1 00:01:35,945 --> 00:01:39,073 [MEN CHATTERING] 2 00:02:01,004 --> 00:02:02,437 [MEN SHOUTING] 3 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:23,124 WOMAN [ON PA]: Special Agents Lopez and Shane to... 4 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,261 BILLY: Not much to show for a man's life. 5 00:02:25,428 --> 00:02:27,055 LEE: Oh, don't cry too hard, Billy. 6 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:31,098 LeMarq is responsible for more widows and orphans than yellow fever. 7 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:34,532 I wish he hadn't got blown up before we found out his munitions source. 8 00:02:34,704 --> 00:02:36,365 Central America's getting hotter. 9 00:02:36,539 --> 00:02:40,839 It's getting difficult to explain why rebels are running around with U.S. Made guns. 10 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:43,501 Come on, Billy, we've got people down there, don't we? 11 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,547 - They'll find out sooner or later. - It better be sooner. 12 00:02:46,716 --> 00:02:51,744 We hear a rebel assault is due in five days that will rattle all our windows around here. 13 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,719 Our orders are to stop the flow of guns. 14 00:02:54,891 --> 00:02:57,257 I'm putting your department on it immediately. 15 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:01,488 - Gee, there's a lot of anxiety in the air. - Here's why. 16 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:05,327 Just came in, and it's all we have even vaguely in the way of a lead. 17 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:07,332 We found it on the gunrunner's body. 18 00:03:07,503 --> 00:03:10,802 "Harriet Rosemont. 12374 Inde..." 19 00:03:10,974 --> 00:03:12,566 Independence Lane. 20 00:03:12,742 --> 00:03:14,471 Isn't that in the Betsy Ross Estates? 21 00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:17,670 This was a list of some kind. We can't make out any names. 22 00:03:17,847 --> 00:03:21,339 Just a couple of streets. Betsy Ross Estates again. 23 00:03:22,652 --> 00:03:24,745 What could be happening in Betsy Ross Estates? 24 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:28,015 - It's hardly a hotbed of intrigue. - Precisely what I used to think. 25 00:03:28,191 --> 00:03:31,092 But then when I ran a double check on Betsy Ross Estates... 26 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:34,924 ...the congressional switchboard logged a call from a woman there last night. 27 00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:38,761 She was absolutely hysterical and would speak only to Congressman Holcomb. 28 00:03:38,935 --> 00:03:41,631 - Oh, did he talk to her? - Billy, it was after 6:00. 29 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:45,467 Bumpy Holcomb would be on the yacht. Halfway through his soup course. 30 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,134 - Bumpy? - To his more intimate friends, yes. 31 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,713 I'll never know what you see in that guy. He's hardly your type. 32 00:03:52,882 --> 00:03:55,976 He's got money, looks, power, house in Rio. 33 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,619 He is exactly my type. 34 00:03:57,787 --> 00:04:01,746 Francine, who was this woman and what did she want? 35 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:04,155 All right, her name is Betty Bodeen... 36 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,922 ...and, uh, it looks like it had something to do with dangerous hair dryers. Ha, ha. 37 00:04:08,097 --> 00:04:09,621 They referred her to Ralph Nader. 38 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:11,426 BILLY: Get over to Betsy Ross Estates. 39 00:04:11,601 --> 00:04:14,263 Check out Harriet Rosemont and this, uh, Bodeen woman. 40 00:04:14,704 --> 00:04:19,767 A day in the suburbs. Ah, ha, ha. I welcome the challenge. 41 00:04:21,444 --> 00:04:25,005 As for you, Scarecrow, I think, uh, you have a visitor upstairs. 42 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,012 Someone for me? 43 00:04:34,123 --> 00:04:35,454 [SIGHS] 44 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:38,984 - Hi. - Oh. 45 00:04:39,963 --> 00:04:41,726 - Don't do that. - Say hi? 46 00:04:41,898 --> 00:04:43,365 Ha, ha. Hello. 47 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,194 [CHUCKLES] 48 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,302 Don't you people ever use real doors? 49 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:50,962 What I really wanna know is, ha, ha, where do you hang your coats? 50 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:52,164 [CHUCKLES] 51 00:04:52,342 --> 00:04:54,936 Amanda, I'm semi-busy at the moment, so, uh, what's up? 52 00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:58,376 Oh, uh, well, I just wanted to bring in the personal profile... 53 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,881 ...the Agency asked me to fill out last time we were on a case together. 54 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,780 Amanda, we were not on a case. 55 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:08,117 We were thrown together by accident, uh, a one-in-a-million kind of thing. A fluke. 56 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:10,156 Right. Anyway, since I can't remember... 57 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:13,056 ...the name of my maternal great-great-grandmother... 58 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:16,494 ...I thought, since you have to check my family tree for security... 59 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:19,260 ...and I have to be on this probationary period... 60 00:05:19,435 --> 00:05:21,198 ...while I'm on it, in the meantime... 61 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:24,465 ...maybe you go ahead and I could work for you if you needed me. 62 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,664 [SIGHS] 63 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,003 So do you need me? 64 00:05:28,177 --> 00:05:30,145 Uh-uh. 65 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:31,575 Oh. 66 00:05:32,615 --> 00:05:35,778 Well, then I guess I'm free to consider other offers. 67 00:05:35,952 --> 00:05:37,749 - Very attractive offers. - Sure. 68 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,251 Oh. 69 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:43,688 - So I should call Warren Davenport. - Warren Davenport? 70 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:47,318 Warren Davenport at Honeycutt Typewriter. He's the head of personnel. 71 00:05:47,497 --> 00:05:49,988 He wants to interview me for a position. 72 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:55,263 Great. And, listen, I'm sure that Billy would write you a letter of recommendation. 73 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,303 No, no, no. That won't be necessary. 74 00:05:57,473 --> 00:06:00,704 My, uh, my skills speak for themselves. I type 90 words a minute. 75 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:04,108 Ah, ha, ha, you'd be happier in an air-conditioned office... 76 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,681 ...instead of casing some dive with me. - No doubt. 77 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,785 As far as I can see, espionage is highly overrated. 78 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,511 - Well... - Goodbye. 79 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:14,781 They don't even pay overtime. 80 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,210 [CHILDREN YELLING] 81 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,847 Children. Case is nastier than I thought. 82 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,094 Uh, look, if you're selling Connie Beth Cosmetics... 83 00:06:53,262 --> 00:06:54,991 ...we already have more than we need. 84 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,689 Mr. Bodeen, do I look like I sell? 85 00:06:59,268 --> 00:07:02,203 - No, I guess not. - Ha, ha, I represent the United States. 86 00:07:02,371 --> 00:07:04,430 As such, I'm responding to your wife's call. 87 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:06,700 - Is Betty about? - No, she's not. 88 00:07:06,876 --> 00:07:09,276 Betty was feeling so down, I made her go to tennis. 89 00:07:09,445 --> 00:07:11,276 And when do you expect her back? 90 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,774 Eighteen hours ago. 91 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,592 - Drives own car. AMANDA: Yes. 92 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:24,987 [CHUCKLES] 93 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:27,186 College degree. 94 00:07:28,631 --> 00:07:30,223 Two children. 95 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:31,891 Ah. 96 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,726 Divorced. 97 00:07:34,904 --> 00:07:37,202 - Well... - Oh, it's perfect. 98 00:07:38,808 --> 00:07:43,871 You know, from where I sit, Mrs. King, everything looks tiptop. 99 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:48,483 Oh, well, l... I type 80 words a minute, 90 if you don't count typos... 100 00:07:48,651 --> 00:07:51,085 ...and I'd really rather not make coffee. 101 00:07:51,254 --> 00:07:53,415 No. No coffee. 102 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:57,252 Oh, well, uh, do you have any other questions? 103 00:07:58,094 --> 00:07:59,425 Is blue your favorite color? 104 00:07:59,595 --> 00:08:00,653 [CHUCKLES] 105 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:01,888 Uh... 106 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,897 - I beg your pardon? - Because it really should be, you know. 107 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,468 And you would look delicious in it. 108 00:08:08,638 --> 00:08:10,333 [CHUCKLES] 109 00:08:10,506 --> 00:08:13,634 SECRETARY: I'm sorry, Mr. Davenport is in conference. 110 00:08:13,809 --> 00:08:18,303 No, no, you simply cannot go in there, Mr. King. 111 00:08:18,481 --> 00:08:19,573 [LEE LAUGHS] 112 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,479 There you are, you slyboots, ha, ha. 113 00:08:22,652 --> 00:08:26,679 I thought it was agreed, babycakes, no job until the triplets are in nursery school. 114 00:08:26,856 --> 00:08:29,620 The little woman is so eager to earn some pin money. 115 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:33,888 I told her the first four years of a child's life are more important than a new roof. 116 00:08:34,063 --> 00:08:36,497 Come on, cookie face, it's 2:00, feeding time. 117 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:37,758 I swear I don't know... 118 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,494 Timmy, Tammy and Tommy are very hungry. 119 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,462 Bye. 120 00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:45,800 AMANDA: What the Sam Hill you are doing? 121 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:47,806 You cannot get rid of me fast enough... 122 00:08:47,977 --> 00:08:50,878 ...then you barge in and drag me out of an interview for a job. 123 00:08:51,047 --> 00:08:53,641 You say you are my husband, which I do not find funny. 124 00:08:53,816 --> 00:08:55,249 Where do you think you are taking me? 125 00:08:55,418 --> 00:08:57,283 - We're getting married. - That's asking too much. 126 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,752 Ah-ah, I've got an assignment to last the next three days. 127 00:09:00,923 --> 00:09:03,323 - You're going to pose as my wife. - I see. 128 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:07,258 - Well, find someone else. - Ha, ha. That's my exact thought. 129 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:10,092 - Believe me, it's not my idea. - Oh, well, thank you. 130 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:11,927 That makes me feel so much better. 131 00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:14,501 Uh, someone thinks we work pretty well together. 132 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,661 - Someone. Not you. - Billy. 133 00:09:16,839 --> 00:09:21,276 He ordered... He suggested that we enlist your services for this case. 134 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:24,277 - Especially since it is right up your alley. - Really. 135 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:27,245 - How so? - Well, guns are being smuggled... 136 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:30,078 ...from the United States to guerillas in Central America. 137 00:09:30,253 --> 00:09:33,711 People are getting killed. We wanna know where those guns are coming from. 138 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:35,481 Oh, that sounds right up my alley. 139 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,319 Uh... 140 00:09:38,261 --> 00:09:41,287 There may be a link to some people in the Betsy Ross Estates. 141 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:44,160 Francine checked out two names we have. Both are clean. 142 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,857 One of the women is missing. 143 00:09:46,035 --> 00:09:51,735 Billy wants us to pose as a run-of-the-mill suburban couple, see if anything's going on. 144 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,842 He thought it'd be kind of nice if one of us were authentic. 145 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:58,242 Oh, well, I don't have to ask which one of us that might be. 146 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:00,644 Look. 147 00:10:01,817 --> 00:10:06,117 I have spent years operating in places like Morocco, Istanbul. 148 00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:10,487 I've mastered French, Dutch, a little Urdu... 149 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:13,123 ...but what do I know about everyday life? 150 00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:15,093 So how about it? 151 00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:17,464 Three days. 152 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,066 Time off to see my boys? 153 00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:23,535 Sure, sure. And when this is all over, you never have to see me again. 154 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,904 Well, since I obviously just lost a job at Honeycutt Typewriter, all right. 155 00:10:28,077 --> 00:10:30,671 Now remember, as always, for security reasons... 156 00:10:30,846 --> 00:10:33,610 ...you are not to mention one word to your family, friends... 157 00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:38,083 I only wish I had had time to get started on that trainee orientation program. 158 00:10:38,254 --> 00:10:39,312 [CHUCKLES] 159 00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:43,481 Amanda, you do not need training for this one. It is a simple case. 160 00:10:43,659 --> 00:10:46,651 Ha, ha, I mean, nothing bad ever happens in the suburbs. 161 00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:13,711 [MAN GRUNTS] 162 00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:16,722 MAN: Goodbye, Betty Bodeen. 163 00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:20,758 [TIRES SCREECH] 164 00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:33,338 What do you mean, you didn't get the job at Honeycutt Typewriter? 165 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:36,808 - Didn't the interview go well? - Well, you certainly could say that. 166 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,872 Have you told Dean? You should. 167 00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:43,712 I have always found him a rock in my darkest moment. 168 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,751 You tell my boyfriend your darkest moments? 169 00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:52,326 Well, uh, ha, ha, he's so patient. It's like talking to a registered nurse. 170 00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:55,426 JAMIE: Hi, Mom, hi. - Hi. 171 00:11:55,598 --> 00:11:57,065 Boys, do you got your homework? 172 00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,427 JAMIE and PHILIP: Yeah. 173 00:11:58,601 --> 00:12:02,196 Scoot, come on. Uh, and, uh, Jamie, we have to work on your spelling tonight. 174 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:04,771 But I've got soccer practice, then play rehearsal. 175 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,374 Then I've got to make a map of Virginia out of dough. 176 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:10,034 Okay, well, we'll do it after you do all that. 177 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:12,646 You said we could spend the night at Kenneth's house. 178 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,873 - I did? - [IN UNISON] Mm-hm. 179 00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:15,209 [BUS HORN HONKS] 180 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:18,876 There's the bus. Oh, uh, come here, you've forgotten something very important. 181 00:12:19,054 --> 00:12:20,385 ALL: Mwah. AMANDA: I love you. 182 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:22,524 JAMIE: Bye, Grandma. PHILIP: Goodbye, Grandma. 183 00:12:22,691 --> 00:12:23,885 Bye. 184 00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:26,926 You realize I have to make an appointment to see my children? 185 00:12:27,096 --> 00:12:29,894 Ha, ha, I know. It's terrifying how fast they drift away. 186 00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:31,532 You're changing their diapers... 187 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,965 ...and the next minute they're off in Honduras, getting tattoos. 188 00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:40,906 Mother, uh, listen. I'm gonna be a little late tonight so don't wait up for me. 189 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,477 Oh, where will you be? Where will you be? 190 00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:50,083 Oh, I'm going to be working at my club's rummage sale... 191 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:53,119 ...and I thought I would donate a few things. 192 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:58,056 Are you getting rid of this green blouse? Oh, Amanda. Bless you. 193 00:12:58,227 --> 00:13:02,721 I probably never mentioned the strange things it did to you, did I? 194 00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:04,490 No, you never did. 195 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,898 Why didn't you tell me that you were gonna have a rummage sale? 196 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,470 I would love to contribute something. 197 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:16,904 Will you be bringing lots of things from home? 198 00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:19,343 I told my mother I was working at a rummage sale. 199 00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:22,484 This is nice. Is anybody telling these guys where to put things? 200 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,243 Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. 201 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,444 - Here, thanks. - What? 202 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:26,781 AMANDA: Hello, excuse me. 203 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:28,685 Um... 204 00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:32,492 [SIGHS] 205 00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:34,959 I'm not gonna like this. 206 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,529 [GRUNTS] 207 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,999 [HAMMER BANGING] 208 00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:47,242 Well, I have all the boxes unpacked, I have the glasses washed... 209 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,934 ...I have the shelf papered down. 210 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,438 Why do I look so messy and you look so good? 211 00:13:53,949 --> 00:13:55,143 Beats me. 212 00:13:56,285 --> 00:13:57,684 Lee? 213 00:13:58,654 --> 00:14:01,282 - Have you done anything? - Are you kidding? 214 00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:04,517 Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe you better take a break. 215 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,888 We are only gonna be here a couple of days. 216 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:09,121 I'm not at all sure about this chair. 217 00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,198 Who picked this stuff? 218 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,892 Oh, that's government issue suburban grouping. 219 00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:16,060 We do this kind of thing a lot, you know. 220 00:14:16,238 --> 00:14:17,671 Stuff's been used before. 221 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,307 AMANDA: Mm-hm. 222 00:14:19,975 --> 00:14:23,877 Oh, yeah, I can see that. 223 00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:27,181 Cigarette burn? 224 00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:30,284 Uh, bullet hole. 225 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:34,848 Our next step is finding a way to get to know these people. 226 00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:37,288 Boy, you really don't know the suburbs, do you? 227 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,792 The last thing in the world we have to worry about is meeting people. 228 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,055 [DOORBELL RINGS] 229 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,631 That's probably the welcome wagon right now. 230 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,600 Here, why don't you turn this bullet hole toward the sofa? 231 00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:50,669 Yeah. 232 00:14:53,075 --> 00:14:56,010 ALL: Hi, welcome to the neighborhood. 233 00:14:56,178 --> 00:14:59,045 AMANDA: Thank you. Come on. Right in the living room. 234 00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:02,877 Hello, how are you? Hello, hi. 235 00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:04,576 Hello. Come right ahead in. 236 00:15:04,753 --> 00:15:06,880 LEE: Strawberries. 237 00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:11,083 - We're running low on bean dip. - I wanna talk to that Harriet Rosemont. 238 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,626 It's her name they found on that gunrunner's body. 239 00:15:13,796 --> 00:15:17,493 Mm. I need two more strawberry daiquiris. Go easy on the rum. 240 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:21,124 Where in my contract does it say that I have to make the daiquiris? 241 00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,897 I hate this assignment. I want a divorce. 242 00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:27,941 Oh, listen, um, when you're through with this, would you like to barbecue? 243 00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:31,808 You're really doing very well. 244 00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,677 - Really. Very well. - Well... 245 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:40,014 AMANDA: Here's your drink. 246 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,556 So, Mrs. Morton, your husband's in the commodities business, is he? 247 00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,887 - Well, yes. - He's done well for himself. 248 00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:48,586 - Well, yeah, he's, he's done... - You been married long? 249 00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:50,891 Oh, well, it hardly seems like any time at all. 250 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,829 - First marriage, huh? JUD Y: Excuse me. 251 00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:54,264 - Sorry. - Um, ha, ha. 252 00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,267 Looked like you needed rescuing, Amanda. 253 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:58,736 - Uh, is it Amanda? Oh, good. - Yes, it is Amanda. 254 00:15:58,907 --> 00:16:03,708 I'm Judy Wainwright. These are my friends Karen Turkell and Harriet Rosemont. 255 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,903 Harriet. 256 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:09,016 Your husband was telling me you're anxious to become involved in the neighborhood. 257 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:13,245 - Oh, he was, was he. - My Blue Bird troop could use a reptile lady. 258 00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:17,085 Oh, really? Well, I am very anxious to become involved with the neighborhood... 259 00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:20,353 ...and I'd like to get to know everybody, but unfortunately... 260 00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:23,862 ...I am looking for work, so... JUD Y: Are you? 261 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:27,833 Well, Amanda, we might just have the perfect idea for you, don't we, Harriet? 262 00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:31,632 - Well, sure. - Now, Harriet, don't be like that. Ha, ha. 263 00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:32,831 She's so competitive. 264 00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:35,272 There's always room for one more Connie Beth girl. 265 00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:36,706 [DOORBELL RINGS] 266 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:39,109 - Connie Beth girl? - I'll get it. 267 00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:40,305 [JUD Y CHUCKLES] 268 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,282 I'm sorry to bother you, sir, but I saw there was a party. 269 00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:50,084 Is there a Mr. Frank Bodeen here, by any chance? 270 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,659 Yeah. Uh, Frank? 271 00:16:54,396 --> 00:16:57,126 Frank, there's, uh, someone here to see you. 272 00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:01,530 Mr. Bodeen? I'm afraid we have some bad news, sir. 273 00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:02,762 Yes? 274 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,499 Sir, we think that we found your wife's body. 275 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,942 AMANDA: With all that's happened, you may need me here. 276 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,144 Hmm? 277 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:22,256 Do you think I ought to take that job Judy was talking about? 278 00:17:22,424 --> 00:17:25,882 Amanda, selling Connie Beth Cosmetics door-to-door is perfect. 279 00:17:26,061 --> 00:17:28,359 - You'll be inside every house in this area. - Yeah. 280 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:30,361 I'll have the blisters to prove it too. 281 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,727 If we're gonna search the Bodeens', let's do it. 282 00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:36,667 I'm not gonna call my mother and tell her the rummage sale is still running late. 283 00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,431 What are you doing? 284 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,102 I'm going to bed. 285 00:17:41,276 --> 00:17:43,608 We can't go over there till 3 or 4 in the morning. 286 00:17:43,779 --> 00:17:46,942 Why not? Frank's not there. He's at the Rosemonts'. 287 00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:49,277 I don't want anyone up to watch us break in. 288 00:17:49,451 --> 00:17:53,182 - Now, are you coming? - No, I can't sleep here. 289 00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:55,118 How would I explain it? 290 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:59,090 - I'd feel like I was lying and sneaking. - You are lying and sneaking. 291 00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:02,230 - You're working for the government. - No. 292 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:08,893 I mean, I would feel guilty. You know? 293 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:14,270 Like I was having a thing. Or something. 294 00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:16,775 - You know? Heh. - A thing? 295 00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:19,277 Yes, you know. 296 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,313 - A thing. - Like an affair? 297 00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:24,941 - Yes, that kind of a thing. - Well, you're not. 298 00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:28,616 Now, do you like a window open at night? 299 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:32,693 - Lee, I have to consider Dean. - Okay. 300 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,625 - How does he feel about windows? - Never mind, never mind. 301 00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:39,256 - You don't understand... - All I understand is that we are on a job. 302 00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:41,698 Now, this is purely business, is that not correct? 303 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,394 Yes, that is correct. 304 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:46,473 Then one of us gets the bed, the other the couch. I don't care. 305 00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:49,236 But the important thing is, is that we get some sleep. 306 00:18:49,411 --> 00:18:52,005 You tend to get killed less often that way. 307 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:53,979 Who gets the bed? 308 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,674 The senior agent always gets the bed. 309 00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:02,280 Get your mind out of the gutter, would you? 310 00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:03,754 [SIGHS] 311 00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:09,922 Mom always said I could never keep a secret. 312 00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:12,066 Well, I've kept this one, Mom. 313 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,967 And if you could talk, you'd say, "I'm proud of you, Bobby." 314 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,470 [DOOR OPENS] 315 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:23,339 - Well, they haven't found the body. - Very, very efficient. 316 00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:26,345 I feel bad, naturally, about poor Mrs. Bodeen... 317 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:28,506 ...but when she stumbled in on our secret... 318 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,312 ...we couldn't have her going to the government people. 319 00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:34,148 - Where's the rest of the shipment? - Probably at her house. 320 00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:37,053 Well, get it. Without being seen. 321 00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:39,490 I don't want anyone coming here looking for it. 322 00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:50,362 You never said, "I'm proud of you, Bobby." 323 00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:56,808 But, Mom, I'm gonna be so frightfully rich. 324 00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:02,747 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 325 00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,261 [WHISPERING] Keep it down. 326 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,557 [WHISPERING] This gives me the creeps. 327 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,666 This way. 328 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:29,873 We're looking for letters, diaries, phone numbers, anything unusual. 329 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,785 - I'll check upstairs. - Where should I check? 330 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,515 Just check. 331 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:44,218 AMANDA: Just check? 332 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,273 Excuse me. 333 00:21:26,168 --> 00:21:27,795 [SNIFFING] 334 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:32,301 [CAT YOWLING] 335 00:21:32,474 --> 00:21:34,237 Lee. 336 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,068 [SIGHS] 337 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,849 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Lee. 338 00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:52,419 [METAL CLANGS] 339 00:21:52,594 --> 00:21:54,255 Lee. 340 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,935 Lee. 341 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,973 [AMANDA SCREAMS] 342 00:22:13,281 --> 00:22:17,149 Mr. Bodeen. Oh, Mr. Bodeen. 343 00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:19,981 [FRANK GRUNTING AND GASPING] 344 00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:28,796 Lee! Lee! Lee, they're getting away! 345 00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:39,369 [TIRES SCREECHING] 346 00:22:51,653 --> 00:22:53,553 [MAN GRUNTS] 347 00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:59,020 [BOTH GRUNTING] 348 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,430 [TIRES SCREECH] 349 00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:35,689 Hair dryer. 350 00:23:41,369 --> 00:23:43,496 DOTTY: My teacher said I show great promise... 351 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,140 ...that probably I should take up pottery as a career. 352 00:23:46,308 --> 00:23:48,572 He's gonna show my stuff at one of those places... 353 00:23:48,743 --> 00:23:51,268 ...that makes souvenir plates. Ah, ah! AMANDA: Boys. 354 00:23:51,446 --> 00:23:53,277 Well, that's wonderful, Mother. 355 00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:57,077 - Come on, boys, stop it. - What time did you get home last night? 356 00:23:57,252 --> 00:23:59,516 - You look exhausted. - By the time we cleaned up... 357 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,088 ...after the rummage sale, it was pretty late. 358 00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:06,057 - Well, Dean just kept calling and calling. - He kept calling and calling? 359 00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:07,695 Well, twice. 360 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,230 I just kept saying, "Not yet, not yet." He is patient. 361 00:24:11,399 --> 00:24:12,423 [CAR HORN HONKS] 362 00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:16,401 Yoo-hoo! Is that you? It is. 363 00:24:16,571 --> 00:24:18,095 They sent over your sample case... 364 00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:21,037 ...so I guess you can start your route today. 365 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,576 Isn't that awful about poor Frank getting stabbed? 366 00:24:24,746 --> 00:24:26,145 He'd come over to our place... 367 00:24:26,314 --> 00:24:28,942 ...but, uh, he just couldn't sleep so he went on home... 368 00:24:29,117 --> 00:24:31,381 ...and that's when they got him. 369 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:35,512 And he was so upset about poor Betty getting strangled. 370 00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:37,749 Well, I've gotta run. 371 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:39,450 You say hi to your husband. 372 00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:41,152 Bye. 373 00:24:43,298 --> 00:24:45,232 I guess she thought I was someone else. 374 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,628 [AMANDA SIGHS] 375 00:24:47,869 --> 00:24:50,929 BOBBY: They didn't get a good look at you? - Our faces were covered. 376 00:24:51,106 --> 00:24:52,505 - But you recognized them? - Yes. 377 00:24:52,674 --> 00:24:56,075 And you retrieved the entire shipment from the garage? 378 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,109 Good. 379 00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:01,242 L... I don't want any trouble at this point. 380 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,146 If we don't finish filling this order, we don't get paid. 381 00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:06,651 I wanna know who those people are, what they saw... 382 00:25:06,821 --> 00:25:08,721 ...and what Frank said to them. 383 00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:11,885 And then I want them dead. 384 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:23,497 Like you always said, Mom, it's a dog-eat-dog world. 385 00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:30,736 Uh, another vodka, straight up. 386 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:32,838 Well, Amanda. 387 00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:35,812 You should be pleased. You did very well today. 388 00:25:35,984 --> 00:25:37,008 - Really? - Mm-hm. 389 00:25:37,185 --> 00:25:39,983 - That door-to-door selling is tough. - Oh, only at first. 390 00:25:40,155 --> 00:25:42,419 But if you stick with Connie Beth... 391 00:25:42,591 --> 00:25:44,855 ...you might become a Golden Circle girl. 392 00:25:45,026 --> 00:25:46,823 - Have you made it that far? - Oh, sure. 393 00:25:46,995 --> 00:25:48,292 [AMANDA CHUCKLES] 394 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:49,896 So have Karen and Judy. 395 00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:53,091 And poor Betty Bodeen before she died. 396 00:25:54,536 --> 00:25:56,026 Oh, Amanda. 397 00:25:56,204 --> 00:25:58,866 I'm going to help you become a Golden Circle girl. 398 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,703 I know they say I'm competitive, but I'm through with all of that. 399 00:26:02,877 --> 00:26:04,868 - I owe it to Betty. - You do? 400 00:26:05,046 --> 00:26:08,413 Amanda, I've never told this to another living soul but... 401 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:11,074 I may have gotten Betty in trouble with the company. 402 00:26:11,253 --> 00:26:15,349 She did something entirely against policy and, uh... 403 00:26:15,523 --> 00:26:19,459 l... I think I may have let that slip to management. 404 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,421 What did she do? 405 00:26:23,765 --> 00:26:25,892 I just can't talk about that. I have to run. 406 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:28,661 Oh, Harriet, wait. Please tell me, just, uh... 407 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:33,536 If... If Golden Circle girls don't sell, ha, ha, what do they do? 408 00:26:35,877 --> 00:26:37,401 Well... 409 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:44,143 I guess, uh, supply the personal touch to some of our bigger, fussier clients. 410 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:48,815 I, for example, personally deliver shipments to my local customers. 411 00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:50,958 And for my international clients... 412 00:26:51,126 --> 00:26:54,823 ...I clear their orders through customs and make sure it gets on the plane. 413 00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:58,454 You have a lot of clients outside the country who order from Connie Beth? 414 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:01,898 And some of our clients live in sort of primitive places. 415 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:05,471 I mean, they really appreciate our line of beauty appliances. 416 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,664 Appliances? 417 00:27:06,841 --> 00:27:08,001 Well, you know, uh... 418 00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:11,907 Electric rollers, facial saunas, uh, curling irons. 419 00:27:13,581 --> 00:27:15,105 Hair dryers. 420 00:27:15,283 --> 00:27:18,616 Absolutely. One of our hottest items. 421 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,880 [HAMMER BANGING] 422 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,184 There's something strange about this whole Connie Beth thing. 423 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:28,385 Not only did a murdered woman mention hair dryers... 424 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:30,554 ...but those were her husband's dying words. 425 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,997 And this LeMarq guy has Harriet Rosemont's name on him. 426 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:36,797 What does Harriet Rosemont do? She works for Connie Beth. 427 00:27:36,971 --> 00:27:39,735 What does Connie Beth sell? Hair dryers. 428 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,273 [LEE CHUCKLES] 429 00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:44,503 What do you suppose Betty Bodeen did that got her in trouble? 430 00:27:44,679 --> 00:27:45,771 It's crooked. 431 00:27:45,947 --> 00:27:48,074 - It is? - Yeah. 432 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,273 Oh. 433 00:27:49,451 --> 00:27:51,351 - What is it? - It's Dean. 434 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:53,043 On our vacation in Arkansas. 435 00:27:53,221 --> 00:27:56,452 Good likeness. You and what's-his-name do a lot of fishing, do you? 436 00:27:56,624 --> 00:27:57,921 Dean, and yes, we do. 437 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,823 Could we get on with the other conversation? 438 00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:04,230 I spent all morning running a recheck on Harriet... 439 00:28:04,399 --> 00:28:07,061 ...and her friends Judy and Karen. All clean as a whistle. 440 00:28:07,235 --> 00:28:08,998 Why did you hang new curtains? 441 00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:11,798 The old ones didn't go with the rug that I got... 442 00:28:11,973 --> 00:28:13,736 ...and I like my kitchen to be cheery. 443 00:28:13,908 --> 00:28:17,002 Heh. But, Amanda, this isn't your kitchen. It's not for real. 444 00:28:17,178 --> 00:28:19,442 I know, but people will come in and out of here... 445 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:23,243 ...and it reflects the kind of people we are, it's the way you do a kitchen. 446 00:28:23,418 --> 00:28:25,079 No, no, no. 447 00:28:25,253 --> 00:28:29,121 How you do a kitchen is you hire a guy with a French name... 448 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,781 ...tell him how much you wanna spend, then go skiing. 449 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,794 You know, that's your whole problem. You're out of touch. 450 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:39,195 - Out of touch with what? - The way normal people do things. 451 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:41,335 - I'm normal. - Oh, sure. 452 00:28:41,503 --> 00:28:43,596 You think sunbathing in Borneo is normal. 453 00:28:43,772 --> 00:28:46,502 People just want to get through a day with healthy kids... 454 00:28:46,674 --> 00:28:49,734 ...friends they can count on, a job and a roof over their heads. 455 00:28:49,911 --> 00:28:51,378 Fine. That normal I'm not. 456 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:53,810 I don't know how you expect to get to know people. 457 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,780 You never go outside and say "That's a great looking lawn"... 458 00:28:56,951 --> 00:29:00,409 ...or, uh, "Who's your tile man?" Or, "Where'd your kid get her braces?" 459 00:29:00,588 --> 00:29:03,853 All right. If you are so damn normal, you solve the case. 460 00:29:04,025 --> 00:29:05,219 - Maybe I will. - Yeah? 461 00:29:05,393 --> 00:29:06,621 - Yeah. - You think so? 462 00:29:06,795 --> 00:29:09,093 I'm the one who noticed Betty Bodeen's hair dryer. 463 00:29:09,264 --> 00:29:11,789 I am the one who told you it must have short circuited. 464 00:29:11,966 --> 00:29:15,367 Right. So it's broken, right? She's standing there, she's got wet hair. 465 00:29:15,537 --> 00:29:18,597 She's desperate. If she doesn't do something, it's gonna frizz out. 466 00:29:18,773 --> 00:29:22,174 But out in the garage, she's got boxes and boxes of those hair dryers. 467 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,607 So what does she do? I'll tell you what she does. 468 00:29:24,779 --> 00:29:27,077 She goes out there and she opens one of the boxes. 469 00:29:27,248 --> 00:29:29,079 That's what Harriet tells the company... 470 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,377 ...and that's what gets her in trouble, killed. 471 00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:33,214 - You just think of that? - Yeah, dumb? 472 00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:36,357 - No, good. - Oh, thanks. 473 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:39,925 You said Betty Bodeen was one of these people with the special clients? 474 00:29:40,094 --> 00:29:41,925 Yeah, that's right. A Golden Circle girl. 475 00:29:42,096 --> 00:29:44,428 Makes you wonder about these clients, doesn't it? 476 00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:45,691 Yeah. 477 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,030 Judy Wainwright's making some deliveries today. 478 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,832 Maybe I'll keep an eye on Judy. 479 00:29:52,006 --> 00:29:53,940 You want me to pick up some groceries? 480 00:29:54,108 --> 00:29:56,975 No, no, that's all right. I have a Connie Beth sales meeting. 481 00:29:57,145 --> 00:29:58,339 Yeah, right. 482 00:29:58,513 --> 00:30:00,003 [LEE CHUCKLES] 483 00:30:00,181 --> 00:30:02,308 - You know what just happened? - What? 484 00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:06,250 We just had our first fight. As man and wife, that is. 485 00:30:06,421 --> 00:30:07,479 [CHUCKLES] 486 00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:08,781 Yeah. 487 00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:11,118 Right here in our cheery kitchen. 488 00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,554 Huh. 489 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:16,761 - Well, I guess I'll see you later. - Yup. 490 00:30:20,668 --> 00:30:21,760 - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. 491 00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:23,096 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 492 00:30:23,271 --> 00:30:26,832 - Have a good one. Yeah, okay. - Yeah. You too. 493 00:30:27,008 --> 00:30:29,272 - Yeah. You know something? - What? 494 00:30:29,444 --> 00:30:31,309 I like blue a lot better. 495 00:30:31,779 --> 00:30:33,371 Oh. 496 00:30:33,548 --> 00:30:36,608 Good, I'm... I'm glad. 497 00:30:40,188 --> 00:30:41,212 [AMANDA SIGHS] 498 00:31:06,581 --> 00:31:08,776 WOMAN [ON PA]: - for unloading passengers only. 499 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:13,853 Freight customers, please follow the blue line to their designated dock area. 500 00:31:14,022 --> 00:31:15,751 I'll just be double-parked a sec. 501 00:31:15,924 --> 00:31:19,121 No problem, Mrs. Wainwright. You should have your name on this space. 502 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,956 - Let me help you with that box. JUD Y: Oh, you're so sweet. 503 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,495 OFFICER: There. JUD Y: Thank you. 504 00:31:23,665 --> 00:31:25,064 Here, I'll get that. 505 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:26,598 So tell me, how's your family? 506 00:31:26,768 --> 00:31:28,895 OFFICER: Oh, fine. They enjoyed the gift you gave them. 507 00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:30,537 JUD Y: Your kids home for the holidays? 508 00:31:30,705 --> 00:31:32,696 OFFICER: Uh, yeah. Only one, only one. JUD Y: Uh-huh. 509 00:31:32,874 --> 00:31:34,535 OFFICER: The other is behind in schoolwork. 510 00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:37,542 JUD Y: I'll get this. OFFICER: Beautiful, thank you. 511 00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:47,885 OFFICER: Oh, can I give you a hand with that? 512 00:31:48,056 --> 00:31:50,581 LEE: Uh, no, thank you. I'm doing fine. Ha, ha. 513 00:31:56,097 --> 00:31:57,587 Usual shipment, Mrs. Wainwright? 514 00:31:57,765 --> 00:32:00,928 Oh, yeah, give or take a curling iron or two, Bill. 515 00:32:01,102 --> 00:32:03,070 - Uh, be right with you, sir. LEE: Yeah, thanks. 516 00:32:03,237 --> 00:32:06,229 BILL: Them se�oritas down there must really like what you sell. 517 00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:08,807 JUD Y: Well... - Sign these papers... 518 00:32:08,977 --> 00:32:12,037 ...and I'll make sure your things go through customs without delay. 519 00:32:12,213 --> 00:32:14,306 JUD Y: Oh, thank you, Bill. 520 00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:17,280 Oh, did your wife like those night-cream samples I gave her? 521 00:32:17,452 --> 00:32:18,612 She loved them. 522 00:32:19,787 --> 00:32:22,585 [MAN ON PA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 523 00:32:50,618 --> 00:32:52,552 Anything look strange to you, Francine? 524 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,247 All of it. I never use domestic creams. 525 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,623 So how is married life treating you, huh? 526 00:33:02,797 --> 00:33:05,698 Dinner at 6? Dishes at 7? TV till 9? 527 00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:07,198 - Bed. - Bed? 528 00:33:07,368 --> 00:33:10,360 Francine, I've gained a lot of respect for the generosity... 529 00:33:10,538 --> 00:33:13,098 ...and stamina of the American housewife. 530 00:33:13,274 --> 00:33:14,935 You're disgusting. 531 00:33:15,109 --> 00:33:17,009 [CHUCKLES] 532 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,740 Billy, come over here and look at this. 533 00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:30,048 - What's this look like to you? - I don't know. Part of a hair dryer. 534 00:33:30,224 --> 00:33:32,021 And? 535 00:33:33,828 --> 00:33:35,853 - What's this? - More of the same. 536 00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:39,295 Exactly. This is what they're attached to. 537 00:33:49,711 --> 00:33:52,236 - That's part of a gun. - Exactly. 538 00:33:52,413 --> 00:33:55,905 They're full of this stuff. Hidden among the regular dryer parts. 539 00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:58,348 Who knows what they put in their bigger products? 540 00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:01,249 That is why LeMarq had Harriet Rosemont's name on him. 541 00:34:01,422 --> 00:34:04,516 She was supplying him, his very own Connie Beth girl. 542 00:34:04,692 --> 00:34:06,284 And that floated by customs... 543 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,430 ...because we're looking for whole weapons, not bits and pieces. 544 00:34:09,597 --> 00:34:11,758 And these housewives are the key to the thing. 545 00:34:11,933 --> 00:34:14,493 What generosity and stamina. 546 00:34:14,669 --> 00:34:17,900 But how could Connie Beth smuggle out enough to make it pay? 547 00:34:18,072 --> 00:34:19,437 Oh, Billy, are you kidding? 548 00:34:19,607 --> 00:34:21,370 In every PTA and carpool in America... 549 00:34:21,542 --> 00:34:24,010 ...there are half a dozen Connie Beth representatives. 550 00:34:24,178 --> 00:34:26,373 It's a national network. Like the Masons. 551 00:34:26,547 --> 00:34:29,107 They... They only use the people they can really trust... 552 00:34:29,283 --> 00:34:31,183 ...like these Golden Circle Girls... 553 00:34:31,352 --> 00:34:34,048 ...who personally ship the orders without knowing it. 554 00:34:34,222 --> 00:34:36,417 Thousands of packages going out every day... 555 00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:39,321 ...through thousands of different freight offices. 556 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,927 Very tough to trace. 557 00:34:41,095 --> 00:34:43,063 We gotta get somebody inside Connie Beth... 558 00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:44,630 ...and see who's involved. 559 00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:47,666 Oh, and pull the King woman out of this. 560 00:34:48,136 --> 00:34:49,228 Oh, my God, Amanda. 561 00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,463 [CHUCKLES] 562 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,904 Oh, thank you. 563 00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:07,210 [PHONE RINGING] 564 00:35:08,089 --> 00:35:09,113 Hello? 565 00:35:09,290 --> 00:35:11,190 - Hello, is Amanda King there? DOTTY [O VER PHONE]: No. 566 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,919 No, she had to go to some kind of a sales meeting. 567 00:35:14,095 --> 00:35:17,758 - Who is this? - Uh, Honeycutt Typewriter, just calling... 568 00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:19,627 ...to double-check on her shorthand. 569 00:35:19,801 --> 00:35:21,462 Ah, how wonderful. 570 00:35:21,636 --> 00:35:24,434 My daughter was afraid she wasn't gonna hear from you. 571 00:35:24,605 --> 00:35:27,472 Uh, look, uh, speaking not as her... 572 00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,837 - Connie Beth Cosmetics. BILLY: Right. 573 00:35:30,011 --> 00:35:33,412 ALL [SINGING]: Connie Beth We salute you 574 00:35:33,581 --> 00:35:36,414 Here's to a beautiful world 575 00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:39,747 Everyone can be lovely 576 00:35:39,921 --> 00:35:43,618 You can ask any Connie Beth girl 577 00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:46,726 Show me the way to others 578 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:50,193 Learning to polish the pearl 579 00:35:50,364 --> 00:35:53,060 Life can become your oyster 580 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,499 Just ask any Connie Beth girl 581 00:35:56,671 --> 00:35:59,504 [ALL APPLAUDING] 582 00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:02,034 [GRETCHEN CLEARS THRO AT] 583 00:36:02,210 --> 00:36:04,610 GRETCHEN: Now, our final item of business, ladies... 584 00:36:04,779 --> 00:36:08,545 ...concerns our new tawny buff bronzer pour les femmes. 585 00:36:11,285 --> 00:36:13,048 HARRIET: Mm. 586 00:36:13,221 --> 00:36:14,882 - Ooh, it's nice. - Isn't this great? 587 00:36:15,056 --> 00:36:16,580 It's fabulous, yes. 588 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:22,525 Uh, listen, Harriet, um, did you ever open one of the packages... 589 00:36:22,697 --> 00:36:24,597 ...that the company gave you for your clients? 590 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:27,563 Oh, Amanda, of course not. 591 00:36:27,735 --> 00:36:30,067 I am a Golden Circle girl. 592 00:36:33,074 --> 00:36:35,542 GRETCHEN: Sample packets may be picked up in the foyer. 593 00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:37,701 Guard them with your lives, ladies. 594 00:36:37,879 --> 00:36:39,779 Everyone wants to get their hands on our... 595 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:42,575 BOBBY: Are you sure that's her? - Absolutely. 596 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,240 GRETCHEN: Ladies... 597 00:36:44,418 --> 00:36:46,682 Then I believe we should have her in. 598 00:36:46,854 --> 00:36:48,378 For a chat. 599 00:36:48,556 --> 00:36:51,889 GRETCHEN: Our new kumquat moisturizer for those trouble spots. 600 00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:54,459 One may apply new apricot astringent. 601 00:37:02,236 --> 00:37:06,639 And finally, a frowning face to that Connie Beth girl... 602 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:11,141 ...who was heard saying that our competition, Lovely Lady, is icky. 603 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,904 [ALL CHATTERING] 604 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,607 My friends, Lovely Lady is not icky. 605 00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:19,719 They are misguided and deserve our pity. 606 00:37:19,887 --> 00:37:22,412 And soon, we will trample them into the dust. 607 00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:23,614 [ALL LAUGH] 608 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:25,952 Because what's our motto? 609 00:37:26,127 --> 00:37:28,322 ALL: Sell, sell, sell! 610 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,020 Precisely. Ha, ha! 611 00:37:30,197 --> 00:37:31,789 [ALL APPLAUDING] 612 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,861 Ladies, the magic moment is at hand. 613 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:43,477 Today we will announce the names of those chosen to enter our golden circle. 614 00:37:43,644 --> 00:37:46,613 [WOMEN GASP AND APPLAUD] 615 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:53,377 Now, our new Golden Circle girls will kindly stay behind today... 616 00:37:53,554 --> 00:37:57,115 ...for a private meeting with our guide to greatness... 617 00:37:57,291 --> 00:38:00,954 ...and younger skin, Mr. Bobby Bushard. 618 00:38:03,731 --> 00:38:08,361 Rise, ladies, and welcome our sisters into a new light. 619 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:12,870 Our first Golden Circle candidate is... 620 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,632 ...Marge Clapton. 621 00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:16,174 [GASPS] 622 00:38:17,845 --> 00:38:21,281 ALL [SINGING]: She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is, yes she is 623 00:38:21,449 --> 00:38:24,316 She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is 624 00:38:24,485 --> 00:38:27,943 She's a Golden Circle girl She's a Golden Circle girl 625 00:38:28,122 --> 00:38:30,249 Glenda Babcock. 626 00:38:30,424 --> 00:38:31,982 [GASPS] 627 00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:35,151 ALL [SINGING]: She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is, yes she is 628 00:38:35,329 --> 00:38:36,956 Marion Malone. 629 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:42,225 ALL [SINGING]: She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is, yes she is 630 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,099 She's a Golden Circle girl, Yes she is 631 00:38:45,272 --> 00:38:48,400 She's a Golden Circle girl She's a Golden Circle girl 632 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:51,875 She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is 633 00:38:52,446 --> 00:38:55,745 Oh, and, um, Amanda Morton. 634 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:56,974 [JUD Y GASPS] 635 00:38:57,151 --> 00:38:59,745 JUD Y: Morton...? Amanda, that's you. 636 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,080 - That's you. MAN: Let's go... 637 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:05,316 JUD Y: Amanda, go for it! - Must be some kind of a mistake... 638 00:39:05,493 --> 00:39:07,927 Harriet, don't be like that. 639 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,528 ALL [SINGING]: Yes she is, yes she is 640 00:39:09,697 --> 00:39:12,359 She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is 641 00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:15,661 She's a Golden Circle girl She's a Golden Circle girl 642 00:39:15,836 --> 00:39:19,636 She's a Golden Circle girl Yes she is 643 00:39:19,807 --> 00:39:21,934 [WOMEN APPLAUDING] 644 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:28,547 [GRUNTS] 645 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,415 LEE: Is Amanda still here? - She's inside with Bobby Bushard. 646 00:39:32,586 --> 00:39:34,918 You know, they made her a Golden Circle girl... 647 00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:37,319 Uh, Lee. 648 00:39:40,928 --> 00:39:44,762 Let's, uh, start again. Hmm? 649 00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:50,465 What were you doing in the Bodeen house on the night of Frank's little mishap... 650 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,266 ...and what are you doing here now? 651 00:39:53,441 --> 00:39:57,172 Mr. Bushard, I'm just a Connie Beth trainee. 652 00:39:59,246 --> 00:40:03,080 Do you know what lying does for your skin? 653 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:08,187 Lying causes stress and stress wrinkles the skin. 654 00:40:08,355 --> 00:40:11,847 Capillaries burst, skin flakes. 655 00:40:12,026 --> 00:40:14,756 A lying face is not a pretty face. 656 00:40:14,929 --> 00:40:17,022 Tell me what you were doing in the house... 657 00:40:17,198 --> 00:40:18,893 ...and what did Frank say to you? 658 00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:21,296 I went to borrow a cup of sugar... 659 00:40:21,469 --> 00:40:27,032 ...and Mr. Bodeen didn't say anything to me because he was already dead. 660 00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:30,371 Willfulness is even less attractive than lying. 661 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:33,175 [PHONE BUZZES] 662 00:40:36,784 --> 00:40:38,217 Yes? 663 00:40:39,887 --> 00:40:41,411 Affirmative. 664 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:50,858 My mom, the late, great Connie Beth Bushard... 665 00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:54,592 ...she built an empire knowing the intricate workings of a woman's mind. 666 00:40:54,768 --> 00:41:00,172 Now, thrashing you about, while fun, might yield very little. 667 00:41:00,341 --> 00:41:04,277 On the other hand, thrashing someone you care about... 668 00:41:04,445 --> 00:41:07,209 ...may get me what I want posthaste. 669 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:10,815 AMANDA: Oh, no. 670 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:17,183 - What are you doing here? - Rescuing you. 671 00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:19,918 BOBBY: Okay, kids, let's take it from the top. 672 00:41:20,094 --> 00:41:22,756 Tell me about yourselves, an... And don't skip a bit. 673 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:25,660 Once I get nasty, not even Connie Beth's top of the line... 674 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:28,631 ...can make those faces adorable again. 675 00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:34,066 [SIGHS] 676 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,903 Well, I just hope this makes you happy. 677 00:41:38,812 --> 00:41:42,213 Okay. You caught us. It's true. We were spying. 678 00:41:43,717 --> 00:41:45,150 And you listen to me. 679 00:41:45,319 --> 00:41:48,152 You said spying for the competition was so easy. 680 00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:49,653 I never said that. 681 00:41:49,823 --> 00:41:51,313 [SCOFFS] 682 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,389 He's the one who wanted to do it. 683 00:41:58,065 --> 00:42:00,056 He's the one who said there was money in it. 684 00:42:00,234 --> 00:42:01,929 - What? AMANDA: Yes, that's right. 685 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,729 Yes, oh, yes. 686 00:42:03,904 --> 00:42:05,633 It's true. 687 00:42:05,806 --> 00:42:08,331 I'm not a Connie Beth girl. 688 00:42:08,509 --> 00:42:09,669 I'm a Lovely Lady lady. 689 00:42:09,843 --> 00:42:11,936 Oh, the whole damn thing was her idea. 690 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:15,775 She was whining, "No, we needed more money," more this, more that. 691 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,144 - My idea. - Yeah. 692 00:42:17,318 --> 00:42:18,683 I was happy where we were. 693 00:42:18,852 --> 00:42:21,787 I was working in lipstick, I was moving my way up to tweezers. 694 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,514 You said I needed diamonds. 695 00:42:23,691 --> 00:42:25,955 Ha! Oh, I should have known better to trust her. 696 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,390 - I don't like diamonds... LEE: She masterminded the whole thing. 697 00:42:28,562 --> 00:42:29,620 I don't even like this stuff. 698 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,196 [SCREAMING] 699 00:42:33,267 --> 00:42:34,859 LEE: Let's go. Come on, come on. 700 00:42:35,035 --> 00:42:36,400 Davis, get them! 701 00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:39,764 I hate women. 702 00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:42,534 - Hairspray, not bad. - Mace training. 703 00:42:45,613 --> 00:42:47,638 LEE: Hurry, it's down here. 704 00:42:48,549 --> 00:42:50,278 DAVIS: This way. Up here. 705 00:42:50,451 --> 00:42:52,646 BOBBY: Quickly, quickly! 706 00:42:54,588 --> 00:42:56,488 LEE: Hold it. 707 00:42:57,524 --> 00:42:59,048 They got away. Get them. 708 00:42:59,226 --> 00:43:01,820 AMANDA: Where now? - I don't know. 709 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:08,294 BOBBY: Hurry! That way! 710 00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:10,266 They went upstairs. 711 00:43:13,374 --> 00:43:15,740 BOBBY: Get them. Get them. 712 00:43:18,078 --> 00:43:19,306 AMANDA: Oh, no! 713 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,641 BOBBY: Hurry up. 714 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:26,653 BOBBY: There they are! LEE: Quick! 715 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,754 Go and get something to bar the door. 716 00:43:28,922 --> 00:43:30,184 [BANGING ON DOOR] 717 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:32,120 [GUNFIRE] 718 00:43:32,293 --> 00:43:34,056 No, not that one. Get the big one. 719 00:43:34,228 --> 00:43:36,560 Hurry, Amanda. 720 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:39,590 [LEE GRUNTS] 721 00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:40,927 Get back. 722 00:43:41,101 --> 00:43:42,466 [GUNFIRE] 723 00:43:42,636 --> 00:43:44,069 Come on. 724 00:43:45,839 --> 00:43:46,931 LEE: Stay down. 725 00:44:03,457 --> 00:44:04,856 Amanda. 726 00:44:05,659 --> 00:44:07,957 All right. All right, hold on tight. 727 00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:10,858 AMANDA: Oh, my gosh! LEE: Here we go. 728 00:44:11,031 --> 00:44:13,022 AMANDA: Oh, gosh. 729 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,531 [AMANDA SCREAMING] 730 00:44:14,702 --> 00:44:16,636 AMANDA: Oh, no, no. 731 00:44:16,804 --> 00:44:18,066 No. 732 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:21,105 Oh! No! 733 00:44:22,009 --> 00:44:23,738 BOBBY: They're getting away. 734 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:27,938 [SIRENS WAILING] 735 00:44:32,052 --> 00:44:34,885 LEE: Thanks for the lift. These guys will explain. 736 00:44:35,956 --> 00:44:39,790 Anderson, Bobby Bushard and his men are up on the roof, go on. 737 00:44:41,895 --> 00:44:44,591 Boy, I thought these guys would never get here. 738 00:44:45,232 --> 00:44:46,995 - Come on. - Yeah. 739 00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:50,600 [SIREN WAILING] 740 00:44:54,842 --> 00:44:57,072 - Are you all right? - Oh, I'm... I'm fine, yes. 741 00:44:57,244 --> 00:44:58,472 - You're sure? - I'm sure. 742 00:44:58,645 --> 00:45:01,011 I'm really... I'm all right. 743 00:45:01,181 --> 00:45:03,012 - Yeah. - Yeah. 744 00:45:03,183 --> 00:45:05,174 Well, tell me. Ha, ha. 745 00:45:05,352 --> 00:45:08,150 What was in those hair dryers, anyway? 746 00:45:08,322 --> 00:45:11,519 Heh. Oh, the terrorist guns we were after. 747 00:45:11,692 --> 00:45:14,593 Look, you wanna get a drink? I'll tell you all about it. 748 00:45:14,762 --> 00:45:17,993 Uh, no, I can't. Maybe some other time, huh? 749 00:45:21,168 --> 00:45:22,795 [AMANDA CHUCKLES] 750 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,734 Give you this. I guess we won't be needing it anymore. 751 00:45:25,906 --> 00:45:27,373 Yeah, right. Ha, ha. 752 00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:30,203 - Yeah, I guess the honeymoon is over, huh? - Right, ha, ha. 753 00:45:30,377 --> 00:45:31,674 I guess so. 754 00:45:31,845 --> 00:45:34,313 You know what the whole problem with our marriage was? 755 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,749 Ha, ha, what? 756 00:45:36,917 --> 00:45:38,544 Just wasn't very exciting. 757 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:40,681 [CHUCKLES] 758 00:45:40,854 --> 00:45:41,878 Yeah. Ha, ha. 759 00:45:42,055 --> 00:45:44,387 Mm-hm. 760 00:45:54,401 --> 00:46:00,704 - L-E-T-L-Y. 761 00:46:00,874 --> 00:46:01,898 Quietly. 762 00:46:02,075 --> 00:46:04,703 Ha, ha. Terrific, sweetheart. That's much better. 763 00:46:04,878 --> 00:46:08,541 - How's my math, Mom? - Oh, your math is beautiful. 764 00:46:08,715 --> 00:46:10,239 You're both a couple of geniuses. 765 00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:12,544 Get upstairs, get in bed, I'll tuck you in. 766 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,914 - Goodnight, Grandma. - Goodnight, loves. 767 00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:18,958 Well, I guess I'd better call Dean before it gets much later. 768 00:46:19,126 --> 00:46:20,491 DOTTY: Hmm. 769 00:46:20,661 --> 00:46:23,459 When you took so long getting home, he got quite concerned. 770 00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:27,157 He tried to pretend that he wasn't, but I could detect that little quiver... 771 00:46:27,334 --> 00:46:30,201 ...that vaguely strangled quality in his voice. 772 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:31,394 Mother. 773 00:46:31,572 --> 00:46:34,541 Amanda, I just think concern is an important quality. 774 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,905 That and dependability. Dean is dependable, don't you think? 775 00:46:38,078 --> 00:46:39,841 - Oh, yes, he is. - He certainly is. 776 00:46:40,013 --> 00:46:42,379 - Absolutely. - There is no question about it. 777 00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:45,347 The trouble with some people is they vanish from your life... 778 00:46:45,519 --> 00:46:47,851 ...just as quickly as they came. 779 00:46:48,021 --> 00:46:50,888 With some men, you can have an absolutely thrilling evening... 780 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,754 ...and there's no guarantee you're going to see them again. 781 00:46:53,927 --> 00:46:55,326 You know what I mean? 782 00:46:55,496 --> 00:46:58,522 Heh, yeah. Tell me about it. 783 00:47:45,412 --> 00:47:47,403 [ENGLISH SDH]