1 00:00:00,397 --> 00:00:15,332 480p and 720p Movies Download | Mkvking.com 6 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:23,744 (TRAIN RUMBLES PAST |N BACKGROUND) 7 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:31,370 AMERICAN WOMAN: Tell me the one about the day we met. 8 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,947 IRISH WOMAN: l was walking past the coffee shop, lost, 9 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:37,369 and you were standing outside. 10 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,331 AMERICAN WOMAN: I said, "You look like a girl 11 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,831 "who's looking for something." 12 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,999 IRISH WOMAN: Mmm. The call centre. 13 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,198 AMERICAN WOMAN: Inspiration. 14 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:46,999 IRISH WOMAN: Well, first and foremost, the call centre. 15 00:00:47,042 --> 00:00:48,623 I had a job interview. 16 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:52,699 AMERICAN WOMAN: Tell me about the next time we met. 17 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,990 IRISH WOMAN: You were driving a tram. 18 00:00:55,042 --> 00:00:56,282 AMERICAN WOMAN: It wasn't even my tram. 19 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:59,120 IRISH WOMAN: (LAUGHS) It was the coolest thing I've ever seen. 20 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:01,790 - AMERICAN WOMAN: Still? - IRISH WOMAN: Always. 21 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:04,412 ('BOYS WANNA BE HER' BY PEACHES PLAYS) 22 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:19,072 J‘ Ooh 23 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:23,156 J‘ Ooh 24 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:26,489 J‘ Ooh 25 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:27,572 J‘ Boom 26 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:29,906 J‘ Ooh 27 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:31,781 J‘ Ooh 28 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,865 (CAT PURRS) 29 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:43,246 J‘ You've got them all by the balls, causing waterfalls 30 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:44,823 J‘ Stone walls, bar brawls 31 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:46,578 J‘ Climbing stalls at concert halls 32 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:49,871 J‘ To you they crawl, body sprawl, smoking Pall Malls 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,740 J‘ Close call, stand tall 34 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:53,619 J‘ Doll, you make them feel so small 35 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:55,410 J‘ And they love it 36 00:01:56,583 --> 00:02:00,451 J‘ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 37 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,286 J‘ Ooh 38 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:07,406 J‘ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 39 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,785 J‘ The boys wanna be her The boys 40 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:10,706 J‘ The girls wanna be her The girls 41 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,789 J‘ The boys wanna be her The boys 42 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,206 J‘ The girls wanna be her The girls 43 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,786 J‘ The boys wanna be her The boys 44 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:17,578 J‘ The girls wanna be her The girls 45 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,664 J‘ The boys wanna be her The boys 46 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,411 J‘ I wanna be her 47 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,410 J‘ Yes, I do. J‘ 48 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,540 (JAZZ PLAYS IN OTHER ROOM) 49 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:42,703 (GROANS) 50 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,368 (GRUNTS) 51 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:51,578 (SIGHS) 52 00:02:59,042 --> 00:03:01,374 Oh. (GROANS) 53 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,498 (IRISH ACCENT) Tyler? 54 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,033 (GRUNTS, SIGHS) 55 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,615 Tyler! 56 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:24,661 (AMERICAN ACCENT) The way I see it, 57 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:27,829 girls are tied to beds for two reasons - 58 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,039 SEX... 59 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:32,243 ..and exorcisms. 60 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,661 So, which was it with you? 61 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,286 (GRUNTS) What time is it? 62 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,956 Time is irrelevant. 63 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,248 Where did you sleep? 64 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,573 I didn't. 65 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:47,079 I Fonzed it on the roof 66 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:49,537 with a spritzer and my shades on. 67 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:50,660 Eyyyy! 68 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:52,160 (GROANS) 69 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:54,829 (LAUGHS) Whoa there, Bambi. Up. 70 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:56,202 (GROANS) 71 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:59,457 We need to be at the restaurant for 5:30. 72 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:01,703 Ugh! Enforced family fun. 73 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,579 (GROANS) I need to piss. 74 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,039 Whoa! 75 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,623 (TYLER LAUGHS) 76 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,412 Fine. I will piss in your bed. 77 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,323 We might as well prepare for the future. 78 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:15,703 One day, it's just gonna be you and me, 79 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:18,324 lying around, pissing all over each other. 80 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:19,372 Mm-hm. 81 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:21,703 - The golden years! - Ah! 82 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,081 (URINATES) 83 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:27,910 TYLER: How's your hue? 84 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:32,999 BOTH: White piss good, amber piss bad. 85 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,706 - You need to hydrate. - (GROANS) 86 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:35,788 Fancy a spritzer? 87 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:38,033 I think I'm about to start my period. Are you? 88 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,206 Of course. The moon has married us both. 89 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,915 That old troublemaker? Do we have any sanitary products? 90 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,991 Ugh. Those abominations? 91 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,744 We're boycotting them, remember? 92 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,996 God forbid our bodies should soil the soft furnishings. 93 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:51,157 God forbid 94 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,741 our reality should ruin the big, jazzy fantasy! 95 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:54,697 Do we, though? 96 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:58,662 First things first. Let's get you a loosener, hmm? 97 00:04:58,708 --> 00:04:59,572 Definitely. 98 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,249 Oh, and let's get Jean out after. She needs a break. 99 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:05,082 Oh, how the mighty fall. Real estate! 100 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:06,373 Undoubtedly. 101 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:08,619 Your wee sister has forgotten how to live. 102 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,623 We must remind her. 103 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:11,663 There. 104 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:14,868 How could Jean resist? 105 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:31,411 The night is a zoo and the next day is its museum. 106 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,911 She just made that up. Off the top. 107 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,956 I'm a writer. 108 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:40,782 She's writing a novel. 109 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,206 Got a pen? 110 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:51,998 Doesn't matter. 111 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,286 TYLER: Oh, yeah. Right up here is good. 112 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:03,953 (BOTH LAUGH) 113 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:09,493 Agh! Just keep the change. 114 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:12,789 Greetings, team. 115 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:14,035 - WOMAN: Hey. - Hello! 116 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,410 We've got shots, Jeannie. On me. 117 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,331 Oh! Hark at Daddy Warbucks! 118 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,660 How are you feeling, Dad? 119 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:20,164 Yeah, did they call yesterday? 120 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,244 - Yeah, how's the cancer, Bill? - (LAUGHS) 121 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,449 They'll have to find another way to get rid of me. 122 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:26,032 I'm not going yet. 123 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:29,280 - Hey, here is to that, huh? - Jeannie? 124 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,832 - BILL: Where's mine? - Dr Flood said none. 125 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,203 (SIGHS) Dr Flood doesn't know how to live. 126 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:35,873 A Guinness will be good for my soul. 127 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,119 - Fuck, Bill. — (LAUGHTER) 128 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:40,203 How's your family, Tyler? 129 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:43,034 They're fine. And very, very far away. 130 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:44,910 Here's to a good night. 131 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,285 BILL: Absolutely, yeah. 132 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:52,239 Let's go out after. Like old times, yeah? 133 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:54,745 BILL: Besides, I have a lot more to stick around for now, 134 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:58,322 with your impending literary success and... 135 00:06:58,375 --> 00:06:59,660 And... 136 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,741 And? (CHUCKLES) 137 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,285 What? 138 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:05,788 JEAN: Sis... 139 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,115 ..I'm pregnant. 140 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:09,993 Oh, shit! 141 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,366 - (LAUGHS) No, I want it! - om 142 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,790 Hooray! (LAUGHS) 143 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,285 You're going to be an aunty. 144 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,790 I... (STAMMERS) 145 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:23,666 I'm just...l'm thrilled for you, Jeannie. 146 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:26,283 Really, it's... it's wonderful news. 147 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:27,953 We're clearing out the spare room 148 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:30,203 so we can have a nursery at our place. 149 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,036 I've been waiting so long to be a grandma. 150 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,915 I didn't even know you were trying. 151 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:44,327 - Mmm! - Mmm. 152 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,164 Ah! 153 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:47,702 OK, bitches. 154 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,698 It's kitty time! 155 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:52,033 (BOTH CHEER) 156 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,032 - (SIZZLING) - Oh! Oh, God! 157 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,911 Fuck! Whoo! 158 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,706 Jeannie, fuck! 159 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:04,453 (SIGHS) Sorry, lads. 160 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,578 I didn't mean to get all holy on you there 161 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,286 with my burning bush. (LAUGHS) 162 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:10,123 (ALL LAUGH) 163 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:14,120 So, to our latent literary superstar. 164 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,249 - Oh! - How's the novel? 165 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:19,287 - Oh, it's getting there. - Must be a tome by now. 166 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,743 How long have you been writing it? 167 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,957 I don't know. Since, uh... 168 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:27,701 Since we met, so, uh... Hmm. 169 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:30,415 You can't just toss these things off. You know? 170 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,874 Art is hard. It's laborious. 171 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,365 It's not like other things in life 172 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,494 that can just happen... by accident. 173 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,866 Have I really been writing it for 10 years? 174 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,331 A decade? 175 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:46,197 So, you have, what, a few hundred pages? 176 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:49,742 10. l have 10 pages. (LAUGHS) 177 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,866 Hey, don't you sweat it, OK? 178 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:01,155 Ezra Pound took 57 years to write The Cantos. 179 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,036 And the days are not full enough. 180 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:06,207 And the nights are not full enough. 181 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:07,743 And life slips by 182 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:11,155 like a field mouse not shaking the grass. 183 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:14,994 Most families don't understand that it takes years 184 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,540 to write something that's really good. 185 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:19,664 But you guys are different. 186 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,948 You get it. You know? You're her...team! 187 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,787 Right, it's getting late. We should order. 188 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,873 Yeah. Starving, actually. 189 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:34,874 TYLER: The smugness was tangible. 190 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,373 Do you think I'm a failure? 191 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,077 No. 192 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,744 The fairytale is the failure - 193 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,660 of imagination! 194 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,790 I'm not really a writer, though, am I? 195 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:56,831 I'm a tinkerer. l tinker. In between frothing milk. 196 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,581 (TYLER SIGHS) 197 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:05,284 Come on. Let's go realign our chakras. 198 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,907 ('SO 80' BY OTHERKIN PLAYS) J‘ | see the division 199 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,657 J‘ | see it now 200 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,157 J‘ I've made my decision 201 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:13,248 J‘ I wanna go 202 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,036 J‘ | see the division 203 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:16,282 J‘ | see it now 204 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,533 J‘ I've made my decision 205 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:19,873 J‘ I wanna go 206 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,991 J‘ | see the division... J‘ 207 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,491 - TYLER: You're my team! - What? 208 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,616 You're my team! 209 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,456 J‘ | see the division 210 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,914 J‘ | see it now 211 00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:31,703 J‘ I've made my decision 212 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,323 J‘ I wanna go 213 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,289 J‘ | see the division 214 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,827 J‘ | see it now 215 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,823 J‘ I've made my decision 216 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:42,906 J‘ I'm falling out with me again... J‘ 217 00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:58,873 Your round, toots. 218 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:04,780 OK. Give me...eight minutes. OK? 219 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,366 Large dry white wine, please. 220 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,456 We only have one kind of white wine. 221 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,072 Fine. 222 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,741 You could always go to a wine bar if you want a selection. 223 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,036 I don't need to go to a fucking wine bar. 224 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,453 I've been coming here for 15 years. 225 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:43,828 Give me two tequilas. 226 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,410 Now you're talking! 227 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,865 -OM(COUGHS) -(CHUCKLES) 228 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,040 I come in here at least once a week 229 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,577 and it's a lot nicer than me. 230 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:09,950 My dad isn't a thief, although he probably knows a few, 231 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,661 and as far as I know, 232 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,366 he's never been anywhere near the stars. 233 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:19,495 So, what do you do when you're not standing around in bars 234 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,661 being...enigmatic? 235 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,786 You really want to talk about that? 236 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,037 I... Oh, I didn't mean to put you on the spot. 237 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:30,284 (CHUCKLES) I'm a musician. 238 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,533 I was either gonna say that or a waiter. 239 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,741 Oh, yeah. It's the pristine shirt, isn't it? 240 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,289 And the look of haughty servitude. 241 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,161 (CHUCKLES) 242 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,787 So, what do you do when you're not... 243 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,957 ..standing around in bars being insulting? 244 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,328 (CHUCKLES) I'm a... 245 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,493 ..barista. 246 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,081 Very cool. 247 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,623 Fuck it. It's just work. 248 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:54,368 Jim. 249 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,122 Laura. 250 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,410 TYLER: Ooh. (SIGHS) 251 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,828 Well, who's your fancy friend? 252 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,655 Jim, this is Tyler. Tyler, this is Jim. 253 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,957 Notable broad about town. Charmed, I'm sure. 254 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,240 Well, ljust fell in here 255 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,283 for a quick nightcap on the way home, so... 256 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,573 It's a good place to fall. 257 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,407 We fall in here at least, what, once a week? 258 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,493 Oh, yeah. 259 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,325 I liked your dance moves. Especially this one... 260 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,998 (BOTH LAUGH) 261 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,366 Yeah, that one's the electrified mongoose. 262 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,449 Yeah, it's very effective. 263 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,990 Right, I'd better hit the road. 264 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,873 - TYLER: It's, like, 11. - Not even! 265 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,498 I have to be up at five, though. 266 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:37,952 Hmm. Washing your hair? 267 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,123 Practising piano. 268 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,115 I know. What a loser, right? 269 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,160 Massive loser. 270 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,161 I bet you don't even have a smartphone. 271 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,534 No, I do. But I never take it to work, though. 272 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:53,283 Yeah, it started off as a failsafe 273 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,073 in case it ever went off during a gig, 274 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,665 and then it kind of became a lucky thing. 275 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,456 And I don't know my own number. 276 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:05,498 What kind of person are you? 277 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,456 A careful one. 278 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,908 - Hmm. - Give me your lip liner. 279 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,909 Oh. I don't know. Looks like a good shirt. 280 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,740 You'd be surprised how well it washes. 281 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,036 All the previous numbers have come out. 282 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,366 All the thousands. It's incredible, really. 283 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,785 There. 284 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,533 Right. Goodnight, then. 285 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,490 Gay. Definitely. 286 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,539 Hmm. What's this? 287 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,039 A Dark and Stormy. 288 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,456 What did you use for bitters? 289 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,782 Ground-up paracetamol. 290 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:14,538 Mmm. Tyler, you are a genius. 291 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,411 I sold my soul for mixology skills. 292 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,076 So, who's the big fool now? Satan, that's who! Sucker! 293 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,907 This is the kind of drink that undresses you. 294 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,286 Great. Now I've got an erection. 295 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,661 He had the shoes of an undertaker. 296 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,995 And the smile of a...despot. 297 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:37,827 (PHONE VIBRATES) 298 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,698 Pull me up, I'll join you. 299 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,248 Uh, it's fine. I just need a slash. 300 00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:46,997 Ooh! 301 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,786 (PEN SCRATCHES) 302 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:57,789 (KEYS CLACK) 303 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,874 (SCRATCHING AND CLACKING INTENSIFY) 304 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,032 - Hiya. - Hi. 305 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:36,998 Interesting choice. 306 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:40,700 I suppose I'm intrigued by all these people, 307 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,706 jotting down notes in their little notebooks, 308 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,453 not actually getting anywhere. 309 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,289 How do you know they're not getting anywhere? 310 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,869 Because they're still here, trying, 311 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:55,325 jotting down notes in their little notebooks every day. 312 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:58,409 Plus, it's the only place open this early with decent wine. 313 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,822 I've always thought we're not defined by who we are 314 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,082 but by who we try to be. 315 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,369 I always tried too hard at school. 316 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,457 | always did everything too hard. (CHUCKLES) 317 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,456 Who said that to you? 318 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,742 I'm only a pianist because I sit down and do it every day. 319 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,490 So, leave them alone. 320 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,828 (ALARM RINGS) 321 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,581 (GROANS) 322 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,077 (SIGHS) 323 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,207 - TYLER: Ready? - LAURA: I was born ready! 324 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:18,577 (GRUNTS) 325 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,203 - Whoo! Oh! - (BOTH LAUGH) 326 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,160 (SIGHS) 327 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,077 (ALARM RINGS) 328 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,703 (GROANS) 329 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,164 (ALARM RINGS) 330 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,157 (ALARM RINGS) 331 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,948 (SIGHS) 332 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,498 (ALARM RINGS) 333 00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,748 (ALARM RINGS) 334 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,782 (SIGHS) 335 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,618 (SIGHS) 336 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:29,576 Sex is a way of reminding myself I have a body. 337 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,532 In my 203, it was a way to forget. 338 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,957 In my 303, it's about remembering. 339 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,202 What? 340 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,910 That I have a body. 341 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,282 Go on, then. Give us a tune. 342 00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,539 - JIM: Alright. - LAURA: No! 343 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,492 No, no, I'm kidding! You don't have to. You don't have to. 344 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,450 - JIM: You're worried I might be Shit. - LAURA: (CHUCKLES) I'm not. 345 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,698 - I'm not! - (JIM LAUGHS) 346 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:07,872 (DOOR OPENS) 347 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,498 Not bad. 348 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,198 Oh. Found it. 349 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:28,872 LAURA: What? 350 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,116 (PLAYS NOTE) The room. 351 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:33,248 Oh, my God. 352 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,073 - Wanker. - (CHUCKLES) 353 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,532 There's always one note in the piano 354 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,743 that makes the room resonate. 355 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:38,993 You want to avoid that one. 356 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,868 (PLAYS 'LIEBESTRAUM' NO. 3 BY FRANZ LISZT) 357 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,824 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 358 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,744 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 359 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,115 (MUSIC ENDS) 360 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,081 (PHONE VIBRATES) 361 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,331 Hello. 362 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,994 TYLER: Greetings and salutations. 363 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,581 Oh, God! 364 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,744 You're quoting Heathers already. Where are you? 365 00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:36,496 I am Sitting outside a City centre drinking establishment 366 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,039 and there is a Chair across from me 367 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,786 and it is just baying for your ass. 368 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,115 LAURA: I am writing. 369 00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,823 You've been at it since the crack of dawn. 370 00:22:42,917 --> 00:22:45,078 New regime. This is what it takes. 371 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,286 What it takes, my friend, isinspuaflon. 372 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:49,948 (LAURA HANGS UP) 373 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,414 Oh! 374 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,032 (PHONE VIBRATES) 375 00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:00,661 TYLER: I think you're stressing unnecessarily. 376 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,240 I'm not stressing. 377 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,075 You know, it's not all about the words on the page. 378 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:07,374 Nobody wrote anything good inside of a vacuum. 379 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,824 Yeah, but I can't create undertheinfluence. 380 00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:13,034 That is an old romantic lie and you know it. 381 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,615 TYLER: It worked for Hunter S. Thompson. 382 00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:16,949 Hmm, did it? Did it really, though? 383 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:20,290 Fine. I'll still be here when you Change your mind. 384 00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:22,703 LAURA: I'm not covering for you at work tomorrow. 385 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,912 Ugh! "Work tomorrow, work tomorrow, work tomorrow." 386 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,536 Baby, I've got work tomorrow 387 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,911 every day for the rest of my life, 388 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,615 serving mocha-fucking-Chicken-lattes 389 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,699 to students with more money than me. 390 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,328 I am working for The Man. 391 00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:36,497 And what gives? 392 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,495 Only the fact that there are nights in between. 393 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:46,166 FYI, I'm buying. Correction - I have bought. 394 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:47,743 Come play. 395 00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:50,828 Come on, Lolo. 396 00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:54,660 How many days do we get like this in spring? In life? 397 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,207 (DANCE MUSIC THUMPS) 398 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,865 What did you say your name was again? 399 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,540 - Chicken Sandwich. - That's a beautiful name. 400 00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:15,123 Waste of fucking time in halves, babe. 401 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,411 - It's not the '90s - You got another? 402 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,081 (TOILET FLUSHES) 403 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,789 (TYLER MIMICS LOUD CRASH) 404 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:25,579 Whoo! Don't mind if I do. 405 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,744 Are you together? Or have you got fellas? 406 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,791 She has recently succumbed, I am rejecting the nuclear family 407 00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,331 in favour of an enlightened life. 408 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:43,162 - He is just my boyfriend. — Oh, official? 409 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:51,494 Who are you texting at this hour? 410 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,949 Jim. He's in Australia having lunch. 411 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,823 He thinks we're savages. 412 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,782 - We ARE savages. - (LAUGHS) 413 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,032 Wait. 414 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,706 - Come on. - Oh! Where are you going? 415 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,282 TYLER: To check our pulses! 416 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:04,788 - Come on! - (SQUEALS) 417 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,910 - What the fuck? - Run! 418 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:21,407 (DOGS BARK) 419 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:23,328 Come and get it! Come and get it! 420 00:25:24,417 --> 00:25:26,408 (LAUGHS) 421 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:29,490 Come on, hurry up! 422 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,624 (BOTH YELL, LAUGH) 423 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,166 Mmm! Holy fuckerel! It tastes like incest. 424 00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:50,823 (ROCK MUSIC THUMPS) 425 00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:55,032 You don't like Jim? 426 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:57,331 | just don't think you should limit yourself. 427 00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:59,373 - I think you could do better. - Like who? 428 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,367 Well, it doesn't have to be an actual person, does it? 429 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:05,164 We've got so many drugs! 430 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:09,243 (MUSIC POUNDS) 431 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,286 I am shitting, like, horribly, 432 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:22,492 a Niagara torrent of diarrhoea, 433 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:26,246 and he is right there in the bath... (LAUGHS) 434 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:30,155 ..and he says, "Gerberas. My favourite." 435 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:32,415 (BOTH LAUGH) 436 00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,328 Oh, God! 437 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,616 Who knew anyone in Dublin was into piano music? 438 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:40,326 Mmm. Wall-to-wall art douches. It's my dream Friday. 439 00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:42,874 Hey. It'll be grand, like. 440 00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:45,123 Seriously, you have to see him in action. 441 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:46,077 Mm-hm? 442 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,160 Does he play the piano 443 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:49,366 like he's making love to a beautiful woman? 444 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,206 (GRUNTS) 445 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,115 Thank you. Ooh. 446 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,410 Make way! Make way! 447 00:27:01,542 --> 00:27:04,249 My friend's lover is the man of the hour. Excuse me. 448 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:09,124 Oh-ho-ho! Oh, my God. 449 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,616 - I love this place. - (CLEARS THROAT) 450 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,283 - So, where's the band? - (CHUCKLES) 451 00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:24,657 - (WHISPERS) Yikes. For sure. - For sure. 452 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,116 (PLAYS DRAMATIC PIECE) 453 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,332 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 454 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,198 (MUSIC ENDS) 455 00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:01,119 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - (TRILLS) 456 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:17,617 (LIVELY CONVERSATION) 457 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,914 Oh, there's Jim. 458 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,241 - (CALLS) Jim! - Shh! Shh! He'll be over. 459 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,619 - What, are we playing it cool? - We're playing it cool. 460 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:28,747 (LAUGHS) OK. 461 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:34,947 Oh, Jim. 462 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,285 Hi. 463 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,949 - Well done, my man. Chapeau! - Thank you. 464 00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:40,748 Yeah, you're quite the talent. I will give you that. 465 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,995 So good. Kinda terrifying, actually. 466 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,039 TYLER: Oh, he's no more talented than you. 467 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:49,412 He's just...put his talent into action. 468 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,740 How do you mean? 469 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:52,744 Just like yours is...you know, it's an ongoing process. 470 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,034 - But the process is real. - (LAURA CHUCKLES) 471 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:57,615 - I... - WOMAN: Hey, Jim. 472 00:29:57,667 --> 00:29:58,907 - JIM: Alright? - Well done, buddy. 473 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,160 You had nothing to worry about. 474 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:02,366 JIM: Thanks a million. Kirsten, this is Laura and Tyler. 475 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,660 Laura, Tyler, this is Kirsten. 476 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:08,698 She does this cool contemporary flute thing. 477 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:10,532 - "Flute thing". (CHUCKLES) - JIM: Yeah. 478 00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:11,865 And this is Peter on cello. 479 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:13,073 Hi. 480 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:15,249 - I like your jacket. - Do you? Thanks. 481 00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,623 KIRSTEN: Well, we just came over to say congrats. 482 00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,623 I've never seen so many people at one of these things. 483 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,868 You're the talk of the town. 484 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,078 - JIM: Thanks a million. - PETER: Congratulations. 485 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,615 Thank you, mate. Alright. 486 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,123 Cheers. Thanks so much for coming. 487 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:26,789 - "Talk of the town"! - Yes, he is. 488 00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:31,494 We're just gonna go and get some... 489 00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:32,914 - I bet you are. - ..air. 490 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,080 Mm-hm. 491 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:36,705 Have fun! 492 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:46,824 | feel so fucking naughty. (LAUGHS) 493 00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:03,953 (BOTH GIGGLE) 494 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:09,078 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 495 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,869 (MOANS SOFTLY) 496 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,369 (LAUGHS) Take it easy! 497 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,624 - I'm a professional. - (LAUGHS) 498 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,539 So... 499 00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,998 ..I've been trying to write a novel. 500 00:32:17,292 --> 00:32:18,532 For ten years. 501 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,157 What...what's it about? 502 00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,245 - About ten pages. - (LAUGHS) 503 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,288 No, it's... 504 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:36,040 It's about a spider caught in its own web 505 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:38,123 and a woman who rescues it. 506 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,081 That's the beginning, anyway. 507 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,582 That sounds fucking beautiful. 508 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,412 | wish I could really get it going, you know? 509 00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:53,114 Or...give it up. Not this...|imbo. 510 00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:54,373 So, why don't you? 511 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,953 I'm trying. I just can't... 512 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:02,120 I can't write every day. I don't have that luxury. 513 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,662 I'm not saying you do. I... 514 00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:08,750 I know you work hard, and that is... 515 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:12,791 ..motivating and heartening. 516 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,662 You could quit your job if you need more time. 517 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,206 And live off what? 518 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:19,948 I owe Tyler rent every month. 519 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,698 That'll leave the two of us in the lurch. 520 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:22,827 Reduce your hours, then. 521 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,915 I do bare minimum. (CHUCKLES) 522 00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:30,698 Move in with me. 523 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,242 You know, you could focus. 524 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:39,453 - Focus. - (CHUCKLES) 525 00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,073 Come on. 526 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:44,574 Don't be a fucking amateur. 527 00:33:57,167 --> 00:33:59,829 (BOTH LAUGH) 528 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,744 - (CLINKS GLASSES) — Cheers, T. 529 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,661 - (VOMITS) - Oh, fuck! 530 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:18,498 - (LAURA LAUGHS) — (JIM GROANS) 531 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,823 I love you. 532 00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:27,290 (CHUCKLES) I love you too, you fucking amateur. 533 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:28,953 TYLER: Puh-lease. 534 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,581 Take that lightweight home. 535 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,948 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 536 00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,908 And I went inside, and... (LAUGHS) 537 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:48,784 ..it was an entire room of golden ocelots. 538 00:34:48,917 --> 00:34:51,533 (LAUGHTER) 539 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:02,494 - Fucking weird! - Isn't that mad? 540 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,331 How do you titillate an ocelot? 541 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:05,743 LAURA: Dunno. 542 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,581 You oscillate its tits a lot. 543 00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,198 (LAUGHTER) 544 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,493 - Hiya. - Tyler! 545 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:12,161 - Hi! - Yes. You're here. Finally. 546 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,912 Sorry I'm late. I was just putting out a Cigarette. 547 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,415 You should think about knocking that on the head, you know? 548 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,206 You won't get away with it much longer. 549 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,956 Mmm, yeah, see, I smoke for health purposes. 550 00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,953 There's very good evidence to suggest 551 00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:25,369 that smoking prevents unwanted conditions 552 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,082 such as inflammatory bowel disease and pregnancy. 553 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,535 (LAUGHTER) 554 00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:32,373 So, family... 555 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:35,615 ..we have a little announcement. 556 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,164 We're engaged! (LAUGHS) 557 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,241 JEAN: (SHRIEKS) Oh, my God! 558 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,616 (LAUGHS) Congratulations! 559 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,328 Are you sure you know what you're getting yourself into? 560 00:35:51,042 --> 00:35:52,498 Aww! Amazing! 561 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,785 Well done. 562 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,408 | get it. You all think I'm gonna die, don't ye? 563 00:35:58,542 --> 00:35:59,782 (LAUGHS) Stop! 564 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,744 No, Dad, it's not that. I... 565 00:36:03,292 --> 00:36:04,247 I love him. 566 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:08,538 He's good, he's dedicated, he's talented and... 567 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,283 ..when he plays piano, oh! 568 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,911 It's the coolest thing I've ever seen. 569 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:21,619 Will you be my matron of honour? 570 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,957 I'll be your matron of dishonour. 571 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,994 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 572 00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:33,284 Come and have a glass of wine after, at Jim's. 573 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,331 A glass of wine? 574 00:36:35,458 --> 00:36:37,323 Who the fuck are you? 575 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:42,906 Your best friend who just made a major life decision. 576 00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:44,782 Come and have a fucking drink. 577 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,449 Well, let's have one now. Why not? 578 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:52,374 Two large glasses of white wine, please. 579 00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:54,619 - Uh, lime and soda, please. - JIM: Same. 580 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,331 Are you feeling OK? 581 00:36:58,458 --> 00:36:59,698 I'm fine. 582 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:02,831 Are you sure you're OK? 583 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:05,865 Absolutely. 584 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:12,036 I'm just laying off the booze for a while. 585 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:14,249 - Work's pretty full-on. - Ah. 586 00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:24,498 JIM: There's wine in the fridge there. 587 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:26,035 Help yourself. I don't mind. 588 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:29,162 Oh, well, if you don't mind... 589 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,998 You're pissed off. 590 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:35,368 I'm not. 591 00:37:37,792 --> 00:37:39,953 Your body, your choice. 592 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,950 Listen, I've never done a tour like this before. 593 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,869 I might never get the chance to again. 594 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:52,790 I know. It's just... 595 00:37:57,917 --> 00:38:00,078 Let's not put ourselves out to pasture. 596 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,578 Let's keep having adventures. 597 00:38:03,708 --> 00:38:05,869 I've never been as good at partying as you. 598 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:08,531 Not true. 599 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:13,743 So I might not be your man for... nocturnal adventures... 600 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:17,123 ..but I could be your rugged beast. 601 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:21,289 Mmm. 602 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:28,325 She made me feel like I was being unfaithful to her. 603 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:30,491 No. She just loves you, that's all. 604 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:33,157 | get it. 605 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,581 (PHONE VIBRATES) 606 00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:09,448 I thought I blocked this number. 607 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,322 No. No, I don't want any of it. 608 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,449 I said I don't want anything from him. 609 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,289 Hey, what is the best drink 610 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:35,078 to accompany the death of a parent? 611 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:36,873 Because I'm ready to celebrate. 612 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,783 (PHONE VIBRATES) 613 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,452 (PHONE STOPS) 614 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,823 JEAN: Define love. 615 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:23,493 True freedom. 616 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:27,120 Ah. So you're talking unconditional? Not romantic? 617 00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:29,039 No... Well... 618 00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:30,706 Alright - 619 00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:34,580 maximum contact with maximum freedom. 620 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,699 Uh, that's not love. That's a tampon ad. 621 00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:39,498 (BOTH LAUGH) 622 00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:44,076 So, I got you this. (LAUGHS) 623 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,991 Funny, because I got you... 624 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:48,913 ..this. 625 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,956 JEAN: (LAUGHS) Oh, God! 626 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:19,995 (HUMS) 627 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:26,450 (WHISPERS IDLY) F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f. .. 628 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,207 ..f-f-fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, 629 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:31,039 fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck”. 630 00:41:31,167 --> 00:41:34,534 ..ffffuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fffffff... 631 00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:22,239 (MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 632 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:28,907 MAN: I don't know which way it happens sometimes. 633 00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,623 | just know it happens. 634 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,206 Thatslove. 635 00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:37,125 You know, but that's the funny thing about poems, right? 636 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:40,993 That they reveal something new every time you read them. 637 00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:44,655 And I've tried to love other things, but, um... 638 00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:46,869 ..words, you know, poetry, 639 00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:49,244 it's the only thing that I can come back to. 640 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:51,624 I mean, it's not like my relationship with poetry 641 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,824 has been consistent throughout my life. 642 00:42:54,417 --> 00:42:56,533 I mean, luckily, I believe all relationships 643 00:42:56,583 --> 00:43:01,953 are creative acts and they grow, change. 644 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,498 As is my love for poetry. 645 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:06,203 And that's the great thing about poems too. 646 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,581 Like, we always... 647 00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,991 ..always find something new every time we read one. 648 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:26,915 So, are you a poetry fan or a wine fan? 649 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,323 Poetry. 650 00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:29,873 But I came for the wine. 651 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:32,040 Yeah. I don't blame you. 652 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:42,655 See, I do. I think it's like distilling whiskey, you know? 653 00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:45,453 Oh, well, the first bit's crap, the last bit's crap, 654 00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:47,619 but that bit in the middle, that's the good bit. 655 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,081 It's the same with writing. 656 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:50,914 See, I'd love to get there. 657 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,072 I can never seem to get beyond the first crap bit. 658 00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:57,580 |...| just...l can't seem to get the Clarity. 659 00:43:57,667 --> 00:43:59,157 I can't seem to join up the dots. 660 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,616 Alright, so just stay up all night pouring it out. 661 00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:07,330 Well, the world is full of glorious distraction, isn't it? 662 00:44:07,417 --> 00:44:10,659 Well, you say distraction, I say inspiration. 663 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,533 I suppose you've finished hundreds of novels. 664 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:18,280 (CHUCKLES) No, I, um... I host these little salons 665 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,661 where people can try out their new stuff. 666 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:23,947 I teach, give talks. I'm a devoted reader. 667 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,157 I'm what you might call an enabler. 668 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,323 (CHUCKLES) 669 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:33,034 I like the way you drink. It's with a real sense of mortality. 670 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:34,740 It's a dying art. 671 00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:36,786 Do you find wine helps you write? 672 00:44:38,167 --> 00:44:40,704 (SIGHS) Not really. It... 673 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:44,074 ..makes me care less about whether I write or not. 674 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,869 So, why write at all 675 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,706 if you'd rather just... care less? 676 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:57,325 How else to rage around the dark mansion? 677 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,910 (CHUCKLES) 678 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,490 You know, I'm gonna have to kiss you 679 00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:03,289 if you keep talking like that. 680 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:13,827 I have to go. 681 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,823 Of course. 682 00:45:17,708 --> 00:45:19,619 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY IN BACKGROUND) 683 00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:31,124 (KEYS JANGLE, DOOR UNLOCKS) 684 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:35,822 Oh! 685 00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:39,743 (CAT MEOWS) 686 00:45:43,292 --> 00:45:44,702 Good night? 687 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:46,698 Fabulous. 688 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:48,118 Gin and tonic? 689 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:50,697 New regime. 690 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,288 Huh. 691 00:45:55,792 --> 00:45:58,283 You know, just a reminder - your rent is overdue. 692 00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:01,037 Oh, I've been staying at Jim's. I have it. Sorry. 693 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,289 What's up? 694 00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:07,575 I tried calling you the other night. You didn't call me back. 695 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:10,743 Has something happened? 696 00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:13,657 He's dead. 697 00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:15,952 Finally. 698 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,581 Sylvia called. 699 00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:20,365 (QUIETLY) Fuck. 700 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,077 (SNIFFS) 701 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,707 No, l'm...fine. 702 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:33,367 It's not the same for me as it is for you. 703 00:46:38,917 --> 00:46:40,327 (SIGHS) 704 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:48,950 So,lhear there's this dress shop 705 00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:51,540 that does free fizz for brides to be. 706 00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:54,244 All the bubblies you can knock back. 707 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,324 Sounds like a Challenge. 708 00:46:58,167 --> 00:46:59,907 Doesn't it? 709 00:47:06,417 --> 00:47:07,907 Can I help you, ladies? 710 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:10,909 I need some kind of wedding dress. 711 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,956 Would you like some fizz while you're looking? 712 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,448 - It's complimentary. - BOTH: Yes. 713 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,540 TYLER: ljust don't get this virginal bride stuff. 714 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:20,161 It's very problematic. 715 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:23,616 That and the idea of your father giving you away, 716 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:25,741 as if you were a human baton 717 00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:28,082 being passed from one tyrant to the next. 718 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:30,449 lt's...gross! 719 00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:32,790 That is why my dad is not gonna give me away. 720 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:35,366 It's gonna be a very modern wedding. 721 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:38,449 Ha! The state of me! 722 00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:42,080 The state of this whole shit-show. 723 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:45,120 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, my friend. 724 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:47,661 There IS no such thing as a modern wedding. 725 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:50,073 All this froth, 726 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:53,826 it'S all prime example of 'watch the birdie' politics. 727 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,741 Look at the cupcakes! Look at the cupcakes! 728 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,207 Look at the cupcakes! 729 00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:02,125 Meanwhile, we're gonna keep fucking you in the ass 730 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,332 AND paying you less. 731 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:05,827 The fuck's up with you? 732 00:48:06,792 --> 00:48:08,703 Isn't marriage part of the whole system 733 00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:11,324 we've been railing against all these years? 734 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:13,240 The stuff you do because you feel you should 735 00:48:13,292 --> 00:48:15,328 rather than because you actually want to? 736 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:16,948 Yeah, but I do want to marry Jim. 737 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,452 No, you don't. 738 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:21,620 You've just been conditioned to feel that if you don't, 739 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:24,620 your life is somehow less valuable. 740 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:28,074 Let's just have a drink. 741 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,539 Why don't you try one on? 742 00:48:29,667 --> 00:48:32,033 - Ugh! - We can do a montage! 743 00:48:32,167 --> 00:48:34,749 Marriage, by definition, iS archaic and oppressive. 744 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,160 What about gay marriage? 745 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:38,368 Is that a proposal? 746 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,619 Ifl could marry you, Tyler, I would. 747 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,537 I wouldn't marry you. I wouldn't put you through that. 748 00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:45,327 See, I have principles. 749 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:47,490 I have principles. 750 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,286 And my feminism is about 751 00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:51,874 blazing a new way through old traditions. 752 00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:55,498 Horse pucky! 753 00:49:00,083 --> 00:49:01,414 (SIGHS) 754 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:04,866 (QUIETLY) "We are not defined by how we are, 755 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,573 "but how we try to be." 756 00:49:19,542 --> 00:49:21,908 You know none of this changes our friendship? 757 00:49:23,208 --> 00:49:24,869 So you're still gonna live with me? 758 00:49:25,417 --> 00:49:26,998 You could get a new housemate. 759 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:28,789 I don't want a new housemate. 760 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:31,454 - Could be fun. - I hate fun. 761 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:39,160 I thought you liked him. 762 00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:40,447 I did. 763 00:49:41,917 --> 00:49:44,624 He's just gotten so PR-sheeny. 764 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:47,912 He abbreviated the word 'interview' the other day. 765 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,911 - 'lntie'! - (LAUGHS) 766 00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:54,457 | just don't understand why it has to be just him. 767 00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:57,952 He's not enough. 768 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:04,120 - Can I help you, ladies? - I'll take this one. 769 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,582 - You're buying it?! - I am. 770 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,367 You could go to his for sex and then just come home to me. 771 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:16,531 See him, other lovers, AND write, AND party, 772 00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:18,240 AND still be free. 773 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,536 Why define yourself by this one relationship? 774 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:23,240 Tell me you don't want more. 775 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:26,995 Why out yourself off from other possibilities? 776 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,325 Other men. Women. Variety. 777 00:50:30,458 --> 00:50:33,074 Aren't you scared of becoming too civilian? 778 00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:34,077 (CHUCKLES) 779 00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:38,121 Tell me you haven't wanted to. Hmm? With anyone? 780 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,868 MAN: How are you, girls? 781 00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:41,789 (BOTH GROAN QUIETLY) 782 00:50:41,917 --> 00:50:43,578 MAN: What's the matter now, love? 783 00:50:43,667 --> 00:50:45,999 Is your body too bootylicious for me? 784 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,867 It's bored. My body is too bored. 785 00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:52,703 Been shopping, have you? What's in the bag? 786 00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:54,619 Blow-up dolls and ketamine. 787 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,538 Look, this isn't you. Alright? But it's OK. 788 00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:05,079 You said yes on a crazy whim, but it's not too late. 789 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:07,158 We can get you out of this, and I'm gonna help you. 790 00:51:07,208 --> 00:51:08,914 - | asked him. - What? 791 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,365 I asked Jim to marry me. 792 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,949 - Right. — (BOTH CHUCKLE) 793 00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:26,409 Don't move a muscle, 'cause we are doing this. 794 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:28,954 - We are going deep tonight. - Yep. 795 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,493 - You want the same? - Definitely. 796 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,331 Oh, wait. I don't have any money. 797 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,615 Oh. Hmm... 798 00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:42,664 - Well, I never. - Hi! 799 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:47,450 - And who might this be? - Um...Tyler, this is Marty. 800 00:51:47,583 --> 00:51:50,495 He did a talk the other day at the Wandering Dust, 801 00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:52,032 which was very inspiring. 802 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:55,159 Marty, this is Tyler, my best friend and flatmate. 803 00:51:55,292 --> 00:51:57,078 - Enchan-fucking-tée. - (CHUCKLES) Hi. 804 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,661 Anyway, it was nice to see you. 805 00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:01,907 Yeah. 806 00:52:02,042 --> 00:52:03,373 TYLER: Well, why don't you join us? 807 00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:07,165 OK. Um...white wine, right? 808 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,615 Oh! Exactly. 809 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,740 - You dirty dog. - Shh! 810 00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,664 - Tell me everything. - There's nothing to tell. 811 00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:15,993 Mm-hm! 812 00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,448 Two sisters. (LAUGHS) 813 00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:19,574 And I say, "OK, bozos, 814 00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:22,120 "what is the worst thing you can hear 815 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,323 "right before having sex?" 816 00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:26,953 "Put this horse's-tail butt plug in"? 817 00:52:27,042 --> 00:52:28,998 (TYLER LAUGHS) 818 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,332 "Call me Uncle Mo." 819 00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:34,412 Close! Very Close. But no Cigarillo. 820 00:52:37,417 --> 00:52:39,829 "Make a face like you don't understand." 821 00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:42,249 - (MARTY LAUGHS) — Huh? Huh? 822 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:44,240 (LAURA CHUCKLES) 823 00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:52,998 (WHISPERS) He's perfect. 824 00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:54,869 For who? For you? 825 00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:59,408 Alright. Who fancies another? 826 00:52:59,458 --> 00:53:00,573 TYLER: I do. 827 00:53:03,042 --> 00:53:04,407 Nope. I have to go. 828 00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:05,873 - (CLEARS THROAT) - TYLER: What? 829 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:08,998 We have to go. 830 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,581 (GROANS) 831 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,823 Mmm... 832 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:53,581 (JIM MOANS SOFTLY) 833 00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:56,241 Your feet are like stones. 834 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,745 LAURA: (GROANS) I walked home. 835 00:53:59,792 --> 00:54:01,623 JIM: Is that not dangerous? 836 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,414 LAURA: Not for a wolf-woman. 837 00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,033 (SIGHS) 838 00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:25,706 I love you, Jim. 839 00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:30,452 I love you, Laura. 840 00:54:33,208 --> 00:54:35,790 And I think you Should leave your wife for me. 841 00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:50,165 TYLER: They're going to build a statue of you. 842 00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:53,117 LAURA: It'll be the two of us, immortalised in marble. 843 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:54,581 Recumbent. 844 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:55,914 (BOTH LAUGH) 845 00:54:57,167 --> 00:54:58,748 - Noble. - Mmm. 846 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:00,823 (BOTH LAUGH) 847 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:04,408 - MAN: Looking lovely, girls. - (MEN CHORTLE) 848 00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:06,749 - Playtime's over, lads. - (LAURA LAUGHS) 849 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:12,698 LAURA: Let's just stay focussed on the mission at hand. 850 00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:14,157 - The dress! - Yes. 851 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,115 The dress. The dress. 852 00:55:16,542 --> 00:55:18,282 - My dress. - Number seven, right? 853 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,573 Uh-huh. I think so. 854 00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:22,082 - It's your lucky number. - Shut it, you filthy pimp. 855 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:26,330 Mafiw 856 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,366 - MARTY: Well, hello. - (BOTH LAUGH) 857 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:34,038 This is actually good timing. I'm having a little salon. 858 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:36,366 Just a few friends sharing their works in progress. 859 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,453 You guys should come up, join us. 860 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:40,123 - OK! - Yay. 861 00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:42,036 (DOOR BUZZES) 862 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:44,948 (LAUGHS) 863 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:47,290 What have you got in there, anyway? 864 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:48,998 Random thoughts. 865 00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:52,413 - (GASPS) I know! - What? 866 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,991 You should Showcase yourself here tonight! 867 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:56,118 Mmm... 868 00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:58,824 You could read something magnificent about me! 869 00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:00,789 You could write it right now. 870 00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:02,365 - (LAURA LAUGHS) - Come on. 871 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:22,499 (GROANS) I can't work under this kind of pressure! 872 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:24,244 Oh, come on! You can work something up. 873 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:26,039 It's literature, not an omelette. 874 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:28,366 Ugh! Please don't mention food. 875 00:56:28,458 --> 00:56:31,871 (SINGS FOLK SONG IN IRISH) 876 00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:35,786 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 877 00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:37,657 - (SINGING CONTINUES) - Yeah... 878 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,158 - Thank you, Dylan. - (APPLAUSE) 879 00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:57,829 - Yeah. - That was fucking beautiful. 880 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:00,910 - Hi. - Hi. Mmm. 881 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:03,408 Laura and Tyler, may I introduce you 882 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,913 to Dublin's finest alt-minimalist poet, Gavin? 883 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,369 I prefer to go by my nom de plume, the Avant Gardener. 884 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:13,869 Well, this is Laura, 885 00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,540 and she is gonna read something tonight as well. 886 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:17,614 - Isn't that right? - Uh... 887 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:20,780 'Cause her prose are finer than the pubes of angels. 888 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,957 MARTY: Great. Well, we look forward to it. 889 00:57:25,083 --> 00:57:26,823 Sit. Hi. 890 00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:32,910 TYLER: That'll do. Again. 891 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:35,290 - (GLASSES CHINK) — (LAUGHS) Yeah. 892 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:39,706 This is good whisky. 893 00:57:46,833 --> 00:57:50,325 Now, earlier tonight, we spoke about beginnings. 894 00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:53,159 Right? About creating a space for new ideas. 895 00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:56,739 No matter how unformed or unfinished they might be. 896 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:57,864 So... 897 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:05,489 Gavin. 898 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:07,618 Do you want to share? 899 00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:15,082 This is the nuclear summer. 900 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:19,325 And I am thirsty...for sand. 901 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,248 Your DM... 902 00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:27,370 ..made me do sweat drop emojis. 903 00:58:28,292 --> 00:58:30,908 And I hate emojis. 904 00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:34,782 (SIGHS) That's all l have to give tonight. 905 00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:38,200 - MARTY: Hear, hear. - (APPLAUSE) 906 00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:46,121 Hey. Did you, uh... want to Share something? 907 00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,707 - TYLER: Yes. Yes, she does. - Uh... 908 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:51,950 Uh, um, um...hmm. 909 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:54,324 I was gonna read something 910 00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:57,079 about my best friend, Tyler, um... 911 00:58:57,167 --> 00:59:00,739 lfeel like I'm always making notes about her. 912 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:05,198 But I've been looking through my notes, and, uh... 913 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:07,449 - (SIGHS) - Go. Go, go. 914 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:09,658 Even small tidbits are fine. 915 00:59:10,042 --> 00:59:12,909 It'S...a bit unformed. (CHUCKLES) 916 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:15,324 - So what? - (INHALES SHARPLY) 917 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:19,871 | always think of that... Yeats poem. 918 00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:23,165 "With beauty like a tightened bow 919 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,618 "The kind that is not natural in an age like this." 920 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:30,495 And why try and improve on perfection, right? 921 00:59:30,625 --> 00:59:33,116 "Was there another Troy for her to burn?" 922 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,364 Exactly. 923 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:38,411 Fucking plagiarism, Lola? 924 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:41,572 Come on. You're better than this. Read something. 925 00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:44,871 "Talent borrows. Genius steals." 926 00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:48,159 Hmm. I thought you were an artist. 927 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:51,789 Fuck you. 928 00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:53,698 When and where am I supposed to write anything new? 929 00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:55,828 In my beautiful apartment. 930 00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:58,659 A hotbed of creation! (LAUGHS) 931 00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:02,125 Yeah, about that - I think it's time I moved in with Jim. 932 01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:05,958 I need to start taking things seriously, saving some cash. 933 01:00:11,167 --> 01:00:12,577 (LAUGHS) 934 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,581 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 935 01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:50,164 So, I thought Yeats was the perfect Choice. 936 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:51,163 Thank you. 937 01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:53,286 Although, I don't agree with you entirely. 938 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,536 I think you need to get over your worries about perfection, 939 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:58,365 or you're never gonna finish this novel. 940 01:00:58,917 --> 01:01:01,249 -Why? -'Cause everyone I know is writing a novel. 941 01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:04,661 Do you know how many are actually gonna finish one? 942 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,661 Yeah, I think that's optimistic. 943 01:01:08,208 --> 01:01:09,197 (CHUCKLES) 944 01:01:16,417 --> 01:01:18,248 Listen, we'll talk properly tomorrow. 945 01:01:18,292 --> 01:01:19,657 Roger that. 946 01:01:24,542 --> 01:01:25,907 Mmm. 947 01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:31,832 So, it seems like everyone is moving on. 948 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:35,491 And I think I'm gonna go with that Avant Gardener. 949 01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,081 - (TYLER CHUCKLES) — (LAUGHS) 950 01:01:38,167 --> 01:01:39,327 Yeah. 951 01:01:40,042 --> 01:01:41,578 MARTY: You're, uh, welcome to stay. 952 01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:44,374 I can root out your dress, call you a cab. 953 01:01:55,167 --> 01:01:57,499 What's an animal's primary need? 954 01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:00,578 - Food. - Sex. 955 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,368 Safety. 956 01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:16,075 Have fun. I'll catch you later. 957 01:02:16,208 --> 01:02:17,789 - Yeah? - Mmm. 958 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:19,706 TYLER: Alright. 959 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,866 (UNCORKS BOTTLE, POURS) 960 01:02:41,167 --> 01:02:42,452 Do you partake? 961 01:02:43,333 --> 01:02:45,369 - What is it? - Coke. 962 01:02:45,792 --> 01:02:48,249 Hmm. An aristocrat. 963 01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:50,624 (CHUCKLES) Uh, something like that. 964 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:00,447 Ladies first. 965 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,615 (SNORTS) 966 01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:09,948 (SIGHS) Mmm. 967 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:15,118 (MARTY SNORTS) 968 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,662 So, Tyler was on fine form tonight. 969 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,832 She gets aggressive in Spring. 970 01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,994 Ah. She's quite the revolutionary. 971 01:03:23,125 --> 01:03:25,958 It's about owning our bodies. 972 01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:30,957 Curating our experiences based on our desires. 973 01:03:37,667 --> 01:03:38,952 And do you? 974 01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:45,532 Every day... 975 01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:48,282 ..and every night. 976 01:04:12,792 --> 01:04:14,032 (GROANS SOFTLY) 977 01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:32,493 (LAUGHS) 978 01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:39,415 - Ah. — (LAUGHS) 979 01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,823 (LAURA MOANS) 980 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:04,498 Can you feel that, baby? 981 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:08,163 Uh...not really. It's quite off-putting. 982 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:10,657 Well, what about this? 983 01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:16,000 Listen, I ain't getting nothing off that. 984 01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:18,157 OK... 985 01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:25,832 How about you give me some for my nose? 986 01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:27,289 Or is that not the point? 987 01:05:29,167 --> 01:05:30,828 You want this up your nose? 988 01:05:30,917 --> 01:05:32,578 I'd quite like some fresh. 989 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,740 OK. 990 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:56,407 (CLEARS THROAT) 991 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:07,499 |'m...sorry, I've come over all... 992 01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:10,077 Engaged. 993 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:13,581 Something like that. 994 01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,911 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 995 01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:40,158 TYLER: Mmm! Mmm. 996 01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:45,166 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS) 997 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,699 LAURA: (SOFTLY) "..they were legion. 998 01:06:57,792 --> 01:06:59,657 "A fucking mess"... 999 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,582 (TYLER HUMS ALONG To JAZZ MUSIC) 1000 01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:05,414 (VACUUM CLEANER TURNS OFF) 1001 01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,870 Hmm. OK. 1002 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:24,911 (SIGHS) 1003 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:27,994 JIM: Eggs? 1004 01:07:29,167 --> 01:07:30,407 (LAURA CHUCKLES) 1005 01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:34,618 Mmm. 1006 01:07:39,458 --> 01:07:40,914 (JIM CHUCKLES) 1007 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,866 - (LAURA CHUCKLES) - Mmm. 1008 01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:51,832 Why don't you leave some clothes here? 1009 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,823 You could have your own drawer. 1010 01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:56,745 (CHUCKLES) Imagine. The luxury! 1011 01:07:56,792 --> 01:07:58,999 Leave some pants here. I dare you. 1012 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:04,657 So...l'll move in here? 1013 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,407 We'll live here? 1014 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:12,157 What did you think we'd do? 1015 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,665 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 1016 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,456 (DOOR OPENS) 1017 01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:21,077 Bonjour. 1018 01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:24,033 Very nice! 1019 01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:25,198 Right? 1020 01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,665 You know we're going to them, they're not coming here? 1021 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,832 Oh, I know. This is all for you. 1022 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:37,996 So, what happened with, uh, "0 Captain! My Captainl"? 1023 01:08:38,542 --> 01:08:40,874 - Got my dress back. - What a relief. 1024 01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:45,457 We're not drinking. We're going to meet a baby. 1025 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:49,492 Well, I had nothing else to do this morning, so... 1026 01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:53,866 (SIGHS) I lost my job, Lo. 1027 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:57,282 Two weeks ago. 1028 01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,699 They caught me doing mandy off the bean sacks. 1029 01:08:59,833 --> 01:09:01,369 (SCOFFS) 1030 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:03,286 So I'm gonna need your rent, like... 1031 01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:05,782 .today. 1032 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,661 Hey! (LAUGHS) 1033 01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:23,704 Whew! You two smell of...fun. 1034 01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,373 - (TYLER FARTS) - Oh! 1035 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:28,621 Do try and contain yourself, Tyler. So antisocial. 1036 01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:29,993 Shoes, Tyler. 1037 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:31,448 Yes, yes. 1038 01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:36,412 Hey, look at this! It's like fucking Bethlehem in here! 1039 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,617 Tyler! What a lovely surprise. 1040 01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:41,623 LAURA: Jim's off to Berlin. He sends his love. 1041 01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:44,199 JEAN: Ooh, Berlin. Nice for some, eh? 1042 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,115 (BABY MURMURS SOFTLY) 1043 01:09:53,208 --> 01:09:54,869 Oh, Sis! 1044 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,744 TYLER: We need a large bucket of ice, 1045 01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:58,198 preferably cold, freezing. 1046 01:09:58,292 --> 01:09:59,532 (MIMICS STATIC) Over. 1047 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:01,161 JEAN: For fuck's sake, you're locked. 1048 01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:02,285 You're right. 1049 01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:05,499 YOU'RE 32. It'S getting embarrassing. 1050 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,706 Oh, here, someone has to break it to you. 1051 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,536 Sooner or later, the party has to end. 1052 01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:10,705 BOTH: Why? 1053 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:15,156 Because you get left behind and you become a tragedy. 1054 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:18,413 Well, tragedy plus time equals comedy. 1055 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:21,164 Jeannie, I've got something for you. 1056 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,036 Something you're gonna like. 1057 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,786 I don't want drugs in my house. 1058 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,831 Oh, come on. This house is full of drugs. 1059 01:10:26,917 --> 01:10:30,830 Caffeine. Alcohol. Your father's antidepressants. 1060 01:10:30,917 --> 01:10:32,248 Your antidepressants. 1061 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:34,449 You told her I was on antidepressants?! 1062 01:10:34,542 --> 01:10:36,874 I was trying to convince her you were still cool. 1063 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,447 Plus, I know what you ground up in there last summer! 1064 01:10:40,542 --> 01:10:42,874 The night we did the macarena, hmm? 1065 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:44,698 The night we kissed? 1066 01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:47,955 Let's do the math, shall we? That was about... 1067 01:10:48,042 --> 01:10:49,498 ..eight and a half months ago? 1068 01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,323 Shut the fuck up, Tyler, or I swear to God, 1069 01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:52,873 I'll run you through with a breadknife! 1070 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,286 (LAUGHS) There she is. Good old Jeannie. 1071 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:57,240 I knew She still had that fighting spirit inside. 1072 01:10:57,792 --> 01:10:59,282 This is how you want to meet your niece? 1073 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:07,699 I'm breastfeeding! 1074 01:11:07,792 --> 01:11:09,657 - (HISSES) - Oh! 1075 01:11:15,417 --> 01:11:17,533 JEAN: (GASPS) Oh! 1076 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:19,035 (MUTTERS) Christi 1077 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:23,370 So, Laura, how's the writing coming, then? 1078 01:11:23,417 --> 01:11:25,829 Are you going to move in with Jim before the wedding? 1079 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,197 Yeah”. 1080 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,616 Actually, I thought you Should keep your room on as an office. 1081 01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:32,165 You know what? That's not a bad idea. 1082 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,411 - What, like joint custody? - (LAUGHS) 1083 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,331 And what's so wrong with joint custody? 1084 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,785 A lot of families do it. 1085 01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:39,991 You don't have to be so 20th century about it. 1086 01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:43,323 so difficult and unpleasant. 1087 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:44,740 - Hey. - You know she does. 1088 01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:46,247 Do you know I do? 1089 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,618 Aww! Mmm! 1090 01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:53,780 Look how beautiful my niece is. 1091 01:11:53,917 --> 01:11:56,829 (GASPS) Yes. 1092 01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:59,620 Today is all about Shirley. 1093 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:06,032 JEAN: Julian! Uh... 1094 01:12:06,792 --> 01:12:07,781 This way, Lo! 1095 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,661 JEAN: Put her down. 1096 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:13,242 She's fine with me. What is your problem, Jean? 1097 01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:15,582 You're fine with your Aunty Lo. 1098 01:12:16,042 --> 01:12:17,873 Aren't you, Shirley, girl? 1099 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,289 - Laura... - What? What? 1100 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,540 (BABY CRIES) 1101 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:26,241 Laura! What is wrong with you? 1102 01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:28,073 Uh, white wine, salt and Perrier - 1103 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:30,119 that's how you get red wine out of a baby. 1104 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:31,907 Get her out of here! 1105 01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:34,739 Fine. 1106 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,494 Come on, Tyler. Let's go. 1107 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:42,791 - Shh-Sh-sh-sh. - Darling. 1108 01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,623 Did you see those cards? 1109 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:48,537 "Welcome to the Club - the baby Club!" 1110 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,456 Let me tell you about the baby club, my friend. 1111 01:12:50,542 --> 01:12:51,497 The baby club iS like 1112 01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:54,287 one of those God-awful discotheques in Temple Bar 1113 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,698 where it's packed with tourists 1114 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,115 and you can't get a decent drink, 1115 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:58,703 and the minute that somebody new walks in, 1116 01:12:58,750 --> 01:12:59,865 everybody looks at them 1117 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,911 with this fucking desperate, manic glee, 1118 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,080 because they're so relieved 1119 01:13:03,167 --> 01:13:05,032 that some other poor fucker fell into their club 1120 01:13:05,083 --> 01:13:07,324 after they paid 20 quid and they can't leave. 1121 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,448 - What? - (SIGHS) 1122 01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,574 I know we come from different places, 1123 01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:17,824 and I am sorry about that. 1124 01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:23,240 You're the one who spilled the wine on the baby. 1125 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:25,494 - You made the martinis. - And you drank 'em. 1126 01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,323 You're just as fucked as me! 1127 01:13:27,958 --> 01:13:29,164 Look, T, I... 1128 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:35,788 We will always have each other, but there comes a time 1129 01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:38,750 when there needs to be room for other things. 1130 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:43,324 Are you saying we need space? 1131 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,364 Yeah. 1132 01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,286 I'm 30 next week. 1133 01:13:54,333 --> 01:13:56,369 (LAUGHS) It's fine. 1134 01:13:57,958 --> 01:13:59,539 Look, 30 doesn't hurt. 1135 01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:01,490 You sound like one of those fucking motivational cards - 1136 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:02,868 "Thirty isn't hurty." 1137 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,078 We said we'd be in New York City together 1138 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:12,782 by the time we were 30. 1139 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:23,198 Wait, do you hear that? 1140 01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:28,411 - What? - Shhh. 1141 01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:37,123 I don't hear anything. 1142 01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:41,240 Exactly. 1143 01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:45,283 It's the non-sound of the suburbs. 1144 01:14:47,042 --> 01:14:48,873 They sell it as peace, 1145 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,992 but really, it's just death... closing in. 1146 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:04,453 (JIM PLAYS PIANO SOFTLY) 1147 01:15:06,292 --> 01:15:07,953 (GROANS SOFTLY) 1148 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:13,993 Morning. 1149 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,489 (GRUNTS) 1150 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,456 Want breakfast? 1151 01:15:18,542 --> 01:15:20,908 Hmm...no, thanks. 1152 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,412 I'll just grab something and work through. 1153 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,616 I can't believe you're even up after such a late flight. 1154 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,414 I'm a machine. 1155 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:34,457 So, how did it go meeting Shirley? 1156 01:15:35,292 --> 01:15:36,998 Did it make you broody? 1157 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:41,623 Made me clumsy. 1158 01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,748 I spilled wine on her. 1159 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,198 - What? - (CHUCKLES) 1160 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:49,580 As social faux pas go, it is right up there. 1161 01:15:53,542 --> 01:15:54,531 Hey. 1162 01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:57,706 I'm letting all the sides down. 1163 01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:01,203 You're not letting me down. 1164 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:11,786 (SIGHS) 1165 01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:15,197 What is it? 1166 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,039 - What? - Huh? 1167 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:22,038 Oh, listen...l think I might actually have to let you down. 1168 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:24,703 I don't think I can make it to Tyler's party. 1169 01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:28,867 I have a thing, a...work thing, 1170 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:30,994 and | just need to be super fresh, you know? 1171 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,491 What kind of work thing? (CLEARS THROAT) 1172 01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:37,780 It's a recital for the board. Very fancy. 1173 01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:41,075 And then after, they're announcing this fellowship, 1174 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:42,581 and I'm short-listed. 1175 01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:44,873 It's alright, though. You don't have to go. 1176 01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:47,870 That's...that's amazing, Jim! 1177 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,991 - Which day is it? - Saturday. 1178 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:52,241 But you don't have to go, honesfly. 1179 01:16:53,417 --> 01:16:54,907 Yeah, you said that already. 1180 01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:58,082 It's fine. Tyler's party is on the Friday. 1181 01:16:58,167 --> 01:17:00,249 - What time is your thing? - Two. 1182 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:02,366 I don't think I can manage both, though. 1183 01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:07,202 And you should, you know, fully explore Tyler's party. 1184 01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:08,327 You can't let her down. 1185 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,950 I can function in your world, you know. 1186 01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:15,699 (PLAYS) I know. (CHUCKLES) I never said you couldn't. 1187 01:17:16,917 --> 01:17:18,908 (JIM STOPS PLAYING, WRITES) 1188 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:25,120 (JIM RESUMES PLAYING) 1189 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,618 You don't want me to come. 1190 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:28,206 JIM: (STOPS) Of course I do. 1191 01:17:30,667 --> 01:17:34,034 (DANCE MUSIC THUMPS) 1192 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,240 - Hey. - Hey! 1193 01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:53,573 Oh! How are my two favourite people? 1194 01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:54,788 Happy birthday. 1195 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:56,911 Oh, thank you! 1196 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,410 Mmm. It's like a roux. 1197 01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,789 It's worth it. 1198 01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:01,661 - Hmm. Hmm? - Nah. 1199 01:18:04,167 --> 01:18:06,624 - I'm gonna grab a drink. - Yes. 1200 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,160 How come you invited him? 1201 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:10,581 To keep the dream alive? 1202 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,081 What happened between you two? 1203 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,540 - Nothing. - Mmm. Liar. 1204 01:18:17,417 --> 01:18:19,453 - You can't breathe a word. - Of course not. 1205 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:22,082 He was pure porno 1984. 1206 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:25,582 - What? Pussy or ass? - (WHISTLES) 1207 01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:27,955 Wow. 1208 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:31,119 - What a waste. - That's exactly what I said! 1209 01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,288 - Right? - Yes! 1210 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,240 Oh! Please don't leave too early. 1211 01:18:34,292 --> 01:18:35,452 Oh, no, I won't. 1212 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,618 Oh, I was so fucked. 1213 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,373 And I remember I tried to go home the next day 1214 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:42,281 and my mam was like... 1215 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:54,618 (SNORTING) 1216 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:06,869 I needed a new raison d'étre. 1217 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,206 I'm sorry. 1218 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,499 Uh, did you want some before we Clear up? 1219 01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:16,572 Yes. 1220 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:18,658 - Yeah! -Mmmm! 1221 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:19,956 (SNORTS) 1222 01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:21,868 (WHISTLES) 1223 01:19:24,792 --> 01:19:27,454 As long as I'm in bed for three, it's totally fine. 1224 01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:28,739 Totally fine. 1225 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:30,623 TYLER: So, there was this one time 1226 01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:32,623 that L0 and l were at this music festival 1227 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:37,828 and a proper insect fell out of Lo's vagina. 1228 01:19:37,917 --> 01:19:40,203 - It was my pubes! - (LAUGHS) Whatever! 1229 01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:42,119 Whatever. It was like a fucking tick or something. 1230 01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:44,790 Honestly, I thought we agreed to leave this anecdote for dinner parties. 1231 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:47,074 TYLER: Well, anyways, when she got home, 1232 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:48,703 she had to, like, shave the lot off. 1233 01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:50,248 You know, like, full Hollywood, right? 1234 01:19:50,667 --> 01:19:52,282 So, when she comes out of the bathroom 1235 01:19:52,417 --> 01:19:54,123 and | see her for the first time, I was like, 1236 01:19:54,167 --> 01:19:59,161 "Lo! That haircut has taken years off of you." 1237 01:19:59,292 --> 01:20:00,953 (MARTY AND TYLER LAUGH) 1238 01:20:01,042 --> 01:20:03,909 (SLOW, TRIPPY MUSIC PLAYS) 1239 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:12,121 LAURA: Mmm, so, how does it feel to be 30? 1240 01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:16,033 (SIGHS) 1241 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:20,456 Linear time is a trick of the light. 1242 01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:27,415 LAURA: I should probably stop at 6am on the dot. 1243 01:20:27,792 --> 01:20:32,240 Baby, that is so feasible, it's verging on logic. 1244 01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:44,365 When did everybody get so serious? 1245 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:49,039 I want to go beyond analysis tonight. 1246 01:20:49,167 --> 01:20:52,614 I think the three of us might be the last true dreamers. 1247 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:54,706 - TYLER: Amen! - I need to piss. 1248 01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:04,406 Sometimes the best reason is a vacation from reason. 1249 01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:07,660 (CHUCKLES) 1250 01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:15,123 MARTY: Birthdays aren't the best time 1251 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:17,164 for deep-and-meaningfuls, you know? 1252 01:21:17,292 --> 01:21:19,999 Way too much pressure. There's too much anticlimax. 1253 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:20,989 LAURA: No. 1254 01:21:39,458 --> 01:21:43,246 You know that Yeats line about choosing life or art? 1255 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:44,994 Yeah, The Choice. 1256 01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:47,161 "The intellect of man is forced to choose 1257 01:21:47,292 --> 01:21:49,078 "Perfection of the life or of the work." 1258 01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:51,824 Yeah. I think that's true for women too. 1259 01:21:56,917 --> 01:21:58,953 When you're just running and running and you're not sure 1260 01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:00,373 if someone's actually following you or not. 1261 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,573 MARTY: But you just keep running. 1262 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,077 And you just fucking keep going, just... 1263 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:05,537 And I'm swearing that the dogs are fucking following us, 1264 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:07,832 'cause every bark that we hear, I'm like, "That's her dog." 1265 01:22:07,917 --> 01:22:10,533 She definitely has more than one dog when she's there. 1266 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:12,832 - Uh-huh. - Right. 11am. 1267 01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:15,454 - One for the road. - OK. Let's make it count. 1268 01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:20,490 (VOMITS) 1269 01:22:22,292 --> 01:22:23,202 Are you OK? 1270 01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:27,780 Sign of a good night. This is the bit where I puke. 1271 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:30,198 Oh! 1272 01:22:31,917 --> 01:22:33,282 (LAURA GARGLES) 1273 01:22:36,792 --> 01:22:39,033 (BREATHES IN AND OUT RAPIDLY) 1274 01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:40,703 Better? 1275 01:22:40,833 --> 01:22:42,164 Much. 1276 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,456 (MARTY SIGHS) 1277 01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:42,407 TYLER: "But by turns fascinated... 1278 01:23:43,042 --> 01:23:45,658 "By turns fascinated and reassured, 1279 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:50,530 "his mouth, his composure, his steady, loving gaze. 1280 01:23:51,708 --> 01:23:54,950 "In some moments, I wanted to be owned by him." 1281 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,865 What are you doing? 1282 01:23:58,417 --> 01:23:59,577 "Owned"? 1283 01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:00,952 That's private. 1284 01:24:01,417 --> 01:24:04,284 Since when? Why, what is it? 1285 01:24:04,792 --> 01:24:07,408 What is this bogus bullshit? I don't understand. 1286 01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:10,499 I mean, who are you, Jean? 1287 01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,869 You're just another one of the fucking herd? 1288 01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,914 I mean, you don't believe this? 1289 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:17,990 I'm leaving, Tyler. 1290 01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:21,573 Wait, OK. Wait, wait, wait. 1291 01:24:21,667 --> 01:24:23,248 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 1292 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,457 Don't forget your shades, huh? 1293 01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:27,827 There! 1294 01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:29,077 Eyyyyy! 1295 01:24:31,292 --> 01:24:33,453 - What is your problem? - You. This. 1296 01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:38,536 OK. You know what? 1297 01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:42,201 Why don't you just go the fuck home, then, little kiddie? Hmm? 1298 01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:44,533 Go bury your head in some big man's lap 1299 01:24:44,625 --> 01:24:47,662 and sleep the rest of your life away. 1300 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:49,532 But let me tell you something. 1301 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:52,116 One day, you're gonna wake up 45 1302 01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:53,994 and you're not gonna know how. 1303 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:58,246 When you're old and grey and full of sleep... 1304 01:24:58,333 --> 01:24:59,493 Stop it! 1305 01:25:01,417 --> 01:25:04,284 Stop with the fucking poetry! 1306 01:25:07,042 --> 01:25:08,122 (SLAMS DOOR) 1307 01:25:08,208 --> 01:25:11,245 Just remember, you bailed first, Lolo! 1308 01:25:12,167 --> 01:25:13,623 You bailed first. 1309 01:25:21,167 --> 01:25:22,373 (SNIFFS) 1310 01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,456 (SNIFFS) 1311 01:25:43,708 --> 01:25:44,823 (SNIFFS) 1312 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,573 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1313 01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:02,580 Jim! 1314 01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:04,493 (SNIFFS) 1315 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,992 Isn't this amazing? Isn't Jim the greatest? 1316 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,495 I'm so proud of you. You are so gonna win. 1317 01:26:14,167 --> 01:26:15,247 Look at this place. 1318 01:26:16,458 --> 01:26:17,868 Look at all of you. (CHUCKLES) 1319 01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:20,540 Um...uh, this is my fiancée, Laura. 1320 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:21,910 Would you please look after her 1321 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:23,414 while I get us a couple of drinks? 1322 01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:24,823 She's a writer. 1323 01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:26,957 LAURA: Well... (CHUCKLES) 1324 01:26:27,042 --> 01:26:29,408 ..I'm more of a typist at the moment. 1325 01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:31,915 I aspire to be as dedicated as Jim is. 1326 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,490 I aspire to be a lot of things, actually. 1327 01:26:33,542 --> 01:26:36,830 But l-l-l'm trying to nail the work-life balance, 1328 01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:38,831 or more like the work-party balance. 1329 01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:40,202 Work hard, play hard, you know. 1330 01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:43,538 But these days and nights are still passing in a blur. 1331 01:26:43,625 --> 01:26:46,662 It's like 10 years can just slip by unnoticed. 1332 01:26:47,250 --> 01:26:48,786 How does that even happen? Like... 1333 01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:52,947 A whole decade just...gone. 1334 01:26:55,417 --> 01:26:56,657 Anyway, so, it was... 1335 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,160 Oh, fu... 1336 01:27:00,292 --> 01:27:01,907 - Shit. Sorry. - Oh! 1337 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,991 (JIM CHUCKLES) 1338 01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:07,703 He's been putting himself under so much pressure. 1339 01:27:07,792 --> 01:27:09,953 That's OK. It's just these shoes and this floor. 1340 01:27:10,042 --> 01:27:11,248 Not a good combination. 1341 01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:12,994 We can't even say you were drunk! 1342 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,665 You know, he's not had a drink for two months. 1343 01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:16,739 I haven't either. 1344 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,956 It's a terrible thing, alcohol. 1345 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:22,081 Makes...people dicks. 1346 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:25,493 Mmm. 1347 01:27:25,792 --> 01:27:29,034 I'll, um...catch up with you later. Good luck. 1348 01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,205 Thank you. 1349 01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:34,283 I'll be a few minutes. (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry. 1350 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,330 (SOBS) 1351 01:27:50,417 --> 01:27:52,499 (APPLAUSE) 1352 01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:26,660 VVhen? 1353 01:28:29,125 --> 01:28:30,080 Um... 1354 01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:32,413 Mexico. 1355 01:28:34,167 --> 01:28:35,907 Just after we got engaged? 1356 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:40,950 (SCOFFS) The land of the golden ocelots. (LAUGHS) 1357 01:28:41,042 --> 01:28:42,657 It was a drunken mistake. 1358 01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:46,243 I was drunk. 1359 01:28:48,750 --> 01:28:50,866 I... (SIGHS) 1360 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:57,994 lfeeIer“. 1361 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,662 ..the reality of this isn't right for either of us. 1362 01:29:02,833 --> 01:29:04,698 The abstract of marriage is manifesting... 1363 01:29:04,792 --> 01:29:07,864 The reality is me and you, Laura. 1364 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,115 That's not abstract. It's real. 1365 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,740 - Did you fuck her? - No. 1366 01:29:12,667 --> 01:29:13,577 No. 1367 01:29:14,250 --> 01:29:15,660 But you touched her tits? 1368 01:29:17,292 --> 01:29:18,657 Yeah. 1369 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:32,660 (MOANS SOFTLY) 1370 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,036 Did you eat her pussy? 1371 01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:44,331 (LAUGHS) 1372 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:11,580 Marty? 1373 01:30:27,792 --> 01:30:32,582 (SIGHS) This is just a waste of good entertainment. 1374 01:31:44,292 --> 01:31:45,577 JEAN: What happened? 1375 01:31:46,458 --> 01:31:48,073 Jim cheated on me. 1376 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:50,994 - Fucking hell. - Mmm. 1377 01:31:54,542 --> 01:31:56,157 And | Cheated on him. 1378 01:32:08,958 --> 01:32:10,198 Do you want a drink? 1379 01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:11,743 Mmm. 1380 01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,243 Tea? 1381 01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:19,956 (SHIRLEY FUSSES) 1382 01:32:20,083 --> 01:32:21,994 (SIGHS) 1383 01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:26,993 I'll get her. 1384 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:29,491 (SHIRLEY CRIES) 1385 01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:35,915 Shh. Shh. Shh, Shh, Shh. 1386 01:32:41,917 --> 01:32:45,660 - (SHIRLEY CRIES) - Shh. Shh. Shh. 1387 01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:49,286 (SIGHS) 1388 01:32:49,417 --> 01:32:50,998 (SHIRLEY QUIETENS) 1389 01:32:51,125 --> 01:32:53,616 Things are pretty fucked up, Shirley. 1390 01:33:41,458 --> 01:33:42,823 What are you gonna do? 1391 01:33:42,875 --> 01:33:44,706 (SIGHS) I don't know. 1392 01:33:47,417 --> 01:33:49,032 Can I stay here tonight? 1393 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,707 Got anything going spare in your property empire? 1394 01:33:55,833 --> 01:33:58,825 (CHUCKLES) It's a few flats. 1395 01:34:01,167 --> 01:34:02,247 OK. 1396 01:34:03,417 --> 01:34:05,078 Maybe I know of something small. 1397 01:34:06,042 --> 01:34:07,532 Small is good. 1398 01:34:08,167 --> 01:34:09,452 Small is all I need. 1399 01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:11,911 Shh, Shh, Shh. 1400 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,664 (JEAN LAUGHS) 1401 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,160 What's so funny? 1402 01:34:17,917 --> 01:34:19,703 You can't just put a baby on the floor 1403 01:34:19,792 --> 01:34:21,532 when you're done with it, Laura! 1404 01:34:22,167 --> 01:34:23,532 (LAUGHS) Like a handbag! 1405 01:34:24,167 --> 01:34:27,830 She's fine. People are hysterical about babies. 1406 01:34:27,875 --> 01:34:29,160 (LAUGHS) 1407 01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:30,914 (WIND HOWLS) 1408 01:34:55,042 --> 01:34:58,205 (MURMURS) Let's go to the airport. Let's go. 1409 01:35:01,125 --> 01:35:03,707 (MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) 1410 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,953 Let's go! 1411 01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:48,824 LAURA: The dawn of your new decade. 1412 01:35:52,917 --> 01:35:54,202 How are you feeling? 1413 01:36:01,625 --> 01:36:03,536 TYLER: I'm covered in fungus. 1414 01:36:12,917 --> 01:36:14,623 LAURA: Come on, piglet. 1415 01:36:14,708 --> 01:36:15,743 I'll roast you a pizza. 1416 01:36:18,292 --> 01:36:19,247 Arggh! 1417 01:36:43,292 --> 01:36:44,532 Ooh. 1418 01:36:50,500 --> 01:36:51,455 Thank you. 1419 01:36:51,583 --> 01:36:54,370 WOMAN: (ON COMPUTER) So, today I've got a solo date with him. 1420 01:36:54,417 --> 01:36:55,998 But no, they're supporting this. 1421 01:36:56,125 --> 01:36:57,956 Like, they're actually having him go on a date 1422 01:36:58,083 --> 01:36:59,823 and then putting her, to embarrass her, to be like, 1423 01:36:59,958 --> 01:37:02,119 "No, women actually... Lucky, poor them. 1424 01:37:02,250 --> 01:37:03,660 "They're trying to find partners. 1425 01:37:03,792 --> 01:37:04,872 "Too bad they can't get any. 1426 01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:06,285 "That's why they've got to go on this date. 1427 01:37:06,417 --> 01:37:08,578 - "So sad. Poor her." - (LAUGHS) 1428 01:37:08,708 --> 01:37:10,494 MAN: (ON COMPUTER) Yeah, so, obviously, all of us here... 1429 01:37:10,625 --> 01:37:12,161 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1430 01:37:12,292 --> 01:37:14,123 MAN: Look, you know, I'm not happy for anyone 1431 01:37:14,167 --> 01:37:16,203 who gets to go on a date with Stacey. 1432 01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:19,200 But if Rick does get a one-on-one, I'd be very upset. 1433 01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:21,244 WOMAN: I think this seriously would be 1434 01:37:21,375 --> 01:37:23,206 an incredible place to fall in love. 1435 01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:26,291 MAN: Stacey's gonna spend more time with one of us, 1436 01:37:26,417 --> 01:37:28,373 and to be there watching her enjoy a place 1437 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,036 that she's always wanted to go. 1438 01:37:30,167 --> 01:37:33,239 I can't wait to go on a date with Stacey in Dublin. 1439 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,581 (CHUCKLES) Sorry. 1440 01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,122 (LAURA SIGHS) 1441 01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:10,663 (CHUCKLES) How's that going down? 1442 01:38:10,750 --> 01:38:13,492 Oh, it's disgusting. 1443 01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:21,743 So, what do you think? 1444 01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:25,699 I think vodka's our only option. 1445 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:42,365 Do you love me, Laura? 1446 01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:52,410 Not enough. 1447 01:39:11,458 --> 01:39:13,915 (FUNKY LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) 1448 01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:22,411 MAN: Put the fag out, Bogart. 1449 01:39:22,833 --> 01:39:23,788 Or what? 1450 01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:28,416 Or you will feel the wrath of my jujitsu. 1451 01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:29,785 (TYLER LAUGHS) 1452 01:39:35,708 --> 01:39:38,324 Oof! l have got the major fanny gallops. 1453 01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:41,619 Fuck. I think I just started my period. 1454 01:39:41,750 --> 01:39:43,661 It might even be late. 1455 01:39:44,667 --> 01:39:46,498 I don't know. I sort of lost track. 1456 01:39:46,625 --> 01:39:48,456 It's always a relief, isn't it? 1457 01:39:53,625 --> 01:39:55,365 I feel weird. 1458 01:39:56,333 --> 01:39:58,369 20 years and it still surprises me every time. 1459 01:39:59,083 --> 01:40:00,323 Like a season. 1460 01:40:00,375 --> 01:40:03,617 (FEIGNS SNORING) Snoresville. I got the decorators in too. 1461 01:40:03,708 --> 01:40:06,040 Now, more importantly, what are you gonna sing? 1462 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:07,407 You Oughta Know? 1463 01:40:07,542 --> 01:40:09,874 Actually, T, do you mind if we split? 1464 01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:11,538 What? 1465 01:40:12,083 --> 01:40:13,823 No. We only just got here. 1466 01:40:14,542 --> 01:40:17,614 Come on. You're developing a terrible habit of leaving. 1467 01:40:30,250 --> 01:40:31,865 Are you alright to just get a taxi? 1468 01:40:34,208 --> 01:40:36,745 WOMAN: First up, we have Tyler singing Royals. 1469 01:40:36,792 --> 01:40:37,747 - (APPLAUSE) - I'm up. 1470 01:40:37,833 --> 01:40:39,369 Come on, stay for my song. 1471 01:40:44,792 --> 01:40:46,908 (INTRO TO 'ROYALS' PLAYS) 1472 01:40:55,208 --> 01:40:57,324 TYLER: J‘ And we'll never be royals 1473 01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:58,368 J‘ Royals 1474 01:40:58,458 --> 01:41:00,790 J‘ It don't run in our blood 1475 01:41:00,917 --> 01:41:03,624 J‘ That kind of lux just ain't for us 1476 01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:06,082 J‘ We crave a different kind of buzz 1477 01:41:06,208 --> 01:41:09,780 - J‘ Let me be your ruler - J‘ Ruler 1478 01:41:09,917 --> 01:41:11,908 J‘ You can call me Queen Bee 1479 01:41:12,042 --> 01:41:15,785 - J‘ And, baby, I'll rule - J‘ I'll rule, |'|| rule... J‘ 1480 01:41:31,625 --> 01:41:34,617 (FOOTSTEPS ECHO) 1481 01:41:52,792 --> 01:41:55,499 (SHIP'S HORN SOUNDS FAINTLY) 1482 01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:00,332 (SEAGULLS CRY) 1483 01:42:03,042 --> 01:42:05,408 (DISTANT LAUGHTER) 1484 01:42:07,125 --> 01:42:09,582 (DOOR OPENS, MUSIC GROWS LOUDER) 1485 01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:15,035 I'm proud of you, sis. 1486 01:42:15,667 --> 01:42:16,531 For what? 1487 01:42:17,125 --> 01:42:18,865 For giving a beautiful speech. 1488 01:42:19,292 --> 01:42:20,452 For being here. 1489 01:42:27,958 --> 01:42:29,914 (JEAN SIGHS) 1490 01:42:30,042 --> 01:42:32,624 Bummed this off the barman. 1491 01:42:32,708 --> 01:42:35,245 - One of THOSE non-smokers! - Mmm. (GIGGLES) 1492 01:42:36,750 --> 01:42:38,615 - Give us a drag. - (GRUNTS) 1493 01:42:40,167 --> 01:42:42,328 Quick. Before he brings Shirley out here. 1494 01:42:51,292 --> 01:42:52,577 He looks sick. 1495 01:42:54,625 --> 01:42:55,740 Yeah. 1496 01:42:56,875 --> 01:42:57,830 He does. 1497 01:43:26,917 --> 01:43:28,703 — Hi. (LAUGHS) — Hi. 1498 01:43:32,542 --> 01:43:33,907 TYLER: Tell me about the next time we met. 1499 01:43:34,417 --> 01:43:35,532 LAURA: You were driving a tram. 1500 01:43:35,708 --> 01:43:37,323 It wasn't even my tram. 1501 01:43:37,417 --> 01:43:39,203 It was the coolest thing I've ever seen. 1502 01:43:46,167 --> 01:43:47,452 Was any of it real? 1503 01:43:50,417 --> 01:43:51,372 Mwah! 1504 01:43:56,958 --> 01:43:58,368 All of it. 1505 01:44:00,792 --> 01:44:02,373 Come on, you're better than this. 1506 01:44:03,292 --> 01:44:06,580 What it takes, my friend, isinspuaflon. 1507 01:44:09,833 --> 01:44:11,448 LAURA: Did you mean that last night? 1508 01:44:12,792 --> 01:44:13,952 Did you? 1509 01:44:16,167 --> 01:44:17,282 Yeah. 1510 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:18,864 Yeah. 1511 01:44:19,125 --> 01:44:22,083 JIM: You haven't thought about the actual married bit 1512 01:44:22,208 --> 01:44:23,368 of being married? 1513 01:44:55,125 --> 01:44:56,331 I'm here. 1514 01:44:59,375 --> 01:45:00,535 And here. 1515 01:45:02,417 --> 01:45:04,999 And here, and here, and here. 1516 01:45:05,417 --> 01:45:08,739 And here, and here, and here, and here... 1517 01:45:08,833 --> 01:45:10,118 And here. 1518 01:45:10,208 --> 01:45:11,994 (ECHOES) And here. And here... 1519 01:45:15,458 --> 01:45:16,914 I'm here. 1520 01:45:30,417 --> 01:45:31,953 (CAT HISSES) 1521 01:45:56,708 --> 01:45:57,993 (TYPES) 1522 01:46:05,417 --> 01:46:08,705 (CONTINUES TYPING) 1523 01:46:08,833 --> 01:46:11,245 (FOX PANTS) 1524 01:46:14,167 --> 01:46:16,704 ('IF I GAVE YOU A PARTY' BY SEXUAL HARRASSMENT PLAYS) 1525 01:46:16,792 --> 01:46:20,114 J‘ If I gave you a party, would you come? 1526 01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:23,037 J‘ 'Cause I plan hot parties, big fun 1527 01:46:23,542 --> 01:46:26,659 J‘ If I invite you over, please come 1528 01:46:26,792 --> 01:46:30,284 J‘ I will keep it hot, then some 1529 01:46:30,417 --> 01:46:33,830 J‘ If I begged you to party, would you come? 1530 01:46:33,917 --> 01:46:36,954 J‘ I've got plenty of good, hot lovin', come get some 1531 01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:40,246 J‘ If I offered all my lovin', would you run? 1532 01:46:40,375 --> 01:46:43,367 J‘ See, I guarantee a party and hot fun 1533 01:46:47,250 --> 01:46:50,208 J‘ If I kissed you on your hand, would you come? 1534 01:46:50,625 --> 01:46:54,072 J‘ If I held you in my arms, would you come? 1535 01:46:54,208 --> 01:46:57,496 J‘ If I opened up my heart, would you run? 1536 01:46:57,625 --> 01:47:00,822 J‘ Well, I'm throwing you a party, please come 1537 01:47:00,958 --> 01:47:04,200 J‘ If I kissed you on your shoulder, would you come? 1538 01:47:04,333 --> 01:47:07,575 J‘ If I kissed you all over, would it run? 1539 01:47:07,708 --> 01:47:11,075 J‘ If I got you wet and ready for the sun 1540 01:47:11,208 --> 01:47:13,995 J‘ Would it make you moan and want to shoot your gun? 1541 01:47:27,708 --> 01:47:30,871 J‘ Well, I'm giving you a party, please come 1542 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:34,447 J‘ And I'll kiss you where you want it, so come 1543 01:47:34,583 --> 01:47:37,746 J‘ And I'm begging you to stay, don't run 1544 01:47:37,875 --> 01:47:40,992 J‘ I will keep myself wide open if you come 1545 01:47:48,958 --> 01:47:52,405 J‘ Are you ready for your party? Please come 1546 01:47:52,542 --> 01:47:55,659 J‘ I will keep you hot and hearty, come, come 1547 01:47:55,792 --> 01:47:58,955 J‘ I am begging you to please me, please come 1548 01:47:59,083 --> 01:48:02,120 J‘ I am giving you a party, oh, come 1549 01:48:09,292 --> 01:48:12,455 J‘ If I gave you a party, would you come? 1550 01:48:12,583 --> 01:48:16,121 J‘ 'Cause I plan hot parties, big fun 1551 01:48:16,250 --> 01:48:19,413 J‘ If I invite you over, please come 1552 01:48:19,542 --> 01:48:22,739 J‘ I will keep it hot, then some 1553 01:48:22,875 --> 01:48:25,947 J‘ If I begged you to party, would you come? 1554 01:48:26,083 --> 01:48:29,496 J‘ I've got plenty of good, hot lovin', come get some 1555 01:48:29,625 --> 01:48:32,617 J‘ If I offered all my lovin', would you run? 1556 01:48:32,750 --> 01:48:36,242 J‘ See, I guarantee a party and hot fun... J‘ 1557 01:48:37,750 --> 01:48:39,911 (GLASSES CLINK, CORK POPS) 1558 01:48:41,375 --> 01:48:44,947 (NOISY CHATTER, LAUGHTER)