1 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,900 Why are you looking at me like that? 2 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:15,040 Why are you humming? Why do you care? 3 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,300 Who's on trial here? 4 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:19,570 Can't a woman hum without getting the third degree? 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,240 Well, you do seem awfully happy, Cate. 6 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:22,940 Is there something you want to tell us 7 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:24,880 while you're adding a little vanilla to the waffles? 8 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,180 Not a thing. 9 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:32,420 Did you just sniff me? 10 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,190 Maybe. 11 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,760 Hey, stop it! 12 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:37,560 Aha! 13 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:41,060 Well, well, worried I might find...This? 14 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:44,200 Empty cinnamon bun containers, two of them! 15 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:45,930 What the hell is your problem? 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,870 Hlet me spell it out for you. 17 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:51,370 Hed gibb, the gibbster, flew to New York this morning... 18 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,070 Hfor a conference of high school principals. 19 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,610 Let me spell it out a little more for you. 20 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,050 Flight to New York -- hairplane. 21 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,920 Airplane -- airport. 22 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,380 Airport -- 23 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:08,990 place where people buy massive cinnamon buns. 24 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,260 You drove ed gibb to the airport! 25 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,390 No, I didn't. 26 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:14,030 Hwell, there's two options, aunt Cate. 27 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:15,960 Either you drove him to the airport, 28 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,570 or you drove to the airport halone at 7:00 A.M. 29 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:21,200 To eat two sofa-sized cinnamon buns. 30 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,070 Okay, fine, I did it! 31 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:28,540 Aw, catey. 32 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,740 I drove ed to the airport. We had coffee and cinnamon buns. 33 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:33,780 You didn't bring one for me? 34 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:35,610 Look, it is no big deal. 35 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,920 He needed a ride, I gave him one, end of story. 36 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,390 No, unless things are hot and heavy, 37 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:42,590 you don't give someone a ride to the airport. 38 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:44,260 You know, this kind of reaction 39 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,030 is exactly why I didn't want to tell you guys 40 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,690 about me and ed. 41 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,330 And I want you both to promise 42 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,430 that you're not gonna tell the kids. 43 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,930 Just in case this thing with ed turns out to be nothing, 44 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,500 I don't want them to get all worked up for no reason. 45 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:58,340 Well, they won't hear it from me. 46 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,010 They're not gonna hear hit from me. 47 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:04,440 Hmy mind is like a 5-foot-thick lead safe, 48 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,550 nothing gets out. 49 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,780 And nothing gets in. 50 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:17,160 You won't believe what I can't tell you. 51 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,760 What? 52 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:21,190 I can't tell you. Hhhfine. 53 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,430 No, no, no. I've been trained not to crack. 54 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,370 Hwould you please leave? Oh, I get it. 55 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,830 You're messing with my mind, making it all topsy-turvy. 56 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,100 Heh, heh, heh. 57 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:31,440 I can't take it. 58 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,240 Your mom drove principal gibb to the airport. 59 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,610 Not only did she drop him off, she walked him in. 60 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,780 They had cinnamon buns. Hhhoh, my god! 61 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,580 That's the longest I've ever held out. 62 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:42,550 I feel good about myself. 63 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,880 What are you doing? 64 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:53,280 Nothing -- just working out a little bit. 65 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:55,139 Hmm, just working out, 66 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,290 or working off cinnamon buns? 67 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,990 Cinnamon buns? 68 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,230 What are you talking about? 69 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:04,590 I'm talking about you driving principal gibb to the airport 70 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:06,030 and then trying to hide it. 71 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,460 I didn't try to hide it. 72 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:08,460 I chose not to tell you because it's no big deal. 73 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:11,500 'S no big deal. 74 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,670 And what else have you chosen hnot to tell me, mom, 75 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:16,110 if that's even your real name? 76 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:19,480 Trust me, Bridget, ed and ire just friends. 77 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,480 If there was something to talk about, 78 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:22,810 I would have brought it up. 79 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,010 It was important enough to mention to other people. 80 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,120 All right, who told you? 81 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,750 Maybe that's not important. 82 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,320 Fine. 83 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:33,390 Don't give me their name. 84 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:36,630 Just give me the initials. 85 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:37,860 Hmm... 86 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:40,360 "C"..."j." 87 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:42,800 Hthat's all you're getting out of me. 88 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:49,910 Hhhey, gramps. Want to go toss the ball around? 89 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:51,940 Yeah, sure, as soon as you finish your homework. 90 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:53,980 Oh, I don't have any. Tomorrow's ditch day. 91 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,210 Ditch day? 92 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,310 It's a day when the teachers hlet us ditch school. 93 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,150 Hyou have to show up so they can take attendance -- 94 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,580 hsomething about not losing federal funding -- 95 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:04,550 but then the day is yours. 96 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,820 Hey, grandpa. Hey, dork. 97 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:09,390 What are you doing for ditch day, honey? 98 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:11,430 Oh, I'm going to school. I don't believe in ditch day. 99 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:13,400 I believe in bettering myself hthrough education. 100 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,270 And you're calling me a dork? 101 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,930 Hyeah, because you are a dork. 102 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,500 Hwell, you're a goody-two-shoes. 103 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:20,200 Just because I want to do hthe right thing 104 00:04:20,270 --> 00:04:22,240 does not mean I am a goody-two-shoes. 105 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,570 Actually, that's the definition of a goody-two-shoes. 106 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,910 Hgrandpa! Okay, wait, what's the definition of a dork? 107 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:30,480 You're looking at him. Hhgrandpa! 108 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:32,380 Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game. 109 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:36,750 So, C.J. promised he wouldn't say anything 110 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,590 and I swear, in the next minute, hhhe told Bridget. 111 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,830 Ah, well, I wish I was there. 112 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,730 I could hurt him for you. 113 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:44,860 Really? 114 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:47,330 Oh, I would hurt him. I'd hurt him bad. 115 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,770 What would you do? 116 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,330 Well, to start with, 117 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,040 I would take away his parking privileges. 118 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,040 Mmm...go on. 119 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:57,170 Yeah, and then, when he went to sit down, 120 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,380 I would pull his chair right out from under him. 121 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,080 Oh, I like the sound of that. 122 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:03,980 Well, then, I'll say it again. 123 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:08,990 I would pull his chair right out from under him. 124 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,720 That just sounds so sexy. 125 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:14,490 Are you eating something? 126 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,360 Yeah, some peanuts. 127 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:18,400 Well, now you ruined it. 128 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:20,400 Um...actually, to tell you the truth, you know, 129 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:22,070 there is something I could do to C.J. 130 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:23,630 It would be really underhanded, 131 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,500 and it would involve an abuse of my powers. 132 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:28,200 You'd do that for me? 133 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:32,380 Hsay the part about the chair again. 134 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,410 Uh, you know, I would, but I actually have to go. 135 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,880 But I'll call you tomorrow. 136 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:39,480 Hhall right. I'll be at my office at 10:00. 137 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:42,190 And by the way, I'm going to a big dinner 138 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,120 with some school administrators 139 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:48,830 and...there's gonna be chairs everywhere. 140 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,890 Goodbye, ed. 141 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,530 Bye. 142 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:58,770 So this is how it's gonna be, huh? 143 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,340 One little innocent slip of the tongue, 144 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,770 you run to the boyfriend for revenge. 145 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,740 What are you talking about? 146 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:06,340 It's ditch day, all right? 147 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,980 Now that I'm a full-time teacher, I was planning on doing nothing. 148 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:12,120 But you got principal gibb to make me cover detention. 149 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:15,120 He did that? I love that. 150 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:17,190 Ooh, you're evil. You're both evil. 151 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:19,190 It's like an evil, unholy love connection. 152 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:21,160 Oh, be quiet. 153 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:23,790 Hyou blabbed -- you deserve to be punished. 154 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:27,530 Aunt Cate, you may know the top dog at this school. 155 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,930 But outside these walls, you don't want to mess with me. 156 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,240 Outside these walls, 157 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,110 you live in my basement. 158 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:39,440 Hi think we understand each other. 159 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:41,340 Hwhoa, whoa, you're coming with me. 160 00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:43,410 Why? 'Cause you sold me out to your mom. 161 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,750 I have to cover detention and you're gonna keep me company. 162 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,750 No, no, no -- it's ditch day and I've got bigger plans, 163 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:49,250 so sayonara, amigo. 164 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,890 Hhwhoa, no! That's it, you got detention. Why? 165 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,920 For talking back to a teacher hin two languages. 166 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:55,890 Whatever. Hhno, come on. 167 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,890 Aah! Aah! 168 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,360 Ow! My spine! 169 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,686 Oh, now you have detention for hurting a teacher's spine. 170 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:05,040 Oh, C.J., please, everyone knows you don't have a spine. 171 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,840 Detention. 172 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,910 Why? Ah, ah! Detention! 173 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,580 March! 174 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,470 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 175 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:25,270 Excuse me, everybody. 176 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,540 Just because we turned a blind eye 177 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,470 to our students on ditch day 178 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:33,010 doesn't mean that we can't all do something worthwhile. 179 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,050 I mean, really -- 180 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:39,320 isn't somebody making margaritas? 181 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,730 Ooh, that must be the masseuse. 182 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:53,770 Kerry? What are you doing here? 183 00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:55,530 Well, I go to school here. 184 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,370 Mr. Clodney, I've been waiting for you to start history class. 185 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:04,510 Huh, kerry, it's -- it's ditch day. 186 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:07,280 I mean, if you didn't show up, 187 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:10,480 I probably wouldn't even notice. 188 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:13,120 But I did show up and I want to learn. 189 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,720 Can't you talk to her? 190 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,560 I'll be waiting outside your classroom. 191 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:25,860 I don't know where I went wrong hwith that one. 192 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,500 Nice try, loose lips, 193 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:35,970 but this is detention, not a rock-n-roll concert. 194 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,880 Whatever. 195 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:40,680 Let me check my notes. It's not a cellphone party, either. 196 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:42,780 Are you guys gonna keep this up all day? 197 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:45,320 Because if you are, I'm gonna jab a pencil into my brain 198 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,750 to make the sound go away. 199 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,220 Yeah, you know what? 200 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:51,460 Do it in the front, it might make you nicer. 201 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,860 C.J., you don't understand. 202 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,860 I have been planning this ditch-day prank all year. 203 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,860 I was gonna steal the mascot from taft high -- the goat? 204 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,500 I thought it was the taft tigers. 205 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,230 Parading a tiger around would be cruel and humiliating. 206 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,330 They put the goat in a tiger suit. 207 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,970 Oh, and you're gonna steal it 208 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,040 and the goat's gonna be in the tiger suit! 209 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:10,470 That's excellent! 210 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:12,610 But you can't, 'cause you're in detention all day. 211 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,010 I hate you. 212 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,010 Why, 'cause I'm beautiful? 213 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,750 Well, I'm gonna run out and get meself a snack. 214 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:23,320 Don't try to follow me. You can't leave. 215 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,160 There's laser sensors everywhere. 216 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,430 Nice job, loser. 217 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,230 The whole school was counting on you to steal that goat. 218 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,840 Oh, I can still get the goat. Just give me your cellphone. 219 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,870 Give me a reason. 220 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,270 I am student body president. 221 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,340 And if you don't give me a phone hso I can steal a goat, 222 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:45,940 I can have you arrested. 223 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:48,810 I've been arrested, it's no biggie. 224 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,580 I can have your school picture taken out of the yearbook. 225 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:03,590 Hey! 226 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,030 I thought we were playing charades? 227 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,070 Cate: Oh... 228 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,640 I'm expecting a phone call. HI'll be right back. 229 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,180 Catey, ed is gonna be on the phone. 230 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,050 It's not like he can see you. 231 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:25,350 Well...okay. 232 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,890 Rory: Mom? 233 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,560 Haah! It's almost 10:00! 234 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,360 Hi mean, what are you doing here? 235 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:36,860 I'm depressed. 236 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,900 Uh... 237 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,230 Tell me all about it. 238 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,600 Where do I start? 239 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:44,030 Somewhere near the end. 240 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,070 Danny's brother was gonna drive us to the mall. 241 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,610 But then big Joe showed up 242 00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:50,270 and there wasn't enough room in the car, 243 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,610 so they ditched me. 244 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,110 Can you believe it? 245 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,710 Ditched on ditch day -- 246 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,210 hit's like I don't have any friends. 247 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,950 Oh, honey, come here. 248 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,620 Okay, off you go. 249 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:04,790 Hello? 250 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:05,990 Hey, there. 251 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,990 Uh, hi, uh, yeah, this is nurse hennessy. 252 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:10,830 How may I help you? 253 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:14,660 Oh, I see, so you got somebody there with you, eh? 254 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:16,730 Yes, that is correct. 255 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,500 Huh-huh, so should I respect that 256 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,340 and let you gracefully get off the phone, 257 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:24,310 or should I get flirty again 258 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:26,180 and embarrass the hell out of you? 259 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,450 Thank you. 260 00:11:28,510 --> 00:11:32,950 Uh, actually, we have all the gauze that we need, 261 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:37,650 although I may be running low hon tongue depressors. 262 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,290 Perhaps you could call back hin 20 minutes? 263 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,990 Uh, will do. 264 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,390 Okay. 265 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:46,060 Bye, cutie pie. 266 00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:48,200 Did that guy just call you "cutie pie"? 267 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:51,334 Those pharmaceutical reps, 268 00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:53,671 they'll do anything for a sale. 269 00:12:01,161 --> 00:12:02,387 What are you doing? 270 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,450 I'm waiting for Mr. Clodney. 271 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:06,750 He's like a half hour late for my history class. 272 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,990 Uh, care bear? 273 00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:11,020 Mr. Clodney is in the teachers' lounge 274 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,920 getting a scalp massage. 275 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,072 You're such a goody-two-shoes. 276 00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:16,416 I am not! 277 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:19,078 And at least my friends didn't dump me for fat Joe. 278 00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:21,060 Big Joe -- he prefers big Joe. 279 00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:25,165 Hello? 280 00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:26,931 Bridget? 281 00:12:27,908 --> 00:12:28,940 Where are you? 282 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,740 And then bring the goat back here and tie it to the flagpole. 283 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:34,377 Any questions? - This so stupid. 284 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,224 You guys are gonna get in so much trouble. 285 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,680 That's real smart, blabbing this 286 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,450 hin front of your goody-two-shoes sister. 287 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,080 I am not a goody-two-shoes. 288 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,490 You're just mad because I reported you for smoking. 289 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:46,060 That was you? 290 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,090 Secondhand smoke kills -- I did it for everyone. 291 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:55,100 Oh, my god, I am a goody-two-shoes. 292 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,670 You're not gonna tell, are you? 293 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:59,810 Not if you let me be a part of it. What? 294 00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:01,540 That's right, I'm gonna be a bad girl! 295 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,940 I'm gonna steal a goat! 296 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:05,880 Let's go, Rory. Wait! 297 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,340 There are lasers everywhere. 298 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:13,080 Just step very lightly, carefully. 299 00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:15,607 Well, I don't know, ed. 300 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:17,490 I think I'm doing the right thing 301 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:19,020 by keeping the kids in the dark. 302 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,690 What do you think? 303 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,890 Look, if you were not gonna keep them in the dark, 304 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,400 what would you tell them? 305 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,630 I'd tell them exactly what we're doing. 306 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:32,100 What exactly are we doing? 307 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,970 Well, look, I'm crazy about you. 308 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,640 And you can't go five minutes 309 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,710 without asking me what I'm wearing. 310 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,650 Hi think we're officially dating. 311 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:45,620 Hhuh... Officially dating... 312 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,620 I like that. 313 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,250 So, it's a good thing, 314 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,020 and I think you should tell them. 315 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:57,330 This is gonna be great! This is gonna be great! 316 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:00,130 If we're gonna steal a goat, we'll need to borrow mom's car. 317 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,170 Oh, forget that! We'll steal a car! 318 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:04,870 Whoa, whoa, easy, lil' Kim. 319 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,840 Look, I've worked up a whole story to tell mom. 320 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,270 It may take awhile, but I'll get us that car. 321 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,870 Maybe you're right, ed. 322 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,610 I've always had this very open relationship with my kids. 323 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,580 Maybe I'm ready to tell them about us. 324 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:18,380 Mom, hear me out. 325 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,720 We need to borrow the minivan -- 326 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,020 take the keys -- here. Go! Go, go, go, go, go! 327 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,020 Go, go! 328 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,590 Apparently... Not quite ready. 329 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,856 I can't believe I didn't -- you volunteered! 330 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,010 We were supposed to take her back to school. 331 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,080 With the guard there? We would have been busted! 332 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:41,680 We had a plan! We should have stuck to the plan! 333 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,410 I knew I wasn't cut out for a life of crime. 334 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:48,020 Shh! Sit down, you stupid tiger goat! 335 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,650 Let's just take her back. 336 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,860 We can't take her back, they're looking for her! 337 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,290 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? 338 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,960 Okay, listen -- we'll hide her at home, 339 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,630 then sneak out tonight and put her back. 340 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,760 Hoh, my god, what if it doesn't work? 341 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:02,000 What kind of college is gonna accept me 342 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,700 with "goat stealer" on my record? 343 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,170 A ba-a-a-a-d one. 344 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,710 What do we do with her now, genius? 345 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,110 Just get her up to your room. 346 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,610 My room? Why not your room? 347 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,580 Because your room already smells like a barn. 348 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:16,450 Oh, god, there's grandpa. 349 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,080 Just get her upstairs. 350 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,120 God, this goat stinks! 351 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,090 Have you ever smelled anything this bad? 352 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,900 C.J.? 353 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,030 Good going! 354 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,600 I was just playing tug-of-war. 355 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,470 That was mom's favorite green sweater. 356 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,810 I didn't know the goat was gonna eat it! 357 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,740 Hhyou are completely cruel and unfair. 358 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,150 I gave you half my cupcake. 359 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,980 You sucked the cream out, that's not giving it to me. 360 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,080 Ingrate! 361 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,120 Cream sucker! 362 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,550 Grandpa, you were upstairs? 363 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,660 Why were you upstairs? Hyou never go upstairs. 364 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,820 Your mom wanted me to take some things to the cleaners. 365 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,090 Has anybody seen her green sweater? 366 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,030 Nope, haven't seen it. 367 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,160 Hdidn't even know she had a green sweater. 368 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,970 Ah, no problem, I'm sure it'll turn up. 369 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,430 Oh, oh, oh, one more thing -- 370 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,570 why is there a goat in the bathroom? 371 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,370 You brought it here? 372 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,480 Ah, you got Rory to do your dirty work. 373 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,540 Oh, so you just assume I had nothing to do with it? 374 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:20,810 You stole a goat? 375 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,980 No, sir. 376 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,420 Oh, my god, that's mom. 377 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,220 Grandpa, you're not gonna say anything, are you? 378 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,750 Well, it's been kind of a slow news day, 379 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:32,160 I think I'll just let this one play out. 380 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:35,030 Hey, I just had the best ditch day. 381 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,100 I won $30 at poker 382 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,300 and I had a couple of margaritas for lunch. 383 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,430 Sounds like everybody had a little adventure today. 384 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,470 You know, that second one might have been a mistake, though, 385 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:47,610 because when I got dropped off hby Mr. Clodney, 386 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:51,940 I could have sworn I saw a goat out of the upstairs window. 387 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,380 Seriously? 388 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:57,150 Whoa, strong drinks. 389 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,820 Ah, ha, ha -- what's that smell? 390 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,620 Kerry, I told you to take a shower today. 391 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,590 Hhyeah, I'll go do that right now. 392 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,160 Hugh, and wash under your pits! 393 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,660 Yeah, I get it. I'm going. 394 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,700 Well, while you're at it, would you wash the goat? 395 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,860 Grandpa! Grandpa! 396 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,060 Oh, come on, when your mother sobers up, 397 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,500 she's gonna know that's a goat. 398 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:18,040 Uh, what the hell's going on? 399 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,570 It's the goat from taft high. 400 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,040 You guys stole a goat? What were you thinking? 401 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,840 Rory wanted to do it for his ditch-day prank. 402 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,380 It was Bridget's idea! 403 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,780 Which I would have executed perfectly 404 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,310 if C.J. hadn't stuck me in detention! 405 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,980 I wouldn't have given you detention 406 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,450 if you hadn't blabbed to your mother! 407 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,080 Blabbed about what? Hhnothing. 408 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,720 Not exactly nothing. What's the big secret? 409 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:39,090 You know, we are getting way off the subject here. 410 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,630 Did you actually think that you could steal a goat 411 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,190 and nobody would find out? 412 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,900 Did you think you could drive principal gibb to the airport 413 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,470 and no one would find out? 414 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,710 What? 415 00:17:50,983 --> 00:17:53,100 You drove principal gibb to the airport? 416 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,370 Please tell me it was a curbside drop-off. 417 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,740 Oh, no, she walked him in. They ate cinnamon buns. 418 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,250 Oh, my god! 419 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,510 Hoh, come on, Cate, I think you'd better tell them. 420 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,880 Oh, look, you guys... 421 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,620 I like ed. 422 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:10,150 We have a great time together. 423 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:14,060 And as of this morning, we are officially dating. 424 00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,930 Why didn't you tell us before? 425 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,300 I guess I was a little afraid. 426 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,000 This is the first time I've been interested 427 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,870 in anyone since dad 428 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:25,840 and...i just wasn't sure you were ready. 429 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,410 I wasn't sure I was ready. 430 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,910 Well, mom, we're a little bit more grown up than you think. 431 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,610 And we want you to be happy. 432 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,650 We all do. 433 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,920 The goat may have issues. 434 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,790 I love you guys. Hcome here. 435 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,120 Wow, so this is serious? 436 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:48,460 Well, we're not asking any questions. 437 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,760 We're just keeping it really low-key -- 438 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,100 you know, no pressure. 439 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,770 Are there any more big secrets we should know about 440 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,300 while we're clearing the air? 441 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,940 Go ahead, tell them, Cate. 442 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,480 All right... 443 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:06,540 I ate both cinnamon buns. 444 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,350 Hold on. 445 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,080 Hello? 446 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,620 Hey, Cate. Hhoh, hi, ed. 447 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,920 Come on, guys, let's give your mom some privacy. 448 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,320 Hhno, it's okay. I'm just here with the family. 449 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,830 Oh, okay, uh, when should I call back? 450 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,330 Hno, we can talk. Everything's out in the open. 451 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,800 Well, I actually think I should call back. 452 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,900 Hhno, ed, they're all good with this... 453 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,170 So go ahead. 454 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,340 Okay, um... 455 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,340 I have been offered 456 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,510 a headmaster's job here in New York. 457 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,980 Oh... 458 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:45,880 Oh, well...That's great. 459 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,350 What's great? 460 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,990 You know, actually, 461 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,160 I think the reception is a little bit better over here. 462 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,490 Uh, wow. 463 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,200 I don't know what to say. 464 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,960 Um...that's incredible. Congratulations. 465 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,530 It's a dream job, 466 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,700 except I just don't know if I'm going to accept it. 467 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,270 Really? Why not? 468 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,470 Well, there's a lot of things about Detroit 469 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,340 that I'm not ready to give up. 470 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:15,010 Hyou know, ed, New York is an amazing city. 471 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,280 I'm sure you can find everything you want there. 472 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,590 Not everything -- and not everyone. 473 00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:25,790 See, part of my decision depends on how... 474 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,630 Everyone feels about it. 475 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,560 Oh, well, 476 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,070 everyone didn't know you felt so strongly. 477 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,430 I'm so flattered. 478 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,100 All right, come on, mom, what's going on? 479 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,610 Kerry: Seriously, what? 480 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,570 Hoh, ed, I can't talk right now. 481 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,710 My whole family's here. 482 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,650 Uh, you know what, you guys? 483 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,180 I actually think the reception 484 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,450 is much better upstairs. 485 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,320 Wow. 486 00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:59,360 I know, mom's officially dating ed gibb. 487 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,860 He's not gonna date her long 488 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:03,090 if she keeps eating those cinnamon buns. 489 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,230 Hi mean, she seems really happy. 490 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,330 I think she's in lo-o-o-ve. 491 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,000 Yeah, just what we need in this house, 492 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,040 another female on the phone.