1 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:23,730 you 2 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,980 Oh, my God. Look at this. 3 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,720 She has risen! 4 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:05,880 Oh, no. 5 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:07,860 I was never dead. 6 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,880 TMZ got a bad tip. 7 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,980 They issued a retraction this morning. 8 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,500 They said they carried your body off a boat in Singapore and you didn't make 9 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:21,100 What? They said they carried your body off a boat in Singapore and you didn't 10 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,100 make it. 11 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,120 No, yeah. 12 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,680 No, no, no. I didn't make it to the hospital. 13 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,280 I came to in the ambulance. I had them reroute me to my hotel. 14 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:37,760 We didn't want to believe it, that it made sense because of your, you know, 15 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,740 breakdown. 16 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,100 My breakdown? 17 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:48,300 Yeah. At late night, it was all over the news that you had cuckoo. 18 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,460 Headlines are horrible. 19 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,580 How Debra Vance lost her way and lost late night in the process. 20 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,380 Oh, diva down. 21 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,620 Talk show host's bizarre behavior raises serious concern. 22 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,460 Ever since you went to Singapore, Bob Lipka has been smearing you in the 23 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:33,060 But I defended you in all the comments with my burner at Joyce Goldblatt Chang. 24 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:37,120 Oh, my God. Debra Vance's on -air break while they cut the feed before her 25 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,120 meltdown. What? 26 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:39,260 That's a bad one. 27 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:43,340 Oh, once an arsonist, always an arsonist. Debra Vance burns down late 28 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,240 God, I knew that social media detox was going to bite me in the ass. 29 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:50,920 First, I was tagged in some very unflattering photos. Now this? 30 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:52,680 There are hundreds of these. 31 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,440 World articles calling me a free speech warrior. 32 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:58,020 Well, there were some positive ones, but they've been buried. 33 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,360 Of course, because that bastard owns almost every news outlet. 34 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,619 Oh, my God. 35 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,960 I think we've all read the stories. Speaking of. 36 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:06,400 Yeah, it's tragic. 37 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:10,870 Of course, I wish Debra had spoken to us first, but hey, it is a tough gig. 38 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:12,930 Not everyone's built for it. 39 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:18,310 We all just hope she gets well. Gets well? Gets well? Gets well? 40 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:21,370 No wonder the obituary was so bad. 41 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:24,230 They needed someone to blame, so they blamed me, the crazy lady. 42 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:27,110 It's a fucking house fire all over again. 43 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:31,450 We need to sue, okay? And we need to get these websites to issue a retraction. 44 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,050 I don't think that's good. No. 45 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:34,610 Damage is already done. 46 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:40,610 We need to shift the narrative with something bigger than all of this. Like 47 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:41,610 what? 48 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:43,030 I'll figure something out. 49 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,130 How have you guys been? 50 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:58,050 Good. I think we should do a couple's costume for Halloween. 51 00:03:58,330 --> 00:03:59,370 Well, what are you thinking? 52 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:01,110 Bart and Lisa or... Knock, knock. 53 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:02,490 Hey. 54 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,150 May I? Sure. 55 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:10,780 Regret to inform you that Jeff Dunham is signing elsewhere. 56 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,160 Fuck! 57 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,220 But the meeting went so well, I even got along with a stupid -ass puppet. 58 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,519 All of our meetings go well, and then they find out we can't do business with 59 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:21,640 Bob Lipka's company, then they ghost us. Well, it doesn't help that our client 60 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,820 list is older female losing bone density by the minute, Jimmy. 61 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,200 You don't have to tell me twice. We lost two clients to bad falls this month 62 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,280 alone. It's sad, and I don't want to visit the hospital again. 63 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,680 Parking is a nightmare. 64 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,400 I didn't want to tell you this, but... 65 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:36,050 We lost Lassie. 66 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:38,250 The dog signed somewhere else? 67 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:40,990 No, I mean, we literally lost her. She ran away. 68 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,670 And she's not fixed, Jimmy. She's probably taken loads of every pity from 69 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:47,950 to Santa Clarita, stupid whore. All right, look, I know this isn't popular. 70 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:50,330 one's going to want to hear this, but I think we should revisit the conversation 71 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:51,790 about downsizing the office. No! 72 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:53,810 We're not downsizing. 73 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:56,150 Don't make me say that again. 74 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:57,610 Kayla, the office? 75 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,740 The rent, the phones, the insurance. It costs $30 ,000 a month to be here. It's 76 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:02,739 worth it. 77 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:06,320 We're projecting success to the industry. I mean, there's already nasty 78 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,200 going around about us ever since you beat the shit out of Bob Lipka. I didn't 79 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,880 beat the shit out of him. I just knocked his phone out of his hand. We had a 80 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,639 little scuffle. 81 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,920 The assistant slack is still a buzz, boss. 82 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,160 Not good. If we move now, it's a death bill. 83 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,200 Okay. 84 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:24,350 Fine. It's Damien. Says Deborah wants to have lunch in Vegas this afternoon. 85 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:26,690 Oh, my God. The last -minute flights are going to be so expensive. This is what 86 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:27,389 I'm talking about. 87 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:28,390 Did you know it's free? 88 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:33,330 You have BMW, which I just had vacuumed. It's spotless. You could eat an omakase 89 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:34,329 off the desk. 90 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,610 Sure, but if we're going to drive and be there by lunch, we've got to go now. 91 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,470 Road tip. I'll drive. Don't worry. I just got my license. 92 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:40,970 Just? Second. 93 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:43,410 Okay, I guess I'll sit in the back of my own car. 94 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:56,110 I figured it out. What time is it? 95 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:59,990 Actually, what day is it? Every obituary leads to the person's greatest 96 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:05,010 achievement or failure. That's why I need a win. A legacy -defining win that 97 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:09,790 they cannot spin. Okay. I refuse to be remembered on other people's terms as a 98 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:13,910 quitter or the person who killed late night or some hysterical woman. I have 99 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:16,110 worked too hard and I have fought far too long. 100 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,970 I will be remembered for my accomplishments. 101 00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:23,110 Yes. So I have decided to EGOT. 102 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,800 Uh, EGOT? 103 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,120 Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony. I know. Well, actually, I didn't. I thought the G was 104 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,760 for Golden Globe. But I love that. I love that! 105 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,520 Oh, good. I kind of assumed you'd think it was crazy. No. 106 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:41,220 I think it would be crazy if you did not do that. 107 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,500 Right? Great! 108 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,640 Come on, get up. We're having lunch with the team. Now! 109 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:46,240 Well, lunch? 110 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,820 I'm still on Singapore Standard Time. 111 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,440 Midnight snack could be good. 112 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:14,490 Now E! God is ambitious, but I'm already halfway there. 113 00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:19,030 I have a daytime Emmy for hosting Begongle. Yes! Oh, my God. Begongle. 114 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:24,570 Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, Begongle was a game show on the USA Network in 1992 115 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:27,410 celebrities played Boggle on a constantly shaking floor. 116 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:29,750 So funny. And I already have my Tony for producing. 117 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:33,970 In a post -Coital Haze, Eric Idle convinced me to put some money into 118 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:40,670 Anyway, I already have my T and my E, so now I need you to get me my O. 119 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,010 O. 120 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:47,060 Well, I was for Oscar. No, I know what O stands for. I just meant O, like a 121 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,300 reaction. Oh, that's crazy. Wow. 122 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,880 Anyway, Debra, I'm going to have to review your contract because I have to 123 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,880 what you can even do legally. 124 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,500 Buffman, permission to speak? 125 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,280 Sure. Now, the network paid out Debra's contract, and they did it all through 126 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,660 her exclusivity clause, not the non -compete. 127 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:06,790 Technically, she can't do anything scripted or paid TV, film, no new media. 128 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,370 control her social, no live public performances. 129 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:13,930 And the contract specifies Florida law governs. And because Debra already 130 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:16,890 her injunctive relief clause, if she violates the contract, they can come at 131 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:18,210 with a restraining order or worse. 132 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,550 You memorized all that? 133 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:24,070 Inadvertently. Someone recently told me they thought I was autistic. 134 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,010 That was me this morning. Oh, yeah. 135 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:30,830 Anyway, she can technically still film something out as long as it's not 136 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,330 released until the non -compete is over. 137 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,900 I like this young man. 138 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:37,220 The thing about an Oscar is... Jimmy, it's not that difficult. 139 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,539 I mean, award voters love it when funny people go dead serious. Yeah. Just find 140 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:45,160 me my Monique moment. Well, I can take you off... Oh, now, on to the grammar. 141 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,960 Tragically, I have been nominated for my stand -up record seven times. I have 142 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,739 never won. 143 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,540 Seven? I was seven. Mm -hmm. 144 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:56,340 Not a Bantz in Hell, Under the Knife, Over the Drama, Live at the Mall of 145 00:08:56,340 --> 00:09:00,860 America, The Alestra Diaries, Live for Your Diet, The Death Commandment. 146 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:03,570 And the best things in life are at Sears. 147 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,330 Debra Vance Live, sponsored by Sears. So, yeah. 148 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,030 Robbed. Now, I know I can't do stand -up right now, so I'm taking a different 149 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:14,450 route. I'm going to compete in the best audiobook category by recording my 150 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,510 memoir. You wrote a memoir? 151 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:16,509 That's great. 152 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:20,830 Well, no, not yet. But I happen to know the best writer in the world. 153 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:22,750 Oh. Tony Kirshner. 154 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:24,990 Hey, what about me? 155 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,770 You can't write my memoir. You're too obsessed with me. 156 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,050 It's cool. 157 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:32,250 I gave up on developing my prose skills when I realized Gen Alpha can't read. 158 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,150 All right, everybody, let's go. 159 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,690 G -O stands for Grammy, Oscar. 160 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:38,770 Yeah. I'm not scared. 161 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,650 A Grammy and an Oscar. 162 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:45,930 Ava. No, I know, okay, but you don't understand how bad it got in Singapore. 163 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:49,890 She was sleeping all day. She was drinking till noon. Jimmy, she wore 164 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,910 public. Did the Crocs have a heel? 165 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:53,170 No. 166 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,400 But she keeps her heels on during surgery. 167 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,220 Yeah, so that's why whatever she wants to do, we need to get on board, okay? 168 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,720 Okay, yeah. 169 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,560 And you know what? I guess she has done crazier things, right? Yes, of course. 170 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,100 She can do anything. 171 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,220 We can do anything. 172 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaking of which, I need you to write and sell a huge international hit that 173 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,520 has potential for sequels. Can you do that? 174 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,500 I... Look, I would never normally pressure a client to help our firm 175 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:21,220 financially, but we really need it. We've had a tough few months. 176 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,340 Jimmy, she gave up the show for me. 177 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,740 You know, I have to stay and help her. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I get that. 178 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,260 Actually, I did finish my Mall Girl script in Singapore. I can send you 179 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:38,980 Amazing. Okay, great. You send me that, and I guess I'll go get Debra an Academy 180 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:39,980 Award? 181 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,560 Perfect. Great to see you. 182 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:51,620 Mr. Kushner, I just want to say, it's... 183 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:54,710 It's such an honor to observe the writing process of one of my heroes. 184 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:58,110 I mean, Angels in America was just, yeah, so formative for me. 185 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:02,350 Oh, that's sweet. She's just shadowing, so feel free to ignore her. I often do. 186 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,590 Oh. 187 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,670 So, Tony, where do we start? 188 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:09,630 I'm thinking a chapter a day, 15 chapters. We should be able to wrap this 189 00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:10,690 two weeks. Easy. 190 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:15,150 We're going to need far longer than that. I really believe in an immersive 191 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,150 process. 192 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:17,630 Oh. 193 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,030 Okay. 194 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,210 Well, I don't tend to love those. 195 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:25,520 whiny childhood parts of most celebrity memoirs. 196 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,740 But then again, I was a very strong child. 197 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:31,980 I held up my own head at three months old. My little blonde head. Oh, wow. 198 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:33,339 I know. 199 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:35,540 Oh, that would make a great opening sentence. 200 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,780 Quote, I was born blonde. 201 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:43,960 I actually want to start way before that. Since your people descend from 202 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:49,720 Scotland, I've been reading The Lion in the North, 1 ,000 years of Scotland's 203 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:54,940 history. Did you know that your eighth great -grandfather was a prominent 204 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:58,260 in the Battle of Glenfruin? I didn't. 205 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:02,930 It's really fascinating stuff. It starts with the McGregor clan. They were in a 206 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:07,070 feud with the Coughlin clan over cattle theft and land theft. It's like the 207 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:11,910 beginning of the 17th century when James VI, who was a big homo, moved to 208 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:16,210 England to become James I. And it was the start of the Jacobean era. 209 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:27,870 What if Debra produces a documentary short? That's got to be an easy 210 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:31,310 right? There's no way Debra's getting into that category this year. 211 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:35,310 I mean, do you see how many ongoing awards we have going on right now? 212 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,230 at least a nominee coming out of each. 213 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:41,730 Unless Debra wants to drag a film crew through the Congo, it's not happening. 214 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,050 This is impossible. 215 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,770 It is. Is it, though? 216 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,390 Because correct me if I'm wrong, there already is a movie with early Oscar buzz 217 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,530 that Debra has a connection to. 218 00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:50,950 Which one? 219 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,260 The Fatty Arbuckle movie, Jimmy? The one you're producing? Hello? 220 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,200 Hi, yeah, no. That's the only project we have without Deborah or a rabid dog 221 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,120 attached. Absolutely not, no. 222 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,580 And dare I say I'm proud of my work on it. Thank you very much. 223 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,700 It's an award season dream. 224 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,500 It's a biopic. 225 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:09,980 It's got famous actors playing a games type. It's a period piece. It's got 226 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:13,580 everything. She just needs a small part. Do you know that Beatrice Strait won 227 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:17,460 the Oscar for Network despite having only five minutes of screen time? Five 228 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:20,580 minutes? I didn't know. I had no idea. But it doesn't matter. We're already 229 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:21,499 finished shooting. 230 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,260 Don't we have to do reshoots? No, we are doing additional photography. 231 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,940 Reshoots? We are doing additional photography, but it's different than a 232 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:31,400 reshoot. Christopher Plummer was nominated for a performance done 233 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,260 within additional photography. Thank you. 234 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,380 Wow. How do you know all this stuff? 235 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:38,580 Once I started learning about Hollywood, I couldn't stop. 236 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:43,120 Such a fascinating mix of culture and business and art and history. 237 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:44,540 It's America. 238 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:47,160 I mean, maybe if she was Australian, I could see it. 239 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,500 But, no, look. 240 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,220 The Arbuckle movie is the only thing that's going well for her firm. I can't 241 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:53,839 mess it up. 242 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,980 All right, whatever you say. 243 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,840 Maybe she could learn sound mixing and ride to the top of her field in the next 244 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,840 few weeks. 245 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:05,000 The worst idea I've ever heard. Hey, there are no bad ideas, but... No, it's 246 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,260 okay. I probably shouldn't have said anything. 247 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680 Fuck! 248 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,820 You've got to be more sensitive to her, okay? 249 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,640 Kayla, Kayla, honey, it's okay. You know what? There are no bad ideas in a 250 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,180 brainstorm. And it's really hard to get an author. 251 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,760 So today, let's start with high school. 252 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,260 I was gorgeous, smart, and popular. 253 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:34,020 College, same. Now that's when Frank came in. Before we get into that, let me 254 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,020 just play you something. 255 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:43,120 I think this is the soundtrack for the first chapter of the book. 256 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:49,460 Books don't have soundtracks. No, the soundtrack I'll listen to while I write 257 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,680 that section of your life. 258 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,480 Oh my God, that is... 259 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,200 Such a cool way to do it. God, when I write, I just change out of my sleep 260 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,020 pajamas to my daytime pajamas. 261 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,860 Maybe close your eyes to really feel it? 262 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,860 I don't know. I have a Pulitzer. 263 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,880 Oh, wow. 264 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,540 That does feel good. 265 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,540 Right? She gets it. 266 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,220 I love this song. Hi, Tony. 267 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,040 Isn't that all there is? 268 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:34,600 Is that all there is? 269 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:42,360 If that's all there is, my friend, then let's keep 270 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,700 dancing. 271 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:48,280 Oh, Patty, I can't be alone. 272 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,400 I wish I could hold you just one more time. 273 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:59,510 I can't believe I'm saying this, but Debra actually would be better for this 274 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,990 part. Uh, yeah. 275 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,530 Anybody would. Let's cut. 276 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:07,390 Cutting! I'm sorry, guys. I'm really having trouble accessing the emotions 277 00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:11,350 today. No, no, no, darling. You're doing fantastic. We love it. 278 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,250 I hate it that she's so mad. 279 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,630 Yeah, she's been horrible all day. 280 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:19,530 Do you think that maybe she'd be better if we put peanut butter on the roof of 281 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:20,530 her mouth? 282 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,690 What? We recently did the last reboot. 283 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,610 She's kidding, I think. I'm not kidding. I hope. 284 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:29,130 Look, I hate to say this, but I do think we should recast her. You do? 285 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,070 That's a good idea. I mean, this movie's about a comedian, right? 286 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:33,610 Cleaning a little maudlin. 287 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,770 I think you should put a comedian in the role, right? 288 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,870 What about Debra Vance? 289 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:43,850 That's an interesting idea. Does she act at all? Are you kidding? She was the 290 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,690 lead of Who's Making Dinner, a groundbreaking sitcom in the 70s. 291 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,770 She's great in that. And you know what is crazy? Her story is exactly like 292 00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:53,400 Fatty's. I mean, she was cast aside by the public, she was maligned, but then 293 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400 she rose from the ashes. 294 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:57,200 It's actually really good for the narrative, and I think she'd be amazing 295 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,440 park. That was very inspiring, Kayla. 296 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,660 It's a great idea. I just totally came up with it. Didn't she go crazy or 297 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,400 something recently? No, no, no, that was a coordinated smear campaign. What the 298 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,560 hell are you talking about? That is absolutely false. I can tell you after 299 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,440 the things you've read. Something's not true. 300 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,040 She's fattier than ever. Okay, great. 301 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,540 I love it. Let's do it. 302 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,540 Okay. Awesome. Oh, my God. And you have to fire Esme because I'm not good at 303 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,540 being direct with people. 304 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,940 You're a director. 305 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,119 I know. 306 00:17:20,419 --> 00:17:21,419 Okay. Great. 307 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,339 Cool. Moving on, everyone. 308 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,640 All right, moving on. 309 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,920 God, 310 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,980 I can't believe you're recording the book already. 311 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,680 Oh, no, no, the book's not happening. 312 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,660 I fired Kushner. 313 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,380 You fired Tony Kushner? 314 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,120 No, Deborah! 315 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,800 God, I was going to slowly develop a relationship with him over the course of 316 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,760 years and then eventually ask him to read my script, and he was going to love 317 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,340 it. You know how it is with men. If they're not moving at your pace, it just 318 00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:50,940 gets boring and painful after a while. Okay, so why are we in a recording 319 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,940 then? 320 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,880 I had Mackenzie run the numbers to see if I could still get a Grammy this year. 321 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,240 Deborah, we talked about you not using Mackenzie. 322 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,240 You said I could do it if it was for a good cause. 323 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,340 No, I didn't. Well, it is, and I did. 324 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,900 Apparently, it is an incredibly weak year for one Grammy category. 325 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,400 Regional Mexican music album, including Tejano. 326 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:18,870 And and if I'm featured with the frontrunner and they win we say well, 327 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:19,509 week here. 328 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:26,450 I get my G Yeah Hey Deborah, we're ready for you Did 329 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:33,290 you know about this 330 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,290 yeah 331 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,080 Oh, God. 332 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,480 I hate firing people. 333 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,620 Let's do Good Cop, Bad Cop. 334 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,080 I'll be Bad Cop. They're sexier. 335 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:15,860 Okay. Just... Okay. We should see a concert soon. I'm kind of in the mood 336 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:16,860 concert. 337 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,960 All right. Come in. 338 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,840 Hi there. It's Jimmy and Kayla. 339 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,100 Yeah. Hi. 340 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200 Hi. 341 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,120 We need to talk to you, honey. Okay. 342 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,880 Sure. Come on in. 343 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:33,780 Oh, thank you so much for welcoming us into your space. 344 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:34,980 Of course. 345 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:42,200 We should start by saying that you, madam, have been just so punctual. 346 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,140 Of course I'm punctual. That being said, you're bad. 347 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:50,600 Your acting's ass, and you're being outperformed by a dead corpse, mama. 348 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,740 Okay, sorry about her. Give us a second. 349 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,100 That was insane, but honestly, it's on me. I should have never let you be bad 350 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,100 cop. You be good cop. 351 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,440 Okay. Kind of an oxymoron, though. Fucking pig. 352 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,620 Just be as nice as you possibly can, okay? 353 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:05,640 Okay. I'll be the nicest girl in the whole world. 354 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,520 Sorry about that, hon. I'm super vibe -holer. 355 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,920 Oh, my God. I did not know that. 356 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,660 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 357 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,930 But unfortunately, I do have some bad news. 358 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,750 Okay. 359 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,210 Those are real lips. 360 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:23,090 If so, your boyfriend's one lucky son of a bitch. 361 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,590 I have a wife. 362 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:26,990 Oh. Yeah. 363 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,650 Listen, there's no easy way to say this. 364 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,290 You are being recast. What? 365 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,650 Oh, my God. 366 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,690 You are terminated and effective immediately. Please pack up your things 367 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,190 return your costume and the wig cap. 368 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,430 Fuck you, Jimmy. 369 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:42,990 Seriously? What? I mean, this is so unfair, right? 370 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,590 Insane. Wrong. 371 00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:48,770 You jackass! No, we're not getting the union involved. 372 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,730 We're just recasting. It happens every day. No, I mean, seriously. 373 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,250 You've been mistreated in the workplace. 374 00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:55,790 No, she hasn't. This is just a recasting. It happens every day in 375 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,410 I've never seen something like this. It happens a lot, OK? 376 00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,430 Unfortunately, this division is final. 377 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,509 You're fired. 378 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,210 But you're also signed by us as a client. 379 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,850 Really? Mm -hmm. Kayla. 380 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,490 I am seeking representation. 381 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,810 Well, you found it with Schaefer and Lucek. 382 00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:12,010 Welcome to the family. 383 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,230 Oh, my god. 384 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:16,670 Yeah, we should definitely get a dinner on the books. Yay! 385 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,390 Dinner, dinner, dinner. 386 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:26,270 To build the comfort of the dead, yet to be destroyed. I 387 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:31,370 consider myself a playwright who's learned to write screenplays. Or perhaps 388 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:34,210 should say, I'm a playwright who's learned to write screenplays for Steven 389 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,210 Spielberg. 390 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:36,510 Hello. 391 00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:40,510 Hey, what's up? I've been thinking. The real way. 392 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:44,740 To cement my legacy is for me to primary AOC. 393 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,520 What do you think? 394 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,000 Oh, um, yeah. 395 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,500 Yeah, totally. 396 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,620 That sounds good. I guess we would have to get you a New York address first in 397 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,219 the Bronx. 398 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,880 That could be cool. We could hang out there. I heart New York. I would love to 399 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,200 hang out in New York City a lot more. I would love that. 400 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,700 Okay, that's it. What is wrong with you? 401 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,720 Nothing. What are you talking about? 402 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:10,630 You're not challenging me in your normal, well, haven't you ever 403 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,050 way? I'm just trying to be supportive. 404 00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:15,550 Well, I don't need a yes man. I need a no woman to ignore. 405 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,930 Okay, well, fine. 406 00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:25,390 Yeah, things got really dark in Singapore, and it was really scary 407 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,129 that way. 408 00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:29,850 And now you're back, and you're motivated, and it's just nice to see you 409 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,850 out of bed every day excited. 410 00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,770 Well, okay. 411 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,820 But, you know, I do sometimes need you to be honest with me. 412 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,680 Okay, well, I don't think performing Tejano music is how you want to rewrite 413 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,619 your legacy. 414 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,620 Why not? 415 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,640 I just... I don't know that, like, trying to find some loophole to game the 416 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,300 system in an obscure awards category is what you want to be remembered for, is 417 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,300 it? Maybe. 418 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,980 I mean, it's non -compete. It could be a blessing in disguise. 419 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:09,540 I could discover something new. I'm brilliant at my true calling. 420 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:10,819 I mean, look at Woody Allen. 421 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:14,980 He's a gifted clarinetist. Doll, Woody Allen is not going to be remembered for 422 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:18,900 playing the clarinet or the movies or the bucket hat. It's going to be the 423 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:23,340 thing, okay? And you are going to be remembered for comedy because you're a 424 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,340 comedian. 425 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,080 You said it yourself in your final monologue, remember? 426 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,280 God, I don't remember what I said. 427 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,800 I certainly haven't watched it. 428 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,300 Yeah, well, maybe you should. 429 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,200 Okay. 430 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,360 What is the biggest achievement for a comedian? 431 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,080 Beating a rape trial. 432 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,420 Seriously. 433 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,720 Hosting a late night show. 434 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,520 Come on, anything else? 435 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,980 Selling out Madison Square Garden. 436 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,320 Okay, great. 437 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,180 But I can't do that. 438 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,780 I can't perform. 439 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,000 I know, and I don't know how to get around that. 440 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,120 I don't know what to do. 441 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,920 So you have a bump, but no pitch. 442 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:08,690 Yeah, I'm sorry. 443 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:10,750 Yeah, me too. 444 00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:19,250 I'm going to bed. 445 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,399 No results. 446 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,440 Unbelievable. Yeah, they've taken down every late night clip. 447 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:06,700 This is criminal. 448 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:07,860 Hang on. 449 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,120 Oh, shit. 450 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,480 What? 451 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,680 They took down my bad, too. 452 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,440 What? 453 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,640 Why would my special be gone? 454 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,200 Because it's on their streamer. 455 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,040 Bob Lipka controls that, too. 456 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,640 They fucking scrubbed everything. 457 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:30,540 Everything. 458 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,190 Everything that we have worked on for the past five years is gone. 459 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:39,390 They're not just rewriting me. They are erasing me. 460 00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:41,450 I'm so sorry. 461 00:25:42,650 --> 00:25:46,590 You know, the last time the press smeared me, I just let them. 462 00:25:46,890 --> 00:25:51,510 I leaned into it. But not this time. This time I am writing my story. Because 463 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,230 you're right. I am a comedian. 464 00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:56,890 And I'm doing comedy. And I'm doing it tomorrow night. 465 00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:01,050 Totally. Super support you. But how are you going to call Jimmy, manager? 466 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,720 I'm sure she'll be okay. 467 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,760 Thank you, Orna. But again, I do want to revisit working on your boundaries with 468 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,760 clients. 469 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:14,920 I've been thinking about that a lot, and I, um... Oh, you know what? Deborah's 470 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,140 calling. Same time next week? Great. 471 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,120 Hey, Deborah. 472 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:22,300 Hi, hi, hi, hi. I hope it's not too late. No, no, this is great. I actually 473 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:23,960 to talk to you. I just figured it was too late for you. 474 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,800 Are you ready for your close -up, Mr. Vance? 475 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,300 What? I got you a part. 476 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,620 Your Oscar is just one great performance, nomination, flawless 477 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:35,220 away. No, I'm over that. 478 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,440 Don't need an Oscar anymore. 479 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,020 No, yes, you do. You need it. You told me you needed it. And we recast 480 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,760 We're putting you on the call sheet right now. Jimmy, I'm doing stand -up 481 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,780 tomorrow. Oh, no. 482 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,700 Your son down in Darling. 483 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:48,180 You cannot perform. 484 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,480 No, I'm going to do a secret show. We're going to confiscate phones. 485 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,220 Well, no venue's going to agree to that. 486 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,480 They don't have to. 487 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:57,180 I know a guy. 488 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,380 Password? Hermes Kelly 28, Croc, Gold Hardware. 489 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,760 Follow me. I'm gonna do this in time. 490 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,880 Phones, please. 491 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:25,320 If your babysitter calls, Damien here will handle it. And if you try to think 492 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,620 a device, you will be paid. 493 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,059 They are good. 494 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:30,980 Follow me and watch me step. We are not live with people, ladies. 495 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:36,180 Open any hard candy now. So help me God, if I hear a rustle, you're gone. 496 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,520 Sit. Right this way. 497 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,360 Front row, best seat in the house. You do have to sit on the floor, though. 498 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,660 Sorry about that. Did you get your mom yet? The Arbuckle movie is freaking out. 499 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:45,900 All right, let me try her again. 500 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,560 I'm so sorry, everybody. I'm so sorry. 501 00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:57,570 Oh, it's my son calling. He's been trying to reach me. 502 00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:01,450 Hi, Annie. What's going on? You know that we shoot until midnight every 503 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:02,950 I know. I'm sorry. Just listen. 504 00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:05,330 I got you a role in the Fatty Arbuckle movie. 505 00:28:05,570 --> 00:28:06,930 Okay. Say more. 506 00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:09,790 Here's the only issue. We lose our location Saturday, so we have to shoot 507 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:12,870 tomorrow. Can you be off book for eight pages by morning? 508 00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:14,129 Baby, are you kidding? 509 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:17,250 I'm in soaps. I could be off book for Hamlet in 20 minutes. 510 00:28:17,610 --> 00:28:18,449 Oh, great. 511 00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:21,970 Okay. Oh, the show's starting. I gotta go. I'll text you. All right. Love ya. 512 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:25,180 Okay. When my mom is in, she's going to do it. 513 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,080 Thank you. 514 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,740 Here I am, back from the dead. 515 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,460 You know, when a man does that, he's the son of God. When a woman does it, she's 516 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,020 held for questioning at LAX. 517 00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:18,200 The only other time I was mistaken for a corpse is when I let a straight man do 518 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,200 my makeup. 519 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,680 You know, when you're away from the spotlight. 520 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,380 You have time to think about what really matters. 521 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,160 The spotlight! 522 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120 Oh, 523 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,080 can I try the kitty cat? 524 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,340 Mmm. Oh, that is fierce. 525 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600 Stunning. Look at that. 526 00:29:57,610 --> 00:30:03,830 stunning oh excuse me are you deborah van yes i'm alive and you've been served 527 00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:11,030 there's 528 00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:14,650 a video of you from the show online i can't believe those people found it so 529 00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:18,930 quickly looks like we're going to court ma 'am we need that ring back so give it 530 00:30:18,930 --> 00:30:19,930 back when she's ready 531 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,200 Thank you. 532 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,700 We've just learned the judge has ruled that due to Comstar's investment in 533 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:54,180 promoting Deborah Vance as the host of Late Night, the clause barring her from 534 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:58,300 performing is, in fact, enforceable. A temporary restraining order will be put 535 00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:02,720 in place until a full trial can be set. This is a huge loss for Ms. Vance and 536 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,419 her team. 537 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:08,260 We'll be covering... Okay, give us some space, please. Just stay back. 538 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,260 Free speech is under attack in this country. 539 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:18,180 Today, I have been told that I cannot so much as perform one single joke or I 540 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,180 will go to jail. 541 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:20,860 But they can't censor me forever. 542 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:26,520 The moment my contract expires, I will be speaking my truth. In fact, I'll be 543 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:32,620 shouting it at my comeback show at the world's most famous arena, Madison 544 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:33,620 Garden. 545 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,260 Thank you. 546 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,640 Excuse us, guys. Excuse us, please. Back up. 547 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,879 Back up. 548 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,300 Give us some room. Thank you. 549 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:43,060 The garden? 550 00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:47,900 Yep. It's the ultimate win for a comedian. If I sell it out, I'll be one 551 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,180 a handful who have ever done it. And that will be my legacy. 552 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,400 You know, for a woman who can't be on camera, you've just got a lot of air 553 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,920 Mm -hmm. 554 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,140 Wait. You leaked that video, didn't you? 555 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,360 No. 556 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,500 I did. 557 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:02,980 So it's a great fit. 558 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,440 We have to announce somehow. 559 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,960 Oh, my God.