1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:04,326 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:07,323 [blowing a raspberry] 3 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:09,830 [sighs] 4 00:00:09,116 --> 00:00:10,366 Ah! 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,170 Yo, wassup, Marlon? 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,200 You finished blowin' up all the balloons for the party yet? 7 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:16,233 No, I can't blow 'em no more, Shawn. 8 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,326 I'm telling you, my head's gonna explode. 9 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:19,180 No, it won't, man, just one more. 10 00:00:19,216 --> 00:00:21,146 The last one. One more. 11 00:00:21,183 --> 00:00:23,103 - Alright. - You can do it. 12 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:25,373 [sighs] 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,500 'There you go, come on.' 14 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:29,320 'Come on.' 15 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:31,180 'Yeah, that's it.' 16 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:34,103 Come on. Come on. 17 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:37,163 Yeah, come on, you can do it, blow. 18 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,320 [explosion] 19 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,250 Okay, so I was wrong. 20 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:44,273 [theme music] 21 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,183 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 22 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:48,376 ♪ We're happy and we're singing ♪ 23 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,000 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 24 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,100 ♪ Give me a high-five ♪♪ 25 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:56,253 (male 1) 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 26 00:00:56,283 --> 00:00:58,153 'Dynamite, that..' 27 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,503 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 28 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:03,230 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 29 00:01:03,266 --> 00:01:05,376 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 30 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,100 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 31 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:10,283 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 32 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:12,276 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 33 00:01:12,316 --> 00:01:15,176 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 34 00:01:15,216 --> 00:01:17,176 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 35 00:01:17,216 --> 00:01:19,496 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 36 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,380 Hey, hey, hey. 37 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,170 Hey, kids, isn't this fun? 38 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,270 (all children) Yeah! 39 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:38,180 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hey, let go of me! 40 00:01:38,216 --> 00:01:40,226 I'm not your father. 41 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,216 Hey, pop, I wanna thank you, brother 42 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,200 for never making me have a birthday party like this. 43 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:47,333 Thank you, very much. 44 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:49,280 You know, our family never had to hire entertainment. 45 00:01:49,316 --> 00:01:51,346 We gave your Uncle Leon a bottle of thattequila 46 00:01:51,383 --> 00:01:53,203 and your mama's old wedding gown. 47 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:55,373 Whoo! Now that was a party. 48 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,660 [laughing] 49 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,100 Marlon, hurry up with the cake. 50 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:04,180 Okay, pop. 51 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:08,180 Hey, kids, it's cake time! 52 00:02:08,216 --> 00:02:10,166 (all children) Yeah! 53 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,150 ♪ It's Sammy's birthday today ♪ 54 00:02:12,183 --> 00:02:14,273 ♪ It's Sammy's birthday today ♪ 55 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,380 ♪ It's a very special day ♪ 56 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,220 ♪ You're one year older ♪ 57 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,320 ♪ Than you were yesterday ♪♪ 58 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:23,170 [bawling] 59 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,220 Ah, shut up. Nobody likes a cry-baby. 60 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,330 Hey, pop, what's going on? 61 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,220 Oh, I don't know, kids, cake 62 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,250 balloon, green dinosaur. 63 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,333 What do you think it is? 64 00:02:34,366 --> 00:02:37,376 Michael Jackson's bachelor party? 65 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,150 No, I'm tryin' to save a slow Saturday, son. 66 00:02:40,183 --> 00:02:42,133 And they say I have a pathetic job. 67 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:45,116 You do have a pathetic job. You're a busboy, remember? 68 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:47,200 - Oh, yeah. - 'Hey.' 69 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,383 Look on the bright side. 70 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,300 At least you don't look like Dino in rehab. 71 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,383 [laughing] 72 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,150 I bet he'd be getting.. 73 00:02:53,183 --> 00:02:55,663 ...Flint...stone. 74 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,350 - [indistinct] big rock. - Big...rock. 75 00:02:59,383 --> 00:03:01,253 How do you think he goes to the bathroom in that suit? 76 00:03:01,283 --> 00:03:03,133 I don't know, he probably wears diapers. 77 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,366 [laughing] 78 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 You guys making fun of me? 79 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:08,250 That...depends. 80 00:03:08,283 --> 00:03:11,333 Ha! That, depends. 81 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:12,230 That depends. 82 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:14,196 Alright, listen, dish scraper. 83 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:15,383 In the last hour I made a 100 bucks. 84 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,180 What'd you make, 3.50? 85 00:03:18,216 --> 00:03:19,996 Will you shut up? 86 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,320 He thinks minimum wage is a dollar seventy five. 87 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:27,250 You make a $100 an hour doing that? 88 00:03:27,283 --> 00:03:29,833 That's right. 'Cause I'm worth it. 89 00:03:29,116 --> 00:03:31,296 I sing the song, I do the dance. 90 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:34,103 I pull quarters out of little kids' snotty noses. 91 00:03:34,133 --> 00:03:35,323 I'm a freak one-man carnival. 92 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:38,180 [laughing] 93 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:40,126 - Ew! - Oh, man! 94 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:42,826 - Whoo! - I need a smoke. 95 00:03:42,116 --> 00:03:43,196 You need a mint! 96 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,100 A dinosaur with a dragon, ain't that somethin'? 97 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,503 [both laughing] 98 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:50,270 [clattering] 99 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,130 [all laughing] 100 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,296 That's my boy. That's my boy over there. 101 00:03:55,316 --> 00:03:57,096 [all children laughing] 102 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,383 Settle down, now, now. Settle down. 103 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,160 Kids, leave the silly little man alone. 104 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,660 Um...excuse me. 105 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,230 Where'd you get this guy from? 106 00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:07,326 The guy who fell down? I think he works here. 107 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:08,500 Oh, no, not that idiot. 108 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:09,280 I'm talking about the green idiot. 109 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,326 - Oh, Brazilla? - Yeah. 110 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:13,326 Well, I got his name from a party company. 111 00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:16,656 You wouldn't happen to have their business card, would you? 112 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,220 Well, yeah, sure. 113 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,280 But I don't know why you'd want it. 114 00:04:20,316 --> 00:04:22,096 I mean, the kids like that guy over there 115 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:24,163 a lot more than Brazilla. 116 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,270 [laughing] 117 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:38,183 [instrumental music] 118 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yo, Marlon. Marlon, guess what? 119 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,330 I went down to that party company that represents Brazilla 120 00:04:49,366 --> 00:04:51,656 and I got us an audition. 121 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,300 What'd you go and do that for? 122 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,283 I thought you said doing kiddie parties was degrading. 123 00:04:54,316 --> 00:04:56,216 Hey, when they payin' you a whole lot of money 124 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,230 ain't nothin' degrading, just ask M.C. Hammer. 125 00:04:58,266 --> 00:05:00,826 Oh! 126 00:05:00,116 --> 00:05:01,216 [Marlon chuckles] 127 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,280 - I don't know, Shawn, I.. - Come on, man. 128 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:05,826 I'm telling you, this could blow up, baby. 129 00:05:05,116 --> 00:05:06,316 I'm telling you, this is our ticket out. 130 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:09,150 All we need to do is create a cartoon character. 131 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,153 Now, what did you like when you were a kid? 132 00:05:11,183 --> 00:05:13,153 I used to like putting ma's drawers on my head. 133 00:05:13,183 --> 00:05:15,503 [laughing] 134 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,320 And then jumping off the bed and it turned to a parachute. 135 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,830 Never mind, never mind you. 136 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:25,316 What would a normal kid like? 137 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:28,230 I don't know, Mickey Mouse, Mighty Mouse 138 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:29,996 Fievel's, Speedy Gonzales-- 139 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,270 - That's it. That's it. - What? 140 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,120 Kids love mice. 141 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,300 And if you think about it.. 142 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:37,103 ...Mexican kids, they got Speedy Gonzales. 143 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:39,173 Andale, andale. Arriba, arriba. 144 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,320 Jewish kids, they got Fievel. 145 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:43,370 Oy, vey! Oy, vey. 146 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,660 Who we got? Nobody. 147 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,660 Think about it brother. 148 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,300 Name one black mouse. 149 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,273 Spike Lee. 150 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,230 He ain't no mouse, he's a cricket. 151 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,156 Oh, yeah. Oh, man! 152 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,370 See, we don't have nobody. 153 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,120 You know what, Shawn? You're right. 154 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:04,100 Our young black kids need a mouse-hero or two. 155 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:05,253 Hey, what happened to Rufus 156 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:06,333 that little rat that used to live 157 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,996 behind the refrigerator? 158 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:10,160 He had his own show? 159 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:12,370 No, he was your pet rat. 160 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,100 Oh, pop, gassed him. 161 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:18,176 Poor little Rufus. 162 00:06:18,216 --> 00:06:20,376 He must have twitched for hours. 163 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,160 My little Rufus was such a little fighter, he was. 164 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,280 I'm telling you, Marlon. Rufus is perfect. 165 00:06:26,316 --> 00:06:28,376 This is our chance to create a cartoon hero 166 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,170 for black kids. 167 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,150 You know what, Shawn? You're right. 168 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,303 And I'll make a great Rufus. 169 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,333 I know exactly how to get into his head. 170 00:06:35,366 --> 00:06:37,496 I'll go in the fridge and I eat up 171 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,120 all that old government cheese 172 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:40,150 we got in there. 173 00:06:40,183 --> 00:06:42,353 I'll lie on my bed with all these old newspapers 174 00:06:42,383 --> 00:06:45,253 and then I'll carry the plague from village to village. 175 00:06:45,283 --> 00:06:46,373 God, this is gonna be great. 176 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 I hate to disappoint you, but, uh.. 177 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,120 ...I'm gonna be Rufus. 178 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:51,300 How come you get to be Rufus? 179 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,503 You know I look a lot more like a rat 180 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:54,320 than you do, see? 181 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:59,170 That's true, but I came up with the idea. 182 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,270 So what am I gonna be? 183 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,370 Oh, don't worry about it. Let's think. 184 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,250 Now, what else was behind that refrigerator? 185 00:07:05,283 --> 00:07:09,503 Hmm. Dust, roaches. 186 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,300 And that seven-year-old onion that nobody could reach. 187 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,503 That's it. That's it. 188 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,330 I ain't gonna be no mouldy old onion. 189 00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:17,196 Marlon, I would never make you an old onion. 190 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:18,323 That's degraded. 191 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,320 - Oh! - You're gonna be the roach. 192 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:22,230 - A roach? - Yeah, man. 193 00:07:22,266 --> 00:07:23,376 Kids love bugs! 194 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,160 I ain't gonna be no damn roach. What's wrong with you? 195 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,350 Sure you are, Marlon. I'm telling you. 196 00:07:27,383 --> 00:07:29,373 We'll be Rodney Roach and Rufus the Rat. 197 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,130 We'll be like Batman and Robin, only vermin. 198 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,270 - You're sure about this? - I'm positive, Marlon. 199 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,300 We'll create a black cartoon hero for the brothers. 200 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:43,323 Yeah, and this way I still get to keep my dignity. 201 00:07:49,216 --> 00:07:51,196 I feel like an idiot. 202 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,833 Rodney Roach. 203 00:07:53,116 --> 00:07:56,156 Can't even sit down with this dumb metal suit on. 204 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,250 I didn't hear you complaining on the subway 205 00:07:57,283 --> 00:08:00,353 when that guy tried to stab you. 206 00:08:00,383 --> 00:08:03,503 I don't know about this, Shawn. I got a bad feeling. 207 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:04,180 Are you sure this ain't one of those 208 00:08:04,216 --> 00:08:06,156 stupid get-rich-quick schemes? 209 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,200 Look, Marlon, there's a big difference 210 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,283 between this stupid scheme 211 00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:10,166 and all the other stupid schemes. 212 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,220 Yeah, what? 213 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,350 That all the other stupid schemes 214 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:14,153 were your ideas. 215 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:16,163 Paula, make sure you call me 216 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,160 and tell me when the Mitsumoto party is. 217 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,160 Aah! Man! 218 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,350 Never going to another kids' party hung-over. Heh. 219 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,183 You won't believe how sick I got. 220 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:27,166 Just not getting the smell out of this helmet. 221 00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:31,300 - Hi, crabby. - Hi, crabby. 222 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,153 Hey, it's the losers from the diner. 223 00:08:34,183 --> 00:08:35,303 What are you doing, stalking me? 224 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:38,173 Like we don't have better people to stalk. 225 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,270 For your information, we're here for an audition. 226 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:44,100 Hey, this is my turf. Stay out of my hood. 227 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:46,383 I rule the kiddy world! The kids love me! 228 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,250 They love me, I tell ya! 229 00:08:48,283 --> 00:08:50,373 [laughing] 230 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,330 What the hell are you looking at? 231 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,300 I don't know if this is such a good idea, Shawn. 232 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,103 We could wind up like that guy. 233 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,153 That ain't so bad. He drives a Porsche. 234 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:05,500 Marlon, here comes Paula. Get up. 235 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:08,330 Now, don't do anything stupid to mess this up, alright? 236 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,380 Hi, you must be Shawn and Marlon. 237 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,160 - How you doin'? - Those are great costumes! 238 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,150 - What an adorable roach! - Well, thank you very much. 239 00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:19,276 You should see when my antenna goes up. 240 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,100 Hey, how's the party business going, son? 241 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,133 Fantastic, pop. 242 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,366 Three short weeks, and the paper is rollin' in. 243 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,230 And the kids can't get enough of Marlon fallin' on his butt. 244 00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:38,196 Well, who can? 245 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:41,003 See, I told your mama when you were four years old 246 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,270 that you'll be better off without those leg braces. 247 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,000 I'll be in a wheelchair 248 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,380 the way these kids keep beatin' on me. 249 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,220 - Damn, I'm sore. - Ah, it ain't that bad. 250 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,350 Speak for yourself, you get to wear that gold jacket 251 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,223 and eat cheese and look cool 252 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,500 while the kids jolly-stop me. 253 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:57,180 Pick up. 254 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,150 Here's your free food. 255 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,153 Thank you, father. Good day, sir. 256 00:10:02,183 --> 00:10:04,663 Peace out. 257 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,100 Marlon, what's wrong with you? 258 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:07,273 I haven't seen you this mad since I gassed 259 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,270 that little rat friend of yours. 260 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,220 He wasn't just a rat, pop. 261 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:14,160 He was my friend. I loved him. 262 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:18,096 ♪ Rufus the two of us ♪ 263 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:21,183 ♪ Need to look no more ♪ 264 00:10:21,216 --> 00:10:23,176 ♪ We both found ♪ 265 00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:24,326 ♪ What we were ♪ 266 00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:27,226 ♪ Looking for ♪ 267 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:29,156 ♪ Rufus ♪♪ 268 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,280 Marlon! Marlon! Marlon! 269 00:10:31,316 --> 00:10:33,246 He had rabies! 270 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:36,280 You mother had to take 30 shots in her stomach 271 00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:39,146 because of that little stinky little rat of yours. 272 00:10:39,183 --> 00:10:41,503 Now you tell me what's wrong with you. 273 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,350 Well, pop, I don't like doing these kiddie shows, man. 274 00:10:43,383 --> 00:10:45,153 I don't care how much money they pay me 275 00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:48,103 I just feel stupid, dressing up like some roach. 276 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,353 Besides, I don't have time for my women. 277 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:54,833 Marlon, Marlon, Marlon. 278 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:55,296 I hate to state the obvious. 279 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,283 - But you don't have a woman. - Well, see what I mean. 280 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,146 How am I supposed to get one if I gotta dress up 281 00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:01,323 like a roach every weekend? 282 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:04,280 Besides, pop, people keep making fun of me. 283 00:11:04,316 --> 00:11:05,346 Order up, bug boy. 284 00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:07,123 [laughing] 285 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,500 See what I mean, pop? 286 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:10,200 What should I do, man? 287 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,103 Does your brother know about this? 288 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,103 No, I can't tell him. 289 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,323 I mean, look at him. He's all happy. 290 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:19,230 Besides, it's his idea, he came up with the act. 291 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:22,116 He got us the agent and he's giving me 20%. 292 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:24,330 I can't just spit in his face. 293 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:26,660 Sure, you can! 294 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,180 Either you tell him how you feel 295 00:11:27,216 --> 00:11:28,346 or you're gonna spend the rest of your days 296 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,323 a humanpinata. 297 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,280 Okay. Can I talk to you for a second? 298 00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:40,316 Sure. 299 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,120 Yo, check out this brochure. 300 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:44,130 I'm thinking of upgrading to a brand new Ferrari. 301 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:47,116 We're gonna have to do thousands of shows if you want a Ferrari. 302 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,280 That's okay, I'll get you a helmet and some more pants. 303 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:51,166 We'll be good to go, man. 304 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,180 Marlon, Shawn, I got some wonderful news. 305 00:11:54,216 --> 00:11:56,496 You'll go out with me. 306 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,000 I don't think so. 307 00:11:58,330 --> 00:11:59,380 - Is it the bug suit? - Sure. 308 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,200 - I knew, I knew. - Anyway. 309 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,323 I've got a great job for you guys 310 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:04,100 at the Mitsumoto Corporation. 311 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,373 They having a party for the children of their executives 312 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,270 and they want you. 313 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,330 Wait a minute. Isn't Brazilla working that job? 314 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,366 No, not now that he's in rehab. 315 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,180 So now the Mitsumoto job is yours! 316 00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:17,346 - Yeah, congratulations, man. - Yes! 317 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,183 Hey, but, Paula, before we take the job 318 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,826 I-I gotta talk to my brother about something, okay? 319 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,266 Sure. 320 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,320 Go ahead. Tell him, Marlon. 321 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,300 - I'll back you up. - Okay. 322 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,003 And the best part is.. 323 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,230 ...the Mitsumoto job pays a thousand dollars. 324 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,226 - A thousand dollars? - A thousand dollars? 325 00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:34,196 - A thousand dollars. - A thousand dollars? 326 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,353 (Paula) 'Mm-hmm.' 327 00:12:35,383 --> 00:12:37,503 Marlon. 328 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:38,130 Who would've ever thought somebody'd spend 329 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:41,096 a thousand dollars to look at you? 330 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,200 Man, Marlon, you know what this means? 331 00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:46,203 If this keeps up, I can quit my job at APS 332 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,663 and I'll never have to deliver another package 333 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,380 as long as I live. 334 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,280 Hey, pop, I thought you said you was gonna back me up. 335 00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:54,326 With a thousand dollars? 336 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,370 The only thing I'm backing up is that delivery truck 337 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,500 bringing me my new big-screen TV 338 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:02,660 with re-e-emote control. 339 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,370 And maybe I'll get 80 inches. We're gonna be rich. 340 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,280 - Let's count that money. - We're gonna be in the money. 341 00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,096 - Just help me count. - The paper.. 342 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,270 Oh! We're gonna have the money! 343 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,170 ♪ Get it while the gettin' is good ♪ 344 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,170 ♪ You gotta get it while the gettin' is good ♪ 345 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,370 ♪ You gotta get it while the gettin' is good ♪♪ 346 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,320 - 'Count the money.' - 'Gotta one, two.' 347 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,100 - 'Three, four.' - 'Four.' 348 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,160 Marlon, this is great, man. We're living large, kid. 349 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,200 Not even a month and we're already hitting 350 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,323 corporate America. 351 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,380 Man, I can't wait till 10 a.m. tomorrow morning. 352 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,160 Why? 353 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,500 'Cause that's when I'm gonna quit my job. 354 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,130 - You're gonna quit your job? - Yeah! 355 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,996 Look, Shawn, I was going to wait until tomorrow 356 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,220 to tell you this, but.. 357 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,330 But what? 358 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:50,656 That this is my last appearance as Rodney Roach. 359 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,280 Marlon, you can't quit now, man! 360 00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:53,276 We're booked for weeks! What are you talking about? 361 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:55,126 I'm talking about dressing up like a roach. 362 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,316 Shawn, I have some little kids stomping on me! 363 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,370 I mean, don't you feel like a idiot? 364 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,330 Why should I? 365 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:03,270 Look, Marlon, you are good at this, man! 366 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,230 I-I just don't wanna feel like a idiot, man. 367 00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:09,156 I mean, you're my brother, you should understand, right? 368 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,350 I understand. I gotta choke you. 369 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,230 [indistinct arguing] 370 00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:17,326 'You're gonna be a roach or you're gonna be water bug' 371 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,170 'or you're gonna be a ladybug.' 372 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,350 Or something, but we gonna get paid. 373 00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:22,833 The party's going wonderfully, Mr. Mitsumoto. 374 00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:24,146 And the entertainment will be out any minute. 375 00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:26,103 Good! Let's move it. 376 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,833 I want these brats out of here and the floor washed. 377 00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:31,096 And, Hito, if any of these kids touch my model village 378 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,223 there will be no cake. 379 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,220 Oh, yes. I'm right on it, Mr. Mitsumoto. 380 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,380 Boys and girls. Boys and girls, sit down. 381 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,170 Pay attention. 382 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,500 We have some very special celebrities here today. 383 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,000 The Power Rangers? 384 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:45,500 (children in unison) Yeah! 385 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:46,220 No! No, no, no. 386 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,320 No, Power Rangers, they said they couldn't come 387 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:51,280 because you parents haven't worked hard enough. 388 00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:53,656 Uh-huh, right. 389 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,330 So instead, we have something almost as good. 390 00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:58,116 Rodney Roach and Rufus the Rat. 391 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,326 [clapping] 392 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,096 Let's hear it for them. 393 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,123 [children applauding] 394 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,180 - There. - I will kill you, boy! 395 00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,096 I will.. 396 00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,323 Do you hear me? Do you.. 397 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,350 [Marlon coughing] 398 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:16,123 - Oh! Hello, boys and girls! - Hi, kids. Hi. 399 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,270 We're on, Marlon, come on. 400 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,180 - Alright. This is my last time. - Okay, alright. 401 00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:22,196 Hey, boys and girls. 402 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:25,503 [crying] 403 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,330 What are you supposed to be? 404 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:30,196 Those costumes suck! 405 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,323 Yeah? Wait until you see the rest of the show. 406 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:33,330 Hey, Rufus. 407 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,246 ♪ Do-do do-doop doop doop do ♪ 408 00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:38,103 ♪ If you ever get pulled over ♪ 409 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:41,503 ♪ Just remember this one thing ♪ 410 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,000 ♪ Don't talk back to the boys in blue ♪ 411 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:48,130 ♪ Or they'll beat you like Rodney King ♪ 412 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:51,326 ♪ Beat you like Rodney King ♪♪ 413 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,283 - Are you on drugs? - Are you on drugs? 414 00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:58,246 No, boys and girls. 415 00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:01,003 Do you have any special powers? 416 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,370 None that I can show you! 417 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,220 You stink! 418 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,250 - Hey! - Hey! 419 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:09,663 Who started that? Have his father fired in disgrace! 420 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,220 But that's my son. 421 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,000 I can't see the top of your head when you say that. 422 00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,830 Oh, I'm sorry. 423 00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:17,216 Oh, get out. You make me sick! 424 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,320 Yes, Mr. Mitsumoto. 425 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,160 Hey! 426 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,830 Shawn, well, how come these kids don't like us? 427 00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:24,276 I don't know. The kids in the projects loved us. 428 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,326 Only projects these kids know are science projects. 429 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,280 - 'Hey.' - 'Come on, boys and girls!' 430 00:16:28,316 --> 00:16:30,296 We just came here to have a little bit of fun. 431 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,353 Then do something funny! 432 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,223 You're a poopy head. 433 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,230 - No, you a damn poopy head. - Hey, hey, Marlon. 434 00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,156 Don't stoop down to their level. 435 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,250 You're a poopy head too. 436 00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:41,003 I know, you are, but what am I? 437 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,200 - 'Poopy head--' - I know you are but what am I-- 438 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:45,103 (Marlon) Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.. 439 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:48,273 - Eh, eh, eh, calm down. - He started it. 440 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,100 Calm down. Allow me. 441 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,203 You ever been spanked by six hands? Come here, you little.. 442 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,120 [all laughing] 443 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,160 That was funny. 444 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,170 (children in unison) Yeah. 445 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,000 They're good! But they're no Margaret Cho. 446 00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:10,126 [growling] 447 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,996 Brazilla? 448 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,180 What's going on here? 449 00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:17,296 Oh! Look, it's Brazilla! 450 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,333 Hey, look here, brother. 451 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,270 There must be some kind of mix-up with something-- 452 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,000 This is my gig, and you guys aren't taking it from me. 453 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,160 - Hey-- - Aah! 454 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,380 [all children laughing] 455 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,330 [growling] 456 00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:31,216 Brazilla's heading for the village! 457 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,120 [screaming] 458 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:36,200 - Hey, man, what are you doing? - Reclaiming what's mine. 459 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,373 Bug boy. 460 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,500 You know, I'm sick and tired of people calling me bug boy. 461 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,320 [screaming] 462 00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:53,153 Hey, nobody does that to my brother. 463 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:57,000 [children laughing] 464 00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:59,200 - They're out of control! - They're out of control! 465 00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,173 [both screaming] 466 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,280 This will surely result in mass destruction! 467 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,226 [both screaming] 468 00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:09,183 [instrumental music] 469 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,230 [grunting] 470 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,146 [both screaming] 471 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,280 [screaming continues] 472 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:34,366 There's no stopping them! 473 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,270 We must not panic! 474 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,000 [all screaming] 475 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,280 Children.. 476 00:18:39,316 --> 00:18:42,296 The children. Run please. Run for your lives. 477 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,250 [grunting] 478 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:48,303 [screaming continues] 479 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:53,133 [grunting] 480 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,333 [screaming continues] 481 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:02,000 [music continues] 482 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:05,000 [grunting] 483 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,170 [coughing] 484 00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:24,196 [burping] 485 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:26,383 Did you hit him? 486 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,370 No, he just passed out. 487 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,280 - The city is safe. - The city is safe. 488 00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:33,276 - We must go tell the others. - We must go tell the others. 489 00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:35,326 - Yeah. hey! - Yeah! 490 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,123 [instrumental music] 491 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:47,146 Yo, man, I can't believe Paula dropped us 492 00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:49,373 and all that money we made went to repairs. 493 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,330 I can't believe I ruined a party and destroyed the village. 494 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,100 Hey, don't worry about it. Brazilla got dropped too. 495 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,273 Yeah. I wonder what he's going to do now. 496 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,300 I don't know, but I heard he was 497 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,353 going back into priesthood. 498 00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:04,303 They better hide the wine, brother. 499 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:08,163 Yo, kid, I'm sorry for puttin' you through all this. 500 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,170 It's alright man. 501 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,180 It's kinda hard telling your older brother no. 502 00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:15,326 I know, just ask Erik Menendez. 503 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,120 - That was funny. - 'I know.' 504 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,130 I'm just glad it's all over now. 505 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,996 - It ain't over yet. - 'What do you mean?' 506 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,180 I'm thinking of becoming an agent just like Paula. 507 00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:26,166 And I already got my first act. 508 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,230 Word? 509 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:30,116 My eyes, my eyes! My eyes. 510 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:32,660 Help me, somebody, please. Help me, help me, please. 511 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,000 Help me, please. Help me. 512 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:35,100 Help me, please. Help me. 513 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,833 Help me.. Help me, help me, please. 514 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,166 Sorry, Pops, I didn't know it was you! 515 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,230 You look just like the big one 516 00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,826 that always crawls under the stove. 517 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:45,496 Benny.. I don't know what you're talking about. 518 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,230 Help me, somebody. Please, help me. 519 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:48,326 Shawn, Marlon, where are you? Help me. 520 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:51,166 Help me, please. Help me. Hey. 521 00:21:18,383 --> 00:21:22,003 [speaking in foreign language] 522 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:26,833 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon. Say cheese!