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['Physical'
by Olivia Newton-John]

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that I know you'll like

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[Echoes and fades]

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-[Wind whistles]
-[Curious music]

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Hello?

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It's just me -
Lindy Darwin-Paul.

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[Nervously] Always happy
to make a new friend.

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-[Giggles]
-[Trigger creaks]

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[Gasps]

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G'day, darlin'.

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Your money or your life?

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Cripes! You're Ned Kelly.

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[Theme music]

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[Electricity crackles]

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[Miranda] Precious oxygen
rushing from the chamber.

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Mirondo rounded on
her five unlikely companions.

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Slow down.
I can't type that fast.

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[Miranda]
They were terrified. Jibbering.

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Their scaly visages streaked
with purple discharge.

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[Kate types]

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Oh, uh, hey, how's
the masterpiece coming along?

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-Can I read it yet?
-[Miranda] No.

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Uh, not just...not just yet.

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It's a first draft.
It's not ready yet.

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It... You wouldn't
understand it anyway.

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No, no, no. No!

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Who are you to judge me?

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Just want any help with, uh...
with it at all

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from a fellow sci-fi aficionado?

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-No, don't.
-Not right now, no.

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And it's not sci-fi.

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Why must you modern Australians
abbreviate everything?

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It's scientifiction.

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Now, where were we?

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Are you reading those again?

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Hmm?

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Uh, 'Foundation'. Uh...

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Yep, yep.

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Just...a stone-cold classic.
[Chuckles]

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-Read them all the time.
-[Phone beeps]

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[Sighs] Until my novel
makes that 'Foundation'

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look very shaky indeed.

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[Laughs]
That's why you're a writer.

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Thank you, Kate.

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[Kate chuckles]

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Are you OK? Who's that?

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Uh, oh, nothing.

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Just...it's...just...spam.

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Ha! Uh... Yeah. Yeah.

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[Kate] Anyway,
I wouldn't let the other ghosts

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read your novel when it's ready.

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[Scoffs] Well, half of them
are illiterate,

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and the other half,

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well, you've got more culture

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growing between your toes.

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Oh, gross.

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But why?
Do you think they won't like it?

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I just think the metaphor's
pretty obvious, Miranda,

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don't you?

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Your android hero, Mirondo,

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is stuck in a spaceship
with five useless aliens,

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and you're stuck
with how many ghosts?

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Five.

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-Four or something.
-Mm.

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-[Whispers] One, two, three...
-Mm.

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There's...six?

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-Five.
-I haven't counted.

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I don't see the connection.

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Hm. So Shlindi was dancing...

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Yes, so Shlindi was dancing
or popping up and down

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in her pink and purple spacesuit
as usual, begging for attention.

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[Ned] Let me take you
all the way back to 1880.

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There's me in the belly
of the Melbourne Gaol,

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staring at me own corpse,

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swinging from
the hangman's noose.

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How horrible.

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Did you wee yourself?
I've heard you wee yourself...

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I'd become a ghost,
an apparition.

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You're not finished.

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[Ned] But me torments

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were only just beginning.

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I was surrounded by
a horde of ghost troopers,

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all the filthy coppers I'd shot,

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and I've been on the run
ever since.

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That sounds so lonely.

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[Ned] It can be.

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And hot.

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-[Ned] Mm.
-And lonely.

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Sometimes, darling,
but it doesn't have to be.

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With a beautiful sheila
by my side,

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me burden would be
a little lighter.

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[Lindy chuckles]

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And your guns, do they go off?

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[Ned] No, out of ammo.
I shot my load.

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That's OK.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Happens to lots of guys.

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Do you want to come back
to the house and meet everyone

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and maybe, like, see my room
or something?

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Nah, I'm a bushranger, darling.
I've got people to rob.

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Oh, OK.

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Oop. [Chuckles awkwardly]

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Well, then maybe
I could stay here

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and we could get to know
each other a little better.

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[Ned] Well, I do have a lot more
to tell you about myself.

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And I have so many secrets
to tell you about.

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-If you could please sit down.
-Sit down and listen.

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[Ned] Yeah, my life was short,

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but my life story
was surprisingly long.

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[Wistful whistling]

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Uh... Uh... [Laughs]

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Oh, Mirondo, you are very droll.

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[Sean idly flaps lips] Hmm.

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[Miranda laughs]

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Oh!

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-[Sean hums]
-[Page rustles]

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[Indignantly] Oh!

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What happened?

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Were you surprised by
a plot twist

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you wrote and forgot about
and then read and remembered

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and then were surprised
that you forgot about it?

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What is he doing?

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[Sean grunts]

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[Miranda]
I already told you, Sean.

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It's not ready to read... Oh!

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-[Gasps]
-[Sean mumbles incoherently]

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It feels like a criticism
of my work.

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[Sean grunts]

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Oh! This happened to my dad.

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I think he's sleepwalking
or he's taken opium.

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Your father took opium?

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Just once.

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Every day.

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Oh.

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[Sean mumbles incoherently]

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Perhaps we should rouse Kate
before he hurts himself.

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No, this happened to my dad too.

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As long as he stays upright,
he should be OK.

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-[Sean hums]
-[Miranda] Ohhh.

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-Ah...
-[Sean hums]

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[Joon] He's fine.

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[Miranda gasps] Oh! Oh!

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Oh, oh!

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Oh! [Gasps]

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[Miranda breathes shakily]

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Not fine.

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[Huffs] Brilliant. He's dead.

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Kate will be all bereaved.

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Who will ghost-write
my novel now?

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That's a rhetorical question,

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which means
you don't have to answer it.

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-[Groans]
-[Miranda shrieks]

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Ah.

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Ahh. Ahh!

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-Aww, poor schmoobie.
-[Sean groans pitifully]

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-Why did this happen?
-I don't know.

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I mean,
it happened a bunch as a kid

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and then it just stopped.

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No-one really knows
what caused it.

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It's caused by
not going to church,

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self-flagellation,

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possession by the devil

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and the sinfulness that follows.

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Superstitious nonsense.

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He was probably kicked
in the head

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by a gorgeous,
well-muscled horse.

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He hasn't been near any horses.

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We're getting horses now?

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Maybe he just needs
more exercise.

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What? Lindy's not here.

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I just reckon
that's what she'd say.

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[Sighs] Joon, just tell us
what your father did

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to cure his sleepwalking.

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-He tried everything.
-Yes?

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-Opium.
-Oh.

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[Mysterious music]

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And then one day,
we found out he was betting

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on the local cockfighting
matches.

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It was the guilt.

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That's only what I just said.

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Possession, sin, guilt.

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Tugging too much
on your whatsit.

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It's basic science.

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The ghosts are getting
a bit superstitious.

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They think maybe you're feeling
a bit guilty about something?

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What...what would I be feeling
guilty about?

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[Kate] Yeah.

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But sleepwalking
is really dangerous.

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[Sean] Mm.

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Maybe you could call
your old therapist.

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Nah! No, she's old,
she's retired.

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It's probably just a one-off.

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[Gideon]
What if it's not, Katherine?

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A young fiddler
on the HMS 'Oppression'

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suffered from this affliction

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and he stumbled out of
his hammock one morning

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and fell overboard.

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[Kate] Oh!

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This is a really
big house, babe.

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Do you reckon maybe you
could call someone, please?

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Yeah, I should chat
to someone, hey?

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One always needs
a talented fiddler.

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Yes, especially at a party.

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Especially at a party.
He can fiddle everyone.

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[Lindy giggles]

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Hmm! [Giggles]

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[Lindy chatters indistinctly
and giggles]

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Righto, Kate,
let's talk colour palette.

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I think either Spanish Crimson
or Evening Blush.

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Oh, hey.

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Hey, hey, I'll, um...
I'll help you in a minute.

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I've just got
my first therapy session.

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-Oh, already? That's great.
-[Sean] Yeah.

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Is she or he or they...

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It.

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Like the evil clown?

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Not like the evil clown, no.

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It's an AI therapy app
and it gets five-star reviews.

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Did it review itself, though?
[Laughs]

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-[Electricity crackles]
-Hey, thank God I found you.

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Hey, um, do you have a second?

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Hang on, are you seriously doing
AI therapy?

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I know, I know,
the carbon emissions.

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-I'll plant some trees.
-[Phone rings]

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-But... Oh, God.
-[Lindy squeaks]

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It's calling me.

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-[Lindy giggles]
-It's calling me.

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-Hey, Lindy.
-Hey, Satan.

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[Satan] Hey, where were you
last night?

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No, I wasn't...
Not that I was looking for you.

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I was looking
for something else.

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Uh, what I was looking for,
I found, so...

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I've met somebody.

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-What?
-What?

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-You met someone?
-Yes.

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-[Giggles] It was so magical.
-[Electricity crackles]

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He talked all night.

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-[Electricity crackles]
-Wait here.

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Eeeee! [Giggles]

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-Did you hear about this?
-No.

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And I don't like
the sound of it.

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[Ned] Your money or your life!

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[Lindy] This is Ned.

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-[Ned] Just kidding.
-Just a little joke.

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[Ned and Lindy laugh]

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But he did steal money
for a living. [Laughs]

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-[Ned] Yeah.
-But he's dead now.

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[Stammers] You... It's... K...

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[Roars excitedly]

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-Uh...
-[Kate laughs nervously]

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What's up? [Laughs awkwardly]

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00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,480
Oh, ah, OK, good question. Um...

262
00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,840
I think the reason
I'm maybe sleepwalking

263
00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,920
is because I got
a text message from my ex.

264
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,320
[Stammers] It was just, um,
"How are you?"

265
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,200
And then, uh, a kiss at the end.

266
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,520
But it was just completely
out of the blue.

267
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,520
AI THERAPIST: I see.

268
00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,080
-And how did you respond?
-Uh...

269
00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,240
Well, I haven't responded.

270
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,240
Or told Kate yet.

271
00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,160
I'm just...telling you.

272
00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,400
CONVICTS: Ooh!

273
00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,360
[Quirky, laidback music]

274
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,560
Oh, Ned, I've got this sick tatt
on my shoul... Ned, over here.

275
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,920
Ned, on my back of my shoulder,
I've got a tattoo of you.

276
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,640
If I could take my shirt off,
I'd show you, but I can't.

277
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,840
I do have this here, though.
Look.

278
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,000
"Such is life."
That's you. You said that.

279
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,760
[Ned] That's a common
misconception.

280
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,240
Never actually said those words.

281
00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,360
But, uh, it's there forever now,
so a bit late to change it.

282
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,320
[Satan] Yeah, it's probably
too late to change it now, Ned.

283
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,160
-Down!
-[Lindy laughs]

284
00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,080
-Stop embarrassing him.
-[Satan] No, I'm not. I'm not.

285
00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,120
G'day, Kate. It's me,
Aussie legend, et cetera.

286
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,440
When Lindy said her best mate
was a breather,

287
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,880
I thought, "This sheila
just has to meet me."

288
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,640
Yeah. Yeah, I felt
the same...same way.

289
00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,240
[Laughs awkwardly]

290
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,680
Make yourself at home.

291
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,960
[Sings]
Yeah, good acoustics in here.

292
00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,880
[Eileen clucks]
Kuh-Kate! Kuh-Kate!

293
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,760
-[Ned speaks indistinctly]
-[Eileen] Psst. Get here.

294
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,400
-What is going on?
-[Ned] Right, you lot.

295
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,360
Who wants to hear how I became
the most famous bushranger ever?

296
00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,040
-Yes, please. Do it again.
-Anything in the world, Ned.

297
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,240
I love this story. [Laughs]

298
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,880
He's far from
the real Ned Kelly.

299
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,360
He's an...

300
00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,240
[Eileen and Gideon] ..actor.

301
00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,480
[Eileen scoffs]

302
00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,960
He came here with
a very amateur theatre troupe

303
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,800
in the 1970s

304
00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,680
and died during rehearsals.

305
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,000
He was suffocated by
his own helmet.

306
00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,840
-Dropped by a prop.
-[Gideon] Hm.

307
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,320
Poor Lindy.

308
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,880
[Lindy laughs]

309
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,600
Oh, she has no idea.

310
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,400
We've tried reasoning with his
spirit before, but to no avail.

311
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,040
He's entirely committed
to the role.

312
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,720
[Eileen]
Committed to being a git.

313
00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,720
[Emphatically]
Such an over actor.

314
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,960
[Scoffs and laughs] I know.

315
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,480
The real Ned Kelly
was a true hero and a gentleman.

316
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,800
Yeah.

317
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,720
Sticking it to
the English bastards.

318
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,800
I'm right here.

319
00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,720
[Ned] Bang, bang!

320
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,800
[Sean] I love Kate.

321
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,400
She is my person.

322
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,000
But if I keep the text a secret
and she finds out,

323
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,680
then it looks like
I'm still hung up on my ex.

324
00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,640
[AI therapist]
And are you hung up on your ex?

325
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,720
[Sean] There was a...
a point in time

326
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,960
where I was desperate for Sarah
to reach out like this,

327
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,240
but that's only because
she really...messed me up.

328
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,600
Wait, is Sarah that
machine woman or someone else?

329
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:02,800
-Shh! We're trying to listen.
-Yeah, who's Kate?

330
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:03,680
-Oh, don't...
-[Convicts] Shh!

331
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,880
[Convict] Yeah, alright.

332
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,320
[Sean] And, you know,
you name it, she did it.

333
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,080
Gaslighting. Love bombing.
Breadcrumbing.

334
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,640
Breadcrumbing. So she's a baker.

335
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,280
-And a bomb lover.
-And she cooks.

336
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,840
[Sean] What is she playing at?

337
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,920
I'm pretty sure
she's even got a kid.

338
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,480
[Convicts gasp]

339
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,280
What was that? I missed that.

340
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,400
A bun in the oven.

341
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,840
An affair with a local baker?

342
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,960
She's also a lamplighter.

343
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,600
I can't believe that fop

344
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,640
would be up for
putting his thing about.

345
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,320
He only eats potatoes
once a month.

346
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,960
I think he gets
a lot of free bread.

347
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,200
That'll do it.

348
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,920
Oh, they also have
a child together.

349
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,440
A...a child?

350
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,640
I wouldn't have thought
he had it in him.

351
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,840
You wouldn't think it to look
at him, but it's true.

352
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,240
[Gasps] Why, the little bastard
could lay claim

353
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,480
to the entire house,

354
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,080
like Napoleon taking over
the Italian Peninsula.

355
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,960
Oh, you know,
he was a pants man too.

356
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,680
If my late husband's any guide,

357
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,640
where there's one illegitimate
child, there's bound to be more.

358
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,120
And these misbegotten offspring
have a stake in my estate.

359
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,520
-[Gasps]
-[Gideon] Now, now, woman.

360
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,200
And the profits from my novel?!

361
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,480
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh!

362
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:05,080
If you mean my estate
and Katherine's, then yes.

363
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,160
He confessed everything
to his talking-woman machine.

364
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,680
[Ned] Think about the armour

365
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,800
as kind of like a metaphor
for me, right?

366
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,800
Like, hard still on the outside,
but...

367
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,560
Are you sure this guy's
right for you?

368
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,360
You barely know each other.

369
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,600
Kate, it's love at first sight.

370
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,880
He's wearing a helmet.

371
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,880
Yeah.

372
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,360
So mysterious.

373
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,280
I've always needed armour,
be that literal or emotional.

374
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,800
When me mum got locked up...

375
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,320
[Satan] Stop it!

376
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,560
My nana did time too.

377
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,360
She had stashed
a pallet of Balinese ciggies

378
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,360
in our rumpus room.

379
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,480
You would have loved her, Ned.

380
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,760
The cops were like,
"Whose are those?"

381
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,360
And she said,
"Go eff yourself, you pigs."

382
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,000
Because she didn't want to
swear in front of the kids.

383
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,600
-She was a good nana. She...
-Don't interrupt me, friend.

384
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,360
Oh, sorry, Ned. [Chuckles]
He called me 'friend'.

385
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,520
Kooka-cacka-cacka-
kuh-Katherine!

386
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,800
[Ned] Here is a bush poem
I wrote about Mum.

387
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,160
[Both mouth words]

388
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,400
[Ned] You did nothing wrong,
Ma, but you never spoke.

389
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,560
You were only inside
because I beat up some bloke.

390
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,280
For the rest of me life,

391
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,040
I sought me revenge
by robbing heaps of banks

392
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,560
with a bunch of me friends.

393
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,520
For three fractured years,
you did hard time.

394
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,400
-[Tearfully] Quick, Kate.
-[Gideon mouths]

395
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,920
-What?
-[Ned] ..water and wine.

396
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,400
I haven't told her yet.

397
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,120
I'm waiting for him to stop
talking, which doesn't happen.

398
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,200
Yes, blast that.

399
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,400
We've got something
far more important

400
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,400
to tell you.

401
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,560
Sean has been
secretly procreating

402
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,720
with his talking-woman machine.

403
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,960
-[Miranda sobs]
-[Kate and Gideon] What?

404
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,160
At this very moment,

405
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,360
an army of
their android children

406
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,800
are on the march
towards Ramshead.

407
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,400
I didn't say that.

408
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,760
No, I said that he's got
five illegitimate children

409
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:34,800
with the local lamplighter.

410
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,720
Mm, OK.

411
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,840
Miranda, my life
isn't science fiction.

412
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,000
It's soft horror.

413
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,000
And, Gideon,
we've been here three months.

414
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:41,880
What are you talking about?

415
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,160
Tell her, Eileen.

416
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,040
The one thing we know for sure

417
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,560
is he's been cavorting
with the town baker.

418
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,600
Oh.

419
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,280
Buns in the oven
isn't the half of it.

420
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,440
Isn't that right, Joon?

421
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,920
[Joon] I'm with Miranda.

422
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,520
Haem...haemorrhoid children.

423
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,760
[Quirky music]

424
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,760
Hey!

425
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,600
-Hey, mate.
-[Kate chuckles]

426
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,440
-[Wall thuds]
-[Kate] Ooh.

427
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,880
How was therapy?

428
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,000
Yeah, it was really good.

429
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,880
The...the algorithm's
really empathetic.

430
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,200
[Sniffs] Yeah,
I feel way more in control.

431
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,600
[Laughs] In control of
his mechanical spawn.

432
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,000
[Kate] Where are you going?

433
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,000
[Sean] Hmm?

434
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,600
Wh-where are you going?

435
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,880
Uh, I'm going to
the antiques store.

436
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,760
-[Miranda scoffs]
-[Sean] Yeah, because...

437
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,160
[Eileen] Oh, sure.

438
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,160
Just, you know, see if
they want any of our old stuff.

439
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,160
-[Kate] Ooh!
-Uh, yeah.

440
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,400
There's a new owner there,
Peggy.

441
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,320
She's...she's really into lamps.

442
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,440
-[Eileen cackles]
-[Joon] Hmm!

443
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,920
A special lamp
for a special lamplighter?

444
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,960
-[Miranda whispers] Oh, my...
-[Door opens]

445
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,520
-'Bye!
-[Sean] Yeah!

446
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,520
-Love...love you.
-[Sean] OK!

447
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,560
-[Hinges squeak]
-[Sean] Yep.

448
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,080
[Quirky music]

449
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,960
[Ned] So there we were,

450
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,360
heroes trudging through
the boggy marsh,

451
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,360
sinking deeper with every step.

452
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,440
I turned to the boys and I said,

453
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,640
"It's time to stop running
and fight."

454
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,360
Bullets whizzed all around me,

455
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,000
one whanged off me shoulder -
ugh! -

456
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,520
another off me hip - ugh!

457
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,360
Then, calamity,
they shot at me knees,

458
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,560
me Achilles knees!

459
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,440
I should have made knee plates,
but such is life.

460
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,840
[Armour clanks]

461
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,840
[Clears throat] I'm finished!

462
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,120
Oh! [Laughs] Oh, my gosh.
It's finished.

463
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,520
-Great.
-He likes it when you clap.

464
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,400
-Who?
-So...clap!

465
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,320
-Oh, Ned.
-[Laughs] Love it.

466
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,960
Thank you. Thanks, everyone.

467
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,000
-Oh!
-[Lindy shrieks and laughs]

468
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,400
[Ned]
Uh, show's over. Show's over.

469
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,200
Do you reckon maybe
we could just have a...

470
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,880
-Just go back...
-Don't stop. Hey, encore!

471
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,120
-Thank you! Thank you.
-Bravissima!

472
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,880
-What?
-That's Italian. [Laughs]

473
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,440
Do you reckon we could just talk
for a second?

474
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,280
[Ned] Hey! He's back.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah. One more time.

475
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,640
-[Lindy] Do it again!
-Keep going, keep going.

476
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,840
Oh, hey, hey! Hey.

477
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,000
[Nervously] Hi!

478
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,720
[Kate] What happened?
You've been ages.

479
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,160
Yeah, no,
I just got caught talking

480
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,000
to the, um, girl
at the antiques shop.

481
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,000
So, yeah.

482
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,960
[Breathes deeply]
I... I need to...

483
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:38,880
I need to go to the...

484
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,400
..the toilet?

485
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,640
-[Ghosts exclaim]
-[Eileen] Well, well, well.

486
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:47,240
Well, what's he smuggling
in that bulging knapsack?

487
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,120
Free bread.

488
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,760
[Eileen]
Or a wee little bastard.

489
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,800
A mechanical bastard.

490
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,000
Hey, guys!

491
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,120
Um, I did just want
to make an announcement.

492
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,000
We are having a life story
afterparty tonight

493
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:58,920
in the tower.

494
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,880
Password is 'Glenrowan'. OK?

495
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,600
So I'll see you there.
Ah! [Laughs]

496
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,760
-I don't have pants.
-[All talk at once]

497
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,280
I'll check my calendar.

498
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,920
See you there. I'll see
you there. I'll see you there.

499
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,960
-[Laughs]
-Uh... Hey, Lindy.

500
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,520
Oh, hey, Kate,
I actually wanted to say

501
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,000
that tonight, um, Ned and I

502
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,280
are going to be making
a little announcement.

503
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,200
[Giggles]

504
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,960
-What?
-Oh, not like that.

505
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,080
Um, I obviously am dead and,
um, but, you know, we'll try.

506
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,280
Fingers crossed.

507
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,200
I did actually want to share,
though, Kate.

508
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,640
Ned's moving in.

509
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,840
-[Lindy shrieks]
-[Ned] Let's go.

510
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,360
I think...I think
that's a housemate meeting

511
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,640
that we need to
all have together.

512
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,360
I mean, I feel like
I spent my whole entire life

513
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,560
just, like, searching for love

514
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,640
and now I've finally found it
in the afterlife

515
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,320
with the real Ned Kelly.

516
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,840
-He's not the real Ned Kelly!
-What?

517
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,680
-You're an actor.
-[Ned] You're an actor.

518
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,360
-He died here in the 1970s.
-What?

519
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,160
And he's been too deluded
to let go of the role since.

520
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,520
[Ned] I just spent six hours
telling you my life story.

521
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,360
Don't tell me
it wasn't believable.

522
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,320
I mean, I... [Scoffs]

523
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,600
You know, you get it.

524
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,280
This guy with the burnt face
gets it.

525
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,440
You lied to me?

526
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,800
Excuse me,
everything I told you was real.

527
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,920
I saw you guys.
You were swept away.

528
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,200
[Scoffs] Like,
I'm here stuck in a steel bucket

529
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,480
all day, every day.

530
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,600
Me shoulder's all chafed.

531
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,600
You know what, Lindy?

532
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,640
I'm not putting up with this.

533
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,000
Let's go. It's me or them.

534
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,400
She's not going with you.

535
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,360
Ned, wait.

536
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,680
Oh, she's going.

537
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,120
[Ned] What's your choice,
sweetheart?

538
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,680
I'm sorry. I choose love.

539
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,240
[Ned] Good choice.

540
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,280
-[Armour clanks]
-[Whoosh!]

541
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,640
Well, they can't
get that far, so...

542
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,480
[Gruffly] It's all good.

543
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,800
[Quirky, furtive music]

544
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,600
Hey.

545
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,920
Hi.

546
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,200
Hey.

547
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,560
So, look at this.

548
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,840
At the, um, antiques store.

549
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,600
New edition of 'Foundation'.

550
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,880
Yeah. Anyway...

551
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,120
Cool. What up?

552
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,320
Oh, I've had a bit of a day.
[Laughs]

553
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,880
-Oh!
-Yeah.

554
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,720
Also, the convicts overheard
your therapy session.

555
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,880
What?

556
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,200
-Are you serious?
-[Kate sighs]

557
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,840
Has anyone heard of
chatbot-patient confidentiality?

558
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,120
Um, yeah,
but the ghosts have just been

559
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,320
talking amongst themselves
and then talking to me

560
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,240
and talking to me about, like,

561
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,120
maybe you were cheating on me

562
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,160
with a baker or something

563
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,040
and then there were
robot children,

564
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:58,920
which I know is not true,

565
00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,800
but I just wanted to, like,

566
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,960
get out of my head, you know?

567
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,600
So you're not, like,
cheating on me, right?

568
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,800
[Slowly] No.

569
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,760
-No.
-Great.

570
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,040
Great.

571
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,080
No.

572
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,400
[Ned] Then the reward
for my capture

573
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,480
was raised from £100 to £2,000,

574
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,960
which is, like, 2 million bucks.

575
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,000
Anyway, Lindy, sit down.

576
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,200
-This is your new living room.
-Ooh!

577
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,440
It's, um, creepy rustic.
[Laughs]

578
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,280
-[Ned] Yeah.
-Just needs a woman's touch.

579
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360
[Ned] Yeah, same.

580
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,920
Some chintz curtains,
s-some potpourri,

581
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,280
maybe a black light.

582
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,200
[Ned] Anyway, most people
would've quit then,

583
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,520
but I only just got started.

584
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,760
That's when we started
hitting the banks.

585
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,680
-One in Euroa, one in...
-Shh.

586
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,040
You don't have
to pretend anymore.

587
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,880
-Not with me.
-I'm not pretending.

588
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,600
This is our life now.

589
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,840
We're on the run, darlin'.
We're outlaws.

590
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,440
You're my new partner in crime

591
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,320
and I just want
to see your bush...

592
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,960
..ranging skills.

593
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,680
You kiss the inside
and I'll kiss the outside.

594
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,800
[Tender folk music]

595
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,160
-[Lindy giggles]
-[Ned] Mm!

596
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,440
All of this from a text
from your terrible ex?

597
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,240
Yeah, I know. I know.

598
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,960
[Sighs] I know.

599
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,360
Uh, Ned Kelly, though?

600
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,120
I know. [Laughs] I know.

601
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,120
Except he's not, so...

602
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,840
Yeah, it does make you wonder
who else is out there, hey?

603
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,920
-Totally.
-Hmm.

604
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,080
So you're feeling better

605
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,360
with all the sleepwalking
and everything?

606
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,480
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

607
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,280
It's probably just triggered
some deep paranoia

608
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,360
that you might ghost me one day
like Sarah ghosted me,

609
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,760
and with all
these actual ghosts,

610
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,480
I apparently
have got zero privacy

611
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,640
in this giant empty house,

612
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,880
and, you know,

613
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,160
just questions about
where am I and who am I

614
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,480
and what's my future look like.

615
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,240
Yeah.

616
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,040
Anyway, I'm fried.

617
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,400
I think I'm just gonna have
a little grandad nap.

618
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,320
OK?

619
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,640
'Bye.

620
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,680
-Do you want to...
-[Footsteps recede]

621
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,080
OK.

622
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,040
My life was one of
those great tragedies.

623
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,720
Up there with Shakespeare,
except real.

624
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,520
-Mum going to jail...
-Yep.

625
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,400
..was the inciting incident
and that gave me my motivation.

626
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,680
-Yep.
-Um...

627
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,800
-Like, as a person, that is.
-Just gonna... Yep.

628
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,400
And when people think about me,
Ned Kelly...

629
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,680
[Lindy] OK. I'll just...

630
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,880
[Ned] ..the helmet and the bangs
and the shootouts,

631
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,240
but it's not really a story
about a man and his guns.

632
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,880
It's a story about a boy
and his mother.

633
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,560
And I guess that's
where I've come to terms

634
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,920
with the fact that...

635
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,400
Lindy?

636
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,520
Lindy!

637
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,960
[Insects chirp]

638
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,000
[Miranda] But, Kate,
what if the ghosts

639
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,600
see some sort of
non-existent connection

640
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,680
between Mirondo and Miranda?

641
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,080
I mean, the connection's
not really there,

642
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,400
but they'll hate it.

643
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,800
They'll hate it, Kate!

644
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,960
Kate, we have to start again.
We have to start again.

645
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,200
Burn it. Burn it. Burn it all.

646
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,360
It's good. It's really,
really good. I like it.

647
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,680
And I don't even like sci-fi.

648
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,360
The ghosts will like it too.
They'll be flattered.

649
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,720
-Really?
-Yeah.

650
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,200
-It's good.
-[Sean hums and mumbles]

651
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,360
[Sean hums]

652
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,800
[Joon] He's doing it again.

653
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,160
But it's OK. I'll watch him.

654
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,600
I'll make sure he doesn't fall.

655
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,200
He's not falling.

656
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,480
He's...

657
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,560
[Sean moans]

658
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,760
..not falling.

659
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,400
Kate, it's blaringly obvious.

660
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,440
Mechanical children.

661
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,360
[Intriguing music]

662
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,120
-[Thudding]
-[Sean groans]

663
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,000
-[Joon] He fell.
-Coming.

664
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,520
-[Box creaks]
-[Wondrous music]

665
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,880
-[Kate gasps]
-Ew.

666
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,840
-Say no.
-[Gasps]

667
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,520
-[Breathes shakily]
-[Miranda gags]

668
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,240
[Gentle music]