1 00:00:07,385 --> 00:00:09,593 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:18,095 --> 00:00:19,733 ( Knocking at door ) 3 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:23,078 - Hi. - Good evening. 4 00:00:23,112 --> 00:00:24,517 ( Laughs ) 5 00:00:25,689 --> 00:00:27,995 - I'm running a little late. - Okay. 6 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:29,434 I need five minutes. 7 00:00:29,468 --> 00:00:31,272 Man on tv: Welcome, designers! 8 00:00:31,306 --> 00:00:34,986 You've heard the expression "she'd even look great in a potato sack"? 9 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,761 Well, you're going to prove that point with this challenge. 10 00:00:37,797 --> 00:00:42,374 You will be creating a party-worthy look out of burlap... 11 00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:47,993 - Oh. - Hi. 12 00:00:48,027 --> 00:00:50,433 - Hi. - My name is Greg. 13 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,936 - Is it? - Yes. 14 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:53,441 - My name is Larry. - Hi. 15 00:00:53,475 --> 00:00:54,878 A great pleasure to meet you. 16 00:00:54,913 --> 00:00:57,485 - Oh, thank you. - You're very welcome. 17 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,528 - So what are you drawing? - Oh, I'm just doodling. 18 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:03,234 That's a Hitler mustache. That's Hitler hair. 19 00:01:03,268 --> 00:01:06,408 - What's a Hitler? - Hitler was a bad man. 20 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:08,615 - A bad man? - A very bad man. 21 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:10,654 - Oh my God. - Yes, he started a war. 22 00:01:10,688 --> 00:01:14,163 He didn't-- He didn't really care for Jews. 23 00:01:14,197 --> 00:01:16,167 He thought they were a bit much. 24 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,674 ( Scoffs ) I would kick his butt. 25 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:20,211 - Would you? - Yes. 26 00:01:20,245 --> 00:01:22,717 Good for you. What-- What are you watching in there? 27 00:01:22,752 --> 00:01:24,890 "Project Runway." 28 00:01:24,925 --> 00:01:27,062 - Good show. - And what do you like about it? 29 00:01:27,096 --> 00:01:29,702 The fashion! 30 00:01:29,736 --> 00:01:31,908 It's like the best show ever. 31 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:34,981 - You like fashion? - Yes, I do. 32 00:01:35,015 --> 00:01:37,321 Hmm. 33 00:01:37,354 --> 00:01:39,291 Ooh, what's that right there? 34 00:01:39,326 --> 00:01:41,965 Oh, that's called a swastika. 35 00:01:41,999 --> 00:01:44,704 I like how the lines just go straight 36 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:46,375 and then up and then down 37 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,515 and then straight and then up and then down. 38 00:01:48,548 --> 00:01:50,050 It's beautiful. 39 00:01:50,085 --> 00:01:54,061 My birthday's coming up in a week, so can you get me one? 40 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:56,099 - A swastika? - Yeah. 41 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:58,369 Uh, I-- I don't know, Greg. I'll have to think about that. 42 00:01:58,404 --> 00:02:00,208 They should start selling them 43 00:02:00,242 --> 00:02:02,145 in every gift shop in New York City. 44 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:04,016 I don't think Jews would like that. 45 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:06,655 Get a life, Jews! 46 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:09,327 Hmm. Yeah. 47 00:02:09,361 --> 00:02:10,831 Okay. 48 00:02:10,866 --> 00:02:13,036 Uh, is your mom ready? 49 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,806 Okay, sweetie, Nana's waiting for you. 50 00:02:14,841 --> 00:02:16,944 - She's gonna give you a bath, okay? - Okay. 51 00:02:16,978 --> 00:02:19,986 - Okay. - Take good care of her. Bye. 52 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,488 ( Laughs ) Thanks. 53 00:02:21,523 --> 00:02:23,192 He's something else, isn't he? 54 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,397 - That's an understatement. - Aw. 55 00:02:25,431 --> 00:02:26,901 - So, are you ready? - Ready. 56 00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:29,472 So Susie tells me you're quite a piano player. 57 00:02:29,506 --> 00:02:31,310 Oh. Eh, I don't know. 58 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:33,682 It's background, so don't get your hopes up too high. 59 00:02:33,717 --> 00:02:36,421 - What do you mean it's just in the background? - No, you'll see. 60 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:38,725 ( Piano music playing ) 61 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,867 ( Loud chatter ) 62 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:48,714 Hey. Shh! Come on. 63 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,688 A pianist is playing up there. 64 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:54,628 She's playing. 65 00:02:54,662 --> 00:02:57,000 - ( Chatter continues ) - Larry: Hey, shh! Quiet. 66 00:02:57,034 --> 00:03:00,106 So rude. Unbelievable. 67 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,988 How are you doing? My assistant called. Table for three. 68 00:03:09,161 --> 00:03:11,899 - Hey, it's Larry. I'm gonna go say hi. - Man: Okay. 69 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,706 - What's up? - Larry: Hey. Hey, Mike. 70 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:16,811 - I hear we're neighbors now. - Yeah. 71 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:18,849 You live downstairs. You got the place downstairs. 72 00:03:18,883 --> 00:03:20,519 Yeah yeah, shh. Try and keep it down. She's-- 73 00:03:20,552 --> 00:03:22,857 - Sorry? - She's playing. Shh. 74 00:03:22,891 --> 00:03:25,596 But she's-- It's background music. 75 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:27,666 Yeah, I know, but still, just try and keep it down. 76 00:03:27,701 --> 00:03:30,006 - Wait, you know her? - I'm dating her. 77 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,309 - Oh, you're dating her? - Yes. Shh! 78 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:34,948 It's not Carnegie Hall. It's just a bar. 79 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,919 - I know, but it's rude to talk, that's all. - Okay, all right. 80 00:03:37,953 --> 00:03:40,424 - Well, see you around the building. - I'll talk to you later. 81 00:03:40,456 --> 00:03:42,025 See ya later. 82 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:43,762 What were you saying about the frog? 83 00:03:43,796 --> 00:03:47,433 There was an inflatable frog that came out of a French restaurant in Vegas. 84 00:03:49,071 --> 00:03:51,007 You're getting one of those foofy drinks, right? 85 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,777 No, I'm gonna go with straight Tequila. 86 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:56,015 Hey, Fox. Fox! Fox! 87 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:58,753 Shh! Come on. 88 00:03:58,787 --> 00:04:02,126 - She's playing. - Yeah. 89 00:04:03,094 --> 00:04:05,899 ( Piano flourish ) 90 00:04:07,302 --> 00:04:10,105 ( Scattered applause ) 91 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,011 Larry: Yeah, clap. 92 00:04:15,149 --> 00:04:17,117 I don't know how you do it. I really don't. 93 00:04:17,152 --> 00:04:19,187 It's atmosphere. It's a nice setting. 94 00:04:19,223 --> 00:04:22,895 - I'm really glad you're here. - I found it really annoying. 95 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,234 - Hey, you got to know Greg a little bit. - Yeah, I did. 96 00:04:26,268 --> 00:04:28,838 He's quite a-- Quite a young man. 97 00:04:28,872 --> 00:04:32,011 He's really like one of my favorite people in the world, obviously. 98 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:36,150 Yeah. Well, I mean it must be very... 99 00:04:36,184 --> 00:04:39,289 You know, challenging to have a son like that. 100 00:04:39,323 --> 00:04:41,091 You know, I signed up for single motherhood. 101 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:44,663 It's not like a big-- to me that's part of the deal, you know. 102 00:04:44,697 --> 00:04:46,633 No, but I mean, 103 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:49,504 you know, his being so... 104 00:04:49,538 --> 00:04:51,007 Flamboyant. 105 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,346 I think the fact that he can sort of sell a song and-- 106 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,016 I don't know where he gets it. There's nobody like him. 107 00:04:58,051 --> 00:05:00,921 It makes him really special and unique and different. 108 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:02,423 Okay. 109 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,661 His birthday's next week. 110 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,296 We're probably gonna have a party. 111 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:08,332 You're welcome to come. Probably just like a little family thing. 112 00:05:08,366 --> 00:05:10,737 - No, I don't wanna go. - Oh. 113 00:05:10,772 --> 00:05:14,676 A kid's birthday party-- Nah, I'm not that guy. 114 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,513 I guess it'd be kind of boring. 115 00:05:16,547 --> 00:05:17,981 - Hey, you know what? - What? 116 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,617 I'll buy him a birthday gift. How about that? 117 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,988 Larry, that would be so great. 118 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,726 - If it helps with the sex, of course. - It will help with the sex. 119 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,262 Then I get him a present. What's the debate? 120 00:05:27,298 --> 00:05:29,032 Yeah, there's no debate whatsoever. 121 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,869 Of course, what do you-- 122 00:05:30,904 --> 00:05:32,805 What do you get a kid like that? 123 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,343 He loves everything. You met him. 124 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,845 Can't get him a baseball. 125 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,514 Sure you can. Don't worry about it. 126 00:05:38,548 --> 00:05:40,485 - Can't get him a football. - Why not? 127 00:05:40,519 --> 00:05:43,824 Anything-- It can be anything. Just get him whatever. 128 00:05:54,007 --> 00:05:56,243 - Did you see that? - It was Michael J. Fox. 129 00:05:56,278 --> 00:05:59,547 Yes. See that kind of head shake he just gave me? 130 00:05:59,581 --> 00:06:01,917 He's upset because I shushed him earlier. 131 00:06:01,952 --> 00:06:03,721 You know he has a condition. 132 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:06,023 - He shakes. - Yeah, you're right. 133 00:06:06,058 --> 00:06:07,860 Maybe it was a Parkinson's shake. 134 00:06:07,895 --> 00:06:09,930 It could have been a Parkinson's shake. 135 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:11,867 So... 136 00:06:11,901 --> 00:06:15,405 Was it pissed or Parkinson's? I don't know. 137 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,943 I don't think that it's the kind of question that you can ask him. 138 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,711 No. He lives right upstairs from me. 139 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,548 - This could get awkward. - Oh. 140 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,818 Maybe just say "I'm sorry I shushed you." 141 00:06:23,852 --> 00:06:27,924 Yeah, okay. Good idea. 142 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,127 ( Elevator dings ) 143 00:06:46,957 --> 00:06:49,059 ( Scoffs ) 144 00:06:50,296 --> 00:06:52,631 - I'm sorry? - No no. 145 00:06:52,665 --> 00:06:54,401 It's just, you know, you hit two floors 146 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:56,770 and I'm in a little bit of a rush, that's all. 147 00:06:56,804 --> 00:06:59,776 What a terrible inconvenience. My God, I'm so sorry. 148 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:03,482 Well, as a matter of fact it is a little bit of an inconvenience, yes. 149 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:05,518 You don't know where I'm going. I'm in a little bit of a rush. 150 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:07,688 I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time. 151 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:09,991 - It's not really about the 12 seconds, is it? - What is it? 152 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:11,594 It's about the fact that you hit two buttons. 153 00:07:11,629 --> 00:07:13,195 Who doesn't know what floor they're getting off on? 154 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:15,032 I decided to go someplace else. 155 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:17,703 I realize that that's illegal in your little world, isn't it? 156 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,406 When you realized you'd hit the wrong floor, 157 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,843 - you just get off on 31, go up to 32. - Oh really? 158 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:23,947 - Take the stairs. - Suppose I wanted to go to 40. 159 00:07:23,982 --> 00:07:25,982 You mean because it's one flight now-- 160 00:07:26,018 --> 00:07:29,455 - You wanna go to 40 as well? - No, I'm saying what if I did wanna go to 40? 161 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,059 Why don't you go to 40? There you go. 162 00:07:31,093 --> 00:07:33,863 Now you're going to 40 as well. You wanna go to 33, 34? 163 00:07:33,897 --> 00:07:36,835 - How about that, huh? - I think I wanna go to 36 too. 164 00:07:36,869 --> 00:07:38,370 All right. I changed my mind. 165 00:07:38,405 --> 00:07:40,707 - I think I'm gonna go to 36 and 37. - Good good. 166 00:07:40,741 --> 00:07:43,146 - You know what? I changed my mind again. - I think I'll go to 39. 167 00:07:43,181 --> 00:07:45,617 - Why don't I go to 43? - I'll go to 40. I'll go to 42. 168 00:07:45,651 --> 00:07:47,887 - Oh my goodness, look. - There you go. 169 00:07:47,922 --> 00:07:49,924 Terrific! Now we're going to every floor. 170 00:07:49,958 --> 00:07:51,627 Yeah, enjoy that ride up to 44. 171 00:07:51,661 --> 00:07:54,298 31-- I think I'll get out here and take the stairs. 172 00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:55,832 - Yeah. - Enjoy your ride. 173 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,968 Enjoy the walk! 174 00:08:00,674 --> 00:08:02,609 Larry: Anyway, I just wanted to tell you 175 00:08:02,643 --> 00:08:05,381 that I hope you weren't upset about the shushing, 176 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,883 because a lot of people think-- 177 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:08,887 I'm not gonna lie to you-- Nobody likes to be shushed. 178 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,390 Yeah, nobody likes to be shushed. 179 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:13,592 - My kids-- I don't shush my kids. - Exactly, exactly, yeah. 180 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,795 Because I did notice before you left 181 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,062 you were looking at me and you kind of, 182 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,629 you know, shook your head. 183 00:08:20,664 --> 00:08:22,131 Uh, yeah, my head shakes, Larry. 184 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:25,171 I have Parkinson's. I-- I'm a head-shaking fool. 185 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,942 - I always shake. - So you're saying it was a Parkinson's shake. 186 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,077 Yeah, it wasn't a Larry's shake. 187 00:08:30,112 --> 00:08:32,014 Got it. Okay. 188 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:33,784 But she was playing background music. 189 00:08:33,819 --> 00:08:37,325 It was not a performance. I mean, per se. 190 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:39,226 To me it's a little rude. 191 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:41,264 If I went to see one of your movies 192 00:08:41,298 --> 00:08:43,969 and I was talking, you probably wouldn't like it. 193 00:08:44,004 --> 00:08:47,175 I'd be surprised. Where are you gonna see one of my movies? 194 00:08:47,209 --> 00:08:50,447 It was like 1985 last time I was in a movie. 195 00:08:50,481 --> 00:08:52,417 Okay, if I saw one of your movies in 1985, 196 00:08:52,452 --> 00:08:54,320 you wouldn't like it if I was talking. 197 00:08:54,355 --> 00:08:57,058 This is getting into time travel. This is getting weird. 198 00:08:57,093 --> 00:09:00,698 So just to be clear, you're not upset? 199 00:09:03,605 --> 00:09:06,142 - ( Phone rings ) - Let me get that. 200 00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:07,978 I'll be back in two shakes. 201 00:09:12,988 --> 00:09:14,991 ( Sighs ) 202 00:09:23,806 --> 00:09:26,210 What the fuck? Lar, what are you doing? 203 00:09:26,245 --> 00:09:28,948 Oh, I was just drawing a Hitler mustache. 204 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:31,452 - On my father-in-law. That's my father-in-law. - That's your father-in-law? 205 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,555 Yeah, he's a businessman. He's on "businessweek" magazine. 206 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:36,561 You're kidding! What the hell is he doing on the cover of a magazine? 207 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:39,900 - Well, he's the fuehrer now. - Oh my God, I'm sorry. 208 00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:42,504 I just like to see what people look like with Hitler mustaches. 209 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,706 He looks like Hitler. The mystery is solved. 210 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:46,408 My father-in-law looks like Hitler. 211 00:09:46,443 --> 00:09:48,680 I've gotta get rid of this because he's coming over here. 212 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,683 - And if he sees this... - I'm sorry again. 213 00:09:50,718 --> 00:09:52,154 That's all right. 214 00:09:52,188 --> 00:09:54,056 Can I get you a soda or something, Larry? 215 00:09:54,091 --> 00:09:55,794 Oh sure. That'd be great. 216 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,965 You know, I mean, the thing is 217 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,538 Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. 218 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:03,709 Because it's really-- It's an interesting mustache, 219 00:10:03,743 --> 00:10:06,380 and now nobody could wear it, you know. 220 00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:07,883 Oh, thanks. 221 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,621 Oh Jesus Christ! 222 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:14,360 - What the hell? - You want-- 223 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:16,298 Did you shake that up on purpose? 224 00:10:16,332 --> 00:10:19,335 Parkinson's. 225 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:27,185 I think the shirt's ruined. 226 00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:29,722 I'm not really surprised, man. He has Parkinson's. 227 00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:31,926 So he's got Parkinson's. Of course it's Parkinson's. 228 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,496 - Yeah. - He was shaking. 229 00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,265 He would never do anything like that on purpose. 230 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,368 Michael J. Fox? Never in a million years. 231 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,839 But he shakes, right? He hands you a soda that's shaken. 232 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:41,442 He can't stop fuckin' shaking. 233 00:10:41,476 --> 00:10:43,346 - So you don't believe me. - I'm just not buying it. 234 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:45,383 See that fuckin' milk you got in your hand right now? 235 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,619 You hand that man a carton of fuckin' milk-- Guess what. 236 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:50,191 - It's gonna be a fuckin' milkshake. - That was not Parkinson's. 237 00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:52,028 Thank God he didn't hand you his dick. 238 00:10:52,063 --> 00:10:53,931 He could've been shaking and shook that dick up, 239 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:56,301 handed you the dick, and the dick shot sperm in your face. 240 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,071 Yeah, but why would he hand me a dick? 241 00:10:58,107 --> 00:11:00,008 - I mean as an example. - What kind of example is that? 242 00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:02,479 I'm just comparing it to other things you can shake up, right? 243 00:11:02,514 --> 00:11:06,419 - With Parkinson's, right? - You just live in a total dick world, don't you? 244 00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:08,289 - It's a good example. - Right? 245 00:11:08,323 --> 00:11:12,796 ( Loud thumping ) 246 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:17,271 What's that? 247 00:11:17,305 --> 00:11:20,175 Is that Parkinson's, hmm? 248 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:23,247 - You think that's Parkinson's? - Shit. Wow. 249 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:26,787 ( Thumping continues ) 250 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:29,090 - He's pissed. - He's pissed. 251 00:11:32,263 --> 00:11:33,665 ( Knocking ) 252 00:11:33,699 --> 00:11:37,468 Hi. Oh, look at-- Hey, Greg! 253 00:11:37,502 --> 00:11:39,805 Larry brought you something for your birthday. 254 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,642 - Greg! - He's gonna be so excited. 255 00:11:42,677 --> 00:11:44,979 Happy Birthday! 256 00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:46,614 Hmm. 257 00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:48,817 Oh my God. Let me check. What is it? 258 00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:50,685 - What is it? - What is it? 259 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,988 It's a sewing machine. It's a sewing machine. 260 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:55,225 ( Screaming ) 261 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,160 It's a sewing machine! 262 00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,631 Oh my God, I'm gonna make the "gone with the wind" costume. 263 00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:01,733 "Meet me in St. Louis," "the wizard of oz." 264 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,869 - You're gonna make "the wizard of oz" costume? - Yes! 265 00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:05,705 - Which one? - Dorothy. 266 00:12:05,739 --> 00:12:07,307 I love it, I love it, I love it! 267 00:12:07,341 --> 00:12:09,376 ( Kisses ) Thank you, lord. 268 00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:11,481 "Thank you, lord"? Thank you, Larry. 269 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:14,188 - Thank you, Larry. - You're welcome, Greg. 270 00:12:14,223 --> 00:12:17,129 ( Screams ) Nana, Nana! 271 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:23,142 - A sewing machine? - Yeah. He loved it. 272 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,679 What, are you trying to turn him gay? 273 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:32,290 He is a happy, healthy, normal seven-year-old boy. 274 00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:34,128 What is the matter with you? 275 00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:37,132 I think he might be gay. 276 00:12:43,778 --> 00:12:48,183 ( Loud thumping ) 277 00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:50,722 ( Sighs ) 278 00:12:50,756 --> 00:12:53,459 Leon! You up? 279 00:12:53,494 --> 00:12:54,961 Yeah, I'm up. 280 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,664 This dude is out of fucking control right now. 281 00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:58,101 What is going on with him? 282 00:12:58,135 --> 00:13:00,237 All this fuckin' clomping around all fuckin' night? 283 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:03,542 - I can't fuckin' sleep like this, man. - I know. God! 284 00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:05,478 You'd better hound this dude, man. 285 00:13:05,513 --> 00:13:07,382 You'd better go up there and handle this fuckin' guy. 286 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,053 This shit don't go down in a black neighborhood. You know what I mean? 287 00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,856 All right, I'm gonna go up there. 288 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,191 Unless you want to. 289 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,228 If I go up there, I will kill this motherfucker. 290 00:13:15,263 --> 00:13:17,999 Michael J. Fox about to be Michael J. Fucked-up in a minute. 291 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,935 But if you go up there, you and him-- 292 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,405 That's a fair fight and shit. 293 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,642 - You know what I'm saying? - How is that a fair fight? 294 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,378 Shaking motherfuckers like that, you know, 295 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,115 little kids and shit, old people, 296 00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:28,851 motherfuckers who can't defend themselves, and you-- 297 00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,252 That's perfect. 298 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,189 You two face off-- That's just even Steven. 299 00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,660 - That's not even Steven. - That's even fuckin' Steven, Larry. 300 00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,596 You don't think I can get the better of him in a fight? 301 00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:39,167 That shaking shit might come in handy. I don't fuckin' know. 302 00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:41,271 Right? You don't know this motherfucker's skills. 303 00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:42,338 - All right. - Right? 304 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:43,475 All right, you watch me, okay? 305 00:13:43,509 --> 00:13:45,144 - I wanna see this shit. - You watch me. 306 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:48,116 This shit don't happen in a black neighborhood. I'm telling you. 307 00:13:49,918 --> 00:13:51,186 ( Knocking ) 308 00:13:54,026 --> 00:13:55,929 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 309 00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:59,668 Um... 310 00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:01,771 What's going on up here? 311 00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:03,907 Why? What do you mean "what's going on"? 312 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,344 There's a lot of clomping on the floor. 313 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,150 - It's keeping me up. - Oh oh, it's the boots, the boots. 314 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:11,021 Yeah yeah. My feet cramp. 315 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:14,626 It's called dystonia and I have to wear stiff shoes 316 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,128 to keep them from cramping. 317 00:14:16,163 --> 00:14:18,699 It's in my book. It's chapter one. You should read it. 318 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,135 At the very least it'll help you get to sleep. 319 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,673 Your feet are cramping? Is this a new thing? 320 00:14:23,707 --> 00:14:26,512 No. This has been going on for about 20 years now, Lar. 321 00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,515 Oh really? How come I haven't heard the clomping before? 322 00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,350 You haven't lived here. You've lived in California. 323 00:14:30,384 --> 00:14:32,453 I've been living here for over a month. I haven't heard any clomping. 324 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,690 - What am I, bullshitting you? - I don't know. 325 00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,592 I'll tell you what I think. You wanna know what I think, Fox? 326 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,162 - I'm hanging on it. - Are you? 327 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:40,065 I think you're upset about the shushing. 328 00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:43,071 I think you were pissed off about the Hitler mustache on your father-in-law. 329 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:45,574 I think you shook up that can of soda on purpose. 330 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:47,009 And I think you're clomping now 331 00:14:47,044 --> 00:14:49,448 and you've made up some bullshit excuse about your feet, 332 00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,383 and it's all under the guise of Parkinson's. 333 00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,788 That's what I think. Huh? 334 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:56,759 I thought I was the sickest guy on this block, but you're the new champ. 335 00:14:56,794 --> 00:14:58,795 I have a sickness in my brain. 336 00:14:58,829 --> 00:15:00,465 You have a sickness in your mind. 337 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:03,202 - Your mind, it's gone over. - Oh, has it? 338 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,372 It's fascinating if it wasn't so fucking tragic. 339 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,310 Huh. So you deny the whole thing? 340 00:15:07,343 --> 00:15:09,579 It's all Parkinson's, Larry. It's all Parkinson's. 341 00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:11,950 - The head shake at the bar? - Parkinson's. 342 00:15:11,984 --> 00:15:14,788 - The soda? - Parkinson's. 343 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:18,326 - The clomping? - Parkinson's. 344 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,828 Are you sure? 345 00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:23,400 Yeah, Larry, I'm dead certain. 346 00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:36,056 Okay. 347 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:44,402 - All right, there you go. - Susie: Hello? 348 00:15:44,438 --> 00:15:45,874 - Hey. - Hey, Lar, 349 00:15:45,908 --> 00:15:49,949 - what the hell were you thinking? - What? 350 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,285 You give a seven-year-old kid-- 351 00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,491 A boy-- a Sewing machine as a gift? 352 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:55,929 - Yeah. So what? - Totally inappropriate. 353 00:15:55,963 --> 00:15:58,335 No, not inappropriate. He loved the gift. 354 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,907 He went in that room, figured out in two minutes 355 00:16:00,941 --> 00:16:02,378 how to work that sewing machine. 356 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,348 And he was working on a frilly thing immediately. 357 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:06,753 I don't like the implication, all right? 358 00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:09,056 - It's not an implication. - He's seven. 359 00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:12,825 Being gay means that you're attracted to the person of the same sex. 360 00:16:12,859 --> 00:16:15,863 He's too young to be attracted to anybody. 361 00:16:15,898 --> 00:16:19,068 He will be gay. He's just-- He's pre-gay. 362 00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,904 I don't know that you can make that assumption. 363 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,707 I think it was an insult 364 00:16:22,742 --> 00:16:26,947 and I think you'd better get another fucking gift, okay? 365 00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:30,954 Why does she stick her nose into everything? 366 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,656 What, I gotta get the kid another gift now? 367 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,763 - You got to get him another gift. - What am I gonna get him? 368 00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,666 - I have nothing to get him. - What about a slinky? 369 00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:41,105 - A slinky's always-- - A slinky? 370 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:44,410 - Eh, that's pretty gay. - Well, you're handling a ball. 371 00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:46,114 - Both: You're handling balls. - Yeah. 372 00:16:46,147 --> 00:16:48,215 - So this is the way-- - That's what a slinky is, really. 373 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,054 - Both: It's handling balls. - Yes, that's what-- My point exactly. 374 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:53,491 - So it's gay. - I mean, maybe roller skates? 375 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,462 Nah, that's got the ice skating thing. 376 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:57,465 You don't wanna even touch that. 377 00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:00,736 - A musical instrument. - Oh, that's not bad. 378 00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,406 No sexuality involved unless you get him a harp. 379 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:04,476 You wanna keep away from the flute, I think. 380 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,813 - No flute, no harp. - Okay. 381 00:17:06,848 --> 00:17:09,317 - It's your turn. - Okay. There you go. 382 00:17:09,351 --> 00:17:12,656 You realize that might've been the dumbest move you could have possibly done? 383 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,291 Seriously, I'm not thinking straight. 384 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,231 I'm so-- He's keeping me up-- Michael J. Fox-- Every night, 385 00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:18,733 clomping around upstairs. 386 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,737 - Still clomping? - Yes. I can't sleep. 387 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:22,372 - Michael? - Yeah. 388 00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:23,875 Let me tell you something. That Tracy-- 389 00:17:23,908 --> 00:17:25,878 His wife Tracy Pollan-- She's a saint. 390 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,681 What a relationship those two have, huh? 391 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,284 I know. You're right. 392 00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:31,520 - Such devotion. It's incredible. - Larry: Yeah. 393 00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:34,693 As a cynic it kind of sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her. 394 00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:36,562 He would take a bullet for her. 395 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,966 - True love. - Jeff: Yeah. 396 00:17:38,999 --> 00:17:40,903 - How about you, Jeff? - What? 397 00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:42,639 Would you take a bullet for me? 398 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,409 Of course I'd take a bullet for you. 399 00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:47,146 What, are you kidding? Without a doubt. 400 00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:50,151 - You think he would? - He just said he would. 401 00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:53,390 Saying and doing-- Two different things. I doubt it. 402 00:17:53,424 --> 00:17:56,494 - You know what people say... - Jeff: What? 403 00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:58,832 - ...When you guys leave a room? - What do they say? 404 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:01,402 - ( Tisks ) "Poor bastard." - Oh jeez. 405 00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:03,973 Susie: You can leave now, Larry. Get the fuck out! 406 00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:05,677 I'm going home. 407 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,252 See you, folks. 408 00:18:11,286 --> 00:18:12,888 - Hey, John! - Hey, Larry. 409 00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:14,892 - How are you doing, man? - Pretty good. How's it going? 410 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,728 Real good. Thanks for the Yankees tickets. 411 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,231 - Anytime, man. - I really appreciate it. 412 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,035 - Anytime. - See you around. 413 00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:25,042 ( Scoffs ) 414 00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:28,180 Was that, uh... Parkinson's? 415 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:32,222 No, that wasn't Parkinson's. That was just bad timing. 416 00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:33,389 - Bad timing? - Yeah. 417 00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,059 Oh okay, so that one wasn't Parkin-- 418 00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:37,763 By the way, still a lot of clomping I'm hearing. 419 00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:40,099 - What's going-- - You need to take it up with the board. 420 00:18:40,134 --> 00:18:42,104 - I am gonna take it up with the board. - That's great. 421 00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:44,675 - Let me know how that works out for you. - I will. I can't sleep. 422 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,944 Mr. Fox, is there a problem here? 423 00:18:46,979 --> 00:18:49,816 As a matter of fact, there is a bit of a problem. 424 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,751 You need me to call the police? 425 00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:54,689 - No, I think you can handle it. - All right. 426 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:56,659 Eddie, get Mr. Fox a cab, please. Thank you. 427 00:18:56,694 --> 00:19:01,201 - Thank you, Eddie. Thanks, John. - You got it, Mr. Fox. 428 00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:03,839 What's the problem? 429 00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,842 I'll tell you what the problem is. 430 00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:07,345 He bumped into me on purpose. 431 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,014 - Did you see that? - I did see it. 432 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,251 - He has Parkinson's disease. - I know he has Parkinson's. 433 00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:14,390 He's using it to harass me, okay? I swear to God. 434 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:16,895 He shook up soda and spilled it all over me. 435 00:19:16,929 --> 00:19:19,665 - He's clomping around-- - Here's the deal. Here's the deal. 436 00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:22,337 You can bump into any tenant you want in this building, all right? 437 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,272 I don't give a shit. 438 00:19:24,307 --> 00:19:27,578 But you don't touch Mr. Fox. Do you understand? 439 00:19:27,612 --> 00:19:30,650 You touch him again, me and you got a problem. 440 00:19:30,685 --> 00:19:33,355 Oh, you don't touch Michael J. Fox. 441 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,625 Oh yeah. Let me tell you something, okay? 442 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,394 I'm very sympathetic to the Parkinson's! 443 00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:39,832 But just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche 444 00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:43,372 to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's! 445 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,282 Larry: Honest to God , I can't sleep. 446 00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:53,788 He's banging on my ceiling with these special shoes. 447 00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,457 He's wearing combat boots. 448 00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:57,192 And yesterday he shoved me 449 00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:59,129 when I was coming out of the elevator. 450 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,666 Shoved me. Michael J. Fox 451 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,436 shoved me, okay? 452 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,539 Mr. David, are you aware of the fact 453 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,878 that Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease? 454 00:20:08,913 --> 00:20:10,783 Of course I'm aware of the Parkinson's. 455 00:20:10,817 --> 00:20:12,988 Don't you understand what he's doing? 456 00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:14,459 Nobody understands this. 457 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:18,098 He's using the Parkinson's to do whatever he wants. 458 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,401 You think Mr. Parkinson, the first guy who had Parkinson's-- 459 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,371 You think he would like what he's seeing here? 460 00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:26,043 Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox is behaving. 461 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:29,150 Mr. David, I'd like to ask you 462 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,153 about the incident in the elevator. 463 00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,257 That guy told you about that? 464 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,962 Are you serious? He came to the board-- 465 00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:38,264 ( Mocking ) "I got in the elevator with Larry David"? 466 00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:39,900 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 467 00:20:39,935 --> 00:20:42,538 Mr. David, you're not allowed to play with the buttons on the elevator. 468 00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:45,042 I didn't play with the buttons. He played with the buttons. 469 00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,912 ( Indistinct whispering ) 470 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,624 Mr. David, I'm afraid it's the decision of this board, 471 00:20:54,658 --> 00:20:58,531 in view of the two offenses, that you are on probation. 472 00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:02,571 I think I don't have to explain that a third offense 473 00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:05,075 will mean you will be asked to leave the building. 474 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,913 It's not fair. 475 00:21:07,948 --> 00:21:12,322 Well, perhaps you could make amends to Mr. Fox. 476 00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:14,624 He's holding a fundraiser 477 00:21:14,659 --> 00:21:16,561 tomorrow afternoon in our courtyard 478 00:21:16,595 --> 00:21:18,832 and it would be a good thing if you showed up. 479 00:21:18,866 --> 00:21:20,835 And a contribution 480 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:23,907 to the Parkinson's charity would probably go a long way 481 00:21:23,941 --> 00:21:26,879 towards resolving this. 482 00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:29,115 How much are you thinking? 483 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:31,287 $10,000. 484 00:21:40,436 --> 00:21:42,305 Hey, look at that. 485 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,675 - Oh, hey. - Hey! 486 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:45,945 - Huh? - Hi, Lar. 487 00:21:45,978 --> 00:21:48,215 - How are you? What-- - What is it? 488 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:50,819 It's another present for Greg. 489 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:53,756 - Oh! - Very good. 490 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:56,195 - It's beautifully wrapped. - I heard the voice of the people and, 491 00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:58,031 like any great leader, I responded. 492 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,535 - What did you get? - Very well done. 493 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:00,904 Well, that's really none of your business. 494 00:22:00,938 --> 00:22:02,706 Susie: How is it none of my business? 495 00:22:02,741 --> 00:22:04,609 I wanna know if you've fucked up again. 496 00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:07,347 I got a good gift and I'd like to surprise him, if you don't mind. 497 00:22:07,381 --> 00:22:09,483 He could be surprised. We don't need to be surprised, okay? 498 00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:10,853 Yeah, I don't wanna be surprised, Larry. 499 00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:13,924 - It's a violin. - Oh. 500 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,328 - That is great. - You like that, huh? 501 00:22:16,362 --> 00:22:18,064 He's been asking to take lessons. 502 00:22:18,099 --> 00:22:20,567 - And she's a musician. - Yeah, so duh. 503 00:22:20,602 --> 00:22:22,338 - Wow. All right. - Yeah. 504 00:22:22,372 --> 00:22:23,773 That sewing machine's gotta go. 505 00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:25,677 Yeah. I'll box it up. I'll give it back to you. 506 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,780 I don't want it. What am I gonna do with it? 507 00:22:27,815 --> 00:22:30,651 - You can take it back. I don't want it in the house. - I'm not taking it back. 508 00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:33,056 - It's your sewing machine. It's not mine. - You know what? 509 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,459 You make such a big megillah over everything. 510 00:22:35,494 --> 00:22:36,795 I'm a megillah? Why am I a megillah? 511 00:22:36,829 --> 00:22:38,866 I have to buy two gifts now and take one back? 512 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,070 - Will you give the kid the fucking violin? - I'll be happy to. 513 00:22:41,104 --> 00:22:42,907 And be gone with you. Asshole. 514 00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:45,445 Greg! Come here, honey. 515 00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:46,948 - Hi, sweetie! - Hey! 516 00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:48,417 Look who's here. It's Larry. 517 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,820 - Heya, Greg. - Oh, I like your bag. 518 00:22:50,854 --> 00:22:52,824 - You do? - Yeah. Where is it from? 519 00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:55,094 - Yeah, it's cool, isn't it-- The fringe? - Yeah. 520 00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:57,431 - Guess what. - What? 521 00:22:57,465 --> 00:22:59,601 Larry got you a present to replace the sewing machine. 522 00:22:59,635 --> 00:23:01,102 I love my sewing machine. 523 00:23:01,138 --> 00:23:03,373 - Larry: What? - I love my sewing machine. 524 00:23:03,407 --> 00:23:05,910 Oh, he loves his sewing machine. 525 00:23:05,945 --> 00:23:08,815 - And I made something for you, Susie. - You made something for me? 526 00:23:08,849 --> 00:23:11,654 Oh, by the way, he likes the sewing-- He wants to keep it. 527 00:23:11,688 --> 00:23:13,922 - He made something for you. - What is that, honey? 528 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:16,128 - I made you a pillow sham. - A pillow sham? 529 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,299 A pillow sham! He made you a pillow sham. 530 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,734 - Oh my God. - You made that? 531 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:21,205 - Look at this. - Unbelievable. 532 00:23:21,239 --> 00:23:23,407 - That's really nice stitching. - This kid-- 533 00:23:23,442 --> 00:23:25,843 What the--? 534 00:23:25,879 --> 00:23:29,049 What? Where did you learn about this symbol? 535 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,985 Larry taught me how to make a swastika. 536 00:23:31,019 --> 00:23:33,088 He wrote it on a piece of paper. 537 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:35,193 - He was doodling, like, this evil man... - Greg. 538 00:23:35,227 --> 00:23:36,662 Who hated Jews. 539 00:23:36,696 --> 00:23:39,132 - What was his name again, Larry? - Hitler? 540 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,801 Hitler! Yeah, Hitler. 541 00:23:40,835 --> 00:23:42,805 - Susie: Larry taught you how to make this? - No, I was-- 542 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,807 - You taught him how to make a swastika? - I did not. 543 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,246 - What the hell are you thinking? - I was doodling! 544 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,815 - On a pillow sham? - I was just doodling. 545 00:23:48,849 --> 00:23:50,584 You think this is an appropriate symbol 546 00:23:50,619 --> 00:23:53,688 - to be petit pointing on-- - Susie, look out! 547 00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:55,190 Ahh! 548 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,193 ( Screams ) 549 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,363 - Jeff! Jeff! - ( Groaning ) 550 00:23:58,397 --> 00:24:00,699 Are you okay? Honey, are you okay? 551 00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:02,737 I took a bullet for you. 552 00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:04,907 Well, it was a bike technically. 553 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,351 Michael: Good afternoon. 554 00:24:11,386 --> 00:24:13,553 I wanna welcome you all here and thank you for your support 555 00:24:13,589 --> 00:24:15,791 of the Michael J. Fox foundation for Parkinson's research. 556 00:24:15,825 --> 00:24:18,297 It's really great to see you. 557 00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:19,965 And a very special thank you 558 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,004 and a very warm welcome to mayor Bloomberg... 559 00:24:23,038 --> 00:24:28,580 - Woman: Thank you so much. - ...Who's with us today, 560 00:24:28,614 --> 00:24:30,916 supporting us as he has since our inception 561 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:33,654 and throughout our progress toward a cure for Parkinson's. 562 00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:37,461 - Before I go much further... - Ah, hey. 563 00:24:37,495 --> 00:24:39,498 How are you feeling? 564 00:24:39,532 --> 00:24:41,333 - My side is just killing me. - What a shame. 565 00:24:41,368 --> 00:24:44,471 - Oh God, it's terrible. - I think you saved her life. 566 00:24:44,506 --> 00:24:46,475 - She owes me. - Yeah. 567 00:24:46,509 --> 00:24:48,345 Well, I got a doctor's appointment this afternoon. 568 00:24:48,379 --> 00:24:50,213 I'll get the whole thing straightened out. 569 00:24:50,248 --> 00:24:52,685 - So what did you end up getting Greg? - I got him a-- 570 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,490 - Hey! Shh! Michael: And we figure we have to tackle road blocks 571 00:24:55,525 --> 00:24:57,661 - that other funders have not addressed. - ( Mouths words ) 572 00:24:57,695 --> 00:25:00,800 But-- 573 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,804 Larry, what are you doing? 574 00:25:02,838 --> 00:25:04,973 Why do you have to come here and do that? 575 00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:06,977 Give the violin sign in front of all these people? 576 00:25:07,012 --> 00:25:08,947 He made the violin sign?! 577 00:25:08,982 --> 00:25:13,021 - He was making the violin sign! - ( Crowd grumbling ) 578 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:16,727 I got a kid a present. It was a present. 579 00:25:16,762 --> 00:25:19,165 The violin sign, Larry. Come on, please. 580 00:25:19,199 --> 00:25:22,070 Wait a second, Mike. Let me handle this. I'm the mayor. 581 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,672 I'm not gonna stand here 582 00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:27,144 and listen to anybody denigrate Michael J. Fox. 583 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:29,515 He's a great new yorker and a great American. 584 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:32,753 - Man: Yeah! - I wasn't denigrating-- I didn't denigrate! 585 00:25:32,788 --> 00:25:34,222 Larry, let me tell you something. 586 00:25:34,257 --> 00:25:37,094 This guy is trying to put Parkinson's out of business 587 00:25:37,128 --> 00:25:39,998 and I'm here to put you out of this city. 588 00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:42,835 - Get out of town. - What? 589 00:25:42,869 --> 00:25:44,605 - I'm a new yorker! - Get the fuck out of here. 590 00:25:44,639 --> 00:25:48,044 - I'm-- I'm-- - Get out of here! 591 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:50,448 ( Crowd shouting ) 592 00:25:53,254 --> 00:25:55,822 I'm a new yorker. You can't do that to me. 593 00:25:55,857 --> 00:25:57,693 I'm a new yorker! 594 00:25:57,727 --> 00:25:59,663 - ( Door closes ) - Man: I got your results. 595 00:25:59,697 --> 00:26:01,732 - You're gonna be just fine. - Great. 596 00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:04,202 Now listen, there is a small amount of internal bleeding. 597 00:26:04,236 --> 00:26:05,772 - What? - It's nothing to worry about. 598 00:26:05,807 --> 00:26:07,376 It's small. We're gonna handle it. 599 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,780 - I wanna give you some antibiotics, okay? - Antibiotics. 600 00:26:09,814 --> 00:26:12,117 And considering the area of the injury, 601 00:26:12,152 --> 00:26:14,888 I think the best course is to do some suppositories. 602 00:26:14,923 --> 00:26:19,128 - Suppositories? - They call them bullets. 603 00:26:26,276 --> 00:26:28,377 Oh, hello. 604 00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:33,719 - Larry. - Oh, hey. 605 00:26:33,752 --> 00:26:35,722 You know, I really owe you an apology. 606 00:26:35,756 --> 00:26:37,857 I wasn't mocking you with the violin. 607 00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:40,562 I bought a violin for this little kid. 608 00:26:40,597 --> 00:26:42,799 I couldn't say it out loud because I didn't want to disturb you. 609 00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:44,802 So I was telling Jeff that I bought him a violin. 610 00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:47,574 It's over. Forget about it. It's just a clean slate. 611 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,278 - Let's not dwell on it. - Really? 612 00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:51,948 If there's anything I can do for you, 613 00:26:51,982 --> 00:26:53,918 you just let me know. 614 00:26:53,952 --> 00:26:56,221 It's funny you should say that, because there actually is. 615 00:26:56,255 --> 00:26:59,161 Tracy and I are doing this event for the children's hospital. 616 00:26:59,195 --> 00:27:00,932 - Oh. - And we're having this event. 617 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:03,336 If you wanted to, you could come and spend the day with us 618 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:05,973 - at the hospital with the kids. - Ah, with the kids. 619 00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:08,243 Yeah, there'll be games and we'll have lunch. 620 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,847 - And there's putt-putt golf and-- - Putt-putt with sick kids? 621 00:27:10,882 --> 00:27:12,551 Putt-putt with sick kids, yeah. 622 00:27:12,585 --> 00:27:15,254 - It's gonna be great. They love that. - This is nice. 623 00:27:15,289 --> 00:27:19,092 Some of them even wear masks so they don't get infected. 624 00:27:19,126 --> 00:27:22,899 - They're infected? - Precautions-- Make sure you don't get sick. 625 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:26,004 You don't get them sick, they don't get you sick. 626 00:27:26,038 --> 00:27:28,475 Boy. Yes, I'd love to. 627 00:27:28,509 --> 00:27:29,979 - I'd love to. - Great, excellent. 628 00:27:30,013 --> 00:27:32,149 - When is it? - This Saturday. 629 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:35,521 - That's unbelievable. - Can you make it? 630 00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:39,261 - I have to be out of town on Saturday. - Really? 631 00:27:39,296 --> 00:27:41,432 Let me make a couple of phone calls. 632 00:27:41,466 --> 00:27:44,102 Possibly I could-- No, I can't. 633 00:27:44,137 --> 00:27:47,375 - They won't let me out of that. - Where are you going? 634 00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:49,845 ( Stammering ) 635 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,017 ( French music playing ) 636 00:27:56,492 --> 00:27:58,059 Ho! Heh-hey. 637 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,730 Yeah. Heh-hey. 638 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,001 So how long are we gonna be in this town? 639 00:28:03,035 --> 00:28:06,074 I told Fox two months. What are you eating? 640 00:28:06,108 --> 00:28:08,845 It's a chalupa inside a burrito 641 00:28:08,879 --> 00:28:11,014 - wrapped the fuck up. - You know, you're in Paris. 642 00:28:11,049 --> 00:28:13,653 It's got the best food in the world and you're eating a chalupa? 643 00:28:13,687 --> 00:28:15,154 If I could've put French toast 644 00:28:15,188 --> 00:28:16,724 in this motherfucker, I would, okay? 645 00:28:16,758 --> 00:28:18,928 Look at this. 646 00:28:18,962 --> 00:28:20,597 Huh? Do you believe this? 647 00:28:20,631 --> 00:28:23,302 - I gotta say something to him. - Oh no. 648 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,173 ( Speaking French ) 649 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,523 ( Both arguing in French ) 650 00:28:38,195 --> 00:28:40,965 Asshole. Asshole. 651 00:28:40,966 --> 00:28:42,966 ( Arguing continues ) 652 00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:46,067 ( Theme music playing )