1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,680 [Sweeping orchestral music] 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,640 -[Orchestral music continues] -[Water laps] 3 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,160 We did it, Gerard. 4 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,960 Empty, uninhabited land. 5 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,560 [Gerard] Natives may have been here, sir. 6 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,200 Oh, my dear, paranoid fusspot. 7 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,240 Do you see any natives around? 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,320 Well, that could have been left by wild animals. 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,800 Ah, look, a large mammal that's capable of shedding its fur. 10 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,080 Incredible, sir. 11 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,880 [Gasps] Gerard, the oar! 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,000 Quickly! Quickly, man. 13 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:43,960 Here we go. 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,000 Yes, thank you, best friend. 15 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,760 Hey! 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,640 By order of the King, 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:54,320 I hereby claim this land for His Majesty King George. 18 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,520 The settlers will be so excited. 19 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,680 Let's release the celebratory rabbits. 20 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,160 Yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, oh, oh! 21 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:04,400 Oh, Bunnikins and Flopsy will provide healthy recreation 22 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,400 for our new settlement. 23 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,840 Ooh! 24 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,560 -Oh, farewell, adorable vermin. -[Rabbit squeaks] 25 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,000 Mwah! Oh! 26 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,400 Oh, have fun getting shot at for sport. 27 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,720 Mwah! Alright. 28 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,320 Now go forth and multiply. 29 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,320 Such a sustainable choice. 30 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,000 Shall we release the cane toads as well, sir? 31 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,920 Tomorrow. Mm! 32 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,280 Come on, come on. 33 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,640 Cuddle time is over. 34 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,520 Come on, Gerard, sing the song. 35 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,760 [Sings flatly] 36 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,640 -[Gideon] Oh! - 37 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,080 - -[Gideon] Oh! 38 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,680 Oh, they can't leave me! 39 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,880 - -[Sobs] They'll never leave me. 40 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,760 -[Sobs] - 41 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,600 They'll never leave me, but they have to leave me. 42 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,760 -I think it's time, sir. -Alright. 43 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,320 Goodbye. Goodbye. 44 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,240 [Theme music] 45 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,000 [Electricity crackles] 46 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,280 [Sean] What do you reckon people do in the country? 47 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,360 Like, should we take up a hobby? 48 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,520 Bushwalking or... 49 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,400 -Birdwatching? -Yeah. 50 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,440 -Mm-hm. -Fishing? 51 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,520 You know what we can do? 52 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,320 -We can swim. -No, we can't. 53 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,880 -[Kate] Yep. -No, no, we can't, Kate. No. 54 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,320 -[Kate] Come on. -No, we can't. 55 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,600 According to the farmers' markets, 56 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,440 this is home to a particularly spiteful family 57 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,480 of bull sharks. 58 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,160 And jellyfish and algae. Look. See? 59 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,840 No, no! Kate, don't. Let me check the shark app. 60 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,240 There's no bull sharks. No jellyfish. 61 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,840 There's nothing even remotely dangerous about these waters. 62 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,440 -Look. -[Woman] Yoo-hoo! 63 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,760 [Man] Hi, hi! 64 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,600 [Woman] We're the neighbours. 65 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,160 [Sean] Hello. 66 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,240 -Richard. -Joy. 67 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,040 We're coming over. 68 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,520 Jim, take us over. 69 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,720 It's electric. 70 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,640 [Sean] Lovely to finally meet you. 71 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,240 We were wondering who owned this vast...land. 72 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,840 Hardly vast, but we have been away. 73 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,240 We've just come back from 74 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,760 the most wonderful round-the-world cruise. 75 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,160 -How lovely. [Laughs] -[Joy] Ah! 76 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,800 -Do you cruise? -Ooh. 77 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,400 -[High-pitched voice] No. -No. 78 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,600 No, actually. No. 79 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,760 Have you been here long? 80 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,240 Oh, well, you could say that. [Chuckles] 81 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,080 Richard is descended from the town's founder, 82 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,520 Gerard Larkin. 83 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,000 -[Gideon hums] -[Both] Wow. 84 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,880 Gerard Larkin founded the town? Ha! 85 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,160 Why, I could bore you all day with details on why she's wrong. 86 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,840 For starters, I was the one first off the landing party. 87 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,600 I put my foot down, and I remember it 88 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,760 because I got soggy socks for a week. 89 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,040 And I'm sixth generation, 90 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,640 so you could say we've always been here. 91 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,000 -Ah. -[Both] Wow. 92 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,000 Yeah. 93 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,480 With the colony in need of 94 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,120 new pastures for livestock, 95 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,760 the Governor had approved an expedition 96 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,480 to settle the fertile lands beyond the three waterholes. 97 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,600 Well, well, well! 98 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,920 Let me tell you how that went, Katherine. 99 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,480 Not very well, Gerard. 100 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,200 I'm sure you've noticed 101 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,640 that our mutual boundary's in dire straits. 102 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,760 I mean... 103 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,480 It was, of course, a great honour 104 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,320 to be chosen to lead the party. 105 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,200 -Ohh! Ah! -Oh, sorry. I just tripped. 106 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,920 -Uh, fixing the fence? -Yeah, that's right. 107 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,320 Uh, I've got a couple of quotes. 108 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,920 Looks like it's going to come in at 40. 109 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,600 Dollars? 110 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,120 [Joy] 40,000. 111 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,400 -Dollars? Dollars. -[Joy] Hm! 112 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,880 But split between two, it's only 20 grand each. 113 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:08,880 Sound reasonable? 114 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,280 [Kate laughs awkwardly] 115 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,520 [Richard laughs] 116 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,880 No, there's literally not 20K in here for a stupid fence. 117 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,280 I mean, they're well off. 118 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,920 Can't we just cry poor? 119 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,520 Oh, I'm not a fan of crying poor to rich white people. Nuh. 120 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,880 But you are poor. 121 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,320 [Eileen] Your man is also bone idle, 122 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,200 or he'd be fixing the fence himself. 123 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,760 Don't give him the satisfaction. Larkin's as sketchy as. 124 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,960 -[Lindy] Oh! What do you know? -Nothing. 125 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,240 Snitches get stitches, 126 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,840 and stitches can get heavily infected. 127 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,480 -Wait, what do you know? -No... Well, nothing. I just... 128 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,240 What happens on a private property 129 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,680 between a man, a woman and their dog is... 130 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,120 I don't want to talk about it. 131 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,000 The Larkins were low-down sheep duffers. 132 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,200 And worse, Protestant. 133 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,200 [Spits] 134 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,440 The Larkins stole my radishes. 135 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,760 -They did not! -Oh, my goodness. 136 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,720 I think you're all forgetting that the Larkins are very rich 137 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,640 and therefore better people. 138 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,320 My fiance Roland was a Larkin. 139 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,640 General consensus is the Larkins are terrible, 140 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,000 give or take Miranda's fiance. 141 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,080 OK, look, the Larkins may be cringe and everything, 142 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,360 but they are our neighbours, 143 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,200 so why don't we just invite them over to drinks 144 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,080 and we can blow smoke up their butts. 145 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,560 -OK, but no crying poor. -[Sean] No, no, no crying poor. 146 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,240 Crying...nice. 147 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,360 -Deal. -Uh! I love crying. 148 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,760 So it's a dinner party, then. 149 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,600 I love crying at dinner parties. 150 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,160 [Richard] Hey, guys! 151 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,840 Notice you've got some jungle-y patches, 152 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,840 so we're lending you 'The Beast'. 153 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,920 Yeah! 154 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,520 [Joy giggles] 155 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,800 Cost an absolute bomb, but she purrs. 156 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,920 Meow! 157 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,720 Woof. Woof, woof, woof. 158 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,200 No, Richard. Leg. 159 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:47,160 -[Bottles clink] -Here you go, sweetheart. 160 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,040 Thank you! 161 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,320 I'm sure you've noticed 162 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,320 our little vineyard, by the way. 163 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,840 [Sean laughs] Yeah. 164 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,160 We stomp the grapes with our own bare feet. 165 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,440 [Richard] Mm. 166 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,440 -[Kate] Hm. -Cheers. 167 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,240 -[Kate whispers] Cheers. -Mmm! 168 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,240 [Kate] Mmm! 169 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,840 We named it Gerard's grapes 170 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,920 after Richard's famous ancestor. 171 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,480 It's really, um... it's, like, zesty. 172 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,200 -[Joy] Mm! -The obfuscation continues. 173 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,400 Why, this portrait is, well, shall we say, very flattering. 174 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,600 -Pfft! -[Kate chuckles] 175 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,960 Your uncle seemed a bit of a sad character. 176 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,240 You know, reclusive. [Laughs] 177 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,440 I never met him. He was on my dad's side, so... 178 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,720 And your mother is...Indian? 179 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,880 First Nations. 180 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,920 Of course. How lovely. Ohh! 181 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,240 Do you know the Johnsons? 182 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,320 They're the Aboriginal family in town. 183 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,320 No, I don't. No. 184 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,400 That portrait is far smoother of skin and bushier of moustache 185 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,520 than when I knew Gerard, when he was busy not founding the town. 186 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,760 Pfft! The man was a pleb. 187 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,480 This is so yum. 188 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,200 -Do you mind if I grab a top-up? -Oh, go for your life. 189 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,320 The 2022 has an amazing finish, doesn't it? 190 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,880 Yes. Yes! So good. 191 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,080 [Quirky music] 192 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,160 [Whispers] Joon. 193 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,640 Hmm? 194 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,240 Hmm? 195 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,680 I need you to distract Gideon for me. 196 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,120 OK. 197 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,800 -Gideon! -Ehh... What? 198 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,000 Uh... 199 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,920 Spit it out, man. 200 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,480 What is this? What are you doing? 201 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,080 Stop that. Stop... Ugh! 202 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,600 I need you to listen to his story. 203 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,920 -Argh! -[Kate] Please? 204 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,120 -I'll buy you a metal detector. -Whuh? 205 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,000 -It detects metal. -Whuh? 206 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,280 Gold is a metal. 207 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,160 -Bah! -[Kate chuckles] 208 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,080 -Gideon. -[Gideon] Hm? 209 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,560 [Gags] 210 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,120 To hear your story would be an honour. 211 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,200 Please talk at me. 212 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,000 [Whispers] Finally. 213 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,400 Joy, Joy, would you like to come over here 214 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,760 and tell me more about the, um, gren...'grenackie'? 215 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,240 [Chuckles] Aren't you gorgeous? 216 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,520 It's grenache. 217 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,600 Just like how much light this place gets. 218 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,600 Are you, uh... You a dog man, Sean? 219 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,040 Uh, I'm a turtle man. 220 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,040 -[Laughs] -Yeah, I had turtles as a kid. 221 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,280 -[Laughs] -Yeah. 222 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,520 I had a gorgeous kelpie once. 223 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,800 -[Sean] Mm-hm? -Mm. 224 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,040 Grover. 225 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,000 Ah. 226 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,040 [Chuckles] I'm a kelpie man. 227 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,880 Uh-oh. [Laughs] 228 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,400 -Yeah. -Hm. 229 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,920 He just ran away one day. 230 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,680 It's possible I loved him too much. 231 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,760 Oh. 232 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,880 [Kate] The thing is we're, like, six months off 233 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,880 opening the guesthouse. 234 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,000 12. 12. 12 months, really. Um, yeah. 235 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,840 And then after that, once the revenue starts coming in, 236 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,440 we're more than happy to pay for the fence. 237 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,480 [Joy] Well, Richard and I have had a little chat 238 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,240 and we're happy to cover the costs. 239 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,800 -Real...really? -[Joy] Mm-hm. 240 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,280 Really? I mean... 241 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,440 -That's very generous. -Really. 242 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,800 See? Wonderful rich people. 243 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,520 There's always a catch with the Proddies. 244 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,600 I'm not taking me eye off these two. 245 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,680 We'll just need to move the fence back to where it belongs. 246 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,200 Two birds and all that. 247 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,920 -Sorry? -Hm? 248 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,360 [Joy] Oh, that sad old thing's 249 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,560 built three metres too close to our house. 250 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,640 Like... [Laughs] 251 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,360 -Oh. Oh, too...too close? -[Richard] Hm. 252 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,760 Uh, but you can't even see the fence from your place. 253 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,480 Uh, look, a bit of a tits-up, honestly. 254 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,120 -Our son, Dickie Jr... -Dickie! 255 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,120 ..did the work. 256 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,000 I mean, very talented, very fast. 257 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,760 -Just a little too fast. -[Laughs] 258 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,120 Nearly as fast as Grover. 259 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,320 You know, I'd whistle, he'd be all over me in a flash 260 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,480 and jumping up and licking and nibbling. 261 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,440 No, Richard. 262 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,160 You want...my land? 263 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,720 [Gasps] Well, yes. 264 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,040 You know, spiritually, your land. 265 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,400 But technically, you know... 266 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,320 ..legally ours. 267 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,080 [Sean] Hm. Mm-hm. 268 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,720 [Glasses thud] 269 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,640 [Gideon] As it transpired, 270 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,080 the land around Ramshead 271 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,080 wasn't completely uninhabited. 272 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,200 Are you alright? 273 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,800 This is helping me listen. 274 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,040 Just so you know, 275 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,800 that gesture is quite offensive to Anglo-Saxons. 276 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,360 Thank you. 277 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,560 There was an incident at one of our spiffy new fences. 278 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,520 [Inhales] The... 279 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,120 -[Gideon claps] -[Gasps] 280 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,200 Hello, chaps! Good morning. 281 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,560 Oh, what's this? 282 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:08,040 Kangaroo or a possum, perhaps? Hmm? 283 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,040 May I? Oh, thank you. 284 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,360 Mmm! 285 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,160 Oh, yummy. 286 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,520 Gerard, do you remember that Spanish barbacoa? 287 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,280 I daresay this is even better. 288 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,520 That's mutton, sir. 289 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,800 They killed one of our sheep. 290 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,560 They must be punished. 291 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,640 Oh. 292 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,680 Oh, I see. 293 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,840 Er, well, my dear, impetuous hothead, 294 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,680 the King's orders are to establish cordial relations 295 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,680 with the natives. 296 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,040 The picture cards, Gerard. 297 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,640 Thank you. 298 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,080 Yes. Er... 299 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,760 Ye... Oh. Sally. 300 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,160 Oh. Broke her hip. 301 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,920 Hm. Don't ride roos. 302 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,200 Um... Ah! 303 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,520 Sheep. 304 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,760 Fluffy. Moronic. Delicious. 305 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,200 Baaarbacoa. 306 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,800 But they're ours, you see. 307 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,680 And the punishment for theft is... 308 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,880 -Where's the hanging card? -[Gerard murmurs] It's in there. 309 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,000 Should be in there. 310 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,560 The, um... Uh... 311 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,800 Man...go...bye-bye. 312 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,760 Eh... Er... 313 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,000 [Stammers and exclaims] Here. 314 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,240 Look. [Gags] 315 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,040 -[Gasps] -[Gideon] Yes, yes, I know. 316 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,120 Rather nasty business, isn't it? 317 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,320 But worry not. 318 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,320 Since I have claimed this land for the Crown, 319 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,400 you're now subjects of the King, 320 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,000 which means that you're now under King's law. 321 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,160 Your king? Our land? 322 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,400 Oh, the King's English. Bravo, sir. 323 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,760 You block our waterholes. You block our hunting. 324 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,080 Well, how about this, my noble friend? 325 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,360 -I'll write to the Governor. -How long's that gonna take? 326 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,120 Uh, well, he may need to write back to His Majesty in England, 327 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,120 so it should only take about a year or two. 328 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,680 And in the meantime, I'll let you chaps off with a warning. 329 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,960 No, this is us letting you off with a warning. 330 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,720 -[Gideon] Oh! -[Gerard] That's a threat, sir. 331 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,480 There may be some discontent if you just let them off. 332 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,240 Oh, pish! This is going to be a wonderful exchange. 333 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,720 We'll teach them to be civilised, 334 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,680 and they'll teach us some delicious recipes. 335 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,400 Uh, I say, what's the secret seasoning? 336 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,160 -Saltbush and stolen land. -[Gideon] Uh... 337 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,480 It means piss off and don't come back. 338 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,800 Oh, piss...piss off, eh? 339 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,920 Piss? Is that a spice? 340 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,880 [Camera clicks repeatedly] 341 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,920 [Richard] Hmm. 342 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,080 -[Camera clicks] -[Richard slurps] 343 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,360 [Sucks wine rhythmically] 344 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,000 Richard. No. 345 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,160 [Richard whispers] Sorry. 346 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,760 Where are they? I'm starving. 347 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,640 It's rude. 348 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,160 And do you know the Johnsons? 349 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,160 Come on! 350 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,400 I know. 351 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,680 I thought Richard's dog thing was a red flag. 352 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,520 Oh, my God, that wine makes me need a drink. 353 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,360 [Kate] Alright. 354 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,880 Guys, these are all the property docs that I could find. 355 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960 Everyone pick a page and read. 356 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,640 Except for Eileen, who can't read. Ah! 357 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,040 [Eileen] I can read a room. 358 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,440 Let me tell you, there's a big secret the shiny woman's keeping 359 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,200 from the mopey-looking fella. 360 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,360 Ah! Amazing. What is it? 361 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,520 How would I know? 362 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,760 Only God above can read minds. 363 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,440 -Their kid's a meth-head. -Ooh! 364 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,560 I will not tell you any more than that. 365 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,560 Tell us more. 366 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,440 Dick Larkin Jr 367 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,600 was one of my biggest customers. 368 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,400 -Lindy... -I remember him! 369 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,160 No wonder he built that fence so fast. 370 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,960 I don't know if I can mention the addict son. 371 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,440 -I think that's kind of mean. -[Eileen sighs] 372 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,760 What was he addicted to? 373 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,080 And please do not say the love of a loyal canine. 374 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,600 This is why you're going to lose 375 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,360 with your sad little middle-class feelings, Kate. 376 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,600 I'm not going to lose anything 377 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,320 because I used to be a really good lawyer 378 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,040 and now I'm a really good lawyer who's really, really annoyed. 379 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,000 Aye, that's it. Drink up, drink up. 380 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,800 Take your medicine. 381 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,800 That'll put some fire in your belly. Oh, yes. [Sniffs] 382 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,440 [Gideon] Now, new settlements require 383 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,480 not just a heroic founder 384 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,360 but also a brilliant magistrate. 385 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,800 And fortunately for the unruly settlers, I was both. 386 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,400 -[Settlers talk at once] -[Gideon] Order! 387 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,880 Order! 388 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,880 [People hush] 389 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,080 This crime is punishable by hanging. 390 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,000 The natives killed a sheep 391 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,080 and made some truly inspired barbacoa 392 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,560 and you ungrateful settlers hunted them down 393 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,800 and remorselessly dispatched several members of their tribe. 394 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,680 -[All talk at once] -[Gideon] Order! 395 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,680 Order! 396 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,640 [Bellows] Order! 397 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,960 You have murdered subjects of the King. 398 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,240 A good hanging is the only way you'll learn. 399 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,360 [Settlers talk at once] 400 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,760 Sir, are you sure you want to take the side 401 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,120 of those filthy savages 402 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,880 over your own kind? 403 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,520 You mean noble natives, 404 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,000 and you'll find that this execution 405 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,360 projects strength, rule of law, that sort of thing. 406 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,920 Ohh. 407 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,120 -Why... -This is not justice. 408 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 -[Settlers protest] -This is not justice. 409 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,240 [Settlers argue] 410 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,080 -Hm. Good point, sir. -[Gideon] Hm! 411 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,880 The people may despise you 412 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,160 but that's a small price to pay for justice. 413 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,080 [Tense music] 414 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,320 -[Settlers talk at once] -[Gideon mouths words] 415 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,400 Then again... 416 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,520 [Settlers whisper] 417 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,200 ..mercy is a virtue. 418 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,920 On this one occasion, 419 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,280 I will let you naughty chaps off with a warning. 420 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,320 But it happens again... [Snaps fingers] 421 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,520 [Quirky music] 422 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,640 [Settlers whisper quizzically] 423 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,960 -What's that? -[Woman] What's that? 424 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,040 [Settlers whisper] 425 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,640 The kiss... 426 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,320 ..of death. 427 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,840 [Settlers gasp] 428 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,120 -[Quirky music] -[Settlers chatter] 429 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,480 [Gideon] And thus, the harmony of our fledgling settlement 430 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,880 was maintained. 431 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,200 Are you following, Joon? 432 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,400 -"Two best friends." -[Gideon] Ah! 433 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,560 -"Two bunny friends." -Yes. 434 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,240 [Both sing] 435 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,320 Oh, you are listening! 436 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,600 What else? 437 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,640 Piss off. 438 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,520 Yes, 'pessiff' - 439 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,120 that delicious spice that they must have used 440 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,160 on the barbacoa. 441 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,160 The fence is definitely in the wrong place. 442 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,560 Ask anyone in town. 443 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaking as a lawyer, that's a little anecdotal for me. 444 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,840 I might go into the local council tomorrow 445 00:15:58,920 --> 00:15:59,880 and take a look at the original surveys. 446 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,760 Yeah. 447 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,720 Just dropped the word 'lawyer' 448 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,600 in the convo. 449 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,560 Nice one, Kate. 450 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaking as a councillor, 451 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,480 we have some serious doubts about two outsiders 452 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,800 opening a hotel in our little village. 453 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,880 Just not in keeping with the local character. 454 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,040 Hm! And an immediate riposte. 455 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,320 S-sorry, you've got a problem with the hotel now? 456 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,240 [Gasps] 457 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,480 Oh, sorry. 458 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,320 Just a little...power nap. 459 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,200 Whatever doubts you may have, Joy, 460 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,600 I doubt you want to go to court. 461 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,800 Court? Who said anything about court? 462 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,720 Yeah, who did say anything? 463 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,720 Well, at the very least, 464 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,680 your son built a dodgy fence 465 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,360 and you neglected it for years, 466 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,240 so you'd be paying for the fence and our... 467 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,240 [Both] ..legal fees. 468 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,040 [Joy] OK. 469 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,400 You're being very aggressive right now. 470 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,680 Richard, come. 471 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,800 Oh, back to the doghouse. 472 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,760 [Grunts] I wish. 473 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,240 What? 474 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,560 I have a secret, but I'm keeping it. 475 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,480 I'm keeping it really secret, so w...uh, watch. 476 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,640 [Joy] We tried to be nice, 477 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,760 but if I have anything to do with it, 478 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,560 your little hotel will never see a guest. 479 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,560 [Richard grunts] 480 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,160 -[Joy] Richard! -Oh! 481 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,720 Honestly, they're just starting to give rich people a bad name. 482 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,520 [Whispers] Thank you. 483 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,760 Oh, God, I regret it. 484 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,840 I regret it. I regret that. I regret that. 485 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,320 [Crows caw] 486 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,320 -What's in there? -This looks serious. 487 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,160 -[Convicts] Yeah. -Yep. 488 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,440 Well, I need to prove the original boundary lines. 489 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,880 Surveys, maps, anything. 490 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,960 Yes, yes, yes, 491 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,680 to prove that I founded the town. 492 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,960 Oi, Curly here didn't found the town. 493 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,560 That's right. Old snaggletooth Larkin did. 494 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,040 No, no! Bah! Lies! 495 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,640 -[Convicts argue] -[Gideon] Yes, that's right. 496 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,280 -Exactly. Oh, I... -Guys, guys. 497 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,840 I have a raging sulphite headache, 498 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,040 so if you're not gonna be helpful, can you just drift off? 499 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,120 [Convicts mutter] 500 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,520 [Convict mutters] He should drift off. 501 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,480 They're wrong, Katherine. I swear to you. 502 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,240 If nothing else, 503 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,760 I did my duty. 504 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,880 -[Solemn music] -[Insects chirp] 505 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,920 [Flames whoosh] 506 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,760 -[People shout in distance] -[Door opens] 507 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,120 The natives are burning the farmhouses down. 508 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,720 You have to arm the men. 509 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,000 My dear, panicky worry wart, 510 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,040 I...I don't know what they've got in a lather about. 511 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,760 I gave these naughty settlers a stern warning. 512 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,480 -[Thudding] -The natives don't understand. 513 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,880 You have to go out and speak to them, sir. 514 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,080 Now? 515 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,880 Uh, they seem rather heated. 516 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,680 You're the only one that can fix this, sir. 517 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,640 They offered you mutton once. 518 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,400 They'll do it again. 519 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,280 They respect you, sir. 520 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,280 -Just as much as I do. -[People shout outside] 521 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,760 -Yes. -[Flames whoosh nearby] 522 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,960 -Yes? -[Gerard] Yes, yes, yes. 523 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,480 I...I suppose you're right. I... 524 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,760 You're a hero. You are. 525 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,280 Thank you, Gerard. 526 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,640 [Gerard] You'll go down in history, sir. 527 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,720 [Gideon] Excuse me, chaps! 528 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,640 [Cheerfully] What say we sort this out, eh? 529 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,160 -You there! -[People shout outside] 530 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,320 [Gideon] Put that down! 531 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,480 [Whooshing and thudding] 532 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,000 [Gideon cries out painfully] 533 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,640 Ah! 534 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,040 Ooh! [Gasps] 535 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,360 That didn't go quite as well as I'd hoped. 536 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,200 [Gerard] You're alright, sir. 537 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,480 We'll get that thing out of you in a jiffy. 538 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,160 You just have a little lie-down there. 539 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,720 -[Gasps] Thank you, Gerard. -Yeah. 540 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,240 You always were my most faithful friend. 541 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,480 Yes. 542 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,680 What's that smell? 543 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,920 Oh. 544 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,480 -[Body thuds] -[Spear cracks] 545 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,680 [People shout outside] 546 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,800 [Gerard] Alright, lads! 547 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,080 Now, now, let's not 548 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,920 escalate things any further. 549 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,040 I said stand down, you rapscallions! 550 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,640 -[Gerard] Get out there! -[Settler] Come on! 551 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,600 -No mercy, lads! -[Gideon sputters] 552 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,880 And, you, clean up this mess. 553 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,240 Arghh! 554 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,880 Gerard! 555 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,560 -Ger... -[Dramatic music] 556 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,720 [Gideon gasps] 557 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,520 -[Guns fire outside] -[Gideon gasps] 558 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,480 -[Gasps] -[Gunfire continues] 559 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,640 [Breathes shakily] 560 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,520 [Gunfire continues] 561 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,080 [Kate] Wow. 562 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,960 So he set you up and started a war. 563 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,040 What? No, that's not what happened. 564 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,240 No, he...he was my closest ally. 565 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,640 Oh, no, he hated you, guv. 566 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,560 Behind your back, he called you all sorts of things. 567 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640 [Woman] Know-nothin' blowhard. 568 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,440 [Man] A cotton-headed koala shagger. 569 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,000 Yeah, and after that, he'd start insulting you. 570 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,800 -[Convicts laugh] -So many names. 571 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,520 Wait, so you were all working for Gerard? 572 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,000 [Man] Oh, no, no, we wanted no part of the bloke. 573 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,400 [Man] No, not us. Definitely not. 574 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,680 -We never wanted to come here. -Oh, we're sorry, Kate. 575 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,200 Please forgive us. Please forgive us. 576 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,480 -We didn't mean anything by it. -Oi! 577 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,040 Mob were fighting for their lives. 578 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,160 I am not dealing with white ghost guilt right now. 579 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,440 Yeah, Kate! That's what I've been saying. 580 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,600 -I'm so sorry. -Sorry. 581 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,760 -Sorry about that. -[Sighs] God. 582 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,240 -[Kate] Oi! -Here she comes. Here she comes. 583 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,960 You better retract that thing before I retract it for you. 584 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,680 Oh, relax. I'm not on your property. 585 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,760 [Kate] And you never will be, 586 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,080 because you are a pair of 587 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,960 land-grabbing gubbas. 588 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,880 'Gubbas'? That's what the Johnsons call us. 589 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,120 Oh, Richard, don't listen to her. 590 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,800 She's unhinged. 591 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,960 Where's your evidence? 592 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,680 The evidence is buried under that tree. 593 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,240 -She's a murderer too. -[Kate and Satan] What? 594 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,960 So who are you talking to? 595 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,560 There is a body buried under that tree. 596 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,960 What's she talking about? 597 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,240 What am I talking about? 598 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,720 Well, I am gonna tell you what I'm talking about. 599 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,200 [Whispers] She killed the dog. The family dog. 600 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,120 -Oh, the dog? -She killed the dog. 601 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,760 15 years ago, 602 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,840 you ran over your pet kelpie on purpose. 603 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,880 Or maybe it was accidentally. 604 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,080 And then in the middle of the night, 605 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,240 you buried him under that tree, 606 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,360 which is not as bad as that. 607 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,560 But you know what, it's still pretty bad. 608 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,520 Bad! 609 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,400 You ran over Grover 610 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,920 with the family Land Rover! 611 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,040 Darling, it was an accident. 612 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,120 [Richard] I knew it! You never liked him. 613 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,640 OK, look, I was allergic to dogs, but did you care? 614 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,680 No. 615 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,280 15 years without a dog. 616 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,600 I loved that dog. 617 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,080 [Sighs happily] What a load off. 618 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,320 I remember Grover. 619 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,520 He was a good little boy, he was. [Gasps] 620 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,120 Katie, I'm very sorry for all the upset today. 621 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,720 The fence can stay where it is. 622 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,120 -Oh, Richard, no! -[Mower putters] 623 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,680 [Sean roars] Ahhh! 624 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,160 Ohhh! 625 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,120 [Fence clunks] 626 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,000 [Mower powers down] 627 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,840 [Keys jangle] 628 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,640 There's your mower. 629 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,560 Oh! 630 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,880 -Go fetch. -[Keys thud] 631 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,160 [Gentle music] 632 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,120 [Kate chuckles] 633 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,120 I must say, Katherine, 634 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,120 you were quite brave 635 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,720 facing down those Larkins, 636 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,960 defending your land. 637 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,560 Oh, so it's my land now, is it? 638 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,200 Well, yeah... well, let's be clear. 639 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,360 I was here first. 640 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,120 Oh, you weren't, though, were you? 641 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,960 And I'm not from here either. 642 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,040 And I'm taking time to pay my respects to the people who were, 643 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,200 so if you'd like to. 644 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,000 -[Metal detector whines] -[Gideon] I... 645 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,360 I do have some regrets for my actions, you know. 646 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,640 Like? 647 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,000 Well, I could have built your people 648 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,200 a little gate for the waterhole. 649 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,120 Oh! 650 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,880 Gideon, are there any bigger regrets that spring to mind? 651 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,200 I should have gifted them some rabbits. 652 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,040 But I never wrote down that recipe for the barbacoa. 653 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,520 Gideon, if we're gonna keep living together, 654 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,680 you're going to have to learn to stop talking 655 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,200 and think. 656 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,120 Y... 657 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,160 No, no. 658 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,320 -[Gideon scoffs] -No, no, no. 659 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,880 -Uh, I... -Gideon. 660 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,600 Thank you. 661 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,160 [Gideon whispers] I'm sorry. 662 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,200 [Gentle music continues] 663 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,160 [Gideon sniffs] 664 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,160 [Gentle music]