always frowning. 221 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:21,124 Well, she was born without the smile muscles. 222 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,086 I pointed out to her that a frown 223 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,798 it's nothing more than an upside down smile! 224 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,883 From that moment on, every time I passed by 225 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,345 She stood upside down and greeted me! 226 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,165 What the hell... 227 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,288 - Good morning, Carol. - Why that tray? 228 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,956 It's the exact same meal 229 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,668 that you consumed in that BandB where you stayed in Provincetown. 230 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,048 In 2012, remember? You went to listen to the Indigo Girls. 231 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:54,008 You paid the chef a lot of compliments that morning. 232 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,968 They left an impression on her. 233 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,055 - Sorghum flour in pancakes... - You took the trouble 234 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,557 to prepare breakfast for me? 235 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,601 We knew you had an empty fridge. 236 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,938 You only have tonic water, half a carton of oat milk, 237 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:09,899 green olives, black olives, red olives... 238 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,236 - I told you to leave Helen alone. - Yes, of course, Carol. 239 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,321 So how the... 240 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,574 How do you know what I have in the fridge? 241 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,618 Theresa from Merry Maids. 242 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,747 You asked to clean your house before returning from tour. 243 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,124 You don't like the food? 244 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,086 - Would you like us to prepare something else? - No. 245 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,508 I just want to be left alone. 246 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,196 You are misinformed, assholes. Three quarters of cardboard. 247 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:35,736 But... 248 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,239 what the... fuck? 249 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,183 - Hi, Carol. - What happened to my Sprouts? 250 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,352 You're like the Grinch, do you steal from supermarkets? 251 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:13,022 We're sorry. We are pooling resources to centralize 252 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,233 useful articles to distribute. 253 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,694 Food, medicine, anything useful coming from shops or companies 254 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,447 or from former private homes. 255 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,699 It's more practical that way. 256 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,743 Okay. 257 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,078 I understand. 258 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,329 Do you need anything in particular? 259 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,540 We can deliver at any time, anywhere. 260 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,626 I don't intend to call you whenever I need something. 261 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,420 I don't want you to be on top of me. 262 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:36,922 I'm... 263 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,715 an independent person. Okay? 264 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,261 I always have been. I make do on my own. 265 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,347 I want my Sprouts back. 266 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,766 Absolutely yes. You'll get it back. 267 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,309 Okay. 268 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:50,894 Well. 269 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,648 So, what? 270 00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:59,652 Let's say Friday, maybe? 271 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,990 I just need an indicative date to understand when to return. 272 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,200 We'll be there in a moment. 273 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,900 Carol. 274 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,403 Could you let us through? 275 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,518 - Everything ready. Call us if... - Something's missing. 276 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:19,770 - We'll see to it... - Immediately. 277 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,112 Fortunately, there were druid priests in the city 278 00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:13,198 for the inauguration of Stonehengeland. 279 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,325 They said they could prevent it 280 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:19,454 as long as you sacrifice the dumbest virgin in town. 281 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:26,420 I have no idea why I raised my hand. 282 00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:33,552 Damn. 283 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,419 Tell me he's alone a bad fucking joke. 284 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,267 IT'S US, CAROL 285 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:24,977 Hi, Carol. 286 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,980 Sorry if we scared you. It wasn't our intention. 287 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,607 Why are you turning out the lights? 288 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:32,235 Yes, we know. It was a mistake. 289 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:34,820 We had some problems to isolate your circuit. 290 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,030 But she's back, right? 291 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,615 - Light in your home? Ok. - Yes. 292 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:40,409 Because the lights are off in the rest of the city? 293 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,702 Energy saving. 294 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:45,540 Only the unnecessary ones. Which would be the majority. 295 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:48,125 Are lights not necessary for you? Can you see in the dark? 296 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,170 Oh, no. Not at all. 297 00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:53,965 It's that there are no crimes to prevent, and we don't work at night 298 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:56,050 Except for essential operations. 299 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:58,386 Water treatment, hospitals, things like that. 300 00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:00,930 - So it's a question of efficiency? - Yes. 301 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:05,059 You made two donations to the Sierra Club, so we thought you would understand. 302 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,352 If you want, we would be happy 303 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,479 - to restore the lights. - No. Damn it. 304 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,439 Leave them off. Who cares? 305 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,651 Carol, there's nothing we can do to cheer you up? 306 00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:15,320 Cheer me up? Why? 307 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:19,073 I'm fine. I'm super happy. 308 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,993 There's nothing that a grenade can't solve. 309 00:28:21,994 --> 00:28:22,952 Do you have one? 310 00:28:22,953 --> 00:28:27,082 Because it would be the perfect culmination of the best week for humanity. 311 00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:49,938 Fuck you. 312 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:29,019 It must have been the excitement of the moment 313 00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:31,979 but they said it's the only way to avoid rash 314 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,982 was crawling between their legs, towards the volcano 315 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,110 while they spanked me for my birthday. 316 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,989 And you won't believe your ears... 317 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,068 - Yes? - HI. 318 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,571 Sorry for the delay. 319 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,742 - A grenade. - Yes. 320 00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:30,205 It seemed to us that you might be being sarcastic, but we didn't want to risk it. 321 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,751 Were you sarcastic? 322 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:40,591 Obvious. Of course you were. 323 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:42,801 Do you want us to bring... 324 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:46,680 You know what? Now we... we'll get rid of it. 325 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,476 Cheer up, Carol. 326 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:55,731 Hey. 327 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,150 Do you freaks drink? 328 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,070 Calm. 329 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:04,656 You can bring the grenade. 330 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:22,966 By chance the whole world gets drunk when do you drink? Like, 331 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:27,178 a six-year-old boy from Sri Lanka Does he slur when you take a drink? 332 00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,515 No, it doesn't work like that. 333 00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:32,893 How do you say "health" in Sanskrit? 334 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:37,397 It means more or less: “May all be blessed.” 335 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:39,566 So... 336 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,831 You know that the term "vodka" comes from voda, or "water"? 337 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:59,001 It is very similar to the Latin aqua vitæ, 338 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,670 literally "water of life". 339 00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:03,047 This is where the Scandinavian akvavit comes from. 340 00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:05,050 Even if they are different drinks. 341 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:09,011 Curiosity: the term "whisky" has the same meaning. 342 00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:11,722 It comes from the Scottish Gaelic uisce beatha. 343 00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:13,016 Don't tell me. 344 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,314 What gives this brand its characteristic softness, 345 00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:23,485 is that it is a distillate which is obtained from potatoes and corn. 346 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,695 It is slightly alkaline. 347 00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:26,697 Do you feel it? 348 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:30,074 Low quality alcohol tends to be acidic. 349 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:32,827 The master distiller has learned from his grandfather. 350 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:34,997 And you stole it from his brain instead. 351 00:32:41,837 --> 00:32:44,506 How much time do I have before becoming a worker bee? 352 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:49,136 It's a difficult thing to predict. 353 00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:51,930 Scientific advances they have ups and downs. 354 00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:54,391 It's not an answer. How long? 355 00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:57,895 We are working tirelessly. 356 00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:00,396 It might take a couple of weeks, 357 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:03,400 or it could take months, or even longer. 358 00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:09,156 It's a vague answer coming from one person who knows everything there is to know. 359 00:33:12,451 --> 00:33:13,868 Be that as it may, 360 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:15,954 Sooner or later, I'll be screwed. 361 00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:20,667 Sorry, Carol. We have a biological imperative. 362 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,878 What you do doesn't make any sense. 363 00:33:23,879 --> 00:33:24,963 You know it? 364 00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:28,216 “We want to make you happy,” you say. 365 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,885 “Your life belongs to you,” you say. 366 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:34,973 "Free will." I have all this free will, but... 367 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:39,228 I mean, maybe I have free will up to a certain point? 368 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:42,314 Carol... 369 00:33:43,899 --> 00:33:47,109 if walking by the lake, I saw someone drowning, 370 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:48,904 wouldn't you throw him a life preserver? 371 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:50,988 Of course you would. 372 00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:55,493 You wouldn't think about it, you wouldn't wait, you would not seek anyone's consent. 373 00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:57,579 You would just throw it. 374 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,000 So now I would be drowning? 375 00:34:03,544 --> 00:34:04,878 You just don't know. 376 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:08,257 Well... 377 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:12,511 they brainwashed you, that's how it is. 378 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:15,721 In short, what could there be 379 00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:18,809 so great in this mental fusion of yours? 380 00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:20,226 Indeed, 381 00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:23,187 Let me guess, it's... 382 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:26,900 It's a beautiful scene, and you feel nothing but contentment. 383 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:30,319 Just wave after wave of bliss and... 384 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,488 pace, ed è tutto perfetto. 385 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:36,533 It's like living inside a postcard, 386 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:38,536 every second of your days. 387 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:43,499 In practice, it is always a special by Rick Steves, right? Bullshit like that? 388 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,251 As if you... 389 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:48,044 you walked in a forest and a warm rain came, 390 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:52,466 and the trees were so tall that it would be impossible to see the top. 391 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:56,137 Or as if you were drinking coffee among the canals of Amsterdam 392 00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:59,223 and you were in a coffee commercial. 393 00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:01,058 Or as if you were walking at sunset 394 00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:04,646 on the most fantastic beach of Croatia. 395 00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:08,984 Or as if you were in Norway, above the Arctic Circle in... 396 00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:13,322 In a hotel made of ice. 397 00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:16,575 Under a pile of furs. 398 00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:32,633 I told you that Helen you must not mention her. 399 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,771 You are a bunch of mind manipulators. 400 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,661 Wow, this thing is Well done, huh? 401 00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:03,247 Please, 402 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:05,540 - be careful. - Sure, 403 00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:07,668 as if you would give me a real grenade. 404 00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:11,421 Carol, if you'll excuse me... 405 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,085 You gave me... 406 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:01,054 Shit. 407 00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:02,389 Fuck. 408 00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,018 Oh, fuck. 409 00:37:13,025 --> 00:37:14,193 Shit. 410 00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:17,528 Okay. I'm going to get help, okay? 411 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:18,906 Don't worry, Carol. 412 00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:21,241 Help is on the way. 413 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,378 Can we join you? 414 00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:23,803 We are happy to let you know that Zosia is much better. 415 00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:26,181 He lost blood, but no nerve damage. 416 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:30,310 He suffered a serious concussion brain that we will monitor. 417 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,396 He is resting now. 418 00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:36,441 Can we get you some clean clothes? 419 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:41,697 Carol, 420 00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:44,241 your promptness was providential. 421 00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:50,581 Why did you give me a grenade? 422 00:38:51,373 --> 00:38:52,416 You asked for it. 423 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:55,043 You could have given me a fake. 424 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,507 Sorry if we misunderstood, Carol. 425 00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:08,139 If I asked you now, would you give me another grenade? 426 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:09,308 Yes. 427 00:39:10,058 --> 00:39:12,269 Would you give it to me, despite last night? 428 00:39:12,811 --> 00:39:13,812 Oh, sure. 429 00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:19,026 Ok, what about a bazooka instead? 430 00:39:19,776 --> 00:39:22,905 And the thing that a bazooka shoots? A rocket, I don't know. 431 00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,365 Yes. 432 00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:27,284 Agree. 433 00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:29,786 Agree. 434 00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:31,872 And instead... 435 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:33,916 I wouldn't know, 436 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:35,375 a tank? 437 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:41,798 And instead, 438 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:44,092 an atomic bomb? 439 00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:48,722 Why would you want it? 440 00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:50,349 To blow everything up? 441 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:52,266 For leisure. Does it matter? 442 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:55,062 You gave me a grenade, you damn thing. 443 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:05,280 It would be fine to say no at this point. 444 00:40:05,822 --> 00:40:07,282 This would make sense. 445 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:10,786 Not totally crazy out of your mind. 446 00:40:12,996 --> 00:40:13,956 If you... 447 00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:16,959 I really wanted a nuclear weapon, 448 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:18,669 we... 449 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,755 We would weigh the pros and cons with you. 450 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:25,132 We would explain to you that would be really destructive... 451 00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:26,718 Yes or no? 452 00:40:29,638 --> 00:40:30,639 In the end, 453 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:32,933 yes. 454 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:35,936 Without necessarily being happy about it. 455 00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:39,063 But we would move 456 00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:42,109 Heaven and earth to make you happy, Carol. 457 00:40:45,988 --> 00:40:46,989 Would you like... 458 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:48,824 an atomic bomb? 459 00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:53,537 I'll think about it and let you know. 460 00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:59,376 Okay. 461 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,461 Would you like a coffee? 462 00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:05,132 Little sugar and oat milk? 463 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:07,509 - And maybe a little... - You can go. 464 00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:54,907 Subtitles: Happy German 465 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:56,910 DUBBING BROTHERS