1 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,546 I have a little surprise for you tonight. My first guest is a young man 2 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,548 And when I say young man I'm talking about a young man. 3 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,842 He's in a pilot episode for NBC got the lead role, 4 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 audition a song and won with her dance performance. 5 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,680 Because he did it so well tonight We thought you might want to meet him. 6 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,598 We applaud Reef Hawk. 7 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:57,975 reef 8 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,570 Give my regards to Broadway 9 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,699 Remember me in Herald Square 10 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:18,120 To the whole gang on 42nd Street 11 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:22,416 Say I'll be there soon 12 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,545 Whisper how I miss you 13 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:30,632 To blend in with the old time crowd 14 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,511 Give my regards to old Broadway 15 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:39,266 And give them a long time Tell me I'll be there! 16 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:14,384 Give my regards to old Broadway 17 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,720 And tell them I'll be there 18 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,847 Yes, I'll be there 19 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:23,685 Yeah, I'll be there for a long time 20 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:25,938 Yes 21 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,273 Of course. 22 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:29,816 Of course. 23 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:41,203 Reef Hawk for the last 40 years America's favorite movie star. 24 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,580 What an incredible career you've had. 25 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,875 history of cinema You starred in three of the biggest series, 26 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,502 you won two Oscars 27 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,922 and this fall, so far You will make your biggest movie. 28 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,133 You took a five-year break to think. 29 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,761 So, that's what you're going to say? "Thinking"? 30 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,848 I mean, the five year thing. How will you explain? 31 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,892 Also, really I must be a famous interviewer. 32 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,144 Even when doing a mock interview, 33 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,563 - I'm amazing at this. - Unbelievable. 34 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,274 Thank you. About the five year thing What will you say? 35 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,527 I was thinking I would say… 36 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:18,031 I've been working since I was six years old and I needed a break 37 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:23,704 and away from it all I had to find out who I was. 38 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,914 - I love this. - This works. Definitely. 39 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:31,003 I hid my heroin addiction from the public my best friends from high school 40 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:35,174 and my crazy lawyer for years that you helped me cover it up 41 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,925 so that no one finds out 42 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,429 - I won't tell. - This is a really clever omission. 43 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,431 - A strong omission. - No mentioning. 44 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,765 You will be wonderful, dear. 45 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:44,850 - This is your job. - Yes. 46 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,393 I'm so lucky to have you by my side. 47 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:51,064 Thank you both for being here and telling me Thank you for helping. 48 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,984 Yes darling. Now get out there and tap dance for your mother. 49 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,612 Yes, there are jazz hands. 50 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,779 This much. 51 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:58,864 Two minutes. 52 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,908 Well look. Before we start I should say 53 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,285 this is for me One of the most important moments of my career. 54 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,704 You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, 55 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,749 - You are my favorite actors. - Thank you. 56 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,753 Look, first with box office records we will start and… 57 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,505 - What happened? - Can you hang up? 58 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,341 I don't know if anyone talked to you but... 59 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,968 - Oh my God. He… - No way. 60 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,887 - No. - He asks about the Oscar incident. 61 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,971 I know. It's obvious. 62 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:27,476 While introducing me, Before you say Reef Hawk 63 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,938 "two Oscar winners" Can you not forget to say: 64 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,856 Of course. I was already planning to do this. 65 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,566 So, I thought it was something serious. Of course, man. 66 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,109 Yes. So, I… 67 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,820 I would never even say that. Just sometimes 68 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,572 people forget. 69 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,032 Who forgets? 70 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,954 You are the world's most loved movie star. 71 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,580 I'm honored to have you on the show. 72 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,958 - It will be child's play for you. - Thanks, buddy. 73 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,960 Hello. How are you? 74 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,879 We're Reef's best friends from high school 75 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,465 But we also have our own lives. 76 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,551 - We just came to support him. - To support. 77 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,345 But listen, you're very attractive. 78 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,930 - Yes. - That's enough. 79 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,890 I don't want to get too messy. Are you ready? 80 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:07,808 Yes, let's get started. 81 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:08,934 Let's get started. 82 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,561 - Let's try one. - Ok. Here we go. 83 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,063 Three, two, one. 84 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:17,442 I will be doing an interview tonight I'm interviewing someone I wasn't even considering. 85 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:21,530 I'm talking about a legend, an icon. What's there to say? 86 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,907 Reef Hawk is among us. 87 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,200 Welcome. 88 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,327 Wait. Sorry, I got confused. 89 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,912 I skipped the Oscar part. I am sorry. 90 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,122 Guys, I have to do it again. 91 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,456 - I'm sorry about that. - No. 92 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,749 - We leave this. - No. 93 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,835 No, we're not starting from scratch. 94 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,838 Everyone at home needs to see this. 95 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:41,550 Let me tell you right now, from an award Since you didn't mention the introduction part 96 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:46,305 the kind you want to buy again If I were an asshole… 97 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,934 Brother, we have much bigger problems. 98 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,144 My friend. My friend. 99 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,479 See, that's why The world loves you my friend. 100 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,315 The real Reef Hawk. That's incredible. 101 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,900 Reef Hawk, are you ready? 102 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,153 - We've already started. - Yes, we started. 103 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,115 - We have to go. - Ok. Darling. 104 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,117 I know you like to HAD with the crew 105 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,286 But if we don't get out of here We're going to get into crazy traffic. 106 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,537 What is HAD? 107 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,622 H-A-D. 108 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,248 People's manhood. 109 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,918 This is so funny dude. 110 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,212 - Thank. - Yes, we should go. 111 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,838 Can I talk to you for a moment? 112 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:20,964 - Of course. Hello guys. - Yes. 113 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,257 - Thank you very much. - We are fine. 114 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,675 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 115 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,261 silver fox Did anyone see how you cut me? 116 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,763 - What? - I'm very serious. 117 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:31,016 It was so obvious and clear that it almost I want to write a column. 118 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,100 - Seriously? - But I liked it. 119 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,227 -Reef. -Reef. 120 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,020 -Reef. Wow. - What are you doing? 121 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,315 We don't know these guys. 122 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,943 They went on the internet and said I was fake, 123 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,445 HAD I did it or that I insulted you just said 124 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,573 they can say and everyone He thinks I am. 125 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,242 Ok. 126 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,035 - So… - "So"? 127 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:53,038 This would be a complete disaster. 128 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,040 - Reef, calm down, buddy. - Yes. 129 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,417 - Take a deep breath, okay? - Breathe deeply. 130 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,921 It's just… 131 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,340 Only you… 132 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:10,430 Watching constantly these days and you are being observed. 133 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,224 - Yes. - Everywhere. 134 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,018 Yes, yes. This is really weird. This is really weird. 135 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,729 Okay but baby, just… 136 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,274 - It's okay. - Yes. 137 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,985 Look, this is for you It was a really stressful situation. 138 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,153 - Yes. - So take a deep breath. 139 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,030 - Everything is fine. - I'm sorry, okay? 140 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,282 - Yes. - I'm just being stupid 141 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,825 - I was trying to be funny and… - Yes. 142 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,618 - No, I'm sorry. - No, please. 143 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,912 - I'm very worried today. I just… - Of course. 144 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,247 - The incident was very big. - It's my fault. 145 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,790 - You don't have to do this. - No, come on. 146 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:37,875 - I love you. - Come here. 147 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,459 - You love us. - You love us. 148 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,879 - I love you guys. - We love you. 149 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,047 By the way, you were great. 150 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,924 - Oh my God. The man is your admirer. - You got what you needed. 151 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,426 Really? 152 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:51,597 IRA CRISIS LAWYER 153 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,350 Fuck. 154 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,150 - Hello? - Bubbi, I'm Ira. We have a big problem. 155 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,361 It's a terrible situation. It really sucks. It's a total nightmare. 156 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,197 I will be there at 10.30 tomorrow morning. 157 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,657 My assistant took my breakfast order. He will text his assistant. 158 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,492 Beg him not to mess this up. 159 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,999 Is there dirt on my face? 160 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,542 - Yes. - Is there? 161 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,920 - Yes there is. - Oh my God. This is so embarrassing. 162 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,923 - Oh my God. - Tell me what happened, Ira. 163 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:26,965 There is a video. 164 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,592 For God's sake. 165 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,427 - What's inside? - I have no idea. 166 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:34,890 To be buried without being revealed to the public I thought you buried everything. 167 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,809 Five years ago when I got sober I changed my life. 168 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:42,105 Thank God you changed it. But you Everything has changed since he left the game. 169 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,816 FYI, you are the GOAT. The real GOAT is Bubbi. 170 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,277 You did this job best. I swear. 171 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:51,073 I hate to say it But it's nice to be on the field with you again. 172 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:55,410 Used to be in these streets We would break the concrete and get our hands dirty. 173 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:57,037 Hollywood was our glory hole. 174 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,456 kids nowadays They don't know how we used to do it. 175 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,708 You, me, Rourke, little Chucky Sheen, 176 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,086 Stephen Hawking you know, the original Pussy Posse? 177 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,838 you guys You kept me busy, didn't you? 178 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:09,049 like you always do Can't you handle this too? 179 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,301 I can't, Bubbi. The internet changed everything. 180 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,553 I know you're panicking 181 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,889 and used to do this job in a day or two. We could do it with a bag full of money. 182 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,349 It's not like that anymore. 183 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,018 Just like the old days to me 184 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,855 can send a message or you can call 24 hours a day. 185 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,899 Tuesdays except from 15.00 to 22.00. 186 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,484 What's on Tuesdays? 187 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,403 Personal things. Don't worry about them. 188 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,655 What's up? 189 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,491 Are you ok? 190 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:39,121 Do I have to be here? Can't I wait until you're done? 191 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,039 I'm very short on time, Bubbi. 192 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,124 Meanwhile, 193 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,751 - I love this gay wallpaper. - Thank. 194 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,378 Xander took all the art in the house. 195 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:49,715 Multicolored. Very gay and stylish. 196 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:53,260 Look, Bubbi, while you're waiting for this There are some steps we can take. 197 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,429 But against me I want you to be completely honest. 198 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,472 There are no secrets between us anymore. 199 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,392 Look into my eyes. Don't break eye contact, Bubbi. 200 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,019 Have you ever killed anyone? 201 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,271 No Ira. I've never killed anyone. 202 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,898 I can't wipe my ass with this. 203 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:09,735 This "I'm a good person" performance environmental toilet paper. 204 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,403 -What is the name of your assistant? - Sammy. 205 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,696 - Sammy! - Sir? 206 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,947 Come here. 207 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,451 Go to the big toilet Can you bring toilet paper? 208 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,411 - Good toilet paper. - Good toilet paper. 209 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,246 - Yes. - And let it be very fast, 210 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,623 This is not the main one but the first one. 211 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,291 -What is the thread count? - Sorry. 212 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,542 I don't know, Ira. 213 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,337 - The Scott brand one. - Throw it away, let me take a look. 214 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,672 Dear God. 215 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:31,840 This place smells like… 216 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,593 Like the back of an earring. 217 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,470 Yes. That means you're healthy. 218 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,140 What the hell? 219 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,558 Shut your mouth. This is disgusting. 220 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,185 - You have germs. - Sorry, I… 221 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,479 - Health aside, it's very rude. - Sorry. 222 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,815 Aside from making me sick, it's so rude 223 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,651 because these particles It gets into my nose and makes me… 224 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,860 - I wonder? - Sammy… 225 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,071 Actually, to say I like it Is it a bad thing? 226 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,032 Turn around, Bubbi, eye contact. Come closer. 227 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,993 - Have you ever killed anyone? - No, Ira. 228 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,328 Ok. 229 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,830 Bubbi, I'm not a criticizing person. 230 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:07,501 I'm more like "you do it yourself, I'm a girl who says "let me do it myself". 231 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,877 Ira! 232 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,172 I've never killed anyone! 233 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,591 Really! 234 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,306 You disturb me with your anger. 235 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,726 And I think that's something we need to look at. 236 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,937 You can have it from leftovers. 237 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,899 - Pardon? What did you say? - You can have it from leftovers. 238 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,443 You are very kind, Ira. Thank you. 239 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,320 You know, he's actually great. 240 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,364 - Yes. - I love him. Next, none of them 241 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,448 - Did you watch him get killed? - No. 242 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,825 to kill someone Did you give money to anyone? 243 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,243 - No. - Have you ever fucked a dead person? 244 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,744 - No. - Has a dead person ever fucked you? 245 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,162 No! 246 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,581 How could that happen? 247 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,916 Let's say Mel Gibson And it starts with a bunch of pills 248 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,252 and Nate'n Al's at 10 a.m. He ends his breakfast with two sandwiches. 249 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,420 You do the math, beautiful. 250 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,507 I'm asking just to be sure, how a corpse fucks a person 251 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,427 Mel Gibson's Do you explain it by taking pills? 252 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,179 You say it. You say it. 253 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,724 I would never betray a client like this And it offends me that you even hinted at that. 254 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,768 California if I do something like that I would lose my license to practice law in my state. 255 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,230 But let's keep it between us This is truly a terrible situation. 256 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,357 Like the guy was alive all weekend They partied with him. 257 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,527 - They even made a movie about it. - Crazy Vacation? 258 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,654 Yes, Crazy Holiday Bubbi. 259 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,115 You are so funny. 260 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,075 You got even funnier. 261 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,870 I need to know everyone who hates you. 262 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,206 Who hates me? 263 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,790 Fuck. 264 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,670 Probably my first manager from my childhood. 265 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,591 Good, right. Representing child actors and the man working at the bowling alley. 266 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,926 Who else could it be? 267 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,846 One angry and one at peace My ex-girlfriend, Savannah. 268 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,723 OK, what else? 269 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,560 - Who else? - This much. 270 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,523 Who hates him? 271 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,107 What? 272 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,985 Who hates him? 273 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,529 The first things that come to my mind are: 274 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,949 your old manager, Your old coach, your new coach, 275 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,201 Your old poolman, your older poolmen, 276 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,453 your mother Your mother hates you. 277 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,248 the one you get when you're alone and then they don't wipe their own asses 278 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:13,460 And when you realize I won't delete it either Those three shelter dogs you gave back 279 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,839 Your old boxing coach, your old tennis coach, your ex 280 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,966 and directors, actors, costume designers, 281 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,593 hair and make-up attendants, craft team and all, la-da-da-da-da, 282 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,179 for the managers you work with I have a separate list if you want me to start that. 283 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,430 Dear God. 284 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,515 Pardon. 285 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,978 Can I say something? My old trainer doesn't hate me 286 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,021 because he passed away. 287 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,191 - Ok. - I'm just saying. 288 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,235 Hey… 289 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,488 I believe in you man, I really do. This is great. 290 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,701 Seeing these people You should apologize to them. 291 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,035 Make things right with them. 292 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:50,330 And secretly, those behind the video find out if they are. 293 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,749 I don't know if I can do this, Ira. 294 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,044 - This is very intense. - You don't have to be serious, Bubbi. 295 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,256 Just to save your ass You should pretend to apologize. 296 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,801 Okay Bubbi, I have to go. Tom Hanks knocked his maid to the ground. 297 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,136 It's not as bad as it seems. 298 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,555 They were just kidding But the woman is in her 70s. 299 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,973 He shouldn't engage in such actions around. 300 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,392 Go to Cedars and say everything's alright I have to make sure it is. 301 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,436 Meanwhile, Cedars has incredible crushed ice. 302 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,021 If I hear anything I'll let you know. 303 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,241 AIRPLANE PASSENGER TOOK A SELFIE WITH REEF HAWK! 304 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,159 IS REEF HAWK SINGLE??? 305 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,076 FAVORITE MOVIE STARS 306 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,953 REEF HAWK VIDEO 307 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,205 REEF HAWK RECEIVES AWARD 308 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,664 REEF HAWK'S PROOF THAT YOU ARE THE BEST CELEBRITY! 309 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,002 IS REEF HAWK AN ASSHOLE? 310 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,212 BY REEF HAWK FANS STILL LOVED 311 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,297 HOLLYWOOD'S BEST PEOPLE 312 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,137 I'm the assistant of all these people He said he didn't love me. 313 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,555 Am I an ass? 314 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,315 To answer this Would you like to wait a little longer? 315 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,942 - Only to people you interact with. - Yes like that. 316 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,276 - Not for fans or anything. - No. 317 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,197 I think success blows your mind It may have been a period. 318 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,990 Maybe with people 319 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,493 about how you talk You weren't super thoughtful. 320 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,036 And now you are very aware. 321 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,289 But until a few years ago act like a secret jerk 322 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,874 He could get away with it. 323 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,044 We've known each other for 40 years. We stood by and supported each other. 324 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,172 We always knew the person on the inside. 325 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,216 Yes, and don't be hard on yourself. 326 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,301 literally You were under the influence of drugs. 327 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,970 Supporting you now that you're sober 328 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,179 much easier. 329 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,224 At least you are in the center That spooky one you use to buy heroin 330 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,351 from the baby store We don't have to buy it. 331 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,396 Run away to the cleaners, empty, naked baby I had to explain 332 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,940 do you know? I had to look up the Spanish version of this: 333 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,902 "Don't worry Maria. "Not for sex, but for drugs." 334 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,364 Meanwhile, in the center There is no parking at the heroin baby store. 335 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,994 Yes. 336 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,914 Things got worse. 337 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,542 It was very scary. 338 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,045 That look in your eyes I don't want to see it again. 339 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,924 You won't see it. 340 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,677 Then let's do what Ira says. 341 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,263 Apologize and find the person who blackmailed you. 342 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,473 Ira always gets you out of it. 343 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:14,474 It will be a lot of fun. 344 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,895 Apology in advance/who-is-blackmailing-reef I'm preparing a song list for the tour. 345 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,771 Hey Siri, 346 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,273 me in extreme crisis 347 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,276 for a middle aged man make a playlist. 348 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,861 But keep it fun and slutty. 349 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,362 And skinny. 350 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,798 Let me know if you're at a party 351 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,301 He said when he saw us at the club Don't join the tribe 352 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,346 I hate blackmail 353 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:56,683 But the good thing is the stupid whores in high school We can all wander around together like 354 00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:00,103 - and I'm obsessed with this part of blackmail. - Beyond. 355 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,315 What I really like is To be here with you... 356 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,398 - Yes. - …Reef. 357 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,401 Guess what else I brought with me? 358 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445 Wow. Will we smoke? 359 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,907 We will not smoke. We're 120 years old, okay? 360 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,243 - We'll pretend to drink it. - Yes. 361 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,371 Children these days I can't believe you smoke an e-cigarette. 362 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,582 - They're so gay. - They're such losers. 363 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,167 If I see a child smoking runs towards him, 364 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,171 pushes him and I'd say, "Nice look, virgin." 365 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,260 They talk very uselessly. 366 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,720 Oh fuck. I haven't seen this guy in like 30 years 367 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,557 And now I'll be late to apologize and I… 368 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,392 I'll look like an even meaner person. 369 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,187 As I always say, It's not an apology unless you use force. 370 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,565 Get in there and dominate her, baby. 371 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,068 I love weird humor with my friends. 372 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:54,157 You know, kid, it's called Reef in Oakwoods I found a man, just like you 373 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,076 and I bought it. 374 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,245 On this table. 375 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,454 Just like you. 376 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,747 Right here, on this table. 377 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,917 Reef to work with you I can't wait. 378 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,086 One day our programs I know it will match. 379 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,629 We are two silverbacks in the same cage 380 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:11,049 that they let us beat our chests can you imagine? 381 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,843 I'd sit down and order a salad 382 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,052 but for the Valtrex commercial 383 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,971 - I have a meeting at 16.30. - Valtrex? 384 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,807 Yes. woman with genital herpes for the role of his grandson. 385 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,559 He's actually a pretty complex character. 386 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,394 I love it. Is Ellen doing the picking? 387 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,730 - Yes. Ellen is a very sweet girl. - Ok. I know it is. 388 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:25,814 And we love it. 389 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,108 Fuck it. I'm late. 390 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,276 It's a beautiful day, guys. 391 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,028 Ok. Hey, screw them, okay? 392 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,613 I always do and always will. 393 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:34,907 Wow. 394 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,915 I quit smoking. It's been sixteen days. 395 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:43,999 Sorry. 396 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,460 - That's great, Red. - Yes, thank you. 397 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,170 Red Rodríguez. 398 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,631 Manager of the stars. 399 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,466 Always bet on Red, baby. 400 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,550 Yes. 401 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,512 I'm still scratching my head here. 402 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,392 Rejection. 403 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,564 I came here to apologize to you. 404 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,693 Can I ask you something, Reef? 405 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,195 Of course. 406 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,740 What are you apologizing for? 407 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,078 I'm really sorry I kicked you out. 408 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,462 With you by the pool I remember meeting you 409 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,298 and you had no front teeth, you know? 410 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,968 You were so cute. 411 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,596 You were really there for me then. 412 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,307 I was, I was. 413 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,978 But there was that damn light inside. 414 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,564 You would brighten my days. 415 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,149 I'm not just talking about work. Your work was always great. 416 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,609 But you… 417 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,654 You started to find a job… 418 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,282 And there it is. 419 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,244 There it is, huh? 420 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:06,039 I must say I'm proud, Not just because I'm your manager... 421 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,124 You know… 422 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:12,212 It was like it was me somehow I was very proud. 423 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:17,467 Then you started running around Hollywood, You were taking small roles in movies 424 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,929 You were going to clubs, finding women and I started to get nervous. 425 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,266 Just get in trouble for your career It's not that I don't want it to come in, 426 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,561 from getting into trouble for yourself too. I was worried. 427 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,814 I was hearing things. 428 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,985 I mean weed and stuff, I know them, okay But I was hearing harsher things. 429 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,196 Harder things. 430 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:41,408 And how to deal with it I didn't know. 431 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,911 At that time I did my best I did my best. 432 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,623 I wanted to spank you 433 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,458 But I still worked for you. 434 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,294 Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was. 435 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,006 You know, with this whole thing. I just didn't know. 436 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,513 Maybe I acted right maybe I did the right thing… 437 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:05,849 Maybe I didn't. 438 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,938 I seriously don't know. What is right in this situation? I don't know what's wrong. 439 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,273 Anyway. 440 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,692 Look, I didn't expect you to stay. I didn't expect this. 441 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:18,320 I know... Now it's for you I know I'm a joke. 442 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,531 Bowling alley, roulette wheel. 443 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,866 I know who I am. 444 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,118 I know what I am. 445 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:30,332 I'm the guy you'll let go if I do my job right. 446 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,000 Is it ok? 447 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,877 I know this. No problem. 448 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,049 I loved you crazy little pricks. 449 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,342 I really liked it. 450 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,094 But you were different. 451 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,804 You were different. You… 452 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,431 You were like family to me. 453 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:48,684 Yes. 454 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,272 Yes. 455 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:59,820 And you know what makes me sad, The fact that none of you picked up the phone. 456 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:02,781 Not even one of you. 457 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:04,867 always with you, 458 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,244 Our last conversation was our last conversation. 459 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:12,332 All I want is to pick up the phone 460 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,085 It was hearing “Hi, Red.” 461 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:22,968 You could have called me. 462 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,724 You didn't have your number. 463 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,032 REEF HAWK IS AN AMERICAN ACTOR… 464 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,037 REEF HAWK FIRED HIS MANAGER 465 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,538 Hello. 466 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,373 I'm a big fan of yours I wanted to say. 467 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:56,460 - Thank you, I appreciate it. - Yes. 468 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,961 Dude, you're the fucking Reef Hawk. 469 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,379 Wow! Are you serious? 470 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,715 - There was a period when… - …ecstasy on a night out… 471 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,925 …I didn't talk to my son for three years. 472 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,760 …11 years ago in Sydney. 473 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,178 …you and Sean Penn. 474 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,096 I ejaculated in her ass because she was on her period. 475 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,767 Leaving aside my feelings about the movie technically great. 476 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,269 I must confess It feels like you cum in my ass. 477 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,687 Actually. 478 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,231 What's your phone number? 479 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,988 Hey, buddy, excuse me. Hey. 480 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,074 Hey, I don't want to interrupt you. I never do this. 481 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,116 I'm a big fan. 482 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,494 I'm here to expose you or disturb you. I didn't come. 483 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:34,581 I just rented this for a while I wanted to say and introduce myself. 484 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,751 -Reef. - Yes I know. 485 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,338 I'm Buddy. I'm everyone's best friend. 486 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,924 A few people will come today. 487 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,510 If we make noise, rap music or something, tell me. 488 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,720 We have tons of food. Some celebrities will also come. 489 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,055 Beautiful, wonderful. 490 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:54,184 Honey, McLaren takes both places, Yudi also comes from Nobu. 491 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,269 I'll handle it. 492 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,687 Honey, don't stand. You should lie down. 493 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,940 Dr. While Crane was pregnant How many cigarettes did he say I could smoke? 494 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,567 He said zero. 495 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,695 Hey, I know you. You dated my grandmother. 496 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,406 This is Reef. 497 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,699 I'm glad, Queef. 498 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,079 Damn it, man. 499 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,539 It will be my first child. 500 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,291 Congratulations. 501 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,126 I'm like a child with a child. 502 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,836 But I'm under 60. 503 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,380 They call it young dad from Malibu. 504 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:26,633 Do you have children? 505 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,385 No. 506 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,761 Yes. I had read it. 507 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,639 Fuck, you're lucky, man. 508 00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,851 You can party 24/7. I have to deal with this shit. 509 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,104 Anyway, love, buddy. 510 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,148 Enjoy. 511 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,859 I always do and will do so. 512 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:48,697 "Man's Search for Meaning." 513 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,741 It's like the most literary Holocaust book. 514 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,619 After my parents divorced My therapist gave it to me. 515 00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:57,581 Divorce in a way It was my family's personal genocide. 516 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,834 Do you understand? The mistress was like Hitler. 517 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,295 My mother was like Jesse Jackson, 518 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,964 Because he runs so fast The black man who won the medal. 519 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,509 -Jesse Owens. -Jesse Owens. 520 00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,469 I was like Anne Frank 521 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,055 Because I was hiding from my shame. 522 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,599 This book taught me not to hide anymore. 523 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,560 I don't think you should either. So I'm giving this to you. 524 00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:19,937 It will be good for you. 525 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,313 Excuse me. 526 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,398 Yes. Let me leave you alone. 527 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,526 Ira, what's going on? 528 00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:26,985 Fuck Bubbi, I got you I'm so glad. Holy crap. 529 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:29,029 - What happened? - After I left home 530 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:29,947 Have you seen a pair of sunglasses? 531 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,907 I feel like I'm going crazy looking for him. Chanel glasses. 532 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,534 Ira, are you kidding me? 533 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,494 No, I know. I don't splurge like that. 534 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,247 Ira, you scared the hell out of me. I thought something leaked 535 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,082 or that something terrible happened to the video. 536 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,626 - Damn it. Did something happen? - I'm asking you! 537 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,712 - Are you serious? - I'm having fun with you. 538 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:47,714 But really, things are not going well. 539 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:48,799 I have nothing in my hand. 540 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,468 to apologize to people You must continue. Is it ok? 541 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,554 Hey, Bubbi, I seem distracted I'm sorry if it's visible. 542 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:54,805 I'm getting serum right now. 543 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,599 I'm also in couples therapy and I play chess. 544 00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,434 I'll call you when I hear something. 545 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,984 To make their job easier what's going on 546 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,319 As if you don't know? Do you want me to behave or… 547 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,238 Or…or what? 548 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,656 Let me think. 549 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:16,952 Crazy between me and one person in my life I may want to pretend it doesn't exist. 550 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,036 Of course. 551 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,247 What blackmail? 552 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,376 Thanks, Sammy. 553 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,671 It's been too long, mom. 554 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,757 That's what happened. 555 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,678 I need to apologize to you... 556 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,308 …there are so many things… 557 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:44,563 First of all, you usually have this kind of entertainment. 558 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:50,027 I was very rude about you joining. 559 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,695 I'm sorry about that. 560 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,951 Fuck, sorry. 561 00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,037 Do this one more time Can we try, honey? 562 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,164 The tag was not turned towards the camera 563 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,458 And it was a very emotional moment. 564 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,543 I was very touched. Really. 565 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:10,214 I have to make sure it's available because my content partners need it. 566 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,342 Sometimes so that the mother can wet her beak you have to tickle them. 567 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:18,764 My son can be a star But I am a big planet. 568 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,229 This is for so many reasons. It's triggering and it sucks, 569 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:26,939 I can't tell you enough. 570 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,733 Didn't you come here to apologize to me? 571 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:33,570 Yes. You can only apologize on the show If we do you accept 572 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,990 And even though you're already on the show It gives me goosebumps. 573 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:40,410 Okay, we'll get to that in a moment, You smug bastard. 574 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,665 But for starters, you came, right? 575 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,542 You smelling truffles You are the famous piggy. 576 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,919 - Just like your mother. - I wanted to please you. 577 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,381 I became famous to please you. 578 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:57,261 For nine years of my life I supported your career every day. 579 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,848 I needed a parent, not a business partner. 580 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:04,476 When you were little, every day You'd beg me to be on TV. 581 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,561 You begged. 582 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,856 I'm talking about tantrums, from tantrums that last for days. 583 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:13,110 Tantrums, making a scene, screaming, to continue without stopping. 584 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:14,736 I didn't know what to do. 585 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,281 I was 25 years old and you were six years old. 586 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:22,661 So I moved us across the country, from your father, from my husband, 587 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,956 away from my family, away from my support system… 588 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:29,710 To a shitty little rental house in the Valley. 589 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,838 So that every day I was able to take him to the audition. 590 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:34,840 You were my focus. 591 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:37,509 Your father left us. 592 00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,803 He not only abandoned you, but also me. 593 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,805 I sacrificed my marriage. 594 00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:48,270 When you were 25 Who were you sacrificing for, Reef? 595 00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:51,481 But then something incredible happened. 596 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,735 Your dreams have come true. 597 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:58,447 When I was a little nothing in the middle of nowhere 598 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:03,327 My son is suddenly on the Tonight Show He started singing and dancing. 599 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,163 You became a great, famous actor. 600 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,166 You got everything you wanted. 601 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,793 Mother. 602 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:14,755 I was a child. 603 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,134 Children don't know what they want. 604 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,679 Children want to be astronauts. 605 00:29:22,763 --> 00:29:26,058 Yes, and some actually become astronauts. 606 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,894 Their dreams are made by their mothers supported. 607 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:32,147 Mom, I used myself and felt exploited. 608 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:36,735 When I appeared on this show you stopped seeing me 609 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,322 You stopped talking to me. 610 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,407 With your fucking mother. 611 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,418 You are right. 612 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:58,966 I am sad. 613 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:02,553 This is not true. 614 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,644 This after "You're right", From "I'm sorry, that's not right" 615 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,896 can we get it first? 616 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,023 by me I want a different reaction. 617 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,860 No more! 618 00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:20,445 - Have you seen? - What? 619 00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:23,740 You even make a moment like this for show. 620 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,159 You're doing it for the show. 621 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,288 Actually, I was feeling it at that moment. 622 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:31,582 I didn't say anything about your comment. 623 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:35,544 I ate. Your presentation was very strong. 624 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:39,715 I'm just crying and I wanted one where I didn't cry. 625 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,717 So the editor will have options. 626 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:44,845 What's an apology, Reef? 627 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,889 For you? For me? 628 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:50,976 Isn't apology a show too? 629 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,437 This was such a shitty idea. 630 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:56,648 You're done. 631 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:59,193 It's not all one thing, Reef. 632 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,489 Yeah, I want to be great on the show but I mean everything in this conversation. 633 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:08,327 Cameras are recording Doesn't mean it's not real. 634 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:12,289 It is also performative Doesn't mean it's not true. 635 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,790 Why can't it be both? 636 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:18,670 you and me We see things very differently, Reef. 637 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,173 I accepted this. 638 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,342 I hope you will accept it one day. 639 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:26,261 I'm not trying to change you. 640 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,431 Don't try to change me either. 641 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:39,316 Kyle, your withdrawal dog is here. 642 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,903 Do you want me to let you in? Or do you a favor and someone will be with you? 643 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,279 Should I kill him so he can get out? 644 00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:48,158 Put it under that window over there, kids. Thanks. 645 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:50,494 I shouldn't be moving this couch right now. 646 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,329 I'm so nauseous today. 647 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:54,915 Maybe you're pregnant, dear. 648 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,668 in front of General Nutrition 649 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,711 you have a romantic relationship with that homeless gentleman 650 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,421 Wasn't she using birth control? 651 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,716 - My baby. - Sir? 652 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,302 I am as much as you I am at risk of getting pregnant. 653 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,596 - Because you're old. - Yes. 654 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,181 That's what that part means. 655 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,850 Just because he understands the math I wanted to make sure. 656 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,893 Yes. I understand Thank you. 657 00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:18,188 And Reef with nothing on Housewives I know you won't bother... 658 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,523 - Yes. - …but your mother 659 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,441 It's huge and iconic. 660 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:24,152 Like, what was he wearing? I need details. 661 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:26,196 Baby, drop the mommy thing, okay? 662 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,282 We all want to know what you're wearing Even though we are dying. 663 00:32:28,365 --> 00:32:29,741 No, it's okay. 664 00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:30,993 But not him. 665 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,453 Not that. 666 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,041 Ok. 667 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,047 Reef! 668 00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:53,432 IRA CRISIS LAWYER - INCOMING CALL 669 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,769 - Hello? - Be at my office in an hour. 670 00:32:57,853 --> 00:32:59,980 I built a dream team for you, Bubbi. 671 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:01,398 Be here in an hour. 672 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:09,573 My dear friends, we gathered today because to protect our son Reef Hawk 673 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,242 and our combined genius to wash in water 674 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,537 greatest band ever I put it together. 675 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:17,497 Nothing? 676 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:18,999 Prince? 677 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,001 Anyway. 678 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:24,796 Reef, now you I'd like to introduce you to your new crisis team. 679 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,800 Or the name I call it With the R-R-R-R-R-Reef Unit. 680 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:31,428 Nobody laughed. 681 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:32,596 Ok. Tough audience. 682 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,682 With one of the best people who do this job I will start. 683 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:39,436 One of the most famous lawyers in the world, 684 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:44,316 women whose rights have been violated The most legendary defender! 685 00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:47,736 Legal reach is wide and long 686 00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:50,405 and man, you know you don't care! 687 00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:51,907 Ira. 688 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:57,412 Ladies and gentlemen, Virginia Allen-Green! 689 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,831 Reef, it's nice to meet you. 690 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:04,461 Women who are victims of terrible men Don't you represent? 691 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:05,629 Not if I hire him first. 692 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,381 I… I didn't… 693 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,257 - I know. - We know. 694 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,217 - We know, Bubbi. - of this 695 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:14,847 If I thought there was something like MeToo I wouldn't accept it. 696 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,558 - But then… - It's not like that. 697 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:18,809 - We know. - No. 698 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,310 - I know. He knows. - I know. 699 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:21,353 - We know. - Yes, we know. 700 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,021 We know. 701 00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:24,438 I, of course I know. 702 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:27,734 But if you did Virginia You'll want it here, Bubbi. 703 00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:30,112 Speaking of which, now you 704 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,489 from the Three Tenors of mischief I want to introduce you to the third one. 705 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:39,288 Ladies and gentlemen, sultan of social justice, 706 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:42,416 rabbi of race relations! 707 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,129 Brings sexy back 708 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,089 To the Civil Rights Movement. 709 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,174 Ira. 710 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:54,678 He's been preaching since he was three years old and his soul is so tired! 711 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:59,016 Father Leondrus Carter! 712 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:00,642 Shut up Ira. 713 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:02,603 Because we worked together last time still angry. 714 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:06,523 Yeah 'cause you ruined everything, You disgraced me and my client. 715 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:08,817 Here we go again. Have you been following the Jussie Smollett thing? 716 00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:12,070 Two racist men beating black actor 717 00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:13,989 and finally by him Is it a case of being trapped? 718 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:16,909 Leon and I at lunch one day We found this. Great idea. 719 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:19,703 We rolled it out all over the city and Jussie was the most passionate about the project. 720 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,330 Sometimes these things is done by reverse engineering, 721 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,040 Idea comes before talent. 722 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,000 A movie studio has a series 723 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,628 - but like it doesn't have a star. - Then tell me what happened, Ira. 724 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:30,088 You are such a hypocrite, Leon. You are one of my best friends, 725 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:32,341 I love you more than my life but you are a hypocrite. 726 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,885 Always more black men You're coming down on me about hiring, 727 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:37,137 I want them to beat Jussie I hired two black men. 728 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:41,433 I don't grow with grace and suddenly I'm not an asshole! 729 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,519 Hate crime against a black man to commit white supremacists 730 00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:45,437 You hired two black men to play! 731 00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:46,522 You stupid son of a bitch. 732 00:35:46,605 --> 00:35:47,689 It's impossible to keep up. 733 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:50,150 Hire black people, don't hire black people. Decide! 734 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,236 I don't have to explain this. 735 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:55,531 Two years ago, even a black frame You act like I didn't share it. 736 00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:57,241 You saw it too. I posted a story. 737 00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:00,327 It wasn't in my permanent space But I posted the black square in the story. 738 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:05,499 I know who you are And I'm your fan, Father. 739 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:07,334 But why is he on our team? 740 00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,005 So that you don't say that word in that video I pray to God. 741 00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:13,131 What? 742 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:14,758 No! I never say. 743 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,260 - I know. - We know. 744 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,261 - We know. - Yes, no problem. 745 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,846 - We know, I know, he knows. - Yes. 746 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:20,347 - We know. - Of course we know. 747 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:23,225 - We know, brother. - But if you did… 748 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,561 I'm going to fuck you up. 749 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:28,021 And then 750 00:36:28,939 --> 00:36:32,025 holding hands through the fire We will walk together brother. 751 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,361 I'm not racist. 752 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:38,615 Reef, although we fully believe you are not a racist 753 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,785 We know he does racist things. 754 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,078 This is a very common situation, 755 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:46,874 but in your position extremely dangerous. 756 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:47,958 I'm Unis Kim. 757 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:49,376 I am a lawyer and activist. 758 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:53,755 I'm here because I'm "Imitating Asians" I started the hashtag "Stop Doing". 759 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:54,882 In the meantime, I quit. 760 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:57,092 - We noticed. Thank you for that. - Thank you. 761 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:59,595 Reef, the scene from the movie Do you remember… 762 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,097 God, I hate calling it a movie… 763 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:08,770 Titty School Six: Let's Dive Into Tits You acted in something called. 764 00:37:08,854 --> 00:37:10,564 What Ira buried when he became famous… 765 00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:14,359 …80s low budget teen comedy. We think someone might have found it. 766 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:16,528 Do you remember a scene from that movie? 767 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:19,489 Your character Israel Boner Shartstein… 768 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:20,824 …girls' bras and panties 769 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:23,118 breaking into a girls' dormitory to steal Was he assigned? 770 00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,162 And to carry out this robbery 771 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:26,747 as your character 772 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,708 to sneak into a sorority Did you dress like a geisha? 773 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,961 Some people think you're against Asians. To lynch you for being a racist 774 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:36,882 this scene in a modern context We think you can use it. 775 00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:38,926 It was a scene in a stupid movie. 776 00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:41,386 It wasn't me, it was a character in the movie. 777 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,013 It doesn't matter. Hey, wait. 778 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,723 Where is Moshe from the Anti-Semitism Committee? 779 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:45,849 We looked at the numbers. 780 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,770 Hatred of Jews can ruin one's career It turned out that it had no negative effects. 781 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:51,271 In fact, it might even help. 782 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,024 Sounds weird. 783 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:55,817 - sounds like an acid trip. - So 784 00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:57,903 that you may have done in your life 785 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,613 every hypothetical awful thing Are you going over it? 786 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,697 - Yes. - On Tuesday 787 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:03,492 to the messages I wrote to the dry cleaner If we did, I wouldn't work again. 788 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:07,788 So, from beginning to end I felt like fire had touched my skin. 789 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:10,165 I hate how they put you through this. 790 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:11,667 I hate it when you're sad. 791 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,378 You know, when you got clean I was thinking 792 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:18,340 How come no AA? or did not participate in a similar program 793 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:22,928 Because people will recognize you, Because they'll know there's a problem 794 00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:26,974 and how this will affect your image You were so scared. 795 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:30,352 But most of all this It's about taking the steps, right? 796 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:32,145 Apologizing to people you hurt. 797 00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:37,025 Maybe all this Because of the dependence of the universe 798 00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:40,863 from people who were harmed It's a way of making you apologize. 799 00:38:43,532 --> 00:38:47,244 I'm sure he'll appreciate your apology There are lots of people. 800 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,039 Right, Xander? 801 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,834 Yes. 802 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,378 Of course. 803 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:03,886 You are right. 804 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:09,141 Damn, this is so hard. 805 00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:15,355 I need to apologize… 806 00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:21,904 …from Savannah. 807 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:28,493 Yes. 808 00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:32,831 I'll try to be back before dinner. but thank you. 809 00:39:32,915 --> 00:39:34,208 - Thank. - Thanks. 810 00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,922 What the hell? 811 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,715 I don't even know what I said. 812 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:43,008 - It's like… - It's just… 813 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:44,593 What happened? 814 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:46,345 Why me… 815 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:48,180 - I'm so stupid. - My baby. No, you're right about that. 816 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:50,265 - No, this is stupid. - Come here. 817 00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:53,101 I don't think you're stupid. 818 00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:04,196 ON REEF HAWK SUCCESS 819 00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:05,280 IS REEF HAWK SINGLE??? 820 00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:07,950 REEF HAWK DRUG 821 00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:09,368 REEF HAWK REMEMBER… 822 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,203 ARTICLES ABOUT REEF HAWK AMERICA'S FAVORITE STARS 823 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:15,165 REEF HAWK BAD PERSON 824 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:18,961 REEF HAWK IN PERSON! 825 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:20,128 PAST PAST BEST REEF HAWK MOVIES 826 00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:22,214 FAVORITE MOVIE STARS 827 00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,292 reef 828 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,504 savannah 829 00:41:03,172 --> 00:41:04,214 We are here. 830 00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:06,758 You're so annoying, man. 831 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:10,220 I might hate you or I might want to kill you 832 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:13,182 I can even forget you But then you sit across from me 833 00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:15,475 And you're still that silly kid, 834 00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,812 In the ventilation at the back of the shopping mall You're setting off fireworks. 835 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:20,522 You almost went deaf. 836 00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:23,859 Oh my god. I haven't thought about him in a long time. 837 00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,402 Little fool. 838 00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:28,822 He always shows off to everyone, becomes the center of attention. 839 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,993 But I always loved you in moments like these. 840 00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:37,122 Just the two of us talking. 841 00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:40,334 When there's no one to show off. 842 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,635 I did it. Photo finish. 843 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,221 Don't worry, they're not from you. 844 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:53,680 This isn't funny at all. 845 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,183 Ok Reef. 846 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:59,102 Do they have your sense of humor? 847 00:41:59,811 --> 00:42:00,979 They are smarter than me. 848 00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:04,066 Let's hope they make better choices. 849 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,619 Because I let you down I'm so sorry. 850 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,089 How can I express this correctly? 851 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:31,927 Without beating around the bush I want to use the right words. 852 00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,267 You are not a good person. 853 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,651 I spent years of my life for you. 854 00:42:48,527 --> 00:42:49,570 I spent it with you. 855 00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:53,699 And I spent it on you Because it's always about you, Reef. 856 00:42:57,494 --> 00:43:03,083 Let me guess. Xander and Kyle They weren't this honest with you. 857 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:06,170 Regarding your behavior in these conversations. 858 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:08,839 lying to you They had no problems. 859 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:10,340 Or for you. 860 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:16,138 Yeah, with that kind of realism You can't stay long. Right, Reef? 861 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,436 But I'm not around anymore. 862 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:25,439 Thank God. 863 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,152 Because after the last thing... 864 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:36,742 The last thing. 865 00:43:39,077 --> 00:43:40,495 Yes. 866 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:44,833 To finally realize this For a good and faithful man to love me 867 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:49,963 I had to allow it. Only when I'm depressed 868 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:52,382 When I'm alone, between movies... 869 00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:57,888 …or just when you're bored… 870 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:01,850 …you will run and play… 871 00:44:04,436 --> 00:44:05,729 …I am not a distraction. 872 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:09,733 And when something great happens You will get rid of me. 873 00:44:11,568 --> 00:44:12,569 Yes, you are not. 874 00:44:13,111 --> 00:44:14,321 TRUE. 875 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:29,294 To tell you all this I thought it would make me happy. 876 00:44:33,257 --> 00:44:34,258 But it doesn't. 877 00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:39,054 My family makes me happy. 878 00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:43,058 My children… My children make me happy. 879 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,162 Ira? 880 00:45:04,246 --> 00:45:06,039 I want you to come to my office right away, Bubbi. 881 00:45:06,123 --> 00:45:08,625 I arranged a meeting with the man. Ready to bargain. 882 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,794 Same seats. Damn it. I have to go. 883 00:45:10,878 --> 00:45:13,755 Adam Driver bought a pet chimpanzee and smashed a woman's face in the shopping mall. 884 00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:15,591 They are so sweet when you buy them but then… 885 00:45:15,674 --> 00:45:16,675 Wait. Ira! 886 00:45:30,147 --> 00:45:31,857 Ira, we got him on the line. 887 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,984 Ok. This much. To your places. Is it ok? 888 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,068 Tie it up. 889 00:45:35,986 --> 00:45:37,863 Hey, Ira. Hi. How's it going? 890 00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:41,283 Everything is fine here. in the office I do a million things alone. 891 00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:42,367 Of course. 892 00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:45,329 From the sound of the speaker and the conference from the cavernous echo in his room 893 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,830 I can say that he is the only one there. 894 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:48,582 Fuck you. What's wrong? 895 00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:52,002 Virginia, Leondrus and your team too I assume it's with you. 896 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:54,213 - Hello everyone. - No. Wrong again. 897 00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:56,006 Ok Ira. 898 00:45:56,089 --> 00:46:01,512 Hey. By the way, Reef, if you're there too, which I'm pretty sure it is… 899 00:46:02,179 --> 00:46:04,097 who has been renting a house for the last few months 900 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:06,934 I'm your neighbor I must explain legally. 901 00:46:07,476 --> 00:46:09,019 What the hell is this? 902 00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:14,483 "To explain legally." Since when are you a stickler for the law? 903 00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,277 Ok. You know, not legally but between two friends 904 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:20,364 I thought I should tell you this. It felt awful not to tell. 905 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,157 Ok. What's here? 906 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:26,745 Ok. You know, it's too much I can't explain anything, but the highest 907 00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,790 to the media organization that made the offer I bought a video from someone who wanted to sell it. 908 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:32,918 First purchase opportunity I want to present it to Reef. 909 00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:35,838 How generous you are. 910 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:38,674 About video All I can tell you is this: 911 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:49,476 He cums. 912 00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:58,068 The price is 15 million. The deadline is Tuesday at 10:00. 913 00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:00,612 Thanks. 914 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,158 Come on. 915 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:09,830 "He's cumming." 916 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:13,750 "He's cumming." 917 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:16,170 - Oh my God. - "He's cumming." 918 00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:18,255 "He's cumming." 919 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:23,135 Come on. 920 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:26,388 This is the worst moment of my life. 921 00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:28,765 "He's cumming." 922 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:32,978 I accept this. 923 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:34,938 I accept. 924 00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:40,903 But that ejaculation is bad who said? Isn't it? 925 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:42,362 - Yes, that's a good thing. - Yes. 926 00:47:42,446 --> 00:47:44,031 - It's not a bad thing at all. - I'm sex positive. 927 00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:46,158 - Cum makes babies. - Yes. 928 00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:47,701 Babies grow up to become doctors. 929 00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:49,536 Doctors heal us. 930 00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,079 Technically he's right. 931 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:52,623 Do you know who was made to cum? 932 00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:54,917 - Oh. - I wasn't made by cumming. 933 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,918 You definitely are. 934 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:57,419 Even Reef Hawk does. 935 00:47:57,503 --> 00:47:58,670 Dramatic pause. 936 00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:00,255 Matinee idol. 937 00:48:00,797 --> 00:48:03,217 Grauman's Chinese on the sidewalk handprints. 938 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:06,428 Made with 100 percent ejaculation. 939 00:48:06,512 --> 00:48:10,265 I believe in the depth of this discussion. 940 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:13,644 This is the young lady here. Come on. 941 00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:17,356 I felt wrong even saying it. 942 00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:20,859 But while saying this I ask you to listen to me. 943 00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:25,531 If there is no ejaculation No one in this room would be here. 944 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:28,116 Am I right? 945 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:31,078 Cheers. 946 00:48:31,954 --> 00:48:32,955 If you want. 947 00:48:33,497 --> 00:48:35,040 If you want. 948 00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:40,963 - No! - Stop. Bubbi. 949 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:43,507 You don't understand, Ira. You don't understand. 950 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,759 I was very careful! 951 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:47,010 Hey. You're okay. 952 00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:49,930 I've never filmed myself. I've never been filmed with anyone. 953 00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:51,807 I was very careful! 954 00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:54,017 Why is this happening to me? 955 00:49:02,192 --> 00:49:03,318 What did you just say? 956 00:49:06,822 --> 00:49:08,323 Why is this happening to me? 957 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:10,117 No, before that. 958 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,205 "I was very careful." 959 00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:16,331 Before that. 960 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:22,337 "I've never filmed myself" and "I've never been filmed with anyone." 961 00:49:28,886 --> 00:49:29,887 What's up? 962 00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:34,349 What happened? 963 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:37,019 You were filmed without your permission. 964 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,816 This was non-consensual. 965 00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:45,694 - Virginia, do you want to explain? - I would like. 966 00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:49,907 No victim capitalism Have you heard of something like this, Reef? 967 00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:51,950 No. 968 00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:54,328 When you were a kid, you wanted to be an actor. 969 00:49:54,411 --> 00:49:58,874 You wanted to be a talented artist This would make you rich and famous. 970 00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:02,169 You were part of a generation of talent. 971 00:50:02,252 --> 00:50:05,672 But people work hard and he's tired of being too good at something. 972 00:50:05,756 --> 00:50:08,091 Why are you working so hard? It's so tiring. 973 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,344 And the chances of success are very low. 974 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,888 Thus came the Kardashians. 975 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:14,973 Big bang. 976 00:50:15,057 --> 00:50:17,476 Culture of attention. 977 00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:20,521 This is huge. 978 00:50:20,604 --> 00:50:22,564 To become famous now no need to do anything special. 979 00:50:22,648 --> 00:50:23,815 You just have to be. 980 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:27,361 to attract attention You must make enough noise. 981 00:50:27,444 --> 00:50:29,821 All kinds of noise. Any interest. 982 00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:33,075 This brings us to social media brings it to its birth. 983 00:50:33,158 --> 00:50:36,119 Now everyone with a phone can have it with the push of a button. 984 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:39,164 That sweet, sweet nectar of attention. 985 00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:42,209 And then it fired. 986 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:44,253 Spark. 987 00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:46,588 Victimization. 988 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:52,928 Being rich and famous in this culture The only way is to become a victim. 989 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:54,304 Victim capitalism. 990 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,849 In our modern society The best you can be is victimization. 991 00:50:56,932 --> 00:51:02,646 And you, Reef Hawk, white, middle-aged, rich, famous, 992 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:07,818 You're a heterosexual movie star And you are truly a victim. 993 00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,319 There is no one like you. 994 00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:11,446 This will be the biggest year of his career. 995 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,282 bigger than ever you will be a star. 996 00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:14,783 what should we do you know, right? 997 00:51:14,867 --> 00:51:15,909 We have only one move. 998 00:51:15,993 --> 00:51:17,870 Live interview. 999 00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:20,581 This is true. A live interview He cuts him from his knees. 1000 00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:23,375 Before they leak talk about video 1001 00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:26,378 It makes you a victim and gives us leverage. 1002 00:51:28,338 --> 00:51:30,090 God, where are they? 1003 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,010 We will be late. 1004 00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:35,387 Is everything ok? 1005 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:36,471 Yes. 1006 00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:39,183 I'm just running a little late and one day a week 1007 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,809 I have to leave by a certain time. 1008 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:49,651 Hey, I know this is a lot. 1009 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,487 Sit with this tonight. 1010 00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:54,948 Absorb it. 1011 00:52:00,829 --> 00:52:01,830 Ira, 1012 00:52:03,624 --> 00:52:06,251 You have a really weird job. 1013 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:13,884 Like I'm in trouble You are waiting for a phone call. 1014 00:52:23,769 --> 00:52:25,020 Have you ever thought about Bubbi… 1015 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:30,150 Why so long? getting into trouble 1016 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,402 that you thought was normal? 1017 00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:37,074 Everyone is a psychopath when they're young. 1018 00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:39,117 I'm number one. 1019 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:44,665 But for everyone else in the world 1020 00:52:44,748 --> 00:52:48,752 all these people They can't act like this forever. 1021 00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:54,883 Real life hit me like a train. 1022 00:52:57,845 --> 00:53:00,222 But when my phone rings And when it's you calling, I pick up. 1023 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:03,016 I always open it. 1024 00:53:07,729 --> 00:53:09,189 Here it is! 1025 00:53:09,857 --> 00:53:14,069 - Hey, hey! - I'm sorry, Ira. Traffic was bad. 1026 00:53:14,152 --> 00:53:15,904 - It's not important. L.A. Darling. - Too bad. 1027 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:17,531 Traffic. Come on. Are you crazy? 1028 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:19,616 My friend. Here it is. My son. 1029 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:20,659 Father! 1030 00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,078 -Are you too old to kiss your father? - Come on. 1031 00:53:23,161 --> 00:53:25,205 When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face. 1032 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:26,290 Father. 1033 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:30,210 You're still small and fat, I see myself as a stocky man. 1034 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:33,338 - I don't want to be late for the Dodgers game. - Yes I know. I don't like being late. 1035 00:53:33,422 --> 00:53:34,423 - I'm sorry, son. I… - Yes. 1036 00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:36,425 But Britney Spears We listened to the audiobook. 1037 00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:41,930 You live such a crazy life let me tell you. 1038 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:43,765 He is awesome. He sang at our wedding. 1039 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:45,893 Hey, do you know who this guy is? 1040 00:53:45,976 --> 00:53:47,978 -ReefHawk. - TRUE. 1041 00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,564 Your father's old client. 1042 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:55,277 I always wanted you to meet But Reef is always so busy. 1043 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,779 So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend? 1044 00:53:57,863 --> 00:54:00,824 It's a "girlfriend" thing. Fucking girlfriends all the time. 1045 00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:02,826 - Not at the moment. - Mine too. 1046 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,328 We are in the same boat. 1047 00:54:04,411 --> 00:54:06,830 That's what I tell him. He should keep his options open. 1048 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:10,334 Yes. My dad told me to keep my options open He said because I'm handsome. 1049 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:11,877 A cool and handsome man. 1050 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:13,921 Just like Reef. 1051 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:15,923 Hey, you should be wingmen for each other. 1052 00:54:16,006 --> 00:54:17,716 Just each other Try to leave some pussy. 1053 00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:20,010 Shut up, dad. 1054 00:54:20,093 --> 00:54:22,137 What do I always say? Keep your options open. 1055 00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:24,223 - Yes. - Never sign anything. 1056 00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:27,100 - Check Saudi money. - Check Saudi money. 1057 00:54:27,184 --> 00:54:28,727 - TRUE. - Ok. Hey. 1058 00:54:30,187 --> 00:54:31,188 We will speak tomorrow. 1059 00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,232 Have fun with the match. 1060 00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:36,777 - See you later, Reef. - I'm glad, man. 1061 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:39,363 Say no to alcohol and cocaine, Reef. 1062 00:54:40,739 --> 00:54:42,491 Hey. to you I told you not to tell anyone about this. 1063 00:54:42,574 --> 00:54:44,034 You're not supposed to repeat that shit. 1064 00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:45,369 Get in the car, guys. Let's go. 1065 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:52,042 IF YOU CAN SEPARATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST honk the horn 1066 00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:16,942 ReefHawk. 1067 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:20,487 Hi. 1068 00:55:20,571 --> 00:55:23,240 I think two years ago your father I read that he hanged himself, right? 1069 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,286 Very funny. Jennifer Egan I'm reading your new book 1070 00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:29,288 and the main character is the rock star, 1071 00:55:29,371 --> 00:55:32,082 her mother is appearing on a reality show and his father hangs himself. 1072 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,585 I mean, this is a rock star. 1073 00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:37,504 Not a movie star But it's very close, isn't it? 1074 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:45,262 Anyway, if you have a plane or something, check it out. 1075 00:55:45,888 --> 00:55:47,556 You read quickly. 1076 00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:59,443 what we all think Can I say? 1077 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:04,615 Acting like a victim A live, tell-all interview, 1078 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:08,744 what you should do It looks like the exact opposite. 1079 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:10,370 What's the alternative? 1080 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:13,415 What I've been working for my whole life Give up everything? 1081 00:56:13,957 --> 00:56:18,712 I have what everyone dreams of. I can't just throw it away. 1082 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:26,261 Let's sell everything and move to Hawaii. 1083 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:29,598 Let's open a smoothie stand or something. 1084 00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:32,184 Yes. That's it. 1085 00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:34,645 I'm going to open a smoothie stand. 1086 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:36,647 What a brilliant idea. 1087 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:39,983 lately You look a little out of sorts... 1088 00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:43,987 - I just want to make sure… - What do you want to make sure of? 1089 00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:49,618 Something important I'm hiding from you Are you implying that it is? 1090 00:56:49,701 --> 00:56:51,411 Reef, man. Just asking… 1091 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:52,996 I know what you're asking. 1092 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,915 I don't understand why you're making such a big deal about it. 1093 00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:57,334 That's why it's a big issue. 1094 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,794 Because questioning this, 1095 00:56:58,877 --> 00:57:02,965 Everything I've been for the last five years It means questioning your essence. 1096 00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:08,053 The one I fought and tried not to be And everything I promised. 1097 00:57:08,887 --> 00:57:12,891 So don't question it It's not just a question. 1098 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,269 Calling me a fraud. 1099 00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:18,605 So what are you asking? 1100 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:24,945 Don't swear at me. 1101 00:57:26,864 --> 00:57:31,118 Never talk to me like that. 1102 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:35,622 You are under great pressure and anxiety, 1103 00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:38,959 So I ask as someone who loves you: 1104 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,503 Are you strong about your sobriety? 1105 00:57:41,587 --> 00:57:45,424 Because in your eyes I won't see you again There's that look you promised. 1106 00:57:47,426 --> 00:57:48,927 How dare you? 1107 00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:51,930 How dare I? 1108 00:57:52,014 --> 00:57:55,559 I'm asking because sometimes I miss you 1109 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,812 because you can love yourself I am someone who loves more. 1110 00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:03,192 I'm asking because she's bitchy, 1111 00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:06,904 diva, movie star throw a tantrum and not being my friend for a month 1112 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:12,367 in a way that makes you think you died of an overdose I'd rather find it. 1113 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:18,290 You don't even remember But it was the worst moment of my life. 1114 00:58:22,628 --> 00:58:27,674 Dude, 56 years old, doing hard drugs again You may be a man who uses. 1115 00:58:27,758 --> 00:58:32,012 So I give these to you for me I'm not asking because it's fun. 1116 00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:38,602 My sobriety is stronger than steel. 1117 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:49,404 moving to Hawaii When it comes to opening a smoothie stand, 1118 00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:53,659 This may be within the realm of possibility for you. 1119 00:58:54,785 --> 00:58:57,079 – but honestly Kyle… - Yes. 1120 00:58:57,162 --> 00:58:59,915 …with your shitty life today 1121 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:04,169 will pretend to bond I don't have the patience or energy. 1122 00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:11,760 It's impossible for you to understand I live in an existence. 1123 00:59:11,844 --> 00:59:13,345 Fuck me. 1124 00:59:13,428 --> 00:59:14,930 You are right. 1125 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,807 I have no idea. 1126 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:21,186 I hope you do that huge interview 1127 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:24,606 and hopefully more famous and you become richer. 1128 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:26,024 You'll get more attention. 1129 00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:31,446 historically It seems like it was very helpful to you. 1130 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:35,075 And you know what? I love my life, my shitty little life. 1131 00:59:35,158 --> 00:59:39,371 Do you know why? I can be whoever I want. 1132 00:59:40,330 --> 00:59:41,373 Always. 1133 00:59:42,165 --> 00:59:45,169 To our thoughts about if only, from a group of people on the internet 1134 00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:47,754 You should have cared more, Reef. 1135 00:59:50,549 --> 00:59:53,177 And next time when you do a performative apology tour 1136 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:56,513 Add your two best friends to the list, you poor junkie. 1137 01:00:13,614 --> 01:00:15,324 Why are you still here? 1138 01:00:18,243 --> 01:00:21,496 I ordered food and I paid for it from the app. 1139 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:30,672 Why did you stay my friend, Xander? 1140 01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:41,183 I hate emotions so much. 1141 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,733 when we were in high school 1142 01:00:50,317 --> 01:00:52,736 coming from everyone's mouth One of the two words was "faggot." 1143 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:53,779 Including mine. 1144 01:00:53,862 --> 01:00:57,032 Once in 10th grade you had a sleepover 1145 01:00:57,115 --> 01:00:59,743 and openly to me You asked if I was homosexual. 1146 01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:03,956 I denied for hours and the big, We got into a screaming fight. 1147 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:07,417 And you told me… 1148 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,880 If I wasn't myself, you wouldn't be my friend either. 1149 01:01:13,549 --> 01:01:15,968 Our friendship with you It depended on me being myself. 1150 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,848 Because that would be very difficult to watch. 1151 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:32,025 When you act so disgusting, I choose to remember that person. 1152 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,402 There are three bags there. 1153 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,866 Hello. 1154 01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,492 Nice to see you Drew. 1155 01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:48,495 I'm glad to see you too. 1156 01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:50,581 Thanks for doing this, by the way. 1157 01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:51,790 So… 1158 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,417 I FUCK ON THE FIRST MEETING 1159 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,419 I think about you a lot these days. 1160 01:03:55,502 --> 01:04:02,467 How parallel our lives are and the things we experience. 1161 01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:07,347 This is a very, very unique experience. 1162 01:04:08,056 --> 01:04:09,516 Just like when we were kids. 1163 01:04:11,977 --> 01:04:17,816 Why did we do this and who did we do it for? 1164 01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:20,360 One minute to the live broadcast. 1165 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:23,197 You know what's funny? 1166 01:04:25,407 --> 01:04:27,075 I wouldn't like you. 1167 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,703 Is this funny? 1168 01:04:29,786 --> 01:04:32,372 You were always so cocky. Do you understand? 1169 01:04:32,456 --> 01:04:38,128 But then Virginia called me and said what's really going on 1170 01:04:38,795 --> 01:04:42,799 and as a victim When he tells you what he's going through... 1171 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:46,845 I mean, your willingness to talk about it 1172 01:04:46,929 --> 01:04:49,765 and share everything, sharing this with the world... 1173 01:04:50,474 --> 01:04:52,518 So, you are a hero. 1174 01:04:52,601 --> 01:04:55,187 Me too with that hero I want to do an interview. 1175 01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:07,241 It will be great. 1176 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:09,993 Yes. 1177 01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:17,000 I am going. 1178 01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:19,086 What? 1179 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,004 I'm leaving now. 1180 01:05:21,088 --> 01:05:23,632 - 30 seconds to live broadcast. - Stop. No. You can't. 1181 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:26,051 No. About other things too we can talk… 1182 01:05:26,134 --> 01:05:27,427 - So, what we need to talk about is… - Yes. 1183 01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:29,721 - …well but… - I don't want to do this. 1184 01:05:30,305 --> 01:05:31,348 But you are here. 1185 01:05:31,431 --> 01:05:32,683 - Why did you do this? - I'm really sorry. 1186 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:34,268 - I'm so sorry, Drew. - Did I say something? 1187 01:05:34,351 --> 01:05:35,185 You didn't say. 1188 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:38,856 But you can't do this. We are about to go live… 1189 01:05:38,939 --> 01:05:41,567 - How many seconds? - 10 seconds to live broadcast. 1190 01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:44,027 What the hell are you doing, Reef? 1191 01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,571 Damn. 1192 01:05:45,654 --> 01:05:49,157 You fucked me! I'm going to fuck you so bad! 1193 01:05:49,241 --> 01:05:52,369 I'll fall on you all like Ellen Sons of bitches! 1194 01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:54,663 Bubbi, hey, it worked. 1195 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:56,623 Ira, I'm leaving. 1196 01:05:56,707 --> 01:05:59,084 No, you don't understand. It worked. 1197 01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:01,461 What did it do? I didn't do the interview. 1198 01:06:01,545 --> 01:06:03,589 Yes. You didn't have to. 1199 01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:07,384 Even threatening him with a live interview I knew he would push it and it did. 1200 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:10,929 Watch the video of your ex-girlfriend It was an ordinary person who found it on his computer. 1201 01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:14,892 He gave up. I reduced it from 15 million to 35 thousand. 1202 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,768 thirty five thousand 1203 01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:19,938 and all this It will stay behind you for the rest of your life. 1204 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:27,529 Hello? 1205 01:06:32,242 --> 01:06:33,410 I don't know. 1206 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:38,081 What do you mean "I don't know"? 1207 01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:42,753 Just all of these I wanted him to go… 1208 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:48,467 …and now it's right here in front of me… 1209 01:06:52,471 --> 01:06:54,556 This is so wrong. 1210 01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:12,699 Bubbi, $35k. Money for a fucking 4Runner. 1211 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:18,914 You will pay. 1212 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:23,085 This is the cosmic tax. 1213 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:28,233 Hi. 1214 01:08:28,317 --> 01:08:29,943 This is so crazy. 1215 01:08:30,819 --> 01:08:31,819 Yeah, I guess so. 1216 01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:35,490 So, you're Reef Hawk and you're talking to me 1217 01:08:35,573 --> 01:08:38,577 - What? - Yeah, I don't know. 1218 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,412 You're a big movie star, man. 1219 01:08:40,495 --> 01:08:43,122 At a big party or something shouldn't you be? 1220 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:47,419 I've been shooting in Albuquerque for six months. 1221 01:08:47,502 --> 01:08:51,048 I live here. In this hotel room. 1222 01:08:52,424 --> 01:08:56,845 I guess I'm a bit lonely or something. 1223 01:08:57,930 --> 01:08:59,180 This is not good at all. 1224 01:09:01,558 --> 01:09:07,481 your wife, your children Or don't you have a family or something? 1225 01:09:09,858 --> 01:09:10,859 No. 1226 01:09:12,736 --> 01:09:13,737 No there's not. 1227 01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:19,117 Why not? 1228 01:09:22,703 --> 01:09:23,747 Why not? 1229 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:30,420 I guess… 1230 01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:38,386 I guess when it's time to do it I... 1231 01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:47,770 Always bigger or more important I chose something else that I thought was. 1232 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:57,364 This is really sad. 1233 01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:07,791 Do you want to see my tits? 1234 01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:10,627 Of course. 1235 01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:45,412 You have very beautiful eyes. 1236 01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:48,540 Thank you. 1237 01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:51,627 Shall we talk outside for two minutes? 1238 01:10:51,710 --> 01:10:53,378 - It is possible. - Okay, great. 1239 01:11:00,052 --> 01:11:02,179 Gail calls the valet and Can you bring your cars? 1240 01:11:08,018 --> 01:11:13,899 What would I do to you if I had the chance? or thought i would say 1241 01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:15,359 and I dreamed of it. 1242 01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:26,828 Do you hate me? 1243 01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:34,837 No, I don't... I don't hate you. 1244 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,758 I love you, friend. 1245 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,057 I'm just broke. 1246 01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:32,686 What you mean to me There are no words to describe. 1247 01:12:33,729 --> 01:12:40,652 Because of what I put you through And the shame I feel. 1248 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:51,622 You are my whole life. 1249 01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:00,964 But it's not about me. 1250 01:13:12,142 --> 01:13:13,644 I am sorry. 1251 01:13:16,730 --> 01:13:18,023 I forgive you. 1252 01:13:19,983 --> 01:13:21,235 I forgive you too. 1253 01:13:25,656 --> 01:13:26,949 Hey. 1254 01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:29,952 I am sorry. 1255 01:13:32,538 --> 01:13:33,622 Do you want a hug? 1256 01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:35,582 Yes? 1257 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:37,584 There it is. 1258 01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:38,919 I love you guys. 1259 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:41,046 Thanks Reef. 1260 01:14:12,286 --> 01:14:13,745 Hello? 1261 01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:15,789 Hey, hello. 1262 01:14:16,874 --> 01:14:17,958 Who are you? 1263 01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,293 I'm Reef. 1264 01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:22,546 reef Reef? 1265 01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:24,798 What can I do for you, Reef? 1266 01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:27,426 How is your day going? I called to ask. 1267 01:14:28,510 --> 01:14:29,970 How? 1268 01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:32,014 So, how's your day going? 1269 01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:35,309 Like what's going on in your day? 1270 01:14:35,392 --> 01:14:37,603 What do you mean, how is your day going? What's happening on your day? 1271 01:14:37,686 --> 01:14:39,062 What does this mean? 1272 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,607 I'm just asking how your day was. 1273 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:44,026 What you did and how. 1274 01:14:44,109 --> 01:14:46,069 What does your day mean? 1275 01:14:46,153 --> 01:14:48,155 What do you want, Reef? What's your problem? 1276 01:14:48,238 --> 01:14:52,117 Red, how was your day? I'm looking to find out. 1277 01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:55,120 How it is. 1278 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:56,538 How are you feeling? 1279 01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:04,171 Well, thank you. 1280 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,216 How am I? I'm just hanging out. 1281 01:15:07,716 --> 01:15:08,759 That's all I do. 1282 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:10,511 Beautiful. 1283 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:12,971 This is great. 1284 01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:14,890 Yes, but nothing crazy. 1285 01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:18,560 - Always the same things. - Yes. 1286 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,521 Same with me. 1287 01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:24,983 Nothing much today either. 1288 01:15:25,984 --> 01:15:28,070 This is good. Very good. 1289 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,182 - Girl, girl. - Wow… 1290 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,933 - We'll handle this. - Who are you? 1291 01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:41,852 The second most interesting bitch in this room. 1292 01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,061 Trust. 1293 01:16:43,145 --> 01:16:45,147 Three, two, one. 1294 01:16:45,898 --> 01:16:48,233 good evening 1295 01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,279 and The Drew Barrymore Show. Welcome to the prime-time special. 1296 01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:56,491 To tonight We start with a gentleman I don't know. 1297 01:16:56,575 --> 01:16:57,993 Hello, XanderAlexander. 1298 01:16:58,076 --> 01:17:01,205 I'm your big fan and coming soon You too will be my fan. 1299 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:05,792 Most of your program is when your guests come and go. It involves him cumming on your breasts. 1300 01:17:05,876 --> 01:17:10,422 And I want you to know that today, I'm here to take that burden from you. 1301 01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:15,177 Let's get out the napkins And let's do this right now. 1302 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:16,136 Yes. 1303 01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:19,389 First, about my past I don't know if you know anything 1304 01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:22,226 but, you know, E.T. changed my life. 1305 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:25,521 Actually, I always thought it was "ET". You know, like French? 1306 01:17:25,604 --> 01:17:27,856 I've never watched it before, I saw the poster. 1307 01:17:27,940 --> 01:17:30,234 how relevant it is, I know how important it is. 1308 01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:32,778 As far as I understand you and a bunch of little kids 1309 01:17:32,861 --> 01:17:36,198 find an old Jewish man You take him for a ride on a bike. 1310 01:17:36,281 --> 01:17:38,450 Bald man. one on you cover yourself with a blanket 1311 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:39,952 and you take him for a bike ride. 1312 01:17:40,702 --> 01:17:41,703 Again, I didn't watch it. 1313 01:17:42,538 --> 01:17:45,082 Just Call Me By Your Name and I watched The Notebook. 1314 01:18:29,168 --> 01:18:33,172 CRAZY HOLIDAY 1315 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:37,643 Ben Reef Hawk and I caught staphylococcus in the sauna. 1316 01:23:37,726 --> 01:23:39,728 Subtitle translator: Orhan Cevher