1 00:00:03,274 --> 00:00:05,276 SOMEONE NEED MY HELP OUTSIDE? 2 00:00:05,276 --> 00:00:07,078 Devil: OH, YOUNG MAN? 3 00:00:07,078 --> 00:00:10,041 COULD I TROUBLE YOU TO CARRY THIS TO MY CAR? 4 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,686 HEAVY. 5 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,449 OK, SO THIS IS THE VESSEL? 6 00:00:18,449 --> 00:00:20,121 THAT'S A TOOLBOX. 7 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,223 AND IT'S FOR YOU. 8 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,754 WHY DO I NEED A TOOLBOX? 9 00:00:23,754 --> 00:00:26,197 I NEED YOU TO GO HANDLE SOME PLUMBING. 10 00:00:26,197 --> 00:00:29,430 WHAT, SO NOW I'M YOUR HANDYMAN? THAT'S NOT PART OF THE DEAL. 11 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,562 ACTUALLY, IT IS. I OWN YOU, SAM. 12 00:00:31,562 --> 00:00:36,137 IF I ASK YOU TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE IN HELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL DO. 13 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,208 RIGHT. 14 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:38,609 DON'T FRET. 15 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:41,172 THIS JOB WON'T BE SO BAD. 16 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:43,514 PROMISE. 17 00:00:52,223 --> 00:00:55,055 [DOORBELL RINGS] 18 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,789 AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 19 00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:02,733 I'M MIMI. SORRY ABOUT THE GET-UP. 20 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:04,695 UM... 21 00:01:08,139 --> 00:01:09,370 SO WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 22 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,702 OK, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS WEIRD, 23 00:01:11,702 --> 00:01:14,074 BUT MY WASHING MACHINE IS BROKEN, 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,206 AND I NEEDED SOME CLEAN CLOTHES, 25 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:18,279 SO I SORT OF TRIED TO USE THE DISHWASHER INSTEAD. 26 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,152 AHA. YEAH, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 27 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:23,214 I MEAN, IT'S ALL SOAP, RIGHT? 28 00:01:23,214 --> 00:01:25,085 YEAH. HEH HEH. 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,857 THE THING IS, SOME OF THE LAUNDRY ITEMS 30 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:28,619 GOT STUCK IN THE SPINNY THING IN THE BOTTOM, 31 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:30,791 AND THE WHOLE THING JUST DIED ON ME. 32 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,123 EH, WAIT. 33 00:01:32,123 --> 00:01:33,794 THIS IS THE EMBARRASSING PART. 34 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:38,799 UM, THE ARTICLES IN QUESTION ARE OF AN INTIMATE NATURE. 35 00:01:39,230 --> 00:01:42,273 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE ABLE TO GET THESE OUT. 36 00:01:42,273 --> 00:01:45,436 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO-- TO CUT THEM OUT OF HERE. 37 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:48,139 OH! I REALLY WISH YOU WOULDN'T. 38 00:01:48,139 --> 00:01:48,809 THEY WERE A PRESENT. 39 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:53,184 UH, OK, I'LL-- LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 40 00:01:55,146 --> 00:01:56,887 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW... 41 00:01:56,887 --> 00:01:58,749 HOW WERE YOU REFERRED TO THE WORK BENCH? 42 00:01:58,749 --> 00:02:02,393 OH, MY BOYFRIEND HANDLES ALL THE HOUSEHOLD STUFF. 43 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:03,824 JERRY. 44 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,757 HE LOVES TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 45 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:08,699 THIS IS FROM OUR TRIP TO CABO. 46 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,662 HE'S HANDSOME, ISN'T HE? 47 00:02:11,662 --> 00:02:13,464 YEAH, HE... 48 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:18,209 HE--HE'S A FINE LOOKING MAN. 49 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,882 OW. 50 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:33,484 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 51 00:02:33,484 --> 00:02:35,486 THE DEVIL HAS A MISTRESS NAMED MIMI? 52 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:39,930 I MEAN, DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA THAT HER BOYFRIEND'S THE DEVIL? 53 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:40,931 NONE. HE'S JERRY. 54 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:43,694 THEY WENT TO AN ALL-INCLUSIVE RESORT IN CABO LAST SPRING. 55 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:44,835 UNLIMITED PINA COLADAS. 56 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:45,896 I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. YOU KNOW, 57 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:48,269 IF I WAS THE DARK LORD, I WOULD DO THE EXACT SAME THING, 58 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:51,342 I'D HAVE A MISTRESS IN EVERY CONTINENT OF THE PLANET. 59 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:52,203 HE PROBABLY DOES. 60 00:02:52,203 --> 00:02:53,274 HE PROBABLY DOES, DOESN'T HE? MM-HMM. 61 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:56,947 GOD, HE'S LIVING THE DREAM. I WANNA BE THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS. 62 00:02:56,947 --> 00:02:59,350 NO, NO. WHAT'S BELOW PRINCE? 63 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:00,411 UH, DUKE. 64 00:03:00,411 --> 00:03:03,214 THE DUKE. I WANNA BE THE DUKE OF DARKNESS. 65 00:03:03,214 --> 00:03:05,256 MAYBE COULD YOU TALK TO HIM FOR ME? 66 00:03:05,256 --> 00:03:07,488 SET UP A LITTLE INTERNSHIP OR... 67 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,289 NO. 68 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,890 NOT EVEN A CHANCE? NO. 69 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:13,464 HEY, HAVE YOU TALKED TO HER YET? 70 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:15,966 NO, NOT SINCE I TRIED TO GIVE HER THE NECKLACE. 71 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:18,929 SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT. 72 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:20,971 NOT A CLUE. 73 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,774 INCOMING. INCOMING. 74 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:25,506 Andi: HEY. Sam: HEY! 75 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,538 WOW, YOU GUYS MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING 76 00:03:27,538 --> 00:03:29,880 ENORMOUSLY HORRENDOUS TO GET FOOD CART DUTY. 77 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:30,911 OH, YEAH. 78 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,844 SOME IDIOT POSTED A PICTURE AND PROFILE OF TED 79 00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:36,917 ON A BI-CURIOUS WEBSITE. HE TOTALLY BLAMED US. 80 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:37,888 HUH. YOU DO IT? 81 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:39,250 OF COURSE. NICE. 82 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,892 UM, HEY, CAN YOU ACTUALLY COVER MY SHIFT TOMORROW? 83 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:43,924 I HAVE THIS FAMILY DINNER THING. 84 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,296 UH, YEAH. YEAH, I COULD DO THAT. 85 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:48,859 GREAT. YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER. THANKS. 86 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:50,261 YOU SEE THAT? 87 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:52,533 SHE'S JUST ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL. 88 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,835 MAYBE IT'S NOT AS BIG OF A DEAL AS YOU THINK. 89 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,838 BEN, LAST TIME I TALKED TO HER, I MADE HER CRY. 90 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,609 TEARS, OK? 91 00:03:58,609 --> 00:04:00,541 NOW IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED. 92 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,573 YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING. 93 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:05,816 AHA. SHE'S ACTING LIKE A DUDE. 94 00:04:05,816 --> 00:04:06,747 NO, NO. YES, YES. 95 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,749 AND THAT IS AWESOME. SHE'S ACTING LIKE A DUDE. 96 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,551 YOU KNOW, ANYTHING GETS TOO EMOTIONAL OR TOO HARD, 97 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,853 YOU JUST IGNORE IT, RIGHT? EVENTUALLY IT'LL JUST GO AWAY. 98 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:16,857 WHICH MAKES ANDI EVEN MORE PERFECT, IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. 99 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,429 EXCEPT FOR THE PART 100 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:21,632 WHERE SHE RIPPED YOUR HEART OUT AND STOMPED ON IT. 101 00:04:21,632 --> 00:04:23,834 THAT WAS RUDE AND LAME. 102 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:25,766 I--I CAN'T IGNORE IT. 103 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,897 I--I HAVE TO TALK TO HER. 104 00:04:26,897 --> 00:04:30,000 WELL, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK, SAM. 105 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,971 WELL, WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO, 106 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,943 WAIT TILL SHE WANTS TO DISCUSS THINGS? 107 00:04:32,943 --> 00:04:33,644 I DON'T... 108 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:35,646 WAIT, I GET IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 109 00:04:35,646 --> 00:04:37,978 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHICK. 110 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:38,979 SHUT--SHUT UP! 111 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:39,850 NO, NO. I WILL NOT SHUT UP. 112 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:41,382 YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A CHICK, 113 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,354 AND SHE IS ACTING LIKE A DUDE. 114 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:44,355 THAT IS SO SAD, SAM. 115 00:04:44,355 --> 00:04:48,018 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO HUG YOU OR KILL YOU OUT OF MERCY. 116 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:50,020 DOH! OK. 117 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:56,567 [CLATTER] 118 00:04:58,729 --> 00:04:59,930 [GRUNTS] 119 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:00,901 SON OF A BITCH. 120 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:04,735 VERY FUNNY! I KNOW IT'S YOU! 121 00:05:05,336 --> 00:05:09,340 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SCARE ME, SO YOU CAN JUST LET ME OUT! 122 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,311 [SCREAMING] 123 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,685 I'M GLAD YOU DON'T SCARE EASY. 124 00:05:14,685 --> 00:05:16,887 [SAM SIGHS] 125 00:05:17,988 --> 00:05:19,820 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? 126 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,352 WELL, IT'S KIND OF IN MY NATURE. 127 00:05:21,352 --> 00:05:24,755 YOU KNOW, SUPREME SPIRIT OF EVIL AND ALL THAT? 128 00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:27,458 YEAH, KIND OF LIKE YOUR NATURE TO BE AN "A" HOLE? 129 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,700 OH, THAT'S BENEATH YOU, SAM. 130 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,701 YOU KNOW NAMES HURT. 131 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:34,104 YEAH, WELL, I'VE GOT ANOTHER NAME FOR YOU, JERRY. 132 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:35,966 DOESN'T RING A BELL. 133 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:37,768 WHAT IS YOUR DEAL WITH MIMI? 134 00:05:37,768 --> 00:05:39,940 DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU REALLY ARE? 135 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:43,444 SAM, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT HER. 136 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:46,076 AND DON'T BRING IT UP AGAIN. 137 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:47,918 WE'RE HERE FOR THIS. 138 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:51,021 THAT'S YOUR SOUL, DENNIS GRAYSON. 139 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:54,555 HE RAN THIS VERY FUNERAL HOME 10 YEARS AGO. 140 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,356 HE HAD A VERY INTERESTING WAY OF, UM, 141 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,529 PICKING UP EXTRA CASH. 142 00:05:58,529 --> 00:06:00,731 HE SOLD BODY PARTS? YEAH. 143 00:06:00,731 --> 00:06:03,694 PEOPLE WOULD BRING THEIR LOVED ONES TO BE CREMATED. 144 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:05,365 BEFORE HE'D FIRE UP THE OVENS, 145 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,039 HE'D PICK THEM OVER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY. 146 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:11,702 ANYWAY, HE'S BACK NOW. 147 00:06:11,702 --> 00:06:13,704 IN A WAY. 148 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:14,645 WHAT WAY? 149 00:06:14,645 --> 00:06:16,106 WELL, CALL IT A GHOST, 150 00:06:16,106 --> 00:06:17,377 OR A SPIRIT. 151 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,810 HE INCINERATED HIS EARTHLY FORM, 152 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:20,981 SO YOU CAN'T SEE HIM. 153 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:24,014 BUT HE'LL STILL BE A PAIN IN YOUR ASS. 154 00:06:25,816 --> 00:06:28,589 [SIGHS] GREAT. 155 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:31,021 [ORGAN PLAYING] 156 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,729 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 157 00:06:38,729 --> 00:06:40,030 HMM? 158 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,972 OH, I... 159 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:46,537 I ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH THESE, UM, 160 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:47,878 CEREMONIES. 161 00:06:47,878 --> 00:06:48,739 RIGHT. 162 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:51,882 YES. PEOPLE START ASKING QUESTIONS-- 163 00:06:51,882 --> 00:06:53,484 "WHY WOULD GOD DO THIS? 164 00:06:53,484 --> 00:06:55,646 IS THERE EVEN A GOD?" 165 00:06:55,646 --> 00:07:00,591 I LIKE TO BE HERE TO TRY AND PROVIDE SOME ANSWERS. 166 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:02,092 OH. 167 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:06,026 HERE'S A LIST OF THE PEOPLE THE SOUL IS AFTER. 168 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,999 I'D CONCENTRATE ON THIS ONE. 169 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:10,160 SARAH NEGLY. 170 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,003 YOU FIND HER, YOU FIND THE SOUL. 171 00:07:13,003 --> 00:07:14,434 THIS IS A PRIORITY, SAM. 172 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,838 QUICKER YOU FIND HIM, THE BETTER. 173 00:07:18,909 --> 00:07:21,071 HMM. 174 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,945 OH, IT'S MIMI. 175 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,747 YOU'D BETTER GET OVER THERE FIRST. 176 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,519 THE WASHER'S STILL A MESS. 177 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:30,220 [SIGHS] 178 00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:37,628 HOW--HOW'D YOU MEET JERRY? 179 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:40,060 OH, UH, AT AN ART SHOW. 180 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,032 HE JUST SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET. 181 00:07:42,032 --> 00:07:43,894 ALWAYS KNEW THE RIGHT THING TO SAY. 182 00:07:43,894 --> 00:07:45,996 HAD THIS OLD WORLD CHARM. 183 00:07:45,996 --> 00:07:49,970 HE'S A REAL GENTLEMEN. THAT'S A RARITY THESE DAYS. 184 00:07:50,641 --> 00:07:51,672 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 185 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,706 OH. THAT MIGHT BE HIM. HE SAID HE MIGHT CALL. 186 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,248 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 187 00:07:58,248 --> 00:07:59,880 HELLO? 188 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,613 NO, I DON'T WANT THE NEWSPAPER. 189 00:08:02,613 --> 00:08:04,985 NO, NO, THANK YOU. 190 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,058 AHEM. 191 00:08:08,058 --> 00:08:12,162 THAT, UH, THAT WASN'T HIM. 192 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:13,824 RIGHT. 193 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:16,196 I'M--I'M SURE HE'LL CALL BACK. 194 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,599 HE'S A REALLY BUSY GUY. 195 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,000 SO YOU-- 196 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,033 YOU KNOW JERRY PERSONALLY? 197 00:08:23,033 --> 00:08:24,975 OH, A LITTLE. VERY LITTLE. 198 00:08:24,975 --> 00:08:28,909 I--I'VE WORKED WITH HIM TIME TO TIME. 199 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:29,540 ODD JOBS. 200 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,941 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIM? 201 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:31,982 I DON'T REALLY-- 202 00:08:31,982 --> 00:08:33,043 DOES HE TALK ABOUT HIS WORK? 203 00:08:33,043 --> 00:08:34,585 I MEAN, HE TOLD ME HE'S AN IMPORTER, 204 00:08:34,585 --> 00:08:36,887 BUT HE'S SO SECRETIVE ABOUT HIS JOB. 205 00:08:36,887 --> 00:08:39,650 I--I THINK HE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 206 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:42,292 OH, THAT'S--THAT'S AN INTERESTING THING. 207 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:47,628 MAYBE--I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW MORE THAN I WOULD EVEN KNOW. 208 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,128 PLEASE... 209 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,960 YOU'RE MY ONLY WINDOW INTO HIS WORLD. 210 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,203 ANY LITTLE THING YOU COULD GIVE ME, I WOULD APPRECIATE. 211 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:55,936 OH, ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER. 212 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,938 OK, THANK YOU. 213 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:58,538 MMM. 214 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,012 OH, AND I PROMISE, I WON'T TELL HIM WE TALKED. 215 00:09:02,012 --> 00:09:02,973 HE WOULD KILL US. 216 00:09:02,973 --> 00:09:05,045 YEAH, RIGHT, HE WOULD. THAT'S-- 217 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,879 THAT'S A FUNNY THING TO JOKE ABOUT. 218 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:10,881 KILLING. 219 00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:21,191 [SIGHS] I'M OFFICIALLY A DICK. I JUST SPENT HALF THE NIGHT 220 00:09:21,191 --> 00:09:23,664 TELLING MIMI HOW GREAT JERRY IS. 221 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,194 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 222 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:26,597 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FELT SORRY FOR HER. 223 00:09:26,597 --> 00:09:27,638 YOU KNOW, SHE WANTED TO KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM, 224 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:29,940 AND I COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO TELL HER HE'S THE-- 225 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:32,242 UNHOLY SPIRIT, THE POISON OF GOD, 226 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:34,775 THE DESPICABLENESS OF THE EARTH. 227 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,006 YEAH. 228 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:36,907 YEAH, THAT. HMM. 229 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,578 SHE'S JUST SAD AND LONELY. 230 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,653 OH, MAN. THE DEVIL AND I HAVE THE EXACT SAME TASTE IN WOMEN. 231 00:09:42,653 --> 00:09:44,785 IS SHE REALLY FLEXIBLE, TOO? 232 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,788 LET'S JUST DO THIS. 233 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,025 OH. [LAUGHING] 234 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,798 OH. THAT'S GOOD, ACTUALLY. 235 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:58,669 I COULD USE A LITTLE BLOW-OUT. 236 00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,031 NO, BERT. UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY 237 00:10:01,031 --> 00:10:02,272 TRAPPED INSIDE THAT THING. 238 00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:03,974 I THINK I'M LOOKING PRETTY GOOD TODAY. 239 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:06,236 ALL RIGHT. THE DEVIL SAID WE FIND SARAH NEGLY, 240 00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:10,110 WE FIND THE SOUL. [SNAPS FINGERS] 241 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:15,986 HEY, WHY DON'T WE-- GUYS, WHY DON'T WE, UH, GO OUT THE BACK DOOR? 242 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:17,187 WHAT? 243 00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:18,919 UH, TED MIGHT SEE US. 244 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,091 TED'S AT A LINOLEUM CONFERENCE. 245 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,052 Woman: MANNY! 246 00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:24,354 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 247 00:10:24,354 --> 00:10:27,197 HEY, GRANDMA. 248 00:10:28,398 --> 00:10:29,830 [SOCK CHUCKLES] 249 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,931 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 250 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,763 HI! YOU'RE BEN'S GRANDMOTHER. 251 00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:36,066 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE HAVEN'T MET YET. 252 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,268 I AM SOCK. COMPRENDE? 253 00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:40,070 SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH. BUENO. 254 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:43,343 I'M SAM. I'M FRIENDS WITH YOUR GRANDSON. 255 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:46,977 BEN. 256 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:50,080 OH, SO... 257 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,223 THAT IS QUITE THE CART 'O PARTY SUPPLIES YOU GOT THERE. 258 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:54,785 THROWIN' A LITTLE TRIPLE KEGGER? 259 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:56,787 BREAK OUT THE OLD BOOZE LUGE? SUCKIN' BACK? 260 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:58,759 UH, IT'S JUST FOR A FAMILY PARTY. 261 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,030 NOTHING HUGE, VERY TINY. 262 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,992 GRANDMA, THIS IS MY FAMILY DISCOUNT CARD. 263 00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:03,994 ME AND THE GUYS GOTTA RUN, 264 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:05,195 BUT I WILL BE BY LATER TO COME HELP YOU. 265 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:07,197 YES, GRANDMA, I WILL BE BY LATER TO COME HELP YOU LATER. 266 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:10,801 WE ARE OUT OF HERE, OK? OK, BYE. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO. 267 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:13,443 Sam: IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 268 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:16,977 Ben: OH, GOD. 269 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:17,908 Sock: BYE. 270 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:20,150 YOUR FAMILY HAS NO IDEA WHO WE ARE. 271 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,211 IT JUST NEVER CAME UP. 272 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:22,282 BUT NOW YOU'RE HAVING A BIG PARTY 273 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,384 WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY COMING FROM ALL OVER? 274 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,056 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WANTED TO GO. 275 00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:27,087 I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY BORING. 276 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,760 RIGHT, YEAH, BECAUSE WE HATE PARTIES, RIGHT? 277 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,021 WE HATE MUSIC AND BOOZE. WE HATE ORGIES. 278 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:35,295 YEAH, AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER STARING LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL ME? 279 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,097 YEAH. 280 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,199 OK, LOOK. 281 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,301 A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY 282 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,074 BELIEVE MY GRANDMOTHER HAS... 283 00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:45,976 THE EYE. 284 00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,337 THE... 285 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:49,039 SHE SAYS SHE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE 286 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,111 AND SEE EVIL SPIRITS. 287 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,983 REALLY? 288 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:53,343 NICE. 289 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:56,046 GRANNY KNOWS YOU'RE BFF'S WITH SATAN. 290 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:57,748 DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 291 00:11:57,748 --> 00:12:02,292 NO, NO, WHY WOULD I EVER TAKE IT PERSONALLY? 292 00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,226 Sock: SO THE EYE, HUH? 293 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,027 I LIKE IT, I LIKE. 294 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,728 IT'S LIKE SOME KICK ASS SUPERHERO. 295 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,400 BENNY'S GRANDMOTHER IS THE EYE! 296 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,163 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE NEVER MET YOUR FAMILY. 297 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:14,004 WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? 298 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:16,106 LIKE I SAID, IT JUST NEVER HAPPENED. 299 00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:17,107 LISTEN, BENNY, 300 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:19,069 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 301 00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:21,471 WE ALL HAVE CRAZIES IN OUR FAMILIES. 302 00:12:21,471 --> 00:12:24,975 EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M NOT ASHAMED OF MY FAMILY IN ANY WAY, OK? 303 00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:26,516 THEY'RE NOT THE ONES THAT EMBARRASS ME. 304 00:12:26,516 --> 00:12:28,118 AND WHAT ARE YOU EMBARRASSED BY, BEN, HUH? 305 00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:32,052 OH, MY GOD. CAN YOU BELIEVE I PULLED THAT OUT OF MY HEAD? 306 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:35,485 WAIT A SECOND. ARE YOU ASHAMED OF SOCK? 307 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,128 HALF RIGHT. 308 00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:39,229 HOLY CRAP. 309 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:42,793 YOU'RE--YOU'RE ASHAMED OF US? 310 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:44,194 LIKE, I-- 311 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,435 YES? 312 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:48,498 WE WERE LOOKING FOR A SARAH NEGLY. 313 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:49,800 MY MOTHER? 314 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,042 SHE DIED A FEW YEARS AGO. 315 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:53,343 ARE YOU SURE? 316 00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:57,347 UH, YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE. 317 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,283 I'M SORRY, WAS YOUR MOTHER CREMATED BY ANY CHANCE? 318 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,254 YEAH. 319 00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:07,557 I MEAN, THAT'S HER URN ON THE MANTLE. 320 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,059 IF THAT'S ALL... 321 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:11,061 WAIT! HAVE YOU HEARD OF A DENNIS GRAYSON? 322 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:15,826 HE'S THE SON OF A BITCH WHO CUT UP AND SOLD PIECES OF HER BODY. 323 00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:16,396 GET OUT OF HERE. 324 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,129 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! [EXPLOSION] 325 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:20,470 UH... 326 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,032 THE HELL WAS THAT? 327 00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:23,934 I DON'T. AN EARTHQUAKE OR SOMETHING? 328 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:24,875 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 329 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,006 SIR, YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME WITH US. 330 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,578 WHAT FOR? [EXPLOSION] 331 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,014 OH, GOD! 332 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:39,419 WHOA! 333 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,490 WHAT THE HELL? 334 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:43,053 Sam: IT'S THE SOUL! 335 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:44,554 MR. NEGLY! 336 00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:48,098 Ben: COME ON! SAM! 337 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,562 Sam: OH, MY GOD. 338 00:13:52,562 --> 00:13:55,205 SAM, WE HAVE TO GET IN THERE! 339 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:58,108 [DOOR CREAKING] 340 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,972 MR. NEGLY? MR. NEGLY? 341 00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:09,519 [SIGHS] 342 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,436 NOW WE KNOW HOW THE GHOST SOUL KILLS PEOPLE. 343 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,468 IT NEEDS THE ASHES OF THE DEAD TO MAKE ITSELF A BODY. 344 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:32,072 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW IT KILLED MR. NEGLY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 345 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,573 THE DEVIL'S MAKING THIS IMPOSSIBLE. 346 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,007 COME ON, SAM. YOU GOTTA STEP BACK FROM THIS, ALL RIGHT? 347 00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:37,477 STEP BACK FROM WHAT? 348 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,910 UH, WHINING LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL. 349 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:40,981 ENOUGH WITH THAT ALREADY! 350 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,082 NO, SAM, IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 351 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,513 NOT UNTIL YOU CHANGE, ALL RIGHT? 352 00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:45,485 YOU NEED TO CHANNEL ALL THIS NEGATIVITY 353 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,919 INTO SOME POSITIVE-ITY. I'M SERIOUS, MAN! 354 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:51,261 AND DO WHAT? UH, I DON'T KNOW. 355 00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:53,893 ASK ANDI OUT AGAIN. 356 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,565 OK, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME. 357 00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,998 YOU NEED TO ASK HER OUT, AND WHEN SHE SAYS NO, 358 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,100 YOU HAVE TO ASK HER OUT AGAIN, 359 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,101 AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 360 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,033 ALL RIGHT? YOU NEED TO BE PERSISTENT, 361 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:04,104 LIKE THE OCEAN, LITTLE WAVES OF SAM 362 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:08,078 CRASHING ON THE SOARS OF ANDI UNTIL SHE GRADUALLY WEARS DOWN 363 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,980 OR SHE GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. 364 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,041 AH, STOP IT! 365 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,043 STOP WITH THE NEGATIVE ENERGY, OK? 366 00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:14,384 YOU'RE BUMMIN' ME OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 367 00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:19,319 YOU NEED TO GO TO HER. YOU NEED TO ASK HER OUT RIGHT NOW. ASK HER OUT. 368 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,350 COME ON. YOU HAVE THE POWER. 369 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:24,454 THE POSITIVE ENERGY, FILL YOUR HEART, BODY AND SOUL. 370 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:25,255 NO, LOINS. 371 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:30,560 GO TO HER. GO, AND SHOW HER THE POWER OF YOUR JOY. 372 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,662 GO, SAM. 373 00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:36,066 COME BACK TO ME A HERO. 374 00:15:41,371 --> 00:15:44,074 HEY, ANDI. HOW'S IT GOING? 375 00:15:44,074 --> 00:15:44,514 GOOD. 376 00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:46,016 LIKING THOSE NEW PRICING GUNS? 377 00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:46,977 YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT, HUH? 378 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,678 YEAH. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE THIS WEEKEND? 379 00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:51,651 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS WEEKEND. 380 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,682 NO PROBLEM. 381 00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:53,553 NEXT WEEKEND? 382 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,356 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. 383 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,727 NO PROBLEM. ANOTHER TIME. 384 00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:00,260 YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. I'LL BE HERE. 385 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,262 OK. OK. 386 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,038 HEY... 387 00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:09,139 YEAH? 388 00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:12,142 I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE A GUY ABOUT EVERYTHING, 389 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:14,044 BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 390 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:16,606 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I'M A GUY. WHAT? 391 00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:22,052 I JUST THINK MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH HIM. 392 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:24,684 I MEAN, HE'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE, ANDI. 393 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,287 I MEAN, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 394 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,419 I KNOW, I KNOW. 395 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,991 BUT, BEN, THIS IS JUST REALLY COMPLICATED, OK? 396 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,163 IT'S BEEN SO FRUSTRATING. 397 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:35,225 I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 398 00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:39,029 WELL, DOES HE STILL HAVE A CHANCE WITH YOU? 399 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,001 MAYBE. 400 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,104 MAYBE IS ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW. 401 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:48,608 OK. MAYBE'S BETTER THAN NO, RIGHT? 402 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,480 MM-HMM. 403 00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:58,688 ALL RIGHT, BEN, BRING IT BACK. 404 00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:01,251 WAIT--WAIT! OW. 405 00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:05,024 YEAH, I CHECKED THE NAMES ON THIS LIST. 406 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,356 THESE ARE THE PEOPLE GRAYSON CREMATED. 407 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,559 YEAH, RIGHT AFTER HE SOLD THE KIDNEYS ON THE BLACK MARKET. 408 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:11,361 YEAH, THE FAMILY SUED WHEN THEY FOUND OUT. 409 00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:13,533 HE LOST THE BUSINESS, KILLED HIMSELF. 410 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,805 NOW HE'S BACK TO SETTLE THE SCORE. 411 00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:17,467 LET ME SEE. 412 00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,108 [SIGHS] 413 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:20,070 THERE'S SO MANY NAMES ON THIS LIST. 414 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,312 I MEAN, HOW DO WE KNOW WHO HE'LL GO AFTER NEXT? 415 00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:24,444 I DON'T THINK WE CAN. 416 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,077 IF WE DON'T COLLECT ALL THE ASHES, 417 00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:30,320 THE FAMILIES OF ALL THESE PEOPLE WILL DIE. 418 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,782 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 419 00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,053 NO, NO. 420 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,226 NO, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. 421 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:38,388 ILLEGAL, YEAH, STUPID, 422 00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:41,531 MOST DEFINITELY, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 423 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,167 Sock: MELISSA LAMBON? 424 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,840 THE WORK BENCH IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR DAY. 425 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,841 [CHUCKLES] 426 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:55,145 I DON'T REMEMBER ENTERING ANY CONTEST. 427 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:56,506 NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 428 00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:59,149 ALL I KNOW IS YOUR NAME WAS ON OUR INVOICE. 429 00:17:59,149 --> 00:18:01,381 I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T. DEAL? 430 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,582 DEAL. 431 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,483 OK. OK. 432 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,185 I LIKE YOU. THAT'S NICE. 433 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,856 [WHISPERING] Husband's ashes, 9 o'clock. 434 00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:07,717 Found it. 435 00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,690 ALL RIGHT, YOUR FREE PRIZE IS CARPET. 436 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,692 YOU MAY CHOOSE A STYLE AND COLOR 437 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,623 FROM ANY OF THESE SAMPLES. 438 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,565 THEY'RE ALL SO LOVELY. [CLANGING] 439 00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:18,368 I--WHOA, CHECK-- HA, CHECK-- 440 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:19,799 OH, I ALMOST DROPPED IT. CHECK-- 441 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,471 CHECK THIS ONE OUT. TAKE A CHECK OUT. 442 00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:26,105 THAT WOULD LOOK REALLY NICE IN MY BEDROOM. 443 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,537 LET'S GO. 444 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:29,879 ♪ IN MY TUMMY-TUM-TUM ♪ 445 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:33,283 ♪ MAKES ME GO YUM-YUM-YUM, YEAH ♪ 446 00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:36,646 ♪ YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DUMB-DUMB ♪ 447 00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:40,720 ♪ MAKES ME GO YUM-YUM-YUM, YEAH ♪ 448 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,453 ♪ I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME ♪ 449 00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:47,527 ♪ I PUT YOU IN MY CAR ♪ 450 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,200 ♪ WANT TO FOLLOW ME HOME? ♪ 451 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,702 ♪ BUT THAT'S NOT EFFORT ♪ 452 00:18:52,702 --> 00:18:53,903 ♪ ALL THAT I WANTED ♪ 453 00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:55,905 ♪ ALL THAT I WANTED ♪ 454 00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:57,307 ♪ ALL THAT I WANTED ♪ 455 00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,808 ♪ MORE, MORE, MORE ♪ 456 00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:00,610 ♪ ALL THAT I WANTED ♪ 457 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,172 ♪ ALL THAT I WANTED ♪ 458 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:07,617 ♪ ALL THAT I WANT TO DO IS GET YOU BACK ♪ 459 00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:11,521 YEAH, I FEEL LIKE THE WEIRDEST DRUG DEALER OF ALL TIME. 460 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,353 THINK YOU CAN SNORT THIS STUFF? 461 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,825 PRETTY SOLID DAY. WE GOT A LOT OF WORK DONE. 462 00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:17,827 YEAH. WE ALSO PROMISED TO INSTALL 463 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:20,190 ABOUT $30,000 WORTH OF CARPETING. 464 00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:22,392 YEAH, THEY'LL PROBABLY FORGET. 465 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:23,533 SO WHAT NOW, BOYS? 466 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,365 MOM'S STILL IN VEGAS, I GOT THE CAR FOR ANOTHER 2 DAYS. 467 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,768 WHAT SAY WE POUR A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA IN MY FACE? 468 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,839 NAH, I CAN'T. 469 00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,702 I GOTTA GO AND HELP MY FAMILY... 470 00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:34,173 DO STUFF. 471 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:34,904 OH, RIGHT. 472 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:36,706 SECRET FAMILY REUNION. 473 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:37,677 YEAH, HAVE FUN AT THAT BIG PARTY 474 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,878 WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS WHO EMBARRASS YOU. 475 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,450 YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND, ALL RIGHT? 476 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,681 IT'S A MATTER OF SURVIVAL. 477 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,313 MY GRANDMOTHER'S UNFORGIVING. 478 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:45,615 WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY? 479 00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,617 SHE'S THE MATRIARCH, ALL RIGHT? 480 00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:49,219 I MEAN, SHE RULES THE ROOST. 481 00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:50,920 I MEAN, TO HER I'M A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. 482 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,792 I'M THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY. 483 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,963 SHE WANTED ME TO BE A PRIEST! 484 00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:57,927 INSTEAD, I'M MAKING MINIMUM WAGE AT A HOME IMPROVEMENT STORE. 485 00:19:57,927 --> 00:19:59,429 WHY IS THAT OUR FAULT? 486 00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:00,570 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 487 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,771 BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 488 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,202 IS IF YOU GUYS GO TO THE PARTY 489 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,834 AND ANYTHING GOES WRONG-- WHAT?! 490 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,477 I COULD GET BOOTED OUT OF THE HOUSE COMPLETELY. 491 00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:09,639 YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE HECTOR GOT DRUNK AT A WEDDING. 492 00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:13,283 GRANDMOTHER JUST DOESN'T LET ANYONE TALK TO HIM ANYMORE. 493 00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:14,984 WHERE'S UNCLE HECTOR NOW? 494 00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:17,747 HE LIVES IN THE HOUSE. NO ONE CAN TALK TO HIM. 495 00:20:17,747 --> 00:20:18,748 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 496 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:21,220 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YEAH, WE WON'T GO TO YOUR PARTY! 497 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,952 WE WILL NOT GO TO THE PARTY. ALL RIGHT? 498 00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:24,954 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 499 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:26,956 NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT? 500 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:27,557 NO. NO. 501 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:28,858 ALL RIGHT, GREAT. TAKE YOU HOME. 502 00:20:28,858 --> 00:20:29,999 BUT JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 503 00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:32,432 SOCK EMBARRASSES YOU MORE THAN ME, RIGHT? 504 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,604 ABSOLUTELY. DAMN SKIPPY. 505 00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:37,367 OH, I WIN. 506 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,672 OH. THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 507 00:20:42,672 --> 00:20:43,813 NO PROBLEM, BUDDY. 508 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,475 HEY, LISTEN. POP THE TRUNK. 509 00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:46,676 I NEED TO GET THE ASHES INSIDE. 510 00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:47,917 NO, NO, DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. 511 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,550 I'LL GET THEM PROPERLY AND RESPECTFULLY STORED, OK? 512 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,881 GET SOME REST. ALL RIGHT. 513 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:54,484 JUST TAKE THIS-- 514 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,028 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 515 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:02,562 OH, GOD. 516 00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:07,667 JEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 517 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,898 NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SAM? 518 00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:10,940 DID I TELL YOU TO DESECRATE REMAINS, 519 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,443 OR DID I TELL YOU TO CAPTURE A SOUL? 520 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,344 WE'RE NOT DESECRATING ANYTHING. 521 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:17,677 IF WE DON'T COLLECT THE ASHES, ALL THOSE FAMILIES WILL DIE. 522 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,448 OH, BROTHER. 523 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,980 WHAT ARE YOU, A BOY SCOUT NOW? 524 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,512 JUST FIND THE GUY AND PUT HIM AWAY. 525 00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:25,815 IT WOULD HELP IF WE KNEW WHERE HE WAS GOING TO STRIKE NEXT. 526 00:21:25,815 --> 00:21:26,686 I GAVE YOU A LIST. 527 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,458 WHAT, DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A MAP, TOO? 528 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:31,391 MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE YOUR DIAPER WHILE I'M AT IT. 529 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,021 BABY WANT A BA-BA? 530 00:21:32,021 --> 00:21:34,964 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I AM BUSTING MY ASS HERE. 531 00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:36,396 YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE LIVING. 532 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,669 START CONCENTRATING ON THE DEAD, SAM. I MEAN IT. 533 00:21:39,669 --> 00:21:40,900 FINE. ARE WE DONE? 534 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,701 NO. 535 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,573 I'M GETTING MESSAGES FROM MIMI. 536 00:21:43,573 --> 00:21:45,705 STRANGE, DEMANDING MESSAGES. 537 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,437 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 538 00:21:47,437 --> 00:21:49,909 NOW, EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO HER? 539 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,680 NOTHING. 540 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,344 BUT ALL THAT WOMAN EVER DOES IS TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOU ARE. 541 00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,885 SHE JUST WAITS AROUND FOR YOU TO CALL. 542 00:21:55,885 --> 00:21:58,418 WELL, SHE'S FREE TO SPEND HER TIME 543 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,089 HOWEVER SHE CHOOSES. 544 00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,591 I MADE NO PROMISES. 545 00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:02,852 MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR. 546 00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:04,594 YOU DON'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE. 547 00:22:04,594 --> 00:22:06,996 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT A BREAK. 548 00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:09,599 SHE'S PUT HER LIFE ON HOLD FOR YOU. 549 00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:10,600 YOU SHOULD LET HER GO. 550 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:14,333 YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF THINGS THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 551 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,107 DO YOUR JOB, AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 552 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:21,040 OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU. 553 00:22:21,711 --> 00:22:24,744 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 554 00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:44,634 HEY, SAM. 555 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:47,397 OOH, THAT'S NICE. WHO'S IT FOR? 556 00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:48,638 ANDI. 557 00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:52,001 AH. SO YOU'RE FINALLY MAKING YOUR MOVE, HUH? 558 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:54,644 NO. I TRIED. 559 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:55,104 SHE, UH, 560 00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,747 SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T ACCEPT IT. 561 00:22:57,747 --> 00:22:58,978 OH... 562 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,881 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 563 00:23:02,151 --> 00:23:03,152 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 564 00:23:03,152 --> 00:23:06,456 WE'RE KINDA IN THIS WEIRD LIMBO THING RIGHT NOW. 565 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:09,459 SHE'S ACTING LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. 566 00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:10,560 AH, MAYBE IT NEVER WILL. 567 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,592 WAIT, SAM, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 568 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,163 HOW LONG I HAD TO CHASE DOWN YOUR MOTHER 569 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:17,026 BEFORE SHE'D EVEN TALK TO ME? 2 YEARS. 570 00:23:17,026 --> 00:23:18,397 2 YEARS, SERIOUSLY? 571 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,730 I WAS PRACTICALLY A STALKER. 572 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:22,472 WELL... 573 00:23:22,472 --> 00:23:23,633 WORKED OUT OK. 574 00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:25,034 PERSISTENCE IS KING, SAM. 575 00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:28,137 I MEAN, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ANDI? 576 00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:29,509 5 YEARS. 577 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,110 OH. 578 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:31,941 WHAT? 579 00:23:31,941 --> 00:23:33,943 UH, WELL, NO... 580 00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:36,015 IT'S JUST... 581 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,718 YEAH, THAT'S A LONG TIME. 582 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,791 BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR A MIRACLE, RIGHT? 583 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:45,154 YOU DON'T THINK I SHOULD WAIT FOR HER? 584 00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:47,156 [SIGHS] 585 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:48,528 THAT'S UP TO YOU, SON. 586 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:51,130 I--I'D HATE TO TELL YOU TO GIVE UP, 587 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:58,167 BUT I'D ALSO HATE TO SEE YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAITING. 588 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,512 YEAH. 589 00:24:03,513 --> 00:24:05,044 Sam: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO WITH THIS LIST. 590 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:08,447 HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE SOUL IS STRIKING NEXT? 591 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:08,578 HMM. 592 00:24:08,578 --> 00:24:11,651 I JUST DON'T WANT THE DEVIL TO SEW MY LIPS SHUT AGAIN. 593 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,221 YEAH. 594 00:24:12,221 --> 00:24:13,553 OR ANY OTHER PARTS OF MY BODY. 595 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:14,784 YEAH, THAT'S COOL, MAN. 596 00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:17,456 YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT LISTENING TO ME. 597 00:24:17,987 --> 00:24:21,591 [SIGHS] WE SHOULD BE AT THAT PARTY, SAM. 598 00:24:21,591 --> 00:24:22,592 BEN'S FAMILY'S PARTY? 599 00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:24,163 YES, BEN'S FAMILY'S PARTY. 600 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,164 WE ARE FAMILY. 601 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,896 HE CAN'T JUST PRETEND WE DON'T EXIST. 602 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:32,141 HE CAN'T IGNORE US LIKE WE'RE SOME PEOPLE TO IGNORE, YOU KNOW? 603 00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:33,142 YEAH. 604 00:24:33,142 --> 00:24:34,644 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 605 00:24:34,644 --> 00:24:36,676 WE SHOULD GO TO THAT PARTY. 606 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,077 YEAH, YEAH, GOOD. 607 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,609 BECAUSE-- BECAUSE? 608 00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:40,810 BECAUSE WE NEED HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HELP. 609 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:41,981 SHE'S GOT THE EYE, RIGHT? TO SEE THE FUTURE. 610 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,114 MAYBE SHE CAN HELP US FIGURE OUT WHERE THE SOUL IS GOING NEXT. 611 00:24:45,114 --> 00:24:47,687 YEAH. OH! 612 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:49,919 UH, MIMI? 613 00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:51,220 WE'RE GONNA-- WE'RE GONNA GO. 614 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:54,063 WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW TO FIX THE WASHING MACHINE. 615 00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:55,494 OK. 616 00:24:56,265 --> 00:24:58,868 MIMI, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 617 00:24:58,868 --> 00:25:00,830 MM-HMM. 618 00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,233 JERRY CALLED. 619 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:05,635 SAID HE WAS COMING OVER. 620 00:25:05,635 --> 00:25:07,937 SO, AS USUAL, I GET READY, 621 00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:10,279 AND AS USUAL, HE DOESN'T SHOW UP. 622 00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,911 IT'S PATHETIC. 623 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,282 NO. MIMI, NO. 624 00:25:13,282 --> 00:25:15,514 THAT IS TOTALLY MESSED UP, OK? 625 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,287 YOU CANNOT LET JERRY TREAT YOU LIKE THAT. 626 00:25:18,287 --> 00:25:19,849 I MEAN, LOOK--LOOK AT YOU. 627 00:25:19,849 --> 00:25:20,690 LOOK AT HOW HOT YOU ARE! 628 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:23,152 YOU'RE LIKE A BIG PLATE OF "YEAH!" SITTIN' RIGHT THERE. 629 00:25:23,152 --> 00:25:24,624 COME ON. YOU KNOW WHAT? 630 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,226 YOU ARE COMIN' OUT WITH US. 631 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,198 NO, I'M-- I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. 632 00:25:29,198 --> 00:25:32,531 WELL, THAT, MY PRETTY YOUNG LADY FRIEND, IS WHAT BEER BONGS ARE FOR. 633 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,232 [LAUGHS] 634 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,804 LET'S GO! COME ON, I'M NOT TAKING NO 635 00:25:34,804 --> 00:25:35,965 FOR AN ANSWER, YOUNG LADY. 636 00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:38,267 LET'S SHAKE THAT TAIL FEATHER, HUH? 637 00:25:38,267 --> 00:25:40,139 OOOH! 638 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,711 NO, NO, NO! 639 00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:43,312 YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE! 640 00:25:43,312 --> 00:25:44,313 WE GOT PRESENTS! LOOK. 641 00:25:44,313 --> 00:25:47,146 BOUGHT YOUR GRANDMOTHER A BOOK. IT'S IN SPANISH. 642 00:25:47,677 --> 00:25:49,278 IT'S FRENCH. 643 00:25:49,278 --> 00:25:50,149 WHAT? OH. 644 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,752 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE 645 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,023 TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE. 646 00:25:54,023 --> 00:25:56,926 UH, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO HOME. 647 00:25:56,926 --> 00:25:57,326 NO, NONSENSE. 648 00:25:57,326 --> 00:25:58,988 MEEMS, YOU GET IN THERE AND ENJOY YOURSELF, OK? 649 00:25:58,988 --> 00:26:00,329 WE'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 650 00:26:00,329 --> 00:26:03,262 I-I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN STRESS TO YOU GUYS 651 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,234 MY ASS WILL BE LIVING IN THE BENCH 652 00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:06,736 IF YOU MESS UP MY LIFE. 653 00:26:06,736 --> 00:26:09,168 BEN, WE NEED YOUR GRANDMA TO USE HER...EYE 654 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,000 TO TELL US WHO THE NEXT VICTIM IS. 655 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,171 SAM, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE CAN DO THAT. 656 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,342 IT'S OUR ONLY SHOT. IF WE DON'T FIND OUT 657 00:26:13,342 --> 00:26:16,175 WHO THE SOUL IS GOING AFTER NEXT, PEOPLE WILL DIE. 658 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,177 COME ON! 659 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,278 BENNY... 660 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:22,051 Sock: COME ON, COME ON! 661 00:26:22,051 --> 00:26:24,313 JUST BE COOL. 662 00:26:24,313 --> 00:26:25,284 ICE. 663 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,217 ICE. PROMISE. 664 00:26:32,161 --> 00:26:35,094 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 665 00:26:47,336 --> 00:26:50,209 I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN YEARS. 666 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,281 JERRY WON'T TAKE ME DANCING. 667 00:26:52,281 --> 00:26:54,283 HUH, WELL, I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, MEEMS, 668 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:55,845 BUT JERRY MIGHT BE INTO DUDES. 669 00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:58,187 HA! YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN! 670 00:26:58,187 --> 00:26:59,018 I KNOW, RIGHT 671 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:02,922 OH, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT JERRY WOULD DO IF HE SAW US TOGETHER. 672 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,223 HE'D GO BERZERK. 673 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:04,954 YOU THINK? 674 00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:08,227 TOTALLY. HE'S GOT THE WORST TEMPER. 675 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,859 OH, REALLY? 676 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:12,201 [LAUGHING] 677 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,040 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 678 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,214 ABUELITA... 679 00:27:25,214 --> 00:27:27,947 MI AMIGO, ÉL ES UN TIPO BUENO. 680 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:33,953 Y...ÉL SOLAMENTE NECESITA SU SABIDURÍA... 681 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:36,425 Y REGALO. 682 00:27:38,788 --> 00:27:41,260 HELLO, MA'AM. 683 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:46,165 I NEED YOUR HELP. 684 00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:48,968 WITH AN EVIL SOUL. 685 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:52,972 SOMEONE ON THIS LIST IS GONNA GET KILLED VERY SOON. 686 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,203 IF YOU COULD TELL US WHO THAT IS, 687 00:27:54,203 --> 00:27:56,746 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING. 688 00:27:56,746 --> 00:27:58,347 [SIGHS] 689 00:27:58,347 --> 00:28:00,309 DILE QUE NECESITO MAS INFORMACION 690 00:28:00,309 --> 00:28:02,351 QUE ME ENSENE LAS PALMAS DE LAS MANOS. 691 00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:04,313 UH, SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS MORE INFORMATION, 692 00:28:04,313 --> 00:28:08,387 AND SHE HAS TO LOOK AT THE PALM OF YOUR HAND. 693 00:28:25,234 --> 00:28:26,736 EL DIABLO! 694 00:28:26,736 --> 00:28:28,237 [YELLING IN SPANISH] 695 00:28:28,237 --> 00:28:30,339 SAM! EL DIABLO! 696 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,714 [YELLING] 697 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,230 SAM, YOU SHOULD COME INSIDE. 698 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,932 WE'LL GET SOME IODINE ON THAT HAND. 699 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:57,166 YOU KNOW WHAT, I--I NEED TO GET HOME AND HEAL. 700 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,208 GOODNIGHT, MIMI. 701 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,840 SAM, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 702 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,972 JUST FOR A MINUTE. 703 00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:04,373 SURE. 704 00:29:04,373 --> 00:29:06,175 YEAH. 705 00:29:06,175 --> 00:29:08,347 LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO ASK, UM, 706 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,219 I-I KNOW IT'S WEIRD, 707 00:29:10,219 --> 00:29:12,481 ME ASKING YOU FOR ADVICE. I HARDLY KNOW YOU. 708 00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:15,254 YEAH, I'M--I'M PROBABLY NOT THE GUY 709 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,926 WHO SHOULD BE ADVISING YOU ON-- 710 00:29:16,926 --> 00:29:19,528 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BREAK IT OFF WITH JERRY? 711 00:29:19,528 --> 00:29:20,359 UH-- 712 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,491 IT'S JUST, I'VE BEEN HANGING ON FOR, GOD, 713 00:29:22,491 --> 00:29:25,034 ON AND OFF, MORE THAN 20 YEARS NOW, 714 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:25,895 AND... 715 00:29:25,895 --> 00:29:26,936 ALWAYS GOING BACK TO HIM. 716 00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:28,197 ALWAYS HOPING HE'LL MAKE A COMMITMENT. 717 00:29:28,197 --> 00:29:31,300 BUT NOW I DON'T THINK HE EVER WILL. 718 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:35,374 AND MAYBE IT'S TIME STOP WAITING AND MOVE ON. 719 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,277 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 720 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,550 I... 721 00:29:41,550 --> 00:29:44,083 I-- 722 00:29:44,453 --> 00:29:46,385 I THINK... 723 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,187 I THINK... 724 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:51,560 YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM. 725 00:29:52,822 --> 00:29:54,393 [RUMBLING] 726 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,496 WHOA. DO YOU FEEL THAT? 727 00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:04,373 SAM! SAM! 728 00:30:04,373 --> 00:30:06,475 [EXPLOSION] WHAT WAS THAT? 729 00:30:06,475 --> 00:30:08,807 DO YOU HAVE ANY, UM-- ASHES? 730 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,139 DEAD PEOPLE'S ASHES? 731 00:30:10,139 --> 00:30:12,311 UH, MY MOTHER WAS CREMATED A FEW YEARS-- 732 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,213 I-I WOULD LOVE TO PAY MY RESPECTS. 733 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,315 WHERE IS SHE?! 734 00:30:25,855 --> 00:30:28,427 WAS THIS AN EARTHQUAKE? 735 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,060 WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THE ASHES? 736 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:31,560 WHY? DO YOU NEED TO-- 737 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,562 WE NEED TO SAVE THEM FROM THE EARTHQUAKE. 738 00:30:33,562 --> 00:30:36,866 THEY'RE IN A BAG ON THE SHELF OVER THE WASHING MACHINE. 739 00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:38,968 OH, WE GOT 'EM, WE GOT 'EM. 740 00:30:38,968 --> 00:30:40,069 YEAH. 741 00:30:40,069 --> 00:30:42,011 SOCK, WAIT! 742 00:30:42,011 --> 00:30:43,112 GUYS! 743 00:30:43,112 --> 00:30:43,312 OH, NO! 744 00:30:43,312 --> 00:30:47,176 I LEFT THE BACKPACK AT THE PARTY. THE VESSEL'S INSIDE IT! 745 00:30:47,176 --> 00:30:48,247 YOU GOTTA PROTECT YOURSELF, SAM! 746 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,980 PROTECT YOUR ORIFICES! 747 00:30:55,384 --> 00:30:57,356 I SEE IT! I SEE IT! 748 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,132 I GOT IT! YOU GOT IT? 749 00:31:03,132 --> 00:31:05,064 YEAH! [BOTH LAUGH] 750 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,166 I GOT IT! NICE HANDS, MAN! 751 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:10,099 [RUMBLING] 752 00:31:10,099 --> 00:31:11,570 AHHH! 753 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:13,342 SAM, THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? 754 00:31:13,342 --> 00:31:16,105 UH... 755 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:22,381 UH...UH... 756 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,613 UH... 757 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,962 YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 758 00:31:32,962 --> 00:31:35,294 HA HA HA! YEAH! 759 00:31:47,236 --> 00:31:49,278 DUCT TAPE. DUCT TAPE, SAM. 760 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,385 OH...ALL RIGHT, HIT ME. HIT ME HARD, COME ON. 761 00:31:59,148 --> 00:32:01,190 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 762 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:01,951 HUH? 763 00:32:01,951 --> 00:32:04,053 ARE THOSE MY PANTYHOSE? 764 00:32:04,053 --> 00:32:05,294 WHAT? OH, THESE? 765 00:32:05,294 --> 00:32:07,326 I...I THOUGHT THESE WERE MINE. 766 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:10,359 UH, WE WEREN'T ABLE TO FIX THE WASHING MACHINE, 767 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:11,500 AND THE PIPES WERE BACKED UP. 768 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:15,104 THAT'S...THAT'S WHAT THE BOOMING WAS. 769 00:32:15,104 --> 00:32:15,464 YEP. 770 00:32:15,464 --> 00:32:18,167 UH, THE WET-DRY VAC GOT JAMMED. 771 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,568 WE GOTTA GET A NEW ONE. 772 00:32:19,568 --> 00:32:22,511 WE'LL BE BACK TO CLEAN THIS UP LATER. 773 00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:25,314 OK. OW, SAM. 774 00:32:26,315 --> 00:32:28,077 HOW DID WE NOT KNOW MIMI WAS ON THE LIST? 775 00:32:28,077 --> 00:32:29,018 SHE MUST BE USING HER MAIDEN NAME. 776 00:32:29,018 --> 00:32:30,379 INTERESTING, SAM. DON'T CARE, OPEN THE TRUNK. 777 00:32:30,379 --> 00:32:32,551 ARE YOU SURE WE HAVE THE SOUL AND NOT JUST THE ASHES? 778 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,524 FORGET THAT QUESTION. 779 00:32:35,524 --> 00:32:36,955 OH! 780 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,358 COME ON, COME ON! 781 00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:42,261 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 782 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:45,194 CAUGHT YOUR ASS, ASH MAN! 783 00:32:45,194 --> 00:32:46,996 CAUGHT YOUR ASS, YOU ASH! YEAH! 784 00:32:46,996 --> 00:32:48,397 CAN YOU NOT TAUNT THE SOUL? 785 00:32:48,397 --> 00:32:51,600 LET'S JUST GET TO THE CENTER AND FIND THE VESSEL. 786 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,571 OK. OK. 787 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,704 BEN, YEAH, WE NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY CENTER. 788 00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:58,007 I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE WITH YOUR GRANDMA. 789 00:32:58,007 --> 00:32:59,678 JUST BRING THE KEYS. 790 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,010 ALMOST THERE, BUDDY. 791 00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:04,313 I'LL BE GLAD TO BLOW-DRY THIS CHALKY BASTARD BACK TO HELL. 792 00:33:04,313 --> 00:33:06,315 [RUMBLING] WHOA, WHOA! 793 00:33:06,315 --> 00:33:07,356 WHOA, DOGGY. 794 00:33:07,356 --> 00:33:08,687 OH, HE'S A FEISTY ONE! 795 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,059 SOCK? HUH? 796 00:33:10,059 --> 00:33:13,362 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DID WITH ALL THE BAGS OF ASH WE COLLECTED? 797 00:33:13,362 --> 00:33:14,563 THE ASH? I TOOK CARE OF IT. 798 00:33:14,563 --> 00:33:18,297 RIGHT. HOW EXACTLY DID YOU TAKE CARE OF IT? 799 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,368 WHERE DID YOU PUT IT? 800 00:33:19,368 --> 00:33:21,400 [MOANING] NOWHERE. 801 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,771 IT'S STILL IN THE TRUNK. 802 00:33:22,771 --> 00:33:23,772 IT'S STILL IN THE TRUNK. 803 00:33:23,772 --> 00:33:26,775 IT'S STILL IN THE TRUNK! [EXPLOSION] 804 00:33:26,775 --> 00:33:29,578 [BOTH SCREAMING] 805 00:33:48,697 --> 00:33:52,661 I'M JUST GONNA BE REALLY FAST, OK, GRANDMA? 806 00:33:57,306 --> 00:33:59,708 [CAR DINGING] 807 00:34:00,769 --> 00:34:02,271 THERE'S HATRED IN HER EYES. 808 00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:07,476 I SAW HATRED IN THE WOMAN'S EYES. 809 00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:10,349 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 810 00:34:12,481 --> 00:34:13,822 HEY! 811 00:34:13,822 --> 00:34:15,284 DO YOU HAVE IT? 812 00:34:15,284 --> 00:34:15,824 I JUST GOT HERE! 813 00:34:15,824 --> 00:34:18,327 BENNY, OPEN THE DOOR. OPEN IT! OK. 814 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:19,458 AAH. 815 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,291 HEY. 816 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,392 WE HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF ASH IN THERE! 817 00:34:23,392 --> 00:34:26,135 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 818 00:34:26,135 --> 00:34:28,337 AAH! 819 00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,241 I FOUND IT. 820 00:34:32,241 --> 00:34:34,343 ALL RIGHT. COVER YOUR FACES. 821 00:34:34,343 --> 00:34:36,145 HUH? 822 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:52,521 Ben: I FEEL MUCH SAFER NOW. 823 00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:54,663 [EXPLOSION] 824 00:34:54,663 --> 00:34:57,266 [ALL YELLING] 825 00:35:03,572 --> 00:35:05,704 THIS IS REALLY INEFFECTIVE, SAM! 826 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,277 [ALL YELLING] 827 00:35:21,690 --> 00:35:24,323 [COUGHING] 828 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:27,125 [ALL COUGHING] 829 00:35:30,399 --> 00:35:32,701 Sock: WE'RE ALIVE! 830 00:35:32,701 --> 00:35:33,602 OH! 831 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,335 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE. 832 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,637 WHAT? 833 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,269 OH. 834 00:36:00,289 --> 00:36:02,861 [WHISPERING] 835 00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,841 [SIGHS] 836 00:36:12,841 --> 00:36:13,602 WHAT? 837 00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:14,543 BEN, WHAT'D SHE SAY? 838 00:36:14,543 --> 00:36:16,445 SHE SAID I'M DOING GOD'S WORK, 839 00:36:16,445 --> 00:36:19,578 AND I FINALLY HAVE HER BLESSING. 840 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,211 THAT'S GREAT. 841 00:36:22,211 --> 00:36:22,611 [COUGHS] 842 00:36:22,611 --> 00:36:24,513 YOU KNOW, SHE'S WORTH MILLIONS. 843 00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:26,184 HUH? 844 00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:30,259 THANK YOU. 845 00:36:30,259 --> 00:36:35,193 OH, CONGRATULATIONS ON A JOB WELL DONE, 846 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,395 ONCE AGAIN. 847 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,426 UH, THANK YOU. 848 00:36:37,426 --> 00:36:40,769 NO, NO, NO, SAM. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 849 00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:44,373 MIMI'S MOVING TO NEW MEXICO. 850 00:36:44,373 --> 00:36:45,974 UM... 851 00:36:45,974 --> 00:36:48,277 THAT'S TOO BAD. 852 00:36:48,277 --> 00:36:48,837 MMM, ISN'T IT? 853 00:36:48,837 --> 00:36:51,440 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NOT WAITING AROUND FOR ME ANYMORE 854 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,641 AND STARTING A NEW LIFE. 855 00:36:52,641 --> 00:36:56,745 NOW, WHERE ON EARTH WOULD SHE GET THOSE IDEAS, DR. PHIL? 856 00:36:56,745 --> 00:36:58,247 IT WAS HER CHOICE. 857 00:36:58,247 --> 00:37:00,649 I JUST TOLD HER WHAT HER OPTIONS WERE. 858 00:37:00,649 --> 00:37:01,350 OH. 859 00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:03,852 YOU'RE REALLY BROKEN UP ABOUT THIS. 860 00:37:03,852 --> 00:37:06,825 HUH, SAM, DON'T CONFUSE SENTIMENTALITY 861 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,926 WITH PRACTICALITY. 862 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,529 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME CORRUPTING MIMI. 863 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:15,704 AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO DESTROYING HER SELF ESTEEM. 864 00:37:15,704 --> 00:37:16,865 YOU'RE LYING. 865 00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:18,967 YOU SENT ME TO HER HOUSE TO PROTECT HER. 866 00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:20,309 YOU WERE THE ONE BREAKING ALL HER STUFF 867 00:37:20,309 --> 00:37:21,970 SO I'D BE THERE TO SAVE HER FROM THE SOUL. 868 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:25,444 WELL, YOU HAVE ME ALL FIGURED OUT, DO YOU, SAM? 869 00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:26,615 YEAH, I DO. HMM. 870 00:37:26,615 --> 00:37:28,477 I THINK YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT HER. 871 00:37:28,477 --> 00:37:31,580 WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH I CARED ABOUT HER? 872 00:37:32,281 --> 00:37:34,022 SHE'S DEAD. 873 00:37:34,022 --> 00:37:34,783 WHAT? THAT'S RIGHT. 874 00:37:34,783 --> 00:37:37,956 WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS, MIMI JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS. 875 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:38,757 GRUESOME. 876 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,959 YOU CAN'T TELL HER FROM THE PAVEMENT. 877 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,461 AND THAT'S ON YOU, BUDDY. 878 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,933 YOU SICK SON OF A-- 879 00:37:44,933 --> 00:37:46,765 OH, CALM DOWN, HERO. 880 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,337 I'M SCREWING WITH YOU. 881 00:37:48,337 --> 00:37:52,641 MIMI'S FINE. [CHUCKLING] 882 00:38:14,723 --> 00:38:17,065 GREATEST MOVIE EVER. 883 00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:18,296 I KNOW. 884 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,469 I SAW IT LIKE A ZILLION TIMES WHEN I WAS KID. 885 00:38:20,469 --> 00:38:22,300 EXCEPT FOR THAT PART WITH THE VAMPIRE BATS. 886 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,504 YOU KNOW, I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN THAT THROUGH MY FINGERS. 887 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,407 IT'S YOURS. ONLY A QUARTER. 888 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,439 NO. FINDERS, KEEPERS. 889 00:38:30,439 --> 00:38:33,482 BUT, UM, IF YOU TRY TO TAKE THIS COPY 890 00:38:33,482 --> 00:38:35,444 OF HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING 891 00:38:35,444 --> 00:38:38,316 [LAUGHS] I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU. 892 00:38:39,047 --> 00:38:41,420 Mimi: SAM! YOU MADE IT. 893 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,321 I'LL GIVE YOU 50% OFF. 894 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,556 THANK YOU. HEY, SO, NEW MEXICO, WOW. 895 00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:50,929 YOU HEARD, HUH? IS HE UPSET? 896 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:51,700 UH... 897 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:55,063 IF I SAY YES, ARE YOU GONNA CHANGE YOUR MIND 898 00:38:55,063 --> 00:38:56,565 AND GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM? 899 00:38:56,565 --> 00:38:57,806 BECAUSE, THEN NO. 900 00:38:57,806 --> 00:38:58,737 I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND. 901 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,841 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 902 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,042 THANK YOU. 903 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,844 I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING. 904 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:06,645 YES, YOU DO. 905 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:08,447 YOU GAVE ME THE LITTLE PUSH I NEEDED, 906 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:09,918 SHOWED ME WHAT I WAS MISSING IN LIFE. 907 00:39:09,918 --> 00:39:11,119 I CAN'T WAIT AROUND FOR JERRY ANYMORE. 908 00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:14,523 I'VE WASTED SO MUCH TIME. I DESERVE BETTER. 909 00:39:14,523 --> 00:39:15,684 YOU DO. 910 00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:17,726 CADY, COME HERE. 911 00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:20,659 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY DAUGHTER. 912 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:21,660 CADY, THIS IS SAM. 913 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,692 THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER? 914 00:39:23,692 --> 00:39:26,064 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA MISS HER SO MUCH. 915 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,866 AND MAYBE THE TWO OF YOU CAN HANG OUT. 916 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,698 I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER KNOWING SOMEBODY 917 00:39:29,698 --> 00:39:30,739 WAS LOOKING OUT FOR HER. 918 00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:34,543 YEAH. SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO TO NEW MEXICO WITH YOUR MOM? 919 00:39:34,543 --> 00:39:36,505 NO WAY. IT'S TOO HOT. 920 00:39:36,505 --> 00:39:40,048 MOM, YOU CAN'T SELL MY NINJA TURTLES. 921 00:39:40,048 --> 00:39:41,009 OK. ALL RIGHT. 922 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:42,651 DONATELLO, HER FIRST BOYFRIEND. 923 00:39:42,651 --> 00:39:44,913 [SIGHS] I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, SAM. 924 00:39:44,913 --> 00:39:47,385 YEAH. NICE MEETING YOU. 925 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:53,492 HEY, MIMI... 926 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,764 HOW--HOW LONG WAS IT THAT YOU'VE KNOWN JERRY? 927 00:39:55,764 --> 00:39:58,126 OOF, ON AND OFF, MORE THAN 20 YEARS, 928 00:39:58,126 --> 00:40:00,669 LONG TIME. BUT THAT'S ALL BEHIND ME. 929 00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:03,131 I'M STARTING A NEW LIFE. 930 00:40:10,178 --> 00:40:12,080 Ben: THE DEVIL HAS A CHILD. 931 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:16,915 YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THE DEVIL HAD GENITALS. 932 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,447 WHAT, LIKE A KEN DOLL? 933 00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:20,949 I DON'T THINK SHE'S HIS DAUGHTER. 934 00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:21,950 SHE'S REALLY NICE. 935 00:40:21,950 --> 00:40:23,592 I DON'T KNOW, SAM. I DON'T LIKE IT. 936 00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:26,124 THIS SATAN'S TRYING TO GET YOU TO HOOK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTER. 937 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,797 YOU KNOW, I BET SHE WANTS YOUR MAN SEED. 938 00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:29,658 WHAT? NO. 939 00:40:29,658 --> 00:40:30,599 YEAH, SURE, THINK ABOUT IT. 940 00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:32,100 YOU KNOCKED HER UP, RIGHT, THEN THE DEVIL 941 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,502 HAS A LITTLE SAM BABY RUNNING AROUND 942 00:40:33,502 --> 00:40:35,464 CATCHING SOULS FOR HIM WHEN HE GROWS UP. 943 00:40:35,464 --> 00:40:37,435 AFTER, YOU KNOW, YOU KICK. 944 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:41,109 WHICH I HOPE WILL NOT BE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 945 00:40:41,109 --> 00:40:44,172 YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE CADY A CALL. 946 00:40:44,172 --> 00:40:46,444 HMM. WHAT ABOUT ANDI? 947 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,948 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT HAVE I BEEN HANGING ONTO, 948 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:50,879 A GLIMMER OF HOPE? 949 00:40:50,879 --> 00:40:55,123 I COULD WAIT FOREVER AND MISS OUT ON LIVING MY LIFE. 950 00:40:56,224 --> 00:40:58,156 LET'S DO THIS. 951 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,658 YEP, LET'S DO IT. 952 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,530 NOW. 953 00:41:03,191 --> 00:41:05,494 IS IT WRONG, WHAT WE'RE DOING? 954 00:41:05,494 --> 00:41:07,235 HUH? NO, NO. MAN, WE'RE HEROES. 955 00:41:07,235 --> 00:41:08,136 IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 956 00:41:08,136 --> 00:41:10,599 Sam: WE SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. 957 00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:12,901 WE SAVED YOUR FAMILIES 958 00:41:12,901 --> 00:41:15,804 FROM A GIANT ASH MONSTER. 959 00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:17,576 YOU'RE WELCOME. 960 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,607 AMEN. 961 00:41:18,607 --> 00:41:20,008 THAT WAS NICE. 962 00:41:20,008 --> 00:41:22,210 THANK YOU. 963 00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:24,953 [VACUUM WHIRRING] 964 00:41:24,953 --> 00:41:30,188 ♪ OUR LOVE GETS STRONGER THE CLOSER WE GET ♪ 965 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,891 ♪ NOW, CHILD, DON'T HOLD ON ♪