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<i>There is a right way to be single.</i>

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Hey. how are you

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Hi.

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When is your wedding?

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18 months after me
find the man of your dreams.

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All right.

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<i>And the wrong way to be single.</i>

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<i>Then there's this guy.</i>

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good morning

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Hi. Can I help you?</i>

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<i>We are ashamed to admit that we are single...</i>

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<i>and pretend not to be single.</i>

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We need you in examination room 3.

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<i>We have to act happy
and happy about it.</i>

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What?

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<i>But why should we be ashamed?</i>

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<i>We enjoy life longer,
get married late...</i>

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<i>and no need to leave the party
before we are completely satisfied.</i>

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<i>So, why do we always
talk about relationships?</i>

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- Where is your house?
- I don't want to go back.

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Not possible.

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Shit.

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Oh God. Oh God.

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- Here, wear it.
- Oh God, oh God...

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I help. This is him.

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I don't think this helps.

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I'm Josh.

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I'm Alice.

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<i>4 years later.</i>

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<i>But this story is not about relationships.</i>

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<i>This is all about
the time in between...</i>

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<i>when, perhaps,
our life is just beginning.</i>

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This is not a breakup. Got it?

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We are only separated for a moment.

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- Only temporarily. Like a break
for a moment./ - Lie!

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Josh, I've never lived alone.

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I used to live
with my parents,

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then at the hostel, then
stay with you.

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But we're happy, Alice.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Or are we just bored?

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I'm not boring.
I had so much fun.

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I mean, I'll do it all
things I've never done.

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Like learning to cook,
go to self-defense class...

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or climbing the Grand Canyon,
and I've never done that.

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It's not my fault. You said but
it just makes your feet hurt.

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If we want this relationship to survive
long, I need to know who I am...

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- And I don't want to spend my life
curious "What if?" / - This is stupid.

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After you leave here...

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You will realize how many things I have
do for you and how nice i am...

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And how you need me, then
you will follow me That's sad.

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- This is the best for
both of us./ - Yes.

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We need to know what it feels like to be single,
at least once.

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Can't you just sleep?
with one of my friends?

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Do something
makes me hate you.

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This will be the right decision.

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Oh, God. I will
miss your breasts.

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No, no.
Is there a signal here?

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Yes! Yes.

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Here, good.

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No, no.

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Yes. Yes. Okay.

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Yes. Good. Oh!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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- What are you doing here?
- I made you breakfast!

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- No. I never have breakfast. You
gotta get out!/ - You're in my apartment!

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Put...

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This is not my apartment.

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Unlucky. Excuse me.

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Maybe I'm a little drunk.

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Oh.

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Actually I will delete it
my fingerprints from this thing.

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You were amazing last night.

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- Really?
- I don't remember.

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Okay, now you can strain./
What if I fall apart?

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- I won't even notice.
- Oh God.

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This is normal.

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Women have given birth
for thousands of years.

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How many babies?
that you welcome?

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I have welcomed 3,000 babies.

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- Don't you want to give birth?
- You know?

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I think the community will
preventing you from pursuing your dreams...

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After you have a child. And I think
I don't want to sacrifice my career...

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To leave my identity for
be a slave to a naughty little boy.

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Also, your body will become limp
and you don't have time to exercise...

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And you won't get enough sleep
forever, right?

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No, honey!
No, no. You definitely can!

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I can't. My body is limp.
My body is very weak.

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And my vagina is too loose!

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Come on push!

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- Good.
- Yay!

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Is that poop or baby?

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This is not a baby.

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Robin? This is Alice, the assistant
our new lawyer.

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- Can you take him to show the office?
- Yes, you can.

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Thank you. Hi, I'm Alice.

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- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

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Yes. Sorry, my hand
slightly creamy.

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All right.

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Welcome to the firm
one's law,

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Someone else,
and a Jew.

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- Just kidding. They are all Jews.
- I am very happy to be here.

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Actually this is one
my top picks list.

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Closet there, suitable for
personal business call.

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But whatever you do, don't
make love in this photocopy room.

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<i>First, it's so cliche.</i>

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<i>Secondly, there are CCTV cameras.</i>

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<i>I have no relationship with anyone
now because I just...</i>

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<i>Yes, I know what you mean.
But the camera does record.</i>

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So, except for the sex videos that spread
part of your 2 year plan,

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I suggest having sex in...

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<i>You won't know our secret.</i>

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<i>No way!</i>

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Whoa!

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Excuse me. That's none of your business.

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You made it
So it's my business, here.

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Listen, I just moved up a level
above and my Wifi signal is terrible.

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So, if I get to hear
every drunk...

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Who is very drunk
here at 5.00 am,

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At least I will
use your free Internet.

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Wow. OK, hi.

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- I'm Tom. And...
- Hi.

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If you use my free Wi-Fi,
at least you can help me...

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And don't write something like, "I want to
waking up next to my best friend."

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Unless you want to
My dick was pulled out.

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Then maybe we can be friends,
and that would be fun.

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Listen, I spent half a year
build a dating application algorithm.

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To select the best candidate
and download it to Excel.

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So, I know what I'm looking for.

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Yes, that's not strange at all.
Do you have an online job?

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I mean, you're a beautiful girl.

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This is New York City.
There must be 1 million people out there.

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Yes, but how many people?
who meets the requirements?

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This, well, there are 8 million
people in this city.

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- Sounds like a lot, right?
- Indeed.

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But, half of them are women.

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Even though I was fierce in college,
I don't like women.

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How dare you?

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- Forget it.
- All right.

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So, 4 million men. Then you
have to categorize by age.

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- Let's say above 20.
- Looking for a legal one.

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- Below 40.
- Looking for something sexy.

146
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Now, it's a million.

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That's right. We talk
about a million men.

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But half of them are married.

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10% gay.

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I want a college degree.
Not too ugly.

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So...

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- That's your lover.
- I hope so.

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He has to be taller than me.

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And he has to want children.

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So, yes, I'm on 10 dating sites
different to increase my chances.

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So, what do you think? You allow it
I consider this bar my guest room...

157
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And I won't call the police every time
night with noise reports.

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All right. Very funny.
Is this a woman?

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Thank you.

160
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Hmmm. Hmmm.

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- See you again.
- Stupid.

162
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- Hope you have a fun night.
- Wait.

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What? Where do you want to go?

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- I want to go back.
- What?

165
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I don't want to hear you
said that again. Ugh!

166
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You are single now.
You can't go back!

167
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You shouldn't have a home.
You should only have a 45 square meter room...

168
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Where do you keep it?
clothes and the occasional shower.

169
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Well, technically, I don't
single We were only separated for a moment.

170
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Some never "rest",
Ross Season 3.

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No, we are on break.
We are only temporarily separated...

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To make sure
we still want to be together

173
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So you're like
sexual vacation?

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- Nope.
- Why are you silent?

175
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I can make a leave letter
half a day for you

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This is my first day at work.

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- Vacation!
- What? No! Where do we want to go?

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Ask me rum and
coke if you feel like dying.

179
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Go away!

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You said in your profile,
you have big dreams

181
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You know. No, I think I want to
what everyone wants.

182
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Cut out some things
on the wish list.

183
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- So, what's on your wish list?
- The usual things.

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Wrigley Field.

185
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- Dolphin trainer.
- Oh God.

186
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Oh God. I like dolphins.

187
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Loved it from the start.

188
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Yes, because it's normal
has been achieved.

189
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Hot Carl.

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00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:32,157
- Dirty Sanchez.
- Yes, that's...

191
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Golden shower. That one,
got it by accident.

192
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Thank you, Prom.

193
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,897
So, it's not about purpose
career or life purpose.

194
00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:43,432
This leads more to sexual matters.

195
00:11:43,434 --> 00:11:45,825
You've heard
about Whack-a-Mole?

196
00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:48,036
- Rum and coke.
- Rum and coke? Seriously?

197
00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:50,938
I don't think it's a good idea to do that
that was with me on the first date.

198
00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,673
- Rum and coke?
- I have to find a hamster.

199
00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:55,441
I think I can trap mice
street. Don't we live in New York?

200
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Rum and coke!

201
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I have to shave my legs.
Keep drinking.

202
00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:00,878
- All right.
- Hey.

203
00:12:01,873 --> 00:12:04,347
- Hide in my office.
- Thank you.

204
00:12:05,783 --> 00:12:07,749
This is him.

205
00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:11,185
Let me teach you
how to be single

206
00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:14,938
First lesson. Buy it
drinks for us.

207
00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:16,188
All right.

208
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:20,658
Nope. That's just a trick. You don't buy
drinks. Men will buy it.

209
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That's like currency
sexual they use...

210
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So that they don't feel
buy you to have sex

211
00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:29,532
- So, go get a drink.
- All right.

212
00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,362
- Not with this wallet.
- All right.

213
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With the man's wallet.

214
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,202
- Which one of you bought it?
oil?/ - You know the price...

215
00:12:35,204 --> 00:12:38,771
Hey, how are 'you'? No
know why you say 'you'.

216
00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:41,740
"You are all people" took
more time.

217
00:12:41,742 --> 00:12:45,176
I'm not from the South,
but from Portland.

218
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Which is southern Canada.
Are you from Canada?

219
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I did it again,
said that again.

220
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My system should
got rid of him.

221
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Maybe you read
Your data is wrong.

222
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I'm sure the man said
who he is honestly.

223
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You just don't want to
hear it.

224
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I am honest with everyone
girls all the time.

225
00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:02,722
They heard that
want them to hear.

226
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,390
It sounds like nonsense.

227
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:08,493
I'm serious. Look at this.

228
00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:11,495
- Hey, Honey. Hey.
- Hi.

229
00:13:11,497 --> 00:13:13,964
Hey, you know we're in love
for fun, right?

230
00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:16,399
Because I'm not interested in
long term relationship,

231
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So I think I will start
meet other people.

232
00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:19,901
And I think you need to forget me too.

233
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:24,505
Because I love you,
and I don't want to see you disappointed.

234
00:13:24,507 --> 00:13:27,540
i love you too

235
00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:29,575
Yes. Hmmm.

236
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,379
Wow.

237
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:39,415
You are all very smart. A funeral?
Oh God. Alright, see you later.

238
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:43,084
That's a bad idea. This is stupid.
I should just go back.

239
00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:45,653
No, are you kidding me?
You have a small window...

240
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,721
Where do you have to go?
life in New York.

241
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:50,857
No, Josh and I didn't break up like that
I can meet other people.

242
00:13:50,859 --> 00:13:53,159
I tried to find
who am i

243
00:13:53,161 --> 00:13:57,930
Then why don't you take this,
back, and look at your privates?

244
00:13:57,932 --> 00:14:00,299
Listen, I'll choose
man for you Got it?

245
00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:02,301
Um... I know.

246
00:14:02,303 --> 00:14:05,236
I want you to kiss
the bartender.

247
00:14:05,238 --> 00:14:08,071
<i>- What?
- Just calm down, I know him.</i>

248
00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:10,773
- He's like a sweet tooth. He's a meal
sexual cover./ - The man?

249
00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,508
Yes. I heard him
really great in bed.

250
00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,177
From myself, because it is possible
I have slept with him.

251
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:16,411
I don't remember anymore.

252
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:17,912
Maybe in winter.

253
00:14:17,914 --> 00:14:21,715
- Maybe I use his penis as a scarf.
Come on. / - What?

254
00:14:21,717 --> 00:14:24,717
Hey, Tom. This is Alice.

255
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:27,279
He was just solo and needed
make love with strangers.

256
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,356
Let me buy you a drink.
This is him.

257
00:14:29,381 --> 00:14:30,775
- Thank you.
- Uh, thanks.

258
00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:35,725
Let me buy you a drink.
Welcome to the party.

259
00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:37,726
Let's drink.

260
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:42,763
Whoa!

261
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:44,598
Come on! Yes! Ha!

262
00:14:55,176 --> 00:14:56,575
- Hi!
- Yes!

263
00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:01,426
- Hey.
- Hi.

264
00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:19,328
Whoa! Whoa!

265
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,396
He just slapped you in the face!

266
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,533
Rumspringa!

267
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:38,010
<i>Good morning, Darling.</i>

268
00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:39,076
Nope.

269
00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:45,081
No, Meg! Oh!

270
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,582
Oh God.

271
00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:48,850
Wake up, wake up.

272
00:15:51,239 --> 00:15:52,919
A doctor?

273
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:55,821
I slept with the doctor?
Are we in love?

274
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:57,220
- Nope.
- No?

275
00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:59,523
No, we are not in love.

276
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,525
- I didn't sleep with anyone?
- I don't think so.

277
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,927
- Why is there a smell of marijuana in here?
- You have a little...

278
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:07,963
- What?
- It's in your hair.

279
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:10,632
It's in...

280
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:11,833
What?

281
00:16:11,835 --> 00:16:14,202
No, I'm just there
long eyelashes.

282
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:17,038
There is a marijuana cigarette attached...

283
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,639
Oh.

284
00:16:18,641 --> 00:16:20,640
Yay! Free coffee!

285
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:26,412
Take two Tylenol,
and make your own breakfast.

286
00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:27,746
<i>I love you.</i>

287
00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:30,548
i love you

288
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:33,884
Your roommate is very nice.

289
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,553
Oh, she's my sister.

290
00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:39,421
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

291
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:42,303
That's how I peed
Your sister's cat excrement.

292
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:46,626
- That's a Zen garden.
- Cats have a Zen garden?

293
00:16:48,562 --> 00:16:49,794
where am i

294
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:51,829
I know I have
romance in this apartment!

295
00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,298
Yes. how are you

296
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,633
Okay, where are we?

297
00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:59,702
- Broadway and 77th.
- Um...

298
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,638
We have to arrive at the office in 30 minutes
so we should go this way.

299
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,573
No problem, I can
do it in 20 minutes.

300
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:05,758
- Wait, do what?
- Come on.

301
00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,729
- Wait, do what?
- Look at me!

302
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:11,510
The first step.

303
00:17:11,512 --> 00:17:13,445
Those things are for babies.

304
00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:15,747
Drunk baby.
<i>01. Get Rid of Drunkenness.</i>

305
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,850
Baba, are we good?

306
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,086
Payment received. Come on.

307
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,610
<i>02. Change Clothes</i>

308
00:17:44,614 --> 00:17:46,614
<i>03. Fixing Face.</i>

309
00:17:51,207 --> 00:17:52,439
Hi!

310
00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:55,675
Yes, hi. I am very interested in buying
many of your products, but before that,

311
00:17:55,677 --> 00:18:01,246
I want you to try it all on
my face, carefully, free.

312
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,015
I want to make up my face,
with a little "Wow" style.

313
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,217
All right.

314
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,449
Mimosa, mixed with orange juice.
<i>04. Hair.</i>

315
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:13,155
Here. Give it!
<i>04. Hair Of The Dog</i>

316
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:25,898
succeeded.

317
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,766
You are 3.5 hours late.

318
00:18:27,768 --> 00:18:30,034
Yay! Lunch time!

319
00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:33,303
And don't worry
about your weight

320
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:36,044
It will increase after you
stop breastfeeding him.

321
00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:37,139
"Katie." That's his name.

322
00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:39,840
- All right.
- Oh God. I have to pee.

323
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:42,742
- Now I can't stand it.
Please hold./ - No, no.

324
00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:44,944
I'm not good with babies.

325
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,047
Hello. How are you today?

326
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:52,517
Mom you should
come back in a moment.

327
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:55,185
Um, "Katie" for short
for "Katherine"?

328
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,621
See, some women will see…

329
00:18:58,623 --> 00:19:01,557
What did you just do?
and thought you were smiling.

330
00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:05,027
But, because I'm a doctor,
I know it might be...

331
00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:08,029
Only muscle movement
normal or fart.

332
00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:14,801
You know? You're not that cute,
and I will not be deceived by you.

333
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:18,303
So, keep trying,
but my answer is "no."

334
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,940
Shut up, baby.

335
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:26,509
And, you know? Don't touch that
because it is not very clean.

336
00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:27,977
Yes.

337
00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:31,080
Germs that cause disease,
like little bacteria...

338
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:34,616
That goes in your mouth
and they make you sick.

339
00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:37,618
So, you eat your shoes.

340
00:19:41,122 --> 00:19:44,356
You will not be able to persuade me.
Nope.

341
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:46,691
Why did you put it in?
everything into the mouth?

342
00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:50,161
Hello. Hi.

343
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:04,339
Just so we're clear,
there are many people in this world...

344
00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:08,475
Who needs something like you in
their lives so that they feel complete.

345
00:20:08,477 --> 00:20:13,179
I'm not like them.
I'm fine without you.

346
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,893
All right. You win.

347
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:43,138
If Tom sent you a message, which one?
it's not possible because it's still daylight,

348
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,706
So wait 4 hours to reply.

349
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,874
I don't at all
thinking about Tom.

350
00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:47,828
Whatever happened first

351
00:20:47,853 --> 00:20:49,609
show you need attention
and hoping...

352
00:20:49,611 --> 00:20:52,144
And unable to have a simple relationship,
such as his expertise.

353
00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:54,012
I think so
I can be good..

354
00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:57,315
- And when you answer, don't
answer in full sentences./ - Alright.

355
00:20:57,317 --> 00:21:00,283
- And if you use emojis,
I will beat you./ - Okay.

356
00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:01,350
All right.

357
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:08,114
<i>Last night was quite fun.</i>

358
00:21:09,138 --> 00:21:11,138
<i>Ha!! ^_^.</i>

359
00:21:12,628 --> 00:21:14,427
No! Don't!

360
00:21:14,429 --> 00:21:16,629
I will return this
at the end of the day.

361
00:21:16,631 --> 00:21:17,763
Good.

362
00:21:17,765 --> 00:21:19,030
Emojis?

363
00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:22,732
Oh! Oh.

364
00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:27,068
- This is very stupid.
- All right.

365
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:30,237
- It's like I don't know you're naughty.
- Must be.

366
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:32,005
And I won't be
one of the cliche girls...

367
00:21:32,007 --> 00:21:34,647
- who thinks I can change you
or whatever./ - Can't.

368
00:21:42,782 --> 00:21:44,248
I told you.

369
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:47,117
Sex? Best way to find out
what you want

370
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,219
Just think, all the action
romance, all things...

371
00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:51,621
"I want men to notice
when I'm cold."

372
00:21:51,623 --> 00:21:54,991
It's a good thing when men notice
when women are cold. That means he...

373
00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:58,060
Means he's pretending, because he is
know that's what you want to hear.

374
00:21:58,062 --> 00:22:01,297
So, instead of being a crazy person
pretend to care if you're cold...

375
00:22:01,298 --> 00:22:03,231
I better tell
everyone the same thing.

376
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:06,033
"If you're looking for a man
dreams, that's not me."

377
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:10,036
"If you're looking for a man who can
have fun together, I'm the one."

378
00:22:10,471 --> 00:22:11,736
Oh.

379
00:22:11,738 --> 00:22:13,137
Yes.

380
00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:14,171
Whew!

381
00:22:14,173 --> 00:22:17,007
I'm always involved
in a relationship.

382
00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:19,109
But, I think so
just because i...

383
00:22:19,111 --> 00:22:21,244
don't really know how
to remain single.

384
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:23,212
So you come to
suitable place.

385
00:22:23,214 --> 00:22:26,748
The trick is to love them,
but make them leave you.

386
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,316
That way, no one is disappointed.
Look at this.

387
00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:31,599
What do all these things have in common?
Answer it.

388
00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:34,520
Tomato sauce and beer.

389
00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:36,588
Pickles, chocolate.

390
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:37,922
are you pregnant

391
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,257
No, this is not possible
used to make breakfast.

392
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:43,192
There is no reason to stay in the morning,
because you can't make an omelette.

393
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:47,796
In fact, there is no water. So, that girl
drunk has to leave quickly to be safe.

394
00:22:47,798 --> 00:22:50,965
Except New York city water is delicious and
you can keep drinking it from the tap.

395
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:53,500
Yes. But..

396
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:56,869
With what?

397
00:22:56,871 --> 00:22:58,070
Wow.

398
00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,337
You are very clever.

399
00:22:59,339 --> 00:23:00,404
Mmm-hmm.

400
00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:05,375
Glass.

401
00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:08,411
Well, MacGyver, no women
that got so far, but..

402
00:23:11,374 --> 00:23:14,264
You called a plumber
cut off your water supply?

403
00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:15,850
Nope. I did it myself.

404
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:18,285
- What if you want to wash your hands?
- Am I a surgeon?

405
00:23:18,287 --> 00:23:20,353
What if you're thirsty?

406
00:23:22,088 --> 00:23:23,153
- Good.
- Right, right?

407
00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:25,957
- Good job./ - Exactly
one night stand, right?

408
00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:26,784
You're crazy.

409
00:23:26,809 --> 00:23:29,259
I'm not crazy. Listen,
most guys like me...

410
00:23:29,261 --> 00:23:30,793
Not being honest about it.

411
00:23:30,795 --> 00:23:35,097
I told you, here it is
that happens out there.

412
00:23:35,099 --> 00:23:39,266
- Why are you telling me this?
- I don't know.

413
00:23:39,268 --> 00:23:43,336
Maybe because you are different.

414
00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:49,275
Oh God. That's what you are
tell all the girls.

415
00:23:49,277 --> 00:23:51,710
- Yes, that's right. But it worked, right?
- Very successful.

416
00:23:51,712 --> 00:23:53,211
Oh yeah, the tour is over.

417
00:23:53,213 --> 00:23:56,180
And this was fun.

418
00:24:00,018 --> 00:24:02,284
See you again.

419
00:24:25,239 --> 00:24:27,172
Hi.

420
00:24:35,381 --> 00:24:36,980
Uh, mimosa?

421
00:24:36,982 --> 00:24:39,682
No, I'm actually in
travel to a meeting.

422
00:24:39,684 --> 00:24:43,184
So, maybe I won't start drinking
at 8:30 on Thursday.

423
00:24:43,186 --> 00:24:47,320
Yes, I don't want to either.

424
00:24:47,322 --> 00:24:49,155
I ordered pancakes
chocolate chips for us...

425
00:24:49,157 --> 00:24:50,923
As usual
we do it first.

426
00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:54,393
Good. I'm not there
a lot of time, so..

427
00:24:54,395 --> 00:24:57,395
Well, I will
frankly speaking.

428
00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:01,531
I've had enough.
I finally had enough.

429
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:04,900
What? What is enough for you?

430
00:25:04,902 --> 00:25:07,435
When we parted.
I know this is so hard.

431
00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:09,103
So hard for both of us.

432
00:25:09,105 --> 00:25:12,806
But, I'm ready to
we are back together.

433
00:25:12,808 --> 00:25:15,494
I won't have to worry
more about anything.

434
00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:17,609
I have a relationship
with other women.

435
00:25:21,047 --> 00:25:23,480
That's... Congratulations.

436
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:26,215
Um...

437
00:25:26,217 --> 00:25:28,383
So, you can...

438
00:25:28,385 --> 00:25:32,219
- tell me when you're done?
- I don't know, Alice.

439
00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:34,955
Like, we can wait
until you are done.

440
00:25:34,957 --> 00:25:36,356
Everything changes. I don't..

441
00:25:36,358 --> 00:25:39,925
I don't think I want to
same thing again.

442
00:25:44,096 --> 00:25:46,696
You mean me?

443
00:25:48,399 --> 00:25:51,232
I don't need to test for
know that i love you

444
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,701
And I'm not stupid.

445
00:25:54,703 --> 00:25:58,237
I think you're done with it
whatever you have done...

446
00:25:58,239 --> 00:26:00,973
whoever you do it with...

447
00:26:00,975 --> 00:26:03,108
But you came back to me?

448
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:06,244
No thanks. I don't want

449
00:26:09,115 --> 00:26:10,581
Who ordered the pancakes?

450
00:26:12,918 --> 00:26:15,518
Meg, I'm not ready to be single.
Seriously.

451
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,854
I don't know how to reset my router.
I don't even know where it is.

452
00:26:18,856 --> 00:26:21,356
I don't even know
what is its function

453
00:26:21,358 --> 00:26:23,358
I will live
alone forever.

454
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:27,594
At least my dead body can
used as food for my cat.

455
00:26:27,596 --> 00:26:32,298
Within 8 weeks for anyone to
find me, because no one cares.

456
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,533
Why are you watching the movie <i>Bridget Jones?</i>

457
00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:37,301
- Didn't I order it?
- It feels good to see it.

458
00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:40,137
I know, but that's a bad idea.

459
00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:44,106
You will go crazy watching the movie <i>Sex
and the City</i> and <i>Bridget Jones</i>...

460
00:26:44,108 --> 00:26:47,542
and think that you need
great bachelor experience.

461
00:26:47,544 --> 00:26:50,177
- Which is just silly
just empty./ - No.

462
00:26:50,179 --> 00:26:53,346
All women in
the movie is looking for a lover.

463
00:26:53,348 --> 00:26:56,582
And this is a good thing because now
you can focus on your career.

464
00:26:56,584 --> 00:27:01,119
What? No! I place myself in the world
out there and he doesn't accept me.

465
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,553
Whoa!

466
00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:06,623
- Well, you haven't been single that long!
- Yes.

467
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,159
You have to go around a lot, past the box
"Go," flirt with many men.

468
00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:13,495
And you remember the best thing
happened to me...

469
00:27:13,497 --> 00:27:15,660
When I think stop
from medical college.

470
00:27:15,685 --> 00:27:17,398
Please don't tell
about medical college.

471
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,568
Then, my damn lover, Bobby,
had a scandal with my roommate...

472
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:25,371
Because he is willing to do
things I don't want to do.

473
00:27:25,373 --> 00:27:28,840
- Does it involve dwarfs?
- Nope.

474
00:27:30,176 --> 00:27:32,276
I once slept with an albino.

475
00:27:32,278 --> 00:27:35,312
Regardless, the good news is
now there is...

476
00:27:35,314 --> 00:27:38,680
3,000 beautiful babies in the world
and no one can take it...

477
00:27:38,682 --> 00:27:39,848
- From me.
- From him.

478
00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:41,925
Why don't you go to
one of the alumni meetings?

479
00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:42,617
Alumni council?

480
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,319
You go and you meet
with other people...

481
00:27:45,321 --> 00:27:48,422
If you really like
what are you doing...

482
00:27:48,424 --> 00:27:51,458
So the thing about looking for a "man"
that would be easier.

483
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,827
No! I don't want to
be like you, Meg.

484
00:27:53,829 --> 00:27:56,696
I don't want my job
be my whole life.

485
00:27:56,698 --> 00:27:57,797
Ooh.

486
00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:00,833
All right. All,
stop for a moment.

487
00:28:00,835 --> 00:28:04,670
There are pros and cons
for both of you

488
00:28:04,672 --> 00:28:07,339
Pro: Young, beautiful.

489
00:28:07,341 --> 00:28:10,342
Pro: Also beautiful for
your age

490
00:28:10,344 --> 00:28:12,811
Rich. Doctor. There is
access to medicines.

491
00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,546
Cons: No access to medicines.

492
00:28:14,548 --> 00:28:16,814
Cons: You are very stingy
with medicines.

493
00:28:16,816 --> 00:28:19,382
- That's right.
- Pro: Loving me as I am.

494
00:28:19,384 --> 00:28:21,317
Give me the key
second to the apartment.

495
00:28:21,319 --> 00:28:24,219
There is a very nice underwear drawer.
Very neat and organized.

496
00:28:24,221 --> 00:28:25,486
Do you have a key to my apartment?

497
00:28:25,488 --> 00:28:28,288
Cons: Too many
ask personal questions.

498
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:33,558
All right. I will bring my old self,
this lonely, workaholic returned to the hospital.

499
00:28:36,462 --> 00:28:39,262
Cons: Bad when sad.

500
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:49,571
Hey, you got it
sandwich from home?

501
00:28:49,573 --> 00:28:50,605
Hmmm.

502
00:28:50,607 --> 00:28:53,807
- Are you wearing pajamas at the bar?
- These are sweatpants.

503
00:28:53,809 --> 00:28:55,675
I think you will
some people are disappointed.

504
00:28:55,677 --> 00:28:58,477
- You should have brought pants" gave up
lose" and come back./ - Don't bother me.

505
00:28:58,479 --> 00:29:01,513
I love this bar.

506
00:29:01,515 --> 00:29:03,796
Lucy?

507
00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:05,716
Lucy?

508
00:29:05,718 --> 00:29:06,783
Hi!

509
00:29:07,352 --> 00:29:08,851
Oh God!

510
00:29:08,853 --> 00:29:10,519
Brittany! Hi!

511
00:29:10,521 --> 00:29:12,254
- How are you?
- How are you?

512
00:29:12,256 --> 00:29:15,256
- I'm getting married!
- He's getting married!

513
00:29:15,258 --> 00:29:18,525
That's the best news ever
I've heard it all my life.

514
00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:23,128
- Yay! How old are your children?
- Nope.

515
00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:26,998
I'm not there. I just
read it sometimes.

516
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,001
But not sadly.
More like a volunteer?

517
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,402
Oh. Oh.

518
00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:33,970
Yes. Yes.

519
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:36,938
- So, you're married?
- Nope.

520
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,787
- Have a relationship with someone?
- I don't think so.

521
00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:40,736
Are you divorced?

522
00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:44,102
No, no one can ever love enough
I finally had to divorce myself.

523
00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:47,578
You have to get in the game,
before you lose, so...

524
00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:50,881
I'm not even there yet
people who fail.

525
00:29:51,817 --> 00:29:53,650
Oh God, what is that?
penis shaped straw?

526
00:29:53,652 --> 00:29:56,052
You will all make
tonight is a crazy night!

527
00:29:56,054 --> 00:29:57,119
Hi.

528
00:29:57,888 --> 00:29:58,953
Oh.

529
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:06,992
Hey, Honey.

530
00:30:08,395 --> 00:30:09,694
This, um...

531
00:30:09,696 --> 00:30:11,429
It's okay, you can say it.

532
00:30:11,431 --> 00:30:13,063
Miss Merdeka here, right?

533
00:30:13,065 --> 00:30:14,297
I am his lover.

534
00:30:14,299 --> 00:30:16,032
He is your lover.

535
00:30:16,034 --> 00:30:17,600
This is my lover.

536
00:30:17,602 --> 00:30:20,035
Doesn't he look great
sexy wearing these pants?

537
00:30:20,037 --> 00:30:22,103
Wow, that's really sweet.

538
00:30:22,105 --> 00:30:24,438
This is Brittany. He
will marry

539
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,573
You are the one getting married. Marriage!

540
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,276
An end to spontaneous sex,
go anywhere alone...

541
00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:33,078
and buy whatever you
want without having to ask for permission, right?

542
00:30:34,447 --> 00:30:35,979
Marriage!

543
00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:39,047
Congratulations, good luck.
May the marriage last.

544
00:30:39,649 --> 00:30:41,949
Sorry. Talk away.

545
00:31:03,603 --> 00:31:06,370
Hey, listen. I hope for a kiss
was not excessive.

546
00:31:06,372 --> 00:31:08,805
Oh God. No, that's amazing!

547
00:31:08,807 --> 00:31:12,008
Thank you very much! good night

548
00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,039
Oh.

549
00:32:00,816 --> 00:32:03,215
Come on, useless clothes.

550
00:32:04,151 --> 00:32:06,317
Hey.

551
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,119
Sorry. Do you want to be alone?

552
00:32:09,121 --> 00:32:10,820
I can't reach my zip.

553
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,522
Sorry for what I did
tell you

554
00:32:14,524 --> 00:32:17,266
- What?/ - I said sorry for what
what i told you

555
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,291
I didn't hear.

556
00:32:19,393 --> 00:32:23,194
I said sorry for what
what I told you!

557
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:28,631
What?

558
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:29,981
I will have a child.

559
00:32:30,006 --> 00:32:32,601
- What?
- I found a sperm donor.

560
00:32:32,603 --> 00:32:34,407
This guy. He
Swedish descent.

561
00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:36,370
- Oh God.
- He has no history of cancer...

562
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:39,239
Good on both sides of his family, no
have a history of drug abuse,

563
00:32:39,241 --> 00:32:41,837
There is no history of illness
any mental, or..

564
00:32:41,862 --> 00:32:42,942
- Oh God.
- I know.

565
00:32:42,944 --> 00:32:45,076
Oh God.

566
00:32:46,446 --> 00:32:49,780
i know A moment.
Do you think this is a bad idea?

567
00:32:49,782 --> 00:32:51,581
Why do you say that?
"oh god" five times?

568
00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,694
No, but.. when you
meet him?

569
00:32:53,719 --> 00:32:55,117
That's the best part.

570
00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:57,752
I have never met him
or his family.

571
00:32:57,754 --> 00:32:59,787
There is no bond at all.

572
00:32:59,789 --> 00:33:01,588
There is nothing. What is crazy?

573
00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:04,023
Nope. Oh God,
you will have a child

574
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:06,692
- I know!
- You will have children!

575
00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:08,727
I'm happy for you too.

576
00:33:08,729 --> 00:33:10,929
You will always be my first child.

577
00:33:11,765 --> 00:33:14,899
But you have to be an adult.

578
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:17,001
And you have to move
this friday

579
00:33:17,003 --> 00:33:17,678
What?

580
00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:19,703
Apartment owner company
know you are here

581
00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:21,738
Is this a bad idea?
can you tell me

582
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:24,073
No, you will be
the best mother in the world.

583
00:33:24,075 --> 00:33:27,809
A moment. Repeat again. What a thing
are you talking about the owner of the apartment?

584
00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:29,243
You have to go out on Friday.

585
00:33:30,131 --> 00:33:32,412
But you can receive guests.

586
00:33:32,414 --> 00:33:36,215
Yes. But my guests are not allowed to skate
down through the garbage chute, naked.

587
00:33:36,217 --> 00:33:38,250
I'm not naked...

588
00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:41,018
Oh.

589
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,052
Robin did it.

590
00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:43,219
Mmm-hmm.

591
00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:45,721
I have seen the CCTV footage. And that..

592
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,189
Hmmm.

593
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,708
I don't know.

594
00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:11,144
This looks like home, like a place
for you want to spend time here.

595
00:34:12,247 --> 00:34:14,547
This can be a window for reading.

596
00:34:14,549 --> 00:34:16,549
Read that for people
ugly fail.

597
00:34:16,551 --> 00:34:18,183
I don't know.
I really like this.

598
00:34:18,185 --> 00:34:20,985
- Yes, but, I mean... Oh!
- Wait! Don't do that!

599
00:34:20,987 --> 00:34:23,220
That just missed it.

600
00:34:23,222 --> 00:34:24,554
I think I'll rent it.

601
00:34:24,556 --> 00:34:26,088
This place is dangerous.

602
00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:27,589
This is perfect.

603
00:34:27,591 --> 00:34:29,023
Don't touch that... Don't...

604
00:34:30,793 --> 00:34:33,560
- That just broke?
- Yes.

605
00:35:34,287 --> 00:35:36,153
good night

606
00:35:40,158 --> 00:35:41,824
That was strange.

607
00:35:43,459 --> 00:35:45,660
Maybe you should
just put it there.

608
00:35:45,662 --> 00:35:47,033
Maybe you don't need to
shake it.

609
00:35:47,058 --> 00:35:48,729
What? This will make
pee inside.

610
00:35:48,731 --> 00:35:51,231
No, it doesn't work like that.
That's not a Polaroid.

611
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,233
I will be an aunt
best for you

612
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:56,702
I will give that child whatever he has
son Forever. All the sweets in the world.

613
00:35:56,704 --> 00:36:00,004
Don't get your hopes up, okay? Because of this
never succeeded the first time.

614
00:36:00,006 --> 00:36:01,438
It's too late.

615
00:36:05,543 --> 00:36:06,708
Hmmm.

616
00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:09,678
See? I already said.

617
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,414
- Are you okay?
- Yes. No, this is always... This...

618
00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:16,617
This usually doesn't work when
first time, like i said.

619
00:36:16,619 --> 00:36:18,151
What?

620
00:36:22,257 --> 00:36:25,390
I always deal with
things like this. You know that.

621
00:36:26,926 --> 00:36:28,458
Do you drink enough water?

622
00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:31,581
Your lips are so dry, that
means you are dehydrated.

623
00:36:31,795 --> 00:36:33,861
I will get you water.

624
00:36:40,868 --> 00:36:43,567
<i>This plum fruit can be bought from
late summer, early fall.</i>

625
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:44,634
Alice!

626
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:47,857
<i>And this fruit is beautiful, and
his name is Italian plum prune.</i>

627
00:36:49,506 --> 00:36:53,740
<i>So, we will make some caramel with
a cup of sugar and a third of a cup of water.</i>

628
00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:57,376
<i>I will cook over medium heat
until the color is brown...</i>

629
00:36:57,378 --> 00:36:58,477
Alice!

630
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:03,848
- Hi.
- Hi.

631
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:04,850
My bell is broken.

632
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:07,851
This is like the story of Romeo and
Juliet who lives in New York.

633
00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:11,787
- That's not funny. can i go up
- Yes.

634
00:37:18,594 --> 00:37:21,161
<i>If you want to make
this cake another time...</i>

635
00:37:35,371 --> 00:37:36,436
Hey.

636
00:37:36,438 --> 00:37:37,670
Hey.

637
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,871
Nice to meet you.

638
00:37:38,873 --> 00:37:41,940
Nice to meet you.
What's up?

639
00:37:41,942 --> 00:37:44,975
Earlier I cleaned my closet and I
found some of your old stuff.

640
00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:47,444
So I remember you
want it.

641
00:37:51,415 --> 00:37:54,449
I can stop by the place
you to take this.

642
00:37:54,451 --> 00:37:58,486
Actually that's the problem.

643
00:37:58,488 --> 00:38:00,654
That's why I'm here.

644
00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,222
Uh...

645
00:38:02,224 --> 00:38:06,191
So, Michelle began
move in with me tomorrow

646
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:09,927
- So...
- Wow!

647
00:38:10,796 --> 00:38:13,363
Michelle.

648
00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:14,644
He has a name and everything.

649
00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:17,300
He has a name. Technically,
he always has a name.

650
00:38:17,302 --> 00:38:20,335
He rented an apartment and I went up
live with the guy from craigslist...

651
00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:23,203
And he started stealing my socks.
So, that makes sense.

652
00:38:23,205 --> 00:38:24,904
- Makes sense.
- And we are very happy.

653
00:38:24,906 --> 00:38:27,473
That's right. Wait
you said "we." All right.

654
00:38:27,475 --> 00:38:30,308
So... So let me
show you my house

655
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:33,344
This is the kitchen. This is the dining room.

656
00:38:33,346 --> 00:38:38,482
This is the living room and bedroom
work and bedroom.

657
00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:41,485
You are studying
Spanish?

658
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:44,487
It's been like that since I moved
here and don't know how to fix it.

659
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:48,223
And now I don't know what this world is like
what if it's not in spanish.

660
00:38:52,395 --> 00:38:54,161
It's pretty easy, just need to...

661
00:39:01,836 --> 00:39:03,368
Alice.

662
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:06,270
You are good at fixing things.

663
00:39:07,806 --> 00:39:09,005
Alice.

664
00:39:09,007 --> 00:39:11,173
Michelle is the girl
very lucky

665
00:39:13,576 --> 00:39:16,109
I didn't think this would happen.

666
00:39:16,845 --> 00:39:18,110
I just...

667
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,480
I stopped comparing
everyone with you...

668
00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:25,182
and I met
someone who is good enough.

669
00:39:26,652 --> 00:39:30,953
- I'm happy for you.
- Yes, I can see it.

670
00:39:31,989 --> 00:39:36,023
Alice. All right.

671
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,791
I will go

672
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,058
All right.

673
00:39:53,671 --> 00:39:55,570
You have to go on living.

674
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,006
All right.

675
00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:01,942
Not walking backwards,
just keep moving forward.

676
00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:03,510
You can't sleep
with Tom again.

677
00:40:03,512 --> 00:40:07,646
Means we will start going to
Different bars, man.

678
00:40:07,648 --> 00:40:09,381
No, you'll be fine,

679
00:40:09,383 --> 00:40:11,850
just don't get there
drunk with it.

680
00:40:11,852 --> 00:40:13,885
How drunk am I?

681
00:40:13,887 --> 00:40:17,755
In every man's friendship with
ladies, there's always a level of drunkenness...

682
00:40:17,757 --> 00:40:20,591
And if you pass it, that is
means you will definitely have sex.

683
00:40:20,593 --> 00:40:22,793
How many drinks is that
needed until you get drunk?

684
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:26,062
- Two and a half, maybe three
if you have eaten./ - Three.

685
00:40:26,064 --> 00:40:30,932
Well, and Tom 8. So, you two
don't drink more than 11 drinks.

686
00:40:30,934 --> 00:40:33,367
- All right.
- Don't 1 for you, 10 for him.

687
00:40:33,369 --> 00:40:35,402
Also don't 6 for him, 5 for you.

688
00:40:35,404 --> 00:40:38,070
If I drink more than 5 bottles,
I will romance with you.

689
00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:41,305
- My drinking level is 27.
- What?

690
00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:44,741
- I won't even masturbate
if less than 24./ - That's...

691
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,677
What are you doing? Stop it.

692
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,578
- What's that?
- Stop it.

693
00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:55,883
Oh, God. I remember the water was boiling hot.
It's actually very cool.

694
00:40:55,885 --> 00:40:58,051
- You have LTRP.
- Oh, God. Really?

695
00:40:58,053 --> 00:41:01,086
- Yes.
- Tom is the cause. I'm certain.

696
00:41:01,088 --> 00:41:02,262
Wait. What is LTRP?

697
00:41:02,287 --> 00:41:04,022
Long-Term Relationship Pussy
(Long Term Relationship Vagina).

698
00:41:04,024 --> 00:41:05,923
You need to take care of him.

699
00:41:05,925 --> 00:41:07,958
What do you mean?
My vagina is almost hairless.

700
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,227
It's like you dropped a brush
and stuck in your vagina.

701
00:41:11,229 --> 00:41:13,729
Can I tie my hair with that bush?
and formed a reggae band.

702
00:41:13,731 --> 00:41:16,398
Looks like a bowl full
matted pubic hair.

703
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,434
That's like Gandalf
who looked at me

704
00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:22,270
"No penis can pass!"

705
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:24,939
You messed up so much
thing for me

706
00:41:43,023 --> 00:41:44,122
Hi.

707
00:41:44,124 --> 00:41:46,524
Hi. What's wrong?

708
00:41:46,526 --> 00:41:51,361
I'm here for the end
put myself out there.

709
00:41:51,363 --> 00:41:54,464
For real. You know?

710
00:41:54,466 --> 00:41:57,667
Not just in a way
physical, but emotional.

711
00:41:57,669 --> 00:41:58,934
Yes.

712
00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:01,870
No, I'm asking you
here for what occasion?

713
00:42:01,872 --> 00:42:03,371
Um...

714
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,139
oh god

715
00:42:05,141 --> 00:42:07,374
Wesleyan Alumni Reunion.

716
00:42:07,376 --> 00:42:09,109
All right.

717
00:42:19,586 --> 00:42:20,651
forgive me

718
00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:21,952
Sorry, sorry.

719
00:42:21,954 --> 00:42:23,820
Oh God.

720
00:42:23,822 --> 00:42:25,254
Oh my God, we...

721
00:42:44,872 --> 00:42:47,805
Hey. Get back in there,
you ruin the harmony of the song.

722
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:52,742
- I'm David Stone, nice to meet you.
- Hi. Hey, I'm Alice.

723
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:53,909
Alice...

724
00:42:53,911 --> 00:42:54,745
- Kepley.
- Kepley.

725
00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:57,246
Not as good as "Stone."

726
00:42:57,247 --> 00:42:58,946
Do you want my name card?

727
00:42:58,948 --> 00:43:01,848
Or want 400, so you can
install it as a bathroom tile?

728
00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:05,083
- What's on it?
- My social security number,

729
00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:07,718
My mother's name before marriage,
my ATM PIN number.

730
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,440
- That's what's needed right now, right?
- That's right, personal information.

731
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:13,854
- What's your job?
- Assistant lawyer.

732
00:43:13,856 --> 00:43:16,656
- All right.
- In Brown, Light and Finkelstein.

733
00:43:16,658 --> 00:43:19,291
- That's at 144 Wall Street?
- Yes.

734
00:43:19,293 --> 00:43:22,560
- Yes, I have a building next to it.
- You "have" a building?

735
00:43:22,562 --> 00:43:24,995
Like, in a Fantasy League building?

736
00:43:24,997 --> 00:43:28,965
Nope. I don't "have" a building,
I feel like I have it.

737
00:43:28,967 --> 00:43:32,668
That sounds weird. I'm a developer,
so it's not just me.

738
00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:34,503
That's like a bunch
people, but..

739
00:43:34,505 --> 00:43:37,372
- That's a great job.
- Yes, I know, but the worst.

740
00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:42,842
- Your team.
- We really have to improve our voice.

741
00:43:42,844 --> 00:43:44,844
- Are you kidding me? This is my favorite song!
- Really?

742
00:43:44,846 --> 00:43:49,014
Yeah, it's like 13 songs
my favorite of all time.

743
00:43:50,982 --> 00:43:54,717
- Sorry, this is from my daughter.
- Yes, of course. me too

744
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,286
I mean,
I am also a daughter

745
00:43:57,288 --> 00:44:00,688
- nice to meet you.
- See you again. Yes.

746
00:44:07,328 --> 00:44:09,328
<i>Okay, 30 more seconds.</i>

747
00:44:09,963 --> 00:44:11,362
27.

748
00:44:11,364 --> 00:44:14,631
Here it says 3 to 10 minutes, right?

749
00:44:14,633 --> 00:44:16,199
I do this for support.

750
00:44:16,201 --> 00:44:19,267
Friends. I have a positive.

751
00:44:19,998 --> 00:44:22,078
- What?
- What?

752
00:44:22,103 --> 00:44:26,171
A moment. I did a drug test.
Isn't that what you're doing?

753
00:44:26,173 --> 00:44:27,372
- Nope.
- Nope.

754
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:37,213
I...

755
00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:38,881
You are pregnant.

756
00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:40,182
I'm pregnant

757
00:44:40,184 --> 00:44:43,050
It's okay, don't worry.
We will take care of that.

758
00:44:43,952 --> 00:44:46,185
I mean, "Yes!"

759
00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:48,287
You're pregnant!

760
00:44:48,289 --> 00:44:49,955
We are pregnant!

761
00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:51,222
I'm not pregnant!

762
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:53,023
I take drugs!

763
00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:20,114
I found my beans!
This is Paul.

764
00:45:20,116 --> 00:45:22,382
- Hey.
- He has so many teeth.

765
00:45:30,724 --> 00:45:34,892
How are you, everyone? Already
it's time for secret Santa!

766
00:45:34,894 --> 00:45:37,995
Who is ready to touch
My magical cleavage...

767
00:45:37,997 --> 00:45:39,363
And win a prize?

768
00:45:39,365 --> 00:45:42,065
Doris, you're the first, Honey.

769
00:45:44,402 --> 00:45:47,803
Whoa! It's a paper punch!

770
00:45:47,805 --> 00:45:51,772
You won Kathy's credit card.
Come on, let's dance!

771
00:45:51,774 --> 00:45:54,607
Bridget, come here!

772
00:45:57,078 --> 00:46:00,546
How many mini burgers are needed?
to equal 1 regular burger?

773
00:46:01,248 --> 00:46:02,357
What?

774
00:46:02,382 --> 00:46:05,682
How many mini burgers are needed?
to equal 1 regular burger?

775
00:46:05,684 --> 00:46:09,318
- You're crazy.
- Don't call me crazy.

776
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,486
Never call
crazy pregnant woman

777
00:46:11,488 --> 00:46:14,755
- All right.
- Never even.

778
00:46:14,757 --> 00:46:17,609
How many small pieces of meat
the same as regular meat?

779
00:46:17,634 --> 00:46:18,691
I don't know, maybe 4?

780
00:46:20,428 --> 00:46:23,227
- I have eaten 7.
- 8. I meant 8.

781
00:46:23,229 --> 00:46:27,130
- Is that 4 or 8?
- 8 or more. Everyone knows that.

782
00:46:27,132 --> 00:46:29,599
- Who said?
- Mini burger maker.

783
00:46:31,469 --> 00:46:34,303
Please blink, so that I
know you're still there

784
00:46:34,305 --> 00:46:35,671
- I'm sorry.
- Oh God.

785
00:46:35,673 --> 00:46:39,574
My blood continued to circulate throughout
my body in an uncomfortable way.

786
00:46:39,576 --> 00:46:42,143
And it feels like it
all gathered here.

787
00:46:42,145 --> 00:46:44,545
Don't touch yourself
like that in my office.

788
00:46:44,547 --> 00:46:47,180
- I need a man.
- Men?

789
00:46:47,182 --> 00:46:50,549
I don't know what happened.
This is due to hormones or something.

790
00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:55,387
Actually, the new employee
like paying attention to you from earlier.

791
00:46:55,389 --> 00:46:57,269
- Which one?
- He...

792
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,519
- Do you know?
- Not yet.

793
00:47:02,544 --> 00:47:04,495
All right. He is...

794
00:47:06,131 --> 00:47:07,630
It's over there.

795
00:47:10,234 --> 00:47:11,930
- Nope. Nope.
- Why?

796
00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:13,935
Because he is too young.

797
00:47:13,937 --> 00:47:16,037
Young man is fun
making love all day.

798
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:19,407
That's all I need
make love 10 minutes,

799
00:47:19,409 --> 00:47:22,510
Then a long sleep.

800
00:47:22,512 --> 00:47:24,378
<i>After all, how old is he?</i>

801
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:25,828
Around twenty..seven?

802
00:47:25,853 --> 00:47:29,651
The only reason men like
it wants to talk to me...

803
00:47:29,652 --> 00:47:33,120
Is to ask for a prescription for
medical marijuana. So, no.

804
00:47:33,121 --> 00:47:35,020
I think he's headed here.
He clearly wanted it.

805
00:47:35,022 --> 00:47:36,788
Maybe he just
want to take food

806
00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:39,090
Don't look there.
No, he came.

807
00:47:39,992 --> 00:47:40,750
He is here.

808
00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:43,025
I noticed you were paying attention
I'm over there.

809
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:46,395
So I came to
asked "How are you."

810
00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:47,662
Or...

811
00:47:49,531 --> 00:47:51,130
Oh god, what
did I misunderstand?

812
00:47:51,132 --> 00:47:53,065
You don't...
you didn't say...

813
00:47:53,067 --> 00:47:55,467
You don't want me to come here?

814
00:47:59,372 --> 00:48:03,806
Hey, I'm Ken.
You must be Alice's sister.

815
00:48:03,808 --> 00:48:05,001
- Do you want a drink?
- Nope.

816
00:48:05,026 --> 00:48:06,140
I want to take...

817
00:48:06,142 --> 00:48:08,909
I've had too much to drink today.

818
00:48:10,412 --> 00:48:14,246
Did you hear about the after party?
Or maybe another part of this party?

819
00:48:14,248 --> 00:48:18,916
Because this feels like that day
longer at work, than...

820
00:48:18,918 --> 00:48:20,417
Oh god, am I boring you?

821
00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:22,703
- You try to hold on
from yawning?/ - Mmm-mmm.

822
00:48:22,728 --> 00:48:24,020
Is that just your facial expression?

823
00:48:24,022 --> 00:48:27,590
No, I'm sorry. I am a doctor,
and I'm just so tired.

824
00:48:27,592 --> 00:48:29,825
What you said earlier
about your job?

825
00:48:29,827 --> 00:48:33,327
I didn't say that, but I did
work here, for now.

826
00:48:33,329 --> 00:48:34,795
But...

827
00:48:34,797 --> 00:48:37,464
oh god, you had a stroke?

828
00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:40,933
Seriously, it's the honeymoon. Like, us
just met 30 seconds ago.

829
00:48:40,935 --> 00:48:44,869
Honestly, if we don't make it through this,
I don't think we will succeed at all.

830
00:48:44,871 --> 00:48:47,304
So, why don't you?
yawn to your heart's content?

831
00:48:47,306 --> 00:48:49,266
- All right.
- Like, let it all out.

832
00:48:50,274 --> 00:48:51,840
Yes.

833
00:48:51,842 --> 00:48:54,008
Isn't that good?

834
00:48:54,010 --> 00:48:57,344
- That tastes really good.
- Right?

835
00:48:57,346 --> 00:49:00,346
- Who were you?
- I'm Ken.

836
00:49:00,348 --> 00:49:02,047
And what's going on
happened here?

837
00:49:02,049 --> 00:49:05,049
Is this related?
with a fetish?

838
00:49:05,051 --> 00:49:08,652
Where do you like foot fetishy.
Are you interested in my feet?

839
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:10,920
Do you want to be his feet?

840
00:49:10,922 --> 00:49:14,589
I don't like feet, but I...
I want to meet with you.

841
00:49:14,591 --> 00:49:16,123
Oh.

842
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:17,075
- Yes.
- Why?

843
00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:19,559
Are you serious? You're not interested in me?

844
00:49:19,561 --> 00:49:23,361
I want to! That's not what I meant.
I just want to know why.

845
00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:27,464
Because I think you're sexy.
And I think you're funny.

846
00:49:27,466 --> 00:49:29,999
And I love the expression on your face when
you try not to yawn.

847
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,334
Then you yawn with
good after that, so...

848
00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:36,337
I mean, that's always something
I'm looking for a girl. I don't know.

849
00:49:36,339 --> 00:49:37,671
But, invite me to drink.

850
00:49:37,673 --> 00:49:40,206
Oh God, it's a candle.

851
00:49:41,642 --> 00:49:43,802
So, you want to do this?

852
00:49:48,414 --> 00:49:49,679
Oh.

853
00:49:51,215 --> 00:49:52,280
Hmmm.

854
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,350
I don't want anything serious.

855
00:49:57,352 --> 00:50:01,987
Good, because I kept to myself
for marriage. Just kidding.

856
00:50:01,989 --> 00:50:04,289
Oh my god, your body is amazing!

857
00:50:05,492 --> 00:50:08,992
- Do I smell like a hamburger?
- You feel like a hamburger.

858
00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:12,628
That is really beautiful.

859
00:50:15,219 --> 00:50:18,499
You don't have to trouble yourself
came far to send me.

860
00:50:18,501 --> 00:50:20,434
And missed going up
train with you?

861
00:50:20,436 --> 00:50:23,136
That's like 20 extra minutes
time with Paul.

862
00:50:23,138 --> 00:50:25,037
Thank you. Yes.

863
00:50:25,039 --> 00:50:28,073
- Actually, I have
something for you./ - Okay.

864
00:50:28,075 --> 00:50:30,175
I have a sandwich for
travel by train.

865
00:50:30,177 --> 00:50:34,745
- Thank you./ - And there are bagels too
there if you don't want a sandwich.

866
00:50:34,747 --> 00:50:37,814
This is just a train ride
45 minutes, but thanks.

867
00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:38,837
- And there's this.
- What?

868
00:50:38,862 --> 00:50:40,483
Happy Christmas.

869
00:50:40,485 --> 00:50:43,785
- You shouldn't.
- It's okay, it's just a small gift that...

870
00:50:43,787 --> 00:50:45,953
Not now, okay?

871
00:50:47,156 --> 00:50:49,222
Whoa! These are photos of the two of us.

872
00:50:49,224 --> 00:50:51,791
These are memories of when we
spend time together.

873
00:50:51,793 --> 00:50:55,294
Yes, there are photos throughout
last 3 weeks. That...

874
00:50:55,296 --> 00:50:57,616
Then we may
fill in the rest.

875
00:50:58,565 --> 00:51:00,298
So...

876
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:04,835
Listen, Lucy...
I love you.

877
00:51:04,837 --> 00:51:10,039
And I don't know if we are
want a long term relationship...

878
00:51:10,041 --> 00:51:13,308
Just because I don't know what
there is a future with you

879
00:51:13,310 --> 00:51:16,411
Usually, I break up with people
before the festival...

880
00:51:16,413 --> 00:51:18,579
so they don't misunderstand.

881
00:51:18,581 --> 00:51:21,281
And I thought, because of us
have relationships with other people,

882
00:51:21,283 --> 00:51:25,318
I'll just wait and break up
with you on Martin Luther King day.

883
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,054
Well, I don't know what that means,
but it sounds like a racist.

884
00:51:28,056 --> 00:51:31,790
Statistically, it's a festive day
it's easiest to break up with someone.

885
00:51:31,792 --> 00:51:35,626
I mean, no family obligations,
you can go out before Valentine's Day.

886
00:51:35,628 --> 00:51:39,262
Sorry, what did you just say?
are you seeing someone else?

887
00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:42,998
Yes. I mean, isn't it?
the reason for all the online dating?

888
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,700
Nope. That's to find
your true partner!

889
00:51:48,570 --> 00:51:53,506
I think maybe it should
we only meet other people.

890
00:51:54,442 --> 00:51:56,341
All right. Good conversation.

891
00:51:58,011 --> 00:51:59,076
Father.

892
00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:03,980
Just... Merry Christmas.

893
00:52:07,385 --> 00:52:12,238
"'We are safe!' said Paul, when
they ran from the dragon."

894
00:52:12,263 --> 00:52:13,855
Who is Paul?

895
00:52:15,291 --> 00:52:17,891
Sorry, "Prince."

896
00:52:17,893 --> 00:52:23,396
"Then, the prince bent down to
kissed her, and finally said.."

897
00:52:27,868 --> 00:52:30,835
- That's good.
- How does the story end?

898
00:52:30,837 --> 00:52:32,536
I told finally.

899
00:52:32,538 --> 00:52:38,108
The prince kissed her, the girl
wake up and finally feel loved,

900
00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:40,410
Understood, and desired.

901
00:52:40,412 --> 00:52:43,413
But then, the girl's friend
see the Prince eating with the beautiful woman...

902
00:52:43,415 --> 00:52:47,383
And before she knew it,
he was kicked out of the palace.

903
00:52:47,385 --> 00:52:48,917
"Beautiful Girl"?

904
00:52:48,919 --> 00:52:50,718
Indeed "the beautiful girl."

905
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:55,522
And now, he was busy thinking
at all his faults...

906
00:52:55,524 --> 00:52:58,925
And all that money
she spends on makeup...

907
00:52:58,927 --> 00:53:02,161
And straighten hair, as well as shoes!

908
00:53:02,163 --> 00:53:04,530
Shoes! Go everywhere with this.

909
00:53:04,532 --> 00:53:07,699
And I shouldn't
there is fur here.

910
00:53:07,701 --> 00:53:10,368
No fur here,
but there are many here.

911
00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:12,470
I should have a lot of hair here.

912
00:53:12,472 --> 00:53:13,771
Do you think this is real hair?

913
00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:15,773
- Do you think this is all original?
- Nope.

914
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:17,407
And Spanx!

915
00:53:17,409 --> 00:53:20,243
For girls,
don't wear Spanx.

916
00:53:20,245 --> 00:53:24,747
Because in the end it has to be removed,
then the Prince will see all your body...

917
00:53:24,749 --> 00:53:28,083
And nothing else is interesting
compared to efforts to remove...

918
00:53:28,085 --> 00:53:30,785
What is basically
sausage wraps.

919
00:53:30,787 --> 00:53:32,219
Look at these socks!

920
00:53:32,221 --> 00:53:35,455
You know, why don't we postpone first?
time to talk for a while, huh?

921
00:53:35,457 --> 00:53:36,989
Well, you know? Sorry.

922
00:53:36,991 --> 00:53:37,850
are you kidding

923
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,520
Hey. All right. This
scissors, children.

924
00:53:39,545 --> 00:53:40,426
Can't be used.

925
00:53:40,427 --> 00:53:45,562
If your Spanx are made of paper, that's fine
used. And that's the end of the story.

926
00:53:45,564 --> 00:53:48,831
Parents, please sign
something before leaving, if you don't mind.

927
00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:50,165
Story time
continued next week.

928
00:53:50,167 --> 00:53:52,467
Same time, same place,
different readers.

929
00:53:52,469 --> 00:53:55,403
Thank You. Okay.
Hey, you. How are you?

930
00:53:55,405 --> 00:53:59,606
Look at me. O. Hello. O.
That was so scary.

931
00:53:59,608 --> 00:54:03,209
You scared all the kids,
scared many parents.

932
00:54:03,211 --> 00:54:06,478
But that was good too.

933
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:10,080
I'm George.

934
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,549
Lucy.

935
00:54:19,955 --> 00:54:21,003
Hey! Thank You.

936
00:54:21,028 --> 00:54:22,822
- For you.
- I'll take that.

937
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:24,423
- No.
- It's Robin's.

938
00:54:24,425 --> 00:54:27,224
Yes. I like saving
This is on my own shelf.

939
00:54:27,249 --> 00:54:28,593
Sorry, we're late.

940
00:54:28,595 --> 00:54:30,661
That's okay. I'm happy
you want to come.

941
00:54:30,663 --> 00:54:34,631
I know how hard it is
so single at the moment, so...

942
00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:38,834
Why do people always say that? Day
festivals are the best time to be single.

943
00:54:38,836 --> 00:54:41,236
Partying every night,
drink a lot of alcohol.

944
00:54:41,238 --> 00:54:44,167
Santa's beard is tickling
your inner thigh.

945
00:54:44,192 --> 00:54:45,373
- What?
- Good night.

946
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,007
Yes, take off your jacket...

947
00:54:47,009 --> 00:54:49,842
- Here, you want me to help...
- Thank you for inviting us.

948
00:54:49,844 --> 00:54:53,578
Yes, of course. I know this is hard for you.

949
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:54,717
- For me?
- Yes.

950
00:54:54,742 --> 00:54:56,747
No, I'm fine.

951
00:54:56,749 --> 00:55:00,383
Your lover is also good because no
the story of my presence tonight.

952
00:55:00,385 --> 00:55:02,618
Yes. I know, he is very mature.

953
00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:05,821
And also, I said
to him you are my cousin.

954
00:55:05,823 --> 00:55:07,989
- Hi, Honey.
- Hey. Hi.

955
00:55:07,991 --> 00:55:10,591
You must be Alice.

956
00:55:10,593 --> 00:55:12,559
- Hi!
- Hi.

957
00:55:18,797 --> 00:55:20,463
Oh, Meg!

958
00:55:20,465 --> 00:55:22,864
Hi, what are you doing here?

959
00:55:22,866 --> 00:55:24,612
I brought hot chocolate.

960
00:55:24,637 --> 00:55:26,568
- For what?
- To drink.

961
00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:29,470
- I have to go back to work in 8 minutes.
- Perfect.

962
00:55:29,472 --> 00:55:30,904
- Thank you.
- Must be.

963
00:55:30,906 --> 00:55:31,952
You're good. Hi.

964
00:55:31,977 --> 00:55:34,474
Nice to see you.
You look healthy.

965
00:55:34,476 --> 00:55:36,042
There's bourbon in it.

966
00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:37,477
Also, do you really spit?

967
00:55:37,502 --> 00:55:39,511
I have never seen it
people do that.

968
00:55:39,513 --> 00:55:41,312
I remember it would be like...

969
00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:47,850
- You know?
- Yes. That's good, yeah.

970
00:55:47,852 --> 00:55:52,120
I can't drink alcohol now
because I will help those in labor.

971
00:55:52,122 --> 00:55:54,055
It's great that you're a doctor.

972
00:55:54,716 --> 00:55:57,557
- It's great that you...
- Receptionist.

973
00:55:57,559 --> 00:56:01,861
All right. So, what version
man for receptionist?

974
00:56:01,863 --> 00:56:05,730
Receptionist. I just
love the job, you know?

975
00:56:05,732 --> 00:56:08,165
Like, "Hello? Wait a minute. "Hello?
I'll check on him first."

976
00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:10,033
But I'm thinking of stopping.
I don't know.

977
00:56:10,035 --> 00:56:12,635
Starting to feel like a restaurant
where I used to work

978
00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:17,573
Oh God. Christmas tree.

979
00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:18,764
Come on, we'll buy one.

980
00:56:18,789 --> 00:56:21,509
Good. I mean, I don't
bought a Christmas tree, but...

981
00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:24,778
- Are you Jewish?/ - No, I'm just
didn't buy a Christmas tree.

982
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,379
So, you're a monster.

983
00:56:26,381 --> 00:56:31,082
- No, I'm just rarely at home, and
the tree will die./ - No.

984
00:56:31,084 --> 00:56:34,885
Then the leaves fell to the carpet
and poke your feet as you walk.

985
00:56:34,887 --> 00:56:38,554
All right. All right.
Look at this tree.

986
00:56:38,556 --> 00:56:42,390
That's John McClane's version of a Christmas tree.
Like, you can't kill this one.

987
00:56:42,392 --> 00:56:44,191
We flush it with
lots of water...

988
00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:47,127
and place a container of water that can
watering himself at the edge,

989
00:56:47,129 --> 00:56:50,429
It will last about 3 weeks. Leave
Well, you're going to beg this thing to die.

990
00:56:50,431 --> 00:56:53,998
- Yes./ - Then after our 3 weeks
throw this tree in the street...

991
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,267
- And ready to celebrate Valentine's Day.
- "We" are ready to celebrate Valentine's Day?

992
00:56:57,269 --> 00:57:02,237
- Yes, hearts, sweets, you name it.
- No, no. That's not...

993
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,806
Listen, 3 weeks from now,

994
00:57:04,808 --> 00:57:08,309
I feel all joy
this will fade...

995
00:57:08,311 --> 00:57:13,047
And according to me, reality will arrive,
where I always work...

996
00:57:13,049 --> 00:57:14,715
And I never will
see you...

997
00:57:14,717 --> 00:57:18,051
and maybe I have to cancel
all our appointments.

998
00:57:18,053 --> 00:57:22,988
And when I finally saw you,
maybe I'll fall asleep tired.

999
00:57:22,990 --> 00:57:26,124
Yes, and you will go, and
meet a girl at the gym.

1000
00:57:26,126 --> 00:57:29,060
Because you obviously have a lot
time to spend at the gym...

1001
00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:32,262
and so did he, and I didn't even
know why we are talking about this.

1002
00:57:32,264 --> 00:57:34,063
Obviously you are not that thing
should be taken seriously...

1003
00:57:34,065 --> 00:57:37,199
and I think we are wasting time
to say this.

1004
00:57:37,201 --> 00:57:41,469
And I have a thigh pain, a real pain,
not for doing fun things...

1005
00:57:41,471 --> 00:57:44,205
Like making love,
but because of gravity.

1006
00:57:44,207 --> 00:57:45,906
What we have experienced
together is good.

1007
00:57:45,908 --> 00:57:49,976
Thank you already
help me with that.

1008
00:57:49,978 --> 00:57:51,277
That's fun.

1009
00:57:51,279 --> 00:57:55,547
And you will meet girls your age and
you can do fun things...

1010
00:57:55,549 --> 00:57:57,382
Like looking for a tree
or whatever.

1011
00:57:57,384 --> 00:58:00,818
But that's not what happened here,
between you and me, so...

1012
00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:01,985
Just so you know.

1013
00:58:01,987 --> 00:58:03,886
I have to go back
working now

1014
00:58:06,023 --> 00:58:09,256
Oh God. Well, we don't
so buy a Christmas tree!

1015
00:58:10,459 --> 00:58:14,260
- Are you okay? are you having fun
- I'm fine.

1016
00:58:16,497 --> 00:58:20,264
<i>You did well.
This is an amazing party.</i>

1017
00:58:21,233 --> 00:58:22,699
Hmmm. You are sweet.

1018
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:35,977
Hey, Robin.

1019
00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:37,244
Yes.

1020
00:58:39,459 --> 00:58:41,179
Yes?

1021
00:58:41,181 --> 00:58:43,314
You want to see a tree
Christmas at Rockefeller?

1022
00:58:43,316 --> 00:58:44,782
- Now?
- Yes.

1023
00:58:44,784 --> 00:58:47,851
No, the Bald and Dimpled
came to visit from Italy...

1024
00:58:47,853 --> 00:58:50,386
and they want to know about
American Christmas traditions...

1025
00:58:50,388 --> 00:58:52,588
As we sit
on their faces.

1026
00:58:52,590 --> 00:58:55,057
- No, no.
- Come on, it's Christmas!

1027
00:58:55,059 --> 00:58:57,325
I won't do it
that's tonight

1028
00:58:57,327 --> 00:58:59,493
Why? Their penises
maybe like a cannoli.

1029
00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:02,528
No, it's okay. Me
will call you tomorrow

1030
00:59:09,735 --> 00:59:12,802
This is plastic.
You can't kill him.

1031
00:59:49,437 --> 00:59:51,870
I feel like I know you.

1032
00:59:51,872 --> 00:59:55,306
Oh God, I wish there was a business card
you, so I remember who you are.

1033
00:59:57,343 --> 01:00:01,711
Yes, you are a rich man with a family,
who have children and buildings.

1034
01:00:01,713 --> 01:00:05,881
I am not married.
But I have a daughter.

1035
01:00:06,617 --> 01:00:07,549
Oh.

1036
01:00:07,551 --> 01:00:08,792
And I'm classy.

1037
01:00:08,817 --> 01:00:11,786
Yes. You wear a scarf
outside your jacket

1038
01:00:11,788 --> 01:00:13,921
Which one...
That serves no purpose.

1039
01:00:18,459 --> 01:00:20,826
This is so coincidental, but what...

1040
01:00:20,828 --> 01:00:24,028
You want to see the Christmas tree
at Rockefeller with me?

1041
01:00:25,064 --> 01:00:26,696
No? That's an obvious "no."

1042
01:00:26,698 --> 01:00:29,732
- No./ - I know it's very possible
crowded with so many tourists.

1043
01:00:29,734 --> 01:00:31,400
I don't know why
want that.

1044
01:00:31,402 --> 01:00:34,636
I was just thinking,
I want to show you something.

1045
01:00:35,939 --> 01:00:37,038
All right.

1046
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:41,708
All right. This door.

1047
01:00:43,144 --> 01:00:45,477
Yes.

1048
01:00:45,479 --> 01:00:48,479
You know? I just realized now
that I walk with strangers...

1049
01:00:48,481 --> 01:00:52,782
to the abandoned location
and covered with plastic.

1050
01:00:52,784 --> 01:00:56,118
So, if you want to kill me
like serial killer Dexter...

1051
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,921
You know? Honestly? Now, death
not the worst thing in the world.

1052
01:00:59,923 --> 01:01:00,683
What happened?

1053
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:01,889
- Close your eyes.
- All right.

1054
01:01:01,891 --> 01:01:03,757
All right. This is him. Goodbye!

1055
01:01:06,394 --> 01:01:08,395
- What's that sound?
- Wait a minute.

1056
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:10,395
The world's largest shower curtain?

1057
01:01:10,397 --> 01:01:13,497
- What's that? What happened?
- Soon.

1058
01:01:13,499 --> 01:01:16,032
What is a body bag?
What is adhesive tape?

1059
01:01:16,034 --> 01:01:18,934
The correct "duck" ribbon
or "duct" tape?

1060
01:01:19,469 --> 01:01:20,835
Open your eyes.

1061
01:01:34,415 --> 01:01:36,114
Oh, God.

1062
01:01:37,417 --> 01:01:39,483
This is amazing.

1063
01:01:44,856 --> 01:01:46,555
Thank You.

1064
01:01:46,557 --> 01:01:48,056
I've always wanted to see this.

1065
01:01:48,058 --> 01:01:50,891
- Yes./ - I don't know why
always talk to yourself...

1066
01:01:50,893 --> 01:01:53,993
- To do very things
I want to do./ - Like what?

1067
01:01:53,995 --> 01:01:56,228
Things people
do it on New Years...

1068
01:01:56,230 --> 01:01:58,997
where they climb
Grand Canyon at night.

1069
01:01:58,999 --> 01:02:02,566
So they can witness
New Year comes at dawn.

1070
01:02:02,568 --> 01:02:04,868
Sounds fun.

1071
01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:08,271
- I know.
- I'm just not a climber.

1072
01:02:08,273 --> 01:02:12,141
I don't like things lying around
on the ground, which is attached to your body.

1073
01:02:12,143 --> 01:02:13,909
- Dirt?
- Yes.

1074
01:02:15,612 --> 01:02:19,513
But I don't know.

1075
01:02:19,515 --> 01:02:24,351
Maybe we can do
something else this year.

1076
01:02:24,353 --> 01:02:26,152
- "We"?
- I said "we"?

1077
01:02:35,873 --> 01:02:37,873
<i>3 Months Later.</i>

1078
01:02:38,198 --> 01:02:41,265
- This one is called Ping-Ping.
- Ping-Ping?

1079
01:02:41,267 --> 01:02:43,800
Nice to meet you.
Who is this?

1080
01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,201
Lion.

1081
01:02:45,203 --> 01:02:48,304
Lions are very handsome and
also we seem to fit.

1082
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:51,373
- How about this one?
- Zebra-Zebra.

1083
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:54,275
I was told not to believe it
a man with a two-word first name.

1084
01:02:56,045 --> 01:02:58,345
How about you tell me
I all the name of this statue?

1085
01:02:58,347 --> 01:03:00,013
This is from LA. I will be back.

1086
01:03:00,015 --> 01:03:02,048
Well, we're fine.

1087
01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:05,717
- Do you know the song <i>Eyes of You</i>?
- What song?

1088
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:09,219
- Song <i>Eyes of You</i>.
- No, I don't know what it is.

1089
01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:15,690
I know the song.

1090
01:03:25,065 --> 01:03:26,597
what are you doing

1091
01:03:26,599 --> 01:03:30,567
We're training our pop star careers,
but his voice is much better than mine.

1092
01:03:30,569 --> 01:03:33,269
- Can we talk?
- Yes, yes.

1093
01:03:40,377 --> 01:03:43,310
- What are you doing?
- You mean?

1094
01:03:43,312 --> 01:03:44,811
You are not his mother.

1095
01:03:44,813 --> 01:03:48,146
What... What... What do you mean?

1096
01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:52,116
We're just singing, David.

1097
01:03:52,118 --> 01:03:55,285
Listen, I'm sorry, but if
it has to do with Phoebe...

1098
01:03:56,421 --> 01:03:59,355
And I became very
protect him.

1099
01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:02,157
And you can't...

1100
01:04:04,261 --> 01:04:05,526
Listen, I'm sorry.

1101
01:04:05,528 --> 01:04:07,794
I didn't know that
something for you

1102
01:04:07,796 --> 01:04:10,162
I didn't mean, like...

1103
01:04:11,612 --> 01:04:13,932
I guess I don't know that
that makes you angry...

1104
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:16,334
Because it's really you
never a bit...

1105
01:04:16,336 --> 01:04:18,669
Talk about anything with me.

1106
01:04:35,752 --> 01:04:38,185
You know how I am
do you know your wife is dead?

1107
01:04:39,755 --> 01:04:41,354
From your apartment keeper, David.

1108
01:04:41,356 --> 01:04:42,822
Yes.

1109
01:04:42,824 --> 01:04:45,024
I just thought you were
divorced. I don't know.

1110
01:04:45,026 --> 01:04:46,859
The incident was only 2 years ago.

1111
01:04:46,861 --> 01:04:48,927
Phoebe wasn't ready
for all that.

1112
01:04:48,929 --> 01:04:52,063
I don't know how
what it's like to be a parent.

1113
01:04:52,065 --> 01:04:55,266
But I think you have to continue
open to Phoebe about her mother.

1114
01:04:55,268 --> 01:04:56,667
Listen, Alice.

1115
01:04:58,070 --> 01:04:59,235
I can't do this.

1116
01:05:00,404 --> 01:05:02,036
forgive me

1117
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,446
I know I shouldn't
I need you again, but...

1118
01:06:30,753 --> 01:06:32,085
I really need you.

1119
01:06:33,121 --> 01:06:34,286
Come here.

1120
01:06:38,358 --> 01:06:43,259
I think I don't anymore
get to know myself again.

1121
01:06:43,261 --> 01:06:44,793
That's okay.

1122
01:06:50,526 --> 01:06:53,767
I remind you, I have a problem
frequent farting.

1123
01:06:55,570 --> 01:06:59,037
Whether it's me or the baby
fart, or something, but...

1124
01:07:00,807 --> 01:07:02,773
Let me see.

1125
01:07:04,910 --> 01:07:06,542
Hey, rotten slave.

1126
01:07:09,813 --> 01:07:13,781
You know you can't
hide any longer.

1127
01:07:14,483 --> 01:07:16,249
You have to tell him.

1128
01:07:26,493 --> 01:07:28,426
I love you, Monkey.

1129
01:07:28,428 --> 01:07:29,894
I love you.

1130
01:07:39,069 --> 01:07:41,536
Hey, Happy Alcohol Day.

1131
01:07:42,639 --> 01:07:44,639
OK, let me guess.

1132
01:07:44,641 --> 01:07:47,101
You are one of the haters
stay-at-home parade,

1133
01:07:47,126 --> 01:07:48,175
while we're out here...

1134
01:07:48,177 --> 01:07:49,609
Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day.

1135
01:07:49,611 --> 01:07:51,644
Nope. You know? I also celebrate it.

1136
01:07:51,646 --> 01:07:53,846
George descent
the eighth of the Irish.

1137
01:07:53,848 --> 01:07:58,249
Do you think he'll like this? Look,
I use../ Yes. Who is George?

1138
01:07:58,251 --> 01:08:01,551
- Luce. Hey!
- That's it!

1139
01:08:02,854 --> 01:08:05,487
Is that George?

1140
01:08:05,489 --> 01:08:07,422
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

1141
01:08:07,424 --> 01:08:08,556
Yes!

1142
01:08:10,859 --> 01:08:12,124
Hmmm.

1143
01:09:25,927 --> 01:09:28,427
- Hi.
- Hi.

1144
01:09:28,429 --> 01:09:30,690
- Long time no see.
- Yes.

1145
01:09:31,698 --> 01:09:33,197
Are you here with someone?

1146
01:09:33,199 --> 01:09:36,066
Nope. I... I'm alone.

1147
01:09:36,068 --> 01:09:38,001
Remember to buy pancakes...

1148
01:09:38,003 --> 01:09:41,403
- because I really like pancakes.
- This used to be our place. All right.

1149
01:09:41,405 --> 01:09:43,104
what are you doing
Who are you here with?

1150
01:09:43,106 --> 01:09:44,820
I'm here with my parents.

1151
01:09:44,845 --> 01:09:46,106
- Oh God.
- Itu mereka.

1152
01:09:46,108 --> 01:09:47,640
- Lihat siapa ini.
- Alice!

1153
01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:49,074
- Hi! how are you
- Oh God.

1154
01:09:49,076 --> 01:09:51,051
- We're here to celebrate.
- Nice to meet you.

1155
01:09:51,076 --> 01:09:51,709
- Hi.
- How are you?

1156
01:09:51,711 --> 01:09:54,144
Josh was accepted to business college.

1157
01:09:54,146 --> 01:09:55,311
- What?
- That's right.

1158
01:09:55,313 --> 01:09:56,545
It just happened. Ini gila.

1159
01:09:56,547 --> 01:09:58,246
I didn't even know you wanted to...

1160
01:09:58,248 --> 01:10:00,881
Let's take a picture.
Come on, come here.

1161
01:10:00,883 --> 01:10:03,616
Let's take a picture.
Come on, ready.

1162
01:10:03,618 --> 01:10:04,950
- Close up.
- No!

1163
01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:06,303
Selfie time! One, two..

1164
01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:08,248
- I can take your picture.
- Three!

1165
01:10:08,254 --> 01:10:10,554
You are better than his lover.

1166
01:10:10,556 --> 01:10:11,740
Wow. What?

1167
01:10:11,765 --> 01:10:13,056
- What?
- Mom!

1168
01:10:13,058 --> 01:10:16,291
Mom come in. I know mom
already said that a million times.

1169
01:10:16,293 --> 01:10:17,925
- Bring mom in...
- All right. That's him.

1170
01:10:17,927 --> 01:10:19,326
- Then bring him back.
- Nice to meet you.

1171
01:10:19,328 --> 01:10:21,828
Nice to meet you.
Babai all.

1172
01:10:21,830 --> 01:10:24,363
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

1173
01:10:24,365 --> 01:10:25,297
Yes.

1174
01:10:25,299 --> 01:10:27,499
All right. Yes.

1175
01:10:30,103 --> 01:10:33,036
- Don't squeeze my pancakes.
- Sorry.

1176
01:10:33,038 --> 01:10:36,038
- You want to... Yes, we have to hang out anytime.
- See you again.

1177
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:39,507
- All right.
- All right. See you again.

1178
01:11:14,338 --> 01:11:15,737
What's the matter?

1179
01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:23,143
are you pregnant

1180
01:11:28,649 --> 01:11:29,714
What?

1181
01:11:31,450 --> 01:11:33,216
I'm trying to have a child.
Yes.

1182
01:11:33,218 --> 01:11:36,786
I remember not being.

1183
01:11:36,788 --> 01:11:38,420
Yes, I think that is obvious.

1184
01:11:38,422 --> 01:11:41,122
Well, I don't know
what tone of voice was that...

1185
01:11:41,124 --> 01:11:45,592
But if you don't realize it,
My breasts look bigger.

1186
01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:47,393
Yes, of course I am aware
Your breasts are bigger.

1187
01:11:47,395 --> 01:11:49,228
I will keep it
in my memory

1188
01:11:49,230 --> 01:11:51,696
- I remember it was because of me.
- What kind of person does that?

1189
01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:54,131
Me! People like me,
who likes to see!

1190
01:11:54,133 --> 01:11:55,665
Don't you realize
Am I getting fat?

1191
01:11:55,667 --> 01:11:58,501
That's a trick question.
You don't get fat.

1192
01:11:58,503 --> 01:12:02,371
You are beautiful, you are always beautiful
and you are pregnant very well.

1193
01:12:02,373 --> 01:12:03,638
Is that true?

1194
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,873
Is this why you
avoiding me lately?

1195
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,341
Oh God.

1196
01:12:07,343 --> 01:12:09,409
I think I will...

1197
01:12:10,378 --> 01:12:12,644
- I'm going to be a Dad!
- No, no.

1198
01:12:12,646 --> 01:12:14,245
Sorry, we're having a baby!

1199
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,814
We will...
Not "Dad." We will...

1200
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:19,950
Nope.

1201
01:12:19,952 --> 01:12:22,819
You are not... This is not...

1202
01:12:22,821 --> 01:12:25,521
- That's not my son?
- I'm just pregnant.

1203
01:12:25,523 --> 01:12:27,022
What do you mean, you're "just pregnant"?

1204
01:12:27,024 --> 01:12:28,372
That's crazy. How is that possible?

1205
01:12:28,397 --> 01:12:29,624
- What?
- I said you're crazy.

1206
01:12:29,626 --> 01:12:32,226
You lied to me the whole time we were together
and planning to get pregnant...

1207
01:12:32,228 --> 01:12:35,528
now you are angry because i believe
that? That's what crazy people do.

1208
01:12:35,530 --> 01:12:39,631
That's three times. Say it again.

1209
01:12:39,633 --> 01:12:41,466
I don't know. That seems
crazy to me

1210
01:12:41,468 --> 01:12:43,434
I just want
tell you something

1211
01:12:43,436 --> 01:12:48,471
Usually, it's a good idea not to
called pregnant women crazy.

1212
01:12:48,473 --> 01:12:50,172
Do you understand what I mean?

1213
01:12:50,174 --> 01:12:51,706
He's crazy, everyone.

1214
01:12:52,675 --> 01:12:55,442
Very funny!

1215
01:12:55,444 --> 01:12:56,910
Oh God!

1216
01:12:56,912 --> 01:12:57,977
Not funny!

1217
01:12:57,979 --> 01:12:59,445
Teach him, friend.

1218
01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:07,751
- Who is his father?
- I don't know! I don't know.

1219
01:13:07,753 --> 01:13:09,553
- How could you not know?
- Stop yelling at me.

1220
01:13:09,555 --> 01:13:12,421
How can you not know such things
that? Didn't you ask his name?

1221
01:13:12,423 --> 01:13:15,423
I did IVF with
sperm donor. Got it?

1222
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:18,091
- You have a problem with that?
- I don't care. That's your body.

1223
01:13:18,093 --> 01:13:21,093
Do as you please with your body.
Make a tattoo. I don't care.

1224
01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:22,761
I have the right to know if
there is someone...

1225
01:13:22,763 --> 01:13:24,920
which resides in the body
the woman i slept with

1226
01:13:24,945 --> 01:13:26,330
Don't say that.
Disgusting!

1227
01:13:26,332 --> 01:13:28,632
There is nothing disgusting to say about that.
This is a beautiful thing!

1228
01:13:28,634 --> 01:13:30,934
- This is none of your business.
- Not genetically, understand?

1229
01:13:30,936 --> 01:13:33,603
But my lover will have a child.

1230
01:13:33,605 --> 01:13:38,074
Honey, if we want this relationship to work
well, this is the kind of thing I need to know.

1231
01:13:38,076 --> 01:13:40,996
What will you do?
Stay at home and take care of the baby?

1232
01:13:41,478 --> 01:13:45,345
Did I just win the lottery? Yes, I am
want to stay at home and take care of the baby.

1233
01:13:45,347 --> 01:13:48,815
When I was 8 years old, a Halloween costume
I am a stay at home dad.

1234
01:13:48,817 --> 01:13:52,217
You mean I don't have to work anymore
and take care of the baby all day?

1235
01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:53,852
Stop saying
said "baby."

1236
01:13:53,877 --> 01:13:56,253
Baby, baby, baby! Because
babies are the most beautiful things!

1237
01:13:56,821 --> 01:13:59,021
All right, listen up.

1238
01:13:59,023 --> 01:14:04,159
You and me, we probably will
have a lot of fun together...

1239
01:14:04,161 --> 01:14:07,529
Then, one day, we
will go on a picnic together.

1240
01:14:07,531 --> 01:14:11,498
And I will drive, and
i'm tired and i hate it,

1241
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:14,667
But I'll let you drive.

1242
01:14:14,669 --> 01:14:18,837
Then, I will feel safe
and that's when we will crash.

1243
01:14:18,839 --> 01:14:22,306
You think you can handle it
everything, but you can't.

1244
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,075
That's not how it works.

1245
01:14:25,077 --> 01:14:28,944
If I could choose with whom
I did this, it must be you.

1246
01:14:28,946 --> 01:14:30,445
You can choose!

1247
01:14:30,447 --> 01:14:34,281
I'm not the only one anymore
people in the car.

1248
01:14:38,085 --> 01:14:39,684
Yes.

1249
01:14:41,421 --> 01:14:45,055
FYI, this is not
I left you.

1250
01:14:45,057 --> 01:14:47,357
You're the one who told me to go.

1251
01:15:33,435 --> 01:15:35,435
- Dad?
- Yes, honey?

1252
01:15:35,437 --> 01:15:39,638
I want the song <i>Eyes of You</i>.
Sing it for me.

1253
01:15:41,108 --> 01:15:44,008
Not tonight, honey. Good?

1254
01:15:47,046 --> 01:15:48,311
Go to sleep.

1255
01:16:07,490 --> 01:16:11,490
<i>Josh: Mom I miss you.</i>

1256
01:16:12,514 --> 01:16:15,014
<i>Josh: I miss you.</i>

1257
01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:18,538
<i>Tom: Want to get drunk?</i>

1258
01:16:21,274 --> 01:16:23,841
<i>Just, Josh and I should
can get married now...</i>

1259
01:16:23,843 --> 01:16:26,043
And we will have a baby
funny girl...

1260
01:16:26,045 --> 01:16:29,946
And maybe it will be given
names like fruit names.

1261
01:16:29,948 --> 01:16:32,882
What kind of name is "George"?
Right?

1262
01:16:32,884 --> 01:16:34,516
I hate her hair.

1263
01:16:34,518 --> 01:16:37,485
Actually technically, we would
have a 4 year old daughter...

1264
01:16:37,487 --> 01:16:39,920
and this time, her name is Rihanna.

1265
01:16:39,922 --> 01:16:42,489
What? We don't know each other yet
for four years.

1266
01:16:42,491 --> 01:16:44,090
Not you. Josh.

1267
01:16:44,092 --> 01:16:45,624
That's right, yes.

1268
01:16:45,626 --> 01:16:47,726
But this is the same thing
with me and Lucy.

1269
01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:52,263
Like when I was working, and he wasn't there
there, I'm like crazy or something.

1270
01:16:52,265 --> 01:16:56,300
Yes. That doesn't make sense, because he is
not completely disgusted with you.

1271
01:16:56,302 --> 01:16:59,002
I don't understand. I don't know where I will go
find another woman like her.

1272
01:16:59,004 --> 01:17:01,537
Yes. I don't know.

1273
01:17:01,539 --> 01:17:04,940
Maybe we just make it up
wrong step.

1274
01:17:04,942 --> 01:17:08,243
Maybe all this time, we have been focused
on all the wrong things...

1275
01:17:08,245 --> 01:17:10,979
And now it's too late.

1276
01:17:10,981 --> 01:17:13,614
For the wrong thing.

1277
01:17:13,616 --> 01:17:16,082
That's enough.
We can't go past "eleven."

1278
01:17:17,518 --> 01:17:21,552
- What do you mean?
- How much we drink.

1279
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:23,954
In every male friendship
and ladies, there is a drink amount.

1280
01:17:23,956 --> 01:17:28,157
If you pass that, you will
in love, mathematically.

1281
01:17:28,159 --> 01:17:29,958
Follow anything.

1282
01:17:32,961 --> 01:17:34,961
Sorry. Noise.

1283
01:17:34,963 --> 01:17:37,163
Where did the bottle come from?

1284
01:17:37,165 --> 01:17:39,532
The floor.

1285
01:17:40,635 --> 01:17:44,469
One, two, three. That's three.

1286
01:17:45,672 --> 01:17:49,006
Four, five, six.

1287
01:17:50,175 --> 01:17:51,574
Seven.

1288
01:17:54,612 --> 01:17:56,678
Eight, nine.

1289
01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:05,583
That's only ten. Only ten.

1290
01:18:09,288 --> 01:18:12,155
- Eleven. Are you the one drinking this?
- Nope.

1291
01:18:12,157 --> 01:18:14,724
- Thank goodness.
- You're the one drinking.

1292
01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:29,270
This may be a mistake.

1293
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:31,105
This is a bad idea.

1294
01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:33,740
Yes, sorry. I tried to get out
Lucy from my mind.

1295
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:35,942
Yes, usually, me
will be angry for that.

1296
01:18:35,944 --> 01:18:38,844
- But I just did something
the same for you./ - Yes, that's right.

1297
01:18:38,846 --> 01:18:41,546
Shit. I think I like it.

1298
01:18:42,448 --> 01:18:46,016
Like when we were together,

1299
01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:49,985
I feel myself,
but a much better version.

1300
01:18:52,689 --> 01:18:56,123
That's the magic.
That's what I'm looking for.

1301
01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:57,190
Yes.

1302
01:19:02,096 --> 01:19:04,096
I can go out by myself.

1303
01:19:36,692 --> 01:19:38,558
Have a drink!

1304
01:19:45,766 --> 01:19:47,766
Whoa!

1305
01:19:47,768 --> 01:19:51,368
Alice! Happy birthday!

1306
01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:52,669
Hi!

1307
01:19:52,671 --> 01:19:54,370
Thank you. What is that?
give it to me

1308
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,904
This is actually for Meg.

1309
01:19:55,906 --> 01:19:57,739
I made it especially for him.

1310
01:19:57,740 --> 01:20:00,007
<i>Hello, Baby!</i>

1311
01:20:00,009 --> 01:20:04,811
That's so sweet. How comfortable is this.
<i>Goodbye, Dirt!</i>

1312
01:20:04,813 --> 01:20:07,313
Maybe I'll give this to him.
Later.

1313
01:20:07,315 --> 01:20:08,447
Hey!

1314
01:20:08,449 --> 01:20:11,249
No Tom, no Josh, just me
will be happy alone...

1315
01:20:11,251 --> 01:20:14,385
And will not think
any man at all.

1316
01:20:14,387 --> 01:20:16,320
This is for no more drama.

1317
01:20:16,322 --> 01:20:18,922
No more drama.

1318
01:20:26,263 --> 01:20:28,229
Happy birthday!

1319
01:20:37,371 --> 01:20:38,803
Whoa!

1320
01:20:46,878 --> 01:20:48,210
Thank you, friend.

1321
01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:52,278
I will show. Then here.

1322
01:20:54,782 --> 01:20:56,148
Oh God.

1323
01:20:58,484 --> 01:20:59,749
Dude, Ricky Stimpkins!

1324
01:20:59,751 --> 01:21:02,551
- Josh! How are you, friend?
- I haven't seen you since studying!

1325
01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,252
I'm just hanging out.

1326
01:21:04,254 --> 01:21:07,487
- I want to take a drink, but we
talk again later./ - Okay. Yes.

1327
01:21:07,489 --> 01:21:09,121
I will find Alice.

1328
01:21:15,233 --> 01:21:17,193
<i>We have rules
"You can't wear a hat"...</i>

1329
01:21:17,195 --> 01:21:21,830
But you seem like
good people, and you...

1330
01:21:21,832 --> 01:21:23,531
Hey. how are you

1331
01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:25,374
Hey. I'm Josh.

1332
01:21:25,993 --> 01:21:28,200
- You Josh?
- What does that mean?

1333
01:21:28,202 --> 01:21:32,603
- Nothing. Makes a lot of sense.
- Wait, how do you know Alice?

1334
01:21:32,605 --> 01:21:34,204
How do you know Alice?

1335
01:21:34,206 --> 01:21:35,605
Shit.

1336
01:21:35,607 --> 01:21:37,239
This is Josh.

1337
01:21:37,241 --> 01:21:38,306
Makes sense.

1338
01:21:38,308 --> 01:21:40,808
What? You're his new friend, or...

1339
01:21:45,113 --> 01:21:46,545
Oh God.

1340
01:21:46,547 --> 01:21:47,913
Come here.

1341
01:21:47,915 --> 01:21:52,984
Tom here, and David, and Josh.
And David. Did I mention David?

1342
01:21:52,986 --> 01:21:56,019
Yes, I know, because I am
invite them. Together.

1343
01:21:56,021 --> 01:21:57,548
Why? Why did you do that?

1344
01:21:57,573 --> 01:22:00,256
Because I remember that for sure
fun for me

1345
01:22:00,258 --> 01:22:05,160
And good for you emotionally, many
the man who fights for you.

1346
01:22:10,719 --> 01:22:12,096
- How are you?
- How are you?

1347
01:22:12,233 --> 01:22:15,601
Pretty good. I need to talk
something with you

1348
01:22:15,603 --> 01:22:16,635
Good. me too

1349
01:22:16,637 --> 01:22:17,869
You first.

1350
01:22:17,871 --> 01:22:19,970
- I'm getting married.
- What?

1351
01:22:19,972 --> 01:22:21,771
That, uh...

1352
01:22:23,174 --> 01:22:28,109
Listen, your computer program
silly really.

1353
01:22:28,111 --> 01:22:30,711
Your algorithm?
Silly too, right?

1354
01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:33,980
Just because the music stops, right?
means you have to sit in the nearest seat.

1355
01:22:33,982 --> 01:22:37,716
You shouldn't be with George.
You should be with me.

1356
01:22:39,119 --> 01:22:42,186
- Yes. I want to be with you.
- What?

1357
01:22:42,188 --> 01:22:44,221
Oh God, after all
bad date at the bar,

1358
01:22:44,223 --> 01:22:46,823
Turns out there is something
which is always there.

1359
01:22:47,192 --> 01:22:48,291
yourself

1360
01:22:50,395 --> 01:22:51,627
That's always me.

1361
01:22:51,629 --> 01:22:52,763
- Yes. Oh God.
- Fix it?

1362
01:22:52,788 --> 01:22:55,030
We can have life
the best together.

1363
01:22:55,032 --> 01:22:59,333
I mean, we should get married soon because
maybe we want to have children soon.

1364
01:22:59,335 --> 01:23:03,069
Oh God. Our children.
Our children will surely be very cute.

1365
01:23:03,071 --> 01:23:04,270
That's right.

1366
01:23:04,272 --> 01:23:08,006
That's why we have to
think carefully...

1367
01:23:08,008 --> 01:23:09,374
and no rush, you know?

1368
01:23:09,376 --> 01:23:13,210
Let's think about us now.

1369
01:23:13,212 --> 01:23:16,446
Oh God, Tom.
I'm joking with you.

1370
01:23:16,448 --> 01:23:18,414
Thank you. Oh God.

1371
01:23:18,416 --> 01:23:21,683
I don't want to be with you.
The same goes for you.

1372
01:23:21,685 --> 01:23:23,735
- Just a moment.
- Darling! Oh God.

1373
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,419
I saw everything.

1374
01:23:25,421 --> 01:23:27,554
I remember you would
out of breath, man.

1375
01:23:27,556 --> 01:23:29,289
But I don't!

1376
01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:30,657
Oh, Tom.

1377
01:23:30,659 --> 01:23:32,091
Come on. Don't be sad.

1378
01:23:32,093 --> 01:23:33,492
Do you know what this is?

1379
01:23:33,494 --> 01:23:36,361
This is the first small tree
in life...

1380
01:23:36,363 --> 01:23:39,697
who struggle to grow
out of your heart

1381
01:23:39,699 --> 01:23:41,699
So, congratulations.

1382
01:23:41,701 --> 01:23:45,169
- That was really good.
- Thank you, Honey.

1383
01:23:45,171 --> 01:23:46,703
Wait a minute.

1384
01:23:46,705 --> 01:23:48,938
Hey, just a minute,
just one thing.

1385
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:51,540
Stay away from my lover,
understand, friend?

1386
01:23:51,542 --> 01:23:53,708
Or I will continue
end your life

1387
01:23:53,710 --> 01:23:54,335
- Good.
- Got it?

1388
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:56,209
- All right.
- So, back off. Do you understand?

1389
01:23:56,211 --> 01:23:58,010
- Yes.
- Because I will marry her...

1390
01:23:58,012 --> 01:24:00,113
and you appear as
barrier between us.

1391
01:24:00,115 --> 01:24:02,648
- Good.
- I'm just kidding you, man.

1392
01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:05,817
- Good, fine.
- Okay. Lucy loves you, me too.

1393
01:24:05,819 --> 01:24:10,687
We're brothers now, right?
With that, I would like to...

1394
01:24:10,689 --> 01:24:12,422
This is a big deal.

1395
01:24:12,424 --> 01:24:14,590
I want you to be
my boyfriend

1396
01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:19,093
- Yes, I can.
- I'm kidding you, Bro!

1397
01:24:19,095 --> 01:24:20,828
Of course, you can't be
my boyfriend

1398
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:23,729
- You are a stranger to me.
- All right. Yes.

1399
01:24:23,731 --> 01:24:26,064
As a summary,
stay away from my lover

1400
01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:27,532
I don't want you to be
my boyfriend

1401
01:24:27,534 --> 01:24:29,500
we still love you
you are our family

1402
01:24:29,502 --> 01:24:31,301
You will definitely be invited
to our wedding.

1403
01:24:31,303 --> 01:24:34,336
But maybe not.
So, don't be offended.

1404
01:24:34,338 --> 01:24:36,104
I'm glad we chatted, man.

1405
01:24:47,881 --> 01:24:49,881
Are you trying to hide from me?

1406
01:24:52,352 --> 01:24:56,019
- I didn't see you there.
- This is a good hiding place.

1407
01:24:56,688 --> 01:25:02,423
- Listen. I think about you a lot.
- Listen, David, I'm sorry, I...

1408
01:25:02,425 --> 01:25:03,857
I can't do this.

1409
01:25:03,859 --> 01:25:06,860
You have made it very clear to me
me, that you don't want to..

1410
01:25:06,862 --> 01:25:08,394
That is not at all
I mean here.

1411
01:25:08,396 --> 01:25:13,464
I'm here just to apologize to
you for acting like a bastard.

1412
01:25:13,466 --> 01:25:14,565
Oh.

1413
01:25:14,567 --> 01:25:15,732
Yes.

1414
01:25:17,535 --> 01:25:20,868
- You're right about Phoebe.
- Good. Have you talked to him?

1415
01:25:20,870 --> 01:25:23,737
Yes, I'm working on it.

1416
01:25:23,739 --> 01:25:26,806
But, are you okay?

1417
01:25:30,577 --> 01:25:32,009
I'm working on it.

1418
01:25:36,848 --> 01:25:38,380
happy birthday

1419
01:25:52,895 --> 01:25:54,995
Fix it? I already said
this must be fun.

1420
01:25:54,997 --> 01:25:57,430
Although I remember one of the
they will fight each other...

1421
01:25:57,432 --> 01:25:58,998
And that hasn't happened yet.

1422
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,567
Robin, this is no joke.
This is my life.

1423
01:26:01,569 --> 01:26:04,169
But you know? I think you don't
totally understand that...

1424
01:26:04,171 --> 01:26:07,571
Because you never really love
anyone until they are disappointed.

1425
01:26:07,573 --> 01:26:10,173
So, things like this don't affect you.

1426
01:26:10,175 --> 01:26:13,909
All right. Sorry that I invited them,
but who cares about me?

1427
01:26:13,911 --> 01:26:15,543
Me, because you are my friend!

1428
01:26:15,545 --> 01:26:18,212
Is that true? Because as far as I know,

1429
01:26:18,214 --> 01:26:20,514
You just want to hang out with me
after you were let down...

1430
01:26:20,516 --> 01:26:22,282
and need someone
to entertain you

1431
01:26:22,284 --> 01:26:25,818
You just want to hang out with me when you
need me to be your assistant.

1432
01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:29,588
The reason I don't want to hang out with you when
you are in a relationship...

1433
01:26:29,590 --> 01:26:34,659
Because you turned into a human
which is very boring.

1434
01:26:34,661 --> 01:26:36,860
- Good.
- Yes, do you want advice from me?

1435
01:26:36,862 --> 01:26:38,094
Yes, what?

1436
01:26:38,096 --> 01:26:40,296
You won't find the man of your dreams...

1437
01:26:40,298 --> 01:26:42,765
drunkenly
and slept with many men.

1438
01:26:42,767 --> 01:26:44,366
Where did all that come from?

1439
01:26:44,368 --> 01:26:49,270
All this time, you are the one who taught me
like, "Yeah, parties and dicks and drinks."

1440
01:26:49,272 --> 01:26:51,538
"Let's pour a drink
to our whole body."

1441
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,139
"To shine more, bitch!"

1442
01:26:53,141 --> 01:26:55,341
I'm sick of you who...

1443
01:26:55,343 --> 01:26:57,676
found many men and
fell into their arms.

1444
01:26:57,678 --> 01:27:00,611
- What do they fall into?
- Hug them.

1445
01:27:00,613 --> 01:27:03,280
Like, every single time
men look at you,

1446
01:27:03,282 --> 01:27:07,617
You immediately forget about yourself
alone and like... "Oh!"

1447
01:27:07,619 --> 01:27:12,054
You are sucked into their world. At least
if I decide to have a lover...

1448
01:27:12,056 --> 01:27:14,623
I will find a man who
like me the way I am...

1449
01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:18,026
Because I know
myself

1450
01:28:01,635 --> 01:28:02,900
Hey.

1451
01:28:02,902 --> 01:28:04,301
Oh God.

1452
01:28:04,870 --> 01:28:06,569
happy birthday

1453
01:28:07,905 --> 01:28:10,138
It's your birthday!

1454
01:28:11,241 --> 01:28:13,307
And I drink a gift for you.

1455
01:28:22,016 --> 01:28:23,515
are you ok

1456
01:28:28,054 --> 01:28:29,853
No, no.

1457
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:39,328
Oh God, you see
beautiful when you are angry

1458
01:28:47,537 --> 01:28:49,670
I miss your breasts.

1459
01:28:52,567 --> 01:28:54,808
- What are we doing?
- We will have sex.

1460
01:28:54,810 --> 01:28:55,891
What?

1461
01:28:56,436 --> 01:28:58,476
- Oh God.
- What?

1462
01:28:58,478 --> 01:29:01,812
Ever since I saw you, I felt
like we made a mistake.

1463
01:29:01,814 --> 01:29:03,313
I shouldn't have let you go.

1464
01:29:04,849 --> 01:29:09,618
Because Michelle and I are still together,
and actually we are engaged...

1465
01:29:09,620 --> 01:29:11,753
- And I feel we made a mistake.
- What? What?

1466
01:29:11,755 --> 01:29:15,381
We are going to get married, but I don't know
do i want that

1467
01:29:15,406 --> 01:29:16,590
Oh God.

1468
01:29:16,592 --> 01:29:19,292
- Wait! I just say...
- Oh God.

1469
01:29:19,294 --> 01:29:20,793
- Oh God.
- Come here.

1470
01:29:20,795 --> 01:29:22,861
You let me have sex
with someone else's fiance?

1471
01:29:22,863 --> 01:29:25,496
No, this is not a scandal, because
we have slept together.

1472
01:29:25,498 --> 01:29:27,364
- What do you mean?
- Wait..

1473
01:29:27,366 --> 01:29:28,898
You said you miss me!

1474
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:31,166
That's the problem,
I always miss you.

1475
01:29:31,168 --> 01:29:36,837
I saw you and you used to be very
beautiful, and now very beautiful.

1476
01:29:36,839 --> 01:29:40,006
- I just need the last closure.
- What does this mean...

1477
01:29:40,008 --> 01:29:41,640
- Is this closure for you?
- Yes.

1478
01:29:41,642 --> 01:29:43,608
Just romance for
remember the past,

1479
01:29:43,610 --> 01:29:46,444
Before you go and
married to someone else?

1480
01:29:46,446 --> 01:29:47,845
That's not...

1481
01:29:48,981 --> 01:29:51,715
forgive me

1482
01:29:51,717 --> 01:29:52,949
Alice.

1483
01:29:52,951 --> 01:29:54,083
No, you know?

1484
01:29:54,085 --> 01:29:56,685
forgive me This is all my fault.

1485
01:29:56,687 --> 01:29:59,487
I spend a lot
when I want you back...

1486
01:29:59,489 --> 01:30:01,822
because I remember you
want me back,

1487
01:30:01,824 --> 01:30:05,392
this is like me
lost his mind for a moment.

1488
01:30:05,394 --> 01:30:07,327
Oh, God. Here he is!
This is a hug.

1489
01:30:07,329 --> 01:30:09,411
- I fall in your arms now.
- What?

1490
01:30:09,436 --> 01:30:11,396
Like clear sand,
but for men.

1491
01:30:11,398 --> 01:30:12,830
I don't have that.

1492
01:30:12,832 --> 01:30:15,432
I'm so obsessed
by falling in love...

1493
01:30:15,434 --> 01:30:19,869
and that's like me really
lost myself.

1494
01:30:19,871 --> 01:30:23,639
I forgot what I wanted
and I just disappeared.

1495
01:30:23,641 --> 01:30:25,607
I'm like a horse in a movie
<i>The Neverending Story.</i>

1496
01:30:25,609 --> 01:30:29,443
I don't think you're right
said that.

1497
01:30:29,445 --> 01:30:32,311
Josh. I want to be alone.

1498
01:30:33,414 --> 01:30:35,494
I know I have
often say it.

1499
01:30:35,849 --> 01:30:41,819
But, for the first time in my life
Me, I'm really serious about it.

1500
01:30:41,821 --> 01:30:44,321
Congratulations on your engagement.

1501
01:31:10,146 --> 01:31:11,912
Where to?

1502
01:31:11,914 --> 01:31:13,246
House.

1503
01:31:15,149 --> 01:31:16,882
I want to go back.

1504
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:22,020
Miss! I don't know
where is your house

1505
01:31:22,022 --> 01:31:26,090
Sorry. Can you send me to
South Second and Berry?

1506
01:31:32,396 --> 01:31:33,396
Oh God!

1507
01:31:34,564 --> 01:31:36,130
Robin? Oh God!

1508
01:31:37,566 --> 01:31:38,483
Oh God! Are you okay?

1509
01:31:38,508 --> 01:31:40,599
Send us to the hospital,
and I will not sue you!

1510
01:31:40,601 --> 01:31:45,069
- What's up?
- We have to go. Hey!

1511
01:31:46,806 --> 01:31:49,139
Oh God! Oh God, it's here.

1512
01:31:49,141 --> 01:31:49,995
Nope. This is nothing.

1513
01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:51,407
- Oh God!
- No, this is nothing!

1514
01:31:51,409 --> 01:31:52,875
I already held him.

1515
01:31:52,877 --> 01:31:55,544
Average delivery time
for new mothers is 26 hours.

1516
01:31:55,546 --> 01:31:59,580
- It doesn't just come out like on TV.
This is no problem./ - Good.

1517
01:31:59,582 --> 01:32:00,486
- Oh God!
- Oh God!

1518
01:32:00,511 --> 01:32:02,882
- Oh God.
- This is not a problem? Everything is fine?

1519
01:32:02,884 --> 01:32:04,216
- Call a taxi.
- All right!

1520
01:32:04,218 --> 01:32:05,550
I got it!

1521
01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:09,887
Oh!

1522
01:32:09,889 --> 01:32:12,289
Take us to the hospital and
I will not sue you!

1523
01:32:13,592 --> 01:32:15,792
Sick.

1524
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:17,360
All right.

1525
01:32:17,362 --> 01:32:18,394
It hurts so much!

1526
01:32:19,764 --> 01:32:21,897
I have to call
my patient and apologize.

1527
01:32:21,899 --> 01:32:22,964
Nope.

1528
01:32:23,967 --> 01:32:25,366
This is not normal!

1529
01:32:25,368 --> 01:32:26,467
Good. Oh God!

1530
01:32:26,469 --> 01:32:28,068
You have opened 10 cm...

1531
01:32:28,070 --> 01:32:31,237
and you have entered the second stage
childbirth, known as the active stage.

1532
01:32:31,239 --> 01:32:34,506
- What?/ - I've been to medical college.
Don't believe it?

1533
01:32:34,508 --> 01:32:35,807
Yes!

1534
01:32:35,809 --> 01:32:37,608
This is coming out, now.

1535
01:32:37,610 --> 01:32:40,543
Get your feet off my chest.

1536
01:32:40,545 --> 01:32:42,444
Coming out soon.
You are the cliché!

1537
01:32:42,446 --> 01:32:45,546
You are a woman about to give birth
in the back seat of the taxi...

1538
01:32:45,548 --> 01:32:48,615
and I'm an Australian warrior-
America will release it!

1539
01:32:48,617 --> 01:32:50,550
- But in a taxi?
- Don't worry, Meg.

1540
01:32:50,552 --> 01:32:53,785
Both my hands and my mouth
already sterilized with vodka.

1541
01:32:53,787 --> 01:32:55,486
- I feel like going out now.
- No, no.

1542
01:32:55,488 --> 01:32:56,753
I will help.

1543
01:32:56,755 --> 01:32:57,887
- Follow my words!
- Hold on!

1544
01:32:57,889 --> 01:32:59,955
We certainly can.

1545
01:32:59,957 --> 01:33:02,357
We certainly can.

1546
01:33:02,359 --> 01:33:03,759
We definitely can, we definitely can.

1547
01:33:05,761 --> 01:33:07,193
It has arrived!

1548
01:33:07,195 --> 01:33:08,894
- Get out.
- Good, open the door.

1549
01:33:08,896 --> 01:33:10,395
- Damn, the door...
- Open the door.

1550
01:33:10,397 --> 01:33:11,719
- Can't open!
- Open the door!

1551
01:33:11,744 --> 01:33:12,996
- Don't want to open!
- The door!

1552
01:33:12,998 --> 01:33:15,198
Wait! The window can be opened.
We just need to...

1553
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,466
what are you doing The door is locked!

1554
01:33:17,468 --> 01:33:19,267
Just open the door!

1555
01:33:19,269 --> 01:33:20,635
The baby wants to come out!

1556
01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:23,070
- Robin!
- Well, we have to help him!

1557
01:33:23,072 --> 01:33:25,272
- You have to help him.
- He will help you.

1558
01:33:25,274 --> 01:33:26,373
- I can't.
- Help him.

1559
01:33:26,375 --> 01:33:27,674
Come on!

1560
01:33:27,676 --> 01:33:29,442
Close your legs tightly.

1561
01:33:29,444 --> 01:33:30,943
Don't let that out!

1562
01:33:32,513 --> 01:33:34,112
Robin, this is why it's locked!

1563
01:33:35,315 --> 01:33:36,981
Come on!

1564
01:33:38,951 --> 01:33:40,250
my wallet

1565
01:33:40,252 --> 01:33:41,169
- No!
- Come in.

1566
01:33:41,194 --> 01:33:42,086
The baby is about to come out!

1567
01:33:42,087 --> 01:33:43,519
We need a wheelchair.

1568
01:33:43,521 --> 01:33:45,248
Oh God. Don't
let it out!

1569
01:33:45,273 --> 01:33:46,788
- It's coming out.
- Do not let.

1570
01:33:46,790 --> 01:33:49,389
- Wait, Meg. Meg!
- I need to decline. It's out.

1571
01:33:49,391 --> 01:33:50,456
Are you coming in?

1572
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,391
You don't need me anymore.

1573
01:33:55,461 --> 01:33:57,561
- Okay.
- Oh, God. Okay.

1574
01:33:57,563 --> 01:33:59,362
- I'm scared.
- I'm here.

1575
01:34:19,481 --> 01:34:20,780
O.

1576
01:34:22,150 --> 01:34:23,649
I contacted him.

1577
01:34:25,486 --> 01:34:29,888
Look, I know you don't want me in
here, but please listen to me, okay?

1578
01:34:30,657 --> 01:34:33,824
You like me. Very.

1579
01:34:33,826 --> 01:34:35,692
Me too.

1580
01:34:35,694 --> 01:34:38,194
And you're crazy. That's a fact.

1581
01:34:38,196 --> 01:34:42,297
Honestly, I think it might be you
It's also crazy when you're not pregnant anymore.

1582
01:34:42,299 --> 01:34:45,900
But I can say that,
because I love you.

1583
01:34:47,904 --> 01:34:49,003
I love you.

1584
01:34:52,508 --> 01:34:54,140
I'll come back later.

1585
01:34:56,677 --> 01:34:59,677
- Thank you for contacting me.
- Don't be complicated.

1586
01:34:59,679 --> 01:35:02,246
Thank You.

1587
01:35:02,248 --> 01:35:05,115
Are you going to meet him or not?

1588
01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:06,797
Woman?

1589
01:35:07,518 --> 01:35:09,084
<i>She's a girl?</i>

1590
01:35:11,822 --> 01:35:14,155
This is little Madeline.

1591
01:35:14,157 --> 01:35:17,224
Oh God, look at you.

1592
01:35:17,226 --> 01:35:19,059
Welcome, darling.

1593
01:35:20,562 --> 01:35:22,161
She is beautiful.

1594
01:35:23,531 --> 01:35:27,266
And I think I love you too.

1595
01:35:27,268 --> 01:35:30,402
I love you very much,
I don't know why I said that.

1596
01:35:30,404 --> 01:35:31,870
I really love you.

1597
01:35:31,872 --> 01:35:34,505
I love you very, very much.

1598
01:35:34,507 --> 01:35:35,906
I mean...

1599
01:35:35,908 --> 01:35:38,775
I really can
deal with all this yourself.

1600
01:35:38,777 --> 01:35:41,510
- I am an independent woman.
- Oh God, seriously?

1601
01:35:41,512 --> 01:35:44,945
But I don't want to. That's right.

1602
01:35:51,219 --> 01:35:52,651
Hi.

1603
01:35:53,492 --> 01:35:55,653
Isn't that what he looks like?
what kind of alien?

1604
01:35:57,089 --> 01:36:00,156
You are an alien
most beautiful in the world

1605
01:38:00,901 --> 01:38:02,000
Hi.

1606
01:38:02,602 --> 01:38:04,401
what do you want

1607
01:38:04,403 --> 01:38:07,570
I want to tell you what I know
I can do many things alone.

1608
01:38:07,572 --> 01:38:11,973
And I can unzip my own shirt,
but I want you to do it for me.

1609
01:38:11,975 --> 01:38:14,709
That sounds very strange.

1610
01:38:14,711 --> 01:38:16,711
I want you to see me
when I unzipped my shirt.

1611
01:38:16,713 --> 01:38:18,746
No, sorry. That
it sounds very sexual.

1612
01:38:18,748 --> 01:38:22,882
That's not what I meant. I mean, I am
I want to unzip my own clothes...

1613
01:38:22,884 --> 01:38:27,051
And I want you beside me,
because you are my friend.

1614
01:38:28,654 --> 01:38:30,620
And I love you.

1615
01:38:30,622 --> 01:38:33,956
And I love you too.

1616
01:38:33,958 --> 01:38:36,692
This is more than
just an ordinary friend.

1617
01:38:36,694 --> 01:38:38,927
I'm so happy you are
feel the same way.

1618
01:38:40,297 --> 01:38:43,197
- Just kidding!
- Oh, God.

1619
01:38:43,199 --> 01:38:46,600
I'll wear you.
But I really love you.

1620
01:38:46,602 --> 01:38:48,134
And I miss you.

1621
01:38:48,136 --> 01:38:51,370
I have experienced times
without Alice, seriously.

1622
01:38:54,308 --> 01:38:56,708
Wait, are you kidding me?
Is this where you live?

1623
01:38:58,078 --> 01:39:03,314
Robin! This is your 45m square room, where is it?
do you keep your clothes on and take a shower sometimes?

1624
01:39:03,816 --> 01:39:05,215
Yes.

1625
01:39:05,217 --> 01:39:07,183
I am very rich.
Have I ever told you?

1626
01:39:07,185 --> 01:39:09,351
Wait. Why do we always
hang out at my place?

1627
01:39:09,353 --> 01:39:11,433
Why do you even have to?
work at a law firm?

1628
01:39:12,388 --> 01:39:14,788
Why is it me?
your shopping all this time?

1629
01:39:15,789 --> 01:39:17,221
Wow.

1630
01:39:17,223 --> 01:39:19,957
Actually, I'm not really
need to work in a law firm.

1631
01:39:19,959 --> 01:39:23,126
I just really like it
hang out with you

1632
01:39:23,128 --> 01:39:25,194
And sleeping 2 people
security guard.

1633
01:39:25,196 --> 01:39:26,728
Why do you have a scooter?

1634
01:39:26,730 --> 01:39:29,997
This is the scooter in my house.
I have one floor of this building.

1635
01:39:29,999 --> 01:39:32,299
I have to do your shopping,
every time we go out.

1636
01:39:32,301 --> 01:39:34,701
But that's the way to do it
you stay rich

1637
01:39:34,903 --> 01:39:37,736
- Oh God!
- You still have a lot to learn from me.

1638
01:39:37,738 --> 01:39:42,106
- I want you to be my adoptive father.
- I will be your adopted sister.

1639
01:39:42,108 --> 01:39:43,841
I remember you didn't
have you had breakfast?

1640
01:39:43,843 --> 01:39:46,009
You ruined it.

1641
01:39:48,213 --> 01:39:51,747
<i>I've been thinking that
when we were single,</i>

1642
01:39:51,749 --> 01:39:55,050
<i>That is the perfect time
to learn to live alone.</i>

1643
01:39:56,653 --> 01:40:00,820
But how good are we?
want to live alone?</i>

1644
01:40:00,822 --> 01:40:04,523
<i>Isn't that dangerous?
when you are comfortable being single,</i>

1645
01:40:04,525 --> 01:40:08,192
<i>until you lose the chance to
with someone very good?</i>

1646
01:40:08,194 --> 01:40:10,060
Hello, hello.

1647
01:40:15,066 --> 01:40:18,567
<i>Some people choose a step
for one step to have a family.</i>

1648
01:40:25,107 --> 01:40:27,407
<i>Some people don't want to
family at all.</i>

1649
01:40:33,246 --> 01:40:35,546
<i>Sometimes, that is
not statistics.</i>

1650
01:40:36,515 --> 01:40:38,848
<i>It's just a relationship.</i>

1651
01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:43,284
<i>And sometimes, just because
the relationship is over...</i>

1652
01:40:43,286 --> 01:40:46,386
<i>doesn't mean love also ends.</i>

1653
01:40:48,356 --> 01:40:51,556
Dad wants to tell
you about your mom

1654
01:40:52,992 --> 01:40:55,292
He was sick when
you are still young...

1655
01:40:55,294 --> 01:41:00,163
and dad didn't want to say it
because dad still misses him.

1656
01:41:00,899 --> 01:41:02,164
Every day.

1657
01:41:03,767 --> 01:41:07,267
But now, we have to
talk about him.

1658
01:41:07,936 --> 01:41:09,201
Who is that?

1659
01:41:09,570 --> 01:41:11,002
I am.

1660
01:41:11,004 --> 01:41:13,537
- Who is that?
- Mom.

1661
01:41:13,539 --> 01:41:15,305
Yes.

1662
01:41:15,307 --> 01:41:17,607
Lots of great memories here.

1663
01:41:22,346 --> 01:41:24,512
Dad wants to show
you are something

1664
01:42:16,422 --> 01:42:18,555
Now I know why
I don't want to sing it.

1665
01:42:18,557 --> 01:42:19,689
Why?

1666
01:42:19,691 --> 01:42:23,693
Because father's voice is very bad.

1667
01:42:23,695 --> 01:42:26,896
what do you mean
Dad's voice was very good.

1668
01:42:26,898 --> 01:42:32,101
<i>The thing about being single is
you have to appreciate that.</i>

1669
01:42:32,103 --> 01:42:37,105
<i>Because in a week
or a lifetime of solitude,</i>

1670
01:42:37,107 --> 01:42:39,607
<i>you might just
get a moment.</i>

1671
01:42:44,112 --> 01:42:49,315
<i>A moment where you are not bound
relationship with anyone.</i>

1672
01:42:49,317 --> 01:42:53,285
<i>I don't know if it's a parent, an animal
pets, siblings, friends.</i>

1673
01:43:02,428 --> 01:43:05,529
<i>A time where
you stand alone.</i>

1674
01:43:09,401 --> 01:43:11,901
<i>Really single.</i>

1675
01:43:20,611 --> 01:43:21,743
<i>Then...</i>

1676
01:43:25,548 --> 01:43:27,346
<i>It will disappear.</i>

1677
01:43:28,466 --> 01:43:33,466
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