1 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,600 Now I will kill the president and kill Salma Hayek! 2 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,760 Oh Save Me! Who will save me! 3 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,120 I will! 4 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,920 James West! Cowboy and rapstar. 5 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,080 Quick, Artimus Clyde Frog! We've got to save Salma Hayek! 6 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,840 If we save her, I'm going to take off her pants and play slip and slide! 7 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,480 Are you okay, Salman Hayek? 8 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,560 Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and buritos, 9 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,080 migusto tacos mucho! 10 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,000 You cannot stop me, James West! 11 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,160 Look out, Artimus Clyde Frog, its a giant metal Spider! 12 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,320 We saved the day! 13 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,600 Eric! 14 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,760 The babysitter's here! Come on downstairs. 15 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,560 But, Mom, I'm playing Wild Wild West! 16 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,080 I have to leave soon, Eric. 17 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,680 But, Mom, me and Artimus Clyde Frog 18 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,720 still have to do our last scene with Salma Hayek! 19 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,680 Come down as soon as you're done! 20 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,600 Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy livin in the cowboy days. 21 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,520 Jiggy wiggy! Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang! 22 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,120 Me and Artimus Clyde Frog 23 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,360 go and save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider. 24 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,160 Black cowboy from the west side! 25 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,680 Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly! 26 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,200 - Okay! - All his other babysitters won't come back! 27 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,800 I charge five dollars for the first hour, five percent bucks every hour 28 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,320 after that up to six hours which enters into golden time. 29 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,960 Oh, that sounds fine! I'm going to a Meteor Shower Party! 30 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,240 The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator. 31 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,480 Eric's snookie time is nine o'clock sharp. 32 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,680 If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here. 33 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,920 And, if he gets cranky, just play tummy rub rubs with him. 34 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,840 - And make sure he wipes good after he makes bears. - Bears? 35 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,120 Oh! And don't mind the cat! She's just being loud because she's in heat. 36 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,680 No, Kitty! I don't have anything! 37 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,240 What the hell is wrong with you?! Stop it, Kitty! 38 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,920 No, Kitty! That's a bad god damn Kitty! 39 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,080 Okay, muffin! Mommy's leaving now! 40 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,980 - You do what the babysitter tells you! Okay? - Uh huh! 41 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,280 - Be good! - Right! 42 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,240 - Come give Mommy eskimo kisses! - Aww, Mom! 43 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,840 Eskimo kisses for Mommy! 44 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,080 Jesus Christ! 45 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,880 Bye, kids! 46 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,440 Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch! I'm hungry! 47 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,800 Alright, turd! Listen up! 48 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,360 Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge! 49 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,440 I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, 50 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,720 but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd! 51 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:12,000 You're a stinky, dried-up, stupid turd! Got it?! 52 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,360 You can't hit me! Didn't you see those ninety videos on tv? 53 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,720 My boyfriend is comming over! 54 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,640 So, you go to the kitchen and you make us that pizza 55 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,200 before I snap you in half like the little turd stick you are. 56 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,280 You're not allowed to have people over. 57 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,840 Move! 58 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,800 This is bull crap! 59 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,080 I can't reach the freezer! 60 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,280 Figure it out, turd! 61 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,880 God Dammit! 62 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,960 Shut up, Kitty! 63 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,240 "Any problems, contact Eric's Mommy at 303...". 64 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,433 I'm gonna call Mom and tell her that the babysitter's 65 00:03:50,434 --> 00:03:52,880 having her boyfriend come over, then we'll see who's the turd. 66 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,600 So, I said, you're a little turd! And he... 67 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,080 Dammit! 68 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,520 But, if you've seen one turd, you've seen them all. 69 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,640 Stupid turd! For once... 70 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,320 Hey! I need to use the phone! 71 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,400 Oh, hold on a second, Gary! 72 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,000 I pulled his underwear over his head! 73 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,520 I'm gonna get her, Kitty! Mark my words! 74 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,160 Shut the hell up, Kitty! 75 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,440 And now, back to the movie of the week. Aliens. 76 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,120 They mostly come at night! Mostly! 77 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,600 "They mostly come at night! Mostly!". 78 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,040 - Hey! I was watching aliens on TV! - Well, I'm watching Friends, turd! 79 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,776 That's my boyfriend! 80 00:04:46,777 --> 00:04:49,977 Go answer the door while I make sure I don't have food in my braces! 81 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,200 - Hey, is Shelly around? - Who the hell are you? 82 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,236 I'm the guy who's gonna put a boot up 83 00:04:56,237 --> 00:04:58,037 your ass if you don't tell me where Shelly is! 84 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,120 Hey, Styler! 85 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,360 - You know this guy? - He's my boyfriend! 86 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,720 - Christ, he's like fifty years old! - He's twenty-two! 87 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,480 Dude! That's not cool! 88 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,440 You're a turd! You're the turd man of Alcatraz! 89 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:13,640 Heh! Yeah, ha! 90 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,760 Dude, when my mom finds out that my babysitters had thier boyfriends over, 91 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,200 she mostly gets really mad! Mostly! 92 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,440 - Ah, goddammit! - Turd weggie! 93 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,880 Come in the kitchen, Styler! There's a refreshment! 94 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,120 And now back to Wild Animal World. 95 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,960 Here in the more airid regions of Africa, 96 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,720 the Gold Colt Lions are in the throwse of mating season. 97 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,880 The male lion positions himself behind the female 98 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,080 and prepares to insert his lionhood. 99 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,640 Notice his large swolen balls. 100 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,360 The female relaxes her body 101 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,880 and says hello to Mr. Winkie. 102 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:05,840 The male lion is inticed by the females subtle breasts and firm back side. 103 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,400 Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished. 104 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,120 Now, he want's to be alone, so he kindly asks the female to leave. 105 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,160 He promises he'll call her tomorrow. 106 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,800 But the female doesn't leave, Nope! She's moving right in! 107 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,040 Looks like the male lion is screwed! 108 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,240 No, Styler! Quit it! 109 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,200 C'mon, babe! How long have we known each other? 110 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,880 Eight days tomorrow! 111 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,640 And, I still don't get any action! 112 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,257 I don't know, Styler! 113 00:06:34,258 --> 00:06:37,558 It's just kind of strange to me that you're twenty-two and all. 114 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,400 But, I'm still in high school! I told you I'm a very immature twenty-two year old! 115 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,680 - Well, maybe just one kiss! - Hey! What're you doing?! 116 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,600 - Beat it, chubby! - Go on, astro turd! 117 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,680 I'm gonna tell my mom on you! 118 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,560 Turd rock from the sun! 119 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,120 Hey! You ate all the pizza! 120 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,200 We left you some crusts! 121 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,120 That does it! I'm calling my mom right now and busting your ass! 122 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,320 - Guess again, Richard the turd! - Gimmie that phone number! 123 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,240 C'mon babe! Let's go to the living room. 124 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,960 I am not gonna be bossed around by a chick! 125 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,680 Maybe I'll just use my Wild Wild West techniques 126 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,600 and get proof that Shelly had a boyfriend over. 127 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,440 Goddammit, Kitty! You have to calm down! Here, I'll get you some catnip! 128 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,320 Okay! Okay! Hold on! Find the catnip! 129 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,600 Rafp Rugnaf fills muh ahsi SOE! 130 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,240 Demons from hell seek the chosen one! 131 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,880 You're such an amazing poet, Styler! 132 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,560 Isn't this guitar awsome? 133 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,680 t's the best of its kind! And not a scratch on it! 134 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,600 Styler, not here! 135 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,120 I can't help it! I see your pretty lips and I want to kiss them! 136 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,640 Really? 137 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,240 I cherish you, almost as much as I cherish my guitar! 138 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,200 When I make it to the big time, I'm gonna take you shopping 139 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,440 and buy you lots of bad ass stuff! 140 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,560 Oh, Styler! I love you! 141 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,120 What the...!? - So right you are! Looks like you're the turd now! 142 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,760 Gimmie that picture! 143 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,240 Open this door, turd... ledove! 144 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,320 I think not! I'm gonna show this picture to my mom when she gets home! 145 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,680 You're mom doesn't get home for three more hours! 146 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:44,200 That's pleanty of time for me to make a turd sandwich out of you! 147 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,840 Gimmie that picture, turd! 148 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,680 You're never gonna get this picture! 149 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,480 Not until my mom comes home and I can prove you had a boyfriend over hnya! 150 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,000 I'm gonna bust this door down! 151 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,000 What shall we do, Artimus Clyde Frog? 152 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,440 We've got to get that picture to your mom so that she can come home and save us! 153 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,840 Oh! That's quick thinking, Artimus Clyde Frog! 154 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,840 Listen very carefully, Mr. Kitty! I am putting this picture 155 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,400 of the baby sitter and her boyfriend on your collar. 156 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,581 You have to take this picture to Mommy, Kitty, 157 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:21,982 so that she can come home and and save me. 158 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,640 Now, run, Kitty! Take the picture to Mommy, and lead her back here! 159 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,960 When you return, be sure you bring Mom into the back yard! 160 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,600 Hurry, Kitty! You're my only hope! 161 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,280 That's it, little Kitty! 162 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,360 God dammit! 163 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,520 Who is that? 164 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,680 Oh! I invited the guys in the band over so that we can practice. 165 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,920 Styler! You're band can't practice here! 166 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:53,440 Hey! Do you want me to make it or not! Don't stand between me and my dreams, babe! 167 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,240 'Sup, Mark! 'Sup, Joansy! 168 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,320 Just keep the volume down! 169 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,840 I have to go deal with turd boy! 170 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,240 Hey! Who was that? Who came to the door? 171 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,240 Eric! You're Mom's been in an accident! 172 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,560 You just want me to open the door! 173 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:13,280 We need to run over to the hospital and identify her body! We'll be right back! 174 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,840 What?! Is she okay? 175 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,280 Not really! She's dead! 176 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,760 Ha, ha! That was a turd trick! You're Mom isn't really dead! 177 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,200 Ha, ha! I knew it was a turd trick and I opened the door because 178 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,840 Mr. Kitty is on his way right now to my Mom's party with the picture! 179 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:34,560 I knew you set the cat! And that's why I went outside and got him! 180 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,720 I saw you get the picture back from Mr. Kitty, 181 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,240 and that's why I wrote a letter to the press to be opened in case of my demise! 182 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,195 So, should anything happen to me, that letter 183 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:45,096 will go out so that you will never find it! 184 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,040 You mean this one?! 185 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,320 Okay! Let's see, now! 186 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,240 Aw, dammit! 187 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:02,320 Okay! Check! Check! Check one! Two! Check! Okay, ready? 188 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,240 Alright, let's try the new song! This is a song I wrote for you, Shelly! 189 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:13,320 When I saw her walking down the street, I thought she was Shelly! Shelly! 190 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,920 Aw, man! You guys suck! 191 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:20,120 Now that we're together, I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelly! Shelly! 192 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,000 You're the crappiest band I've ever heard! 193 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,760 Move into my Mom's house with me Shelly! Shelly! 194 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,160 Bridge! 195 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:57,040 I pledge alligance... to the flag... of the United States... 196 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,280 of Shelly, Shelly! 197 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,440 Oh, my God! Somebody shoot me in the head! 198 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,720 Hey! Shut up, tubby! 199 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,480 Don't call me fat! Now, you guys are not supposed to be in hnya! 200 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,080 You get out now and respect my athoritah! 201 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,800 Yeah, Dude! That was hot! This guitar rocks, Man! 202 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,760 It rocks! What do you think, Shelly? 203 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,160 Honestly? I think you guys need some work. 204 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,280 Oh, really! 205 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:46,000 I just think you're sound is kind of... last week. 206 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,360 Well, I'd like to see you do any better, bitch! 207 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,840 Well, I do have a song I wrote! 208 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Okay, why don't you sing it for us? 209 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,640 No, Styler! I'm embarrassed! 210 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,880 Hey, Man! Don't be shy! 211 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,560 Well, okay! I'll try! 212 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,000 But I'm not promising anything! 213 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,880 1, 2, 3, 4... 214 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,840 So much pain in the world today! 215 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,200 Too many turds are headin my way! 216 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,000 But, we can vex the turds together! 217 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,240 Passing by turds whenever! 218 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,920 Don't you know it's a... 219 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,360 Life so void of happiness! 220 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,400 Feel free to mark my words. 221 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,600 But, me and you where my love grew, 222 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,400 in a world that's full of turds! 223 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,400 Momma doesn't speak! They're lovin turds! 224 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,600 Mom! The babysitter has her boyfriend over! 225 00:13:40,635 --> 00:13:43,160 Oh, no, no, no! That's impossible, hon! I told her no visitors! 226 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,440 Well, there's a whole crappy band here! Can you hear them? 227 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,560 This party is very loud, poopykins! You'll have to speak up! 228 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,600 Dammit! Her boyfriend is here! Don't you believe me? 229 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:55,280 Not really, hon! Mom has to go now! I'll be home in about an hour! 230 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,840 Oh! Oh, Mr. Mackey! 231 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,280 Mkay!? 232 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,000 I'll never be able to prove that sonofabitch was here! 233 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,360 My Speak-N-Record Bear! Of Course! 234 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,200 In a world that's full of turds! Turds! 235 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,280 - Dude, this is gay! - Shut up! 236 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,200 You shut up! Your girlfriend is not joining our band! 237 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,200 Yeah, dude! What the hell's wrong with you anyway? She's like twelve! 238 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,960 You guys get out! Don't question my love! 239 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,000 My love is as pure as morning snow! 240 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,840 Get out, I said! 241 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,840 Testing! Testing! One, two. 242 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,880 Testing! Testing! One, two. 243 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,980 Sweet! 244 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,373 Were gonna go outside to watch a meteor shower! 245 00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:04,274 I'm locking you in your room 'till we get back in, turd! 246 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,800 Okay! See you in a while! 247 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,440 Will you tell me what it looked like? The meteor shower? 248 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,080 They mostly only come every few years! Mostly! 249 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,680 What the hell is wrong with you? How come you're not yelling and whining? 250 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,400 Well, I just... I kind of like having you around! - What?! No, you don't! 251 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,160 No! I'm seriously! See, I never had a brother or sister. 252 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,800 I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are! 253 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,470 Sure they fight a lot! But to know that there's always 254 00:15:26,471 --> 00:15:29,671 somebody there, somebody that's family, 255 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,702 I wonder if... well... maybe sometimes, 256 00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:34,553 I can pretend like you're my big sister. And, you can kind of 257 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,560 watch over me. You know! 258 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,680 Like we could watch a meteor shower together sometime! 259 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,720 And I can pretend I'm somebody's brother! If only for a day. 260 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,160 Alright! Get your turd coat! You can come see the meteor shower with us! 261 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,760 You mean it? - But, don't bug me and Styler! C'mon! 262 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,080 Hooray! 263 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,966 Yes! I'm gonna have you and you're boyfriend's 264 00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,557 voices on my speak-n-record bear! 265 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,160 And then you'll mostly never babysit me again! Mostly! 266 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,800 Yes, yes! What a beautiful night! It is Saturday the twelveth at 10:45 267 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,960 and my mother is away at a party right now! 268 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,080 Shut up, turd! 269 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,960 That, of course, is the voice of my babysitter, Shelly Marsh, age twelve. 270 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,480 - What're you doing? - I'm just thinking out loud! 271 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,645 Do you have anything to say, Styler, 272 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,846 Shelly's boyfriend who is sitting right hnya? 273 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,400 Go away, turd! 274 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,200 I'm sorry! Did you say something, Styler? 275 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,320 - Yeah! C'mon! Give it up! - No! - Give it up, babe! - NO! 276 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,360 - C'mon, baby! - No, Styler! I'm not putting out for you! 277 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,720 - Why the hell not?! - 'Cause I'm twelve! 278 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,600 - You're not gonna put out for me? - No. 279 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,200 Well, then screw you, bitch! 280 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,360 I've got pleanty of other girlfriends that will! 281 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,000 What? But, I thought you liked me! 282 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,376 If you're not putting out, then I'm moving on! 283 00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:04,377 There's pleanty of chicks like you out there! 284 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:08,960 Screw you, prude bitch! Me and my bad ass guitar are going home! Hasta! 285 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,480 Gotcha! 286 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,960 Awicky wicky Wild West! 287 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,080 Shelly, guess who's busted! 288 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,000 Hey! I said guess who's busted! 289 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,120 You're not gonna trick me! I go the goods on you! 290 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,000 I don't care! 291 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,640 He acted like he really liked me! Nobody's ever liked me before! 292 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,640 I can't believe I trusted him! I'm so stupid! 293 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,400 But, Jesus! He's twenty-two! What were you doing with him anyways? 294 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,440 Nobody my age will go out with me because I'm too ugly! 295 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,880 - You're not ugly! - You don't think so? 296 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,880 Well, you're pretty ugly, but you don't have to be dating twenty-two year olds! 297 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,320 I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole dates twelve year old girls? 298 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,720 You're right! He is a scumbag! I wish I can get him back! I just don't know how! 299 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,480 Well, I could ask Artimus Clyde Frog. He would know! 300 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,200 - If you want, I could help you! - Really?! You would do that? 301 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,240 Just let me get my cowboy hat. 302 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,280 What the hell is this?! 303 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,480 Help me! Help me! 304 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,200 This is Salma Hayek! 305 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,720 Is anybody there? 306 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,560 Salma Hayek? Whoa! She's hot! 307 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,880 Okay! It's clear! 308 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,760 Over here! Please! Come quick! 309 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,920 - We don't have much time! - This won't take me long! 310 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,080 - Hurry up in there! - I'm almost done! 311 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,240 Hello! Hello, Mrs. Hayek! 312 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,840 Over here! Please! Hump me! I am lost and I have no clothes! 313 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,600 No clothes! Rad! 314 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,080 I'm over here! Please, hump me! I will reward you greatly! 315 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,680 I'm right here Miss Hayek! 316 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,560 Please hump me! 317 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,640 What the...!? 318 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,440 Please, hump me! I will give you tacos! 319 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,320 Dude! Somebody tricked me! 320 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,080 I'll make you pay for making me come out here, Goddammit! 321 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,080 Stupid assed stuffed animals trying to ruin my night! 322 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,300 My guitar! NOOOOOOOOO! 323 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,200 That was so cool! I wish we could've seen his face! 324 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:16,640 Thanks for all your help, Eric! You know, as far as turds go, you're okay! 325 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,800 Oh, my God! 326 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,600 There having a cat orgy! 327 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,840 You are all very bad kitties! 328 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,160 That is a bad, bad kitties! 329 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,800 Your Mom's gonna be home soon! We're gonna get in busted! 330 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,880 Come on, kitties! Outside! C'mon! 331 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,000 That's it! C'mon! C'mon! 332 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,960 You two ruined my carreer! I'm gonna get you! 333 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,080 What're you doing?! Ah! Oh! You riped my pants off! 334 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,440 Oh, my God! Oh, naughty cats! 335 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,240 C'mon! We gotta get the house clean before you're mom gets home! 336 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,400 You know, Eric, It's kind of cool that two people who hated each other can be friends! 337 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,840 Yeah! I think we get along okay! 338 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,360 Hi, kids! I'm home! 339 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,440 Mom! I can explain! It was all Shelly's fault! She didn't watch the cat! 340 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,880 No! It was Eric's fault! He let these cats in here! 341 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,160 What a party that was! 342 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,760 - Wow! She passed out! - Lucky for us my Mom's a total lush! 343 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,800 Well, let's clean up the house! Looks like everything turned out okay! 344 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,600 That's how it goes in the Wild Wild West! 345 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,000 Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy living in the cowboy days.