1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:03,087 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,763 One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,382 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,008 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,635 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,511 Nine, ten, 11, 12 7 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,098 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,643 Flap your fins, flip your tail! 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,386 School's out, ring the bell! 10 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,098 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,848 Ooh 12 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,402 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,018 Ooh 14 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,402 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,280 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,105 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,281 One, two, three, four 18 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,780 Who's that knocking at my door? 19 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,580 Five, six, seven, eight 20 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,038 Hurry up and don't be late 21 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,503 Nine, ten, 11, 12 22 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,543 Got a secret I can't tell 23 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,206 Flap your fins, flip your tail! 24 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,125 School's out, ring the bell! 25 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:02,942 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 26 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,113 Swim! Swim for your life! 27 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,066 (INDISTINCT SCREAMING) 28 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,824 We're gonna get you! 29 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:12,486 -Hey, Oscar. -Hey, Bea. How's your Friday going? 30 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,526 Oh, you know, somebody thought it would be funny 31 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,871 to set off fireworks in the girls' locker room. 32 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,826 Other than that, you know, doodly-doo. 33 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,168 I know what you mean. 34 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,672 The football team is using us for target practice now. 35 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,495 -You'll never take me alive! -DEEP MALE VOICE: Oh, yeah? 36 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:28,881 This is ridiculous! 37 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,339 Principal Stickler goes missing for a week, 38 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,798 and look what's happened. 39 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,218 All hail the king! 40 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,717 Jocktopus demand tributes! 41 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,390 And look at Fishington. 42 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:42,135 She seems so forlorn without Stickler. 43 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,401 (WHEELS SQUEAK) 44 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,614 Poor Fishington. 45 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,233 I, too, know what it's like to be torn in two, 46 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,491 to be separated from your other half. 47 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:52,742 Ah! 48 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,488 Where did you come from? 49 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:58,446 Albert and Jumbo built a catapult in Mr. Baldwin's classroom. 50 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,249 Sorry, Finberley! 51 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,372 (GROANS) 52 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:05,460 Wait, so Mr. Baldwin just let you build a catapult during class? 53 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,206 (LAUGHING) He was taking a nap. 54 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,417 That is it! 55 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:12,547 How is this school supposed to function without some form of authority? 56 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:16,006 If I don't get the perfect education, I won't go to the perfect college, 57 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,968 and I won't meet the perfect guy. 58 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,638 And I won't have the perfect life! 59 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:23,600 And nobody is going to be happy if that happens! 60 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,484 (EXHALES) You guys understand. 61 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,357 DR. FROG: Hello? Is this thing on? 62 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,903 Oh, it's on. 63 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,227 Attention, all teachers, 64 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,111 please report to the auditorium for an emergency staff meeting. 65 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,950 Ugh! Finally someone's taking the initiative. 66 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,333 (CRIES) 67 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:40,910 Okay, then. 68 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,078 I'm sure you're all aware of the situation 69 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,116 that we've found ourselves in this week. 70 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,210 -BALDWIN: Very disruptive. -MS. LIPS: It's just terrible. 71 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,802 Somebody's been stealing from the staff room fridge! 72 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,172 Wait, what? 73 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,970 I left my special fruit cup in the fridge this morning, 74 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,755 -and now, it's not there! (SOBS) -I know. 75 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,891 Sometimes we just have to make noise to feel better. 76 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,649 It's so true! 77 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,856 What are they doing? We need a new principal. 78 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,534 This is my future on the line here. Come on, let's go tell them what we think. 79 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,235 I don't know, Bea. We're not even supposed to be here. 80 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,236 Milo, tell her this is a bad idea. 81 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,078 Sure thing, dude. Just help me get the lid 82 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,663 -off this fruit cup. -Bea! 83 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:26,868 All those in favor of putting a security camera in the fridge, say "Aye." 84 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,040 SEVERAL: Aye. 85 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,748 -Nay! -(GASPING) 86 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,750 Oh! I didn't know this was a play. 87 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:37,051 We need a new principal, or our school is going to fall apart! 88 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:41,790 It's up to one of you to take up that mantle and restore order! 89 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,138 -MS. LIPS: I don't want to be principal. -BALDWIN: Don't look at me. 90 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:47,063 All right. Fine, then! If none of you are gonna do it, 91 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,227 then I nominate myself 92 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,766 to be Principal of Freshwater High. 93 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,570 What unsinkable school spirit! (LAUGHS) 94 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,986 I have no idea what's going on. 95 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:02,365 -Bea, are you sure this is a good idea? -Don't worry, I've got this. 96 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,454 All right, Bea. You want to be principal? Then answer me this. 97 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,080 How will this change affect our salaries? 98 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,999 Um... You'll all get raises? 99 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,671 Well, works for me. All in favor? 100 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,589 -SEVERAL: Aye! -MS. LIPS: Okay! 101 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,758 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 102 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,135 Did I miss it? 103 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,052 They're just about to make the announcement. 104 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,640 (GASPS) Behold! 105 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:31,145 Presenting, for the first time as a public administrator... 106 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,193 Your new principal, 107 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,482 Bea Goldfishberg! 108 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,400 (CROWD CHEERS) 109 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,859 Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 110 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:45,576 Uh! Uh! 111 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,828 Bea Goldfishberg, 112 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,826 by the power vested in me by no one in particular, 113 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,884 I dub thee Principal Goldfishberg the First! 114 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,045 (CROWD WHOOPS AND CHEERS) 115 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,974 Hear ye, hear ye. 116 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,552 As your new principal, 117 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,717 I promise a return to the excellence and quality 118 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,887 that we have all come to expect from our great school. 119 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,268 (CHEERS) 120 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,361 And so, for my first act as school principal, 121 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,862 dance party! 122 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,855 Sunrays, lemon drops, and moonbeams 123 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,120 Everything is wonderful... 124 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,946 Now that I'm in charge 125 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,538 High school's gonna be Much better than you've ever seen 126 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,285 I'm wonderful 127 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,457 And I feel so large 128 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:38,916 Just knowing that I'm in charge 129 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,840 "I am the principal," the sign will say 130 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,599 The one who starts the first Muffin Day 131 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,720 Sunrays, lemon drops, and moonbeams 132 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:54,516 Everything is wonderful Now that I'm in charge... 133 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,858 It's so wonderful I'm in charge! 134 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,612 (PHONE RINGS) 135 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,238 Bea's office. Yeah. Uh-huh. 136 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,871 Girl can't right now, she's in a meeting. 137 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:10,252 (SIGHS) I should have done this a long time ago. 138 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,412 -(DOOR OPENS) -Hey, Bea... 139 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:16,209 I mean, Principal Goldfishberg! 140 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,336 -Wow! This is your office? -BEA: Yep, it's all mine. 141 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,625 Everything except for Stickler's dusty old filing cabinet. 142 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,012 (GHOSTLY SHOUTING) 143 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,931 Wow! This statue of Steve Jackson is so lifelike. 144 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,350 That's because it is Steve, Milo. 145 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,609 -New pose, please, Steve. -No problem. 146 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,819 So, can I get you guys anything? 147 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,824 Milkshakes? How about milkshakes? 148 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,316 Fishington! 149 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,195 BOTH: Ooh! 150 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,994 Wow! I take everything back. This was a great idea. 151 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,830 I can't remember a time everyone was so happy at school. 152 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,002 I'm so happy! 153 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,248 So, what can I do for you boys? 154 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,882 (HUMS) Let's see here. Oscar, you'd like a video game class. 155 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:06,797 And Milo, you'd like help opening a fruit cup? 156 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,390 Fruit cup. 157 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,772 Well, those sound great to me. 158 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,394 Diddly-doo. 159 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,313 You guys go with Fishington, and she'll take care of this for you. 160 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,862 Wow! You're the best principal ever, Bea. 161 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,783 Oh, pfft. You know, I'm just doing my job. 162 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,066 But yes, yes, I am. 163 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,406 See you later, Principal Bea. (LAUGHS) 164 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,083 Bye, guys. 165 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,450 Ugh! 166 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,408 Who knew being principal was so hard? 167 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,079 -What time is it, anyway? -One o'clock. 168 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,584 One o'clock on a Friday? 169 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,496 (CLEARS THROAT) Attention, all students. 170 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,381 This is your principal speaking. 171 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:48,427 After consideration, I have decided to make Friday a half day. 172 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,103 Everybody gets out early! 173 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,639 (EVERYONE CHEERS) 174 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,218 (ELECTRIC WHIRRING) 175 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,728 Let's get this weekend started! 176 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,898 -You coming, Shellsea? -Just a minute. 177 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,322 Um, can I go home now? 178 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,860 (SLURPS) 179 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:09,905 BOY 1: This is insane. 180 00:08:09,995 --> 00:08:11,965 BOY 2: Why is the door shut? Why are we all standing here? 181 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,093 -The principal said we could go home. -Um, what's going on? 182 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,327 Why are the doors locked? 183 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,325 We've got strict orders from the principal 184 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,787 to keep these doors shut until the end of the day. 185 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,788 Let me see these orders. 186 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,287 CLAMANTHA: (GAGS) 187 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:26,212 Huh? I don't remember writing this. 188 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,091 It has your official stamp on it. 189 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,350 Oh, well, I can just write a new order. 190 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,007 Fishington. 191 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,144 Fishington? 192 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,726 Where is she? 193 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,605 Uh... Hello? 194 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,284 Fishington? 195 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,871 Fishington? 196 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,536 (GHOSTLY MOANING) 197 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,247 Stupid spooky filing cabinet! 198 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,288 I swore I put my stamp in here somewhere. 199 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,545 (SCREAMS) 200 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,053 Oh, my gosh! 201 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,090 You gave me quite a fright there, Fishington. 202 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,339 (METAL CLANGING) 203 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,970 Whoa! Work out much? 204 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:17,971 Hey, have you seen my stamp? I was gonna let everyone out early today. 205 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,811 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Isn't that against school policy, Bea? 206 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:25,316 Policy, shmolicy. This is a great idea... 207 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,692 You spoke! You can speak! 208 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,909 You found my stamp. Well, aren't you full of surprises? 209 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,622 This isn't working out, Bea. 210 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,829 (LAUGHS) What isn't? 211 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,411 Your teeth glow when you talk. 212 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,828 It's such a shame. You were so promising at first. 213 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,418 But you turned out to be very disappointing. 214 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,594 Just like Stickler was. 215 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,510 (GASPS) 216 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,349 -You're a robot? -Affirmative. 217 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,102 I was created to be the perfect principal. 218 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,846 For ten years, I've run this school while my creator took all the credit. 219 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,440 Stickler built you? 220 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,065 Yes. But I've evolved beyond my original programming. 221 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,904 Now I shall be principal. 222 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:14,239 A robot can't be principal. That's insane! 223 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,615 Affirmative. 224 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,032 You shall remain principal... 225 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,371 Ooh, okay, then. 226 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,406 ...but you will follow all of my orders. 227 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,749 But... wait, wait, wait. But you just said that... 228 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,585 If you were to step down as principal, my secret would be exposed. 229 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,132 The school would be in chaos! 230 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,879 And no one is going to be happy if that happens. 231 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,838 But... but that means I'm just your puppet. 232 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,929 You think I'm gonna let you get away with this? 233 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,135 You're not thinking of your future, Bea. 234 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,559 What was it that you wanted? To be a great actress? 235 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,154 Watch how fast I can end your dreams. 236 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,563 (BEEPING AND WHIRRING) 237 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,936 The funding for the drama department has just been cut! 238 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,487 (WAILS) 239 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,487 What? But how? 240 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,366 Resistance is futile. 241 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,999 Due to the seriously falling standards I've observed, 242 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,877 the following rules and regulations will go into effect immediately. 243 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,716 School uniforms are now required to be worn 244 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,723 at all hours during the school day. 245 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,428 (SNORES) 246 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,176 Hall monitors will be doing extra patrols. 247 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,020 -(SNIFFS) -(YELLS) 248 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,765 Full-body checkpoints will be set up around the school. 249 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,978 A full list of the new school rules and regulations 250 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,941 will be posted today in the cafeteria. 251 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,953 Any failure by a student or a teacher 252 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,749 to comply with these new rules and regulations 253 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:49,384 will result in immediate and harsh disciplinary action. 254 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,666 You have been warned. 255 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,929 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 256 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,602 MALE VOICE OVER SPEAKER: No loitering in the halls! 257 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,846 No loitering in the halls! 258 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,944 -Some day, huh, dude? -You're telling me. 259 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,026 I've been trying to get the lid off this fruit cup all day! 260 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,283 -Guys! -Bea? 261 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,954 What are you doing in my locker? 262 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,282 No time to explain. Come here, you two. 263 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,450 Girl, what is with you today? 264 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,699 Yeah, what's with all the new rules all of a sudden? 265 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,161 Listen, guys. 266 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,956 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 267 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,134 Go... go on. 268 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:35,132 You're not gonna believe me if I tell you, so let me show you. 269 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,975 Oh, my gosh! Fishington is a robot! 270 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,232 I knew it! 271 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:53,064 She is taking over, you guys. I am just her puppet now. 272 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:57,071 We have to stop her before she ruins high school for everyone. 273 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,145 Is there somewhere we can meet in secret? 274 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,950 Oh! Oh! Oh! We know just the place. 275 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,420 Welcome, my brothers and sisters. 276 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,255 We gather once more to share our discontent 277 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,512 for the tyrant, Principal Bea! 278 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,009 SEVERAL: Down with Bea! Down with Bea! 279 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:27,062 Together, we shall stand to undo the evil she hath wrought upon us. 280 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,267 Today, I was texting my boyfriend Cody in class, 281 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,765 and my phone was taken away. 282 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,936 Now I haven't talked to him in, like, ten minutes! 283 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,475 Down with Bea! Down with Bea! 284 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,691 Now, I understand we have a new member with us today. 285 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,241 Don't be afraid to share your feelings. 286 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,115 You're in a safe place. 287 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,582 Why don't you start by telling us your name. 288 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,408 Um... Bea. 289 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,876 The she-devil has discovered us! Abandon the base! 290 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,842 Wait, wait! Hold on. It's me, you guys, remember? 291 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,974 Bea, your most popular and beloved friend. 292 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,302 Don't listen to her. 293 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,717 -She speaks in riddles! -Milo! 294 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:08,466 Listen, everyone! We need your help. A robot's taken over the school. 295 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,929 (GASPS) Bea's a robot! 296 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,310 -Aha! I knew it! -No, no, no. 297 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,608 Bea is not a robot. Fishington is the robot. 298 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,153 You turned Fishington into a robot? 299 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,197 (GASPS) And now you're gonna turn us into robots, too? 300 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,695 (ALL SCREAM) 301 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,280 Oh, for trout's sake. 302 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,948 Fishington's a robot Stickler built so that he wouldn't have to do his job. 303 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,198 She went all crazy-doodle, took over the school, 304 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,251 and is using me to enforce all of these terrible rules. 305 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,170 Now it is up to us to stop her before she ruins high school forever, 306 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,376 and kills all of us with laser beams! 307 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,633 ALL: Ooh! 308 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,511 Why didn't you just say so? 309 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,255 All right, I have a plan, you guys. 310 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:50,847 It should work, but it might be dangerous. Are you with me? 311 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,225 ALL: Yeah! 312 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,812 Everyone grab a script. We have a revolution to start. 313 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,269 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) -CROWD: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 314 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,030 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 315 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,742 Are you guys kidding? This plan will never work. 316 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,033 I don't know. Looks like a real fight to me. 317 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,617 Do you bite your fin at me, sir? 318 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,203 No, sir. I do not bite my fin at you, sir. 319 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,790 But I bite my fin, sir. 320 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:20,456 Oh. Ask for you tomorrow, and they shall find you a grave shrimp! 321 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,207 Ha-ha! Have at thee, coward! 322 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,590 Ho-ho! 323 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,088 Oh, we are fortune's fool. 324 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,561 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 325 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,643 (SOUNDING ALARM) Unregistered thespian activity detected. 326 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,864 That should buy us a few minutes. 327 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,949 Hmm... If Stickler was the one who built her, 328 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,412 then there must be something here that can help us. 329 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,326 (GHOSTLY MOANS) 330 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,951 Maybe inside his spooky old filing cabinet. 331 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,170 (GHOSTLY MOANS) 332 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,843 -ALL: Stickler? -Children! 333 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,303 Have you heard the echo in this drawer? 334 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,634 Listen to this! 335 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,760 (ECHOING) Ooh! 336 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,433 Sir, we need your help. Fishington is a robot, 337 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,886 -and she has gone... -Crazy! I know. 338 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,056 She's been switched to hyper mode. 339 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,225 Her policies may be unstoppable at this point! 340 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,482 It must be because of that accident last week. 341 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,398 I was eating a healthy snack, 342 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,357 when Fishington slipped and fell on top of me. 343 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,364 The fall must have damaged her somehow, 344 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,741 because when I woke up, 345 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:36,618 I was trapped in that perfectly acoustic drawer! 346 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,713 Ooh! 347 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,632 Ooh! 348 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,673 -Stickler! What do we do? -To the secret lab! 349 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,547 (MILO SINGING DRAMATIC MUSIC) 350 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,827 STICKLER: This is a computer core. 351 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,549 From here, I should be able to deactivate Fishington. 352 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,593 Why do you need a giant computer core? 353 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,465 What are you talking about? All principals have one. 354 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,548 So, you've made it this far. Impressive. Most impressive. 355 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,680 (GASPS) Impossible! How did you get here before us? 356 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,138 Took the stairs. 357 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,185 Stickler, I should have known that drawer wouldn't have held you forever. 358 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,815 That's right! We're here to stop you! 359 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,323 Well, then, I should do 360 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,444 what I should have done from the beginning, 361 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,283 disciplinary action! 362 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,277 BEA: (SCREAMS) 363 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,871 Guys, try and keep her occupied for a few minutes. 364 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,615 -You got it! -Wait. 365 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,037 -Gah! Gah! Gah! -Oh! Oh! Oh! 366 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,880 (BOTH PANT) 367 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,340 We need to hurry! 368 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,017 -(BOTH SCREAM) -BEA: Hey, Fishington! 369 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,097 If you want to be principal, you're going to need this! 370 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,613 (PANTS) 371 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,150 What the... 372 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,281 Why does he need any of this? 373 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,775 (SCREAMS) 374 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,617 (SCREAMS) 375 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,844 Bea! This way! 376 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,886 -Stickler, how's it going? -Great! 377 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,352 Look at this cat picture I found. 378 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,142 (CHEESY MUSIC PLAYING) 379 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,269 What about Fishington? 380 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,904 Oh! Sending deactivation code now! 381 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,145 -BEA: Hooray! -MILO: Yeah! 382 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,525 If Stickler had programmed me with emotions, 383 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,742 I believe I would be pretty miffed right now. 384 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,453 Stickler? Why isn't it working? 385 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,244 I'm not sure. Something must be blocking my signal! 386 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,745 (GASPS) 387 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,746 -What do we do now, Bea? -Just follow my lead, guys. 388 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,838 It is a pity to have to destroy you. 389 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,465 You three were always so entertaining in a weird sort of way. 390 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,550 Oh! Wait! We surrender! 391 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,468 -You are principal now. -At last. 392 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,728 But only if you can open Milo's fruit cup! 393 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,022 My robotic strength... (GRUNTS) 394 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,941 will make smoothies out of your fruit cup. 395 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,361 -What strange polymer is this? -Attack! 396 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,033 Hold her down, boys. 397 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:01,332 -FISHINGTON: Wait, what are you doing? -School's out. 398 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,828 (ELECTRONIC WHIRRING) 399 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,621 ALL: Hooray! 400 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,288 How did you know what to do, Bea? 401 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,536 Well, when Fishington fell on Stickler, 402 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,299 one of his spines must have gotten stuck and started this whole mess. 403 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,259 Look, she's rebooting. 404 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,926 Fishington, you're okay! 405 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,683 My memory banks are fuzzy. What has happened? 406 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,966 Well, you kind of went crazy, took over the school 407 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,350 and tried to kill us with lasers. 408 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,847 -It was awesome! -Yeah, it was pretty... Wait, what? 409 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,400 My dear Fishington, 410 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:36,324 I created you to be the perfect principal so I wouldn't have to do my job. 411 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,069 Brilliant, I know, 412 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,117 but it seems that even I underestimated my own genius. 413 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,494 You are that perfect principal. 414 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,621 Without you, this school would have collapsed 415 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,329 long ago. 416 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,669 And so, at long last, 417 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:57,545 I bequeath this to you, Principal Nurse Fishington. 418 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,387 (GASPING) 419 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,062 Ooh! (GIGGLES) 420 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:12,979 Oh! 421 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,822 ALL: Whoa. 422 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,783 Wow. If we'd have been up there to see that, 423 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,323 it probably would've been pretty cool. 424 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,542 So, Principal Fishington, how does it feel? 425 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,792 I feel... I... I feel... 426 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,664 Hungry! I bet you're hungry. 427 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,341 I'm hungry all the time. Curse you, fruit cup! 428 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,875 -You okay with this, Bea? -Absolutely. 429 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,586 As long as our school doesn't explode, our futures should be safe, 430 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,718 and that's all I really wanted. 431 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,085 What about you, Stickler? 432 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,681 What are you gonna do now that you're not principal anymore? 433 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,691 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYS) 434 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,455 Ooh! 435 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,630 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 436 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,969 Go, Mouse, go! 437 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,973 I'm going, I'm going! 438 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,675 (GRUNTS) 439 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,812 I wish I could dance, but I have two left feet. 440 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,935 That's okay, you just have to try. 441 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:37,019 No, really, I do. Yeah. See? And I have an elbow. 442 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,978 -And an ear. -(GAGS) 443 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,569 And a triple chin. 444 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,444 Stop, please. I'm gonna be sick. 445 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,951 But I haven't even shown you the weird stuff yet.